Octopussy (1983) - full transcript

Your horse has been
the favourite...

of the most important competitions

Don Piquillo is five years old.

Mani, as I said, has many
medals won in competitions.

Alvarado I suffered
one fall last year...

in Rio de Janeiro competition...

what I did not allow him
to jump for some months.

But with all this, he's still...

You didn't say there'd
be such security.

They moved the flight forward.

We'll have to go ahead
as planned anyway.



Toro? Sounds like a load of bull.

James.

Please be careful.

Squad, attention, trot.

- One, two, one, two...
- Target the target.

One, two. Come on, come
on. Move, move, quickly.

- Colonel.
- Continue

Yes.

Argh.

Well, it's a small world.
You're a Toro, too.

Interrogation.

Yes, colonel. Put
him in the truck.

And now, Captain Alvarado
is going to say hello.

Thank you, dear.



I'll see you in Miami.

The English escaped.

- Alert, prepare to fire.
- Aim, fire.

Close the door.

Fill her up, please.

♪ All I wanted was a sweet
distraction for an hour or two ♪

♪ Had no intention to do
the things we've done ♪

♪ Funny how it always
goes with love ♪

♪ When you don't look, you find ♪

♪ But then we're two of a kind ♪

♪ We move as one ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all
that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the
world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ I don't want to waste
a waking moment ♪

♪ I don't want to sleep ♪

♪ I'm in so strong and so deep ♪

♪ And so are you ♪

♪ In my time I've said
these words before ♪

♪ But now I realise ♪

♪ My heart was telling me lies ♪

♪ For you they're true ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all
that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the
world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

Argh.

Your guests have
arrived, Ambassador.

We should go, my dear.

Well...

I must say, you become
more beautiful every day.

- I'm over here.
- Of course you are.

This is Miss Penelope
Smallbone, my new assistant.

Miss Smallbone.

What can I say,
Moneypenny? Except that

she is as attractive
and as charming...

- As I used to be?
- I didn't say that.

You're such a flatterer, James.

Moneypenny, you know
there never has

been and never will
be anybody but you.

So you've told me.

- Welcome to Universal Exports.
- Take it, dear.

That's all you'll
ever get from him.

Thank you, Commander Bond.

- Do you know me?
- Miss Moneypenny described you.

In nauseating detail.

Really?

I can see you're going to
fit in here very nicely.

- Ah, good morning, 007.
- Morning, sir.

- Minister.
- Commander.

I think you know Jim
Fanning, our art expert.

- Yes. Hello, Jim.
- James.

Do you know what this is?

It looks like a Fabergé egg, sir.

One of the jewelled
eggs by Carl Fabergé

as a gift for the
Russian royal family.

They're priceless and very rare.

This one contains a model of
the imperial state coach.

- Top marks, 007.
- Thank you, sir.

Except it's a fake.

There's the real thing. It's being

auctioned at Sotheby's
this afternoon.

This is the fourth egg to
turn up at auction this year.

It's from none of
the usual sources.

Anonymous seller, numbered
Swiss bank account.

I'd say that the
vendor was a Russian.

And now this turns up. A
near-perfect forgery.

I think Commander Bond should
accompany you to the sale.

Splendid. I could use
an extra pair of eyes.

We could try and spot the seller.

They usually turn
up out of interest

or perhaps just to
bump up the price.

Thank you, Fanning.

Not at all.

If it is the Russians, it may
be an effort to raise currency

for covert operations
abroad or for pay-offs.

Either way, we'd better find
out what they're up to.

- Yes, Minister.
- Eyes only, 007.

Operation Trove.

You'll be replacing O09.

He turned up dead in East Germany
with that egg in his hand.

There's not much to go on.

Well, we do have one
lead, Minister.

"Property of a Lady."

The next subject on the agenda

is the continuing mutual
disarmament talks with NATO.

I assume you've all read
General Gogol's report.

It seems very thorough.

Thank you, Comrade Chairman.

I believe I express the
opinion of everyone present

that adoption of
NATO proposals does

not compromise our
defensive position.

Comrade Chairman.

General Orlov.

Er, General Gogol is presumptuous.

He speaks for himself and others

who cling to timid, outdated

and unrealistic policies.

Must I remind you, the committee,

of our overwhelming
superiority over NATO forces

before we give it away?

In East Germany under
my direct command,

I have 31 divisions,
including 11 tank divisions

and another five
in Czechoslovakia.

In support, on the Russian
western border are 60 divisions,

including 22 tank divisions.

In all, a 10-1 advantage.

American and West
German forces can

field at most ten
armoured divisions.

The British maintain
only a token force.

We have played out a
variety of attack

strategies on the new
Kutuzov computer

and find that a
lightning thrust by ten

armoured divisions from the north,

and by five more through
Czechoslovakia,

lead to total victory in five days

against any possible
defence scenario.

This is absolute madness.

We know where it will end.

NATO will counter-attack
with nuclear weapons.

Never.

The West is decadent and divided.

It has no stomach to risk
our atomic reprisals.

Throughout Europe,
daily demonstrations

demand unilateral
nuclear disarmament.

I see no reason to risk war

to satisfy your personal paranoia
and thirst for conquest.

We must turn our energies to
pressing domestic problems.

General Gogol, let
me remind you...

Comrades, sit down.

- I wish to tell you...
- Both of you.

World socialism will
be achieved peaceably.

Our military role is
strictly defensive.

Da.

Is that understood, General Orlov?

General Gogol, would you continue?

Thank you, Comrade
Chairman. I will now

turn to the specifics
of my report...

Tell him I will be there
as quickly as possible.

Please. Please.

- I am trying to concentrate.
- Lenkin.

What is it?

It's terrible news,
Comrade General.

The reproduction has
been stolen in transit.

The thief was dealt with, but
the egg was lost in the river.

Your incompetence
will destroy us all.

We'll have a replacement made.

There is no time, Comrade General.

I have just been informed of an
unscheduled inventory in two days.

Control yourself, Lenkin.

I'll tell our London people we
must have the genuine egg back.

I hope we can reach them in time.

Sold to Busoni.

The next lot is number 48.

A superb green-gold Imperial
Easter egg by Carl Fabergé.

Enamelled in translucent green,

enclosed by gold
laurel leaf trellis.

Set with blue sapphires and four

petalled gold flowers
with diamonds.

How much should it fetch?

£250-300,000. Anything
more'd be crazy.

Used by Tsar Nicholas
in 1897 in Moscow.

Property of a Lady.

Well, there are quite
a few ladies here.

She wouldn't have to
be here in person.

She could be represented by proxy.

I'll start it at £150,000.

150, 60.

170. 170.

180, 190.

200. Against you, madam.

- Any more?
- Now there is a lady.

£220,000.

240.

James, stick to the
business in hand.

£260,000.

280.

£300,000.

And 20?

Are you bidding, sir?

£320,000. New bidder.

- That's interesting.
- You know him?

Mm. Kamal Khan. Usually a seller.

£340,000. 360.

Marginal quality from
dubious sources.

£380,000.

- 400 in the centre.
- Well, that should do it.

- Kamal has gone over the top.
- Your bid, sir. 400,000.

400,000. Any more?

425. New bidder.

Thank you, sir.

- 425.
- Have you gone mad?

Let's see how badly he wants it.

450?

450. 475?

The bid is 450. 475?

Against you, sir.
No more than 450.

- Er, Jim?
- The bid is £450,000.

I have 475.

£500,000.

£500,000.

I have half a million
pounds. All done?

Any more?

Yours, sir, for £500,000.

The next lot is...

We could have been stuck with it.

- I doubt it. He had to buy it.
- But why?

That's what I intend to find out.

You had no business
bidding for that egg.

What would you have
done if you'd got it?

I would have claimed it was
a fake, sir, and not paid.

Not paid?

Here's the original. I switched it
with the fake during the auction.

Good God.

And what happens when the
buyer discovers that?

Well, he... He complains.
If he's legitimate.

- Well?
- I don't think he will complain.

According to Fanning, this Kamal
usually sells. Now he buys.

I believe that the fake
will smoke him out.

Our tail followed him to Heathrow
where he got a plane to Delhi.

You must go there, too.

I'll alert Sadruddin,
our man in Station

I, to keep him under surveillance.

Book yourself on the
next flight out.

Well, I've 55 minutes
to catch it, sir.

- Oh, Bond?
- Sir?

Sign a chit for
that egg before you

go. It's government property now.

Of course, sir.

That's a charming tune. You
do take English money?

Only gold sovereigns.

Please.

I'm Vijay. Special expediter,
Universal Exports.

Welcome to India, Commander Bond.

Call me James.

- Where's Sadruddin?
- Over here, waiting in the taxi.

This was the wrong
cover. I hate snakes.

Taxi. Please be comfortable.

- I am Sadruddin, Head of Section.
- How do you do?

I booked you in at
the Shivnivas Hotel.

Good. My baggage?

Gone ahead.

What can you tell me
about Kamal Khan?

Exiled Afghan prince. Sportsman,
polo, cricket, tennis.

- I play a bit myself.
- Really?

As a matter of fact, I've got a

part-time job as a
pro at Kamal's club.

- What have you learned so far?
- My backhand's improved.

Kamal lives there on the hill.

The Monsoon Palace.
It's heavily guarded.

How do I get to him?

He plays backgammon most
evenings at the hotel casino.

As a guest, you're
automatically a member.

Then let's meet there later.

I'll change into
something less casual.

Oh, here. You may need this
to play with your asp.

Good morning. Name's Bond. I
believe you have a reservation.

- We've been expecting you.
- Good.

I hope you have a pleasant stay.

I'm sure I will.

Thank you.

Your baggage has
been unpacked, sir.

Oh, thank you.

If I can be of further
assistance...

- Anything at all?
- Oh, maybe later.

- How's he doing?
- The Major's no novice.

But Kamal has won 200,000 rupees.

You'll have a job beating that.

I feel lucky. Shall we double?

Of course.

20,000 rupees.

Always a double six
when you need it.

Always.

- How do you do it.
- It's all in the wrist.

Oh, it's hopeless.

Shall we have another game, Major?

- Same stake?
- Yes, I'll have another go.

Your luck's got to
run out some time.

May I join you?

Sotheby's. Half a million pounds?

- The man at the auction.
- Precisely.

You have a good memory for faces.

And figures.

- This can't be a coincidence.
- No.

- What will you have?
- Nothing, thank you.

Some other time, perhaps?

Thank you.

Six and one.

Well?

Looks like the Major has got him.

Why don't we make it interesting,
Major? Double to 100,000 rupees.

I can't accept. Not
with your luck.

You win.

I would have taken
that double, myself.

Then why don't you take over
the Major's position? Mr?

Bond.

James Bond. Thank you,
I'd be delighted.

100,000 rupees, then.

Double six.

Not such a good double to
accept, after all, was it?

- Double.
- Of course.

You can only win
with a double six.

The stake is 200,000 rupees.
Do you have the cash?

Well, I think that this
should be ample security.

Don't you?

Play, Mr Bond.

You need a great deal of
luck to get out of this.

Oh, luck?

Well, then I shall use
player's privilege,

and use your lucky dice.

It's all in the wrist.

Double sixes.

Fancy that.

200,000 rupees.

I prefer cash.

- Get it cashed for him.
- Yes, sir.

Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond.

I intend to, Kamal Khan.

My security.

And yours?

It's not really in
the wrist, you know.

Should I be following them?

Yes, but I think they'll
be following this.

Thank you.

Vijay will take you
from here. I'll see

if I can find out
more about Kamal.

Good. Hold on to these, will you?

Keep you in curry for a
few weeks, won't it?

Thank you.

It's a wonderful racket, this.

Vijay, we have company.

No problem. This is a company car.

(talking in Hindi)

Step on it.

This should shake 'em off.

Oh. Thank God for hard currency.

Game, set and match.
Hang on, James.

Keep your head down.

Thank you.

Ow. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

(IN HINDI)

Here. Catch.

Excuse me.

Thank you. You'd better
stick this back yourself.

James, over here. Come on.

Vijay. The money I gave you.

Here. Rupees.

Easy come, easy go.

(gives orders in Hindi)

It certainly pays to advertise.

This way, James.

Ah, Q.

How are you?

Most unhappy, 007, thanks to you.

How can I be expected to
maintain the quality of my work?

Sent out here at a
moment's notice.

Have you any smaller
thread? Someone

stuck a knife in my wallet.

Ah, they missed you? What a pity.

Karen, see to that, will you?

I've also mislaid my PPK.

- Anything else?
- No, that's all.

Blast.

Having problems keeping it up, Q?

Experimental model.

- Hello, Smithers.
- Commander.

Smashing, Q.

Come on. I have a
few things for you.

Very nice, Smithers.

Is the homing device ready yet?

Not only a homing device, but an

extremely delicate
microphone as well.

It goes in there like that.

Now, take a fountain pen.

Twist the top,

and a highly concentrated mixture
of nitric and hydrochloric acid.

Dissolves all metals.

Wonderful for poison-pen letters.

Pay attention, 007.

Pull the top off the pen.

With this ultrasensitive earpiece,
you can listen in on the bug.

The homing device
is compatible with

the standard-issue radio
directional finder in your watch.

If you haven't lost it.

That's amazing, Q. It does work.

What's that?

Oh, that's the latest
liquid crystal TV.

Very handy.

Mm. Perfect image, Q.

Really, 007.

Look, I haven't time for
these adolescent antics.

- It's the best we can do.
- It's beautiful. Thank you.

Go on, get along. I've
got my work to do.

- I'll give you a hand, Q.
- Thank you.

Don't forget this.

Don't let him teach you
any of his bad habits.

Mr Bond, your table is ready.

- I didn't reserve one.
- Your guest is waiting, sir.

This way, please.

Thank you.

You changed your mind.

- I'm glad.
- Are you?

Well, let's put it this way.

You are the least
lethal and by far

the prettiest of Kamal's friends

that I've come across.

Thank you.

So does he have a proposition
for me, or do you?

He suggests a trade.

The egg for your life.

I'd heard the price
of eggs was going

up, but isn't that a little high?

Charge it to, er... Room...

Oh, 27. Along with the
champagne, I suppose?

I'll leave it at the desk.

You don't mind?

Why? Has Kamal forgotten
what I look like already?

It's for me.

So that if I depart
this world suddenly

you'll have something
to remember me by?

Something like that.

It's for my scrapbook.
I collect memories.

Well, let's get on
with making a few.

I need refilling.

Of course you do.

Oh. I'll get some more.

Don't bother. We'll make
yours a loving cup.

What a good idea.

Forgive my curiosity,
but what is that?

That's my little octopussy.

Good morning.

Morning.

I didn't want to wake
you. But since you're up,

I can say a proper goodbye.

What is the time?

Beautiful view, isn't it?

- I don't know how to say goodbye.
- Actions speak louder than words.

You're so right.

In. Out. In. Out.

In. Out.

Come on, girls. In.

Out.

Check oars.

The egg has been recovered.

You should be pleased.

I'm not pleased it was
stolen in the first place.

Nor that the thief knows
enough to bring it here.

He's obviously an adventurer with
possible blackmail on his mind.

Anyway, I have him as my
guest at the Monsoon Palace.

And he will tell us all
he knows very quickly.

- Who is he?
- Englishman.

Likes eggs. Preferably Fabergé.

And dice. Preferably loaded.

His name is James Bond.

Bring him here.

He's dangerous. After he's talked,

we must get rid of
him immediately.

No.

A "no" from you has little
chance of becoming a "yes".

I assume, therefore, that
the meeting is over.

But you're making a
serious mistake.

Well, so far I can't complain
about the valet service.

Dinner. 8 o'clock.

- Good evening, Mr Bond.
- Good evening.

Well rested?

I believe you and
Miss Magda have met.

- It was a pleasure.
- You're too kind.

You don't mind if we start?
The soufflé can't wait.

At the risk of appearing to be
making light dinner conversation,

may I ask exactly why I am here?

I mean, after all,
you do have the egg.

True. But we don't
have all the answers.

Well, supposing, for argument's
sake, I don't feel like talking?

Don't worry, you will.

You will.

Let me guess.

Thumbscrews and hot coals.

Hardly. We're much more
sophisticated than that.

- Er... Sodium Pentothal?
- A bit crude. Very unreliable.

We prefer curare with an
effective psychedelic compound.

Guaranteed results.

- But with permanent brain damage.
- An unfortunate side effect.

Ah. One of our specialities.

Stuffed sheep's head.

It's odd,

but when I'm stared at I
seem to lose my appetite.

Oh, thank you for dinner.

Until tomorrow, then.

- Well, I'll say good night.
- I could come in for a nightcap.

Some other time, perhaps.

I don't suppose you'd
care for a nightcap?

No.

I trust you had a pleasant flight.

If you step this way, I think you
will find everything is in order.

I congratulate you
on the quality of

your workmanship,
Prince Kamal Khan.

Thank you, General Orlov.

As you can see, each piece has
been meticulously duplicated

according to Lenkin's
specifications.

Good. Have it put
aboard the helicopter.

- Can they be trusted?
- I assure you of their silence.

We are both playing
for enormous stakes.

I get what I want, then you
get the genuine jewellery.

Exactly...

The precise timing
will be essential.

Remember: nothing must be changed.

One week from today,
in Karl-Marx-Stadt.

- Karl-Marx-Stadt.
- Correct.

(talking in Hindi)

- Everything taken care of?
- As you ordered, Excellence.

- So, you recovered it?
- From an accomplice of the thief.

He must be eliminated at once.

There must be no further
security breach.

This fake has caused
enough trouble.

I must go.

Everything has been
most satisfactory.

Most kind, General Orlov.

Get Bond.

(shouting in Hindi)

The Englishman has escaped.

He won't go very far.
We'll track him.

Ooh.

Oooh. Ya-ha.

Good.

Let the sport commence.

Ooh. Agh. Yieeehhh.

(gives orders in Hindi)

Head him off. Head him off.

(shouting in Hindi)

Sit.

We have him. We have him.

Go round. Go round. He's in there.

Hiss off.

(shouts in Hindi)

Ow.

Don't let him get away.

(shouts in Hindi)

Hey.

- C'mom, buddy, c'mon.
- Give him some room.

- Hey, you all right, buddy?
- I'm fine.

Are you with our group?

No, ma'am. I'm with
the economy tour.

Mr Bond is indeed a
very rare breed.

Soon to be made extinct.

Genus Hapalochlaena.
Produces a venom

that's invariably
fatal in seconds.

The barge had that sign.

Yes. It belongs to a
fabulously wealthy

woman who lives on
the floating palace.

Who is she?

No one knows her real name,
but she's known as Octopussy.

That's the name I
heard at Kamal's.

I hear that island's full of
beautiful women. No men allowed.

Really? Sexual discrimination.

I'll definitely have
to pay it a visit.

Good evening.

I wondered when you might arrive.

So you are the
mysterious Octopussy.

And you are James Bond.

007, licenced to kill.

Am I to be your
target for tonight?

Not necessarily.

Depends how much you tell me
about jewellery smuggling.

And why one of our agents
was killed in East Berlin.

I know nothing about that.

You remember Major Dexter Smythe?

You were sent out to
arrest him, weren't you?

You seem to have
done your homework.

Thank you. Yes. Smythe,
after a brilliant

military career, joined
our secret service.

His mission was to
recover a cache of

Chinese gold, seized
in North Korea.

Both he and his native
guide disappeared.

The gold was never found.

And 20 years later you
were sent after him.

The guide's body turned
up with a bullet

still in his skull from
Smythe's revolver.

I traced Smythe to Sri Lanka,

and gave him 24 hours to clear up

his affairs before
I took him back.

He committed suicide
rather than face

the disgrace of a court martial.

What's the connection?

He was my father. I'd hoped fate
would bring us together one day.

To avenge him?

No. To thank you for
giving him an alternative.

Come in.

Kamal Khan to see you.

Bond has escaped.

- How careless of you.
- I apologise.

By the way, I'd like you to
meet my new house guest.

Er, an old friend of the
family, you might say.

How lovely.

You have a nasty
habit of surviving.

You know what they say
about the fittest.

Octopussy, I would enjoy another

opportunity to take
care of Mr Bond

personally.

I will take care
of Mr Bond myself.

Good night.

And enjoy yourselves.

Mr Bond.

My father became a leading
authority on octopi.

He loved them. His pet
name for me was Octopussy.

Mr Bond, smuggling is no
concern of the secret service.

I've violated no British law.

You are free to leave,
but I'd much prefer

if you stayed as my
guest for a few days.

I'd like that.

Gwendoline, show Mr
Bond to his room.

Good night, Mr Bond.

Till the morning, then.

Midge.

Extend Mr Bond every courtesy, but
double the guard on his quarters.

(speaks Hindi)

He says the island
is heavily guarded.

We don't want to make
enemies with the woman.

The woman must not be harmed.

When Father's gold ran
out, the people in

Hong Kong who'd
disposed of it for him

offered me a commission
to smuggle some diamonds.

I discovered I had
a talent for it.

So you went into
business yourself?

Yes, but I needed an organisation,
so I revived the old Octopus cult.

Well, then. Where did you
recruit all these lovelies?

There are many of them
all over Southeast Asia,

looking for a guru, spiritual
discipline, who knows what.

I train them. Give them a purpose,
a sisterhood and a way of life.

- In crime?
- In business.

I have diversified into shipping,
hotels, carnivals and circuses.

- Is he still there?
- You must be joking.

007 on an island populated
exclusively by women?

We won't see him till dawn.

- I'll relieve you at midnight.
- No problem.

Are we going somewhere?

I have to go to Europe
tomorrow on a business trip.

Oh, that's a pity. I was just
beginning to enjoy myself.

I think you should stay.
I'll only be gone a week.

When I come back we'll
discuss the future.

Well, I can't guarantee that
I'll be here when you return.

Oh, James. We're two of a kind.

There are vast
rewards for a man of

your talents willing
to take risks.

- I'm not for hire.
- Oh. A man of principle.

With a price on his head.

Naturally, you do it
for Queen and country.

I have no country, I have
no price on my head.

I don't have to apologise to you,
a paid assassin, for what I am.

No.

You're right.

We are two of a kind.

Oh, James.

Is something wrong?

Not really.

Just a feeling.

Won't you come back to bed?

Move.

Hai-ya.

- James.
- Ooh.

Watch it.

Argh.

Come on.

Careful I

Give me the gun.

Ooh.

What happened to Vijay?

He was alive when I found him.

Did he say anything?

All he said was "it
was Kamal's men."

No more problems.

Better signal M to
meet me in Berlin.

Why?

Well, I have to go to a
circus in Karl-Marx-Stadt.

We verified the
Octopussy Circus was

in East Berlin when we lost 009.

Karl-Marx-Stadt is further east.

Why would General Orlov
participate in a jewellery caper?

Well, the jewellery, sir, I think
is, if you'll forgive the analogy,

only the tip of the tentacle.

Here's the ID you'll need.

Charles Moreton, manufacturer's
representative from Leeds.

Visiting furniture
factories in East Germany.

- Karl will take you in.
- No problem.

Remember, 007, you're on your own.

Thank you, sir. That's
a great comfort.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have the pleasure to
introduce the twins...

Mischka and Grischka, with her
knife throwing sensation.

Mischka.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the human cannonball...

Francisco the fearless.

(shouts in Russian)

is leaving in a few minutes.

Attention, go. Close the doors.
Beware of the departure.

Of course you know
Comrade Borchoi,

the curator of the Hermitage.

He just arrived from Leningrad.

The Romanov Star.

The Romanov Star.

The Sondelzug of the
circus Octopussy

on Track 2 leaves
in a few minutes.

Attention please...

Stay here with the jewellery while

they switch the car
to the main track.

You stay, also.

100 kiloton yield.

The effects are indistinguishable

from the American
medium-yield bomb.

The detonator. Now
listen carefully.

It is pre-set for a
four-hour delay.

Set time for the explosion here.

To activate, insert,

and twist the lever a
quarter-turn clockwise.

Be at least 20 miles
away when it goes off?

The jewellery should net
us 300 million in Zurich.

We still have to cross the border.

I must go.

Au revoir, dear lady.

Good luck.

Ow.

Bring the canister.

Put it in the car.

Leave that. Let's go.

Let's stay. Sit on that box. Hands
on your knees. Come on, move.

Why is that bomb on the train?

- Who are you?
- I'm British secret service.

You should be more concerned
about getting out of here alive.

I am more concerned
about an atomic

bomb exploding on a
US Air Force base.

You can't be inviting
a nuclear war.

What happens when
the US retaliates?

Against whom?

My God. Of course.

Our early-warning system will rule

out the bomb having
come from Russia

or anywhere else.

Everyone will assume
incorrectly that it

was a US bomb triggered
accidentally.

That would be the most
plausible explanation.

Europe will insist on disarmament,

leaving every border undefended
for you to walk across at will.

It doesn't matter a damn to you

that thousands of innocent people
will die in your accident.

Better than letting a handful
of old men in Moscow

bargain away our advantage
in disarmament talks.

On your feet, General. You're
going to stop that train.

- It's too late.
- You can stop it at the border.

Kill him. Kill him.

Kill him. Kill him.

Get to the station.

Stop that car.

Stop.

Follow that car.

Ach do Lieber Golf.

Kamal Khan says we are to stay
here until we cross the border.

The licence plate
is General Orlov's.

We have discovered this.

Where is General Orlov now?

Last reported heading
for the border.

Good day.

I must get to that train.

Stop. Stay standing.

Stop.

A common thief.

A disgrace to the uniform.

Yes. But tomorrow,

I shall be a hero

of the Soviet Union.

It is now 11.45.

The performance begins at
3. Allowing for delays,

set the bomb to detonate at 3.45.

We must leave the base by 3.15.

I take it none of
you will be late.

Hai-ya.

Argh.

The jewellery.

- Did you recognise him?
- No.

Stay here with her.

Ooh. Argh.

Argh.

On the roof. Trouble.

Mischka.

Ooh.

And this

for my brother.

Argh.

And that's for 009.

Come here. Come here.

Gobinda will stay
with the jewellery.

- Sausage, Bubi?
- Thank you, darling.

- More quickly.
- Yes, yes.

- Sausage?
- We'll do it. Is good.

- A beer?
- Thank you, very friendly.

Yes, yes, we drive...

Yes, yes, yes.

- Eat?
- Nothing thanks.

Take a little sausage.

These Englander are crazy.

Please, Fräulein. Is
very important...

What are you doing...
That is my car.

Hey, my car.

General, excuse me.
I have some travel

arrangements to make.
Enjoy the show.

Thank you.

I'm sure he'll get a
big blast out of this.

I know he won't be disappointed.

- That was Bond.
- Good. Let him keep going.

He'll be late and we'll
be rid of him too.

Great, isn't it?

Fantastic. Fantastic.

Marvellous.

General, how long would I get in
the brig if I stole your wallet?

- Er, about two years.
- That long?

Well, in that case,
I'd better return it.

Son of a gun.

- Where's the Base Commander?
- Let's see your circus pass.

Damn it, man, it's urgent.

Get out, put your hands up.

Stolen car.

Captain, some nut
went through in a

stolen car. Wants
the Base Commander.

He's wearing a red shirt.

There he is. There he is.

Go after that guy
in the red shirt.

He's ducked behind the trailers.

Keep searching, you guys. He's
gotta be around here somewhere.

Look under the trailer, you guys.

- Ladies and gentlemen...
- Hey. Is anyone else in there?

And now for the first
time in this country,

the death-defying
human cannonball.

I have the pleasure in presenting
to you Francisco the Fearless.

The suspect's wearing
a clown suit. Over.

That's him.

Hold it, buddy. You're
coming with us.

General, there's a
bomb in that cannon.

Sure. Where else would a bomb be?

Great clown.

I'm deadly serious.
I'm a British agent.

What?

For God's sake, tell him who I am.

Kamal and Orlov
double-crossed you. I saw

them take the jewellery
off the train.

Does that convince you?

Sir, that bomb is
set to explode at

3.45. That's 90 seconds from now.

General, this man's
either drunk or crazy.

He'll destroy the
entire operation.

You two, grab that man.
Grab him. Hold him.

Damn it. Let go.

Let me go, there's
a bomb in there.

Let him go.

Quiet, everyone. Quiet.

Now?

Thank you. You did a great job.

Where was Kamal going?

Back to India.

Folks, we've had an emergency,
but everything is all right now.

You and your families are safe.

Now, please leave the tent in
an orderly manner. Thank you.

- The plane is refuelled.
- We'll take off at sunrise.

Are the gold
certificates on board?

Yes, Excellence.

We'll take these also. Dollars,
pounds, francs, marks.

I can always print my own.

- What is that?
- Girls selling themselves.

Good. It will keep
the men occupied.

I don't want them to see me leave.

NOW.

Argh.

Give us a hand.

Come on.

Let's go. All set?

Lift.

That's it. Steady.

Make sure the horses are saddled.

Yes, Excellence.

I'll join you in a few minutes.

Do you really think
you can escape me?

Orlov betrayed us.

I swear I knew nothing
about the bomb.

We're partners, we're
friends. Octopussy,

I would never do
anything to hurt you.

(gives order in Hindi)

You left me to be killed along
with thousands of innocent people.

Octopussy.

Octopussy.

Look. I was bringing you this.

We can make millions.

Take her. She's our
ticket out of here.

I trust you can handle
this contraption.

It goes by hot air.

Oh, then you can.

- They're doing fine.
- But I don't see Octopussy.

- There she is. She's in trouble.
- Get your hands off me.

- I'll take her down.
- No. Up.

Where are you going? Look, don't
be an idiot, 007. Come back.

Kill him.

(Hindi)

Come on.

What are you doing? Cut it
out. We haven't time for that.

- Ah.
- Later perhaps.

Come on. Giddap.

Come on. Come on.

He'll kill us all.
Go out and get him.

- Out there?
- Go.

Yes, Excellence.

Aaagghh.

- Jump.
- Ohhhhh.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

My government categorically denies
the incident ever occurred.

However, we request Bond to return

one of our most
historic treasures,

the Romanov Star.

In the interests of
our Anglo-Soviet

relationships, that
can be arranged.

Ah, where is Commander Bond?

Well, owing to the
serious nature of his

injuries, he's still not
fit enough to travel.

In. Out. In. Out.

- I wish...
- What?

I wish you weren't in such
a weakened condition.

Oh, James.

James.

♪ All I wanted was a
sweet distraction ♪

♪ For an hour or two ♪

♪ Had no intention to do ♪

♪ The things we've done ♪

♪ Funny how it always
goes with love ♪

♪ When you don't look, you find ♪

♪ But then we're two of a kind ♪

♪ We move as one ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all
that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the
world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ I don't want to waste
a waking moment ♪

♪ I don't want to sleep ♪

♪ I'm in so strong and so deep ♪

♪ And so are you ♪

♪ In my time I've said
these words before ♪

♪ But now I realise ♪

♪ My heart was telling me lies ♪

♪ For you they're true ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all
that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the
world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪