Money No Enough (1998) - full transcript
Hey, did you all read this?
This is terrible.
How can they criticize
our country like that, huh?
And can you believe this?
They burnt our flag!
Burnt our national flag.
This is totally no respect, huh?
Well, it's a good thing.
What do you mean?
This matter concerns our country.
Hey, hello.
I'm very disappointed with your attitude.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
They burn our flag, we burn their flag!
Let's do it.
To show that Singaporeans
are also very patriotic.
But you all don't understand.
This is our affair...
Are you all Singaporeans or not?
Look, the government has to--
The government asked you to drink coffee
and keep quiet, huh?
I have to go now.
Drink your coffee.
So how much did you pay for this?
Wow, that means you're stepping on
$30,000 everyday.
So how much did you pay
for the whole renovation?
Wow, so expensive.
That's right.
Hey, you're spending a lot of money.
Ninety percent of them are malnourished
and have no food...
Hey, you better eat slowly.
You know so many kids die watching TV
and eating at the same time.
Let them alone.
This is Singapore.
This is incredible.
There are people in India and Cambodia
with not enough to eat.
Your daughter's eating abalone
and she's still complaining.
I must say, us Singaporeans
are really, really lucky.
-Hello, hello.
-Rabbit?
We don't sell rabbit.
No, your boss.
Oh, David?
-David's not in now.
-Not in?
I called him, I'm Ong, to buy TV.
Oh, you are Ong?
He told me already.
You want that TV, right?
-The big, big one. Yeah.
-The big, big one.
The jumbo TV?
Yeah, jumbo, jumbo.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I'll show you.
Hello?
Is everything okay?
-Everything all right?
-Right.
Buddy, how is this one?
-Is it good enough?
-Yeah.
How much?
You're David's friend.
Other people, I give it for $6,000,
for you, I'll give $4,000.
You wanna pay by cash or card?
By instalment.
Instalment for what? Expensive.
You gotta pay the interest.
See, I buy instalment now,
I can buy four things.
If I get it by cash,
I can only buy one thing.
My logic, I want to buy
many, many, many things.
True, true.
-Okay.
-Set down.
Hey, got a free gift, huh?
It's so cheap.
How to give a free gift?
Next door, they've got free gift,
free voucher, everything free, you know?
-Give.
-Okay, I'll give you two video tapes.
Two only? Give five!
Give, give.
Give five.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, very nice bag.
Hey, can I have 30?
I use what?
-You get so many in the company.
-Take it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You took advantage of him.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, you're very lucky, you know?
The computer has selected you
to participate
in the family contest.
What's this?
You see, in Singapore,
they only chose
four families, you know?
-Are you married?
-Yeah.
You can bring your wife,
your children, participate.
What's the present?
The first prize is $100,000.
Don't forget. I'll give you the date,
you must go.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
How much is my first payment?
Okay, your first payment will be...
There.
So much.
Expensive.
GST.
GST? Actually, GST stands for what?
Goods and services tax.
No, it stands for "Go, squeeze them."
Steady.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
-Okay, okay. okay.
-Okay.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Nonsense.
It's nothing.
What's wrong with you?
Thank God I didn't go to college
or I would end up like them.
Can you sell my used car?
Just 2,000?
You're so annoying.
My God!
Hi, good morning.
Not a good morning for me.
-I am pissed off.
-Congratulations.
Mr. Chew, congratulations
on your promotion.
Okay, okay.
He is in our department.
Hey, hello.
I'm sorry, I don't really understand you.
I've been away so long,
my Mandarin isn't very good.
Oh, no problem.
You come to my department,
your Mandarin will automatically
be very good.
-Really?
-You don't believe?
Ali.
You know why you got
into our company so easily?
-Why?
-Is your surname Lee?
-Yes.
-Because...
Our company is All Lee Enterprises.
So everybody who works here
must be Lee.
-Everybody must be Lee?
-Yeah.
-Lee Xiaolong
-Hey, hi.
This is Lee Xingguo.
That girl, Lee Kishi.
Wait. I'm guessing that
definitely is not Lee.
Yes, I'm Lee also.
-He's also Lee?
-Yeah, Benga-li.
Okay, okay, everybody, meeting!
Handsome!
Jeremiah Lee!
I've been an employee since I was young...
Listen...
Ideas? But I have a lot of experience--
Good.
Hip-po-pot-amus.
Papa, it's hippopotamus.
Dad's so lousy.
Now in the society,
if you cannot speak English,
wherever you go, you will suffer...
I am very old,
I also go and learn English.
English is very important. You know?
Yes, I know.
"I will like to resign with effect..."
With affect, with effect...
With affect...
Time goes by and never returns
My past...
Okay. All debt is cleared.
Lucy!
-It's been a long time.
-I am very busy...
Be a man...
Talk is cheap.
Do your job.
Pepsi with salt.
How are you?
I'm okay. How are you?
I'm fine. What are you working for?
Okay, thanks, John.
I'll call you on your cell phone.
-Okay.
-Okay?
I will give it to you.
-Bye. Bye-bye.
-Okay.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hello.
Hello, Ong!
What happened?
Oh, God.
Hello.
Hello, Ong!
Hello.
I don't just owe you money...
That Taiwanese cheated me too.
Okay, I have to go now.
Okay, okay.
-Tell me! What happened?
-I...
Hello.
Hello, sir. How are you?
Hello.
Hello. Hello!
Big one?
Hi.
-Do you have a big one?
-What?
-Ah Bee!
-Hey, Hui.
You are rich.
Look at this gold on you.
Thank you.
Stop the nonsense.
What're you talking about?
-It's a metaphor.
-Get out!
No such word?
-Very dirty.
-Good morning.
Mr. Chew...
Where is the report you were supposed
to hand out two weeks ago?
Still writing? Let me help you.
Oh, my goodness. Spelling mistakes.
One, two, three, four...
Seven spelling mistakes!
And this is supposed to be
"is" not "was."
To make the company more affective?
It's supposed to be "effective"
not "affective."
Understand? "Effective."
I sent you to English class for what?
What? You dare call me a "ah gua."
Boss, you heard what he said?
Why did you call me a ah gua?
What about me looks like a ah gua?
My hand, my leg, my body, my face?
Keong!
Why don't you apologize?
I am sorry.
Continue to work or quit?
Continue to work or quit?
Continue to work or quit?
Hello.
Hello?
Hey, listen to me!
Then?
You have lost $120,000.
You always tell me,
"No problem, no problem."
Now, look, how did you get this figure?
-I've tried to, but--
-Okay.
I told you, work within my budget.
By hook or by crook,
you'll get it done by tonight.
-Yeah.
-Okay. Go.
Throw your mother's old shoes.
Fuck your mother, man!
May I have your certificates please?
What's this?
This is all I have...
-That's all?
-Yes.
Hello!
Hello, you there?
Stop it!
The number you call
is not getting received.
Please try again. Okay?
What happened?
You, come here.
I know.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hey, Siau, Siau, Siau. Hey.
Then I'm relieved.
Don't worry.
I already have a target.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hello.
You are such...
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, are you Mr. Chew Wah Keong?
We'd like to advise you
the delay in payment
will result in interest being added on.
Our bank has very good customer service.
We'll give you a grace period
of three days.
If you still can't settle your account,
we will hand this over
to our legal department.
We will then send you
a legal document by hand.
If you still can't settle your account,
I'm sure you'll know
what'll happen to you. Bye!
What if I fall asleep...
It's already late.
Three thousand more.
-That's all I can give.
-This car is...
If you don't want to sell, okay...
All right. I will sell it.
Food,
and one Carlsberg!
Then give me some money.
Sorry. I didn't win the lottery.
Go ahead and kill him!
It's from boss.
Ong...
Why did it end up like this?
Keong.
-Do you have CPF?
-What?
You need money?
The only thing you need is money.
Right?
Your boss keeps scolding you.
Oh, it's troublesome.
Can you please fill out the form?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Go.
-M?
-M means mother.
F is for female,
M is for male.
Stop the nonsense.
What year? What year?
Every year.
So, gentlemen, in order to make an impact,
you need a title.
Sales representative.
Wait, wait, wait. Sales rep?
Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
General Manger big or Director big?
General Manger big,
but Director also big.
Sorry, sorry. You put General Director.
-What about you?
-Give me some ideas.
Long title.
Chairman?
Cheater?
She thinks I am a cheater.
Chairman of a company.
Complaint? Cheater?
President.
President!
President.
The president of a company,
not for a country.
BTC! BTC!
No, no, no.
I don't like the Bo Tak Che.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
-I'd appreciate your help.
-No problem.
Feel free to patronize our company.
Sorry, sorry. JoJo, JoJo.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations.
What is this?
Big ego.
You're so wrong.
Is it necessary?
Oh, yes, of course.
Sure. I already helped you.
Didn't you know that?
Let me tell you,
Sorry.
Hey!
Bye-bye!
It's all about you.
Stop the nonsense.
It's bad now.
Don't be afraid.
Mr. Liang Chaohui,
according to our investigation
your three sisters are wealthy families,
so the medical fund you applied for
was not approved. Sorry.
Papa?
Let's go.
Mr. Liang Chaohui, we have tried
our best for your mother's illness.
According to our experience,
she has about three months to live.
Do your best to accept this.
Ong Ai Di.
God has mercy. God is great.
I pray to the Death.
Please go and leave.
And bless my mother.
Good things come, bad things leave.
Good things come, bad things leave.
It's so hot here.
Something bad happened.
-Really?
-Who told you this?
Hello.
Living without mother is the loneliest
Kids without mother is a disaster
It's time you grow up
Happiness is easy to find
Happiness is easy to find
Boss?
Boss, what's going on here?
Touch wood！
Mother!
Target on sight, target on sight.
They're running, they're running. Out.
I did not expect my mother's death
would've saved you.
Your burden's relieved as well now.
Go where?
Excuse me, where is...
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
A very good afternoon to you,
ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the Philips
Inter-Family Tele-match!
This is the first ever tele-match
organized just for the family.
The winner will walk away
with a cash prize
of $100,000!
We have pre-selected four lucky families
to participate in this event.
Now without further ado,
put your hands together
and welcome these four families.
Come on, teams,
you can do better than that.
Don't forget,
there's a $100,000 cash prize
you'll be winning
if you win this contest.
Let's go!
Papa, Mama!
Yes, keep it up.
Come on, Team B and C and D.
Come on!
You're playing for $100,000 in cash!
Come on!
That's it, Team A.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
Yeah!
Change.
Come.
Give that to me.
-Ong.
-Allow me.
Hello, hello.
I am in this great hurry.
I'm going to pick up
my friend at the airport.
And a very good friend.
I want my car to be polish-shining.
How long it takes?
Sorry, sir. Can I help you?
Yeah. See, I want my car
to be polished.
How long it takes?
Forty-five minutes?
Are you sure you can do it?
Okay. Three-head guarantee.
I'll pay you double
if you can do it. Do it now.
You said that? Okay, you take a seat.
Okay, let's get to work.
Hey, boss. Okay, ready.
-See?
-Let's see.
Oh, very-- You've done it
in less than 45 minutes.
Very good.
Now, I'll tell you what,
next week, I'll send my manager
to negotiate with you.
I have 100 cars to look after.
-You sure?
-Yes.
-Can you do it?
-Sure, sure.
-Okay.
-Thank you.
Thank you, thank you very much.
I officially appoint you
sole distributor
for Autoglym in South East Asia.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
"Just like the icing on the cake."
Men who are lost
Take it.
You all start to sing.
This is terrible.
How can they criticize
our country like that, huh?
And can you believe this?
They burnt our flag!
Burnt our national flag.
This is totally no respect, huh?
Well, it's a good thing.
What do you mean?
This matter concerns our country.
Hey, hello.
I'm very disappointed with your attitude.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
They burn our flag, we burn their flag!
Let's do it.
To show that Singaporeans
are also very patriotic.
But you all don't understand.
This is our affair...
Are you all Singaporeans or not?
Look, the government has to--
The government asked you to drink coffee
and keep quiet, huh?
I have to go now.
Drink your coffee.
So how much did you pay for this?
Wow, that means you're stepping on
$30,000 everyday.
So how much did you pay
for the whole renovation?
Wow, so expensive.
That's right.
Hey, you're spending a lot of money.
Ninety percent of them are malnourished
and have no food...
Hey, you better eat slowly.
You know so many kids die watching TV
and eating at the same time.
Let them alone.
This is Singapore.
This is incredible.
There are people in India and Cambodia
with not enough to eat.
Your daughter's eating abalone
and she's still complaining.
I must say, us Singaporeans
are really, really lucky.
-Hello, hello.
-Rabbit?
We don't sell rabbit.
No, your boss.
Oh, David?
-David's not in now.
-Not in?
I called him, I'm Ong, to buy TV.
Oh, you are Ong?
He told me already.
You want that TV, right?
-The big, big one. Yeah.
-The big, big one.
The jumbo TV?
Yeah, jumbo, jumbo.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I'll show you.
Hello?
Is everything okay?
-Everything all right?
-Right.
Buddy, how is this one?
-Is it good enough?
-Yeah.
How much?
You're David's friend.
Other people, I give it for $6,000,
for you, I'll give $4,000.
You wanna pay by cash or card?
By instalment.
Instalment for what? Expensive.
You gotta pay the interest.
See, I buy instalment now,
I can buy four things.
If I get it by cash,
I can only buy one thing.
My logic, I want to buy
many, many, many things.
True, true.
-Okay.
-Set down.
Hey, got a free gift, huh?
It's so cheap.
How to give a free gift?
Next door, they've got free gift,
free voucher, everything free, you know?
-Give.
-Okay, I'll give you two video tapes.
Two only? Give five!
Give, give.
Give five.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, very nice bag.
Hey, can I have 30?
I use what?
-You get so many in the company.
-Take it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You took advantage of him.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, you're very lucky, you know?
The computer has selected you
to participate
in the family contest.
What's this?
You see, in Singapore,
they only chose
four families, you know?
-Are you married?
-Yeah.
You can bring your wife,
your children, participate.
What's the present?
The first prize is $100,000.
Don't forget. I'll give you the date,
you must go.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
How much is my first payment?
Okay, your first payment will be...
There.
So much.
Expensive.
GST.
GST? Actually, GST stands for what?
Goods and services tax.
No, it stands for "Go, squeeze them."
Steady.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
-Okay, okay. okay.
-Okay.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Nonsense.
It's nothing.
What's wrong with you?
Thank God I didn't go to college
or I would end up like them.
Can you sell my used car?
Just 2,000?
You're so annoying.
My God!
Hi, good morning.
Not a good morning for me.
-I am pissed off.
-Congratulations.
Mr. Chew, congratulations
on your promotion.
Okay, okay.
He is in our department.
Hey, hello.
I'm sorry, I don't really understand you.
I've been away so long,
my Mandarin isn't very good.
Oh, no problem.
You come to my department,
your Mandarin will automatically
be very good.
-Really?
-You don't believe?
Ali.
You know why you got
into our company so easily?
-Why?
-Is your surname Lee?
-Yes.
-Because...
Our company is All Lee Enterprises.
So everybody who works here
must be Lee.
-Everybody must be Lee?
-Yeah.
-Lee Xiaolong
-Hey, hi.
This is Lee Xingguo.
That girl, Lee Kishi.
Wait. I'm guessing that
definitely is not Lee.
Yes, I'm Lee also.
-He's also Lee?
-Yeah, Benga-li.
Okay, okay, everybody, meeting!
Handsome!
Jeremiah Lee!
I've been an employee since I was young...
Listen...
Ideas? But I have a lot of experience--
Good.
Hip-po-pot-amus.
Papa, it's hippopotamus.
Dad's so lousy.
Now in the society,
if you cannot speak English,
wherever you go, you will suffer...
I am very old,
I also go and learn English.
English is very important. You know?
Yes, I know.
"I will like to resign with effect..."
With affect, with effect...
With affect...
Time goes by and never returns
My past...
Okay. All debt is cleared.
Lucy!
-It's been a long time.
-I am very busy...
Be a man...
Talk is cheap.
Do your job.
Pepsi with salt.
How are you?
I'm okay. How are you?
I'm fine. What are you working for?
Okay, thanks, John.
I'll call you on your cell phone.
-Okay.
-Okay?
I will give it to you.
-Bye. Bye-bye.
-Okay.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hello.
Hello, Ong!
What happened?
Oh, God.
Hello.
Hello, Ong!
Hello.
I don't just owe you money...
That Taiwanese cheated me too.
Okay, I have to go now.
Okay, okay.
-Tell me! What happened?
-I...
Hello.
Hello, sir. How are you?
Hello.
Hello. Hello!
Big one?
Hi.
-Do you have a big one?
-What?
-Ah Bee!
-Hey, Hui.
You are rich.
Look at this gold on you.
Thank you.
Stop the nonsense.
What're you talking about?
-It's a metaphor.
-Get out!
No such word?
-Very dirty.
-Good morning.
Mr. Chew...
Where is the report you were supposed
to hand out two weeks ago?
Still writing? Let me help you.
Oh, my goodness. Spelling mistakes.
One, two, three, four...
Seven spelling mistakes!
And this is supposed to be
"is" not "was."
To make the company more affective?
It's supposed to be "effective"
not "affective."
Understand? "Effective."
I sent you to English class for what?
What? You dare call me a "ah gua."
Boss, you heard what he said?
Why did you call me a ah gua?
What about me looks like a ah gua?
My hand, my leg, my body, my face?
Keong!
Why don't you apologize?
I am sorry.
Continue to work or quit?
Continue to work or quit?
Continue to work or quit?
Hello.
Hello?
Hey, listen to me!
Then?
You have lost $120,000.
You always tell me,
"No problem, no problem."
Now, look, how did you get this figure?
-I've tried to, but--
-Okay.
I told you, work within my budget.
By hook or by crook,
you'll get it done by tonight.
-Yeah.
-Okay. Go.
Throw your mother's old shoes.
Fuck your mother, man!
May I have your certificates please?
What's this?
This is all I have...
-That's all?
-Yes.
Hello!
Hello, you there?
Stop it!
The number you call
is not getting received.
Please try again. Okay?
What happened?
You, come here.
I know.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hey, Siau, Siau, Siau. Hey.
Then I'm relieved.
Don't worry.
I already have a target.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Hello.
You are such...
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, are you Mr. Chew Wah Keong?
We'd like to advise you
the delay in payment
will result in interest being added on.
Our bank has very good customer service.
We'll give you a grace period
of three days.
If you still can't settle your account,
we will hand this over
to our legal department.
We will then send you
a legal document by hand.
If you still can't settle your account,
I'm sure you'll know
what'll happen to you. Bye!
What if I fall asleep...
It's already late.
Three thousand more.
-That's all I can give.
-This car is...
If you don't want to sell, okay...
All right. I will sell it.
Food,
and one Carlsberg!
Then give me some money.
Sorry. I didn't win the lottery.
Go ahead and kill him!
It's from boss.
Ong...
Why did it end up like this?
Keong.
-Do you have CPF?
-What?
You need money?
The only thing you need is money.
Right?
Your boss keeps scolding you.
Oh, it's troublesome.
Can you please fill out the form?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Go.
-M?
-M means mother.
F is for female,
M is for male.
Stop the nonsense.
What year? What year?
Every year.
So, gentlemen, in order to make an impact,
you need a title.
Sales representative.
Wait, wait, wait. Sales rep?
Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
General Manger big or Director big?
General Manger big,
but Director also big.
Sorry, sorry. You put General Director.
-What about you?
-Give me some ideas.
Long title.
Chairman?
Cheater?
She thinks I am a cheater.
Chairman of a company.
Complaint? Cheater?
President.
President!
President.
The president of a company,
not for a country.
BTC! BTC!
No, no, no.
I don't like the Bo Tak Che.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
-I'd appreciate your help.
-No problem.
Feel free to patronize our company.
Sorry, sorry. JoJo, JoJo.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations.
What is this?
Big ego.
You're so wrong.
Is it necessary?
Oh, yes, of course.
Sure. I already helped you.
Didn't you know that?
Let me tell you,
Sorry.
Hey!
Bye-bye!
It's all about you.
Stop the nonsense.
It's bad now.
Don't be afraid.
Mr. Liang Chaohui,
according to our investigation
your three sisters are wealthy families,
so the medical fund you applied for
was not approved. Sorry.
Papa?
Let's go.
Mr. Liang Chaohui, we have tried
our best for your mother's illness.
According to our experience,
she has about three months to live.
Do your best to accept this.
Ong Ai Di.
God has mercy. God is great.
I pray to the Death.
Please go and leave.
And bless my mother.
Good things come, bad things leave.
Good things come, bad things leave.
It's so hot here.
Something bad happened.
-Really?
-Who told you this?
Hello.
Living without mother is the loneliest
Kids without mother is a disaster
It's time you grow up
Happiness is easy to find
Happiness is easy to find
Boss?
Boss, what's going on here?
Touch wood！
Mother!
Target on sight, target on sight.
They're running, they're running. Out.
I did not expect my mother's death
would've saved you.
Your burden's relieved as well now.
Go where?
Excuse me, where is...
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
A very good afternoon to you,
ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the Philips
Inter-Family Tele-match!
This is the first ever tele-match
organized just for the family.
The winner will walk away
with a cash prize
of $100,000!
We have pre-selected four lucky families
to participate in this event.
Now without further ado,
put your hands together
and welcome these four families.
Come on, teams,
you can do better than that.
Don't forget,
there's a $100,000 cash prize
you'll be winning
if you win this contest.
Let's go!
Papa, Mama!
Yes, keep it up.
Come on, Team B and C and D.
Come on!
You're playing for $100,000 in cash!
Come on!
That's it, Team A.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
Yeah!
Change.
Come.
Give that to me.
-Ong.
-Allow me.
Hello, hello.
I am in this great hurry.
I'm going to pick up
my friend at the airport.
And a very good friend.
I want my car to be polish-shining.
How long it takes?
Sorry, sir. Can I help you?
Yeah. See, I want my car
to be polished.
How long it takes?
Forty-five minutes?
Are you sure you can do it?
Okay. Three-head guarantee.
I'll pay you double
if you can do it. Do it now.
You said that? Okay, you take a seat.
Okay, let's get to work.
Hey, boss. Okay, ready.
-See?
-Let's see.
Oh, very-- You've done it
in less than 45 minutes.
Very good.
Now, I'll tell you what,
next week, I'll send my manager
to negotiate with you.
I have 100 cars to look after.
-You sure?
-Yes.
-Can you do it?
-Sure, sure.
-Okay.
-Thank you.
Thank you, thank you very much.
I officially appoint you
sole distributor
for Autoglym in South East Asia.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
"Just like the icing on the cake."
Men who are lost
Take it.
You all start to sing.