No Love in the City (2009) - full transcript

Three Russian friends work in New York, party hard and chase women. It's great times until they get cursed by a drunken Russian night club owner, who turns out to be Saint Valentine. St. Valentine's curse is simple - the guys lose all their manly powers until they find their true love. It turns out to be harder than it sounds - our boys have a lot of growing up to do. Fast."

Love is everywhere :-)

Love in the City

Please note

On the right you will see Brooklin

The place where there are many representatives of

Russian-speaking population of New York

So half a million people

Excuse me,

You may remember the name of our guide?

Artyom Isajev

Higher Education - Architecture



He has to defend this year in New York

Married,

But the childless

Why do you want to know all this?

Because I also really like the architecture

And how, enjoyed a trip?

Very concise

You are a great guide

This concise little

Are there any tours?

There are only celestial path

I love the wild adventures

Thank you, goodbye

Next please!



Next - I

Margo

After an evening umawiali?my

Mr Igor ..

I have a sharp pain

And even spasms

I think I have a hypersensitive nerve

Well, please come

I put a seal

What he

Without anesthesia?

Welcome to Finland

In the harsh north country

Where people live tough

But good

I rejoice

Everyone got a ride

Robust deer

I return!

Top!

Cold snow!

We drink vodka!

Sparky is!

Merrier!

Okay already xit

After five minutes I take

Swallow, and three-minute home

Hey, do not know what kind of a

The one in black?

Saum, when are you wiser?

A little above

Together we practice corpus?

Hi!

"How I love you .."

"How can I make you fear .."

"When I saw you"

"This ungrateful time"

Good evening my dears

Welcome in my club

Applause!

You are in Brighton Beaches

You can smoke here!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you ..

August has

What took you so long

Drinking something

Guys, I am not just a time as you

I'm Married

Ride

Guys

point out that today

gathered in connection with the entry

our buddies Saumy

the elite boys' club

"Over 100"

In addition,

100 and 101 were held at the same time

Just for a toast!

Artyom

Friend

Long ago

A little

But very po??dna

Moscow school

She opened her arms in front of us

It took many years

It has long lived in New York

A favorite in our house

old women school

It has long been trading

Fordami Focus

But I'm happy

That our friendship

Survived all these minor disasters

I am extremely pleased

That fate let you

Learning in New York

Thanks Igorku

Saum, brother

I know you only a year

But through the years

I understood that

Maybe you're a Finn

But for the most Rus

Among all I know Rus

The horror comes to me

That will soon end your internship

And the guys

Wyprujecie home

And I officially announce

That stuffed in all their holes arsenic

But do not die by poison

And out of boredom!

Igorek do not worry

Have a drink for you in Moscow on the whole

And I in St. Petersburg

When I drop into bed with a stick fucking

I'd like to screaming your name

The sweetest moment

Guys, I hate you

We love you too

Hey baby, what's up?

Of course I remember

Today we have nine to go, well, there

Quietly

Well, of course I remember that the theater

I'm not sick

What performance?

Crazy

No. .. the Seagull

Well, yes

Sorry, misiu

've Forgotten, I'm a little twisted

We had to, well, drive to the city Chinoli

And then back

The traffic we

Quiet!

Something rustles?

Stand near the fountain

Baby, no excuse

Call your girlfriends

I also want you

But I do not know today

Good

So long

With what a fool r?ycie

Artiomie, you do not know what awaits you

Debile, the plans for the evening?

Personally, I want to have sex

From geisha

Allow me to disagree

You can cultivate sport

Gamble

But I certainly do not love

And this is why

Because you can give up sport

The work may be discarded

And from love

I never get rid

And you then who?

Mother Teresa?

Do not you guys

Everything is simple

How can something always call

At your service

Ch?opaczki

Dear friends

Tonight is like any other

Unfortunately, coming to an end

This is just an old zgred

I have a toast

So a toast

I raise this cup

Glass...

With a charming sense of

... Lovely experience

Which arises between two people

That erupts between two people

Which connects the heart

Which combines the body

And that makes hearts beat rhythmically

And that makes your body moving rhythmically

For love

For SEX

And you young people

I would like to wish

To this is what wypili?cie

It was not possible without this

For what I drank

The wonderful toast!

I think so too

For the girls!

Hurrah

Do not get me, a little, what is it?

Finnish dialect incomprehensible...

Do not be angry

I did not want

Maybe it is a little

Overtired

Yeah, everything ok Saum

As the saying goes

Big problem

Just not very clear

Why the hell I came to your fitness

I pay for two tiles

And so all ok

Do not be angry please

Enter bra

Good luck

No screaming / yelling at me!

Ladies and gentlemen

Please note

At the oldest skyscraper in New York

It was built

In the circumstances, very spicy

Listen to you!

In our old buildings full of Saratov

Here you have some better Attraction?

It would be better to go to massage

Are you there Napatrzy attractions

Babes Look SALE!

Hey, please stop the bus

We want there, there!

Okay, consent!

Shopping! Half an hour!

Carefully

True Knight

Thank you

Queen!

Well, what's old

No part of Igor

Want to play in the women's network without the ball?

It sounds intricate

Although I play better chess

Listen, Igorek, I know you from a small

volleyball players are born

OK, but what else championship?

Of course - your boat to the grid

Got it, anywhere, anytime after 20:00

Good

Igorek Listen, you have a globe in his office?

I want to show the girls

America where he will lay for 90 years

What a difference

Globus is not, is an atlas of the world

In the bottom drawer where the sheets

Geography is very useful

I found!

Ludek got to karaoke

Now, even her ears do not divert

I have no friends and enemies

Who would have thought

Advanced Saratov

No one is waiting for me

Only the echo of bitter words

Well there

What, in general you do not like me?

Mad by the end of this America or what

No no I like you

The first time I have something like this

Even such a touching song

The most important that the

I thought: such a nice guy

Self cottage

And the pants problem

Do not worry Igorek

You are so comfortable

Girls,

My dear

Just do not give a

What are you want podzia?a??

Finally, the bird left wings

Look at these good-natured animals

Electro-

Celibacy. Beginners Course

My dear, olives in the refrigerator, the microwave Cabbage

Exam early tomorrow, so I do not wake

While there, wake up!

I missed terribly!

Hi

Hey

I will not ask what you do

I am not sure if I want to know

Long story

It is normal that a week I fall asleep without you?

Of course not

But you can not change

I also think so

Sexologist

Who will last?

Saum? You there!

August has

Dude, what are you doing here?

Here?

Well here

And here

I'm going to the aerobics club

In front of me going to roll a black

has and-pod

And wham!

On the asphalt! As Chaplin on a banana peel

He did not even blink

And we all came together

Clays, Fire, Ambulance

You know what they say?

What?

Infarct

Time, and there is no black

That's awful

And what are you doing here

Here?

In the clinic?

Well

Watched all these horrors

I was afraid

Well, I decided to go to the doctor

I stand by it like that .. no .. Mammography

How we need to have

You also to mammologa

No no what you

Mammolog

I walk down the street, I look out the window

You saw in the window sterczysz

I think - I go to talk a friend

No clear

No windows

You can see a problem with windows to

Not enough of their

Exactly, there are no windows

Who is the last one to mammologa

This young

Say, will you?

What ALSO

No, not TO

What is not it, what IS

Not without a problem with that

With what?

Well, with dumbbell

With what dumbbells?

SO dumbbell

Saum, brains you sit on this shit

There are no weights targa

It is not that!

Facing you?

Does not!

I am also not stand!

Ni fuck

What are you looking at

Stand to stand fast

We do not stand and sit

-No,

-Good - Come

Guys may be a case

Saum which case there

Once - a case

Two - the convergence of

A three - rule

And four?

Four were sent to us

That must be some kind of virus

Igor, you're a doctor after all

Invent something

Saum, I am not a doctor

A dentist

That's the first, second

It's not just the virus outbreak

The epidemic can only be the flu or the mumps

What with us

He wears a completely different this time .. ..

Do not say that out loud

Guys maybe we reflected in exile?

Maybe everything in the home state

In its place

This may effect the big city

Polluted air

Full of iron in water

Poultry packed with female hormones

Just

Recently I started to wonder

Why this makes me want to cry

MacChicken blame for everything!

How is it?

We sit closer?

Guys, maybe we're gay?

Come on guys there

It can sit closer?

Take paw

For those in the head przywal?

I'm not gay - that's for sure

Guys, this is not orientation

Guys, I know!

We are not pedals

We impotentami

Shut up!

You see ..

The sun had risen

What ails you?

Boredom

Thank you

Sympathize

Can I help you?

The doctor understands ..

Last

I feel, how to say

Not exactly efficient

How does it manifest itself?

Do you understand

If you refer to the animal world

My cheetah hunts not

Sorry what

My Deer North

He was suddenly south

Shrek lost his donkey

Winnie the Pooh does not want to climb into a hollow tree

Honey it does not involve more

So many years together

As the saying goes - at your side

It seems you know the fellow

As himself

And he

Viagra?

I tried

Samozaspokojenie?

Even with viagra

Well I can tell you

If you thing about the physiology

I do not see any irregularities

Everything in your revolves around sex

Please try to talk to a woman

But no hurry

Please explore the interior

Hear it

And even if a long time to speak

Please give her a chance to open up

Only then can bestow upon you the warmth

Necessary for healthy body

You've got a surprisingly good eyes

Thank you

Thank you Doctor

Goodbye

You see, in some sense we have something in common

I am also a doctor

Dentist

They are afraid of us from birth

When I grow up begin to tremble before us

Goodbye

Goodbye

Thank you

I will miss

Please tell me when will the next visit?

Please come in about two months

Previously, it is not possible?

If you hurt my tooth

I'll see you for sure in advance

Goodbye

The fact that we have all the same thing at the same time

You can not call it a mere coincidence

Just me in paragraph wyj??e?

Wait, when did it begin?

September 1 11:45 AM

At my 2nd to 12:35

Two trials - the first at 11:30 am

Second 11:45

And what were you doing when?

Deplored

Wait, what was before?

We sat in Bia?ugie

Some weird motha fucka there rose a toast

Stop

What did he say?

Wait a moment

Something like

To make this

To this is what you are drinking

It was not possible without this

For what he drank

Exactly!

We drank for sex!

And he?

Where is he? The clown?

Wait, I have his business card

Valentine Biedrosovich. Weddings Receptions Love. Beluga Restaurant

Why in America do not smoke anywhere else?

Well, why?

Mr Valentine

Somehow so much przychorowali?my

After you toast

Yeah .. when we lose orientation

You may deign to explain what is happening?

You may cast a curse or something

Maybe cursed

And may the blessing of lowered

Depends on how you look at it

Something you ekstrasens whether the shaman having fun?

Shaman, ekstrasens ..

Nothing is

Well I know that nobody wants me

That none of my authority

There you have other idols

But...

Anyway, I'm

Holy Valentine

Only holiness in me

Ni cholera has left

I was assassinated in Rome in the third century

Then reborn into Tambov

I was a favorite of Tsarina

I quickly turned to another Winks

Probably read about it

Later, I realized quickly

That Valentine should develop an interest in the U.S.

Emigrated, promoted, rozkr?ci?em interest

Then I saw

That behind these cards, hearts

There is no heart

Already 100 years dreaming

Die at home

You, merciful

After all, he screwed us

Look at the alcoholic

Phase grab

Come with us here

Do you hear, ekstrasensie

You have to do as it was before

Or keeps you down!

There will not help you there!

Massacre

Gotta hurt

A tray of us were

Harmless impotenci

Now you have been

I impotentami and murderers

In total, yes, bunnies

Do not approach the grandmother of any

While you do not earn

Be worth a woman

Is to love her

Big sorry from me

Why all this?

I like it

I stated that I'll help you

?ajzom one

I do not know why

Probably because you are fellow citizens

What we do now?

It's simple

Seek Love

Jumped me something today

Nothing like that, buddy wants

Watch the sunset at the beach

Cathy, I promise it's the last day

Do not be angry

I'll be late, as usual

This is a good for now

For the time being

Because it was cloudy at the beach

Hi there Kate, leave a message

Cholera

Good evening, Mrs. Raiso

I can talk to Kate

Which again, Kate

Well, how, with my wife

A neighbor, Mrs. Kate

Why in my house looking for his wife?

Some crazy are you?

I know that she is

Listen

You see my head on the blond hair?

Not

What do you think I'm a blonde?

Raisko, come on

Listen baby, do not believe this fool

If he comes back at 5:00 am

With his voyages

I feel sorry for you

Missed my

Unbelievable

Without you, you know

Somehow sucks

Let's go home, eh?

Tell me and what I do there?

Wait for you at night

I still listen to your excuses

Or watch as wpieprzasz proteins?

It can Preparing for the Olympics what?

There is a long story

I guess with me

Only gaining strength for its nightlife

Found a humble Malvina

Act like whipster

I love you baby has been

Very

But I can not even find the strength in the trash

You are pathetic Artyom

Kasia!

He went away, let alone a small

But Raia ..

A short ball, I warn you

Once again come

All my life you do on doctors

Aliska

You're like a dessert for the eyes

The year has already delight

Only none of this

I'm afraid to meet you

I'll call you and the next day

I Spu?cisz manto

So that was

Listen, I need you, no

I need your advice

Must find love

I have a problem

What happened?

Long to have to explain

In general, it is hard and I need you

Saum, I like you

You're a good boy

A bit silly but the interior

With pleasure I would have arranged

On a date with you

And not in order to relieve you

Not so I have understood

After what we have to spoil such a wonderful relationship

Where a date

In addition you

I do not know with whom to talk, you know?

I understand

I am lucky

Hint me how to find love?

The girls somehow know better

It is said that opposites attract

Go to any library

Maybe there you will find your I-pod

And for what?

Welcome

I'd like this .. ..

Tchaikovsky read

You mean a biography of Peter Ilyich?

Well

He also is my favorite composer

I also

Just a moment

Please look what I found

You will not believe

It's human memories

Living in times of Tchaikovsky

Do you believe?

I'm in shock

I'm with you

Unique recordings of the concerts

Let me choose your album, The Best

Just a moment

Welcome

I can see with Mrs Anastasia?

Mr. who?

I am her personal physician

David Bronis?awowicz?

Exactly, David Bronis?awowicz

There is no such

I invented it myself just now

Let us return to the question number 1, who are you?

Vera Who's there?

Through

Good morning Nastiu

Good morning

I am a lady customer, with an impossible case

Ah yes, a colleague

How do you know where I live?

Please do not be nervous

Just yesterday I went to Mrs.

In general it work

And this is my third bunch of camomile for you

Thank you

Nastia, I ask?

I can .. evening .. invite you to the some

Japanese pubs

What?

It is completely safe

It's just understood

Unfortunately, I have rules

No sushi customer

I am not a client

I am a colleague

What are you proposing?

Cooperate

In what form?

Posiedzimy at the table

To share medical innovations

Purely professional

?enuje Not that we know you are just a few minutes

Absolutely not Nastiu Ig ..

Igoriewno

Of course, progress is not related to time

If we do not share our experience

Tomorrow we can lag behind

Truth

Please hold

Unfortunately, my experience

Until they met with colleagues

I share only during working hours

Thank you

You have my business number

And hours of admission

Admissions ..

Thank you for chamomile

Yeah .. please

Oh, sorry

Thank you

Ask you brush?

Coming

Goodbye

I .. I call

Hello

Cathy Hey, listen, I...

Kasia!

Whore mother!

Hey, beautiful, at which faculty are you?

Ms. philologist

Exactly the same sticks are Philology

Very original

Do you remember how we met

Such beautiful poems you read

"Dear no"

"You're all I've got"

"No one more"

"In addition to your baby, do not want to!"

Old and moldy

Do not talk, all from the promienia?a?

I mean

Ms. sonorous and loud laughter caught my attention

But you caught Lenka Kisiel?w

She was then undeveloped

A lady noticed later

And now I love

And I do not love you

Even you do not know

You can change this Madame

Mademoiselle

Ah yes, Mademoiselle

Please give a chance to open his interior

Getting to know the - Artyom Isajev, Architect

Young man

Please do not tangle underfoot

I can give you, of course, flowers

Read the poem, sing under the window

But what Artem

Want posiedzimy in a warm place

Eat something, zmarz?a?

Well, what is trivial, once the restaurant

Come on

How did a poor student has money in restaurants

Welcome to the trendiest places

Student of Moscow 90 '

Please

Go ahead - double cheese

Strawberry shake and fries

How do you like

As all this to eat?

Still drink some juice jab?ecznym

God, this is terrible

No. He gives a

Come on, you Baltik? (Russian beer)

Nine

Where have you invented it?

Worldwide Brooklin przeszpera?em

Not bad!

Wait, that's not all

As for the good old days

For us

At this point, I refused

Czaicie guys?

She did not want me to go to a restaurant

It was lovely

Restaurants are trivial

A woman should gain, astound

I beg you, I also gain

How are your conquest?

I'm generally a big problem

I love my wife

He went the easy way

It is not that

The point is that as we lived together

Wypalili?my the

All spowszednia?o

Her beauty, i. no.

And now I understand

That I can not live without her

There is no me

I love her

Even more than before

Yeah

I went to the bookstore

Podjara? it?

Not

Looking for your I-pod

Who?

Well, its opposite

Any successes?

For the time being nondescript

This one gave me to hear Tchaikovsky

The brain I nearly fell off

It is a sign at 100%

Guys I'm afraid

If you re-wrap

I can commit suicide

Saum do not give up

Invite her somewhere

Of course, talk to her

Why is a woman

Maybe will give you the inside

I do not know, can discover its horizons

Say hello dawn, immerse yourself in the grass

I'm about to finish her in the woods

U?owi?em main idea

What are you listening to Tchaikovsky in the morning

Fall in love?

Frankly, not yet

But today I do

Deer, I am stubborn

He was someone on purpose?

It is a little

Sex?

Nooo

I want to immerse myself in the beginning of its interior

Jog after her own grass

Wet in the river

Understand itself

I do not know Saum

No one in my moczy? River

People are different

Maybe she'll like it

We'll see

I invited her to the theater tomorrow

When you grow up a child?

Listen

You sleep in a kimono?

Just this, Saum

You'll never know

Eye on me? "

Me? Not

I'm here every day

Strange, I come here 2 years

And even once you have not seen

Previously simply

He practiced a different kind of sport

Yes?

I quit

Why do you cast?

Professional Trauma

I understand that no part of it!

Everything okay?

Yes

Damn slippery

Large space

Can help?

You do not need

It can glide?

Sure

Not too well slides

It seems to me that if you drove to get

Would be less falls

You are a great joker

Admittedly, I never saw

Such acrobatics on ice

I'm glad

What do you plan on Friday?

I propose to double tulup and dinner

Not

No, I have completed Friday schedule

Sure

But please promise that you will think

I promise to think

To think over this

Well, I'll go work out wheels

Good luck

Thank you

Anastazjo Igoriewno

I want to say that you deserved it

All of this for me?

"Restaurant Fredbriks. At 20:00 I eat supper with chamomile"

"I can not delude ourselves that you will come. Igor"

Tempted innocent and happy girl

Now that you have to promise to marry me

We are pleased

Unfortunately, I'm married

In fact you can deliver a

I divorce you

Artyom, unless Raia returns

Get up!

Dress in a jiffy

Where? The wardrobe!

Why wait until the cabinet

Own husband in the closet?

What kind of kindergarten, Cathy!

For cabinet Artyom!

Hi!

Hey Raisa!

What are you doing?

Reading

Well, what an interesting book?

Not bad, go eat something

Eat eat

What people?

Good morning, Ms. Raiso

How are you?

Why do I owe a visit in my closet?

Kaska right now does not want to move the wall

How I would naprosi?

Cathy, the sun

What do you see what this monster?

Skinny as a stick

Come on you feed the

Come watch because I can not

Tail spectacle

I love Beckett

There was a huge, gorgeous

Similar to the statues of my favorite Jack Meyers

What I really like - his novels

"The dream of a beautiful woman and such a"

Have you read?

Somehow I do not remember

But the name of the super-

I immediately think of is what

You know, you may find yourself to me for tea?

Together we think

Only a cup of tea?

Not

Even the d?emik

In this sense,

What d?emik?

With blueberries

I like Jagoda

Lick fingers when eating

Come on you with his grandmother, we explore

Let's go!

We have a good, hi

Thank you that you've come

I'm only here because of chamomile

That meant

Please forgive me

Our Mom went to China

I did not leave with someone Vera

Means, who was with but she did not want

Nothing like that, I think that with every teenager

Even unbearable - we manage

What's so milczycie?

About Me talking about?

Waiter, I want to order something

Please bring me

Where such sophistication in the French?

I read Voltaire

What I wish other

Mr Igor

How often do you plan to visit us?

How often?

To the extent permitted by the Anastasia Igorievna

And the sense of decency

You know that Nastia has been cavalier

Very famous Canadian surgeon

Vera

What am I wrong?

Such a bore at Nastia boring

Anyway, anyway you have an apartment?

What are you doing, stop it!

Relax, I have my own place

In the beautiful

Splendidly

I mean in the long term

Nastia moved out to you

And I'll take the room!

Hey, you called

And so I do not drink with someone

And this is what?

She does not drink

He works in the library

It's me or not drink

You told me that opposites attract right?

This is why the mine and its opposite

Do not attract?

You should make

Where's your willpower?

It would seem that such a good, wise

He lives with his grandmother

You have to like my grandma

No, Grandma does not give advice

Why?

Come on! After all, Grandma

It would be a massacre

I agree

Someone landed to my girlfriend?

The fact someone sticks to our jumps

Sit down!

Hey, you there!

What do you want bitch?

But time flies right?

30-particle neck

Do not remind

They say that the 30-particle is the end

You can put the crosshairs

Flabby flesh and bags under the eyes

Problems with urine, briefs on the latch

Wrinkles

Cottage cheese, cucumbers szkalrniowe

Cholesterol also

With loud music

R & B just for teenagers

I also believe, I listened only to classical events

Indeed we age

But it was good for the youth

On the screen appeared InterRussia

Sour candy

Aunt Asia came

Guys, where are they now?

But I wanted to buy glany!

I love you

I strongly and sincerely

Over the life

And I love you

Grow old together

We'll see

You know, you can grow old

With someone you trust

And how can you trust?

What do you teach your own children?

Wait

I will try not to drive

For you I am ready to become a man

Impossible!

Although I would prefer not

You will be you man

Hi

Do not stop myself, I'm coming

How do I learn to fly the equipment?

I did not want a child to be a dentist

Yes?

Even as a child I knew who I

My father, therefore, stopped to buy me a doll

Because all of them picked

Sadza?am on the couch

I did make a passionate night interviews

Then he reassured them and fed cotton candy

Since childhood, I like cotton candy

What else do you like?

And so you have betrayed too much

Now your turn

Hurry will say I do not like

So I do not like

Stewed onions, ironed shirts

I hate obwleka? Sheets

Przyczym always wondered how women are successful

How? We are in the genes

The experience of generations

See more!

Why we bought so many products

Because there is nothing worse than a starving woman

Decided to feed me?

Yes! I'll bake the lamb

You will become a nice and gentle

And I hope that I can make you

Obwlek?a you all my bedding

Welcome

How are you?

Meet the

Margo is Nastia

Nastia, this is Margo

My patient

Former

Nastia

I'm glad

Yeah very

What are you doing here?

I have come to doleczy? .. the lower three

Have we not recently ..?

Not

Apparently you did not dowiercili?my

It hurts

Igorek, no to Mrs. dowier?

And when he finally dowiercisz

Do not forget to drill my number from memory

A propos

If the next time you break gimlet

Turn to another point of repair

I gave you the key right?

In the grip of liberation

Torsion should be carried out thumb nawprost

One, two

Again

Remember?

You have one second?

And now prze?wiczymy adoption

Which will protect against attack psycho

I gotta tell you something very important

Thought about everything

Psychol attacks from the rear

I am not a striker

Psycho psycho

Listen to me in the end?

Everything I know. Do not go into the interview! We must be vigilant!

I love you!

Baardzo love you!

Understand

You meet someone every day

And do not see it quite

What a fool out of me

No mother

You start to notice that before you stands an angel

How could you not see?

How could I not notice?

Do you understand?

You are gentle, warm

Sexy

You're my symphony, you know?

Come with me to St. Petersburg

In December

I can not live without you another day

You know, without you I can not live

As no air

It may lie!

Spin and lie!

Do not believe him!

You can!

Can I help you?

This is William /

It's your fault /

Sorry. Wrong door.

Oh you! /

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure

Nastia is me again

Call me necessarily

Bear if you do not call

Sell camomile

And again, I begin to walk around behind you

Smell smells, decided to finish with him?

Not on

Come

There is no time

Nastia leaves with his orthopedics to Canada

And tells me to go to parents

When?

After a half hour

Well then, I plan to do to not rode

The plan provides for 11 monthly activities ..

Halo Artyom you hear?

Where are you? on the road? Super!

Podwie? me to the airport

I took the tow car

They set up blockade

In short, I do not have money even for a taxi

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Along with downtown Manhattan

For the real jewel of this city

It is believed the airport building in New York

We start with this place, our tur

Tania, at the airport in a jiffy. I beg

Halo Saum

Brachol Hi! Crash!

I have put my life on one card!

For love

Hurry! Get in!

Smoking is not allowed!

Nastia

See what Igor does!

Igor

I told him that in an hour going

With its orthopedics at the half year to Canada

Crazy for the rest!

After what you did it!

I wanted to frighten the peasants!

As if this is not to be surrendered

See worked

You love him?

Look

He does everything for you, what is there to think?

Hello Igor!

What is it?

I hear nothing!

Igor you see me?

Can you hear me?

Nastia Here!

Igor is not true!

I am going nowhere!

Nowhere!

I do not understand!

Halo Igor

She hears you. Say that you love her!

He loves you very much

Nastiu if you hear me

Do not fly away! Die without you!

Stop the plane!

Love leaves for Canada!

Can you hear me?

Never going away!

How it is not going away!

Guys stop the bus!

What?

Stop the bus!

Stop the bus!

Do not move!

Where are you guys?

From Russia. Mama, Russia

I do not know how's with you and the Chernobyl

But here in the U.S., does not drive at a red

It is a breach of law

What he wants us to Chernobyl to send?

Not

When you're under arrest

You have no right to answer the phone

I have to answer!

This is an important phone!

Maybe his future wife!

Come on, with you too man!

Nastia

Officer, is sufficient

Not cruelty to a boy

Can not you see that love?

Igor?

Yes ma'am

There are... What?

I want to say that...

Think about that...

Forgive you.

What else did she say?

She... hmmm...

She asked me to give you a kiss.

I hope that you said "no."

Not to damn it!

Thank God!

Maybe I'll give a kiss?

Good

Well .. Come here!

How's a girl, well did it go?

What is there job

Pleasure

Do not talk, so young

Beautiful

Her heart rejoices

Fajowo

Hear me when this role zaproponowali?cie

I have outlined to you, the angels, rather skeptical

Why is that?

Maybe you have some free vacancy?

Maybe something casual?

Maybe Promote your own brand?

End

Good morning

I have been announced - here employs the angels?

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