Money Crazy (1977) - full transcript
Ducky is hired by Rich Chen to transport the "diamonds" he stole from Uncle Pai Mary. Uncles Tough Guy and Mary would like to get the diamond from Ducky, so they volunteer to relieve Ducky of his responsibility.
Your drink, boss
Cigarette, boss
And now
A report on the 101st
Mark 6 lottery
After the last lottery
The jackpot stands at $5, 037, 625
The investments on this
Tottery total $20, 000, 000
- The first prize will come
- It's been a long time
-close to $7, 000, 000
- It's all inclusive this time
- The winning numbers are
- Still no luck?
2,3,4,1,86, 8,
and 12
- And that ends
- I got them all
the Mark 6 report
Congratulations Boss
Luck comes along with wealth
It's so hard not to win
I lost again
Something's biting
- Can you give me half the money?
- No
Don't grab so hard
You'll strangle me
I don't want to lose you
He's dead
Where's the ticket?
You are so ruthless
I'll say some rosaries for him
Let's split what you got
You Win
There's too much money in this world
One can't earn them all
Why don't we
go into partnership?
I don't want to run the risk
Our birth signs may not match
Such cheap stuff for a rich man
Hey
that's my life
The numbers are all washed away
Don't you think that's too much?
For every winner there has to be a loser
A bonus for me?
Only $200 after all my risks?
You expect the boss to kiss you?
Now forget about coming to work tomorrow
You've been replaced
Where does this come from?
That's outrageous
Don't get mad, Mr. Chen
You got rich because of your wife
If she sees this photo
God help you
Alright, how much do you want?
Whatever your conscience says
You got some nerve
Money is what I have
Nobody but you dare to touch me
Here's several thousand dollars
Thanks, boss
And the negatives?
How come there are two?
You're having me bad
A moustached man
just ripped me off
Check him out and call me back
I'm unemployed again
Rich Chen, wealth unknown
His name tells me he's rich
How did this happen?
Why so late?
That's no reason for
pulling tricks on me
I haven't
What do you want? Kidnap?
We just want some money
I'll call the police
Tie him up
Hold it
Good boy, nosy
How was our performance?
You overacted
Thanks, boss
Let's go
Don't run.
Hey, let them go
What's your name
My name is Poison
I think you should hire a bodyguard
You're right.
I like your style
Come work for me
You'll be well paid, OK?
Thanks, boss
Hit on this side too, boss
Hey, Dragon Private
Investigation Agency, speaking
Can you speak louder please?
Hold on a second please
Hey, keep your voices down
Oh, it's Mr. Chen, I'm sorry
Too many clients these days
Can I help you?
Right away?
But I've an appointment
What?
It's urgent?
Alright, I'll cancel my appointment
Be right there
Rich Chen wants to hire me?
That's strange
You're sure it's him
We've spent $5000 in pinning him down
His moustache is like a knife
Specialized in cutting rich men
He must be the man
Let's see who wins this time
Cigar, sir
Let me try it first
Trying to kill my boss
Why did you do that?
He didn't give me a raise
A boss shouldn't give raises often
When one's too rich, people have funny ideas
Like kidnap, murder,
going on strike
Not me, boss.
I'm very faithful
- Really? Really?
- Sure.
Thanks, boss
Good, perseverance is what makes a tough man
- Keep up the good work
- Yes, boss
Sorry
Oh, I'm sorry
What's wrong with you?
I knew right way you weren't a maid
No maid wears such nice underskirt
You're crazy
Guess what my line is
Oh, what soft hands!
I know what you're doing
Mantling a bomb, right?
None of your business
With those wires, it has to be a bomb
I know because I'm a private eye
Miss, I...
You come to borrow money, right?
No, I have an appointment with Mr. Chen
Go in then
It's a small world
I risked my life getting this job
Don't you blow it for me
I want half of whatever you get
Let's make it forty-sixty
I know all your dirty tricks
You want me to tell your boss?
You're not that straight either
- Fifty. fifty...Fifty-fifty
- Forty-sixty...
Sit down
Mr. Chen, I...Don't bother
I know all about you
What do you want to see me about
I've a problem that needs help
Sometimes one can't
even trust one's wife
- You're right. I like your style
- My problem is...Hey...
Stop doing your sexy act
I pay you $5000 a month
But not for putting on shows
$500 an hour if you talk nonsense
Only half if you talk business
I want you to bring something to a customer
Three? That many?
All multicarats
Here's the address,
and half your pay
You really trust me?
Who dares to cross Rich Chen
in this city?
True. I'll see you then
Take the box with you
That thing's too conspicuous to carry around
Just don't worry, I'm a magician
Really?
Oh, here they are
Finished playing?
Oh, yes. I'm leaving
- Forty-sixty...
- Fifty-fifty...
That man cannot be trusted
Should I put a tail on him?
Yes, go ahead
Move it
haven't I seen this underskirt before?
Where are the diamonds?
Diamonds? What diamonds?
Those three that Chen gave you
You resembles my mother when you're mad
- Stop him!
- Search him!
Guns are too dangerous for girls
Come on, hand them over
Stop messing around, I'll give you 50%
Who wants your 50%7?
They're paste diamonds
She must be crying so hard for something
Guess what, Shakespeare once said:
Women shed a first teardrop of ambiguity
If his are really words of truth
People don't have to pray anymore
Stop crying, miss. Cheer up
Perhaps what Shakespeare said is true
It's all you two's fault
We've been working on it for days
It turned out to be simulated diamonds
We aren't the ones who set you up
Then who is?
Rich Chen
He even sent a hit man to kill you
Really?
But why me too?
You ripped him off once
What are you doing?
Under such circumstances
Chen's not going to let us go
We'd rather follow you
I have given the three
fake diamonds to a private detective
Lure the Uncle's people out
Then he instructed Ping to kill them one by one
Awesome, Boss
It's hard to be a good person in the world
Good people got loss
That's right, Boss
Will you stop flirting with me?
But that's love at first sight
Shakespeare had also said
Love at first sight means trouble
He's Ignorant
Is he a genius?
Uncle, we lost again
I used to count money everyday
Now all there to be counted are leaves
Don't worry, uncle
I'll get your diamonds back
Chen cheated me
But of my family diamonds also
Uncle
Why are you calling me uncle?
Who's he?
I don't know
I'm her boyfriend
That's not true
She's pretty grouchy
- I'll get used to it
- Good
Who is this then?
He's my partner
Wait a minute
I ain't partner to a ruthless man like you
Our birth signs may not match
But we can help each other out
Don't worry uncle, my partner and I
Will get your diamonds back
Right
Hey, you can walk
I've been paralysed for more than 10 years
Your promise heals better than medicine
Here's the man you must marry
But if he can't get the diamonds back
You should think it over again
Get up
Get up
Don't just call anybody uncle from now on
Boss
What happened to Ping?
- Like this
- What? All banged up?
Stupid. Who can I trust now?
I told you they're no good
My cousin will come to help you
He's here?
He just graduated from Shaolin
Really?
Fantastic
Boss
You got a lot of toys
To locate Chen's diamonds
We have to eavesdrop
I was a private eye too
Why did you quit?
I couldn't make enough money
So I became a professional bootlicker
Sometimes the tips are enough to live on
Intelligence is what makes one rich
Weren't I corrupt, I'd be an inspector now
I promised my father
will get rich this year
But all I've had is bad luck
How can one get rich
By being a bootlicker like you?
You think I like it?
If only I could do otherwise
Will beat 10 Rich Chens easily
The two of us together
Well? Partners?
What...are you doing?
They say brandy makes hair grow
So I use it all over my body
See how nice my moustache comes out?
You drank it?
- What will happen?
- You'll have a hairy stomach
Where did you place the mike?
You said anywhere on the car
Who's that? What an awful song!
Calling HQ, over. Calling HQ, over
Go ahead, over
I'm approaching the front line now
But I'm going to catch a cold
You think war is an easy game?
I want a present, boss
I'll buy you a leather coat
I don't use clothes
What do you like then?
Diamonds
After I'm finished with the Uncle gang.
I'll give you one...
Where are your diamonds? Can I see them?
No, their whereabouts is top secret
What are you doing here?
The 8877 squad is launching a mock attack
Hey, Poison, what's up?
Wow, it's beautiful.
- Hey, what's inside the box?
- Muck-worms
- How's it?
- Don't ask
- Stop drinking, come to bed
- Coming
Will someone steal your diamonds?
Don't worry, I only trust myself
They're all here
You're so smart
I had some devices
installed in this room I'll show you
I can't stand it
- I can't stand it
- There's another device
Stop it, please
These noises alone
Will scare any robber who breaks in
They're also monitored by the police
Hello, Chen here
This is the police, what happened?
Nothing, I was just playing
Testing to see if the alarm system works
You must be a nut
Where's the maid?
Don't get carried away, don't play with life
This cellar's used by
the Japanese during the War
Many were tortured to death here
Where are the Uncle gang hiding?
I won't tell you
Dude, of course you won't
talk about it if you're dead
But I'm young, why make it hard for us?
You're so unfaithful. I won't tell you
Still so stubborn?
Still so stubborn?
Be smart and tell me
I won't tell you
Why are you so good to uncle?
I'm an orphan, he brought me up
No wonder you help him so much
I'll do anything for him
Anything?
Have you two...
What are you talking about?
A Rose for the diligent gardener
- Thanks, uncle
- Don't mention it
Just finish that side too
Yes, sure
That 3 diamonds of uncle's
How did Chen get them?
Uncle may be weird, but he's kind
Yet he indulged in gambling and trusting people
Chen was actually his godson
Really?
Chen exploited uncle's weaknesses
And gambled with him often
Unfortunately Chen's a swindler
So uncle lost all his money
Full house
Wait a minute
No wonder uncle's psychologically unstable
What happened afterwards?
Uncle went broke
he had to sell his diamonds
Chen brought along a foreign buyer
Who offered a very high price
Trusting them, uncle brought his diamonds
I'll go to the bank right now
Be back to pay you in 30 minutes
Is he really coming back?
I think so. But if you're worried
Why don't you put the diamonds in the safe?
And wait until he comes back
That's the safest, isn't it?
You're right
You'll keep the key
Excuse me, I've to go to the bathroom
Sure
Years later we found out that
the buyer was Chen's accomplice
But we had no evidence
Uncle got so mad that he's paralysed
Are you really going to help me?
I'll suffer anything for you
Chen may be ruthless and tough
But I ain't stupid either
Freeze, Move it, Kneel
- How did you come up here?
- There's a ladder there
Look out
Get me up
Robber
I'll kill you
Diamonds!
Out! Help!
You're
crazy!
This way!
You and your plots! Now what?
We'll figure out some other ways
Count me out
Everything is pre-destined by Fate
Paste?
Yes, I toy with it so I won't feel so bad
Just like a genuine one
Paste diamonds can be made perfect
But genuine ones may have flaws
Really?
What's it?
What's it?
Not everything is pre-destined
If I run into that clown again
I'll skin him
Perhaps he'll do that to you
Before you can even touch him
Forget it boss
You still have your diamonds
Hello,
Chen here It's for you
Sorry about last night, Mr. Chen?
You dare to call?
Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?
Stop growling
- You get your diamonds back, right?
- Yes, what's?
However, forgery flourishes in this world
There are false teeth as well as wigs
Have you ever suspected that
your diamonds are paste?
You're crazy, mine are genuine
You don't believe me?
Do you know one of your diamonds is flawed?
Take a look yourself
Hey, what is his response?
It's true
Only paste diamonds can be flawed
Genuine ones should be perfect, right?
How do you know?
I stole your 3 genuine diamonds
And replaced them with paste ones
Is he convinced?
How do I know?
Call Liu Fu.
Tell him to come examine my diamonds
this diamond is the best, trust me
Hello, this is he
Mr. Chen wants me? I'll be right there
Where's Chen's Finance Co.?
Make 2 left turns and you'll find a corridor
Then make 2 right turns
And you'll find another corridor.
It's right there
- Who are you?
- Liu Fu
Come here, Mr. Liu
What's so urgent, Mr. Chen?
Someone said these diamonds are paste
Paste?
What did the man say?
He said genuine diamonds should be perfect
This one of mine is flawed
You think it's paste
That man's a fool
Genuine diamonds can be flawed
Only paste ones can be perfect
You got 3 genuine diamonds here
You're not kidding, are you
Could I? We're old friends
- That's right.
- Of course it is
- Look, I'm very busy.
- I've got to go
The private eye cannot cheat me
I seemed to see that guy's trick before
Shit, it's wrong
That's Liu Fu is fake. Get them
Hey, call police quickly
- You run there, let's go
- What do you want to do
Don't be silly anymore
How are you
No need to talk anymore, Mr. Chen
That guy asked me turn overall, I felt dizzy
But cheated me my cloths also
Don't talk anymore, get them
Didn't you want to see me, Mr. Chen?
Let's go
That was an outstanding performance
If I won't make it in this line.
I'll try to be a star
Frankly speaking.
If we return the diamonds to uncle
We'd have gained nothing
One has to think for oneself too
You're great
Then how could I lose my diamonds?
I've summoned three friends.
We'll get the diamonds back
Where are they?
That's the game of today's hit men?
They're educated overseas
Boss
- How are you, Mr. Chen
- Nice to see you
Made any good deals lately?
Small transactions, nothing big
I come to ask about your diamonds.
You still have them?
Why?
I met an old diamonds to him
If we sell your diamonds to him
He'll pay more than 10 millions
We can then split the money
I won't make much of a profit
Alright, I'll buy them for 9 millions
That should be enough profit for you
Not really
Can't you trust an old partner?
Of course I can, come back in 2 days
I like friends like you
Goodbye
But we've lost the diamonds, boss
I need you to tell me that?
9 millions and yet I can't make a move
Hello,
hold on. It's for you
You want your diamonds back
I must say you've got the nerve
You too
How about 2 millions for ransom?
Are you crazy? 2 millions
That's how many pieces. I want to cut you up
So you don't want the diamonds back?
Of course I do, they're my diamonds
If you can cut it by half
No
Don't be so stubborn, young man.
Surely we can negotiate
Let me think awhile
If I give him 2 millions
still have 7 millions
It's a deal
Here do we do it?
Tomorrow afternoon at Pig Hill
Don't you have any funny ideas
Would I do anything like that?
I trust you
- How was it?
- All set
I can give you the money. But you'll be dead
Here's the money?
And the diamonds?
No tricks now
Good morning, sir
How are you, sir?
Told you I'm not getting married today
My mother said it's a lucky day
Don't let them run away
Get out!
Here's the money?
Life is more important
It feels so good
Wow, 18 bronze people!
- Let's take him
- You go first
I'm handicapped, you go first
Don't let them run away
It feels so good
Go!
You go first
It's your turn
Go!
Iron Skull
Achillean Feat
Invulnerable Thighs
Throat Lock
Where did you learn that move
I've seen many Kung Fu movies
Where's the money?
We risked our lives and yet for nothing
You old bastard,
Trespassing my place
Finish the woodchopping or I'll chop you up
How are you
Thanks
I like friends like you
- Likewise here
- Goodbye
What are you doing?
Don't burn the money
Take a look yourself
What's wrong?
They all have the same number on them
So that's Chen's answer to our tricks
Perhaps it's true. That fate pre-destines...
No, it's not true
I discovered that for the sake of money
One can lose many friends
And gain nothing meaningful
Here's yours,
and here's yours
What about me?
- You and I share one
- Thanks
Like this
Come with me and I'll tell you
Not me, don't come near
Don't run, wait for me
Where shall we spend our honeymoon?
You tell me
All beds are the same
Cigarette, boss
And now
A report on the 101st
Mark 6 lottery
After the last lottery
The jackpot stands at $5, 037, 625
The investments on this
Tottery total $20, 000, 000
- The first prize will come
- It's been a long time
-close to $7, 000, 000
- It's all inclusive this time
- The winning numbers are
- Still no luck?
2,3,4,1,86, 8,
and 12
- And that ends
- I got them all
the Mark 6 report
Congratulations Boss
Luck comes along with wealth
It's so hard not to win
I lost again
Something's biting
- Can you give me half the money?
- No
Don't grab so hard
You'll strangle me
I don't want to lose you
He's dead
Where's the ticket?
You are so ruthless
I'll say some rosaries for him
Let's split what you got
You Win
There's too much money in this world
One can't earn them all
Why don't we
go into partnership?
I don't want to run the risk
Our birth signs may not match
Such cheap stuff for a rich man
Hey
that's my life
The numbers are all washed away
Don't you think that's too much?
For every winner there has to be a loser
A bonus for me?
Only $200 after all my risks?
You expect the boss to kiss you?
Now forget about coming to work tomorrow
You've been replaced
Where does this come from?
That's outrageous
Don't get mad, Mr. Chen
You got rich because of your wife
If she sees this photo
God help you
Alright, how much do you want?
Whatever your conscience says
You got some nerve
Money is what I have
Nobody but you dare to touch me
Here's several thousand dollars
Thanks, boss
And the negatives?
How come there are two?
You're having me bad
A moustached man
just ripped me off
Check him out and call me back
I'm unemployed again
Rich Chen, wealth unknown
His name tells me he's rich
How did this happen?
Why so late?
That's no reason for
pulling tricks on me
I haven't
What do you want? Kidnap?
We just want some money
I'll call the police
Tie him up
Hold it
Good boy, nosy
How was our performance?
You overacted
Thanks, boss
Let's go
Don't run.
Hey, let them go
What's your name
My name is Poison
I think you should hire a bodyguard
You're right.
I like your style
Come work for me
You'll be well paid, OK?
Thanks, boss
Hit on this side too, boss
Hey, Dragon Private
Investigation Agency, speaking
Can you speak louder please?
Hold on a second please
Hey, keep your voices down
Oh, it's Mr. Chen, I'm sorry
Too many clients these days
Can I help you?
Right away?
But I've an appointment
What?
It's urgent?
Alright, I'll cancel my appointment
Be right there
Rich Chen wants to hire me?
That's strange
You're sure it's him
We've spent $5000 in pinning him down
His moustache is like a knife
Specialized in cutting rich men
He must be the man
Let's see who wins this time
Cigar, sir
Let me try it first
Trying to kill my boss
Why did you do that?
He didn't give me a raise
A boss shouldn't give raises often
When one's too rich, people have funny ideas
Like kidnap, murder,
going on strike
Not me, boss.
I'm very faithful
- Really? Really?
- Sure.
Thanks, boss
Good, perseverance is what makes a tough man
- Keep up the good work
- Yes, boss
Sorry
Oh, I'm sorry
What's wrong with you?
I knew right way you weren't a maid
No maid wears such nice underskirt
You're crazy
Guess what my line is
Oh, what soft hands!
I know what you're doing
Mantling a bomb, right?
None of your business
With those wires, it has to be a bomb
I know because I'm a private eye
Miss, I...
You come to borrow money, right?
No, I have an appointment with Mr. Chen
Go in then
It's a small world
I risked my life getting this job
Don't you blow it for me
I want half of whatever you get
Let's make it forty-sixty
I know all your dirty tricks
You want me to tell your boss?
You're not that straight either
- Fifty. fifty...Fifty-fifty
- Forty-sixty...
Sit down
Mr. Chen, I...Don't bother
I know all about you
What do you want to see me about
I've a problem that needs help
Sometimes one can't
even trust one's wife
- You're right. I like your style
- My problem is...Hey...
Stop doing your sexy act
I pay you $5000 a month
But not for putting on shows
$500 an hour if you talk nonsense
Only half if you talk business
I want you to bring something to a customer
Three? That many?
All multicarats
Here's the address,
and half your pay
You really trust me?
Who dares to cross Rich Chen
in this city?
True. I'll see you then
Take the box with you
That thing's too conspicuous to carry around
Just don't worry, I'm a magician
Really?
Oh, here they are
Finished playing?
Oh, yes. I'm leaving
- Forty-sixty...
- Fifty-fifty...
That man cannot be trusted
Should I put a tail on him?
Yes, go ahead
Move it
haven't I seen this underskirt before?
Where are the diamonds?
Diamonds? What diamonds?
Those three that Chen gave you
You resembles my mother when you're mad
- Stop him!
- Search him!
Guns are too dangerous for girls
Come on, hand them over
Stop messing around, I'll give you 50%
Who wants your 50%7?
They're paste diamonds
She must be crying so hard for something
Guess what, Shakespeare once said:
Women shed a first teardrop of ambiguity
If his are really words of truth
People don't have to pray anymore
Stop crying, miss. Cheer up
Perhaps what Shakespeare said is true
It's all you two's fault
We've been working on it for days
It turned out to be simulated diamonds
We aren't the ones who set you up
Then who is?
Rich Chen
He even sent a hit man to kill you
Really?
But why me too?
You ripped him off once
What are you doing?
Under such circumstances
Chen's not going to let us go
We'd rather follow you
I have given the three
fake diamonds to a private detective
Lure the Uncle's people out
Then he instructed Ping to kill them one by one
Awesome, Boss
It's hard to be a good person in the world
Good people got loss
That's right, Boss
Will you stop flirting with me?
But that's love at first sight
Shakespeare had also said
Love at first sight means trouble
He's Ignorant
Is he a genius?
Uncle, we lost again
I used to count money everyday
Now all there to be counted are leaves
Don't worry, uncle
I'll get your diamonds back
Chen cheated me
But of my family diamonds also
Uncle
Why are you calling me uncle?
Who's he?
I don't know
I'm her boyfriend
That's not true
She's pretty grouchy
- I'll get used to it
- Good
Who is this then?
He's my partner
Wait a minute
I ain't partner to a ruthless man like you
Our birth signs may not match
But we can help each other out
Don't worry uncle, my partner and I
Will get your diamonds back
Right
Hey, you can walk
I've been paralysed for more than 10 years
Your promise heals better than medicine
Here's the man you must marry
But if he can't get the diamonds back
You should think it over again
Get up
Get up
Don't just call anybody uncle from now on
Boss
What happened to Ping?
- Like this
- What? All banged up?
Stupid. Who can I trust now?
I told you they're no good
My cousin will come to help you
He's here?
He just graduated from Shaolin
Really?
Fantastic
Boss
You got a lot of toys
To locate Chen's diamonds
We have to eavesdrop
I was a private eye too
Why did you quit?
I couldn't make enough money
So I became a professional bootlicker
Sometimes the tips are enough to live on
Intelligence is what makes one rich
Weren't I corrupt, I'd be an inspector now
I promised my father
will get rich this year
But all I've had is bad luck
How can one get rich
By being a bootlicker like you?
You think I like it?
If only I could do otherwise
Will beat 10 Rich Chens easily
The two of us together
Well? Partners?
What...are you doing?
They say brandy makes hair grow
So I use it all over my body
See how nice my moustache comes out?
You drank it?
- What will happen?
- You'll have a hairy stomach
Where did you place the mike?
You said anywhere on the car
Who's that? What an awful song!
Calling HQ, over. Calling HQ, over
Go ahead, over
I'm approaching the front line now
But I'm going to catch a cold
You think war is an easy game?
I want a present, boss
I'll buy you a leather coat
I don't use clothes
What do you like then?
Diamonds
After I'm finished with the Uncle gang.
I'll give you one...
Where are your diamonds? Can I see them?
No, their whereabouts is top secret
What are you doing here?
The 8877 squad is launching a mock attack
Hey, Poison, what's up?
Wow, it's beautiful.
- Hey, what's inside the box?
- Muck-worms
- How's it?
- Don't ask
- Stop drinking, come to bed
- Coming
Will someone steal your diamonds?
Don't worry, I only trust myself
They're all here
You're so smart
I had some devices
installed in this room I'll show you
I can't stand it
- I can't stand it
- There's another device
Stop it, please
These noises alone
Will scare any robber who breaks in
They're also monitored by the police
Hello, Chen here
This is the police, what happened?
Nothing, I was just playing
Testing to see if the alarm system works
You must be a nut
Where's the maid?
Don't get carried away, don't play with life
This cellar's used by
the Japanese during the War
Many were tortured to death here
Where are the Uncle gang hiding?
I won't tell you
Dude, of course you won't
talk about it if you're dead
But I'm young, why make it hard for us?
You're so unfaithful. I won't tell you
Still so stubborn?
Still so stubborn?
Be smart and tell me
I won't tell you
Why are you so good to uncle?
I'm an orphan, he brought me up
No wonder you help him so much
I'll do anything for him
Anything?
Have you two...
What are you talking about?
A Rose for the diligent gardener
- Thanks, uncle
- Don't mention it
Just finish that side too
Yes, sure
That 3 diamonds of uncle's
How did Chen get them?
Uncle may be weird, but he's kind
Yet he indulged in gambling and trusting people
Chen was actually his godson
Really?
Chen exploited uncle's weaknesses
And gambled with him often
Unfortunately Chen's a swindler
So uncle lost all his money
Full house
Wait a minute
No wonder uncle's psychologically unstable
What happened afterwards?
Uncle went broke
he had to sell his diamonds
Chen brought along a foreign buyer
Who offered a very high price
Trusting them, uncle brought his diamonds
I'll go to the bank right now
Be back to pay you in 30 minutes
Is he really coming back?
I think so. But if you're worried
Why don't you put the diamonds in the safe?
And wait until he comes back
That's the safest, isn't it?
You're right
You'll keep the key
Excuse me, I've to go to the bathroom
Sure
Years later we found out that
the buyer was Chen's accomplice
But we had no evidence
Uncle got so mad that he's paralysed
Are you really going to help me?
I'll suffer anything for you
Chen may be ruthless and tough
But I ain't stupid either
Freeze, Move it, Kneel
- How did you come up here?
- There's a ladder there
Look out
Get me up
Robber
I'll kill you
Diamonds!
Out! Help!
You're
crazy!
This way!
You and your plots! Now what?
We'll figure out some other ways
Count me out
Everything is pre-destined by Fate
Paste?
Yes, I toy with it so I won't feel so bad
Just like a genuine one
Paste diamonds can be made perfect
But genuine ones may have flaws
Really?
What's it?
What's it?
Not everything is pre-destined
If I run into that clown again
I'll skin him
Perhaps he'll do that to you
Before you can even touch him
Forget it boss
You still have your diamonds
Hello,
Chen here It's for you
Sorry about last night, Mr. Chen?
You dare to call?
Aren't you afraid I'll kill you?
Stop growling
- You get your diamonds back, right?
- Yes, what's?
However, forgery flourishes in this world
There are false teeth as well as wigs
Have you ever suspected that
your diamonds are paste?
You're crazy, mine are genuine
You don't believe me?
Do you know one of your diamonds is flawed?
Take a look yourself
Hey, what is his response?
It's true
Only paste diamonds can be flawed
Genuine ones should be perfect, right?
How do you know?
I stole your 3 genuine diamonds
And replaced them with paste ones
Is he convinced?
How do I know?
Call Liu Fu.
Tell him to come examine my diamonds
this diamond is the best, trust me
Hello, this is he
Mr. Chen wants me? I'll be right there
Where's Chen's Finance Co.?
Make 2 left turns and you'll find a corridor
Then make 2 right turns
And you'll find another corridor.
It's right there
- Who are you?
- Liu Fu
Come here, Mr. Liu
What's so urgent, Mr. Chen?
Someone said these diamonds are paste
Paste?
What did the man say?
He said genuine diamonds should be perfect
This one of mine is flawed
You think it's paste
That man's a fool
Genuine diamonds can be flawed
Only paste ones can be perfect
You got 3 genuine diamonds here
You're not kidding, are you
Could I? We're old friends
- That's right.
- Of course it is
- Look, I'm very busy.
- I've got to go
The private eye cannot cheat me
I seemed to see that guy's trick before
Shit, it's wrong
That's Liu Fu is fake. Get them
Hey, call police quickly
- You run there, let's go
- What do you want to do
Don't be silly anymore
How are you
No need to talk anymore, Mr. Chen
That guy asked me turn overall, I felt dizzy
But cheated me my cloths also
Don't talk anymore, get them
Didn't you want to see me, Mr. Chen?
Let's go
That was an outstanding performance
If I won't make it in this line.
I'll try to be a star
Frankly speaking.
If we return the diamonds to uncle
We'd have gained nothing
One has to think for oneself too
You're great
Then how could I lose my diamonds?
I've summoned three friends.
We'll get the diamonds back
Where are they?
That's the game of today's hit men?
They're educated overseas
Boss
- How are you, Mr. Chen
- Nice to see you
Made any good deals lately?
Small transactions, nothing big
I come to ask about your diamonds.
You still have them?
Why?
I met an old diamonds to him
If we sell your diamonds to him
He'll pay more than 10 millions
We can then split the money
I won't make much of a profit
Alright, I'll buy them for 9 millions
That should be enough profit for you
Not really
Can't you trust an old partner?
Of course I can, come back in 2 days
I like friends like you
Goodbye
But we've lost the diamonds, boss
I need you to tell me that?
9 millions and yet I can't make a move
Hello,
hold on. It's for you
You want your diamonds back
I must say you've got the nerve
You too
How about 2 millions for ransom?
Are you crazy? 2 millions
That's how many pieces. I want to cut you up
So you don't want the diamonds back?
Of course I do, they're my diamonds
If you can cut it by half
No
Don't be so stubborn, young man.
Surely we can negotiate
Let me think awhile
If I give him 2 millions
still have 7 millions
It's a deal
Here do we do it?
Tomorrow afternoon at Pig Hill
Don't you have any funny ideas
Would I do anything like that?
I trust you
- How was it?
- All set
I can give you the money. But you'll be dead
Here's the money?
And the diamonds?
No tricks now
Good morning, sir
How are you, sir?
Told you I'm not getting married today
My mother said it's a lucky day
Don't let them run away
Get out!
Here's the money?
Life is more important
It feels so good
Wow, 18 bronze people!
- Let's take him
- You go first
I'm handicapped, you go first
Don't let them run away
It feels so good
Go!
You go first
It's your turn
Go!
Iron Skull
Achillean Feat
Invulnerable Thighs
Throat Lock
Where did you learn that move
I've seen many Kung Fu movies
Where's the money?
We risked our lives and yet for nothing
You old bastard,
Trespassing my place
Finish the woodchopping or I'll chop you up
How are you
Thanks
I like friends like you
- Likewise here
- Goodbye
What are you doing?
Don't burn the money
Take a look yourself
What's wrong?
They all have the same number on them
So that's Chen's answer to our tricks
Perhaps it's true. That fate pre-destines...
No, it's not true
I discovered that for the sake of money
One can lose many friends
And gain nothing meaningful
Here's yours,
and here's yours
What about me?
- You and I share one
- Thanks
Like this
Come with me and I'll tell you
Not me, don't come near
Don't run, wait for me
Where shall we spend our honeymoon?
You tell me
All beds are the same