My Young Auntie (1981) - full transcript
Cheng Tai-Nan (Kara Hui) is an honest and faithful servant of a dying patriarch who wants nothing more than to protect his vast wealth from his selfish, conniving nephew, Yung-Sheng. Tai-Nan is young enough to be his granddaughter, but still agrees to marry her master so that all of his wealth will be lawfully safe with her so she can then transfer it to Ching-Chuen (Lau Kar-Leung), her new husband/master's favorite nephew. This angers the hateful Yung-Sheng greatly, who sends multiple thugs after Tai-Nan, but she is a highly skilled martial artist who is not easily defeated. Amazingly, things become even more complicated when Ching-Chuen's son, Yu Tao (Hou Hsiao), arrives home from a university in Hong Kong and discovers a mysterious women in his house and attacks her, not realizing she is actually his new great aunt, Tai-Nan. Complicating things even more is the uncomfortable sexual tension between Yu Tao and Tai-Nan. Next Yung-Sheng finally manages to steal all the paperwork, titles, and deeds to Ching-Chuen's wealth. Left with no choice but to lead an all-out attack against Yung-Sheng at his booby-trapped mansion, Tai-Nan decides to get Ching-Chuen and his older brothers back into fighting shape.
Brother, you`ve seen many doctors
... why are you still sick?
You`re getting worse
l think you should...
Don`t worry
l know how to take care of
my own affairs if l die
l wasn`t referring to that
l meant your estate
someone ought to look after that
You have long set your eyes on my estate
Of the three of us
elder brother has long gone;
You might follow him soon
Reckon you should leave your estate to me
... so l can help you manage it
Damn you,
though l have no wife or child ...
l`ll not leave my estate
... to a spendthrift like you
What...
Godpa, he`s dying soon
And once dead, it`ll all be yours
Who else can get ?
You`re right
You better rest soon
Master, don`t lose your temper
Dai Nan, since your father passed away ...
l`ve treated you as one of my own
l know
l now have two favours to ask of you
Master, please go ahead
You`ve been very kind to me,
l`ll do what you ask
Firstly
After l`m dead ...
bring my will and,
titles of my property ownership
out of town
Take it to my brother`s fourth child
Yu Jing Chuen
Yu Jing Chuen
secondly, l want you to become
my second wife
Master, l...
Don`t worry, l`ll be dead soon
However, officially as my wife ...
even with me dead
my brother won`t be able to
snatch my assets
ln any event you`ll be his auntie
Good
Go to Guang zhou
once you have the opportunity
What should l do when l get there?
Hold on to this piece of ancientjade
Jing Chuen will recognize you
Master
You`ve practiced
the Hung and Cai fist styles
... as well as the Liu, Monkey
and even the sau Fa fighting styles
l think that`s enough
Not yet
Master, it`s time
Time for what?
Time to meet the boat
To welcome auntie
Are you going like that?
Quickly, hand me some clothes
Hand me some clothes
Remember the letter sent by auntie
l know
Let me remind you
Your auntie doesn`t recognize you
... and you don`t know her
The letter says
she`ll wear on her chest ...
the piece of ancientjade
given by your uncle
Then you`ll...
stop being so long-winded
Just hand me auntie`s letter
Brother, how many boats are coming today?
Only one
ls it shun Li`s boat?
No
so that means she hasn`t arrived yet
There it is
Brother, is it shun Li`s boat ?
Yes
Careful, watch it there
l have never been to receive someone
from a boat
lt`s also the first time
auntie travels away from home
No wonder
Young Master, Young Master is back
Auntie
Why are you shouting?
What are you looking at?
You old man,
haven`t you seen a woman before?
sorry, l mistook you for someone else
Hey, are you looking for anyone ?
Mind your own business
Old man, l`m waiting for someone too
Looking for your grandpa?
My grandpa is dead
so it must be your husband
My husband is dead too
Losing husband at this young an age;
You must be a bad omen
You ...
Miss, please don`t be cross
l`m justjoking
Who are you waiting for?
My nephew
Your nephew?
l`m waiting for my auntie
Your auntie?
Yes
My auntie is supposed to come on this boat
l wonder why she`s not here
At her age
she couldn`t have gone far
she said she`ll be wearing a piece ofjade
so troublesome !
Hey, is it this one?
Yes, this is it
Miss, where did you pick it up?
Pick it up? My late husband gave it to me
Your late husband?
Yu Yan sang
Then you are ...
What?
Then you are my auntie
Nonsense
No, l`ve got proof
l`m Yu Jing Chuen
Then l`m your auntie Jing Dai Nan
Jing Chuen
Yes
Do you know why your uncle ...
asked me to come to see you?
Because of the deed and property ownership
Auntie, let`s go home and talk later
Alright
Let`s get a ride
Brother, we`re going to Jing Yuen Lane
For two?
No, for my auntie only
No need
Be careful
l can see that
What?
You don`t have to take me by the arm
Auntie, this ride
could be dangerous sometime
Are you afraid that l`ll fall down?
Yes
Don`t worry
Auntie, better be careful
Let me help you
No need
Come ...
Old man, you want to
take advantage of her?
Are you still up to it?
Hey, she is young enough
to be your grand-daughter
How come they are so rude?
These people are rascals
Never mind them, let`s go
Go
Alright
Wait
What is it ? ...
Old man
Who are you calling rascals?
Don`t get me wrong
she happens to be my ...
Your mom?
she`s my auntie
You said this young lady is your auntie
Do you take us for fools?
What`s so funny?
Jing Chuen, don`t meddle with these scums
Let`s go
Bitch, you dare to quarrel with me?
l say you`re a lousy bastard
Auntie
Gotta teach them a lesson
Right
You`re good
You skunk,
you want to take people`s advantage
... you should be beaten up
Auntie, never mind them
Don`t take them seriously
Auntie, your kung fu is really good
Look, they know they are wrong
Get on the vehicle, let`s go
Remember ...
don`t ever try to bully senior folk
Listen more to the elders. Now scram
Let`s go
Alright
Please
This is the study
Antiques, calligraphy;
everything from our ancestors
... l have kept them well
This way please
This is the altar of our ancestors
l pay respects to it everyday
Auntie, please go to the living room
Please
Ah Choi
Master
Ah Choi is a bit deaf
Master
You must have missed your auntie`s boat
l did remind you earlier
that you`ve practised past the time,
you should go
This is auntie
Who`s this young lady?
-Auntie
-Oh
Auntie
Your auntie
Auntie, please be seated
and accept my greetings
Auntie, have some tea
Auntie, have a smoke
Jing Chuen, l`ve been married to
your Uncle for long;
Yet l haven`t had a chance to meet you
Yes
Do you know ...
why l`ve come here from home;
l mean, in such a hurry ?
ls it because there`s problem
with the inheritance
... uncle left for you?
No
Your uncle did not leave his estate to me
He left it for you
For me?
Right. lt`s been stated in his will ...
that l`ve to deliver in person to the
fourth son of his elder brother Yu Yan Chi
Uncle really loved me
lt should be for you
My father and l enjoyed much kindness
from your uncle
l married your uncle to repay his kindness
... not for the inheritance
That should be given to
third uncle instead
Third uncle will come
and snatch it away anyway
Your third uncle does evil deeds
... and oppresses the village folks
Why would your second uncle
bequeath anything to him?
Third uncle is still up to his old ways
... bullying people with his kung fu
That`s why second uncle said;
his assets cannot be bequeathed to him
as they would only make him
more degenerate
Jing Chuen, your second uncle
left his assets for you
as he was confident
you would manage them well
You are morally upright
... and can take care of me
Yes, but auntie
l lead an easy life in the city
and you`re so young
l`d rather that
the inheritance be left to you
No l can`t go against
my late husband`s will ...
you should have the assets
You should have them
You should have them...
l insist you should
This is not appropriate
Jing Chuen
Yes
Who am l?
You`re my second auntie
Now that l`ve brought all the assets
from the village
... they shouldn`t be kept with me
l don`t care whether you want them or not;
they`re safer with you
All right
Ah Choi
ls auntie`s room ready?
ls that the room?
Yes
lt`s been cleaned
Auntie, there are two rooms here
You can take mine
The air is better here
How about you?
l`ll sleep in Ah Tao`s room
Ah Tao?
He is my son
Oh, my grand nephew !
Why don`t l see him?
He is studying English in Hong Kong
and ...
is on summer holiday now.
He may arrive these few days
lf he can study Chinese ...
why take so much trouble to study English?
Youngsters these days
talk of being civilized
... they want to be free and trendy
Therefore they study in Hong Kong
Auntie, go to your room
Do rest well, auntie
l`ve to take care of some business,
don`t disturb her
Huh?
l`m going out
Yes, Master
Good, good
Godpa, don`t be soft
we`ve been fooled by that bitch
should we let her go ?
she can`t go far
she must have gone to Guang Chau
Guang Chau ?
That`s right
she should be looking up my Brother`s son
Jing Chuen
What should we do?
Ah Tak
Take a few men to Guang Chau...
Get her back
No
Jing Chuen`s kung fu
... will defeat you all
so what should be done?
l want you to develop a plan ...
to steal the will and the deed
The bitch will have to face me then
What do you want with her?
My name`s not on the will
l want her signature ...
to endorse that the inheritance is mine
Then your godpa ...
can officially claim the inheritance
Come down
Charlie, your home no good
Yes, my home is like this
l have a daddy
and a servant with an ear no good
We can play as we like ...
such as football, basketball
see my daddy
Okay
Friend, sit down, please
Yeah
This is my grandfather, ancestors
My dad offers a joss stick every day,
he`s very pious
... treats him like God
There`re two bedrooms inside
This is my father, this is me
Come on...
My father doesn`t know
l`ve come back one day earlier
He`s still asleep
Let me go in and surprise him
Good
Daddy
-You...
-You...
What are you doing here?
This bed belongs to my father
You want to throw a temper
Why ?
Damn kid, scram
Charlie, what happened?
My father has changed
Changed to what?
A girl
Oh? You must be joking
lt`s true, l`m not fooling you
You sex maniacs, what do you want?
Beautiful...
What are you saying? Be gone
You don`t know me?
l`m the future master of this house
Future master?
What`s your name then?
Oh
My name is Charlie Yu
What, a stinking carp (same sound)?
No, my surname is Yu, Charlie
Charlie Yu in English
Charlie Yu?
What a strange name
Would that not make you my grand nephew?
Of course l am not your grand nephew
l am asking who are you?
she doesn`t know English,
l`m asking who are you
l am the owner of this house
Yu Jing Chuen`s auntie Ching Dai Nan
Ching Dai Nan, what a weird name
Hold on, you said you`re
the Yu Jing Chuen 2nd Aunt
Then she would be my grandfather`s ...
Your Grand Auntie
Look, too young
What does it mean ?
l said you are too young
You should be
Your daddy`s darling
My daddy`s darling
sorry, they are wrong
You should not be Yu Jing Chuen`s lover
You should be his son`s sweetheart instead
That`s right
You dare to persist with this?
Don`t move
stop, we gentlemen ...
do not fight with women
Do you really want to fight?
lf so, take a good look at my power first
see this?
Petty skill
Please
Very good
That`s nothing
That`s to say if we don`t fight
... we won`t know who will win
What?
l said if we don`t fight
we wouldn`t know who`d win
Come and get it
Alright
This is boxing, you know
This is Chinese Kung fu, Northern style
This is southern style
Come on...
Come on
Come on...
Give it to me
What are you doing?
What have you done to my antiques?
stop it
Ah Tao
Daddy
Ah Tao?
l love you
l`ve come back one day earlier
and saw that woman
... in your bed
she is ...
That`s her, l asked her what she was doing
... and she hit me
just like a tiger woman
Tiger what ?
A tigress
Oh, Ah Tao
she is your second ...
so he is your son Yu Tao
ls he?
Yes, second auntie
He is your grand nephew
Oh?
say hello to Grand Auntie
My grandmother
Come on
Daddy
But how come she`s so young?
When l was studying in Hong Kong
... did you have a mistress?
You want to buy clothes ?
A mistress
You little bastard
You dare to return from Hong Kong
with some scumbags
Oh, my ancestor`s altar
My antiques and calligraphy, you ...
ls not my fault, it`s her
As a senior of the Yu family ...
how would l dare to damage
our family`s altar
... and our antique calligraphy ?
You`re right
You little bastard, l`ll kill you
2nd aunt, l already taught him
a lesson on your behalf
No way
-You ...
-Wait
Quickly, plead for mercy
No
Family discipline
Family discipline?
To be punished by family discipline
Daddy, it`s time for a meal?
You still want to eat?
You should be beaten up
Any descendant of the Yu family ...
who messes with the ancestor`s altar
should be flogged 15 times
Wow, is this book correct?
Also
Whoever damages articles from ancestors
... should also be flogged 15 times
That`s a total of thirty lashes
Not only that,
whoever insults seniors must ...
apologize. He`s to kneel & bow
in front of the senior
... and be given 20 lashes
l shall die, l`ll be beaten to death
Ancestor god,
you`ll have no posterity, Amen
second auntie,
please reduce the punishment
How?
Could it be ...
Twenty per cent
What?
That is 80_%_ of it...
Reduce twenty per cent
Alright
Good
Good yourself
Considering your 1st offence,
you`ll have 40 lashes
Don`t let her know
What are you saying?
Bastard, he asked me to use less force
l will beat you with full force
That`s enough ... You`ll kill him
Master, please stop ...
34, 35, 36
37, 38, 39, 40
This one is on the house
second Auntie,
he has received 41 floggings
What else?
Kneel down 3 times and bow 9 times,
isn`t it ?
1 , 2, 3
4, 5, 6
7, 8, 9
You`ll respect elders from now on,
do you understand?
Get up, get up
Ah Tao, get up quickly
Get up quickly
Ah Tao, why don`t you get up ?
He passed out
Ah Tao
Ah Tao
second Auntie, he passed out
Never mind
Rub him with some medicated oil
Alright
Ah Choi, help Young Master to the room
Help him up
Lucky that Jesus has saved me
That bumpkin went for it
Ah Choi
The bumpkin hasn`t slept yet
Ah Choi, Ah Choi
Ah Choi
Grand Auntie, what`s the matter?
Didn`t you hear Young Master
shouting in pain?
l asked if you heard Young Master
shouting in pain
ls that right?
That`s bad, beat him up like this
Ah Choi,
did you rub him with medicated oil?
Yes, but he didn`t want it
No? Why not?
He said he didn`t deserve to be
beaten up like this
serves him right
What did you say?
l said serves him right
Fuck
Ah Tao, what`s the matter with you?
This picture should be hung up straight
Why did you hang it up sideways
Daddy, you don`t know
l`ll tell you
Foreign people in Hong Kong
hang these pictures
... and whatever way they like
They`re creative and the pictures
look good
What good see? What thinking?
Looks good and has creativity
You can look at it this way
Take it down... Bring it down
This picture not available now
Go away ...
Hold it, be careful
Look, this is the way it should be hung
Take it over here
How`s that? Alright?
No balance
What do you mean
Unbalanced
Hey wait ...
Be careful, be careful of my calligraphy
Okay, alright
Alright?
ls that alright?
Down ...
What?
A bit lower, lower
stop. Good fit
What good fit?
That is to say alright
Be careful
This calligraphy
is your great grandpa`s legacy
Very old, very very old
Daddy, l`ll help you put it up
Ah Tao, be careful
Very beautiful
This picture should be hung up
in the dinning room
Come on
Hang it up here, this way
Ah Tao
Where do you want to hang it?
Better put it up here, l`ll get the ladder
Daddy, step back
Alright ...
l`ll help you put it up
lt`s the English style of putting it up
This is American style
This is ltalian style
This is French style
lf it`s like this we can`t see anything
No, when the wind blows
lt adds a touch of mystery
What is mystery?
lt means intriguing
l don`t like any of these style
l like Chinese style
Alright then, you put it up yourself
Come down
Hold it
Daddy, be careful, don`t climb so high
l know, just watch out for me
Ah Tao, have l hung it straight?
ls it straight?
Higher
Will this do?
OK?
Higher
ls this OK?
Higher
still higher?
ls it straight?
Higher, higher still
higher still
Ah Tao, is this OK?
Ah Tao
Higher...
lt`s now on the roof
Daddy, you can see it clearly now
One`d have to kneel to see it
Yes, lower
Down, down
Down, further down
Good
Will this do?
Lower
Lower?
Lower
All right now, Ah Tao?
Lower
still lower?
Lower
l can`t go any lower
Lower
All right?
Lower
Ah Tao?
This...lower...
What are you doing?
Daddy...
Hong Kong people hanging a picture...
What are you saying?
No, it should rather be
hanging calligraphy
should look at it this way, that way
... to see clearly
see what clearly?
l have not watched you
Watched me?
Just now you were...
l was watching daddy
hang up the calligraphy
Auntie
We were quite noisy just now;
Did we disturb you?
No
Jing Chuen
The material you bought me is too flashy
As a senior ...
how can l wear this?
l`ll exchange it for something
a little more dull
No need, l`ll buy some myself
Are you going out by yourself ?
Yes
That could be dangerous
with so many bad people around
What`s to fear? she can fight
Rubbish
l`ll be careful
Ah Tao, keep her company
Keep her company?
What`s wrong with that?
Yes, l can
Right, follow me
Daddy, she...
Ah Tao, take care of grand auntie
This is the main road
of the western district
One can buy many various items here
Thank you, please stop
Ah Tao, what is this ?
Motor Car
Mo De Ke? (pronouncing motor car)
lt is a vehicle
Vehicle?
What`s a vehicle?
This uses manual power, right
Yes
This uses an engine
Uses an engine
Let`s get off
OK
Here`s the fare
Thank you
Ah Tao, this is really very interesting
We don`t have anything
like this in the village
Of course not,
this car is already considered old
ln Hong Kong there are Rolls Royces
You mean `mousy` are better
You wouldn`t understand
shops on this street
specialize in selling clothes
Look , that sign is so brightly red
Look, it sparkles too
Oh, colour lamp
What ?
Neon lamp
lt`s so beautiful
Mrs Wong
ln Hong Kong...
The quality is best
Let me prove it to you
so beautiful
Yes, isn`t it?
Let me try too
Don`t fight for it, everyone has a share
l`ll show it to you
Grand auntie...
You go and do your shopping there
l`ll wait in the car
All right
so fragrant
Boss, how much for this?
5 dollars
That`s expensive
Not really
lt`s beautiful
What a bumpkin !
What did you say?
l said the way you look ...
and the clothes you wear are outdated
All the ladies in the city ...
these days wear fashionable dresses
Nobody wears that sort of
shabby garments anymore
That`s right
Her hairstyle is so outdated
What a lousy dresser !
standing beside her ...
will degrade ourselves
lsn`t that so true
Look at this pair of beautiful earrings
Look, so beautiful
What`s with you?
This is my first time wearing high-heels
Lady, is this the first time
you wear a long gown?
Yes
First time you wear high heels?
Yes
No wonder you can`t walk
One`s got to learn to walk in high heels
What? Learn to walk?
l`ll teach you
Let go, this is indecorous
Let me teach you
My apple
Cloth for sale
Crazy, man
This is a difficult lady
Yes, and beautiful too
Who else dares to come over?
so what ?
Higher...higher...
Come, come...
Lady, be careful
You`ve taken undue advantage
Ah Tao, you...
Grand auntie?
Yes, it`s me
Very sexy...
she`s my grand auntie
Grand auntie?
Hey, kid, want to steal our girl?
Yes
see, no fight
What?
Not my match
The police are here
Police?
stay calm
What`s the matter?
They`re fighting back there
What?
Fighting
Fighting
Who`s fighting?
They`re involved too
Those two as well
Don`t run...
Jing Chuen
Jing Chuen, don`t you recognize me?
You are...
l`m your auntie
Oh?
Auntie
Why are you dressed like this?
Auntie
Whyever did ya buy such clothes?
Your head...
l...
Ah Tao?
He...
Ah Tao...
l`m here
Ah Tao, why did you buy such clothes
... for your grand auntie?
Daddy, l didn`t buy it
l lost her along the way;
And when l found her again ...
she`s already like this
But this is going too far
Look, her stockings are torn,
and she has no shoes
Look at her head
What in fact happened?
Daddy, you don`t know
ln these clothes she looked
... very very sexy
What do you mean?
sexy. People were harassing her
Luckily l drove them all away
Bullshit, you drove them away?
lf not me, who else?
Me
lt was me, me
lt was me
stop, you little bastard
You dare to talk back !
l`ll kill you
Auntie
Please go and change first
l`ll teach him a lesson
Go back to your room first
Oh, Ah Tao
Daddy
You have to be reasonable sometimes
Who`s unreasonable?
Ah Tao, as a member of the Yu family
... when you go out with an elder,
you ought to take care & be responsible
But instead you have let it come to this !
how can you answer to your late uncle?
-Daddy
-Ah Tao
Enough said
lf you are disobedient again ...
l`ll not allow you to study in Hong Kong
shut up, stop it
l told you
Don`t think just because you`re an elder,
you can have my daddy serve you
You should say good morning
... and greet him good night
ln fact we are more or less the same age
What should young people do?
Fight for freedom
You`re right
You`ll take up the load
You bastard
stop
My daddy used to be very liberal with us
... until she came
Now everything`s back to the feudal system
l mean, back to family punishment
... and orthodox etiquette
lf you`ve done wrong,
Daddy would say alright
But now even though l do the right thing,
... all that Daddy mutters is `no good`
What`s more,
even threatens to stop my studies
You bumpkin
causing so much trouble here,
l`ll beat you...
Charlie
What`s up?
Because his grand auntie
has caused him trouble ...
so he is using the straw to let off steam
Really ?
Charlie, don`t be crazy
Charlie, take it easy
Charlie you won`t solve problems this way
Yeah
James, Robert
How else otherwise can l vent my anger ?
Where ? How ?
Charlie l have a good idea
We`ve come to see you because we wanna...
give a party for our classmates studying
in Hong Kong
Party?
Yes, because we`re going on summer holiday
... and going back to Guangchau
We naturally lose contact,
as we live so far away
Hence we must organise a party
... for all of us together
l mean, to keep in touch
Okay
Charlie
Ask your young grandmother to come along
Grand auntie?
Right
How would she know how to dance?
Precisely... because she doesn`t know
how to dance
lsn`t she always causing you trouble?
Well, yes
Right, let me take care of it
There`d be a masquerade ball.
she`ll be embarrassed
Ah Tao
Hi, grandmother
Call me Charlie
Damn you
You little brats ...
what are you doing here?
Wearing such weird clothes !
Charlie
You don`t know grandmother
This is my band
What, you are sick?
No
Music
Rose, rose with such slender stem
Rose, rose with such prickly stem
You have been hurt
Rose, rose l love you
Heart`s promises, new love
Ah Tao
The holy light lights up the earth
What are you doing?
Heart`s promises, new love
The holy light lights up the earth
Ah Tao, what are you doing?
stop, what are you doing?
This is...
Dancing
Yes
What?
What is all this nonsense?
No nonsense, this is dancing
You call this dancing?
ls this not dancing?
No
The moon lights up the ground
On new year`s eve...
That`s what l call dancing
This is all outdated
You need rhythm to be `in`
Rose, rose you are so harsh
Rose, rose your thorns are sharp
What are you doing?
Oh, that`s ruining intertwined stems
of two flowers !
Rose, rose l love you
Would you like to learn?
Yes...
l won`t
James
second way
Grand auntie
Charlie, your grand auntie is old
she can`t dance like us youngsters
Right
she looks like an old woman
Right?
Yes...
Doesn`t look like a young person at all
Right
Am l older than you are?
Not much, we`re almost of the same age
Right
You said l look like an old lady
l`m just more senior than you
in terms of relation
That`s why l`m saying ...
that while you`re as young as us
Yet you`re not as civilized and
... trendy as we are
Weird dance !
You call this civilized, being trendy?
That`s correct
At least you haven`t seen this before
Can you dance?
Who says l can`t?
lt`s just that l don`t want to
You dare not?
l don`t dare to? What am l afraid of?
Right, grand auntie
isn`t afraid of anything
Let her try
she doesn`t dare to dance
You tell her
lt`s no use
Let her try
she doesn`t dare to
What?
No use
How will she everjoin our party?
What party?
A masquerade
What masquerade?
You`ll have to put on masks
Put on make-up too
Right
ls it something like ...
Not like this
You have to dress like a foreign lady
Juliet
Oh, Romeo, l love you
What?
Men will dress like Robin Hood
some girls will dress like Carmen
Don`t worry,
the dress you`re going to put on
... has been brought from Hong Kong
They`ve got all sizes
What?
All sizes
Ah Tao, l um ...
You`re afraid that Daddy will be angry
He won`t be angry with me
Right
Don`t ever say that
grand auntie is an old lady
she has promised to come to the party
Ah Tao
l`d better ...
l know you won`t come
l`ve decided to go tomorrow night
Okay...
Ah Tao
Are you changing your mind?
Don`t tell your Daddy
Young Master
Okay ...
Alright
Yu Tao is dating that girl to the party
Party?
Does his Dad know?
His Dad doesn`t know about it
That is to say they`re slipping out
l`ve got an idea
Mister, the vehicle ...
come and buy it later
Alright
Please
l can`t dance
l can`t
Hey, you
Put me down
Put me down
l am dizzy
What are you doing?
Put me down
Wait
We have to return to the original place
Let`s break up this party
Wait for the police
then send his dad to the police station
No, l`m passing out
No ...
You ... Ah Tao ...
Good dancing, you dance well
Three musketeers
What?
Three musketeers
This is musketeer Tong Wong
They are all praising you
Miss Dalina
What did you say?
l`ve given you an English Name
English Name?
Yes, good dancer
He wants to dance with you
Please
ls itjust dancing?
Yes
l won`t dance
You three?
We are the new three musketeers
l know, new three musketeers
Robin Hood
Robin Hood
How come there are new and old musketeers?
They came here first,
that`s why they are old
And they`ve just arrived,
that`s why they are new
ls that right?
Yes
Romeo
Oh, Romeo, where`s Juliet?
l`m not Juliet, l am ...
l`m Looking for you
l won`t dance
Music
What are you doing?
Why are you holding me so tight?
What are you doing? ... Release me ...
How come you`ve torn your dress ?
The three of them ...
Romeo, behave yourself
she`s my grand auntie
l know
Ah Tao, why is he hitting me ?
No, grandmother
Hey, friends,
l`ve asked you to amuse her a bit
... why did you hit her?
Crazy, crazy, all crazy
Don`t be afraid, Charlie
When we party in Hong Kong ...
there`s always fighting, you know?
They are going to fight, come on ...
Hey, Charlie, not our friend
Yes
Who are you ?
Where the hell are you guys from?
Which school are you from?
University of the society
... majoring in robbing, fighting, killing
Don`t move
We have competitors
Yeah
Don`t move, back off
You can`t fight him
Let me take care of
... this little guy
One by one
Can she do it?
Yes...
What did you say?
Nothing. Doesn`t fighting him unarmed ...
put you at a gross disadvantage ?
Not really
No, l use sword too
Western sword?
Chinese sword
Props department, Chinese sword
Hold it
Lady power, very fierce
Come on...go men
This is called the Lazy shave
Want to fight with me?
Beat him up ...
Ah Tao, how can you fight others ...
with such a short knife ?
Hold it
No, don`t ruin my image
Robin Hood used this kind of knife
What`s wrong?
Cover me, shoot the arrow
Bingo
l kill him
Young Master
Robin Hood, how come
your archery skill is so bad?
Water skin
Bad
Kill
Kill