Off the Air (2011) - full transcript
Episodes of this show consist of a montage of clips from short films, animations, music videos, stock and archive footage, and other videos found on the Internet. The shorts are usually weird and surreal in nature, and are based around a chosen theme.
[ Air blowing ]
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[ Bell dinging ]
[ Horn honking ]
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Oh, hey, Gloria.
Hey, big guy.
How are you?
Good. You?
Doing just fine.
Supposed to be
another cold one today, eh?
Mm-hmm.
It is December.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah. So, what are you
getting into today?
Oh, the usual. A family
of campers moved in back there.
I'll probably mess
with them a bit.
Maybe I'll walk around
like this a little.
Oh, yeah,
I love that walk.
Sometimes I try new things, but
I always go back to that one.
Whoa! Is that a Styrofoam cup
you're drinking out of?
I don't know.
I'm not a cup connoisseur.
I don't know
what kind of cup this is.
That's a Styrofoam cup.
It's gonna be
in the Earth forever.
Well, I don't think
the Earth cares
as much as you
imagine it does.
Oh, yeah? Hey, Earth.
Yeah,
what do you want?
Oh, hey,
is that Styrofoam?
- Yeah, put that in my mouth.
- Really?
Oh, yeah, that's some
choice polystyrene right there.
Hey, kick that tire
over here, too.
Uh, okay.
Ahhh!
That seems pretty
irresponsible.
You know what?
What do you know?
I got bigger problems
than a little Styrofoam, okay?
You ever seen something
like this before?
[ Retching ]
- Oh, my God.
- What?!
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Anyway, you'll be in here
soon enough, right?
I'll just show you then.
[ Both nervously chuckle ]
- Yeah.
- Thanks for the Styrofoam.
See you around!
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Hmm.
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[ Indistinct talking ]
[ Busy tone playing ]
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[ Icicles pewing ]
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[ Metal clanks ]
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[ Creature blowing ]
[ Power hums ]
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[ Umbrella shings ]
[ Air hissing ]
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[ Ding! ]
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♪ Weak ♪
♪ No respect ♪
♪ No chance ♪
♪ Wick-wick ♪
♪ Cease and desist
when I chant ♪
♪ Weak ♪
♪ No respect ♪
♪ No chance ♪
♪ Wick-wick ♪
♪ Cease and desist
when I chant ♪
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[ Glass shatters ]
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[ Wind blowing ]
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[ Doors opening, closing ]
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[ Creatures grunting ]
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[ Warbling ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Bell dinging ]
[ Horn honking ]
♪♪
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Oh, hey, Gloria.
Hey, big guy.
How are you?
Good. You?
Doing just fine.
Supposed to be
another cold one today, eh?
Mm-hmm.
It is December.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah. So, what are you
getting into today?
Oh, the usual. A family
of campers moved in back there.
I'll probably mess
with them a bit.
Maybe I'll walk around
like this a little.
Oh, yeah,
I love that walk.
Sometimes I try new things, but
I always go back to that one.
Whoa! Is that a Styrofoam cup
you're drinking out of?
I don't know.
I'm not a cup connoisseur.
I don't know
what kind of cup this is.
That's a Styrofoam cup.
It's gonna be
in the Earth forever.
Well, I don't think
the Earth cares
as much as you
imagine it does.
Oh, yeah? Hey, Earth.
Yeah,
what do you want?
Oh, hey,
is that Styrofoam?
- Yeah, put that in my mouth.
- Really?
Oh, yeah, that's some
choice polystyrene right there.
Hey, kick that tire
over here, too.
Uh, okay.
Ahhh!
That seems pretty
irresponsible.
You know what?
What do you know?
I got bigger problems
than a little Styrofoam, okay?
You ever seen something
like this before?
[ Retching ]
- Oh, my God.
- What?!
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Anyway, you'll be in here
soon enough, right?
I'll just show you then.
[ Both nervously chuckle ]
- Yeah.
- Thanks for the Styrofoam.
See you around!
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Hmm.
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[ Indistinct talking ]
[ Busy tone playing ]
♪♪
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[ Icicles pewing ]
♪♪
[ Metal clanks ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ Creature blowing ]
[ Power hums ]
♪♪
[ Umbrella shings ]
[ Air hissing ]
♪♪
[ Ding! ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Weak ♪
♪ No respect ♪
♪ No chance ♪
♪ Wick-wick ♪
♪ Cease and desist
when I chant ♪
♪ Weak ♪
♪ No respect ♪
♪ No chance ♪
♪ Wick-wick ♪
♪ Cease and desist
when I chant ♪
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[ Glass shatters ]
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[ Wind blowing ]
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[ Doors opening, closing ]
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[ Creatures grunting ]
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[ Warbling ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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