Mindless (2006) - full transcript
A rich businessman moves to countryside to give his life a meaning.
"I was always facing explusion from school
because of my behaviour"
(In a heavy Russian accent)
You better dress up tomorrow!
The news show is doing a story on us!
And you, Jaansoo, wear your suite!
- You mean suit?
- Yes, wear your suit!
"Learn, learn and learn!" - V. I. Lenin
"I got my degree in chemistry,
since it had the least competition"
"Actually, I mostly just horsed around"
"A girl from my class was getting married
and the groom was a real practical joker"
May I have your attention, please?
Here's a little surprise
"The groom really wanted me to kidnap
the bride as a prank"
"So I did"
"And in the end,
the bride chose me over him"
"She became my wife"
I'm just explaining why I want the Honourable
Court to sentence me to life in prison
MINDLESS
"Silence, please"
Please continue
"Then I got a job, doing this and that, until I
partnered up with a friend in the early 90s"
"We started importing cellphones"
"Mostly Nokia"
"We started out with a desk and two chairs..."
- (On the phone) "Toomas speaking"
"...but then came the secretaries, cars,
houses, loans..."
"...leases, deals, real estate, Kenya,
Thailand, New Year's parties in Cuba..."
"...yachts, golf, clubs, platinum cards"
"This went on for 10 years"
"Until I snapped"
Yes, Tom, yes!
Take a look at this
"Toomas Jaansoo - the sole retailer
of Nokia in the Baltic States"
I don't know who you had to
blow for this, but it worked
Hey, how about celebrating tonight?
We could go to a night club
or rent a sauna
- You know Ester won't let you
- What's Ester got to do with it?
We'll only be gone for an hour.
We have reason to celebrate
"What do you mean you 'snapped'?"
I think, at one point, most of us
question the purpose of our lives
For me it was during that elevator ride
What happened in that elevator?
I had always reassured myself that
"it's that one last push"...
...and then I'll really start living my life
This one last project and then...
But what if this "and then" never comes?
Congratulations!
Today, I was in a fitting room
and I looked so ugly
Ugly from the front, ugly from the back.
Tolerable from the side
But it was still really horrible
- Hey!
- Oh, hi Miku!
What's going on?
I'm the sole retailer!
Nokia, Nokia, Nokia!
I'm the king of the Baltics
Over here!
Did I tell you what happened
in a fitting room today?
I looked so ugly!
Ugly from the front, ugly from the back.
Tolerable from the side
But still ugly!
I really wanted these trousers,
they were just my colour
Really well tailored
Who the hell can fit into these?
Even the sales girl thought I was
too fat for these trousers
- She actually said that?
- No, but I could tell by her sneer
They were even bigger than my
usual size, but still didn't fit me
So I bought the smallest size
just to spite her
I think I'll go on a diet
Anu, I have a funny story for you
- Is it dirty?
- Not too dirty
You know I haven't had a real vacation
for almost 10 years?
I know
So I thought...
I've been working really
hard all this time
So I thought I would take
the whole year off
That's a great idea
And I'll go somewhere remote,
by myself. For a year or so
Don't worry about money,
I have it all worked out
And what are you going to do there,
all by yourself?
I don't know.
But I think that...
For the entire year?
That's the plan, but it's not set in stone.
It's not like I'm going to prison
So what do you think?
You'll have to tell Tanel yourself
Tanel
Toomas speaking
You found one?
Yes, but does it have a lake
like we discussed?
I'm on my way
Mr Jaansoo?
Hello, I have just the place for you
- That's great
Follow my car
I see you've already got the car
for these rough roads
So what do you think?
Remote countryside,
3-phase electricity, running water...
...driven well, geothermal heat pump.
It's a genuine ecovillage
What about the lake?
We'll knock down these trees
and make one
Since your property will face
the lake, it will cost extra.
Excuse me.
This is Eco Real Estate
As promised - beautiful surroundings,
800m from the seaside
Ilmaotsa
(the edge of the world)
Which way is the highway?
- Take this road, turn right...
- That road's been closed for ages
- Go past the mill, near the irrigation ditch
- Just take the same road back
Are there any houses for sale
in this area?
Just the one the guy in
the tractor is selling...
...but he's not right in the head
- Shush!
- Don't shush me!
You shouldn't say stuff
like that to a stranger
Lovely weather today!
The day is still young
Do you live around here?
You call this living?
I'd like to buy a place here
- Here?
- Yeah
Ever since my dad's death,
the house has been empty
My wife took off with our
daughter long before
And where is this house?
Just past Asta's place
- Asta who?
- Asta, the late miller's wife
I should have mentioned -
I'm not from around here
- So where are you from?
- Tallinn
Do you know Jaan, the blacksmith?
He did some construction work there
Actually, I think I do
Do you have enough money?
- I have a little
- You won't get far on "a little"
Let's get in the car
We're going to talk business
Nice set of wheels you've got.
I used to drive a T40 tractor
Then the government took it away
and now I'm unemployed
- Can't you get another job?
- Not as a tractor driver
- So what's your place called?
- P??sj?rve (Lakeway)
- So there's a lake?
- Almost on my doorstep
- Is it remote?
- As remote as it gets
How much are you willing to pay?
200 thousand, but I'll need
to see it beforehand
I don't want to rip you off. Let's say
50 thousand and a case of beer?
- It's got a roof, right?
- Evertyhing's shipshape!
You've got the lake for fresh water.
No electricity, inaccessible road
Have the place for tonight and
come find me in the morning
Ask for J?ri, that's me.
Then we'll work out the paperwork
- Why wait that long?
- So you don't want the house?
- No, I still want it. Let's go
- Wait
Ilmaotsa Municipal Office
Thank you, Tiiu
So, P??sj?rve
- Yes
- He has no right to sell this land
- How so?
His pop used to live there, right?
But it's always been municipal land
- Now what?
- Nothing. The deal's off
Can't we work something out?
No
This house doesn't legally exist,
there is no paperwork for it
You'd have to outsmart the system
- But it can be done?
- It's really complicated
- You're top dog around here
- I wouldn't say that
J?ri, have Tiiu make you
a cup of coffee
This is Tanel's father.
Is he there?
Yes, he's here
Tanel, it's your father
Tanel...
I might be going away for a while
OK
Maybe even for the whole year
I'll still send you money.
Twice as much
OK
You can have my car
You'll come visit me?
- Sure
- I can't drive any further
- I see
It's nice and warm here
I'm Uugu.
From the M?eselja farm
I hope it rains
- Why?
- Just planted some potatoes
Oh bugger, I forgot to do that
- There's no electricity
- That's right
My sister lives in Tallinn with her
2 kids. Her husband left them
- It happens
- Yes, it does
They live in a flat on Marksi street
My son works in a laundromat
in Tapa, doing a woman's work
He bought himself a car
- That's nice
That's what I said
My wife hanged herself
- What happened?
- It was just before Christmas
We bought some cheap meat
from Meinart
We were slicing it up for headcheese
and I said to keep the rind
Later I found her hanged in the cellar
There are plenty of mushrooms in the fall.
And you can ask me for potatoes
So what do you do?
Are you some kind of businessman?
I'm a man of faith
This used to be old Julius' place
- J?ri's father?
- That's right
Thanks
Julius once called me a good man
You know what, Uugu?
You are a good man
I should get going
Wake up!
2 AM
So where will we do this?
Here or indoors?
- Do what?
- I'm not sure myself
I brought you some ham
- Thanks. How much is it?
It's token of my gratitude.
A down payment
I'm not sure I understand
Uugu said you really helped him,
turned his life around. I'm Meinart
- What else did he say?
- That you uttered some wise words
Said he'd bring you a sack of potatoes.
So I brought the ham, if that's okay
That's just fine
Let's get started
- Should I take off my shoes?
- Yes, of course
Go ahead and talk
- I don't know what to say
- What do you do?
- Nothing really. Keep some cattle
I have some savings, but not
enough to move to the city
- What's so great about the city?
- Not sure. But there's lots of people
- They don't care if you come or not
- Don't I know it. They couldn't care less
Actually, I don't want to move.
I've stopped wanting anything
My old lady has run out of things
to order from the catalogue
They come by mail, but they're never
as pretty as the picture
I don't want anything. I just work on
my farm and try to get through the day
I've forgotten how to want something.
I feel like nobody needs me
I sold some land and we had money
for awhile
So we'd order trinkets like clocks
and coffee makers
The best part's the waiting and worrying.
And finally you get to unwrap the box
But that's it. And then
you order something else
She really loves it
The rest of the time we watch TV.
And I drink now and again
But sometimes she gets angry and hits me
- Why?
- She can't stand me
She just watches her telenovelas.
Won't even tend to the animals
She only hits me when I'm drunk.
Doesn't like it when I get chatty
- How do you feel about her?
- Can't stand her either, but...
...she used to be a real looker
I can still picture her working
on the collective farm
Her skirt riding up, her hair sweaty
I've never seen a more beautiful woman
I could never hit her back
- You still love her?
- I do
- And your animals?
- I love them as well
- And your piece of land?
- That too
I never thought of it that way
- What else could you want?
That's my problem.
I don't want anything
If you have love, you don't need
to want anything else
- So what should I do?
- Nothing
Just believe that you're happy
- How do I do that?
- Say it out loud
- Right now?
- Yes
- "I'm happy". Like that?
- Say it again
- I am happy
- More boldly
- I am happy
- More loudly
I AM HAPPY!
I AM HAPPY!!
Don't tell anyone about this
- You'll tell them yourself
Are you crazy?
Does this mean I'm happy?
- Yes
Meinart!
Hold onto this acorn until you're home
- Will do
Can I drink sometimes?
- Sometimes. If you hold the acorn
I got it
And if the missis hits me?
- Then forgive her - Great!
What are you looking at?
I came to stay the night
I didn't come here to sleep with you
But if it turns out that way - no harm done
I'm not a virgin
And my erogenous zones are...
...here...
...here...
...and here as well
And I may hurt you a bit
- Hurt me?
- Let's just see how it turns out
I know what men like.
It's...
always the same
What's that "man of faith" thing about?
- Nothing really
- There has to be something
Are you shy about it?
- No
I speak words that are not my own
- So you are shy
I thought you're a pagan. With a
pendulum and all that
I guess I was wrong
The people whose words you speak
probably want you to speak them
I think it's high time people started
believeing in someone or something
- Why?
- Just cuz
I believe in you.
You have to pursue this
Think about rituals. And your clothing
And people like religions with names
- What people?
- The ones who're coming here
Wednesday at 3
There's a spot nearby.
You'll know which one
Maybe no one will come.
You've been alone all this time?
Yes
Want to get laid?
I bet you're married.
Is that a problem?
- What's your name?
- Silly Sally
It's nice and bright here
Don't you want to see me?
I do
Show me your stomach
Touch me
That's enough for today - Why?
- Just cuz
I have lots more to show
- My head's throbbing
- Which head? - You know which one
- Good
There'll be no funny business tonight
- Why? - Just cuz
I'm keeping my clothes on, as are you.
And keep your hands to yourself
I'll come back here
- When?
When I do, just pin me to
the doorpost and kiss me
You sleep on this side
I like the light
Our souls come from the light
We were born from the light
From a dazzling light
We're still connected to that light
Like a lightbulb connected to a battery
that grows fainter by the day
And finally it goes out
The light of our souls also needs recharging
We charge it by living lives
full of good deeds and thoughts
So we can return as bright as ever
If a bee spends the day gathering nectar...
...but returns with a sack full of tar...
...he won't get into the hive
He'll buzz around the hive,
"let me in, let me in!"
But he won't get in. He realizes his
mistake, but it's a little too late
And what becomes of him?
- He's left alone and withers and dies
That's right! He's left alone and dies!
And it's the same with us
Our first prayer is a prayer of thanks
We have nothing to ask for,
we've got everything we need
I'll knock 12 times for the light
to hear my gratitude
- Take a seat
- Thanks
Please sit down
What's going on?
- So this is it?
- That's right
- Do you get a lot of visitors?
- Just the local guys
- And what do you talk about?
- I'm the local bringer of faith
- A what?
- A bringer of faith
- I dance for them
- For whom?
For everyone interested in my religion
Want to see me dance?
Take this
Give me a beat
- What kind? - Doesn't matter
Maybe I should sing too? I have no lyrics,
but what about this melody?
What do you think?
Maybe something more melodic?
- It's fine. It suits the dance
It's great to talk to you. Come,
I'll show you the anthill
Don't you want to know about home?
- How is it?
- Great. Tanel has a girlfriend
- Pretty?
- Plain
I better get going
- I'll walk with you
How does the heating system work?
Miku can't figure it out
- Miku?
Yes, he offered to help
It's on automatic
You didn't kiss me on the doorstep
No! It wouldn't be the same
You just couldn't wait
Why was the other night so pathetic?
- Pathetic?
- We were like an old married couple
- You said "no funny business"
You should've known I didn't mean it.
It wasn't the time for gallantry
- Why?
- Just cuz
I was there for your ritual
You made it too complicated and
you didn't say you're a messenger
But your faith was strong
- A messenger?
And you left out the most important thing
A child won't hesitate to throw
a tantrum to get what he wants
But adults are used to giving up
You can have me if you want
Take me!
Or I'll leave
Have your slaves clear up the road!
It's a real motherfucker!
- Good old Pets!
- Hi, Tom
Sweet digs you've got here
I'm sweating like a pig.
I bought this coat especially
Breathable fabric my ass!
Boy what a trip it is to take
the SUV on these roads
I did some sick 180s.
It's pure speed here
Shush! Come listen to this
Now you try it
- How?
- Like it's the door to your sweetheart
- You mean Ester? - It's up to you
Oh, I've got it
Well, was that OK?
Very good
Just lovely
- Anu didn't mention the knocking
- So what did she say?
- Mentioned the anthills
- What else?
- That there are ants and stuff
- Did you know I'm the messenger?
- No, I hadn't heard
- I understand everything
- Really?
- I dance for them
- You don't say
Sounds cool
I better get going
Oh, I almost forgot about this
- What is it?
- I need your signature
- Should I read it?
- If you like
- Give me the gist of it
It just makes business easier.
Since you're never at the office
So I'm giving you my share of the business
for the time being?
Wonderful.
You're a true friend
- Well, you've taught me to be charitable
- That's right
This will only take a second.
Just sign each page
There's also a paragraph about
you being of sound mind
- Great. But first, let's do a dance of thanks
- Why not
I'll knock and you'll dance
So I'll...?
Nope
Yeah
Was that OK?
Thank you.
You're still able to surprise me
Give me a pen
- Of course
Don't you have one?
- I don't think so
Well, that's 10 years down the drain
Fuck
Goddamnit!
It's this fucking new coat!
Can't even find a stupid pen
Fucking cocksucker
Hey, I found one
Are there any women around here?
Yes
That's fucking awesome
300 kroons per week
10 000 kroons per 30 weeks
= lasts for 7 to 8 months
My people are here
Hello good people
Please come in
- We're just dropping by
I'm Leida
Eedu, from the Kuke farm.
My great-grandfather...
Zip it!
- Come in, please
- Yes, I think we will
Look, my late father made this table...
I told you to shut up!
No one cares about your stories
What's the weather forecast like?
- When the swallows start...
- Partially cloudless, variable wind, no rainfall
- So how are you?
- We've been gathering the light
Or was it brightness?
- Either one
- See, I told you...
Quiet!
I've been watching nature shows
- And I've been knocking diligently
- Yes, he's the knocker
It is necessary to knock all the time?
Just in the morning and evening.
But there's never too much
- Is that so?
- I told you so
- But at night?
- At night it's best to sleep
- That's right
- It's good to knock when I can't sleep
People are asking,
when's the next gathering?
- What day is it today?
- It's Sunday
- On Wednesay again
- Great. I'll let them know
Very good
- Why do I have to...
- Go on!
The thing is...
we have a delicate matter to discuss
- Don't beat around the bush!
- You tell him then
You're a very wealthy man
My great-uncle, my mother's uncle...
- Eedu!
What I mean is...
you're a very wealthy man
- What makes you think that?
- We keep our ears open
- The mayor put your name in the engine
- The search engine
And it said - "a very wealthy man,
worth millions"
And then the missis...
me and the missis thought...
...maybe you would be willing to give us...
...spare us...
...about 3000 kroons?
- If it's possible
What did you have in mind?
In mind?
Nothing fancy
We haven't thought that far
- You just want money? - Yes,
if it's not too much trouble - 3000
This is kind of a funny story.
I gave it all away a few days ago.
- Gave it away?
- Millions?
- Yes, millions
- To whom?
- To friends who needed it more
- Then why are you so happy?
Because I'm broke
Can you still give us the 3000?
Yes, I can
Here you go
How about another thousand?
Any more and I won't get through the winter
We...
...better head for home
Yes, don't let me keep you
Wait up!
- How are you?
- Wonderful. And you?
Who are you?
- Rommi
Rommi!
What does Rommi do?
- He's a doctor
- Ear, nose or throat?
- I'm a GP
Want me to open wide?
No, thanks, I'm not working.
Just passing by
I bet you're on a pilgrimage.
So the word's out?
- About what?
- That I'm the messenger
Pets was here
- Yes, I heard you had a blast
That's right. We danced
How is your sense of balance?
Why? You want a piggyback ride?
- Let's try to be civil - Of course,
I wouldn't want to upset the professor
Do you plan to visit the city any time soon?
I can't,
I'm waiting for a message
Maybe we could meet?
Have my card
I'll frame it
Rommi's an excellent doctor.
He has offices overseas
Well done
So what is this about?
Have you thought about getting a divorce?
No, I haven't
- Really?
- Really
I think we should
Great
Rommi!
Where do I sign?
I have my own pen
You've had this pre-approved by a notary?
Impressive
I've never managed to pull that off
And the money?
- Well, you have no use for it here
What if I won't sign?
Then we'll have you declared incompetent
Bravo!
Remember when I kidnapped you?
You were worth it
You never came for those potatoes.
I'm dropping them off myself
It was freezing, so I lit the stove
Don't let it get this way!
Why didn't anybody come?
- No idea
Uugu!
They think you've gone cuckoo
There's talk that you have burned
your money and killed your wife
Go on
No point in listening to a poor sap
But before?
You were rich then
Rich and worth listening to
Rich people know how the world works
I heard what you said about the light
Old Julius used to rant about
something similar
It's pretty useless
Better call someone a good man
or a fine woman
That's more than enough
Go away, Uugu
I understand
When my wife hanged herself,
I wanted to be alone as well
"...what you said about the light..."
"...a good man..."
"...be alone..."
"...Old Julius..."
"...I understand..."
"...my wife hanged herself..."
So...
...you mean to say that...
That I take full responsibility
for that plane crash and...
...want a life sentence
- "Nonsense"
- "Out of his mind"
Honourable Court
There is no record of such a crash
in Estonian airspace
Look, Mr Jaansoo...
...a person cannot control celestial bodies...
...cannot evoke natural disasters
like drought, rain...
Yes he can
If he really believes
There's a limit to our powers
No, there isn't
So you're able to evoke drought and rain?
Yes
Silence, please!
All right
Go ahead
One rain, please
I can't
I'm incapable of it
It's settled then
That's it!
I declare Toomas Jaansoo's case closed
because of my behaviour"
(In a heavy Russian accent)
You better dress up tomorrow!
The news show is doing a story on us!
And you, Jaansoo, wear your suite!
- You mean suit?
- Yes, wear your suit!
"Learn, learn and learn!" - V. I. Lenin
"I got my degree in chemistry,
since it had the least competition"
"Actually, I mostly just horsed around"
"A girl from my class was getting married
and the groom was a real practical joker"
May I have your attention, please?
Here's a little surprise
"The groom really wanted me to kidnap
the bride as a prank"
"So I did"
"And in the end,
the bride chose me over him"
"She became my wife"
I'm just explaining why I want the Honourable
Court to sentence me to life in prison
MINDLESS
"Silence, please"
Please continue
"Then I got a job, doing this and that, until I
partnered up with a friend in the early 90s"
"We started importing cellphones"
"Mostly Nokia"
"We started out with a desk and two chairs..."
- (On the phone) "Toomas speaking"
"...but then came the secretaries, cars,
houses, loans..."
"...leases, deals, real estate, Kenya,
Thailand, New Year's parties in Cuba..."
"...yachts, golf, clubs, platinum cards"
"This went on for 10 years"
"Until I snapped"
Yes, Tom, yes!
Take a look at this
"Toomas Jaansoo - the sole retailer
of Nokia in the Baltic States"
I don't know who you had to
blow for this, but it worked
Hey, how about celebrating tonight?
We could go to a night club
or rent a sauna
- You know Ester won't let you
- What's Ester got to do with it?
We'll only be gone for an hour.
We have reason to celebrate
"What do you mean you 'snapped'?"
I think, at one point, most of us
question the purpose of our lives
For me it was during that elevator ride
What happened in that elevator?
I had always reassured myself that
"it's that one last push"...
...and then I'll really start living my life
This one last project and then...
But what if this "and then" never comes?
Congratulations!
Today, I was in a fitting room
and I looked so ugly
Ugly from the front, ugly from the back.
Tolerable from the side
But it was still really horrible
- Hey!
- Oh, hi Miku!
What's going on?
I'm the sole retailer!
Nokia, Nokia, Nokia!
I'm the king of the Baltics
Over here!
Did I tell you what happened
in a fitting room today?
I looked so ugly!
Ugly from the front, ugly from the back.
Tolerable from the side
But still ugly!
I really wanted these trousers,
they were just my colour
Really well tailored
Who the hell can fit into these?
Even the sales girl thought I was
too fat for these trousers
- She actually said that?
- No, but I could tell by her sneer
They were even bigger than my
usual size, but still didn't fit me
So I bought the smallest size
just to spite her
I think I'll go on a diet
Anu, I have a funny story for you
- Is it dirty?
- Not too dirty
You know I haven't had a real vacation
for almost 10 years?
I know
So I thought...
I've been working really
hard all this time
So I thought I would take
the whole year off
That's a great idea
And I'll go somewhere remote,
by myself. For a year or so
Don't worry about money,
I have it all worked out
And what are you going to do there,
all by yourself?
I don't know.
But I think that...
For the entire year?
That's the plan, but it's not set in stone.
It's not like I'm going to prison
So what do you think?
You'll have to tell Tanel yourself
Tanel
Toomas speaking
You found one?
Yes, but does it have a lake
like we discussed?
I'm on my way
Mr Jaansoo?
Hello, I have just the place for you
- That's great
Follow my car
I see you've already got the car
for these rough roads
So what do you think?
Remote countryside,
3-phase electricity, running water...
...driven well, geothermal heat pump.
It's a genuine ecovillage
What about the lake?
We'll knock down these trees
and make one
Since your property will face
the lake, it will cost extra.
Excuse me.
This is Eco Real Estate
As promised - beautiful surroundings,
800m from the seaside
Ilmaotsa
(the edge of the world)
Which way is the highway?
- Take this road, turn right...
- That road's been closed for ages
- Go past the mill, near the irrigation ditch
- Just take the same road back
Are there any houses for sale
in this area?
Just the one the guy in
the tractor is selling...
...but he's not right in the head
- Shush!
- Don't shush me!
You shouldn't say stuff
like that to a stranger
Lovely weather today!
The day is still young
Do you live around here?
You call this living?
I'd like to buy a place here
- Here?
- Yeah
Ever since my dad's death,
the house has been empty
My wife took off with our
daughter long before
And where is this house?
Just past Asta's place
- Asta who?
- Asta, the late miller's wife
I should have mentioned -
I'm not from around here
- So where are you from?
- Tallinn
Do you know Jaan, the blacksmith?
He did some construction work there
Actually, I think I do
Do you have enough money?
- I have a little
- You won't get far on "a little"
Let's get in the car
We're going to talk business
Nice set of wheels you've got.
I used to drive a T40 tractor
Then the government took it away
and now I'm unemployed
- Can't you get another job?
- Not as a tractor driver
- So what's your place called?
- P??sj?rve (Lakeway)
- So there's a lake?
- Almost on my doorstep
- Is it remote?
- As remote as it gets
How much are you willing to pay?
200 thousand, but I'll need
to see it beforehand
I don't want to rip you off. Let's say
50 thousand and a case of beer?
- It's got a roof, right?
- Evertyhing's shipshape!
You've got the lake for fresh water.
No electricity, inaccessible road
Have the place for tonight and
come find me in the morning
Ask for J?ri, that's me.
Then we'll work out the paperwork
- Why wait that long?
- So you don't want the house?
- No, I still want it. Let's go
- Wait
Ilmaotsa Municipal Office
Thank you, Tiiu
So, P??sj?rve
- Yes
- He has no right to sell this land
- How so?
His pop used to live there, right?
But it's always been municipal land
- Now what?
- Nothing. The deal's off
Can't we work something out?
No
This house doesn't legally exist,
there is no paperwork for it
You'd have to outsmart the system
- But it can be done?
- It's really complicated
- You're top dog around here
- I wouldn't say that
J?ri, have Tiiu make you
a cup of coffee
This is Tanel's father.
Is he there?
Yes, he's here
Tanel, it's your father
Tanel...
I might be going away for a while
OK
Maybe even for the whole year
I'll still send you money.
Twice as much
OK
You can have my car
You'll come visit me?
- Sure
- I can't drive any further
- I see
It's nice and warm here
I'm Uugu.
From the M?eselja farm
I hope it rains
- Why?
- Just planted some potatoes
Oh bugger, I forgot to do that
- There's no electricity
- That's right
My sister lives in Tallinn with her
2 kids. Her husband left them
- It happens
- Yes, it does
They live in a flat on Marksi street
My son works in a laundromat
in Tapa, doing a woman's work
He bought himself a car
- That's nice
That's what I said
My wife hanged herself
- What happened?
- It was just before Christmas
We bought some cheap meat
from Meinart
We were slicing it up for headcheese
and I said to keep the rind
Later I found her hanged in the cellar
There are plenty of mushrooms in the fall.
And you can ask me for potatoes
So what do you do?
Are you some kind of businessman?
I'm a man of faith
This used to be old Julius' place
- J?ri's father?
- That's right
Thanks
Julius once called me a good man
You know what, Uugu?
You are a good man
I should get going
Wake up!
2 AM
So where will we do this?
Here or indoors?
- Do what?
- I'm not sure myself
I brought you some ham
- Thanks. How much is it?
It's token of my gratitude.
A down payment
I'm not sure I understand
Uugu said you really helped him,
turned his life around. I'm Meinart
- What else did he say?
- That you uttered some wise words
Said he'd bring you a sack of potatoes.
So I brought the ham, if that's okay
That's just fine
Let's get started
- Should I take off my shoes?
- Yes, of course
Go ahead and talk
- I don't know what to say
- What do you do?
- Nothing really. Keep some cattle
I have some savings, but not
enough to move to the city
- What's so great about the city?
- Not sure. But there's lots of people
- They don't care if you come or not
- Don't I know it. They couldn't care less
Actually, I don't want to move.
I've stopped wanting anything
My old lady has run out of things
to order from the catalogue
They come by mail, but they're never
as pretty as the picture
I don't want anything. I just work on
my farm and try to get through the day
I've forgotten how to want something.
I feel like nobody needs me
I sold some land and we had money
for awhile
So we'd order trinkets like clocks
and coffee makers
The best part's the waiting and worrying.
And finally you get to unwrap the box
But that's it. And then
you order something else
She really loves it
The rest of the time we watch TV.
And I drink now and again
But sometimes she gets angry and hits me
- Why?
- She can't stand me
She just watches her telenovelas.
Won't even tend to the animals
She only hits me when I'm drunk.
Doesn't like it when I get chatty
- How do you feel about her?
- Can't stand her either, but...
...she used to be a real looker
I can still picture her working
on the collective farm
Her skirt riding up, her hair sweaty
I've never seen a more beautiful woman
I could never hit her back
- You still love her?
- I do
- And your animals?
- I love them as well
- And your piece of land?
- That too
I never thought of it that way
- What else could you want?
That's my problem.
I don't want anything
If you have love, you don't need
to want anything else
- So what should I do?
- Nothing
Just believe that you're happy
- How do I do that?
- Say it out loud
- Right now?
- Yes
- "I'm happy". Like that?
- Say it again
- I am happy
- More boldly
- I am happy
- More loudly
I AM HAPPY!
I AM HAPPY!!
Don't tell anyone about this
- You'll tell them yourself
Are you crazy?
Does this mean I'm happy?
- Yes
Meinart!
Hold onto this acorn until you're home
- Will do
Can I drink sometimes?
- Sometimes. If you hold the acorn
I got it
And if the missis hits me?
- Then forgive her - Great!
What are you looking at?
I came to stay the night
I didn't come here to sleep with you
But if it turns out that way - no harm done
I'm not a virgin
And my erogenous zones are...
...here...
...here...
...and here as well
And I may hurt you a bit
- Hurt me?
- Let's just see how it turns out
I know what men like.
It's...
always the same
What's that "man of faith" thing about?
- Nothing really
- There has to be something
Are you shy about it?
- No
I speak words that are not my own
- So you are shy
I thought you're a pagan. With a
pendulum and all that
I guess I was wrong
The people whose words you speak
probably want you to speak them
I think it's high time people started
believeing in someone or something
- Why?
- Just cuz
I believe in you.
You have to pursue this
Think about rituals. And your clothing
And people like religions with names
- What people?
- The ones who're coming here
Wednesday at 3
There's a spot nearby.
You'll know which one
Maybe no one will come.
You've been alone all this time?
Yes
Want to get laid?
I bet you're married.
Is that a problem?
- What's your name?
- Silly Sally
It's nice and bright here
Don't you want to see me?
I do
Show me your stomach
Touch me
That's enough for today - Why?
- Just cuz
I have lots more to show
- My head's throbbing
- Which head? - You know which one
- Good
There'll be no funny business tonight
- Why? - Just cuz
I'm keeping my clothes on, as are you.
And keep your hands to yourself
I'll come back here
- When?
When I do, just pin me to
the doorpost and kiss me
You sleep on this side
I like the light
Our souls come from the light
We were born from the light
From a dazzling light
We're still connected to that light
Like a lightbulb connected to a battery
that grows fainter by the day
And finally it goes out
The light of our souls also needs recharging
We charge it by living lives
full of good deeds and thoughts
So we can return as bright as ever
If a bee spends the day gathering nectar...
...but returns with a sack full of tar...
...he won't get into the hive
He'll buzz around the hive,
"let me in, let me in!"
But he won't get in. He realizes his
mistake, but it's a little too late
And what becomes of him?
- He's left alone and withers and dies
That's right! He's left alone and dies!
And it's the same with us
Our first prayer is a prayer of thanks
We have nothing to ask for,
we've got everything we need
I'll knock 12 times for the light
to hear my gratitude
- Take a seat
- Thanks
Please sit down
What's going on?
- So this is it?
- That's right
- Do you get a lot of visitors?
- Just the local guys
- And what do you talk about?
- I'm the local bringer of faith
- A what?
- A bringer of faith
- I dance for them
- For whom?
For everyone interested in my religion
Want to see me dance?
Take this
Give me a beat
- What kind? - Doesn't matter
Maybe I should sing too? I have no lyrics,
but what about this melody?
What do you think?
Maybe something more melodic?
- It's fine. It suits the dance
It's great to talk to you. Come,
I'll show you the anthill
Don't you want to know about home?
- How is it?
- Great. Tanel has a girlfriend
- Pretty?
- Plain
I better get going
- I'll walk with you
How does the heating system work?
Miku can't figure it out
- Miku?
Yes, he offered to help
It's on automatic
You didn't kiss me on the doorstep
No! It wouldn't be the same
You just couldn't wait
Why was the other night so pathetic?
- Pathetic?
- We were like an old married couple
- You said "no funny business"
You should've known I didn't mean it.
It wasn't the time for gallantry
- Why?
- Just cuz
I was there for your ritual
You made it too complicated and
you didn't say you're a messenger
But your faith was strong
- A messenger?
And you left out the most important thing
A child won't hesitate to throw
a tantrum to get what he wants
But adults are used to giving up
You can have me if you want
Take me!
Or I'll leave
Have your slaves clear up the road!
It's a real motherfucker!
- Good old Pets!
- Hi, Tom
Sweet digs you've got here
I'm sweating like a pig.
I bought this coat especially
Breathable fabric my ass!
Boy what a trip it is to take
the SUV on these roads
I did some sick 180s.
It's pure speed here
Shush! Come listen to this
Now you try it
- How?
- Like it's the door to your sweetheart
- You mean Ester? - It's up to you
Oh, I've got it
Well, was that OK?
Very good
Just lovely
- Anu didn't mention the knocking
- So what did she say?
- Mentioned the anthills
- What else?
- That there are ants and stuff
- Did you know I'm the messenger?
- No, I hadn't heard
- I understand everything
- Really?
- I dance for them
- You don't say
Sounds cool
I better get going
Oh, I almost forgot about this
- What is it?
- I need your signature
- Should I read it?
- If you like
- Give me the gist of it
It just makes business easier.
Since you're never at the office
So I'm giving you my share of the business
for the time being?
Wonderful.
You're a true friend
- Well, you've taught me to be charitable
- That's right
This will only take a second.
Just sign each page
There's also a paragraph about
you being of sound mind
- Great. But first, let's do a dance of thanks
- Why not
I'll knock and you'll dance
So I'll...?
Nope
Yeah
Was that OK?
Thank you.
You're still able to surprise me
Give me a pen
- Of course
Don't you have one?
- I don't think so
Well, that's 10 years down the drain
Fuck
Goddamnit!
It's this fucking new coat!
Can't even find a stupid pen
Fucking cocksucker
Hey, I found one
Are there any women around here?
Yes
That's fucking awesome
300 kroons per week
10 000 kroons per 30 weeks
= lasts for 7 to 8 months
My people are here
Hello good people
Please come in
- We're just dropping by
I'm Leida
Eedu, from the Kuke farm.
My great-grandfather...
Zip it!
- Come in, please
- Yes, I think we will
Look, my late father made this table...
I told you to shut up!
No one cares about your stories
What's the weather forecast like?
- When the swallows start...
- Partially cloudless, variable wind, no rainfall
- So how are you?
- We've been gathering the light
Or was it brightness?
- Either one
- See, I told you...
Quiet!
I've been watching nature shows
- And I've been knocking diligently
- Yes, he's the knocker
It is necessary to knock all the time?
Just in the morning and evening.
But there's never too much
- Is that so?
- I told you so
- But at night?
- At night it's best to sleep
- That's right
- It's good to knock when I can't sleep
People are asking,
when's the next gathering?
- What day is it today?
- It's Sunday
- On Wednesay again
- Great. I'll let them know
Very good
- Why do I have to...
- Go on!
The thing is...
we have a delicate matter to discuss
- Don't beat around the bush!
- You tell him then
You're a very wealthy man
My great-uncle, my mother's uncle...
- Eedu!
What I mean is...
you're a very wealthy man
- What makes you think that?
- We keep our ears open
- The mayor put your name in the engine
- The search engine
And it said - "a very wealthy man,
worth millions"
And then the missis...
me and the missis thought...
...maybe you would be willing to give us...
...spare us...
...about 3000 kroons?
- If it's possible
What did you have in mind?
In mind?
Nothing fancy
We haven't thought that far
- You just want money? - Yes,
if it's not too much trouble - 3000
This is kind of a funny story.
I gave it all away a few days ago.
- Gave it away?
- Millions?
- Yes, millions
- To whom?
- To friends who needed it more
- Then why are you so happy?
Because I'm broke
Can you still give us the 3000?
Yes, I can
Here you go
How about another thousand?
Any more and I won't get through the winter
We...
...better head for home
Yes, don't let me keep you
Wait up!
- How are you?
- Wonderful. And you?
Who are you?
- Rommi
Rommi!
What does Rommi do?
- He's a doctor
- Ear, nose or throat?
- I'm a GP
Want me to open wide?
No, thanks, I'm not working.
Just passing by
I bet you're on a pilgrimage.
So the word's out?
- About what?
- That I'm the messenger
Pets was here
- Yes, I heard you had a blast
That's right. We danced
How is your sense of balance?
Why? You want a piggyback ride?
- Let's try to be civil - Of course,
I wouldn't want to upset the professor
Do you plan to visit the city any time soon?
I can't,
I'm waiting for a message
Maybe we could meet?
Have my card
I'll frame it
Rommi's an excellent doctor.
He has offices overseas
Well done
So what is this about?
Have you thought about getting a divorce?
No, I haven't
- Really?
- Really
I think we should
Great
Rommi!
Where do I sign?
I have my own pen
You've had this pre-approved by a notary?
Impressive
I've never managed to pull that off
And the money?
- Well, you have no use for it here
What if I won't sign?
Then we'll have you declared incompetent
Bravo!
Remember when I kidnapped you?
You were worth it
You never came for those potatoes.
I'm dropping them off myself
It was freezing, so I lit the stove
Don't let it get this way!
Why didn't anybody come?
- No idea
Uugu!
They think you've gone cuckoo
There's talk that you have burned
your money and killed your wife
Go on
No point in listening to a poor sap
But before?
You were rich then
Rich and worth listening to
Rich people know how the world works
I heard what you said about the light
Old Julius used to rant about
something similar
It's pretty useless
Better call someone a good man
or a fine woman
That's more than enough
Go away, Uugu
I understand
When my wife hanged herself,
I wanted to be alone as well
"...what you said about the light..."
"...a good man..."
"...be alone..."
"...Old Julius..."
"...I understand..."
"...my wife hanged herself..."
So...
...you mean to say that...
That I take full responsibility
for that plane crash and...
...want a life sentence
- "Nonsense"
- "Out of his mind"
Honourable Court
There is no record of such a crash
in Estonian airspace
Look, Mr Jaansoo...
...a person cannot control celestial bodies...
...cannot evoke natural disasters
like drought, rain...
Yes he can
If he really believes
There's a limit to our powers
No, there isn't
So you're able to evoke drought and rain?
Yes
Silence, please!
All right
Go ahead
One rain, please
I can't
I'm incapable of it
It's settled then
That's it!
I declare Toomas Jaansoo's case closed