Mitzi & 100 Guys (1975) - full transcript

(upbeat music)

♪ Ain't got no troubles in my life ♪

♪ No foolish dream to make me cry ♪

♪ I'm never frightened or worried ♪

♪ I know I'll always get by ♪

♪ I heat up, heat up ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ I cool down, cool down ♪

♪ When something gets in my
way I go round it, round it ♪

♪ Won't let life get me down, down ♪

♪ Gonna take it the way that I found it ♪



♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

♪ They say that life is a circle, circle ♪

♪ But that ain't the way that I found it ♪

♪ Gonna move in a straight line ♪

♪ Keeping my feet heavy on the ground ♪

♪ I heat up, heat up, I cool down ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ I've got words in my head
so I'll say them, say them ♪

♪ Won't let life get me down, down ♪

♪ Catch a hold of my
blues and just play them ♪

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪



♪ I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

♪ Feel funky, feel good ♪

♪ Gonna tell you I'm in the neighborhood ♪

♪ Gonna fly like a bird on the wing ♪

♪ Hold onto your hat honey,
sing, sing, sing, sing, yeah ♪

♪ Heat up, cool down ♪

♪ Heat up, cool down ♪

(shoes tapping)

(audience applauding)

(applauding drowns out speaker)

- Yeah!

(applauding drowns out speaker)

(playful music)

(audience applauding)

- Music, music, music, ow!

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

(soft music)
(feet tapping)

(audience applauding)

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

(soft music)
(feet tapping)

(audience applauding)

(lively music)

(soft music)
(feet tapping)

♪ Ain't got no trouble in my life ♪

♪ No foolish dream to make me cry ♪

♪ I'm never frightened or worried ♪

♪ I know I'll always get by ♪

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music, pretty music ♪

♪ I've got the music ♪

♪ In me ♪

(audience applauding)

- [Announcer] Mitzi and 100 Guys!

(audience applauding)

Starring Mitzi Gaynor.

(audience applauding)

With guest, Jack Albertson.

(audience applauding)

Mitzi's Million Dollar Chorus.

(audience applauding)

The USC Trojan Marching Band.

(audience applauding)

With special guest star, Michael Landon.

(audience applauding)

- Don't go away, folks,
we'll be right back!

(audience applauding)

(lively music)

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

(audience applauding)

Hi, listen, I know you're
probably asking the question,

why 100 guys?

Right?

Why not five guys or maybe 500 guys?

Well, there's a very simple answer.

100 happens to be a
really terrific number.

I mean, it's round, it's easy to remember,

and besides I have exactly 100 of these.

Okay, guys.

(men cheering)

Now, for your second question,

how come Mitzi gets to do a show all

by herself surrounded by 100
really great-looking guys?

Am I right?

Well,

for one thing,

I've been a very good girl this year.

(audience laughing)

And another reason is, I felt
with so many different men

we could explore the contrasts
in interrelationships

and well, what I mean is,

it would give us the opportunity

to make a strong social comment on the...

(audience laughing)

Oh, what the heck, I just
thought it would be fun.

(audience laughing)

And, you know, being
surrounded by so many guys,

you start to realize that
they're all different.

I mean some guys are
(growling) really gorgeous

and some guys are terribly amusing

and some guys are big and
strong or small and smart

or medium and rare.

(audience laughing)

Hey, wait a minute, I'm
saving this for somebody.

(lively jazz music)

(audience applauding)

- Hi.
- Hello.

- For me?
- Uh-huh.

- Hey, number 100.
- Yup.

- Just got in under the wire, didn't I?

- Well, I would've stretched
the wire for you, kid.

- Oh, that's sweet.

(Mitzi laughing)

(audience laughing)

- Oh, so that's how the West was won, huh?

Michael, I cannot tell
you how thrilled I am

that you are one of my 100 guys.

- So am I.

Well, I just want you to
know I'm a little hurt

that I didn't get to do
first number with you.

- I don't understand.

I mean, that's a rock and
roll number that we do.

♪ I've got the music in me,
I've got the music in me ♪

♪ I've got the music in me ♪

That kinda rocked, huh?

- Hey, you're a real rock fan,

aren't you?
- Well, you'd better

believe it.

- They're playing our song.

(lively pop music)

♪ B.B. Bumble and the
Stingers, Mott the Hoople ♪

♪ Ray Charles Singers, Lonnie
Mack and twanging Eddy ♪

♪ Here's my ring we're going steady ♪

♪ Take it easy, take me higher,
liar liar, house on fire ♪

♪ Locomotion, Poco, Passion,
Deeper Purple, Satisfaction ♪

♪ Baby baby gotta gotta
gimme gimme getting hotter ♪

♪ Sammy's cooking, Lesley Gore,
Ritchie Valens, end of story ♪

♪ Mahavishnu, Fujiyama,
Kama Sutra, Rama Lama ♪

♪ Richard Perry, Spector, ♪

♪ Barry, Righteous,
Archies, Nilsson, Harry ♪

♪ Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop ♪

♪ And Fats is back and Finger Popping ♪

♪ Life is a rock but the radio rolled me ♪

♪ Gotta turn it up
louder, so my DJ told me ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Life is a rock but the radio rolled me ♪

♪ At the end of my rainbow
lies a golden oldie ♪

♪ FM, AM, hits are clicking ♪

♪ While the clock is tock-a-ticking ♪

♪ Friends and Romans, salutations, ♪

♪ Brenda and the Tabulations ♪

♪ Carly Simon, I behold her ♪

♪ Rolling Stones and centerfolding ♪

♪ Johnny Cash and Johnny
Rivers, can't stop now ♪

♪ I've got the shivers ♪

♪ Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter
Paul and Paul and Mary Mary ♪

♪ Dr. John the nightly tripper ♪

♪ Doris Day and Jack the Ripper ♪

♪ Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter,
Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter ♪

♪ Miracles in smokey places,
slide guitars and Fender basses ♪

♪ Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett ♪

♪ Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it ♪

♪ Life is a rock, life is a rock ♪

♪ Arthur Janov's primal
screaming, Hawkins ♪

♪ Jay and Dale and Ronnie,
Kukla, Fran and Norma Okla ♪

♪ Denver, John and Osmond, Donny ♪

♪ JJ Cale and ZZ Top and
LL Bean and De De Dinah ♪

♪ David Bowie, Steely Dan and
sing me prouder, CC Rider ♪

♪ Edgar Winter, Joanie
Sommers, Osmond Brothers ♪

♪ Johnny Thunders, Eric
Clapton, pedal wah-wah ♪

♪ Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah ♪

♪ Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda ♪

♪ Surfer Girl and Little Honda ♪

♪ Tighter, tighter, honey, honey,
sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy ♪

♪ CBS and Warner Brothers,
RCA and all the others ♪

♪ Life is a rock but the radio rolled me ♪

♪ At the end of my rainbow ♪

♪ Lies a golden oldie ♪

♪ Life is a rock, let
the good times roll ♪

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

♪ I called up my doctor ♪

♪ To see what's the matter ♪

♪ He said come on over ♪

♪ I said do I have to ♪

♪ My knees started shaking ♪

♪ My wrist started aching ♪

♪ When my doctor said to me ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ Can you boogie, can you slide ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ You can boogie if you try ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ It's guaranteed to keep you alive ♪

♪ The head nurse, she blew
in, just like a tornado ♪

♪ When they started dancing,
I jumped off the table ♪

♪ I felt myself healing,
and I was leaving ♪

♪ This is what they said to me ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ Can you boogie, can you slide ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ You can boogie, you can fly ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ It's guaranteed to keep you alive ♪

♪ Now if you should slow down
and you're feeling low down ♪

♪ Don't call up your doctor ♪

♪ Just grab you a partner ♪

♪ It's what you've been missing ♪

♪ I've got your prescription ♪

♪ That boogie-woogie melody ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ You can boogie, you can you slide ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ We can boogie till we die ♪

♪ Oh my my, oh my my ♪

♪ It's guaranteed to keep you alive ♪

♪ My my ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Boogie down, baby ♪

(rhythmic jazz music)

♪ Boogie down now ♪

♪ Boogie ♪

♪ Come on now, let's boogie on down ♪

♪ You're bad enough to
make another bad lie ♪

♪ You're gonna hook me on a natural high ♪

♪ Boogie ♪

♪ Gonna go down ♪

♪ Boogie ♪

♪ Gonna do downtown, gonna mess around ♪

♪ Boogie ♪

♪ I wanna love you,
kiss you, and hug you ♪

♪ Baby, tonight ♪

♪ Gonna make you feel all right ♪

♪ Boogie down now ♪

♪ Boogie ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Right on truckin' baby ♪

♪ Keep it up now ♪

♪ Keep on truckin' baby ♪

♪ You gotta keep on truckin' ♪

♪ Keep truckin' baby ♪

♪ You know you gotta keep
on right on truckin' ♪

♪ Gotta get, I gotta get,
gotta get, right on to your ♪

♪ Right on to your good loving, baby ♪

♪ You let it control you ♪

♪ You've got a fever rising with desire ♪

♪ Let me get your love, baby ♪

♪ And you feel like you're on fire ♪

♪ Truckin' ♪

♪ Truckin' truckin' ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Gotta get, I've gotta get,
gotta get, right on to your ♪

♪ Right on to your good loving ♪

♪ In old temptation's rain ♪

♪ Your duckin' for your love ♪

♪ Yeah, baby, feeling pain ♪

♪ Keep truckin' for your love ♪

♪ Truckin' truckin' ♪

♪ Keep right on truckin' ♪

(audience applauding)

(audience whistling)

- One, two, three, four!

(fast-paced music)

(audience applauding)
(audience whistling)

I gave you every part of me,

and like a fool I trusted in you.

Now I'm left alone with just a memory

and an empty space where
my heart used to be.

(audience laughing)

♪ Stop thief, stop thief ♪

♪ You stole, you stole ♪

♪ My heart, my heart ♪

♪ Of gold, of gold ♪

♪ I repeat, you stole my soul ♪

♪ I repeat, you stole my soul ♪

♪ Where my heart was there's a hole ♪

♪ Where my heart was there's a hole ♪

♪ Oh, I think that you
should know that everywhere ♪

♪ You go you carry around
a special part of me ♪

♪ Oh, I think that you
should know that everywhere ♪

♪ You go you carry around
a special part of me ♪

♪ You fooled me all the time
with such an awful crime ♪

♪ You ripped open the very heart of me ♪

♪ You fooled me all the time
with such an awful crime ♪

♪ You ripped open the very heart of me ♪

♪ All right, hold it you guys ♪

♪ Hold it you guys ♪

♪ Why'd you have to
repeat everything I say ♪

♪ Why'd you have to
repeat everything I say ♪

♪ Can't you hear me, can't you hear me ♪

♪ Listen, I can't stand it ♪

♪ I can't stand it ♪

♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪

♪ Please, please ♪

♪ Stop, stop ♪

♪ Stop, stop, please ♪

♪ Stop, please ♪

♪ I'm so tired, I'm so tired ♪

♪ I walk alone, I walk alone ♪

♪ You're fired ♪

♪ Oh, I think that you
should know that everywhere ♪

♪ You go you carry around
a special part of me ♪

♪ You fooled me all the time
with such an awful crime ♪

♪ You ripped open the very heart of me ♪

(audience laughing)

♪ I was alone, I took a ride ♪

♪ I didn't know what I would find there ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Another road where maybe I ♪

♪ Could see another kind of life there ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Suddenly I see you ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Did I tell you I need you ♪

♪ Every single day of my life ♪

♪ Got to get you into my life ♪

♪ Got to get you into my life ♪

(fast-paced music)

♪ Got to get you into my life ♪

♪ Got to get you into my life ♪

♪ Gotta, get you, gotta,
get you, gotta, get you ♪

♪ Gotta, get you, every single day ♪

♪ Got to get you into my life ♪

(audience applauding)

(audience whistling)

(lively music)

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

(audience applauding)

(audience applauding)

It's you.

- Of course.

- But you're late.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I was just
outside with Fred Astaire.

We flipped a coin and he lost.

- Do you mean that you flipped
a coin with Fred Astaire

to see who would dance with me?

- Well, not exactly.

We flipped to see who
would wear the tails.

(audience laughing)

After all I'd look pretty
ridiculous dancing around

in my underwear, wouldn't I?

- Oh, well, I dunno about that.

- Well-
- Come on, turn,

let me see how you look.

- Oh, of course.
- I wanna see the

whole number, look how you look.

- How about that?
- Hey, listen,

you clean up really good, kid.

You look terrific.

- Well, of course, I'm not
at all like the character

I play on Chico and the Man.

You know, the fellow who walks like this?

(audience laughing)

You know, Mitzi,

it's an art looking clumsy

when you're as graceful as I am.

- Well, my dear, you
really have mastered it.

- Thank you.

Shall we

dance?

- You wanna dance with me?

- Yes.
- I'd love,

but I'm, see I'm, and you look so.

I'll go and thing, I'll be
right back, I'm gonna change.

- All right, I'll wait.

(audience applauding)

Hey, you clean up real good.

- Thank you, Jack.

(audience laughing)

- You look terrific.

You know, Mitzi, I love to dance
the way they used to dance.

When you held a girl in your arms.

- Every girl needs someone who leads.

These days it's tough to tell whether

they're even dancing together.

- True.

♪ No fun in doing a single ♪

♪ Where there's no touch
there's no tingle ♪

♪ I like to travel across the floor ♪

♪ Holding something more than just air ♪

♪ Come and dance with
me, you and I will be ♪

♪ Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire ♪

♪ Tell the band to blow ♪

♪ Every tune they know ♪

(gentle music)

(lively energetic music)

(audience applauding)

♪ How I love to dance
like they used to dance ♪

♪ When the girl in my arms ♪

♪ Is you ♪

(gentle music)

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

- Oh, yeah.
- Sure.

- Okay.
- Delighted.

- What?

- Pah-pah!
- Pah-pah!

♪ Maybe we'll sigh ♪

♪ Maybe we'll cry ♪

♪ But even if we cry we'll go
on swinging four or five times ♪

♪ Four, five times ♪

♪ Yeah, four or five times ♪

♪ There is delight in doing things right ♪

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ We like to play, we like to play ♪

♪ We like to sing, we like to sing ♪

♪ We like to ♪

(singers vocalizing)

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ Bebop for one ♪

(Mitzi growling)

♪ Bebop for two ♪

(Jack growling)

♪ Bebop for three ♪

(singers vocalizing)

♪ Four or five times ♪

(singers vocalizing)

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

- Sure
- Okay.

- Delighted.
- What?

- Pah-pah!
- Pah-pah!

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ There is delight in doing things right ♪

♪ Four or five times ♪

All right, folks, look
at this, it's terrific.

(audience applauding)

(singers vocalizing)

- Oh, yeah.
- Sure.

- Okay.
- Delighted.

- What?

- Pah-pah!
- Pah-pah!

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ There is delight in doing things right ♪

♪ Four or five times ♪

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Oh, four or five times ♪

(audience applauding)

(lively music)

(audience applauding)

(funky music)

(shoes tapping)

(audience applauding)

(gentle piano music)

♪ I remember what he used to say ♪

♪ He'd always love me
in the same old way ♪

♪ He said we'd never part ♪

♪ Oh, he'd never break my heart ♪

♪ He always told me,
he would always care ♪

♪ Now, he's gone away ♪

♪ And since he's left me ♪

♪ Oh, I search everywhere ♪

♪ I stop everyone ♪

♪ And I say ♪

♪ Did you happen to see ♪

♪ The most beautiful guy in the world ♪

♪ And if you did ♪

♪ Was he crying ♪

♪ Crying ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ If you happen to see ♪

♪ The most beautiful guy ♪

♪ Who walked out on me ♪

♪ Tell him I'm sorry ♪

♪ Tell him I need my baby ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Won't you tell him ♪

♪ That I love him ♪

♪ Woke up this morning ♪

♪ I realized what I had done ♪

♪ I stood alone in the cold gray dawn ♪

♪ Knew I missed my morning sun ♪

♪ I got mad ♪

♪ And I said some things ♪

♪ Here comes the heartache
that the morning brings ♪

♪ I was wrong ♪

♪ I couldn't see ♪

♪ I let my world slip away from me ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ If you happen to see ♪

♪ The most beautiful guy in the world ♪

♪ And if you do ♪

♪ Tell him I'm crying ♪

♪ Crying ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ If you happen to see ♪

♪ The most beautiful guy ♪

♪ Who walked out on me ♪

♪ Tell him I miss him ♪

♪ If you should see ♪

♪ Let him know ♪

♪ Tell him ♪

♪ I love him ♪

♪ I love ♪

♪ Him ♪

♪ So ♪

♪ So ♪

♪ So ♪

(audience applauding)

(audience whistling)

(lively music)

(audience applauding)
(audience whistling)

(funky jazz music)

♪ I'll be loving you ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ With a love that's true ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ When the things you've planned ♪

♪ Need a helping hand ♪

♪ I will understand ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ I guess, I'm just a fool for you ♪

♪ And days may not be fair ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ 'Cause, honey, that's
when I'll be there ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ Not for just an hour ♪

♪ Not for just a day ♪

♪ Not for just a year ♪

♪ But ♪

♪ Always ♪

(bouncy jazz music)

♪ Always ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ Always ♪

(audience applauding)

(audience whistling)

(Mitzi screaming)

I just had to do that.

(audience laughing)

(gentle piano music)

♪ I remember all my life ♪

♪ Raining down as cold as ice ♪

♪ Shadows of a man ♪

♪ A face through a window ♪

♪ Crying in the night ♪

♪ The night turns into ♪

♪ Morning just another day ♪

♪ Happy people pass my way ♪

♪ Looking in their eyes ♪

♪ I see a memory ♪

♪ I never realized ♪

♪ How happy you made me ♪

♪ Oh, Mandy ♪

♪ Well, you came and you
gave without taking ♪

♪ But I sent you away ♪

♪ Oh, Mandy ♪

♪ Well, you kissed me and
stopped me from shaking ♪

♪ And I need you today ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Mandy ♪

♪ Standing on the edge of time ♪

♪ Walked away when love was mine ♪

♪ Caught up in a world
of uphill climbing ♪

♪ Tears are in my mind,
nothing is rhyming ♪

♪ Yesterday's a dream ♪

♪ I face the morning ♪

♪ Crying on a breeze ♪

♪ The pain is calling ♪

♪ Oh, Mandy ♪

♪ Well, you came and you
gave without taking ♪

♪ But I sent you away ♪

♪ Oh, Mandy ♪

♪ Then you kissed me and
stopped me from shaking ♪

♪ And I need you today ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Mandy ♪

(dramatic orchestral music)

♪ But I sent you away ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Mandy ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ You ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Alone ♪

♪ Together ♪

♪ Beyond the crowd ♪

♪ Above the world ♪

♪ We're not too proud ♪

♪ To cling together ♪

♪ We're strong as long as we're ♪

♪ Together ♪

(jazz music)

♪ The night is young,
the skies are clear ♪

♪ And if you wanna go walking, dear ♪

♪ It's delightful, it's
delicious, it's de-lovely ♪

(decorations thudding)
(audience laughing)

♪ I understand the reason why ♪

♪ You're sentimental, 'cause so am I ♪

♪ It's delightful, it's
delicious, it's de-lovely ♪

(decorations thudding)
(audience laughing)

♪ You can tell at a glance ♪

♪ What a swell night this is for romance ♪

♪ You can hear dear Mother
Nature murmuring low ♪

♪ Let yourself go ♪

♪ So please be sweet, my chickadee ♪

♪ And when I kiss you, just say to me ♪

♪ It's delightful ♪

Oh!

♪ It's delicious, it's
delectable, it's delirious ♪

♪ It's dilemma, it's
delimit, it's deluxe ♪

♪ It's de-lovely ♪

Oh!

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

♪ Life is a funny thing ♪

♪ Sometimes you laugh and sing ♪

♪ Sometimes you grumble and cuss ♪

♪ But either way, what do we care ♪

♪ We got us ♪

♪ We have our ups and downs ♪

♪ Our share of smiles and frowns ♪

♪ But through it all we don't fuss ♪

♪ We got a special thing going ♪

♪ We got us ♪

♪ Why should the day to day ♪

♪ Worries that gain my way
give us a moment of doubt ♪

♪ When between you and me ♪

♪ Even catastrophe wouldn't break off ♪

♪ What we've got together ♪

♪ So part of life's design ♪

♪ This is the final sign ♪

♪ We've got a mighty big plus ♪

♪ We'd trade our life for no other ♪

♪ They've only got one another ♪

♪ But we've ♪

♪ Got ♪

♪ Us ♪

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

(lively drum music)

(tambourine rattling)

(intense orchestral music)

(playful music)

(upbeat energetic music)

(tambourines rattling)
(fast-paced music)

(upbeat energetic music)

(audience applauding)

(audience applauding)

(tambourine rattling)

(upbeat energetic music)

(tambourines rattling)

(lively music)

(audience applauding)

(tambourines rattling)

(audience applauding)

(lively music)

(rhythmic music)

(audience applauding)

(lively music)

(audience applauding)
(audience whistling)

(gentle music)

♪ Why am I smiling ♪

♪ And why do I sing ♪

♪ Why does December ♪

♪ Seem sunny as spring ♪

♪ Why do I get up ♪

♪ Each morning to start ♪

♪ Happy and head up ♪

♪ With joy ♪

♪ In my heart ♪

(cheerful music)

♪ You are the sunshine of my life ♪

♪ And that's why I'll always be around ♪

♪ You are the apple of my eye ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Forever you'll stay in my heart ♪

♪ I feel like this is the beginning ♪

♪ Though I've loved you
for a million years ♪

♪ And if our love affair was ending ♪

♪ I'd find myself
drowning in my own tears ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, yeah ♪

♪ You are the sunshine of my life ♪

♪ And that's why I'll smiling ♪

♪ And that's why I sing ♪

♪ And that's why summer ♪

♪ Seems sunny as spring ♪

♪ You are the sunshine of my life ♪

♪ Forever ♪

♪ You'll stay ♪

♪ In ♪

♪ My ♪

♪ Heart ♪

♪ Stay in my heart ♪

(audience applauding)
(audience whistling)

Thank you, thank you very much

and that is the beginning
of a lot of thank yous.

First of all, I wanna
thank all of you out there

for letting me come right
into your homes with 100 guys.

(audience laughing)

Well, at least their shoes were clean.

I checked.

And of course, thanks to
my dear friends at Kraft

for allowing me to fulfill
my greediest fantasy,

having my very own army for a whole hour,

and thanks to my singers
and thanks to my dancers

and that wonderful Trojan Marching Band

and a million thanks to
my Million Dollar Chorus

and special, special
thanks to my guest stars,

Jack Albertson

and a special guest of
course, Mr. Michael Landon.

I guess that's it, except
for the really fun part

which is coming up in just a minute.

(lively music)

(audience applauding)

I told you this was fun, boy.

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

Woo!

(Mitzi laughing)