No Love in the City (2009) - full transcript
Three Russian friends work in New York, party hard and chase women. It's great times until they get cursed by a drunken Russian night club owner, who turns out to be Saint Valentine. St. Valentine's curse is simple - the guys lose all their manly powers until they find their true love. It turns out to be harder than it sounds - our boys have a lot of growing up to do. Fast."
Love is everywhere :-)
Love in the City
Please note
On the right you will see Brooklin
The place where there are many representatives of
Russian-speaking population of New York
So half a million people
Excuse me,
You may remember the name of our guide?
Artyom Isajev
Higher Education - Architecture
He has to defend this year in New York
Married,
But the childless
Why do you want to know all this?
Because I also really like the architecture
And how, enjoyed a trip?
Very concise
You are a great guide
This concise little
Are there any tours?
There are only celestial path
I love the wild adventures
Thank you, goodbye
Next please!
Next - I
Margo
After an evening umawiali?my
Mr Igor ..
I have a sharp pain
And even spasms
I think I have a hypersensitive nerve
Well, please come
I put a seal
What he
Without anesthesia?
Welcome to Finland
In the harsh north country
Where people live tough
But good
I rejoice
Everyone got a ride
Robust deer
I return!
Top!
Cold snow!
We drink vodka!
Sparky is!
Merrier!
Okay already xit
After five minutes I take
Swallow, and three-minute home
Hey, do not know what kind of a
The one in black?
Saum, when are you wiser?
A little above
Together we practice corpus?
Hi!
"How I love you .."
"How can I make you fear .."
"When I saw you"
"This ungrateful time"
Good evening my dears
Welcome in my club
Applause!
You are in Brighton Beaches
You can smoke here!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to you ..
August has
What took you so long
Drinking something
Guys, I am not just a time as you
I'm Married
Ride
Guys
point out that today
gathered in connection with the entry
our buddies Saumy
the elite boys' club
"Over 100"
In addition,
100 and 101 were held at the same time
Just for a toast!
Artyom
Friend
Long ago
A little
But very po??dna
Moscow school
She opened her arms in front of us
It took many years
It has long lived in New York
A favorite in our house
old women school
It has long been trading
Fordami Focus
But I'm happy
That our friendship
Survived all these minor disasters
I am extremely pleased
That fate let you
Learning in New York
Thanks Igorku
Saum, brother
I know you only a year
But through the years
I understood that
Maybe you're a Finn
But for the most Rus
Among all I know Rus
The horror comes to me
That will soon end your internship
And the guys
Wyprujecie home
And I officially announce
That stuffed in all their holes arsenic
But do not die by poison
And out of boredom!
Igorek do not worry
Have a drink for you in Moscow on the whole
And I in St. Petersburg
When I drop into bed with a stick fucking
I'd like to screaming your name
The sweetest moment
Guys, I hate you
We love you too
Hey baby, what's up?
Of course I remember
Today we have nine to go, well, there
Quietly
Well, of course I remember that the theater
I'm not sick
What performance?
Crazy
No. .. the Seagull
Well, yes
Sorry, misiu
've Forgotten, I'm a little twisted
We had to, well, drive to the city Chinoli
And then back
The traffic we
Quiet!
Something rustles?
Stand near the fountain
Baby, no excuse
Call your girlfriends
I also want you
But I do not know today
Good
So long
With what a fool r?ycie
Artiomie, you do not know what awaits you
Debile, the plans for the evening?
Personally, I want to have sex
From geisha
Allow me to disagree
You can cultivate sport
Gamble
But I certainly do not love
And this is why
Because you can give up sport
The work may be discarded
And from love
I never get rid
And you then who?
Mother Teresa?
Do not you guys
Everything is simple
How can something always call
At your service
Ch?opaczki
Dear friends
Tonight is like any other
Unfortunately, coming to an end
This is just an old zgred
I have a toast
So a toast
I raise this cup
Glass...
With a charming sense of
... Lovely experience
Which arises between two people
That erupts between two people
Which connects the heart
Which combines the body
And that makes hearts beat rhythmically
And that makes your body moving rhythmically
For love
For SEX
And you young people
I would like to wish
To this is what wypili?cie
It was not possible without this
For what I drank
The wonderful toast!
I think so too
For the girls!
Hurrah
Do not get me, a little, what is it?
Finnish dialect incomprehensible...
Do not be angry
I did not want
Maybe it is a little
Overtired
Yeah, everything ok Saum
As the saying goes
Big problem
Just not very clear
Why the hell I came to your fitness
I pay for two tiles
And so all ok
Do not be angry please
Enter bra
Good luck
No screaming / yelling at me!
Ladies and gentlemen
Please note
At the oldest skyscraper in New York
It was built
In the circumstances, very spicy
Listen to you!
In our old buildings full of Saratov
Here you have some better Attraction?
It would be better to go to massage
Are you there Napatrzy attractions
Babes Look SALE!
Hey, please stop the bus
We want there, there!
Okay, consent!
Shopping! Half an hour!
Carefully
True Knight
Thank you
Queen!
Well, what's old
No part of Igor
Want to play in the women's network without the ball?
It sounds intricate
Although I play better chess
Listen, Igorek, I know you from a small
volleyball players are born
OK, but what else championship?
Of course - your boat to the grid
Got it, anywhere, anytime after 20:00
Good
Igorek Listen, you have a globe in his office?
I want to show the girls
America where he will lay for 90 years
What a difference
Globus is not, is an atlas of the world
In the bottom drawer where the sheets
Geography is very useful
I found!
Ludek got to karaoke
Now, even her ears do not divert
I have no friends and enemies
Who would have thought
Advanced Saratov
No one is waiting for me
Only the echo of bitter words
Well there
What, in general you do not like me?
Mad by the end of this America or what
No no I like you
The first time I have something like this
Even such a touching song
The most important that the
I thought: such a nice guy
Self cottage
And the pants problem
Do not worry Igorek
You are so comfortable
Girls,
My dear
Just do not give a
What are you want podzia?a??
Finally, the bird left wings
Look at these good-natured animals
Electro-
Celibacy. Beginners Course
My dear, olives in the refrigerator, the microwave Cabbage
Exam early tomorrow, so I do not wake
While there, wake up!
I missed terribly!
Hi
Hey
I will not ask what you do
I am not sure if I want to know
Long story
It is normal that a week I fall asleep without you?
Of course not
But you can not change
I also think so
Sexologist
Who will last?
Saum? You there!
August has
Dude, what are you doing here?
Here?
Well here
And here
I'm going to the aerobics club
In front of me going to roll a black
has and-pod
And wham!
On the asphalt! As Chaplin on a banana peel
He did not even blink
And we all came together
Clays, Fire, Ambulance
You know what they say?
What?
Infarct
Time, and there is no black
That's awful
And what are you doing here
Here?
In the clinic?
Well
Watched all these horrors
I was afraid
Well, I decided to go to the doctor
I stand by it like that .. no .. Mammography
How we need to have
You also to mammologa
No no what you
Mammolog
I walk down the street, I look out the window
You saw in the window sterczysz
I think - I go to talk a friend
No clear
No windows
You can see a problem with windows to
Not enough of their
Exactly, there are no windows
Who is the last one to mammologa
This young
Say, will you?
What ALSO
No, not TO
What is not it, what IS
Not without a problem with that
With what?
Well, with dumbbell
With what dumbbells?
SO dumbbell
Saum, brains you sit on this shit
There are no weights targa
It is not that!
Facing you?
Does not!
I am also not stand!
Ni fuck
What are you looking at
Stand to stand fast
We do not stand and sit
-No,
-Good - Come
Guys may be a case
Saum which case there
Once - a case
Two - the convergence of
A three - rule
And four?
Four were sent to us
That must be some kind of virus
Igor, you're a doctor after all
Invent something
Saum, I am not a doctor
A dentist
That's the first, second
It's not just the virus outbreak
The epidemic can only be the flu or the mumps
What with us
He wears a completely different this time .. ..
Do not say that out loud
Guys maybe we reflected in exile?
Maybe everything in the home state
In its place
This may effect the big city
Polluted air
Full of iron in water
Poultry packed with female hormones
Just
Recently I started to wonder
Why this makes me want to cry
MacChicken blame for everything!
How is it?
We sit closer?
Guys, maybe we're gay?
Come on guys there
It can sit closer?
Take paw
For those in the head przywal?
I'm not gay - that's for sure
Guys, this is not orientation
Guys, I know!
We are not pedals
We impotentami
Shut up!
You see ..
The sun had risen
What ails you?
Boredom
Thank you
Sympathize
Can I help you?
The doctor understands ..
Last
I feel, how to say
Not exactly efficient
How does it manifest itself?
Do you understand
If you refer to the animal world
My cheetah hunts not
Sorry what
My Deer North
He was suddenly south
Shrek lost his donkey
Winnie the Pooh does not want to climb into a hollow tree
Honey it does not involve more
So many years together
As the saying goes - at your side
It seems you know the fellow
As himself
And he
Viagra?
I tried
Samozaspokojenie?
Even with viagra
Well I can tell you
If you thing about the physiology
I do not see any irregularities
Everything in your revolves around sex
Please try to talk to a woman
But no hurry
Please explore the interior
Hear it
And even if a long time to speak
Please give her a chance to open up
Only then can bestow upon you the warmth
Necessary for healthy body
You've got a surprisingly good eyes
Thank you
Thank you Doctor
Goodbye
You see, in some sense we have something in common
I am also a doctor
Dentist
They are afraid of us from birth
When I grow up begin to tremble before us
Goodbye
Goodbye
Thank you
I will miss
Please tell me when will the next visit?
Please come in about two months
Previously, it is not possible?
If you hurt my tooth
I'll see you for sure in advance
Goodbye
The fact that we have all the same thing at the same time
You can not call it a mere coincidence
Just me in paragraph wyj??e?
Wait, when did it begin?
September 1 11:45 AM
At my 2nd to 12:35
Two trials - the first at 11:30 am
Second 11:45
And what were you doing when?
Deplored
Wait, what was before?
We sat in Bia?ugie
Some weird motha fucka there rose a toast
Stop
What did he say?
Wait a moment
Something like
To make this
To this is what you are drinking
It was not possible without this
For what he drank
Exactly!
We drank for sex!
And he?
Where is he? The clown?
Wait, I have his business card
Valentine Biedrosovich. Weddings Receptions Love. Beluga Restaurant
Why in America do not smoke anywhere else?
Well, why?
Mr Valentine
Somehow so much przychorowali?my
After you toast
Yeah .. when we lose orientation
You may deign to explain what is happening?
You may cast a curse or something
Maybe cursed
And may the blessing of lowered
Depends on how you look at it
Something you ekstrasens whether the shaman having fun?
Shaman, ekstrasens ..
Nothing is
Well I know that nobody wants me
That none of my authority
There you have other idols
But...
Anyway, I'm
Holy Valentine
Only holiness in me
Ni cholera has left
I was assassinated in Rome in the third century
Then reborn into Tambov
I was a favorite of Tsarina
I quickly turned to another Winks
Probably read about it
Later, I realized quickly
That Valentine should develop an interest in the U.S.
Emigrated, promoted, rozkr?ci?em interest
Then I saw
That behind these cards, hearts
There is no heart
Already 100 years dreaming
Die at home
You, merciful
After all, he screwed us
Look at the alcoholic
Phase grab
Come with us here
Do you hear, ekstrasensie
You have to do as it was before
Or keeps you down!
There will not help you there!
Massacre
Gotta hurt
A tray of us were
Harmless impotenci
Now you have been
I impotentami and murderers
In total, yes, bunnies
Do not approach the grandmother of any
While you do not earn
Be worth a woman
Is to love her
Big sorry from me
Why all this?
I like it
I stated that I'll help you
?ajzom one
I do not know why
Probably because you are fellow citizens
What we do now?
It's simple
Seek Love
Jumped me something today
Nothing like that, buddy wants
Watch the sunset at the beach
Cathy, I promise it's the last day
Do not be angry
I'll be late, as usual
This is a good for now
For the time being
Because it was cloudy at the beach
Hi there Kate, leave a message
Cholera
Good evening, Mrs. Raiso
I can talk to Kate
Which again, Kate
Well, how, with my wife
A neighbor, Mrs. Kate
Why in my house looking for his wife?
Some crazy are you?
I know that she is
Listen
You see my head on the blond hair?
Not
What do you think I'm a blonde?
Raisko, come on
Listen baby, do not believe this fool
If he comes back at 5:00 am
With his voyages
I feel sorry for you
Missed my
Unbelievable
Without you, you know
Somehow sucks
Let's go home, eh?
Tell me and what I do there?
Wait for you at night
I still listen to your excuses
Or watch as wpieprzasz proteins?
It can Preparing for the Olympics what?
There is a long story
I guess with me
Only gaining strength for its nightlife
Found a humble Malvina
Act like whipster
I love you baby has been
Very
But I can not even find the strength in the trash
You are pathetic Artyom
Kasia!
He went away, let alone a small
But Raia ..
A short ball, I warn you
Once again come
All my life you do on doctors
Aliska
You're like a dessert for the eyes
The year has already delight
Only none of this
I'm afraid to meet you
I'll call you and the next day
I Spu?cisz manto
So that was
Listen, I need you, no
I need your advice
Must find love
I have a problem
What happened?
Long to have to explain
In general, it is hard and I need you
Saum, I like you
You're a good boy
A bit silly but the interior
With pleasure I would have arranged
On a date with you
And not in order to relieve you
Not so I have understood
After what we have to spoil such a wonderful relationship
Where a date
In addition you
I do not know with whom to talk, you know?
I understand
I am lucky
Hint me how to find love?
The girls somehow know better
It is said that opposites attract
Go to any library
Maybe there you will find your I-pod
And for what?
Welcome
I'd like this .. ..
Tchaikovsky read
You mean a biography of Peter Ilyich?
Well
He also is my favorite composer
I also
Just a moment
Please look what I found
You will not believe
It's human memories
Living in times of Tchaikovsky
Do you believe?
I'm in shock
I'm with you
Unique recordings of the concerts
Let me choose your album, The Best
Just a moment
Welcome
I can see with Mrs Anastasia?
Mr. who?
I am her personal physician
David Bronis?awowicz?
Exactly, David Bronis?awowicz
There is no such
I invented it myself just now
Let us return to the question number 1, who are you?
Vera Who's there?
Through
Good morning Nastiu
Good morning
I am a lady customer, with an impossible case
Ah yes, a colleague
How do you know where I live?
Please do not be nervous
Just yesterday I went to Mrs.
In general it work
And this is my third bunch of camomile for you
Thank you
Nastia, I ask?
I can .. evening .. invite you to the some
Japanese pubs
What?
It is completely safe
It's just understood
Unfortunately, I have rules
No sushi customer
I am not a client
I am a colleague
What are you proposing?
Cooperate
In what form?
Posiedzimy at the table
To share medical innovations
Purely professional
?enuje Not that we know you are just a few minutes
Absolutely not Nastiu Ig ..
Igoriewno
Of course, progress is not related to time
If we do not share our experience
Tomorrow we can lag behind
Truth
Please hold
Unfortunately, my experience
Until they met with colleagues
I share only during working hours
Thank you
You have my business number
And hours of admission
Admissions ..
Thank you for chamomile
Yeah .. please
Oh, sorry
Thank you
Ask you brush?
Coming
Goodbye
I .. I call
Hello
Cathy Hey, listen, I...
Kasia!
Whore mother!
Hey, beautiful, at which faculty are you?
Ms. philologist
Exactly the same sticks are Philology
Very original
Do you remember how we met
Such beautiful poems you read
"Dear no"
"You're all I've got"
"No one more"
"In addition to your baby, do not want to!"
Old and moldy
Do not talk, all from the promienia?a?
I mean
Ms. sonorous and loud laughter caught my attention
But you caught Lenka Kisiel?w
She was then undeveloped
A lady noticed later
And now I love
And I do not love you
Even you do not know
You can change this Madame
Mademoiselle
Ah yes, Mademoiselle
Please give a chance to open his interior
Getting to know the - Artyom Isajev, Architect
Young man
Please do not tangle underfoot
I can give you, of course, flowers
Read the poem, sing under the window
But what Artem
Want posiedzimy in a warm place
Eat something, zmarz?a?
Well, what is trivial, once the restaurant
Come on
How did a poor student has money in restaurants
Welcome to the trendiest places
Student of Moscow 90 '
Please
Go ahead - double cheese
Strawberry shake and fries
How do you like
As all this to eat?
Still drink some juice jab?ecznym
God, this is terrible
No. He gives a
Come on, you Baltik? (Russian beer)
Nine
Where have you invented it?
Worldwide Brooklin przeszpera?em
Not bad!
Wait, that's not all
As for the good old days
For us
At this point, I refused
Czaicie guys?
She did not want me to go to a restaurant
It was lovely
Restaurants are trivial
A woman should gain, astound
I beg you, I also gain
How are your conquest?
I'm generally a big problem
I love my wife
He went the easy way
It is not that
The point is that as we lived together
Wypalili?my the
All spowszednia?o
Her beauty, i. no.
And now I understand
That I can not live without her
There is no me
I love her
Even more than before
Yeah
I went to the bookstore
Podjara? it?
Not
Looking for your I-pod
Who?
Well, its opposite
Any successes?
For the time being nondescript
This one gave me to hear Tchaikovsky
The brain I nearly fell off
It is a sign at 100%
Guys I'm afraid
If you re-wrap
I can commit suicide
Saum do not give up
Invite her somewhere
Of course, talk to her
Why is a woman
Maybe will give you the inside
I do not know, can discover its horizons
Say hello dawn, immerse yourself in the grass
I'm about to finish her in the woods
U?owi?em main idea
What are you listening to Tchaikovsky in the morning
Fall in love?
Frankly, not yet
But today I do
Deer, I am stubborn
He was someone on purpose?
It is a little
Sex?
Nooo
I want to immerse myself in the beginning of its interior
Jog after her own grass
Wet in the river
Understand itself
I do not know Saum
No one in my moczy? River
People are different
Maybe she'll like it
We'll see
I invited her to the theater tomorrow
When you grow up a child?
Listen
You sleep in a kimono?
Just this, Saum
You'll never know
Eye on me? "
Me? Not
I'm here every day
Strange, I come here 2 years
And even once you have not seen
Previously simply
He practiced a different kind of sport
Yes?
I quit
Why do you cast?
Professional Trauma
I understand that no part of it!
Everything okay?
Yes
Damn slippery
Large space
Can help?
You do not need
It can glide?
Sure
Not too well slides
It seems to me that if you drove to get
Would be less falls
You are a great joker
Admittedly, I never saw
Such acrobatics on ice
I'm glad
What do you plan on Friday?
I propose to double tulup and dinner
Not
No, I have completed Friday schedule
Sure
But please promise that you will think
I promise to think
To think over this
Well, I'll go work out wheels
Good luck
Thank you
Anastazjo Igoriewno
I want to say that you deserved it
All of this for me?
"Restaurant Fredbriks. At 20:00 I eat supper with chamomile"
"I can not delude ourselves that you will come. Igor"
Tempted innocent and happy girl
Now that you have to promise to marry me
We are pleased
Unfortunately, I'm married
In fact you can deliver a
I divorce you
Artyom, unless Raia returns
Get up!
Dress in a jiffy
Where? The wardrobe!
Why wait until the cabinet
Own husband in the closet?
What kind of kindergarten, Cathy!
For cabinet Artyom!
Hi!
Hey Raisa!
What are you doing?
Reading
Well, what an interesting book?
Not bad, go eat something
Eat eat
What people?
Good morning, Ms. Raiso
How are you?
Why do I owe a visit in my closet?
Kaska right now does not want to move the wall
How I would naprosi?
Cathy, the sun
What do you see what this monster?
Skinny as a stick
Come on you feed the
Come watch because I can not
Tail spectacle
I love Beckett
There was a huge, gorgeous
Similar to the statues of my favorite Jack Meyers
What I really like - his novels
"The dream of a beautiful woman and such a"
Have you read?
Somehow I do not remember
But the name of the super-
I immediately think of is what
You know, you may find yourself to me for tea?
Together we think
Only a cup of tea?
Not
Even the d?emik
In this sense,
What d?emik?
With blueberries
I like Jagoda
Lick fingers when eating
Come on you with his grandmother, we explore
Let's go!
We have a good, hi
Thank you that you've come
I'm only here because of chamomile
That meant
Please forgive me
Our Mom went to China
I did not leave with someone Vera
Means, who was with but she did not want
Nothing like that, I think that with every teenager
Even unbearable - we manage
What's so milczycie?
About Me talking about?
Waiter, I want to order something
Please bring me
Where such sophistication in the French?
I read Voltaire
What I wish other
Mr Igor
How often do you plan to visit us?
How often?
To the extent permitted by the Anastasia Igorievna
And the sense of decency
You know that Nastia has been cavalier
Very famous Canadian surgeon
Vera
What am I wrong?
Such a bore at Nastia boring
Anyway, anyway you have an apartment?
What are you doing, stop it!
Relax, I have my own place
In the beautiful
Splendidly
I mean in the long term
Nastia moved out to you
And I'll take the room!
Hey, you called
And so I do not drink with someone
And this is what?
She does not drink
He works in the library
It's me or not drink
You told me that opposites attract right?
This is why the mine and its opposite
Do not attract?
You should make
Where's your willpower?
It would seem that such a good, wise
He lives with his grandmother
You have to like my grandma
No, Grandma does not give advice
Why?
Come on! After all, Grandma
It would be a massacre
I agree
Someone landed to my girlfriend?
The fact someone sticks to our jumps
Sit down!
Hey, you there!
What do you want bitch?
But time flies right?
30-particle neck
Do not remind
They say that the 30-particle is the end
You can put the crosshairs
Flabby flesh and bags under the eyes
Problems with urine, briefs on the latch
Wrinkles
Cottage cheese, cucumbers szkalrniowe
Cholesterol also
With loud music
R & B just for teenagers
I also believe, I listened only to classical events
Indeed we age
But it was good for the youth
On the screen appeared InterRussia
Sour candy
Aunt Asia came
Guys, where are they now?
But I wanted to buy glany!
I love you
I strongly and sincerely
Over the life
And I love you
Grow old together
We'll see
You know, you can grow old
With someone you trust
And how can you trust?
What do you teach your own children?
Wait
I will try not to drive
For you I am ready to become a man
Impossible!
Although I would prefer not
You will be you man
Hi
Do not stop myself, I'm coming
How do I learn to fly the equipment?
I did not want a child to be a dentist
Yes?
Even as a child I knew who I
My father, therefore, stopped to buy me a doll
Because all of them picked
Sadza?am on the couch
I did make a passionate night interviews
Then he reassured them and fed cotton candy
Since childhood, I like cotton candy
What else do you like?
And so you have betrayed too much
Now your turn
Hurry will say I do not like
So I do not like
Stewed onions, ironed shirts
I hate obwleka? Sheets
Przyczym always wondered how women are successful
How? We are in the genes
The experience of generations
See more!
Why we bought so many products
Because there is nothing worse than a starving woman
Decided to feed me?
Yes! I'll bake the lamb
You will become a nice and gentle
And I hope that I can make you
Obwlek?a you all my bedding
Welcome
How are you?
Meet the
Margo is Nastia
Nastia, this is Margo
My patient
Former
Nastia
I'm glad
Yeah very
What are you doing here?
I have come to doleczy? .. the lower three
Have we not recently ..?
Not
Apparently you did not dowiercili?my
It hurts
Igorek, no to Mrs. dowier?
And when he finally dowiercisz
Do not forget to drill my number from memory
A propos
If the next time you break gimlet
Turn to another point of repair
I gave you the key right?
In the grip of liberation
Torsion should be carried out thumb nawprost
One, two
Again
Remember?
You have one second?
And now prze?wiczymy adoption
Which will protect against attack psycho
I gotta tell you something very important
Thought about everything
Psychol attacks from the rear
I am not a striker
Psycho psycho
Listen to me in the end?
Everything I know. Do not go into the interview! We must be vigilant!
I love you!
Baardzo love you!
Understand
You meet someone every day
And do not see it quite
What a fool out of me
No mother
You start to notice that before you stands an angel
How could you not see?
How could I not notice?
Do you understand?
You are gentle, warm
Sexy
You're my symphony, you know?
Come with me to St. Petersburg
In December
I can not live without you another day
You know, without you I can not live
As no air
It may lie!
Spin and lie!
Do not believe him!
You can!
Can I help you?
This is William /
It's your fault /
Sorry. Wrong door.
Oh you! /
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure
Nastia is me again
Call me necessarily
Bear if you do not call
Sell camomile
And again, I begin to walk around behind you
Smell smells, decided to finish with him?
Not on
Come
There is no time
Nastia leaves with his orthopedics to Canada
And tells me to go to parents
When?
After a half hour
Well then, I plan to do to not rode
The plan provides for 11 monthly activities ..
Halo Artyom you hear?
Where are you? on the road? Super!
Podwie? me to the airport
I took the tow car
They set up blockade
In short, I do not have money even for a taxi
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Along with downtown Manhattan
For the real jewel of this city
It is believed the airport building in New York
We start with this place, our tur
Tania, at the airport in a jiffy. I beg
Halo Saum
Brachol Hi! Crash!
I have put my life on one card!
For love
Hurry! Get in!
Smoking is not allowed!
Nastia
See what Igor does!
Igor
I told him that in an hour going
With its orthopedics at the half year to Canada
Crazy for the rest!
After what you did it!
I wanted to frighten the peasants!
As if this is not to be surrendered
See worked
You love him?
Look
He does everything for you, what is there to think?
Hello Igor!
What is it?
I hear nothing!
Igor you see me?
Can you hear me?
Nastia Here!
Igor is not true!
I am going nowhere!
Nowhere!
I do not understand!
Halo Igor
She hears you. Say that you love her!
He loves you very much
Nastiu if you hear me
Do not fly away! Die without you!
Stop the plane!
Love leaves for Canada!
Can you hear me?
Never going away!
How it is not going away!
Guys stop the bus!
What?
Stop the bus!
Stop the bus!
Do not move!
Where are you guys?
From Russia. Mama, Russia
I do not know how's with you and the Chernobyl
But here in the U.S., does not drive at a red
It is a breach of law
What he wants us to Chernobyl to send?
Not
When you're under arrest
You have no right to answer the phone
I have to answer!
This is an important phone!
Maybe his future wife!
Come on, with you too man!
Nastia
Officer, is sufficient
Not cruelty to a boy
Can not you see that love?
Igor?
Yes ma'am
There are... What?
I want to say that...
Think about that...
Forgive you.
What else did she say?
She... hmmm...
She asked me to give you a kiss.
I hope that you said "no."
Not to damn it!
Thank God!
Maybe I'll give a kiss?
Good
Well .. Come here!
How's a girl, well did it go?
What is there job
Pleasure
Do not talk, so young
Beautiful
Her heart rejoices
Fajowo
Hear me when this role zaproponowali?cie
I have outlined to you, the angels, rather skeptical
Why is that?
Maybe you have some free vacancy?
Maybe something casual?
Maybe Promote your own brand?
End
Good morning
I have been announced - here employs the angels?
Here, please enter
You're the first
Love in the City
Please note
On the right you will see Brooklin
The place where there are many representatives of
Russian-speaking population of New York
So half a million people
Excuse me,
You may remember the name of our guide?
Artyom Isajev
Higher Education - Architecture
He has to defend this year in New York
Married,
But the childless
Why do you want to know all this?
Because I also really like the architecture
And how, enjoyed a trip?
Very concise
You are a great guide
This concise little
Are there any tours?
There are only celestial path
I love the wild adventures
Thank you, goodbye
Next please!
Next - I
Margo
After an evening umawiali?my
Mr Igor ..
I have a sharp pain
And even spasms
I think I have a hypersensitive nerve
Well, please come
I put a seal
What he
Without anesthesia?
Welcome to Finland
In the harsh north country
Where people live tough
But good
I rejoice
Everyone got a ride
Robust deer
I return!
Top!
Cold snow!
We drink vodka!
Sparky is!
Merrier!
Okay already xit
After five minutes I take
Swallow, and three-minute home
Hey, do not know what kind of a
The one in black?
Saum, when are you wiser?
A little above
Together we practice corpus?
Hi!
"How I love you .."
"How can I make you fear .."
"When I saw you"
"This ungrateful time"
Good evening my dears
Welcome in my club
Applause!
You are in Brighton Beaches
You can smoke here!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to you ..
August has
What took you so long
Drinking something
Guys, I am not just a time as you
I'm Married
Ride
Guys
point out that today
gathered in connection with the entry
our buddies Saumy
the elite boys' club
"Over 100"
In addition,
100 and 101 were held at the same time
Just for a toast!
Artyom
Friend
Long ago
A little
But very po??dna
Moscow school
She opened her arms in front of us
It took many years
It has long lived in New York
A favorite in our house
old women school
It has long been trading
Fordami Focus
But I'm happy
That our friendship
Survived all these minor disasters
I am extremely pleased
That fate let you
Learning in New York
Thanks Igorku
Saum, brother
I know you only a year
But through the years
I understood that
Maybe you're a Finn
But for the most Rus
Among all I know Rus
The horror comes to me
That will soon end your internship
And the guys
Wyprujecie home
And I officially announce
That stuffed in all their holes arsenic
But do not die by poison
And out of boredom!
Igorek do not worry
Have a drink for you in Moscow on the whole
And I in St. Petersburg
When I drop into bed with a stick fucking
I'd like to screaming your name
The sweetest moment
Guys, I hate you
We love you too
Hey baby, what's up?
Of course I remember
Today we have nine to go, well, there
Quietly
Well, of course I remember that the theater
I'm not sick
What performance?
Crazy
No. .. the Seagull
Well, yes
Sorry, misiu
've Forgotten, I'm a little twisted
We had to, well, drive to the city Chinoli
And then back
The traffic we
Quiet!
Something rustles?
Stand near the fountain
Baby, no excuse
Call your girlfriends
I also want you
But I do not know today
Good
So long
With what a fool r?ycie
Artiomie, you do not know what awaits you
Debile, the plans for the evening?
Personally, I want to have sex
From geisha
Allow me to disagree
You can cultivate sport
Gamble
But I certainly do not love
And this is why
Because you can give up sport
The work may be discarded
And from love
I never get rid
And you then who?
Mother Teresa?
Do not you guys
Everything is simple
How can something always call
At your service
Ch?opaczki
Dear friends
Tonight is like any other
Unfortunately, coming to an end
This is just an old zgred
I have a toast
So a toast
I raise this cup
Glass...
With a charming sense of
... Lovely experience
Which arises between two people
That erupts between two people
Which connects the heart
Which combines the body
And that makes hearts beat rhythmically
And that makes your body moving rhythmically
For love
For SEX
And you young people
I would like to wish
To this is what wypili?cie
It was not possible without this
For what I drank
The wonderful toast!
I think so too
For the girls!
Hurrah
Do not get me, a little, what is it?
Finnish dialect incomprehensible...
Do not be angry
I did not want
Maybe it is a little
Overtired
Yeah, everything ok Saum
As the saying goes
Big problem
Just not very clear
Why the hell I came to your fitness
I pay for two tiles
And so all ok
Do not be angry please
Enter bra
Good luck
No screaming / yelling at me!
Ladies and gentlemen
Please note
At the oldest skyscraper in New York
It was built
In the circumstances, very spicy
Listen to you!
In our old buildings full of Saratov
Here you have some better Attraction?
It would be better to go to massage
Are you there Napatrzy attractions
Babes Look SALE!
Hey, please stop the bus
We want there, there!
Okay, consent!
Shopping! Half an hour!
Carefully
True Knight
Thank you
Queen!
Well, what's old
No part of Igor
Want to play in the women's network without the ball?
It sounds intricate
Although I play better chess
Listen, Igorek, I know you from a small
volleyball players are born
OK, but what else championship?
Of course - your boat to the grid
Got it, anywhere, anytime after 20:00
Good
Igorek Listen, you have a globe in his office?
I want to show the girls
America where he will lay for 90 years
What a difference
Globus is not, is an atlas of the world
In the bottom drawer where the sheets
Geography is very useful
I found!
Ludek got to karaoke
Now, even her ears do not divert
I have no friends and enemies
Who would have thought
Advanced Saratov
No one is waiting for me
Only the echo of bitter words
Well there
What, in general you do not like me?
Mad by the end of this America or what
No no I like you
The first time I have something like this
Even such a touching song
The most important that the
I thought: such a nice guy
Self cottage
And the pants problem
Do not worry Igorek
You are so comfortable
Girls,
My dear
Just do not give a
What are you want podzia?a??
Finally, the bird left wings
Look at these good-natured animals
Electro-
Celibacy. Beginners Course
My dear, olives in the refrigerator, the microwave Cabbage
Exam early tomorrow, so I do not wake
While there, wake up!
I missed terribly!
Hi
Hey
I will not ask what you do
I am not sure if I want to know
Long story
It is normal that a week I fall asleep without you?
Of course not
But you can not change
I also think so
Sexologist
Who will last?
Saum? You there!
August has
Dude, what are you doing here?
Here?
Well here
And here
I'm going to the aerobics club
In front of me going to roll a black
has and-pod
And wham!
On the asphalt! As Chaplin on a banana peel
He did not even blink
And we all came together
Clays, Fire, Ambulance
You know what they say?
What?
Infarct
Time, and there is no black
That's awful
And what are you doing here
Here?
In the clinic?
Well
Watched all these horrors
I was afraid
Well, I decided to go to the doctor
I stand by it like that .. no .. Mammography
How we need to have
You also to mammologa
No no what you
Mammolog
I walk down the street, I look out the window
You saw in the window sterczysz
I think - I go to talk a friend
No clear
No windows
You can see a problem with windows to
Not enough of their
Exactly, there are no windows
Who is the last one to mammologa
This young
Say, will you?
What ALSO
No, not TO
What is not it, what IS
Not without a problem with that
With what?
Well, with dumbbell
With what dumbbells?
SO dumbbell
Saum, brains you sit on this shit
There are no weights targa
It is not that!
Facing you?
Does not!
I am also not stand!
Ni fuck
What are you looking at
Stand to stand fast
We do not stand and sit
-No,
-Good - Come
Guys may be a case
Saum which case there
Once - a case
Two - the convergence of
A three - rule
And four?
Four were sent to us
That must be some kind of virus
Igor, you're a doctor after all
Invent something
Saum, I am not a doctor
A dentist
That's the first, second
It's not just the virus outbreak
The epidemic can only be the flu or the mumps
What with us
He wears a completely different this time .. ..
Do not say that out loud
Guys maybe we reflected in exile?
Maybe everything in the home state
In its place
This may effect the big city
Polluted air
Full of iron in water
Poultry packed with female hormones
Just
Recently I started to wonder
Why this makes me want to cry
MacChicken blame for everything!
How is it?
We sit closer?
Guys, maybe we're gay?
Come on guys there
It can sit closer?
Take paw
For those in the head przywal?
I'm not gay - that's for sure
Guys, this is not orientation
Guys, I know!
We are not pedals
We impotentami
Shut up!
You see ..
The sun had risen
What ails you?
Boredom
Thank you
Sympathize
Can I help you?
The doctor understands ..
Last
I feel, how to say
Not exactly efficient
How does it manifest itself?
Do you understand
If you refer to the animal world
My cheetah hunts not
Sorry what
My Deer North
He was suddenly south
Shrek lost his donkey
Winnie the Pooh does not want to climb into a hollow tree
Honey it does not involve more
So many years together
As the saying goes - at your side
It seems you know the fellow
As himself
And he
Viagra?
I tried
Samozaspokojenie?
Even with viagra
Well I can tell you
If you thing about the physiology
I do not see any irregularities
Everything in your revolves around sex
Please try to talk to a woman
But no hurry
Please explore the interior
Hear it
And even if a long time to speak
Please give her a chance to open up
Only then can bestow upon you the warmth
Necessary for healthy body
You've got a surprisingly good eyes
Thank you
Thank you Doctor
Goodbye
You see, in some sense we have something in common
I am also a doctor
Dentist
They are afraid of us from birth
When I grow up begin to tremble before us
Goodbye
Goodbye
Thank you
I will miss
Please tell me when will the next visit?
Please come in about two months
Previously, it is not possible?
If you hurt my tooth
I'll see you for sure in advance
Goodbye
The fact that we have all the same thing at the same time
You can not call it a mere coincidence
Just me in paragraph wyj??e?
Wait, when did it begin?
September 1 11:45 AM
At my 2nd to 12:35
Two trials - the first at 11:30 am
Second 11:45
And what were you doing when?
Deplored
Wait, what was before?
We sat in Bia?ugie
Some weird motha fucka there rose a toast
Stop
What did he say?
Wait a moment
Something like
To make this
To this is what you are drinking
It was not possible without this
For what he drank
Exactly!
We drank for sex!
And he?
Where is he? The clown?
Wait, I have his business card
Valentine Biedrosovich. Weddings Receptions Love. Beluga Restaurant
Why in America do not smoke anywhere else?
Well, why?
Mr Valentine
Somehow so much przychorowali?my
After you toast
Yeah .. when we lose orientation
You may deign to explain what is happening?
You may cast a curse or something
Maybe cursed
And may the blessing of lowered
Depends on how you look at it
Something you ekstrasens whether the shaman having fun?
Shaman, ekstrasens ..
Nothing is
Well I know that nobody wants me
That none of my authority
There you have other idols
But...
Anyway, I'm
Holy Valentine
Only holiness in me
Ni cholera has left
I was assassinated in Rome in the third century
Then reborn into Tambov
I was a favorite of Tsarina
I quickly turned to another Winks
Probably read about it
Later, I realized quickly
That Valentine should develop an interest in the U.S.
Emigrated, promoted, rozkr?ci?em interest
Then I saw
That behind these cards, hearts
There is no heart
Already 100 years dreaming
Die at home
You, merciful
After all, he screwed us
Look at the alcoholic
Phase grab
Come with us here
Do you hear, ekstrasensie
You have to do as it was before
Or keeps you down!
There will not help you there!
Massacre
Gotta hurt
A tray of us were
Harmless impotenci
Now you have been
I impotentami and murderers
In total, yes, bunnies
Do not approach the grandmother of any
While you do not earn
Be worth a woman
Is to love her
Big sorry from me
Why all this?
I like it
I stated that I'll help you
?ajzom one
I do not know why
Probably because you are fellow citizens
What we do now?
It's simple
Seek Love
Jumped me something today
Nothing like that, buddy wants
Watch the sunset at the beach
Cathy, I promise it's the last day
Do not be angry
I'll be late, as usual
This is a good for now
For the time being
Because it was cloudy at the beach
Hi there Kate, leave a message
Cholera
Good evening, Mrs. Raiso
I can talk to Kate
Which again, Kate
Well, how, with my wife
A neighbor, Mrs. Kate
Why in my house looking for his wife?
Some crazy are you?
I know that she is
Listen
You see my head on the blond hair?
Not
What do you think I'm a blonde?
Raisko, come on
Listen baby, do not believe this fool
If he comes back at 5:00 am
With his voyages
I feel sorry for you
Missed my
Unbelievable
Without you, you know
Somehow sucks
Let's go home, eh?
Tell me and what I do there?
Wait for you at night
I still listen to your excuses
Or watch as wpieprzasz proteins?
It can Preparing for the Olympics what?
There is a long story
I guess with me
Only gaining strength for its nightlife
Found a humble Malvina
Act like whipster
I love you baby has been
Very
But I can not even find the strength in the trash
You are pathetic Artyom
Kasia!
He went away, let alone a small
But Raia ..
A short ball, I warn you
Once again come
All my life you do on doctors
Aliska
You're like a dessert for the eyes
The year has already delight
Only none of this
I'm afraid to meet you
I'll call you and the next day
I Spu?cisz manto
So that was
Listen, I need you, no
I need your advice
Must find love
I have a problem
What happened?
Long to have to explain
In general, it is hard and I need you
Saum, I like you
You're a good boy
A bit silly but the interior
With pleasure I would have arranged
On a date with you
And not in order to relieve you
Not so I have understood
After what we have to spoil such a wonderful relationship
Where a date
In addition you
I do not know with whom to talk, you know?
I understand
I am lucky
Hint me how to find love?
The girls somehow know better
It is said that opposites attract
Go to any library
Maybe there you will find your I-pod
And for what?
Welcome
I'd like this .. ..
Tchaikovsky read
You mean a biography of Peter Ilyich?
Well
He also is my favorite composer
I also
Just a moment
Please look what I found
You will not believe
It's human memories
Living in times of Tchaikovsky
Do you believe?
I'm in shock
I'm with you
Unique recordings of the concerts
Let me choose your album, The Best
Just a moment
Welcome
I can see with Mrs Anastasia?
Mr. who?
I am her personal physician
David Bronis?awowicz?
Exactly, David Bronis?awowicz
There is no such
I invented it myself just now
Let us return to the question number 1, who are you?
Vera Who's there?
Through
Good morning Nastiu
Good morning
I am a lady customer, with an impossible case
Ah yes, a colleague
How do you know where I live?
Please do not be nervous
Just yesterday I went to Mrs.
In general it work
And this is my third bunch of camomile for you
Thank you
Nastia, I ask?
I can .. evening .. invite you to the some
Japanese pubs
What?
It is completely safe
It's just understood
Unfortunately, I have rules
No sushi customer
I am not a client
I am a colleague
What are you proposing?
Cooperate
In what form?
Posiedzimy at the table
To share medical innovations
Purely professional
?enuje Not that we know you are just a few minutes
Absolutely not Nastiu Ig ..
Igoriewno
Of course, progress is not related to time
If we do not share our experience
Tomorrow we can lag behind
Truth
Please hold
Unfortunately, my experience
Until they met with colleagues
I share only during working hours
Thank you
You have my business number
And hours of admission
Admissions ..
Thank you for chamomile
Yeah .. please
Oh, sorry
Thank you
Ask you brush?
Coming
Goodbye
I .. I call
Hello
Cathy Hey, listen, I...
Kasia!
Whore mother!
Hey, beautiful, at which faculty are you?
Ms. philologist
Exactly the same sticks are Philology
Very original
Do you remember how we met
Such beautiful poems you read
"Dear no"
"You're all I've got"
"No one more"
"In addition to your baby, do not want to!"
Old and moldy
Do not talk, all from the promienia?a?
I mean
Ms. sonorous and loud laughter caught my attention
But you caught Lenka Kisiel?w
She was then undeveloped
A lady noticed later
And now I love
And I do not love you
Even you do not know
You can change this Madame
Mademoiselle
Ah yes, Mademoiselle
Please give a chance to open his interior
Getting to know the - Artyom Isajev, Architect
Young man
Please do not tangle underfoot
I can give you, of course, flowers
Read the poem, sing under the window
But what Artem
Want posiedzimy in a warm place
Eat something, zmarz?a?
Well, what is trivial, once the restaurant
Come on
How did a poor student has money in restaurants
Welcome to the trendiest places
Student of Moscow 90 '
Please
Go ahead - double cheese
Strawberry shake and fries
How do you like
As all this to eat?
Still drink some juice jab?ecznym
God, this is terrible
No. He gives a
Come on, you Baltik? (Russian beer)
Nine
Where have you invented it?
Worldwide Brooklin przeszpera?em
Not bad!
Wait, that's not all
As for the good old days
For us
At this point, I refused
Czaicie guys?
She did not want me to go to a restaurant
It was lovely
Restaurants are trivial
A woman should gain, astound
I beg you, I also gain
How are your conquest?
I'm generally a big problem
I love my wife
He went the easy way
It is not that
The point is that as we lived together
Wypalili?my the
All spowszednia?o
Her beauty, i. no.
And now I understand
That I can not live without her
There is no me
I love her
Even more than before
Yeah
I went to the bookstore
Podjara? it?
Not
Looking for your I-pod
Who?
Well, its opposite
Any successes?
For the time being nondescript
This one gave me to hear Tchaikovsky
The brain I nearly fell off
It is a sign at 100%
Guys I'm afraid
If you re-wrap
I can commit suicide
Saum do not give up
Invite her somewhere
Of course, talk to her
Why is a woman
Maybe will give you the inside
I do not know, can discover its horizons
Say hello dawn, immerse yourself in the grass
I'm about to finish her in the woods
U?owi?em main idea
What are you listening to Tchaikovsky in the morning
Fall in love?
Frankly, not yet
But today I do
Deer, I am stubborn
He was someone on purpose?
It is a little
Sex?
Nooo
I want to immerse myself in the beginning of its interior
Jog after her own grass
Wet in the river
Understand itself
I do not know Saum
No one in my moczy? River
People are different
Maybe she'll like it
We'll see
I invited her to the theater tomorrow
When you grow up a child?
Listen
You sleep in a kimono?
Just this, Saum
You'll never know
Eye on me? "
Me? Not
I'm here every day
Strange, I come here 2 years
And even once you have not seen
Previously simply
He practiced a different kind of sport
Yes?
I quit
Why do you cast?
Professional Trauma
I understand that no part of it!
Everything okay?
Yes
Damn slippery
Large space
Can help?
You do not need
It can glide?
Sure
Not too well slides
It seems to me that if you drove to get
Would be less falls
You are a great joker
Admittedly, I never saw
Such acrobatics on ice
I'm glad
What do you plan on Friday?
I propose to double tulup and dinner
Not
No, I have completed Friday schedule
Sure
But please promise that you will think
I promise to think
To think over this
Well, I'll go work out wheels
Good luck
Thank you
Anastazjo Igoriewno
I want to say that you deserved it
All of this for me?
"Restaurant Fredbriks. At 20:00 I eat supper with chamomile"
"I can not delude ourselves that you will come. Igor"
Tempted innocent and happy girl
Now that you have to promise to marry me
We are pleased
Unfortunately, I'm married
In fact you can deliver a
I divorce you
Artyom, unless Raia returns
Get up!
Dress in a jiffy
Where? The wardrobe!
Why wait until the cabinet
Own husband in the closet?
What kind of kindergarten, Cathy!
For cabinet Artyom!
Hi!
Hey Raisa!
What are you doing?
Reading
Well, what an interesting book?
Not bad, go eat something
Eat eat
What people?
Good morning, Ms. Raiso
How are you?
Why do I owe a visit in my closet?
Kaska right now does not want to move the wall
How I would naprosi?
Cathy, the sun
What do you see what this monster?
Skinny as a stick
Come on you feed the
Come watch because I can not
Tail spectacle
I love Beckett
There was a huge, gorgeous
Similar to the statues of my favorite Jack Meyers
What I really like - his novels
"The dream of a beautiful woman and such a"
Have you read?
Somehow I do not remember
But the name of the super-
I immediately think of is what
You know, you may find yourself to me for tea?
Together we think
Only a cup of tea?
Not
Even the d?emik
In this sense,
What d?emik?
With blueberries
I like Jagoda
Lick fingers when eating
Come on you with his grandmother, we explore
Let's go!
We have a good, hi
Thank you that you've come
I'm only here because of chamomile
That meant
Please forgive me
Our Mom went to China
I did not leave with someone Vera
Means, who was with but she did not want
Nothing like that, I think that with every teenager
Even unbearable - we manage
What's so milczycie?
About Me talking about?
Waiter, I want to order something
Please bring me
Where such sophistication in the French?
I read Voltaire
What I wish other
Mr Igor
How often do you plan to visit us?
How often?
To the extent permitted by the Anastasia Igorievna
And the sense of decency
You know that Nastia has been cavalier
Very famous Canadian surgeon
Vera
What am I wrong?
Such a bore at Nastia boring
Anyway, anyway you have an apartment?
What are you doing, stop it!
Relax, I have my own place
In the beautiful
Splendidly
I mean in the long term
Nastia moved out to you
And I'll take the room!
Hey, you called
And so I do not drink with someone
And this is what?
She does not drink
He works in the library
It's me or not drink
You told me that opposites attract right?
This is why the mine and its opposite
Do not attract?
You should make
Where's your willpower?
It would seem that such a good, wise
He lives with his grandmother
You have to like my grandma
No, Grandma does not give advice
Why?
Come on! After all, Grandma
It would be a massacre
I agree
Someone landed to my girlfriend?
The fact someone sticks to our jumps
Sit down!
Hey, you there!
What do you want bitch?
But time flies right?
30-particle neck
Do not remind
They say that the 30-particle is the end
You can put the crosshairs
Flabby flesh and bags under the eyes
Problems with urine, briefs on the latch
Wrinkles
Cottage cheese, cucumbers szkalrniowe
Cholesterol also
With loud music
R & B just for teenagers
I also believe, I listened only to classical events
Indeed we age
But it was good for the youth
On the screen appeared InterRussia
Sour candy
Aunt Asia came
Guys, where are they now?
But I wanted to buy glany!
I love you
I strongly and sincerely
Over the life
And I love you
Grow old together
We'll see
You know, you can grow old
With someone you trust
And how can you trust?
What do you teach your own children?
Wait
I will try not to drive
For you I am ready to become a man
Impossible!
Although I would prefer not
You will be you man
Hi
Do not stop myself, I'm coming
How do I learn to fly the equipment?
I did not want a child to be a dentist
Yes?
Even as a child I knew who I
My father, therefore, stopped to buy me a doll
Because all of them picked
Sadza?am on the couch
I did make a passionate night interviews
Then he reassured them and fed cotton candy
Since childhood, I like cotton candy
What else do you like?
And so you have betrayed too much
Now your turn
Hurry will say I do not like
So I do not like
Stewed onions, ironed shirts
I hate obwleka? Sheets
Przyczym always wondered how women are successful
How? We are in the genes
The experience of generations
See more!
Why we bought so many products
Because there is nothing worse than a starving woman
Decided to feed me?
Yes! I'll bake the lamb
You will become a nice and gentle
And I hope that I can make you
Obwlek?a you all my bedding
Welcome
How are you?
Meet the
Margo is Nastia
Nastia, this is Margo
My patient
Former
Nastia
I'm glad
Yeah very
What are you doing here?
I have come to doleczy? .. the lower three
Have we not recently ..?
Not
Apparently you did not dowiercili?my
It hurts
Igorek, no to Mrs. dowier?
And when he finally dowiercisz
Do not forget to drill my number from memory
A propos
If the next time you break gimlet
Turn to another point of repair
I gave you the key right?
In the grip of liberation
Torsion should be carried out thumb nawprost
One, two
Again
Remember?
You have one second?
And now prze?wiczymy adoption
Which will protect against attack psycho
I gotta tell you something very important
Thought about everything
Psychol attacks from the rear
I am not a striker
Psycho psycho
Listen to me in the end?
Everything I know. Do not go into the interview! We must be vigilant!
I love you!
Baardzo love you!
Understand
You meet someone every day
And do not see it quite
What a fool out of me
No mother
You start to notice that before you stands an angel
How could you not see?
How could I not notice?
Do you understand?
You are gentle, warm
Sexy
You're my symphony, you know?
Come with me to St. Petersburg
In December
I can not live without you another day
You know, without you I can not live
As no air
It may lie!
Spin and lie!
Do not believe him!
You can!
Can I help you?
This is William /
It's your fault /
Sorry. Wrong door.
Oh you! /
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure
Nastia is me again
Call me necessarily
Bear if you do not call
Sell camomile
And again, I begin to walk around behind you
Smell smells, decided to finish with him?
Not on
Come
There is no time
Nastia leaves with his orthopedics to Canada
And tells me to go to parents
When?
After a half hour
Well then, I plan to do to not rode
The plan provides for 11 monthly activities ..
Halo Artyom you hear?
Where are you? on the road? Super!
Podwie? me to the airport
I took the tow car
They set up blockade
In short, I do not have money even for a taxi
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Along with downtown Manhattan
For the real jewel of this city
It is believed the airport building in New York
We start with this place, our tur
Tania, at the airport in a jiffy. I beg
Halo Saum
Brachol Hi! Crash!
I have put my life on one card!
For love
Hurry! Get in!
Smoking is not allowed!
Nastia
See what Igor does!
Igor
I told him that in an hour going
With its orthopedics at the half year to Canada
Crazy for the rest!
After what you did it!
I wanted to frighten the peasants!
As if this is not to be surrendered
See worked
You love him?
Look
He does everything for you, what is there to think?
Hello Igor!
What is it?
I hear nothing!
Igor you see me?
Can you hear me?
Nastia Here!
Igor is not true!
I am going nowhere!
Nowhere!
I do not understand!
Halo Igor
She hears you. Say that you love her!
He loves you very much
Nastiu if you hear me
Do not fly away! Die without you!
Stop the plane!
Love leaves for Canada!
Can you hear me?
Never going away!
How it is not going away!
Guys stop the bus!
What?
Stop the bus!
Stop the bus!
Do not move!
Where are you guys?
From Russia. Mama, Russia
I do not know how's with you and the Chernobyl
But here in the U.S., does not drive at a red
It is a breach of law
What he wants us to Chernobyl to send?
Not
When you're under arrest
You have no right to answer the phone
I have to answer!
This is an important phone!
Maybe his future wife!
Come on, with you too man!
Nastia
Officer, is sufficient
Not cruelty to a boy
Can not you see that love?
Igor?
Yes ma'am
There are... What?
I want to say that...
Think about that...
Forgive you.
What else did she say?
She... hmmm...
She asked me to give you a kiss.
I hope that you said "no."
Not to damn it!
Thank God!
Maybe I'll give a kiss?
Good
Well .. Come here!
How's a girl, well did it go?
What is there job
Pleasure
Do not talk, so young
Beautiful
Her heart rejoices
Fajowo
Hear me when this role zaproponowali?cie
I have outlined to you, the angels, rather skeptical
Why is that?
Maybe you have some free vacancy?
Maybe something casual?
Maybe Promote your own brand?
End
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