Oasis of Fear (1971) - full transcript
Two hippies find themselves on the run from the law and soon end up going undercover in a villa owned by a mysterious woman.
AN IDEAL PLACE TO KILL
- Do you want to listen to these?
- No, they're all the same
As you wish
- Shall I get a dozen of these, Dick?
- No, get at least two dozen
Don't forget where we're going
they're Catholics
And don't you forget
that Catholics love a little sin
Do you need any help?
No it's nothing.
We're just paying for our vacation
- Maybe we should declare this?
- Yes maybe
- Then we'll have to pay tax
- It's only fair
- Mustn't break the law, right?
- Crime doesn't pay
Yes, we simply must declare it
Anything to declare?
Wait! I forgot about this.
We'll collect it when we return
My God!
These are great
That's a real masterpiece
by Michelangelo
What about these?
Damn it
- Did you see the doctor?
- He was just here
- Hello, Veronica
- Hello
Daddy...?
Here...
$0?
Alright
Ingrid, I did a great deal.
They took the lot
We're rich.
Give me a hand here...
What does being rich mean to you?
We want peace! Peace!
So, we're broke again.
What do we do?
Start all over again, what else?
Don't laugh,
you're supposed to be sexy
Stop tickling me
Photos?
Dick Butler, 20 years old.
Nationality, British
Ingrid Sjoman, 18, Danish
Arrested for selling pornography
October 17th, 1970
- Pig!
- Behave yourself, miss
Ignore her, Captain
She's expressing the intrinsic
rebellion of all young people
against authority in general...
- and
- Shut up
And pigs in particular
This is an expulsion order
You have 24 hours to leave Italy.
Enjoy the trip
That stays. Confiscated
Now you can go
- You whoreson!
- Stuff your sister!
- Think this is a racetrack?
- Hang on a minute...
You ruined our show...
You owe us
- Are you crazy?
- No, but he is
You didn't recognise him?
This is Crazy Agostino.
He's the best of all
There's no one crazier than him
He's the craziest of the crazy
He's never afraid
- Never?
- Never!
When I ride my motorbike
I feel like a god
Like I can fly
If I wanted to
I could be a millionaire
- How?
- From the bets
So why aren't you?
I don't care about the money.
I have a different goal
Good people are always deceived,
you get me?
You don't understand anything.
I'm the people's hero
A what?
A genuine 20th century hero.
Like Robin Hood
Impressive
Miss, you've not seen anything yet
Come to Naples,
we'll do a show just for you
We'd love to.
But I'm afraid...
You mean that order
to leave the country?
- Yes
- Come to Naples
We're more progressive there
He's right about that
There are many, but this one
stands out from the rest
Before you leave Italy
you must visit Naples
Don't worry about money, I'll pay
Sounds good.
Why not?
- What do you say?
- Yeah...!
That's the spirit
We'll sleep outside tonight,
you two take the tent
No thanks, I'll sleep in the car
They took the lot
So now what?
Now we got to Naples,
find those bastards
Really?
And how do we pay for the gas?
A bit stronger or
no-one will buy them
It's not so easy in here
You must suffer for the sake of art
Damn it!
Young man, will you make a donation?
It's for moral re-armament
Daring Robbery in Rome
Police suspect a young German
couple
Robbers fled in sports car
with foreign plates
- Can I speak to you for a moment?
- Sure
I have something
that might interest you
- 2000 Lira, just for some petrol
- No
- 1500?
- No...
Well... If you're not interested
- Don't you like women?
- No, it's not that
Best wait for that car to leave
Look, stay here, I'll get a can
Hello, is that the police?
There's two foreigners here
I don't know...
they're selling dirty pictures
Perhaps they're the ones
in the newspapers
The ones in Rome
Godammit, get locked up
for a few photos
- Are we out of gas?
- Yes...
Look, an oasis...
come on
Hang on
Now what is it?
We can't leave the car here
That idiot described it to the cops
Come on, give me a hand
- Come on, push
- What do you think I'm doing?
The doorbell...!
Someone's outside
Dear God, what should I do?
Don't answer it
Probably just a delivery
Don't move, and stay calm
Hey there!
Anyone there?
This is a waste of time.
Let's go
- See anything?
- No
Hey! Anyone at home?
If this is an oasis,
where's all the bloody Arabs?
Picking dates
They've gone quiet.
I think they're leaving
Yes... yes
I'm going crazy
Yes, Franco. OK
13 kilometers, yes
- So, are we going to push it?
- No, wait...
We'll leave the oar here
and go look for gasoline
Hey look, it's open
Come on, give me a hand
I hope the tank's full
Get me that hose
Here
Come on, quickly now
Who are you?
What are you doing?
- Get out of here!
- Calm down!
- Let me go
- Come on, take it easy
I'm sorry we startled you
- I'm calling the police
- Hold on
All we need is some gas
You forced the garage door
No, the door was already open
That makes no difference
You broke into my house
looking to steal something
Really?
And that's why we
rang your doorbell for 10 minutes
I don't believe you
Why were you looking for gasoline?
Because we ran out here
And besides, we don't have a cent
Can't even buy a sandwich
We're starving
We don't need anything else.
I'm sorry
OK
You can go,
I won't call the police
Thanks
We have enough gas now
Then go
We won't bother you anymore
Thanks
Wait!
I'm sorry.
I've been rather unfriendly
Just a little
I was a bit startled
If you're still hungry
I'll make you a sandwich
A woman all alone in a big house...
with no servants
I let them go
My husband and I are leaving tomorrow
So where is your husband?
He'll be here soon
And you're nervous about this?
I'm not nervous
Stop it
Where is your husband?
In Livorno. At the NATO base
- A military man
- A colonel
When you first saw us,
you thought we were burglars
Yes
- You changed your mind
- What's wrong with that?
Nothing
You don't agree?
Is this an interrogation?
I think it's me who should
be asking questions
Yes, you're right
So, what do you want to know?
Everything? OK...
I will now reveal to you my darkest
and most intimate secrets
Dick Butler at your service
House breaker, bank robber,
safe cracker
avoider of conventions,
mugger, thief,
blackmailer and sex maniac
Acting in collusion with
a certain Ingrid Sjoman,
a well-known and cruel
Danish serial killer,
who turns her victims' bodies
into soap
If any of that was true
you wouldn't have told me
But I assume you're in trouble
with the police
Am I wrong?
Well, it's not really trouble
More just a difference of opinion
and itinerary
They wanted us to go north
but we preferred the south
What do you think?
Well?
I'd go south
I can see that
Where's Ingrid?
She's taken your car.
It's part of our criminal plan
Hey, what...?
Don't believe everything I say
What are you afraid of?
Dick's dream was to become
a sort of guru,
an Indian holy man
Pretending to teach me
to stand still and to fast
But underneath it all,
despite appearances,
he was still a hung up
middle class schoolboy
Right?
I taught him how to eat...
...how to make love
...how to lose his inhibitions
and not to be ashamed if my father
opened the bedroom door suddenly
while we were in bed
My father's very polite, he said
sorry and closed the door behind him
Show Barbara the Cobra pose
It purifies the soul even if
it doesn't help the digestion
- Does he always obey you?
- Of course
But I obey him too
We're all willing slaves in a way,
and you know why?
Because slaves can rebel,
but their owners can't
Did you know the head of the
Italian women's liberation movement
is a man?
Ingrid is a feminist!
Watch out, she's wild
She's a savage
Once she took part in a
feminist protest
and tried to undress a policeman
I pitched in and helped her
And she thanked me just like
a little puppy
I always supported her,
saved her from all sorts of troubles
What are you talking about?
It was those naked pics of me
that paid for our trip
Oh, so that's why you ran away
Who's running away?
We're on vacation
This is not just a vacation
We're on a mission to bring
sexual liberation to this country
Maybe we'd be more successful
if Barbara joined us
How about it?
Why not.
What must I do?
This could be the beginning of
our revolt against sexual repression
Is this your husband?
Put that back!
Dear me, looks like you don't
keep your promises
- I'm sorry, but...
- Oh, I know...
He could come back any time
and maybe we're not exactly
the sort of guests he'd welcome
That's not it...
He should be back by now
I just don't know what...
That'll be him
- Hello?
- What's going on?
I was waiting for you
I thought something had happened
You OK?
Any problems?
No, I'm fine
I knew about it
I had to change plans
Now I can't call you tomorrow
Yes, don't worry. Bye
- Was it him?
- No
Another man?
- So what if it was?
- Nothing
It's late...
- Come on, time to split
- Why?
We've caused enough trouble
I think we should let Barbara
go to bed to wait for her husband,
like a good wife
OK, I'll get changed
Who are you calling?
I want to see if Steve
is still in the office
Silly... it's much too late
And there's no-one there of course
Come here!
Listen
Barbara says we can stay here tonight
She doesn't want to be alone.
You fine with that?
Oh, it's empty...
We'll have to open another one
We're out of cigarettes
Dick, could you go to the garage?
There's cigarettes in the car
It's too far
Please...
In the glove compartment
Can't you do without?
Come on Dick, be nice
I thought you'd have trouble
finding the light switch
Is that a lighter?
- Well
- Stop it!
- Whose is it?
- Steve's. Put it back
- Make me
- Put it back
It's dangerous to play with guns
when you're drunk
- There's no cigarettes here
- I found these in a drawer upstairs
- Give me one
- Later
Now put the gun back in its place
Let's go
Pigs...
It's only ketchup
My horoscope said:
"Write down what you think
about your best friend"
- So I did
- In very poor taste
Aren't you used to her yet?
She's very superstitious
She believes in magic, witches,
horoscopes...
- By the way, what's your sign?
- Leo
I knew it.
You have all the features of a Leo
Here, listen... This is you
"You think you can control
difficult situations"
"Do not be afraid
to ask for wise advice"
Whose advice could be
more wise than mine?
- Come on, ask me
- But I have no problems
Come on, you must have
some little problem I can solve
Alright...
I have a mad desire
to kiss your boyfriend
Really?
You mean you've not done it yet?
I thought that's why
you went to the garage
Ah, where would you be without me...?
Well, come on Dick
Kiss her, it's in the stars
- Must I?
- I told you to
Do it. That's an order
Stop now!
Put her down!
I hope this is alright for you
Please feel at home
There's cigarettes here
- You going to say goodnight?
- Sure
I'll even kiss you goodnight
Sleep well
Good night
What's going on?
One minute she's acting crazy
and the next she's like a grand lady,
talking to us like a pair of kids
What's it all about?
Dick, she wants to sleep with you
Or maybe with you?
- Maybe she wants us both
- Together or separately?
You know, I feel sorry for her
I was looking for an aspirin
Dick! Where are you?
Ingrid, I'm locked out, open the door
Come on, Ingrid!
Go to hell
The police, please
Yes, it's urgent
Hello...? Hello?
You fucking dirty bitch!
Here, this is yours!
You think you had to pay me for it?
Wrong, darling
What were you going
to tell the police?
That we stole your money?
I wanted to know about my husband
Really?
So why did you lock me in?
And something else...
You cleaned up all traces
of our little party
Ingrid...
This is incredible...
Look at her dress
Look what she's done
Was that to explain
what happened last night?
"M right, yes?
Like I said, I wasn't
calling the police about you
Really?
Call them again now
and ask them about your husband
- You forced me to sleep with you
- You were gagging for it
- Try something more convincing
- Get out
OK, we're off
But we have to stop you
playing games with the phone
So right now...
that's what we're going to do
If you touch me, I'll scream
And you'd like that
Don't worry.
I've no desire to touch you
Scream all you want.
No one will hear you anyway
- When my husband arrives...
- When your husband arrives...
he'll keep his mouth shut
if he doesn't want everyone
to know his wife is crazy
So come on. Get moving
Dick
All quiet outside,
it's a good time to go
I see no other solution
after the game she was playing
I'll go, you stay here with her
and be very careful
If I can do everything
in a couple of hours we'll be fine
After that she won't want
to call the police
In fact she'll have to
keep her mouth shut
unless something else is going on
I'd like to know what she's thinking
Anyway, we need a little money
or it's not going to be easy
Get it off her.
10,000 lire should be enough
After all, she expected thieves,
right?
Where's Dick?
Where did he go?
- Sit quietly
- Let me explain, trust me
I'm not interested
If you only knew
- my life's a disaster
- I bet it is
My husband...
We had a terrible quarrel
the other night
It was horrible, disgusting
He hit me
He hurt me
He acted crazy
That's your problem
I'm afraid of him
I'm just terrified
He's unpredictable
That's why I wanted you
to stay here yesterday
I felt safe with you
This morning I decided
to call the police
I locked you in...
because because I
I just can't...
I wanted to get away from him
What about the money...
in Dick's pocket?
That was just an accident.
Money means nothing to me
- For me it's just
- A way to pay debts?
Take it if you want.
You told me you had no money
I can't face my husband again.
It's too humiliating
Please try to help me
Why should I?
Oh my God
Make it go away
Two cans of black paint
and two brushes
Quickly please
Agostin0's in town!
Holy Mary!
Are you as crazy as me?
What's up?
I just want my 3O thousand lire
Very funny
No jokes.
I just need my money
Alright, 15,000 for me,
15,000 for you
I don't see why
You want me to be like everyone else?
I thought you were a folk hero
Heroes have to eat too
OK, Robin Hood, half and half
Take it and stay well
Hey, asshole!
Just don't tell anyone.
Don't want to harm our reputation
Hey! Come see us in Naples...
Finished the report?
- Did you see anything?
- No, nothing at all
It was all over by the time I arrived
Anyway, if you need me here's my card
I'm a lawyer and I've got
a meeting with a client
Thank you
It was a gray car with foreign plates
- Could you identify it?
- I think so
Hey, you! Come here
See'? This makes your eyes look bigger
What a beautiful face you have.
So fresh
Wait...
Try this on
Go on, try it
It's yours. My gift
It suits you more than me, take it
But I guess Dick won't like it
Why don't we leave together?
Just you and me
Get your hands off me!
I don't want your damned fur
Here
"Why don't we leave together"
Think I'm stupid?
Now sit down there...
and behave
And keep your mouth shut, OK?
One for the lady of the house
the other for the beautiful Ingrid
With thanks
And now, if you don't mind...
about turn
What about the license plates?
The police have the numbers
Take her plates
It'll get us out of the danger zone
Right
- Blast it
- What's up?
Locked
The plates are screwed on
They're fixed on the inside
We need something thin
Hold on
Try this
Her husband...
And... I don't believe it
Look, it's my belt
Now I get it...
She called the police
to blame the killing on us
She thought it all through,
down to the smallest detail
We'll have to call the police
Tell them everything
- No...
- What is it?
The gun
What gun?
Last night when she asked me
to come here for cigarettes
It's not there
Yesterday there was a gun
and I held it in my hand
Could you come down?
What's going on?
We want to say goodbye
After you
That was my belt
It was you
You killed him!
He left and then you arrived,
pretending to look for gas
You won't get away with it
The police are already
after you for selling pornography
Murderers!
Enough! Just shut up and stay there
How were you going to get rid of him?
Throw the body off a cliff?
No, that was too risky, right?
That's why you were so nervous
Then we arrived.
Two lambs to the slaughter
And you decide to take advantage
and put us in your place
Where's the gun?
Yes, sweetie, the gun
With my fingerprints,
that should be yours!
Perfect, eh'?
So where have you hidden it?
Where's the gun??
Anyone there?
Colonel?
Mrs. Slesar?
Are you deaf?
I'm sorry, I was asleep
Where's Colonel Slesar?
He's not here.
He's in Pisa with his wife
They went with friends
Where in Pisa?
I don't know
When are they back?
They didn't say
Who are you?
I'm just a guest,
An au pair for a few months
Right
Excuse me
We would like to see everything here
Carry on
There was an accident on
the coastal road near our base
A big American style car hit a child
Then drove off
We're checking all such cars, OK?
Standard procedure
There's no scratches on the car, sir
Have a close look, there's no hurry
I'll take that
Oh my God...!
Help me
- Are you alright, miss?
- I can't breathe... take me outside
Thanks
Take deep breaths
I'm better now. It was the heat.
I'm pregnant
- Feeling better?
- Yes, thanks
When the Colonel gets back
can you ask him to call me?
I hope we will meet again
in happier circumstances
ls the sports car yours?
Yes
You've got a broken tail light
that needs fixing
See you later, I hope
Over there
- What if they come back?
- It won't be for a while
Let's just go
This whole thing makes me feel sick
Sure, but first
we have to repaint the car
And find that damn gun with my prints
Or we'll have real problems,
you get me?
Well...? We're waiting
You going to tell us?
Where's that gun?
What have you done with it?
I don't know where it is.
I don't have it
Really?
So it vanished by itself?
- So, tell me, one last time
- Anyone could have taken it
Who, for example? Me?
Not you,
but Ingrid could have taken it
Maybe while we were in bed
Filthy bitch!
Go on, don't stop now
Keep on making things worse
She's right
If you leave marks,
they'll believe her lies
Right, how about this...
You tell us where the gun is
and we'll just go
We'll disappear and it'll be
like we were never here
OK, so you don't trust us
Or maybe for you it's too late
But not for us
Give me a cigarette
Light it
Ingrid, get out
Damn it! I know I'm an idiot
but I can't do it
What a night
I'll go crazy if we don't
get out of here
I'll finish this
Go and check how she is
Give her some sleeping pills
You decide how many,
but just so she's out for a while
We'll need some time
Dick! Dick!
Stop her! She's getting away!
Faster, Dick!
- We must catch her!
- Quick, go check the gates
You'll get new clothes in prison
Which do you prefer,
mini, midi or maxi?
Mrs Slesar?
Colonel?
- Shall I turn off the light?
- Wait
Turn them all on, quickly
Troll!
And no tricks...
Come on
Answer him and say goodbye
And watch what you say
- Ah, you're there
- What is it, Pietro?
I walked past and saw the lights
- I thought you were going away
- I changed my mind
Ah, OK
I heard some noises in the aviary,
like someone was in there
- No-one was there
- I could go check if you want
No, you can go home
Do you need anything?
No thanks, I don't need anything
- Good night
- Good night
I'm fine, don't worry
"What's happened. Stop"
"Unable to reach you. Stop"
"Call me." No signature
Must be the same guy
who called yesterday
He must be involved too
- There
- Why are you burning it?
- Answer me
- So it can't be used against us
Dick, I want to scream
I can't take much more, we're trapped
At any time someone could come
and find... what's in the oar
There's only one thing to do
You agree?
Troll, good boy
What is it?
Still taking on the owls, huh?
Let's go
Come along
- Listen, maybe she buried it
- Buried what?
The gun
Are you kidding?
That's the last thing she'd do
Why'd she bury it
with my prints on it?
I guess so
But she's hidden it somewhere,
where it's easy to find
But where?
That's just what we don't know:
where
Come, let's hurry
Dick, I think I've got it!
Look, I was right!
Don't worry, it'll grow back
Let's go
Troll!
Colonel!
Colonel Slesar, are you back?
- Carry on
- I felt something was wrong
Like there was someone in the villa
They threatened me with a gun
Troll was very nervous.
Obviously he smelled the body
It was the dog led us
where the corpse was buried
I couldn't sleep last night,
and came back to the villa at dawn
Seeing them leave in the sports car,
I realized something was going on
When I found the poor lady
I thought she was dead...
All those sleeping pills
Inspector...
- Where were they?
- The keys were in the pool
but these were on the garage floor
That's her. I recognise her
She had me fooled
They thought of everything,
even the lady's fingerprints
on the gun
Nice kids, eh?
On Friday morning Mrs Slesar
came to my office
She needed advice...
about an adoption
To adopt a child
I explained all the legal issues
so she could talk to her husband
While this was just her idea,
she wanted to find out more
But I was sure the colonel
would have been fine with it
As you know,
they did not have children
I drove her home, but unfortunately
did not go inside the house
I can only imagine if I had...
How did you get on with your husband?
Steve loved me.
We were very happy together
- Does he have close relatives?
- No
So you are his only heir?
I've no idea
I never dreamed that Steve would...
I'm sorry but I have to ask
how your husband was killed
It was horrible
Horrible
Mr. Baratti dropped me off
at the gate
I was home, I was in a hurry
I wanted to talk to Steve
about the adoption
The garage door was open
which was unusual
I had a premonition
I just had time to enter, when...
Steve was lying on the ground
covered in blood
The boy was still holding the gun
in his hand
I started to scream, but...
I must have passed out
When I came to it seemed like
many years had passed
They tied me up and gagged me
They started drinking,
here in this room
They unplugged the phone
That's right
I tried to call here
but no one answered me
- Mrs Slesar...
- Yes?
Why do you think these people
killed your husband?
Perhaps they thought
the house was empty
and planned a robbery
Then found Steve
ls something missing?
Money for example?
About 300 thousand lire.
It was here in a drawer
It was horrible
It was a nightmare
that lasted for hours
Unbearable
I'm sorry, but it's important
that you tell us everything
He forced me...
He raped me...
Look at that sea
- Let's got for a swim
- Are you crazy?
Why not? It's hot and we're tired.
It'll do us good
It's too risky.
We've still a long way to go
Come on, nobody's looking for us
No-one's interested in us
I bet she's still sleeping.
We have loads of time
- You're really crazy
- Please...
You cleaned that damned villa up
like we'd never been there
Do it for me
I've a mad desire to swim
and then make love
Catch up! Try to catch me!
Your papers, please
Thanks
Look at this
Patrol number three...
Those two with the sports car,
wanted for murder...
Poor thing
What'll she do when she wakes up?
You still feel sorry for her?
She deserves a good lesson
Get dressed
All I want now is to
cross that border as soon as possible
...the murder committed
for the purpose of robbery
400,000 lire were taken
from the villa of Mrs Slesar
The police are looking for
the two young people...
Put some music on, my love
No, let's not.
We can talk, or enjoy the silence
You know, there's something
I never told you
Which is?
I'd be an idiot to ever leave you
I love you
Police!
Faster!
Look out!
- Do you want to listen to these?
- No, they're all the same
As you wish
- Shall I get a dozen of these, Dick?
- No, get at least two dozen
Don't forget where we're going
they're Catholics
And don't you forget
that Catholics love a little sin
Do you need any help?
No it's nothing.
We're just paying for our vacation
- Maybe we should declare this?
- Yes maybe
- Then we'll have to pay tax
- It's only fair
- Mustn't break the law, right?
- Crime doesn't pay
Yes, we simply must declare it
Anything to declare?
Wait! I forgot about this.
We'll collect it when we return
My God!
These are great
That's a real masterpiece
by Michelangelo
What about these?
Damn it
- Did you see the doctor?
- He was just here
- Hello, Veronica
- Hello
Daddy...?
Here...
$0?
Alright
Ingrid, I did a great deal.
They took the lot
We're rich.
Give me a hand here...
What does being rich mean to you?
We want peace! Peace!
So, we're broke again.
What do we do?
Start all over again, what else?
Don't laugh,
you're supposed to be sexy
Stop tickling me
Photos?
Dick Butler, 20 years old.
Nationality, British
Ingrid Sjoman, 18, Danish
Arrested for selling pornography
October 17th, 1970
- Pig!
- Behave yourself, miss
Ignore her, Captain
She's expressing the intrinsic
rebellion of all young people
against authority in general...
- and
- Shut up
And pigs in particular
This is an expulsion order
You have 24 hours to leave Italy.
Enjoy the trip
That stays. Confiscated
Now you can go
- You whoreson!
- Stuff your sister!
- Think this is a racetrack?
- Hang on a minute...
You ruined our show...
You owe us
- Are you crazy?
- No, but he is
You didn't recognise him?
This is Crazy Agostino.
He's the best of all
There's no one crazier than him
He's the craziest of the crazy
He's never afraid
- Never?
- Never!
When I ride my motorbike
I feel like a god
Like I can fly
If I wanted to
I could be a millionaire
- How?
- From the bets
So why aren't you?
I don't care about the money.
I have a different goal
Good people are always deceived,
you get me?
You don't understand anything.
I'm the people's hero
A what?
A genuine 20th century hero.
Like Robin Hood
Impressive
Miss, you've not seen anything yet
Come to Naples,
we'll do a show just for you
We'd love to.
But I'm afraid...
You mean that order
to leave the country?
- Yes
- Come to Naples
We're more progressive there
He's right about that
There are many, but this one
stands out from the rest
Before you leave Italy
you must visit Naples
Don't worry about money, I'll pay
Sounds good.
Why not?
- What do you say?
- Yeah...!
That's the spirit
We'll sleep outside tonight,
you two take the tent
No thanks, I'll sleep in the car
They took the lot
So now what?
Now we got to Naples,
find those bastards
Really?
And how do we pay for the gas?
A bit stronger or
no-one will buy them
It's not so easy in here
You must suffer for the sake of art
Damn it!
Young man, will you make a donation?
It's for moral re-armament
Daring Robbery in Rome
Police suspect a young German
couple
Robbers fled in sports car
with foreign plates
- Can I speak to you for a moment?
- Sure
I have something
that might interest you
- 2000 Lira, just for some petrol
- No
- 1500?
- No...
Well... If you're not interested
- Don't you like women?
- No, it's not that
Best wait for that car to leave
Look, stay here, I'll get a can
Hello, is that the police?
There's two foreigners here
I don't know...
they're selling dirty pictures
Perhaps they're the ones
in the newspapers
The ones in Rome
Godammit, get locked up
for a few photos
- Are we out of gas?
- Yes...
Look, an oasis...
come on
Hang on
Now what is it?
We can't leave the car here
That idiot described it to the cops
Come on, give me a hand
- Come on, push
- What do you think I'm doing?
The doorbell...!
Someone's outside
Dear God, what should I do?
Don't answer it
Probably just a delivery
Don't move, and stay calm
Hey there!
Anyone there?
This is a waste of time.
Let's go
- See anything?
- No
Hey! Anyone at home?
If this is an oasis,
where's all the bloody Arabs?
Picking dates
They've gone quiet.
I think they're leaving
Yes... yes
I'm going crazy
Yes, Franco. OK
13 kilometers, yes
- So, are we going to push it?
- No, wait...
We'll leave the oar here
and go look for gasoline
Hey look, it's open
Come on, give me a hand
I hope the tank's full
Get me that hose
Here
Come on, quickly now
Who are you?
What are you doing?
- Get out of here!
- Calm down!
- Let me go
- Come on, take it easy
I'm sorry we startled you
- I'm calling the police
- Hold on
All we need is some gas
You forced the garage door
No, the door was already open
That makes no difference
You broke into my house
looking to steal something
Really?
And that's why we
rang your doorbell for 10 minutes
I don't believe you
Why were you looking for gasoline?
Because we ran out here
And besides, we don't have a cent
Can't even buy a sandwich
We're starving
We don't need anything else.
I'm sorry
OK
You can go,
I won't call the police
Thanks
We have enough gas now
Then go
We won't bother you anymore
Thanks
Wait!
I'm sorry.
I've been rather unfriendly
Just a little
I was a bit startled
If you're still hungry
I'll make you a sandwich
A woman all alone in a big house...
with no servants
I let them go
My husband and I are leaving tomorrow
So where is your husband?
He'll be here soon
And you're nervous about this?
I'm not nervous
Stop it
Where is your husband?
In Livorno. At the NATO base
- A military man
- A colonel
When you first saw us,
you thought we were burglars
Yes
- You changed your mind
- What's wrong with that?
Nothing
You don't agree?
Is this an interrogation?
I think it's me who should
be asking questions
Yes, you're right
So, what do you want to know?
Everything? OK...
I will now reveal to you my darkest
and most intimate secrets
Dick Butler at your service
House breaker, bank robber,
safe cracker
avoider of conventions,
mugger, thief,
blackmailer and sex maniac
Acting in collusion with
a certain Ingrid Sjoman,
a well-known and cruel
Danish serial killer,
who turns her victims' bodies
into soap
If any of that was true
you wouldn't have told me
But I assume you're in trouble
with the police
Am I wrong?
Well, it's not really trouble
More just a difference of opinion
and itinerary
They wanted us to go north
but we preferred the south
What do you think?
Well?
I'd go south
I can see that
Where's Ingrid?
She's taken your car.
It's part of our criminal plan
Hey, what...?
Don't believe everything I say
What are you afraid of?
Dick's dream was to become
a sort of guru,
an Indian holy man
Pretending to teach me
to stand still and to fast
But underneath it all,
despite appearances,
he was still a hung up
middle class schoolboy
Right?
I taught him how to eat...
...how to make love
...how to lose his inhibitions
and not to be ashamed if my father
opened the bedroom door suddenly
while we were in bed
My father's very polite, he said
sorry and closed the door behind him
Show Barbara the Cobra pose
It purifies the soul even if
it doesn't help the digestion
- Does he always obey you?
- Of course
But I obey him too
We're all willing slaves in a way,
and you know why?
Because slaves can rebel,
but their owners can't
Did you know the head of the
Italian women's liberation movement
is a man?
Ingrid is a feminist!
Watch out, she's wild
She's a savage
Once she took part in a
feminist protest
and tried to undress a policeman
I pitched in and helped her
And she thanked me just like
a little puppy
I always supported her,
saved her from all sorts of troubles
What are you talking about?
It was those naked pics of me
that paid for our trip
Oh, so that's why you ran away
Who's running away?
We're on vacation
This is not just a vacation
We're on a mission to bring
sexual liberation to this country
Maybe we'd be more successful
if Barbara joined us
How about it?
Why not.
What must I do?
This could be the beginning of
our revolt against sexual repression
Is this your husband?
Put that back!
Dear me, looks like you don't
keep your promises
- I'm sorry, but...
- Oh, I know...
He could come back any time
and maybe we're not exactly
the sort of guests he'd welcome
That's not it...
He should be back by now
I just don't know what...
That'll be him
- Hello?
- What's going on?
I was waiting for you
I thought something had happened
You OK?
Any problems?
No, I'm fine
I knew about it
I had to change plans
Now I can't call you tomorrow
Yes, don't worry. Bye
- Was it him?
- No
Another man?
- So what if it was?
- Nothing
It's late...
- Come on, time to split
- Why?
We've caused enough trouble
I think we should let Barbara
go to bed to wait for her husband,
like a good wife
OK, I'll get changed
Who are you calling?
I want to see if Steve
is still in the office
Silly... it's much too late
And there's no-one there of course
Come here!
Listen
Barbara says we can stay here tonight
She doesn't want to be alone.
You fine with that?
Oh, it's empty...
We'll have to open another one
We're out of cigarettes
Dick, could you go to the garage?
There's cigarettes in the car
It's too far
Please...
In the glove compartment
Can't you do without?
Come on Dick, be nice
I thought you'd have trouble
finding the light switch
Is that a lighter?
- Well
- Stop it!
- Whose is it?
- Steve's. Put it back
- Make me
- Put it back
It's dangerous to play with guns
when you're drunk
- There's no cigarettes here
- I found these in a drawer upstairs
- Give me one
- Later
Now put the gun back in its place
Let's go
Pigs...
It's only ketchup
My horoscope said:
"Write down what you think
about your best friend"
- So I did
- In very poor taste
Aren't you used to her yet?
She's very superstitious
She believes in magic, witches,
horoscopes...
- By the way, what's your sign?
- Leo
I knew it.
You have all the features of a Leo
Here, listen... This is you
"You think you can control
difficult situations"
"Do not be afraid
to ask for wise advice"
Whose advice could be
more wise than mine?
- Come on, ask me
- But I have no problems
Come on, you must have
some little problem I can solve
Alright...
I have a mad desire
to kiss your boyfriend
Really?
You mean you've not done it yet?
I thought that's why
you went to the garage
Ah, where would you be without me...?
Well, come on Dick
Kiss her, it's in the stars
- Must I?
- I told you to
Do it. That's an order
Stop now!
Put her down!
I hope this is alright for you
Please feel at home
There's cigarettes here
- You going to say goodnight?
- Sure
I'll even kiss you goodnight
Sleep well
Good night
What's going on?
One minute she's acting crazy
and the next she's like a grand lady,
talking to us like a pair of kids
What's it all about?
Dick, she wants to sleep with you
Or maybe with you?
- Maybe she wants us both
- Together or separately?
You know, I feel sorry for her
I was looking for an aspirin
Dick! Where are you?
Ingrid, I'm locked out, open the door
Come on, Ingrid!
Go to hell
The police, please
Yes, it's urgent
Hello...? Hello?
You fucking dirty bitch!
Here, this is yours!
You think you had to pay me for it?
Wrong, darling
What were you going
to tell the police?
That we stole your money?
I wanted to know about my husband
Really?
So why did you lock me in?
And something else...
You cleaned up all traces
of our little party
Ingrid...
This is incredible...
Look at her dress
Look what she's done
Was that to explain
what happened last night?
"M right, yes?
Like I said, I wasn't
calling the police about you
Really?
Call them again now
and ask them about your husband
- You forced me to sleep with you
- You were gagging for it
- Try something more convincing
- Get out
OK, we're off
But we have to stop you
playing games with the phone
So right now...
that's what we're going to do
If you touch me, I'll scream
And you'd like that
Don't worry.
I've no desire to touch you
Scream all you want.
No one will hear you anyway
- When my husband arrives...
- When your husband arrives...
he'll keep his mouth shut
if he doesn't want everyone
to know his wife is crazy
So come on. Get moving
Dick
All quiet outside,
it's a good time to go
I see no other solution
after the game she was playing
I'll go, you stay here with her
and be very careful
If I can do everything
in a couple of hours we'll be fine
After that she won't want
to call the police
In fact she'll have to
keep her mouth shut
unless something else is going on
I'd like to know what she's thinking
Anyway, we need a little money
or it's not going to be easy
Get it off her.
10,000 lire should be enough
After all, she expected thieves,
right?
Where's Dick?
Where did he go?
- Sit quietly
- Let me explain, trust me
I'm not interested
If you only knew
- my life's a disaster
- I bet it is
My husband...
We had a terrible quarrel
the other night
It was horrible, disgusting
He hit me
He hurt me
He acted crazy
That's your problem
I'm afraid of him
I'm just terrified
He's unpredictable
That's why I wanted you
to stay here yesterday
I felt safe with you
This morning I decided
to call the police
I locked you in...
because because I
I just can't...
I wanted to get away from him
What about the money...
in Dick's pocket?
That was just an accident.
Money means nothing to me
- For me it's just
- A way to pay debts?
Take it if you want.
You told me you had no money
I can't face my husband again.
It's too humiliating
Please try to help me
Why should I?
Oh my God
Make it go away
Two cans of black paint
and two brushes
Quickly please
Agostin0's in town!
Holy Mary!
Are you as crazy as me?
What's up?
I just want my 3O thousand lire
Very funny
No jokes.
I just need my money
Alright, 15,000 for me,
15,000 for you
I don't see why
You want me to be like everyone else?
I thought you were a folk hero
Heroes have to eat too
OK, Robin Hood, half and half
Take it and stay well
Hey, asshole!
Just don't tell anyone.
Don't want to harm our reputation
Hey! Come see us in Naples...
Finished the report?
- Did you see anything?
- No, nothing at all
It was all over by the time I arrived
Anyway, if you need me here's my card
I'm a lawyer and I've got
a meeting with a client
Thank you
It was a gray car with foreign plates
- Could you identify it?
- I think so
Hey, you! Come here
See'? This makes your eyes look bigger
What a beautiful face you have.
So fresh
Wait...
Try this on
Go on, try it
It's yours. My gift
It suits you more than me, take it
But I guess Dick won't like it
Why don't we leave together?
Just you and me
Get your hands off me!
I don't want your damned fur
Here
"Why don't we leave together"
Think I'm stupid?
Now sit down there...
and behave
And keep your mouth shut, OK?
One for the lady of the house
the other for the beautiful Ingrid
With thanks
And now, if you don't mind...
about turn
What about the license plates?
The police have the numbers
Take her plates
It'll get us out of the danger zone
Right
- Blast it
- What's up?
Locked
The plates are screwed on
They're fixed on the inside
We need something thin
Hold on
Try this
Her husband...
And... I don't believe it
Look, it's my belt
Now I get it...
She called the police
to blame the killing on us
She thought it all through,
down to the smallest detail
We'll have to call the police
Tell them everything
- No...
- What is it?
The gun
What gun?
Last night when she asked me
to come here for cigarettes
It's not there
Yesterday there was a gun
and I held it in my hand
Could you come down?
What's going on?
We want to say goodbye
After you
That was my belt
It was you
You killed him!
He left and then you arrived,
pretending to look for gas
You won't get away with it
The police are already
after you for selling pornography
Murderers!
Enough! Just shut up and stay there
How were you going to get rid of him?
Throw the body off a cliff?
No, that was too risky, right?
That's why you were so nervous
Then we arrived.
Two lambs to the slaughter
And you decide to take advantage
and put us in your place
Where's the gun?
Yes, sweetie, the gun
With my fingerprints,
that should be yours!
Perfect, eh'?
So where have you hidden it?
Where's the gun??
Anyone there?
Colonel?
Mrs. Slesar?
Are you deaf?
I'm sorry, I was asleep
Where's Colonel Slesar?
He's not here.
He's in Pisa with his wife
They went with friends
Where in Pisa?
I don't know
When are they back?
They didn't say
Who are you?
I'm just a guest,
An au pair for a few months
Right
Excuse me
We would like to see everything here
Carry on
There was an accident on
the coastal road near our base
A big American style car hit a child
Then drove off
We're checking all such cars, OK?
Standard procedure
There's no scratches on the car, sir
Have a close look, there's no hurry
I'll take that
Oh my God...!
Help me
- Are you alright, miss?
- I can't breathe... take me outside
Thanks
Take deep breaths
I'm better now. It was the heat.
I'm pregnant
- Feeling better?
- Yes, thanks
When the Colonel gets back
can you ask him to call me?
I hope we will meet again
in happier circumstances
ls the sports car yours?
Yes
You've got a broken tail light
that needs fixing
See you later, I hope
Over there
- What if they come back?
- It won't be for a while
Let's just go
This whole thing makes me feel sick
Sure, but first
we have to repaint the car
And find that damn gun with my prints
Or we'll have real problems,
you get me?
Well...? We're waiting
You going to tell us?
Where's that gun?
What have you done with it?
I don't know where it is.
I don't have it
Really?
So it vanished by itself?
- So, tell me, one last time
- Anyone could have taken it
Who, for example? Me?
Not you,
but Ingrid could have taken it
Maybe while we were in bed
Filthy bitch!
Go on, don't stop now
Keep on making things worse
She's right
If you leave marks,
they'll believe her lies
Right, how about this...
You tell us where the gun is
and we'll just go
We'll disappear and it'll be
like we were never here
OK, so you don't trust us
Or maybe for you it's too late
But not for us
Give me a cigarette
Light it
Ingrid, get out
Damn it! I know I'm an idiot
but I can't do it
What a night
I'll go crazy if we don't
get out of here
I'll finish this
Go and check how she is
Give her some sleeping pills
You decide how many,
but just so she's out for a while
We'll need some time
Dick! Dick!
Stop her! She's getting away!
Faster, Dick!
- We must catch her!
- Quick, go check the gates
You'll get new clothes in prison
Which do you prefer,
mini, midi or maxi?
Mrs Slesar?
Colonel?
- Shall I turn off the light?
- Wait
Turn them all on, quickly
Troll!
And no tricks...
Come on
Answer him and say goodbye
And watch what you say
- Ah, you're there
- What is it, Pietro?
I walked past and saw the lights
- I thought you were going away
- I changed my mind
Ah, OK
I heard some noises in the aviary,
like someone was in there
- No-one was there
- I could go check if you want
No, you can go home
Do you need anything?
No thanks, I don't need anything
- Good night
- Good night
I'm fine, don't worry
"What's happened. Stop"
"Unable to reach you. Stop"
"Call me." No signature
Must be the same guy
who called yesterday
He must be involved too
- There
- Why are you burning it?
- Answer me
- So it can't be used against us
Dick, I want to scream
I can't take much more, we're trapped
At any time someone could come
and find... what's in the oar
There's only one thing to do
You agree?
Troll, good boy
What is it?
Still taking on the owls, huh?
Let's go
Come along
- Listen, maybe she buried it
- Buried what?
The gun
Are you kidding?
That's the last thing she'd do
Why'd she bury it
with my prints on it?
I guess so
But she's hidden it somewhere,
where it's easy to find
But where?
That's just what we don't know:
where
Come, let's hurry
Dick, I think I've got it!
Look, I was right!
Don't worry, it'll grow back
Let's go
Troll!
Colonel!
Colonel Slesar, are you back?
- Carry on
- I felt something was wrong
Like there was someone in the villa
They threatened me with a gun
Troll was very nervous.
Obviously he smelled the body
It was the dog led us
where the corpse was buried
I couldn't sleep last night,
and came back to the villa at dawn
Seeing them leave in the sports car,
I realized something was going on
When I found the poor lady
I thought she was dead...
All those sleeping pills
Inspector...
- Where were they?
- The keys were in the pool
but these were on the garage floor
That's her. I recognise her
She had me fooled
They thought of everything,
even the lady's fingerprints
on the gun
Nice kids, eh?
On Friday morning Mrs Slesar
came to my office
She needed advice...
about an adoption
To adopt a child
I explained all the legal issues
so she could talk to her husband
While this was just her idea,
she wanted to find out more
But I was sure the colonel
would have been fine with it
As you know,
they did not have children
I drove her home, but unfortunately
did not go inside the house
I can only imagine if I had...
How did you get on with your husband?
Steve loved me.
We were very happy together
- Does he have close relatives?
- No
So you are his only heir?
I've no idea
I never dreamed that Steve would...
I'm sorry but I have to ask
how your husband was killed
It was horrible
Horrible
Mr. Baratti dropped me off
at the gate
I was home, I was in a hurry
I wanted to talk to Steve
about the adoption
The garage door was open
which was unusual
I had a premonition
I just had time to enter, when...
Steve was lying on the ground
covered in blood
The boy was still holding the gun
in his hand
I started to scream, but...
I must have passed out
When I came to it seemed like
many years had passed
They tied me up and gagged me
They started drinking,
here in this room
They unplugged the phone
That's right
I tried to call here
but no one answered me
- Mrs Slesar...
- Yes?
Why do you think these people
killed your husband?
Perhaps they thought
the house was empty
and planned a robbery
Then found Steve
ls something missing?
Money for example?
About 300 thousand lire.
It was here in a drawer
It was horrible
It was a nightmare
that lasted for hours
Unbearable
I'm sorry, but it's important
that you tell us everything
He forced me...
He raped me...
Look at that sea
- Let's got for a swim
- Are you crazy?
Why not? It's hot and we're tired.
It'll do us good
It's too risky.
We've still a long way to go
Come on, nobody's looking for us
No-one's interested in us
I bet she's still sleeping.
We have loads of time
- You're really crazy
- Please...
You cleaned that damned villa up
like we'd never been there
Do it for me
I've a mad desire to swim
and then make love
Catch up! Try to catch me!
Your papers, please
Thanks
Look at this
Patrol number three...
Those two with the sports car,
wanted for murder...
Poor thing
What'll she do when she wakes up?
You still feel sorry for her?
She deserves a good lesson
Get dressed
All I want now is to
cross that border as soon as possible
...the murder committed
for the purpose of robbery
400,000 lire were taken
from the villa of Mrs Slesar
The police are looking for
the two young people...
Put some music on, my love
No, let's not.
We can talk, or enjoy the silence
You know, there's something
I never told you
Which is?
I'd be an idiot to ever leave you
I love you
Police!
Faster!
Look out!