My Mother's Future Husband (2014) - full transcript

♫ WE'VE BEEN REAL STUCK

♫ ALL TANGLED UP...

♫ WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET UNTIED

MORNING!

IT'S A GOOD MORNING.
COME ON.

UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.
COME ON!

♫ LET'S MAKE THE CHANGE
AND MAKE THIS RIGHT

♫ WE SPIN OUR HEARTS

♫ IN CIRCLES, IN CIRCLES
THEY GO

♫ CAN'T SEEM TO STOP

♫ MY HEART IS ON OVERLOAD



♫ I'M READY TO GO

♫ READY FOR MORE

♫ IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT
THAN BEFORE

♫ IS IT THE AIR?

♫ NOW'S THE TIME

♫ THERE'S NO USE WAITING

♫ WE CAN HAVE IT ALL

♫ WE CAN MAKE THIS
MORE THAN SPECIAL

♫ 'CAUSE THIS LOVE
IS POSSIBLE

OKAY, HURRY UP.

YOU'RE FAST.

OH, WE'RE GOING
TO BE LATE.

WE'RE OFF.

MOM, WATCH OUT!



OH! OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH! OH!

ARE YOU GOING
TO PICK IT UP?

I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

MOM, YOU ARE SUCH
A BAD DRIVER.

WELL, YOU KNOW... UH...

IT'S STILL THERE, MOM!

YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO LEAVE IT?

I GOTTA GO, I'M LATE.

I'M A BETTER DRIVER
THAN YOU ARE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT...

AND I ALWAYS HATED
THAT GARBAGE CAN ANYWAY.

♫ LOVE IS POSSIBLE...

OKAY, YOU DO THE LAUNDRY,
I'LL GET THE GROCERIES.

OKAY. BYE, MOM!

OH! SORRY!

HEADLY ANDERSON.

MISS MONTGOMERY'S CLASS?

SIXTH GRADE.

YOU'RE BODIE MILLER.

DIDN'T YOU MOVE TO CHICAGO
AFTER SEVENTH.

WE MOVED BACK.

TAKE CARE.

I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

HEY, BODIE!

ARE YOU KIDDING?

HE REMEMBERED YOU
FROM SIXTH GRADE?

- WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE NOW?
- I HAVE A PHOTO.

HE'S SO HOT!

AND THEN
WHAT HAPPENED?

BODIE HELD MY HAND,

OUR EYES LOCKED,

AND THEN HE SAID...

I'M REALLY GLAD
I BUMPED INTO YOU.

AH! THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE!

THIS IS LIFE-CHANGING, HEADLY.

DO YOU REALIZE THAT?

I DO. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT MADE ME DETERMINED
TO CARRY OUT MY PLAN.

WHAT PLAN?

THE PLAN FOR MY MOM.

YOUR MOTHER!

HELLO, WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER
HAVE TO DO WITH BODIE MILLER?

WHEN BODIE HELD MY HAND,

IT WAS LIKE
NOTHING IN THE WORLD MATTERED.

EVERYTHING JUST FADED
INTO THE BACKGROUND

AND WAS TOTALLY
UNIMPORTANT.

YEAH?

SO, THAT'S WHAT MY MOM NEEDS!

SO SHE CAN STOP
CONCENTRATING SO MUCH ON ME.

SHE NEEDS TO FALL IN LOVE.

ANY PLANS
FOR TONIGHT?

WELL, STUDENT GOVERNMENT
HAS A MEETING,

BUT PUBLICITY
DOESN'T HAVE TO GO.

WELL, LOU GAVE ME
A GIFT CERTIFICATE

FOR A REALLY FANCY
FRENCH RESTAURANT

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WE GO TONIGHT?

JUST YOU AND ME?

CANDLELIGHT DINNER FOR TWO?

I HEAR THE CREPES
ARE AMAZING.

YOU CAN PUT AS MUCH SYRUP
AS YOU WANT ON 'EM.

MM!

OKAY, GREAT.

WELL, I HAVE TO DO
PAYROLL TONIGHT,

SO I'LL BE HOME BY 7:00,

AND I'LL MAKE A RESERVATION
FOR 8:00, OKAY?

OKAY.

WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.

NOT ONLY ARE MY MOM AND I BFFs,
BUT WE'RE NOW GOING STEADY.

IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP,

SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO GO
TO COLLEGE WITH ME.

TIME TO SIGN HER UP
FOR CUPID'S HELPER.

A DATING SITE?

DEFINITELY.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY REPLIES?

CONNECT THEM,
OF COURSE.

I'VE SET A GOAL.

I WANT MY MOTHER
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

BY SUMMER.

SUMMER. OKAY.

THIS IS WHAT
I WAS THINKING OF

FOR CUPID'S HELPER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I HAVE MY DOUBTS.

ABOUT WHAT?

AN IRIS?

YEAH, THAT'S MY MOTHER'S
FAVOURITE FLOWER.

WHAT IF THE GUY DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT AN IRIS IS?

IF HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT AN IRIS IS,

THEN I DON'T WANT HIM
DATING MY MOM.

AND SOMETHING PURPLE?

ISN'T THAT GOING TO BE
A STRETCH FOR MOST MEN?

EXACTLY.

I WANT A GUY WHO'S WILLING TO GO
THAT EXTRA MILE.

- HI, GUYS!
- HEY.

HEADLY, HERE COMES BODIE.

I HEARD HE PLAYED
VARSITY FOOTBALL

AT HIS OLD SCHOOL
AS A FRESHMAN.

WOW.

THAT WAS LIKE CHEMICAL.

- I THOUGHT HE MOVED AWAY.
- HE MOVED BACK...

AND HE'S GOT
THE HOTS FOR HEADLY.

I AM LATE
FOR MUSIC CLASS.

LATER.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

HEY.

HEY, LOU,

GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE BANK

AND GOT US A LOAN
TO FIX UP

THIS KITCHEN?

I BET YOU'RE GLAD
WE'RE PARTNERS!

LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT WORK.

YES!

YOU GUYS BETTER
MAKE IT WORK.

IF I LOSE THIS JOB,

I'LL BE SLEEPING
IN THE STREETS,

GAGGING ON THE FOOD
I DRAG OUT OF THE BIN,

AND WATCHING MY TEETH FALL OUT
ONE BY ONE.

BUT NO PRESSURE.

NO.

BY THE WAY,

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH CHUCK,

I SUGGEST
YOU TAKE THAT OFF.

NOTED.

WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE,

OUR REASON FOR BEING.

YEAH, YOUR LEGS HAVE GROWN
TWO INCHES SINCE YESTERDAY.

YOU STOP THAT.

- HI, HONEY.
- HI!

YOU HUNGRY?
NAME IT, I'LL COOK IT.

OH, NO, I'M OKAY.
THANKS, THOUGH.

SUIT YOURSELF.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
ON SUNDAY NIGHT?

MOM, YOU HAVE A DATE
WITH CHUCK?

OH.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA GO.

I JUST DON'T FEEL...

TIME SOMEONE ELSE TREATED YOU
TO AN EVENING OUT.

THAT'S RIGHT,

MAKE SURE HE PICKS UP
THE ENTIRE BILL.

AND DRESS UP A LITTLE.

MAKE AN IMPRESSION.

IN THE INTEREST OF COOPERATION,

AND SO THAT YOU TWO...

NO, YOU THREE...

DO NOT GANG UP ON ME,

I WILL GO.

HIGH FIVE.

HEY, LOU,

THANKS FOR
SETTING ME UP.

JUST GO,

AND HAVE A NICE TIME.

OH, MY GOSH.

♫ ...ISN'T EASY

♫ AND FORGETTING'S HARD TO DO

♫ SECOND CHANCES ARE...

♫ YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG ON

♫ BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO FORGET, BECAUSE...

♫ YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG ON

♫ BUT YOU DON'T WANT
TO FORGET, BECAUSE...

BECAUSE SOME THINGS JUST SUCK.

OH, SORRY.

MY BAD.

HEY.

HI.

BEEN TO THE LAUNDROMAT LATELY?

OH, WE GOT OUR WASHER FIXED,

SO NOW WE CAN DO LAUNDRY
AT HOME.

THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION
I'VE DEFINITELY ASKED ANYONE

IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AND MY ANSWER WAS TOTALLY LAME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
BRILLIANT CONVERSATIONALISTS

WE ARE.

YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
GET TOGETHER SOMETIME,

AMAZE EACH OTHER
WITH OUR BRILLIANCE.

YEAH.

WE SHOULD.

YEAH.

UNTIL THEN.

COOL.

MOM, HE'S HERE,
AND HE'S EARLY!

OKAY, I'LL BE
RIGHT DOWN!

HI.

HI, I'M CHUCK.

I'M HEADLY.

NICE TO MEET YOU, LESLIE.

OH, SORRY, IT'S ACTUALLY HEADLY.

NICE NAME.

THANKS.

HI.

CHUCK, UM, I'M RENE.

RENE, PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

THANK YOU.

WOW.

HONEY, COULD YOU PUT THESE
IN A VASE?

OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

OKAY.

WELL, YOU TWO,
HAVE FUN.

♫ IF YOU COULD FEEL
THE WAY I FEEL

♫ YOU WOULDN'T BE AFRAID

♫ YOU'D SEE HOW GOOD IT FEELS

♫ TO HAVE SOMEONE
TO TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY...

INSPIRE ME, KYLEE.

THANK YOU, CHUCK.
DINNER WAS GREAT.

I HAD A GREAT TIME.

HMM!

YOU KNOW, I AM SO EXHAUSTED.

I HAD SUCH A LONG WEEK.

SO...

GOOD NIGHT.

WHEN CAN I
SEE YOU AGAIN?

OH, UH...

I'M-I'M SO BUSY.

IT COULD BE MONTHS.

THAT'S OKAY.

UM...

I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE DOOR NOW.

GOOD NIGHT!

GOOD NIGHT, CHUCK!

YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING.

I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE.

HE LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER
FROM A DISTANCE.

THE LARGER THE DISTANCE
BETWEEN US, THE BETTER.

I WOULD HAVE HAD
SO MUCH MORE FUN

JUST GOING OUT TO DINNER
WITH YOU.

SO, WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED ABOUT
BARRY'S OFFICE PARTY?

DEFINITELY NOT GOING.

IT MIGHT BE FUN!

HONEY, I LIKE HIM

WHEN HE'S ORDERING
HIS BRISKET, HEADLY!

THAT'S IT.

BUT, MOM, MAYBE IF YOU WOULD

GET TO KNOW HIM...

STOP

PLEASE, JUST STOP, HEADLY.

I... I FOUND
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ONCE.

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

HERE WE GO.

OKAY, AND WOULD YOU SAY
THAT MY MOM'S PERSONALITY

IS QUIRKY OR PERKY?

ARE THOSE YOUR
ONLY TWO CHOICES?

NO, I CAN SAY
WHATEVER I WANT.

IF YOU WANT A LOT OF
RESPONSES, SAY "SEXY."

WILLIS!

AND I WANT QUALITY,
NOT QUANTITY.

OKAY, "QUIRKY..."

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

WHEN YOUR MOTHER GETS
THE BILL FOR ALL THIS?

I'M GOING TO SAY,

"HERE'S THE 200 I SAVED
FROM BABY-SITTING.

"NO NEED TO THANK ME

FOR TURNING
YOUR LIFE AROUND."

WHAT? NO!

HER CREDIT CARD
WAS REJECTED.

WE DID ALL THIS
FOR NOTHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS NOT
GOING TO STOP ME!

WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO
MAKE OUR OWN DATING SERVICE.

"WE?"

YUP.

OKAY, SO, NOW, CLASS,
WE ARE GOING TO REVIEW

LAST WEEK'S
CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT.

"SUM UP MY LIFE
IN TWO WORDS."

WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

HOW ABOUT YOU, HEADLY?

WE ALWAYS ENJOY YOUR WRITING.

- OKAY.
- OKAY.

IF I WERE TO SUM UP MY LIFE
IN TWO WORDS,

IT WOULD BE "BAD LUCK."

FIRST BAD LUCK
WAS THE NIGHT I WAS BORN.

WE LIVED IN FLORIDA THEN,

AND THERE WAS A HURRICANE.

MY DAD DROVE OFF
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

INTO A DITCH,

RESULTING IN
AN OFF-DUTY POLICEMAN

HAVING TO DELIVER ME.

SECOND PIECE OF BAD LUCK WAS,

THAT OFFICER'S LAST NAME
WAS "HEADLY."

BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T
GIVE ME HIS FIRST NAME,

WHICH WAS "ELMER."

ONE GOOD THING...

ACTUALLY, PROBABLY
THE ONLY GOOD THING

ABOUT HAVING
A HORRIBLE FIRST NAME

IS THAT IT MAKES YOU
SYMPATHETIC TO OTHER PEOPLE

WHO ALSO HAVE
HORRIBLE FIRST NAMES,

SUCH AS, SAY...

"WILLIS."

THE THIRD PIECE OF BAD LUCK
WAS, WHEN I WAS FOUR,

MY MOTHER'S YOUNGER BROTHER
GOT DRUNK, STOLE A CAR,

AND CRASHED INTO
A GROCERY STORE WALL.

NO ONE WAS HURT.

BUT THE WORST LUCK OF MY LIFE

WAS FIVE YEARS AGO

WHEN MY DAD DIED.

UH, HE WAS HIT BY A BUS

AND DIED IN THE AMBULANCE
ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL.

SO NOW NOT ONLY DO I NOT
GET TO BE WITH MY AWESOME DAD,

BUT AS AN EXTRA BONUS,

I'M ALSO THE CENTRE
OF MY MOTHER'S UNIVERSE.

I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG,

IT'S REALLY NICE

BEING THE CENTRE
OF SOMEONE'S UNIVERSE,

BUT WHEN THAT PERSON'S YOUR MOM,

IT REALLY INTERFERES WITH
YOUR LOVE LIFE.

ALL RIGHT,

I WILL SEE
YOU ALL TOMORROW.

OKAY.

I'VE BEEN GIVING IT
A LOT OF THOUGHT

AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK
WE SHOULD DO.

FOR PLAN B?

YES. OUR VERY OWN VERSION
OF CUPID'S HELPER.

WE'LL MEET IN THE PARK.

I'VE SEEN A LOT OF
ELIGIBLE-LOOKING GUYS

WALKING THEIR DOGS THERE.

I'LL APPROACH
THE PROMISING ONES,

AND TELL THEM THAT
WE'RE DOING A SCHOOL REPORT

ON DOG LOVERS,

AND THAT I JUST NEED
A LITTLE INFORMATION.

BEFORE THEY KNOW
WHAT HIT THEM,

I'LL HAVE THEIR NAMES
AND EMAIL ADDRESSES.

WE'LL BE SET.

THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARK
IN AN HOUR.

BYE.

HEY, HEADLY!

HEY.

CATCH!

I SAW THAT.

OKAY, TIME TO FIND
MY MOM A HUSBAND.

HERE I GO.

EXCUSE ME,

HI. DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?

YEAH, SURE.

ALL RIGHT, SO,
YOU HAVE A DOG.

I DO, YEAH.

DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?

THAT WENT WELL.

AND ONE DOWN,
ONE MORE TO GO.

EXCUSE ME. HI.

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU
A COUPLE QUESTIONS

FOR A SCHOOL REPORT?

UH, YEAH, SURE.

ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MY NAME'S SCOTT.

SCOTT. NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M HEADLY.

- HEADLY.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, SCOTT.

YOU TOO.

ALL RIGHT,

DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?

- NO. NO KIDS.
- NO?

ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU
IN A RELATIONSHIP CURRENTLY?

UH, NO.

THOUGH I DO HAVE
MY TRUSTY COMPANION HERE.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

IT WAS VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL?

OKAY, SO GUY #1, ERIC.

OWNS A GYM.

JUST BROKE OFF AN ENGAGEMENT,
SO THAT'S IFFY.

BUT HE SEEMS LIKE
A NICE GUY.

AND GUY #2 IS SCOTT.

HE'S SINGLE.
DIVORCED, NO KIDS.

LOVES DOGS, WANTS CHILDREN
IN THE FUTURE.

A LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT.

AND NOT IN A SERIOUS
RELATIONSHIP AT THE MOMENT.

EXCEPT I WANT TO DO
ONE MORE.

HELLO.

1:00.

BUT HE HAS A KID.

SO DOES MY MOM.

MAYBE HE'S DIVORCED.

MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON?

YEAH, MOST LIKELY
A MR. MOM.

WE SHALL SOON SEE.

HI! EXCUSE ME,

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS

FOR A SOCIAL STUDIES ASSIGNMENT?

UH...

IT'S ABOUT HOW MEN
ARE MORE INVOLVED

WITH CHILD-REARING
THESE DAYS.

- IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
- OKAY.

SO, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?

JUST THE ONE.

ALL RIGHT,

AND APPROXIMATELY
HOW MANY HOURS A DAY

WOULD YOU SAY THAT
YOU SPEND WITH HIM?

ALL THE TIME,

EXCEPT WHEN HE'S AT SCHOOL.

OKAY.

THAT'S QUITE A LOT
FOR A DAD.

AND HOW MANY HOURS A DAY
WOULD YOU SAY

THAT YOUR WIFE
SPENDS WITH HIM?

UH, CONNOR!

WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
ON THE BIKE FOR A BIT?

MY WIFE PASSED AWAY

THREE YEARS AGO.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S OKAY.

MY DAD PASSED AWAY
WHEN I WAS 10.

WELL, NOW IT'S MY TURN
TO BE SORRY.

THANK YOU.

ANYWAYS, I SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING,

BUT IT WAS NICE
TO MEET YOU.

- IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M HEADLY.

HI, HEADLY. I'M ANDREW.

ANDREW,
NICE TO MEET YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
THANK YOU!

YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

WE TOTALLY BONDED.

I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM?

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
CONVINCE HER?

RELAX, WILLIS.

I HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.

HEY, MOM...

WILLIS HAS THIS THING
FOR SCHOOL.

CAN YOU HELP HIM?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, HE HAS TO DO A VIDEO
INTERVIEWING AN ADULT.

KIND OF LIKE

A PSYCHOLOGICAL
PROFILE ON SOMEONE.

A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE?

WHY ME?

WELL, IT CAN'T BE ANYONE
FROM HIS OWN FAMILY.

IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.

SO... CAN HE COME OVER LATER
AND FILM IT?

I DON'T THINK
I'M THE RIGHT PERSON.

RIGHT PERSON?

MOM, YOU'RE EXACTLY
THE RIGHT PERSON, YOU KNOW?

HE NEEDS SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT PERFECT,

WHO'S TOO BUSY
TO STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES,

AND NEGLECTS THEMSELVES
MOST OF THE TIME.

THAT'S YOU.

THANK YOU
FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE

AND STELLAR DESCRIPTION
OF MY BORING LIFE.

MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,

AND BESIDES, WILLIS
REALLY, REALLY NEEDS THIS.

PLEASE?

IF YOU AGREE TO DO THIS,

THEN I PROMISE TO DO THE DISHES
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

OKAY, TWO WEEKS,

AND YOU HAVE A DEAL.

OKAY, DEAL.

ALL RIGHT, SMUSH.

OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY, LET'S BEGIN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK

IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
QUALITY A PERSON CAN HAVE?

UM, A SENSE OF HUMOUR.

I BELIEVE THAT CLICHE

THAT IF YOU CAN
LAUGH AT YOURSELF,

YOU CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING.

AND WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO
MOST IN YOUR FREE TIME?

ANYTHING FREE.

NO, SERIOUSLY.

I LOVE TO JOG AND HIKE AND SWIM.

ANYTHING OUTDOORS,

AND I THINK CIVILIZATION'S
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT

IS A LONG HOT SHOWER.

OH, AND I LOVE PICNICS.

PICNICS AT NIGHT.

AND DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN?

I LOVE CHILDREN.

I LOVE CHILDREN.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE?

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST CHALLENGE?

OH, UH, TECHNOLOGY.

YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE BACK-LIGHTING.

YOU SEE?

I AM TECHNOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED.

I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
REALLY.

I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK

FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

I KNOW I'M BIASED,

BUT WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO
DATE A WOMAN LIKE THAT.

WE WILL FIND OUT.

DONE.

HI.

MY NAME IS HEADLY,

AND I'M THE GIRL YOU SPOKE TO
IN THE PARK THE OTHER DAY.

I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS DOING
A SCHOOL PROJECT.

WELL, I ACTUALLY HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

I WASN'T DOING
A SCHOOL PROJECT.

I WAS DOING
A PERSONAL PROJECT.

NAMELY,

TRYING TO FIND
A GREAT GUY FOR MY MOM.

SO IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED,

THEN PLEASE OPEN
THE VIDEO ATTACHMENT BELOW.

I BELIEVE THAT CLICHE

THAT IF YOU CAN
LAUGH AT YOURSELF,

YOU CAN GET THROUGH ANYTHING.

NO, SERIOUSLY,

I LOVE TO JOG
AND HIKE AND SWIM,

ANYTHING OUTDOORS,

AND I THINK CIVILIZATION'S
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT

IS A LONG HOT SHOWER.

I AM TECHNOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED.

I MEAN,
IT'S RIDICULOUS, REALLY.

I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK

FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

AND CARS?

CARS AND I, THEY DON'T MIX.

IS THAT MOMMY?

NO, MOMMY HAD
BLACK HAIR, REMEMBER, CONNOR?

SO, IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN MEETING HER,

THEN PLEASE CONTACT MY FRIEND

AT THE EMAIL ADDRESS
LISTED BELOW,

AND HE'LL EXPLAIN
HOW TO PROCEED.

YEAH?

TWO OF THEM REPLIED.

TWO OF THEM WANT TO MEET HER!

WILLIS, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

I EMAILED THEM BACK
WITH THE ADDRESS OF THE BISTRO

AND SUGGESTED TIMES.

THAT'S AWESOME,

BUT DID YOU TELL THEM THAT
THEY HAVE TO MEET HER

WHILE PRETENDING
THEY'RE NOT REALLY MEETING HER?

THAT SHE CAN'T KNOW WHAT I DID?

I EXPLAINED
EVERYTHING IN DETAIL.

THAT'S AWESOME.

WILLIS, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

I WILL SEE YOU
AT SCHOOL TOMORROW.

TOMORROW THEN.

HI.

TABLE FOR ONE?

YES.

COME THIS WAY.

I THINK THIS IS FINE.

ENJOY.

THAT'S GREAT, THANK YOU.

OH, UM, COULD I
ASK YOU A QUESTION?

SURE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY...

DIET SODA?

OF COURSE.

I'LL TELL YOUR WAITRESS.

YEAH, OH, UH, WAIT.

UM, ACTUALLY, SODA'S
NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

IT MESSES WITH
YOUR ELECTROLYTES.

I OWN A GYM.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE
DRINKING SODA AT ALL.

WHAT WOULD YOU
RECOMMEND FOR ME?

WE HAVE SOME DELICIOUS LEMONADE.

LEMONADE, YEAH,
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

I'LL HAVE SOME OF YOUR LEMONADE.

OKAY.

SAY, UM,
DO YOU WORK OUT?

YES...

BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE
TO GET YOU IN THE GYM,

YOU KNOW, TO GIVE YOU
SOME PERSONAL TRAINING.

IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

I'D SAY
YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER.

LEMONADE, TABLE SEVEN.

YOU MUST HAVE
BEEN THIRSTY.

SIX GLASSES OF LEMONADE

NOW, THAT'S A RECORD.

THANKS.

DO YOU CARE
FOR ANYTHING ELSE?

NO, NO, NO, I'LL JUST
TAKE THE BILL, SWEETHEART.

WHEW, SIX BUCKS FOR LEMONADE.

THAT IS...

PRICEY LEMONADE.

I ONLY CHARGED YOU FOR TWO.

THANK YOU.

UM...

ANOTHER CUSTOMER.

- HI.
- HI.

UM, TABLE FOR ONE?

YEAH.

THIS WAY.

HERE YOU GO.

MITZI?

OH, I DON'T NEED A MENU.

OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT,

'CAUSE YOUR WAITRESS
IS RIGHT HERE.

ACTUALLY,
WOULD IT BE OKAY

IF YOU TOOK MY ORDER?

OKAY.

I THINK I WILL HAVE
A BOWL OF YOUR CLAM CHOWDER.

OH, WE ONLY HAVE THAT
ON FRIDAYS.

OH, OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT THE RIBS?

LAST WEEK.

I WILL HAVE YOUR
BOYSENBERRY WAFFLES, PLEASE.

WE STOP SERVING BREAKFAST
AT 11:00, I'M REALLY SORRY.

UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE A LOOK.

OH, I, UH...

I AM LOOKING.

THERE'S A LOT OF
WEIRD PEOPLE

ON THE LOOSE TODAY.

ARE YOU WEARING SOME
NEW PERFUME OR SOMETHING?

BECAUSE YOU'RE
ATTRACTING GUYS

LIKE FLIES
TO ROAD KILL.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

HI, MOM.

HEY, HONEY,
LONG DAY AT SCHOOL?

ACTUALLY, BAND PRACTICE.

OH.

SO HOW WAS
THE BISTRO TODAY?

FINE.

IT WAS BUSY,

BUT I HANDLED THE CROWD WITH
MY CUSTOMARY CHARM AND GRACE.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE

THAT I'M THE BEST WAITRESS
IN THIS PLACE.

YOU'RE OUR ONLY WAITRESS.

YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.

ACTUALLY,

THERE WERE SOME REALLY
STRANGE PEOPLE HERE TODAY.

STRANGE?

IN WHAT WAY?

I DON'T KNOW,
THEY WERE JUST WEIRD.

LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.

OH?

YEAH.

WELL,

MAYBE THEY WERE
ADMIRING YOU.

OH, THEY WERE.

YOUR MOTHER
WAS A MAN MAGNET TODAY.

DROVES OF THEM COMING IN
OFF THE SIDEWALK.

TWO, ACTUALLY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

UH, WELL, ONE OF THEM LEFT
AFTER DRINKING SIX...

COUNT 'EM...
SIX GLASSES OF LEMONADE.

AND THE OTHER ONE TOOK
TWO HOURS TO FINISH HIS SOUP.

DID YOU TALK MUCH
TO EITHER OF THEM?

SORT OF. THEY WERE ASKING
KIND OF WEIRD QUESTIONS.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?

DO YOU LIKE GETAWAYS?
HOLIDAYS?

DO YOU LIKE PAINTBALL?

AS FRIENDS, OF COURSE.

NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

YOU EVER HAD A ROOT CANAL?

AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID,

I'M TOO BUSY
DURING THE WEEK

TO DO ANYTHING
ON MY WEEKEND NIGHTS.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?

BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

WELL, HOW DID YOU
END IT WITH HIM?

WHICH ONE,
THE CHEAPSKATE?

OR THE GORGEOUS MODEL TYPE,

WHO COULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES
OFF YOUR MOTHER?

BOTH OF THEM.

SHE BLEW THEM BOTH OFF.

I MEAN, THE CHEAPSKATE,
I UNDERSTAND THAT.

BUT THE OTHER ONE,
IF I WAS YOUR MOM...

UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, MITZI,
LET'S JUST HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

LET'S GO, HONEY.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

IF WE'RE FAST ENOUGH,

MAYBE I CAN CATCH UP
WITH DON JUAN.

RENE,

CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, HONEY.

WELL, THAT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER.

SHE BLEW THEM BOTH OFF.

IT DIDN'T WORK?

MISSION UNACCOMPLISHED.

"WEIRD" IS A STRANGE
WORD TO DESCRIBE

POTENTIAL SUITORS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU NEED TO MAKE A LIFE
FOR YOURSELF, RENE.

YOU NEED TO BE OPEN TO CHANGE.

HEADLY NEEDS SOME SPACE.

SHE'S A YOUNG LADY NOW.

A TEENAGER.

SHE'S NOT
YOUR LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE.

HMM?

I GOTTA GO.

SHE'S COMING.

TALK TO YOU LATER.

LET'S GO.

GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS!
THANKS FOR CLOSING UP!

AND I LOVE PICNICS...

PICNICS AT NIGHT.

I AM TECHNOLOGICALLY
CHALLENGED.

I MEAN, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
REALLY.

I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SET THE CLOCKS BACK

FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

AND CARS...

HELLO?

BINGO! GOOD NEWS!

THE ONLY ONE
WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YET,

ANDREW, THE ONE WITH THE KID,

WANTS TO MEET YOUR MOM.

THAT'S AWESOME!

HOPEFULLY, SHE DOESN'T
SCREW THIS ONE UP, TOO.

BUT, HEY, THIRD TIME'S
THE CHARM, RIGHT?

ANYWAYS, UH, I WILL SEE YOU
TOMORROW AT SCHOOL.

I-I WAS WONDERING...

YEAH?

IT'S NOTHING.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

HI.

HI.

TABLE FOR TWO?

UH, YEAH.

HI, SPORT!

HI!

THIS WAY.

YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT LADY ON TV!

REALLY?

I THINK WHAT HE MEANS IS...

YOU LOOK LIKE
THAT WOMAN ON THE NEWS.

SOME WOMAN...
THE LOCAL NEWS.

AND YOU LOOK LIKE
MY MOTHER.

ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T LOOK
ANYTHING LIKE HIS MOTHER.

MY MOM'S IN HEAVEN.

I'M SO SORRY.

SOMETIMES, MY SON JUST SAYS

THE FIRST THING
THAT POPS INTO HIS HEAD.

IT'S FINE.

HE'S ADORABLE.

HEY, SPORT, YOU WANT SOME STUFF
TO DRAW WITH?

OKAY.

I HAVE SOME THINGS
THAT KIDS LEFT.

HERE, YOU CAN PLAY WITH THEM.

HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? NO?

ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT
A MILLION BUCKS?

YEAH.

HERE'S A TRUCK.

I'M GONNA DRIVE
A BIG TRUCK WHEN I GROW UP.

MAYBE A BIG,
RED FIRE TRUCK?

YEAH!

PUT LOTS AND LOTS
OF FIRES OUT.

MOM...

WHO WAS
THE FIRST PERSON

YOU EVER
FELL IN LOVE WITH?

YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
TO THAT.

WELL, LET'S JUST
PRETEND I DON'T.

INDULGE ME.

YOUR FATHER.

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU
TO REALIZE YOU LOVED HIM

AFTER YOU'D MET HIM?

FOUR SECONDS.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS THREE.

OKAY!

IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

THREE SECONDS.

HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT YOU LOVED HIM?

I DON'T KNOW,
IT WAS THE WAY HE MADE ME FEEL.

LIKE HE REALLY UNDERSTOOD ME.

LIKE I WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT
GIRL ON THE WHOLE PLANET.

AND WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME
YOU KISSED HIM?

AFTER HE GAVE ME A FOUR-POUND
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FOR...

FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

AND THEN HE SANG YOU
A SONG HE MADE FOR YOU,

AND YOU CRIED.

YEAH.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.

THAT'S OKAY.

I LIKE HISTORY.

SO, WHAT THE "FIRST SOMETHING"
YOU CHOSE TO WRITE ABOUT?

MY FIRST BRA.

UH, WHAT, REALLY?

YOU ARE?

I'M KIDDING, WILLIS.

IT'S ABOUT MY FIRST TRIP
TO NEW YORK.

OH, YEAH?

I'M TALKING ABOUT
MY FIRST FOOTBALL GAME.

I WAS THE QUARTERBACK.

63 TO 0.

TOTAL SLAUGHTER.

OKAY, CLASS,
SORRY I'M LATE.

LET'S GET FOCUSSED
ON TODAY'S LESSON.

WHO WANTS TO READ FIRST?

HEADLY! HEADLY! HEADLY!

HEADLY! HEADLY! HEADLY!
HEADLY!

I HAVE CHOSEN
TO WRITE ABOUT MY FIRST...

REAL KISS.

THIS IS GOING TO BE
APPROPRIATE, ISN'T IT, HEADLY?

OH, COMPLETELY, MRS. DONNELY.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, UNFORTUNATELY, MY FIRST
REAL KISS HASN'T HAPPENED YET.

THAT'S ENOUGH, CLASS.

I MEAN, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
REGULAR KISSES.

I'VE HAD THOSE.

AND YES...

MY BRACES HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT
ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BRACES.

BUT NEVER THE REAL THING.

NEVER
THE "KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF,"

"MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN"
KIND OF KISS.

THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

EVER SINCE LADY'S LIPS
MET TRAMP'S

OVER A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI
IN THE MIDDLE OF A NOODLE,

I'VE WANTED
WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED

AS A REAL, MEANINGFUL KISS.

MAYBE BODIE
CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT?

BUT RECENTLY,

I HAVE REALIZED

THAT, IN ORDER TO HAVE
A MEANINGFUL KISS,

I FIRST NEED TO HAVE
A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP,

AND IN ORDER TO HAVE
A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP,

I NEED TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE.

WHAT ABOUT WILLIS?

TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE,

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO
SOME SERIOUS FLIRTING.

LET'S GET STARTED
RIGHT NOW.

GIVE IT UP, WAYNE.

SO, BECAUSE THE SAGA
OF MY FIRST REAL KISS

IS STILL A TWINKLE
IN SOME GUY'S EYE,

I HEREBY VOW
TO ACHIEVE MY GOAL BY SUMMER.

FORGET SUMMER,

I THINK THAT KISS
IS GOING TO HAPPEN

WITHIN A WEEK.

YOU'RE HOT, GIRL.

OKAY, THANKS TO HEADLY
FOR GOING FIRST.

WE NEED ANOTHER
VOLUNTEER.

HEY, GUYS, CAN I
GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE?

COULD I GET YOUR...

UH...

UH, THE BILL, PLEASE.

SURE.

WHOO-HOO!

SPARKS WERE FLYING
ALL AROUND OUT THERE!

I WAS AFRAID THEY'D IGNITE

AND BURN THE BISTRO
TO THE GROUND.

THEN WE'D ALL BE
IN DEEP TROUBLE,

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE

YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH FIRE INSURANCE.

HE WANTS HIS BILL.

OH, SURE.

NO, NO, I'LL DO IT.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

UM... THE FOOD WAS GREAT.

AND THE SERVICE,

WELL, I THINK
I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK

TO MAKE THAT DECISION.

THAT WOULD BE NICE.

THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT
WITH CONNOR AND ME.

OH, THAT'S NOTHING.

OH, HEY, I'M RENE.

I'M ANDREW.

DO YOU LIVE NEARBY?

YES, I LIVE ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARK,

ON WILLOW DRIVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT,
HEADLY!

I THINK WE SHOULD
STOP TAKING ZUMBA LESSONS!

LEAVE OUR
FRIDAY NIGHTS OPEN

FOR SOCIAL EVENTS.

WHAT SOCIAL EVENTS?

THE ONES WE'LL HAVE

WHEN WE'RE NOT TAKING
ZUMBA CLASSES?

ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN
AT THE BISTRO TODAY?

NO...

NOTHING?

NOTHING AT ALL?

NO...

I THINK I'LL JUST
TURN IN EARLY TONIGHT, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, MOM.

HELLO?

WILLIS, SOMETHING WEIRD
IS UP WITH MY MOM.

LIKE HER DAUGHTER
SETTING HER UP

ON SECRET BLIND DATES?

NO. NO, I REALLY THINK
SHE AND ANDREW

ARE HITTING IT OFF.

YOU KNOW, SHE SEEMS HAPPIER.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT,

IT'S NOT EASY MAKING
LOVE CONNECTIONS, WILLIS, OKAY?

YEAH, I KNOW.

ANYWAY, I WANT TO TRY
AND FINISH THIS SONG TONIGHT,

BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

OKAY. BYE.

LATER.

HI.

EATING SOLO TODAY?

YEAH, MY SON'S IN SCHOOL.

HE STAYS AN HOUR LATER
ON WEDNESDAYS

FOR THIS SPECIAL
MUSIC APPRECIATION CLASS.

OH.

HE'S USUALLY OFF BY 3:00.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT
YOU NEEDED TO KNOW THAT.

BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT
HE DIDN'T LIKE THE FOOD

IF YOU DIDN'T
EXPLAIN IT TO ME?

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

MY SON...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HE'S ADORABLE.

NO, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
I DIDN'T COME HERE TODAY TO EAT.

YEAH?

WOULD GO OUT
WITH ME SOMETIME?

YES. I WOULD LOVE TO.

MAYBE...

I'LL CALL YOU LATER?

YEAH, OKAY.

OKAY. WOW. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

BYE.

BYE.

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I THINK I MIGHT
HAVE A DATE.

A DATE?

YES!

DATE? SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT A DATE?

BACK TO WORK.

GO, GO, GO, GO.

HEADLY, SOMETHING
HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY.

AND WHAT IS THAT?

WELL, UM,

THIS REALLY CUTE GUY CAME IN,

AND HE ASKED ME OUT.

YEAH?

YEAH.

HE SEEMED REALLY NICE
AND HE HAD KIND EYES.

WELL, WHAT'S HIS NAME?

ANDREW.

ANDREW...

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, UH,

I HAVE TO TAKE THIS,

BUT I'LL JUST BE ONE SECOND.

WILLIS, YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

MY MOM AND ANDREW
ARE GOING OUT ON A DATE.

WE ACTUALLY DID IT.

WE ARE THE DYNAMIC DUO.

I GUESS ALL THE PLANETS ALIGNED
TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

ANYWAYS, UM, I HAVE TO GO,

BUT, I'LL TALK TO YOU
TOMORROW AT SCHOOL.

OKAY, BYE.

- SO, ANDREW?
- YES...

NO...

I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

OKAY. OKAY,
WELL, IF YOU SAY SO.

ACTUAL GIGGLING?

FULL ON GIGGLING.

WHAT CAN I SAY, WILLIS,
WE HAVE THE TOUCH.

YOU AND I SHOULD BECOME
PROFESSIONAL MATCHMAKERS.

HEY, HEADLY!

HEY, BODIE.

"HEY, BODIE!"

SO BODIE THE BRILLIANT

IS NOW GOING TO BE THE RECIPIENT
OF YOUR SERIOUS FLIRTING?

THE GUY WHO ONCE THOUGHT
ALASKA WAS AN ISLAND?

HEY, BODIE!

IS ALASKA AN ISLAND?

NO.

WHO'D THINK ALASKA
WAS AN ISLAND?

GREAT.

LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT.

THAT WAS SIXTH GRADE, WILLIS.

AND THE WAY MAPS PUT HAWAII
AND ALASKA DOWN IN THE CORNER,

IT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.

TONIGHT? WHAT'S TONIGHT?

HE ASKED ME OUT.

YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE
WITH BODIE?

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH BODIE?

IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH BODIE,

IF EVERY SINGLE CELL
IN YOUR BODY

DOESN'T SCREAM OUT AN OBJECTION,

IF THE VERY
SOUND OF HIS NAME

DOESN'T SEND SHIVERS
UP YOUR SPINE,

THEN I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY TO YOU.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

HEADLY, HE'S AN AIRHEAD!

OKAY.

HELLO?

- HI, RENE. IT'S ANDREW.
- HI, ANDREW.

HI.

I THOUGHT I'D PICK YOU UP
A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.

MAYBE COME BY MY PLACE
FOR A DRINK BEFORE DINNER?

HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

BYE.

OKAY. BYE.

WILLIS, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

CAREFUL!

IT'S A METEORITE.

IT'S FROM AN ACTUAL
SHOOTING STAR.

WELL, IT'S AMAZING.
I LOVE IT.

SO, MY MOM'S BEEN CANCELLING
A LOT OF PLANS WITH ME.

SHE SAYS IT'S BECAUSE
I NEED MORE FREE TIME.

DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

NO. NO, I MEAN,
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED.

AND BESIDES,
I HAVE BODIE.

I JUST HOPE BODIE
DOESN'T DISTRACT YOU

FROM YOUR SONGWRITING,

BECAUSE YOU'RE
VERY TALENTED, YOU KNOW,

AND THAT WOULD BE A SHAME.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

EVERYONE LOVES YOUR SONGS.

I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
SOME TROUBLE WITH THE LATEST.

A LITTLE WRITER'S BLOCK IS ALL.

THAT'S WHAT
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT,

THAT BODIE IS THE BLOCK.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GO
ON YOUR DATE TONIGHT.

RELAX. I'M SURE
BODIE IS NOT A PROBLEM.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT ROCK
FROM THE SHOOTING STAR...

AND I GOT THIS NEW DRESS,

AND I WAS THINKING
ABOUT WEARING

THOSE LITTLE TINY EYELASHES.

YOU'RE RIGHT,
I SHOULDN'T WEAR THEM.

I'M WAY TOO OLD.

NO, MOM!

I WANT YOU TO GET
FAKE EYELASHES!

I TOTALLY APPROVE.

I JUST... I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE FINALLY INDULGING
YOURSELF LIKE THIS.

SO WHERE'S HE TAKING YOU
ON YOUR DATE?

TO HIS HOUSE
FOR COCKTAILS,

AND THEN WE'RE GOING
OUT TO DINNER,

BUT HE WON'T TELL ME WHERE.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME EARRINGS

THAT WOULD GO PERFECTLY
WITH THAT.

I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

THANKS, HONEY.

SO YOU, UM,

YOU NEVER TOLD ME
WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING.

OH, I, UH,

I RUN A SPECIALTY ITEM
ADVERTISING COMPANY.

REALLY?

YEAH, I DESIGN
MARKETING CAMPAIGNS

FOR UNIQUE ITEMS

HUH.

LIKE THE ELECTRIC
ICE-CREAM SCOOP.

WHAT?

IT SAVES THE ARM
FROM UNDUE STRESS.

OH.

BARBECUE GOGGLES, SO THE SMOKE
DOESN'T GET IN YOUR EYES.

UH-HUH.

SALAD TONGS THAT
DISPENSE DRESSING.

AND THE BIGGEST MONEY-MAKER,

THE ONE THAT PUT US
ON THE MAP IS...

THE GLOWING ICE CUBE.

WOW.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

IMAGINE A ROOM

FULL OF PEOPLE AT A PARTY,

EACH WITH ONE OF THESE
IN THEIR GLASS.

I FEEL LIKE
I'M DRINKING MOONLIGHT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST SAID THAT.

STAY RIGHT HERE.

I CAME UP WITH
THOSE VERY SAME WORDS!

ONLY IT TOOK ME A MONTH!

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO KEEP
YOU AROUND FOR A WHILE.

YEAH, IF YOU CAN AFFORD ME.

I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR US TO GO.

COME WITH ME.

BYE, MOONLIGHT.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTELY
SPECTACULAR EVENING, ANDREW.

I MEAN, EVERYTHING
IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.

I LOVE EATING OUTSIDE,
I LOVE PICNICS.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

EVERYBODY
LOVES A PICNIC.

SO YOU...

YOU AND MICHAEL, YOU WERE
HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS?

YES.

DID YOU GET MARRIED
REALLY YOUNG?

ACTUALLY, WE WENT
OUR SEPARATE WAYS

AFTER HIGH SCHOOL,

COLLEGE ON SEPARATE COASTS,

BUT WHEN WE MET UP
AT OUR 10-YEAR REUNION,

IT WAS LIKE...

LIKE WE WERE
RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

HOW DID
YOU AND JENNY MEET?

UM, I WAS OLDER.

YEAH?

I CONCENTRATED ON MY CAREER
THROUGH MY 20s

AND INTO MY 30s.

TOO IMMATURE TO SETTLE DOWN,
I GUESS.

THEN WHEN I WAS ALMOST 40,

A FRIEND OF A FRIEND
INTRODUCED US.

SHE WAS MUCH YOUNGER.

IT ALL HAPPENED REALLY FAST.

I'M SORRY, I'M JUST SO CURIOUS
ABOUT HOW PEOPLE MEET.

I MEAN, IS IT FATE,
OR IS IT AN ACCIDENT?

YOU MUST HAVE PASSED
THE BISTRO A THOUSAND TIMES.

WELL, IT'S ON THE WAY
TO WORK.

IT WAS SO ARBITRARY.

IT'S SUCH A SWEET BISTRO.

YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT THEN YOU CAME IN,

AND YOU WERE SO SWEET,
AND YOU ASKED ME OUT,

BUT I WAS WEARING A RING...

RENE, I THINK I NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

ARE YOU A FELON?

NO.

NO, I'M NOT A FELON,

AND I'M NOT IN THE WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM, OR...

I JUST WANT TO BE COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH YOU

ABOUT EVERYTHING,

SO I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

WITHOUT BREAKING A PROMISE
TO SOMEONE ELSE.

SOMEONE ELSE?

NO, NO, NOT "SOMEONE ELSE"
IN THAT SENSE.

UH, LET ME TRY
ANOTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN THIS.

I'M REALLY GOOD AT
TECHNICAL THINGS.

COMPUTERS.

CLOCKS.

OKAY... I DON'T GET IT.

I COULD EASILY SHOW YOU
HOW TO MOVE YOUR CLOCK AHEAD

FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD,

BECAUSE I AM
TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED.

I MEAN, I...

I...

HEADLY?

HEADLY SET US UP?

WAIT...

YOU SAW THAT VIDEO! OH!

DON'T... PLEASE
DON'T BE ANNOYED AT HER.

I WANT TO PERSONALLY
THANK HER.

TO HEADLY.

TO HEADLY.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING
ABOUT FOR YOUR ESSAY?

ESSAY?

YEAH.

THE ONE ABOUT
YOUR FAVOURITE SOUND.

OH, YEAH, THAT.

UM... WHEN'S THAT DUE?

MONDAY.

WANT TO HEAR MINE?

SURE.

ALL RIGHT, SO, IN REALITY,

I GUESS IT'S THE SOUND
OF RAIN HITTING THE ROOF,

BUT I KNOW THAT'S SUCH A CLICHE,

SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE ORIGINAL

AND SAY THAT I LIKE
THE SOUND OF CHAMPAGNE

FIZZING IN A GLASS.

I MEAN, I GUESS
I'M SORT OF COPYING WILLIS,

BECAUSE HIS IS THE SOUND
OF ICE CLINKING IN A GLASS.

WHO'S WILLIS?

THE GUY YOU SEE ME WITH
ALMOST EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL.

OH, YOU MEAN THAT WEIRD GUY
IN THE SWEATSHIRT

WITH THE ENTIRE
SOLAR SYSTEM ON IT?

IT ACTUALLY ONLY HAS
A FEW PLANETS ON IT, BUT, UM...

HEY!

I KNOW WHAT MY SOUND IS.

WHAT?

IT'S THE SOUND
OF BONES GETTING PULVERIZED

UNDER MY DEATH-BLOW TACKLES
WHEN I PLAY FOOTBALL.

HUH?

UH, MY MOM'S BACK.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HEY! DID YOU TW0 HAVE FUN?

YEAH.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

OH, YEAH, A TON OF FUN.

ANYWAYS, I'M GOING TO
TURN IN RIGHT NOW,

BUT YOU TWO, DON'T RUSH.

AND BODIE, I HAD
A REALLY NICE TIME.

THANKS!

YEAH...

ALL RIGHT,
GOOD NIGHT, GUYS!

WELL, UH...
CATCH YOU LATER, MRS. ANDERSON.

- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT,
BODIE.

AND WE HAD THESE LITTLE
CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS FOR DESSERT.

IT WAS SO NICE.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

DID HE MAKE
ALL THAT FOOD?

NO, HE PICKED IT UP,

BUT HE PICKED IT UP
FROM SOME REALLY GREAT PLACES,

WHICH IS AN IMPORTANT SKILL.

I HAVE TO SAY.

SO YOU LIKE HIM?

I DO.

I REALLY DO.

OH!

WHAT ABOUT BODIE?

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT,

I REALLY LIKE HIM.

HE'S SO POLITE AND HANDSOME,

AND HE SEEMS
REALLY RESPECTFUL TOWARDS YOU.

HE SEEMS LIKE
A GOOD GUY.

YOU THINK SO?

YEAH.

YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO
MAKE ME ASK, AREN'T YOU?

AS IF MY CONCERN ISN'T
PAINFUL ENOUGH FOR ME

ALREADY?

YOU COULDN'T CONSIDER
MY STATE OF MIND

AND JUST TELL ME
ON YOUR OWN?

COULD YOU?

I DIDN'T.

YOU DIDN'T WHAT?

YOU KNOW VERY WELL
WHAT I DIDN'T.

ARE YOU SURE
YOU DIDN'T?

YES, WILLIS,
I AM VERY SURE.

I DIDN'T.

WHAT WAS THE REASON
YOU DIDN'T?

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO.

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO?

WHY?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO.

I BEG TO DIFFER.
YES, IT IS.

BECAUSE, WILLIS,
HIS FAVOURITE SOUND

IS THE SOUND OF BONES CRUNCHING
BENEATH HIS FOOTBALL TACKLE.

BUT AFTER TALKING IT OVER
WITH MY MOM,

I HAVE DECIDED NOT
TO HOLD IT AGAINST HIM.

WHAT?

I HAVE TO MEET UP
WITH MY MOM.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

SO, CONNOR
CAME TO ME YESTERDAY

AND ASKED IF HE WAS
18 AND UNDER.

I SAID, "YES, CONNOR,
YOU ARE 6.

YOU ARE DEFINITELY
18 AND UNDER."

AND HE SAID,
"OH, GOOD."

AW...

MOM! TELL THEM MY COW JOKE.

UM, WHEN HEADLY WAS 4,

WE WERE DRIVING
THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE

AND SHE SAW A CHURCH
WITH A COW IN FRONT OF IT,

AND SHE SAID "LOOK, MOM,

IT'S A HOLY COW!"

SO, FROM THEN ON,
ALL COWS ARE HOLY.

YEAH, I PUMP IRON
RIGHT OVER THERE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
KISSED BEFORE.

YOU'RE SO SMOKING HOT.

YOU COULD CHANGE THAT.

YEAH.

HUH?

YEAH!

AH...

OH! THE GAME!

RIGHT HERE.

GREAT.

TO PATTERSON.
IN TROUBLE!

YES.

FROM BEHIND THE BACKBOARDS!

YOU'VE REACHED WILLIS,
WORLD'S GREATEST PSYCHIC.

SINCE I ALREADY
KNOW WHO YOU ARE

AND WHY YOU'RE CALLING,

NO NEED TO LEAVE A MESSAGE.

WILLIS. MATINEE TOMORROW.

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

♫ STARTING OVER IS SO HARD

♫ IF YOU FELT THE WAY I DO

♫ YOU'D KNOW HOW...

LOUSY I FEEL.

♫ GET IT RIGHT

♫ YEAH! YEAH!

♫ GET IT RIGHT

I LOVE KYLEE'S NEW SONG.

I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE.

IT'S GOOD.

YEAH.

DO YOU STILL THINK
YOU'LL SEE FATHER IN HEAVEN?

OF COURSE I DO.

I'M NOT GOING TO
CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THAT.

WHAT, YOU THINK I WON'T?

YOU THINK IT ALL JUST ENDS?

NO.

IF YOU DO MEET HIM,
WHAT WILL YOU SAY?

I'D SAY...

"DADDY...

"DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL YOU

TO LOOK BOTH WAYS
BEFORE CROSSING?"

DO YOU KNOW

MY MOM AND I NEVER TALK ABOUT
THE DAY MY DAD DIED?

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.

WHY?

WE ONLY TALK ABOUT
THE GOOD THINGS.

NEVER THE SAD.

HOW'S YOUR SONG COMING?

I FINISHED IT.

YOU DID?

I WANT TO HEAR IT.

OKAY.

CAN I VIDEO YOU?

YEAH.

BUT DON'T SHOW ANYONE, YOU KNOW?

I STILL WANT TO WORK OUT
A COUPLE OF THINGS.

AND PLUS, IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE.

THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER.

♫ IF YOU COULD FEEL
THE WAY I FEEL

♫ YOU WOULD SAY IT'S SO UNREAL

♫ CAUSE TIME
IS TICKIN' FAST AWAY

♫ GOTTA GET AWAY
FROM YESTERDAY

♫ 'CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YESTERDAY

♫ IS HERE TO STAY

♫ GOTTA GET AWAY...

♫ I CAN'T LIVE IN YESTERDAY

♫ 'CAUSE IT'S OVER

♫ I CAN'T STAY IN YESTERDAY

♫ 'CAUSE IT'S GONE

♫ GOTTA GET AWAY FROM HERE

♫ GOTTA RUN
TO WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAR

♫ GOTTA GET AWAY
FROM JUST HALFWAY

♫ GOTTA RUN AWAY

♫ FROM YESTERDAY...

♫ THE TIME HAS COME
FOR MOVIN' ON

♫ TOMORROW TOO
WILL SOON BE GONE

♫ HIS FACE IS IN THE CLOUDS

♫ HIS VOICE IS IN THE RAIN

♫ AND IT SEEMS TO ME

♫ HE'S TELLING ME

♫ TO LEAVE BEHIND THE PAIN

♫ OF YESTERDAY

♫ OF YESTERDAY...

THAT WAS PERFECT.

DON'T CHANGE A THING.

I DON'T MEAN IT, THOUGH.

WHAT?

THE LYRICS, I DON'T MEAN THEM.

I DON'T WANT TO MOVE ON.

I JUST WANT MY DAD BACK.

HEY, HONEY!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY DO YOU LIKE THOSE
BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES SO MUCH?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THEY'RE CLASSIC.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT
ALL ABOUT TIME TRAVEL

AND ALIENS AND HORROR.

YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T LIKE
BIG, MECHANICAL, GOOEY MONSTERS?

YEAH, NOT REALLY.

OR TWO-HOUR
FIGHT SCENES?

WHERE THE HERO GETS HIT,
LIKE, 430 TIMES

AND STILL GETS UP?

YEAH, DEFINITELY NOT.

I LIKE BLACK AND WHITES
BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL,

THEY'RE ABOUT ROMANCE
AND THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE.

YOU'RE A GOOD KID.

HEY, DID YOU LISTEN
TO THE MESSAGES?

MM... NO, I DIDN'T.

OH.

HI, RENE. IT'S LOU.
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE.

I HAVE AN ENTREE IDEA
I WANT TO BOUNCE OFF YOU.

HI, THIS IS KYLEE EPP
AND THIS MESSAGE IS FOR HEADLY.

IF YOU COULD CALL ME
OR MY MANAGER AT 555-0199,

I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU.
THANKS. BYE.

DID SHE SAY HER NAME
WAS KYLEE EPP?

MOM!

KYLEE EPP REALLY CALLED ME!

DID YOU TALK TO THEM?

WHY DOES SHE WANT TO TALK?

I GUESS YOU'LL FIND OUT
IN THE MORNING.

HI, ANDREW.

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU
IN THE PAST FEW DAYS.

I MISS YOU AND CONNOR.

GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU CAN.

BYE.

HEY, CONNOR!

HI, DAD!

THIS IS A PICTURE OF RENE.

WOW!

I LIKE RENE.

IS SHE GOING TO BE
MY NEW MOMMY?

YOU ALREADY HAVE
A MOMMY, CONNOR.

SHE'S IN HEAVEN.

BUT I WANT ONE HERE.

I KNOW, KIDDO.

WE GOTTA GO HOME.

CAN YOU GET THAT DOOR?

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
FOR WHAT YOU DID.

WHAT DID I DO?

YOU SENT MY SONG TO KYLEE!

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

SHE CALLED ME.

SHE CALLED YOU?

THAT'S FANTASTIC!
UNBELIEVABLE!

SHE MUST REALLY LIKE IT!

NO, SHE DOESN'T
LIKE IT, WILLIS.

SHE DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT THE SONG.

ALL SHE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT

WAS HOW SAD IT WAS
THAT MY DAD DIED,

AND HOW HER MOM DIED
WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG, TOO,

AND THAT ORPHANS
HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER,

AND THAT I HAVE TO STAY STRONG.

LIKE SHE WAS AFRAID
I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF

OR SOMETHING.

HEADLY...

I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
NOT TO SHOW THAT SONG ANYONE.

YOU BETRAYED ME.

BUT I THOUGHT

IF SOMETHING EXCITING
HAPPENED WITH YOUR SONG,

YOU'D BE HAPPIER ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER MOVING ON, AND...

I WILL NEVER
TRUST YOU AGAIN, WILLIS.

HEADLY!

HEADLY, CAN WE TALK?

I... I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT,
SLEEP, OR CONCENTRATE

UNTIL WE RESOLVE THIS.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

I'M SORRY!

I AM SO SORRY!

HAVEN'T SEEN ANDREW
IN A WHILE.

EVERYTHING OKAY?

OH, YEAH.

HE'S JUST BEEN AT
A SPECIALTY ITEM CONVENTION,

HE'LL BE BACK
IN A WHILE.

OH, OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM
LIKE HERSELF LATELY.

YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.

HONEY, WILLIS
JUST DROPPED THIS OFF.

I DON'T WANT IT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
SEEN IT.

IT'S SOME
KIND OF... ROCK.

HEAR ME OUT.

EVEN THOUGH THIS IS
GOING TO MAKE YOU ANGRY

ALL OVER AGAIN,

I HAVE TO SAY IT.

WILLIS TOLD ME THAT
HE CONTACTED KYLEE AGAIN,

AND, APPARENTLY,

SHE REALLY DOES LIKE YOUR SONG,

AND HE'S DYING
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

OH, PLEASE. YOU DON'T REALLY
BELIEVE THAT, DO YOU?

SO YOU'RE SAYING

THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE
THAT KYLEE LIKES YOUR SONG

BECAUSE WILLIS WAS INVOLVED

IN GETTING HER TO LISTEN TO IT?

THAT'S LIKE ME SAYING

I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT ANDREW LIKED ME

JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE INVOLVED
IN GETTING US TOGETHER.

YOU KNEW?

YUP.

MOM, I DON'T LIKE EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENING TO US.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I WANT THINGS TO BE
THE WAY THEY WERE.

WHEN?

I DON'T KNOW.

COME HERE.

OH, HONEY...

REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO
HOLD YOU LIKE THIS

JUST TO GET YOU
TO CALM DOWN?

LOOK.

THERE'S SLIPPY AND LOOPY

RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS LIKE A RE-ENACTMENT.

ONLY PROMISE ME

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
START SUCKING YOUR THUMB.

DID YOU MEAN

THAT YOU WISH THINGS WERE
THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE...

ANDREW?

NO.

NO?

NO.

MOM, I'M GLAD YOU HAVE ANDREW,

EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT WE CAN'T
SPEND AS MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

IT'S A GOOD THING.

I THINK THAT ANDREW MIGHT BE...

PULLING AWAY.

HE GOT HOME FROM
THE CONVENTION LAST NIGHT,

AND HE SAID HE WAS TOO TIRED

TO COME OVER.

AND HE HARDLY TEXTED ME AT ALL
WHEN HE WAS AWAY.

AND THE WORST PART IS

I TOLD HIM
THAT I MISSED CONNOR.

AND HE SAID
THAT HE WAS AFRAID

CONNOR WAS GETTING
TOO ATTACHED TO ME,

SO...

I DON'T THINK
IT'S WORKING, HONEY.

MOM, ARE YOU...

NO, HONEY.

OH...

SWEETHEART,
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

I'M ALL RIGHT, REALLY.

WHEN YOU GO THROUGH
REALLY HARD TIMES...

IT MAKES YOU STRONGER.

IT DOES.

AND WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOUR DAD,

OH, THIS IS NOTHING
IN COMPARISON TO THAT.

I'M SO MUCH STRONGER
THAN I WAS BEFORE.

I'LL BE FINE.

I LOVE YOU.

YOU'RE SO TIRED.

CAN I BORROW THESE?

THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

'NIGHT.

I REALLY MESSED THINGS UP

AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIX THIS.

PLEASE HELP ME.

ARE YOU OKAY?

WILLIS, I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

I THINK I RUINED MY MOM'S LIFE.

COME ON IN.

WOW.

DEFIES THE IMAGINATION,
DOESN'T IT?

TOTALLY.

IT'S SO OTHERWORLDLY.

IS THIS HOW YOU
IMAGINE HEAVEN?

NO.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE OUTER SPACE

IS STILL IN THE SAME
DIMENSION AS US.

HEAVEN ISN'T.

PEOPLE GET THAT CONFUSED,

AND IT ANNOYS ME.

LIKE, THEY CONFUSE ALIENS
AND SPIRITUAL BEINGS.

ALIENS ARE STILL
IN THE SAME DIMENSION AS US.

ANGELS AREN'T.

DO YOU REALLY
BELIEVE IN ALL THAT?

IN GOD?

HEAVEN? ANGELS?

YEAH, OF COURSE, I DO.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT.

SO YOU'VE GOT IT ALL
FIGURED OUT, DON'T YOU?

I DO.

I'M INCREDIBLY SMART
AND AMAZINGLY DEEP.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
MOST ABOUT YOU.

YOUR OPEN-MINDED
BULLHEADEDNESS.

ARE YOU IMPLYING
THAT I HAVE A FAULT?

NO, I'M NOT.

YOU'RE PERFECT.

I AM DEFINITELY
NOT PERFECT.

I'M SUPERFICIAL,

I GIVE TOO MUCH IMPORTANCE
TO LOOKS, LIKE BODIE'S.

I'M ALWAYS WANTING TO DO
MAKEOVERS ON PEOPLE.

YOU'VE NEVER WANTED
TO DO A MAKEOVER ON ME.

OH, YES, I HAVE.

I'VE JUST NEVER TOLD YOU.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME?

WELL...

FIRST OF ALL,
YOU NEED WAY COOLER GLASSES.

OR CONTACTS.

AND SECOND OF ALL,

YOU NEED TO MESS UP YOUR HAIR.

YEAH.

SEE, THAT LOOKS BETTER ALREADY.

BETTER?

BETTER IS ALL I CAN HOPE FOR?

AND CLOTHES.

YOU NEED A WHOLE
NEW WARDROBE.

JUST SAY THE WORD,
AND I'M ON THE JOB.

YOUR PERSONAL STYLIST.

OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

OKAY.

WHO'S THAT HOTTIE?

BIANCA!

THAT'S WILLIS!

WHAT?

WILLIS!

IS THAT REALLY YOU?

YOU'RE SO
PROM-DATE-ABLE.

HEY.

HEY.

CAN WE TALK SOMEWHERE
FOR A MOMENT?

YEAH, JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARK.

OKAY.

WE NEVER DID HAVE A CONVERSATION
ABOUT BEING EXCLUSIVE, DID WE?

UM...

YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

I MEAN, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO SEE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO.

IT WAS MY FAULT FOR ASSUMING
WE WOULDN'T SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

I'M SORRY,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

JENNY AND I, WE WEREN'T LIKE
YOU AND MICHAEL.

SHE HAD AN AFFAIR.

IT WAS LIKE
SHE RIPPED MY HEART OUT.

IT WAS LIKE SHE SMASHED MY HEAD
AGAINST A BRICK WALL.

I WOULD SIT UP
LATE AT NIGHT,

WITH CONNOR IN MY ARMS,

AND JUST CRY FOR HIM.

I WAS DEVASTATED.

IT WAS WITH A GUY
THAT I CONSIDERED TO BE

A CLOSE FRIEND.

I'M SORRY...

I NEVER GOT OVER IT,

SO WHEN I SAW YOU
WITH THAT GUY,

I JUST...

I JUST SHUT DOWN.

WHAT GUY?

BEFORE I LEFT
TO GO TO THE CONFERENCE

THE OTHER NIGHT,

I CAME DOWN TO SURPRISE YOU,

AND I SAW YOU IN THE BISTRO
WITH THIS GUY.

YOU WERE HUGGING, AND...

THE MAN YOU SAW ME WITH
AT THE BISTRO?

YES.

THAT WAS MY BROTHER, EDDIE.

YOUR BROTHER?

YEAH, HE WAS JUST
PASSING THROUGH.

HE LIVES OUT OF STATE.

I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW...

YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.

WE RUSHED INTO THIS.

I WAS NAIVE,

ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER,

THINKING THAT I COULD FALL
HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE AGAIN.

IT WAS RASH, AND...

THE WORST PART IS,
WE GOT OUR KIDS INVOLVED.

AND THE THING IS...

IS THAT MICHAEL WOULD HAVE NEVER
PLAYED GAMES WITH ME.

I'M SORRY.

IF HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH ME,
HE WOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT,

NOT GIVEN ME
THE SILENT TREATMENT.

I DON'T LIKE
BEING TREATED LIKE THAT.

RENE...

I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

THAT I'M REALLY HAPPIER
BEING ALONE...

WITH HEADLY.

WE DON'T NEED
ANYONE ELSE.

RENE...

I'M SORRY THAT YOU DIDN'T
HAVE FAITH IN ME...

AND I'M SORRY THAT
I DON'T HAVE ANY FAITH IN YOU.

RENE!

WHAT HAPPENED?

I JUST BROKE UP WITH ANDREW.

AH, I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

RENE, I HAVE TO SAY THIS

BECAUSE YOU'RE
IMPORTANT TO ME.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
PUT IN THE EFFORT IT TAKES

TO HAVE A GROWN-UP
RELATIONSHIP,

THEN DON'T.

AND IF YOU WANT TO
WALLOW IN MOURNING

FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE,

THEN DO,

BUT DON'T GO CLOSING DOORS
THAT COULD STAY OPEN.

YOU OKAY, GIRL?

AW... YOU'LL BE
ALL RIGHT.

IT'LL BE OKAY.

HEY.

RENT OLD MOVIES.

HUH?

WATCH OLD BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES
WITH HEADLY.

SHE'LL LOVE YOU FOR THAT.

AND BE SUPER NICE TO HER MOTHER.

MAYBE EVEN BRING HER MOTHER
FLOWERS SOMETIME.

ASK HER ABOUT HERSELF.

AND JUST LISTEN.

OKAY?

JUST LISTEN.

OKAY.

THANKS.

I'M GONNA GET YOU!

I'M GONNA GET YOU!

HI, BODIE.

SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

HEADLY, YOU HAVE
A VISITOR!

OH, MY GOSH,
SHE'S GOING TO LOVE THESE.

ACTUALLY, THEY'RE FOR YOU,
MRS. ANDERSON.

THEY'RE A THANK YOU

FOR HAVING
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.

OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

HI.

HI.

UM...

A CLASSIC, OLD
BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE.

WANT TO WATCH IT?

UH, NOW?

IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY.

WELL, ACTUALLY,

MY MOM AND I ARE KIND OF HAVING
A MOTHER-DAUGHTER DAY.

OH, MY GOSH!

WHAT?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO COVER
FOR MITZI TODAY!

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

GOSH!

UH, WELL THEN, I WOULD LOVE
TO WATCH IT.

PERFECT.

♫ NO SUN OUT THIS MORNING

♫ NO ANSWERS IN THE RAIN

♫ WAKE UP, TELL ME
THAT WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT AGAIN

♫ I CLOSE MY EYES

♫ AND FEEL YOU SLIP AWAY

♫ HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON, LOVE

♫ DON'T GO NOW

♫ HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON TIGHT

♫ DON'T GO NOW

♫ ALL ALONE ON YOUR SIDE

♫ LISTENING HERE ALL NIGHT

♫ RIVER RUNS BETWEEN US
DEEPER OVER TIME

♫ I WANT TO FEEL YOU REACHING

♫ JUST TELL ME IT'S ALL RIGHT

♫ HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON, LOVE

♫ DON'T GO NOW

♫ HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON TIGHT

♫ DON'T GO NOW

♫ HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON, LOVE

♫ DON'T GO NOW

♫ HOLD ON, HEART
HOLD ON TIGHT

♫ DON'T GO NOW

♫ I REALLY LOVE YOU

MOM...

MM-HMM?

HOW COME WE'VE NEVER TALKED
ABOUT THE DAY DAD DIED?

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE SAD.

MOM, I'M ALREADY SAD.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

EVERYTHING.

WE WERE HERE,

REMEMBER?

BAKING COOKIES.

YEAH.

THEN THE PHONE RANG.

AND IT WAS THIS LADY.

AND SHE SAID

THAT I HAD TO COME DOWN
TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY.

THAT YOUR FATHER HAD BEEN
IN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

WITH A BUS.

AND I, UH...

I DROPPED YOU OFF
AT THE NEIGHBOUR'S

AND I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL,

AND I STOOD IN THE DOOR...

I SAW YOUR DAD,
AND HE LOOKED...

LIKE HIMSELF,

ONLY RESTING, AND...

UNTIL I GOT CLOSER.

AND HE WAS JUST...

GONE.

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

WASN'T THERE ANYMORE.

AND I WAS JUST..

I WAS JUST SO DEVASTATED, HONEY.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SOMEHOW, I JUST...

KNEW I HAD TO BE STRONG...

FOR YOU.

I'M SORRY.

I JUST COULDN'T TALK.

MOM...

I'M SO SORRY, HONEY.

HEADLY?

ANDREW, MY MOM NEEDS YOU...

AND I KNOW THAT
YOU NEED HER,

BUT SHE'S STUBBORN,

AND IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH HER,

YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE TO FIGHT FOR HER.

COME IN, HEADLY.

♫ DON'T RUN, JUST CRAWL

♫ AND YOU'LL SEE IT ALL

♫ THE WAY
YOU JUST LEARNED TO LOVE

♫ DON'T RUN, JUST CRAWL

♫ AND YOU'LL SEE IT ALL

♫ THE WAY
YOU JUST LEARNED TO LOVE

♫ DON'T MOVE TOO FAST

♫ YOU'LL SEE AT LAST

♫ WHEN YOU JUST LEARNED
TO LOVE

♫ YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LOVE

♫ LEARN TO LOVE

♫ LEARN TO LOVE

♫ LEARN TO LOVE

♫ WHEN YOU JUST
LEARNED TO LOVE, YEAH

♫ YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LOVE

♫ LEARN TO LOVE

♫ LEARN TO LOVE

♫ LEARN TO LOVE

♫ WHEN YOU JUST
LEARNED TO LOVE, YEAH

♫ YOU GOTTA... OH-OH...

MICHAEL,

I DON'T KNOW
WHY THINGS HAPPEN

THE WAY THEY DO,

BUT I KNOW YOU'D WANT ME
TO KEEP AN OPEN HEART.

AND I THINK YOU'D APPROVE.

I THOUGHT I'D RECIPROCATE?

WHAT, NO CANDIES OR BALLOONS?

NO...

RENE, I AM SO SORRY
FOR DOUBTING YOU.

I'M SORRY I WAS
SO INSECURE,

THAT I COULDN'T COME TO YOU
AND TALK ABOUT IT SOONER.

I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU
THE SILENT TREATMENT AGAIN.

I WILL NEVER DO THAT
TO YOU AGAIN, I PROMISE.

YOU THINK I'D BE HERE
IF I DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT BODIE?

WHAT'S TO DO?

WELL, WITH HIM,

IT'S EITHER SPORTS OR SPORTS.

I DON'T SEE
WHAT'S SO BAD

ABOUT A GUY CHECKING
A FEW SCORES DURING A MOVIE.

THEY'RE SORT OF A BIG DEAL.

WHAT'S WRONG IS

HE'S TRYING TO BE
SOMETHING HE'S NOT.

SO?

HE'S TRYING TO CHANGE, FOR YOU.

THAT'S NOT A BAD THING.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.

HEADLY,

THE CUTEST BOY IN SCHOOL
IS INTO YOU,

AND YOU'RE TURNING IT
INTO A PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE,
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.

SMILE, YOU GUYS.

OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

AW...

- THAT'S GREAT.
- YOU GUYS...

YOU GUYS ARE
GOING TO BE LATE.

- LET'S GO. YOU READY?
- YEAH.

HAVE FUN, HONEY.

BYE.

OH, WAIT!
I'VE GOT TO GET...

- UH, HEADLY?
- YEAH?

I WANT TO ASK YOU FOR
YOUR MOTHER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YES!
YES.

OF COURSE. YES.

I WANT TO
THANK YOU, HEADLY,

FOR INTRODUCING
YOUR MOTHER AND ME.

I'M PRETTY LUCKY

TO BE GETTING YOU
IN MY LIFE, TOO.

CONGRATULATIONS, ANDREW,

AND THANK YOU.

WILLIS!

YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

ANDREW IS GOING TO PROPOSE
TO MY MOM.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

WE DID THIS! THIS WAS US.

WHAT?

WE'D BETTER
LEAVE THEM ALONE.

COME ON.

WILLIS...

YOU MADE MY HEAD SPIN.

DO YOU THINK
THE MAPLE LEAFS

CAN HANDLE THE BRUINS
THIS YEAR?

BUT I DON'T THINK

THEY'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE
THE BLACKHAWKS,

DO YOU?

UH... YEAH.

NO, THEY'LL TAKE THE BRUINS,

BUT... YEAH,
BLACKHAWKS ARE DEFINITELY

A DIFFERENT STORY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF FOOTBALL?

HOW ABOUT DREW BREES
WITH THE SAINTS?

YES.

YES...

I LOVE YOU, ANDREW.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

GUESS THE KIDS GOT IT RIGHT.

♫ MAYBE I WAS SCARED
THAT LOVE WOULD PASS ME BY

♫ MAYBE I THOUGHT I'D RUN
OUT OF SECOND TRIES

♫ MAYBE THEN I WOULD SEE
WHAT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

♫ THIS WHOLE TIME

♫ THEN IT HIT ME HARD
LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN

♫ JUST ONE KISS FROM HIM
MY WHOLE WORLD WAS CHANGED

♫ NOW HE'S SAYING MY NAME

♫ SINCE MY HEART...