Mismatched Couples (1985) - full transcript
Eddie is a teenager who likes to b-boy around the streets and challenge other breakdancers, including his main rival Colorful Punk. One day, Eddie witnesses a hawker by the name of Mini showing off his acrobatic skills to a crowd, after having been into a situation where the cops ceased his selling business and wondering around looking for food. He is forced to demonstrate his skills to the crowd after he tried to grab free food nearby meant to be for the crowd. Mini's performance impresses Eddie and the latter hooks up and takes Mini to his home. Eddie's sister, who is running a fast food restaurant, however refuses to let Mini stay until Eddie convinces her by letting him help out with her business. Meanwhile, Eddie continues his ventures in high school that includes his love interest Anna who is the most popular female student at his school while having to stand her annoying friend, Shirley. At the same time, Colorful Punk hooks up with his American friend, Kenny, at the airport and together they plot a scheme to humiliate Eddie during an upcoming party and win Anna over. In the middle of all these situations, a fighting lunatic shows up and sees a great fighter in Eddie and wants to challenge him to a fight. This results in a final confrontation between Eddie and the lunatic at a gym.
It's time to wake you up
Here's a disco rock for you
Madam it's your breakfast
Thanks
Stella
May I help you?
I'll have some milk
I have two cream bread
That fast!
Of course, fast food service, you look skinny
Like malnutrition,
I know what you need of first sigh!
No need to ask?
Take your bread and eat it
I'll help you
Stella, are you free tonight?
Take a walk with me
Old maid?
Old maid worth much!
I'll think carefully before I get married
Madam, your milk and bread
If more clients like you, I'll be rich
Eddie
Are you awake?
Eddie, are you awake?
Sister
It's time to go to school
Oh! My God
I'm sorry
Eddie, what are you doing?
Eddie
Once upon a time, there was a prince.
He was sixty-four years old
And he had two sans...
Great! You can read backward
Great, you can read up side down
Come on, why is it so noisy out there?
The kid next door turn up his radio
But it's so quiet now
Listen, there you go
Hi, Eddie. Your music is great
I'm sorry. I don't know your sister is here
Why can't you be like your cousin
She's a good kid you're so playboy
Such a big boy and still so...
I'll go to school now
You...
Be quick, it's not for performance
You're smart, I was an opera singer
But nobody wants me now
So dirty
Dirty?
Keep it to yourself
You can tell I'm not
Taking picture? I give you a good post
Very good
I've never been appreciated
Only you, I show you more
I'm tired, not enough energy?
good
Good taking my ugly face
You watch out
I take off
Watch my long weapon
It turned into short sticks
Wonderful bye-bye
Barbarian, when can I see the pictures
Hold up
Whose that?
Is it yours, go back with me
You haven't change me the money
Just run-way when the police come
Nobody wants it
Just remain two coins,
How can I make my living?
Dammit! If I catch you up. I'll beat you
It's Eddie
I chase... ...
I chase... ...
I got it
Hi, Eddie
So Co-incident
It's you, Anna!
Kidding bike in the mid-of the rood,
crashed to be dead
Dirty Tomboy, If it's not of Anna, I'll beat you
Are you going to the Dance Sguare?
It's takes a long time. I help you
How?
What're you doing, stop!
Shit! Stop playing
It's too dangerous
It won't
Don't play
Don't play
Get off the way
I can't, I can't get off
How did you ride your bike?
Where is my bread?
Still over there
So bad luck
Sue-Lin, you are over-done. Stop! Stop!
Watch out, hit against the wall
Are you alright?
I'm alright, my bike has been broken.
Dirty Tomboy
Came on!
I compensate for you
That money is not enough to buy drug
You keep it, and you better watch out
No laughing, I'm just performaning
Is that wonderful
Anna colorful punk
Dammit, come on, let's dance
You're so beautiful
Chick's bone
It's you
I get the chick's drum for you
It is dirty, don't go away
Come out?
Sorry for your being crashed,
please be my guest
Then I prefer chicken
Do you know about me?
Colorful punk head?
Stupid, he's my friend
If you want to eat, you have to dance first
It's your turn
You try to make trouble
You're not a good man
Your friend is good
What? He is my student
My chicken!
Waste my time
He is nice
Let's go
Get off
Good-bye
You go first, I go to see my student first
Student, student
Are you enough?
Don't misunderstand. I want to be your student
Learn some tough action
I'm not a good teacher
I have heen as student for 20 years,
may be know how to build an aeroplane
But I just learn opera
The opera business is down,
try to make living by selling
I don't have enough time to earn money
no mood to teach
Don't worry. I ask my sister to give you a job
Is that truth?
Follow me
Take it easy, let's talk it over
But don t know anything
SIowly you'll learn
It's here
Wait a minute, let me go first
Good
Sis
Stella is waiting for you upstair
Yes, we work and study at the same time
You have much responsibility
I can't help it
If you employ another assistant
You can take it easy
I have thought about that
Really?
If you want, I can get you one
Mature, smart, you like him?
You want to make me a match
What?
Let me think about it
Don't waste time, I bring him over now
Now
My heart is pumping fast
I've never been like this before
Why is there so much soap, sis?
It's detergent
Yes, it's that TV commercial
This is mini
Mini
She's your boss, my sister
Madam
PIease heIp yourself
Thanks
I've told you everything will be okay
I appreciate your kindness
Don't be nervous
I'm not nervous, it's my first time
I'm inexperience. I got nervous the first time
Sis, I've found you a good one
I still need to know him better
You misunderstand, he's only a worker, not...
You must be crazy
I mean you need to know your friend more
Sis... you
You misunderstand me
I don't need a dummy, get out
Sis
Don't come to me anymore, get out
Sis
Mini
Everything finished
I know you have nowhere to go
Come on, let me help you
Where are we going to?
This s my room
We climb in through windows
Come in, sister won't know about this
Let me see
No, I'll ask him if he needs anything to eat
Anything to eat
Come out, nobody is here
Look, I'll try the action you taught me
My stomach
I'll teach you more
Punch, kick...
I'm starving
If we can have seafood
Garoupa
You like the way I cook?
Good, but I prefer steam fish
I got you...
Where is he?
He gat to be here
Chocolate
It's nail
Tai Kung Ngai
It's fine now
You use a chocolate box for nails
A smart use of trash
You like chocolate
I'm starving
You should tell me earlier
I don't have a chance
Thanks
Who is he?
He's my instructor, Mini
I know. He must be that Dummy
You take him to my place? I'II tell you sis
You are not that
What?
My instructor is old, poor and looks dum
Can't you be more thoughtful?
What do you want?
Please don't tell my sister
Well, unless you help my studies every night
Okay
Barks three times
Okay
No, I'm a big mam, I can't
No, no, that's too much
That's fine
Well
That's too much
Well, I won't tell your sister
I'II bring some food
Here is some food
Come on, let's eat
You sister must question about the food
You haven't seen anything, right? Help yourself
Come on, let's enjoy
Come on, cheers
I can't eat that much
No, just ask my sister to let him stay
No, your sister hates him
Well, I'll help if I have a chance
He eats like pig
You can take your time
Why is the door opened?
Cousin
What are you doing?
Have you seen my pair of scissor?
No
I put it in the kitchen
How come you two eat that much?
I'm starving
Yes, yes
Mosquitoes
So itchy
Saltly
Coke, French fries, jumpstick, sausage
You eat too much
God knows I have a big stomach
That is in conspiracy
That's fun
No go into the cabinet
Cousin I will prepare you a tub bath
Let me wash my brother's clothes first
Eddie, your sister wants to take your clothes
I'm not deaf!
Don't not here
I got nervous the first time
He's getting change
Thanks sister. My clothes are rather dirty
I have already taken them out
Hurry up
Stella, where's the water
Get out of my way
Stella what's the matter?
Sister is coming
Are you going to prepare me a tub bath?
I have take it
Yes
What's the matter with you two?
Nothing, I'll have a bath after the ballgame
Where's the water in the fish tank
Can't the fishes drink it up
Nonsense
You can add some water
What are you doing?
Water the plant
Yes, water the plant
You don't need that much to water the plant
It's very wet, get out
Cousin, don't get mad
I'll dry it up
What are you doing?
Nothing
Please help
Oh! It's you
Come out, all of you
I can't even move
Still sleep like a pig get up!
Let me get ready
Aren't you going to hit me
No
He gets crample
Is that tor you to eat?
Take it easy, sister
Of course, take it easy
No need
Take it
You are so kind
Including the tank, altogether is $308
I'll give this to you
Stella, come here
Either way is not enough
Sis, ig he has money, he won't be like this
Although you're the head of the family
If I let him stay, you can't be that stubborn
Stubborn? I'm fair, ain't?
You can't sided with him
Ok, let's take a vote
Put up your hand if you let him stay
Yours don't count
Two to one
One to two, stay
One, two, three
Sister, hurray
Don't be happy too soon
This month is probation
I'll get the $308 from your salary
I got a job!
You have good luck
Get out of my way
Haven't seen you for a while, you look great
Never mind, I have some better ones
Gosh!
That's great!
That's not up to date. Take it
Great!
Isn't that fun?
Nothing great
I scare them away
What are you going tonight
Tonight
Still a kid, look at me
Haven't you seen
Damn it
I'm your headmaster. Don't fool with me
Good, even better than!
I'll treat you tonight
Well, let's go
Ten fingers won't be enough for cutting.
Thanks
You think this s a big hotel?
Only a fast food store, come and serve us
You think this s a big hotel?
Only a fast food store. Help yourself!
I'm being served everywhere
You can't talk like this to our master
Hi Anna
What's the matter?
Hi come and play tennis with me
Fine
I got a new racket
Don't scare me
The racket is broken
Is it hurt?
Of course, I can't even get up
You're so dirty
Yes, the ground
Nonsense
Madam, you play tennis?
Prince charming
Hi, my name is Kenny
My name is Lynn
Kenny
How are you?
What?
I mistaken the whole story
I always help the fund raising. Only if he asks
I'll give him a dollar. If he wants food
Take it
Good
I don't take that
That's Been used
Master, he look down on you
Hi
That's great
It's an egg
What does that mean?
Too easy
You want a bet with my master?
You want a match with me?
I'll use a wheel as a racket. How's that?
You ask for it
Once is final
Okay
Dragon strike
Dragon turns
Dragon turn around
Tiger strike
That's nothing
Lion strike
That's too fast
Dragon flies
Oh! Ti hurts
Good
I don't know who is the loser
Kenny, don't be upset, wait for another chance
Eddie, you're great
Not at all
I'll treat you for dinner
Yes, let's go I'm not available
I'm not avaiable
Me neither
Well, then let's go
Table number two
Table number two
Just by accident
I'm sorry
That's not enough
How would you like me to repay?
It's delicious
Each has a chance, that's fair
Dummy
Towel please, I can't see it
Take t
Am I fired?
Just a stupid foo
You fire me?
Not at all, this is your paid for this month
Keep up your work
Of course
She's an ugly pig when first knew her
But she is a pair as a sheep now
She's sweeter day after day. Very good
Mini, how come Eddie is so late?
Isn't he over there?
That's my cousin
Yes, it's she
Look
Here he comes
Yes
Are those presents for me?
This is for you thanks
Thanks
You fail and join with us
That's for you thanks
Thanks
Mini, This is for you
For me?
That's your business
That's very nice of you
I give this to you
Good
Those are men's clothing
Mini
Your sister bas paid me my salary
I know, therefore, this is a gift for you
Try it on, we can go out
Good
Sis
Finaly you come back
Can't you take some time to help me?
You're never home
Eddie
You think it looks OK?
How smart
Something wrong with you
Look. You are not a kid anymore
But you dress like a clown
You think it looks great?
Eddie bought this
I won't go out with you if you dress like this
I know, well, then I'll get him another one
The lights are pretty
Hello welcome in
Any table available?
I'll go to the rest room, you go with him
Please come this way
Madam, you are very pretty
Thank you, is this your first time, sir?
Have you any sister?
No
I'll eat you one
Good
Would you like to take a picture, sir?
Good. Let me past for the picture
Pardon me?
Would you like a cigarette?
Is that complimentary?
May I take one more?
You can take all of them
Good
Take good care of him, Susie
Yes, I know
I just got here
You have such a big table
Ask your friends to join us
Good! Good
Your friends have a good appetite, sir
Mini
This is my first time
Oh my god!
What are you doing with that many girl
What are you worrying about?
They don't have a place
You have to pay for it
Have to pay? Let's go
Please stay
Pay, you can leave
What a kid!
Are you all leaving? Please stay
Wipe away your lipstick
The girl who come to you today is nice
She's my schoolmate
The girl who come with her is such a bitch
She's such a bitch. I'll get her one day
That's easy, let me think about it
Good, may I have the check, please
Nine thousand, please
That's expensive
That's include the cigar
That's only one piece
I thought that's complimentary
Eighty dollars for the picture, please
Oh my god!
Here they come
He's inside
Look at her
What a big place
I know. Put it inside
You bite me?
You can't bite me
He look down an you, Bite him
Don't know what you're heading
Why is that painful
I've been wasted my time on practicing
Mini
The stupid woman is strong, but she's just a cow
Just be a tomboy
If you men can do it, so can we women
Isn't that too much?
I'll bet with you to see who's the winner
We determine the winner in five second
Good, I'll time it. Begin
One second for one
Two second. Two and a half second
Three second, four second
Time's up
Eleven times. It's your turn
It's your turn
Be quick, get go
One second
Two second
Three second
Four second
Five second
Something wrong with the machine
That doesn't count
Let's bet on weigh lifting
He lifts first. You got a better chance
In this situation, he'll lose
Are you alright? May I help you?
Very heavy
How come you're so careless
You trick on me. This doesn't count
What about punching bag
Just use 10% of your
OK
Have some liquor
What?
If he doesn't like it, I'll drink it
I attack
I finaly found an expert
I punch
A lot of thing men can do but woman can't
Just like this
Take off your clothes, are you afraid?
You take off
If you're brave, take your clothes off
If others can do it, so can she? Just lying
Ok, I'll take off
Siu Lynn, what are you doing. Crazy
I won't do it anymore
Take me home
Good!
No!
Let's go!
A stupid fool asks me to bite him
Did you bite him
Bite him and he'll scream
What a fool!
Harel This is my bedroom
Your home is very pretty
Be careful
I've warn you before
Sir, Here's your towel
Thanks
Please sit
I'm all wet, fortunately I have some clothing
I'll take you upstair to get change
Good
I'll get change first
Ok
Oh! It hurts
Excuse me, would you like a peach
Teach me dancing
Ok
You dance too fast. I can't follow
How come you Iook like a teapot
I just pick a teapot
I zip up my pants, you want to try
You are naughty
Good. Keep going
Excuse me, Miss
If there isn't you, there isn't me. I'll stay
If you're here, I'll leave
Eddia...
You've said it eighteen times
There won't be the nineteenth time
Fly up in the blue sky...
Sorry
How did you walk?
I pick it up for you
I open it for you
Making trouble again
You dirty bastard
I kick
Don't litter the can
Top-fighter
Ling
Good evening, Miss
Sit down
What are you doing
I thought you turn the lights on
You just said to turn if off
Sit down is sit down
Sit down is sit down
Turn to page thirteen
This is our first lesson, Man and the Woman
I know, I'm a man. You're a woman
No... I'm a girl
You are a girl
I'm a girl
Good, good gir, Good good man
Good good
You mean the best, don't you
Yes, yes
That's not good good
What is it?
Yes, best
Best
Best man
Best man
No
Sis, best man means best man at the wedding
You mean best man means
best man at the wedding
Am I right?
Yes, that's what I mean, he understands
Let's keep going
Yes, keep going
Yes, I don't know this word
What does that man
What's the matter, Stella?
Your pants are worn out, let me mend it far you
Thanks, where have you been?
At Anne's place.
He asks me to teach him breakdance
Dance, dance, be close... as slow dance
Dance, dance, dance off your clothes
She's pretty and has a good figure
Take it
It's mended
Make me some noodles
Let me see
Slow dance
Have some noodles
Thanks
It smells good
What's so happy
Water
Very hot
It's spicy
Master, you walk nicely
Of course, I was always the winner as a student
I don't believe it
Let's have a bet
No, I will run after her
I run
Stop
I don't think you can continue, let's rest
It's rather windy
Have some water
Thank
Very thirsty
What a fool! Water is good for your health
I'll have more water, then
How come there are so many hearts n the cup
Here's my gift for you
For me?
Three thousand one hundred and fifty
I'm glad it is not broken
Why do you invite Eddie tonight?
I'd pIay a trick on him for a revenge
You have two bathroom in your house?
I get a video camera
on the celling of the bathroom
One with a red mark and the other with grey
I'll put some laxatuer in his drink
He will have diarheer
No matter which bathroom he goes in
Whatever he does will appear on the TV monitor
Good idea
Revenge
I know earliet that you're disagreeable
It's easy, Micky Mouse stuff!
Isn't it terrific
You can begin
Please
He brings along some strong youngster
ToDah, ask Eddie to come
Come to me for revenge
Anna
Eddie, are you ready
Ready
Anna asks us along to a dance
She's going
Yes my sister asks me to bring him along
Be smart she'll be proud to take you out
She's still a kid, don't be unreasonable
I'm not going
Eddie doesn't have time Iet's go
Keep cool, let me think about it
Happy Birthday
Thanks
Help yourelf
Master, look
That stupid kid is following Anna all night
Hold on, keep your manner
He can't be that for long, you'll see
Hi, welcome
Happy Birthday
Thanks
Kenny
Master, this one is better
Cheers, you have the lesser one
Let's be fair
Half, half, how's that?
Cheers
Why don't you drink it?
Does it have laxatusis
If don't drink, he won't either
Anyway, he's the one being tricked
No, no, cheers
Anyone in?
Can't you push it open?
You have to pull it
Pull the grey one, you're in trouble
Ladies and gentlemen. We have prepared as
Tonight, we have a special programme for you
Let's enjoy
Excuse me
I know, red for real
We succeed!
Much better
What's so funny?
Eddie is tricked
Kenny is photogenic
The show is rather popular
The effects are great!
Master
Good show
Shit
Good!
Wanderlut
The actar is you
Miss, let me help you
Miss, may I invite you for a dance
What are you doing?
Excuse me
What are you doing? Be alert
My feet are hurting
What are you looking at?
She looks familiar
Shoes are tight
Miss, may I invite you for a dance
Take a good look at yourself! See... look at me
How smart
No, no
Welcome a pretty girl to my party
This is she
What?
What are you doing in dressing like that, Stella
You don't even take me into consideration
Can't have a boyfriend?
Get away from me, I don't care
Can't you hear what I say? Go back home
Don't teach me
Don't bother my partner
Where is he?
Keep your hands off
Go back home
No
You hit me
Fine, I'll leave, I'll never see you again
I'll go with you
Don't cry don't hare to take
notice of such person
Let's go for a mid-nite snack
Get our
Kiddo, you want a fight?
Let's fight
You're rather attractive
How to bet?
I'll kill your leg if you lose
Get your stick ready
For you
Excuse me
I ride...
I throw
Don't laugh
Eddie is smart
Bet on you patience good
Good
A lot of moons and star
The wrong direction. I win, he loses
Stella
Take it to your master
Master
Stella, you misund erstand
You leave me alone
Stella...
I'll make a duel with him
We bother you this time
Day dreaming, your dirty bands
will mass up the food
Well, I'll take a bath
Stella...
No
Master, Stella is leaving
What are you doing while I'm taking a bath?
That Eddie
If you don't come
What's the use of that model
Find Stella for me. Don't come back if you fail
Sis
Stella, you haven't left yet
I'll put my shoes on
Stella
Miss
Hi, Miss
Let's have fun
Help! Help!
She is very pretty
She's a good cook
And a good hast
And very charming in bed
Shut up
What are you doing? Bite me?
Eat me up?
Hit me
Bite
Hah! So naughty
It's my artificial teeth
I fought with people when I was four
I never lose a gain as a number one boxer
I disappointed until I met you
Let's have a bet, come on
Came
Eddie
You see, it s not the best time nor the best place
Let's have a bet tomorrow at the peak
Fine, I'll take your wards
You really have to fight with him?
You think I'm a fool? I just trick on him
You're naughty
That stupid one is coming
I lie to you
Don't fool around anymore, Go back
My sister is waiting for you
What an egg!
It's make me healthy
Don't be too playful, you young people
Otherwise, they won't come back
You scare me!
Do some exercise in the morning is good
But not like this every morning
It's smelly
It's smelly, rather dirty
I'll help you to wash if they're not washed?
No, thanks
How can you wear if they're not washed?
I appreciate you kindness
Is it hurt?
No
Shoot! The pictures
What? What are you doing?
Let me wash them, master
Don't call me master as we are so close
Just call me Ah Ying
Ah Ying
I'll wash the clothes
Thanks
Please...
No problems in washing those clothes,
Ying will help
She's a washing machine and detergent
Let's wash all the dirty clothes together
Ah Ying
Does three tablespoonful of soap enough?
Calling Ah Ying is not your privilege
What?
This picture is bad, the one leep This picture
picture is bad the one keeping it is even worse
I...
Don't you feel ashame?
I took it at the night club last time
Pussy Cat
I've been there once
It's your problem and none of my business
Master
I'll tear them off
No man is trust worthy. Get out
I promise I'll never go there again
Otherwise, I'm a pig
Get out
Help! Please stop
Help
Egg
Where's the egg?
The egg has become the chicken
Wait untiI dawn comes and the moon rise
It's my fault, can't dame on Ah Ying
It's my fault to go to those places
You really hit me hard!
Why are you hitting yourseIf
I'm catching a mosquito
Yes, it's flying this way
Stop it. I'm in a bad mood
My sister is even worse
Let me solve the problem
What?
Think of a solution yourself
Keep the door unlock. I'll be back soon
You've been back, sleep tight
Master
Why are you coming back
That's a good mug
I give it back to you
Ask the experts to come out
Who
Be not afraid
Come out
I know he's the top and he breaks my cup
Damn it
Mini
No... you set him free
Where are you taking me?
Mini
I feel hurt
Fetch me at Pacific Athletic Club
You let me off, let me off
That's not a way. It's against law
I let you off, you must tell the top-fighter to
see me
Or else I'll trouble you everyday
Stella
Stella
How are you?
He
Go home first
I'm not, coming for the duel
I cheated you, you hurts my people
All were my fault. I'm not a Top fighter
Please don't trouble me, bye-bye
Never see again
Who say you're not a top-fighter
Shit
Let's start the fight
Come on, come on
Come on
The invoncible boxer
I win again
I win again. I win again
Yes, you have won. You have won
You're great
I can go now
Nobody can stand up again
I admitted that I've lost
You haven't been beat down
So fierce
I'll fall down. I'm falling down
Come on
Do you need my help?
Helping you to fall down
I'm up
I hit
Why I couldn't get up
I got a good way
Beat me! Beat me
You dare to touch my award
Don't you know
How many punches I have suffered?
How many boxers have been beat down
Especially this cup
I used my life to win it, do you know
You're a chef, not a boxer
You dare to insult me
Those cup are not you you're crazy
Nobody never said me crazy only said I'm fool
Shit be finished by a crazy
I won it want those cup, I want to fight with you
Who are you?
He said he came for help
I know you. You're the Ironicide
You can't leave of you can't beat me
That's not tough
See, I can break the thicker one
You can't
Let me try
Help me
Of course, I help you
Use force
Tie tighter
I can it break it
Then I break your hone
I want of beat up
That is great
You've crazy, don't trouble me
Top-fighter, I finally last to you
May I know where's Mini ?
Room 103
Master
I know you got to be okay
No
The doctor said I'm severely wounded
Broken head bone and broken arms
I have a broken heart, let me die
No
The cardiogram shows everything is all right
Nothing is wrong.
It stoped
You can't die
The cup is mended, look
Can't you hear me? You can't die
It's mended. I'll get back my tools
This s not cardiogram
Why cardiagram
If this is not the cardiogram I'll be fine
You
Don t get mad, it's all my fault
Just once
Naughty
Mini has just kiss my sister
My cousin has just hit him like that
Here's a disco rock for you
Madam it's your breakfast
Thanks
Stella
May I help you?
I'll have some milk
I have two cream bread
That fast!
Of course, fast food service, you look skinny
Like malnutrition,
I know what you need of first sigh!
No need to ask?
Take your bread and eat it
I'll help you
Stella, are you free tonight?
Take a walk with me
Old maid?
Old maid worth much!
I'll think carefully before I get married
Madam, your milk and bread
If more clients like you, I'll be rich
Eddie
Are you awake?
Eddie, are you awake?
Sister
It's time to go to school
Oh! My God
I'm sorry
Eddie, what are you doing?
Eddie
Once upon a time, there was a prince.
He was sixty-four years old
And he had two sans...
Great! You can read backward
Great, you can read up side down
Come on, why is it so noisy out there?
The kid next door turn up his radio
But it's so quiet now
Listen, there you go
Hi, Eddie. Your music is great
I'm sorry. I don't know your sister is here
Why can't you be like your cousin
She's a good kid you're so playboy
Such a big boy and still so...
I'll go to school now
You...
Be quick, it's not for performance
You're smart, I was an opera singer
But nobody wants me now
So dirty
Dirty?
Keep it to yourself
You can tell I'm not
Taking picture? I give you a good post
Very good
I've never been appreciated
Only you, I show you more
I'm tired, not enough energy?
good
Good taking my ugly face
You watch out
I take off
Watch my long weapon
It turned into short sticks
Wonderful bye-bye
Barbarian, when can I see the pictures
Hold up
Whose that?
Is it yours, go back with me
You haven't change me the money
Just run-way when the police come
Nobody wants it
Just remain two coins,
How can I make my living?
Dammit! If I catch you up. I'll beat you
It's Eddie
I chase... ...
I chase... ...
I got it
Hi, Eddie
So Co-incident
It's you, Anna!
Kidding bike in the mid-of the rood,
crashed to be dead
Dirty Tomboy, If it's not of Anna, I'll beat you
Are you going to the Dance Sguare?
It's takes a long time. I help you
How?
What're you doing, stop!
Shit! Stop playing
It's too dangerous
It won't
Don't play
Don't play
Get off the way
I can't, I can't get off
How did you ride your bike?
Where is my bread?
Still over there
So bad luck
Sue-Lin, you are over-done. Stop! Stop!
Watch out, hit against the wall
Are you alright?
I'm alright, my bike has been broken.
Dirty Tomboy
Came on!
I compensate for you
That money is not enough to buy drug
You keep it, and you better watch out
No laughing, I'm just performaning
Is that wonderful
Anna colorful punk
Dammit, come on, let's dance
You're so beautiful
Chick's bone
It's you
I get the chick's drum for you
It is dirty, don't go away
Come out?
Sorry for your being crashed,
please be my guest
Then I prefer chicken
Do you know about me?
Colorful punk head?
Stupid, he's my friend
If you want to eat, you have to dance first
It's your turn
You try to make trouble
You're not a good man
Your friend is good
What? He is my student
My chicken!
Waste my time
He is nice
Let's go
Get off
Good-bye
You go first, I go to see my student first
Student, student
Are you enough?
Don't misunderstand. I want to be your student
Learn some tough action
I'm not a good teacher
I have heen as student for 20 years,
may be know how to build an aeroplane
But I just learn opera
The opera business is down,
try to make living by selling
I don't have enough time to earn money
no mood to teach
Don't worry. I ask my sister to give you a job
Is that truth?
Follow me
Take it easy, let's talk it over
But don t know anything
SIowly you'll learn
It's here
Wait a minute, let me go first
Good
Sis
Stella is waiting for you upstair
Yes, we work and study at the same time
You have much responsibility
I can't help it
If you employ another assistant
You can take it easy
I have thought about that
Really?
If you want, I can get you one
Mature, smart, you like him?
You want to make me a match
What?
Let me think about it
Don't waste time, I bring him over now
Now
My heart is pumping fast
I've never been like this before
Why is there so much soap, sis?
It's detergent
Yes, it's that TV commercial
This is mini
Mini
She's your boss, my sister
Madam
PIease heIp yourself
Thanks
I've told you everything will be okay
I appreciate your kindness
Don't be nervous
I'm not nervous, it's my first time
I'm inexperience. I got nervous the first time
Sis, I've found you a good one
I still need to know him better
You misunderstand, he's only a worker, not...
You must be crazy
I mean you need to know your friend more
Sis... you
You misunderstand me
I don't need a dummy, get out
Sis
Don't come to me anymore, get out
Sis
Mini
Everything finished
I know you have nowhere to go
Come on, let me help you
Where are we going to?
This s my room
We climb in through windows
Come in, sister won't know about this
Let me see
No, I'll ask him if he needs anything to eat
Anything to eat
Come out, nobody is here
Look, I'll try the action you taught me
My stomach
I'll teach you more
Punch, kick...
I'm starving
If we can have seafood
Garoupa
You like the way I cook?
Good, but I prefer steam fish
I got you...
Where is he?
He gat to be here
Chocolate
It's nail
Tai Kung Ngai
It's fine now
You use a chocolate box for nails
A smart use of trash
You like chocolate
I'm starving
You should tell me earlier
I don't have a chance
Thanks
Who is he?
He's my instructor, Mini
I know. He must be that Dummy
You take him to my place? I'II tell you sis
You are not that
What?
My instructor is old, poor and looks dum
Can't you be more thoughtful?
What do you want?
Please don't tell my sister
Well, unless you help my studies every night
Okay
Barks three times
Okay
No, I'm a big mam, I can't
No, no, that's too much
That's fine
Well
That's too much
Well, I won't tell your sister
I'II bring some food
Here is some food
Come on, let's eat
You sister must question about the food
You haven't seen anything, right? Help yourself
Come on, let's enjoy
Come on, cheers
I can't eat that much
No, just ask my sister to let him stay
No, your sister hates him
Well, I'll help if I have a chance
He eats like pig
You can take your time
Why is the door opened?
Cousin
What are you doing?
Have you seen my pair of scissor?
No
I put it in the kitchen
How come you two eat that much?
I'm starving
Yes, yes
Mosquitoes
So itchy
Saltly
Coke, French fries, jumpstick, sausage
You eat too much
God knows I have a big stomach
That is in conspiracy
That's fun
No go into the cabinet
Cousin I will prepare you a tub bath
Let me wash my brother's clothes first
Eddie, your sister wants to take your clothes
I'm not deaf!
Don't not here
I got nervous the first time
He's getting change
Thanks sister. My clothes are rather dirty
I have already taken them out
Hurry up
Stella, where's the water
Get out of my way
Stella what's the matter?
Sister is coming
Are you going to prepare me a tub bath?
I have take it
Yes
What's the matter with you two?
Nothing, I'll have a bath after the ballgame
Where's the water in the fish tank
Can't the fishes drink it up
Nonsense
You can add some water
What are you doing?
Water the plant
Yes, water the plant
You don't need that much to water the plant
It's very wet, get out
Cousin, don't get mad
I'll dry it up
What are you doing?
Nothing
Please help
Oh! It's you
Come out, all of you
I can't even move
Still sleep like a pig get up!
Let me get ready
Aren't you going to hit me
No
He gets crample
Is that tor you to eat?
Take it easy, sister
Of course, take it easy
No need
Take it
You are so kind
Including the tank, altogether is $308
I'll give this to you
Stella, come here
Either way is not enough
Sis, ig he has money, he won't be like this
Although you're the head of the family
If I let him stay, you can't be that stubborn
Stubborn? I'm fair, ain't?
You can't sided with him
Ok, let's take a vote
Put up your hand if you let him stay
Yours don't count
Two to one
One to two, stay
One, two, three
Sister, hurray
Don't be happy too soon
This month is probation
I'll get the $308 from your salary
I got a job!
You have good luck
Get out of my way
Haven't seen you for a while, you look great
Never mind, I have some better ones
Gosh!
That's great!
That's not up to date. Take it
Great!
Isn't that fun?
Nothing great
I scare them away
What are you going tonight
Tonight
Still a kid, look at me
Haven't you seen
Damn it
I'm your headmaster. Don't fool with me
Good, even better than!
I'll treat you tonight
Well, let's go
Ten fingers won't be enough for cutting.
Thanks
You think this s a big hotel?
Only a fast food store, come and serve us
You think this s a big hotel?
Only a fast food store. Help yourself!
I'm being served everywhere
You can't talk like this to our master
Hi Anna
What's the matter?
Hi come and play tennis with me
Fine
I got a new racket
Don't scare me
The racket is broken
Is it hurt?
Of course, I can't even get up
You're so dirty
Yes, the ground
Nonsense
Madam, you play tennis?
Prince charming
Hi, my name is Kenny
My name is Lynn
Kenny
How are you?
What?
I mistaken the whole story
I always help the fund raising. Only if he asks
I'll give him a dollar. If he wants food
Take it
Good
I don't take that
That's Been used
Master, he look down on you
Hi
That's great
It's an egg
What does that mean?
Too easy
You want a bet with my master?
You want a match with me?
I'll use a wheel as a racket. How's that?
You ask for it
Once is final
Okay
Dragon strike
Dragon turns
Dragon turn around
Tiger strike
That's nothing
Lion strike
That's too fast
Dragon flies
Oh! Ti hurts
Good
I don't know who is the loser
Kenny, don't be upset, wait for another chance
Eddie, you're great
Not at all
I'll treat you for dinner
Yes, let's go I'm not available
I'm not avaiable
Me neither
Well, then let's go
Table number two
Table number two
Just by accident
I'm sorry
That's not enough
How would you like me to repay?
It's delicious
Each has a chance, that's fair
Dummy
Towel please, I can't see it
Take t
Am I fired?
Just a stupid foo
You fire me?
Not at all, this is your paid for this month
Keep up your work
Of course
She's an ugly pig when first knew her
But she is a pair as a sheep now
She's sweeter day after day. Very good
Mini, how come Eddie is so late?
Isn't he over there?
That's my cousin
Yes, it's she
Look
Here he comes
Yes
Are those presents for me?
This is for you thanks
Thanks
You fail and join with us
That's for you thanks
Thanks
Mini, This is for you
For me?
That's your business
That's very nice of you
I give this to you
Good
Those are men's clothing
Mini
Your sister bas paid me my salary
I know, therefore, this is a gift for you
Try it on, we can go out
Good
Sis
Finaly you come back
Can't you take some time to help me?
You're never home
Eddie
You think it looks OK?
How smart
Something wrong with you
Look. You are not a kid anymore
But you dress like a clown
You think it looks great?
Eddie bought this
I won't go out with you if you dress like this
I know, well, then I'll get him another one
The lights are pretty
Hello welcome in
Any table available?
I'll go to the rest room, you go with him
Please come this way
Madam, you are very pretty
Thank you, is this your first time, sir?
Have you any sister?
No
I'll eat you one
Good
Would you like to take a picture, sir?
Good. Let me past for the picture
Pardon me?
Would you like a cigarette?
Is that complimentary?
May I take one more?
You can take all of them
Good
Take good care of him, Susie
Yes, I know
I just got here
You have such a big table
Ask your friends to join us
Good! Good
Your friends have a good appetite, sir
Mini
This is my first time
Oh my god!
What are you doing with that many girl
What are you worrying about?
They don't have a place
You have to pay for it
Have to pay? Let's go
Please stay
Pay, you can leave
What a kid!
Are you all leaving? Please stay
Wipe away your lipstick
The girl who come to you today is nice
She's my schoolmate
The girl who come with her is such a bitch
She's such a bitch. I'll get her one day
That's easy, let me think about it
Good, may I have the check, please
Nine thousand, please
That's expensive
That's include the cigar
That's only one piece
I thought that's complimentary
Eighty dollars for the picture, please
Oh my god!
Here they come
He's inside
Look at her
What a big place
I know. Put it inside
You bite me?
You can't bite me
He look down an you, Bite him
Don't know what you're heading
Why is that painful
I've been wasted my time on practicing
Mini
The stupid woman is strong, but she's just a cow
Just be a tomboy
If you men can do it, so can we women
Isn't that too much?
I'll bet with you to see who's the winner
We determine the winner in five second
Good, I'll time it. Begin
One second for one
Two second. Two and a half second
Three second, four second
Time's up
Eleven times. It's your turn
It's your turn
Be quick, get go
One second
Two second
Three second
Four second
Five second
Something wrong with the machine
That doesn't count
Let's bet on weigh lifting
He lifts first. You got a better chance
In this situation, he'll lose
Are you alright? May I help you?
Very heavy
How come you're so careless
You trick on me. This doesn't count
What about punching bag
Just use 10% of your
OK
Have some liquor
What?
If he doesn't like it, I'll drink it
I attack
I finaly found an expert
I punch
A lot of thing men can do but woman can't
Just like this
Take off your clothes, are you afraid?
You take off
If you're brave, take your clothes off
If others can do it, so can she? Just lying
Ok, I'll take off
Siu Lynn, what are you doing. Crazy
I won't do it anymore
Take me home
Good!
No!
Let's go!
A stupid fool asks me to bite him
Did you bite him
Bite him and he'll scream
What a fool!
Harel This is my bedroom
Your home is very pretty
Be careful
I've warn you before
Sir, Here's your towel
Thanks
Please sit
I'm all wet, fortunately I have some clothing
I'll take you upstair to get change
Good
I'll get change first
Ok
Oh! It hurts
Excuse me, would you like a peach
Teach me dancing
Ok
You dance too fast. I can't follow
How come you Iook like a teapot
I just pick a teapot
I zip up my pants, you want to try
You are naughty
Good. Keep going
Excuse me, Miss
If there isn't you, there isn't me. I'll stay
If you're here, I'll leave
Eddia...
You've said it eighteen times
There won't be the nineteenth time
Fly up in the blue sky...
Sorry
How did you walk?
I pick it up for you
I open it for you
Making trouble again
You dirty bastard
I kick
Don't litter the can
Top-fighter
Ling
Good evening, Miss
Sit down
What are you doing
I thought you turn the lights on
You just said to turn if off
Sit down is sit down
Sit down is sit down
Turn to page thirteen
This is our first lesson, Man and the Woman
I know, I'm a man. You're a woman
No... I'm a girl
You are a girl
I'm a girl
Good, good gir, Good good man
Good good
You mean the best, don't you
Yes, yes
That's not good good
What is it?
Yes, best
Best
Best man
Best man
No
Sis, best man means best man at the wedding
You mean best man means
best man at the wedding
Am I right?
Yes, that's what I mean, he understands
Let's keep going
Yes, keep going
Yes, I don't know this word
What does that man
What's the matter, Stella?
Your pants are worn out, let me mend it far you
Thanks, where have you been?
At Anne's place.
He asks me to teach him breakdance
Dance, dance, be close... as slow dance
Dance, dance, dance off your clothes
She's pretty and has a good figure
Take it
It's mended
Make me some noodles
Let me see
Slow dance
Have some noodles
Thanks
It smells good
What's so happy
Water
Very hot
It's spicy
Master, you walk nicely
Of course, I was always the winner as a student
I don't believe it
Let's have a bet
No, I will run after her
I run
Stop
I don't think you can continue, let's rest
It's rather windy
Have some water
Thank
Very thirsty
What a fool! Water is good for your health
I'll have more water, then
How come there are so many hearts n the cup
Here's my gift for you
For me?
Three thousand one hundred and fifty
I'm glad it is not broken
Why do you invite Eddie tonight?
I'd pIay a trick on him for a revenge
You have two bathroom in your house?
I get a video camera
on the celling of the bathroom
One with a red mark and the other with grey
I'll put some laxatuer in his drink
He will have diarheer
No matter which bathroom he goes in
Whatever he does will appear on the TV monitor
Good idea
Revenge
I know earliet that you're disagreeable
It's easy, Micky Mouse stuff!
Isn't it terrific
You can begin
Please
He brings along some strong youngster
ToDah, ask Eddie to come
Come to me for revenge
Anna
Eddie, are you ready
Ready
Anna asks us along to a dance
She's going
Yes my sister asks me to bring him along
Be smart she'll be proud to take you out
She's still a kid, don't be unreasonable
I'm not going
Eddie doesn't have time Iet's go
Keep cool, let me think about it
Happy Birthday
Thanks
Help yourelf
Master, look
That stupid kid is following Anna all night
Hold on, keep your manner
He can't be that for long, you'll see
Hi, welcome
Happy Birthday
Thanks
Kenny
Master, this one is better
Cheers, you have the lesser one
Let's be fair
Half, half, how's that?
Cheers
Why don't you drink it?
Does it have laxatusis
If don't drink, he won't either
Anyway, he's the one being tricked
No, no, cheers
Anyone in?
Can't you push it open?
You have to pull it
Pull the grey one, you're in trouble
Ladies and gentlemen. We have prepared as
Tonight, we have a special programme for you
Let's enjoy
Excuse me
I know, red for real
We succeed!
Much better
What's so funny?
Eddie is tricked
Kenny is photogenic
The show is rather popular
The effects are great!
Master
Good show
Shit
Good!
Wanderlut
The actar is you
Miss, let me help you
Miss, may I invite you for a dance
What are you doing?
Excuse me
What are you doing? Be alert
My feet are hurting
What are you looking at?
She looks familiar
Shoes are tight
Miss, may I invite you for a dance
Take a good look at yourself! See... look at me
How smart
No, no
Welcome a pretty girl to my party
This is she
What?
What are you doing in dressing like that, Stella
You don't even take me into consideration
Can't have a boyfriend?
Get away from me, I don't care
Can't you hear what I say? Go back home
Don't teach me
Don't bother my partner
Where is he?
Keep your hands off
Go back home
No
You hit me
Fine, I'll leave, I'll never see you again
I'll go with you
Don't cry don't hare to take
notice of such person
Let's go for a mid-nite snack
Get our
Kiddo, you want a fight?
Let's fight
You're rather attractive
How to bet?
I'll kill your leg if you lose
Get your stick ready
For you
Excuse me
I ride...
I throw
Don't laugh
Eddie is smart
Bet on you patience good
Good
A lot of moons and star
The wrong direction. I win, he loses
Stella
Take it to your master
Master
Stella, you misund erstand
You leave me alone
Stella...
I'll make a duel with him
We bother you this time
Day dreaming, your dirty bands
will mass up the food
Well, I'll take a bath
Stella...
No
Master, Stella is leaving
What are you doing while I'm taking a bath?
That Eddie
If you don't come
What's the use of that model
Find Stella for me. Don't come back if you fail
Sis
Stella, you haven't left yet
I'll put my shoes on
Stella
Miss
Hi, Miss
Let's have fun
Help! Help!
She is very pretty
She's a good cook
And a good hast
And very charming in bed
Shut up
What are you doing? Bite me?
Eat me up?
Hit me
Bite
Hah! So naughty
It's my artificial teeth
I fought with people when I was four
I never lose a gain as a number one boxer
I disappointed until I met you
Let's have a bet, come on
Came
Eddie
You see, it s not the best time nor the best place
Let's have a bet tomorrow at the peak
Fine, I'll take your wards
You really have to fight with him?
You think I'm a fool? I just trick on him
You're naughty
That stupid one is coming
I lie to you
Don't fool around anymore, Go back
My sister is waiting for you
What an egg!
It's make me healthy
Don't be too playful, you young people
Otherwise, they won't come back
You scare me!
Do some exercise in the morning is good
But not like this every morning
It's smelly
It's smelly, rather dirty
I'll help you to wash if they're not washed?
No, thanks
How can you wear if they're not washed?
I appreciate you kindness
Is it hurt?
No
Shoot! The pictures
What? What are you doing?
Let me wash them, master
Don't call me master as we are so close
Just call me Ah Ying
Ah Ying
I'll wash the clothes
Thanks
Please...
No problems in washing those clothes,
Ying will help
She's a washing machine and detergent
Let's wash all the dirty clothes together
Ah Ying
Does three tablespoonful of soap enough?
Calling Ah Ying is not your privilege
What?
This picture is bad, the one leep This picture
picture is bad the one keeping it is even worse
I...
Don't you feel ashame?
I took it at the night club last time
Pussy Cat
I've been there once
It's your problem and none of my business
Master
I'll tear them off
No man is trust worthy. Get out
I promise I'll never go there again
Otherwise, I'm a pig
Get out
Help! Please stop
Help
Egg
Where's the egg?
The egg has become the chicken
Wait untiI dawn comes and the moon rise
It's my fault, can't dame on Ah Ying
It's my fault to go to those places
You really hit me hard!
Why are you hitting yourseIf
I'm catching a mosquito
Yes, it's flying this way
Stop it. I'm in a bad mood
My sister is even worse
Let me solve the problem
What?
Think of a solution yourself
Keep the door unlock. I'll be back soon
You've been back, sleep tight
Master
Why are you coming back
That's a good mug
I give it back to you
Ask the experts to come out
Who
Be not afraid
Come out
I know he's the top and he breaks my cup
Damn it
Mini
No... you set him free
Where are you taking me?
Mini
I feel hurt
Fetch me at Pacific Athletic Club
You let me off, let me off
That's not a way. It's against law
I let you off, you must tell the top-fighter to
see me
Or else I'll trouble you everyday
Stella
Stella
How are you?
He
Go home first
I'm not, coming for the duel
I cheated you, you hurts my people
All were my fault. I'm not a Top fighter
Please don't trouble me, bye-bye
Never see again
Who say you're not a top-fighter
Shit
Let's start the fight
Come on, come on
Come on
The invoncible boxer
I win again
I win again. I win again
Yes, you have won. You have won
You're great
I can go now
Nobody can stand up again
I admitted that I've lost
You haven't been beat down
So fierce
I'll fall down. I'm falling down
Come on
Do you need my help?
Helping you to fall down
I'm up
I hit
Why I couldn't get up
I got a good way
Beat me! Beat me
You dare to touch my award
Don't you know
How many punches I have suffered?
How many boxers have been beat down
Especially this cup
I used my life to win it, do you know
You're a chef, not a boxer
You dare to insult me
Those cup are not you you're crazy
Nobody never said me crazy only said I'm fool
Shit be finished by a crazy
I won it want those cup, I want to fight with you
Who are you?
He said he came for help
I know you. You're the Ironicide
You can't leave of you can't beat me
That's not tough
See, I can break the thicker one
You can't
Let me try
Help me
Of course, I help you
Use force
Tie tighter
I can it break it
Then I break your hone
I want of beat up
That is great
You've crazy, don't trouble me
Top-fighter, I finally last to you
May I know where's Mini ?
Room 103
Master
I know you got to be okay
No
The doctor said I'm severely wounded
Broken head bone and broken arms
I have a broken heart, let me die
No
The cardiogram shows everything is all right
Nothing is wrong.
It stoped
You can't die
The cup is mended, look
Can't you hear me? You can't die
It's mended. I'll get back my tools
This s not cardiogram
Why cardiagram
If this is not the cardiogram I'll be fine
You
Don t get mad, it's all my fault
Just once
Naughty
Mini has just kiss my sister
My cousin has just hit him like that