Miracle (2000) - full transcript

Ttwelve-year-old boy Dennis P lives in Copenhagen with his mother. Since the death of his father, his mother has been both depressed and overprotective. At school he struggles to cope with a mean and obsessive teacher, and the girl he likes seems to be more interested in his best friend than him. One day he walks into a church and, expecting little effect, exclaims his wishes of better luck at home and at school. Miraculously, an angel who looks a lot like Dennis' father appears and presents him the gift of a pair of angel wings. From then on, Dennis can literally get anything he points at, changing the behaviour of other people as he sees fit. It's the experience of a lifetime, but can it last?

Miracle

My name is Dennis P.,
So get out of my way,

Or you'll be in
dead trouble today.

Don't try to "battle",
I don't suffer fools,

In these streets,
I'm the dude "who rules".

Don't come here
and diss my style,

Nobody messes
with my hustler profile.

Fuck that! The truth is
I'm not tough though,

My arms are all skinny
and as white as dough.

They call me midget,
they say I'll never walk tall.

I have to stand on tiptoe,
to yell at them at all.



But worst of all,
though nobody knows,

I see no pubes,
when I check my hose.

Fuck.

Piss.

Fuck.

Hi, Mum.

Um ... Mum, I was just thinking ...
Tomorrow night, right?

Dennis ... 8 years ago today
your dad danced his last.

Yes, but ... tomorrow is Saturday.

Look. That's your dad.

He danced like an angel.
Just get that smile.

He thought his life lay before him
with trophies and dancing -

- and prizes and gold
and silver ... and gold.

Then all of a sudden the music
stopped forever, Dennis.



Forever.

All he was doing was
fixing the TV aerial.

One false step, Dennis.

Just one, tiny, simple false step
and everything was over.

But you wouldn't remember
anything about it.

- Give us a hug.
- Sure, Mum.

It takes so little.

- We must take care of each other, eh?
- Yes, Mum.

Hi, Mick.

- Why are you coming from there?
- Nice sweatshirt.

I've had it for ages, man.

- Giorgos!
- Hi, lads! See you this afternoon, yes?

Polle's party tomorrow, right?

I'll get the beer from Netto
and hide it in the bike shed.

Half special strength
and half ordinary lager, okay?

Hell! Watch it!

- Or shall we go for rum and coke?
- What?

Listen up, will you?

Your mum says you can go
to Polle's party, right?

- Tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
- Yes, of course.

- Right, what have we got?
- Hi.

- Karen Elise.
- Eh?

- Hi.
- Hi, Karen Elise.

Who've we got ... Sandstr?m.

Fuck.

Good morning ...

... you dwarves in the
kingdom of the mind.

Let us now despair
at the poverty of your talents.

And why not start from the very
bottom? Why not start with ...

Dennis Petersen.

O Dennis Petersen,
my favourite retard!

How would you crack
such a simple equation?

It's all yours.

We are waiting.

Dennis.

As a baby I was bold,
And really profound.

Like the Baby Jesus,
The shepherds found.

As a boy I was
the top of my class.

And so good
I'd any angel surpass

In my teens I was
the school Don Juan

I got up the skirts
of many a maiden.

My smile is like
the sun when it shines.

If she hears my song
any woman reclines.

But Dennis, you're a nothing,

a hole in the ground,
you'll never be like me.

Why I waste my talents
on you I don't see.

Sometimes I feel
(and it's quite spontaneous)

That I'll never find a woman
to match my genius.

So I'm on the straight and narrow,
quite unbesmirched,

There is no turtle dove
sitting on my perch.

I share my wisdom,
I give you all I've got.

I waste my martyrdom
on a kid who just cannot.

I'm surrounded by dunces,
there's no hope,

Only Mick and Karen Elise
can keep up.

But Dennis, you're a nothing,
a hole in the ground,

You'll never be like me.

Why I waste my talents
on you I don't see.

But Dennis, you're a nothing,
a hole in the ground,

You'll never be like me.

Why I waste my talents
on you I don't see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With a hop and come, two, three.

Oh, well. It was wall-to-wall.

DENNIS!!!

Hi.

Don't mind Sandstr?m.

He's fucking stupid.

- He's fucking stupid.
- What?

Where the heck are you going?
We've got gym.

Fuck.

Come on, Dennis P.!

Sure, laugh away.

Whenever I have a problem, I say
a prayer, and God helps me.

Hi, guys.

- Hi, Karen Elise.
- A big coke, please.

Well then?

- See you at the party, right?
- Right.

What time are you going?

- time... time...
- What time?

- At ... 8.30.
- Okay, see you.

See you, Karen Elise.

Hey, guys.

There's an old saying:

"A beautiful girl can be a knife
in the back of men's friendship."

You want to watch
those old sayings, eh?

- If we said...
- Said what?

If you had to choose a girl from
our class ... including Majbritt.

Who would you choose?

I'd definitely choose Karen Elise.

Karen Elise?

- Even if you could choose Majbritt?
- Yes.

- Giorgos, we're outta here!
- Enjoy your party, guys

Don't droop on each other.
Lovely, Minna. Smile. Chests.

Keep your heads up.

Keep in line,
don't drag your feet!

Give me a smile.
It won't cost you anything.

To the side.

What are you doing,
Dennis Petersen?

Hi, Mum.

I just thought
that was the record.

I remember it was the record
you and dad always played.

So you think you remember, Dennis?

Then let us remember
together, Dennis.

Let us remember
the evening your father got drunk -

- and decided to dance like
a monkey in this very room, Dennis.

Turn up the volume,
open the windows!

Louder! Wilder!
Do the rock'n'roll!

Hey, there isn't enough room
to do the rock'n'roll.

I'll go outside
and dance on the roof.

Wild is how I like it.
Wilder, wilder.

Right to the very edge, Dennis.

Right to the edge.

He danced himself to death?

You might say so.

That's why we never play
this record, right, Dennis?

Fuck!

Fuck.

Hey, Mum ... tonight, right?

It's Saturday night,
so tomorrow I can have a lie-in.

And Polle's having a ...
So I was going to ask ...

What were you going to ask?

Can I sleep over at Mick's?

Because Sandstr?m's
given us a load of homework,

we want to get it out of the way.

But I don't want
to walk home that late.

If you absolutely ...

Right, you sleep over at Michael's.

I'm going to do the shopping.

I'll come and carry.

That's really sweet of you, Dennis.

Shit.

- Hey, there's Michael's mother!
- Hi.

Hi there. I hear the boys
are getting together tonight.

Yes, though I've told Michael
to be home by midnight.

- Midnight?
- Yes, from Poul's party.

And they're not to drink
more than two beers.

I say: "OK, you're telling me lies."

I don't believe my ears or eyes.

I've allowed you
loads of latitude.

And this is how
you show your gratitude.

You said "homework",
I thought you'd be at Mick's.

But it's at Poul's party
you intend to get your kicks.

I say disaster.

Disease and death.

I say look out.

Or you'll take your last breath.

If you love you lose,
it should be banned.

A girl kisses my boy,
and that's that.

It ain't easy,
but I do what I can.

I'm so alone,
and I need a man.

A guy who's big and strong
and rather

Like the picture you've
got of your father.

Look at him smiling,
as if to say:

"Life is a moment
that'll never go away.

I say disaster.

Disease and death.

I say look out.

Or you'll take your last breath.

If you love you lose,
it should be banned.

Dance too wildly on a roof,
and that's that.

She says fall down.

Disease and death.

She says look out.

Are you listening, Dennis Petersen?

I say alcohol poisoning.
I say young men with knives.

I say drink driving.

But possibly, Dennis Petersen,
if you had made a couple of promises -

- I might possibly have
let you go to the party.

I haven't forgotten ...

I remember how important it is
to be with one's pals at your age.

But now you've decided to lie
to me, Dennis,

case closed.
Your Saturday evening is closed.

Finished!

And I'm going to bed with
a migraine, so don't make noises.

Hi, Dennis.
You're up early.

Dennis. There is a very
old saying about problems.

Want to hear it?

"You never have so many problems
that you can't pray for help".

Hi, God. Dennis P. here

God, I know I don't
normally kneel like this, -

- but I've just got
to talk to somebody.

My mum's flipped her lid.

My dad's all she thinks of,
and she gets so upset.

I miss him, too, of course.

Then there's Karen Elise.
I like her so much.

But so does Mick.

And there's one more thing, too.

I am still the only boy
in my class who hasn't ...

... who hasn't ...

Who hasn't got pubes.

I know it doesn't sound
like a particular problem -

- compared to what else
is going on around the world.

But to me it means one hell of a lot.

That's all I wanted to say.

Bye.

Now everything's gone wrong,
and your hopes have come to nought,

You find yourself tempted
to send God a thought.

God heard your prayer

Winging through the air

And now God's messenger's here

Come on, Baby, make up your mind!
Don't make me wait all day.

Listen, Baby, it's up to you!
If you wanna live life, just say!

I bet you're thinking,
your brain has crashed,

But, oh yes, I'm real,
even if you do feel trashed.

Stay here, chill out,
'cause for what it's worth

There's far, far more
between heaven and earth.

Come on, Baby, make up your mind,
don't make me wait all day.

Listen, Baby, it's up to you!
If you wanna live life, just say!

Come on, Baby, whaddaya say?
Let's not wait all day.

Come on, Baby, it's up to you!
If you wanna live life, just say!

- Hi, Dennis.
- God?

No, I'm just one of
the heavenly messengers.

You know, a kind of courier service.
Take a pew.

Your prayer has been heard.

So straighten up
and pull on your pumps.

You look like ... but ... you ...

That's enough about me.

This is about you and your problems.

- First of all, there's my mum.
- Stop!

We don't fix such poxy little
things that way; we issue licenses.

Licenses?

Angel licenses. So you can solve
your problems however it suits you.

Okay.

Does an angel license mean
I can fly and walk on water?

Nope. You'll get the ordinary
license for medium miracles.

Oh, okay.

However there's some
strings attached, Dennis.

No swearing.

No swearing? That's bl ...

Or you'll lose your license. And you'll
be through, done for, out of the game.

Okay. If I swear I'm done for.
I read you.

Okay. Dennis ...

The dance floor is yours.

But how do I ...

Wow!

- Dennis. Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

But do I look different?

Is there anything on my back?

Your back looks like your back.

Sure? There's nothing there?

You are all right, aren't you?

I am ...

- I am on a b ... on a ball.
- On a ball?

Want some chips?

No, I just came by
to thank you for your saying.

Okay ... I would like a ...

... an awesome stereo.

Ah ...

Well, I'll be b ..."blowed?"

"Hasta la vista ...

... baby."

Are you talking to me?

Sandstr?m, are you talking to me?

You must be.
There isn't anybody else here.

Get that, Copenhagen!
I've got pubes! Yes!

Dennis, don't bug me.
I've got migraine. Second degree.

Dennis P. is in the house!

Hello?

Hi.

What are you up to?

Are you better? You missed the
party and Mick said you were ill.

- The fair.
- What?

The fair. I want to take
you to the fair.

Okay. What about Mick?

Mick was coming, but ...

But he had to go out with his mum.

- All right then.
- I'll wait down here.

Hi, Dennis P.

- What are you doing here?
- I was on my way to your place.

What are you doing here?

- Hi, Mick, are you coming after all?
- Yes. Where to?

I'm trashed.

- We really went for it last night.
- Some of us did, some of us didn't.

- What shall we do next?
- I've got to take a piss.

You know what, Mick? So do I.

Aah.

That's better, man.
I really drank myself into a ...

- Bloody hell!
- It suddenly started sprouting all over.

What are you doing?

Ssch!

- What's wrong with McDonalds?
- No, this is much nicer.

Waiter.

A table for three.

Perhaps you should find
somewhere more suitable ...

Come with me.

Do you do burgers? You know, a bun
with a beef pattie and ketchup in?

I'll tell the chef.

I'll have the "Potage Parmantier".

- I'll have a burger, too.
- Certainly, Ma'am. Sirs.

This Ma'am is going
to wash her hands, Sirs.

Your mum
won the lottery or something?

No, it's some kind of campaign
the restaurant is running.

On Children's Day in France kids get
to eat for free if they're under 14.

No way.

Today it's as if
we point at anything, we get it.

- Yes. Life is a miracle.
- It's fucking amazing.

- Mick, would you try not to swear?
- Why? Saying "fuck" is cool.

- No, swearing is out.
- Not for me it's bloody not.

Do as I say, Mick.

- This is one fu ... fine place.
- Wow.

And ...

"Potage Parmantier".

- What's that?
- Potato soup.

Yes, and I love it.

Cheers!

See you.

See you, Karen Elise.

You know what I nearly did?

No, I'm not bl ...
jolly well going to mention it.

Go on.

Last night
I was pissed out of my skull.

I came so close to
saying to Karen Elise:

"Karen Elise, you are so sweet."

This close.

But in a way it was f...
fine that I didn't.

You have to be sober when you say
things like that. Know why?

Because Karen Elise is right, and
right girls don't grow on trees.

- Coming?
- Mick?

I have this feeling
that when you wake up tomorrow -

- you'll have a really
naff dress sense.

Sometimes you're weird, Dennis P.

- Is that you?
- Yes, Mum

Where have you been?
I've been beside myself, Dennis.

I say stabbings.
I say accidents.

I say sexually deviant pedophiles.

- Mum, that'll do.
- Dennis?

I'm telling you, and that's
the way it is. That'll do.

Dennis, have you joined a gang?

That'll do.
Go to bed. When you wake up

you'll be totally full of go.
Do you read me?

I can't go to bed.
I've only just got up.

Sorry, Mama.

- Goodnight, Dennis.
- Goodnight, Mummy.

Mum?

Mum?

Mum, Mum, Mum. What's up, Sugar?
Couldn't you find your way home?

It's taken me a hundred years to
find what's left of some lipstick -

- and a dried-out mascara.

Today Mona is going
to shop until she drops.

- What about my breakfast?
- What about it, Honeybunch?

You always ...

Sugar, you're twelve
and I'm not a waitress.

I've got 600 things to do today.
I say for example:

New make-up, a new wardrobe,
new lingerie.

So if you'd feed yourself today, okay?

- What about my packed lunch?
- What do you need that for?

- I need it for school.
- School?

You're a big boy and big boys skive
off and watch porno movies, okay?

But today I've got to go to school.
To sort something out.

Here ... Next thing I know you'll be
joining the Young Christians.

You want me to buy lunch with this?

No, Baby, roll it up tightly
and stick it up your bum.

You'll feel so full.
Lord preserve us!

- Hi, Mick.
- Hi.

- Nice rags.
- Right.

It's weird. This morning my
cupboard was full of ugly clothes.

But luckily I found these.
And these amazing rollerskates.

It's going to be a great day, Mick.

Are you dressing like that?

He really looks trendy today.

- He looks sort of loveable.
- Loveable?

Yes. It kind of makes you
want to look after him.

Okay, it's the last lesson.

- What have we got?
- Sandstr?m.

You're really trying
to look loveable, eh?

Good afternoon,
O pygmies of the intelligentsia.

Here I am,
the school's humble servant.

We are going to explain
the Weimar Republic.

By no means simple, but all
the more interesting for that.

Whom shall we torment today?

I'd love to make
a couple of minor points.

Dennis Petersen.

The Weimar Republic is all yours.

Not the Whining Republic,
Sandstr?m.

- I'd rather talk about you.
- Pardon?

You are ridiculous.
Pitiful.

A grown man who picks on kids
to make him feel big.

- You are not well, are you?
- You are a loser.

I'm sick of your yacking.
That will fucking do.

Dennis, come with me.

Pop down and get us all
an ice cream. NOW!

- Easy does it, Dennis.
- Out!

I swore.

- I swore!
- That's all right. Never mind.

- I said "fucking"!
- Fucking is quite okay.

"Fucking" is all right.
Dennis, you're a big boy.

Fuck! Fuck!

Piss!

God, it's Dennis P. again.
I know I swore. I know.

Dennis Petersen.

Got knocked off your perch, eh?

Dennis, are you invoking Our Lord
in the school lavatories?

Can't you help me?

We had a deal.

Swear and that was that.

Listen, what if I do the whole works.

Go to church every Sunday,
get confirmed, -

- join the Red Cross and the
Young Christians, give me a chance.

One more chance, then. We'll
say it was a beginner's slip-up.

Thanks, thanks.

- Dennis!
- Watch out.

I think Sandstr?m
is coming to ask you to the ball.

Dennis?

Yes!

Dennis!

Dennis, we'll go to see the school
psychologist and lay you out.

You're done for, Sandstr?m.
I've got God behind me.

That's nice Dennis.
That sounds like I'm finished.

- I could turn you into a bread oven.
- That sounds interested, Dennis.

Or I could make you dance in a tutu.

That will do, Dennis!

I could make you into my
humble servant.

Mr. Petersen?

Mr. Petersen, are you alright?

- Mr. Petersen?
- Let me help you, Mr. Petersen.

- Just call me Dennis P.
- Very good, Mr. Dennis P.

Stand still.

Yes, Mr. Dennis P.

- See you, Sandypansy.
- Thank you, Mr. Dennis P.

Mr. Dennis P.? I'm sorry?

Dennis, I've been
shopping and thinking all day.

The world is huge!
Where do you want to go?

How about ... America!

- What do you think?
- You'll figure it out.

Dennis, the cutest
little man has come to see you.

Me?

Do excuse me, Dennis P., but I was
wondering if you needed any help.

You seemed so worried.

My God, he is loveable!

May I help you with your cardy?

I just couldn't resist
the double buttons.

I'll pop down to the offie
for a merry old bottle ...

... of pi?a colada.

Adios.

- An enchanting woman, your mother.
- Sandstr?m.

This is a bit ODD.

You're quite right, Mr. Dennis P.

Ssch!

Mickey boy, come to see me?

No, I just wanted to
see if Dennis P. was in.

He is.
And so am I ...

Mr. Dennis P.
I hope there's nothing wrong.

One thing at a time.
I'll deal with you later.

Don't come out till I say so.

Mr. Dennis P.?

Not until you say so.
I'll stay in here.

Be good.

Wow, your mum, man!
Blow me!

I know. I'll readjust her
when she gets back.

- How?
- What do you want?

- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Goodbye, Mick.

When you left, when Sandstr?m ran
after you. He didn't come back.

- Isn't it weird?
- Yes, a bit. Goodbye, Mick.

- Aren't we going out for our chips?
- Not today. And you're going home.

- I've only just got here.
- And now you're just going.

- Hey, you're being really weird.
- I've got things to adjust.

By the way, Mick, you and me
have something to sort out.

Karen Elise isn't big enough
for the both of us.

From now on you have
no claim to Karen Elise.

Why not?

You're so weird, Dennis P.

Mick.

How would you feel if I said
"Karen Elise"?

Why do we always have to talk
about her? She is so icky.

The mere thought of touching her ...

So you've no objections
... if I go out with her?

You're welcome to her.

See you, Mick.

Her breath stinks, too.

- Her breath stinks.
- Uh-uh? Mr. Dennis P.?

- Sandstr?m?
- Mr. Dennis P.?

From now on you're not going
to be quite so ...

Stay in there.

Mr. Dennis P.? I'll stay in here.

Hi.

- How are you doing?
- Great.

I thought you might like a chat.

Dennis?

A chat ... sure thing.

It was as if you were going
... crackers.

- When?
- With Sandstr?m today.

Karen Elise ...

What are you doing?

- I've something to tell you.
- Yes, you need someone to talk to.

Not just anyone.
Just you.

Okay.

- And I'm really pleased I'm sober.
- Have you started drinking?

Karen Elise,
what if I told you:

- I think you are really sweet.
- I think you're really sweet, too.

Not that kind of sweet. Really sweet.

I am in love with you.

I really, really like you, too.

But I suppose
I like Mick just a bit more.

No, listen. I really like you, too.
But more as a friend.

- With Mick it's more ...
- Mick? He doesn't even like you.

He thinks you're yucky and
he thinks your breath stinks.

That's what he said.

Mick said that?

- Why not stay here?
- But I'm not in love with you.

You're mistaken.
You're madly in love with me.

Dennis P.?

Love, love, love ...
Now I know thy name.

I am yours, and yours alone.
Come, Dennis, come! I am yours!

Hey, take it easy.

No, Dennis.
Burning desire ...

No, this is far too quick.

You don't love me.

I call out your name
but you don't reply.

I do. I'm calling, too.

You are so sweet.

But we are only twelve. And twelve
year olds don't do that desire bit.

Then show me how, my love.

The whole world rhymes with Elise, -

- slowly it's turning into candyfloss.

We rule the world.
And now it's a given, -

- that above us
everything's heaven.

- Love
- Give it all you've got.

- I'm ready and willing; who's not?
- Love.

Hark! A thousand angels
are singing their song.

It was best to be a couple all along.

- I want a cuddle.
- Don't start a riot.

- I'm wild and you are tame.
- Do be quiet.

- I'm aflame, I want love's feast
- No, stop it, stop!

- Come and take me like a beast.
- No, no, stop that at once.

Oh, my little darling,
now I can live life and be glad, -

- because you are Karen,
the girl I want so bad.

Pi?a colada!

- Get out!
- Where's that cute guy?

Get out!

Sure.

- Dennis.
- Karen Elise.

Sorry.

- It's that Mick again.
- Don't let him in.

I think he fancies me.

- Don't let him in.
- He is practically in.

- Goodbye, Mick.
- Hear me out.

I said, I didn't care,
but you're my best friend.

- About what?
- Mum, shut up!

She's yucky. She'll ruin you.

- Who?
- Mum, Sandstr?m is in the closet.

- "Mona is in the closet."
- Sandstr?m's in your closet?

Yes. Things need adjusting
but I need time to work out how.

She's too ugly and stupid.

Karen Elise won't cross
my threshold.

- Beloved!
- She's here!

- You! You ... tart!
- Mick, that'll do.

You are so disgusting. Stinking
away on my best friend's bed!

Look who's talking, Shortie?

You're wasting his air and his time.

I'll get rid of you.

Karen Elise!

- Mick, stop it!
- Tart!

For fuck's sake!
Bloody well stop it!

I didn't mean to.
It can't stop now.

Game over, Dennis.

Everything's gone amok.

Things need adjusting.
I haven't had time to think clearly.

I know.

Mum is knocking back
pi?a coladas in the wardrobe -

with a teacher,
who thinks he's my servant.

I know, Dennis.

And Mick and Karen Elise are
killing each other because of me.

I know.

It's no good.

I'm sorry, lad.

You've got to help me.

If you'd been my dad ...

... or if I look like a kid
who might have been your son ...

... help me.

I don't make the rules, Dennis.
It's not up to me.

Then drop the rules and
help a boy who's only twelve -

- and can't take a shower at school
because he's got no pubes.

And whose mum is
trying to suffocate him.

Not only once in a while.
Every single day.

I'm not praying to God,
don't think that.

I'm asking you for help.

You.

Okay, Dennis. I'll give you one wish.

But hurry up, or
my God will I be in trouble!

One wish? In that case, both ...

One wish, Dennis!

Okay ...
Sandstr ...

... and Kar ... or mum ...

I want all my wishes undone.

What are you doing?

I know what we're doing, but not
why we are doing it in your room.

Hi.

I'm in a fucking daze, though.

Didn't I come to tell you something?

I've got a shitty headache.
I'd like to be alone. Okay?

Hey, what am I wearing?

- It's loveable.
- "Loveable" yourself ...

Show yourselves out, all right?

See you, Dennis P.

I was right.

All I had to do was tell her:
"Karen Elise, you're really sweet".

And suddenly there we lay.

- It was like a fucking dream.
- Right. See you, Mick.

If you grab Majbritt, right?
We'll have a ball. All four of us.

Yes.
Right.

- Dennis.
- What have you been doing?

- Yes, what indeed?

What have we been doing?

We've been round the houses,
I can tell you.

Gosh! That pi?a colada!

Perhaps I should be ...

I say coffee.

I say biscuits.

I say we have it on the sofa.

And I say "Yes, please".
A cup of coffee does you good.

I'll put the kettle on.

Erling.

Erling?

Dennis ... listen.

Did we have a bit of a run-in,
you and I?

I seem to recall ...

Listen to me.

How about we men
forget all about it and ...

... make a fresh start?

Who'd have guessed you had
such an enchanting mother, eh?

Love, love.
Now I know thy name.

What a nice home.

Mona, what a lot of lovely trophies!

My late husband and I were professional
dancers. But that was years ago.

Gosh, Mona!

How funny.

I can tell you I had a few
dances to this record in my day.

Well, put it on, then.

Yes, I'd like to hear it again.

It's got real go, eh?

I'll be off.

And a small chips, Dennis.

Bon appetit.

- We haven't seen much of Mick lately.
- No. He's got Karen Elise.

A bit of a bummer, eh?

And my mum is going
out with my homeroom teacher.

Oh? A bit irritating, eh?

And there's another thing.
But never mind that.

Not too good, eh, Dennis?
But there is an old saying.

"If a young man ..."

No.
"When a young ..."

- Oh, yes. "You must never ..."
- What?

I've forgotten.

Never mind.
I'm getting tired of old sayings.

Copenhagen!!

Me, Dennis P, I have hair -

- and I grew it myself! Yes!

One pube!

Whoops.

Hi, my name's Julie.
We've just moved in.

Julie.

Mum said there were
some box rooms up here.

- Box rooms?
- Yes.

For storage and stuff.

Oh, box rooms? You need the other
street door. Number ...

Number what?

- Number 19.
- Number 19.

Have you got a name?

- Julie ...
- Your name's Julie?

Yes ... no, that's your name.

- My name's Dennis P.
- See you around, Dennis P.

See you around, Dennis P. ... Julie.

Yes, Julie.

Subtitles: Quantum
02/2008