Nanban (2012) - full transcript
Two buddies Venkatramakrishnan and Sevalkodi Senthil set out in search of their long lost friend Panchavan Parivendan aka Pari. They have a nerd Srivatsan for company and through intermittent flashbacks we are told that Pari, a bright, yet free-spirited student, who through his charisma is able to convince his two friends to think for themselves, follow their heart and take challenges with a positive attitude chanting his mantra: all is well. Pari wants to change the education system and often lock horns with Professor Virumandi Santhanam the Principal whose says: "Life is a race - Run Run Run". He wins the heart of Virumandi's daughter Riya and the film is about his journey.
Hello
Yeah, Venkat speaking
Really?!
Sir, kindly switch off
your mobile phone
1 second please
Excuse me
Sir, please sit down
Captain, there's a medical emergency
Chennai...Air lndia 101
returning due to medical emergency
Hold still
Oh my God! l'm alright
Only my favorite
Goddess has saved me
You can go now
l'll find my way out
- Gentleman, wait
-70Kgs!
Start the car
- Ramba Rao?
- That's me
Should l show you
my name as tattoo for proof?
Let's go
Go to Adyar
l thought l had to
drop you in Andhra Club?
Yes, go via Adyar
Yes, Venkat
l'll be at your place
in 5 minutes...be ready
Wassup...so early!?
Srivatsan called me
Silencer?
He said Pari is here
Pari?!!
lf we want to meet Pari, he asked us to
be at our college water tank at 8:00 a.m
l had to pretend a heart attack
in mid air to come back now
- Oh crap!
You can relieve yourself later
come outside soon
l'll be there
right now
Paru, l'll be back soon
Thanks
l forgot my shoes
We traced our friend Pari
What?
My socks stink
l'll somehow manage
Oi! You forgot
to wear your pants!
Sorry...urgent
Stop here
Andhra club, sir?
You can go to Andhra later
Now go to ldeal engineering college
Okay, sir
Amnesia or fashion!?
Pant?!
Stop...stop...stop
Sir, Andhra club
Why are you in such a hurry?
You go straight to the airport
Brother will be waiting for you
Take him to Andhra club
He is also Ramba Rao!
This is Ramba Rao speaking
Where is my car?
l'm waiting in that same spot
you asked me to
l've searched everywhere
but the runway!
Pari....
Srivatsa!
Where is Pari?
Tell me. Where's Pari?
Hello losers!
l am back
Have a drink, man
You too
Where is Pari
First check this out
Super!
l didn't ask you to praise my wife
See the bungalow behind her
4 million U.S dollars
- l am talking about bungalow
- Wife is average looking!
Swimming pool...heated
Living room
Maple wood flooring
My new Lamborghini 6496cc
Why are you showing all this
to us like a real estate agent?
Where is Pari?
Did you guys forget?
Come with me
Where's he off to?
Mark this date, guys
10 years later we'll meet here
same day...same place
We'll see who's made it big then
lt's a challenge. Will you be here?
lf you have the guts
agree to this deal
Do you remember?
l wagered a bet with that
smart-ass in this same place
l am a MAN, l won
You good-for-nothing losers!
Hit you!
Shameless fellow
l got down from a flight in mid air!
He forgot to even wear his pants
For past 10 years we've been
hunting for our friend Pari
We don't even know
if he is alive or not
Did you ask us to come here
to humor your ego?!
Chill, dude
l knew he won't be here
He's rubbing salt
on to our wounds!
Let's push him down
Venkat! Let go
Why did you ask us to come here?
To meet Pari
Lets go check
if he's a big shot or l am
Which means...
you know where he is?
Yes
Where is Pari?
He's in Ootacamund
Don't get it? Ooty!
No one can emulate my friend
He changed every fad and trend
Buddy, where did you disappear?
Daily we longed for our friend so dear
He embroidered our hearts in friendship
He made us teary-eyed with his kinship
Like a mother's lap is his shoulder
He's our umbilical cord linked far
Friendship beyond love so true
more than a flight of steps it grew
Your friendship is our treasure
You developed in us a new picture
We flew so high
like fluffy clouds in the sky
Paving our path with a new bouquet
why did you abandon us halfway?
Like a child searching for his mother
without you how can we go farther?!
No one can emulate my friend
He changed every fad and trend
Buddy, where did you disappear?
Daily we longed for our friend so dear
Pari
Panchavan Parivedthan
As unique as his name
What our teachers and parents didn't
in 20 years, he taught us in just 4 years!
He identified myself to me!
Life is a marathon
lf we don't run fast enough
others will overtake us!
Even to be born we have to
compete with 300 million sperms!
l was born in 1980 at 10:20 a.m
At 10:21 my dad announced,
''l've got an engineer-son''!
Venkat Ramakrishnan B.E
And my fate was sealed
But no one asked me
what l wanted to be!
Sevarkodi Senthil
Venkat Ramakrishnan
Panchavan Parivendhan
- Room number?
-34
Let's go
l am Mani Maaran
l'm called MM
short for millimeter
To buy tea & coffee, wash & iron clothes,
copy assignments, l am all in all for all
But studying is up to you
Fixed rate , No bargain
Hey! Millimeter
One minute
You want to click snaps?
Go ahead
This is kilobyte
This is mega byte
This is their mother
Giga byte!
...but nothing bite!
Saraswathi namasthubyam
Varade kamarupini. - What undiluted devotion!
Vidyarambam karishyami
Siddhir bhavatu me sada
- Hi!l am Venkat
- l'm Senthil
Vani Saraswathi Vaag Devi
He thinks God will make him pass
Oi! Out
Hey! Millimeter
What's your meter?!
To carry 1 box for 1 km is Rs 2
- For 2 boxes 2 kms Rs 8
- Here's a tenner For You
l don't have a habit
of accepting tips
Okay...fine
Tonight, make sure you wear briefs
without holes for the fresher's party!
Boss you are great
Bless us
Our seniors made us fall
at their feet, in our briefs
Though l fell at our seniors' feet
l looked up to see Pari's face!
That was my 1st glimpse of Pari
- Boss
- What?
Look at our new volunteer?
Come...come...welcome!
Greetings, bro
What's your name?
Panchavan Parivendhan
What sort of a name is this?
King Pari who gave up
his chariot for a creeper
Now give your pants to our boss
Strip...strip
Are you deaf or what?
Wet pants will only
give you pneumonia!
Strip
All is well
All is well
What?!
All is well
Are you a Christian?
Hey! James Bond!
Tell him what to do
Take off your pants, man
Or he'll piss on you
Why are you showing off
your Engish now?
l was born in Coimbatore
l studied in California
So little slow in Tamil
There's no rush
You can show off your Tamil
Why did you get into
your pants so soon?
Strip!
Remove your trousers
Otherwise he will bless you
with his 'pees-ful' offering!
Peaceful offering?
- What language is this?
- Archaic Thamizh!
Oi! Come out
lf you don't...
on your door...
...l'll pee
l'll count till 10
lf you don't come, l'll pee in front of
your door through out this semester
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Boss, you are great
Bless me
Salt water is a great conductor of electricity
We learnt that in 8th grade as theory
Pari applied it practically
Dr Virumandi Sandanam
Our college principal
Students fondly call him 'Virus'
Life was all about competitions
He never wished anyone to win
Time is precious to him
So much so, his shirts have
no buttons, only velcro!
He doesn't tie a tie
He wears it!
He's ambidextrous
like actor Rajini in the film Sivaji!
He even tries to write with
both his feet at the same time
After lunch he takes a power nap
for exactly 7 1/2 minutes
Even then, he makes use of that time
by putting up with unproductive work!
Strict orders to Govindhan to cut his nails,
shave, tweeze his nostril hair during break
Virus is bringing eggs for us
All of you come out
What is this?
- Cuckoo, sir
..And this?
Cuckoo's nest
Wrong
Cuckoo never builds her own nest
Do you know where a cuckoo lays her nest?
Always in a crow's nest
First day and he keeps talking of
cuckoos, crows and ciphers!
Seems like a bad omen!
When the eggs hatch,
do you know what happens?
Cuckoo's young ones
push the crows' eggs down
Competition is over
Life begins with murder
That is nature
Compete or die
You are like this cuckoo
These are crow's eggs
that you pushed down
Don't forget...every year we get
4 lakh applications to this college
Only 200 get selected
You are part of the 200
Others are broken eggs
My own son applied thrice
He ended up as a broken egg
Life is a race
You've got to run fast
Otherwise the one behind you
will trample and overtake you
Let me tell you a very interesting story
This is an astronaut's pen
Due to lack of gravity in outer space
ball point and fountain pens don't function
Many scientists at the expense of
many million dollars, have invented this pen
This space pen can be used at
any temperature at whatever angle
One day, when l was a student
our director called me
Virumandi Sandanam
Yes, sir
Come here
l got scared
He showed me this pen and said...
'This is a symbol of excellence
l'm gifting it to you
The day you find an extra-ordinary
student like you, give this to him'
l am waiting to do so for past 32 years
l'm yet to find such a student
At least in this batch will one of you
be worthy of this pen?
Yes, sir
Hands down
Should l announce specially for you?
Sir, l have a doubt?
-ask
lf a pen didn't write in space
they could have used a pencil!
lt would have only cost Rs2!!!
Disperse
Time for class to begin
Oi! He's a real tough cookie!
Yesterday, he taught our seniors a lesson
Today, he made Virus speechless
We must be on our guard with him
You gave Virus himself a nasty medicine!
Boss, you are great
Bless me
Get up
You're not going to school?
lt's your father who pays?
Let him go
He's just a kid
You don't need fees
to study in a school
Just an uniform will do
Whichever school you like
get that uniform stitched
Sit in that class room
without uttering a single word
Who will find you out
in this crowd?
But if they do?
Change school
and change uniform
Did you hear that?
He has something...a spark!
He looks at ordinary stuff
in a totally new perspective
ln Virus's cuckoo flock
he stood apart as a peacock!
We were all professor's robots!
He was the only human amongst us
What is a machine?
What are you rejoicing?
My dream from childhood
is to become an engineer, sir
l am so happy to be here
Enough of being happy!
Define a machine
Sir, a machine is anything
that reduces human effort
Can you please elaborate?
Sir, whatever gadget makes time
and human effort easier is a machine
When we sweat,
we tap a switch
Fan...machine, sir!
lf we want to talk
to our friend far away
Phone...machine, sir
We are surrounded by machines!
From a pen's nib to a pant zip
it's a 'machine' world
One second up,
next second down
Up down
Up down
What's the definition?
That's what l was saying now
ls this what you'll write in your exam?
ls this a machine?
Up down
up down
ldiot!
Anybody else?
Sir?
Machines are any combination
of bodies so connected...
...that their relative motions are constrained
and by means of which force and motion
...may be transmitted and modified
as a screw and its nut or a lever arranged to turn
about a forearm or a pulley
about its pivot etc...
Especially a construction
more or less complex
consisting of a combination of moving parts...
...or simple mechanical elements
such as wheels, levers, cams etc
V.V.Good!
Perfect
Thank you sir
Please sit down
This is what l too said
...in simple terms
for everyone to grasp
You should then join a Govt. Arts college
But we should be able to understand
whatever we study, right sir?
What's the use of blindly
memorizing what's in our syllabus?
Oh! So you claim to be more
intelligent than these books?
lf you want to pass the exams
this is what you have to write
l just wan...
-Get out
lf you need to be told
in simple terms...get out!
ldiot!
So you got the definition of a machine
A machine is a combination of various elements
or links used to transform otherforms of energy into
Why are you back here?
l forgot, sir
What did you forget?
lnstruments that record, analyze, summarize,
organize, debate and explain information
...that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hard bound,
paperback, jacketed or non jacketed...
...with forward, introduction,
table of contents, index
that are intended for the
enlightenment, understanding
...enrichment, enhancement
and education of
the human brain through
sensory route of vision
...sometimes touch
Means?
Book, sir
Definition by the book
l forgot to take my books
That's why l came back
Why didn't you give this same
simple explanation earlier?
That's what l tried, sir...but
You don't like anything simplified!
Pari was an outstanding student
He'll forever be standing
None of the professors
liked the questions he asked
They'll immediately shoo him
out of the class
He'll promptly go and sit
in our seniors' class
When asked why, he'll philosophize that
knowledge can be sought in any level!
Similar to Pari in ideology
was Paneer Selvam
- Excuse me, sir
- Tell me, Paneer Selvam
When's our convocation?
Why?
So that my parents
can come from my village, sir
l need to book train tickets for them
l am the 1st engineer from our village
Even my relatives want to come
1st call your dad
Please, please, hurry up
Don't waste my time
Hello
Father, l'm Paneer speaking
How are you, my son?
l am fine
Siva Prakasam, your son won't
become an engineer this year
So don't book tickets
and waste your money
Why, sir?
He didn't get his project ready in time
He didn't like the project l suggested
Of his own accord he chose to make
a toy helicopter that kids play with
He's a good student, sir
Hey! Listen to me
lt's very unrealistic
and it won't work
You might as well start a poultry farm for him
At least he can watch a cock fly!!!
l am in the completion stage
ls your project ready?
Just see my project once, sir
Submit it
l'll see it
Just give me some grace time
l'll submit it, sir
Why should l give you extension?
My father had a heart attack
and was hospitalized
l couldn't concentrate
in my studies, sir
Did you stop eating for 2 months?
No, sir
No, sir
Sunday morning, my son
died in a train accident
Monday morning l came to college
1st hour class in 'digital principles'
So don't give me
that bullshit Paneer Selvam
l can only feel sorry for you
l cannot give you an extension
Sir?
Go quit
Very close, sir
Right in front of my own eyes
l disappeared into thin air
l dissolved as an unseen star
now here...nowhere!
l hear my heart tatter threadbare
l didn't expect this nightmare
l hear my heart tatter threadbare
l didn't expect this nightmare
l ask for rain, a few splashes
instead you reduce me to ashes
l ask for ray of light, few
my eyes, you take in lieu!
my dreams you stopped midway
will you let me continue somehow?
Pain and strain you piled on me
will you let me sleep now?
So well designed
Wireless camera on a helicopter
Useful for traffic update and security
Virus claims it won't fly
and this project is a failure
Why won't it fly?
We'll make it fly
Paneer ls almost there
Given a little more time
he'd have done it
Let it be a surprise to him
We'll make it fly
in front of his window
...and watch his reaction
from below on this screen
This is just excess baggage!
lf we do his assignment
who will do ours ?
Already we are flooded
with viva...test...quiz!
42 exams in every semester
Give me your hand
Place it on your heart
Repeat to yourself
All is well
All is well
Swami Pariyanandha
is chanting a new mantra
That means?
All is well means
it's all for the good
Positive thought
that only good will happen
ln our town there was a watchman
called Mariam Suzai
As soon as the sun sets
he will yell 'All is wellllllllll'
We'll all sleep peacefully
One night there was a burglary
Only then we knew our bro
was suffering from night blindness!
His 'all is well' slogan gave us
peace of mind to sleep in peace
l got enlightened that day
Our heart is a scaredy cat
Chicken hearted
Like him
We must bluff to our heart
However huge a problem
comes our way...
...we should tell our heart
'Chillax! All is well'
That will solve
all our problems?!
We'll get more courage
to face our problems
Remember this mantra
lt will come in handy for sure
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
lf your life gets too tight
loosen up to set it right
lf you live a bat's life, upside down
earth is hanging garden of Babylon
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
lf your life gets too tight
loosen up to set it right
lf you live a bat's life, upside down
earth is hanging garden of Babylon
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
Hey there! White shirt guy
Book in your hand...why?
Are you well read?
Don't show-off, pinhead!
Hey! Dude! Hear me out
lt's foolish to learn by rote
Are you a stork
waiting for its prey?
Don't obsess
about marks and pray
Like a marble stuck in a soda bottle
should lessons choke at full throttle?
To overload your upper storey
is your brain a mere lorry?
Pack up your brains, seal it neat
Follow the route of your heart beat
Class topper isn't a hero marvel
Catch word is 'all is well'
Hero can become zero
'All is well' is your motto
Joker isn't of zero nature
'All is well' your signature!
ln a deck of cards
he's the hero for sure!
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
Brahma the creator
you can be
Beat on the desk
in harmony
Rock and roll
in tune with your soul
Should every student
be a jail-bird?
Sim trapped in a mobile
can they be captured?
Let's escape unhindered!
lf no latch on the restroom door
hum a song with its encore
You'll become number one priority
sought after singer celebrity
Lock up your brains, seal it neat
Follow the route of your heart beat
lnto your room if a snake does slither
Wave your exam paper it will disappear
lf you get a paunch with too much beer
'All is well' you must whisper
You'll be the perfect inspector!
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Buzzword is 'all is well'
lf your life gets too tight
loosen up to set it right
lf you live a bat's life, upside down
earth is hanging garden of Babylon
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
Paneer, my son
How could you
leave me and go?
You got away with it
Police didn't find out
Paneer Selvam's dad is also in the dark
Do you know what the cause of death is,
according to the post mortem report?
Pressure on windpipe
resulting in choking
They claim he died
due to pressure here
But he had pressure
here for 4 years
ls anyone aware of that?
Why was that not recorded?
Engineers find machines
for various needs
lf there was a machine to measure
this pressure, by now everyone will know
...this is not suicide
...but murder!
How dare you blame me
for Paneer Selvam's suicide?
How are we responsible, if a student
cannot handle academic pressure?
There are gazillion pressures in life
How can you blame
someone else for it?
l am not blaming you, sir
l am pointing a finger
at our system
l have statistics
to prove my point
lndia leads as # 01 country
in students committing suicide
For every 90 minutes a student
tries to commits suicide
More than ill-health or accident
death rate by suicide is higher
l am not bothered
about all your statistics
This is 1 of the finest
colleges in our country
lt is 32 years
since this college was started
From 28th rank
l've brought it to #1 rank
What are your standing in #1?
We refer to peeing also
as 'number 1 '
No one is allowed
to think out of the box
There's no respect
for innovative inventions
Their target is marks oriented,
cushy job or settle abroad only
You teach how to achieve good grades
Not how to excel as an engineer!
Then you teach me
- No, sir, l didn't mea...
Today we are going to see the thermal
Dr K.S, please take a seat
Students, he is soooper
intellectual and a genius
He knows more than
all the qualified teachers here
Today, Professor Dr Engineer Parivendhan
will teach us a lesson in engineering
- Sir, how can l...
- To you, now!
We do not have all day
Bi sent-hilator
Driven- katri- nation
l'll give you all 30 seconds time
Find out what these words mean
You can refer your books
Those who find the answer
please raise your hands
Let me see who is 1st
and who is last
Your time starts now
Time up
Time up, sir
None of you could
find the answer?
For 1 minute
rewind your lives
As soon as l wrote these 2 words
did any of you have feel electrified?
Did you feel an excitement
to learn something new?
Anyone?
No
As soon as l said start
all of you ran a race
What do you gain by falling all over
your books and getting A grades?
Are you increasing
your knowledge?
No, only your
pressure increases
This is a college
Not a pressure cooker!
Even in a circus, the lion, petrified
of the ring master's whip
...obeys his commands
Do we call it a well trained lion
...or well educated?!
Hello!
This is not a philosophy class
Explain what those 2 words mean
Sir, those words
don't exist
They are just names of my friends
Smoke screen!
Quiet
Nonsense, ls this the way
to teach engineering?
No, sir, l'm not here
to teach engineering
You are better equipped than me
l'm only teaching you
the right way to teach!
l have faith
you'll one day learn this
Bye, sir
All the best, sir
Quiet, l said
Your sons Senthil and Venkat
due to bad influence are deteriorating
... in their studies to dismal depths
Letter from Virus was
a bombshell in both our homes
Like Nagasaki and Hiroshima
our folks were devastated
My friends were invited home
to celebrate my birthday
Come in...do you see that
expensive air conditioner?
For my son to study
in the lap of luxury
l spent Rs15,000
to fit this, only in his room
l haven't got myself
l still travel in a scooter
All my 25 years of earning
l've spent on his education
For his future
l've sacrificed our happiness
His mother cooks the best raw rice for him
She makes eggs specially for him
Hey Venkat!
Are these snaps clicked by you?
Photography is his passion
He won't even spare a dog
or pig wandering on the road
He wants to become
a wild life photographer
- What's his % ?
- 91
He has slid down
from 94 to 91
ls my speech
so funny to you?
No, uncle
Snaps he has taken are so beautiful
Why do you want him
to be an engineer?
Let him be a famous
wild life photographer
Dear man, l beg you with folded hands
Don't confuse my son
and spoil his life
Venkat, lunch is ready
Pari, come
When you come next time
...if you come
before you leave
We had prepared our taste bud
for a home cooked gourmet meal
But my dad ruined our appetite
So we didn't even mind eating
paper at Senthil's house
His house seemed like a scene
from an old black and white film
...single room with a half dead father
...his mother Nirmala
with a whooping cough
...and an older sister
Jaya yet to be married
His mother was a school teacher,
retired, who lamented non-stop
lf a neighbor flashed a smile
she'd immediately ask a favor!
His father was a post master
When he was paralyzed on 1 side
they were in deep debt all sides!
Whole family was tottering
on this couple's pension
Jaya is 28 now
Even the theatre usher wants
100 sovereign gold as dowry!
lf you don't study well,
how will she get married?
One kilo rice is ElGHT rupees!
Since wheat is only Rs 3
at the Govt. ration shop
...we can afford
to eat only rotis
Mother!!!
Shall l serve you tomato chutney?
Tomato is Rs 8 a kilo
Onion Rs 15 a kilo
MOTHER!
lf we get a complaint letter from
your college, how will we survive?
Looks like we need to go
to a jewelry shop to buy onions!
some more
tomato chutney?
No, thanks
Why are you disgracing me
in front of my friends like this?
Okay, l'll stick
glue on my lips
l've got to earn making
my throat go hoarse, for you
l should double up as maid
at home and do all the chores
...but not open my mouth!
l can pour my heart out
only to my son
Can l tell our difficulties
to your friends?
We were in a dilemma, whether
to console Senthil or his mother
We decided to 1st comfort
our stomach's hunger pangs
To relieve his constant itching
1 tube of Saibol ointment is Rs15
Do you want another roti?
This is enough,
thank you
Tomato is Rs 8 a kilo
Onion Rs 15 a kilo!
At least my mother gave us roti
His father shooed us away
Real sadist
Hitler
Yeah! Your mother is Mother Teresa
She gave us 'chest haired roti'!
lf you talk ill of my mother
l'll make mince meat of you
Why are you both fighting?
l'm dying of hunger
Let's go eat somewhere
Who'll pay?
Mother Teresa?!
You don't need cash
Just a cover will do!
Look over there
Good evening
-Welcome
How are your parents?
Can't you see them?
They are right behind me
Do you know them?
l'm so terrified
Even before we eat, l think,
l need to use the restroom
We must taste every single item
on the buffet menu, buddy
You'll burst and die
All we need to do is
download at intervals!
Ria...what the hell is this?
Why are you wearing
such an ancient watch?
What will people think of you?
You have a status to maintain
as Rakesh's fiancee
You'll become a famous doctor
People will mock at your watch
Throw that Rs 200 watch away
- Hi Handsome!
-Hi aunty!
Did you notice something?
Rubies?
Bought in Mandalay
Let's go meet David
Excuse me
Yes
Flowers
Please give me that glass
Why?
ln case you hit
my head with it
Why would l do that?
l want to give you some
free 'pearls of wisdom'
What?
Don't marry thatjackass!
Excuse me
He's not human(e)
Mr Price tag!
Listen
lf you marry him
...you'll be showered
with brands and their price lists
...but no life
Hello
Shall l show you a demo?
Would you like to know
how expensive his shoes are?
l won't ask
He'll himself volunteer
Just watch
Life is a brand
Even God is a brand
That's why l have brandy
Without a brand you are nothing
Oh! Shucks
- You fool!
He poured chutney
on my $300 shoes
My $300 shoes
My God!
How will l walk now?
Didn't l tell you?
Escaaaape!
Free advice!!
lt's your call
Dad, are they your guests?
Serve for me also
They are my students
Why are they here?
1 second
Hi ! You opened
my eyes to reality
Thank you so much
lt's no big deal
Social service is my hobby
Why don't you do 1 more
good deed for the day?
Sure, Tell me
My dad is so stubborn
l should marry only Rakesh
You have a way with words
Can you show my dad also a demo?
Don't you worry
l'll make him tell
how much his briefs cost!
Senthil, pass that chutney
You are so sweet
- Where is your father?
- Right behind you.
All is well
Escape, Free advice
lt's your call!
What are you doing here?
We wanted to give our gift
to the bride and groom
You can hand it over to me
Bride happens to be my sister
l think l need to use the restroom!!!
Sir, how many
daughters do you have?
Empty
lt's not a gift cover
lt's a freebie cover!
We had kept a 1000 rupee note inside
Where did it disappear?
We never invited you
Maybe the groom did?
Actually...we belong
to science side
Explain that to me
Dad, he has a way with words
Give my dad your demo
Please
Sir, you know in Chennai,
very often, there's power failure
So many weddings are hassled
We want to invent an inverter
using battery of the cars parked here
- Wow!
lnvented inverter?
Design is ready, sir
Where's the design l gave you?
l gave it to Senthil ages ago
Senthil, design?
Sir, ask all your guests
to give me their car keys
l'll make an inverter
here, right now
You can invent stories
Not an inverter
Sir, trust me
l can
Since we invented it
at your daughter's wedding
...as an ode to you, we want to
name it as 'Virus inverter'
How does it sound?
Daaad! Your nick name is 'Virus'?
You never told us
Senthil and Venkat, be at my office
tomorrow during lunch break
Sorry sir, we'll pay you
back for the dinner
...in installments
We won't attend any wedding
Not even mine, sir!
l won't even get married, sir!!
Your parents shouldn't have got married!!!
World would be less by 2 idiots
ls he starting off
on a lecture spree?
Pay attention
Back to zeros and eggs?!
Monthly income of your friend
Panchavan Parivendhan's father
lf we remove 3 ciphers from that
it's Venkat's father's monthly salary
Remove 1 more zero
Rs 2500 is your entire family's
TOTAL monthly income, Senthil
l don't have to explain
your situation better than this
lf you want to study diligently
and pass with flying colors
...move to Srivatsan's room
lf you join with Pari
you'll end up in a garbage can
Dear boys
Do you want to shave?
No, sir
Then get lost
This is called 'divide and rule'!
Virus is trying to spoil our friendship
Don't be worried
We have to worry
He's the 'grade-giver'
lf we don't get good grades
we won't get a decentjob
l don't have a rich dad
to be cool about my future
Why are you lamenting like this?
Then do we have to
follow whatever he says?
All is well
All is well
You can play 2nd fiddle to him
l can't do that
Oi! You are crossing your limit
No, l'm saying
'let's be within our limits'
My family is depending on me
My mother's entire pension money
gets spent on my father's medicine
lf we don't give 50 sovereigns of gold
looks like my sister won't get married
lt's more than 5 years since
my mother wore a good sari
Mother Teresa wore
only a white sari all her life!
ls my family's suffering
entertainment for you?
We have to study to pass
But not to get great grades
or an awesome job
We should study to
enhance our knowledge
Don't go behind success
Choose a career you like
Follow your heart. Hone your skills
Work hard
Success will automatically follow
Many wise men have said this
Which wise man?
Pari-anandha the God-man?
Your pearls of wisdom, huh?
Senthil, don't get tensed
We'll all definitely pass
Nothing is impossible
Nothing is impossible?
Try to squeeze this
back into the tube
Like how lndia got freed from the British
and got trapped with our politicians
Senthil, thinking he escaped from us
got into the clutches of Srivatsan
Our nickname for
Srivatsan is silencer
To magnify his memory
he gorged on...
...'lncrease l.Q Jelly'
God knows what crap that was!
Offensive smell of his flatulence
was beyond our nasal tolerance!
l didn't do it
Senthil, wasn't it you?
''Caution''
''Fart-king''
Silencer memorizes
non stop...18 hours a day
Day before the exam he'll ensure
...that others don't supersede
his grades by distracting them
He believed in 2 ways
of being the topper
1st make sure
he gets good grades
2 nd to ensure others
DON'T get good grades
To put an end to
Silencer's sly tricks
...and to save Senthil
...Pari came up with
a genius game plan
Our college principal
is an expert at teaching
Do you know the meaning
of all these Tamil words?
l don't need to know
l am a good memorizer
Go ahead
Srivatsan was selected to give
welcome speech on teachers' day
To impress Virus he asked Bose
to write a speech for him
...in chaste Tamil
Srivatsan
There's a call for you
Mr Bose, take a print out
l'll be right back
Why is there a sudden stink
of rotten cabbage here?!
Princi was just talking about you
ls that so?
l'll go see him then
Give this to Srivatsan
l'm calling from
the commissioner's office
- Are you Srivatsan from California?
- Yes sir, you are right
We've got classified information
...that you are part of a revolutionary
youth movement and you have secretly
...stored bombs in your hostel room
Bomb?
That too a silent bomb
Don't be drama king!
lf we take you to station
and tap you in the right places
...every inch of truth will
automatically come out
No sir, it will pain, sir
Silencer's attention was
diverted to give Pari time
...to change certain words
in his speech strategically!
For example, karpikkum (to teach)
was changed to karpazhikkum (to rape)
Excuse me, sir
Did you call me?
Who are you?
Librarian Bose
Permanent staff, sir
Congratulations
One minute Commissioner wants
to talk to you
Sir...sir...sir
Silencer!
They say you are
yourself a human bomb!
We've got reports
from intelligence
Sir, wrong information
You can search my room, sir
Shut up...you
l know it's not in your room
l also know you've hidden it
somewhere behind you!
Apparently you are an expert
in releasing bombs
...invisible to the human eye!
lt's because of people like you that
there's a huge hole in the ozone layer!
This is a very important case in the city
lt's now changed hands to CBl
We'll be there anytime
Till then you should not leave
your college hostel premises
You are mistaking me for...
Hands up!
Hey! Silencer
Mr Bose asked me
to give this to you
You don't call me that
You Pari poori
scumbag of a crap cleaner!
lrritating fellows
Always sitting on the steps
Principal never called me
l only said he was talking about you
Did l say he called you?!
Get lost!!
Warm welcome to Respected minister,
my dear teachers and my student buddies
Last week in the survey made by lndia Today
our college has the honor of been ranked
7th place in lndia
and 1st in Tamil Nadu
All credit goes to only 1 individual
Our college principal
Mr Virumandi Sandhanam
Voice is his, Words are mine!
For the past 32 years
full credit goes to him, solely
...for many boys and girls in our college
to have been raped by him!
l was the one who substituted
rape for teach
Many have been raped by him
l am surprised how one single man
in his lifetime can rape
so many students
He has prepared himself thoroughly
for this from his adolescent years
...by reading appropriate books
and indulging in apt exercises
...thereby becoming
strong enough to do a good job!
We should all follow his footsteps
We as students here, today
...whichever corner of the world
we may be in, tomorrow
...must take an oath
to rape just like him
We should prove that no one else
but an lEC student can rape so effectively!
Srivatsan!
The credit for that act will go only to
king of rape, our principal Mr Virumandi
Avatar of generosity in rape
Mr Virumandi sandhanam
Next, our respected kalavi minister
Kalavi means sex, right?
Sex is his existence
Kalvi (education)
became kalavi (sex)!!!
For the sake of sex
he has awesome kongai
KoLgai (principle)
became kongai(breast)!!
Kongai means breast, nitwit!
Virumandi, why is he
talking total crap?
Minister for sex, our rape king
is scrutinizing your breasts intensely
He is your designated
breast propaganda delegate!
How demeaning this is!
lt will soon be
talk of the town
...without doubt that he will
molest your breasts
Did you invite me here
to humiliate me like this?
Sir...sir
Today is teachers' day
Teacher's vocation is dedication
Sacrifice yourself to this service
This is the right moment to reward
...our teachers who have
dedicated their lives to us
with kusuvaasam
Lord Shiva. help me!
Art o' fart!
Our fart-king is rocking, man!
Vishwasam (gratitude)
became kusuvaasam (art o' fart)
How do we display
our art o' fart?
Listen to our expert
Art o' fart! is of 4 kinds
Do we need to
listen to this crap?
B.B.N.T
Big Bang No Tension
L.S.S.D
Little Spicy Slightly Disturbing
M.S.V.E
More Spicy Very Embarrassing
S.B.D
Silent But Deadly
Thank you very much
What wrong did l do, sir?
l spoke high of you only
Don't kick me, sir
Get out, you moron!
This is what happens,
if you learn by rote!
What you memorize now
...may hold you
in good stead for 4 years
But the next 40 years
it will rape you!
Fart-king really rocks
You swines!
Why did you do this to me?
How did l ever harm you?
Sorry Vatsan
Don't take anything personal
l won't forget this disgrace
till my dying day
l'll think of it every minute
every second of my lifetime
Let it go
Don't get too hyper
We showed a demo to Senthil
Repercussions of mugging
Whatever is learnt
should be understood
We should revel
in enjoying science
l have not come here
to enjoy reading science
Did you come to rape science?
silent but deadly
Laugh to your heart's content
Make fun of my learning methods
One day with these same methods
l'll be a successful celebrity
l'll have the last laugh then!
You will be crying
You are in the wrong track, Vatsan
l am on the right track
You are on a different train,
l am on a different train
Let's see who becomes successful 1st
Same day 10 years later
we'll all be back to the same station
Then we'll know who made it big
Want to bet on that?
Let's see who wins
Come on
l challenge you
lf you pride yourself
in being a man, say yes
What is he doing?
Don't forget this day
wowww!
A brand is a brand always
This is a 1st time l've got
such an expensive gift, Rakesh
You will be Rakesh's wife
Hereafter you have to be 'branded'!
l'll be right back
Weren't you the one
who changed the subject?
Watch is soooper!
Don't change the subject
l didn't
You are change your watch
l'm not talking of
our present conversation
Kind of...
What's your grouse
against my dad?
Nothing, l've even named
my inverter after him!
Take a look
Why are you stressing out my dad?
Your dad is not running a college
but a factory
Factory that churns out donkeys
Like your donkey
standing over there
You?!
What audacity to call
my fiance a donkey?!
Because he is one
1st he studied engineering, then MBA
Now he's working in a bank in USA
Why study engineering
to work in a bank?
Your dad got taken in
...or he's from a money lending family
Just 'cos he's a topper and
got you stuck with him for life
To all these donkeys
life is just profit or loss
As far as he is concerned
you are an asset to him
You are Prinicpal's daughter
You can afford to give a fat dowry
You'll become a doctor
Your pocket will be well lined
You'll enhance his image
That's why he's making a bee line for you!
He thinks of you as a brand
...not as a woman
What the hell do you think of yourself?
Are you saying
Rakesh doesn't love me?
He bought this watch, right?
Hold this for a moment
Only demos make you understand
Just wait and watch!!
Hey! Rakesh!
Where did you disappear Ria?
l was worried
Ria lost her new watch
That's what she's hunting for
Whaaaaat?
You lost that watch?
No worries, Rakesh
We can always
buy her another watch
-Nonsense
-Thank you
Riiaaaaa
lt's 4 lakhs, Ria
4 lakhs?!
My watch is just Rs 400
Both show the same time
-Said up
- Okay, forget it
You are so careless, Ria
This careless attitude
is just disgusting
That was a limited edition watch
You just lost it
'cos you got it free
Fine, wear your obsolete
oldie watch for dinner parties
Why are you staring
ls this how mature
you can be?!
l can't handle this
Stop crying and
search for the watch
Damn it
She doesn't care
if its a branded watch, man
She just doesn't get it
What?
Your 4 lakh watch
Find some other hand for it
Donkey!
You are a very bold lady
You called him a donkey
straight to his face
Get lost
l thought you'll thank me for saving you
instead you are cursing me!
Okay, thank you
Move aside
You don't love him at all
What do you mean?
lf you truly loved him
if he stood before you...
La la la laaaa....
You'll hear music in your ears
Butterflies will flutter in your heart
Every inch of you
will bloom and blossom
Stars will appear
like a silver moon
All this will happen
in computer graphics
...in director Shankar's reel life,
not in our real life!
lt will happen if you fall in love
with a man and not a donkey
Hello
What?
Oh God!
Okay, l'll be there right now
Aren't you a medical student?
l need a favor
Emergency please
What?
A patient is dying
Come with me
Stupit
What's the use of taking a Hippocratic oath
that you'll save a life without fear or favor?
You'll anyways kill patients
once you are a doctor!
Come with me, please
You created a ruckus
in my sister's wedding
You broke my engagement
My dad is swallowing tablets
for blood pressure like peanuts
And here l am helping you!
Unbelievable!!
- Aunty, where is Senthil?
- He is gone to get a taxi
2 hours since he called
for an ambulance
Even a pizza gets
delivered within 1/2 hour!
What kind of a city this is!
We must immediately
admit him in hospital
Hey hey!. Hey stop!
Move...move...move
Emergency
Do you have any brains?
You brought my dad in a scooter
l couldn't get a flight
That's why
Don't be over smart!
Where's my dad?
Go and ask the doctor
lt was a close call, Ria
We'd have lost him
if you'd been a little late
Thank God you didn't wait
for the ambulance
He's alive thanks to
your presence of mind
Give me a call
incase you need me
Thank you, Pari
How can you
thank your friend?!
Tomorrow is your exam
Leave now
There are many exams in life
But only 1 dad!
Only when post master
is home safe and sound
...we'll leave, don't worry
Forgive me, Pari
l was terrified
All is well
Go in and see your father
This is a soooper dooooper scooter
lt has saved a life
How much do you think it'll cost?!
Pour chutney on it, l'll tell you!!
Happy lndependence day
Today isn't August 15th
For you it is August 15th!!
You can wear your mom's watch
with absolute freedom
No donkey can question you!
Can't ridicule it
as obsolete oldie watch
Take care, bye
How did you find out
that its my mom's watch?
At your sister's wedding you were
dressed to kill from head to toe...
...watch alone wasn't trendy
l just guessed
You must have missed
your mom a lot that day, right?
Yes
She must have been a very beautiful lady
Ya, how do you know that?
l've seen your dad!!!
Remember life is a race
Run...run...run fast
...or those behind you
will trample you
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love(Tamil) l have on you.
Unconditional love
for only you!
l plucked a word out of
every language in an array
l braided them together
to make a love bouquet
l offer it to you as my gift
with love as my wish list
Know not how love struck a chord
with you of its own accord
My life that was meandering
'coz of you found a meaning
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love l have on you.
l'll make Pluto our home to rest
l'll collect stars to warm our nest
Triangles on your nose
l'll scrutinize
Diameter & depth
on your bosom l'll analyze
Curve lines
on your waist l'll summarize
Are you Plato's son in disguise?
Am l your lab to research & revise?
You are unwell and in misery
Your eyes show that clearly
To cure you of that malady
l prescribe my kiss as remedy
With my stethoscope
l can hear
...your heart sing
lub-dub lub-dub in my ear
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love(Tamil) l have on you.
Unconditional love
for only you!
You came in my dream like dejavu
King, you taunted me, why did you?
You insisted l pay taxes as duty
while your heat waves 'hit' on me
With your blood on heat
you came near me for a treat
Shall l fulfill your need
follow the cool moon's lead?
Glass-moon, my eyes
you bedazzled bright
On earth you cast
your shadow white
On a blade of grass you are the dew
crystal clear with a heart so true
You are a lap-top virus-free
Your soul shines a halo of purity
My back yard jasmine!
You are so enchanting
Like baby-talk
you are truly endearing
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love(Tamil) l have on you.
Unconditional love
for only you!
l plucked a word out of
every language in an array
l braided them together
to make a love bouquet
l offer it to you as my gift
with love as my wish list
Know not how love struck a chord
with you of its own accord
My life that was meandering
'coz of you found a meaning
Wake up
Get up
What happened?
Post master passed away, huh?
What a sadistic humor?!
Exam is at 9:00 A.M
lt is 8:30 A.M now
How can we leave him
in this state and go?
Don't be drama king
l am here
Doctors are here
Nothing will happen in 3 hrs
Take my scooty and go
Come on
lts getting late
lf you suddenly
become a good girl
...we'll all wonder why!
-Steady yourself
- enough
Write the rest in your exam
Looks like Venus and
Lady Luck are smiling on me!
Go
Oi! Get lost
Sorry, sir
We got delayed
Emergency, sir
What emergency?
Grand ma died back home
Whose grand mother?
His!!!
His grandma, sir
Nothing to worry, sir
Everything is okay
Sir, they are still writing
Hello!
Time up
Give us 5 minutes, sir
We started half hr late
Grandma died, sir
Please, sir
As if we asked for his daughter's
mobile #, he's glaring daggers at us
He was busy arranging the papers
according to our respective roll numbers
ln that gap we finished
writing the exam
- Thank you, sir
Too late
you can keep it
Sir, sir...please, sir
Nothing doing
Do you know who we are?
l don't care if you are
our chief minister's grand son
Reply only to questions we ask
Do you know our names?
At least our roll numbers?
l don't know
What will you do?
lt seems he doesn't
know our roll nubers
Escaaaaaaaape!
Stop
Day of result
Everyone was petitioning God
l've prayed to You, Trinity of Gods
every single day of my college life
l am not asking for distinction
Just let me scrape through
Oi! Look right at the end
Your name is right
- The penultimate.
-Yours?
-2nd last.
Pari?
No
We were completely
down in the dumps with our life
We didn't really mind being last
We passed because of him
and to think he failed!
We were upset is an understatement!
How can it be?
lts just not possible
You can try re-valuation
-Go away
Why is he lamenting?
He got 2nd place
lsn't this too much?
Who is 1st then?
Panchavan Parivendhan!
Pari?!?
That's when we understood
lf our friend flunks,
we'll be down in the dumps
lf the same friend tops the class
...our mind's a mass of mess
like cooked noodles!
2 more people were
put off and resentful
Panchavan Parivendhan
1st row right next to the director
Amalanathan
3rd row 3rd seat
Murali
2nd row 5th seat
Swaroopa
3rd row
ls it necessary to be seated
according to the rank?
Why?
What's your hassle?
Ranking system itself is a hassle
like our caste system
1st rank student
like a superior caste
Last rank student is low caste
lt is not nice, sir
Do you have a brighter brainwave?
1st we should stop publicizing it
on the notice board
Why tell the whole world about
those who got low marks or failed
Why create a wedge?
An inferiority complex?
You consult a doctor
You are diagnosed with aids
Just an example!
Doctor will tell you alone
in total privacy?
Or will he pin it up
on a notice board?
You see...sir
Basically what you are saying is whisper
each student's result into his ears
You are 1st
You are 2nd
l am so sorry but you must
Sir, you are spraying!
What l'm trying to say is
ranks create discrimination
Since l am the class topper
l am sitting next to you
My close friends
'cos they are last
...you've cast them
into some corner
Don't you feel sad for them
At least they are in the picture!
lf they keep gallivanting with you...
...next time they won't
even be in the frame
They will neither pass
or get a decentjob
They will get a job, sir
There are many companies that believe
in human brains instead of robots!
l guarantee that
You guarantee it?
Bet, sir?
-Govindhan
-Yes, sir.
Those 2 boys in the last row
lf 1 of them gets a job in our campus
interview, l'll remove my moustache
Okay, sir
Aiyo!
He put his usual
missile bomb!
He merged it
with the sound of the horn!
Hey septic tank!?
Are you still on that ?????
l didn't do it
Senthil???
How can we forget
your dead rat smell?
Venkat, give me your wallet
2nd half of me is trembling
l'll get myself a pant
Why waste money?
Vatsan's suit is here
Put it on
Don't touch my shirt
lt will get dirty
Forget it
Pari can identify you
even if you are in your boxers!
Sweater uncle, tell us how
to reach this place?
Why would l be selling
sweaters, if l can read this?
Poor man
He doesn't know to read
Do you intend to rape him?!
- You can talk?
- Yes
Do you know where
Panchavan Parivendhan lives?
Over there
Come, let's go
- Vatsan, your gnyana sundi churnam
-Thank you
- Where have you found?
- ln your pocket.
How dare you?!
That's my pant
Why do you differentiate
as yours and mine
Bhagavd Gita says
everything belongs to everyone
Shut up!
l want my pant
Remove it
People might think
What happened?
Pari's dad...
-Where is Pari?
-Over there
l feel awful
As long as he was alive
he was everything to us
2 days back, l met him at
the collector's office
Pari?
Yes
Where is Pari?
- l am Pari!
l mean
Panchavarnan Parivendhan
That's me
Tell me
Pari has changed
beyond recognition!
Pari, be brave
Panchavan Parivendhan
Oi!
Same name, photo and degree
But person is different
Wonder what cover up has happened
Do you know what deja vu means?
We feel an event happening now
has already been experienced by us
lsn't that deja vu?
Do you know what's jamais vu?
Oh sure!
Relieving and not
zipping one's pant
An extra familiar event seen many times
is totally unfamiliar, as if seen for 1st time
We are all in the Jamaisvu mode now
Pari we saw in the photo
is our classmate Pari
But we have all forgotten
his face and imagine otherwise
This is my theory...howzatt?
Bombs you shell out are better!
How you got the address of Pari?
-- Yeah, tell us how
Hey! How dare you
take my biscuits?
l got them from San Francisco
Handmade and expensive
Specialy made for
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Who is that
Kusuksy Pasapugazh?
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Great scientitst
400 patents
World wants him
Can't meet him that easily
l've chased him for 1 whole year
and managed to get an appointment
lf only he signs my company deal
...l'll get a trillion dollar business
l'll be huuuuuuuuuuuge
Stop glorifying Pasapugazh
How did you get Pari's address?
You have to thank
Pasapugazh for that
My secretary Lara had come here
last month to meet Pasapugazh
She didn't get an appointment
but she found Pari
Only 1 man can lead us to Pari
Dad, forgive me
l'm a 'sin-ful son' for not
fulfilling your last wish
You wanted me to take you
on a pilgrimage to Kasi
l was waiting for the tender for
Optical fiber cable project in Ooty
When l opened the tender
you closed your eyes, dad
l am sorry, dad
l haven't been a good son to you
How can you say this?
You are an engineer
and college topper
Your degree certificate is framed and
displayed on the wall for all to see
You are a very good son
What audacity to walk into
my house without permission?
Shall l put you behind bars?
You'll be the one counting bars
You've got a Rs15 Crore project with
a forged degree certificate as proof
That's our friend's degree
How did you get it?
Tell us
This is a 150 acre property
No one will know
if l kill and bury you here
Pay heed to my words and vanish!
l have to dissolve
my dad's ashes in Kasi
Shall l add yours also?
Oi! Lift his 'dad'!
Which way to go?
lt is my dad's
Give it to me
Tell us who you are
Or your dad will be dissolved
here instead of a holy place!
Give my dad's ashes back to me
Tell me the truth
or shall l empty him here?
l'll shoot you
You press the trigger
l'll flush him down the drain
l'll count till 3
Dump his dad in, Senthil
One
We don't mind dying
We won't let go of your dad
Two
Your dad's soul
will never rest in peace
He'll keep haunting this toilet
No dad in this urn
We brought the wrong pot!
- lt is empty.
- Empty.
Empty it
Hands up
Tell us now
Who are you?
Panchavan Parivendhan
l swear on my dad
whatever l'm saying is true
l am Pari
He is Pappu
He is our gardener's son
All of us called him Pappu
After his parents passed away
my dad brought him to live with us
Changing bulb, ironing clothes,
buying bread and eggs...
...he used to run these
small errands for us
His deepest desire was to study
He'd wear my old uniform
and go to school
He'd sit in whichever class
he liked and learn
l was a real dud
when it came to academics
l used him
l asked him
to do my assignments
He even wrote
my exams for me
Everything was smooth sailing
One day...
...my teacher was stunned that a 6th grader
was able to solve a 10th grade sum
Which grade are you in, son?
What's your name?
We got caught
Since my dad was a big shot,
that teacher informed him 1st
...instead of the school principal
You began
so you complete it
People here greet me
with respect to my face
But they ridicule me
behind my back as an illiterate moron
My son should
never go through this
This boy wants to learn
My boy needs a degree
Let him become an engineer
Let his degree certificate hang
on this wall as Panchavan Parivendhan
l went to London for 4 years
He studied instead of me in lEC
My dad made him promise he would
never meet his college mates again
He said, 'l will never meet anyone
But one day my 2 friends
will come in search of me for sure
What will you do, then?'
He misses you both tremendously
l'll give you his address
Go meet him
But 1 condition
No one should
know this secret
Which secret?
My dad?!
Sir, you brought the wrong urn
Your dad is in this one!
Dad...thank God
What the hell is going on?
Who ls he?
Quick gun Murugan
lts too complicated a story for you
You'll need subtitles!!
- Where are we now?
- Dhanushkodi.
- Why?
- To see Pari.
What is he doing there?
Don't know
We got the address of his school
So Pari is a school teacher?
That's why he didn't
meet us at the water tank
l am Air Pixel lnc's vice president
He is a school teacher
A for apple
B for ball
C for cat
Yeah and D for donkey
F for fart!
l'll be signing an international deal with
kosaksi pasapugazh next week
He's a school teacher
Our respect for Pari
multiplied even more
We studied engineering to be
respected, travel abroad, cushy job
...beautiful wife, own a house
and car and be well settled
But he didn't study for any of these
Just to enhance his knowledge
He wasn't perturbed
about being last in class
...or proud of being first
Who landed in the moon 1st?
Neil Armstrong, sir
Obviously
it's Neil Armstrong
We all know that
Who was the 2nd to place his foot?
That's also Neil Armstrong, sir
How can he walk on 1 foot?!
Quiet
Who was the 2nd man?
Don't waste your time
lts not important
This world will never
remember the 2nd in tow
2 months ago we had 25 companies
with job offers for all of you
Which means you have a job in your hand
before you write your final exam
This is your last lap, my friends
Put your pedal to the metal
Accelerate and go out there
and make history
Any questions?
Yes
if l get a job
but plug...
...fail the exams
will l still get the job?
Very good question
Does anyone else
share this doubt?
l thought as much
Please come onto the stage
Everybody give them a big hand
Past 4 years in lEC they have
continuously created history
...in occupying the last place!
Brains of these genius guys
if sold will fetch a hefty sum
Do you know why?
Brains without
wear and tear
And to answer their question
...whether they pass or fail
theirjob won't be affected
...because they will not get a job!
l guarantee it
Names of these achievers
should be etched in gold
BlSENTHlLATOR
DRlVENKATRlNATlON
Please give them a big hand
He has raped us to the core
and torn our undies to shreds!!!
...publicly
God-dy buddy!
l'll come by foot to all your abodes!
But please stamp that Virus fella's ticket
and haul him to hell immediately
Can't tolerate his torture
Lord Yama, l beseach you
with folded hands
Please sentence him to
kumbhipaakam
That means?
Fry him alive in a huge tureen
He is ordering a special fry
Side-dish Virus 65!
Hey! You keep quiet
You happily seat yourself
in the front row next to Virus
We are the duds decorating
the corner of the last row
We don't even know
if we'll be in the picture next year
- Do you know why l top the class?
- Because we are last!
l like machines, that's why
l am enamored by engineering
Shall l tell you
what you are interested in?
ln what?
My bag, huh?
Why are you meddling in my bag?
Here
This is your interest
Go and post this 1st
5 years back this is the letter he wrote
to his favorite wild life photographer
What's his name?
BMW...
Benz Mathe
He wanted to apprentice
under him and work in Hungary
...but terrified of his dad
Hitler Ramakrishnan
...he never posted that letter
Dump engineering
Follow your dream
Wild life photography
Pursue your talent
What if A.R Rehman's dad
wanted him to be a great batsman
...or if Sachin Tendulkar's dad
wanted him to be an international composer
lmagine their respective plight
He loves photography
and wants to marry machines
Fooling yourself
Sorry Pari-anandha
My love and wife
are both engineering
But tell me why
am l always last?
Tell me, Guruji
Because you are a coward
Scaredy cat
afraid of the future
Look at the number
of vow-threads on his wrist
1 for exam
1 for sister's wedding
1 for a decentjob
lf you are so worried
about your future
...how can you live life today?
How can you
be focused in your studies?
You make the thickest of friends
One is so petrified
he's dying all the time
The other is trying his best
to live by not dying!
He is the bravest of us all!
Why?
Are you not living a scared life?
Why am l scared?
You love Ria
Aren't you scared
to profess your love to her?
Bingo!
Keep quiet
lt's easy to give free advice
But to follow it is darn tough
lf you really have the courage
go and tell Ria
lf you tell
l ll also tell my dad
l want to follow my heart
l'll only be a photographer
l'll also remove all my sacred threads
and attend interview with confidence
Promise
Go and tell
Pari-anandha's halo
is switched off!
Go ahead
Fraidy cat
Come with me
Where?
To cover your head
and sweet dreams!
Hey! Principal
Saturday is your funeral
Check out if there's a dog
Why? ls your tummy
somersaulting?
l'll break each tooth
of yours 1 by 1
Virus bacteria!
Sssssshhhh!
M.S.V.E
More Spicy Very Embarrassing
l'll give the back ground score
-Ria
- Who is it?
Don't make a noise
l am Panchavan Parivendhan
Listen to me 2 nimutes!
l'll leave after that
Why spend time talking?
Whatjoy does that bring?
Ria
Those 20 minutes l shared with you
in that scooter ride
... is the mosT beautiful
moments l'll treasure, all-ways
l want my whole journey of life
to be shared in that saaaaame way
Wowwww!
Just that thought
gives me a high!
Tell you, something
You come in my dream
daily in that same scooter
...as my bride dressed in
your wedding finery
You remove your helmet
and come close to kiss me
...but the kiss gets missed
Why?
Our noses collide!
l woke up
idiot!
You could have bent
your head a little and kissed her
Sss-o-rry
l thought you were Ria
Could have been Ria
l'll kill you
Why did you spoil the fun?
lt took 'sir' 4 years to
muster up courage to say this
Ria, show him how to kiss
without your noses colliding
l grant you permission
Who is this?
My sister
- That one, who is it?
- His sister!
Stupid
He kicked me for the 1st time
when you were talking to me
He?
How do you know
he or she?
My dad consulted an astrologer
...to ask if baby will be
doctor or engineer
Boy means engineer
Girl means doctor
Champ! You stay right in
Safer that way
lt's a circus out here
Your grandpa is the ring master
He'll be whipping
everyone with his stick
Life is a race...run
Become an engineer
...but you listen to your heart
lf anyone bullies you
...put your hand
on your heart and simply say
'All is well'
He's kicking
Repeat
All is well
He's kicking me again
All is well
Who is that?
Are you sending
my father a letter?
Here's your reply
go....GO!
Stand right there
You sit right there!
Who is that?
Your future son-in-law, Virus
We are your son-in-law's best men
Sevarkodi Senthil
Security!
Catch them
Next is advanced study
of compound pendulum
lts an irregular object
oscillating about its own axis
Let me demonstrate
What is this?
What's inside?
Lead is the access
to this pencil
For a real pendulum
consisting of a swinging rigid body
...called a compound pendulum
length is more difficult to define
So a real pendulum swings
with the same period
...as a simple pendulum with
length = distance from pivot point
Where's Senthil?
Present, sir
You are all here?
Good morning, sir
Where were you last night?
He was studying all night through
He was up whole night
Really?
2continuous nights of studying
he's drained out, sir
What are you blabbering?
What did 'sir' study to this extent
of getting dehydrated?!
lnduction motor, sir
Full chapter
ln that case, Mr Sevarkodi Senthil
...can you tell us
how an induction motor starts?
Oi! Stop
Stop it
Sir?
Rummmmm
-Mr Senthil
-Yes, sir.
Let's have a cup of tea
in my office.- Okay
Sir?
Close the door
Do you know to type?
l know, sir
Come..sit
l am sorry, sir
Please type
Dear sir,
l regret to inform you
that your son
...due to misconduct and
insubordination has been
No...no, delete it
Go back
...your son Sevarkodi Senthil
has been expelled from this college
Come on, type
Go ahead
Sir, my father will die
My decision is final
He is alive...barely
Only to see me as an engineer
You should have thought of it
before peeing in front of my house!
Just forgive me this 1 time, sir
Okay, delete your name
from the letter
Substitute it with
Panchavan Parivendhan
l know he was with you, last night
Become an approver
l'll forgive you
l'll give you 7 1/2 minutes time
Think deeply and let me know
Does death also need
a 'good friend' on its side?
Deciding you are the best
death is dying for your last ride
God, dear God,
why do You need his life?
Take our lives instead,
why create this strife?
He is our rose shrub perennial
can death gulp him down?
Return his moments of laughter
Pari, look at that monitor
Shock due to the fall
has paralyzed the body
But his mind is alert
He can see us,
hear what we say
...but he cannot respond
Don't cry in front of him
Be normal
Motivate him
Make him happy
Make him laugh
Senthil, good news
Your dad is completely cured
Ria got a new drug from USA
Do you have some kind of family vow?
One gets vertical
while the other goes horizontal
Get up
lt seems he loved
that midnight scooter ride
You won't believe this
He's now taken Ria's scooter
...to buy medicine for you
l hope he won't
create a major dent!
Venkat wants to talk to you
Through our hostel webcam
Virus has cancelled your suspension
Problem solved
Get up
We'll all go back
to college like old times
Cheer up, man
ln the abyss of your memory
can't you hear our voices talk?
ln the upper storey of your heart
'down memory lane' can't you walk?
Happy birthday to you
Oi! Your favorite rum
Your mother's in a brand new sari
ln an exclusive shop
Her favorite purple
lt's 2000 bucks, l believe
Look at your mother
Don't l look like yesteryear
actress K.R.Vijaya?
Notjust 1
but 10 sarees
Look at me
God, dear God
how can YOU lack mercy?
Despite her anguished cries
apathetic, how can you be?
Jaya
You know what?
Jaya's wedding has been fixed
Without even 10 paise dowry
Groom wants only Jaya
- That Jaya.
- lt's true.
Do you know who the groom is?
Take a wild guess!
Even you know him very well
He loves animals!
l believe he wants to become
a wild life photographer
Believe me
Desperate idiot!
You are dead meat, man
Groom is no one
but...
...our Venkat!
We don't even have to spend on
photography for the wedding!
He'll click his own wedding snap
He's marrying your sister
Groom is free
Absolutely free
Senthil
Wowww! Look at his response
Senthil!
He'd have sat up like this even if you had
offered him tomatoes and onions!
How unfair to make me
lamb for the slaughter?
Buddy
Thanks Venkat
Your sacrifice is beyond compare!
Everything is fixed
Venkat has promised to marry your sister
in the next earliest auspicious day
Pari
ls there no limit
to your fibbing spree?
You had a great escape!
Buddy, my best friend,
shall l lend you my shoulder?
Every single day of your life
l'll be there for you, forever
Did you order a taxi?
l called for it
Why do you need a taxi?
l'm attending our campus interview
Are you also attending it?
No, l am
You are going home
Why should l go home?
Don't you remember
we promised Pari that day?
Give me your tie
Don't play the fool
l'm going for the interview now
if you read this, l don't think
you will go for the interview
- What is it?
- A letter.
Benz Mathe from Hungary
Photographer it seems
You posted that letter?
lnternship for 1 year
in Brazilian rain forest
This face of yours
even gets a stipend!
My dad won't accept
Go and open your heart to him
Be brave. Convince your dad
lf you have 2nd thoughts today
you'll regret this till you die
Everyone in their lives
will arrive at a crossroad
One side points to a campus interview
cushy life, a steady 9 to 5 job
The other side leads to a forest,
animals and photography
This will be the turning point in your life
Make up your mind
Will he like this gift?
We are already
knee deep in debts
ls this laptop necessary now?
That too, so expensive
Don't be silly
lt's his 1stjob
Our dream for decades
will be realized shortly
How can you be scrimping now?
Venkat!?
lsn't it your campus interview today?
l didn't go, dad
Why?
l don't want to be an engineer, dad
What happened?
Accident?
l jumped from my college building, sir
Why?
They dismissed me from college
For what?
l got drunk and peed
in front of our principal's house
That tattered tramp Pari
has brain washed you
l am not inclined
towards engineering, dad
Even if l become one
l'd be the worst engineer ever
Pari's simple belief is, do what you love
Then it won't be just a job, but sheerjoy!
What will you earn in
that middle-of- nowhere?
l won't earn much
But l'll learn a lot
ln 5 years, your classmates will be
well settled with car, bungalow etc
You'll feel bad, then
l'll be happy, dad
Only if l become an engineer
life-long l'll feel terrible
You'll be the laughing stock of our city!
Everyone's feeling so proud
my son will become an engineer
'To study in lEC, your son
must be truly blessed'
...Krishnamurthy uncle
says this all the time
What will they think now?
Krishnamurthy uncle did not install
an air-conditioner in my room, dad
He did not pay my fees, dad
When l was a kid, he did not
carry me around the zoo, dad
You did all of this, dad
Only what you did matters to me, dad
Have you just come back from
watching a melodramatic film?
Don't give me dialogs!
Don't lose your cool
He's already upset
He might follow
Senthil's footsteps?
l shouldn't open my mouth
Fine, l won't utter a single word
lf l say something
'sir' will jump to his death!
l won't commit suicide, dad
l promise
Dad, look at this
Pari kept your photo in my wallet
Do you know what he said?
lf ever you think of ending
your life, look at this snap
Just imagine what will happen
to their smile, if they see you dead
Dad, l'm here to talk frankly with you
Not threaten to commit suicide
Dad, what will happen
if l become a photographer?
l'll get less salary
Small house and small car
But my happiness will be unlimited, dad
l'll be very happy
l'll be contented if l can get
both of you simple new clothes
l've always listened to you
and toed your line
Just this once
let me listen to my heart
Please, dad
l'll return this
Venkat, how much will
a professional camera cost?
We can exchange this
and get you a camera
l'll pay extra if need be
You follow your heart
Why do you have
such low grades in all semesters?
Fear, sir
ln the beginning l was scoring
good grades in school
My parents always felt
l'd solve their financial burden
That's when my fear started
l studied in a convent school till 5th grade
l was shifted to a tamil medium, Govt. school,
since we couldn't afford to pay the fees
When l came here and saw
everyone speaking English fluently
...l was terrified
My fear multiplied
There's a huge race here
lf you don't catch the 1st place
you are not respected
My fear became permanent
Fear is a huge hindrance to studies, sir
l prayed to all Gods
known and unknown
l tied various sacred threads on my wrist
l begged God to make
my zillion wishes to come true
l'd have been better off studying
instead of spending time praying
l cracked 16 or more bones
2 months of complete bed rest
That's when l got enlightened!
l didn't plead to God today
to somehow ensure this job
lnstead l thanked Him
for blessing me with such a life
Sir, l won't mind
even if you reject me
With the limited skill and intelligence l have
l am confident l'll succeed in life, somehow
We don't want such an upfront
employee in our company
We want someone who will deal
with our clients in a more diplomatic way
You are too straight forward
But if you can assure us
that you can control your attitude
...we may consider you
Only after l broke both my legs
l learnt to stand on my own 2 feet!
This attitude was acquired
after many bruises
l can't change
You keep yourjob, sir
l'll preserve my attitude!
Sorry, sir
Don't misunderstand me
Wait
l've interviewed countless
people for 25 years
They will just nod their heads
for whatever l demand!
Where are you from?
Sir?
Shall we discuss
your salary package?
Thank you, sir
Boss, you are great
Bless us
Govindhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sir, you swore you'll shave off
your moustache when he gets a job
Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's new, dad?
l feel naked!
My dignity is out for a toss
Sevarkodi Senthil
l won't accept this defeat
You'll get yourjob
only if you pass the final exam
One who sets the question paper is
Virumandi Sandhanam
That's not fair, dad
Everything is fair
in love and war
This is world war 3!
Senthil, you are dead meat!
Hey mate!
How come at this
unearthly hour?
Are you drunk?
Gin...lady's drink
lt hit my head
Maybe a gulp too much?!
l can see a glimpse
of our local Juliet!
Yes, my dear
Roadside Romeo!!!
All for some courage?
Why do you need courage?
To pinch this key, soul mate!
Key to?
My dad's office duplicate keyyyyy!
Virus has set a question paper to
topple Senthil's grades to the ground
lts sealed in a cover, over there
Lift it
That's cheating
Not fair
Everything is fair
in love and war
Hey! Roadside Romeo!
l need to know a fact
Will your nose and my nose
collide when we kiss?
Gimme a smoothy smooch
Lets see if our noses...ouch!
Got a cigarette, mate?
Why are you giving me a jolt?
Sit here
Hey local Juliet!
Taste mohinja
Mohinka?
lts Burmese cuisine
l love it
Atho...Bejo
Mohinja...Kouse
Hey R.R!
You said Burmese, but this
sounds more like Malayalam
Panchavan Parivendhan
What kind of name is this?
Yuck
Not stylish at all
l won't use your surname
after we are married
-Ria
- Yeah, R.R?
We can't get married
You have a duty
left over to fulfill?
You love someone else?
Don't tell me you are gay?
Then why are you
not proposing to me?
Are you impotent?
Prove it
Come on
Provvvvvvvve it
ls it there, do you know?
Does her waist show?
lf it is so slender you can't see
then it's lleana, so slim is she!!!
ls it your midriff
or a shop so fancy?
Umbrella beyond
that waist so dainty?
Dude, l'm summit of fruits exotic
l am a special plate of zinc!
Cache of kisses your lips store
Give me one to start the score
Oh peahen with kaajal and turmeric
You are Kanchenjunga train, aesthetic
Like my 6th finger your waist so tiny
considered lucky, you are cool, baby
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
Just once dance and shake your belly
Shake the mountains to show your valley!
Point the spot, show the way
Hurry burry, kill me with no delay!
lf still wild and not addicted
spice me with kisses unlimited
Spook me, sin with me, high and low
my heart heaves for you to and fro!
l am young,
take me...ravish me
Oblige me, let's
live in my lips happily
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
He savored my lips wholeheartedly
Like cardamom he nibbled me tenderly
His kisses sweet with tender nips
embedded the sea into my lips
Soft like satin, ready to be feasted
Ripened perfect, fresh to be tasted
Did he carve or chisel this figure
Model this graceful sculpture?
Are you Genghis Khan the conqueror?
Only to your kisses l'll surrender?
Am l queen of fruits, rare as Mangusthan?
ln your arms, landlocked like Kazakisthan?
ls it there, do you know?
Does her waist show?
lf it is so slender you can't see
then it's lleana, so slim is she!!!
ls it your midriff
or a shop so fancy?
Umbrella beyond
that waist so dainty?
Dude, l'm summit of fruits exotic
l am a special plate of zinc!
Cache of kisses your lips store
Give me one to start the score
Oh peahen with kaajal and turmeric
You are Kanchenjunga train, aesthetic
Like my 6th finger your waist so tiny
considered lucky, you are cool, baby
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
- Stop the car
- What's the matter?
We never told Ria
we are meeting Pari
Stop the car, man
My bladder is bursting
- Shut up, dude
- You are in contact with her?
No, but l know her
land line number
Then 1st call her
There's no place for
'pees-ful' offering in this country
Hello!! Can l talk with Ria?
She is not here now
- ls she in the hospital?
- No, Coimbatore
Coimbatore?
She's getting married today
Ria is married?
Not till this moment
lf we go full throttle
...we'll reach
Coimbatore in 2 hours
We can spoil the wedding
Start the car
Make an 'U' turn
lmpossible
Straight to Dhanushkodi
We have to meet Pari
and return immediately
l have a meeting on Friday
with Kosakski Pasupugazh
Get into the car
lf l miss that, do you
know what will happen?
Japanese will get him
They are offering him ....
Rakesh weds Ria
Thanks for the suit
Virus will have a heart attack
We somehow create a ruckus
in both his daughters' weddings!
l'll exorcise, Ria
You rip off Mr Price tag
Venkat?!
We found Pari, Ria
- Sir?
- That's the groom?
How long will you take
to get an iron?
-Sorry, sir
-Give it to me, escape
Please give this inside, bro
Give the flowers to the bride
This is for the groom
to wear on the dais
lt is our custom
ls that so?
Hey mambo
Good morning, sir
Quick! lron my
sherwani, man
Hey mambo
l'm telling you we've found Pari
and you still want to marry that donkey
Are you insane, Venkat?
Don't fool yourself, Ria
You haven't forgotten
Pari even now
That's why you still eat
his favorite mohinja and kouse
That Rakesh?
How can a villain
ever turn a hero?
He'll tie around your neck, not the sacred
marriage thread but only price tag!
Shut up, Venkat
He has changed completely now
He doesn't talk about
brands or price these days
My 2 lakh worth
Rohit Bal sherwani!
Why the hell do you
guys eat chutney?!
lts your chutney, sir!
l'm late
What will l do for my dress?
Sorry, sir
Give me 2 minutes, sir
l'll clean it immediately
and be back in a jiffy
Go, man
Get it soon
Who the hell
invented chutney!?!
Ria, its late
Come out soon
Aunt, you look gorgeous!
Ria, l'm Senthil
Please don't create a big scene
They will chop me to pieces
Where is Rakesh?
What happened to
my sherwani, man?
Your house-keeping boy
took it with him
Chutney sherwani
Things have gone
beyond our control
Go and ask
Rakesh to come
lf l go now they'll say
groom didn't like the bride
Senthil, right time for you both
to make your exit
Car is ready and waiting for you
Bring Ria
Hey! Just shut up
Don't shout
Sherwani
How come you are here, sir?
Who is on the dais then?
On the dais?
One more round
and we'll be married
l'm already a married man!
Let's leave
So will my dignity and respect
l'll be ridiculed by all
So you will spoil your life, huh?
Sevarkodi?
They'll gossip for max 1 week
After that?
They'll forget
Dad
lf you deny this out of fear
you'll regret your inaction till you die
Everyone in their lives
will arrive at a crossroad
One side points to
Housekeeping
Rakesh
Mr Price tag
'Your fate that's sealed' life
The other side leads to
Pari...love
The life you desired and dreamt
This is the moment
that's the turning point in your life
Make up your mind
Hurry up
Go...go...go...go...go
Ria, l have a doubt
-What?
What if Pari is married?
-Whaat?
He wouldn't have got married, Ria
lf he has?
We'll bring you back here?!
Cool...cool...cool
Try these biscuits
Hand made
Made in San Francisco
What's he doing here?
Fuelling the car
with his gas!
Taste this biscuit
lts really yummy
All is well
All is well
Till yesterday
l was a decent chap
ln this past 24 hours l created a scene
and forced a plane to land
lnstead of Kasi i tried to
dissolve the holy ashes in the loo
l kidnapped a bride
All of this for that idiot Pari
Pari too will go
that extra mile for his friends
Check where the red seal cover is
Pari was worried Senthil
might replay his suicide attempt
...if he didn't do well in his exams
We went to Virus's office
to steal the question paper for him
We vowed not to
see the question paper
Such was our rightful thought
even in a wrong doing!!
Where has that darn man
hidden that damn paper?
Looks like dawn will break
before we lay our hands on it
Why don't you ask Ria?
l got finger cramps
dialing your # !?
Give me the phone
Hello dear brother-in-law
- Ria, you got a call
lf we say all is well
the baby kicks
Riaaaa...phone
l'll repeat all is well again
All...is...well!!
Pari, l found it
HellOoooo
Where are you coming from?
This is for you
What is this?
Question paper
Virus set this himself
to ensure you fail!
World's best friends
That's what you both are
1st you showed me
how to win the right way
Now you are showing me a wrong path
No need, buddy
l'll write what l know
Doesn't matter if l fail
Super trouper!
Senthil rose in our estimation
l wouldn't have minded
becoming his brother-in-law
l thought of
his sister Jaya
l controlled
my impulsive whim!
Sir?
You dirty mongrels!
Don't, sir
Will you change the system?
Will you pee in front of my house?
Please, sir
We are sorry, sir
You are rusticated
Leave the campus immediately
lf you don't leave by day break
l will call the police
Get out you rascals!
Rascals! All of you are rascals!!!
How did those scoundrels
get my office room key?
l was the one
who gave them , dad
lf l had given this key that day
to my bro, he'd be alive today
Ria...shut up
Did your son fall accidentally
from the train and die?
Shut up, Ria
You decided he should
be an engineer, dad
Did you ever ask him
what his dream was?
You pressurized him
to get 298.5 / 300
He chose to die instead of
writing the entrance exam
What is she saying?
She is blabbering, dad
l'll get your tablets
You go to your room, dad
Ria, what are you doing?
He wanted to study literature
To become a poet
was his dream
His last poem
was this suicide note, dad
Ria, will you keep quiet?
How long do you
want me to be silent, sis?
Once...atleast once
did you tell him
...that he could discontinue
if he didn't like engineering
...and follow his heart
He'd be alive today, dad
He'd be with us, now
He didn't commit suicide
Yes dad, it wasn't suicide
lt was murder
ln the continuous downpour
most roads in Chennai are flooded
Daaad?!
Shwetha?!
Millimeter, why are you
following me?
Go and study
l am following my heart
ls that wrong?
Please help
lt is an emergency here
Hey! What the hell?
ls there only
1 ambulance in this city?
Sir, what can l do?
Whole city is flooded
Don't know what to do
in this rain, Ria
l can't bear the pain
Hey! Shwetha!
What happened?
Pari?
Here...talk to Ria
ln the state she is in now, we can't
risk bringing Shwetha to the hospital
Listen to me
Aiyo! How do l make
you understand?
Her waterbag broke
Oi! Hello
Shwetha?!
Shwetha??
We are taking her
to the P.T hall, Ria
Switch on the light
- Where?
- Table tennis
Ria, we are in the P.T hall
Switch on the webcam
You'll be fine, sis
Ria, this pain is unbearable
Pari, we have no other option
So many babies have been delivered
when doctors and hospitals didn't even exist!
My sister's baby
will be safely delivered
...by you!
All is well
All is well
How dare you!
l'll murder all of you
Dad, please
Don't interfere in this
Venkat, get me towels
and a pair of scissors
Millimeter, bring clothes peg
and boiling hot water
Pari, cover Shwetha
with some sheet
Sis, push
Push...push
Come on, Shwetha
Grit your teeth and push
What do you mean
push...push?
l am not able to
Check if it is crowning
Crowning means?
See if the baby's head
is coming out
Come on, quick
GO!
No, it isn't crowning as yet
Shwetha...come on...push
She's exhausted, Ria
Shwetha!
Wake her up, dad
Otherwise it will lead
to complications
Shwetha
Looks like they will
need a vacuum pump
Where will they go
for a vacuum cup?
Vacuum cup?
How will that help?
Tell me
l'll show you
When the mother can't push the baby
a vacuum cup is inserted inside
lt will grip the baby's head tight
and help ease the baby out
l can do this
How?
Vacuum cleaner, sir
Pressure will be too high
in a vacuum cleaner, Pari
l can control the pressure
Can you get a vacuum cleaner?
There's 1 in my office
Venkat, you go
and get it right away
- Here's the key!
- Here's the key!!
Shwetha
Push...push
What happened?
What happened?
-l don't know
Ria.
-What happened?
No electricity
How will the vacuum cleaner work then?
Venkat, you get the vacuum cleaner
l'll make arrangements for electricity
How?
Millimeter, take Virus out
Quick
Sir, go out
Go out, sir
You molecule!
Behave yourself
Not this Virus!
Virus inverter that l invented!!
Go and get it fast
Sorry sir
Senthil, wake up
all the boys in the hostel
Get all the car batteries
you can lay your hands on
Don't forget the pressure gauge
Hey! Emergency
All of you come
to P.T hall immediately
Where is Pari?
l am here, sir
Senthil, switch everything off
Connect inverter
to the main board
Pari, vacuum cleaner
Venkat, bring the lens cleaner
that you use for your camera
You mean blower?
-Yeah...yeah
- Pari, blower
Fit this pressure gauge
in the vacuum cleaner's pipe
Pari, we are ready
Make sure switches are off
Switch on only
table-tennis lights and computer line
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Senthil, switch on the computer
Love you, Pari
Venkat, switch it on
Ria, how much should
suction force be?
Not more than 0.5
Venkat, 0.5
Close it
Venkat, switch it off
Senthil, go near the table
Look at me, same way
push the baby down
Like this
Venkat, switch it on
Okay...on
Come on
Shwetha...push
Shwetha...push
Otherwise the baby is in danger
Baby's head is seen
Shwetha, push
Push...Shwetha...push
Venkat, off
Fix 2 clamps and
cut the umbilical cord
Venkat, clip it
Give me the scissors
Careful
Right in the centre
Ria, why is the baby not crying?
Champ!
Look at me
Pari, rub the baby's back
No, he isn't moving
Blow into the baby's mouth
Come on, champ
No movement at all, Ria
Oh God!
Ria..
Don't cry, Shwetha
Say 'all is well'
He kicked!
What?
-The baby kicked
All is well
Say 'all is well'
All is well
lf Virus only said, 'l want my
grandson to be an engineer'
...l intended to knock him down
with 1 solid kick to his intestines!
But Virus stunned us instead
Look at how he's kicking
Will you become a football player?
Follow your heart, my precious
Wait
Where are you off to?
l'm not finished with you
Do you remember that you asked me
a question on your 1st day of college?
Why a pencil cannot
be used in space?
lf the pencil's hook broke
due to zero gravity
...it will be orbiting there
There are chances of it poking
someone's eye or nose
...or it could damage any instrument
Do you know that?
You were wrong
You cannot be right all the time
Understand?
Yes, sir
This is an important invention
Understand?
Yes, sir
My director told me, 'when you see
an extraordinary student
...give this to him'
Go and study
After you pass your exams
go wherever you want to
Sir, 1 photo please
l clicked snaps
... for those precious moments
to always be in my casket of memories!
So emotionally charged
Whichever way we turned
...laughter, screams ofjoy,
woeful faces, tear-filled eyes,
needles in all our hearts
for parting from our friends
We planned to meet
at least once a year
l never thought that would be
the last time l'd see Pari
Senthil
Only Pari can run a school like this
Where is Pari?
There's a wine shop in every
street corner but can't find a toilet
Smile please
You can't click snaps of all this
Go away, kiddos
Sir, this is a wall
Not a rest room
lf l get there
l'll smash you 2
Get off
All this is Pari's antics
He's somewhere close by
Come
Excuse me, sir
Do you know where
Panchavan Parivendhan is?
Handsome guy
He'll forever be
repeating 'all is well'
They used to call him Pappu
when he was young
Cool...cool
Come with me
Bro, where's Pari?
Venkat sir, look at these
He'll never miss
any book of yours
Senthil sir, take a look
He checks your blog daily
He'll talk about your research
with such pride to the kids here
Do you remember this helmet?
Yours?
Got stolen, right?
Who are you?
How do you know our names?
You still can't recognize me?
Millimeter has become centimeter now!
Millimeter!?!
Oi! Millimeter
How did you cross
this many kilometers?
One day, l got a letter
with a train ticket
Do you want to go to school?
Jump into this train
l did just that!
He updated us with his flashback
as short and sweet as a ThirukkuraL
Our Parianandha is pure gold!
Where is that incorrigible idiot?!
Atlee, operate this
You come in my dream
daily in that same scooter
...as my bride dressed in
your wedding finery
You remove your helmet
and come close to kiss me
Awwww...ouch!
At least you could have said
bye to me before you left
Sorry
Are you married?
Marriage...?
Not yet
You?
More or less!!!
lncorrigible idiot?!
Then?
Then?
What else?
What...
Are you in love with someone?
Yes
Who?
Local Juliet!!!
Our noses didn't collide!
Yeah! That's right
Hey! Pari?
Hai Venkat!
Yeah now l'm crappy Venkat!
l'll slipper you to shreds
l can explain
Don't bother
Senthil?
Catch him
Listen to me
Where all we hunted for you
Couldn't you make one single call?!
Did you come
all this way to thrash me?!
4 blows on my behalf
Hey losers?
Having fun, huh?
Hey! Silencer?
Panchavan Paaarivendhan
Greetings, school master
Such a big shot you are
Village school teacher
A for apple
B for ball, it seems
We boarded the same train, same day
But your train went in reverse
Engineer to school teacher
How much is your salary, Pari?
Rs 5000?
That's just $100
My son's pocket money is much more
than what you earn in a month
Don't be drama king
Stop it
He is the one who over (re)acted!
''l'll change the educational system
l'll change the world'' he claimed
Now he's busy baby sitting
A glorified nanny!!
Will you manhandle this
low grade fellow or shall l?
Relax!
Didn't l tell you a decade ago
...that you'll all cry
and l'll have the last laugh!?
Sign here
Accept you lost
and that l won
Declaration of defeat
Oi! He's come
with an agreement
Hey! This is Virus's pen
How did you get it?
Pinched it?
This is for winners
Not for losers
Don't feel bad that
you lost our bet
lf ever you need
donation for your school
...don't hesitate
to call my assistant
Catch it
Funny guys!
A for apple
B for ball
He hasn't changed one bit
Just ignore that low grade fellow
l am so relieved your name is not
Panchavan Parivendhan
After we get married, imagine
if l am called Mrs Parivendhan!
What's your real name?
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Pasapugazh?!!!
Yes.
-Ria Pasapugazh
Whaat?!
Are you the scientist?
You have 400 patents?
-Yes
l won't use this surname of yours
after we are married
Don't get hyper
Are you Vatsan's
Kosaksi Pasapugazh?
Japanese are searching for you?
Yeah...i think so
Whoever gave you
such a tongue twister name?!
Are you a scientist
or a teacher?
l'm a scientist
But l also teach children
Are you the Kosaksi Pasupugazh?
Yeah...yeah
Hey! Silencer
Low grade fella!!!
Take that, huh?
Wait...l'll call him
Hey! Mr Pasapugazh?
ls it really you?
l can't believe this
Sorry, Mr Vatsan
l cannot sign
your company's contract
Why, sir?
What happened?
How can l?
You have my pen
Which pen do you mean?
l don't get you
The one in your hand
that belongs to Virus
Mr Pasapugazh
Hi Mr Vatsannnn!
A for Aappu(Wedge)
B for bulb!!
K for Karpazhippu(rape)!
This is all common in friendship
That's a good one, huh?
l am completely floored, Pari
Sorry, Pasapugazh
l hope our problems
won't hinder our deal
Hey Low grade fella!
Take that, huh?
l was justjoking, buddy
My inner heart always knew
you'd be internationally acclaimed!
No...no
Really? l swear
Pari 100
Srivatsan 0
You win. l lose
You don't believe me
He dropped his bomb!
Boss! You are great
Bless me
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Let's scoot
l'll lose my job
l'm a family man
So true...Pari-anandha's
pearls of wisdom
Don't go behind success
Hone your skills
Yeah, Venkat speaking
Really?!
Sir, kindly switch off
your mobile phone
1 second please
Excuse me
Sir, please sit down
Captain, there's a medical emergency
Chennai...Air lndia 101
returning due to medical emergency
Hold still
Oh my God! l'm alright
Only my favorite
Goddess has saved me
You can go now
l'll find my way out
- Gentleman, wait
-70Kgs!
Start the car
- Ramba Rao?
- That's me
Should l show you
my name as tattoo for proof?
Let's go
Go to Adyar
l thought l had to
drop you in Andhra Club?
Yes, go via Adyar
Yes, Venkat
l'll be at your place
in 5 minutes...be ready
Wassup...so early!?
Srivatsan called me
Silencer?
He said Pari is here
Pari?!!
lf we want to meet Pari, he asked us to
be at our college water tank at 8:00 a.m
l had to pretend a heart attack
in mid air to come back now
- Oh crap!
You can relieve yourself later
come outside soon
l'll be there
right now
Paru, l'll be back soon
Thanks
l forgot my shoes
We traced our friend Pari
What?
My socks stink
l'll somehow manage
Oi! You forgot
to wear your pants!
Sorry...urgent
Stop here
Andhra club, sir?
You can go to Andhra later
Now go to ldeal engineering college
Okay, sir
Amnesia or fashion!?
Pant?!
Stop...stop...stop
Sir, Andhra club
Why are you in such a hurry?
You go straight to the airport
Brother will be waiting for you
Take him to Andhra club
He is also Ramba Rao!
This is Ramba Rao speaking
Where is my car?
l'm waiting in that same spot
you asked me to
l've searched everywhere
but the runway!
Pari....
Srivatsa!
Where is Pari?
Tell me. Where's Pari?
Hello losers!
l am back
Have a drink, man
You too
Where is Pari
First check this out
Super!
l didn't ask you to praise my wife
See the bungalow behind her
4 million U.S dollars
- l am talking about bungalow
- Wife is average looking!
Swimming pool...heated
Living room
Maple wood flooring
My new Lamborghini 6496cc
Why are you showing all this
to us like a real estate agent?
Where is Pari?
Did you guys forget?
Come with me
Where's he off to?
Mark this date, guys
10 years later we'll meet here
same day...same place
We'll see who's made it big then
lt's a challenge. Will you be here?
lf you have the guts
agree to this deal
Do you remember?
l wagered a bet with that
smart-ass in this same place
l am a MAN, l won
You good-for-nothing losers!
Hit you!
Shameless fellow
l got down from a flight in mid air!
He forgot to even wear his pants
For past 10 years we've been
hunting for our friend Pari
We don't even know
if he is alive or not
Did you ask us to come here
to humor your ego?!
Chill, dude
l knew he won't be here
He's rubbing salt
on to our wounds!
Let's push him down
Venkat! Let go
Why did you ask us to come here?
To meet Pari
Lets go check
if he's a big shot or l am
Which means...
you know where he is?
Yes
Where is Pari?
He's in Ootacamund
Don't get it? Ooty!
No one can emulate my friend
He changed every fad and trend
Buddy, where did you disappear?
Daily we longed for our friend so dear
He embroidered our hearts in friendship
He made us teary-eyed with his kinship
Like a mother's lap is his shoulder
He's our umbilical cord linked far
Friendship beyond love so true
more than a flight of steps it grew
Your friendship is our treasure
You developed in us a new picture
We flew so high
like fluffy clouds in the sky
Paving our path with a new bouquet
why did you abandon us halfway?
Like a child searching for his mother
without you how can we go farther?!
No one can emulate my friend
He changed every fad and trend
Buddy, where did you disappear?
Daily we longed for our friend so dear
Pari
Panchavan Parivedthan
As unique as his name
What our teachers and parents didn't
in 20 years, he taught us in just 4 years!
He identified myself to me!
Life is a marathon
lf we don't run fast enough
others will overtake us!
Even to be born we have to
compete with 300 million sperms!
l was born in 1980 at 10:20 a.m
At 10:21 my dad announced,
''l've got an engineer-son''!
Venkat Ramakrishnan B.E
And my fate was sealed
But no one asked me
what l wanted to be!
Sevarkodi Senthil
Venkat Ramakrishnan
Panchavan Parivendhan
- Room number?
-34
Let's go
l am Mani Maaran
l'm called MM
short for millimeter
To buy tea & coffee, wash & iron clothes,
copy assignments, l am all in all for all
But studying is up to you
Fixed rate , No bargain
Hey! Millimeter
One minute
You want to click snaps?
Go ahead
This is kilobyte
This is mega byte
This is their mother
Giga byte!
...but nothing bite!
Saraswathi namasthubyam
Varade kamarupini. - What undiluted devotion!
Vidyarambam karishyami
Siddhir bhavatu me sada
- Hi!l am Venkat
- l'm Senthil
Vani Saraswathi Vaag Devi
He thinks God will make him pass
Oi! Out
Hey! Millimeter
What's your meter?!
To carry 1 box for 1 km is Rs 2
- For 2 boxes 2 kms Rs 8
- Here's a tenner For You
l don't have a habit
of accepting tips
Okay...fine
Tonight, make sure you wear briefs
without holes for the fresher's party!
Boss you are great
Bless us
Our seniors made us fall
at their feet, in our briefs
Though l fell at our seniors' feet
l looked up to see Pari's face!
That was my 1st glimpse of Pari
- Boss
- What?
Look at our new volunteer?
Come...come...welcome!
Greetings, bro
What's your name?
Panchavan Parivendhan
What sort of a name is this?
King Pari who gave up
his chariot for a creeper
Now give your pants to our boss
Strip...strip
Are you deaf or what?
Wet pants will only
give you pneumonia!
Strip
All is well
All is well
What?!
All is well
Are you a Christian?
Hey! James Bond!
Tell him what to do
Take off your pants, man
Or he'll piss on you
Why are you showing off
your Engish now?
l was born in Coimbatore
l studied in California
So little slow in Tamil
There's no rush
You can show off your Tamil
Why did you get into
your pants so soon?
Strip!
Remove your trousers
Otherwise he will bless you
with his 'pees-ful' offering!
Peaceful offering?
- What language is this?
- Archaic Thamizh!
Oi! Come out
lf you don't...
on your door...
...l'll pee
l'll count till 10
lf you don't come, l'll pee in front of
your door through out this semester
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Boss, you are great
Bless me
Salt water is a great conductor of electricity
We learnt that in 8th grade as theory
Pari applied it practically
Dr Virumandi Sandanam
Our college principal
Students fondly call him 'Virus'
Life was all about competitions
He never wished anyone to win
Time is precious to him
So much so, his shirts have
no buttons, only velcro!
He doesn't tie a tie
He wears it!
He's ambidextrous
like actor Rajini in the film Sivaji!
He even tries to write with
both his feet at the same time
After lunch he takes a power nap
for exactly 7 1/2 minutes
Even then, he makes use of that time
by putting up with unproductive work!
Strict orders to Govindhan to cut his nails,
shave, tweeze his nostril hair during break
Virus is bringing eggs for us
All of you come out
What is this?
- Cuckoo, sir
..And this?
Cuckoo's nest
Wrong
Cuckoo never builds her own nest
Do you know where a cuckoo lays her nest?
Always in a crow's nest
First day and he keeps talking of
cuckoos, crows and ciphers!
Seems like a bad omen!
When the eggs hatch,
do you know what happens?
Cuckoo's young ones
push the crows' eggs down
Competition is over
Life begins with murder
That is nature
Compete or die
You are like this cuckoo
These are crow's eggs
that you pushed down
Don't forget...every year we get
4 lakh applications to this college
Only 200 get selected
You are part of the 200
Others are broken eggs
My own son applied thrice
He ended up as a broken egg
Life is a race
You've got to run fast
Otherwise the one behind you
will trample and overtake you
Let me tell you a very interesting story
This is an astronaut's pen
Due to lack of gravity in outer space
ball point and fountain pens don't function
Many scientists at the expense of
many million dollars, have invented this pen
This space pen can be used at
any temperature at whatever angle
One day, when l was a student
our director called me
Virumandi Sandanam
Yes, sir
Come here
l got scared
He showed me this pen and said...
'This is a symbol of excellence
l'm gifting it to you
The day you find an extra-ordinary
student like you, give this to him'
l am waiting to do so for past 32 years
l'm yet to find such a student
At least in this batch will one of you
be worthy of this pen?
Yes, sir
Hands down
Should l announce specially for you?
Sir, l have a doubt?
-ask
lf a pen didn't write in space
they could have used a pencil!
lt would have only cost Rs2!!!
Disperse
Time for class to begin
Oi! He's a real tough cookie!
Yesterday, he taught our seniors a lesson
Today, he made Virus speechless
We must be on our guard with him
You gave Virus himself a nasty medicine!
Boss, you are great
Bless me
Get up
You're not going to school?
lt's your father who pays?
Let him go
He's just a kid
You don't need fees
to study in a school
Just an uniform will do
Whichever school you like
get that uniform stitched
Sit in that class room
without uttering a single word
Who will find you out
in this crowd?
But if they do?
Change school
and change uniform
Did you hear that?
He has something...a spark!
He looks at ordinary stuff
in a totally new perspective
ln Virus's cuckoo flock
he stood apart as a peacock!
We were all professor's robots!
He was the only human amongst us
What is a machine?
What are you rejoicing?
My dream from childhood
is to become an engineer, sir
l am so happy to be here
Enough of being happy!
Define a machine
Sir, a machine is anything
that reduces human effort
Can you please elaborate?
Sir, whatever gadget makes time
and human effort easier is a machine
When we sweat,
we tap a switch
Fan...machine, sir!
lf we want to talk
to our friend far away
Phone...machine, sir
We are surrounded by machines!
From a pen's nib to a pant zip
it's a 'machine' world
One second up,
next second down
Up down
Up down
What's the definition?
That's what l was saying now
ls this what you'll write in your exam?
ls this a machine?
Up down
up down
ldiot!
Anybody else?
Sir?
Machines are any combination
of bodies so connected...
...that their relative motions are constrained
and by means of which force and motion
...may be transmitted and modified
as a screw and its nut or a lever arranged to turn
about a forearm or a pulley
about its pivot etc...
Especially a construction
more or less complex
consisting of a combination of moving parts...
...or simple mechanical elements
such as wheels, levers, cams etc
V.V.Good!
Perfect
Thank you sir
Please sit down
This is what l too said
...in simple terms
for everyone to grasp
You should then join a Govt. Arts college
But we should be able to understand
whatever we study, right sir?
What's the use of blindly
memorizing what's in our syllabus?
Oh! So you claim to be more
intelligent than these books?
lf you want to pass the exams
this is what you have to write
l just wan...
-Get out
lf you need to be told
in simple terms...get out!
ldiot!
So you got the definition of a machine
A machine is a combination of various elements
or links used to transform otherforms of energy into
Why are you back here?
l forgot, sir
What did you forget?
lnstruments that record, analyze, summarize,
organize, debate and explain information
...that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hard bound,
paperback, jacketed or non jacketed...
...with forward, introduction,
table of contents, index
that are intended for the
enlightenment, understanding
...enrichment, enhancement
and education of
the human brain through
sensory route of vision
...sometimes touch
Means?
Book, sir
Definition by the book
l forgot to take my books
That's why l came back
Why didn't you give this same
simple explanation earlier?
That's what l tried, sir...but
You don't like anything simplified!
Pari was an outstanding student
He'll forever be standing
None of the professors
liked the questions he asked
They'll immediately shoo him
out of the class
He'll promptly go and sit
in our seniors' class
When asked why, he'll philosophize that
knowledge can be sought in any level!
Similar to Pari in ideology
was Paneer Selvam
- Excuse me, sir
- Tell me, Paneer Selvam
When's our convocation?
Why?
So that my parents
can come from my village, sir
l need to book train tickets for them
l am the 1st engineer from our village
Even my relatives want to come
1st call your dad
Please, please, hurry up
Don't waste my time
Hello
Father, l'm Paneer speaking
How are you, my son?
l am fine
Siva Prakasam, your son won't
become an engineer this year
So don't book tickets
and waste your money
Why, sir?
He didn't get his project ready in time
He didn't like the project l suggested
Of his own accord he chose to make
a toy helicopter that kids play with
He's a good student, sir
Hey! Listen to me
lt's very unrealistic
and it won't work
You might as well start a poultry farm for him
At least he can watch a cock fly!!!
l am in the completion stage
ls your project ready?
Just see my project once, sir
Submit it
l'll see it
Just give me some grace time
l'll submit it, sir
Why should l give you extension?
My father had a heart attack
and was hospitalized
l couldn't concentrate
in my studies, sir
Did you stop eating for 2 months?
No, sir
No, sir
Sunday morning, my son
died in a train accident
Monday morning l came to college
1st hour class in 'digital principles'
So don't give me
that bullshit Paneer Selvam
l can only feel sorry for you
l cannot give you an extension
Sir?
Go quit
Very close, sir
Right in front of my own eyes
l disappeared into thin air
l dissolved as an unseen star
now here...nowhere!
l hear my heart tatter threadbare
l didn't expect this nightmare
l hear my heart tatter threadbare
l didn't expect this nightmare
l ask for rain, a few splashes
instead you reduce me to ashes
l ask for ray of light, few
my eyes, you take in lieu!
my dreams you stopped midway
will you let me continue somehow?
Pain and strain you piled on me
will you let me sleep now?
So well designed
Wireless camera on a helicopter
Useful for traffic update and security
Virus claims it won't fly
and this project is a failure
Why won't it fly?
We'll make it fly
Paneer ls almost there
Given a little more time
he'd have done it
Let it be a surprise to him
We'll make it fly
in front of his window
...and watch his reaction
from below on this screen
This is just excess baggage!
lf we do his assignment
who will do ours ?
Already we are flooded
with viva...test...quiz!
42 exams in every semester
Give me your hand
Place it on your heart
Repeat to yourself
All is well
All is well
Swami Pariyanandha
is chanting a new mantra
That means?
All is well means
it's all for the good
Positive thought
that only good will happen
ln our town there was a watchman
called Mariam Suzai
As soon as the sun sets
he will yell 'All is wellllllllll'
We'll all sleep peacefully
One night there was a burglary
Only then we knew our bro
was suffering from night blindness!
His 'all is well' slogan gave us
peace of mind to sleep in peace
l got enlightened that day
Our heart is a scaredy cat
Chicken hearted
Like him
We must bluff to our heart
However huge a problem
comes our way...
...we should tell our heart
'Chillax! All is well'
That will solve
all our problems?!
We'll get more courage
to face our problems
Remember this mantra
lt will come in handy for sure
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
lf your life gets too tight
loosen up to set it right
lf you live a bat's life, upside down
earth is hanging garden of Babylon
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
lf your life gets too tight
loosen up to set it right
lf you live a bat's life, upside down
earth is hanging garden of Babylon
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
Hey there! White shirt guy
Book in your hand...why?
Are you well read?
Don't show-off, pinhead!
Hey! Dude! Hear me out
lt's foolish to learn by rote
Are you a stork
waiting for its prey?
Don't obsess
about marks and pray
Like a marble stuck in a soda bottle
should lessons choke at full throttle?
To overload your upper storey
is your brain a mere lorry?
Pack up your brains, seal it neat
Follow the route of your heart beat
Class topper isn't a hero marvel
Catch word is 'all is well'
Hero can become zero
'All is well' is your motto
Joker isn't of zero nature
'All is well' your signature!
ln a deck of cards
he's the hero for sure!
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Dictum is 'all is well'
Brahma the creator
you can be
Beat on the desk
in harmony
Rock and roll
in tune with your soul
Should every student
be a jail-bird?
Sim trapped in a mobile
can they be captured?
Let's escape unhindered!
lf no latch on the restroom door
hum a song with its encore
You'll become number one priority
sought after singer celebrity
Lock up your brains, seal it neat
Follow the route of your heart beat
lnto your room if a snake does slither
Wave your exam paper it will disappear
lf you get a paunch with too much beer
'All is well' you must whisper
You'll be the perfect inspector!
lf heart's battery low in level
Charge it with 'all is well'
Defeat or distress spell
Buzzword is 'all is well'
lf your life gets too tight
loosen up to set it right
lf you live a bat's life, upside down
earth is hanging garden of Babylon
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
Thread in the doughnut of lentil
Tagline is 'all is well'
Bring that thread
to fly a kite overhead
lf on 31st there's cigarette shortage
'all is well' should be your adage
Beedi will do
to bond us true
Paneer, my son
How could you
leave me and go?
You got away with it
Police didn't find out
Paneer Selvam's dad is also in the dark
Do you know what the cause of death is,
according to the post mortem report?
Pressure on windpipe
resulting in choking
They claim he died
due to pressure here
But he had pressure
here for 4 years
ls anyone aware of that?
Why was that not recorded?
Engineers find machines
for various needs
lf there was a machine to measure
this pressure, by now everyone will know
...this is not suicide
...but murder!
How dare you blame me
for Paneer Selvam's suicide?
How are we responsible, if a student
cannot handle academic pressure?
There are gazillion pressures in life
How can you blame
someone else for it?
l am not blaming you, sir
l am pointing a finger
at our system
l have statistics
to prove my point
lndia leads as # 01 country
in students committing suicide
For every 90 minutes a student
tries to commits suicide
More than ill-health or accident
death rate by suicide is higher
l am not bothered
about all your statistics
This is 1 of the finest
colleges in our country
lt is 32 years
since this college was started
From 28th rank
l've brought it to #1 rank
What are your standing in #1?
We refer to peeing also
as 'number 1 '
No one is allowed
to think out of the box
There's no respect
for innovative inventions
Their target is marks oriented,
cushy job or settle abroad only
You teach how to achieve good grades
Not how to excel as an engineer!
Then you teach me
- No, sir, l didn't mea...
Today we are going to see the thermal
Dr K.S, please take a seat
Students, he is soooper
intellectual and a genius
He knows more than
all the qualified teachers here
Today, Professor Dr Engineer Parivendhan
will teach us a lesson in engineering
- Sir, how can l...
- To you, now!
We do not have all day
Bi sent-hilator
Driven- katri- nation
l'll give you all 30 seconds time
Find out what these words mean
You can refer your books
Those who find the answer
please raise your hands
Let me see who is 1st
and who is last
Your time starts now
Time up
Time up, sir
None of you could
find the answer?
For 1 minute
rewind your lives
As soon as l wrote these 2 words
did any of you have feel electrified?
Did you feel an excitement
to learn something new?
Anyone?
No
As soon as l said start
all of you ran a race
What do you gain by falling all over
your books and getting A grades?
Are you increasing
your knowledge?
No, only your
pressure increases
This is a college
Not a pressure cooker!
Even in a circus, the lion, petrified
of the ring master's whip
...obeys his commands
Do we call it a well trained lion
...or well educated?!
Hello!
This is not a philosophy class
Explain what those 2 words mean
Sir, those words
don't exist
They are just names of my friends
Smoke screen!
Quiet
Nonsense, ls this the way
to teach engineering?
No, sir, l'm not here
to teach engineering
You are better equipped than me
l'm only teaching you
the right way to teach!
l have faith
you'll one day learn this
Bye, sir
All the best, sir
Quiet, l said
Your sons Senthil and Venkat
due to bad influence are deteriorating
... in their studies to dismal depths
Letter from Virus was
a bombshell in both our homes
Like Nagasaki and Hiroshima
our folks were devastated
My friends were invited home
to celebrate my birthday
Come in...do you see that
expensive air conditioner?
For my son to study
in the lap of luxury
l spent Rs15,000
to fit this, only in his room
l haven't got myself
l still travel in a scooter
All my 25 years of earning
l've spent on his education
For his future
l've sacrificed our happiness
His mother cooks the best raw rice for him
She makes eggs specially for him
Hey Venkat!
Are these snaps clicked by you?
Photography is his passion
He won't even spare a dog
or pig wandering on the road
He wants to become
a wild life photographer
- What's his % ?
- 91
He has slid down
from 94 to 91
ls my speech
so funny to you?
No, uncle
Snaps he has taken are so beautiful
Why do you want him
to be an engineer?
Let him be a famous
wild life photographer
Dear man, l beg you with folded hands
Don't confuse my son
and spoil his life
Venkat, lunch is ready
Pari, come
When you come next time
...if you come
before you leave
We had prepared our taste bud
for a home cooked gourmet meal
But my dad ruined our appetite
So we didn't even mind eating
paper at Senthil's house
His house seemed like a scene
from an old black and white film
...single room with a half dead father
...his mother Nirmala
with a whooping cough
...and an older sister
Jaya yet to be married
His mother was a school teacher,
retired, who lamented non-stop
lf a neighbor flashed a smile
she'd immediately ask a favor!
His father was a post master
When he was paralyzed on 1 side
they were in deep debt all sides!
Whole family was tottering
on this couple's pension
Jaya is 28 now
Even the theatre usher wants
100 sovereign gold as dowry!
lf you don't study well,
how will she get married?
One kilo rice is ElGHT rupees!
Since wheat is only Rs 3
at the Govt. ration shop
...we can afford
to eat only rotis
Mother!!!
Shall l serve you tomato chutney?
Tomato is Rs 8 a kilo
Onion Rs 15 a kilo
MOTHER!
lf we get a complaint letter from
your college, how will we survive?
Looks like we need to go
to a jewelry shop to buy onions!
some more
tomato chutney?
No, thanks
Why are you disgracing me
in front of my friends like this?
Okay, l'll stick
glue on my lips
l've got to earn making
my throat go hoarse, for you
l should double up as maid
at home and do all the chores
...but not open my mouth!
l can pour my heart out
only to my son
Can l tell our difficulties
to your friends?
We were in a dilemma, whether
to console Senthil or his mother
We decided to 1st comfort
our stomach's hunger pangs
To relieve his constant itching
1 tube of Saibol ointment is Rs15
Do you want another roti?
This is enough,
thank you
Tomato is Rs 8 a kilo
Onion Rs 15 a kilo!
At least my mother gave us roti
His father shooed us away
Real sadist
Hitler
Yeah! Your mother is Mother Teresa
She gave us 'chest haired roti'!
lf you talk ill of my mother
l'll make mince meat of you
Why are you both fighting?
l'm dying of hunger
Let's go eat somewhere
Who'll pay?
Mother Teresa?!
You don't need cash
Just a cover will do!
Look over there
Good evening
-Welcome
How are your parents?
Can't you see them?
They are right behind me
Do you know them?
l'm so terrified
Even before we eat, l think,
l need to use the restroom
We must taste every single item
on the buffet menu, buddy
You'll burst and die
All we need to do is
download at intervals!
Ria...what the hell is this?
Why are you wearing
such an ancient watch?
What will people think of you?
You have a status to maintain
as Rakesh's fiancee
You'll become a famous doctor
People will mock at your watch
Throw that Rs 200 watch away
- Hi Handsome!
-Hi aunty!
Did you notice something?
Rubies?
Bought in Mandalay
Let's go meet David
Excuse me
Yes
Flowers
Please give me that glass
Why?
ln case you hit
my head with it
Why would l do that?
l want to give you some
free 'pearls of wisdom'
What?
Don't marry thatjackass!
Excuse me
He's not human(e)
Mr Price tag!
Listen
lf you marry him
...you'll be showered
with brands and their price lists
...but no life
Hello
Shall l show you a demo?
Would you like to know
how expensive his shoes are?
l won't ask
He'll himself volunteer
Just watch
Life is a brand
Even God is a brand
That's why l have brandy
Without a brand you are nothing
Oh! Shucks
- You fool!
He poured chutney
on my $300 shoes
My $300 shoes
My God!
How will l walk now?
Didn't l tell you?
Escaaaape!
Free advice!!
lt's your call
Dad, are they your guests?
Serve for me also
They are my students
Why are they here?
1 second
Hi ! You opened
my eyes to reality
Thank you so much
lt's no big deal
Social service is my hobby
Why don't you do 1 more
good deed for the day?
Sure, Tell me
My dad is so stubborn
l should marry only Rakesh
You have a way with words
Can you show my dad also a demo?
Don't you worry
l'll make him tell
how much his briefs cost!
Senthil, pass that chutney
You are so sweet
- Where is your father?
- Right behind you.
All is well
Escape, Free advice
lt's your call!
What are you doing here?
We wanted to give our gift
to the bride and groom
You can hand it over to me
Bride happens to be my sister
l think l need to use the restroom!!!
Sir, how many
daughters do you have?
Empty
lt's not a gift cover
lt's a freebie cover!
We had kept a 1000 rupee note inside
Where did it disappear?
We never invited you
Maybe the groom did?
Actually...we belong
to science side
Explain that to me
Dad, he has a way with words
Give my dad your demo
Please
Sir, you know in Chennai,
very often, there's power failure
So many weddings are hassled
We want to invent an inverter
using battery of the cars parked here
- Wow!
lnvented inverter?
Design is ready, sir
Where's the design l gave you?
l gave it to Senthil ages ago
Senthil, design?
Sir, ask all your guests
to give me their car keys
l'll make an inverter
here, right now
You can invent stories
Not an inverter
Sir, trust me
l can
Since we invented it
at your daughter's wedding
...as an ode to you, we want to
name it as 'Virus inverter'
How does it sound?
Daaad! Your nick name is 'Virus'?
You never told us
Senthil and Venkat, be at my office
tomorrow during lunch break
Sorry sir, we'll pay you
back for the dinner
...in installments
We won't attend any wedding
Not even mine, sir!
l won't even get married, sir!!
Your parents shouldn't have got married!!!
World would be less by 2 idiots
ls he starting off
on a lecture spree?
Pay attention
Back to zeros and eggs?!
Monthly income of your friend
Panchavan Parivendhan's father
lf we remove 3 ciphers from that
it's Venkat's father's monthly salary
Remove 1 more zero
Rs 2500 is your entire family's
TOTAL monthly income, Senthil
l don't have to explain
your situation better than this
lf you want to study diligently
and pass with flying colors
...move to Srivatsan's room
lf you join with Pari
you'll end up in a garbage can
Dear boys
Do you want to shave?
No, sir
Then get lost
This is called 'divide and rule'!
Virus is trying to spoil our friendship
Don't be worried
We have to worry
He's the 'grade-giver'
lf we don't get good grades
we won't get a decentjob
l don't have a rich dad
to be cool about my future
Why are you lamenting like this?
Then do we have to
follow whatever he says?
All is well
All is well
You can play 2nd fiddle to him
l can't do that
Oi! You are crossing your limit
No, l'm saying
'let's be within our limits'
My family is depending on me
My mother's entire pension money
gets spent on my father's medicine
lf we don't give 50 sovereigns of gold
looks like my sister won't get married
lt's more than 5 years since
my mother wore a good sari
Mother Teresa wore
only a white sari all her life!
ls my family's suffering
entertainment for you?
We have to study to pass
But not to get great grades
or an awesome job
We should study to
enhance our knowledge
Don't go behind success
Choose a career you like
Follow your heart. Hone your skills
Work hard
Success will automatically follow
Many wise men have said this
Which wise man?
Pari-anandha the God-man?
Your pearls of wisdom, huh?
Senthil, don't get tensed
We'll all definitely pass
Nothing is impossible
Nothing is impossible?
Try to squeeze this
back into the tube
Like how lndia got freed from the British
and got trapped with our politicians
Senthil, thinking he escaped from us
got into the clutches of Srivatsan
Our nickname for
Srivatsan is silencer
To magnify his memory
he gorged on...
...'lncrease l.Q Jelly'
God knows what crap that was!
Offensive smell of his flatulence
was beyond our nasal tolerance!
l didn't do it
Senthil, wasn't it you?
''Caution''
''Fart-king''
Silencer memorizes
non stop...18 hours a day
Day before the exam he'll ensure
...that others don't supersede
his grades by distracting them
He believed in 2 ways
of being the topper
1st make sure
he gets good grades
2 nd to ensure others
DON'T get good grades
To put an end to
Silencer's sly tricks
...and to save Senthil
...Pari came up with
a genius game plan
Our college principal
is an expert at teaching
Do you know the meaning
of all these Tamil words?
l don't need to know
l am a good memorizer
Go ahead
Srivatsan was selected to give
welcome speech on teachers' day
To impress Virus he asked Bose
to write a speech for him
...in chaste Tamil
Srivatsan
There's a call for you
Mr Bose, take a print out
l'll be right back
Why is there a sudden stink
of rotten cabbage here?!
Princi was just talking about you
ls that so?
l'll go see him then
Give this to Srivatsan
l'm calling from
the commissioner's office
- Are you Srivatsan from California?
- Yes sir, you are right
We've got classified information
...that you are part of a revolutionary
youth movement and you have secretly
...stored bombs in your hostel room
Bomb?
That too a silent bomb
Don't be drama king!
lf we take you to station
and tap you in the right places
...every inch of truth will
automatically come out
No sir, it will pain, sir
Silencer's attention was
diverted to give Pari time
...to change certain words
in his speech strategically!
For example, karpikkum (to teach)
was changed to karpazhikkum (to rape)
Excuse me, sir
Did you call me?
Who are you?
Librarian Bose
Permanent staff, sir
Congratulations
One minute Commissioner wants
to talk to you
Sir...sir...sir
Silencer!
They say you are
yourself a human bomb!
We've got reports
from intelligence
Sir, wrong information
You can search my room, sir
Shut up...you
l know it's not in your room
l also know you've hidden it
somewhere behind you!
Apparently you are an expert
in releasing bombs
...invisible to the human eye!
lt's because of people like you that
there's a huge hole in the ozone layer!
This is a very important case in the city
lt's now changed hands to CBl
We'll be there anytime
Till then you should not leave
your college hostel premises
You are mistaking me for...
Hands up!
Hey! Silencer
Mr Bose asked me
to give this to you
You don't call me that
You Pari poori
scumbag of a crap cleaner!
lrritating fellows
Always sitting on the steps
Principal never called me
l only said he was talking about you
Did l say he called you?!
Get lost!!
Warm welcome to Respected minister,
my dear teachers and my student buddies
Last week in the survey made by lndia Today
our college has the honor of been ranked
7th place in lndia
and 1st in Tamil Nadu
All credit goes to only 1 individual
Our college principal
Mr Virumandi Sandhanam
Voice is his, Words are mine!
For the past 32 years
full credit goes to him, solely
...for many boys and girls in our college
to have been raped by him!
l was the one who substituted
rape for teach
Many have been raped by him
l am surprised how one single man
in his lifetime can rape
so many students
He has prepared himself thoroughly
for this from his adolescent years
...by reading appropriate books
and indulging in apt exercises
...thereby becoming
strong enough to do a good job!
We should all follow his footsteps
We as students here, today
...whichever corner of the world
we may be in, tomorrow
...must take an oath
to rape just like him
We should prove that no one else
but an lEC student can rape so effectively!
Srivatsan!
The credit for that act will go only to
king of rape, our principal Mr Virumandi
Avatar of generosity in rape
Mr Virumandi sandhanam
Next, our respected kalavi minister
Kalavi means sex, right?
Sex is his existence
Kalvi (education)
became kalavi (sex)!!!
For the sake of sex
he has awesome kongai
KoLgai (principle)
became kongai(breast)!!
Kongai means breast, nitwit!
Virumandi, why is he
talking total crap?
Minister for sex, our rape king
is scrutinizing your breasts intensely
He is your designated
breast propaganda delegate!
How demeaning this is!
lt will soon be
talk of the town
...without doubt that he will
molest your breasts
Did you invite me here
to humiliate me like this?
Sir...sir
Today is teachers' day
Teacher's vocation is dedication
Sacrifice yourself to this service
This is the right moment to reward
...our teachers who have
dedicated their lives to us
with kusuvaasam
Lord Shiva. help me!
Art o' fart!
Our fart-king is rocking, man!
Vishwasam (gratitude)
became kusuvaasam (art o' fart)
How do we display
our art o' fart?
Listen to our expert
Art o' fart! is of 4 kinds
Do we need to
listen to this crap?
B.B.N.T
Big Bang No Tension
L.S.S.D
Little Spicy Slightly Disturbing
M.S.V.E
More Spicy Very Embarrassing
S.B.D
Silent But Deadly
Thank you very much
What wrong did l do, sir?
l spoke high of you only
Don't kick me, sir
Get out, you moron!
This is what happens,
if you learn by rote!
What you memorize now
...may hold you
in good stead for 4 years
But the next 40 years
it will rape you!
Fart-king really rocks
You swines!
Why did you do this to me?
How did l ever harm you?
Sorry Vatsan
Don't take anything personal
l won't forget this disgrace
till my dying day
l'll think of it every minute
every second of my lifetime
Let it go
Don't get too hyper
We showed a demo to Senthil
Repercussions of mugging
Whatever is learnt
should be understood
We should revel
in enjoying science
l have not come here
to enjoy reading science
Did you come to rape science?
silent but deadly
Laugh to your heart's content
Make fun of my learning methods
One day with these same methods
l'll be a successful celebrity
l'll have the last laugh then!
You will be crying
You are in the wrong track, Vatsan
l am on the right track
You are on a different train,
l am on a different train
Let's see who becomes successful 1st
Same day 10 years later
we'll all be back to the same station
Then we'll know who made it big
Want to bet on that?
Let's see who wins
Come on
l challenge you
lf you pride yourself
in being a man, say yes
What is he doing?
Don't forget this day
wowww!
A brand is a brand always
This is a 1st time l've got
such an expensive gift, Rakesh
You will be Rakesh's wife
Hereafter you have to be 'branded'!
l'll be right back
Weren't you the one
who changed the subject?
Watch is soooper!
Don't change the subject
l didn't
You are change your watch
l'm not talking of
our present conversation
Kind of...
What's your grouse
against my dad?
Nothing, l've even named
my inverter after him!
Take a look
Why are you stressing out my dad?
Your dad is not running a college
but a factory
Factory that churns out donkeys
Like your donkey
standing over there
You?!
What audacity to call
my fiance a donkey?!
Because he is one
1st he studied engineering, then MBA
Now he's working in a bank in USA
Why study engineering
to work in a bank?
Your dad got taken in
...or he's from a money lending family
Just 'cos he's a topper and
got you stuck with him for life
To all these donkeys
life is just profit or loss
As far as he is concerned
you are an asset to him
You are Prinicpal's daughter
You can afford to give a fat dowry
You'll become a doctor
Your pocket will be well lined
You'll enhance his image
That's why he's making a bee line for you!
He thinks of you as a brand
...not as a woman
What the hell do you think of yourself?
Are you saying
Rakesh doesn't love me?
He bought this watch, right?
Hold this for a moment
Only demos make you understand
Just wait and watch!!
Hey! Rakesh!
Where did you disappear Ria?
l was worried
Ria lost her new watch
That's what she's hunting for
Whaaaaat?
You lost that watch?
No worries, Rakesh
We can always
buy her another watch
-Nonsense
-Thank you
Riiaaaaa
lt's 4 lakhs, Ria
4 lakhs?!
My watch is just Rs 400
Both show the same time
-Said up
- Okay, forget it
You are so careless, Ria
This careless attitude
is just disgusting
That was a limited edition watch
You just lost it
'cos you got it free
Fine, wear your obsolete
oldie watch for dinner parties
Why are you staring
ls this how mature
you can be?!
l can't handle this
Stop crying and
search for the watch
Damn it
She doesn't care
if its a branded watch, man
She just doesn't get it
What?
Your 4 lakh watch
Find some other hand for it
Donkey!
You are a very bold lady
You called him a donkey
straight to his face
Get lost
l thought you'll thank me for saving you
instead you are cursing me!
Okay, thank you
Move aside
You don't love him at all
What do you mean?
lf you truly loved him
if he stood before you...
La la la laaaa....
You'll hear music in your ears
Butterflies will flutter in your heart
Every inch of you
will bloom and blossom
Stars will appear
like a silver moon
All this will happen
in computer graphics
...in director Shankar's reel life,
not in our real life!
lt will happen if you fall in love
with a man and not a donkey
Hello
What?
Oh God!
Okay, l'll be there right now
Aren't you a medical student?
l need a favor
Emergency please
What?
A patient is dying
Come with me
Stupit
What's the use of taking a Hippocratic oath
that you'll save a life without fear or favor?
You'll anyways kill patients
once you are a doctor!
Come with me, please
You created a ruckus
in my sister's wedding
You broke my engagement
My dad is swallowing tablets
for blood pressure like peanuts
And here l am helping you!
Unbelievable!!
- Aunty, where is Senthil?
- He is gone to get a taxi
2 hours since he called
for an ambulance
Even a pizza gets
delivered within 1/2 hour!
What kind of a city this is!
We must immediately
admit him in hospital
Hey hey!. Hey stop!
Move...move...move
Emergency
Do you have any brains?
You brought my dad in a scooter
l couldn't get a flight
That's why
Don't be over smart!
Where's my dad?
Go and ask the doctor
lt was a close call, Ria
We'd have lost him
if you'd been a little late
Thank God you didn't wait
for the ambulance
He's alive thanks to
your presence of mind
Give me a call
incase you need me
Thank you, Pari
How can you
thank your friend?!
Tomorrow is your exam
Leave now
There are many exams in life
But only 1 dad!
Only when post master
is home safe and sound
...we'll leave, don't worry
Forgive me, Pari
l was terrified
All is well
Go in and see your father
This is a soooper dooooper scooter
lt has saved a life
How much do you think it'll cost?!
Pour chutney on it, l'll tell you!!
Happy lndependence day
Today isn't August 15th
For you it is August 15th!!
You can wear your mom's watch
with absolute freedom
No donkey can question you!
Can't ridicule it
as obsolete oldie watch
Take care, bye
How did you find out
that its my mom's watch?
At your sister's wedding you were
dressed to kill from head to toe...
...watch alone wasn't trendy
l just guessed
You must have missed
your mom a lot that day, right?
Yes
She must have been a very beautiful lady
Ya, how do you know that?
l've seen your dad!!!
Remember life is a race
Run...run...run fast
...or those behind you
will trample you
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love(Tamil) l have on you.
Unconditional love
for only you!
l plucked a word out of
every language in an array
l braided them together
to make a love bouquet
l offer it to you as my gift
with love as my wish list
Know not how love struck a chord
with you of its own accord
My life that was meandering
'coz of you found a meaning
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love l have on you.
l'll make Pluto our home to rest
l'll collect stars to warm our nest
Triangles on your nose
l'll scrutinize
Diameter & depth
on your bosom l'll analyze
Curve lines
on your waist l'll summarize
Are you Plato's son in disguise?
Am l your lab to research & revise?
You are unwell and in misery
Your eyes show that clearly
To cure you of that malady
l prescribe my kiss as remedy
With my stethoscope
l can hear
...your heart sing
lub-dub lub-dub in my ear
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love(Tamil) l have on you.
Unconditional love
for only you!
You came in my dream like dejavu
King, you taunted me, why did you?
You insisted l pay taxes as duty
while your heat waves 'hit' on me
With your blood on heat
you came near me for a treat
Shall l fulfill your need
follow the cool moon's lead?
Glass-moon, my eyes
you bedazzled bright
On earth you cast
your shadow white
On a blade of grass you are the dew
crystal clear with a heart so true
You are a lap-top virus-free
Your soul shines a halo of purity
My back yard jasmine!
You are so enchanting
Like baby-talk
you are truly endearing
love(Arabic) love(Lithuanian)
love(English)love(Telugu)
love(Malay) love(Hindi)
love(Tamil) l have on you.
Unconditional love
for only you!
l plucked a word out of
every language in an array
l braided them together
to make a love bouquet
l offer it to you as my gift
with love as my wish list
Know not how love struck a chord
with you of its own accord
My life that was meandering
'coz of you found a meaning
Wake up
Get up
What happened?
Post master passed away, huh?
What a sadistic humor?!
Exam is at 9:00 A.M
lt is 8:30 A.M now
How can we leave him
in this state and go?
Don't be drama king
l am here
Doctors are here
Nothing will happen in 3 hrs
Take my scooty and go
Come on
lts getting late
lf you suddenly
become a good girl
...we'll all wonder why!
-Steady yourself
- enough
Write the rest in your exam
Looks like Venus and
Lady Luck are smiling on me!
Go
Oi! Get lost
Sorry, sir
We got delayed
Emergency, sir
What emergency?
Grand ma died back home
Whose grand mother?
His!!!
His grandma, sir
Nothing to worry, sir
Everything is okay
Sir, they are still writing
Hello!
Time up
Give us 5 minutes, sir
We started half hr late
Grandma died, sir
Please, sir
As if we asked for his daughter's
mobile #, he's glaring daggers at us
He was busy arranging the papers
according to our respective roll numbers
ln that gap we finished
writing the exam
- Thank you, sir
Too late
you can keep it
Sir, sir...please, sir
Nothing doing
Do you know who we are?
l don't care if you are
our chief minister's grand son
Reply only to questions we ask
Do you know our names?
At least our roll numbers?
l don't know
What will you do?
lt seems he doesn't
know our roll nubers
Escaaaaaaaape!
Stop
Day of result
Everyone was petitioning God
l've prayed to You, Trinity of Gods
every single day of my college life
l am not asking for distinction
Just let me scrape through
Oi! Look right at the end
Your name is right
- The penultimate.
-Yours?
-2nd last.
Pari?
No
We were completely
down in the dumps with our life
We didn't really mind being last
We passed because of him
and to think he failed!
We were upset is an understatement!
How can it be?
lts just not possible
You can try re-valuation
-Go away
Why is he lamenting?
He got 2nd place
lsn't this too much?
Who is 1st then?
Panchavan Parivendhan!
Pari?!?
That's when we understood
lf our friend flunks,
we'll be down in the dumps
lf the same friend tops the class
...our mind's a mass of mess
like cooked noodles!
2 more people were
put off and resentful
Panchavan Parivendhan
1st row right next to the director
Amalanathan
3rd row 3rd seat
Murali
2nd row 5th seat
Swaroopa
3rd row
ls it necessary to be seated
according to the rank?
Why?
What's your hassle?
Ranking system itself is a hassle
like our caste system
1st rank student
like a superior caste
Last rank student is low caste
lt is not nice, sir
Do you have a brighter brainwave?
1st we should stop publicizing it
on the notice board
Why tell the whole world about
those who got low marks or failed
Why create a wedge?
An inferiority complex?
You consult a doctor
You are diagnosed with aids
Just an example!
Doctor will tell you alone
in total privacy?
Or will he pin it up
on a notice board?
You see...sir
Basically what you are saying is whisper
each student's result into his ears
You are 1st
You are 2nd
l am so sorry but you must
Sir, you are spraying!
What l'm trying to say is
ranks create discrimination
Since l am the class topper
l am sitting next to you
My close friends
'cos they are last
...you've cast them
into some corner
Don't you feel sad for them
At least they are in the picture!
lf they keep gallivanting with you...
...next time they won't
even be in the frame
They will neither pass
or get a decentjob
They will get a job, sir
There are many companies that believe
in human brains instead of robots!
l guarantee that
You guarantee it?
Bet, sir?
-Govindhan
-Yes, sir.
Those 2 boys in the last row
lf 1 of them gets a job in our campus
interview, l'll remove my moustache
Okay, sir
Aiyo!
He put his usual
missile bomb!
He merged it
with the sound of the horn!
Hey septic tank!?
Are you still on that ?????
l didn't do it
Senthil???
How can we forget
your dead rat smell?
Venkat, give me your wallet
2nd half of me is trembling
l'll get myself a pant
Why waste money?
Vatsan's suit is here
Put it on
Don't touch my shirt
lt will get dirty
Forget it
Pari can identify you
even if you are in your boxers!
Sweater uncle, tell us how
to reach this place?
Why would l be selling
sweaters, if l can read this?
Poor man
He doesn't know to read
Do you intend to rape him?!
- You can talk?
- Yes
Do you know where
Panchavan Parivendhan lives?
Over there
Come, let's go
- Vatsan, your gnyana sundi churnam
-Thank you
- Where have you found?
- ln your pocket.
How dare you?!
That's my pant
Why do you differentiate
as yours and mine
Bhagavd Gita says
everything belongs to everyone
Shut up!
l want my pant
Remove it
People might think
What happened?
Pari's dad...
-Where is Pari?
-Over there
l feel awful
As long as he was alive
he was everything to us
2 days back, l met him at
the collector's office
Pari?
Yes
Where is Pari?
- l am Pari!
l mean
Panchavarnan Parivendhan
That's me
Tell me
Pari has changed
beyond recognition!
Pari, be brave
Panchavan Parivendhan
Oi!
Same name, photo and degree
But person is different
Wonder what cover up has happened
Do you know what deja vu means?
We feel an event happening now
has already been experienced by us
lsn't that deja vu?
Do you know what's jamais vu?
Oh sure!
Relieving and not
zipping one's pant
An extra familiar event seen many times
is totally unfamiliar, as if seen for 1st time
We are all in the Jamaisvu mode now
Pari we saw in the photo
is our classmate Pari
But we have all forgotten
his face and imagine otherwise
This is my theory...howzatt?
Bombs you shell out are better!
How you got the address of Pari?
-- Yeah, tell us how
Hey! How dare you
take my biscuits?
l got them from San Francisco
Handmade and expensive
Specialy made for
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Who is that
Kusuksy Pasapugazh?
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Great scientitst
400 patents
World wants him
Can't meet him that easily
l've chased him for 1 whole year
and managed to get an appointment
lf only he signs my company deal
...l'll get a trillion dollar business
l'll be huuuuuuuuuuuge
Stop glorifying Pasapugazh
How did you get Pari's address?
You have to thank
Pasapugazh for that
My secretary Lara had come here
last month to meet Pasapugazh
She didn't get an appointment
but she found Pari
Only 1 man can lead us to Pari
Dad, forgive me
l'm a 'sin-ful son' for not
fulfilling your last wish
You wanted me to take you
on a pilgrimage to Kasi
l was waiting for the tender for
Optical fiber cable project in Ooty
When l opened the tender
you closed your eyes, dad
l am sorry, dad
l haven't been a good son to you
How can you say this?
You are an engineer
and college topper
Your degree certificate is framed and
displayed on the wall for all to see
You are a very good son
What audacity to walk into
my house without permission?
Shall l put you behind bars?
You'll be the one counting bars
You've got a Rs15 Crore project with
a forged degree certificate as proof
That's our friend's degree
How did you get it?
Tell us
This is a 150 acre property
No one will know
if l kill and bury you here
Pay heed to my words and vanish!
l have to dissolve
my dad's ashes in Kasi
Shall l add yours also?
Oi! Lift his 'dad'!
Which way to go?
lt is my dad's
Give it to me
Tell us who you are
Or your dad will be dissolved
here instead of a holy place!
Give my dad's ashes back to me
Tell me the truth
or shall l empty him here?
l'll shoot you
You press the trigger
l'll flush him down the drain
l'll count till 3
Dump his dad in, Senthil
One
We don't mind dying
We won't let go of your dad
Two
Your dad's soul
will never rest in peace
He'll keep haunting this toilet
No dad in this urn
We brought the wrong pot!
- lt is empty.
- Empty.
Empty it
Hands up
Tell us now
Who are you?
Panchavan Parivendhan
l swear on my dad
whatever l'm saying is true
l am Pari
He is Pappu
He is our gardener's son
All of us called him Pappu
After his parents passed away
my dad brought him to live with us
Changing bulb, ironing clothes,
buying bread and eggs...
...he used to run these
small errands for us
His deepest desire was to study
He'd wear my old uniform
and go to school
He'd sit in whichever class
he liked and learn
l was a real dud
when it came to academics
l used him
l asked him
to do my assignments
He even wrote
my exams for me
Everything was smooth sailing
One day...
...my teacher was stunned that a 6th grader
was able to solve a 10th grade sum
Which grade are you in, son?
What's your name?
We got caught
Since my dad was a big shot,
that teacher informed him 1st
...instead of the school principal
You began
so you complete it
People here greet me
with respect to my face
But they ridicule me
behind my back as an illiterate moron
My son should
never go through this
This boy wants to learn
My boy needs a degree
Let him become an engineer
Let his degree certificate hang
on this wall as Panchavan Parivendhan
l went to London for 4 years
He studied instead of me in lEC
My dad made him promise he would
never meet his college mates again
He said, 'l will never meet anyone
But one day my 2 friends
will come in search of me for sure
What will you do, then?'
He misses you both tremendously
l'll give you his address
Go meet him
But 1 condition
No one should
know this secret
Which secret?
My dad?!
Sir, you brought the wrong urn
Your dad is in this one!
Dad...thank God
What the hell is going on?
Who ls he?
Quick gun Murugan
lts too complicated a story for you
You'll need subtitles!!
- Where are we now?
- Dhanushkodi.
- Why?
- To see Pari.
What is he doing there?
Don't know
We got the address of his school
So Pari is a school teacher?
That's why he didn't
meet us at the water tank
l am Air Pixel lnc's vice president
He is a school teacher
A for apple
B for ball
C for cat
Yeah and D for donkey
F for fart!
l'll be signing an international deal with
kosaksi pasapugazh next week
He's a school teacher
Our respect for Pari
multiplied even more
We studied engineering to be
respected, travel abroad, cushy job
...beautiful wife, own a house
and car and be well settled
But he didn't study for any of these
Just to enhance his knowledge
He wasn't perturbed
about being last in class
...or proud of being first
Who landed in the moon 1st?
Neil Armstrong, sir
Obviously
it's Neil Armstrong
We all know that
Who was the 2nd to place his foot?
That's also Neil Armstrong, sir
How can he walk on 1 foot?!
Quiet
Who was the 2nd man?
Don't waste your time
lts not important
This world will never
remember the 2nd in tow
2 months ago we had 25 companies
with job offers for all of you
Which means you have a job in your hand
before you write your final exam
This is your last lap, my friends
Put your pedal to the metal
Accelerate and go out there
and make history
Any questions?
Yes
if l get a job
but plug...
...fail the exams
will l still get the job?
Very good question
Does anyone else
share this doubt?
l thought as much
Please come onto the stage
Everybody give them a big hand
Past 4 years in lEC they have
continuously created history
...in occupying the last place!
Brains of these genius guys
if sold will fetch a hefty sum
Do you know why?
Brains without
wear and tear
And to answer their question
...whether they pass or fail
theirjob won't be affected
...because they will not get a job!
l guarantee it
Names of these achievers
should be etched in gold
BlSENTHlLATOR
DRlVENKATRlNATlON
Please give them a big hand
He has raped us to the core
and torn our undies to shreds!!!
...publicly
God-dy buddy!
l'll come by foot to all your abodes!
But please stamp that Virus fella's ticket
and haul him to hell immediately
Can't tolerate his torture
Lord Yama, l beseach you
with folded hands
Please sentence him to
kumbhipaakam
That means?
Fry him alive in a huge tureen
He is ordering a special fry
Side-dish Virus 65!
Hey! You keep quiet
You happily seat yourself
in the front row next to Virus
We are the duds decorating
the corner of the last row
We don't even know
if we'll be in the picture next year
- Do you know why l top the class?
- Because we are last!
l like machines, that's why
l am enamored by engineering
Shall l tell you
what you are interested in?
ln what?
My bag, huh?
Why are you meddling in my bag?
Here
This is your interest
Go and post this 1st
5 years back this is the letter he wrote
to his favorite wild life photographer
What's his name?
BMW...
Benz Mathe
He wanted to apprentice
under him and work in Hungary
...but terrified of his dad
Hitler Ramakrishnan
...he never posted that letter
Dump engineering
Follow your dream
Wild life photography
Pursue your talent
What if A.R Rehman's dad
wanted him to be a great batsman
...or if Sachin Tendulkar's dad
wanted him to be an international composer
lmagine their respective plight
He loves photography
and wants to marry machines
Fooling yourself
Sorry Pari-anandha
My love and wife
are both engineering
But tell me why
am l always last?
Tell me, Guruji
Because you are a coward
Scaredy cat
afraid of the future
Look at the number
of vow-threads on his wrist
1 for exam
1 for sister's wedding
1 for a decentjob
lf you are so worried
about your future
...how can you live life today?
How can you
be focused in your studies?
You make the thickest of friends
One is so petrified
he's dying all the time
The other is trying his best
to live by not dying!
He is the bravest of us all!
Why?
Are you not living a scared life?
Why am l scared?
You love Ria
Aren't you scared
to profess your love to her?
Bingo!
Keep quiet
lt's easy to give free advice
But to follow it is darn tough
lf you really have the courage
go and tell Ria
lf you tell
l ll also tell my dad
l want to follow my heart
l'll only be a photographer
l'll also remove all my sacred threads
and attend interview with confidence
Promise
Go and tell
Pari-anandha's halo
is switched off!
Go ahead
Fraidy cat
Come with me
Where?
To cover your head
and sweet dreams!
Hey! Principal
Saturday is your funeral
Check out if there's a dog
Why? ls your tummy
somersaulting?
l'll break each tooth
of yours 1 by 1
Virus bacteria!
Sssssshhhh!
M.S.V.E
More Spicy Very Embarrassing
l'll give the back ground score
-Ria
- Who is it?
Don't make a noise
l am Panchavan Parivendhan
Listen to me 2 nimutes!
l'll leave after that
Why spend time talking?
Whatjoy does that bring?
Ria
Those 20 minutes l shared with you
in that scooter ride
... is the mosT beautiful
moments l'll treasure, all-ways
l want my whole journey of life
to be shared in that saaaaame way
Wowwww!
Just that thought
gives me a high!
Tell you, something
You come in my dream
daily in that same scooter
...as my bride dressed in
your wedding finery
You remove your helmet
and come close to kiss me
...but the kiss gets missed
Why?
Our noses collide!
l woke up
idiot!
You could have bent
your head a little and kissed her
Sss-o-rry
l thought you were Ria
Could have been Ria
l'll kill you
Why did you spoil the fun?
lt took 'sir' 4 years to
muster up courage to say this
Ria, show him how to kiss
without your noses colliding
l grant you permission
Who is this?
My sister
- That one, who is it?
- His sister!
Stupid
He kicked me for the 1st time
when you were talking to me
He?
How do you know
he or she?
My dad consulted an astrologer
...to ask if baby will be
doctor or engineer
Boy means engineer
Girl means doctor
Champ! You stay right in
Safer that way
lt's a circus out here
Your grandpa is the ring master
He'll be whipping
everyone with his stick
Life is a race...run
Become an engineer
...but you listen to your heart
lf anyone bullies you
...put your hand
on your heart and simply say
'All is well'
He's kicking
Repeat
All is well
He's kicking me again
All is well
Who is that?
Are you sending
my father a letter?
Here's your reply
go....GO!
Stand right there
You sit right there!
Who is that?
Your future son-in-law, Virus
We are your son-in-law's best men
Sevarkodi Senthil
Security!
Catch them
Next is advanced study
of compound pendulum
lts an irregular object
oscillating about its own axis
Let me demonstrate
What is this?
What's inside?
Lead is the access
to this pencil
For a real pendulum
consisting of a swinging rigid body
...called a compound pendulum
length is more difficult to define
So a real pendulum swings
with the same period
...as a simple pendulum with
length = distance from pivot point
Where's Senthil?
Present, sir
You are all here?
Good morning, sir
Where were you last night?
He was studying all night through
He was up whole night
Really?
2continuous nights of studying
he's drained out, sir
What are you blabbering?
What did 'sir' study to this extent
of getting dehydrated?!
lnduction motor, sir
Full chapter
ln that case, Mr Sevarkodi Senthil
...can you tell us
how an induction motor starts?
Oi! Stop
Stop it
Sir?
Rummmmm
-Mr Senthil
-Yes, sir.
Let's have a cup of tea
in my office.- Okay
Sir?
Close the door
Do you know to type?
l know, sir
Come..sit
l am sorry, sir
Please type
Dear sir,
l regret to inform you
that your son
...due to misconduct and
insubordination has been
No...no, delete it
Go back
...your son Sevarkodi Senthil
has been expelled from this college
Come on, type
Go ahead
Sir, my father will die
My decision is final
He is alive...barely
Only to see me as an engineer
You should have thought of it
before peeing in front of my house!
Just forgive me this 1 time, sir
Okay, delete your name
from the letter
Substitute it with
Panchavan Parivendhan
l know he was with you, last night
Become an approver
l'll forgive you
l'll give you 7 1/2 minutes time
Think deeply and let me know
Does death also need
a 'good friend' on its side?
Deciding you are the best
death is dying for your last ride
God, dear God,
why do You need his life?
Take our lives instead,
why create this strife?
He is our rose shrub perennial
can death gulp him down?
Return his moments of laughter
Pari, look at that monitor
Shock due to the fall
has paralyzed the body
But his mind is alert
He can see us,
hear what we say
...but he cannot respond
Don't cry in front of him
Be normal
Motivate him
Make him happy
Make him laugh
Senthil, good news
Your dad is completely cured
Ria got a new drug from USA
Do you have some kind of family vow?
One gets vertical
while the other goes horizontal
Get up
lt seems he loved
that midnight scooter ride
You won't believe this
He's now taken Ria's scooter
...to buy medicine for you
l hope he won't
create a major dent!
Venkat wants to talk to you
Through our hostel webcam
Virus has cancelled your suspension
Problem solved
Get up
We'll all go back
to college like old times
Cheer up, man
ln the abyss of your memory
can't you hear our voices talk?
ln the upper storey of your heart
'down memory lane' can't you walk?
Happy birthday to you
Oi! Your favorite rum
Your mother's in a brand new sari
ln an exclusive shop
Her favorite purple
lt's 2000 bucks, l believe
Look at your mother
Don't l look like yesteryear
actress K.R.Vijaya?
Notjust 1
but 10 sarees
Look at me
God, dear God
how can YOU lack mercy?
Despite her anguished cries
apathetic, how can you be?
Jaya
You know what?
Jaya's wedding has been fixed
Without even 10 paise dowry
Groom wants only Jaya
- That Jaya.
- lt's true.
Do you know who the groom is?
Take a wild guess!
Even you know him very well
He loves animals!
l believe he wants to become
a wild life photographer
Believe me
Desperate idiot!
You are dead meat, man
Groom is no one
but...
...our Venkat!
We don't even have to spend on
photography for the wedding!
He'll click his own wedding snap
He's marrying your sister
Groom is free
Absolutely free
Senthil
Wowww! Look at his response
Senthil!
He'd have sat up like this even if you had
offered him tomatoes and onions!
How unfair to make me
lamb for the slaughter?
Buddy
Thanks Venkat
Your sacrifice is beyond compare!
Everything is fixed
Venkat has promised to marry your sister
in the next earliest auspicious day
Pari
ls there no limit
to your fibbing spree?
You had a great escape!
Buddy, my best friend,
shall l lend you my shoulder?
Every single day of your life
l'll be there for you, forever
Did you order a taxi?
l called for it
Why do you need a taxi?
l'm attending our campus interview
Are you also attending it?
No, l am
You are going home
Why should l go home?
Don't you remember
we promised Pari that day?
Give me your tie
Don't play the fool
l'm going for the interview now
if you read this, l don't think
you will go for the interview
- What is it?
- A letter.
Benz Mathe from Hungary
Photographer it seems
You posted that letter?
lnternship for 1 year
in Brazilian rain forest
This face of yours
even gets a stipend!
My dad won't accept
Go and open your heart to him
Be brave. Convince your dad
lf you have 2nd thoughts today
you'll regret this till you die
Everyone in their lives
will arrive at a crossroad
One side points to a campus interview
cushy life, a steady 9 to 5 job
The other side leads to a forest,
animals and photography
This will be the turning point in your life
Make up your mind
Will he like this gift?
We are already
knee deep in debts
ls this laptop necessary now?
That too, so expensive
Don't be silly
lt's his 1stjob
Our dream for decades
will be realized shortly
How can you be scrimping now?
Venkat!?
lsn't it your campus interview today?
l didn't go, dad
Why?
l don't want to be an engineer, dad
What happened?
Accident?
l jumped from my college building, sir
Why?
They dismissed me from college
For what?
l got drunk and peed
in front of our principal's house
That tattered tramp Pari
has brain washed you
l am not inclined
towards engineering, dad
Even if l become one
l'd be the worst engineer ever
Pari's simple belief is, do what you love
Then it won't be just a job, but sheerjoy!
What will you earn in
that middle-of- nowhere?
l won't earn much
But l'll learn a lot
ln 5 years, your classmates will be
well settled with car, bungalow etc
You'll feel bad, then
l'll be happy, dad
Only if l become an engineer
life-long l'll feel terrible
You'll be the laughing stock of our city!
Everyone's feeling so proud
my son will become an engineer
'To study in lEC, your son
must be truly blessed'
...Krishnamurthy uncle
says this all the time
What will they think now?
Krishnamurthy uncle did not install
an air-conditioner in my room, dad
He did not pay my fees, dad
When l was a kid, he did not
carry me around the zoo, dad
You did all of this, dad
Only what you did matters to me, dad
Have you just come back from
watching a melodramatic film?
Don't give me dialogs!
Don't lose your cool
He's already upset
He might follow
Senthil's footsteps?
l shouldn't open my mouth
Fine, l won't utter a single word
lf l say something
'sir' will jump to his death!
l won't commit suicide, dad
l promise
Dad, look at this
Pari kept your photo in my wallet
Do you know what he said?
lf ever you think of ending
your life, look at this snap
Just imagine what will happen
to their smile, if they see you dead
Dad, l'm here to talk frankly with you
Not threaten to commit suicide
Dad, what will happen
if l become a photographer?
l'll get less salary
Small house and small car
But my happiness will be unlimited, dad
l'll be very happy
l'll be contented if l can get
both of you simple new clothes
l've always listened to you
and toed your line
Just this once
let me listen to my heart
Please, dad
l'll return this
Venkat, how much will
a professional camera cost?
We can exchange this
and get you a camera
l'll pay extra if need be
You follow your heart
Why do you have
such low grades in all semesters?
Fear, sir
ln the beginning l was scoring
good grades in school
My parents always felt
l'd solve their financial burden
That's when my fear started
l studied in a convent school till 5th grade
l was shifted to a tamil medium, Govt. school,
since we couldn't afford to pay the fees
When l came here and saw
everyone speaking English fluently
...l was terrified
My fear multiplied
There's a huge race here
lf you don't catch the 1st place
you are not respected
My fear became permanent
Fear is a huge hindrance to studies, sir
l prayed to all Gods
known and unknown
l tied various sacred threads on my wrist
l begged God to make
my zillion wishes to come true
l'd have been better off studying
instead of spending time praying
l cracked 16 or more bones
2 months of complete bed rest
That's when l got enlightened!
l didn't plead to God today
to somehow ensure this job
lnstead l thanked Him
for blessing me with such a life
Sir, l won't mind
even if you reject me
With the limited skill and intelligence l have
l am confident l'll succeed in life, somehow
We don't want such an upfront
employee in our company
We want someone who will deal
with our clients in a more diplomatic way
You are too straight forward
But if you can assure us
that you can control your attitude
...we may consider you
Only after l broke both my legs
l learnt to stand on my own 2 feet!
This attitude was acquired
after many bruises
l can't change
You keep yourjob, sir
l'll preserve my attitude!
Sorry, sir
Don't misunderstand me
Wait
l've interviewed countless
people for 25 years
They will just nod their heads
for whatever l demand!
Where are you from?
Sir?
Shall we discuss
your salary package?
Thank you, sir
Boss, you are great
Bless us
Govindhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sir, you swore you'll shave off
your moustache when he gets a job
Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's new, dad?
l feel naked!
My dignity is out for a toss
Sevarkodi Senthil
l won't accept this defeat
You'll get yourjob
only if you pass the final exam
One who sets the question paper is
Virumandi Sandhanam
That's not fair, dad
Everything is fair
in love and war
This is world war 3!
Senthil, you are dead meat!
Hey mate!
How come at this
unearthly hour?
Are you drunk?
Gin...lady's drink
lt hit my head
Maybe a gulp too much?!
l can see a glimpse
of our local Juliet!
Yes, my dear
Roadside Romeo!!!
All for some courage?
Why do you need courage?
To pinch this key, soul mate!
Key to?
My dad's office duplicate keyyyyy!
Virus has set a question paper to
topple Senthil's grades to the ground
lts sealed in a cover, over there
Lift it
That's cheating
Not fair
Everything is fair
in love and war
Hey! Roadside Romeo!
l need to know a fact
Will your nose and my nose
collide when we kiss?
Gimme a smoothy smooch
Lets see if our noses...ouch!
Got a cigarette, mate?
Why are you giving me a jolt?
Sit here
Hey local Juliet!
Taste mohinja
Mohinka?
lts Burmese cuisine
l love it
Atho...Bejo
Mohinja...Kouse
Hey R.R!
You said Burmese, but this
sounds more like Malayalam
Panchavan Parivendhan
What kind of name is this?
Yuck
Not stylish at all
l won't use your surname
after we are married
-Ria
- Yeah, R.R?
We can't get married
You have a duty
left over to fulfill?
You love someone else?
Don't tell me you are gay?
Then why are you
not proposing to me?
Are you impotent?
Prove it
Come on
Provvvvvvvve it
ls it there, do you know?
Does her waist show?
lf it is so slender you can't see
then it's lleana, so slim is she!!!
ls it your midriff
or a shop so fancy?
Umbrella beyond
that waist so dainty?
Dude, l'm summit of fruits exotic
l am a special plate of zinc!
Cache of kisses your lips store
Give me one to start the score
Oh peahen with kaajal and turmeric
You are Kanchenjunga train, aesthetic
Like my 6th finger your waist so tiny
considered lucky, you are cool, baby
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
Just once dance and shake your belly
Shake the mountains to show your valley!
Point the spot, show the way
Hurry burry, kill me with no delay!
lf still wild and not addicted
spice me with kisses unlimited
Spook me, sin with me, high and low
my heart heaves for you to and fro!
l am young,
take me...ravish me
Oblige me, let's
live in my lips happily
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
He savored my lips wholeheartedly
Like cardamom he nibbled me tenderly
His kisses sweet with tender nips
embedded the sea into my lips
Soft like satin, ready to be feasted
Ripened perfect, fresh to be tasted
Did he carve or chisel this figure
Model this graceful sculpture?
Are you Genghis Khan the conqueror?
Only to your kisses l'll surrender?
Am l queen of fruits, rare as Mangusthan?
ln your arms, landlocked like Kazakisthan?
ls it there, do you know?
Does her waist show?
lf it is so slender you can't see
then it's lleana, so slim is she!!!
ls it your midriff
or a shop so fancy?
Umbrella beyond
that waist so dainty?
Dude, l'm summit of fruits exotic
l am a special plate of zinc!
Cache of kisses your lips store
Give me one to start the score
Oh peahen with kaajal and turmeric
You are Kanchenjunga train, aesthetic
Like my 6th finger your waist so tiny
considered lucky, you are cool, baby
Jelly fish, so slim, ready to spin
Flower as fragrant as jasmine
You glisten like brass and silver
Charming you, l hold you forever
Caressing your cheeks l adore
l'm here to pleasure you even more
- Stop the car
- What's the matter?
We never told Ria
we are meeting Pari
Stop the car, man
My bladder is bursting
- Shut up, dude
- You are in contact with her?
No, but l know her
land line number
Then 1st call her
There's no place for
'pees-ful' offering in this country
Hello!! Can l talk with Ria?
She is not here now
- ls she in the hospital?
- No, Coimbatore
Coimbatore?
She's getting married today
Ria is married?
Not till this moment
lf we go full throttle
...we'll reach
Coimbatore in 2 hours
We can spoil the wedding
Start the car
Make an 'U' turn
lmpossible
Straight to Dhanushkodi
We have to meet Pari
and return immediately
l have a meeting on Friday
with Kosakski Pasupugazh
Get into the car
lf l miss that, do you
know what will happen?
Japanese will get him
They are offering him ....
Rakesh weds Ria
Thanks for the suit
Virus will have a heart attack
We somehow create a ruckus
in both his daughters' weddings!
l'll exorcise, Ria
You rip off Mr Price tag
Venkat?!
We found Pari, Ria
- Sir?
- That's the groom?
How long will you take
to get an iron?
-Sorry, sir
-Give it to me, escape
Please give this inside, bro
Give the flowers to the bride
This is for the groom
to wear on the dais
lt is our custom
ls that so?
Hey mambo
Good morning, sir
Quick! lron my
sherwani, man
Hey mambo
l'm telling you we've found Pari
and you still want to marry that donkey
Are you insane, Venkat?
Don't fool yourself, Ria
You haven't forgotten
Pari even now
That's why you still eat
his favorite mohinja and kouse
That Rakesh?
How can a villain
ever turn a hero?
He'll tie around your neck, not the sacred
marriage thread but only price tag!
Shut up, Venkat
He has changed completely now
He doesn't talk about
brands or price these days
My 2 lakh worth
Rohit Bal sherwani!
Why the hell do you
guys eat chutney?!
lts your chutney, sir!
l'm late
What will l do for my dress?
Sorry, sir
Give me 2 minutes, sir
l'll clean it immediately
and be back in a jiffy
Go, man
Get it soon
Who the hell
invented chutney!?!
Ria, its late
Come out soon
Aunt, you look gorgeous!
Ria, l'm Senthil
Please don't create a big scene
They will chop me to pieces
Where is Rakesh?
What happened to
my sherwani, man?
Your house-keeping boy
took it with him
Chutney sherwani
Things have gone
beyond our control
Go and ask
Rakesh to come
lf l go now they'll say
groom didn't like the bride
Senthil, right time for you both
to make your exit
Car is ready and waiting for you
Bring Ria
Hey! Just shut up
Don't shout
Sherwani
How come you are here, sir?
Who is on the dais then?
On the dais?
One more round
and we'll be married
l'm already a married man!
Let's leave
So will my dignity and respect
l'll be ridiculed by all
So you will spoil your life, huh?
Sevarkodi?
They'll gossip for max 1 week
After that?
They'll forget
Dad
lf you deny this out of fear
you'll regret your inaction till you die
Everyone in their lives
will arrive at a crossroad
One side points to
Housekeeping
Rakesh
Mr Price tag
'Your fate that's sealed' life
The other side leads to
Pari...love
The life you desired and dreamt
This is the moment
that's the turning point in your life
Make up your mind
Hurry up
Go...go...go...go...go
Ria, l have a doubt
-What?
What if Pari is married?
-Whaat?
He wouldn't have got married, Ria
lf he has?
We'll bring you back here?!
Cool...cool...cool
Try these biscuits
Hand made
Made in San Francisco
What's he doing here?
Fuelling the car
with his gas!
Taste this biscuit
lts really yummy
All is well
All is well
Till yesterday
l was a decent chap
ln this past 24 hours l created a scene
and forced a plane to land
lnstead of Kasi i tried to
dissolve the holy ashes in the loo
l kidnapped a bride
All of this for that idiot Pari
Pari too will go
that extra mile for his friends
Check where the red seal cover is
Pari was worried Senthil
might replay his suicide attempt
...if he didn't do well in his exams
We went to Virus's office
to steal the question paper for him
We vowed not to
see the question paper
Such was our rightful thought
even in a wrong doing!!
Where has that darn man
hidden that damn paper?
Looks like dawn will break
before we lay our hands on it
Why don't you ask Ria?
l got finger cramps
dialing your # !?
Give me the phone
Hello dear brother-in-law
- Ria, you got a call
lf we say all is well
the baby kicks
Riaaaa...phone
l'll repeat all is well again
All...is...well!!
Pari, l found it
HellOoooo
Where are you coming from?
This is for you
What is this?
Question paper
Virus set this himself
to ensure you fail!
World's best friends
That's what you both are
1st you showed me
how to win the right way
Now you are showing me a wrong path
No need, buddy
l'll write what l know
Doesn't matter if l fail
Super trouper!
Senthil rose in our estimation
l wouldn't have minded
becoming his brother-in-law
l thought of
his sister Jaya
l controlled
my impulsive whim!
Sir?
You dirty mongrels!
Don't, sir
Will you change the system?
Will you pee in front of my house?
Please, sir
We are sorry, sir
You are rusticated
Leave the campus immediately
lf you don't leave by day break
l will call the police
Get out you rascals!
Rascals! All of you are rascals!!!
How did those scoundrels
get my office room key?
l was the one
who gave them , dad
lf l had given this key that day
to my bro, he'd be alive today
Ria...shut up
Did your son fall accidentally
from the train and die?
Shut up, Ria
You decided he should
be an engineer, dad
Did you ever ask him
what his dream was?
You pressurized him
to get 298.5 / 300
He chose to die instead of
writing the entrance exam
What is she saying?
She is blabbering, dad
l'll get your tablets
You go to your room, dad
Ria, what are you doing?
He wanted to study literature
To become a poet
was his dream
His last poem
was this suicide note, dad
Ria, will you keep quiet?
How long do you
want me to be silent, sis?
Once...atleast once
did you tell him
...that he could discontinue
if he didn't like engineering
...and follow his heart
He'd be alive today, dad
He'd be with us, now
He didn't commit suicide
Yes dad, it wasn't suicide
lt was murder
ln the continuous downpour
most roads in Chennai are flooded
Daaad?!
Shwetha?!
Millimeter, why are you
following me?
Go and study
l am following my heart
ls that wrong?
Please help
lt is an emergency here
Hey! What the hell?
ls there only
1 ambulance in this city?
Sir, what can l do?
Whole city is flooded
Don't know what to do
in this rain, Ria
l can't bear the pain
Hey! Shwetha!
What happened?
Pari?
Here...talk to Ria
ln the state she is in now, we can't
risk bringing Shwetha to the hospital
Listen to me
Aiyo! How do l make
you understand?
Her waterbag broke
Oi! Hello
Shwetha?!
Shwetha??
We are taking her
to the P.T hall, Ria
Switch on the light
- Where?
- Table tennis
Ria, we are in the P.T hall
Switch on the webcam
You'll be fine, sis
Ria, this pain is unbearable
Pari, we have no other option
So many babies have been delivered
when doctors and hospitals didn't even exist!
My sister's baby
will be safely delivered
...by you!
All is well
All is well
How dare you!
l'll murder all of you
Dad, please
Don't interfere in this
Venkat, get me towels
and a pair of scissors
Millimeter, bring clothes peg
and boiling hot water
Pari, cover Shwetha
with some sheet
Sis, push
Push...push
Come on, Shwetha
Grit your teeth and push
What do you mean
push...push?
l am not able to
Check if it is crowning
Crowning means?
See if the baby's head
is coming out
Come on, quick
GO!
No, it isn't crowning as yet
Shwetha...come on...push
She's exhausted, Ria
Shwetha!
Wake her up, dad
Otherwise it will lead
to complications
Shwetha
Looks like they will
need a vacuum pump
Where will they go
for a vacuum cup?
Vacuum cup?
How will that help?
Tell me
l'll show you
When the mother can't push the baby
a vacuum cup is inserted inside
lt will grip the baby's head tight
and help ease the baby out
l can do this
How?
Vacuum cleaner, sir
Pressure will be too high
in a vacuum cleaner, Pari
l can control the pressure
Can you get a vacuum cleaner?
There's 1 in my office
Venkat, you go
and get it right away
- Here's the key!
- Here's the key!!
Shwetha
Push...push
What happened?
What happened?
-l don't know
Ria.
-What happened?
No electricity
How will the vacuum cleaner work then?
Venkat, you get the vacuum cleaner
l'll make arrangements for electricity
How?
Millimeter, take Virus out
Quick
Sir, go out
Go out, sir
You molecule!
Behave yourself
Not this Virus!
Virus inverter that l invented!!
Go and get it fast
Sorry sir
Senthil, wake up
all the boys in the hostel
Get all the car batteries
you can lay your hands on
Don't forget the pressure gauge
Hey! Emergency
All of you come
to P.T hall immediately
Where is Pari?
l am here, sir
Senthil, switch everything off
Connect inverter
to the main board
Pari, vacuum cleaner
Venkat, bring the lens cleaner
that you use for your camera
You mean blower?
-Yeah...yeah
- Pari, blower
Fit this pressure gauge
in the vacuum cleaner's pipe
Pari, we are ready
Make sure switches are off
Switch on only
table-tennis lights and computer line
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Senthil, switch on the computer
Love you, Pari
Venkat, switch it on
Ria, how much should
suction force be?
Not more than 0.5
Venkat, 0.5
Close it
Venkat, switch it off
Senthil, go near the table
Look at me, same way
push the baby down
Like this
Venkat, switch it on
Okay...on
Come on
Shwetha...push
Shwetha...push
Otherwise the baby is in danger
Baby's head is seen
Shwetha, push
Push...Shwetha...push
Venkat, off
Fix 2 clamps and
cut the umbilical cord
Venkat, clip it
Give me the scissors
Careful
Right in the centre
Ria, why is the baby not crying?
Champ!
Look at me
Pari, rub the baby's back
No, he isn't moving
Blow into the baby's mouth
Come on, champ
No movement at all, Ria
Oh God!
Ria..
Don't cry, Shwetha
Say 'all is well'
He kicked!
What?
-The baby kicked
All is well
Say 'all is well'
All is well
lf Virus only said, 'l want my
grandson to be an engineer'
...l intended to knock him down
with 1 solid kick to his intestines!
But Virus stunned us instead
Look at how he's kicking
Will you become a football player?
Follow your heart, my precious
Wait
Where are you off to?
l'm not finished with you
Do you remember that you asked me
a question on your 1st day of college?
Why a pencil cannot
be used in space?
lf the pencil's hook broke
due to zero gravity
...it will be orbiting there
There are chances of it poking
someone's eye or nose
...or it could damage any instrument
Do you know that?
You were wrong
You cannot be right all the time
Understand?
Yes, sir
This is an important invention
Understand?
Yes, sir
My director told me, 'when you see
an extraordinary student
...give this to him'
Go and study
After you pass your exams
go wherever you want to
Sir, 1 photo please
l clicked snaps
... for those precious moments
to always be in my casket of memories!
So emotionally charged
Whichever way we turned
...laughter, screams ofjoy,
woeful faces, tear-filled eyes,
needles in all our hearts
for parting from our friends
We planned to meet
at least once a year
l never thought that would be
the last time l'd see Pari
Senthil
Only Pari can run a school like this
Where is Pari?
There's a wine shop in every
street corner but can't find a toilet
Smile please
You can't click snaps of all this
Go away, kiddos
Sir, this is a wall
Not a rest room
lf l get there
l'll smash you 2
Get off
All this is Pari's antics
He's somewhere close by
Come
Excuse me, sir
Do you know where
Panchavan Parivendhan is?
Handsome guy
He'll forever be
repeating 'all is well'
They used to call him Pappu
when he was young
Cool...cool
Come with me
Bro, where's Pari?
Venkat sir, look at these
He'll never miss
any book of yours
Senthil sir, take a look
He checks your blog daily
He'll talk about your research
with such pride to the kids here
Do you remember this helmet?
Yours?
Got stolen, right?
Who are you?
How do you know our names?
You still can't recognize me?
Millimeter has become centimeter now!
Millimeter!?!
Oi! Millimeter
How did you cross
this many kilometers?
One day, l got a letter
with a train ticket
Do you want to go to school?
Jump into this train
l did just that!
He updated us with his flashback
as short and sweet as a ThirukkuraL
Our Parianandha is pure gold!
Where is that incorrigible idiot?!
Atlee, operate this
You come in my dream
daily in that same scooter
...as my bride dressed in
your wedding finery
You remove your helmet
and come close to kiss me
Awwww...ouch!
At least you could have said
bye to me before you left
Sorry
Are you married?
Marriage...?
Not yet
You?
More or less!!!
lncorrigible idiot?!
Then?
Then?
What else?
What...
Are you in love with someone?
Yes
Who?
Local Juliet!!!
Our noses didn't collide!
Yeah! That's right
Hey! Pari?
Hai Venkat!
Yeah now l'm crappy Venkat!
l'll slipper you to shreds
l can explain
Don't bother
Senthil?
Catch him
Listen to me
Where all we hunted for you
Couldn't you make one single call?!
Did you come
all this way to thrash me?!
4 blows on my behalf
Hey losers?
Having fun, huh?
Hey! Silencer?
Panchavan Paaarivendhan
Greetings, school master
Such a big shot you are
Village school teacher
A for apple
B for ball, it seems
We boarded the same train, same day
But your train went in reverse
Engineer to school teacher
How much is your salary, Pari?
Rs 5000?
That's just $100
My son's pocket money is much more
than what you earn in a month
Don't be drama king
Stop it
He is the one who over (re)acted!
''l'll change the educational system
l'll change the world'' he claimed
Now he's busy baby sitting
A glorified nanny!!
Will you manhandle this
low grade fellow or shall l?
Relax!
Didn't l tell you a decade ago
...that you'll all cry
and l'll have the last laugh!?
Sign here
Accept you lost
and that l won
Declaration of defeat
Oi! He's come
with an agreement
Hey! This is Virus's pen
How did you get it?
Pinched it?
This is for winners
Not for losers
Don't feel bad that
you lost our bet
lf ever you need
donation for your school
...don't hesitate
to call my assistant
Catch it
Funny guys!
A for apple
B for ball
He hasn't changed one bit
Just ignore that low grade fellow
l am so relieved your name is not
Panchavan Parivendhan
After we get married, imagine
if l am called Mrs Parivendhan!
What's your real name?
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Pasapugazh?!!!
Yes.
-Ria Pasapugazh
Whaat?!
Are you the scientist?
You have 400 patents?
-Yes
l won't use this surname of yours
after we are married
Don't get hyper
Are you Vatsan's
Kosaksi Pasapugazh?
Japanese are searching for you?
Yeah...i think so
Whoever gave you
such a tongue twister name?!
Are you a scientist
or a teacher?
l'm a scientist
But l also teach children
Are you the Kosaksi Pasupugazh?
Yeah...yeah
Hey! Silencer
Low grade fella!!!
Take that, huh?
Wait...l'll call him
Hey! Mr Pasapugazh?
ls it really you?
l can't believe this
Sorry, Mr Vatsan
l cannot sign
your company's contract
Why, sir?
What happened?
How can l?
You have my pen
Which pen do you mean?
l don't get you
The one in your hand
that belongs to Virus
Mr Pasapugazh
Hi Mr Vatsannnn!
A for Aappu(Wedge)
B for bulb!!
K for Karpazhippu(rape)!
This is all common in friendship
That's a good one, huh?
l am completely floored, Pari
Sorry, Pasapugazh
l hope our problems
won't hinder our deal
Hey Low grade fella!
Take that, huh?
l was justjoking, buddy
My inner heart always knew
you'd be internationally acclaimed!
No...no
Really? l swear
Pari 100
Srivatsan 0
You win. l lose
You don't believe me
He dropped his bomb!
Boss! You are great
Bless me
Kosaksi Pasapugazh
Let's scoot
l'll lose my job
l'm a family man
So true...Pari-anandha's
pearls of wisdom
Don't go behind success
Hone your skills