Miracle in Milan (1951) - full transcript
An old woman finds a baby among the cabbages in her garden; she takes care of him and calls him Totò. When she dies, he is sent to an orphanage, which he leaves as a teenager. When Totò goes out in the world, he expects everyone to be open-hearted as himself, but they aren't. Without belongings or a place to live, he soon turns up among other homeless people, living scattered in boxes and cement pipes on a vast, barren field outside Milan. With his energy and enthusiasm, Totò quickly engages the outcasts in transforming the place into a small shanty town. The eccentric misfits are turned into a warm-hearted community. But when the wealthy Mr. Mobbi buys the land, he tries to get rid of them.
MIRACLE IN MILAN
Once upon a time...
No, no!
- Hello
- Hello
What a great big place
the world is!
- What's seven times seven?
- Forty-nine
- And six times six?
- Thirty-six
Three times three?
Fifteen
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
...11, 12, 13, 14, 15,
16, 17, 18, 19, 20...
...21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...
...28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33...
...34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40...
...41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46...
...47, 48, 49, 50...
...51, 52, 53, 54...
...55, 56, 57, 58, 59...
...60, 61, 62, 63, 64
Walk happily
Faita Shoes
Shall we go now, little boy?
Orphanage
Hello
- Hello
- Hello
Hello
- Who are you saying hello to?
- To you
- To me?
- Yes
- Do you know me?
- No
So what do you mean
by saying hello?
I really just wanted
to say hello
Get lost!
That's all I need...
...a dummy first thing
in the morning
Excuse me,
have you got a job for me?
No
Excuse me, but that's mine
- It's yours?
- Yes
There's hardly anything in it
But I rather liked the case
- Thanks
- You're welcome
- Goodnight
- Goodnight
Do you know where I could get
a bed for the night?
You'll have to go to the town centre.
But the last tram's just left
I could put you up at my house,
if you want
Thanks
OK, then. Let's go
- Thanks a lot
- You're welcome
You've been very kind
I don't know
how to thank you enough
There's really no need
The sun! The sun!
Quick, come on!
Lovely, isn't it?
Kick him out!
Move!
Don't push!
- Stamp your feet
- Clean your nose!
- Come on in!
- I'm not cold. I've got a vest
Look! The sun!
How selfish can you get!
He wants it all for himself
Jesus wept!
Come on, Angelina
Come on! Up you get!
Jump up! Run!
Peek-a-boo! Stamp your feet.
Come on! Come over here!
Stamp your feet
Boo! Boo!
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Stamp your feet! Peek-a-boo!
My little angel,
what's five times five?
- Angela, what have you done?
- Eh...
And you. What's three times three?
- Hello!
- Hello!
Get the paint.
Look. It's over there
What are you doing?
This way at least the children
will learn something
Five Times Five Street
- Can I help?
- Yes, of course! Come over here!
Thanks
One Times One Square...
This is a vacuum cleaner
Come on, lads! To work!
Work ennobles men
And makes men rich
- Look at that beautiful statue!
- She's really lovely!
She's mine! I saw her first!
No, you didn't.
She's mine. I saw her
No, it isn't. I found it.
It's mine
Where was I then?
Nowhere.
I saw it first, so it's mine
Leave it out!
What do you mean you saw it first?
Get your hands off me.
I said it's mine!
What do you mean it's yours?
- I said I saw it first
- You didn't see anything
Excuse me. I saw it first
Clear off, you!
- The statue's mine!
- I'll give you the statue!
One second!
- What is it?
- Blow
- So?
- No reason
Oh, clear off home
Oh, who cares. You keep the statues
and the rest of the rubbish, too
Come on!
- Beautiful, eh?
- Lovely!
- Marvellous!
- Take it along to the square
Could you please
hammer this in for me?
OK. You fix this
I'd give an arm and a leg
to be as tall as you
I'm not that tall.
I just look like I am
I'd give an arm and a leg
Come on, I'm not that tall
What's eight times eight?
Sixty-four.
See? I'm not that tall
You only say that because you don't
know what being four feet is like
There's not a lot of difference
between you and me
We're both small.
And life is beautiful for us, too
- Goodbye
- Goodbye
Goodbye!
Ouch! Blessed youth!
I can hardly move
with this rheumatism!
Me too. All it takes is
the slightest movement and... ouch!
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Mind your own business!
- Poor creatures
Mind your own!
I'll mind mine!
Good grief!
How beautiful!
Lovely! Gorgeous!
Really well-made!
Leave me alone!
I want nothing to do with anybody!
And no-one's to try
to be friendly with me!
Give it a rest!
Ugly tramps!
Mind your own business!
Especially you!
I'll kill any animal I want!
Do you want
to leave it out or what?
Go on! Clear off!
I don't like him much either
Shall we move it?
Among the chickens again!
He needs a thrashing...
...he'll remember
to the end of his days
What did you move me for?
I was fine just where I was
Now you're facing the rising sun.
What more do you want?
Arturo!
Arturo! Get down!
Get down, Arturo, get down!
Get down Arturo! Arturo!
- Arturo! Come on down, Arturo!
- No, no, no!
Get down, Arturo!
- Why? What did you do that for?
- I'm bored
No. Come here. Life's beautiful
La la la la! Try it!
- You try it!
- La la la la
There you go. See?
Come on, get down! Go
- La la la la!
- La la la la
- Hello
- Hello
- Husband and wife?
- Yes
A shack for two
at the end on the right
Are you on your own?
No. I have a husband,
a child and a maid
- Are you on your own?
- No, I'm with him
A shack for two,
down there at the end
Excuse me, but I'd like
a shack facing the sun
- Yes
- The sun shines here
- What do you do?
- Giuseppe. I'm Giuseppe
Families down there
in One Times One Square
Where that half-built shack is
- I'm single
- Single?
OK, down there
in that shack there...
- Are you on your own?
- Alone
- Alone?
- Alone. Housewife
Bachelors over here,
spinsters over there
Edvige, hurry up.
What are you doing?
- Where is this shack?
- Right there, madam
Giuseppe, stop
Here it is
This should do, shouldn't it?
- Is it enough?
- Edvige! Wicked girl!
She hasn't done anything wrong.
On the contrary
She must be careful
We can't go on like this
She didn't do anything wrong.
I like it
You're fired, and that's that!
I love water, believe me
I love it. Look
But what? It took me an hour to
fill it! Now I've got to do it again!
If you need anything
from me, just call. Goodbye
Thanks!
Here we are. This is the land
I'll give you no more
than 10 million for it
My last offer -
30 million and it's yours
- Eleven
- Twenty-nine
- Twelve
- Twenty-eight
- Thirteen
- Twenty-seven
- Fourteen
- Twenty-five. Twenty-six
- Eleven
- Twenty-nine
- Twelve
- Twenty-eight
- Thirteen
- Twenty-seven
- Fourteen
- Twenty-six
- Thirteen
- Twenty-seven
- Fourteen
- Twenty-six
- Thirteen
- Twenty-eight
- Thirteen
- Twenty-nine
- Twelve
- Twenty-eight
- Nine
- Twenty-seven
- Ten
- Twenty-eight
- Eleven
- Twenty-five. My last price
- Who are all these people?
- The poor
What is he doing here?
You can get rid of him
whenever you want to
That's what you think
Nothing easier. If I just stamp
my feet, they'll run off
Doesn't look that easy
to get rid of them to me
He says it's not easy
to get rid of them. Good grief!
Excuse me, sirs, would you like
to warm your hands?
Come here!
Help yourselves
Here we all are together. As you
can see, I'm cold, just like you
That's because we're all the same
My nose might be a little smaller
or a little larger than yours...
...but it's still a nose
That's the truth of it, my friends.
A nose is a nose
What does that mean?
What have noses
got to do with it?
Why should they leave their shacks?
You've got a house, haven't you?
Perhaps two
Do we have to know one another or
each other's names to be brothers? No
- Do I know your name?
- No
- And yours?
- Rappi
I know now because you just told me,
but I didn't a minute ago
Yet I like you just the same
Because I've got five fingers
on my hand and so has he
And him
You're right! You're right
Long live Mr Mobbi!
Long live Mr Mobbi!
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a bit of bread
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
Tra la la ra la, tra la la ra la!
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a bit of bread
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
Your attention, please!
It's time to award the first prize
Hooray! Hooray!
Bravo! Bravo!
Quiet, please.
Check your numbers
May I, madam?
Attention, please. Time to select
the winning ticket in the lottery
First prize - a real chicken!
Bravo!
Ninety
Ninety!
Who's got ninety?
Ninety!
Anybody got ninety?
- Eighty-nine
- I said ninety
- I missed it by one!
- Idiot! Eighty-nine isn't ninety
I've got twelve
This is ninety
Get away! It can't be mine!
I should be so lucky!
Out with number ninety!
- Ninety!
- Ninety!
- Black...
- Mmm...
Ninety wins the chicken
Another number!
Yeah! Yeah! Another number!
If no-one's got ninety,
we'll choose another number
Right! That's the way!
- That's ninety
- He's right. It is!
- Is it?
- Yes, it's ninety. Go on!
Ninety! Ninety!
Sit down here, you lucky man!
Eat up!
Give me a bit
- Give me a bit
- No!
He looks like he's enjoying that!
Bravo!
One lira for the sunset.
Sit down, please
One lira for the sunset.
Take a seat, please
One lira for the sunset, please
Sunset, one lira.
Please, take a seat
Please sit down
One lira for the sunset
Edvige?
You've had enough fun.
Afterwards I want you back to work
- One lira. What do you mean, no?
- The seat's mine, so I'm not paying
And whose bit of ground is it? All the
others have paid so you can pay too
You're even sitting in the front row
- Don't make me angry!
- Silence!
Are you paying or not?
Either you pay or you get out
What a profile,
what a gaze, what a forehead!
Who can tell what you will become
with that smile, that forehead!
You won't end your days here.
Who knows how far you'll go!
You'll become a great person.
There's so much more to come
Who knows who your father was!
A hundred lire
A hundred lire?
Next, please
What a forehead,
what a smile, what a gaze!
You have an interior light
What a fine profile, what a forehead,
what a spiritual gaze!
You are someone special.
Who knows what you might become!
You won't end your days here.
Who knows who your father was!
A hundred lire
There it goes! There it goes!
It's going
What a beautiful sunset!
It's going. It's going
- It's gone
- How beautiful
- Bravo!
- The show's over. Let's go!
Push! Push!
Water! Water!
Hooray! Hooray!
Long live water!
LONG LIVE WATER
LONG LIVE WATER
But this is oil
Get back! Get back!
It's oil!
No-one light up!
Long live oil!
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
Hello
Hello
Stop him. Stop him!
Eat up
Come on! Eat up.
Eat up
Fano chocolate is the best
Fano chocolate is the best
No. What do you say
when you go begging?
God bless you.
Fano chocolate is the best
Thank you.
Fano chocolate is the best
That's the way!
God bless you.
Fano chocolate is the best
God b... b... bless you...
Fano chocolate is the best
Fano ch-ch...
God b... b...
Fa... Fa... Fano chocolate!
Tramps!
BRAMBI PROPERTY
Do the other signs
as soon as you've finished here
You'll all have to leave! Now!
Clear everything out!
Before evening?
Why have we got to move?
There must be a mistake
What mistake?
This is Mr Mobbi's property.
You have to get off it
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out!
Stop. We can't just go
and leave our homes behind
- This is private property
- But is this what Mr Mobbi wants?
Yes. This is private property
Excuse me.
One, two, three, four, five
No, Mr Mobbi would never do
this to us
Yes he would.
This is private property
Clear off! Clear off!
That's enough! That's enough!
That's enough talk. Get out!
What's happening?
If one of you so much as
touches a hair on my head...
...Mr Mobbi will raze
this camp to the ground
Let's go! Let's go!
I'm first! They're joking
Thank God for that!
You rotten crook!
Can I talk to Mr Mobbi?
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
Stop!
Let's go and see Mr Mobbi!
One, two, three, four, five.
Let's go
Who is it? The commission
The government commission?
I'll see them today
Yes, I confirm that. Buy
Come in!
Please. Take a seat
Forward!
Giovanni?
No, no, stay as you are!
Tea?
Platoon, fall in!
Giovanni, tea
You are the most important
members of the camp?
Yes, yes...
I'm delighted to have you here.
Buy!
Milk or lemon?
Positions!
Now then...
A nose is a nose, Mr Mobbi
Of course
We've also got a lovely song
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground...
- Ssh...
- No, please carry on. I like it
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
- The humidity
- Right away
- Northerly
- Northerly
You can go
- Mr Mobbi?
- Yes?
- Goodbye
- Thank you
Goodbye. Goodbye
- Mr Mobbi...
- Five fingers!
Thank you
- Goodbye. Goodbye
- Goodbye. Goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye!
Forward march!
Retreat.
Forward march!
Where do you think
you're going?
They're kicking us out
Come on
No!
There must be some kind of mistake
What kind of mistake?
- Let's go!
- Get out! Get out!
- Where are you going?
- What are you doing?
Get back!
Get back to your positions
Here are the reinforcements!
Forward march!
Left, right, left, right...
Platoon, halt!
Forward march!
Retreat!
How embarrassing!
- What's happening?
- They're rebelling
Attention!
Run!
Gaetano! Giuseppe!
Alfredo!
Gaetano!
Testing. Testing. Testing
Surrender!
Alfredo, Gaetano, Giuseppe!
- Gaetano, Giuseppe, Alfredo!
- Surrender!
It's just smoke
Surrender!
Run!
Surrender!
Surrender!
Surrender!
Gaetano, Alfredo, Arturo!
Surrender! Surrender!
Surrender! Surrender!
Mr Mobbi, they're giving up
Fall in!
Fall in!
Tot?, Tot?!
My darling, Tot?. It's me
I couldn't get in touch earlier
because it's not easy to get away
Here you are, dear.
This dove is yours
You can do anything you want.
Do you want to stay with your friends?
Do you want the moon? Do you
remember when you wanted the moon?
Mother!
Don't cry
I have to go straight away. Can you
hear? They're coming. They're coming
Goodbye, my dear.
Hide it
Two fried eggs
Three fried eggs
Arturo, Alfredo, Gaetano!
Arturo, Gaetano!
Giovanni, Gaetano, Alfredo!
Come here! Come here!
Blow! Blow!
Blow! Blow!
Damn this wind.
The pumps! The pumps!
- The pumps!
- The pumps!
And you, don't cry.
These people deserve no mercy
The pumps, the pumps!
Get rid of those people,
or I'll fire you. Move!
- Fall in!
- Quick, quick
I've repaired lots of these,
but I've never seen this make before
- And I've repaired lots. And yours?
- The same
My God. He is an angel
Something more, something more
I've always said
he was a great saint
Something more, something more
Fire!
They're shooting!
You have ten seconds to surrender!
One, two, three...
...four, five, six...
...seven, eight...
...nine, ten
- Of course. Forward. Imbecile
- Imbecile
Forward!
Forward!
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
You've been demoted!
Forward, the second-in-command
Forward!
Bravo!
Let's march, let's march,
let's march, let's march, let's march!
Let's march, let's march!
Drunkards! Rabble!
Bring forward the second platoon
The road's iced over!
What's happening?
Well done! Well done!
- Sneak
- Sneak
Sneak!
We've got one too!
Tot?! Tot?!
Tot?, I want a fur coat!
Tot?, give me a fur coat
Tot?, give me a fur coat.
A fur coat!
Tot?!
A sewing machine!
Thanks, Tot?
Me, too! Me, too!
One at a time!
A nice radio, Tot?
Thanks, Tot?!
Tot?, I'd like...
Clothes, Tot?. A whole outfit
Tails!
I asked you for a suit!
Tot?, Tot?! Help me!
A pair of nice trousers
Tot?, a case
Tot?, a house
I would like...
Could you say that again, please?
- Tot?, Tot?!
- Quiet!
Queue up and keep calm.
I'll make you all happy, I swear
Queue up
- What would you like?
- To be taller
- And you?
- An accordion
- To be taller
- A wardrobe
- A wardrobe
- A blanket
- A fur coat, Tot?
- A pair of shoes, Tot?
I asked for a wardrobe, Tot?
Before you give it all away,
give me a fur coat
- A fur coat
- A suit
- A wardrobe
- A blouse
And you?
Can't you see it won't go through?
We need to chop the door down
If we're not quick,
he'll fly away back to Heaven
- Quiet! What would you like?
- To be a bit taller
A bit shorter
A bit taller
Incredible!
I want a million, Tot?!
Two million!
- Yes. Write it down
- You?
A million
- Two million
- Three million
- Four million
- Five million
A million million
A million million million
million million million
A million million million
million million...
...million million million
million million. Take that!
Plus one. Take that!
Bravo! Bravo!
Edvige!
Tot?!
Edvige! Edvige!
- I want to become white
- Yes
Excuse me, sir
OK
Tot?! Tot?!
- Go and see what's happening
- OK
Go and see what's happening
- Me?
- Yes
There's someone at the door
Edvige, there's someone at the door.
Open the door!
And you be careful,
don't dirty your shirt
There's someone there!
Edvige, the baby's flying.
Open the door!
Millions! Millions!
Tot?, open up
Do me a favour
I'm no-one, I'm just Tot?
It's my mother doing all this
What's this thing? Oh, the baby!
Goodness me!
Good evening
Mink is the loveliest fur there is
Mink! Ocelot is more elegant,
you wear it in the evening
Open up, open up!
Excuse me
Oh! God bless you
God bless you!
Fano chocolate is the best.
God bless you!
Fano chocolate is the best.
God bless you!
- Giuseppe, hold the baby
- Beautiful!
Lovely
Oh! What a handsome lady!
What a gorgeous dress!
Really elegant! Beautiful!
What a beautiful dress, my lady!
Open up! Tot?! Tot?!
- What would you like?
- Make me into a general
I want to go to town
Imbecile! Cretin!
What on earth is he doing?
Down! Get down
You too, you idiot!
Get down, you fool!
Down! Down!
On your feet!
Clamp him in irons
To prison with him! Go away!
Shall we attack, Mr Mobbi?
No. Let's wait until dawn.
Let's wait for the light
Would you like the moon?
Even the moon
Come on
- I don't know
- Come on
Shoes
- Tot?, do me a favour
- I can't
- I'm full of rheumatism
- I can't
Do me a favour
I want to go to town
We'll take you!
Goodnight
- Goodnight, Tot?
- Goodnight
Edvige, the dove.
My mother brought it back to me
Edvige!
Edvige!
Would you like the sun?
Yes
The dove!
Tot?, where are you?
Tot?, Tot?!
Tot?!
Let's go. Forward. Move along!
Tot?!
Forward. Hurry up!
Forward! Come on! Come on!
Go! Go!
Left, right, left, right...
- Goodbye, Tot?
- Goodbye. The dove!
Tot?, Tot?!
Everyone grab a broom!
- Everyone grab a broom!
- Giuseppe, the baby!
Hey presto!
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a little bread
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a little bread
Towards a kingdom where good morning
really means good morning!
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
THE END
Once upon a time...
No, no!
- Hello
- Hello
What a great big place
the world is!
- What's seven times seven?
- Forty-nine
- And six times six?
- Thirty-six
Three times three?
Fifteen
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
...11, 12, 13, 14, 15,
16, 17, 18, 19, 20...
...21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...
...28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33...
...34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40...
...41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46...
...47, 48, 49, 50...
...51, 52, 53, 54...
...55, 56, 57, 58, 59...
...60, 61, 62, 63, 64
Walk happily
Faita Shoes
Shall we go now, little boy?
Orphanage
Hello
- Hello
- Hello
Hello
- Who are you saying hello to?
- To you
- To me?
- Yes
- Do you know me?
- No
So what do you mean
by saying hello?
I really just wanted
to say hello
Get lost!
That's all I need...
...a dummy first thing
in the morning
Excuse me,
have you got a job for me?
No
Excuse me, but that's mine
- It's yours?
- Yes
There's hardly anything in it
But I rather liked the case
- Thanks
- You're welcome
- Goodnight
- Goodnight
Do you know where I could get
a bed for the night?
You'll have to go to the town centre.
But the last tram's just left
I could put you up at my house,
if you want
Thanks
OK, then. Let's go
- Thanks a lot
- You're welcome
You've been very kind
I don't know
how to thank you enough
There's really no need
The sun! The sun!
Quick, come on!
Lovely, isn't it?
Kick him out!
Move!
Don't push!
- Stamp your feet
- Clean your nose!
- Come on in!
- I'm not cold. I've got a vest
Look! The sun!
How selfish can you get!
He wants it all for himself
Jesus wept!
Come on, Angelina
Come on! Up you get!
Jump up! Run!
Peek-a-boo! Stamp your feet.
Come on! Come over here!
Stamp your feet
Boo! Boo!
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Stamp your feet! Peek-a-boo!
My little angel,
what's five times five?
- Angela, what have you done?
- Eh...
And you. What's three times three?
- Hello!
- Hello!
Get the paint.
Look. It's over there
What are you doing?
This way at least the children
will learn something
Five Times Five Street
- Can I help?
- Yes, of course! Come over here!
Thanks
One Times One Square...
This is a vacuum cleaner
Come on, lads! To work!
Work ennobles men
And makes men rich
- Look at that beautiful statue!
- She's really lovely!
She's mine! I saw her first!
No, you didn't.
She's mine. I saw her
No, it isn't. I found it.
It's mine
Where was I then?
Nowhere.
I saw it first, so it's mine
Leave it out!
What do you mean you saw it first?
Get your hands off me.
I said it's mine!
What do you mean it's yours?
- I said I saw it first
- You didn't see anything
Excuse me. I saw it first
Clear off, you!
- The statue's mine!
- I'll give you the statue!
One second!
- What is it?
- Blow
- So?
- No reason
Oh, clear off home
Oh, who cares. You keep the statues
and the rest of the rubbish, too
Come on!
- Beautiful, eh?
- Lovely!
- Marvellous!
- Take it along to the square
Could you please
hammer this in for me?
OK. You fix this
I'd give an arm and a leg
to be as tall as you
I'm not that tall.
I just look like I am
I'd give an arm and a leg
Come on, I'm not that tall
What's eight times eight?
Sixty-four.
See? I'm not that tall
You only say that because you don't
know what being four feet is like
There's not a lot of difference
between you and me
We're both small.
And life is beautiful for us, too
- Goodbye
- Goodbye
Goodbye!
Ouch! Blessed youth!
I can hardly move
with this rheumatism!
Me too. All it takes is
the slightest movement and... ouch!
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Mind your own business!
- Poor creatures
Mind your own!
I'll mind mine!
Good grief!
How beautiful!
Lovely! Gorgeous!
Really well-made!
Leave me alone!
I want nothing to do with anybody!
And no-one's to try
to be friendly with me!
Give it a rest!
Ugly tramps!
Mind your own business!
Especially you!
I'll kill any animal I want!
Do you want
to leave it out or what?
Go on! Clear off!
I don't like him much either
Shall we move it?
Among the chickens again!
He needs a thrashing...
...he'll remember
to the end of his days
What did you move me for?
I was fine just where I was
Now you're facing the rising sun.
What more do you want?
Arturo!
Arturo! Get down!
Get down, Arturo, get down!
Get down Arturo! Arturo!
- Arturo! Come on down, Arturo!
- No, no, no!
Get down, Arturo!
- Why? What did you do that for?
- I'm bored
No. Come here. Life's beautiful
La la la la! Try it!
- You try it!
- La la la la
There you go. See?
Come on, get down! Go
- La la la la!
- La la la la
- Hello
- Hello
- Husband and wife?
- Yes
A shack for two
at the end on the right
Are you on your own?
No. I have a husband,
a child and a maid
- Are you on your own?
- No, I'm with him
A shack for two,
down there at the end
Excuse me, but I'd like
a shack facing the sun
- Yes
- The sun shines here
- What do you do?
- Giuseppe. I'm Giuseppe
Families down there
in One Times One Square
Where that half-built shack is
- I'm single
- Single?
OK, down there
in that shack there...
- Are you on your own?
- Alone
- Alone?
- Alone. Housewife
Bachelors over here,
spinsters over there
Edvige, hurry up.
What are you doing?
- Where is this shack?
- Right there, madam
Giuseppe, stop
Here it is
This should do, shouldn't it?
- Is it enough?
- Edvige! Wicked girl!
She hasn't done anything wrong.
On the contrary
She must be careful
We can't go on like this
She didn't do anything wrong.
I like it
You're fired, and that's that!
I love water, believe me
I love it. Look
But what? It took me an hour to
fill it! Now I've got to do it again!
If you need anything
from me, just call. Goodbye
Thanks!
Here we are. This is the land
I'll give you no more
than 10 million for it
My last offer -
30 million and it's yours
- Eleven
- Twenty-nine
- Twelve
- Twenty-eight
- Thirteen
- Twenty-seven
- Fourteen
- Twenty-five. Twenty-six
- Eleven
- Twenty-nine
- Twelve
- Twenty-eight
- Thirteen
- Twenty-seven
- Fourteen
- Twenty-six
- Thirteen
- Twenty-seven
- Fourteen
- Twenty-six
- Thirteen
- Twenty-eight
- Thirteen
- Twenty-nine
- Twelve
- Twenty-eight
- Nine
- Twenty-seven
- Ten
- Twenty-eight
- Eleven
- Twenty-five. My last price
- Who are all these people?
- The poor
What is he doing here?
You can get rid of him
whenever you want to
That's what you think
Nothing easier. If I just stamp
my feet, they'll run off
Doesn't look that easy
to get rid of them to me
He says it's not easy
to get rid of them. Good grief!
Excuse me, sirs, would you like
to warm your hands?
Come here!
Help yourselves
Here we all are together. As you
can see, I'm cold, just like you
That's because we're all the same
My nose might be a little smaller
or a little larger than yours...
...but it's still a nose
That's the truth of it, my friends.
A nose is a nose
What does that mean?
What have noses
got to do with it?
Why should they leave their shacks?
You've got a house, haven't you?
Perhaps two
Do we have to know one another or
each other's names to be brothers? No
- Do I know your name?
- No
- And yours?
- Rappi
I know now because you just told me,
but I didn't a minute ago
Yet I like you just the same
Because I've got five fingers
on my hand and so has he
And him
You're right! You're right
Long live Mr Mobbi!
Long live Mr Mobbi!
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a bit of bread
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
Tra la la ra la, tra la la ra la!
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a bit of bread
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
Your attention, please!
It's time to award the first prize
Hooray! Hooray!
Bravo! Bravo!
Quiet, please.
Check your numbers
May I, madam?
Attention, please. Time to select
the winning ticket in the lottery
First prize - a real chicken!
Bravo!
Ninety
Ninety!
Who's got ninety?
Ninety!
Anybody got ninety?
- Eighty-nine
- I said ninety
- I missed it by one!
- Idiot! Eighty-nine isn't ninety
I've got twelve
This is ninety
Get away! It can't be mine!
I should be so lucky!
Out with number ninety!
- Ninety!
- Ninety!
- Black...
- Mmm...
Ninety wins the chicken
Another number!
Yeah! Yeah! Another number!
If no-one's got ninety,
we'll choose another number
Right! That's the way!
- That's ninety
- He's right. It is!
- Is it?
- Yes, it's ninety. Go on!
Ninety! Ninety!
Sit down here, you lucky man!
Eat up!
Give me a bit
- Give me a bit
- No!
He looks like he's enjoying that!
Bravo!
One lira for the sunset.
Sit down, please
One lira for the sunset.
Take a seat, please
One lira for the sunset, please
Sunset, one lira.
Please, take a seat
Please sit down
One lira for the sunset
Edvige?
You've had enough fun.
Afterwards I want you back to work
- One lira. What do you mean, no?
- The seat's mine, so I'm not paying
And whose bit of ground is it? All the
others have paid so you can pay too
You're even sitting in the front row
- Don't make me angry!
- Silence!
Are you paying or not?
Either you pay or you get out
What a profile,
what a gaze, what a forehead!
Who can tell what you will become
with that smile, that forehead!
You won't end your days here.
Who knows how far you'll go!
You'll become a great person.
There's so much more to come
Who knows who your father was!
A hundred lire
A hundred lire?
Next, please
What a forehead,
what a smile, what a gaze!
You have an interior light
What a fine profile, what a forehead,
what a spiritual gaze!
You are someone special.
Who knows what you might become!
You won't end your days here.
Who knows who your father was!
A hundred lire
There it goes! There it goes!
It's going
What a beautiful sunset!
It's going. It's going
- It's gone
- How beautiful
- Bravo!
- The show's over. Let's go!
Push! Push!
Water! Water!
Hooray! Hooray!
Long live water!
LONG LIVE WATER
LONG LIVE WATER
But this is oil
Get back! Get back!
It's oil!
No-one light up!
Long live oil!
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
- Hello
Hello
Hello
Stop him. Stop him!
Eat up
Come on! Eat up.
Eat up
Fano chocolate is the best
Fano chocolate is the best
No. What do you say
when you go begging?
God bless you.
Fano chocolate is the best
Thank you.
Fano chocolate is the best
That's the way!
God bless you.
Fano chocolate is the best
God b... b... bless you...
Fano chocolate is the best
Fano ch-ch...
God b... b...
Fa... Fa... Fano chocolate!
Tramps!
BRAMBI PROPERTY
Do the other signs
as soon as you've finished here
You'll all have to leave! Now!
Clear everything out!
Before evening?
Why have we got to move?
There must be a mistake
What mistake?
This is Mr Mobbi's property.
You have to get off it
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get out!
Stop. We can't just go
and leave our homes behind
- This is private property
- But is this what Mr Mobbi wants?
Yes. This is private property
Excuse me.
One, two, three, four, five
No, Mr Mobbi would never do
this to us
Yes he would.
This is private property
Clear off! Clear off!
That's enough! That's enough!
That's enough talk. Get out!
What's happening?
If one of you so much as
touches a hair on my head...
...Mr Mobbi will raze
this camp to the ground
Let's go! Let's go!
I'm first! They're joking
Thank God for that!
You rotten crook!
Can I talk to Mr Mobbi?
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
Stop!
Let's go and see Mr Mobbi!
One, two, three, four, five.
Let's go
Who is it? The commission
The government commission?
I'll see them today
Yes, I confirm that. Buy
Come in!
Please. Take a seat
Forward!
Giovanni?
No, no, stay as you are!
Tea?
Platoon, fall in!
Giovanni, tea
You are the most important
members of the camp?
Yes, yes...
I'm delighted to have you here.
Buy!
Milk or lemon?
Positions!
Now then...
A nose is a nose, Mr Mobbi
Of course
We've also got a lovely song
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground...
- Ssh...
- No, please carry on. I like it
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
- The humidity
- Right away
- Northerly
- Northerly
You can go
- Mr Mobbi?
- Yes?
- Goodbye
- Thank you
Goodbye. Goodbye
- Mr Mobbi...
- Five fingers!
Thank you
- Goodbye. Goodbye
- Goodbye. Goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye!
Forward march!
Retreat.
Forward march!
Where do you think
you're going?
They're kicking us out
Come on
No!
There must be some kind of mistake
What kind of mistake?
- Let's go!
- Get out! Get out!
- Where are you going?
- What are you doing?
Get back!
Get back to your positions
Here are the reinforcements!
Forward march!
Left, right, left, right...
Platoon, halt!
Forward march!
Retreat!
How embarrassing!
- What's happening?
- They're rebelling
Attention!
Run!
Gaetano! Giuseppe!
Alfredo!
Gaetano!
Testing. Testing. Testing
Surrender!
Alfredo, Gaetano, Giuseppe!
- Gaetano, Giuseppe, Alfredo!
- Surrender!
It's just smoke
Surrender!
Run!
Surrender!
Surrender!
Surrender!
Gaetano, Alfredo, Arturo!
Surrender! Surrender!
Surrender! Surrender!
Mr Mobbi, they're giving up
Fall in!
Fall in!
Tot?, Tot?!
My darling, Tot?. It's me
I couldn't get in touch earlier
because it's not easy to get away
Here you are, dear.
This dove is yours
You can do anything you want.
Do you want to stay with your friends?
Do you want the moon? Do you
remember when you wanted the moon?
Mother!
Don't cry
I have to go straight away. Can you
hear? They're coming. They're coming
Goodbye, my dear.
Hide it
Two fried eggs
Three fried eggs
Arturo, Alfredo, Gaetano!
Arturo, Gaetano!
Giovanni, Gaetano, Alfredo!
Come here! Come here!
Blow! Blow!
Blow! Blow!
Damn this wind.
The pumps! The pumps!
- The pumps!
- The pumps!
And you, don't cry.
These people deserve no mercy
The pumps, the pumps!
Get rid of those people,
or I'll fire you. Move!
- Fall in!
- Quick, quick
I've repaired lots of these,
but I've never seen this make before
- And I've repaired lots. And yours?
- The same
My God. He is an angel
Something more, something more
I've always said
he was a great saint
Something more, something more
Fire!
They're shooting!
You have ten seconds to surrender!
One, two, three...
...four, five, six...
...seven, eight...
...nine, ten
- Of course. Forward. Imbecile
- Imbecile
Forward!
Forward!
- Bravo!
- Bravo!
You've been demoted!
Forward, the second-in-command
Forward!
Bravo!
Let's march, let's march,
let's march, let's march, let's march!
Let's march, let's march!
Drunkards! Rabble!
Bring forward the second platoon
The road's iced over!
What's happening?
Well done! Well done!
- Sneak
- Sneak
Sneak!
We've got one too!
Tot?! Tot?!
Tot?, I want a fur coat!
Tot?, give me a fur coat
Tot?, give me a fur coat.
A fur coat!
Tot?!
A sewing machine!
Thanks, Tot?
Me, too! Me, too!
One at a time!
A nice radio, Tot?
Thanks, Tot?!
Tot?, I'd like...
Clothes, Tot?. A whole outfit
Tails!
I asked you for a suit!
Tot?, Tot?! Help me!
A pair of nice trousers
Tot?, a case
Tot?, a house
I would like...
Could you say that again, please?
- Tot?, Tot?!
- Quiet!
Queue up and keep calm.
I'll make you all happy, I swear
Queue up
- What would you like?
- To be taller
- And you?
- An accordion
- To be taller
- A wardrobe
- A wardrobe
- A blanket
- A fur coat, Tot?
- A pair of shoes, Tot?
I asked for a wardrobe, Tot?
Before you give it all away,
give me a fur coat
- A fur coat
- A suit
- A wardrobe
- A blouse
And you?
Can't you see it won't go through?
We need to chop the door down
If we're not quick,
he'll fly away back to Heaven
- Quiet! What would you like?
- To be a bit taller
A bit shorter
A bit taller
Incredible!
I want a million, Tot?!
Two million!
- Yes. Write it down
- You?
A million
- Two million
- Three million
- Four million
- Five million
A million million
A million million million
million million million
A million million million
million million...
...million million million
million million. Take that!
Plus one. Take that!
Bravo! Bravo!
Edvige!
Tot?!
Edvige! Edvige!
- I want to become white
- Yes
Excuse me, sir
OK
Tot?! Tot?!
- Go and see what's happening
- OK
Go and see what's happening
- Me?
- Yes
There's someone at the door
Edvige, there's someone at the door.
Open the door!
And you be careful,
don't dirty your shirt
There's someone there!
Edvige, the baby's flying.
Open the door!
Millions! Millions!
Tot?, open up
Do me a favour
I'm no-one, I'm just Tot?
It's my mother doing all this
What's this thing? Oh, the baby!
Goodness me!
Good evening
Mink is the loveliest fur there is
Mink! Ocelot is more elegant,
you wear it in the evening
Open up, open up!
Excuse me
Oh! God bless you
God bless you!
Fano chocolate is the best.
God bless you!
Fano chocolate is the best.
God bless you!
- Giuseppe, hold the baby
- Beautiful!
Lovely
Oh! What a handsome lady!
What a gorgeous dress!
Really elegant! Beautiful!
What a beautiful dress, my lady!
Open up! Tot?! Tot?!
- What would you like?
- Make me into a general
I want to go to town
Imbecile! Cretin!
What on earth is he doing?
Down! Get down
You too, you idiot!
Get down, you fool!
Down! Down!
On your feet!
Clamp him in irons
To prison with him! Go away!
Shall we attack, Mr Mobbi?
No. Let's wait until dawn.
Let's wait for the light
Would you like the moon?
Even the moon
Come on
- I don't know
- Come on
Shoes
- Tot?, do me a favour
- I can't
- I'm full of rheumatism
- I can't
Do me a favour
I want to go to town
We'll take you!
Goodnight
- Goodnight, Tot?
- Goodnight
Edvige, the dove.
My mother brought it back to me
Edvige!
Edvige!
Would you like the sun?
Yes
The dove!
Tot?, where are you?
Tot?, Tot?!
Tot?!
Let's go. Forward. Move along!
Tot?!
Forward. Hurry up!
Forward! Come on! Come on!
Go! Go!
Left, right, left, right...
- Goodbye, Tot?
- Goodbye. The dove!
Tot?, Tot?!
Everyone grab a broom!
- Everyone grab a broom!
- Giuseppe, the baby!
Hey presto!
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a little bread
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
All we need's a shack
to live and sleep in
All we need's a bit of ground
to live and die on
All we ask is a pair of shoes,
some socks and a little bread
Towards a kingdom where good morning
really means good morning!
That's all we need
to believe in tomorrow
THE END