Miss Granny (2014) - full transcript

If you compare a woman to a ball,

then a woman in her teens is a basketball.

To get the ball high up in the air,

every man reaches for it as hard as he can.

A woman in her 20's is a rugby ball.

Several men attack the ball like dogs
trying to take possession of it.

This is the only time in life
a man will risk his life for a ball.

A woman in her 30's is a ping pong ball.

The number of men going after the ball
is significantly reduced,

but the amount of attention paid
to the ball is still decent.

A middle-aged woman is a golf ball.



There's only one man for one ball,

and the man tries to send the ball
as far away as he can.

And beyond that...

...she's a dodge ball.

[MISS GRANNY]
(a.k.a. Suspicious Girl)

"Ageism:
Discrimination against seniors"

Give me one stereotype of elderly people
that pops into your head

and the reason for it.

The person with the best answer...

will be exempted from the midterm paper.

Wrinkles and liver spots.
Old people have a lot of them.

Tapgol Park.
Old people hang out there often.

Furnace.

They need one for the winter.



Turtle.

They're so slow.

Musty smell.

My grandma really does stink.

They're thick-skinned.
They're shameless about anything.

Wow, you guys are so cruel.
You think you'll be forever young?

I'm not getting old.

I'm going to kill myself
before I hit my 30's.

Why live till your 70's
and have a sloppy life?

That was me...

I was gonna die when I hit 30.

But I had me a baby.

Just a year after I got married.

My husband got himself killed
in a coal mine in Germany.

How could I die when I had
a newborn to take care of?

I don't know why you
eloped with that fop.

I told you them dandies
got a short life.

But my baby Hyun-chul
has done well.

That's right!
He's a university professor.

Not just any university!

He's a seniors' problem expert
at a national university.

Sure is!

Prof. BAN talked to
the district chief

and helped us set up
this seniors' cafe.

What happened to the doctor-son's granny?
That shrew been going around alone without her.

You haven't heard?

Her son sent her away
to a nursing home.

She's been sane?

She done raising her grandkids,
so she's no good to them no more.

You see?
A doctor-son ain't nothing!

Only a decent man like
my baby Hyun-chul...

"My baby Hyun-chul",
"my baby Hyun-chul"...

I'm sick of hearing that name.

Don't come calling my baby's name
with that filthy mouth.

In our BAN family,
my baby Hyun-chul

is the most successful man
after UN Secretary-General BAN Ki-moon.

Is that so?

Then why does your great son
let you go around in those raggedy shoes?

Sweetie, take a look at this!

I took a passport photo.
Don't I look pretty?

You want one?

- You look pretty!
- Right?

Doggone it!

That wrinkly thing
woulda look best at her funeral!

You going somewhere?

You know my son lives in America.

He said he's sending plane tickets
for me to come over.

Sweetie, I'll have American coffee.

"American" coffee?

This woman wants "American" coffee!

She meant caffe americano...

Stop it now.
Please make her a cup of coffee.

No thanks. I don't want
a smelly old woman making my coffee!

What's that smell?
I smell a rotting skull!

A rotting skull?

You think powdering your wrinkly face
a little makes you all pretty?

I'm older than you.
You ain't got no respect!

- Ms. Mal-soon!
- Help, sweetie!

- Are you crazy?
- Ms. Mal-soon...

- ...please stop!
- Let go of me!

I'll get my name
engraved on her dead skull today!

Please stop!

Today is your funeral, bitch!

Oh yeah?
I'll take you down with me!

- It was Mrs. OH again, wasn't it?
- No, it wasn't.

Why are you so nice to her?

I know you used to work as her servant,
but you're not, anymore.

- If I were you, I would've kicked...
- Kicked what?!

Don't you be talking back
to your daddy like that!

You're gonna die an old maid?
Stop living off your daddy!

You're here.

Sure.

Now that your nose got so big,
you almost look handsome.

I think you should apologize first!

Why did you butt in?

Where you going?
"Ahyeondong Princess" is airing soon!

What's wrong with her?

I bet she was mean from birth!

You don't know
nothing about her.

Ms. Mal-soon is
the kindest woman I know!

This is why
I'm not getting married!

I'm scared that I might end up
with a mother-in-law like her!

You mean little bitch...

Is that why you been paying
for them dating services?

Seeing you home at this hour means
your date left again after a quick coffee.

You ain't getting young!

If you don't want to raise
someone else's kid, wake up!

Where are you going now?

Ms. Mal-soon, I'll take you home!

What's this?

Are they even friends?

How can she not know that
my dad is allergic to peaches?

You shoulda stopped me
after I kicked her butt.

Why did you only butt in
after I got my ass slapped?

You went taking her side?

It's a nice breeze!
Hold on tight, I'm gonna speed up!

Geez, even a toddler can
go faster than this!

Hit the gas!

What do you think, Seung-woo?
They're the new girl group from SYJ.

Aren't they cute?

What's the group called?

Sugar Girls.

Who's next?

Six Packs.

Unbelievable...

Don't be so cynical!

"You don't sing with pretty faces
You sing with your soul".

You're correct, but young people
don't know much about anything.

Why don't I lip-sync teen idols with the voices
from the Senior Citizen Music Show?

That's a great idea!
Let's do it?

How many times I gotta teach you
how to make a proper fish stew?

You put the radish on the bottom
and over the fish,

so the sweet radish water
seeps into the fish.

Where're you going this early?

- I have an audition.
- An audition?

You promised me
that your music is just a hobby.

Your sister studies all night long
and she's still unemployed!

What do you want from me now?

Study? She watched TV online
all night long.

BAN Ji-ha, prepare to die...

Mom, I'll make money with my music
way before she gets a job.

I didn't put up with everything
to make you a mediocre entertainer!

Why you gotta
put him down like that?

You put up with everything?

You sit home all day with the money
your husband brings you!

Good morning, Baby boy!
You go get something good to eat.

Thanks, Grandma!
See you later.

Bye.

Mother, Ji-ha is a senior in college.
He needs to get a job.

And what's wrong with
being a singer?!

Nowadays, singers get medals
for promoting culture.

Let me worry
about the kids' education...

When I was young and alone,

I raised my son proper
with nothing.

Don't you come talking about
no education with me!

Why don't you go see a doctor?

Honey?

Yeah?

Nothing.

Hurry. You're going
to be late for work.

Mr. Professor,
please have a good day!

Thank you, Mother.

You look fine.

Don't you got anything nice
to say to your husband?!

Good Lord!

♪ You, my love... ♪

♪ live in a penthouse ♪

♪ But I live in a basement... ♪

♪ half underground ♪

♪ This is... ♪

♪ our... ♪

♪ fucking life! ♪

♪ It really sucks! ♪

♪ This is... ♪

♪ the world you've ruined! ♪

♪ It sucks hard! ♪

I'm sorry...
I didn't sleep well last night.

Did you get wasted
at a club again?

Isn't that too harsh for
making a little mistake?

Little? Your high notes
are so bad these days.

At this rate, you'll spit blood
on stage!

- Ji-ha, stop.
- Fuck...

Fuck?

This is why I can't quit smoking.

You think you kick ass?
You and your songs suck hard too.

Especially your name, "BAN Ji-ha"
(Half Underground).

How can you expect to get rich,
when the leader's name means 'half underground'?

Mi-ye!

SEO Mi-ye! My grandma is
a better singer than you!

Hey, Mi-ye's been paying for
our practice room!

Shit, Mi-ye!

Mi-ye, I'll change my name!

You can name me!

Stop touching them.

If you get them dirty,
you'll have to buy them.

How much is it again?

It's $29.
How many times do I have to say it?

Don't you got no summer sale?

This is no mall, lady!
There's no such thing as the summer sale.

I go look around again...

You came around 3 times already.
You won't find anything cheaper!

Ae-ja!

Where she go with the door open?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom, open your eyes!

[OPERATING ROOM]

Lordy, what's going on?

Honey, are you all right?

What? You want water?

Mother...

What?
Say it again.

- Mother...
- Mother?

What about Mother?

She wants to see me?

What's wrong?
I'm here.

Mother...

Yeah?

She wants you outside.

Don't worry.
The surgery went well.

Thanks again.

If you don't want to be a widow,
take good care of your wife.

If she gets worse,
she'll need open heart surgery.

How do I take care of her?

Send her to her parents
for a few months to get some rest.

She needs good food and rest.

Her parents are gone.

My father-in-law
passed away last year.

If she gets too stressed out again,
it won't be good.

Don't you care about Mom?

Don't you know Grandma
almost killed Mom?

But you can't send Grandma
to a place like that!

What's wrong
with a nursing home?

The service quality of nursing homes
is excellent these days.

Old people actually prefer
to live in nursing homes.

Banana. If it's so great,
why don't you go live there?

Grandma?

Hello, Mother!
Where have you been?

Your favorite show is
about to come on...

Mother?

Mother?

Where's Ji-ha?

He says he's busy with practice.

Mother...

Please have more steak.

You eat some more.

I'm full already.

You too, eat some more.

As soon as Ae-ja gets better,
I'll come and get you right away.

Be good to your wife.

Now that she won't have me
to blame for anything.

Oh no!
This steak is gonna burn to a crisp!

Excuse me!
We need a new grill here!

What's wrong?

If you're sick,
go home and rest.

Isn't your daughter-in-law
still very ill?

Oh my God!
Mal-soon, it is you!

Who...?

From Wangshimini Food Market...

Don't you remember me?

No, I don't...

How could you not remember me?

I live very well-off,
all thanks to you.

Did you come here
to thank Ms. Mal-soon?

Thank her?

Yes. A huge amount
of gratitude in fact!

When you and your newborn son
had nowhere to go,

my mom took you in
and gave you a job at her restaurant.

Now, you remember?

That's right!
It's me, Oh-bok!

The first daughter of the
Shinheung Fish Soup Restaurant...

...that you put out of business!

You got the wrong person...

I don't think so!

My mom saved you from dying
and you stole her secret recipe

and opened up a new restaurant
in the same market!

I gotta get going...

You can't leave yet!

When I heard about your whereabouts
last night, I couldn't sleep at all!

Stop it now.
I gotta get home.

You're not going anywhere!
We've got a lot of catching up to do!

I prayed day and night

to see you again!

Move!

My mom collapsed from stress!

She called out your name
until the day she died!

Please stop!

Let go of me!

This isn't fair!

- No one knows what that woman put us through!
- Miss Mal Soon, are you okay?

Fine...

Curse me all you want
or spit at me, why don't you?

My baby got so sick
and couldn't even nurse...

I raised him on my own
with everything I got.

My baby is a professor

at a national university.

Nobody raised her baby
more proper than me!

That's why my baby is
so good to me.

Do you understand?!

"A good person's recommendation is right!"

"My Baby BOY"

Hi, baby...

Grandma, I'm hungry.

Why didn't you come to dinner?

I didn't want to talk to
Dad or Hana.

Don't be like that.

You be good to your daddy.
And don't fight with your sister.

Grandma, I want some fried chicken.

Fried chicken is too greasy.
I know a good chicken soup place.

Chicken soup?

OK, cool.

Can I bring my friends with me?

Of course, baby.
Your friends are all my grandsons, too!

Okay, Grandma...

I'll see you at 8 PM
in Hongdae Station.

Okay.

[Forever Young Portrait Studio]

Make sure you make yourself
look really beautiful

or I won't take your photos.

That photo outside,
is that Audrey Hepburn?

Yes.

What's that movie with a princess
and a man hitting it off?

Are you talking about
"Roman Holiday"?

Right!
"Roman Holiday".

She's the prettiest actress
I know.

Yes.

How old you think she is now?

If she were alive today,
she would be about 85.

Audrey Hepburn is dead?

Yes, for about 20 years now.

Geez...

I bet when you were young,
you were as pretty as Audrey Hepburn.

When I was young, I was quite famous
among men in Boseong

as the last daughter
of rich Mr. OH.

I sure could sing.

One time, a theater director heard me sing
and begged me to debut.

He said I got the voice, the face
and the body, or something like that.

You still look beautiful.

That's why I'm gonna take me
a photo now before I go more ugly.

Putting up a bad portrait
at a funeral ain't no good.

You should look presentable.

I never powdered my face when I was young.
But now, I pretty up for a funeral portrait.

I'll make you look
50 years younger.

That's sweet of you to say.

Okay, on three.

One, two, three!

[Forever Young Portrait Studio]

"To Hongdae Univ."

Thanks for stopping!

Look at her style!

Lordy!

I'm burning up!

Are you going clubbing?

To which club?

What's the dress code tonight?

Vintage?

You talking to me?

You're funny.
That's cute.

Huh?

Did you call me cute, young man?

Are you older than me?
You look so young.

I was born in 1990.
Are you a child of the 80's?

Mine starts with a 4...

4?

You're in the fourth-year?
I'm a senior too!

We're both in the fourth-year!

♪ 4 plus 4 is cutie pie! ♪
♪ 5 plus 5 is... ♪

...is 10, you rude bastard!

Why you wearing sunglasses
in the middle of the night?

I got them done in Gangnam...

That ain't too good...

Don't move!

Good Lord!

- Mister, give me anxiety medication!
- Yes...

Miss, are you all right?

Do I look like a young girl
to you, too?

What?

How old you think I am?

Twenty?

How about you?

Pardon?

Don't lie to me or I'm gonna
rip that mouth of yours!

Nineteen?

Dear Lord!
What's happening to me?

Lordy!

Lordy!

...your call will be transferred
to voice-mail.

Grandma?

That's weird.

The phone is turned off...

[Chungun Chinese Restaurant]
This is the right place...

Lady, let me ask something...

Yes?

Wasn't this place a photo studio?

Does it look like a photo studio?

Then...

You know Forever Young Portrait Studio
around here?

Darn sure it's around here.

Miss, I opened this Chinese restaurant
10 years ago

and there are no photo studios
around here.

That ain't no good!

This is the right place!

Young ones these days
don't know how to thank others...

Lordy...

This is the place!

Ms. Mal-soon
never got home last night?

She didn't come here?

Tell me straight!

Why is she gone?
Did you call her?

I've called her all night long
but she's not answering.

She was supposed to meet
Ji-ha last night.

Maybe she collapsed somewhere?

You know they send
old people on the streets

to some shady countryside
nursing homes these days!

Mrs. OH didn't collapse.
That's impossible!

Even dogs would laugh at that!

Then she's been kidnapped!

Who would kidnap an old woman?

She'll probably kill herself before she let
anyone pay even a penny for ransom.

That's why I'm worried!

Prof. BAN...

If you don't have enough
for the ransom, you come to me.

I'll sell this house
to save Ms. Mal-soon!

Sell the house?
What about me?

You want me to live with the dog
in the dog house?

How can you not care about
your daughter at all?

Shut your trap!

You called the police?

The police say I can't report
a missing person until after a few days.

What if something bad happens
to her in those few days?!

No!

Stop eating so much!

Her forehead's so fat,
the egg won't even crack!

That lazy bitch...
That's why you ain't getting married.

I'm too old for this...

Lordy...

What's happening?

I ain't hurting no more...

Girl...

Youth is the greatest gift.

She looks like a rubber ball!

That's nothing...

Look at her bend.
She's like an octopus.

If she's an octopus,
I'm a penis fish!

Move...

It's amazing how much
your stomach pops out!

"99 Missed Calls"

You wanted to kick me out.
Why you calling me now?

That's right.
God taken pity on me.

Instead of me dying
old and alone...

God gone given me another chance.

"Ahyeondong Princess"

Are they human or broccoli?

Hello, cutie pie!

Let me have a bite
of that little wiener!

Snap!

Yummy!

You need room and board?

How did you hear about my house?

From the flyer outside.

I took that down a long time ago.

I seen it a long time ago.

You get breakfast and dinner.
It's $500 a month.

Good God!

You think I'm a fool?!

I know you got paid $400 before!

I'll cook myself.

I think $300 is more
than enough for the room.

It gets the best sunlight

and the previous girl you had before
left the dressing table.

Have you been
to my house before?

Now I think about it,
you look familiar...

People come and go and talk...

Dad.

We got a new one.

What's your name?

It's...

My name is...

Aud... rey?

Audrey?

Ms. Mal-soon's favorite
actress is Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey?

Doo-ri!

OH Doo-ri.

Doo-ri like CHA Doo-ri?

Which OH clan do you belong?

Ms. Mal-soon is the Haeju OH clan.

I'm something like that...
Okay, see you later.

Wait!

You got to pay up front...

"Have fun without me"

So this is how she wants
to protest against me.

I'm the one who wants
to leave this house...

Shouldn't we call the police?

You want to ruin
your dad's career?

Why don't you
call the network TV?

Tell them the famous gerontologist's
mother has run away!

Mom, where're you going?

♪ Look at me ♪
♪ Look at me ♪

Hey sweetie...

who is that girl?

She's staying at our house.

What is she doing here?
She's too young to be here.

She said she was raised by her grandma,
and that she likes this type of thing.

Really?

I thought long and hard,
but I'm quitting.

That's great, sweetie!

You should've retired long ago!

You don't need to put up with
that rude old woman.

I meant I'm quitting work here!

I need to go and
search for Ms. Mal-soon.

I don't know what she's doing
with that skinny body of hers.

I wonder if she's been
eating properly.

What's that shrew up to now?

♪ My heart is pounding ♪

♪ Should I tell you? ♪

♪ I'm 69 years old ♪

Whoop-de-doo!

♪ Come to me quietly ♪

♪ Come over here ♪

♪ Where the blue bird dreams ♪

That shrew is fixing to
get crazy today...

This place won't work.
It's narrower than I've imagined.

The parking isn't great either,
and we can't control the traffic.

I've told you so.

There isn't even a place
for a stage here.

Mr. PARK.

Hey, Ji-ha!
So how did it go?

We filed a missing person report
with the police.

She didn't call you, did she?

Don't worry...

I'll go find her on my own!

♪ Come quietly ♪

My grandma was a great singer.

I know!

Ms. Mal-soon was the best singer.

It's nice to be out in the sun
getting some vitamin D, isn't it?

Seung-woo, isn't that funny?

Is that Dooly's mom, from the cartoon?

Why don't we take a picture
together with Dooly's mom?

If you have that much time,
work on the audition program.

Don't just bring teen idol wannabes
and lousy bands.

♪ Rain is falling quietly ♪

♪ As if to tell you your memories ♪

♪ When rain falls like this ♪

♪ It reminds me of that day ♪

♪ I straightened your collar ♪

It's always
about work, work, work!

Who would love a man like that?

Wait...

♪ Rain is falling quietly ♪

♪ As if to tell you your memories ♪

♪ When rain falls like this ♪

♪ It reminds me of that day ♪

♪ When you call me... ♪

♪ don't know where it's from ♪

♪ Feels like you are getting close ♪

♪ But when I look back... ♪

♪ There is no one there ♪

♪ There is only the lonely falling
raindrops... raindrops ♪

♪ Rain is falling quietly ♪

♪ As if to tell you your memories ♪

♪ When rain falls like this ♪

♪ It reminds me of him ♪

The chairman know that
Gong-ju is his own daughter?

No, he don't.

What're you doing here?

He'll find out today.

I heard that you had
a conference in Shanghai.

Doggone it...

How long is it gonna take
to find out that simple thing?

Some people could die waiting!

You're young
but you got them senses straight.

It's cause of my grandma
done raising me.

Did you learn that oldies song
from your grandma too?

Sure did...

That's so weird.

What is?

The way you talk
and the way you do things

and your song...

- It reminds me of someone dear to me...
- Mr. PARK, I'm going now.

You leaving already?

The chairman is fixing
to find out the truth.

I'm sure she's the real daughter.

What's wrong?

Mr. PARK.

- Yes?
- I've arrived.

Come say hello.

He's like my grandson.

He wants to talk to you
about some things.

Oh, about time it happens!

Gong-ju, are you really my daughter?

On August 15th, 1993,
you disappeared

swimming in So Yang River Park!

You are my daughter, KIM Gong-ju?

Gong-ju!

Daddy!
Daddy!

You little shit!

You ain't no good at drinking.
Why you drinking now?

Doo-ri, have you had drinks
with a guy before?

I had your daddy on the day
I got drunk with your granddaddy.

Don't be so shy!
You're not even looking at my face...

You're the one
who ain't looking...

This is my first time.

I've never felt this way.

Wait! This is what his granddaddy
said to me when we first met.

Blood sure will tell.
Even the way he looks at me is the same.

I want to ask you something.
Please don't say no.

Okay?

Lordy, this is the line
from that night!

Would you like to...

Would you like to...

...be with me?

No way!
Heck no!

No siree! Over my dead body!
Nope! Never!

It's not possible, right?

Frankly, you sing too well
to be in a band like mine.

Sing?

You want me singing in your band?

I play in a band
and we have no lead vocalist.

The last lead vocalist
took off after a fight.

We don't have a lead vocalist
or a practice room.

You must have been heartbroken
on top of the troubles at home.

How did you know?

Yeah... how did I know?

It's true.
I have a lot of troubles at home.

My mom is ill with heart disease.

My dad and my sister believe
that my grandma caused it.

So my grandma ran away from home.

It's all my fault

that my grandma has run away,
and my mom got sick, because I'm nobody.

I don't think that's why.

Stop. You don't know
anything about me.

Fool, I named you!

Even my name sucks!

Makes me feel so depressed.

Okay fine! You want a vocalist?
Okay!

I'll sing for your band!

You know what?
Let's start practicing tomorrow!

Basic!

♪ But when I look back! ♪

♪ There is no one there! ♪

♪ There is only
the lonely falling raindrops... ♪

♪ ...raindrops! ♪

Producer Han,
Isn't she just awesome?

Do you know what her nickname is?
"Hoppang" (red bean bun).

A red bean bun.

Her skin is light
but she's black inside.

Like a real soul singer.

Why "Hoppang"?

"KkwaBaeGi" (twisted doughnut)
suits better.

What's wrong with him?

He wanted a singer
with lots of soul.

He's looking for Cinderella.

The Cinderella who vanished
without a trace after one song.

Cinderella?
Is she white?

He's gone.
Cut it out.

Yo, cut it out!

♪ Half Underground ♪

♪ Mmm, Daddy ♪

♪ Why don't I have an inheritance? ♪
♪ It really sucks ♪

Lordy...

I wrote this song.
Isn't it awesome?

I put the gap between the rich
and the poor into a heavy metal sound.

Do your parents know?

That y'all been doing this?

You eat good food and done this?

You might not know much
about this type of music.

Music should...

touch people's hearts,
not the ears!

Who cares about you getting worked up
when nobody ain't happy listening to you?

Was anybody happy
listening to this song?

Doggone it...

Then what kind of song
do you want to sing?

♪ Write me a letter ♪
♪ when you get to L.A. ♪

♪ Tell me if the sky is blue ♪
♪ Tell me that you're happy ♪

♪ Write me a letter ♪
♪ when you get to L.A. ♪

♪ A letter filled with words of love ♪

♪ Tell me how you are ♪
♪ when you get to L.A. ♪

♪ Tell me if the sky is blue ♪
♪ Tell me that you're happy ♪

♪ Even on happy days ♪
♪ and on lonesome days ♪

♪ Always think of me ♪

♪ Think of the time ♪
♪ you and I were together ♪

Excuse me!
We need a supersize pork trotters!

Bring the front leg,
not the hind leg!

The front leg is more chewy.

Aren't you too young
to know about that?

Doo-ri, how old are you?

Twenty...

What the hell?
That means you're younger than us!

I thought you were older
because of the way you talk.

Then you're still a little kid!

Hey, kid!
Call me "big brother".

Do it!

Big brother!
Big brother!

Big... brother.

Big brother!

BIG BROTHER!

♪ I wish you were here with me ♪

♪ It would be nice ♪

♪ We would look great together ♪
♪ anywhere we go ♪

♪ There would be sparks! ♪

♪ Write me a letter ♪
♪ when you get to L.A. ♪

♪ I'm sorry I can't come with you ♪
♪ I really am sorry ♪

♪ Tell me how you are ♪
♪ when you get to L.A. ♪

♪ Bye ♪

♪ Bye, my love ♪

♪ Bye ♪

♪ Bye, my love ♪

The baby wants milk.

Really?

I'll hold him.

Hello darling!

He needs more clothes.
He's naked.

He's gonna catch him a cold
with them air-condition!

- He got no socks either...
- Come here, baby.

Hold him carefully.

You nurse?

No, he gets diarrhea
when I nurse.

You got watery breast milk!

Not all breast milk are equal.

Creamy breast milk makes
them babies nice and plump!

They make good poopoo!

But babies get diarrhea
and go real scrawny with watery milk

and they'll cry all the time!

Your mama got watery milk
so you been drinking cow's milk.

You poor thing...

Hey!

What do you know about anything?

Watery breast milk?
Fine, mine is watery!

Is yours creamy?

Mine sure was creamy...

You looking for me?

Who are you?

Me?

Why you following me like
a dog fixing to mate?

You're really funny!

I know you've never
seen me before but I have.

Lordy, being young is so tiring...

Sorry? Anyway...
we keep running into each other.

It must be fate.

Fate?
Me and you?

Lordy!

You crazy or something?
You ain't all there, are you?

Wow!

You're so unique!

Not like any girl I've ever seen!

Why don't we go somewhere
and talk?

I don't think so.

You get going
while I'm still nice.

Fate?
Crazy fool...

Wait!

Good Lord...

Please help me!

Please, please!
Help me!

What's going on?

You got this all wrong...

Wait a minute...

I know this woman.

Miss, do you know this guy?

Lordy, no!
I don't know him!

Miss, can I get your phone number?

Miss!

All men get in trouble
cause of them wieners.

Don't know why they risk them lives
for that little thing.

Go away, fool!

It ain't right to be this hot.

Why didn't you just
buzz me in from inside?

Please come in.
It's hot today, isn't it?

Hello.

She look fine to me.

I got me worried about nothing.

I didn't know Ji-ha had
such a pretty friend.

They all look pretty because
of good plastic surgeries these days.

You look pretty natural.
Where did you get it done?

I ain't sure where you got
your attitude from.

Don't mind her.
She learned it from my grandma.

Why don't you take
your friend to your room?

I'll call you
when dinner is ready.

Let's go upstairs...

If you don't mind, may I take
a look around the house first?

Sure.

Can I go into this room?

Well, this is my grandma's room.

And she's not here.

So it's complicated...

You know, my grandma raised me.

I miss my grandma so much...

Take your time!

My grandma will understand.

Ji-ha, can you get
these plates down?

Okay.

Hold on.

Yes!

You thought I woulda come back
if you report my credit card stolen?

Our findings lead us to believe
Mrs. OH didn't run away but was abducted.

If you look here, this person has calculated
the angle of the surveillance camera

and used a lady's parasol.
This person is a pro.

If we look at
the location of the ATM,

it's possible that the abductor lives
close to the victim.

Do you have any suspicious
persons around you?

What's the matter?

Nothing. It's good.

Your face is saying no.

If you put radish on top
like you did on the bottom,

they say the sweet water from the radish
seeps into the fish.

How did you know about that?

Mom, isn't Doo-ri awesome?
She's not like other girls.

I guess so...

By the way, ain't Ji-ha's father
coming in for dinner?

He had to take care of something
so he's going to be little late.

Why do you care?

Mom, she might ask to set
a wedding date at this rate.

That's nonsense...

You're home!

Your home...
does it have a potty?

I feel something coming.
Hurry!

Through that door.

Who is she?

She sings in my band.

How did it go?

Let me change first.

How about dinner?

I lost my appetite.

♪ Bad Boy, ♪
♪ let me take one step toward you ♪

♪ I didn't have the courage ♪
♪ to tell you ♪

♪ Will you... ♪

♪ be my boyfriend? ♪

Bathroom break.

♪ Rain is falling quietly ♪

♪ As if to tell you your memories ♪

♪ When rain falls like this ♪

♪ It reminds me of that day ♪

[Han Seung-woo]

So you saying...

You work for a TV station?

Do you believe me now?

Hope you're big enough a man
to not hold a grudge?

Hey, lady! You shouldn't talk
to our producer that way!

I'll make this short...

I want to introduce your band
during my music programme.

What?

That's wrong, Seung-woo!

How can you put a band, without even
having a single out, on a live TV show?

So?

Are those bands with albums
better than them?

But this is wrong.

They don't have any experience.

They will look like a joke on TV!

If you need a practice studio, let me know.
I'll take care of everything.

You book their appearance.

Seung-woo!

Thank you so much!
We'll do our best!

What's happening?

Did we do good?

Woo-hoo!

You cute little thing!

Good job!

Good job to you too...

I love y'all...

We're gonna be on TV!

♪ When you call me,
don't know where it's from... ♪

Where's everybody?

Puppy, anybody home?

Die!

You gone crazy, old man?

Why you come swinging those
washing bats around in the middle of night?

You got them rabies?

What's wrong with you
all a sudden?

Shut up!

I'm gonna take them gag
out of your mouth.

Now you show your true colors!

I should have known...

Where you taken Ms. Mal-soon?

Answer me! I deserve to know!

Geez... Shut up.

You think I wouldn't recognize
Ms. Mal-soon's dentures?

I got them dentures for Ms. Mal-soon
for her 70th birthday.

Did you kill her?

Bury her up in the mountains?

Why dig up anything?
Or bury her?

I threw her in the Han River.

Then kill me too.

Without her, I'm dead anyway!

Kill me and throw me in the Han River...

Just take me to Ms. Mal-soon!

Why you like
that wrinkly old woman?

You don't know nothing.

You don't know
how beautiful she was!

I was 13 when my parents passed away.

Ms. Mal-soon's family took me in.

Servant work was hard.

But her smiling face

was the only thing
that got me going.

Then why don't you recognize me?

What do you mean?

You said you waited day and night
for that smiling face.

Now you recognize?

What you doing?

Don't you disgrace me no more
and kill me already!

Lordy, you don't even remember...
You must have lied!

Ms. Mal-soon?

Remember me now?

Sure is me, OH Mal-soon!

Ms. Mal-soon...

So those ain't dentures
but your real teeth?

Sure thing!

The other day, I had short ribs
chewed up to the bone!

I'm envious...

I'm going to the TV station
next week.

You going to watch the Senior Citizen
Music Show?

Let's go together.

Do I look like I'd be going to
the Seniors Music Show?

Come closer.

I'm a singer now.

A real singer on TV?

That's right!
A real singer!

You know I always
wanted to be a singer.

That day you sang...

♪ Rain is falling quietly ♪

Whenever you sing that,
my world stops turning!

You ain't the only one!

That TV producer got
knocked off them feet too.

He says I sing with my heart!

That I have a soul!

Sure you're in Seoul!

Is he stupid or something?
Shut up and eat this!

You know Hyun-chul
is real worried.

I need to ask for a favor...

You met my mother?
You really did?

Where is she now?

Calm down.

One at a time.

When did you see her?

She came like the wind
and left like the smoke...

She said not to worry.

She wrote you a letter.

This is my mother's handwriting.

She stamped her seal as well.

She told me
she wants to live different now.

She never lived her way.

She asked to re-activate
her credit card.

Said it's inconvenient.

She says she'll come back
when the time is right.

And she wants to tie the knot
as soon as she comes back.

Tie the knot?

As in get married?

I told you...

She wants to live
the way her heart tells her.

With who?

Who else?
With me, of course!

That little shit!

That's hard to believe.

Mr. PARK...

What's hard to believe?

You think I'm no good
for your mother?

I was her servant when I was young
but you can't look down on me now!

She trusts me now
more than her own son!

My heart is her heart
and her heart is mine!

Ask her!

I'm sure of it.
She approached him purposely.

No way...

I knew you looked a little slow
but I didn't know that you really are dumb.

This is why you're still single.

Your house. It's antique.
Don't you know how much it's worth?

That young bitch
is good with old men.

She's no fool.

I have to change.
I have to get young.

108, 109...

110!

You impressed yet?

You gone crazy again?

You're too darn old for this!

A man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.

Hop on.

You done good.

Ms. Mal-soon,
what you singing today?

You come listen and you'll know.

I'll sing up a good one
so you just wait up there.

In this segment, we introduce
a new singer once every month.

They'll totally blow you away
in this summer heat.

Yes, even the name is very cool.

It's not the basement or the ground.
It's half underground.

Let me introduce
"BAN Ji-ha Band" (Half Underground)!

♪ Do not think about... ♪

♪ ...things that have passed ♪

♪ Don't yearn for him ♪

♪ He has to go ♪

♪ Flowers wither away ♪

♪ Don't be overwhelmed with grief ♪

♪ The time will come... ♪

♪ It'll bloom again ♪

[Good luck in Germany - Coal Mining Work Abroad Program]

♪ Don't be sad ♪

[Death Notification]

♪ Well, where did you go? ♪

♪ Where does a lost traveler go? ♪

♪ Where did it go? ♪

♪ The white butterfly
that was looking for him ♪

♪ Flowers wither away ♪

♪ Don't be overwhelmed with grief ♪

♪ The time will come... ♪

♪ It'll bloom again ♪

♪ Don't be sad ♪

♪ Flowers wither away ♪

♪ Don't be overwhelmed with grief ♪

♪ The time will come... ♪

♪ It'll bloom again ♪

♪ Don't be sad! ♪

Okay, so she can sing a little.

Mom, should I become a singer too?

Mr. PARK!

Did you have fun?

Mr. PARK, if you're tired,
please go to the sundeck and lie down.

You don't look too well.

You look awful terrible!
There's them hot tubs. Go there!

No thanks!

I don't ride slides
because they ain't no fun.

Don't they got anything fun here?

That will do!

I used to go diving in the middle
of a typhoon to go gather them shells!

Wave is forever my friend!

Why you come following me?

I thought you be going
to a swimming pool.

Not some place like this.

Ain't you showing too much skin?

You impressed yet?

Better turn them heads away!

Don't you come looking over here!

She could be your granny!

Ms. Mal-soon, don't you worry!
I'll protect you!

Are you all right?

Do you want to get out now?

Yes.

Ms. Mal-soon...

Ms. Mal-soon...

How do you feel right now?

Feel what?

After your TV appearance,
you're the talk of the town.

All the reporters are curious about you.
They want interviews.

I... can't.

Why not?
People would die for those.

If my daddy finds out,
he's gonna shave my head.

Okay.
We can talk about that later.

Tell me about yourself.

About what?

I'm very curious about you
but I don't know anything.

Just takes time.

Go little by little.

Don't you think it's fate
that we met again?

Maybe...

What's wrong with your foot?

Did you get hurt?

You're bleeding.

Are you okay?
Let me take a look...

It ain't nothing!

I'm gonna get me some ointment.
Don't you worry about me.

Wait...

Don't you worry!

You only get one chance!

Dang!

You get old when you bleed!

There's a way to go back
to your old self!

You wanna go back?

What the...

Get out of here right now!

What you doing?

What did we do?
It's the middle of the night!

We?

Dad, you should be
ashamed of yourself!

Do you know how old you are?

She could be your granddaughter's age!
What're you doing with her?

Bitch...

why don't you just get naked?

Bitch?
Who you calling bitch?

Then should I call her stepmother?

You got us all wrong!

Dad, are you insane?

You...

Don't you have anything better to do
than to seduce an old man?

How could you speak like that!
You keep your mouth shut!

Lordy..

PARK, you hold back.

- PARK?
- You little shit...

Did you just call him "PARK"?

Mommy!

Please take Daddy with you!
He has lost his mind!

Why do I have to live
like this until now?

Why do you have to die
and make me take care of father?

Where you going?

I'll call ya.

If you call him,
I'll have you locked up!

Stop it!

You cry like your mom!

Mommy!

I never got married
because of Mom's wishes.

How could you do this to me?

Mommy!

Don't you put up a show!

You always went on dates
on your mom's memorial day!

Where you going
in the middle of the night?

Don't go, Daddy!

Let go!
You're gonna rip my pants!

That girl really is your mother!

I know it ain't easy
but you gotta believe me.

So when you said that you met my mother,
you were talking about that woman?

Yes! That girl is my Ms. Mal-soon.
Your mother!

Sir...

You got me now?

It's early, so I'm sure there's a way.

That's right.
There are still a lot of ways.

Blood!
We need to draw blood!

Yes, blood.

I have a college friend who works
at the university hospital.

I'm going to call him and ask...

Prof. KIM, it's me.
I have a question.

I know someone
who's about 70 years old.

I don't know whether it's depression
or dementia but it comes and goes.

He could have both?

How much did you spend on her?

Get out of here!

If you've handed her the property deed,
I'm going to sue!

Hello?

Hi, it's me, Seung-woo.

Why didn't you answer
my calls all day?

Is everything okay?

Actually, there is...

Hello?

Doo-ri, are you all right?

Wow, this is amazing!

Geez...

You got a good house.

You own this house, Producer Han?

No, it's a rental.

It sure looks expensive
for young people to buy.

Can I ask something?

Sure.

You got a good home
and a good job.

And you look...

Look what?

You look good.
Why ain't you married yet?

Who said that I'm not married?

Then you are?

No!

But it feels good to see you
get surprised.

Your mom must have worried sick
about you.

You all grown up living like this.
All moms worry about that.

She passed away.

When I was a baby.

Doo-ri, do you have a boyfriend?

It's been a while
since my husband died.

I have a son who is all grown up
and gotten married.

I lived with an old widow
who likes me.

Doggone it. I got me into
a fight with his daughter.

Okay, I lose!

From now on, I'll never
joke around you!

So besides a widow with a kid,
what type of guys do you like?

A man who puts food on the table

and is good in bed...

Are you okay?

I'm sorry...

Towel! Towel!

Who are you?

Geez...

Why you gotten drunk
when you ain't no good at drinking?

♪ Sleep, sleep my baby ♪

♪ You go on sleeping ♪

♪ Rooster ♪
♪ Please don't crow ♪

♪ You'll wake up my baby ♪

♪ Dog ♪
♪ Please don't bark ♪

♪ You'll wake up my baby ♪

♪ Sleep, sleep my baby ♪

You feeling sick again?

Don't take medicine with cold water.
You'll get a tummy ache.

♪ We can't hide everything ♪

What do you think?

The vocalist is great,
but what's wrong with the song?

Did they write their own song?

Guys.

We can't use your song this time.

I'll connect you with a songwriter.
Let's go with a new song.

You understand how important
the next stage is.

If you go ahead with this song,
it could be the end.

What's wrong with the song?

Tell me what you don't like about it.

The song that you wrote

was purely created to showcase
Doo-ri's style and character.

Your "Life of Half Underground"
was the only song worth listening to.

Isn't your band's name
"BAN Ji-ha Band"?

Are you sure it's not
"OH Doo-ri Band"?

- Where you going?
- Don't follow me!

What's wrong?

The producer is only
saying that to help us.

You can write new songs later.

I heard you slept with Producer Han.

What?

Did you?

You little shit!

Where you gone learning
those filthy words?

Fine, I did.

I slept!
He had them good air-condition!

I sure did!

He had good air-condition!
I slept real good!

I been too nice!

Get up!

Go on and eat up.

Why are you doing this to me?

It's them dog days today!

What's wrong with eating
chicken to fight them heat?

Hurry and eat up!
My arm's fixing to fall off!

Geez, you don't eat too good these days.

You have to take care of yourself.

Are you really dating Producer Han?

You really like me?

I'm sorry...

but you...

ain't my type!

You can't even confess
your love like a real man!

You ain't good at keeping business
and personal stuff separate!

You make people
around you suffer!

And also...

one thing I don't like
most about you is

it's that you don't know
what a good person you are.

Aww... My Ji-ha.

You look even more handsome
when you smile.

Hey, who are you really?

Me?

I am...

the lead vocalist of
"BAN Ji-ha Band"...

OH Doo-ri!

How you been?

I seen you on TV
but you never called.

I got lots to think about.

You like someone?

How you know that?

How many years I seen you.

You like him too?

It been so long that
I wasn't sure what it was.

But my heart's beating like crazy.

You do like him.

I'm jealous of him.

Take this.

It's the peach season.
They're awful sweet.

Thanks...

Anyway, what happened to that shrew?
Haven't seen her around.

Thought she's gotta drink them
"American" coffee every day.

She had a stroke few days ago.

What happened?

We're at that age where
tomorrow might never come.

But you don't have to
worry about that, though.

That's a great song.

You're home?

Did you write that?

Are you drunk?

Keep up the good work.

See you.

Is this the girl who came over
to our house?

Yes... why?

Nothing.

♪ Come to me, quietly ♪

♪ Come over here ♪

Guys, I did it!

What?

For the next summer special concert,
they want to play my song!

Really?

They've finally recognized
the genius songwriter.

You did real good!
Good job!

Good job, good job!

Good job!

Y'all done good!

Producer Han,
you got pretty hands.

Really?

People say men with
pretty hands are lazy.

Are you worried that I'll be too lazy
and starve my future wife and kids?

No.

No, you work hard
and you're a good man.

Am I good?

What?

As a man.

Well...

The problem is...

The age difference is a bit...

I know.
I'm pretty old.

No, that ain't it!

I was gonna say...

It starts with 4.
Not 4th year uni...

You smell like my mom.

What?

I've never met my mom,
but you smell like my mom.

I like your new hairstyle!

Thank you.

I'll wait here
and take you home later.

No, that ain't necessary.
I'm going to take a while.

You must be tired too,
so please go ahead.

Doo-ri.

That looks pretty.

Go on.

What's the patient's name?

I don't know her last name.

Her first name is Ok-ja.

Ok-ja...

She came in few nights ago.

Here she is, JOO Ok-ja.

We'll start in 10 minutes
after the rehearsal.

Where's your leader?

He'll be here soon.

Make sure there wouldn't
be any problem.

Please contact him and ask
him where he is right now.

What's keeping him late?

He fixed his guitar
and is coming from the shop.

I'm almost there.
Give me 10 minutes.

I don't think 10 minutes will do.
The traffic is really bad here.

Because of the concert
in Jamsil Stadium...

Mister, I'm getting off here.

Do you think this makes any sense?

We're going on the same stage
as those guys.

They're the ones who inspired me
to play the drums.

They're starting!

♪ Out of breath ♪

♪ Out of breath ♪

♪ Run like hell ♪

♪ Run like hell ♪

♪ Feel the roar ♪
♪ from here ♪

He's not answering.

Hello?
Ji-ha?

Where is he?

Seung-woo, they're up next.
You need to make a decision.

I don't think you can play tonight.
Why don't you go to the hospital first?

Yeah, let's go...

I'll be there
as soon as I'm done.

Let's sing.

Let's go sing.

Ji-ha's song.

Let's sing it loud enough
for Ji-ha to hear.

Then let's go tell Ji-ha...

that his song was awful good.

Ji-ha, can you hear it?

People are waiting for our song.

I'll do my best to sing
the song you wrote.

So please hang in there, Ji-ha.

♪ Today was a tough day ♪

♪ Now, today is yesterday ♪

♪ But the sun will ♪
♪ rise again tomorrow ♪

♪ Like tomorrow's morning ♪

♪ The shining hope will ♪
♪ shine on you ♪

♪ Shoulders drooping ♪

♪ Footsteps heavy ♪

♪ They bully you in the dark ♪

♪ But before you know it, ♪

♪ as those shining stars ♪
♪ show you the way ♪

♪ They'll shine on you ♪
♪ so brightly ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ Yes, one more time ♪

♪ Sometimes, ♪
♪ it feels like a mirage ♪

♪ One more time ♪
♪ Yes, one more time ♪

♪ You've never stopped ♪
♪ running once in your life ♪

♪ Toward your dream ♪
♪ that you'll finally achieve ♪

♪ This song is for you, ♪
♪ shining star ♪

♪ Those shining stars ♪
♪ that weren't there yesterday ♪

♪ They'll shine on you ♪
♪ to bring you the good news ♪

♪ One more time ♪
♪ Yes, one more time ♪

♪ You've never stopped ♪
♪ running once in your life ♪

♪ Toward your dream ♪
♪ that you'll finally achieve ♪

♪ This is a song for you, ♪
♪ shining star ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ Yes, one more time ♪

♪ Let's go again one more time ♪
♪ until your heart stops ♪

♪ Let's go again ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ Yes, one more time ♪

♪ Let's shine like the star ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ For the last time ♪

♪ You've never stopped ♪
♪ running once in your life ♪

♪ Toward your dream ♪
♪ that you'll finally achieve ♪

♪ This is a song for you, shining star ♪

Where's Doo-ri?

She went to the hospital
as soon as we were done.

We're heading over there now.

Blood type AB Rh Negative!

Does anyone have the same
blood type as the patient?

We're short on blood
for the surgery!

How can you not have
blood at a hospital?

We had many emergency
surgeries today.

We're looking around at other hospitals
but it's urgent!

Anyone in the family?

Grandma!

Ji-ha and grandma
have the same blood type!

What do we do now?

What do we do?

I have...

the same blood type.

The same blood type with Ji-ha.

Why did you come here?

What you doing?

My grandson.
My Ji-ha.

You'll go old again
if you give blood.

Why you want to be old again?

What's good about
wrinkly face and smelly body?

- I gotta go...
- I thought...

I thought you enjoy
being a singer!

I thought that man
makes you happy!

Let's hurry and give blood.

Excuse me...

Let me ask you something.

Do you know the phrase
"Hang in there, Baby"?

Do you?

A long time ago,

There was a young single mother

who had to raise her newborn son alone.

But that newborn was very ill

and wasn't getting better.

Everyday, the baby went
between life and death.

But his mother was so poor
that she couldn't do anything for her baby.

So she took him in her arms

and said in tears,

"Hang in there, Baby"

"Hang in there, Baby"

"Hang in there, Baby.
Hang on for dear life"

"Please hang on for dear life"

Let's go...

Wait a minute!

I'll save my son no matter what.

So please go.

Please just go.

When you go,

please don't eat
from the trashcan.

Don't work at the fish market.

For your child,

don't sacrifice everything
for your child.

Don't marry a man
with a short life.

And please don't have
a bad son like me.

Please go.

Please.

Please go, Mother!

No.

Even if I'm born again,

I'll live my life
just the way I lived before.

Even if it's hard,

I won't change a thing.

So that...

I can be your mommy.

And you...

can be my baby again.

Mother!

Baby!

The name is BAN Ji-ha.
He's a college kid.

I had a real good dream.

It sure was a fun dream.

"1 Year Later"

♪ Those shining stars ♪
♪ that weren't there yesterday ♪

♪ They'll shine on you ♪
♪ to bring you the good news ♪

♪ One more time ♪
♪ Yes, one more time ♪

You go, my babies!

Mother, they're not your babies.
They're mine!

They sing good cause of me.

You know you're a terrible singer!

Your baby is sitting right here,

Those two came from my stomach!

Your kids are my kids too.
Why are you being so selfish?

You've bragged about
your good son all your life.

Lordy, my daughter-in-law's
gonna talk back to me now?

Mother, I'm over 50.

I bet you're gonna make
a friend out of me when you turn 60.

You're going to live
till I turn 60?

Why? You scared I'll be
pooping everywhere?

Mother, aren't you coming with us?

I'll be there soon.
You go on first.

[Forever Young Portrait Studio]

Guess that old fart taught himself
some new tricks...

You impressed yet?

PARK?

Hop on.

Did you find the studio?

I liked that photographer.

What you gonna do now?
How you going home?

I ain't going back to that house.
I'm free.

With these wheels and gas money,
I can go anywhere in the world.

Stop! Let's go give blood
before you get into trouble!

Are you worried now that
I've become young?

You afraid I might leave you
for a younger woman?

You crazy or something?

By the way, PARK,

I heard you got peach allergy.

Why you gone eating those peaches?

That's the love of a true man.

♪ Do not think about... ♪

♪ ...things that have passed ♪

♪ Don't yearn for him ♪

♪ He has to go ♪

♪ Flowers wither away ♪

♪ Don't be overwhelmed with grief ♪

♪ The time will come... ♪

♪ It'll bloom again ♪

♪ Don't be sad ♪

♪ Well, where did you go? ♪

♪ Where does a lost traveler go? ♪

♪ Where did it go? ♪

♪ The white butterfly
that was looking for him ♪

♪ Flowers wither away ♪

♪ Don't be overwhelmed with grief ♪

♪ The time will come... ♪

♪ It'll bloom again ♪

♪ Don't be sad! ♪