Mitzi... Zings Into Spring (1977) - full transcript

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♪ It's Spring again ♪

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♪ It's Spring again ♪

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♪ It's Spring again ♪

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♪ It's Spring again ♪

- [Announcer] Mitzi Zings Into Spring

starring Mitzi Gaynor.

Also starring Roy Clark



and special guest star Wayne Rogers.

(audience applauding)

- Spring Spring Spring.

Hi, did you feel a funny,
kind of a stirring inside

of you about a week ago?

I don't want you to go to
the doctor for a checkup.

You see that was the first day of Spring.

I think everyone can kind
of sense when it's Spring

without calendars or without Spring sales,

or even without groundhogs.

Some people know it's Spring

because they just forget their problems

and feel like falling in love.

Of course, their husbands and wives



aren't too pleased about it, but then

others get an irresistible
urge to dig down deep

and pay their income tax.

They're weird.

Then there's this unexplained
behavioral phenomenon

that happens to kids in the Spring.

It's called fanny fatigue
and it hits them right

in the classroom.

Lots of people get an urge
to clean house or to travel

or to get in shape.

And me, how do I know deep
down inside when it's Spring?

Well, it's simple.

'Cause Spring makes me feel like

♪ Dancing dancing dance the night away ♪

♪ I feel like dancing dancing ♪

♪ Dance the night away ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ You've got a cute way of talking ♪

♪ You've got the better of me ♪

♪ Just snap your fingers and I'm walking ♪

♪ Like a dog hanging on your lead ♪

♪ I'm in a spin ya know ♪

♪ Shaking on string you know ♪

♪ You make me feel like dancing ♪

♪ I wanna dance the night away ♪

♪ You make me feel like dancing ♪

♪ I wanna dance the night away ♪

♪ You make feel like dancing ♪

♪ I feel like dancing dancing ♪

♪ Dance the night away ♪

♪ I feel like dancing dancing ♪

- One, two, one, two, three

(upbeat music)

Whoo!

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Whoo!

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♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ I gotta shake my shoulders ♪

♪ I've gotta move my feet ♪

♪ I gotta keep on ruin ♪

♪ Along as the music's sweet ♪

♪ I can't jumpstart my feet ♪

♪ Blame it on the rhythm
and the heat of the beat ♪

♪ 'Cause I get loose without my shoes ♪

♪ When I dance ♪

♪ You in the corner ♪

♪ And out here let yourself go ♪

(vocalizing)

♪ Shimmy shimmy work it out ♪

♪ Once you begin you'll wanna shout ♪

♪ Just keep it loose and on the juice ♪

♪ And dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Ah dance ♪

♪ I gotta shake my shoulders ♪

♪ I gotta move my feet ♪

♪ I gotta keep on groovin' ♪

♪ Whenever I hear that beat ♪

♪ If you get ready get ♪

♪ Keep on groovin' now
with your best bet ♪

♪ I have found this funky ♪

♪ Disco sound that'll make you dance ♪

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Come on and dance ♪

♪ Everybody dance ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Dance ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Dance ♪

♪ Everybody dance ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Woo ♪

♪ Dance ♪

(audience applauding)

- Thank you.

I really hope you feel as great as I do.

There is absolutely
nothing that'll get you

in shape like Spring and three
weeks of dance rehearsal.

Smell that Spring air.

If you still have a
nose after last winter.

Do you believe that winter that we had?

We visited my husband's
folks in Minneapolis

and we were greeted with a chill factor

of 80 degrees below zero.

And that my dear is not
a mother-in-law joke.

Well, listen, who cares
about winter now, huh?

Just look around you.

♪ Oh, the barnyard is busy ♪

♪ In a regular tizzy ♪

♪ And the obvious reason
is because of the season ♪

♪ Ma Nature's lyrical,
with her yearly miracle ♪

♪ It's Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

♪ All the hen-folk are hatching ♪

♪ While the men-folk are scratching ♪

♪ To ensure the survival
of each brand new arrival ♪

♪ The ho-ho it's splintering ♪

♪ They're all considering ♪

♪ It's Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

♪ Why it's a beehive of buddin' ♪

♪ Son and daughter life ♪

♪ Every family has a plan in view ♪

♪ Even down in the brook
the underwater life ♪

- Don't get mad.

♪ Is forever blowin' bubbles too. ♪

♪ Little skylarks are larking ♪

♪ See them all double parking ♪

♪ Paddle up for playing possum ♪

♪ They're behind every blossom ♪

♪ Even the bobolink is merrily wobbling ♪

♪ It's Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

- Oh yes.

- Oh I like that.

♪ Each cocoon has tenant ♪

♪ So they hug out again ♪

♪ Don't disturb please keep waitin' ♪

♪ We are evacuating ♪

♪ This home's my momma's arms ♪

♪ To have my (indistinct) ♪

♪ When it's Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

♪ Even out in Australia the kangaroos ♪

♪ Lay off butter fats
and all french fries. ♪

♪ If their offspring are
large it might be dangeroos ♪

♪ They've just gotta
keep them pocket size ♪

♪ Even though do we trap it ♪

♪ Spring is more like a habit ♪

♪ Not withstanding the fact that ♪

♪ They indulge in the practice ♪

♪ Each day is mother's day ♪

♪ The next day some other's day ♪

♪ It's Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

- Ah.

- You like it?

- I love it.

- I thought you would.

How you doin'?

- Super.

♪ Yes siree Spring disposes ♪

♪ That it's all one supposes ♪

♪ Waggin' tail, rubbing noses ♪

♪ But it's no bed of roses ♪

♪ If for the storkipine ♪

♪ Consider the porcupine ♪

♪ Who loves to lean ♪

♪ Leap in company is strictly ♪

♪ It can get pretty sticky in
the Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

♪ In the Spring, Spring, Spring ♪

♪ In the Spring ♪

♪ Spring ♪

♪ Spring ♪

(audience applauding)

- Dawn, two determined people with

a terribly serious mission.

They are about to go on a Spring diet.

- It's Spring.

- Yes, we can't put this off any longer.

- Do you have the courage?

- Just worry about yourself.

- We're ready.

(audience laughing)

Yeah but wait.

- Good, a few last words.

♪ We will have to diet ♪

♪ We're about to say goodbye
to banana cream pie ♪

♪ To look a potato in the eye ♪

♪ And to deny it ♪

♪ To say a fini ♪

♪ To parachine ♪

Last fall, I was wonderfully
undernourished and innocent.

I hardly knew what a calorie was.

I only hope my story will serve

as a warning to other foolish girls.

- I remember when I had willpower too.

Oh I could go to a party

and take one jelly bean

and make it last all evening long.

But then during the Christmas holidays

I began to notice a change.

Jelly beans just didn't satisfy me.

- You switched to the
heavy stuff too, huh?

Like Roman butter toffees

and maybe a little root beer chaser.

And how about a butterscotch for the road?

- Right.

But then in the morning that hangover.

- I see what you mean.

- Well, people were
beginning to notice too.

Like my girl, Lucy Anne,
she came up from Nashville.

And instead of saying,
honey, is that you all?

She said, honey, is that all you?

- Oh how humiliating.

I went shopping for a fur coat, you see,

and I told the salesman
that I wanted something

that was really me.

And he brought me a broad tail.

- I see what you mean.

And the terrible part is
you lose complete control.

I couldn't stay away from bars.

- Hershey bars and Clark
bars and Mars bars.

- And finally some Twinkie feet

turned me into the AE.

- That's appetite's enormous.

My own husband turned me in.

I was picked up in a raid on 31 Flavors

with hot fudge on my breath and
a mocha chip on my shoulder.

- It was awful.

I was ordered to cut down
to one slice of meat a day.

One slice!

But how large a slice?

I decided to be sensible.

So I purchased me a sensible slice of meat

and brought it home, strapped
to the fender of my car.

- Well, it's Spring and
it's all come down to this.

- Yes, time to stop
letting out my guitar strap

and trying to find my lap.

- Time to pick up my bikini
and drop the fettuccine.

We are ready.

♪ We are about to diet ♪

♪ We're about to bid it ado ♪

♪ To this marvelous food ♪

- Let's get it over with.

- Right.

- Wait, I can't do it.

- Neither can I.

♪ Today at dawn's early light ♪

♪ We might be sentenced to diet ♪

♪ But oh hot fudge sundae right now ♪

♪ We're huge ♪

(audience applauding)

- I love Spring, I get
such a kick out of it.

And I love the house.

There are lots and lots
of Spring holidays.

There's Easter, there's May Day, there's--

- St. Patrick's Day.

- St. Patty's day is a good one.

- April Fool's Day.

- April Fool's Day.

I guess my favorite Spring
holiday though is Easter.

'Cause I love, first of
all I love the parades

and I love the fantastic food

and I can just see my Hungarian
grandmother in the kitchen.

She was always stirring up
something special to eat.

- It must've stirred up Grandpa too.

- We used to have this
big Easter breakfast

and she made absolutely
marvelous Palacsintas.

It's where you'd take some dough

and you take some goodies huh?

And you stuff it in the dough, right?

And you roll it up

and if you're German, it's pfannkuchen

and if you're Hungarian
it's called palacsinta.

- Well, if you are French like my mom,

we call it ze crepe.

- That's it, sure you got it.

And of course, if you're
Jewish, it's a blintz.

- And if you ain't,
it's a pig in a blanket.

- Yeah hey wait, you know the Mexicans,

they gave us the whole enchilada.

- Yeah but the Italians are really chance

when it comes to taking
something and stuffing it.

They've got ravioli,
cannelloni, manicotti,

tortellini, deval, oh...

♪ Pasta, marra, manicotti oo ah ♪

♪ Listen listen music from mama ♪

♪ Funiculi funicula funiculi funicula ♪

♪ Happy as we say funiculi funicula ♪

♪ Mama would you come over here ♪

♪ And see who's looking in my window ♪

♪ It's a butcher boy he's
got a bundle in his hand ♪

♪ Tell me why he winks his eye ♪

♪ Whenever he goes by my window ♪

♪ Da da da da he's in
love and you're in love ♪

♪ And love is grand ♪

♪ Ba ba ba I'll get that one for me ♪

♪ Ba ba ba how happy I will be ♪

♪ La la la a che be be be be ♪

(vocalizing)

♪ It's the butcher boy for me hey ♪

♪ It's the butcher boy for me ♪

(audience applauding)

(slurring singing)

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♪ When a body meets a body ♪

♪ Coming through the rye ♪

♪ If the body kiss a body ♪

♪ Need a body cry ♪

♪ The camels are coming hurrah hurrah ♪

♪ The camels are coming hurrah hurrah ♪

♪The camels are coming hurrah hurrah ♪

♪ So you better be good
where they're going ♪

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(audience applauding)

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♪ My wild Irish rose ♪

♪ The sweetest flower that grows. ♪

♪ You may search everywhere ♪

♪ But none can compare ♪

♪ With my wild Irish Rose. ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ Oh Danny Boy ♪

♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪

♪ From glen to glen ♪

♪ And down the mountainside ♪

♪ The summer's gone ♪

♪ And all the roses fallen ♪

♪ It's you, it's you ♪

♪ Must go and I must bide ♪

♪ But come ye back ♪

♪ When summer's in the meadow ♪

♪ Or when the valley's hushed ♪

♪ And white with snow ♪

♪ For I'll be here ♪

♪ In sunshine or in shadow ♪

♪ O Danny boy, O Danny boy, ♪

♪ I love you so ♪

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

♪ Clap your hands and
raise your voices higher ♪

♪ Make a circle ♪

(vocalizing)

♪ Clap your hands ♪

(audience applauding)

(yelling)

(audience applauding)

♪ I've got the lively bunch ♪

♪ He's got the lovely bunch of ♪

♪ See them all a standing in a row ♪

♪ See them all a standing in a row ♪

♪ Pick one small one some
as big as your head ♪

(vocalizing)

♪ I've got a lovely bunch of ♪

♪ He's got a lovely bunch of ♪

(vocalizing)

♪ Will make me rich ♪

♪ Here stands me wife ♪

♪ The idol of me life ♪

♪ Singing roly bola balle penny a pinch ♪

♪ Singing roly bola balle penny a pinch ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ I wish I had a place to hide ♪

♪ All my sorrows all my pride ♪

♪ I just can't get along ♪

♪ Was a love once a love so fine ♪

♪ Keeps on hurting all the time ♪

♪ Where did I go wrong ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ Means that I love you so ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ More than you'll ever know ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ Love you with all my heart ♪

♪ Return to me and you will be ♪

♪ My melody of love ♪

(upbeat music)

(audience applauding)

♪ There's a story ♪

♪ The gypsies know is true ♪

♪ But when your love
wears golden earrings ♪

♪ He belongs to you ♪

♪ So be my gypsy ♪

♪ Make love your guiding light ♪

♪ And let this pair of golden earrings ♪

♪ Cast their spell tonight ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ When the sun shines on the mountains ♪

♪ And the night is all around ♪

♪ It's a new day it's a new way ♪

♪ And I fly up to the sun ♪

♪ Oo la paloma blanca ♪

♪ I'm just a bird in the sky ♪

♪ Oo la paloma blanca ♪

♪ Over the mountain I fly ♪

♪ No one can take my freedom away ♪

♪ No one can take ♪

♪ Take my freedom away ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ If your tempers get in the top hand ♪

♪ All you gotta do is just stop and ♪

♪ Pass that peace pipe
and bury the hatchet ♪

♪ Like Chocktaw Chickasaw's
Chatahootie Chickawa's do ♪

♪ And if you're feeling mad as a wet hen ♪

♪ Mad as you can possibly get ♪

♪ Then pass that peace pipe
and bury those hatchets ♪

♪ Like Chocktaw, Chickasaw,
Chatahootie Chikawa's do ♪

♪ Don't be cranky ♪

♪ Try to use a little restraint ♪

♪ Fold that hanky ♪

♪ And wipe off all of that war paint ♪

♪ And if you find yourself in (laughing) ♪

♪ Pass that peace pipe bury the hatchet ♪

♪ Like Chocktaw, Chickasaw,
Chatahootie Chikawa's ♪

♪ And those (vocalizing) ♪

♪ Do ♪

Heavens to Hiawatha.

What was in that peace pipe?

(audience laughing and applauding)

I guess all of us have some
of the old country in us

and that's why we're
called the melting pot.

(upbeat music)

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee boy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

But no matter where we came from

the important thing's where
we got to, right here.

♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle do or die ♪

♪ A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam ♪

♪ Born on the fourth of July ♪

♪ I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart ♪

♪ He's my Yankee Doodle joy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle went to London ♪

♪ Just to ride a pony ♪

♪ I am a Yankee Doodle boy ♪

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle Dandy boy ♪

♪ He's my boy he's my joy
Yankee Doodle dandy boy ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Yankee Doodle keep it up ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪

♪ I'm the music and the staff ♪

♪ And with the girls be handy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle keep it up ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪

♪ Mind the music and the step ♪

♪ And with the girls be handy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle keep it up ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle keep it up ♪

♪ Keep it up ♪

♪ Keep it up ♪

♪ Here we go again ♪

♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle do or die ♪

♪ A real life nephew of my Uncle Sam ♪

♪ Born on the fourth of July ♪

♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle sweetheart ♪

♪ She's my Yankee Doodle joy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle went to London ♪

♪ Just to ride a pony ♪

♪ I am a Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Oh man ♪

♪ I am ♪

♪ A Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle Dandy boy ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle ♪

♪ Yankee Doodle boy ♪

♪ What a boy yeah ♪

(audience applauding)

- [Announcer] Mitzi Sings Into Spring

will be right back.

- We haven't even talked
about the sounds of Spring.

(birds chirping)

Well, that's beautiful,
but it isn't what I meant.

I'm talking about the rustle of new fabric

as you try on a wild Spring
dress for the very first time.

The sigh of a new zipper (zipping).

The click of a new snap.

The whistle of a husband
as he reads the price tag.

He'll get over it.

By the way if you're wondering why

the camera's in so close it's because

I haven't a thing to wear.

(gentle music)

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Music in the night ♪

♪ A dream that can be heard ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Moving shadows write
the oldest magic word ♪

♪ I hear the breezes playing ♪

♪ In the trees above ♪

♪ While all the world is saying ♪

♪ You were meant for love ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Merely to be young ♪

♪ On such a night as this ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Every note that's sung ♪

♪ Is like a lover's kiss ♪

♪ Sweet symbols in the moonlight ♪

♪ Do you mean that I ♪

♪ Could fall in love perchance ♪

♪ Isn't it romance? ♪

(audience applauding)

♪ My Springtime come ♪

♪ Hummingbird hum ♪

♪ Little brook rush ♪

♪ Merry maiden blusheth ♪

♪ Ice man goeth ♪

♪ For thy beauty bloweth Spring to me ♪

♪ The bright world shineth ♪

♪ Tender awn twineth ♪

♪ Starry eye gloweth ♪

♪ For they knoweth that without thee ♪

♪ Spring would nevеr be ♪

♪ Daffodil he can't stand still ♪

♪ Hat he flingеth ♪

♪ Baby swingeth ♪

♪ Song he singeth ♪

♪ Ding dong day which is to say ♪

♪ The Springtime cometh ♪

♪ Hummingbird hummeth ♪

♪ Sugar plum plummeth ♪

♪ Heart, it Humpty-Dummeth ♪

♪ And to summeth ♪

♪ Up the Springtime cometh ♪

♪ For the love of thee ♪

♪ Lad and lass ♪

♪ In tall green grass ♪

♪ Gaily skippeth ♪

♪ Nylon rippeth ♪

♪ Zipper zippeth ♪

♪ Ding dong day which is to say ♪

♪ The Springtime cometh ♪

♪ Hummingbird hummeth ♪

♪ Geranee-yummeth ♪

♪ Chrysanthe-Mummeth ♪

♪ Bubble gum gummith ♪

♪ And the Springtime cometh ♪

♪ For the love of thee ♪

(gentle music)

♪ If you leave me now ♪

♪ You'll take away the
biggest part of me ♪

♪ Oo oo oo no baby please don't go ♪

♪ And if you leave me now ♪

♪ You'll take away the very heart of me ♪

♪ Ooohh no baby please don't go ♪

♪ Ooohh I just want you to stay ♪

♪ A love like ours is
love that's hard to find ♪

♪ How could we let it slip away ♪

♪ When tomorrow comes we'll both regret ♪

♪ The things we said today ♪

♪ Ooohh no baby please don't go ♪

♪ We've come too far to
leave it all behind ♪

♪ How could we end it all this way ♪

♪ When tomorrow comes we'll both regret ♪

♪ The things we said today ♪

♪ While all the world is saying ♪

♪ You were meant for love ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Merely to be young ♪

♪ On such a night as this ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Every note that's sung ♪

♪ Is like a lover's kiss ♪

♪ Sweet symbols in the moonlight ♪

♪ Do you mean that I could fall ♪

♪ In love perchance ♪

♪ Please don't leave me now ♪

(audience applauding)

- Hey you know, Spring
has always been the time

for all God's creatures to fall in love.

The yearly surge of the urge to converge.

In the past, we haven't
paid too much attention

to animal love relationships.

Why? Well, I don't know.

But speaking for myself
I've had all I could do

just to handle my own.

But now through new scientific methods

our knowledge has broadened considerably.

That's true.

For instance, did you know

that the female black widow spider

often becomes extremely
irritated at her male lover?

Hence the term bug off?

Now where did science learn so much

about animal mating habits?

Where else?

At a place we're going to right
now, an animal singles bar.

Come on.

Welcome to Wally's Watering Hole.

The in place for the
beautiful animal crowd.

How you doing Wally?

I'll have my usual.

Thank you.

Evening Miss Giraffe.

- That's giraffe-ay darling.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, Miss Giraffe-ay, I would
like to introduce Mr. Wolf.

- Well hello.

- Okay, you're on your own.

Feel free to mingle and kind of watch out

for the crocodile.

♪ Sweet guinea pigs two by two do it ♪

♪ Wait a weekend watch a few do it ♪

♪ Let's do it ♪

♪ Let's fall in love ♪

- Mm mm.

I don't think I should
go to your apartment.

I'm really not that kind of a Guinea pig.

- Now, baby, you've gotta
stop thinking of yourself.

We're doing this for science.

♪ Young thoroughbreds at the track do it ♪

(whinnying)

- You know, I hate going through

this Spring meeting stuff again.

Chasing them, trying to impress them.

- You still do that?

Not me.

I just loaf around home
and chew on the finest hay.

And a guy I know trots a cute little filly

into my stall and we
get to know each other.

- Wow why didn't I ever hear about this?

You think the guy could line
up a deal like that for me?

- Well, sure, all you
gotta do is convince him

that you're a thoroughbred
horse and not a skunk.

(audience laughing)

♪ Monkey's and big chimpanzees do it ♪

- Pardon me, aren't you
a female chimpanzee?

- Yes I am.

- Well good, I'm a man.

You say the secret word and
you win a banana daiquiri.

- Huh?

- That's the word.

What should we drink to
as if we both didn't know.

- Listen darling, I want you
to get the one thing straight.

I don't swing.

- Oh yeah? Well, who cares.

You do monkey around a little don't you?

- That's very funny.

♪ Penguins in black tie and tails do it ♪

- Yeah, well do you know
how frustrating it is?

You're an Eagle, I'm a penguin.

- Yeah, but I can imagine
how embarrassing it must be

to be short and fat and waddle
around looking ridiculous.

- Watch it big bird, that isn't it at all.

I just can't stand the
Spring mating season.

Night after night bringing lady penguins

up to my apartment,
wining them, dining them,

getting them all worked
up and then not being able

to get this doggone tuxedo off.

♪ See salmon swimmin' upstream do it ♪

- It's a quarter to three,

ain't any salmon here except you and me.

- Just my luck.

The only other salmon in the place

and he's poached.

- Baby, I'm glad to find you.

I've been looking all night
for a little pink salmon.

- Well, honey, you find
yourself a sockeye.

- Hey how 'bout you and
me getting our tails

outta here and swimming
up against the current

up some stream, leaping up falls,

fighting our way into a little pool,

laying some eggs together, and then--

- Drop dead!

- Perfect, I'll be ready for that.

♪ Let's do it ♪

♪ Let's fall in love ♪

♪ Let's do it ♪

♪ Let's fall in love ♪

- (clears throat) This will be the last

in our current series of Spring lectures.

I promise.

But there's this one other
thing that makes Spring

spring for me and I just
have to talk about it.

Well, really, I just
have to sing about it.

The melodies of Spring.

♪ Hey Mister Melody, you're
on my mind constantly ♪

♪ And I think of you the whole day long ♪

♪ Hey, Mister Melody, you
mean the whole world to me ♪

♪ Without you life would have no song ♪

♪ Hey, Mister Melody, you got
me hummin' to your crazy beat ♪

♪ The more I hear it the more I like it ♪

♪ You really made a hit with me ♪

♪ Mister Melody, Mister Melody ♪

♪ Mister Melody, Mister Melody ♪

♪ Bum bum ba ba ♪

♪ Bum bum ba da ba ba ba ba dum ♪

♪ Bum bum ba da ba ba ba ba dum ♪

♪ Bum bum ba da ba ba ba ba dum ♪

♪ Bum bum ba da ba ba ba ba dum ♪

♪ Music is a world within itself ♪

♪ And it's a language we all understand ♪

♪ With an equal opportunity ♪

♪ For all to sing and clap their hands ♪

♪ Just 'cause a record has a groove ♪

♪ Don't make it in the groove ♪

♪ You can tell right away at letter A ♪

♪ When the people start to move ♪

♪ They can feel it all over ♪

♪ They can feel it all over ♪

♪ They can feel it all over ♪

♪ They can feel it all over ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Hey Mister Melody ♪

♪ You're on my mind constantly ♪

♪ I think of you the whole day long ♪

♪ Hey Mister Melody ♪

♪ You mean the whole world to me ♪

♪ Without you life would have no song ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Hey Mister Melody, Mister Melody ♪

♪ Mister Melody, Mister Melody ♪

♪ Mister Melody ♪

♪ Feel it all over ♪

♪ Mister Melody ♪

♪ Feel it all over ♪

♪ Melo melo melo melo melo melo ♪

♪ Melo melo melo melo melo melody ♪

♪ Mister Melody, Mister Melody ♪

♪ Mister Melody, Mister Melody ♪

♪ Mister Melo ♪

♪ Feel it all over ♪

♪ Melody ♪

♪ Feel it all over ♪

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

♪ I really enjoyed it ♪

♪ Yes I did ♪

♪ We got to get together ♪

♪ Do it all again sometime ♪

♪ I could get used to this ♪

♪ Always being together ♪

♪ I can't get you out of my mind ♪

♪ So I'm simply asking you ♪

♪ Can we get together ♪

♪ Can we get together again ♪

♪ Can we get together ♪

♪ Some day some day
some where some where ♪

♪ You brought me so much sunshine ♪

♪ Into this empty life of mine ♪

♪ I pray the day will come ♪

♪ When we get together again ♪

♪ Stop me from dazing
it's driving me crazy ♪

♪ Stop me from wishing and reminiscing ♪

♪ Can we get together ♪

♪ Can we get together again ♪

♪ When can we get together ♪

♪ Some day some way ♪

♪ Can we get together ♪

♪ Can we get together again ♪

♪ When can we get together again ♪

♪ Again ♪

(audience applauding)

- Oh, thank you so much for
celebrating Spring with me.

Isn't it great, only three
more days until April.

Sun is warm and the grass is
green and the sap is rising.

And now that he's rising,
honey, maybe he'll help you

with the Spring house cleaning huh?

I want to thank Roy Clark and Wayne Rogers

for being the best of
all possible guest stars.

Listen, what else can I say?

My palacsinta runneth over.

♪ You're the sunshine of my life ♪

♪ Forever you'll stay in my heart ♪

♪ Stay in my heart ♪

Good night, I love you.

(audience applauding)