No Gogó do Paulinho (2020) - full transcript

[ENGINES ROARING]

♪ Triumphant background music ♪

♪

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

Hello! Pretty bird!

Hello, Polly!

♪ I go on telling stories
And I don't miss a trick ♪

♪ Who makes our people happy? ♪

♪ It's Paulino Gogo ♪

♪ Who makes our people happy? ♪

Grr!



Yeow!!!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Ouch! Call an ambulance!!!

Foo!!!

♪ Paulino Gogo! ♪

Hey! This is out of your league!

This is for my dear lover,
Nena Juju!

Yeah! The worm
in my fishing hook!

The lid to my pen!

The deodorant to my armpit!

I've wronged her, y'know?

I've made a blunder...

she got upset with me!



Do you want to hear
my story with Nena Juju?

No... no!

Ok then, since you insist...

I'll tell you my story with Nena,
from the very beginning!

Everything started... on the
most important day of my life!

The day I was born!
Because if I hadn't been born,

I would have not
been here today! Obviously!

My father was gasping when
he arrived at the maternity ward!

Good evening! Good evening!
My son has been born!

[READING]
"Beautiful children!"

Aah! That's my boy!

Er... good evening, miss!

Good evening, sir!

I'm getting goosebumps!
My son has been born!

I'm so happy!
My adrenaline is not normal!

Where can I see my boy?

[YAWNING]
What's his name?

Paulino Gogo! Beautiful name,
that I've chosen myself, with no help!

[BABY BABBLING IN THE DISTANCE]

He's not here, sir.
He must be upstairs.

Ahh... he's not here, is he?!

Alright, I'll go upstairs then!

Thank you very much,
for everything, miss! Thank you!

Hey guys, where's the smile?!
I'm going to be a father!

My son has been born! It looks
like you're here to give blood!

When I come back down, we're all going
to take a photo together, alright?

♪

♪ Suspense ♪

[BABY CRYING IN THE DISTANCE]

[READING]
"Ugly children"?!

I hope he's healthy at least!

Good evening!

I'm here to visit my son...

Everybody suspects
he has been born already!

What's his name?!

Paulino Gogo!
I'd rather not talk about it.

[BABY CRIES IN THE DISTANCE]

He's not here,
he must be upstairs!

Here, for you!

Take it!!!

♪ Suspense background music ♪

[THUNDER]

[READING]
"Very ugly children!

Heaven forbid, Jesus,
Mary and Joseph!"

Ahh!

Er... good evening!

My friend's son has been born...
and he's very sick...

so he...
He's a very close friend

and I'm a good friend of his

and he asked me to come here and...

check how his son's doing!

Check it there! His name
is Paulino Gogo!

[ELECTRIC NOISES]

♪

He's not here!

[THUNDER IN THE DISTANCE]

My father in heaven!

Look, just out of curiosity,
could you please inform me

how many floors
there are in this maternity?

Grrr!

Don't bother! I'm scared to
hear the answer!

[ELECTRIC NOISES]

♪

[CHILD SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

[PAULINO]
Still, my parents brought me home!

But only after 6 orphanages
had turned me down!

Cutey! Cutey! Cutey!

Grrr!

[PAULINO]
But I've never understood why!

I was so cute!
A lovely child!

Practically a "Baby of the month"!

If there was a family who
treated their son well, it was mine!

My parents were fabulous, y'know?

They gave me everything!
A lovely house,

a cool and cozy bedroom...

My parents gave me a lot of pizza!

A whole lot! Pizza of every flavor!

Why pizza?!

It was the only thing they
could slip under the door!

Grrrr!

[PAULINO] But that didn't
last long! Only 8 years!

Before I reached my teen years.

I'll never forget my father's face

when he saw me!

Or the smell he let off his backside.

After my father
remembered my name

and allowed me to sit at the table,
everything looked up!

He let me play the whole time!

In those days kids wouldn't
play with tablets or cellphones.

But there were lots of fun
and games!

Baseball without a ball...
Dish 'n water...

Soap Bubble...
And push and go toy car!

[UNTUNING]
♪ Chords ♪

Hey, Anderson, it's getting good,
isn't it?

Good?! Really bad, you mean!

Say what? C'mon, Anderson,
I bring you to my house,

you feel comfortable,
drink my beer,

come empty handed
and on top of that you scold me!

And you, what are you lookin at?
Never seen one, have you?

Nuh-hu!

This is a "cavaquinho"!
It's no child's play!

May I try to play it?

Play it? Are you crazy?!
Of course not!

Hold on! Let the kid play!
Give my ears a break!

Anything is better than you!

Whoa, it's a joke! A joke!

Fine! Play it!
Make a fool of yourself!!

Show us what you know!
Go on! Show...

[CHORDS]
♪ "Do Re Mi Fa" ♪

♪ "Little Brazil" ♪

[PAULINO]
That was the very first time I ever held

a musical instrument!

I was under the impression
that I had a knack for it.

But just a little bit.

I'm not bragging,
nor exaggerating.

I was lucky. My father
bucked up all my ideas

including quitting.

Do you see it? He's hopeless!
He's hopeless, bro!

You've got to have the swing.

I've got the swing!
Have you?

I've got the swing.
And I'll tell you something:

you haven't got it
and he's got a knack for it, yes!

Nah, he's helpless!
Here's the deal, you beanpole!

Your brother's dirtied the whole
house while eating corn.

Back to work, you go.
Go sweeping, go sweeping!

Gee, that's not fair! He dirties up
the house and I have to sweep it?!

Shush! Don't argue with me,
just do as I say!

Hey, Pedro Gogo,
let's do like this:

Tell me where you're going,
I'll follow you sweeping.

I'll follow you sweeping...
Sweeping! Holy cow!

[PAULINO] Some time later
my father gave up on music.

♪ Watch out for the broom handle ♪

But that friend of his..

Carried on
and became successful!

[ON THE TV] ♪ Tell me where you're
leading, I'll follow you sweeping. ♪

♪ Tell me where you're leading,
I'll follow you sweeping. ♪

♪ I'll follow you sweeping!
I'll follow you sweeping! ♪

[SLOWLY]
What a son of a bitch!

[PAULINO] Our family was very
poor! Poor as a church mouse!

So poor we didn't have
a pot to piss in.

Anyhow! My childhood dream
was to visit Disneyworld.

Daddy has always supported
our dreams with great affection!

- Dad! It's today, isn't it?
- What's the matter?!

You're going to take us to meet Nemo,
Disney's little fish!

Nemo, is it? Yeah,
Nemo, right? It's today!!!

- It's today!
- It's today. It's today! It's today!!!

- Do you trust daddy?
- Yes!

- I always pay my promises, don't I?
- Yes!

Then, today is the day daddy
will introduce you to... Nemo!

[EVERYBODY]
Yoo-hoo!!!

[FATHER] Nemo, this is Paulino
Gogo. Paulino Gogo, Nemo!

And as you've already met each other,
eat before it gets cold.

Why the long faces?

Daddy is joking with you!

Geez, they haven't even shot Nem yet.

[EVERYBODY]
Yay!

You've got to pay attention
to daddy's jokes!

Can I say something?
What about Mickey? Do you like him?

- Do you want to meet Mickey?
- I do! Yeah!

- Do you like Mickey Mouse?
- A lot!

- Who wants to see Mickey?
- Me!!!

Look, Mickey Mouse...

[SQUEAKING]

[PAULINO]
Daddy never allowed

other people bullying us...
Only him!

Damn... I'd even hug you now,
you know?

And a kiss too?

Ahhh!!!

[SCREAMING]

[SIGH]

Hey...

I've heard you telling
a story about being poor.

Yes, indeed.

Actually, I'm here just
waiting for the bus,

'cause I want to meet my Nena Juju!

- Nena Juju...
- Yep, Nena Ju...

Great Nena Juju!

Mm, Nena... Jellybean!

I don't get it, Nena Jellybean?

Have you met Nena Juju?

- Who?
- You!

- Oh, no! No, No!
- Show some respect, ok?

- Respect!
- Alright!

I get emotional
when I talk about this,

because... I still remember
the day I met Nena Juju!

♪ Magical background music ♪

I was at school, quiet,
minding my own.

And suddenly she appeared!

The mayo of my sandwich.

The cuticle of my nails.

The waistband of my boxers!

The crust on my pink eye.

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Juju ♪

That was her... only her!

Nena Juju!

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Uu-uh ♪

Cootie, get this fan off my face!

I'm sorry, Juju!
I was just trying to help.

Hi!

Can I take a bite of your sandwich?

Sure thing, my little goddess!

[LITTLE CHUCKLE]

[PAULINO] I got it on the spot that
there was no interest from her part!

Gee, what a big gob!

- Complaining, are you?!
- No, not at all!

Next time, no mayo, eh? Yuck!

[PAULINO]
She was ever so delicate!

Ahhh!

It was love at first bite!

After that,

we met several times
during the class break.

Juju adored me!

But she had a funny way

to show that love.

♪ Life is like a dance ♪

I was head over heels
in love with Nena Juju!

She would leave me...

all black and blue!

♪ Come with us
And we'll sing ♪

At that time, my dream was
to wear designer clothes

so I could get Nena Juju's attention!

But I had to make do with
the family's hand-me-downs.

Clothes would pass down
from brother to brother.

My turn would come after
the baby of the family.

- Dad!
- What?

Can I wear Baby's clothes?

Go and ask him, if he agrees...

[GROWLS]

♪ Suspenseful background music ♪

Ahhhh!

I didn't have anything against Baby,
But he didn't like at all.

He bit me fourteen times...

and I had to get 32 shots on my bum

I would do anything
for Nena Juju.

I had decided to give her...

the first bonbon I could buy
in my life!

But then I found out that life

would always find a way to
to take her from me.

♪ Romantic background music ♪

- Are you alright?
- Sort of.

- What happened?!
- I'm going to change schools.

That's not possible!
I'll go to your new school too!

I'm going to change cities.

- I'll tell my father to change.
- I'm going to change states.

- I'll tell...
- You can't go, you moron!

We'll never see each other again!

Grin and bear it, eh?!

Ah, Juju!

I like you.

Before you go...

can't we... at least,
kiss each other?

[GRUNTS]

Of course! Close your eyes!

- Open them only when I tell you!
- Ok!

[GRUNT]

[PAULINO] After that
day, I don't know why,

every time I eat bacon,
I remember my Nena Juju!

Juju? Juju!

♪ Smooth background music ♪

♪

[ENGINE ROAR]

Juju... wait!

I have a gift for you!

[SIGHING]
Ahhh...!

[PAULINO] It was both a happy
day and a sad day at the same time!

You know how it is,
don't you?! I...

I've kept that bonbon until today!

That bonbon...

is the most special memory
of my life!

And it's here, in my pocket!

Hey!

Hey, where is it?
Hey, the bonbon was here...

Forget this thing about bonbon!

Do you mean you've never seen
Nena Juju again?

I have, I have!
But many years later, eh?

That's when I became
a professional musician!

Then I started to get
by at Luiz Crooked Leg's bar!!!

[SINGING]
♪ And I don't miss a trick ♪

♪ Who makes our people happy? ♪

♪ It's Paulino Gogo ♪

[ACCLAMATION]

I was so successful
that I even had...

my own generic self:
Paulino Dodo!

Guys, here's the deal:
I want to ask a round of applause...

for my inspiration, my mirror...

Paulino Gogo!

[ACCLAMATION]

Don't say that,
it'll harm my reputation!

Guys, stay with him now,
my clone: Paulino Dodo!

[PAULINO] You know what music is
like, right?! You may not make any money...

but it sure helps with
the opposite sex!

Paulino!
You sing very well!

I'm impressed!

You play everything so well: guitar,
tambourine, "cavaquinho"!

That's because you haven't seen
me playing "cuica".

Really?! I want to see it.

I make the "cuica" sing!

- Will you show me it?
- Hmm!

[PAULINO DODO] I've played
the songs I like from my repertoire...

and now I'm taking suggestions!

- Are you taking suggestions?
- Sure!

Can you stop singing?

[LAUGHTER]

Whoa, no need to put me down, eh?
I've even been practicing!

- So you like practicing?
- I do!

Go practicing there
over the corner, quietly!

At that time, I was sitting pretty

and feeling ahead of the game!

But then, all of a sudden,

life kicked me in the balls

and I lost my bearings!

♪ Juju... ♪

♪ Juju ♪

♪ Juju... ♪

♪ Juju! Juju ♪

It was her again!

The lemon of my "caipirinha"!

The fishhook of my earthworm!

The roof of my mouth!
The password of my wi-fi!

[WIND SWOOSHING]

Cootie, haven't I told you to
turn this fan off?!

Ah, I'm sorry!
I thought I was helping?! Ah!

Hello?

Whoa, isn't she cheeky!

Paulino, do you know
who this woman is?

Paulino? Are you alright?

At that moment I came to
the conclusion...

that I had to take drastic measures...

and I gave up wrong
for hope! Or almost.

- Nena?
- Gee, what a scare!

- Do you remember me?
- No! Who are you?

We kissed at school!

Jefferson?

Jefferson?!
Ah... Did you kiss Jefferson?

Rob Big Ears?

Rob Big Ears?!
I almost don't have ears!

C'mon... Did you also kiss
Rob Big Ears?

Oh, for Christ's sake,
tell me who you are! Quick!

Janderson Bunny?
Marcio Spike?

Ow, come on!
Jorge Bidet?

Did you kiss all these guys?

I did! The mouth is mine,
I kiss whoever I want! So what?

They weren't even
from our school!

Yes, they were! First grade A,
also second grade B, C, D and E!

And the fourth and fifth grades!

Stop, stop... enough!
I am Paulino!

Paulino... Paulino...
Paulino Gizzard?

What? Gizzard?
Gogo! Paulino Gogo!

Ahhh...

Wow!

How different you are, eh?!

- More handsome?
- No! I said "different"!

If I meant handsome, I'd say
"handsome". But... different!

Er... hey Nena,
I didn't know...

you had come back to live
in our paradise!

Paradise? This place sucks!
I've just come back for my father!

I can't wait to leave
this shitty place!

Nena... look at me!
I've never forgotten you!

Well, I did forget you!

One last thing: I'm out of your league!
Go back to that no-person!

[PAULINO]
After that day...

I decided: I just had
to find a way...

to win Nena Juju's winged heart forever!

Juju, my life, my love,
my passion...

I dedicate this mellifluous melody
to you, with all my heart!

[SINGING]
♪ "Quirks and fancies" ♪

♪ Quirks and fancies ♪

♪ Finicky girl ♪

♪ Beautiful girl ♪

♪ You know you're hot ♪

Yep, I was sure I was
the cock of the walk...

but Nena Juju had never
been easy to handle!

[DOGS BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]

Oh my gosh, Juju! What's this?

It's water, but next time
it will be something worse!

This is just a display of the love
and affection I feel for you!

At 1 o'clock in the morning? That's
not a display of love, that's a torment!

But I didn't give up! I changed the style
and adjusted the repertoire,

because I thought "samba"
was the problem!

So I tried country music!

[SINGING] ♪ Rather than
living in tears because of him ♪

♪ Him... him... ♪

♪ Think about me
Cry for me ♪

♪ Call me
No, do not call him ♪

[DOGS BARKING IN THE DISTANCE]

How has she thrown two buckets
of water at once?

Next time, it will be three!

[PAULINO]
I even tried hip-hop!

♪ Shake everything, my Nena
Keep shaking, don't stop ♪

♪ Shake everything, my Nena
Keep shaking down ♪

♪ Pay attention
Keep shaking fondly ♪

♪ Shake everything, my Nena
until it... ♪

Hey, you bunch of morons,
could you stop that?

Who are you, bro?

My name is Biggish!
Corporal Biggish!

By the way, I have to be early
at the barracks tomorrow, huh?!

- Where's Nena Juju?
- Sssh! She's asleep!

[JUJU IN THE DISTANCE]
Honey, come to bed!

[BIGGISH] You see?! You've woken
her up! Now I'm gonna be late tomorrow!

[JUJU]
Honey... come to bed!

I'm going, my sweetie!

My hot chocolate!

Nena Juju is dating a corporal!

And Biggish, huh?!

[PAULINO]
I'll tell you something:

that was the worst
night in my life!

I didn't know that
Nena Juju fancied soldiers!

So I thought:

"Why can't I be a
soldier myself?"

So, a little time later,

I enlisted for the Navy!

[WHISTLING]

But I regretted
it straight away!

Hmm...

I was doing that
for Nena Juju, right?!

This is the end
of the line, right?!

[ALTOGETHER]
Hey! Hey!

- Are you nuts?
- I'll show you nuts!

Sergeant, excuse me!
My name is Paulino...

[SERGEANT SLASH]
Take your clothes off!!!

- No, but it's...
- Sssh! Take your clothes off!!!

But why should I take my clothes off?
I'm just here to enlist!

Are you deaf? Take your clothes off!

Ah... alright! There's something
wrong here that isn't right!

I haven't even showed my ID,
or my birth certificate...

then I'm told to
take my clothes off...

I don't care!!!
Take your clothes off!!!

I've just come here
to serve the country!

Take your clothes off!!!

Alright, alright...
I'll take them off!

May I ask a question?

No!!! Take your clothes off!

Sergeant...
may I keep my underpants on?

It's just...

my joystick is still young,
and I'm kinda embarrassed!

- Aren't underpants clothes?
- Yes...

Then take your clothes off!!!

Ahhh!

[ANNOYED]
Humph...

Sergeant, where do I
put my clothes?

You may throw them on
that pile over there!

But how will I find them later?

I don't care! Take your clothes off!!!

[STUTTERING]
I al... I alre...

Done, I'm naked!

Then go through that door!

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

Yep... it goes to show...

The sergeant didn't
even let me speak!

He went straight telling
me to take my clothes off!

And now here I am, all naked,
all sizzle and no steak!

And in the middle of a bunch of dudes,
stark naked...

swinging their berries!

All that just because
I came to enlist!

I'm the mailman! I've just come
here to deliver a letter!

Humph!

Corporal Biggish?! You here?!

Damn... I've just entered
the wrong room!

He's a Sergeant, right?!
He outranks me. I've just obeyed!

I'm really sleepy!

[THUMP]

Gee...

[PAULINO] And that was
just the beginning, eh?!

Then we had to get our uniforms.

Oh my! It was very difficult
to find one that was my size!

But they finally found one that fit me.

[BUGLE]
♪ Assembly call ♪

♪

There were nice things too!

It was during that time that
I met many of my friends,

like Helino Gastritis!

He had that nickname because...

He felt a lot of pain in his gut.

He was in the gambling business,
working the Animal Game.

So from time to time he had
to eat betting tickets...

to avoid being caught
in the act!

[POLICE SIREN]

Yup, he was even used to it...

I want to bet $ 20 on the eagle!

[CHEWING]
Huh?

Simple or surrounded, doc?

[DISC SCRATCH]

What's your name, soldier?

Helino Gastritis, my lad!

"My lad"?! "My lad" is your crooked
grandma with warts on her ass

picking up grass to make your
family's dinner!

You'll address me as
"yes, sir, Sargeant"!

- Have I been clear?
- Yes, sir, Sargeant!

Repeat now!
What's your name, soldier?

Helino Gastritis,
yes, sir, Sargeant!

Helino Gastritis is your father on knickers
stealing berries

at the street fair!

Here you are soldier
Helio 142!!! Repeat!!!

Soldier Helio 142!

Yes, sir, sargeant, by all means,
sir, attention, sir!

Hmm... answer, soldier:
what is that?

Yes, sir! Of course, sir!
Permission to turn, sir!

That is a flag, sir!

A flag?! A flag is your limp aunt
eating jelly...

and digging holes at the beach!
That is the symbol of the motherland!

It's the most valuable thing
in life! That is your mother!

- I've been adopted, sir!
- Argh!

[PAULINO]
That's where I also met Celso Anvil...

who was a little bit slow-witted.

You there with the idiot look...

Answer: what is that?

That... is Helino's mother,
sir Sargeant!

[ALL LAUGHING]

Silent!!!

- My mother...
- Your mother!

[STILL LAUGHING]

[PAULINO]
On our first day,

Helino Gastritis and I were
already given a cleanup job!

[STILL LAUGHING]

Ah, Anvil...
Helino Gastritis' mother?!

Is that right? Did you say that?

[LAUGHING]
My mother, dude?!

Well, well...

What's that, Anvil?

- Dental floss, eh!
- What for?

My mother taught me:
"Before brushing, use dental floss".

Hey, Paulino...
Why have you enlisted?

Ah, I've enlisted to make
a good impression on Nena Juju!

Ah, my Nena Juju!

Great Juju...

Hey, what's this talk about
"great Nena Juju"?

Do you know her, by any chance?

[STUTTERING]
No... I don't... never seen!

Actually I prefer slender women!

Ah! I like women with some meat
on her bones, with substance...

she's zesty, she's got game...

she's nice to hold...
to caress...

I like women with big boobs!
Chesty women are awesome!

Hey, Anvil, do you like women
with a lot of boob?

No! Two are enough for me!

Gee!

Yeah!

Well... we're beat,
but it was worth it!

It's perfect, bro! It was worth
the investment, eh, buddy?!

Look... It's shining! Look!

[SARGEANT SLASH]
Soldiers... Forward, march!

[STEPS APPROACHING]

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

[SARGEANT SLASH]
Soldiers... halt!

Right, face!

Backward, march!

Now, at ease!

[BELTS CLINKING]

- Rest!
- Torpedo in the water!

[FARTING SOUNDS]

[SOLDIERS]
Holy shit!

Forward!!!

[STILL FARTING]

♪ March ♪

[MORE FARTING SOUNDS]

Look! You're going to clean
everything again!

Rhythm!

[PAULINO]
Life in the barracks was not easy!

We worked our asses off!

We had to do jumping jacks...

we did push-ups.

We did sit-ups.

And we danced lambada.
I was a little surprised,

but it was fashionable then,
so I didn't argue!

♪ Sweeten it, my love! ♪

♪ My life, hey! ♪

♪ Sweeten it, my love ♪

♪ Sweeten it, my love...
Sweeten it! ♪

Hey, Sergeant!

Would you give me, sir,
permission...

to change partners,
because Helino Gastritis...

is a bit too much enthusiastic
for my taste!

If you know what I mean.

It isn't what it looks like, Sergeant...
Just got some candy drops in my pocket.

Problem solved,
go back to training!

♪ Poison for good, poison for evil ♪

♪ Hey! Sweeten it, my love ♪

♪ Sweeten it! ♪

♪ Sweeten it, my love! ♪

♪ My life ♪

♪ Sweeten it, my love!
Sweeten it! ♪

What's up, my buddy Gastritis?
Any more candy in there?

[WHISTLE]

[PAULINO]
The Heavenly Father gave us...

the ability...

to improve any kind of job.

Courage, strength...

quick thinking,

reflexes: everything was part

of our mental and physical biotypes.

Without blinking an eye...

we were able to improve

anything we wanted in our lives,

with the highest imperfection.

[SARGEANT SLASH]
Get your fat ass up!

[PAULINO] That day I met
another great friend. Biricotico!

- Hey!
- Oy! Are you harassing me?!

No, no, no! That isn't it, no!

[SLURRING]
Are you Paulino Gogo?

- Nena Juju's Paulino?
- Yep, that's me!

I am Biricotico,
how are you doing?

I wonder...

if you have a photo
of her naked?

- Of course not!!
- Do you want to buy one?

- Do you have a photo of her naked?
- Uh-hu!

You mean one showing all there is to see?

Uh-hu!

- And the mouth of a goat?
- Bleating and all...

[LAUGHING]
Maa! Maa!

I'm fuming at you!
What the hell is this?!

Hey, easy! Easy, man!
No need to rage!

I'm telling you I am Biricotico.

Here is the deal, I can get anything
around here, right?

Whatever you want, I have it.
If I don't, I know someone who does!

So here is the thing, if you want
a photo of her naked, I'll get you one.

Now, If you don't want it,
there's no need to get mad at me.

Just saying, it's stunning eh?

[LAUGHING]
Maa! Drop-dead gorgeous!

[PAULINO]
So that was how Biricotico brought me

the most precious possession
I had at that time.

[SIGHING]
Ahhh, Nena Juju!

A photo I kept with great affection...

I miss you awfully.
I miss your backpack.

Ow, I feel like knocking boots with you!

Shedding male tears...

[SIGHING]

[MWAH]

Nobody thinks about you
more than me, Nena!

[EVERYBODY CRYING]

- Hey! What's that?
- Juju!

- Gee, how so? What?
- I miss you, Juju!

[MAN CRYING]
Come back, Juju!

[MORE CRYING]

[PAULINO]
I'll tell you something:

that was starting to get
on my nerves!

I decided there and then
to talk with Nena Juju

and to clear things up,
once and for all!

Hi, Juju! That's me!

[NENA JUJU]
Who?!

- The love of your life.
- Fabio Junior?!

Duh, Fabio Junior!

It's me, Paulino Gogo.

Ahhh... you?!

Oh, Nena! You know you were
born for me.

You just don't want to
admit it, huh?

Ah! This is an interesting theory.
What do you want?!

No one else can do what I've done for you.

I've even joined the Navy!

Why have you done such crap?!

Well, because you like soldiers!

I used to like them,
it's a thing of the past.

I used to love servicemen.
Now I hate them!

Now you tell me?!

I'm living another phase of my life,
an artistic phase.

Now I want musicians!

Nena, I was a musician out there.

I mean a successful musician!

A musician everybody loves,
someone who's really popular...

A person who thinks big!

Now you'll excuse me,
I've got more important things to do!

[CREAKING SOUND IN THE DISTANCE]

[PEOPLE TALKING]

What's up, sweetie?!

[MEN GASPING IN THE DISTANCE]

Hey! Everybody beating
the monkey, huh?

Yuck!

That's when I decided
to leave the Navy.

But I think the sergeant
didn't take me too seriously.

What do you want?!

Sergeant Slash, I...
I would like to be discharged.

[SERGEANT SLASH LAUGHING]

Do you wanna take
a vacation too?!

Do you want a salary,
an end of year bonus?!

Jeez, Sergeant!
Help me to get out of here!

I need it so much!
It's because of a woman.

[LAUGHING STOPS]

- Because of a woman?
- Yep!

Why didn't you say it before?
I can help you out!

If you take the parachuting course,
get specialized...

you get out of here in two months!

Jeez, thank you very much,
Sergeant!

But hey, don't tell anyone!

I respect a man who enlists
because of a woman.

I myself am here to forget one.

[CRYING]
But I can't help it!

[SOBS]

I miss you so much, Juju!

What Juju?!

Yikes!

[PAULINO]
The parachuting course

was no picnic after all!

By the end of the first week,
We'd already jumped.

When my friends learned
the course was short,

they all came with me.

We were commanded

by a military parachutist
who also parachuted,

the young Captain Jaja.

The plane's run out of fuel, ok?

[EVERYONE SCREAMING]
What?!

There are five of us.

We have four parachutes, ok?

One of us will die, ok?

[SHOUTS]

No, no! It is not ok!

Not ok!
Hey, Captain Dejair?!

You have to decide

who's jumping and who's staying!

We'll draw straws!

If you take the long one,
you'll jump!

And if you take the
small one, you'll stay!

I'll go first!

Yeah! I'll live! I'll live!

♪ Adventure background music ♪

[SCREAMING]
Ahh!!!

I'm alive!!!

[LAUGHS]

Mommy!!!

[BIRICOTICO LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

Ahhh, everything's spinning,
how wonderful!

Ahhh, my bottle!

[GROANING]

Yes, but then, what happened?

Yes! Tell us,
I'm curious to know.

First, who invited you here?

You just appeared here,
like that? Hmm...

I'll tell you what,
give me a bag of popcorn.

Or else, I won't tell you
the end of the story!

Oh no, mister, tell us! Tell us, please.
You're such a good storyteller.

So, tell us! Tell us!
I'm so curious to know!

Tell you what.

- As you can see...
- Huh?!

I survived!

- Hmm! What about this Captain Jair?
- Huh?

- Is that who I think it is?
- He is!

It's the man himself!

Ahh, I see!

Go on, you idiot!
Decide who jumps and who stays!

Captain Dejair?

What is your biggest
dream in life?!

What kind of gay talk is this?!

It's not worth it to survive...

and not enjoy life!

Let's promise that
whoever survives...

will do something
to honor the other's life!

I have a dream of being a politician.

I want to be a congressman!

Not a congressman! Not a congressman!
I won't...

die to save a congressman.

At least a president!!!

That's it! I like your idea!

If I survive...

I'll be the President
of the Republic!!!

And you, what will you do?

For me, if I get
dismissed from the Navy...

and If I stay with Nena Juju,

I will be satisfied!!!

Then it's ok!

♪

Ha-ha!

[CRYING]

I promise I'll attend
your funeral.

[CRYING]

Geronimo!!!

[BEGGAR]
So, how did you escape?

[PAULINO]
Ah, it was a piece of cake!

I picked up a parachute that
was lying there and jumped too!

[WIND WHISTLE]

Hold on, hold on!

- You said there were only 4 parachutes?
- That's it.

But Celso Anvil
jumped with my backpack!

[LAUGHS]

Help!!!

[PAULINO]
The Sergeant was really nice.

My friends and I were
all discharged.

We were all free again.

Yep, but we have to take Anvil.

[CELSO]
Biricotico! Biricotico, no!

[PAULINO]
Careful! Careful there!

[GROANING]

What a far-fetched story, man!
Give me a break!

What's wrong?! Hey!
And you, did you enjoy the story?

I'd rather be poor than having
to listen to this! Hmpf!

Gee, you've said you
were enjoying it.

It is really a very
nice life story.

Ahh, thank you very much!

I also have one myself.
I have a very nice life story.

Oh no, don't even think
about starting it, 'cause...

considering your face,
it would take three days!

Are you calling me old?

No, I'm just saying you
have high mileage.

You have more miles on you
then a taxi.

Now, looking at you,
you're no Methuselah.

But you must have seen
Moses' Ark, I'm sure of it!

Not at all!

But you stepped in
the mud after the flood!

That's why this Juju doesn't
want anything to do with you.

You... you are too cheeky!

The reason Nena Juju doesn't
want me is not because I'm cheeky,

but because she has some
fixed idea I have to be famous.

You know how women are.
She keeps harping on the same string,

"Paulino Gogo you have to
be famous, to go the extra mile.

Work hard to go from rags
to riches!"

You know how this is.
So, I thought:

"Could Nena be right?"
Sometimes women might be right.

So I said: "I think I'm
going to be famous."

"I want to be famous!"
I took some drastic measures.

I went to find
the great master Jessé Gomes.

Who is Jessé Gomes?

He's commonly known as
Zeca Pagodinho.

What's up, Zeca!

[PAULINO] Zeca Pagodinho
welcomed me with open arms.

♪ Let life take me along ♪

[ALTOGETHER]
♪ Take me along, life ♪

♪ Let life take me along ♪

♪ Take me along, life ♪

♪ Let life take me along ♪

♪ Take me along, life ♪

♪ I'm happy and thankful
For everything God has given me ♪

That was my great opportunity!

Excuse me... Excuse me!

Yeah! Cleared out!

[LAUGHS]

♪ Samba music ♪

♪

Hey, hey! Wait a minute, man!

What's up, man? Slowly, eh?
Who are you?!

[PAULINO]
And it was then that my friend,

Chico Groin, saved me!

He's with me, I know him.

[PAULINO]
He had never seen me.

And he kindly helped me.

Hey, bro! This one...

is a close friend.

- What the hell, man?!
- I'm helping you, dumbass.

It's true! We're very
intimate friends.

There's not that
much intimacy, no!

So, are you
friends or are you not?

It's true! We've been friends
since the time we used...

to swim naked at the Cunha canal,
do you remember that?

No, that's a lie.
It's not true!

Hey! What's wrong, buddy?

Stop that, man!

I can't!

Yeah, he keeps his hand
on that place all the time.

There, between his legs,
if you know what I mean.

So, that's where the fame of the
famous Chico Groin comes from.

- Famous?
- Yep!

I've never heard about him!

Yes, he is famous, yes.
It was him who invented...

the "stutter" of the samba school's
drum section. Didn't you know it?

♪ Drums ♪

[DRUMS STOP]

♪ Drums ♪

[PAULINO]
Chico Groin saved me that day.

But he couldn't do
much else for me.

I've helped you out once.
Now, to play

together with Zeca...
you're asking too much. Forget it!

Because being honestly honest,
I'm just...

doing that for Nena Juju, y'know?

Great Juju!

Do you know Nena Juju?

I mean, I know her,
like, by name, right?

- Aaah...
- But go figure.

There are so many Jujus
in the world, aren't there?!

Many! Many!
Hey, there's Juju...

for Jussara, for Jurema, for...

Jurassiara... for Júlia, right?

Jupira...

Wait a minute,
my Juju is for Jupira.

Well... an easy name like that,
right?! Common name!

[LAUGHS]

Yeah... common name.

Hey, I won't be able to help
you with Zeca.

Now, don't worry,
be cool, there's barbecue...

there are chicken thighs,
there's... caviar. Look!

Caviar?!

Do you know what caviar is?

No! Never seen, never eaten,
I just keep hearing about it.

[PAULINO] It's a shame I didn't
work out as a samba musician.

But who am I to give Zeca ideas!

♪ Do you know what caviar is? ♪

♪ Never seen, never eaten,
I just keep hearing about it. ♪

[PAULINO] Not standing a chance with
Zeca was the end of my musical career.

I started looking for a job,

Because I was totally broke!
I didn't have a penny to my name.

It was then that I stumbled
upon a great surprise!

Well, I found out that
Nena Juju had opened

a beauty salon.

I decided, then and there,
to work with her.

It wasn't ideal,
but I could make some money

and also be close to her!

I could kill two birds
with one stone.

♪ Romantic background music ♪

There's one thing I can't deny.

Every time I see Nena Juju...

[SIGHING]
I fall in love again!

♪ Juju ♪

Cootie, I've already told you
to stop that!

Ah, what a drag, huh, Juju?
What a drag!

That can't be, no!
She doesn't know what glamour is!

And you?
What are you doing here?

[STUTTERING]
Ah... so...

I'm dying to do it!

Ah... my gosh...

But, at this right moment,
I'm here to

ask you if I...
if I can work with you.

That's a shitty thought,
isn't it?

Come on, Juju?!

Like, speaking like that,
you hurt my...

my profound sentiment
I have for you.

Because I think,
with all honesty,

that a couple who works together,

a couple that rub crotches together...

this couple remains together!

First of all, I don't rub
crotches with anyone!

Second, we're not a couple!

Third, since when do you cut hair?
Where have you learned it?

In the army!
The military life prepares a man

for any sort of difficulties.

Did you learn to cut hair
in the army?!

Yeah! And I'm an expert!

[NEIGH]

This here... is my final touch!

You're getting handsome to go
to Little Trotting Mare's funk party!

Hahahaha!

Stay quiet!
Work with me, buddy!

When you're done,
clean his dung!

[NEIGH]

Yes, sir, Sergeant!

Alright! But everybody
here wears white.

And that's how I became
an excellent hairdresser!

Nobody had any
complaints about me.

Hey buddy, would
you get a mirror,

so I can see what it
looks like at the back?

As if the front were any better.

- What's that, bro?
- No, man! Trust me!

I'm known in the neighbourhood
as Gogo Scissorhands!

It's all beautiful!

My friend, I demand to see
the back of my head, please!

Alright! Alright!
Since you insist, right?

Here, take a look!
Look, look how beautiful it is!

I have style, brother!
I was born to do this!

Gee, bro!

An accident! It happens all the time.
The mirror's broken!

I was doing fine, actually!
But, then, Nena brought me

a very special customer!

Come on in, Ronaldo, come on in!
Get yourself comfortable!

- Nice, huh?
- Nice, Nice!

Hey, Paulino! I've brought
you a dear friend of mine,

who insists on having
his haircut here,

before he goes to the World Cup!

No, wait a minute! You're kidding me!
Ronaldo Phenomenon?!

What an honor! Nice to meet you!
Wait a second! Let me look better!

Is it really you?
You look kinda phoney!

You look like a counterfeit
Ronaldo, brother!

- Are you fake news?
- No.

Yeah, right! Tell me,
being you, or not being you,

where do you know each other from?

Has someone told you to
mind your own business?

Hey! It's none
of your business! Sissy!

Go find something to do!

Juju and I have known each
other for a long time.

And I've kissed this
"field" a lot already!

[WITH A SWEET VOICE]
Ah, Ro! You are a phenomenon!

And you, mister...

do your best!

Hey, pour some talcum powder over here,
so it doesn't stick on my neck.

Ah, Ronaldo has a skin rash!
You want some talcum powder, huh?!

Leave it to me,
I will make it really special,

and baby's gonna get nice
and fresh!

Let me just adjust my...
let me take care of the little baby here!

Let me see! Oops! Hold on!

[COUGHING] Hold on, 'cause
it's... not sprinkling enough.

Let me just...
give a little adjustment to my...

super mega blaster baby powder!

[BURST SOUND]

[COUGHING]

[PAULINO] But on that day
nothing was working out for me.

Hey, don't cut it too short, huh!

Don't you worry, you're in the
hands of a professional!

Apart from not being able
to see anything, I found out

that I am allergic to baby powder!

[SNEEZE AND COUGH]

♪

[SHOUTING]
What the hell, dude?

What have you done to my hair?

It's your lucky haircut!

What kind of crap did
you do to his hair?

It's his lucky haircut!

It's not his lucky haircut!
It's your death haircut!

[NENA JUJU SCREAMING]
Come here, you son of a whore!

Ha-ha! So, it was you who

did that crap on Ronaldo's hair?

Not crap, no!
It brought good luck!

And I helped, modesty aside, eh?

We became five-time World Champions
because of that haircut!

By the way, it was the last
time Brazil won the World Cup.

Well, that is true.
That is true.

Only after that, I had nothing
but the clothes on my back..

But I enjoyed it!

And luckily, I had many friends.

Celso Anvil got me
a job as a painter!

[CELSO'S VOICE] "Hey Paulino,
would you paint with my brush?

"If so, come to
my house tomorrow".

[PAULINO]
But it didn't go well either.

Because working with
Celso Anvil is dangerous.

- Hey Celso Anvil!
- Hi!

My paint is almost over.
Would you throw me some more?

- More paint?
- Yea!

[PAULINO] But no one could
imagine what happened on that day.

Are you crazy, bro? You were
supposed to throw the bucket!

Ah, right!

[CRASH]

- You got burned, huh?
- Ah, I don't even care, miss!

These things always
happen to me.

I'm used to this
already, alright?

I think this way:

"When a door closes,
another one opens."

What door was opened for you?

Well, after that accident,

y'know, I managed
to clean my pants,

but there was no way I could
clean my shoes and my shirt.

Although I kinda
liked my new look!

I think it brought me luck.

[WOMAN]
Did you get lucky?

[PAULINO]
No. It still took a while.

It was then that my pal
Helino Gastritis

called me to work with him,

as a oneiric consultant
for finance matters.

Hey, Helino! So what's with this whole
Master Ogog thing?

Ogog! Gogo backwards.

It's a numerology study
we conducted,

mixed with Cabala.
It can't go wrong.

Ah, numerology, huh?

Check it! You're gonna ask
what the person dreamed about,

you interpret it and tell the person
to come see me, alright?

Ah, piece of cake!
Easier than a walk in the park!

- What's this? Help me!
- Your uniform!

- And this cap?
- A turban!

- And this little blouse?
- A vest!

- What kind of thing is this?
- The cloak of the great master!

A cloak?! Bro, if I wear
stuff like that,

I'm gonna look like that fairy
tale "Little Red Riding Hood"!

Damn, now you're
offending me, Paulino!

Jeez, I told the huckster
to order from the Chinese,

so the Bolivian could
bring that from France.

Ah, some African stuff?

That's right,
it gives off some credibility!

So, you soften them up and
send them to me, deal?

Deal!

Attaboy!

♪ Gong ♪

Uala, uala, uala!

Who comes there,
and what is your question?

So, master Ogog...
I dreamed with a bull.

What does that mean?

Are you married?
Do you have a beautiful wife?

No, I'm single.

You got away with that, brother!

So, here's the deal.

What you have to do
is bet on the animal game!

Ah, ok then!
I'm gonna bet on the bull!

Are you nuts?
Bet on the bull, bro?

The dream, you see,
it tricks us!

You need to be smart,
be a rascal!

What was this bull
doing in your dream?

Ah, he was... really angry.

- It was angry?!
- Yeah!

Well then, you must bet
on the "bitterfly"!

But, the... the...

wouldn't it be... butterfly?

Who's the fortune-teller here,
me or you?

- You, of course!
- Stay quiet then!

Yes, sir!

[NO AUDIO]
Potterfly...

Yo, chap! I want to bet!!
"Potterfly" on the head!

[PAULINO] We did
good! Modesty aside,

I was really good at interpreting
dreams for the animal game!

What was your father carrying
in the truck, son?

He was carrying jackfruit!

And was this truck going
forwards or backwards?

It was going backwards!

Bet on the crocodile!

You're a genius, Master Ogog!

[SHOUTING]
Ualaaa!

[PAULINO] We made a lot of
money! I became so famous,

that, one day, the person
I least expected entered the tent.

♪ Juju! Juju ♪

♪ Juju! Juju ♪

♪ Juju! Juju ♪

Cootie, that crap
is annoying me!

Ah, ungrateful you!
One day you're going to miss me!

How are you?

- Alright?
- I'm fine.

So, Master Ogog,
I need to get some money.

I need to make my beauty salon bigger,
I'd like to have a flutter.

Yes, yes!
Tell me about your deam!

Yesterday I dreamed
I was in a forest.

I saw a dashing handsome man
on a white horse!

He got off the horse
and kissed me.

When he left,
he took me away with him!

Is that even a dream?

Or is it Snow White's tale?

Are you crazy?
Out of your mind, are you?

Can you see any Snow white here,
by any chance? What the heck!

What does it mean?

[PAULINO] I just couldn't
let the chance slip away!

Bet on love!

- What animal is it?
- It's not an animal!

It's about a person
who really likes you,

who thinks about you
the whole time!

Someone who pinches a loaf
thinking about you,

if you know what I mean.

Isn't there anyone
who really likes you?

No. Someone who really likes me...

Oh, yes!

There's this moron,
a Paulino Gogo!

He adores me!
But he's a bit brain-dead, eh?

Do you know what they call him?

[LAUGHING]
Paulino So-So!

I'm sorry!

Then... bet on this guy!

I'll bet on the donkey!

There isn't a donkey!

- No?! Is there a tapir on the game?
- No!

No! No tapir!
Forget about the animal!

You have to bet on him!
On Gogo!

Repeat... Gogo!
Gogo!

You have to give him a chance!

Hey, come off it! Enough joking!

I didn't come here looking for men!

I came here looking for money
to make my salon bigger!

I don't need men for anything!

- For anything?
- Nothing at all!

Then why did you come in saying:

"Ah, I dreamed about
a handsome prince,

- arriving on horseback"...
- This I don't know!

You are the one who must know!
Who is the dream interpreter? You are!

I don't have to know it!

Will my prince arrive
on a white horse?

[PAULINO]
So, I used that moment to...

turn things around in my favour.

No, no! Your prince will arrive...

in a white car!

[SIGHING]
Ahh...

An imported white car?

[PAULINO]
I really turned things around!

No! In a white Beetle.

Holy shit! A prince in
a white Beetle?! Fuff!

You have to see the big picture!
Sergio Mallandro was once

Xuxa's prince
and he arrived on a moped!

That's a problem for Xuxa,
for Sergio Mallandro and the moped!

I've got nothing to do with it!

How will I know
who my prince is?

White Beetles are everywhere
around this town!

[PAULINO] She was
right. I had to correct myself.

It's a... a white and red Beetle!

No, No! That's not possible!
It has to be a jinx, some witchcraft!

This thing, sir, is anything but
fortune-telling!

You are a fraud!
Do you know what? I'm leaving!

No, no! Juju, wait! Wait!

Eh? How do you know my name?

Hmm...
I am Master Ogog!

I know everything about everybody.

God forbid!

Juju, remember:

your prince will arrive...
on a white and red Beetle,

and the horn will be honking
romantic music.

[SIGH]

- Did you fool Juju?
- No, of course not!

I only helped myself to help me

to win the love of my life's heart!

Bullshit!
You should have been arrested!

By the way, that almost happened!

Tonight I dreamed that I woke up

and I saw Cauan Reymond
in front of me,

and he winked at me!

[TINKLING]

Cauan Reymond...
Was he doing this?

Are you sure he wasn't
having a stroke?

- No! He was flirting with me!
- Lord, have mercy!

After that, I saw Rodrigo Hilbert
and he also flirted with me.

Look, I wish I had
this kind of self-esteem.

But let's see it!
You saw Cauan Reymond,

and Rodrigo Hilbert,

and both were winking at you
and flirting with you?!

Yeah...

- Are you sure? Seriously?
- Yeah... Yeah...

Is it true?

[SHOUTING]
Yes! What animal do I bet on?

- Bet on the bat!
- Why?

Because bats are the blindest
animals I've seen in my life.

Now, desirable woman,

go and bet
with Helino Gastritis, go!

Hmm, are you partners
with Helino Gastritis?

Ah, Helino Gastritis and I?

Hahaha! We've been friends
since we were little kids!

Why are you asking this?

Because the fun you both are
having is over, you scammers!

[SHOUTING]
Federal Police! Hands up!

I don't know anything!

Shut up, you bum!
The jig is up!

The jig is up but the tent
is coming down!

Yeow!

You pervert!!!

Helino, bet 10 on the deer
and run for it, bro!

[SHOTS]

[PAULINO]
After that,

I never got myself involved
with petty crime again!

But, at least, I've found out
my personal style.

Who I really am!

♪ Samba music ♪

That was the first time I saw
myself as a whole person.

As Paulino Gogo!

What I really am, by myself.

Because of that little problem
with the police,

I had to lie low for a while.

Then, what did I do?

I went to my old friend's farm

far away in Minas Gerais!

Compadre Totomo!

Gogo!

Compadre Totomo!

- How are you, young man!
- I'm alright, huh?

I need to stay away from
Rio de Janeiro for a while.

So I came to stay with you.

Staying with me is better for you?

Yes, but I can't stay here
for a long time.

I have to go back to Rio...
To be with Nena Juju!

Nena Juju!

Mmm...

Great Juju!

Compadre Totomo, have you
hooked up with Nena Juju too?

What?! No, no!

Did you go to Rio de Janeiro

to make out with Nena Juju?!

Gee, of course not!
I didn't go after your woman, no!

Ah, good!

She came here, right?

[MOOS]

[PAULINO] The good thing
about a farm is that all that work

helps you to rest your mind.

And I, particularly,
Know everything about animals,

and milking the cows.

Hey Compadre Totomo...

I've been milking this cow
for about half an hour

and she's kinda lazy,
there's just a little bit of milk.

[LAUGHING]
Ah, you idiot!

- That's an ox!
- An ox?!

[MOOS]

[PAULINO] I learned a
lot of things in this farm.

For example,
it was the first time

I saw a coffee plant up close.

[GRUMBLING]
Ugh, no sugar!

Hey, you can't get a cup of coffee
straight from the coffee plant?

That's right, madam!

We live in big cities
and and we know nothing at all!

[SIGHING]
Ah, mine came with cream!

It's no cream, you moron!

It's bird's poo.

[CHIRPING LAUGHTER]

And what did you do?

I was lucky on that day,

because there was a guarana
tree next to me!

♪ Smooth background music ♪

Aaah!

[PAULINO] Life in the farm
helped me think and rethink

about my whole life.
Looking at the moon,

I understood that I had
to go back to Nena.

[STRETCHING]
Uuuh...

[DEEP SIGH]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[OX MOOING IN THE DISTANCE]

♪ Lay your little head ♪

♪ On my shoulder ♪

♪ And cry... ♪

[PAULINO] It was then,
during that relaxing moment,

that life showed me something.

Just like that, I felt a
strong jolt on the pole.

In a good way, of course!

My father once told me that
he fished a pneumatic tire.

I think that's the reason why
he caught pneumonia!

I was much better than him,
I fished four tires!

And a Beetle came along!

It was so incredible
I was gobsmacked!

It was just like the car Master
Ogog had foreseen.

From that day on, I was sure

that arriving in my Gogomobile,

would make Nena Juju

fall head over heels

in love with me!

I love you!

The car didn't have
any documentation,

but as I didn't have any either,
we were meant for each other!

The only thing I could think
of was skidding

on the curves
of Nena Juju's body!

I wasn't a very good driver

and the road had too many
curves for my liking.

Yep, I got lost a bit

because I took a few wrong turns,

but I was absolutely sure
I was getting home!

The thing is that
the Gogomobile was filthy,

so, before going after Nena Juju,

I decided to stop and have it washed.

[WATER SPLASHING]

Ah, my God in heaven!

Just look at this bloody shitty
crap I managed to do!

This thing won't come to anything.

We've been here for 30 days
and nothing happens.

Let's leave!

Attention! We are aborting
the operation.

Everything's wet, man!
I'll dry this,

or else things will get ugly!

Hey, are you nuts, fellow?
Put it right back!

I was absent-minded!
I'm drying it.

I'll put something in your hand
for you to dry!

No need to be rude, eh!

I repeat:
aborting operation.

Hold on! What's going on there?

Let me dry it, bro!
Don't be ungrateful!

[PULLING HARD]
Give it to me!

Ah, you idiot!
Look at what you did!

My money!
My God, what did you do?!

- Police, go!
- Police! Freeze!

- What is that?
- It's not mine! It's his!

Easy there,
I don't even know this dude!

Hands on the vehicle!
Go, hands on the vehicle!

Thank you for your help,
champion!

Don't mention it, wow, cool!
Yeah, piece of cake, bro!

I think I did no more
than my duty, agent!

If everyone does their part,

the universe would be
much better.

I feel honored,
I mean, not honored,

I feel privileged, brother!

Now tell me,
which operation is this one?

We still haven't named it.
Do you have any suggestions?

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

Wait a minute, there's something
wrong with your story!

The Car Wash operation
was in Brasilia.

Umm, you said you were
coming back from Minas?!

Well, I said I'm not a good driver

and that I got lost a bit, didn't I?

So, these things happen!

- Yes, they happen...
- Exactly!

Right, you helped
the Federal Police then?!

- I did!
- On the Car Wash Operation?!

That's right!

[LAUGHTER]

Sure I believe you!

[SIRENS FAST APPROACHING]

And? So what?

- Er...
- Say something.

Didn't you doubt me?

Paulino, this is the
information you asked me.

Indeed, Juju takes bus number 8765.

However, it is not
coming by at 16h34,

but at 17h22 with driver Anderson.

Cheers! So, I'll wait
a little longer, right?

Enjoying this nice afternoon,

breathing this fresh air
full of carbon dioxide.

And talking with my friend...
What's your name?

- Martina!
- How do you know my name?!

You're 39 years old,
single, live with your mother,

you attend the house of "Mãe-de-Santo
Eloah" in the district of Santa Cruz.

You claim your grandmother as
a dependent in your income tax return

and you have a bad credit record.

[WHISPERING] What
the hell is this? I'm horrified!

Well, Paulino, if you need anything,
just give us a shout, ok?

Thanks!

- Brazil owes you a lot, eh?
- Don't mention it!

Thanks, agent! You may call me
any time you want, alright?

Let me give you my new number,
'cause I changed it yesterday.

It's 994-443-333.

Damn, bro, how do you know?

The provider sent me the number yesterday,
I haven't memorized it yet!

Actually, I chose the number.

Behave yourselves, huh?

And you too!

You know what? I'm out!
Have a nice day!

Hi, what a beautiful love story
you were telling, young man!

Thank you very much!

Look, I caught just the end of it,
but it made me curious.

Did you and Juju get together after all?

[SIGHING]
Ah, sister, it was beautiful!

[MUSICAL HORN]

- Hey, what the hell?!
- Ah, sorry, sorry!

Ah, forgive me, sorry!

♪ You were the sun to me ♪

♪ Of an endless night ♪

♪ That has lit up who I am ♪

[PAULINO] And our love was
like a film on the big screen.

Like a film on the big screen!

♪ Now I know very well ♪

♪ I was born just to be ♪

♪ Your partner, your love ♪

♪ And only dying from pleasure ♪

♪ A case of chance ♪

♪ Well read on the tarot cards ♪

♪ My love, this love ♪

♪ is like open cards
lying on the table ♪

♪ Destiny's birth sign ♪

♪ What a surprise it had
in store for us ♪

♪ My love, our love ♪

♪ Was written in the stars ♪

♪ Yes, it was ♪

[PAULINO] Anywhere
we went, it was nice!

When we went to
watch a film together,

we saw ourselves as the
main artists on the screen!

[SIGHS AND MOANS]

[PAULINO]
Ah, Nena Juju and I

lived a fiery and crushing love!

♪ 'Cause without you, my lust ♪

♪ I don't know what I'll be ♪

[LASH AND SCREAM]

[PAULINO] Every day was
a pounding day back home.

[MOANS AND SIGHS]

Miss nun, I'm gonna have
to stop here,

'cause I can't tell you everything

we did, out of respect...

for your husband.

Ah, nonsense, my child!
I know how it is!

Love expresses itself
in many ways.

And has many tongues.

Well, as you mentioned tongues,
then, I'll tell you!

- May I tell you the full story?
- Yes, you may, of course!

Ah, first, Nena started
by playing the flute!

In a going-wet-coming-dry,
kinda way.

Then, suddenly,
I wasn't doing anything,

Nena jumped on top of me,
and then I thought:

[FAST FORWARDING]

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

And that's how we did everything!

And we even repeated it!

Miss nun, where are you?
Miss nun!

Damn it, what happened,
Miss nun?

Come here, let me help you, get up!
You are crazy!

I asked if I could keep
telling the story,

and that it was a dirty story,
and you said it was ok.

- May I finish the story?
- You may, my child...

But, please, skip that
intimate business of yours!

But I didn't even tell you half of it.

- Skip it!
- Alright!

After days of crotch rubbing,

Nena came with this weird
talk about marriage.

[SIGHING]
Ah, finally, the sacred bond!

[PAULINO]
So, I prepared the proposal.

I put the ring in her ice cream

so I could surprise her.

♪ Suspense ♪

Ah, how beautiful!

But she just swallowed
the whole thing.

My God...
Did she choke?

[ALTOGETHER]
Come out! Come out! Come out!

[PAULINO] It took half an
hour, but it came out eventually.

[ALTOGETHER]
Yaaay!

Ah, how nice.
So, did you get married?

- Everything by the book?
- No, it didn't happen.

It didn't happen because,
in all truth,

now comes the saddest part

of my life's story.

[SIGHING]
Ah, my God...

♪ Cheerful music ♪

[PAULINO] Everything
was going well with my life,

but then my friends
messed up with me.

Hey, Paulino, look what we
prepared for you!

Your stag party, dude!

[CELEBRATION]

[WOMAN]
Woo-hoo!

Look, ehh!!!

[BIRICOTICO]
The fun is about to start, sonny!

[PAULINO] No, guys! How
is this going to come off?

It comes off with time,
don't worry.

- I'm getting out of here, guys!
- No, no!

What the hell? No! Stop that!

A stag party is for having real fun!

You'll see something different

before seeing the
same thing forever!

I'm gonna get in serious
trouble with Nena Juju!

I'm off!

Hey! Are you really gonna do that to us?

We've prepared all of
this with you in mind!

We get it, Chico Groin!

We haven't even
saved on security!

You, brother, hands on the wall!

[BLOWS]

- Our bouncer, man!
- That's a hamster!

- What did you say?
- I was just joking!

- I was joking!
- Oof!

- Throw water! Throw water!
- Argh! Oomph!

Ouch! Argh! Ow!

Yo, turtle ass,
you almost broke my finger!

Where will I find
a doctor at this time?

Another reason to leave!

[BIRICOTICO] Do you know
what we're gonna do? You know?!

We're going to tell Gogo
that Neymar didn't come!

I mean, we're gonna tell Neymar

Gogo couldn't come and that's
it, the party's over! It's done, over!

Wait a minute,
are you kidding me?

Are you saying that Neymar

Has come to my stag party???

- He's over there!
- Look!

[PAULINO] I couldn't
disdain my number one fan.

Oh, no! My eyes
must be tricking me!

I'll tell you something,
I am really touched.

Thank you for coming!

[PAULINO] And that's
how I just stayed there.

♪ Maria's dog... ♪

[PAULINO]
And it was the greatest

stag party ever.

You know how
parties go, don't you?

A chat calls for a drink,
a drink calls for another drink,

and then the next one
comes and bites your bum.

Hey, one minute, please!
I wanna say a few words!

This party here is to remind us...

that we're not losing
a bachelor brother,

but winning a married one!

And a real party must
have a cake!

[APPLAUSE]

[CELSO] And I was the one
who prepared the surprise, huh?

It was you!?

[LAUGHS]

Now I'm worried, huh?

You don't need to, you're going to
like what's in there!

That's true, see?
Because everybody here likes it!

[HELINO] So, Paulino?
Are you gonna cut it or not?

Cut it! Cut it!

[ALTOGETHER]
Cut it! Cut it!

I'm gonna cut it! Help me out.
Help me out!

- Cut it! Cut it!
- Help me. Ahn...

[CHATTERING]

Humm! That's it,
I'm gonna cut it.

- Well done!
- That's it!

♪ Indian music ♪

♪

Celso Anvil, you...

you've chosen the right number
for me! That's my type, man.

I knew you would like it!

[PAULINO LAUGHING]
Yeah!

Wait a second... hmm!

She kinda looks like Nena Juju!

Argh!!!

Grrrr!!!

What's this?!

- You son of a whore!!!
- You crazy?! Now the shit hits the fan!

Do you like it, Gogo?
The idea to bring Juju was mine.

And you'll be the last to get
beaten up.

Nena, for the love of God, I'm innocent,
I didn't even want to be here!

I was dragged here by my buddies.

[BIRICOTICO] Ah, Lord! It's a
good thing my wife isn't here!

That's what you think.
I've called them all.

You're gonna get beaten up!

[NENA JUJU]
Let's go, girls!

You're gonna pay for it!
You bunch of perverts!

- Easy!
- Pervert!

[SCREAMING]

- Run, catch the dwarf!
- C'mon! C'mon!

[OBJECTS BREAKING]

[HELINO]
Wait, wait! Easy there!

The dwarf! It was the dwarf's idea!

[SCREAMS]

Everyone's getting beaten up!
I don't deserve it!!!

I don't deserve it!

[PAULINO] Nena Juju had
found out everything I did.

She went away... and took
everything with her!

She was gone... vanished!

I made myself look bad.

Nena Juju ditched everything.

Me... her beauty parlor,
the neighbourhood...

She left everything behind.

♪ Sad background music ♪

No one had news about her.

Not even her friends...

nor her family! Nobody!

♪

♪ Suspenseful background music ♪

My friends didn't know
what else to do to help me.

I went to look for Nena Juju
as far as Minas Gerais!

What's wrong, Gogo?
Are you scared?

I spent three years racking
my brains after Nena Juju.

No?

Until one day...

Someone knocked on my door
and slipped a note underneath it.

The note said that Nena Juju

was on the 8765 bus.

Ahh, I'm waiting for
the big love of my life to arrive!

Nena Juju!

She's going to arrive very soon,
at that bus stop over there.

Ahh! Don't be so hopeful,
young man.

You won't meet her again today.

Hey, go curse someone else!

Jeez!

Even the Federal Police
confirmed that Nena is coming

on the 8765 bus.

Yes... she might actually come.

But the problem is

the 8765 doesn't stop here.

It stops at the other
side of the park.

Holy father! What a terrible blunder
you've made, Miss nun!

Why didn't you warn me before?!

Excuse me!!!

♪ Cheerful background music ♪

♪

Nena Juju!!!

Out of my way birds!

♪

Nena, don't go!

She's gone!

♪ Sad background music ♪

♪

♪ Smooth background music ♪

Juju?

They told me you were here.

No one told you anything.
I slipped the note under your door.

- So, have you forgiven me?
- Not yet!

I mean... Anger fades away slowly.

Damn, even after three years?!

If you keep grumbling about it,
I'll go away for three more years!

- Is that what you want?
- No, for the love of God!

Here! Nena, look...
I've brought something for you!

With love and tenderness,
a box of chocolate. I know you like it.

Now, let me ask
you something, Nena.

Why did you look for me?

[BIRDS SINGING IN THE DISTANCE]

Because of him.

[PAULINO]
Wow, what a handsome boy!

Are you working as a sitter?

Of course not! You're still
the same donkey as ever...

You can't notice
anything around you.

I'm not working as a sitter.

That boy over there...

is our son.

Our son?!
Are you kidding me?

I'm serious!
That is Paulino Thumpthump.

Paulino!

Come here with mom!
Come, kiddo! Come here!

Come here with mommy,
come! Come, my son.

Give your daddy a hug.
A very nice hug!

Do you want to see me play?!

Of course I do, son!
Does he know how to play it?

Sort of.
Play for him, c'mon!

♪ "Little Brazil" ♪

That kid is my son!
He has a knack for it.

His face, his gaze!
See how he looks at things!

His little mouth...
this kid is my son for real.

I won't even need
to have a DNA test.

Are you saying he might
not be your son?

No, I didn't say that.
Just the opposite, right?

He looks just like me!
Nena, let me tell you something.

I want...

to say to you, Nena, that I...

am really glad
that you came back.

Nena, look...

you can count on me
for whatever comes.

♪ Smooth background music ♪

And then the Sergeant came up
to me and said: "Private Gogo!

I didn't see you today at
the camouflage class."

[LAUGHING]
Then I said: "Thank you, Sergeant!"

If he didn't see me, it's because
I was well camouflaged, right?

Yes! You're very good
at storytelling.

Ahh, I really am.

- Haven't I told you a story?
- Never! Not a single story.

And one thing I love
is listening to a good story.

But... why didn't you
say so before?

Hum... why didn't you ask me?!

If you had told me a story before,
you would've won my heart a long time ago!

You wouldn't have to pretend
to be that person you're not.

♪

Cootie?!

This time it wasn't Cootie.

This time it was Real romance!

It was... It was love!

It was passion!

It was heart...
it was pure emotion.

It was the peace dove...

that flew to find

our eternal happiness!

♪

[PAULINO] And after
that day, I learned that,

in order to keep
my Nena Juju happy,

I just had to tell
her a story everyday.

About me, about her.

There are so many stories,
that I'm thinking about

making money with them!

That's what I always say, eh?

I keep telling my stories...
because the thing is that...

"he who has no money
tells stories."

That's very important!
Do you agree, mister?

Are you speaking to me?

- Nice to meet you, Paulino Gogo.
- Nice to meet you!

What is your label?

- Sorry? I don't understand.
- Your brand.

- Ah! You mean, my name!
- Yeah! Yeah...

- It's Carlos Alberto de Nobrega.
- Carlos Alberto de Nobrega...

Carlos Alber... I'm gonna
call you Cazalbeh!

- Not Cazalbeh!
- Too intimate, right?

- My sidekick!
- Sidekick?

- My sidekick!
- I don't know what it means, but whatever!

Hey, sidekick, tell me something...

do you think it's possible
to keep a family...

just by telling stories?

Of course it is!

Because stories...

are tools of life.

Some person's life story,

sometimes it becomes an
example for your own life.

- Yep...
- And there's another thing too.

- Err... Sidekick, is it?
- Yep! Yes!

To tell a story...
you need so little!

So little!
A small park...

a bench, a friend...
and there comes a story.

Ahhh! That's nice, huh!

Nice! I'm gonna memorize that!

Yes, memorize it!

Done, memorized. So...
I'm looking at you here.

Hmm...

Your caricature kinda
looks familiar.

What caricature, young man?

I've seen that mug somewhere.

I've seen it, I've seen it!

[LAUGHING]
My caricature... Right!

I just can't remember from where!

Err... Now, since you're here,

Huh?

Don't you wanna listen
to a story of mine?

Listen, do I look like someone...

who sits on a park bench...

listening to stories? Ah, I have
more important things to do, sidekick!

- 'Till later!
- Cazalbeh!

- Let me read my newspaper!
- Sidekick! It's because...

[CARLOS ALBERTO] I was
chilling out, then you came...

- Nena Juju...
- I was polite with you.

♪ It's Paulino Gogo! ♪

♪ I'm telling a story ♪

♪ And I don't miss a trick ♪

♪ Who makes
our people happy? ♪

♪ It's Paulino Gogo! ♪

Nena did some sh...

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[CARLOS ALBERTO LAUGHING]
No!!!

[FAST FORWARDING]

[AUDIENCE STILL LAUGHING]

[CARLOS ALBERTO LAUGHING]

[CARLOS ALBERTO COUGHING]

[PAULINO] Do you want some
water? Do you want some water?

[LAUGHS]

Cazalbeh, I liked her.
I liked Sue Ellen...

[CARLOS ALBERTO]
You know she's a man, don't you?

- Of course I know!
- Ah, good! Ahh, good!

- Of course I know!
- What he has, you also have.

- It's easier. Do you know why?
- Huh?

Over there, what I
want is already guaranteed.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[CARLOS ALBERTO LAUGHING]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

- Tell me, do you want me to stop?
- No...

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]
So... ow, my Lord!

Hey, I'll tell you something.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

I'll tell you something...

Then, a lady came by...

an ugly lady,
with two children, Cazalbeh.

Then I looked, I looked
at her, and said:

"Ma'am, are they twins?"

Then she got all rude and said:
"You animal...

can't you see that one
is younger than the other?

One is 9 years old
and the other is 3 years old.

How can you say...
how the hell can you say...

how do you have the courage
to ask if they are twins?"

Then I said: "It's just really hard to
believe that someone fucked you twice."

[LAUGHTER]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Hey Marcelo...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[LAUGHTER]

Can I, can I? Hey, Cazalbeh...

Let me speak...

Let me speak,
let's change the subject.

Thing were a bit weird...

Everything disorganized.
The lion, king of the animals...

the lion said: "Guys, attention,
we're going to organize things here.

I can't control your feelings.

But since you want to
do what you're doing,

at least do it with
the same species!

Or else you're gonna
mess everything up!

Alright? Look, male giraffes
with female giraffes...

Male hippos with their females
and so on.

Or, at least, do as
the elephant's doing,

look over there,
he's wearing a condom!

Right? Look...

The condom seems a bit tight but
at least he's protecting himself!"

Then, Cazalbeh, the elephant
said: "Hey, mister lion.

Please, I don't want to
interrupt you or anything...

but it's not a condom, it's just the
rattlesnake playing my flute."

[EVERYONE LAUGHING]

♪ The one who has no
money tell stories ♪

♪ The one who has a knack
Gets everywhere ♪

♪ What you can't do
is complain about life ♪

Aaah, Cazalbeh!

♪ And the one who has no
money tell stories ♪

♪ The one who has the swing
Gets everywhere ♪

♪ What you can't do
Is complain about life ♪

♪ Make a lemonade
With the lemons it gives you ♪

♪ And the one who has no
money tell stories ♪

♪ The one who has sway
Gets everywhere ♪

♪ What you can't do
Is complain about life ♪

♪ Make a lemonade
With the lemons it gives you ♪

♪ And the one who has no
money tell stories ♪

- Hey, Paulino Gogo!
- Hey! We're on, partner!

- True fact?!
- Yup, it's so nice!

[ANDERSON]
Yep! Just call Biricotico!

[LAUGHS IN THE BACKGROUND]

♪ The one who has no money
tells stories! Yeah! ♪

[PAULINO LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND]