Octopussy (1983) - full transcript

Your horse has been

the favourite...

of the most important competitions

Don Piquillo is five years old.

Mani, as I said, has many

medals won in competitions.

Alvarado I suffered

one fall last year...

in Rio de Janeiro competition...

what I did not allow him

to jump for some months.

But with all this, he's still...

You didn't say there'd

be such security.

They moved the flight forward.

We'll have to go ahead

as planned anyway.

Toro? Sounds like a load of bull.

James.

Please be careful.

Squad, attention, trot.

- One, two, one, two...

- Target the target.

One, two. Come on, come

on. Move, move, quickly.

- Colonel.

- Continue

Yes.

Argh.

Well, it's a small world.

You're a Toro, too.

Interrogation.

Yes, colonel. Put

him in the truck.

And now, Captain Alvarado

is going to say hello.

Thank you, dear.

I'll see you in Miami.

The English escaped.

- Alert, prepare to fire.

- Aim, fire.

Close the door.

Fill her up, please.

♪ All I wanted was a sweet

distraction for an hour or two ♪

♪ Had no intention to do

the things we've done ♪

♪ Funny how it always

goes with love ♪

♪ When you don't look, you find ♪

♪ But then we're two of a kind ♪

♪ We move as one ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all

that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the

world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ I don't want to waste

a waking moment ♪

♪ I don't want to sleep ♪

♪ I'm in so strong and so deep ♪

♪ And so are you ♪

♪ In my time I've said

these words before ♪

♪ But now I realise ♪

♪ My heart was telling me lies ♪

♪ For you they're true ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all

that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the

world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

Argh.

Your guests have

arrived, Ambassador.

We should go, my dear.

Well...

I must say, you become

more beautiful every day.

- I'm over here.

- Of course you are.

This is Miss Penelope

Smallbone, my new assistant.

Miss Smallbone.

What can I say,

Moneypenny? Except that

she is as attractive

and as charming...

- As I used to be?

- I didn't say that.

You're such a flatterer, James.

Moneypenny, you know

there never has

been and never will

be anybody but you.

So you've told me.

- Welcome to Universal Exports.

- Take it, dear.

That's all you'll

ever get from him.

Thank you, Commander Bond.

- Do you know me?

- Miss Moneypenny described you.

In nauseating detail.

Really?

I can see you're going to

fit in here very nicely.

- Ah, good morning, 007.

- Morning, sir.

- Minister.

- Commander.

I think you know Jim

Fanning, our art expert.

- Yes. Hello, Jim.

- James.

Do you know what this is?

It looks like a Fabergé egg, sir.

One of the jewelled

eggs by Carl Fabergé

as a gift for the

Russian royal family.

They're priceless and very rare.

This one contains a model of

the imperial state coach.

- Top marks, 007.

- Thank you, sir.

Except it's a fake.

There's the real thing. It's being

auctioned at Sotheby's

this afternoon.

This is the fourth egg to

turn up at auction this year.

It's from none of

the usual sources.

Anonymous seller, numbered

Swiss bank account.

I'd say that the

vendor was a Russian.

And now this turns up. A

near-perfect forgery.

I think Commander Bond should

accompany you to the sale.

Splendid. I could use

an extra pair of eyes.

We could try and spot the seller.

They usually turn

up out of interest

or perhaps just to

bump up the price.

Thank you, Fanning.

Not at all.

If it is the Russians, it may

be an effort to raise currency

for covert operations

abroad or for pay-offs.

Either way, we'd better find

out what they're up to.

- Yes, Minister.

- Eyes only, 007.

Operation Trove.

You'll be replacing O09.

He turned up dead in East Germany

with that egg in his hand.

There's not much to go on.

Well, we do have one

lead, Minister.

"Property of a Lady."

The next subject on the agenda

is the continuing mutual

disarmament talks with NATO.

I assume you've all read

General Gogol's report.

It seems very thorough.

Thank you, Comrade Chairman.

I believe I express the

opinion of everyone present

that adoption of

NATO proposals does

not compromise our

defensive position.

Comrade Chairman.

General Orlov.

Er, General Gogol is presumptuous.

He speaks for himself and others

who cling to timid, outdated

and unrealistic policies.

Must I remind you, the committee,

of our overwhelming

superiority over NATO forces

before we give it away?

In East Germany under

my direct command,

I have 31 divisions,

including 11 tank divisions

and another five

in Czechoslovakia.

In support, on the Russian

western border are 60 divisions,

including 22 tank divisions.

In all, a 10-1 advantage.

American and West

German forces can

field at most ten

armoured divisions.

The British maintain

only a token force.

We have played out a

variety of attack

strategies on the new

Kutuzov computer

and find that a

lightning thrust by ten

armoured divisions from the north,

and by five more through

Czechoslovakia,

lead to total victory in five days

against any possible

defence scenario.

This is absolute madness.

We know where it will end.

NATO will counter-attack

with nuclear weapons.

Never.

The West is decadent and divided.

It has no stomach to risk

our atomic reprisals.

Throughout Europe,

daily demonstrations

demand unilateral

nuclear disarmament.

I see no reason to risk war

to satisfy your personal paranoia

and thirst for conquest.

We must turn our energies to

pressing domestic problems.

General Gogol, let

me remind you...

Comrades, sit down.

- I wish to tell you...

- Both of you.

World socialism will

be achieved peaceably.

Our military role is

strictly defensive.

Da.

Is that understood, General Orlov?

General Gogol, would you continue?

Thank you, Comrade

Chairman. I will now

turn to the specifics

of my report...

Tell him I will be there

as quickly as possible.

Please. Please.

- I am trying to concentrate.

- Lenkin.

What is it?

It's terrible news,

Comrade General.

The reproduction has

been stolen in transit.

The thief was dealt with, but

the egg was lost in the river.

Your incompetence

will destroy us all.

We'll have a replacement made.

There is no time, Comrade General.

I have just been informed of an

unscheduled inventory in two days.

Control yourself, Lenkin.

I'll tell our London people we

must have the genuine egg back.

I hope we can reach them in time.

Sold to Busoni.

The next lot is number 48.

A superb green-gold Imperial

Easter egg by Carl Fabergé.

Enamelled in translucent green,

enclosed by gold

laurel leaf trellis.

Set with blue sapphires and four

petalled gold flowers

with diamonds.

How much should it fetch?

£250-300,000. Anything

more'd be crazy.

Used by Tsar Nicholas

in 1897 in Moscow.

Property of a Lady.

Well, there are quite

a few ladies here.

She wouldn't have to

be here in person.

She could be represented by proxy.

I'll start it at £150,000.

150, 60.

170. 170.

180, 190.

200. Against you, madam.

- Any more?

- Now there is a lady.

£220,000.

240.

James, stick to the

business in hand.

£260,000.

280.

£300,000.

And 20?

Are you bidding, sir?

£320,000. New bidder.

- That's interesting.

- You know him?

Mm. Kamal Khan. Usually a seller.

£340,000. 360.

Marginal quality from

dubious sources.

£380,000.

- 400 in the centre.

- Well, that should do it.

- Kamal has gone over the top.

- Your bid, sir. 400,000.

400,000. Any more?

425. New bidder.

Thank you, sir.

- 425.

- Have you gone mad?

Let's see how badly he wants it.

450?

450. 475?

The bid is 450. 475?

Against you, sir.

No more than 450.

- Er, Jim?

- The bid is £450,000.

I have 475.

£500,000.

£500,000.

I have half a million

pounds. All done?

Any more?

Yours, sir, for £500,000.

The next lot is...

We could have been stuck with it.

- I doubt it. He had to buy it.

- But why?

That's what I intend to find out.

You had no business

bidding for that egg.

What would you have

done if you'd got it?

I would have claimed it was

a fake, sir, and not paid.

Not paid?

Here's the original. I switched it

with the fake during the auction.

Good God.

And what happens when the

buyer discovers that?

Well, he... He complains.

If he's legitimate.

- Well?

- I don't think he will complain.

According to Fanning, this Kamal

usually sells. Now he buys.

I believe that the fake

will smoke him out.

Our tail followed him to Heathrow

where he got a plane to Delhi.

You must go there, too.

I'll alert Sadruddin,

our man in Station

I, to keep him under surveillance.

Book yourself on the

next flight out.

Well, I've 55 minutes

to catch it, sir.

- Oh, Bond?

- Sir?

Sign a chit for

that egg before you

go. It's government property now.

Of course, sir.

That's a charming tune. You

do take English money?

Only gold sovereigns.

Please.

I'm Vijay. Special expediter,

Universal Exports.

Welcome to India, Commander Bond.

Call me James.

- Where's Sadruddin?

- Over here, waiting in the taxi.

This was the wrong

cover. I hate snakes.

Taxi. Please be comfortable.

- I am Sadruddin, Head of Section.

- How do you do?

I booked you in at

the Shivnivas Hotel.

Good. My baggage?

Gone ahead.

What can you tell me

about Kamal Khan?

Exiled Afghan prince. Sportsman,

polo, cricket, tennis.

- I play a bit myself.

- Really?

As a matter of fact, I've got a

part-time job as a

pro at Kamal's club.

- What have you learned so far?

- My backhand's improved.

Kamal lives there on the hill.

The Monsoon Palace.

It's heavily guarded.

How do I get to him?

He plays backgammon most

evenings at the hotel casino.

As a guest, you're

automatically a member.

Then let's meet there later.

I'll change into

something less casual.

Oh, here. You may need this

to play with your asp.

Good morning. Name's Bond. I

believe you have a reservation.

- We've been expecting you.

- Good.

I hope you have a pleasant stay.

I'm sure I will.

Thank you.

Your baggage has

been unpacked, sir.

Oh, thank you.

If I can be of further

assistance...

- Anything at all?

- Oh, maybe later.

- How's he doing?

- The Major's no novice.

But Kamal has won 200,000 rupees.

You'll have a job beating that.

I feel lucky. Shall we double?

Of course.

20,000 rupees.

Always a double six

when you need it.

Always.

- How do you do it.

- It's all in the wrist.

Oh, it's hopeless.

Shall we have another game, Major?

- Same stake?

- Yes, I'll have another go.

Your luck's got to

run out some time.

May I join you?

Sotheby's. Half a million pounds?

- The man at the auction.

- Precisely.

You have a good memory for faces.

And figures.

- This can't be a coincidence.

- No.

- What will you have?

- Nothing, thank you.

Some other time, perhaps?

Thank you.

Six and one.

Well?

Looks like the Major has got him.

Why don't we make it interesting,

Major? Double to 100,000 rupees.

I can't accept. Not

with your luck.

You win.

I would have taken

that double, myself.

Then why don't you take over

the Major's position? Mr?

Bond.

James Bond. Thank you,

I'd be delighted.

100,000 rupees, then.

Double six.

Not such a good double to

accept, after all, was it?

- Double.

- Of course.

You can only win

with a double six.

The stake is 200,000 rupees.

Do you have the cash?

Well, I think that this

should be ample security.

Don't you?

Play, Mr Bond.

You need a great deal of

luck to get out of this.

Oh, luck?

Well, then I shall use

player's privilege,

and use your lucky dice.

It's all in the wrist.

Double sixes.

Fancy that.

200,000 rupees.

I prefer cash.

- Get it cashed for him.

- Yes, sir.

Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond.

I intend to, Kamal Khan.

My security.

And yours?

It's not really in

the wrist, you know.

Should I be following them?

Yes, but I think they'll

be following this.

Thank you.

Vijay will take you

from here. I'll see

if I can find out

more about Kamal.

Good. Hold on to these, will you?

Keep you in curry for a

few weeks, won't it?

Thank you.

It's a wonderful racket, this.

Vijay, we have company.

No problem. This is a company car.

(talking in Hindi)

Step on it.

This should shake 'em off.

Oh. Thank God for hard currency.

Game, set and match.

Hang on, James.

Keep your head down.

Thank you.

Ow. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

(IN HINDI)

Here. Catch.

Excuse me.

Thank you. You'd better

stick this back yourself.

James, over here. Come on.

Vijay. The money I gave you.

Here. Rupees.

Easy come, easy go.

(gives orders in Hindi)

It certainly pays to advertise.

This way, James.

Ah, Q.

How are you?

Most unhappy, 007, thanks to you.

How can I be expected to

maintain the quality of my work?

Sent out here at a

moment's notice.

Have you any smaller

thread? Someone

stuck a knife in my wallet.

Ah, they missed you? What a pity.

Karen, see to that, will you?

I've also mislaid my PPK.

- Anything else?

- No, that's all.

Blast.

Having problems keeping it up, Q?

Experimental model.

- Hello, Smithers.

- Commander.

Smashing, Q.

Come on. I have a

few things for you.

Very nice, Smithers.

Is the homing device ready yet?

Not only a homing device, but an

extremely delicate

microphone as well.

It goes in there like that.

Now, take a fountain pen.

Twist the top,

and a highly concentrated mixture

of nitric and hydrochloric acid.

Dissolves all metals.

Wonderful for poison-pen letters.

Pay attention, 007.

Pull the top off the pen.

With this ultrasensitive earpiece,

you can listen in on the bug.

The homing device

is compatible with

the standard-issue radio

directional finder in your watch.

If you haven't lost it.

That's amazing, Q. It does work.

What's that?

Oh, that's the latest

liquid crystal TV.

Very handy.

Mm. Perfect image, Q.

Really, 007.

Look, I haven't time for

these adolescent antics.

- It's the best we can do.

- It's beautiful. Thank you.

Go on, get along. I've

got my work to do.

- I'll give you a hand, Q.

- Thank you.

Don't forget this.

Don't let him teach you

any of his bad habits.

Mr Bond, your table is ready.

- I didn't reserve one.

- Your guest is waiting, sir.

This way, please.

Thank you.

You changed your mind.

- I'm glad.

- Are you?

Well, let's put it this way.

You are the least

lethal and by far

the prettiest of Kamal's friends

that I've come across.

Thank you.

So does he have a proposition

for me, or do you?

He suggests a trade.

The egg for your life.

I'd heard the price

of eggs was going

up, but isn't that a little high?

Charge it to, er... Room...

Oh, 27. Along with the

champagne, I suppose?

I'll leave it at the desk.

You don't mind?

Why? Has Kamal forgotten

what I look like already?

It's for me.

So that if I depart

this world suddenly

you'll have something

to remember me by?

Something like that.

It's for my scrapbook.

I collect memories.

Well, let's get on

with making a few.

I need refilling.

Of course you do.

Oh. I'll get some more.

Don't bother. We'll make

yours a loving cup.

What a good idea.

Forgive my curiosity,

but what is that?

That's my little octopussy.

Good morning.

Morning.

I didn't want to wake

you. But since you're up,

I can say a proper goodbye.

What is the time?

Beautiful view, isn't it?

- I don't know how to say goodbye.

- Actions speak louder than words.

You're so right.

In. Out. In. Out.

In. Out.

Come on, girls. In.

Out.

Check oars.

The egg has been recovered.

You should be pleased.

I'm not pleased it was

stolen in the first place.

Nor that the thief knows

enough to bring it here.

He's obviously an adventurer with

possible blackmail on his mind.

Anyway, I have him as my

guest at the Monsoon Palace.

And he will tell us all

he knows very quickly.

- Who is he?

- Englishman.

Likes eggs. Preferably Fabergé.

And dice. Preferably loaded.

His name is James Bond.

Bring him here.

He's dangerous. After he's talked,

we must get rid of

him immediately.

No.

A "no" from you has little

chance of becoming a "yes".

I assume, therefore, that

the meeting is over.

But you're making a

serious mistake.

Well, so far I can't complain

about the valet service.

Dinner. 8 o'clock.

- Good evening, Mr Bond.

- Good evening.

Well rested?

I believe you and

Miss Magda have met.

- It was a pleasure.

- You're too kind.

You don't mind if we start?

The soufflé can't wait.

At the risk of appearing to be

making light dinner conversation,

may I ask exactly why I am here?

I mean, after all,

you do have the egg.

True. But we don't

have all the answers.

Well, supposing, for argument's

sake, I don't feel like talking?

Don't worry, you will.

You will.

Let me guess.

Thumbscrews and hot coals.

Hardly. We're much more

sophisticated than that.

- Er... Sodium Pentothal?

- A bit crude. Very unreliable.

We prefer curare with an

effective psychedelic compound.

Guaranteed results.

- But with permanent brain damage.

- An unfortunate side effect.

Ah. One of our specialities.

Stuffed sheep's head.

It's odd,

but when I'm stared at I

seem to lose my appetite.

Oh, thank you for dinner.

Until tomorrow, then.

- Well, I'll say good night.

- I could come in for a nightcap.

Some other time, perhaps.

I don't suppose you'd

care for a nightcap?

No.

I trust you had a pleasant flight.

If you step this way, I think you

will find everything is in order.

I congratulate you

on the quality of

your workmanship,

Prince Kamal Khan.

Thank you, General Orlov.

As you can see, each piece has

been meticulously duplicated

according to Lenkin's

specifications.

Good. Have it put

aboard the helicopter.

- Can they be trusted?

- I assure you of their silence.

We are both playing

for enormous stakes.

I get what I want, then you

get the genuine jewellery.

Exactly...

The precise timing

will be essential.

Remember: nothing must be changed.

One week from today,

in Karl-Marx-Stadt.

- Karl-Marx-Stadt.

- Correct.

(talking in Hindi)

- Everything taken care of?

- As you ordered, Excellence.

- So, you recovered it?

- From an accomplice of the thief.

He must be eliminated at once.

There must be no further

security breach.

This fake has caused

enough trouble.

I must go.

Everything has been

most satisfactory.

Most kind, General Orlov.

Get Bond.

(shouting in Hindi)

The Englishman has escaped.

He won't go very far.

We'll track him.

Ooh.

Oooh. Ya-ha.

Good.

Let the sport commence.

Ooh. Agh. Yieeehhh.

(gives orders in Hindi)

Head him off. Head him off.

(shouting in Hindi)

Sit.

We have him. We have him.

Go round. Go round. He's in there.

Hiss off.

(shouts in Hindi)

Ow.

Don't let him get away.

(shouts in Hindi)

Hey.

- C'mom, buddy, c'mon.

- Give him some room.

- Hey, you all right, buddy?

- I'm fine.

Are you with our group?

No, ma'am. I'm with

the economy tour.

Mr Bond is indeed a

very rare breed.

Soon to be made extinct.

Genus Hapalochlaena.

Produces a venom

that's invariably

fatal in seconds.

The barge had that sign.

Yes. It belongs to a

fabulously wealthy

woman who lives on

the floating palace.

Who is she?

No one knows her real name,

but she's known as Octopussy.

That's the name I

heard at Kamal's.

I hear that island's full of

beautiful women. No men allowed.

Really? Sexual discrimination.

I'll definitely have

to pay it a visit.

Good evening.

I wondered when you might arrive.

So you are the

mysterious Octopussy.

And you are James Bond.

007, licenced to kill.

Am I to be your

target for tonight?

Not necessarily.

Depends how much you tell me

about jewellery smuggling.

And why one of our agents

was killed in East Berlin.

I know nothing about that.

You remember Major Dexter Smythe?

You were sent out to

arrest him, weren't you?

You seem to have

done your homework.

Thank you. Yes. Smythe,

after a brilliant

military career, joined

our secret service.

His mission was to

recover a cache of

Chinese gold, seized

in North Korea.

Both he and his native

guide disappeared.

The gold was never found.

And 20 years later you

were sent after him.

The guide's body turned

up with a bullet

still in his skull from

Smythe's revolver.

I traced Smythe to Sri Lanka,

and gave him 24 hours to clear up

his affairs before

I took him back.

He committed suicide

rather than face

the disgrace of a court martial.

What's the connection?

He was my father. I'd hoped fate

would bring us together one day.

To avenge him?

No. To thank you for

giving him an alternative.

Come in.

Kamal Khan to see you.

Bond has escaped.

- How careless of you.

- I apologise.

By the way, I'd like you to

meet my new house guest.

Er, an old friend of the

family, you might say.

How lovely.

You have a nasty

habit of surviving.

You know what they say

about the fittest.

Octopussy, I would enjoy another

opportunity to take

care of Mr Bond

personally.

I will take care

of Mr Bond myself.

Good night.

And enjoy yourselves.

Mr Bond.

My father became a leading

authority on octopi.

He loved them. His pet

name for me was Octopussy.

Mr Bond, smuggling is no

concern of the secret service.

I've violated no British law.

You are free to leave,

but I'd much prefer

if you stayed as my

guest for a few days.

I'd like that.

Gwendoline, show Mr

Bond to his room.

Good night, Mr Bond.

Till the morning, then.

Midge.

Extend Mr Bond every courtesy, but

double the guard on his quarters.

(speaks Hindi)

He says the island

is heavily guarded.

We don't want to make

enemies with the woman.

The woman must not be harmed.

When Father's gold ran

out, the people in

Hong Kong who'd

disposed of it for him

offered me a commission

to smuggle some diamonds.

I discovered I had

a talent for it.

So you went into

business yourself?

Yes, but I needed an organisation,

so I revived the old Octopus cult.

Well, then. Where did you

recruit all these lovelies?

There are many of them

all over Southeast Asia,

looking for a guru, spiritual

discipline, who knows what.

I train them. Give them a purpose,

a sisterhood and a way of life.

- In crime?

- In business.

I have diversified into shipping,

hotels, carnivals and circuses.

- Is he still there?

- You must be joking.

007 on an island populated

exclusively by women?

We won't see him till dawn.

- I'll relieve you at midnight.

- No problem.

Are we going somewhere?

I have to go to Europe

tomorrow on a business trip.

Oh, that's a pity. I was just

beginning to enjoy myself.

I think you should stay.

I'll only be gone a week.

When I come back we'll

discuss the future.

Well, I can't guarantee that

I'll be here when you return.

Oh, James. We're two of a kind.

There are vast

rewards for a man of

your talents willing

to take risks.

- I'm not for hire.

- Oh. A man of principle.

With a price on his head.

Naturally, you do it

for Queen and country.

I have no country, I have

no price on my head.

I don't have to apologise to you,

a paid assassin, for what I am.

No.

You're right.

We are two of a kind.

Oh, James.

Is something wrong?

Not really.

Just a feeling.

Won't you come back to bed?

Move.

Hai-ya.

- James.

- Ooh.

Watch it.

Argh.

Come on.

Careful I

Give me the gun.

Ooh.

What happened to Vijay?

He was alive when I found him.

Did he say anything?

All he said was "it

was Kamal's men."

No more problems.

Better signal M to

meet me in Berlin.

Why?

Well, I have to go to a

circus in Karl-Marx-Stadt.

We verified the

Octopussy Circus was

in East Berlin when we lost 009.

Karl-Marx-Stadt is further east.

Why would General Orlov

participate in a jewellery caper?

Well, the jewellery, sir, I think

is, if you'll forgive the analogy,

only the tip of the tentacle.

Here's the ID you'll need.

Charles Moreton, manufacturer's

representative from Leeds.

Visiting furniture

factories in East Germany.

- Karl will take you in.

- No problem.

Remember, 007, you're on your own.

Thank you, sir. That's

a great comfort.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have the pleasure to

introduce the twins...

Mischka and Grischka, with her

knife throwing sensation.

Mischka.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the human cannonball...

Francisco the fearless.

(shouts in Russian)

is leaving in a few minutes.

Attention, go. Close the doors.

Beware of the departure.

Of course you know

Comrade Borchoi,

the curator of the Hermitage.

He just arrived from Leningrad.

The Romanov Star.

The Romanov Star.

The Sondelzug of the

circus Octopussy

on Track 2 leaves

in a few minutes.

Attention please...

Stay here with the jewellery while

they switch the car

to the main track.

You stay, also.

100 kiloton yield.

The effects are indistinguishable

from the American

medium-yield bomb.

The detonator. Now

listen carefully.

It is pre-set for a

four-hour delay.

Set time for the explosion here.

To activate, insert,

and twist the lever a

quarter-turn clockwise.

Be at least 20 miles

away when it goes off?

The jewellery should net

us 300 million in Zurich.

We still have to cross the border.

I must go.

Au revoir, dear lady.

Good luck.

Ow.

Bring the canister.

Put it in the car.

Leave that. Let's go.

Let's stay. Sit on that box. Hands

on your knees. Come on, move.

Why is that bomb on the train?

- Who are you?

- I'm British secret service.

You should be more concerned

about getting out of here alive.

I am more concerned

about an atomic

bomb exploding on a

US Air Force base.

You can't be inviting

a nuclear war.

What happens when

the US retaliates?

Against whom?

My God. Of course.

Our early-warning system will rule

out the bomb having

come from Russia

or anywhere else.

Everyone will assume

incorrectly that it

was a US bomb triggered

accidentally.

That would be the most

plausible explanation.

Europe will insist on disarmament,

leaving every border undefended

for you to walk across at will.

It doesn't matter a damn to you

that thousands of innocent people

will die in your accident.

Better than letting a handful

of old men in Moscow

bargain away our advantage

in disarmament talks.

On your feet, General. You're

going to stop that train.

- It's too late.

- You can stop it at the border.

Kill him. Kill him.

Kill him. Kill him.

Get to the station.

Stop that car.

Stop.

Follow that car.

Ach do Lieber Golf.

Kamal Khan says we are to stay

here until we cross the border.

The licence plate

is General Orlov's.

We have discovered this.

Where is General Orlov now?

Last reported heading

for the border.

Good day.

I must get to that train.

Stop. Stay standing.

Stop.

A common thief.

A disgrace to the uniform.

Yes. But tomorrow,

I shall be a hero

of the Soviet Union.

It is now 11.45.

The performance begins at

3. Allowing for delays,

set the bomb to detonate at 3.45.

We must leave the base by 3.15.

I take it none of

you will be late.

Hai-ya.

Argh.

The jewellery.

- Did you recognise him?

- No.

Stay here with her.

Ooh. Argh.

Argh.

On the roof. Trouble.

Mischka.

Ooh.

And this

for my brother.

Argh.

And that's for 009.

Come here. Come here.

Gobinda will stay

with the jewellery.

- Sausage, Bubi?

- Thank you, darling.

- More quickly.

- Yes, yes.

- Sausage?

- We'll do it. Is good.

- A beer?

- Thank you, very friendly.

Yes, yes, we drive...

Yes, yes, yes.

- Eat?

- Nothing thanks.

Take a little sausage.

These Englander are crazy.

Please, Fräulein. Is

very important...

What are you doing...

That is my car.

Hey, my car.

General, excuse me.

I have some travel

arrangements to make.

Enjoy the show.

Thank you.

I'm sure he'll get a

big blast out of this.

I know he won't be disappointed.

- That was Bond.

- Good. Let him keep going.

He'll be late and we'll

be rid of him too.

Great, isn't it?

Fantastic. Fantastic.

Marvellous.

General, how long would I get in

the brig if I stole your wallet?

- Er, about two years.

- That long?

Well, in that case,

I'd better return it.

Son of a gun.

- Where's the Base Commander?

- Let's see your circus pass.

Damn it, man, it's urgent.

Get out, put your hands up.

Stolen car.

Captain, some nut

went through in a

stolen car. Wants

the Base Commander.

He's wearing a red shirt.

There he is. There he is.

Go after that guy

in the red shirt.

He's ducked behind the trailers.

Keep searching, you guys. He's

gotta be around here somewhere.

Look under the trailer, you guys.

- Ladies and gentlemen...

- Hey. Is anyone else in there?

And now for the first

time in this country,

the death-defying

human cannonball.

I have the pleasure in presenting

to you Francisco the Fearless.

The suspect's wearing

a clown suit. Over.

That's him.

Hold it, buddy. You're

coming with us.

General, there's a

bomb in that cannon.

Sure. Where else would a bomb be?

Great clown.

I'm deadly serious.

I'm a British agent.

What?

For God's sake, tell him who I am.

Kamal and Orlov

double-crossed you. I saw

them take the jewellery

off the train.

Does that convince you?

Sir, that bomb is

set to explode at

3.45. That's 90 seconds from now.

General, this man's

either drunk or crazy.

He'll destroy the

entire operation.

You two, grab that man.

Grab him. Hold him.

Damn it. Let go.

Let me go, there's

a bomb in there.

Let him go.

Quiet, everyone. Quiet.

Now?

Thank you. You did a great job.

Where was Kamal going?

Back to India.

Folks, we've had an emergency,

but everything is all right now.

You and your families are safe.

Now, please leave the tent in

an orderly manner. Thank you.

- The plane is refuelled.

- We'll take off at sunrise.

Are the gold

certificates on board?

Yes, Excellence.

We'll take these also. Dollars,

pounds, francs, marks.

I can always print my own.

- What is that?

- Girls selling themselves.

Good. It will keep

the men occupied.

I don't want them to see me leave.

NOW.

Argh.

Give us a hand.

Come on.

Let's go. All set?

Lift.

That's it. Steady.

Make sure the horses are saddled.

Yes, Excellence.

I'll join you in a few minutes.

Do you really think

you can escape me?

Orlov betrayed us.

I swear I knew nothing

about the bomb.

We're partners, we're

friends. Octopussy,

I would never do

anything to hurt you.

(gives order in Hindi)

You left me to be killed along

with thousands of innocent people.

Octopussy.

Octopussy.

Look. I was bringing you this.

We can make millions.

Take her. She's our

ticket out of here.

I trust you can handle

this contraption.

It goes by hot air.

Oh, then you can.

- They're doing fine.

- But I don't see Octopussy.

- There she is. She's in trouble.

- Get your hands off me.

- I'll take her down.

- No. Up.

Where are you going? Look, don't

be an idiot, 007. Come back.

Kill him.

(Hindi)

Come on.

What are you doing? Cut it

out. We haven't time for that.

- Ah.

- Later perhaps.

Come on. Giddap.

Come on. Come on.

He'll kill us all.

Go out and get him.

- Out there?

- Go.

Yes, Excellence.

Aaagghh.

- Jump.

- Ohhhhh.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

My government categorically denies

the incident ever occurred.

However, we request Bond to return

one of our most

historic treasures,

the Romanov Star.

In the interests of

our Anglo-Soviet

relationships, that

can be arranged.

Ah, where is Commander Bond?

Well, owing to the

serious nature of his

injuries, he's still not

fit enough to travel.

In. Out. In. Out.

- I wish...

- What?

I wish you weren't in such

a weakened condition.

Oh, James.

James.

♪ All I wanted was a

sweet distraction ♪

♪ For an hour or two ♪

♪ Had no intention to do ♪

♪ The things we've done ♪

♪ Funny how it always

goes with love ♪

♪ When you don't look, you find ♪

♪ But then we're two of a kind ♪

♪ We move as one ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all

that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the

world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ I don't want to waste

a waking moment ♪

♪ I don't want to sleep ♪

♪ I'm in so strong and so deep ♪

♪ And so are you ♪

♪ In my time I've said

these words before ♪

♪ But now I realise ♪

♪ My heart was telling me lies ♪

♪ For you they're true ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪

♪ We'll change all

that's gone before ♪

♪ Doing so much more ♪

♪ Than falling in love ♪

♪ On an all time high ♪

♪ We'll take on the

world and win ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ So hold on tight ♪

♪ Let the flight begin ♪

♪ We're an all time high ♪