My Lucky Stars (1985) - full transcript

Make way!

Take the stairs!

Cops! Let's go!

This way!

Over there!

Hey! That's my car!

Damn! Dead end! Back up!

That way!

What now?

We'll take a chance!

Hold on!



Split up!

Ricky! Over there!

Where's your ticket?

Don't worry, they won't find us

No, you don't!

Please take a picture for us

Thank you

One more!

I'll take one for you

Thank you

Ricky!

You're really something

The pictures, boss

Joining our club is good for you



That cop is dead if he comes any closer

Get the phone!

Your phone is ringing round the clock

Because I take calls from undercover
agents around the world

HeHo,heHo?

Oui, oui?

Try the Bulgarian line

Maha, maha?

Answer it yourself!

Ola, ola?

Madali, madali?

It's from Japan

Mushi, mushi

It's Muscles, sir

We found him

He finally showed up

Bring him back!

There's a slight hitch

They took Ricky

I'll send another agent to help you

No, they know

who we are

What then?

Get Fastbuck, my buddy from the orphanage

Fastbuck?

We should unload

the goods, Boss

What's the profit margin?

32 times more than market price

Fine! Get rid of it

Boss, Dicky and Lin are fighting again

What about?

Brigitte Lin

Let me see

Let them take turns

to pin it up

Boss, l have Maggie Cheung

Is it clean?

Yes! It was used to wrap chicken wings

Good! I'll take that!

Get back to work!

Sir!

Summon the convicts from cell No. 3

Yes, sir!

7181!

5734!

6377!

Come here!

Sir!

Here they are, sir!

Fine! Get 1663!

Yes, sir!

Get back to work!

Yes, sir!

1663! Come here!

Sir!

We're letting you go, 1663

Sir, are you serious?

Are you kidding me?

Even counting

public holidays and weekends

I should be here till Mid-autumn Festival

You're paroled on good behavior

You may go!

Really?

I don't make jokes

I'd like to collect my things

My watch, ring and a lighter

Forget it! Here's $500

to compensate your loss

Leave now!

Can I say goodbye to my friends?

You have 30 seconds

Thank you, sir

They're letting me go

l have 4 packs of smokes stashed under a pot

Half a can of beer under my bed

Split it up

Take good care

of my playmate collection

1663, time to go!

Yes, sir!

Goodbye, Sir!

"I'm free as a bird"

Freeze!

What have I done?

You broke out of jail

This is a set up!

Of course it is!

If you work with me

you're free to go

and you'll get a reward of $2 millions

What's the catch?

Nothing like that

I want you to go to Japan

and help bring someone back

Is he a cop?

Unfortunately, yes

He's a black sheep of the force

He stole $100 millions worth ofjewels

confiscated by our special task force

and sought shelter from the
Scarecrow Club in Japan

We can't go after him openly

We need a criminal genius like you

to apprehend him

Don't say that!

I'm a crook because I'm too fat to be a cop

That's why they should change the eligibility

Tell me

Are you in or not?

I'm in! But I need help from my friends

I don't care who you get

Be at this address in 24 hours

and wait for my orders

How about a deposit?

I knew it!

Give me your friends' names

Let's go, we can't afford that

Ginseng!

5 cavities

3 on the upper jaw and 2 down here

US$3,000

Say that again!

US$5,000

I can't hear you

US$7,000

I don't have that many cavities

Give me another offer

$10,000, that's all l have

Fine!

Watch it!

I don't want to draw blood

Come in!

Millionaire Chan is here

He's in a hurry

Give me 2 minutes

Must be my lucky day!

He is...

I know, Millionaire Chan

with a name like that he must be rich

You're wrong...

Shut up! Get in there!

Don't hurt him

When you two cheated on me

have you considered how hurt I'll be?

No!

Don't be mad, Mr. Chan

Please come in, Mr. Chan

You know me?

It doesn't matter

as long as you have

a tooth problem

Do you know her?

An old flame

An old flame?

You have a thing going with her?

You mean a relationship?

Yes!

Of course!

Me too!

Like what?

She's my wife!

Really?

You're dead!

Wait! You got the wrong guy

Is that him?

Yes!

Given the circumstance

fight like a man

I'm a man alright, but I don't know you

I'll kill you!

Freeze! Police!

Who are you?

I'm a thief

Good! We'll arrest you

Yes?

Cuff him!

Yes, sir!

Let's go!

Don't move!

The patrol cops are on their way!

l'm Columbus, I discovered America

You're walking a skinny dog

It's a duck

I'm talking to the duck!

Bye!

"Introduction to ESP"

Concentrate...

Lay an egg...

He's crazy, what do you want with him?

He's not crazy

Take a look around

Free room and board

and no troubles

He's over there!

Sandy!

What's happening?

A lot! That's why we need you

Great! Let's have some fun!

I'll be rich

Keep the dog

Is this a dog?

Let's play mahjong

Let's play mahjong

Let's play mahjong

Let's play mahjong

When?

When?

When?

I said when!

l aid when!

3 o'clock!

Round up the others!

Round up the others!

Round up the others!

Round up the others!

Round up the others!

Why aren't you working?

What?

Why aren't you working?

Why aren't you working?

I can't hear you!

What's wrong with you?

I'm getting back at him for scolding me

I'll only move this crate

Lunch break!

Blockhead used to hang around you

What is he doing here?

That was before his sister got married

Where's Blockhead?

He went out for lunch

Hurry! We have to get back to work

lwin

It was flying towards me...

Over there!

Hey!

lwin

I should win!

Hi, guys!

Quit your job and come with us

l'm through! Keep playing

What kind of card game is that?

African poker

African poker?

What is that?

Very simple

Each player is dealt 13 cards

Whoever gets the fly to land on his cards will win

I won't do it with Blockhead around

I don't work with retards

He's our brother

He maybe slow

but he's loyal

He's a royal pain

Try tell him to go to hell

Blockhead, I need a favor

It can be dangerous

Say no more, Boss

I'll do anything for you

except planning

I'll even risk my life

What if I tell you to go to hell?

You bet!

Don't read when you're driving!

Turn left...

Look out!

That was close!

What's wrong with you?

Sorry, wrong car

Sandy, what's the matter with you?

Let's take care of the outsiders

Fastbuck, you handle the truck driver

I'll take care of the mini bus driver

Hey, buddy!

What shall we do?

Don't worry, be unreasonable

lntimidate them and they won't mess with us

- Got it!
- Let's go

On this lovely sunny day

The streets are bustling

with cars flying by

running up and down the streets

You smashed my car, asshole!

Watch what you're saying!

Ginseng, didn't someone smash your car?

What happened to that kid?

He became a rug in my living room

He was so patched up

my friends thought it was a mangy bear

Rawhide, what about the guy

who dented your car?

Don't mention something I have eaten

What about you, Fastbuck?

I'm more forgiving

I put him in a jar

and sent the specimen to the university

Blockhead, tell them your story

After they smashed into me

I got out of the car and apologized

I gave them all the money I had

and begged for their forgiveness

You asshole!

I ran into

the exact same situation

This is no time to bluff

What's going on?

Are they bullying you?

Yes!

We're brothers!

I know right away

by your accent

We could have slaughtered one another

but now we can settle this peacefully

We're an extended family

We're good friends, right?

Move the cars

Don't hold up traffic!

Men from Chaozhou are united, right?

Yes!

They always fight for a brother, right?

Yes!

They team up against outsiders, right?

Yes!

As a man from Chaozhou

will I be scared

to face a fellow brother?

Of course not!

But you're standing in my way

Can you let us through?

You may go but they stay!

That's ridiculous! They're brothers too

They learned other dialects since
they came to Hong Kong

They don't look it

Appearances change!

Right...

Blockhead, show them

Recite a poem in Chaozhou

Let them hear it

Go on!

Just say something

7-Eleven

What?

7-Eleven

He's not speaking Chaozhou

I told you to practice,

but you won't listen!

What now?

Forget it, men from Chaozhou are mean!

Forget ESP

You almost got us killed!

So what if I totaled a stolen car?

You're all cowards!

Especially Fastbuck!

He bragged about fighting 100 men

Yet he cowered in front of a few dozens

Me? What about you?

You and your "7-Eleven"

almost got us killed

Settle down!

Stop passing the blame!

Fine!

Fine?

You imbecile!

7-Eleven!

It is 7-Eleven!

Forget it!

Just take us there!

Where?

There!

What kind of place is that?

I don't know, just go!

What is this?

l do't know!

I'm supposed to meet my contact

Ginseng!

This house is older than you and me

Definitely older than me

But probably not older than you!

That's not the issue

lt better be safe

I'm sure it is

Falling from 2 stories won't kill you

What if it's on fire?

Just be careful!

What if it's haunted?

Who knows if anyone died in there?

Are you finished?

Yes!

Move it!

Evil spirits go away...

The interior is nothing like the exterior

What a big difference!

Not only that

I like the color scheme

It reminds me of a brothel

That should suit you well

Do mea favor!

What?

When you see me focus on something

try to distract me!

No problem!

Sit down!

Here we are, Fastbuck

Tell us what's going on

I don't want to take guesses

I hate to think

It's because you can't

Rawhide!

Did we fight back in the orphanage?

It wasn't a fight, I was beating up on you!

You begged for mercy!

Men only fight over 2 things

Women

and...

honor

Go ahead and hit me!

I don't mind!

I'm not scare of you!

l'll hit you back!

Stop it! You'll get hurt!

Stay out of this!

I'm not backing off!

So what if I hit you?

Stop it!

I would have hit you back if you were someone else

Do not hit me again!

What can you do about it?

l'm warning you...

What if I hit you again?

I dare you!

Make peace...

Why did you kick me?

You wanted me to distract you

when you try to stay focused

I'm trying to help them!

I'll make your stomach explode!

Thank goodness it's him!

Let me...

What is it?

You!

The grapes gave me diarrhea

How many toilets are there?

5, including this one

Can you tell me

which side has a thicker grow of grass?

Your right side

Never mind!

Feeling better?

Who are you?

l'm...

He's the sergeant who put me in jail

l'm Chief Superintendent Walter Cho

of Special Duties Unit

You set us up?

No! I didn't!

It's not his fault! I blackmailed him

That's his business! We're out of here!

Not so fast! Watch the news report

About what?

I don't know

...stir fry a while and the dish is done

We bring you a special news report

Earlier today, 5 men and a woman

barged in the Tsimshatsui branch of Harvest Bank

They held the bank staff at gun point

and took off with $20 million

Let's go live to our reporter on the scene

leads on the case?

Yes, these robbers

wore masks

but our informer has revealed

their identities

Rawhide!

Fastbuck, Sandy

Blockhead, Ginseng

and Baby

That wraps up our news flash

l have nothing to do with it, trust me!

Calm down!

I put on that show

Now you're wanted by the law

Only I know your whereabouts

Relax, you're safe

Nobody knows about this arrangement

I came here alone

on this secret mission

Really?

You have my word!

l have an idea!

If the Superintendent came here alone

and no one knows his whereabouts

Let's play a game

Beat him up?

Yes!

- Help...
- Stop it!

Freeze! Police!

Put your hands on your head!

Luckily I sold my soul to the Hong Kong Police

or else I'm dead

As long as you leave me alone

They'll leave you alone!

Fine...

You may go!

Yes, sir!

Let's go!

You should know what's best for you

It's obvious you have no choice

I won't leave you out in the cold

I'm sending my most capable assistant

No thanks! We work alone!

He's right!

We don't work with cops!

There'll be no collaboration

We only work against cops

It's impossible!

I second that!

Miss!

Can I help you?

I'm the Superintendent's assistant

I'll get that for you!

Please come in!

Thanks!

Sir!

I'm sorry you made this trip for nothing

We have our consensus

working with such a capable officer

consider the assignment completed

Welcome...

You're most welcome in here!

Please sit down!

Have a seat!

Excuse me!

I should be going

Miss Woo will fill you in

about the details of the assignment

Miss Woo!

See him out, guys!

Don't bother! Nobody would budge!

Miss Woo, a word with you!

Proceed as planned

Yes, sir!

Good luck!

Goodbye, sir!

Bye!

My name is Barbara Woo

I'm a police Inspector from team A

of Special Duties Unit

You may call me Inspector Woo

But since we're on disguise

You may call me Baby

She's Baby!

I would have never guessed!

Miss Baby

Who is it?

What is it?

Have you heard that noise?

No!

I saw a shadow in your room

Must be in here!

Get out! I won't fall for that!

Take care!

Don't move! Robbery!

Robbery!

Shut up or I'll kill you

What now?

Don't move!

Tie them up!

Get up...

Don't resist or they'll kill us

Don't move!

Don't worry, time flies by

We'll cry for help when it's safe

Your turn, Sandy!

Hurry!

What's going on?

We've been robbed

What? It's impossible!

l'll untie you

Sandy, stay with Baby

I'll call the cops

I'm here Baby! Don't worry!

Robbery!

How dare they come here?

What do you want?

What now, Boss?

Tie them up!

Tighter!

Search the place!

Nothing! Let's go!

Let's dance!

Dance my foot!

What happened?

Nothing!

We have been robbed!

Robbed?

Watch her, I'll call the cops

That's not enough!

Where are you going?

Go change!

Hurry!

Don't move! Robbery!

Again?

What do you want?

We're after money! Get over there!

How dare you fight us!

You're too heavy, I can't breathe!

No monkey business, fat guy!

- I know
- It's alright, let's go!

Don't be scared!

Thanks!

Help is on the way!

What happened?

Robbery!

Robbery?

Stay with her, I'll call the cops!

Fine!

Your turn!

Are you alright?

Don't move! Robbery!

Oh my God!

What now, Boss?

Tie her up!

Don't move!

It's finally my turn!

What happened, Blockhead?

Nothing! Run along, don't mind me

You must have been robbed!

Poor thing, let me untie you

What a pain!

It's alright, don't worry!

- Thanks!
- It's alright!

Let's call the cops

You imbecile! Who'll protect her?

Get out!

Move it!

You should have yelled for help

I could have come to your rescue

and you'll fine

I really care about you!

Don't move! Robbery!

Again?

Yes, again!

Do we tie them up, Boss?

When I came in

I realized the guy is too fat

I brought extra rope

Tie them up separately

Separately?

What do you think?

Great!

Forget it!

You were all tied together

Why must you keep us apart?

It's not fair!

Blockhead, you bastard!

I knew you're a traitor!

I'm not Blockhead!

You can hide under that mask!

It's not my fault! Nothing happened!

Sorry, we were just kidding!

But that's enough!

Get out! All of you!

Get out!

What a bunch of assholes!

It's late, let's go to bed!

Get the hell out!

Welcome...

It's late, let's go to bed!

Sorry!

Just kidding!

Let's go!

Since we're dressed up like this

do we get to fly a real airplane?

No, but you can jerk off

How?

Ask Baby

Let's go!

Have you learned your lesson?

Like that?

How dare you hit me!

Stop fooling around, Blockhead!

Get in!

Forget it!

Wait! I'll go check in

Wait here, I'm going to the toilet

I'll get some water

I'll check out the chicks

Wait here!

Wait! I'll go get something

Watch where you're going!

You should get out of my way!

My eyes were busy

What are you looking at?

That Japanese girl is cute

How do you know she's Japanese?

Can you tell watercrest from carrots?

Thanks!

What are you doing?

I dropped a 100-yen coin outside

Why are you looking in here?

It's too dark, I can't see out there

It's brighter in here!

You'll be here till dawn, you idiot!

You'll never find it

Here! It's a 500-yen coin!

That's mine!

Let's go up!

Let's go!

This is nice!

Who gets this suite?

Definitely not you!

I come prepared

One for each of you

This hotel is fully booked

l have to sleep here too

Great!

We'll share this room?

Sleep anywhere you want

because I'm taking the bedroom

Let me help you!

There are 2 beds!

So?

Don't let it go to waste

Right!

One of you can take that bed!

Don't make a fool of yourself!

Go out!

Excuse us,

we need to discuss this!

It won't take long!

Get out!

We grew up together

I'm the oldest

My days are numbered

Have pity on me

let me have the bed

Be a good example, Blockhead! Say it!

No way!

What?

He said no!

Say that again!

No way!

I give in to you every time

I'm old enough to get married

I won't help you chase women

Let's settle it the old way

Fine!

"I passed by your door"

"you poured water from the bucket"

"and got my shoes wet"

"Everyone is laughing"

"You said nothing to me"

"and stared at me with smiling eyes"

"Loo la..."

"Loo la..."

"Loo la..."

What's so funny?

You! You acted like you could read Japanese

Can you?

I can't stand it!

l have to rape her!

Wait!

How can you say that?

What else?

Gang rape!

Goodidea!

Let's go!

You can't do that!

Stay out of this!

Step away!

Baby, they want to rape you!

How can you harbor such thoughts?

You're sick!

How could you even think of it!

I regret the day I met you

You're despicable!

I'm sorry I kicked you!

It's just a misunderstanding!

I don't blame you!

But it hurts here!

Close your eyes!

Then I can't see you

You can see me afterwards

Quiet!

Asshole!

You're sleeping on the floor, asshole!

Give me one of the mattresses!

Can't you move it?

Do you know him?

Muscles?

He's here

Fastbuck...

Say no more! I won't do it!

He's bad news!

Count me out!

Put aside your personal grudge for a good cause

I'm not backing out

but I can't work with him

We stole sweet potatoes when we were kids

He fingered me when he got caught

Later I helped him with a poker game

l dealt him the good hands

He didn't share his winnings with me

When I shared with him

my elaborate plan

to rob an underground casino

He had me busted because he was a cop

I don't trust him!

Look at me!

The eyes is the window to your soul

Can you see my soul?

I'm not sure

Come closer!

Well?

I can only see myself

That's what is in my heart

You're my hero!

But I haven't seen you do

anything heroic

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That's so exciting!

To see a man like you

do something heroic

The never-yielding Fastbuck!

Right here

Don't stop me from praising you...

You must charge ahead

Let's put the baddies behind bars

Let's go!

That was too powerful!

Come with me!

Here!

Muscles...

Don't move, Fatso!

What are you doing here?

l have a blind date

Where is Muscles?

That's what I want to know!

Don't let them get away!

Just us?

And me!

You're bad news!

That's him! Kill them!

Here!

Long time no see, Fastbuck! How are you?

l was fine until now

Thanks for coming!

If I knew it was you...

Let's put the past behind us!

We're on an important mission

Tie them up!

Help yourself to this $20 million yen

How generous of you! No thanks!

This is the bait!

Thanks

Did you find the adulterers?

No! I even checked the toilet

Fastbuck is always a woman chaser

Let's eat

Milk, ham and fried eggs

He doesn't have a clue

Right!

Milk, 0k?

Ham... smoke... got that?

Sizzle...

Me? Coffee

Coffee, spaghetti bolognese

Meat...

Meat sauce and pasta

Sphagetti bolognese

Club sandwich

What is it in English...

Club sandwich

Bread, butter

Chicken, ham

Bread, butter

Chicken, eggs

Lettuce, tomatoes, I can't do the rest!

More bread!

Club sandwich

Understand?

I want...

You must know how to order

You can't order what we're having

Grapefruit juice

Grapefruit juice?

Grapefruit... juice

and a sausage

Sausage?

How do you illustrate that?

You know sausage in Japanese?

No, I showed him

Good, club sandwich!

The owner of these underground casinos

is the head of the Scarecrow Club

Act like you're a parvenu

before they'll take the bait

I may not show up in time to save you

Play by ear

Please come in!

What's your pleasure?

You only have one game!

We have no choice

Call me if you need anything

Alright...

Thanks

Please sit down!

Good luck!

Rawhide, Ginseng, Fastbuck,

Sandy and Blockhead

Do you know how to play?

Don't call

us that!

There's a hole!

What is it?

2 and 3, odd

If it's that easy, they'll go bust!

A big spender!

It's nothing!

Look!

Place your bets!

Hurry! Spend the money

You can't bring it back to Hong Kong

What should it be?

You won't believe it, odd again

I believe you!

3 and 6, odd again!

Place your bets!

Wait!

I'll pay back the money you lost

It's money in the bank anyway!

Forget about scoring women

You can open a farm with this money

Boss?

We have 6 people from Hong Kong

Judging from their names and appearances

They're the robbers on the run

What should I do?

Cops!

This way please, friends from Hong Kong

Cheers!

Hats off to what you did in Hong Kong

You have my respect

The Scarecrow Club needs

talents like yourselves

Let's have a blast

How about another dance?

No thanks!

I know now

Japanese geisha houses are like bars in Hong Kong

I thought they'll drink,

laugh and bathe with us

You idiot! This is Japan!

No matter what you say, forget it!

I understand

l have pretty ladies for you

They're alright!

Pretty!

Matsumoto-san

Just give them food and wine

They already have girlfriends

They probably don't want them

to know about their flings

Suit yourselves

Wait!

I'm sure they don't mind

if we have a little bit of fun

We should go with the flow

I can be true to her

even if I'm with someone else

You should enjoy yourselves

Don't disappoint the ladies

I need company

Do whatever you want!

Boys will be boys!

Have a good time! Excuse me!

Come here!

Well?

I don't know the others

But I'm sure the fat one

worked with Muscles

Don't worry!

Sit over here, Blockhead

Why?

I don't have to explain! Get over here!

Get up!

I'm afraid one of you

must leave now

In order to become our member

You must first fulfill your obligation

Who'll go get the money?

This is too important

I'm too careless

I'll screw up

I'm crazy

Brothers

I'm sure you won't send a moron

to do something so important

I'll go! I hid the money anyway

Ma Chiu, give him a ride

Yes, sir

Look after yourself, Baby

I've been doing that all along

Run along Fastbuck!

Hurry!

Don't screw up!

Hurry back!

Have fun!

- Fastbuck!
- Fastbuck!

Figure it out yourself!

Muscles!

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Hello?

Fastbuck?

Who's this?

It's Muscles! How did it go?

They held the others hostage

I came back to get the ransom

We'll bust their headquarters

No problem! What now?

I'll get you the money

Hurry!

This is not funny!

I don't know if it's you

This is $20 millions?

No, this is $10 millions

But you promised me $20 millions

They only want half, you don't need the rest

Where are you taking the money?

The amusement park

Someone will contact me

I knew it!

I just didn't know where in the park

Take this lighter

Flick it on and I'll get the signal

Let me know as soon as you step inside

I'll try

Fastbuck

Don't play with it! Be careful!

Stop staring, it's Muscles

You don't scare me!

What's with the lanterns?

Big ones, round ones...

That was scary!

It's a fake

Come on!

You're serious!

Let me take this off first!

Where are my friends?

We checked

the robbery and the money

Don't tell me...

They're fake!

We have gadgets like this

Kenji

Yes?

Take this lighter to Mount Fuji

Light up some smokes, the more the better

Bring some matches, it's out of gas

Really?

You idiot! You flick it on

the cops will know we're here

Get out!

Get up to the top! If you get caught

jump into the volcano

Don't bother coming back

Yes,Boss

Lock him up

Yes,Boss

Clean this up!

Yes,Boss

There you are!

We're having such a good time!

Baby!

Where's the other agent?

Speak up or I'll hit you

It's not my fault!

You're incredible, Muscles

Pass out...

Don't hit me!

I said don't hit me!

You must protect me

Don't worry!

You'll be fine!

What are you doing?

Get up, Shorty!

Are you alright?

I'm fine! And you?

I'm fine!

He lured us here with the women

and locked us up

We must fix him!

Let's...

Move!

Help!

How much?

Just a bit!

After him

Ricky!

Open the door!

I'll take care of her

She's awesome!

This is not a job to die for, pal

I want a promotion, alright?

I lose!

Over there!

This place is crawling with cops, let's go!

So? We're with the cops!

That's right!

Thanks, Fastbuck!

I never want to see you again

Do you need a ride?

No! We won't like cop cars either

Grow up and behave!

"I passed by your door"

"you splashed water from the bucket"

"and got my shoes wet"

"Everyone is laughing"

"You said nothing to me"

"and stared at me with smiling eyes"

"Loo la..."

"Loo la..."