Monster Force Zero (2017) - full transcript

No!

No!

Help me, please.

Help.

My wife, she's hurt bad.

Please call somebody.

Oh, hey, hey, oh, okay.

There he is.

Where have you been?

I'm sorry guys,
I got caught up.

This place is amazing.



Don't tell me you went to go
see

"Hall of Faces" without me.

Oh my God, Calvin!

Are you serious?

You're supposed to be
out promoting the comic

like the rest of us, not off
sightseeing.

You stop at one booth,

get sucked into another, and
then another,

and then it's down the rabbit
hole.

We're supposed to be a team.

Come on, Kadabara.

It's his turn to promote this
shit.

Ammo, come on.

No!



You can't expect her to do all
the work.

It's her moment too.

Well, did we sell anything?

And we gave a few away
to give the word out.

Damn.

Only one?

It's aspirin, I have a
headache from all of this.

Look, I'm sorry I left you
guys hanging.

This here is garbage.

I'm your father, son!

Monster Force Zero, issue
numero uno.

Could be a collectable one day.

For you?

50% off, today only.

Already got mine, for free.

Damn.

Not too mint.

Who took a dump on that?

Why don't you call your
first issue numero zero?

Yeah, of course.

Mhm.

Well, I could still
do that, like a prequel.

Mhm.

Or a limited edition.

I'll trade you.

If you dig it, tell your
friends.

Thanks A.I..

Like us on Facebook.

Fuck Facebook!

You're really wicked, homeboy.

Can I help?

You?

MF Zero, what's that stand
for?

Monster Force Zero.

We're a ragtag team of...

Motherfucking losers?

That's really clever.

Are you a writer?

Getting a little ahead
of yourself, Space Boy.

You could barely sell those
comic books,

let alone the action figures.

Where's the rest of your
"Force"?

They probably ditched his ass.

Aw, come on, dude!

Look, I get it.

The glory days are over.

Your character's abilities

haven't evolved since high
school.

Glory days?

Shit, son.

We are Destroyers of
Destruction!

Glory continues to this day,
son.

Oh my God.

I have heard of you guys,
actually.

I know.

Well, since I have the honor
of standing

in front of the Upstate Cosplay
champs,

I've been dying to ask
you guys a question.

It's $25 for a selfie.

No.

Destroyers of Destruction,
what does that even mean?

We destroy destruction.

And we're like completely
badass.

Glory will leave you
speechless,

says the mighty Final Boss.

Did you just quote yourself?

You're a bit of a smart ass,
hot shot.

And just who are you supposed to
be?

I'm A.I.

I possess technology granted
to me by ancient aliens.

I'd go into it more,

but it takes some brainpower.

I'm guessing you are Hateful
Boozer,

Pretentious Creed, and...

I am not a hater.

Mr. Banana Hammock.

Easy.

This one's got a pair on him.

But does he have what it takes

to enter into Scrimmage Sanctum?

The Scrimmage Sanctum?

Main event was yesterday, and
we won.

There's a private exhibition
tonight.

The team that was supposed to
face us,

well, they bitched out.

And we need a team to replace
them.

Hey, what's going on here,
guys?

Yeah.

Who's this?

Chick van Dyke and New Found
Girly?

Okay.

What the fuck did you just say
to me?

Monster Force Zero, meet
the Destroyers of Destruction.

I'll show you destruction.

Say something to me again,
Hoodie Boy.

Hey, Calvin.

Maybe we should start packing
up.

Offer's on the table, Calvin.

Check in's 11 sharp, Suite 1300.

Think of it this way.

Just showing up might help you
sell

some of those shitty comic
books.

I was about to uppercut
him in the face for real.

Suite 1300?

That's where the Galaxy
Fest after party is.

What's going on?

Guys, this could be huge.

DoD challenged us to a private
exhibition cosplaying...

Oh, fuck them.

A match with DoD is good for
the brand.

It could boost sales, maybe even
get

a couple hundred likes on
Facebook.

Calvin, I'm tired, we're
tired.

Three months on the road.

Can't we just have a quiet night

before we head back out in the
morning?

Look, I'm so grateful for
everything

you guys have done for me.

I would've quit so long ago
without you.

It's just this one last thing.

Ammo, this is what we wanted.

Think I'll get a chance to
punch

Hoodie Boy in the dick?

No.

Honestly, you have to stop
punching people in the dick.

Well...

We made it this far.

All right, let's do it.

Let's do it, let's do it, let's
go.

- Yeah, woo!
- Woo!

Let's go.

MF Zero.

Cool script.

Cuneiform.

Yeah, Sumerians.

Ancient Aliens.

Good show.

So, what's your story?

Excuse me?

You, what are you supposed to
be?

We're Monster Force Zero.

We're a ragtag team of
outcasts, tech nerds,

and sci-fi geeks scouring the
globe

hunting down depraved terrorist
groups

and malevolent cabals

that are secretly backed
by diabolical alien forces.

Monster Force Zero is our comic.

I wrote it, Ammo's the artist,

and Kadabra here made the
costumes.

Wow, you guys are makers.

That's great, man.

We need more creators.

One foot in front of the other
foot.

Put in the work, but enjoy the
ride.

I've heard that.

Guess this is it.

Open up!

Invitation, please.

Invitation?

No invitation gets you
as close as this door.

Excuse me.

Hello, sir!

Welcome back!

They're with me.

Oh, of course!

Right this way.

Is it luck?

No, you make your own
serendipity.

What's that smell?

I think it's a furry!

Astro Boy's here.

Glad you decided to come.

Prepare to be crushed!

Ugh.

Muah.

Ugh.

Welcome, welcome.

For those who don't know, I am
Ann Unaki.

Ann Unaki?

What is it?

Welcome to tonight's
exhibition match.

I know, I'm late.

You wouldn't believe
the traffic out there,

I don't know how you humans...

Do it.

Could you please take your
seat?

What are they doing here?

I thought we had this
settled with the Destroyers.

We found a team to compete
against us,

so game on!

These humans look even more
stupid

than the Destroyers!

Adding Monster Force
Zero to the equation

increases our chances.

We have no time to spare.

How is this good?

Quiet!

Take your seat, now.

Okay.

Listen, lady.

We came here to kick some ass.

Right, guys?

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Let's get a move on.

Aw.

All right, what's going on?

We put together this contest

to figure out which team can
help us.

Help you with what?

Gunns?

What...

I want his power.

I've waited my whole life.

Gunns Lazer, power ray blast!

What?

You all right, bro?

What the hell was that?

That was incredible.

I never felt anything like it
before,

it was better than sex.

Hey!

More!

More!

Please, do that to me again.

I'm losing patience.

They just need time to
understand.

They unlocked Gunns' brain.

We, us humans, only use 10%.

Humans?

This exhibition is a contest
to see

who has what it takes to
reveal your true potential.

So, welcome to the Scrimmage
Sanctum.

Two teams will enter, one
team will leave victorious.

DoD, you're red team.

Yeah!

Monster Force Zero, you're
blue.

Rad.

Excuse me?

Yes, what is it?

Monster Force Zero is
missing a team member.

Monster Force Zero, where's
your fourth team member?

We don't have a fourth member.

The comic has an actual yeti in
it,

and I couldn't afford a costume.

What about that jackhole?

You want to join our team?

A yeti with moon boots?

Now I've seen everything.

What's your superpower
besides drooling everywhere?

That's so badass.

Ugh, please.

So, the yeti with the boots,

he's a member of your team?

We have four.

I'm gonna call you Boots.

All right already.

Start the damn game.

Furrious, if you would please.

I'll give you the intel.

Track Furrious and he will lead
you

to the Scrimmage Sanctum.

He won't make it easy for you.

The first team to
collect their intel wins.

Any questions?

I think we understand.

DoD is a go.

We're in.

The story gives meaning to
your life,

and your life gives meaning to
the story.

In rare moments of
decision, destiny is shaped.

Future favors the bold.

The game has already begun.

Come on, these guys are
pansies.

The furry.

Hey, where'd that furry fucker
go?

Where'd he go?

Taking a step into the dark

is braver than leaping into the
light.

In other words, guys,

you'll find what you're
looking for out there.

Come on, guys.

We should split up.

What?

Split up.

Yeah!

I'm going that way.

I got this way.

Ugh.

Shh.

Hands off, dickless!

Get your ass off the floor!

Get the fuck up!

I found Furrious.

Over there.

Let's go.

Where do you fuckers think
you're going?

Come on, asshole.

Try touching me one more time!

Lights out!

Now who's your father, son?

I don't see no furry,
Calvin.

Well, he never came out.

Or this was the wrong
door.

No.

I would've seen him.

There's gotta be like a
hidden door or something.

Wait, guys.

The music.

What the hell?

Was this a setup?

Seems like a lot of trouble

to just lock us in a janitor's
closet.

That janitor, he could be on
DoD's side.

No, I don't think so.

I guess it's possible.

We don't know any of
these people, you guys.

I'm about to kick the fucking
door down.

Help!

What did you just do?

Whoa, that costume is so rad.

Oh my God, you guys.

Glow in the dark?

Boots, hit that switch again.

No way that works.

Do or do not.

There is no try.

Fuck yeah!

This is the main floor.

The 13th floor is down?

No way.

But how?

This is incredible.

More like impossible.

I think at this point,

we need to be willing to accept
anything

as a possibility.

Hey, guys!

Is it a beacon?

Too easy.

Well, maybe it's a prize
for solving the puzzle

in the janitor's closet.

Okay.

Let's say this is one of the
beacons.

That means one of us has the
chance

to unlock our abilities.

Who wants to go first?

You don't say much, do you?

You don't have to do it,
Calvin.

If anyone's gonna fall into a
trap,

I want it to be me, not you.

Not you guys.

Collectively.

We're here for you, man.

You got this.

Well, future favors the bold.

Calvin?

Calvin!

Gunns was right.

This feels incredible.

Whoa!

Calvin!

I've never felt anything like
that.

That is so cool though.

Yeah!

Get back.

Hi ho, humans,
heroes.

Welcome to Scrimmage Sanctum.

We'll answer the call,

who will take the mantle
of the real superheroes

of planet Earth?

We will!

Welcome, the
Destroyers of Destruction

versus Monster Force Zero!

I was wondering when
they were gonna show up.

I'm gonna finish what I
started, bitch.

Bring it, asshole!

A member of each
team has destroyed a beacon.

Remaining beacons are
here in Scrimmage Sanctum.

Be the first team to
destroy all the beacons

to reunite with Furrious.

Oh yeah, we got this, team.

DoD!

Which one do you think it is?

I'm gonna say Gunns.

Remember, the
first team

to gain the intel wins!

If the team annihilates the
opposition

before destroying all the
beacons...

Invalidated.

That team will
automatically

unlock their abilities and meet
Furrious.

If the contestant is
on the brink of death,

action will stop.

The loser will be eliminated
from the competition

and moved to a holding area.

You ready, gang?

Let's invalidate these
assholes!

I've heard all I need to hear.

Let's destroy these punks!

Yeah, get him, Gunns!

Woo!

Easy, bro.

Well,
that escalated quickly!

Good luck, humans.

Ammo, find the other beacons.

I'll cover you.

Be careful, Calvin.

Get your hands off me!

Fuck you, Gunns!

I'm just trying to help.

I don't need your help.

One more thing.

Kadabra unlocks her powers next.

Wait, why me?

Trust me.

You know what your
character is capable of.

I don't necessarily
agree with this decision.

I got the next one, got it?

Shut up, you guys!

Look!

Homeboy
thinks he can take us on.

He probably can.

Let me at him!

No, he's mine.

Go after the others.

Finding our beacons first
would be the better move.

I'm not gonna repeat myself!

Easy, man!

Chill.

I'm just trying to come up
with some fucking tactics.

Star Boy's blocking the path.

Then I'll just have to clear
it away!

Wait.

Do you know where we're going?

Yes.

Maybe.

Hey, you know you could talk to
us?

Are you done yet?

Come at me, bro!

Gunns Lazer, power ray blast!

Pathetic.

A.I. invalidated!

Destroyed.

Oh no.

Don't hurt yourself in
there.

Did you guys hear that?

The beacons.

I don't believe it!

The power!

It's incredible.

Hey, watch it, son!

Hey!

That beacon was mine.

We've gotta get you
to that beacon, Kadabra.

Right.

Hey, what's wrong?

Wake up.

Sorry, just overloaded here,
I...

Don't go getting a panic
attack

on me now, girl.

You're one bad bitch, you got
that?

Good.

Boots, you up for drawing Hoodie
Boy

out of the area?

Beautiful.

Kadab.

The moment you unlock your
powers,

you hit his ass with your
telekinesis, you got that?

Okay, I'll try.

Hopefully that'll keep
Boots from getting knifed.

I'm kidding.

I'm just trying to lighten the
mood.

I hate to ruin your plans.

Wait, no I'd love to.

Where's A.I.?

Rocket Boy got his ass
invalidated.

And you're next!

Go.

I got this douchebag.

But Ammo!

Stick to the plan.

Plans end here and now.

DoD!

Hey!

I just climbed all the way up
here!

Come get me down.

That was a bad idea!

Get up!

Nice prop.

Nice hit.

Gunns Lazer
invalidated!

Ammorama invalidated!

Ammo.

Fuck!

Where the fuck am I?

You're in what I think
is the penalty box.

Deep breaths.

Oh, I'm gonna vomit.

Monster Force
Zero,

you have invalidated a member

from the Destroyers of
Destruction.

One of you is now free
to return to the arena.

I feel like shit, man.

You go get those motherfuckers.

I got this.

Feel the wrath of the mighty
Final Boss!

Yetiboot
invalidated!

Whoa.

Looks like I joined the wrong
team.

Sorry.

We're not taking new members.

Quiplash
invalidated!

I feel dizzy.

I would say that's normal,
but what would I know?

I can't tell what's real
anymore.

This is.

Time for a reality check!

Final Boss
invalidated!

That was awesome.

I went for the other beacon

while you two were busy
all over each other.

Get a room.

Oh my God.

You guys are like, so badass.

Drone Bot.

How may I help
you?

Invalidate this bitch before I
do.

Hey!

Hot Babe
invalidated.

Bye, Felicia.

Boots!

Welcome back, Boots!

Destroyers
of Destruction invalidated!

Your winners, Monster Force
Zero!

I told you.

Idiots!

How did they lose?

Negative.

They might still prove
helpful to the cause.

Damn stupid humans!

Anger is a savage
boomerang.

What?

When you lose your temper, you
lose.

Best remedy for a short
temper is a long walk.

Say another trite piece
of human philosophy...

When I let go of what I am,

I become what I might be.

Do you forget all we've done
for you?

Do you forget who's keeping her
alive?

I will pull the plug myself.

Not now, not yet.

At least let me kill the
human's spouse.

He won't know anyway.

You heard me.

How's the pacer, Mr. Janitor?

In the garage, ready to go.

Thank you.

Please go and retrieve Monster
Force Zero.

Apologies, Ann.

The human annoys me.

It will never happen again.

It had better not,

or the price you will pay will
be dear.

Remember your rank and your
place.

Congratulations,
Monster Force Zero!

You have invalidated the
competition,

and in doing so, Yetiboot's
abilities have been unlocked.

Whoa!

All right!

That was so awesome!

Boots, that was awesome!

You as a team

have reached your true
potential.

Now I introduce to you,
Furrious!

There's that smell again.

On behalf of
Furrious

and the Force that has
cleared the sanctum,

I present to you, the intel!

Yeah!

Yes!

Well, ain't that
just grand?

We always enjoy when Furrious
stops by.

Okay, folks.

I want to personally
thank you for playing.

I'm your host, Drone Bot 64.

Thank you and good night,
everybody!

I mean getting this,
like, we're being recorded.

Hey!

You know, I could get
you a better copy of that.

You know, I wrote the comic,

so I could get you a new one

that doesn't look awful, if you
want.

Hop in.

Ann Unaki's expecting you.

Now that is insane!

Right?

That was insane!

You blasted a dude in space!

Guys.

Look who's here.

MF Zero.

Yay.

How are you?

Seriously?

Better than the Destroyers.

Open the case.

Impressive.

Congratulations, Monster Force
Zero.

You are now ready to proceed

to the next level of the game.

They call themselves "The
Unidentified".

Dr. Iolanda Eeche, PhDs in
biochemistry from Stanford.

Nano science, and astrophysics,
genetics from Cal Tech.

She's one of the most gifted
humans

in your history, or future.

She has developed anti-viruses
for Ebola and HIV.

She has figured the
composition of dark matter

and dark energy.

Of course, we already knew this.

Still, it is impressive.

Why do you keep
referring to us as humans?

Yeah.

Before we go any further,
who are you guys?

I am Anunnak.

Ann Unaki?

Correction, human.

Anunnak.

What is an Anunnak?

It's a being from the planet
Nebaru.

Better known as Planet X.

Ancient aliens.

Hold up.

Aliens?

All of you are aliens?

Oh, I'm human.

But I've assisted Anunnak
and Igigi for a while now.

Igigi?

Gray aliens.

So, there are others?

I'm an Igigi, satyr reptilian.

You know, Roswell, Devil's
Tower.

Devil's Tower is from
"Close Encounters".

Is it?

We traveled light
years

to stop the Unidentified from
accessing the multiverse.

We arrived too late.

They were waiting for us.

The Unidentified have pulled
some sort of organism through.

We believe he might be an Alpha
Draconian.

A Gamma Reptilian being
from the multiverse.

It could be the ender itself.

We aren't sure.

We thought we'd wiped this
wicked race

from the galaxy eons ago.

They are an aftermath to life,

more to us than any.

To smell them, look at them,
hear them,

it's toxic to us in the highest
degree.

Just see one and you die?

Paralyzed and death.

The Unidentified have no
idea what they might unleash.

Not just for the Reptilians,

but for the rest of the
multiverse.

Our ground assault failed.

We can no longer run the
risk of being detected.

This is why you are here, now.

Dr. H knows the truth
about human history,

and the truth about us.

She doesn't like it.

She's seeking to eradicate us.

She must be stopped now.

She's near completion
of the quantum computer.

Is that really so bad?

What side are you on,
human?

Bigfoot's real?

So as the relative to Yeti,

humans would exploit them.

We had helped them stay hidden.

But this Squatch betrayed us and
his kind.

Beware.

He isn't stupid.

He's evolved highly as
a survivor and hunter.

I thought you guys might like
this.

Whoa!

Cha-ching!

Right out of Ultraman.

Speaking of.

That is your body
camera and your compass.

Keep it with you at all times,

or we will not be able to help
you.

Got it.

They're here, and there's
no more time to waste.

You will use the pacer to
automatize,

as close as it's safe.

Let's buckle up.

Uh, guys.

Can we go back for my wand?

I think I left it at the hotel.

Dab, come on.

We don't have time.

Oh.

Hello there, I'm Garrett Wang.

You may remember me from
that one sci-fi series?

You know, the one with the
aliens.

Welcome.

You will be arriving at your
destination in 90 seconds.

Actually, you're already there.

But let's foster the illusion.

Human evolution was accelerated

by the Anunnaki aliens.

They came as peaceful
friends to our broken,

yet life-giving chunk of Tiamat.

All of the great mysteries of
Earth

are thanks to them, in one way
or another.

While we hominids were boosted,

we were not fully unlocked,

so our progress could be
monitored

and we could be kept safe.

These mysteries were revealed

over 6,000 years ago to
the ancient Sumerians.

The Anunnaki aligned with the
Igigi,

more commonly known as the
"Grays",

in the only known war of this
galaxy.

The Sumerians helped their
friends for the greater good

against the chaotic Alpha
Draconian Reptilians.

They were banished to the
multiverse.

We, you and I, all humans,
are of the Sumerians.

Though there are those who want
to

bring the Reptilians back.

It is time for us to
fight together once more.

Well, that's it.

Good luck on your mission,

'cause you're gonna need it.

That was all right, yeah?

I mean, I felt about 80% on
that,

but I think it's passable.

Is it the sound...

Monster Force Zero.

Your performance in the Scrimmage
Sanctum was commendable.

If you continue to work as a
team,

you will succeed in your
mission.

You're not coming with us?

I have to get back and
assist Ann Unaki in the garage.

I'm in their debt.

Sounds serious.

A.I.

You have the element of
surprise.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Let's go, guys.

I think...

We got a possible threat.

I can't make it out
completely.

Some sort of energy field
that's highly unstable.

A weapon?

What are you doing?

So much for the element of
surprise!

I had to test this thing out!

I've never fired one
of these things before.

Put that thing away.

Anunnaki are making their
move.

I'm pulling the rip cord!

No.

We don't know if we can control
it.

We can't wait to find
out.

Yes, that was always plan B.

Send in the Squatch.

Do you hear that?

Let's take it slow.

Ammo, what the hell?

I can't help it.

I have an itchy trigger finger.

You need to put that thing
away.

Fuck you, popper.

Hey!

Come on!

Both of you guys?

You're so uptight.

With our powers combined,

we can take the Unidentified.

And this baby seals the deal.

She'll be okay.

She's probably just going
through withdrawals.

You're a real piece of work.

The bitchy one's going to ruin
the plan.

Give them time.

The Destroyers are still in
the shed.

How's our team?

Struggling.

Well, there will be
moments of dysfunction,

but it'll only make them
stronger.

Or get them killed.

Hey.

Chloe.

Is everything all right?

I feel sick to my
stomach.

You don't have to hide it from
me.

The past few months just
have been really hard for me.

I didn't realize the circuit

was taking such a toll on you.

I'm not an extrovert.

Okay, like you, or Ammo.

I need time to recharge,

and I haven't really had that at
all.

Sorry, if I had known...

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's my thing.

Not anybody else's.

I didn't know, I'm sorry.

I was a part of something.

I was part of a team.

I just wanted to be near you.

I'm sorry it took three months.

Don't be sorry.

No, silly.

We're not alone.

Ammo!

Oh, fuck!

Why do you want to fight us?

We're your friends.

We're your friends.

Who are they?

Do something!

What are you doing?

Low orbit V.R. cannon.

Call Anunnaki psi-ops and rays.

You feelin' all right?

Shouldn't we be asking you?

I'm really sorry, guys.

From here on out, we
remain a team no matter what.

All right?

Right.

Enough.

This is the Unidentified?

Why do you fight for the
Anunnaki?

You're fighting on the
wrong side of history.

Sloppy born human, your stupid
apes

are still killing each other

over who has a real God.

Better than being Frankenstein
monsters

for your freaks.

Look what came out.

Janitor!

I'm not doing this anymore.

Is that so?

Then there's no reason to
keep her alive anymore.

That's what I thought.

You will do as you are told.

I think it may be time for plan
D.

These stories of destruction

are only our last resort.

Monster Force Zero can still
infiltrate

on the base of operations.

That blast will be more than
enough

to eliminate the Gamma
Reptilian.

What just happened?

Where's Squatch?

Let's get him.

This is it.

I've never seen you so
confident.

Get used to it.

You!

You are an insult to our kind.

You're a fraud.

I want a rematch, ape!

You humans are all the same.

That Sasquatch knows that
Boots

is just some dude in a suit,
right?

He is just a guy in a suit,
right?

Shh.

Enough of this crazy shit.

Take us to Dr. Eeche.

Now.

We need to talk.

No.

I don't know where the
nearest comic book store is.

She is a bit antisocial.

We're here for that.

You obviously have no idea

what you've gotten yourself
into.

We're not gonna let
you destroy our planet.

Is that what the Anunnaki told
you?

You really are a tool.

The space rex, Gamma Reptilian,

was brought here to
protect Earth from them.

All targets acquired!

Detonate!

What the hell is that thing
doing?

What have you done?

Something's coming through!

Monster Force Zero...

What is saying?

Increase to 5000 hertz.

Guys!

Better.

The Anunnaki...

10,000.

The Anunnaki, bomb, get rid of
it.

Bomb?

That thing's a bomb, get rid
of it!

He did it?

Send the Destroyers to
confirm.

Mr. Janitor, prepare the pacer.

Mr. Janitor?

Congratulations
Destroyers of Destruction!

You have been selected for a
mission.

Thanks, big guy.

)

Easy.

Yeah.

What's that?

Oh no!

It's been released.

What do we do?

Ah, it's too late to turn back
now.

Get in the car, and we'll go
right at 'em.

We don't have the coordinates!

My car!

Not so fast.

Great.

The Fantastic Fucks are here.

Seeing is believing,
says the mighty Final Boss.

Listen.

I know you guys are looking for
a rematch,

but now is not the time.

I disagree!

Now's the perfect time!

You guys...

That's a fucking monster.

We need to put our
differences aside right now,

or this thing is gonna kill all
of us.

All right, Space Boy.

Let's blast him.

No!

We need a plan.

My name's A.I.

Fine, A.I.

What the fuck do we do?

Let the Final Boss destroy
this thing!

I wouldn't do that.

Quiet, woman!

This lizard is no match
for a mighty Final Boss!

Get them to the car.

Kadabra, blast thing thing
with your cognitive powers.

I don't think it works on
astrosaurs.

Enough of this wimpy shit.

Gunns Lazer, power ray blast!

- To the car!
- To the car!

Light amplification by
stimulated emission of radiation.

The lizard has a laser?

Lasers.

The Anunnaki amassed an
army at our doorstep.

We had to let the Gamma
Reptilian through.

Have you ever heard of
mutually assured destruction?

Everybody in the forest!

They're all yours, Star Boy!

Is the pacer ready?

Ready.

Go, get out of here.

I got this.

Go!

What are you guys doing?

We're MF Zero.

A ragtag team of outcasts,
tech nerds,

and sci-fi geeks.

Scouring the globe, searching
for...

I always forget that line!

It's too long anyways.

It's coming!

What do we do?

I've been winging it since the
Sanctum.

It's hot!

Get to the front of the pacer.

Kadabra, keep the shield
on us as long as you can.

Get ready to knock its ass in.

Now, push it in!

You go around and help her.

I'll drive it right into him,

we can't afford any mistakes.

Enough!

Hey, lizard!

This bitch wants pancakes!

Get him, now!

I'm coming, honey.

MF Zero!

Where'd the Destroyers go?

You told them to run, and they
ran.

They're probably still running.

So, what now?

Monster Force Zero,

thank you for your help.

The Anunnaki will regroup,

we have to find the Gamma
Reptilian

and return it to stasis.

I'm sorry for your loss.

The Janitor was a brave man.

He'd probably say the needs of
the many

outweigh the needs of a few.

Protecting Earth has been our
mission

for centuries now.

We'll take it from here.

Centuries?

There may come a time when the
Earth

is in need of you,

and when that day comes...

We'll be ready.

You fought well.

Not bad for a bunch of humans.

I've never fought a Sasquatch
before,

but you weren't half bad
yourself.

Anyone else hungry?

Oh my God, dude!

I'm starving.

IHOP?

Now you're talking.

Hey, Boots!

When you gonna take
that mask off?