Murder Party (2007) - full transcript

On Halloween Eve in Brooklyn, an average Joe loser named Chris finds an invitation to a costume party. Arriving at the "party", Chris discovers he's fallen prey to the lethal trap set by deranged artists. As the night wears on, rivalries within the group flare up. A body count accrues, and Chris must take advantage of the ensuing chaos if he's to survive the night.

No, I'm not paying that,
Forget it!

thank you.

Sir lancelot, Could you please get down.

Fine.

♪ Well, I found that Silver lining ♪

♪ On the day that you were gone ♪

♪ satin sheets surrounded me
all night then all day long ♪

Alright, sir lancelot, I'm going.

Hope you're happy.
I'm taking the candy corns.

Happy halloween.

T.. t.. terrible, we'll make examples out of you.



I could stutter all the way through

But I'm still shaking the flu.

I'm nice with it, want me on your shit

Then there's a price with it
Till I'm flat and I'm fifty.

They're going platinum with my rap tune.

Nice with the vocabulary,

These ain't regular lyrics, nigga.

This is your obituary.

hello?

Ha!

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

Maybe I made a mistake.

Hi. I'm chris.

no, there's no mistake.



Ah, actually you're just
a little early, that's all.

Well... Sorry.

I brought some pumpkin bread.

Thank you.
That's really sweet.

yeah.

Happy halloween.

Sure.

Thanks for inviting me.

Ok.

Fucking get him!

Get him. How did you find us?

Fucking get him!

No, no, let go,
Let go, let go.

Welcome to your murder.

His little cardboard
outfit really freaked me out.

I don't know where the hell
that light chain came from,

That wasn't there.

You were great,
you were so sexy screaming like that.

I don't know,
his costume's pretty hilarious.

I think he might be retarded.

You know, lexi, I don't know
If it's the best idea

To use a cell phone
in the middle of a crime.

Well, snapping photos

Isn't a great idea either, dildo!

Hello, hey...

Hey, let's go to Cicero's party.
Why?

This is the party,

We've been planning this for weeks

And Cicero's a fucking ass hole.

What's this shit?

I just got off the phone with
Alexander, he's on his way over.

Look, I don't think we actually thought

Someone would be stupid enough to show up.

The invitation said
"Murder party."

If some jack ass is
dumb enough to come here

Then he deserves to die.

He's a white male, he's perfect.

Are you republican?

Don't make this political.
This is about art.

There's nothing more political than art.

Oh, this is about impressing
Alexander and you know that, Paul.

Fuck you, Sky, I want a grant.

Look, Cicero's party is like
ten blocks away,

Let's just go there.

This is enough.

We have to wait for Alexander.

Let's vote.

Fuck a vote.

This has been decided
and what the christ, Sky?

You're the one that brought
the jug of acid,

I mean, hardcore, right?

Bill? What about you?

What?

Yeah? You ready to murder this dildo?

I didn't sign up for a second
degree assault party.

Fine.

Ok, what if I had an idea
that will make everybody happy?

No one has to die
But it's violent,

And when we're done,
we'll rule the scene.

Ok, so, what is it?

Is... are there raisins in this?

Are they organic?

Oh my, god, you're allergic,
You're not gonna die, are you?

Should I call 911?

No!

I'll be fine, I just get really dizzy.

I just need to sit down.
I get really dizzy.

It's preservatives, I'm allergic to 'em.

Here. Alright, we'll then,
then I can get back to...

Oops!

Smells like cut grass.

What?

Sky just died.

Oh, shit!

You killed her.

You're bread.

Yeah!

Yeah!

You! I'm gonna kill him
Right now!

Lock this mother fucker down!

Wait, wait, we gotta wait for
Alexander before we do anything.

this is happening!

Yeah, yeah!

What?! What, mother fucker, what?!

I wanna hear the screaming.
What? What? What?

Please don't kill me.
I don't know what happened.

Aaaaaah!
I don't know what happened.

Yeah!
No, no, no, no.

Yeah! Aaah! Aah!

Burn! Yeah!

Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry I did that.

I'm sorry! Are you...
Oh, fuck!

I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
I didn't mean to do that.

Ha ha ha! Oh, my god!

What's happening?
I don't know. It says "Acetic aci

Well it smells like...
Vinegar?

I'll look it up on the internet.

I think it's vinegar.

Asshole.

Hey! And I thought we agreed

No alcohol until the deed was done.

Hey!
I just did the deed!

And besides there's a pile of cocaine

On the table and Sky is dead.

Coke, isn't a depressant,
it enhances my powers.

I'm just saying you know...

What we said was no alcohol and no weed.

It's vinegar.

Vinegar? Great.
We.. we can pickle him to death.

Aaa!

Oh my god, it's Alexander.
He's here.

This is a cluster fuck!

He's gonna think we're a bunch of dildos.

Not if doesn't see the body.

We should hide the body.

That's exactly what I just said.

Alexander! Hey.

Yeah, that's cool,
I'll be down in a sec.

Maybe we should chop up her body

And take her teeth or something.

Just hide the body.
Use the plastic!

No, no plastic is for this guy.

Who fucking gives a shit!

Come on.
Aa!

Alright, how do you wanna do this?
Like a burrito.

Just lift.
Just roll her.

Ok, bring her over here.

Oh!
You...

Alright.

Oh my god, just drag her.

Pick her up!
Pick her up!

Jesus christ, she's heavy!

You got her?
One, two, three, go. Ah!

Ok.
Ok, shut the bin.

Aaa! You scared me.
Ha ha ha.

Lexi, you look smashing tonight.
Thanks.

Aah! Aah!
Aw!

You alright,
Are you alright?

Everyone, this is Hell Hammer,
He's part Dingo.

Oh, his costume is adorable.

And this is Zycho, my new best friend.

What are you supposed to be, Paul?

Vampire, er,
19th century vampire.

Me too.

Where'd you get those fangs?

Uh, from a... a goth store,
you know,

Downtown, they're resin, actually.

Take 'em off, Paul.

What?
Take off your vampire fangs.

Are you serious?

Ok.

Headshot...

Take them off, Paul.

And take off you vampire coat.

And your vampire shirt.

And now take off your vampire pants.

You're hairy.
Mhh!

Ok, so...

Who is this dildo?

Can you believe it?

Achew!

I'm sorry, I'm really allergic.

I'm just gonna take him outside.
Come on.

Hey, Zycho, grab this guy's wallet.

Hm, aw.

Christopher S. Holly, you're old.

Oh! I needed good dentists.

Is this guy any good?

I feel like I'm getting a cavity.

Hey, where's Sky?
No show.

I think she went to Cicero's party.

What a dirty whore.

Anyway what are the pitches, bitches?

What are we doing?

Don't blow this, Macon.

Mmh. Ok, we're gonna cut
this guy in a half,

We're gonna dump his body
in a vacant lot,

We're gonna use the pressed up things

As part of the paper mache elements

Of a massive multi media meta structure

With participational, er...

Er, you know what?
Let me start over.

Um, maybe something
a little more progressive.

We'll staple a pancake to his face

And push him in front of the 'G' train

And no one will ever know so...

Ever-what happens...
Lexi, what do you got.

Well, I've been working on a
video installation and it's almost done.

I was thinking about incorporating

Tonight's events into the installation.

Well, come here.

Come here, I'll show you.

I call it um, "Validiction In Black".

So I wanna keep it
really abstract like this.

Aaa!
Aren't they pretty?

Oh, that's me! That's me!

I couldn't find a real one
so I totally...

Oh, god, it's so good.

You know, I've already got
a venue for it.

Really? What venue?

Ah, europholies.
It's right off Bedford.

Yeah, it's that juice bar

With a digital projector
in the back... Nice.

Oh, Paul, you're not mad?
What do you propose?

I think my photographs
speak for themselves.

Paul, come here.

I was just messing around
with you earlier.

It's good to have the blood
pumping through your veins.

Paul, your photographs...

Are excelsior.

Who is this guy?
I mean, why is he even here?

Zycho, he's my drug dealer.

He sells out of the back
of his parents' perogi shop.

It's alright, he's not gonna
Hurt you, his gun is fake.

It's just part of his costume.

What's his costume?

Paul, I'm gonna need you to trust me,

You're the front runner
for the grant.

(French)
What you got, buddy?

I don't know.
I was gonna cut his dick off

And set him on fire.

I'm not gonna lie to you, dudes.

I really wanted you to challenge
yourselves on this one.

I wanted you to forget that
I have access to grant money.

In excess of $300,000,
Did I mention that?

You need to defend your territory,

Your artistic jurisdiction,

Your hunting grounds.

Your prey is inspiration.

Inspiration is shit!
Unless you execute.

Tonight we execute.

In three years...
Fuck that, six months...

There's gonna be a starbucks,
whole foods, Jamba Juice, cozy.

Where's the inspiration in that?

And this warehouse...

Will no doubt be converted
into over priced condos

Marketed as artist lofts.

That's bullshit.

No, these will beartist lofts... Ours.

Because what we do here tonight
will change things forever.

Don't think of this dildo
as a victim.

Think of him as a collaborator.

It's his privilege to be here
this evening.

I ask for one thing, so precious little.

When our master piece is complete,

And the coroner's report is back in,

They will read the cause of death... Art.

So, think beyond
splattering blood on canvas

Or death by paper mache.

Jackson Pollock is boring.

And I've seen that scorsese film
with that guy.

Think hyper-artistic, think...

No.

The art is the act itself.

We'll wait until the Witching Hour,

And then we'll stab him,

We'll all stab him till he dies.

The Witching Hour is brilliant.

The Witching Hour is midnight.
Yeah.

Yeah, I know what Witching Hour is.

I'm saying I'm gonna need
some food before then.

You wanna order food?

Yeah, I can pick it up incognito.

Also, Macon, I want you to get some cake.

We can't have a party without cake.
And pizza.

No pizza.

I feel like...
Chinese. William?

I'll eat anything.
Quail.

How about thai food, you like Thai food.

I had thai food yesterday.
Sushi?

I don't really like sushi.

Yeah, I think we should rule
Asian out all together.

Cheese burgers.
I'm not even hungry.

Do you guys wanna do like breakfast,
like pancakes or something?

Milk shakes.

I could do mexican. William?
I'll eat anything.

Let's let Zycho decide.
Zycho?

Do they have fish and chips?
I smell vinegar.

Oh, yeah, how mod.
Anything but fish.

Just get a fucking pizza!

With sausage.
Plain.

Shit.
Goddamn it!

Shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

There he is!

Aah!

Ah! There he is!
There he is!

Motherfucker!

Ah, shit!

You know, I'm getting a glare
on his glasses.

Can I get one of you guys
to just go over...

I got the pizza.

Lexi?

Is this the cake?
Yeah.

The cake is for him.

Lexi's pussy screamed at me.
It what?

Alexander, I am bored.

Go grab your nipples,
and I'll spike these guys.

Quit now. No to this...

Can I use your cellphone,
Please?

Oh, I would but...

You shouldn't use a cellphone
while committing a crime.

Hi? Yeah, can you actually
come down here please?

Yeah, the address
should be on my computer.

No these guys are...

Ok, everyone, Zycho brought us a treat.

I call this extreme truth or dare.

All the kids are doing it in Belarus.

What is it?
Sodium Amytal.

It's truth serum.

Alexander, I love it.

There's not even enough needles,
I'm not sharing this.

I'll share with Lexi.
Eww!

That's creepy, and I don't do needles.

You can't even feel a needle.
I can.

You did not feel the one
that I've just inject you.

You fucking prick!

Hey, relax, sweetheart.

Hey, wolf man?
Mmh?

For you.

Oh.

I'll do that shit.

Hey, Zycho, let me get mine.

Let's explore the darkness.

Yeah, no thank you.
Don't be such a dildo, Paul.

Come on, dildo.

Yeah, man up, Paul.

Paul, this is extreme truth or dare,

The real CIA, KGB shit.
Hm.

KGB use pure alcohol.

I still don't understand why,
I mean...

A similar effect as Barbiturate.

Paul, I have a big bag of tricks
planned for tonight

So forget about this guy for now

And, uh, stop bringing us down,
man. You're a real drag.

Paul, is his own little Barbiturate.

Lexi is my new best friend.

Paul puts the bitch in Barbiturate.

Bill's my new best friend.

There are two r's in Barbiturate,

But Americans don't care.

Paul needs to have his...
I'm having a gas.

This is fun.

What is that?

Sodium Amytal, same thing.

Uh, I saw that one coming.

The chainsaw.
Ha ha ha.

This actually is pretty, um,
fang-tastic.

Paul's pussy has a smaller
clitoris than Lexi's.

I don't think that one's funny.

Dudes, let's stick to the point.

We're getting off track and
I need something more concrete

If I wanna turn this
in to the boss.

Well, there's no need to wig out.

Oh, look.

What in the hell does he want?
To extinguish our fun.

Do you have something to say?
Mmmh.

Is it a pun?
Oh, shit, he's got a pun.

F.. f.. forget it, I.. I.. I think,
I think I missed my moment.

Say it!

It's not...It's not gonna be
funny anymore.

Hey, Macon, grab me that
chainsaw.

No, ok, I'm sorry. Um...

I got one, it's, "I'm having
one heck of a crazy night

"But with the k, with the armor,

"I don't deserve to be pun-nished."

Ha! Ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

You're my new best friend.

Woo!

This is fun.

Should we just ask each other questions?

Who's the best artist here?

Me.

Jinx.

I dig that though, everyone has their own truth.

Let's hear some secrets.

I don't wanna be here.

I want to be at home

Watching a dvd with my dad and my mom.

Not with a whore.

I have a secret.

I love that you did that.

It felt real to me.

And I love you.

So, let's play this game.

Let's be really honest.

I can lie.

Seriously, somebody ask me a question.

Mm, what's your favorite color?

Blue.

See? It's purple.

Purple has got a lot of blue in it.

Ok. We all know your
favorite food, so what is it?

I'm bisexual. I think everyone
in the world probably is.

I make sex with pillow.

Hey, Lexi, Lexi...

Do you remember that time
a couple of years ago,

When we went and we watched them
detonate the old water towers

From the roof of that factory

And we smoked that hash
that tasted like soap?

And we had ice-cream bars,
do you remember that, Lexi?

Vaguely.

You went home with that guy named Ganz

To.. stretch out your ear lobes?

Oh yeah, the water towers.

Well...

After you left I picked up
your popsicle stick

From the ice-cream.

When I was seven I wrote
a letter to Santa Claus

And asked not to be Jewish.

What do you guys say about me?

You know when I'm not around?

We mostly talk about her.

We're kicking you out of the collective.

That's just because you are really talented

And we are insecure.

I hate that.

Now when I go to a good movie
or a great exhibit...

I hate it.

I just want everything to be bad
because when something is good

There is no room for me.

I used to love art,
now I just hate it.

I want it to suck.

You guys suck.

You guys know how you love somebody?

Do you who that person is,
It's...

If your afraid to f..
I'm afraid to fly...

When you are on the plane

And you are worried
that it's going to crash.

Person you're thinking about
right then that's who you love.

We do a lot of drugs.

What's it like to be a drug dealer?

Feels good.

Better than selling perogies.

But have to deal with niggers.

See I hate you right now
because you are a racist asshole

But, I'm fascinated
with the word "Nigger".

Oh-oh.
It has caused so much damage.

It's the most powerful
word in the united states.

Let's talk about something else.

See what I mean how
uncomfortable the word made you?

And you have a confederate belt buckle.

This is a wallet.

I hate white people.

Alright, let's wrap this up.

Alexander,

Do you really have $300,000
in grant money?

No.

It's more like half a million.

I dumped myself.

Ew.
Goddamn it.

Yes, in..
At my cousin's wedding.

I was running late
and got stuck in the elevator

And I was there for half an hour

And I took a dump right in my pants

And then the elevator went down to the lobby

And there's...all filled with
people from model airplane convention

And I had to walk up six flights
of stairs and it touched my socks.

You are a lame brain man.

I was the groomsman.

Hey, what's your favorite record?

"The Big Chill" soundtrack.

Are you gay?
No.

Are you a virgin?
No.

What do you do?

I work for the NYPD.
You're a fucking cop?

Did you frisk him?

No goddamn way he's a cop.

You guys cuss too much,
but it's ok.

And no, I work for the parking
enforcement district.

It's a civilian branch of NYPD,
I'm a level 1 T.E.A.

I make $26,500 a year

And all I do is write tickets
and ruin people's days.

If I were to die the world would
be fine and no one would miss me

And I didn't even tell anyone

I was coming to the "Murder Party".

Let's do coke.

Aaaw!

Oh, William, it's fabulous.

Will you do me a favor
and go check on Hell Hammer.

I wouldn't want any stray
bitches to answer his call.

Here I go.

Speak of the Devil.

So what do you guys really think?

Did you piss in your pants?

Eh-eh.

I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Ok.

I hate you.

I hate you stupid, stupid worthless dummy.

I hate you so much.

I kill the fuzzy ones.

The word banal comes to mind.

It's pretty literal interpretation.
Yeah.

I find it... Jejune.

Oh, good word.

Now, at least we know
what a visual representation

Of a dial tone looks like.

It's a lesion.

It's a whore monger.

It's like a screaming barnacle.

Oh, it makes me wanna weep.

Oh, hey, Bill, how's the dog?

The dog is fine.

Should we get on with the murder?

Agreed.

Hey, Cycho, come here for a second.
I gotta talk to you.

Hey, look man, let's do some crank.

What crank?

Just Barbiturates, you never say crank.

I know, but I'm saying it now.

Look, if we are going to do this
I'm gonna need some crank.

I have a gram of coke.

This is not enough.

I want you to go get a big bag of crank

And I'll stall these guys.

I stop for fish and chips?

No, but I'll treat afterwards.

Everyone.

The Witching Hour is almost upon us.

But before we commit our ritual murder

I'm going to recite

Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven"

In its entirety.

"Once upon a midnight dreary
as I pondered weak and weary,

"Over many a quaint and curious
volume of forgotten lore,

"As I nodded nearly napping

"Suddenly there came a tapping

"As if someone gently rapping,
rapping at my chamber door.

"'Tis some visitor I'm...

Hello!
Mmh!

Hello!
Ssshhh.

Hello!

It's going to be great.

Ah, go ahead and set up over
There by our subject, alright?

Sure.

What?

I never work without an assistant.

Ah, key light, we can put that right here.

Get up!
Oh.

We need to compensate
for the fluorescent lights.

Personally, not a really
big fan of the whole

"Played out Euro trash, David
Fincher" green lighting thing.

Paul?
Hate it. Great.

What are you thinking?

What are you thinking, Paul?

I don't think you guys want to
know what I'm thinking.

I think I do I.

I think I'm sick of people
bitching and moaning in a room.

I'm going outside to smoke,
this is no joke.

Fuck you.

I just want to accomplish something.

Alright, something more
than.. than a stabbing.

Don't say stabbing in front of him.

Stab, stab, stab, stab.
It's a private party, Paul.

She wasn't invited.

Hm... Halloween.

Hell Hammer. Ha ha.

Hey, buddy, wish I was a dog.

Yah, booo.

Buddy, I'm gonna tell you something

I've never told anybody.

Every time I try to take a photograph...

I just... I don't know if I like
this, it's very complicated.

You ruin everything we've set up, Paul.

The night isn't over, Paul.

You have no idea what I have planned.

Well, I don't really feel
like I've ruined anything.

Alright, I brought her here
to help me with the portrait.

She'll be out of here
as soon as that's done.

Long before midnight.

I just wanna to get one
freaking photo, can I do that?

It doesn't sound like
Paul wants a grant to me.

What grant?

You've been telling us about
this grant for three months.

Mean, we've submitted art work
to you? What are you?

You want me to fill out an
application? 'Cause I'll do it.

I'm waiting and I'm sorry
I don't mean to be rude

But I haven't seen your renown art work

That everybody supposedly is talking about.

Have you?

Have you, Bill?
I wonder why that is...

Run, run now.
It's cool, don't worry about it.

This sort of thing happens on every set.

And what's with that,
your little sketch book,

What's in there?

You're crossing a line, Paul.

I will shut up as soon as you
show me what's in that book.

Will you be a dear and
go fetch Hell Hammer?

Ooh, aah!

Macon is on fire!

I drive an Aston Martin.

How come you never invited any of us

To your house in the Hamptons, huh?

It's really not your scene.

What about your cell phone,

Why has it got a New Jersey area code?

I happen to do a lot
of business in New Jersey.

Why do we always pay for your dinner?

What about Coney Island, Paul?

Those were hotdogs.

Oh, oh!
Oh, oh!

...We shot the freak...

We all shot the freak,

But I was the one who got...

Come with me, go that way.

...When you handed me your beer.

You took the cannon ball.

Well I'm not talking it any...

Do a sketch, just produce something

That proves you an iota,
An iota of artistic talent

Help me. Help me.

Something avant-garde,
something cutting edge.

You pissed it all away.
You squandered everything,

You made fools of us.

You made a fool of me, Alexander.

I answer to no one and I commit art at will.

You walked in here with Euro
trash, make us do Barbiturates.

You disrespect my artistic
process, you son of a bitch.

You're a fraud.

No, no you're worse than
a fraud, you're an imposter!

Shut up, Hell Hammer,

Or I'll send you to the glue factory.

What you got over here?

Urgh!

That was an accident.

Hm, two down, three to go.

What the fuck are you doing?

Alexander, you're full of shit.

I'm a fry cook.

See, what did I tell you?

I let you fuck me.

Jejune.

"Jejune"? What, do you write
stuff down and say to us later?

Yeah.

That's pathetic.

I don't understand so
there's no grant, no gallery?

Where are my photographs?

They're at my grandmother's
house in New Jersey.

Um, I'm gonna go now.

Yeah.
No, hang on a second.

So, what are you doing with our art?

Well, I'm gonna kill you
all and then I'm gonna sell it.

Art isn't worth
anything until you're dead.

So you do like our art.

No, I'm--I'm really gonna leave.

Yeah, we all are.
Just wanna take a picture first.

Alexander, I hate you.

Is that even your real name?
No, it's Tim.

What's his real name?

Oh, it's Hell Hammer.

I'm going to put
him to sleep on monday.

Why, what's wrong with him?

He's not cute,
I only like puppies.

It's a two-eight.

Good, alright, all set.

Oh, hey, dude, shoot Paul in the face.

Paul!
Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Aaah!

Unbelievable!

Shoot him, shoot all of them.

(Turkish)

Unbelievable.
Would you just let me finish?

Just wait, wait!

Look at your stupid shoes.

Stupid shoes.

Aaaah!

Where's my crank?

Where's my crank?

Aaaahhhh!

Everybody dies.

Everybody dies!

Everybody dies, Timmy.

Everybody dies!

Taxi, taxi, taxi!

Timmy, oh, Timmy, oh, Timmy, oh, Timmy!

Aaah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ah, what's wrong with you?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Die, die!

Ah! Party's over!

Where are you?
You fuck!

Come and get it!
Get your..

Oh, I see, I see you.

Come and get it.
Come and get it.

You're going to die,
You're going to die.

It's your death time.

Help!

Help! He's a murderer!

He's threatening me.
What an asshole.

Give me your cell phone!

I need a phone!
Call 911!

Can I get a pink panty dropper.

Aaahh! Aaahhhh!

Call 911, call 911, call 911.

Wait, are you with the show?

Sorry, I'll just be a minute.

I'm trying to hide.
Does anyone have a cell phone?

Bill?

William?

Cicero.

What's up?

I can dig it.

Well?
It's a cool party.

Really, they are letting people in?

Jared, lock it up because
The show hasn't started yet,

You dildos.

Welcome, so how's it going?

Finally an artiste,

Are you here for the bus people show?

You know what we should get you a show.

You should have your own show,
Bill. Let me get you a drink.

Mr. Marson always loved
your murals in synergy group.

He really did.
Thanks.

Hey, is Alexander coming to the party?

I've been talking
to him about getting a grant.

Let me get you a drink.
I'll be right back.

Fuck this whole scene.
Everybody dies.

Oh!

Will have to fight him
or he'll kill us.

I'm a lover not a fighter.

Argh!
Everybody's gonna die.

I'm going to kill everybody.
Right here.

Why are you doing this?!

Stop it! Stop it!

Fuck it!

Aaaah!

Why are you doing this?

Oh, god, they started without us.

Jared, we are on.
Open the fucking doors.

Wow.

Jesus Christ.

He killed Lexi!

Oh, oh.

Stop killing everybody!

Everybody dies.

Aah! Aah!

Lexi!

Ooh.

You just ruined the party!

Yes, still life as performance art.

It's their best work yet.

It's real.

Good morning.

Sir Lancelot, please get down.

Thank you.

♪ The clock strikes midnight ♪

♪ and something evil
is going down tonight ♪

♪ I can feel it in my bones ♪

♪ and we're a long, long,
long way from home ♪

♪ The fog rolls in ♪

♪ and the clouds begin to clear ♪

♪ all it took was one night, one bite ♪

♪ for me to transform into your worst fear ♪

♪ Ain't no water holy enough ♪

♪ Ain't no bullet silver enough ♪

♪ ain't nothing you can say or do ♪

♪ except pray for the sun
and soon ♪

♪ it's going to be a full moon, full moon ♪

♪ something devilish is going down soon ♪

♪ It's a full moon, full moon ♪

♪ and it's creeping in
the corners of my bedroom ♪

♪ I feel the hair on the back
of my neck stand up tall ♪

♪ and my animal instinct
turns my walk into crawl ♪

♪ So say a prayer my love ♪

♪ and I hope you remember
to lock the door ♪

♪ It's a full moon tonight ♪

♪ and I just might come looking
for love on all fours ♪

♪ Ain't no water holy enough ♪

♪ ain't no bullet silver enough ♪

♪ Ain't no preacher man old enough ♪

♪ Ain't no color cold enough ♪

♪ ain't nothing you can say or do ♪

♪ 'cept pray for the sun and soon ♪

♪ It's going to be a full moon, full moon ♪

♪ Something devilish is going down soon ♪

♪ It's a full moon, full moon ♪

♪ and it's creeping in
the corners of my bedroom ♪

♪ Full moon, full moon ♪

♪ Something devilish is going down soon ♪

♪ it's a full moon, full moon ♪

♪ and it's creeping in
the corners of my bedroom ♪

♪ Are you liking what you see? ♪

♪ Are you liking what you see? ♪

♪ Are you liking what you see? ♪

♪ Are you liking what you see? ♪

♪ Ooooh, uh ♪