Mister Mistress (1988) - full transcript
Good morning!
Maniac, staring at girls!
Watch out when we are home!
It's cold, honey!
Get up quick!
You fool me, dare you?
It's itchy!
It hurts?
You're such a liar
Are you alright sir?
I'm fine!
But you look so awful!
It's just my bad habit!
But if you insist in helping me
Help me to go over there!
Hold my hand and my neck, please!
Are you alright?
Yes!
Mr. Are you alright?
Let me lean on you!
Mr., you are heavy!
Miss, it's so comfortable leaning on you!
What's happening?
He hurts his back!
How do you feel?
What a chest!
He is my uncle!
Uncle, help him!
OK, let me fix it!
I am fine now!
Thank you, Miss!
Thanks!
So curious!
Hil
Miss Alice, What are your title?
Miss aerobic, U.S.A
What's your purpose being here?
I represent the U.S. Aerobic Club
to visit Hong Kong and have seminars
I am Alice's manager, Peter Tsang!
Stop taking photos! I'm shy, please!
Where have you been?
I met a pretty lady
Will you say a few words, Mr. Tsang?
Alice is to bring in
the latest aerobic dance
And some latest equipment!
She will demonstrate how to use!
Do come and have a look...
Let's take some photos out there!
OKI
Yes, let's go!
Miss Alice, there are many rivals
But this Amigo promotion plan...
is the most detailed one!
I give you an answer after reading it!
Great, excuse me then!
OKI
Bye!
Hello, Robert!
Didn't expect to see you here!
Sorry, go back to swim!
I knew you had come back!
So you come back as well!
No, my firm transferred me over!
Alice, don't deny it!
We had been together for so long!
Robert, how can you...
OK, I don't care if you are transferred!
We are separated
The past has passed!
Leave me alone!
Of course I'll leave you alone!
That's good!
I have a new girl friend!
And we'll get marry soon!
Congratulations!
She's from a big family!
Don't let our past spoil the marriage
Surely not!
That's good!
Thanks!
It's here!
You're looking for Mr. Chow?
He just left to meet a customer
Miss, is this the top floor?
Yes
Oh, right!
What's so right?
Oh, I mean the height!
It's high enough to fall to death!
What are you talking about?
I bought some stocks last week!
The value fell from $10 to 20cents...
and my wife left me!
I wanna jump to death!
Miss, don't treat me so well
I am a troublemaker!
Mr. Think it over!
Miss, you must be kind hearted
But don't stop me!
I won't stop you, I want to tell you
The water tank is the highest!
Jump from there
I'm sure you'll die without pain!
You are so devil minded!
I can't stand you!
You have a clear look now!
I want...
Bigmouth Tsang!
When did you come back?
This morning, to look for you!
I think this lady has potential!
She has potential in acting!
Come in!
OKI
Miss, do you know what you're good for?
What?
A whore!
Go to hell!
It's not bad!
Yes, why do you come back?!
Half for business, half personal!
Do you have a trading business?
Yes, as you can see!
I give you a plum later!
What plum?
Have you heard of Amigo?
It's a ferns brand!
They have popular sports wear
and equipment!
The Amigo Vice president...
is Miss China of U.S.A, now she's back!
I am her manager!
Can I get the dealership?
If you like, for sure!
We talk it over tonight!
Your friend is late!
Peter is always late!
He should be here soon!
I make a phone call!
To whom?
Mr. Dinner?
My friend is here! Welcome!
Sir, are you alright?
I am alright, just bad habit
So obedient, OK, I'll let go!
Sorry...
You are so late!
I just mot a beauty!
And we chatted!
Someone else?
Yes, my wife!
Are you kidding, with your wife!
So you are married?
Yes, a few years back!
A few years already?
You fool, remember in secondary school
You were called Holland Bank Cheque!
What?
You are a fool!
How can you get married?
Marriage to a man is!
Is what?
To abuse himself
No, I think I am happy!
Happy, not as me!
I have different girls every night!
I like steadies!
I seldom date different girls!
Oh right!
It does not suit everybody!
So, I understand!
Oh, it's you, don't forget about me!
Peter!
She's the one who kept chatting with me!
Miss, but I have to done with the fool!
If not, I'll have dinner with you!
But I can leave him alone!
Peter, she's...
I know, she wants to date another night!
What if tonight, now?
What would we have?
I'm hungry, honey!
honey?
What would you like darling?
Darling?
She's Mimi, my wife!
How are you?
Fine, make yourself comfortable!
Call me Mimi!
Mimi!
Mimi
Peter!
Should have told me of such a lovely wife
Vincent, I'm happy for you!
Remember what you had just said?
I math the single man!
Someone like me!
Get yourself a wife?!
It's not easy
I'll help you!
Thanks!
Peter, let's order!
OK, waiter!
Honey, let's dance!
Yes, go!
Dance? You know I can't!
That's easy, go!
No, I can't...
He never dances with me!
I can't!
I can back you up!
I really can't!
I'll teach you, come along!
Right, you dance with Mini!
I'm only helping you!
Mimi, please...
Good!
Thanks!
Cha Chal
Cha Chal
Cha Cha
Cha Chal
OK
What about Rock?
Good, let's try!
I hurt my finger!
Mimi is in my mind all the time!
She's got me!
But she's Vincent's wife!
But so what?
It's my duty to care about her too!
Drive carefully!
1 willl
Bye!
It's you, Peter?
I am Valentino!
That fits you!
Of course!
It's for you!
For me?
Vincent has never bought me flowers!
You surely understand women!
You are lovely!
I got to get going!
No, come in!
Look the door!
These are lovely flowers!
Oh, she's the prettiest I've ever met
Have a drink!
You are very nice!
You should have girl friend!
I like perfect things!
A cup of teal
You want some milk?
Yeah, I like milk!
OK, I'll get you sugar!
No sugar, you are sweet enough!
Get you stoned!
Thanks...
Drink!
The milk tastes sour?
No!
No?
It's sour when you finish it, try it!
Try to finish it!
That's right?
No, it's not!
No?
Oh, I feel sour in my mouth!
I must have made a mistake!
Have some teal!
Have some teal!
Have some teal!
Sorry to wet your clothes!
It's OK, I can take it off!
That's a good ideal
Wipe it...
I want to...
Peter, it's you?
My new name is Valentino!
Valentino, what a common name!
It's for you!
Thanks!
Are you kidding?
It's a new product Frosh in hand!
Frosh in hand?
Yes, new product from Africa
I have to go! Bye!
I took my brother's shoe this morning!
It's too small
I have blisters on my foot!
Do you wanna come in?!
Thank you!
It's like being there!
No more flowers next time!
Vincent buys me flower every day!
Is it still pain on you foot?
A little bit!
Take a magazine!
Oh, magazine...
Why still no tea?
I feel thirsty
after shark fin this morning!
Shark fin in the morning?
Yes!
Do you have something drinkable?
Yes, what do you like?
Anything!
Get you some water
Water is no good!
Tea?
Good!
Thank you
I'm lucky today!
Nothing to see!
No milk?
Milk?
Yes, I like milk!
OK, I'll get you some!
She'll be stoned!
Where is the toilet?
Over there! Thanks!
Two sugars?
No sugar!
Swan him teal
Have some teal!
The milk tastes sour, you try it!
You take one then!
No I like the sour taste!
It's not sour now!
Let's play games!
What kind of games?
See if you are alert enough!
You follow what I do!
See if you can follow!
OKI
Let's start!
Nanny wears glasses!
Grand-pa on the grass!
hurting the neck!
Can never wake!
Ha... deserves it!
Have some teal!
You are dead for sure!
You said I'll be dead!
You said I'll be dead!
That's finished!
Yes, finished!
Do you feel dizzy?
No!
No? What about your heart beat?
It's fine!
Fine?!
Do you feel hot on the face?
Hot?
It's fine!
Why...
But I feel so hot!
And my heart beats so fast!
I feel dizzy!
You swapped my drink?
I out sugar in yours, and you!
Don't take sugar, so I swapped!
You trapped me!
I'll get you a wet towel!
No, I need dissolution!
What dissolution?
I need a man!
I need Vanilla!
Peter, are you alright?
I haven't had Vanilla!
Come in!
Yes sir, what can I do for you?
Vincent
do you know Amigo's vice president
Is looking for South East Asia's dealer?
I know!
Do you know if we get it!
We can make money and fame!
I know!
And 8 firms are at it!
I know!
Then why don't you join in?
Boss, keep calm!
It's not a big deal!
Trust me!
Do you mean it?
Of course!
100% ?
100%!
What if you fail?
I get fired!
But what if I get it?
$18,000 more in you pay and 24 months pay!
That's it, you can celebrate!
I wait for you good news!
Don't worry!
Peter, it's Vincent, I come to see you!
The boss complained!
We let the whores go!
But it's so hard to differentiate them
You got to keep your eyes wide open!
Miss Chung Thanks!
Some flowers for you
Thanks!
Why smile at me, I have to be careful!
Wanna attract my attention!
I won't fall into your trap!
He's not a gentleman!
Mr. I dropped something near your foot
Please pick it up for me!
Talk to me? No way!
Mr. Please!
What a shit man!
Miss, why do you follow me?
Who follows you?
You follow me upstairs!
I won't have deals with you!
What did you say?
Cantonese!
Go away, Miss
Oh, you know each other!
Come in...
Why stand there?
So many things?
You...
How did you find such goody?
I spent a lot of time!
Your spray! Thanks!
It was nearly kicked away!
She's the one I told you
Miss Alice, vice president of Amigo!
And he's the one I'm going to introduce!
To be the dealer, Mr. Ho Pik Shin!
Peter, how nice!
What are you doing?
Peter, I did two wrongs!
What two wrongs?
The first one is to know you!
It's not bad knowing me!
What's the second one?
I have mistaken her!
What was the misunderstanding?!
Can't explain it
Everything can be explained!
I am good at speech!
I can explain to her!
What was the misunderstanding?
Whore!
Oh, whore!
What? Whore?
You thought she was a whore?
I can't help you then!
I'll be fired for sure!
Happy birthday, honey!
Thanks honey!
Honey, I am only 307
Alan says he is 26 every year!
You are always 30 in my heart!
Vincent? It's Peter!
How is it, Peter?
Good news, Alice agrees to see you now!
Come to the hotel lobby now!
Now?
I can't now!
It's now or never!
Let me think...
Don't think, come!
Honey, what's the matter?
Peter said the customer
wants to see me now!
Go then!
No, we are...
Honey, we can always be together!
Business is more important!
I'll wait for you here!
OKI
I'll wait for you!
Bye!
Where's Vincent?
He went to join you?
No, it's nighttime, no business!
He must have...
What?!
No, Vincent won't fool around!
Romance makes me...
Have some wine...
You have something on your mind!
Tell me?
See if I can help?
Of course you can!
I can't leave you out!
Tell me then!
I had loved someone before!
But she loved someone else
On her birthday she went out for business!
And left me alone
I am so lonely!
Do you know that's someone similar?
You don't have to day
Do we have the chance to stay together!
Of course!
Let's go!
It's too late!
Then what?
I come to your hotel next Sunday!
It's a deal!
Are you lying to me?
Why should I?
No?
I swear if I lie...
OK I trust you!
Cousin?
I have arranged you
to meet Peter on Sunday!
Really?
Yes, dress better!
1 willl
Bye!
Miss Alice!
Why are you following me Mr.?
You started from the main lobby
I am a lady, won't pay you!
Miss Alice, you asked me to come!
I never made the appointment!
Peter told me to meet you here!
I have waited for a long time!
It's Peter again, I fix him up!
OK, come to my room!
Your room?
It's so late
To my room or leave!
No problem!
No problem going to the room, I help you!
Come in!
It's a nice onel
Put them down!
Have some wine?
No, I like orange juice!
Orange juice!
Thanks!
I am sorry!
That's OK...
The pants are so wet to wear!
I ask the housekeeper to wash it for you!
It'll be ready in an hour!
Take the pants off!
How can I?
You are so conservative!
I get you a dressing gown!
Gol!
Quick!
Hand me the pants!
Alice!
Alice!
Where is the dressing gown?
Quiet, or you'll wake him up!
Who?
Honey, I am coming!
You have a guess, I get going!
What guess? What do you think I am?
No, I said it wrong!
My boyfriend John!
He is a boxer!
Last time in the restaurant!
He hit the guy for glancing at me!
You stay for a while, I'll talk to him!
Operator, please call again in 5 minutes!
And send one serve of egg sandwich!
No!
You are so tired!
You want!
His punches are so powerful!
Should have a shower first!
Miss!
I don't want to be hurt!
Don't worry, he is asleep!
Just like a pig!
Let's talk about business!
Good, my firm is...
Mr. Ho?
A man or woman?
Who's looking for Mr. Ho? Mrs. Ho!
He's gone!
You don't believe?
I can't help it if you don't!
You are afraid of your wife?
Afraid of my wife?
No!
Who's that? A woman!
Woman...
Must be your wife!
My wife?
You wait here!
What shall I do?
Why afraid of your wife!
How can I explain!
Hide yourself!
No, John is in there!
You just don't wake him up!
Don't wake up, we're innocent!
Thanks!
Don't wake up!
He has gone for a long time!
You look for yourself!
Don't go to my room!
Don't push open the door!
Oh my god!
My boyfriend is in there!
Don't wake him up!
No, I said no!
Don't push open!
Don't, it is going to break!
I am finished!
Honey, I am loyal to you!
Aren't you afraid of
waking my boyfriend up?
Nothing has happened!
Alice, let's talk business!
Mr. Ho, we had been talking business!
I wanna test your response
I was satisfied!
My firm wants a dealer who is
Familiar with sports and dance!
I am good at it!
I wanna test!
I am always ready!
Peter, don't forget our date tomorrow!
OK, I'll wait for you in my room
where's Vincent?
He hasn't back yet
he is quite busy lately
He must be cheating behind your back
Nonsense, he'll never do this to me
Men do this, you better check
How?
See if he comes home really tired
if so, he must be cheating
Tired? He's back, see you tomorrow, bye!
Honey, I am back!
I know what you want, but I can't!
Honey, why are you so tired?
Tired? No, I am not tired!
Iam in form!
You are not exhausted!
Of course not!
Honey, let me have a shower
What would you like to drink?
Red bull, pocari, etc...
and 8 vitamin E!
So late!
Hi! Peter!
Hi, please come in!
Good!
I am sorry to keep you waiting!
I am dying to see you come!
You have to be patient, can't hurry!
It's so personal, do you know!
It's my first time!
I need to build up my mood!
What mood?!
That's a good ideal
What do you close the blind?
That's romantic!
Brighter is better!
We can have a better look!
Better look?!
Gee, Mimi, you are so open-minded!
I tell you the truth!
I'm a virgin!
I know it!
If not, I won't do it!
Well, what do you want me to do later?
I am not as experienced, you tell me!
OK, I command!
I'll satisfy you, but...
But what?
About the figure...
No problem on the figure!
You don't mind?
I am very satisfied!
Are you ready?!
Coming!
Coming...
My cousin!
Ask her to go to hell!
I ask her to come!
You ask your cousin to come?
Buy some toys!
I look for my cousin!
Go for a show and come back later
I don't go to movies
Spend an hour on the street
Where can I spend an hour?
Say 20 minutes, I'll be quick!
Mimi!
What are you doing to my cousin?
Mimi, he...
I ask her to come in!
Come in!
Mimi!
She's Bobo, he is Peter!
I have officially introduced you two!
You have to build up your feelings!
Mimi, and you?
Me? I have fulfilled my duty!
Mimi, you made a mistake!
I made a mistake?
Yes!
You don't like knowing my cousin?
I like meeting your girlfriends
But your cousin, she has nothing
I had told you about her figure!
Yes, I don't mind big ones like yours!
But I mind no tits!
No tits, what do you think you are!
You are nothing!
Shorty!
Cousin!
Is your cousin a fisherman?
Quick!
Soon!
Not bad!
I can do 100 times!
Come up!
I feel hungry, can we go to eat?
No, I have to jump!
Jump?
Do you want to?
Yes, jump!
Mr. Ho, wake up!
How are you Mr. Ho?
Damn!
I am alright, thank you
You scared me!
I was joking?
You are a villain!
Miss Alice, your invitation card!
With partner
Do you have time tomorrow night?
Yes!
Can you be my partner?
OK...
Hello, welcome Alice, you look great!
Thanks!
This is Mr. Chan Hon Shing, Mr. Ho!
Welcome!
Nice meeting you!
Get yourself a drink!
Go to serve the others, we are fine!
Sorry, Sunny, you are late!
Lola, you look beautiful!
Really?
I get you something, what would you like?
Fruit juice!
Alice, why are you here?
I told you to leave me alone!
I didn't know you'd be here!
If I knew, I'd not come!
I am not a kid!
What do you want from me?
Darling, why walk away without telling me?
Let me introduce!
This is Miss Alice Chung, my fiancee Helen
How are you! How do you do?
You are Robert's ex-girlfriend?
Do they like the good old days?
We have separated for a long time!
It's OK, I am very open minded!
Only my family cares
I get you a boyfriend another time!
Excuse me, please!
Alice, yours!
Thanks!
She's got a boyfriend!
Thank God!
Alice, introduce!
This is Mr. Ho, Helen, Robert!
Hil How are you!
Mr. Ho, I am your master!
Master?
Alice was my ex-girlfriend!
Do you mind?
Alice, tell me something
bad about Robert!
I can't remember!
Alice is very kind hearted
She never complained my snoring!
Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is ready!
Please take your seat!
Mr. Ho, see you later!
we have a lot to talk about!
On behalf of H.K. Fitness Association!
I welcome all of you!
To make the night raging!
we have a speech competition before dinner
And I believe there are good speakers!
And our guests tonight
Will pick a gift from the treasure box!
And we start free there
And we hope that the gift
can be given to one of our ladies
Our first guest...
Is Mr. Robert Wong!
It's you!
Ka Wah, I dare not argue with you!
I need to choose my competitor!
To make sure that I can win!
Mr. Wong, pick a gift!
OKI
It's a crystal ashtray!
See what Mr. Wong is going to say!
It is an expensive ash tray
The ash tray reminds me of a lighter
For they are both for cigarettes
But their fates are different
Smokers have the lighters with them!
But not the ashtray!
Not matter how beautiful the tray is
It only stays in the office or at home
If cigarettes stand for men!
The other two stand for women!
Then women know the rule of fates!
If a man still smokes
after a hard day's work!
The ashtray can still be useful!
But if the man puts the ash everywhere!
The ashtray is useless!
It's not like a lighter!
which can light up a man's life!
So, for those women
Stay away from the man who leaves you!
Don't try to bind them!
For you are an ashtray only!
It seems to be meaningful!
Mr. Wong, well!
Will you give the present
to your girlfriend?
Not for my girlfriend!
But for someone else's girlfriend!
Someone who is even prettier, Alice!
Miss Chung!
Please!
you welcome!
After what Mr. Wong had said
we ask another guest to come up!
who would like to volunteer?
Me
That's great!
What's the name please?
Ho
Mr. Ho, pick a gift!
Good!
A camera, please!
The camera reminds me of a telescope!
They both have lenses!
And we use our eyes to use it!
But they have different basic elements
I take the camera
and telescope as ex-lovers!
They have different attitude towards love
The telescope can zoom in from far away!
But when you put it down!
things become blur again!
So it is temporary!
A camera is different
It keeps what has been shoot!
Just like true love, it is eternity!
Lovers may not get together!
But if they really love one another
This love will be with them forever!
I hate the telescopic type of love
For it is not true love!
I hope that your love is like a camera!
Remember your lover all the time!
I bring Miss Chung's tray back!
She deserves the camera!
The ashtray is for Mr. Wong!
Thank you for what you have said!
You know I can't really talk!
Don't know why I had the ideal
I just couldn't stop talking!
I hate man ill-treat women!
we have separated for 3 months!
I just want to have
a little bit of change!
So I asked for transfer!
But he said he would get married!
I understand how you feel!
But don't regret what you have done!
That's good!
Love is only part of our life!
Thanks, you know a lot!
I read from the books!
My Chinese is bad, can you teach me!
Do you like poem?
Something like The moon shines on the bed!
Something similar!
That's not much difference!
Leave it then...
I know a famous poet!
Tsui Chi Mor has a poem Incidentally!
It's about the chance one meets the other!
You teach me now!
I am a piece of cloud in the sky!
I am a piece of cloud in the sky!
I shade on you incidentally!
I shade on you incidentally!
Don't be afraid, don't be happy!
Don't be afraid, don't be happy!
Suddenly it disappears!
Suddenly it disappears!
You and I meet at...
You read the rest!
See if you can read it!
I'm sure I can!
Rush... overtake... no bumping!
Stop, someone is coming up from outside
Gee, that's quick!
Chase... finished?
Great!
I've won!
My Grandma lives here!
Who is that?
It's me, open up!
Why doesn't she go to the States?
She loves Hong Kong!
Miss!
Grandma!
Come in!
Grandma...
You are so nice, love!
Don't have to come if you are busy!
Just call me!
I miss you!
Miss me?
Grandma, this is...
This is Robert Wong, right?
Grandma!
Madam!
Just call me Grandma!
Like Alice does!
You should come with him long ago!
Grandma, I just arrived this morning!
And I come straight away to see you!
You really care about grandma!
Let me have a good look at him!
Come... here...
He is not bad!
I leave you two for a while
Come sit here!
OKI
It's the same as my imagination!
I believe Alice has good taste!
Grandma, don't flatter me!
I brought up Alice from young!
She tells me everything!
You two get along very welll
Yes, we do!
What do you think of Alice?
She has a lot of good points!
She is brilliant, kind hearted!
And has a pleasant personality
Then marry her!
You said this year, right?
Grandma, Robert has an appointment!
Stay a bit longer!
We come another time!
Wait!
Robert, here's a piece of jade!
It's for Alice's wedding!
I give it to you now!
Grandma!
You have to keep it safe!
You have to take care of Alice!
Grandma, we have to go now!
I'll escort you!
No, we're in a hurry!
Let's go!
Call me if you have time!
I'm sorry for you!
Hope I can help!
Give you back the jade!
This is what grandma gave you!
Peter, you have to say sorry to Bobo!
OK, Mimil
I'll apologize as long as you're happy!
Bobo, sorry!
That is not that important for girls!
with big tits sometimes fail too
Flat chest means things go smooth
What are you talking about?
Don't look down on yourself!
You can do anything but a milk feeder
What else you can't do!
As a human being...
Every man is a villain
No, Vincent is not bad!
He is not a good man!
He is very intimate with Alice!
Really? Walk holding hands!
That's not intimate!
They are dealing with the business!
Yes!
But that's not 24 hours a day!
Yes, 6 days a week
and 10 or so kisses everyday!
Each kiss for 15 minutes
that's not too much!
I love this music! Let's dance!
I can't dance!
I'll teach you!
Come, it's easy!
Count the beat, 1,2...
Welcome!
Honey, still awake?
Can't go to sleep
You miss me?
You should be very happy!
Of course, I am lucky!
I'll be promoted and get more pay!
How is the business?
Pretty good!
I think I can get Amigo's dealership!
What's Alice like?
She's smart!
Very brilliant and kind hearted!
And she dance really well!
Right, we join her show tomorrow!
I have a date, you go alone tomorrow!
It's your loss if you can't go!
So many beauties!
Alice, you are great!
Alice is so great!
Very in form!
Your wife is really big!
What do you think, good stuff?
They fight with one another
What shall we do?
Let's go!
Stop it!
Where you go?
After my wife!
She'll be back, see how Alice is!
Honey! Honey!
Honey!
I didn't expect you to come
Me neither!
Is it your practice
to keep people standing here?
Please come in!
I was thinking all the way when I come!
Do I come here for you or your wife!
When you opened the door
I know I miss you!
I may be wrong!
I have to explain to your wife about us!
I have to apologize, and then walk away
But I can't!
Want to escape from reality!
Hide away my failure!
Thank you for helping me when I need it!
I won't for get such a happy time!
Thanks for whatever you had done for me!
As you have said
love is only part of life!
We are not always clear of it
Even life is like a movie
A good show will stay in our heart
Lets talk about something else!
Tsui Chi Mor's Incidentally!
I can recite it now!
I recite the 2nd section for you!
Sit down first!
You and I met in the sea in the dark!
We had different directions!
It's good if you forget...
And the brightness when we meet
What do you thank?
Good memory!
I have to go!
Don't have to escort me!
Boss, I failed to get the contract!
I have to resign
Resign?
You are a good actor, hal
You want an antic climax?
Alice just signed the contract with us!
And with very good terms!
She appreciates your attitude
towards your job!
It's our luck this time!
Great...
Cheers...
Cheers...
Cheers
Cheers...
This time I want tell You!
Your wife and Peter
will leave at 10 tonight
And back to Mimi's mother's
I hope you can stop them!
Thanks for telling me!
You are lucky to have
someone who loves you!
You better go and
pick her up at the airport tonight!
1 will
Give me a call if you ever come to America
Bye! See you!
Let's go!
Quick!
Can you buy some cigarettes
and wine for me?
We can buy them inside!
Can you buy me some plums, gums...
and some magazines!
It's not the 7-1 1 shop here!
OK, I go. I'll try to satisfy you!
Wait for mel
Honey...
Vincent, I think
we need to calm down for a while
Honey, I know it has been hard for you!
I am dull all the time!
I am a dull person!
But I have learnt what you like best
Alan's To love in autumn
I sing it for you!
If we have to separate!
Don't have to ask me to stay
If love is eternity
there is no separation
One day in autumn
I remember the love has gone!
Are you having a concert in the airport?
Seems that you are sick!
It won't help
even if you are as good as Alan!
You have hurt your wife!
Vincent, I don't blame you are dull!
The reason why I leave you...
Because you have an affair!
You fool around!
You have an outside marriage affair?
Outside marriage affair?
Peter, I can explain this!
Sometimes it is worse explaining!
I suppose you two separate for a while
Vincent, I'll take care of Mimi!
She'll be fine!
You don't trust me!
Peter, take care of her for me!
You have to...
We are pals!
We have no distensions!
One more!
Peter, David, my boyfriend!
Hi Hello!
What is the matter?
I didn't expect to lose!
Lose what?
I can't win Vincent's love!
He is a really dull person!
And you have got his wife!
What are you talking about?
Mrs. Ho, oh no, Mrs. Tsang
What's going on, why gave me money!
We'll work it out in the States!
We'll find another couple
in Singapore next time!
You take us as your bet!
We always do it!
Don't listen to him!
Miss Alice, who was the winner you said?
Peter is the winner!
No, it was a break even!
We never thought of separation!
How can it be!
Peter, look at my breasts!
Come with me, let's go!
Let's go, shall we?
Come...
Bye!
Thanks a lot!
My pleasure!
Bye!
Let's go!
How can it be?
Do you want to have a look!
Can I?
Can take them out!
Maniac, staring at girls!
Watch out when we are home!
It's cold, honey!
Get up quick!
You fool me, dare you?
It's itchy!
It hurts?
You're such a liar
Are you alright sir?
I'm fine!
But you look so awful!
It's just my bad habit!
But if you insist in helping me
Help me to go over there!
Hold my hand and my neck, please!
Are you alright?
Yes!
Mr. Are you alright?
Let me lean on you!
Mr., you are heavy!
Miss, it's so comfortable leaning on you!
What's happening?
He hurts his back!
How do you feel?
What a chest!
He is my uncle!
Uncle, help him!
OK, let me fix it!
I am fine now!
Thank you, Miss!
Thanks!
So curious!
Hil
Miss Alice, What are your title?
Miss aerobic, U.S.A
What's your purpose being here?
I represent the U.S. Aerobic Club
to visit Hong Kong and have seminars
I am Alice's manager, Peter Tsang!
Stop taking photos! I'm shy, please!
Where have you been?
I met a pretty lady
Will you say a few words, Mr. Tsang?
Alice is to bring in
the latest aerobic dance
And some latest equipment!
She will demonstrate how to use!
Do come and have a look...
Let's take some photos out there!
OKI
Yes, let's go!
Miss Alice, there are many rivals
But this Amigo promotion plan...
is the most detailed one!
I give you an answer after reading it!
Great, excuse me then!
OKI
Bye!
Hello, Robert!
Didn't expect to see you here!
Sorry, go back to swim!
I knew you had come back!
So you come back as well!
No, my firm transferred me over!
Alice, don't deny it!
We had been together for so long!
Robert, how can you...
OK, I don't care if you are transferred!
We are separated
The past has passed!
Leave me alone!
Of course I'll leave you alone!
That's good!
I have a new girl friend!
And we'll get marry soon!
Congratulations!
She's from a big family!
Don't let our past spoil the marriage
Surely not!
That's good!
Thanks!
It's here!
You're looking for Mr. Chow?
He just left to meet a customer
Miss, is this the top floor?
Yes
Oh, right!
What's so right?
Oh, I mean the height!
It's high enough to fall to death!
What are you talking about?
I bought some stocks last week!
The value fell from $10 to 20cents...
and my wife left me!
I wanna jump to death!
Miss, don't treat me so well
I am a troublemaker!
Mr. Think it over!
Miss, you must be kind hearted
But don't stop me!
I won't stop you, I want to tell you
The water tank is the highest!
Jump from there
I'm sure you'll die without pain!
You are so devil minded!
I can't stand you!
You have a clear look now!
I want...
Bigmouth Tsang!
When did you come back?
This morning, to look for you!
I think this lady has potential!
She has potential in acting!
Come in!
OKI
Miss, do you know what you're good for?
What?
A whore!
Go to hell!
It's not bad!
Yes, why do you come back?!
Half for business, half personal!
Do you have a trading business?
Yes, as you can see!
I give you a plum later!
What plum?
Have you heard of Amigo?
It's a ferns brand!
They have popular sports wear
and equipment!
The Amigo Vice president...
is Miss China of U.S.A, now she's back!
I am her manager!
Can I get the dealership?
If you like, for sure!
We talk it over tonight!
Your friend is late!
Peter is always late!
He should be here soon!
I make a phone call!
To whom?
Mr. Dinner?
My friend is here! Welcome!
Sir, are you alright?
I am alright, just bad habit
So obedient, OK, I'll let go!
Sorry...
You are so late!
I just mot a beauty!
And we chatted!
Someone else?
Yes, my wife!
Are you kidding, with your wife!
So you are married?
Yes, a few years back!
A few years already?
You fool, remember in secondary school
You were called Holland Bank Cheque!
What?
You are a fool!
How can you get married?
Marriage to a man is!
Is what?
To abuse himself
No, I think I am happy!
Happy, not as me!
I have different girls every night!
I like steadies!
I seldom date different girls!
Oh right!
It does not suit everybody!
So, I understand!
Oh, it's you, don't forget about me!
Peter!
She's the one who kept chatting with me!
Miss, but I have to done with the fool!
If not, I'll have dinner with you!
But I can leave him alone!
Peter, she's...
I know, she wants to date another night!
What if tonight, now?
What would we have?
I'm hungry, honey!
honey?
What would you like darling?
Darling?
She's Mimi, my wife!
How are you?
Fine, make yourself comfortable!
Call me Mimi!
Mimi!
Mimi
Peter!
Should have told me of such a lovely wife
Vincent, I'm happy for you!
Remember what you had just said?
I math the single man!
Someone like me!
Get yourself a wife?!
It's not easy
I'll help you!
Thanks!
Peter, let's order!
OK, waiter!
Honey, let's dance!
Yes, go!
Dance? You know I can't!
That's easy, go!
No, I can't...
He never dances with me!
I can't!
I can back you up!
I really can't!
I'll teach you, come along!
Right, you dance with Mini!
I'm only helping you!
Mimi, please...
Good!
Thanks!
Cha Chal
Cha Chal
Cha Cha
Cha Chal
OK
What about Rock?
Good, let's try!
I hurt my finger!
Mimi is in my mind all the time!
She's got me!
But she's Vincent's wife!
But so what?
It's my duty to care about her too!
Drive carefully!
1 willl
Bye!
It's you, Peter?
I am Valentino!
That fits you!
Of course!
It's for you!
For me?
Vincent has never bought me flowers!
You surely understand women!
You are lovely!
I got to get going!
No, come in!
Look the door!
These are lovely flowers!
Oh, she's the prettiest I've ever met
Have a drink!
You are very nice!
You should have girl friend!
I like perfect things!
A cup of teal
You want some milk?
Yeah, I like milk!
OK, I'll get you sugar!
No sugar, you are sweet enough!
Get you stoned!
Thanks...
Drink!
The milk tastes sour?
No!
No?
It's sour when you finish it, try it!
Try to finish it!
That's right?
No, it's not!
No?
Oh, I feel sour in my mouth!
I must have made a mistake!
Have some teal!
Have some teal!
Have some teal!
Sorry to wet your clothes!
It's OK, I can take it off!
That's a good ideal
Wipe it...
I want to...
Peter, it's you?
My new name is Valentino!
Valentino, what a common name!
It's for you!
Thanks!
Are you kidding?
It's a new product Frosh in hand!
Frosh in hand?
Yes, new product from Africa
I have to go! Bye!
I took my brother's shoe this morning!
It's too small
I have blisters on my foot!
Do you wanna come in?!
Thank you!
It's like being there!
No more flowers next time!
Vincent buys me flower every day!
Is it still pain on you foot?
A little bit!
Take a magazine!
Oh, magazine...
Why still no tea?
I feel thirsty
after shark fin this morning!
Shark fin in the morning?
Yes!
Do you have something drinkable?
Yes, what do you like?
Anything!
Get you some water
Water is no good!
Tea?
Good!
Thank you
I'm lucky today!
Nothing to see!
No milk?
Milk?
Yes, I like milk!
OK, I'll get you some!
She'll be stoned!
Where is the toilet?
Over there! Thanks!
Two sugars?
No sugar!
Swan him teal
Have some teal!
The milk tastes sour, you try it!
You take one then!
No I like the sour taste!
It's not sour now!
Let's play games!
What kind of games?
See if you are alert enough!
You follow what I do!
See if you can follow!
OKI
Let's start!
Nanny wears glasses!
Grand-pa on the grass!
hurting the neck!
Can never wake!
Ha... deserves it!
Have some teal!
You are dead for sure!
You said I'll be dead!
You said I'll be dead!
That's finished!
Yes, finished!
Do you feel dizzy?
No!
No? What about your heart beat?
It's fine!
Fine?!
Do you feel hot on the face?
Hot?
It's fine!
Why...
But I feel so hot!
And my heart beats so fast!
I feel dizzy!
You swapped my drink?
I out sugar in yours, and you!
Don't take sugar, so I swapped!
You trapped me!
I'll get you a wet towel!
No, I need dissolution!
What dissolution?
I need a man!
I need Vanilla!
Peter, are you alright?
I haven't had Vanilla!
Come in!
Yes sir, what can I do for you?
Vincent
do you know Amigo's vice president
Is looking for South East Asia's dealer?
I know!
Do you know if we get it!
We can make money and fame!
I know!
And 8 firms are at it!
I know!
Then why don't you join in?
Boss, keep calm!
It's not a big deal!
Trust me!
Do you mean it?
Of course!
100% ?
100%!
What if you fail?
I get fired!
But what if I get it?
$18,000 more in you pay and 24 months pay!
That's it, you can celebrate!
I wait for you good news!
Don't worry!
Peter, it's Vincent, I come to see you!
The boss complained!
We let the whores go!
But it's so hard to differentiate them
You got to keep your eyes wide open!
Miss Chung Thanks!
Some flowers for you
Thanks!
Why smile at me, I have to be careful!
Wanna attract my attention!
I won't fall into your trap!
He's not a gentleman!
Mr. I dropped something near your foot
Please pick it up for me!
Talk to me? No way!
Mr. Please!
What a shit man!
Miss, why do you follow me?
Who follows you?
You follow me upstairs!
I won't have deals with you!
What did you say?
Cantonese!
Go away, Miss
Oh, you know each other!
Come in...
Why stand there?
So many things?
You...
How did you find such goody?
I spent a lot of time!
Your spray! Thanks!
It was nearly kicked away!
She's the one I told you
Miss Alice, vice president of Amigo!
And he's the one I'm going to introduce!
To be the dealer, Mr. Ho Pik Shin!
Peter, how nice!
What are you doing?
Peter, I did two wrongs!
What two wrongs?
The first one is to know you!
It's not bad knowing me!
What's the second one?
I have mistaken her!
What was the misunderstanding?!
Can't explain it
Everything can be explained!
I am good at speech!
I can explain to her!
What was the misunderstanding?
Whore!
Oh, whore!
What? Whore?
You thought she was a whore?
I can't help you then!
I'll be fired for sure!
Happy birthday, honey!
Thanks honey!
Honey, I am only 307
Alan says he is 26 every year!
You are always 30 in my heart!
Vincent? It's Peter!
How is it, Peter?
Good news, Alice agrees to see you now!
Come to the hotel lobby now!
Now?
I can't now!
It's now or never!
Let me think...
Don't think, come!
Honey, what's the matter?
Peter said the customer
wants to see me now!
Go then!
No, we are...
Honey, we can always be together!
Business is more important!
I'll wait for you here!
OKI
I'll wait for you!
Bye!
Where's Vincent?
He went to join you?
No, it's nighttime, no business!
He must have...
What?!
No, Vincent won't fool around!
Romance makes me...
Have some wine...
You have something on your mind!
Tell me?
See if I can help?
Of course you can!
I can't leave you out!
Tell me then!
I had loved someone before!
But she loved someone else
On her birthday she went out for business!
And left me alone
I am so lonely!
Do you know that's someone similar?
You don't have to day
Do we have the chance to stay together!
Of course!
Let's go!
It's too late!
Then what?
I come to your hotel next Sunday!
It's a deal!
Are you lying to me?
Why should I?
No?
I swear if I lie...
OK I trust you!
Cousin?
I have arranged you
to meet Peter on Sunday!
Really?
Yes, dress better!
1 willl
Bye!
Miss Alice!
Why are you following me Mr.?
You started from the main lobby
I am a lady, won't pay you!
Miss Alice, you asked me to come!
I never made the appointment!
Peter told me to meet you here!
I have waited for a long time!
It's Peter again, I fix him up!
OK, come to my room!
Your room?
It's so late
To my room or leave!
No problem!
No problem going to the room, I help you!
Come in!
It's a nice onel
Put them down!
Have some wine?
No, I like orange juice!
Orange juice!
Thanks!
I am sorry!
That's OK...
The pants are so wet to wear!
I ask the housekeeper to wash it for you!
It'll be ready in an hour!
Take the pants off!
How can I?
You are so conservative!
I get you a dressing gown!
Gol!
Quick!
Hand me the pants!
Alice!
Alice!
Where is the dressing gown?
Quiet, or you'll wake him up!
Who?
Honey, I am coming!
You have a guess, I get going!
What guess? What do you think I am?
No, I said it wrong!
My boyfriend John!
He is a boxer!
Last time in the restaurant!
He hit the guy for glancing at me!
You stay for a while, I'll talk to him!
Operator, please call again in 5 minutes!
And send one serve of egg sandwich!
No!
You are so tired!
You want!
His punches are so powerful!
Should have a shower first!
Miss!
I don't want to be hurt!
Don't worry, he is asleep!
Just like a pig!
Let's talk about business!
Good, my firm is...
Mr. Ho?
A man or woman?
Who's looking for Mr. Ho? Mrs. Ho!
He's gone!
You don't believe?
I can't help it if you don't!
You are afraid of your wife?
Afraid of my wife?
No!
Who's that? A woman!
Woman...
Must be your wife!
My wife?
You wait here!
What shall I do?
Why afraid of your wife!
How can I explain!
Hide yourself!
No, John is in there!
You just don't wake him up!
Don't wake up, we're innocent!
Thanks!
Don't wake up!
He has gone for a long time!
You look for yourself!
Don't go to my room!
Don't push open the door!
Oh my god!
My boyfriend is in there!
Don't wake him up!
No, I said no!
Don't push open!
Don't, it is going to break!
I am finished!
Honey, I am loyal to you!
Aren't you afraid of
waking my boyfriend up?
Nothing has happened!
Alice, let's talk business!
Mr. Ho, we had been talking business!
I wanna test your response
I was satisfied!
My firm wants a dealer who is
Familiar with sports and dance!
I am good at it!
I wanna test!
I am always ready!
Peter, don't forget our date tomorrow!
OK, I'll wait for you in my room
where's Vincent?
He hasn't back yet
he is quite busy lately
He must be cheating behind your back
Nonsense, he'll never do this to me
Men do this, you better check
How?
See if he comes home really tired
if so, he must be cheating
Tired? He's back, see you tomorrow, bye!
Honey, I am back!
I know what you want, but I can't!
Honey, why are you so tired?
Tired? No, I am not tired!
Iam in form!
You are not exhausted!
Of course not!
Honey, let me have a shower
What would you like to drink?
Red bull, pocari, etc...
and 8 vitamin E!
So late!
Hi! Peter!
Hi, please come in!
Good!
I am sorry to keep you waiting!
I am dying to see you come!
You have to be patient, can't hurry!
It's so personal, do you know!
It's my first time!
I need to build up my mood!
What mood?!
That's a good ideal
What do you close the blind?
That's romantic!
Brighter is better!
We can have a better look!
Better look?!
Gee, Mimi, you are so open-minded!
I tell you the truth!
I'm a virgin!
I know it!
If not, I won't do it!
Well, what do you want me to do later?
I am not as experienced, you tell me!
OK, I command!
I'll satisfy you, but...
But what?
About the figure...
No problem on the figure!
You don't mind?
I am very satisfied!
Are you ready?!
Coming!
Coming...
My cousin!
Ask her to go to hell!
I ask her to come!
You ask your cousin to come?
Buy some toys!
I look for my cousin!
Go for a show and come back later
I don't go to movies
Spend an hour on the street
Where can I spend an hour?
Say 20 minutes, I'll be quick!
Mimi!
What are you doing to my cousin?
Mimi, he...
I ask her to come in!
Come in!
Mimi!
She's Bobo, he is Peter!
I have officially introduced you two!
You have to build up your feelings!
Mimi, and you?
Me? I have fulfilled my duty!
Mimi, you made a mistake!
I made a mistake?
Yes!
You don't like knowing my cousin?
I like meeting your girlfriends
But your cousin, she has nothing
I had told you about her figure!
Yes, I don't mind big ones like yours!
But I mind no tits!
No tits, what do you think you are!
You are nothing!
Shorty!
Cousin!
Is your cousin a fisherman?
Quick!
Soon!
Not bad!
I can do 100 times!
Come up!
I feel hungry, can we go to eat?
No, I have to jump!
Jump?
Do you want to?
Yes, jump!
Mr. Ho, wake up!
How are you Mr. Ho?
Damn!
I am alright, thank you
You scared me!
I was joking?
You are a villain!
Miss Alice, your invitation card!
With partner
Do you have time tomorrow night?
Yes!
Can you be my partner?
OK...
Hello, welcome Alice, you look great!
Thanks!
This is Mr. Chan Hon Shing, Mr. Ho!
Welcome!
Nice meeting you!
Get yourself a drink!
Go to serve the others, we are fine!
Sorry, Sunny, you are late!
Lola, you look beautiful!
Really?
I get you something, what would you like?
Fruit juice!
Alice, why are you here?
I told you to leave me alone!
I didn't know you'd be here!
If I knew, I'd not come!
I am not a kid!
What do you want from me?
Darling, why walk away without telling me?
Let me introduce!
This is Miss Alice Chung, my fiancee Helen
How are you! How do you do?
You are Robert's ex-girlfriend?
Do they like the good old days?
We have separated for a long time!
It's OK, I am very open minded!
Only my family cares
I get you a boyfriend another time!
Excuse me, please!
Alice, yours!
Thanks!
She's got a boyfriend!
Thank God!
Alice, introduce!
This is Mr. Ho, Helen, Robert!
Hil How are you!
Mr. Ho, I am your master!
Master?
Alice was my ex-girlfriend!
Do you mind?
Alice, tell me something
bad about Robert!
I can't remember!
Alice is very kind hearted
She never complained my snoring!
Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is ready!
Please take your seat!
Mr. Ho, see you later!
we have a lot to talk about!
On behalf of H.K. Fitness Association!
I welcome all of you!
To make the night raging!
we have a speech competition before dinner
And I believe there are good speakers!
And our guests tonight
Will pick a gift from the treasure box!
And we start free there
And we hope that the gift
can be given to one of our ladies
Our first guest...
Is Mr. Robert Wong!
It's you!
Ka Wah, I dare not argue with you!
I need to choose my competitor!
To make sure that I can win!
Mr. Wong, pick a gift!
OKI
It's a crystal ashtray!
See what Mr. Wong is going to say!
It is an expensive ash tray
The ash tray reminds me of a lighter
For they are both for cigarettes
But their fates are different
Smokers have the lighters with them!
But not the ashtray!
Not matter how beautiful the tray is
It only stays in the office or at home
If cigarettes stand for men!
The other two stand for women!
Then women know the rule of fates!
If a man still smokes
after a hard day's work!
The ashtray can still be useful!
But if the man puts the ash everywhere!
The ashtray is useless!
It's not like a lighter!
which can light up a man's life!
So, for those women
Stay away from the man who leaves you!
Don't try to bind them!
For you are an ashtray only!
It seems to be meaningful!
Mr. Wong, well!
Will you give the present
to your girlfriend?
Not for my girlfriend!
But for someone else's girlfriend!
Someone who is even prettier, Alice!
Miss Chung!
Please!
you welcome!
After what Mr. Wong had said
we ask another guest to come up!
who would like to volunteer?
Me
That's great!
What's the name please?
Ho
Mr. Ho, pick a gift!
Good!
A camera, please!
The camera reminds me of a telescope!
They both have lenses!
And we use our eyes to use it!
But they have different basic elements
I take the camera
and telescope as ex-lovers!
They have different attitude towards love
The telescope can zoom in from far away!
But when you put it down!
things become blur again!
So it is temporary!
A camera is different
It keeps what has been shoot!
Just like true love, it is eternity!
Lovers may not get together!
But if they really love one another
This love will be with them forever!
I hate the telescopic type of love
For it is not true love!
I hope that your love is like a camera!
Remember your lover all the time!
I bring Miss Chung's tray back!
She deserves the camera!
The ashtray is for Mr. Wong!
Thank you for what you have said!
You know I can't really talk!
Don't know why I had the ideal
I just couldn't stop talking!
I hate man ill-treat women!
we have separated for 3 months!
I just want to have
a little bit of change!
So I asked for transfer!
But he said he would get married!
I understand how you feel!
But don't regret what you have done!
That's good!
Love is only part of our life!
Thanks, you know a lot!
I read from the books!
My Chinese is bad, can you teach me!
Do you like poem?
Something like The moon shines on the bed!
Something similar!
That's not much difference!
Leave it then...
I know a famous poet!
Tsui Chi Mor has a poem Incidentally!
It's about the chance one meets the other!
You teach me now!
I am a piece of cloud in the sky!
I am a piece of cloud in the sky!
I shade on you incidentally!
I shade on you incidentally!
Don't be afraid, don't be happy!
Don't be afraid, don't be happy!
Suddenly it disappears!
Suddenly it disappears!
You and I meet at...
You read the rest!
See if you can read it!
I'm sure I can!
Rush... overtake... no bumping!
Stop, someone is coming up from outside
Gee, that's quick!
Chase... finished?
Great!
I've won!
My Grandma lives here!
Who is that?
It's me, open up!
Why doesn't she go to the States?
She loves Hong Kong!
Miss!
Grandma!
Come in!
Grandma...
You are so nice, love!
Don't have to come if you are busy!
Just call me!
I miss you!
Miss me?
Grandma, this is...
This is Robert Wong, right?
Grandma!
Madam!
Just call me Grandma!
Like Alice does!
You should come with him long ago!
Grandma, I just arrived this morning!
And I come straight away to see you!
You really care about grandma!
Let me have a good look at him!
Come... here...
He is not bad!
I leave you two for a while
Come sit here!
OKI
It's the same as my imagination!
I believe Alice has good taste!
Grandma, don't flatter me!
I brought up Alice from young!
She tells me everything!
You two get along very welll
Yes, we do!
What do you think of Alice?
She has a lot of good points!
She is brilliant, kind hearted!
And has a pleasant personality
Then marry her!
You said this year, right?
Grandma, Robert has an appointment!
Stay a bit longer!
We come another time!
Wait!
Robert, here's a piece of jade!
It's for Alice's wedding!
I give it to you now!
Grandma!
You have to keep it safe!
You have to take care of Alice!
Grandma, we have to go now!
I'll escort you!
No, we're in a hurry!
Let's go!
Call me if you have time!
I'm sorry for you!
Hope I can help!
Give you back the jade!
This is what grandma gave you!
Peter, you have to say sorry to Bobo!
OK, Mimil
I'll apologize as long as you're happy!
Bobo, sorry!
That is not that important for girls!
with big tits sometimes fail too
Flat chest means things go smooth
What are you talking about?
Don't look down on yourself!
You can do anything but a milk feeder
What else you can't do!
As a human being...
Every man is a villain
No, Vincent is not bad!
He is not a good man!
He is very intimate with Alice!
Really? Walk holding hands!
That's not intimate!
They are dealing with the business!
Yes!
But that's not 24 hours a day!
Yes, 6 days a week
and 10 or so kisses everyday!
Each kiss for 15 minutes
that's not too much!
I love this music! Let's dance!
I can't dance!
I'll teach you!
Come, it's easy!
Count the beat, 1,2...
Welcome!
Honey, still awake?
Can't go to sleep
You miss me?
You should be very happy!
Of course, I am lucky!
I'll be promoted and get more pay!
How is the business?
Pretty good!
I think I can get Amigo's dealership!
What's Alice like?
She's smart!
Very brilliant and kind hearted!
And she dance really well!
Right, we join her show tomorrow!
I have a date, you go alone tomorrow!
It's your loss if you can't go!
So many beauties!
Alice, you are great!
Alice is so great!
Very in form!
Your wife is really big!
What do you think, good stuff?
They fight with one another
What shall we do?
Let's go!
Stop it!
Where you go?
After my wife!
She'll be back, see how Alice is!
Honey! Honey!
Honey!
I didn't expect you to come
Me neither!
Is it your practice
to keep people standing here?
Please come in!
I was thinking all the way when I come!
Do I come here for you or your wife!
When you opened the door
I know I miss you!
I may be wrong!
I have to explain to your wife about us!
I have to apologize, and then walk away
But I can't!
Want to escape from reality!
Hide away my failure!
Thank you for helping me when I need it!
I won't for get such a happy time!
Thanks for whatever you had done for me!
As you have said
love is only part of life!
We are not always clear of it
Even life is like a movie
A good show will stay in our heart
Lets talk about something else!
Tsui Chi Mor's Incidentally!
I can recite it now!
I recite the 2nd section for you!
Sit down first!
You and I met in the sea in the dark!
We had different directions!
It's good if you forget...
And the brightness when we meet
What do you thank?
Good memory!
I have to go!
Don't have to escort me!
Boss, I failed to get the contract!
I have to resign
Resign?
You are a good actor, hal
You want an antic climax?
Alice just signed the contract with us!
And with very good terms!
She appreciates your attitude
towards your job!
It's our luck this time!
Great...
Cheers...
Cheers...
Cheers
Cheers...
This time I want tell You!
Your wife and Peter
will leave at 10 tonight
And back to Mimi's mother's
I hope you can stop them!
Thanks for telling me!
You are lucky to have
someone who loves you!
You better go and
pick her up at the airport tonight!
1 will
Give me a call if you ever come to America
Bye! See you!
Let's go!
Quick!
Can you buy some cigarettes
and wine for me?
We can buy them inside!
Can you buy me some plums, gums...
and some magazines!
It's not the 7-1 1 shop here!
OK, I go. I'll try to satisfy you!
Wait for mel
Honey...
Vincent, I think
we need to calm down for a while
Honey, I know it has been hard for you!
I am dull all the time!
I am a dull person!
But I have learnt what you like best
Alan's To love in autumn
I sing it for you!
If we have to separate!
Don't have to ask me to stay
If love is eternity
there is no separation
One day in autumn
I remember the love has gone!
Are you having a concert in the airport?
Seems that you are sick!
It won't help
even if you are as good as Alan!
You have hurt your wife!
Vincent, I don't blame you are dull!
The reason why I leave you...
Because you have an affair!
You fool around!
You have an outside marriage affair?
Outside marriage affair?
Peter, I can explain this!
Sometimes it is worse explaining!
I suppose you two separate for a while
Vincent, I'll take care of Mimi!
She'll be fine!
You don't trust me!
Peter, take care of her for me!
You have to...
We are pals!
We have no distensions!
One more!
Peter, David, my boyfriend!
Hi Hello!
What is the matter?
I didn't expect to lose!
Lose what?
I can't win Vincent's love!
He is a really dull person!
And you have got his wife!
What are you talking about?
Mrs. Ho, oh no, Mrs. Tsang
What's going on, why gave me money!
We'll work it out in the States!
We'll find another couple
in Singapore next time!
You take us as your bet!
We always do it!
Don't listen to him!
Miss Alice, who was the winner you said?
Peter is the winner!
No, it was a break even!
We never thought of separation!
How can it be!
Peter, look at my breasts!
Come with me, let's go!
Let's go, shall we?
Come...
Bye!
Thanks a lot!
My pleasure!
Bye!
Let's go!
How can it be?
Do you want to have a look!
Can I?
Can take them out!