Napoleon Bunny-Part (1956) - full transcript

"Napoleon Bunny-Part" (1956)
with Bugs Bunny, Napoleon Bonaparte, and "Mugsy"

subtitles by bludingutz

[ buzzing sound growing louder ]

[ buzzing ]

*knock!* *knock!* *knock!* *knock!*
[ buzzing ]

[ buzzing ]

[ tiles clinking ]
[ buzzing ]

*Pop!*

*Clink!*
*Pop!*

Heey, where am I??

Huh...



One wrong toin off da Hollywood Freeway...

and I end up in a theater lobby!

Well...as long as I'm here,
I might as well see da show!

Hope it's a Cowboy and Injun picture!

Don't botha, Mac - I'll find
myself a seat down front!

**creeeeeeeaaaaaak!**

[ heavy French accent
Ahhh! C'est La Guerre!

Zey will take ze high road,
and I will take ze low road

And I will be in
Scotland before zem!

Eh, heh heh heh heh heh heeeeh!

[ in conspiratorial tone ]
Hey, uh, Doc...

Doc...

Who, me?

C'm'ere a minnit...



Where're ya puttin' de artillery?

Uhh...zere!

Uh-uh....

Here

Non, non! Here!

Here

I am ze Emperor, and I say here!

Isn't that a coincidence?

That's just where I
decided it should be!

Ze Emperor makes ze
decisions around here!!

It will go zere!
**Whap!!**

Okaaay...it goes zere!

Ahhh, ze plans are perfect!

I will conquer ze world!

*sniff!* *sniff!*

*sniff!* *sniff!*
*sniff!* *sniff!*

***Sniiifff!***

Yeeechh...

Yeeeecchh...

Yeeeech-zh-zh...

Yeeeeecccch...

Y-YEEEEEECCCH...

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHOOOO!!!

[ pieces clinking ]

Ze plans are ruined!!!

Guaaaaaaaaard!!!

Le sabotuer!

Le Spy!

[ drum playing march cadence ]

[ bugle call ]

**click!**

**WHAP!!**

Arrest ze fool! Ze Spy!

Duuhhookaay, Boss!

[ talking very fast ]
Oh just a minnit fellas I'll have to
run if I'm gonna catch the five-fifteen!

Halt!

[ Guard ]: Haalt!

[ skidding sound ]

**Boink!**
[ Napoleon ]: Ow-ooh-ooh-oooh-oohhh-ooohhhhhh!!!

[ Yelling excitedly in "French" ]

Sacr? Idiot!

**boing**

Well?? I am waiting, Monsiuer!

I hate this!

**Boing!**

WHOO-OH-OH-OH! OH! OW-WOOO!

**THUMP!**

Now: get that rabbit!!