Naruto: Hidden Leaf Village Grand Sports Festival (2004) - full transcript
Naruto struggles to use the restroom as he and his friends compete in a sports festival.
Here in the Land of Fire,
the mightiest of the Five Great Nations,
lies the Hidden Leaf Village -
home to many skilled Ninjas...
Our story begins with
a young knucklehead Ninja,
who by a cruel twist of fate,
carries the spirit of a Nine-tailed
fox spirit within his body.
Not one to be deterred
the boy continues to train,
seeking to become Hokage,
the village's top Ninja.
This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki...
Awright!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
The annual...Hidden Leaf Village
Grand Sports Festival!
The winning team gets
one whole week of paid vacation.
Let's nail this one, Sasuke!
Awright, let's do it!
Oh man, my stomach's
not feelin' so hot...
Hey, Naruto! The opening ceremonies're
about to start!
It's gonna blow!
Move! Move! Move!
WHY?!
- Forget it...
- On your marks!
- Guess I'm just gonna hafta hold it and run.
- Get set!
Out of the way! Comin' through!
Not again! Are you kidding me?!
Dammit!
Hey, Naruto!
Where do you think you're going?!
Too crowded down there!
Maybe this way... Huh?
Why do they have to clean
the bathroom at a time like this?!
The ladies room...
I-I suppose this is an emergency...
Naruto...
Gotta...hold...it!
H-Hinata?!
Hey there, Hinata. What's up?
Well, um... Naruto,
I...I uh...have something...
I was hoping...to um...
to tell you.
Let's hear it already...
Next up is the obstacle course!
All competitors report on the double!
You're going to be in this right?
Naruto, good luck to you!
So that's all she had to tell me...?
Geez! What kind of obstacles
are these?!
T-This is...
Oh man...
You have gotta be kidding me!
It had to be milk now, didn't it?!
And a whole liter to boot?!
Naruto! We'll get the paid vacation!
Now drink it and get moving!
It's so painful...
I forgot that they have porta-potties
for all of the athletes!
I'm almost there...
Just four more steps.
Three more steps...
two more steps...
just one more step to go...
Human Boulder!
What's up, Naruto?
- Give me back my porta-potties!
- Hey, cut it out!
- Ino told me I should be working...
- Let go, idiot!
on my bowling technique.
What did you do that for?!
You monster!
Who? Who are you calling monster?
- Are you telling me we can't practice?
- Uhh... I...I...
Next up is Mega Bowling!
All competitors to the field!
Huh? All right! Choji, Shikamaru!
It's our turn!
- Let's do it!
- Aw, geez...
C'mon, Naruto...
You're competing in this
round too, aren't you?
Don't! Hey! Stupid! Let me go!
Just kill me already, why don't you?!
Naruto, move!
What're you doing, you loser?!
Don't push!
Desperate times call for
desperate measures!
Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Awright, you guys!
Get your butts out on that field
and take my place!
We gonna wait in line for you, right?
Leave it to me!
- It's gonna blow!
- It's gonna blow!
It's gonna...blow!
Good luck...
I'm counting on all of you...
- It's gonna blow!
- Outta the way!
- I'm first!
- No, I am!
You guys...
- Quit pushin'!
- It's an emergency! I'm gonna burst!
Hurry up in there!
Shut up! I just sat down!
Thanks for saving me a spot.
I can take it from here.
Finally... The moment of bliss is at hand....
OCCUPIED
No! My clone locked the door
from the inside and vanished!
Hello?! Is anyone in there?!
Can you hear me?!
Anybody?! Anybody at all?!
Hey! If anybody's in there,
I'm beggin' ya to get out!
It's occupied.
Why'd it have to be Shino?!
Wait your turn in the restroom...
And keep it clean.
Those are the rules.
That's why I could never
relate to this guy...
- Please, just hurry it up, okay?!
- Next is the relay race!
- I don't think I can hold it any longer!
- All competitors report immediately!
Are you coming out?!
Shino, please wrap it up quick!
Now is the time to endure.
What the--?!
Hey! Are you crazy?!
- Let go of me! C'mon, let go!
- The relay is the last event of the day.
Hey! Shino!
You guys are in the lead,
I can't just let you run off.
- It's against the rules.
- Please, I'm begging you!
You idiot!
This is why I never liked you!
On your marks! Get set!
Move it, Billboard Brow!
Shut up, Ino-Pig!
Sakura... C'mon, c'mon...
I didn't think Choji could win
with running anyway...
Please, Sasuke, hurry...
Damn Sasuke, what's taking you so long?!
You loser. Get a move on already!
What're you, trying to kill me?
I think I'm reaching
my limit here...
If this goes on much longer,
it's not gonna be pretty...
Since it's come to this,
I better finish this thing quick
and run straight to bathroom.
He's fast!
Go, Naruto!
What's gotten into him?
I did it! Now I'm not stopping!
Huh?
Where are you going?
I know it's a drag,
but we still have the Awards Ceremony...
You did it, Naruto!
We get the paid vacation!
Congratulations... Naruto...
Well...that's it...
I can't hold it anymore...
- What'd you eat?! It stinks!
- Holy Cow! What is that?!
- No way!
- Yuck!
- N-Naruto, you...!
- Someone!
That's strong, even for him...
Naruto!
I'm so happy!
With teeth clenched, he endures.
(Gyu-ru-ru)
With a forced smile, he endures
That's the Naruto way of life.
Stomaching it, swallowing it...
And bearing down hard, he endures.
Stretching tight, straightening his back...
And casting a fleeting smile, he endures.
But if it still doesn't work?
Run at top speed!
With teeth clenched, he endures.
(Gyu-ru-ru)
With a forced smile, he endures.
That's the Ninja way of life.
That's the Naruto way of life.
the mightiest of the Five Great Nations,
lies the Hidden Leaf Village -
home to many skilled Ninjas...
Our story begins with
a young knucklehead Ninja,
who by a cruel twist of fate,
carries the spirit of a Nine-tailed
fox spirit within his body.
Not one to be deterred
the boy continues to train,
seeking to become Hokage,
the village's top Ninja.
This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki...
Awright!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
The annual...Hidden Leaf Village
Grand Sports Festival!
The winning team gets
one whole week of paid vacation.
Let's nail this one, Sasuke!
Awright, let's do it!
Oh man, my stomach's
not feelin' so hot...
Hey, Naruto! The opening ceremonies're
about to start!
It's gonna blow!
Move! Move! Move!
WHY?!
- Forget it...
- On your marks!
- Guess I'm just gonna hafta hold it and run.
- Get set!
Out of the way! Comin' through!
Not again! Are you kidding me?!
Dammit!
Hey, Naruto!
Where do you think you're going?!
Too crowded down there!
Maybe this way... Huh?
Why do they have to clean
the bathroom at a time like this?!
The ladies room...
I-I suppose this is an emergency...
Naruto...
Gotta...hold...it!
H-Hinata?!
Hey there, Hinata. What's up?
Well, um... Naruto,
I...I uh...have something...
I was hoping...to um...
to tell you.
Let's hear it already...
Next up is the obstacle course!
All competitors report on the double!
You're going to be in this right?
Naruto, good luck to you!
So that's all she had to tell me...?
Geez! What kind of obstacles
are these?!
T-This is...
Oh man...
You have gotta be kidding me!
It had to be milk now, didn't it?!
And a whole liter to boot?!
Naruto! We'll get the paid vacation!
Now drink it and get moving!
It's so painful...
I forgot that they have porta-potties
for all of the athletes!
I'm almost there...
Just four more steps.
Three more steps...
two more steps...
just one more step to go...
Human Boulder!
What's up, Naruto?
- Give me back my porta-potties!
- Hey, cut it out!
- Ino told me I should be working...
- Let go, idiot!
on my bowling technique.
What did you do that for?!
You monster!
Who? Who are you calling monster?
- Are you telling me we can't practice?
- Uhh... I...I...
Next up is Mega Bowling!
All competitors to the field!
Huh? All right! Choji, Shikamaru!
It's our turn!
- Let's do it!
- Aw, geez...
C'mon, Naruto...
You're competing in this
round too, aren't you?
Don't! Hey! Stupid! Let me go!
Just kill me already, why don't you?!
Naruto, move!
What're you doing, you loser?!
Don't push!
Desperate times call for
desperate measures!
Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Awright, you guys!
Get your butts out on that field
and take my place!
We gonna wait in line for you, right?
Leave it to me!
- It's gonna blow!
- It's gonna blow!
It's gonna...blow!
Good luck...
I'm counting on all of you...
- It's gonna blow!
- Outta the way!
- I'm first!
- No, I am!
You guys...
- Quit pushin'!
- It's an emergency! I'm gonna burst!
Hurry up in there!
Shut up! I just sat down!
Thanks for saving me a spot.
I can take it from here.
Finally... The moment of bliss is at hand....
OCCUPIED
No! My clone locked the door
from the inside and vanished!
Hello?! Is anyone in there?!
Can you hear me?!
Anybody?! Anybody at all?!
Hey! If anybody's in there,
I'm beggin' ya to get out!
It's occupied.
Why'd it have to be Shino?!
Wait your turn in the restroom...
And keep it clean.
Those are the rules.
That's why I could never
relate to this guy...
- Please, just hurry it up, okay?!
- Next is the relay race!
- I don't think I can hold it any longer!
- All competitors report immediately!
Are you coming out?!
Shino, please wrap it up quick!
Now is the time to endure.
What the--?!
Hey! Are you crazy?!
- Let go of me! C'mon, let go!
- The relay is the last event of the day.
Hey! Shino!
You guys are in the lead,
I can't just let you run off.
- It's against the rules.
- Please, I'm begging you!
You idiot!
This is why I never liked you!
On your marks! Get set!
Move it, Billboard Brow!
Shut up, Ino-Pig!
Sakura... C'mon, c'mon...
I didn't think Choji could win
with running anyway...
Please, Sasuke, hurry...
Damn Sasuke, what's taking you so long?!
You loser. Get a move on already!
What're you, trying to kill me?
I think I'm reaching
my limit here...
If this goes on much longer,
it's not gonna be pretty...
Since it's come to this,
I better finish this thing quick
and run straight to bathroom.
He's fast!
Go, Naruto!
What's gotten into him?
I did it! Now I'm not stopping!
Huh?
Where are you going?
I know it's a drag,
but we still have the Awards Ceremony...
You did it, Naruto!
We get the paid vacation!
Congratulations... Naruto...
Well...that's it...
I can't hold it anymore...
- What'd you eat?! It stinks!
- Holy Cow! What is that?!
- No way!
- Yuck!
- N-Naruto, you...!
- Someone!
That's strong, even for him...
Naruto!
I'm so happy!
With teeth clenched, he endures.
(Gyu-ru-ru)
With a forced smile, he endures
That's the Naruto way of life.
Stomaching it, swallowing it...
And bearing down hard, he endures.
Stretching tight, straightening his back...
And casting a fleeting smile, he endures.
But if it still doesn't work?
Run at top speed!
With teeth clenched, he endures.
(Gyu-ru-ru)
With a forced smile, he endures.
That's the Ninja way of life.
That's the Naruto way of life.