Minor Mishaps (2002) - full transcript

No, dad...

- Animal grease is the worst.
- just let dad eat his grease...

- A little grease, that does not hurt.
- it's disgusting.

It sucks.

- I have to go home to get my jacket.
- then go, otherwise we wont get any cards.

There is star-bingo tonight.

John, eat your food.

there is just no one,
with a sence of humor.

- What the hell would I do with out you?
- You would starb to death.

- I go now, John. See you tonight.
- it's big.

- ?h, sli..?
- Sli? Slim.



Slim, ok.

I can't understand that either. You
like hesitation. and you mean that?

or... hm, family.

"Copenhagen, hi. I am a slim
29-year old girl with healthy hobbies. "

"I want to meet you, man, if you
are around my age and you are not fat, -

- but with a good economy. I
have an education and like families, -

- work, bingo and nature. "

Do you know what I like
about construction, Anders?

- No, what?
- There is just a flat field.

And the I come and I fuck
this field with a concrete mixer, -

- and then there will be a course center...

I fuck it!

come, come...

- what's up?
- Have you been lying here all day?



Nah. I went all the way to the window
to pick up the phone at some point.

Hi...

- Do you want to hear a haiku poem with duks in it?
- No.

Asshole!

- This is Marianne.
- It's me. I am on my way home.

- are you coming over?
- Yes... but is mom home?

No, it's only you and me.

Have you eaten? I have made something,
i can take it.

See you... bye.

John?

John, listen, the injection you got
will wear off in two or three hours.

when it's ready, you
can get a couple of these here.

it's just spaghetti. I have started
to prepare a few days at a time, so...

- sit down.
- yes yes.

- I got an injection.
- why?

becasue I am very sad.

and in a little bit you will also be sad.

Dad, what is it?

Mom has been run over.

What?
Dad, stop it with that!

It was one of the other hospital porters,
that came running from the casualty department.

They knew I was working.

- But, Dad, we must go over there!
- She is daed, darling. she is dead.

It's... it's a few hours ago already.

If it's happened some hours ago, dad,
why did you say it now?

Now the food is getting cold.
Now we eat the food.

have you called someone, dad, what?
What?

Yes, it's Hanne. Yes, good morning, John.
Yes, now you will get him.

It's your big brother.

Yes, hi, John, how pleasant.
What's up?

Martin and Hasse, make less noise
dad has to speak on the phone!

Tom... yes, hi dad.
Dad, speak loud and clear!

your mother is dead, Tom.

Martin og Hasse, quiet,
or I will break your arms!

I can't hear shit,
Damn! yes dad, come again.

Hi...

What happened?

she was byking,
and she was run over.

where?

in the corner of Vesterbrogade and...
what the fuck is it called...

H.C. Andersens Boulevard.

- Did she die inmedietally?
- Yes.

And... the trip,
what about the trip?

- that must be unckel S?ren.
- where is Eva?

wait a second.
I am getting this one on the head.

- damn, we have a lot.
- Just put it here.

water...

I was thinking, you could paint here,
so I can sit and sow over there.

Let us see, how long will I stay.
You know me. Huiit, and I am gone.

We just split everything in half, right?
Rent and electricity, and what ever it's called.

- This here, this is great.
- self-portrait, "Dads girl".

hm... try to see here. what?

- Eva!
- it's Tom.

Hi. come in.

- I have given you a mobil phone.
- Wellcome to Ellens apartment.

now it's also your apartment, right?

- can I speak with my sister?
- yes, yes, I will go take a bath.

- Uha, Tom.
- mom died.

and I had to serve for a birthday
tomorrow. Me and mom.

Dad, is so sad.

- John, what is this? sleeping pills?
- no, it's something against nerves.

You know what, I will start a
new job on monday.

- It's strange not to have a mother.
- You get used to it.

Ellen?

My mom died,
and I go!

Dad?

Dad?

Na...

- Oh, damn it.
- Yes, dad. Yes... now I am here.

just let me lie.
I just want to lie here alone.

No, you don't have to.
I will lie here with you. So...

- Dad, did mom have a life insurence?
- No, Tom, not now.

We have to find out if dad can
stay sitting here in the apartment.

Do you still own Mariannes appartment?

I have bought a trip to Tenerife,
three weeks.

Yes, what the fuck should one say?

does any one want any?

there is no reason to open them
if no one wants any.

there must have been a misunderstanding,
becasue the hearse did not come.

I am afraid that you might need
to take kisten back.

now it's there.

- Dad, do you remember Ellen?
- Hi, I am sad.

Will she never wake up again?

No, you die, then you are put in the
oven, and then you turn in to ashes.

and that's it.

- Is something the matter?
- what do you mean?

- you look a little sad.
- ther is also a funeral.

- Pelle, are the old one giving lunch?
- I have to go play with my friends.

Martin and Hasse, stay on the sidewalk,
or I will break your neck!

Thanks a lot for today.

S?ren can figure it out. They live out
on the land. He will do however it pleases him.

He was a cheater in old days.
him and Hanne are really well now.

was it Eva that had thought about
decorating kisten with red cabbage?

Mom has always made food, dear god.

It will smell like xmas eve..

sneaking, ha?

what's up, are you still after a job?

- No, I have to cook for an office.
- Congratulations.

But I am a little nervous. Mom promissed
she would help me with it in the begining.

Yeah, but damn it, you can figure out
hot to but bread and pate.

- you are an economist.
- Earnings and household income.

Are you not soon going to be normal?

We where going to go to Tenerife June 18th
We don't have to move a finger in three weeks.

You have to stop working.

You know what, they take good care
of me over there. It's gonna work.

We are needing carpenters at the
moment. Could that be something for you?

No, I have been aproved by the government
as a cripple with osteoarthritis in the ankle.

- should I congratulate you, or what?
- thanks.

I am bidding on a nice course center
with pool and copper roof.

I thought you had decided to die in Ribe.

No, I have been accepted in the art school
in Copenhagen in august.

- That's good.
- I'll try my artistic side.

Congratulations.

it feels strange...

...in the lips, it's as if they
are growing.

I think you should not have anymore.

I feel I could kiss you from here
that is how big they are.

We have to go in.

- I never drink beer at work.
- We have to talk.

You can't be telling a work mate off,
if you smell like beer.

Yes, damn it, now we say the first word that
comes to us when we think about mom.

Tom stars.

Okay, I say... rolled joint.

- Tell me, have you smoked?
- now it's yuor turn, dad. Say a word about mom.

tenderness... nej...

Warmth.

I say... distance.
what do you say, Marianne?

I don't think we have to talk that way, Eva.

Lisbeth?

I go see the kids.

No, I don't know if I say rolled joint.

I wont tell anybody else, but I don't care
that she is dead.

It can't be, you are shocked.

No, it was that what bothered me about
moving back to Copenhagen.

I did not feel like being so close to mom
and now it's like I feel free.

I am glad.

glad and sad.

You are simply in shock.

I have killed her.
black magic.

I can't wait to arrange my fathers life.
Am I not awful?

- it took long, right?
- yes, I got late.

It took long.

Hanne... Hanne.

What?

are you tired?

No, I am in love.

I don't really believe it,
I... would like to hear about it.

You, you...
So what's up?

So are you moving or...

what do you think?

Why the hell do you say that?

But, S?ren, we have to find out what we
are going to do.

I can't...
You can...

That's you.
You can decide something.

I don't know why this happens.
I don't know.

I love you, S?ren. I...

You have 24 hours to dicede, if you live
here or, if you go away.

You can't just say that?

You can't just say that.

We have always been toghether.
you can't...

- You can't just say 24 hours
- 24 hours, nothing else!

There was some trouble.

Are they sleeping?

I have to have that crap out on Amager
over and done with and then our renewal.

It's not every night that I come late,
is it?

We have won three competitive tenders
in a row. You can't know that beforehand.

You should have married someone like S?ren!
I run a big company.

I am very sorry!
I regret it!

You have to have dinner with me and the kids
tonight. Every night.

Now we have the course center.

I can't find my self in it, Tom. I also have
a job. I also have a career.

Yes yes.

Shh...

- God, John, are you already back?
- Top form... top form.

where you not going to over come yourself
taking it easy?

- Should I go home and stare?
- No, but remembet to take care of it.

I think I am getting dissy.

- Relax. Bread.
- Yes yes.

Da da da da da di da da da...

what the fuck is going on, Hanne?

Oh, I don't know.

It's everything, I think.

Pelle, that has moved, and you
have you foot sick -

- and sit here on the sofa watching
tv all day.

and... my job, that shity school.

and?

You can not be glad the way things are.

Yes. I don't feel like that.

S?ren, can't we travell for 6 months?

go to... to Nepal.
can't we go to Nepal?

I don't feel at all like going to Nepal.

There must be something wrong with us,
when I end up in bed with a colleague.

oh yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot.

There is also something with Danida.
We could go work to Africa.

You could work as a carpenter and I could
teach.

I have osteoarthritis.
It can't just get fixed, can it?

I am an asshole.

I am an asshole.

That's good, there is something we agree on.

Na,
lets smoke a lot of cigarrettes?

there are seven. You get three. I get four.
It's a shame for myself.

It wont happen again, I promise.

Here. shut up.

It wont happen again, I promise.

- I just wanted to say Hi. Peter Berger.
- Marianne Olsen.

I am an accountant. I am not authorised,
but I will soon be.

Congratulations.

I have made such a cost plan here for
the first month.

- Is there something wrong?
- My mother just knew everything about food, everything.

She could get a roast pork, bang it and
hear if it was ready.

she had promissed to help me with this job.

she was run over by a truck last week.
We don't have to talk about that anymore.

We are bidding on this center. The Geologists
and surveyours got money.

Tom, we have the contruction under control,
We have the employers' association...

withholding tax, we have...

- What's up, Britt?
- Yes, so nothing.

- We are going to need people.
- why don't you do anything?

Becasue I have copied what I had to copy,
and archived what I had to archive.

I don't know what I have to do.

You are fast, ha?
Wait until the phone rings.

I just wanted to say, any time.

- The tuna salad was irresistible.
- It has only 14% fat.

- Can I take the rest home?
- Yes, you can.

you can.

Every time I am going to paint on this
canvas I have to go take a shit.

Maybe I have to erase, not paint.

Maybe should I start writing haiku again.

Have you seen your father after the funeral?

He did not really seem to be so sad.

- He was doped.
- What does your sister do?

shrimpcocktails. Ellen, talk about your
family. How is your mother?

- Has she been run over recently?
- No.

- Are your father and sister always toghether?
- Do I have to drive your mother over for you?

Forget it.

So, I have to go take a crap again.

- Nam-nam, nice.
- They must also be glad for my food.

I am so glad that you eat with the
old one every night.

Accountants are not the way one thinks they are.
One is pregnant and one has long hair.

Maybe we should travell toghether,
Tenerife the 18th of June. Three weeks in the sun.

Good, father..

Hi.

Yes, the car was not ready when I went
to get it.

You came in it, did you not?

S?ren, I went to buy some stuff,
and they fixed the car in the mean time. Okay?

I have not been other places.

Dad, if you have some dirty clothes, just
let me know and I will take care of it.

- Wont you come over to the sofa?
- No, I don't want to sit there.

- You look better here.
- it's moms place, dad.

Come on. Come site here.

You are really good with me,
Marianne.

I don't really know what I should do
with out you.

Visit out big underwear sale on the
2nd floor. Silk kimonos for 299 kr.

Yes, but I am an earning and household
income economist, so...

I have studied at Suhrs
Husholdningsseminarium.

I am an orienteer. I run
orienteering race three time per week.

- monday and wednesday and saturday.
- you run it three times per week?

I also visit my father a lot now.
He is alone now.

He lives beside me, so...

You don't say anything about animals.
I have two irish setters.

- Two nice dogs.
- What colour are they?

They are golden.
That is why they are called irish setters..

I had a rabbit. If you put it facing this way,
it ran the other way.

and if you turned it around,
it would go the other way.

but I don't know if we should talk about that.

No, it's not like that, Tom. It's
if you want to put the call on "hold".

- Can I see it once?
- There.

- who the fuck writes those manuals?
- Should we go?

Ok, watch. I will try to call my wife.

What... it's dead.
What's happening?

- it's Lisbeth. Hello?
- Oh, what's up?

- Hello. Darling, it's me.
- are you on your way home?

Yes, we have a little meeting with the
architects. It wont take long.

Tom, I will kill you if you don't come.
We eat in 45 minutes..

Tom, I mean it...

If you don't get your ass here I will kill you!

It wont take such a long time.
I am on my way home. Bye. See you.

It was very easy. You will see.
Now we will finish this meeting.

- What is it today?
- Saltmeat, I think.

Saltmeat... and Saltmeat.

Do you oil it yourself? Yes, I have dinner with
Marianne every night. Really good.

- But she might end up going one day.
- There is always a train...

There is always a train and a girl with it
... and a bus.

- Og der kom bussen.
- Vi skal hente en pige fra r?ntgen.

- John does he need a bus, then...
- Hov, hov, it's me that has the nose.

- Hi.
- Eva, damn, what are you doing here?

- I am Toms crazy sisyer.
- I said I was an only child.

Yes, and what do you want?

- Give me a job, Tom.
- a job? Here?

- what can you do?
- Take care of your kids. Clean.

- Fuck your wife.
- Do you really want a job?

- Yes, damn it.
- Ok, then come.

Come here. I will give you 75000 kr
for painting something on this wall.

Tom... I don't want to make a
painting in a factory.

And apart from that I am not painting at
the moment. I am writing haiku poems.

- There must be money in haiku poems.
- Fuck off.

Any idiot can write a poem. It's a story,
just with out so many words.

Three line, five syllables in the first
seven in the second and five in the last.

- Five, seven, five.
- You will have to give me money.

Britt, make a check of 3000kr for Eva.
Book keep it as a consultant.

You want a job, right?
That's the job.

Look, I have learnd how to make cofee.

We might need a tray for cookies.

No, Marianne, I have thought,
we could eat them straight from the box.

don't you have any with paint on?

Now you'll get a painting.

- Here you go, you can have this one.
- Hov, hov, hov, hov.

What way do you think it should go?

You look like a little couple,
as you come to visit with cookies.

What way do you think it should go?

You asshole!

- Oh... hi again.
- Hi.

Bimbambusse,
now we will have... coffe.

Cool.

What's up, Mick, get your hands out of your pocket!
He can't hear shit.

Mick, is your cock as big as mine?
What? say again.

He can't hear shit. I hear, that we are not bidding
on the course center.

What? It's Anders, that dude.
What the hell are we bidding on.

- We need more people.
- Yes, we are almost finished in Amager.

What time is it?
One moment. Britt? Yes, it's Tom.

Yes, it's your boss. You have to borrow a car from
Anders and bring my son before 3.

He has to go play football to HIF.

What do you mean?
You don't want to do shit.

You don't want to get the phone or make coffe.
Isn't it ok with you?

Do you want to do it for me?
That's nice of you. thanks a lot.

I have the most anoying secretary in Denmark.

One, two, three.

First half an hour on one side
and then half an hour on the other side.

John?

John, are you ok?

John?

- Just say I have a headache.
- You need a bed and a doctor.

I'll go home to lie down for a while.

Tomorrow John, you will go see a doctor.
If you don't do it, I will arrange it!

- Headache, av, av, av!
- Damn you are childish!

Lisbeth?

They are sleeping. Just leave them.

You said you would work home today. And that
I should bring him.

- That was an improvised solution.
- You had promissed to go see him play.

- So you are in need of a blondine.
- Britt isn't a blondine.

Shall we go to the kitchen and carry on normally?

What? what is it with that?

Do you have anything going on the side?

When the fuck should I have
time for that?

Lisbeth, I don't fuck with anybody!
I build!

- Now lets go fuck.
- Yes.

But you are not bidding on that cource center.

Yes, then you can stop, john.

That must have been a little blood corck.
I supose you are taking your medicine.

- Yes, yes.
- I can't go higher up in dosis.

- And you don't smoke anymore?
- Not at all.

you have to stop working so much.

I can't go home to stare.

You can't go around in three gears and
pretend you are well.

Have you spoken with your children about it?

I don't tell them everything.

- Have you seen your father and Marianne?
- Ellen, you wont start again now.

No, no, I have just been thinking about them.

She really is daddys girl.

- No, I am daddys girl. Period.
- It can also be me.

you can have them, Ellen.

I just got such a strange feeling of... Yuck.

Does he have her in his place?

No, no, we wont talk anymore about that.

- Marianne clings to him.
- Yes, poor dad.

It doesn't work as if he has much
against it.

He also kysses her.
They also hold hands.

I know what you are thinking?

- What am I thinking?
- Damn, you are banal.

Yeah, but is it such a wild thought?

Marianne has always been strange.
Marianne is strange, that's the way it is.

Yes, what do I know?

She went with mom to the bingo every wednesday.

- Damn it.
- I don't say anything.

My father is a nice man.

And he has never ever tryed anything with me.

- He loves me above everything.
- Fuck that. We drop it.

- I want to ask him.
- No, now we go dance.

well, I don't know, Ellen, -

- if you can talk about something like that
and then go out to dance.

It's S?ren.

Great. And who are you?

We have to find out about the piles.
The ground is soft.

No, you just need to find out that
about the heat in the hall.

Then we will go there on tuesday, and
we will win that shit from A.P.

Tom?

I might be able to publish my first haiku
collection before you put a line on my wall.

- Shut up. I have to talk with you.
- They have called, they don't understand the plans.

Sorry, lady, can't now. Tom...

Hi, Tom!

- What does this look like?
- Doesn't look like shit.

S?ren?

S?ren?

- Is something wrong?
- I don't know. Is there anything?

Just see...
I don't know what.

Yes, there was something. It was someone who
rang. A lady I did not know.

I have to ask my sweet wife where she was
yesterday afternoon.

I don't know why it happens S?ren.
I don't know. I will put it in the past now.

- Shut the fuck up!
- I don't know why it happens.

Then find put you idiot!
Find out!

It's... it's an adventure.

It's... I miss...

- Do you think this is an adventure?
- No.

It must be an adventure when, someone
thinks, you are anice and...

Oh, so you had to go over to him yesterday
to hear it once again.

- What? Did you have to go over again?
- S?ren...

So you could sit there and you where nice,
and you had some coffe, and then what?

What? What then? What then, Hanne?
I had coffe. And what else?

- What?
- We fucked!

You are so stupid!

Now you go in, pack a pag, and get out!

- No, I wont go.
- Yes you will!

No, I am here with you.
I am with you!

- You are going now! Let go of me, damn it!
- No, don't go!

S?ren!

Do you want to come with us to have a
friday beer?

- Today?
- yes, it's friday.

I have to go home to fix something.
Can catch up with you later?

Yes, sure.

My sister has started to write haiku poems.
Do you know haiku poems?

It's those short ones.

- You know them? Have you read any?
- No.

Haiku poems... Japan, right?
It's a country close to china.

I have once fucked a japanese girl.

What? If it's the one from Nyhavn then she
is from Greenland.

In those poems there must only be three lines.
Just three lines.

In the first line there are five syllables,
in the second seven, and in the third five.

That's they way they all have to look.

- syllables...
- How many syllables are there in it?

- Three.
- Yes, way to go, Mick.

I just want to hav'...

...beer pus-sy and horn mu-sic...

...all night and all day.

That's correct. It fits.
Respect, Man.

Haiku-Mick.

- Yes?
- Is Pelle here?

- No... not before saturday.
- Saturday?

Yes, tomorrow. He is in Dortmund
playing with his band.

- Who are you?
- His father. I am here for a few days.

I am Nina, Pelles girlfriend.
I am living here only for a couple of days.

hmm... yes.

You want to come in to have some coffe?

No, thanks.
I will just find something else.

Bye bye, Pelles father.

If you get these two here,
I will put them here.

There is no reason to ruin the table.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- The others did not stay so long?
- No, it varies.

sometimes we are just unstopable.

It was good that you came.

- good you came, I was just going to cook for my father.
- Is he sick?

No, he is not. He is not.

- Hey Brother.
- I was just droping by.

Listeria bacteria are as dangerous as salmonella.
They are just not as known.

They can give brain infection or unintentional
abortion.

When bacteria goes through the meat mincer
it gets chopped up, -

- and the meat gets a big suface.

As soon as you warm it up this bacteria can
be formed.

The beef can right away turn...

A red hamburger is just the worst...

Lets dance?

You can hold my wallet, I don't have any pocket.

It's really nice with a pipe.

I borught it for you. It must be better for the heart
to smoke pipe.

- Thanks.
- So how are your things going?

I am taking a lot of shifts.

I have to go again tonight.

What does the heart say to all that work?

Tik tak tik tak tik tak.

I was thinking if I could maybe sleep here.

- yes of course.
- just a few days.

- How is Hanne?
- She has a lot of things to do.

There are two things you can not lend,
you pipe and your wife.

Otherwise I will live here... there.

Thanks for tonight. It's been nice, I think.

I'll take the taxi home then.

Oh yes...

- Then, see you.
- yes... on monday.

Hi, dad.

Hi, what a humor today, ha?

- It's lunch.
- You are my prize.

Is S?ren here?
Yes, he will be staying for a few days.

- Where is hanne?
- Oh, how nice.

I was thinking We should go thru moms things today.

I have a terrible pain in my back from
turning a around a 200 Kg woman.

- I can give you a massage.
- Can you?

That would be nice.

Did you get engaged yesterday?

- Why are you asking?
- You where with the company.

Youmight want to go to Tenerife with one
of them instead of with your dad?

No dad.

- In Dortmund?
- You have to hear what we have done.

- Then, how are you?
- YEs, you know.

It's becasue I spoke with Maja, my ex-girlfriend
from Stege.

Maja with teeth?

She just said she had heard some rumors
about, they where something.

Her new boyfriends is that guy.

Great. I love farm life.

- Will you separate or what?
- No, no, no, we will work something out.

You have to listen to this.

- it's quite loud.
- Try to hear the trombone.

- Do I have to help?
- Do you want to help the old one?

Oh, that was good.

Oh, it must be S?ren.

- Hi.
- Hi, Marianne.

- So, you sit here.
- that was a rare guest.

Come in and have some of Mariannes
home made brew.

The kisd are so glad of it.
They say: "Put the nose. "

I was thinking if I could take my father
to see some ballet...

...or boxing, or what ever the hell
you want to see.

- we where going to go through moms stuff.
- Hello, I like ballet.

Ok, ballet it will be.
Can he have two hours free?

Dad, if I have to give you a massage it should be now.

I have a terrible pain in the back. It hurst a lot.

- Dad, you have to take the shirt off.
- does it have to be a stripperteaseshow?

Now I will get it.

Yes, it hurts.

How does it go with out our mother?

I don't think we should talk about that.

Why shouldn't we talk about it?

Our mother is dead, and I ask my father how he is managing.

- Why do you stop?
- Eva, your cramp.

I don't want to be here if I can not say
what I mean.

What is it with you two?

Thanks.

- Do you sleep toghether?
- What?

You heard it. I asked if you are sleeping
toghether.

- I just asked.
- Eva, honestly.

- I will never come again.
- You are wellcome.

Turn that off, Marianne.

Come, put your clothes on, and we will
go for a ride.

- if it's true...
- you are really sick in the head

You just have to know that if you close the door
now, you are alone with dad.

I am not against that.
It's you I am against!

Is it that why you can't be touched?

You can't be gotten from under the arms.

That's also what mom used to say: Det er ogs? det, mor
altid har sagt: "Eva is fragile. " It's a shame mom is dead!

I think the best is that you just go away.
I think you are sick!

Yes!

Hi... thanks for yesterday.

Yes...

- I have your wallet here.
- Thanks.

- I have brought something from the bakery.
- Yes.

- It's scones.
- Yes.

Yes...

It's my dad.

Oh, guests.
I am Mariannes father.

My name is Peter Berger.
I am from the revision company.

- We might not go in.
- I think it's not such a good idea right now.

- I think the best is that you go.
- Oh, ok, then we will go.

It was nice to meet you. She cooks well, ha?

Yes, really well.

- See you on monday.
- Bye, bye.

- Na...
- No... I just want to be alone.

Na, na.
Maybe see you tonight?

I don't know anything about that.

There is some ham in that fridge.
You can eat it.

Dad, I want to buy my apartment on my own.
I don't want you to own it.

And wont see you tomorrow.
I have to go to technical trianing to the club.

You wont do anything dumb, will you?

- Just think, if it doesn't work.
- Yes, but it does.

- I could feel it.
- No, no, no, no, no.

I am feeling totaly wrong.
Just think, if it does not work.

Shh, total silence now, Ellen.

- IS it going well?
- Yeah, I am preparing lunch.

- Maybe you were not so well.
- I don't think we should talk about that.

- Do you want to go to the movies?
- I don't know.

Na... no...

I also have some accounts, so...

And there comes a suspicion that she is
a lesbian.

- She is not a lesbian.
- I can realize when I see a crane driver.

I can't believe this.

I hit right in the spot.
I could feel it. Intuition, Tom.

- You have to sign here.
- That's it, thanks. See you tomorrow.

There is one more.
Damn man! Shit!

- Let me see. What the fuck is going on?
- Yes, what the fuck do you think has happened?

- Come on, I will take you to the hospital.
- No, I have to go get Niklas.

Damn, man!

Ok, come, I will take you to the hospital and
I will go get Niklas.

- Pelle said you where here.
- Here I am.

I think we have to do something with our life.

yes, but is this enough?
is it enough, S?ren?

I thought so.

You just lie on the sofa all day,
you never read a book.

And when I talk about travelling you look
at me as if I where an idiot.

S?ren, I think, we must be toghether.

Not necesarily.

So, let's eat some McDonald's-something.

They will be ready with your mother later.
It takes really long, doesn't it?

Lets try not to spil. It's an expensive car
we are in.

If we spil we spil.
What the hell.

Damn it.

Yes, my family does not pick up the phone.
I have called them 17 times.

It's a burger with toys inside.
It's for you.

No, I will just run over to Marianne.

- You have just called her.
- She has the answering machine on all the time.

Have you thought, that it might be, becasue
she is not home?

John, she is 29. She can have her
own answering machine if she wants.

Or what?

I just don't want her to do anything stupid.

Has anything happened?

Eva was here and asked me a lot of things.

A lot of what?

If Marianne and me had slept toghether.

Sorry... what did you say?

I just laughed to show her she was wrong.

Now you will put your jacket on and
go kick Eva in the ass. -

- and you will tell her,
she is completely wrong.

- Becasue she is totally wrong, isn't she?
- Yes, damn it!

Why the fuck don't they answer the phone?

I don't like this job, Tom.

I don't feel like answering the phone and
archiving letters and...

You can't quit now. I can find another place for you.

I don't want to be a secretary when
I grow up.

Then we will hire a doll for the reception.

What is that?

Why the hell haven't you answered the phone?
I called about 500 times.

I have been in the hospital in Hvidorve
for four hours!

And I have taken care of a kid!
First came Eva to talk about some shit!

And then Britt smashed her hand with the door of my
car! Damn it, Lisbeth!

I have booked a room for you in the SAS Hotel.

- Can't you hear what I say?
- Yes, I can.

Britt is alone with her little kid.

I should have picked him up in the Kinder garden.
I had smashed my hand.

He hates Niklas.

Can't we just go to the bedroom and fixe thing.
darling? What?

Lisbeth, I don't need this.

Hello?

Eva, are you home?

Hi, it's me.

- I am preparing coffe.
- Thanks as giver.

I have put on a clean shirt.

That was it I thought. I have to have a coffe
with my big daughter.

I think you have done it.

And I am right. Right?

Not in my wildest dreams.

Do you want to look in my eyes for once?

- Say, you did not do it.
- I did not do it, Eva.

Again.

I have not done it with you.
Not with Tom, not with Marianne.

I could not dream of doing it.

the coffe is cancelled.

- What the fuck do you think?
- I don't know what to believe.

Damn, you are not nice, dad.

Dad... Dad!

- Tom.
- Dad has been taken to the Hospital. Rigs hospit.

Maybe I was wrong.

I might have killed him.

It's enoguh!

I have known John all my life! Yiu will
say something nice to him!

Are you trying to kill him? As if there
wasn't any shit on the way!

- I will go see him.
- They said, we have to wait.

I think your intuition has to take
a break.

Tom...

I want to apologize.

If I was wrong I want to apologize.

I don't think we should talk about that.

I have the right to say I am sorry.

Dad and I have had such a nice time
toghether since mom died.

And you make it so horrible.

- Is it something we can over come?
- I don't know.

It's as if I can't say anything else
than sorry, can I, Marianne?

But you behave strange.

I am normal Eva. I have an education,
I have a job.

I think it's you who is strange.

Maybe I am sad because, -

- I wasn't sad when mom died.

And you where totally ruined about it.

No.

- You can't be here.
- It's my father.

Yes, you will have to wait until we call.

Can't you tell him he has to
stop working?

He kills him self working. And we have
just lost out mother.

I can get himself a hobby.

He can get a little boat, so he can polish it
and drink coffe.

Your dad has asked to be alone until he
is completely recovered.

So, there he is again- Look. Hi, you.
Do you want to stop working?

Are you going to keep working and die, or what?

- Tom, leave dad alone.
- You will get a gravestone.

Nothing with urns and the unknown graves.
That Hippy shit.

Take it easy, Tom. In a few weeks
I will be ok.

- Shut up, man...
- Lets stop speaking about death.

We can talk about minor mishaps,
but not death.

Yes?

hm, It's Marianne.

Good morning. What time is it?

it's 6:02 AM.

You want to come in?

It was because you had asked if I wanted to go
to the movies.

- I am coming down.
- Ok.

It was... or...

I want to go to the movies some time.

Good.

Hi.

Hi.

I don't really know what is going on.

I don't know what I should do?

I miss Pelle, and all that.

Me too.

I called him.
And then they called back and said, -

- that it was not necesary to drive piles.
He promised.

We will not bid.

What are you talking about?

We are not going to have the course center.
We have enough.

Do you realize how much time
we have put in to this?

We both have families, Anders.

I have two kids.
Theirs names are Martin and Hasse.

I know what their names are.

God damn it, man!
God damn it, what a crap, man!

Is it ment to be a horse?

- No, it was a mistake
- Where is there a horse?

- Bye.
- bye, bye. Say hi to Niklas.

What don't I have a husband, Tom?

S?ren would not be able to stand me.

- It was him who took my virginity.
- What?

Yes, yes, I was 14, he was drunk and it
was 100 years ago.

Shit, what a family.

Can I get some more money?

O yes, sure... yes.

I have writen a haiku poem.

Do you have your Haiku poem in the drwaing book?

- "I will build a house. "
- Mmm.

- "and put windows in it. "
- yes.

"who paints the walls?"

Shit, it's terrible man.

There is a great place next to the hotel with
live performances and stuff.

That's the way it was that time.

Dad, we wont stay in the hotel. We will rent
a car and drive around the islands.

It's also possible to sail to Lagomera.

So, now I have closed the door.

Bye, dad.

- Take care.
- The same to you. We want to pay ourselfs for the trip.

No, I got payed from the life ensurance.

I am Denmarks richest pensionist.

See you, dad.

So...