Mickey's House of Villains (2001) - full transcript

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

[OWL HOOTS]

[CHIMES TINKLE]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[CAR HORNS HONKING]

[THUNDER]

[LOUD CRASH]

[CHIMES TINKLE]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

[WIND WHISTLES]

OH, BOY!
TRICK OR TREAT!



TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO
GO OUT AND SCARE EVERYBODY.

YOU?
SCARE EVERYBODY?

DONALD...

ON A SCARE-O-METER,

YOU'RE BARELY A SQUEAL.

YEP. SHE'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO FRIGHTEN ANYONE

DRESSED UP LIKE
A BIG RED BUNNY.

BUNNY?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

[APPLAUSE]

HUH. THERE'S SEEMS TO BE

AN AWFUL LOT OF VILLAINS
HERE TONIGHT.

AW, RELAX, MINNIE.
IT'S HALLOWEEN.



I'M SURE THEY'RE NOT
UP TO ANY TRICKS. HA HA!

Cruella: OH, HALLOWEEN
AT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE.

ALL TREATS AND NO TRICKS.

IF THIS WERE MY HOUSE,
I'D RUN THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

ADD A SPLASH OF EVIL?

PILLAGE AND PLUNDER?

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

EVERY YEAR
IT'S THE SAME THING--

ALL TALK AND NO PLAY.

WHAT A BUNCH
OF DULL VILLAINS.

WELL, THIS YEAR
WILL BE DIFFERENT.

I'VE GOT A TRICK
FOR MICKEY MOUSE,

BUT YOU'LL ALL HAVE
TO WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT.

[LAUGHS]

WHOO!

IT'S A HOUSEKETEER
HALLOWEEN,

SO GRAB YOUR GARLIC
AND GET SET

FOR AMERICA'S
MOST HAUNTED.

HE'S COUNT MICKEY MOUSE.

[APPLAUSE]

VELCOME. VELCOME,
MY CHILDREN.

HA! OH, BOY!
I LOVE HALLOWEEN.

LOTS OF HAUNTED HAPPENINGS
AROUND TOWN.

WHY, CHERNOBOG
THREW A BIG PARTY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY
TO GET TO HIS HOUSE.

JUST MAKE A RIGHT
ON BALD MOUNTAIN.

HA HA HA!

IT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.

WHY, I EVEN SAW HADES.

HE WAS REALLY
PAINTING THE TOWN DEAD.

HA. LOVE THAT.

HEY, I ALSO HEARD
THERE'S A BIG SHINDIG

OVER AT
THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD.

IT'S B.Y.O.B.--

HA HA!
BRING YOUR OWN BONES.

[CACKLES]

AND NOW
LET'S START OFF THE FUN

WITH THIS TRICKY
HALLOWEEN TALE.

[APPLAUSE]

[BELL TOLLING]

[CACKLING]

[WAGGING TONGUE]
BOO!

[RINGING BELL]

[SCREECHING]

[CACKLES]

BOO.

[SCREECHING]

[WHOOSH]

[GASPS]
AAH!

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

Hazel: WHAT MANNER
OF GHOUL IS THIS?

[QUACKING TO TUNE
OF "TRICK OR TREAT"]

[BUZZES]

UH-OH.
THE BOYS.

[QUACKS]

HEH HEH HEH.

HELLO, BOYS.

TRICK OR TREAT.

AH. FOR YOU...

AND YOU AND YOU.

THANK YOU, UNCLE DONALD.

[BANGING]

[BEELZEBUB NEIGHS]

WHOA, BEELZEBUB. WHOA.

STEADY THERE, OLD BOY.

[DONALD LAUGHS]

NOW HERE'S
YOUR TREAT.

[SPLASH]

[LAUGHS]

SO LONG, BOYS.

[SLAMS]

OH, BLESS THEIR LITTLE
BLACK HEARTS.

I SAW THE WHOLE
THING, KIDS.

DOWN, BEELZEBUB.
DOWN, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

OH, LOOK, A REAL WITCH.

OH, JOY!

THOU DO BELIEVETH
IN WITCHES.

JUST FOR THAT, I'LL
HELP THEE GET THY CANDY.

UH-OH.
ANOTHER ONE.

[LAUGHS]

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

MY NAME, SIR, IS HAZEL.

WITCH HAZEL, THAT IS.

OH, YEAH?

[SQUEAK, BOING]

[SPLASH]

[DONALD LAUGHS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

THAT QUACKING ROGUE

IS TOUGHER
THAN I THOUGHT.

NOW COME HERE, BOYS.

I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

I NEED SOME VERY
GRUESOME INGREDIENTS--

A CAULDRON
OF SWAMP WATER...

DOUBLE, DOUBLE
TOIL AND TROUBLE.

FIRE BURN,
AND CAULDRON BUBBLE.

EYE OF NEEDLE,
TONGUE OF SHOE,

HAND OF CLOCK
THAT POINTS AT 2:00.

THIS IS THE REAL THING,
YOU KNOW.

RIGHT OUT OF SHAKESPEARE.

NECK OF BOTTLE,
TAIL OF COAT...

UH...

WHISKERS
FROM THE BILLY GOAT.

[CACKLES]

HERE YOU ARE, HAZEL.

UHH! REPULSIVE.

[SLIDE WHISTLE]

[BOOM]

[CACKLES]

DELIGHTFULLY
GRUESOME REACTION.

[SMACKS LIPS]

[BANGING]

[SLIDE WHISTLE]

[GARGLING] KIDS,
THIS STUFF'S LOADED.

[POTION SLURPS]

OH, BOY!

[BEELZEBUB NEIGHS]

OH, BOY, THIS IS FUN!

[HAZEL CACKLES]

WHAT IN THE HECK IS THAT?

ATTABOY, BEELZEBUB!

OH, BOY!

OH, I DON'T
BELIEVE IT.

Chorus:
* TRICK OR TREAT

* TRICK OR TREAT

* TRICK OR TREAT
FOR HALLOWEEN *

* WHEN THE PUMPKIN SHELLS
CAST EVIL SPELLS *

[MOANING]
WHOA! OHH!

* YOUR LITTLE WHITE HOUSE
TURNS GREEN *

* YOUR LITTLE WHITE HOUSE
TURNS GREEN *

THIS IS TOO--

Man: * EVERY POST
IS A GHOST *

Chorus: * IF YOU GOT
A WITCH'S BREW *

* AND IF YOU WANT
YOUR GATE TO CIRCULATE *

* HO, HO, WE CAN
DO THAT, TOO *

* TRICK OR TREAT,
TRICK OR TREAT *

* TRICK OR TREAT,
TRICK OR TREAT *

* TRICK OR TREAT
FOR HALLOWEEN *

* WHEN GHOSTS AND GOBLINS
BY THE SCORE *

* RING THE BELL
ON YOUR FRONT DOOR *

* YOU BETTER NOT BE
STINGY *

* OR YOUR NIGHTMARES
WILL COME TRUE *

[POOF]

NOW, ARE YOU GOING
TO TREAT...

OR NOT?

OH, Y-YES, MA'AM.
RIGHT AWAY.

OH, MY GOODNESS.
GHOSTS AND GOBLINS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

KIDS, THIS PIGEON'S
A PUSHOVER.

PUSHOVER?

OH, YEAH?

[LOCKS]

EH...

THE KEY.

[GULP]

[KEY FALLS,
CLATTERS]

[LAUGHS]

MM-HMM.

I JUST BEEN A-ITCHIN'
TO CAST A SPELL ON YOU.

[RUSTLES]

HOCUS POCUS,
MAGIC SHOWER.

PUT HIS FEET
WITHIN MY POWER.

[SNARE DRUM PLAYS]

[XYLOPHONE GLISSANDO]

[VIBRAPHONE PLAYS]

HEY, WHAT WAS
THAT STUFF?

FEET...

[VIBRAPHONE PLAYS]

Hazel:
KICK OUT THAT KEY.

[DRUMS PLAYING]

YIPPEE!
LOOK AT HIM DANCE!

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

[BANJO PLAYING]

* OH, DANCE WITH YOUR FEET
JUST AS FAST AS YOU CAN *

* NOW FLIP 'EM
LIKE A FLAPJACK IN A PAN *

* OH, A-HOPPIN' AND A-JUMPIN'
LIKE A FLEA ON A GRIDDLE *

* THE KEY FOR THE DOOR
IS THE KEY FOR THE VITTLES *

[MUSICAL CLANGING]

[PANS CLATTER]
OW!

* DO-SI-DO,
NOW MIND THE RULES *

* WITH YOUR OLD FLAT FEET
JUST A-KICKIN' LIKE MULES *

[GRUNTING]

* OH, PROMENADE
A-WAY OUT WEST *

* THAT'S WHERE THE CACTUS
GROWS THE BEST *

YAAH!
[CLINK]

* NOW SWING DOWN SOUTH
AND TURN ON THE HEAT *

[POTS AND PANS
CLANGING MUSICALLY]

STOP!

* NOW END THE DANCE
AND TAKE YOUR SEAT *

OUCH!
[CLATTERS]

NOTHING TO IT.

Donald:
OH, YEAH?

NYAH!

NOW YOU'VE MADE
OLD HAZEL MAD.

I'LL CAST A SPELL
THAT'S DOUBLE GRIM.

SMASH THAT DOOR DOWN,
FEET...WITH HIM.

GET OUT.
NO, YOU DON'T.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

[BANGING]

OHH...

THIS HURTS ME
WORSE THAN IT DOES YOU.

NOW TAKE
A LONGER START--

ABOUT A MILE OR TWO!

GET READY, KIDS.
HERE HE COMES.

AAH!

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

[CRASH]

[METAL CLATTERS]

[FANFARE]

Hazel: I THOUGHT
HE'D LISTEN TO REASON.

HOORAY FOR UNCLE DONALD.

I WON'T DO IT.

[THWACK, CLUNK]

COME, BEELZEBUB.
IT'S NEARLY DAWN.

[WHOOSH]

YES, I MUSTN'T BE LATE.
GOODNESS, ME.

GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, KIDS.

GOOD-BYE, HAZEL.

BYE-BYE.

Chorus: * SO WHEN
GHOSTS AND GOBLINS *

* BY THE SCORE

* RING YOUR BELL
OR POUND YOUR DOOR *

* BETTER NOT BE STINGY

* OR YOUR NIGHTMARES
WILL COME TRUE *

BOO!

[APPLAUSE]

[HONKING]

OH, BOY.
SOMEBODY TO SCARE.

BOO!

[ROARS]

WHOA!

HALLOWEEN TREATS
CAN BE REALLY SPOOKY,

LIKE MECHANICAL HOUSES
THAT ACT KIND OF KOOKY.

SO, SIT BACK, RELAX,
AND LET'S TAKE A LOOKIE.

[APPLAUSE]

Narrator:
IN A HUMBLE LITTLE HOUSE

THAT NEEDED SOME PAINT

LIVED A TIRED MICKEY MOUSE
TRYING TO SLEEP...

BUT HE CAIN'T.

YOU SEE, THE PROBLEMS
WERE PLENTY

IN THIS HOUSE
THAT HE HAD.

THE ROOF ALWAYS CREAKED,

AND THE DRAFTS,
THEY WERE BAD.

THE FURNACE TURNED ON
WITH A CLATTER AND CLUNK,

MAKING PIPES SPUTTER, STEAM,
RATTLE, AND PLUNK.

WITH A SLAP AND A BANG,
THE SHUTTERS DID SLAM.

THIS NOISE,
IT CONTINUED AD NAUSEAM.

HE ROLLED AND HE TOSSED

UNDER HIS PILLOW
AND SHEETS.

POOR MICKEY
WAS WISHING, THE SOUNDS,

THEY WOULD CEASE.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS RACKET
ANOTHER NIGHT LONGER.

I THOUGHT THAT I COULD,

BUT I COULDN'T BE
WRONGER.

Narrator: HE THREW OFF
HIS BLANKETS

AND SLUNK TO THE SINK.

PERHAPS I'LL FEEL
BETTER AFTER A DRINK.

BUT THE WATER CAME OUT
IN A WAY UNEXPECTED.

IT SPRAYED FROM THE DRAIN
IN HIS FACE, MISDIRECTED.

HE WIPED OFF HIS MUG
IN ANGRY DEFEAT.

THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.
MY DECISION'S COMPLETE.

I'M FED UP WITH CLANKING,
KER-SLAMMING, AND SQUEAKING.

THE WHISTLING AND KNOCKING
AND ROOF ALWAYS CREAKING.

POOR MICKEY WAS IRKED--

A BIT PEEVED,
YOU MIGHT SAY.

HIS MIND WAS MADE UP
THAT HE MUST MOVE AWAY.

SO, HE GATHERED HIS THINGS
AND EMPTIED EACH DRAWER.

THE LAST THING HE DID
WAS LOCK THE FRONT DOOR.

THEN PLUTO AND HE MARCHED
UP THE NEXT STREET,

WHERE NEW HOUSES STOOD
ALL SPIFFY AND NEAT.

HE FOUND A NICE DWELLING
THAT DREW HIS ATTENTION

WITH AUTOMATIC DEVICES
OF THE LATEST INVENTION.

THIS HOUSE IS ELECTRIC.

SAID THE SALESMAN
WITH PRIDE.

IF YOU PUSH
THIS RED BUTTON,

YOU'LL TRAVEL INSIDE.

Narrator: WITH THE FLICK
OF A SWITCH

AND THE PULL OF A LEVER,

THE HOUSE,
IT TRANSFORMED.

THIS IS REALLY
QUITE CLEVER.

THE DESIGN'S ERGONOMIC--
FOR COMFORT, YOU SEE.

GRINNED THE SALESMAN
AS HE PUSHED

BUTTONS 1, 2, AND 3.

Mickey: [MUFFLED]
THE FURNITURE FOLDS

RIGHT INTO THE WALL.

IT MAKES A GREAT SHORTCUT
INTO THE HALL.

THIS KITCHEN IS SPARKLING.

IT'S SYNTHETIC STEEL.

THERE'S EVEN A ROBOT
WHO CAN COOK YOU A MEAL.

BUT HOW WILL THE FLOORS HERE
ALL STAY SO CLEAN?

SHOULD DUST EVER SETTLE,
THERE'S A VACUUM MACHINE.

ARE THERE SHUTTERS THAT BANG,
SLAP, RATTLE, OR SLAM?

NOT A ONE, NOT A BIT,
NOT AT ALL, MY GOOD MAN.

I'LL TAKE THIS NEW HOUSE.

Narrator:
SAID MICKEY WITH ZEAL.

AFTER ESCROW AND CLOSING,
THE CONTRACT WAS SEALED.

THIS NEWFANGLED HOUSE
IS NOW WHERE I'LL STAY.

HE THEN THANKED
THE SALESMAN

AND SENT HIM AWAY.

SO, MICKEY SETTLED BACK
IN HIS MODERN RECLINER

WITH BUTTONS GALORE.

AH, WHAT COULD BE FINER?

WHATEVER HE WANTED
WAS HIS RIGHT AWAY.

WITH A TOUCH OF A BUTTON,
HE GOT A SNACK TRAY.

HIS CHAIR, IT RECLINED
AND RUBBED HIS BACK SO,

THEN ON CAME SOME MUSIC
AND DIMMED THE LIGHTS LOW.

SAID MICKEY WITH A YAWN,

AS HE SCRATCHED
ON HIS HEAD...

OH, IT'S TIME FOR A BATH,

AND THEN
I'LL TODDLE TO BED.

HE PRESSED
THE RED BUTTON

AND ROLLED
ACROSS THE FLOOR.

HIS CHAIR WENT UPSTAIRS

THROUGH THE NEW
BATHROOM DOOR.

WITH A SPLASH AND A SPLUNK,
THE BRUSHES DID CLEAN.

WHAT A WONDERFUL THING,
THIS BATHING MACHINE.

SPECIAL ARMS
THEN CONVEYED HIM

OFF TO HIS BED

AND TUCKED HIM IN GENTLY,

THEN A STORY WAS READ.

MICKEY WAS COZY,
ALL SNUGGLED UP TIGHT,

BUT HE TOSSED
AND HE TURNED

AS HIS THOUGHTS
DID EXCITE

OF BUTTONS AND SWITCHES
AND MOVEABLE STAIRS,

COMPUTER CONTROLS
ON RECLINING CHAIRS.

THERE'S SO MANY THINGS
IN THIS HOUSE WITH TO PLAY.

I WANT TO STAY UP.
I'LL JUST SLEEP IN THE DAY.

HE LEAPT FROM HIS COVERS
AND SLID PAST THE CLOCK.

HE FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
BUT DISCOVERED IT BLOCKED.

THERE STOOD THE ROBOT.
ITS FINGER, IT WAGGED.

BEFORE MICKEY KNEW IT,

BY THE SEAT,
HE WAS GRABBED.

THIS JUST ISN'T RIGHT.
I DON'T NEED A REST.

I WANT TO GET UP.
STOP BEING A PEST.

Narrator:
MICKEY SCAMPERED AWAY,

HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR THE DOOR,

BUT THE ROBOT WAS FAST

AND STOPPED HIM
ONCE MORE.

BEDTIME IS FINE,
BUT THIS IS MY HOUSE.

YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY.

DON'T CHEESE OFF
THIS MOUSE.

Narrator: SO, HE TURNED
AND HE CLIMBED

OUT OF THE OPEN WINDOW

AND SNUCK AWAY QUIETLY
ON TIPPY TIPTOE.

BUT LITTLE DID HE THINK
THAT OUT IN THE BACK

THE ROBOT WAS WAITING
FOR ANOTHER ATTACK.

Mickey:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

I'LL TAKE THIS
NO MORE.

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH,
GET READY FOR WAR.

[CLANK]

[BOING, WHOOSH]

A BUCKET OF WATER--
THAT'S JUST THE RIGHT THING.

WHEN THE ROBOT COMES IN,
I'LL PULL ON THE STRING.

Narrator:
MICKEY READIED HIS PLAN

WITH HIS OWN LITTLE TRAP.

THE ROBOT CAME IN,
AND THEN WITH A SNAP,

THE BUCKET TIPPED OVER
AND WATER CAME OUT.

IT SPLASHED, AND IT SOAKED HIM
COMPLETELY THROUGHOUT.

HE SPARKED AND HE FIZZED,
THAT MAN MADE OF STEEL.

HE JOLTED AND VOLTED
AND BEGAN TO UNREEL.

ELECTRICITY SURGED
IN THE HOUSE ALL ABOUT,

ZAPPING THE CIRCUITS
AND SHORTING THEM OUT.

FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE
WAS FLUNG IN THE AIR.

IT SPLATTERED
AND SPATTED

IN THE POOR MOUSE'S HAIR.

HE DUCKED
AND HE DODGED,

BUT HE COULD NOT ESCAPE.

THE JELLY THAT HIT HIM
WAS CHERRY, NOT GRAPE.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

BACK INTO THE BATH,
HE WAS DRAGGED VERY QUICK

AND REPEATEDLY SCRUBBED
WITH A SOAP ON A STICK.

ALL SUDSY AND WET,
MICKEY MOUSE TRIED TO FLEE,

BUT THE VACUUM WAS NOW
ON A HOUSECLEANING SPREE.

THE HOSES, THEY SWUNG,

THEY FLAILED,
AND THEY SUCKED.

THE BRUSHES WHOOSHED PAST
FORCING MICKEY TO DUCK.

HE GRABBED UP A LAMP
AND BEGAN TO FIGHT BACK,

BUT RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT,
THE RECLINER ATTACKED.

MECHANICAL HANDS
SQUEEZED HIM UP TIGHT,

BUT MICKEY WAS VALIANT--
HE PUT UP A FIGHT.

WHEN THINGS
LOOKED THEIR BLEAKEST,

AND ALL HOPE SEEMED LOST,

MICKEY PICKED UP THE CHAIR
AND GAVE IT A TOSS.

IT HIT THE CONTROLS
AND SMASHED THEM TO BITS.

THE BUTTONS, THEY FLASHED
AND FLICKERED IN FITS.

MICKEY SPOTTED HIS CHANCE
TO GET SAFELY AWAY.

HE SNATCHED UP HIS DOG,
AND THEN HE DID SAY...

THIS PLACE IS A MONSTER,
NOT WHAT I'D CALL HOME.

Narrator: HE WATCHED
THAT NEW HOUSE

SHAKE, SPUTTER, AND GROAN.

IT FELL WITH A CRASH

IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.

HE TURNED TO HIS PUP
AND SAID...

GLAD
WE WEREN'T IN IT.

Narrator:
DEJECTED AND SAD,

THEY BOTH STRODE AWAY,

MICKEY AND PLUTO,

WITH NOWHERE TO STAY.

THE RAYS OF THE MORNING
ADDED SUNLIGHT,

GREETING MICKEY MOUSE

WITH A WARM, FRIENDLY
SIGHT.

A LITTLE WOOD HOUSE
THAT NEEDED SOME PAINT.

IT WASN'T QUITE PERFECT,

BUT STILL,
IT WAS GREAT.

AW, WE COULD STAY HERE
JUST FOR A WHILE.

SAID MICKEY TO PLUTO
WITH A WRY LITTLE SMILE.

LATER THAT NIGHT,
ALL WARM IN HIS BED,

MICKEY MOUSE SNUGGLED UP
AS SLEEP CAME TO HIS HEAD.

THE FURNACE, IT CLANKED.

IT RATTLED AND SHOCKED.

THE SHUTTERS FLEW BACK.

THEY SLAMMED,
AND THEY KNOCKED.

THE WIND,
IT DID WHISTLE,

ROUND THE CHIMNEY
IT MOANED,

BUT MICKEY DIDN'T STIR,

BECAUSE
HE KNEW HE WAS HOME.

[APPLAUSE]

[CLANKING]

[DONALD LAUGHS]

WE'VE GOT
OUR EYE ON YOU.

[LAUGHS]

AW, PHOOEY.
I'LL NEVER BE SCARY.

DONALD MAY BE TRYING
TO SCARE EVERYBODY,

BUT HERE'S A STORY WHERE
HE GETS SPOOKED HIMSELF.

Narrator:
THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION

WILL DEMONSTRATE
HOW TO HAUNT THE LIVING.

BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN,
ONE MUST BE...

Goofy: [SCREAMS] YAAH!
HOO HOO HOO HOOEY!

[CRASH]

Narrator: NOT LIVING.

[HUMMING]

Narrator: THE FINE
SPECIMEN OBSERVED HERE

IS COMMONLY KNOWN
AS A GHOST.

GHOST?

WHERE?

Narrator:
WHY, YOU, MY FRIEND.

ME?

YES, YOU HAVE JUST
JOINED THE RANKS

OF THE SUPERNATURAL.

OH, WELL,
THAT EXPLAINS

WHAT ALL THAT RACKET
WAS OUT THERE.

HA HA HA!
HEY!

I'M NOT READY TO BE
DEARLY DEPARTED.

Narrator:
DON'T YOU WORRY.

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.

JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU
TO DEMONSTRATE...

[THUNDER]

STEP ONE--

FINDING THE RIGHT HOUSE

IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION,
LOCATION, LOCATION.

AND WHAT BETTER PLACE
TO LOOK

THAN THE CLASSIFIED ADS?

LET'S SEE HERE.

Goofy: "CREAKING
HARDWOOD FLOORS,

"FOG-ENSHROUDED
BREAKFAST NOOK,

INFORMAL DYING ROOM."

[GUFFAWS] PERFECT!

* OH, A-HAUNTIN'
I WILL GO *

* A-HAUNTIN'
I WILL GO *

* HI, HO, THE MERRY-O

OOP.

[SCRAPE, SCRAPE]

* A-HAUNTIN'
I WILL GO *

Narrator: STEP TWO--

HAUNTEE NUMBER ONE
IS A LIKEABLE MOUSE

AND POPULAR AMERICAN ICON.

OH, GOSH, I'M SCARED.

Narrator: HAUNTEE
NUMBER 2 IS A COW

WHO'S A REAL MOO-VER
AND SHAKER.

I'M SCARED, TOO.

Narrator: AND FINALLY,
HAUNTEE NUMBER 3

IS A HOT-HEADED DUCK
WHO'S A REAL QUACK-UP.

AW, PHOOEY.
NOTHING SCARES ME.

[GUFFAWS]

I KNOW WHO
I'M GOING TO PICK ON.

HUH?

Narrator: STEP 3--

NOTHING
IS QUITE CREEPIER

THAN THE CREAKY FRONT DOOR

WHICH OPENS
ALL BY ITSELF.

[SPITS]

[XYLOPHONE
PLAYS]

HERE GOES.

[DOOR CREAKS]

OH, AUTOMATIC DOORS.
HOW CONVENIENT.

HMM.

Narrator:
HAVING SUCCESSFULLY

CREEPED YOUR INTENDED
HAUNTEE OUT,

YOU'RE NOW READY FOR...

STEP 4--

WITH AN ORDINARY BEDSHEET
CAREFULLY DRAPED OVER YOU,

SNEAK ABOUT
IN A MENACING MANNER.

OW! OOH!

HIT MY HAND! OUCH!

OH! OH!

HEY! OOH!

WHOOPS!

OUCH!

Narrator: CONTINUE THIS
MACABRE DANCE OF THE DEAD

AND WATCH
AS PANIC AND TERROR

WASH OVER YOUR VICTIM.

Goofy: YAHOO!

[THUD]

Narrator:
THIS METHOD OF HAUNTING

IS ONLY MADE POSSIBLE

BY THE UNIQUE EYEHOLES

THAT HAVE BEEN CUT
IN THE SHEET.

EYEHOLES?
NOW YOU TELL ME.

Narrator: STEP 5--

EVERYONE IS AFRAID
OF THE DARK.

USE THIS KNOWLEDGE TO
YOUR HAUNTING ADVANTAGE.

[CLAPS]

[FIZZLE, SNAP]

OH, THIS IS
GETTING SILLY.

[SPLASH]

Narrator: STEP 6--

AHH...

PEACE AND QUIET.

Narrator: A GHOST HAS
A WIDE ARRAY OF SCARY SOUNDS

WITH WHICH TO FRIGHTEN
THEIR UNWITTING VICTIM.

[MOANING]
BOO!

OHH!

[GARGLING]
OHH!

OOH!

[CRASHING]

[ACCORDION GLISSANDOS]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[BABY WAILING]

[BEEPING]

I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT.

[READS TITLE ALOUD]

[SNORING]

AH MA MA MA MA MA MA.

OH, COME ON.

I'M TIRED
OF BEING A GHOST.

HEY, DONALD,
WAKE UP.

[YAWNING]
AH!

WHAT? WAAH!

A GHOST!

[WHOOSH]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[POOF]
BUT, DONALD--

AAH! NO!
GET AWAY!

[CAR SCREECHES AWAY]

[CRASH]

SORRY, DONALD.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT I'M A GHOST.

[GUFFAWS] AND NOW
YOU ARE, TOO.

WHY, YOU LITTLE--

NOW, NOW,
SETTLE DOWN, DONALD.

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.

Narrator: THAT'S RIGHT.

JUST LONG ENOUGH
TO DEMONSTRATE...

BEGIN THE END

BY CHASING EACH OTHER
INTO THE DISTANCE,

THEN SCREAM COMICALLY...

Goofy: YAAH!
HOO HOO HOO HOOEY!

[CRASH]

[CAT SCREECHES]

FOLLOWED BY AN IRIS OUT.

[GUFFAWS]

[THUNDER]

EVERYBODY KNOWS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

TO REALLY BE AFRAID OF
ON HALLOWEEN,

AND THAT'S GHOSTS--

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE
THE LONESOME GHOSTS.

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SHUTTERS CLACKING]

[CLOCK CHIMING]

[LOUD YAWN]

AH! WE DON'T HAVE
NO FUN NO MORE.

NO. NOBODY AROUND HERE
TO SCARE.

HUH! WE SCARED 'EM
ALL AWAY!

I GUESS WE'RE TOO GOOD!
HA HA HA!

HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA.

GET A LOAD OF THIS,
FELLAS!

HA HA HA!

Ghost: "NOTICE.

"WE EXTERMINATE ALL
KINDS OF GHOSTS.

DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE."

[ALL LAUGHING]

WISE GUYS! LET'S
GET 'EM OVER HERE.

AND HAVE SOME FUN
WITH THEM.

WE'LL SCARE THE PANTS
OFF OF 'EM!

[ALL CACKLE]

[RING RING RING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[ALL SNORING]

[RING]

QUACK-QUA-QUA-QUA--

[RING]

THE TELEPHONE!

THE TELEPHONE!

THE TELEPHONE?

[RING]

HELLO?
HELLO?

HELLO?
HELLO?

Goofy: HELLO?
Mickey: HELLO?

[IMITATING A WOMAN]
DO YOU CHASE GHOSTS?

DO WE CHASE GHOSTS?

Y-Y-YES, MA'AM--

YES, SIR!
I'LL SAY WE DO!

WELL...

THIS HOUSE IS
FULL OF GHOSTS.

LISTEN.

WHAA-AH-AH-AH!

HA HA HA-AAH!

YA-HA-HA-HA!

YA-HAH-HAH-HAH!

[WOMAN'S VOICE]
COME QUICK.

Ghost: THE OLD
McSHIVER MANSION.

OK. WE'LL BE
RIGHT OVER.

OH, BOY!
A CUSTOMER!

A CUSTOMER!

A CUSTOMER?

HEY, FELLAS,
HERE THEY COME.

WHA-HAH-HAH-HA!

THIS OUGHTA BE
A CINCH. LOOK AT THEM!

WHOO-HAH-HAH!

HAH-HA-HA!

[KNOCKS]

[BANGS]

WE'RE FROM THE AJAX
GHOST EXTERMINATOR...

COMPANY.

WAAH! WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

SHH!

[DOOR CREAKS]

[OBJECTS CLATTER]

OUCH!

Ghosts:
BOO HOO HAH!

GHOSTS.

GHOSTS.

G-G-GHOSTS?

WE'LL SEPARATE...

AND SURROUND THEM.

HA HA HA!

WHOO HOO AHH!

[BOING BOING]

[FLUTES AND DRUMS PLAYING]

[TAPPING]

[MOTOR BOAT HUMS]

[SLIDE WHISTLE]

Ghost: HA HA HA!

HAH HAH HAH!

AAH!

HA HA HA!

AAH!

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

WHO DID THAT?
WHO DID THAT?

UH-OH.

WAAH!

COME OUT
AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

YOU GUYS HEAR ME?
COME ON! FIGHT!

SO...

I GOT HIM!

OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
OH, BOY. OH, BOY!

[CYMBAL CRASH]

WELL, I'LL BE
A SON OF A GUN!

WABBA-WABBA-WABBA!

HA HA HA HA!

[CLANK]

WHAT KIND OF A PLACE
IS THIS?

THEY CAN'T
DO THAT TO ME!

THAT'S A FINE
HOW-DO-YOU-DO!

OH...I'M BRAVE.

AH-HAH!
BUT I'M CAREFUL.

[BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG!]

AH-HAH!

I AIN'T-A SCARED
OF NO GHOSTS.

HAH HAH HAH HAH.

[TAPS]

[CLANG CLANG CLANG
CLANG CLANG CLANG]

AH-HYUCK!

FOR A MOMENT, I...

I THOUGHT
IT WASN'T ME.

HAH HAH HAH HAH!

SOMETHIN' WRONG HERE.

[CLANG CLANG CLANG
CLANG CLANG CLANG]

I KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE A GHOST.

HA HA HA HA!

[PANTING]

OOOWWWW!

THEY GOT ME!

THEY PULLED
A KNIFE ON ME!

HELP, MICKEY!

I--I GOT 'EM!

I GOT ALL THREE OF 'EM!
HELP! WHOA!

[CYMBAL CRASHING]

[GHOSTS LAUGHING]

HOO HOO HA HA HA HA!

OH!

GHOSTS!
GHOSTS!

GHOSTS!

HOO HOO HOO!

WOO HOO HOO!
[WHIMPERING]

SO YOU CAN'T
TAKE IT,

YOU BIG SISSIES!
HA HA HA HA HA!

[APPLAUSE]

SO, GOOFY, HAVIN'
A SPOOKY TIME?

YUP! BUT NOT AS SPOOKY
AS THE TIME I DRESSED UP

IN THOSE SKINTIGHT
YELLOW LEOTARDS.

FRIGHT. HA HA!

HO HO HO HO.

HIT IT, HORACE.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING SLOWER]

[MUSIC PLAYING SLUGGISHLY]

[MUSIC PLAYING FASTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING SLOWER]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

[XYLOPHONE PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING FASTER]

[BELL RINGS]

[MUSIC PLAYING SLOWER]

[PLINK]

[APPLAUSE]

SAY, ISN'T IT TIME
FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN TRICK?

PATIENCE, IAGO.
MIDNIGHT NEARS.

AND NOW, PUT ON
YOUR BEST GRIM GRINS

FOR THIS HALLOWEEN
TREAT.

[APPLAUSE]

[THUNDER]

Radio: ATTENTION ALL LISTENERS.
ATTENTION ALL LISTENERS.

AJAX, THE TERRIBLE GORILLA,

HAS JUST ESCAPED
FROM THE CITY ZOO.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT.
THIS ANIMAL IS A KILLER.

THAT IS ALL.
BRECKENRIDGE.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

OOH!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[CLICK]

Huey:
UNCLE DONALD!

Dewey: WHERE'S
UNCLE DONALD?

All: OHH!

[ALL SHRIEK]

[LAUGHING]

WHY, THAT DIRTY...

[SPUTTERING
INDISTINCTLY]

THIS LOOKS LIKE

A PRETTY GOOD STORY,
BY GOSH.

IT'S FULL
OF PICTURES, TOO.

AHH.

"ONCE UPON A TIME..."

[SLURP, SMACK]

"THERE WAS
A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS."

OH, EVER SO
BEAUTIFUL.

[CRUNCH]

"SHE LIVED IN A--"

BAAH!

AAH!

[ALL LAUGHING]

[THUNDER,
WIND BLOWING]

[AJAX GROWLS]

[GROWLING]

[WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH]

WHY YOU...
[SPUTTERS]

[ROARS]

COME ON.
COME ON!

TAKE IT OFF!
TAKE IT OFF!

TAKE IT...OFF.

OH, BOYS.
OH, BOYS!

Echo: OH, BOYS.
OH, BOYS!

SPEAK TO ME!

[ROARS]

Radio: ATTENTION
ALL LISTENERS.

REMEMBER, YOU CAN MASTER
ANY WILD ANIMAL

BY LOOKING HIM
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE.

THAT IS ALL.
BRECKENRIDGE.

[BELL CHIMES]

[GROWLING]

UHH!

HIC!

[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]

WAAH!

[POP]

[SPUTTERING
LAUGH]

[FLOORBOARDS SQUEAKING]

AAH!

[SPUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

GET OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE!

GO ON. GET GOING.

[CLANG]

SHH! NOT SO LOUD!

DOGGONE THOSE KIDS.

WHY CAN'T THEY DO SOMETHING
RIGHT ONCE IN A WHILE?

YAAH!

[BELL DINGS]

[BOING]

[GROWLING]

QUACK!

[GROWLS]

[GROWLING]

[VROOM]

[VROOM]

[CRASHING]

QUACK!

[SQUEAKING]

[GROWLS]

[TEETH CLICKING]

[GROWLS]

Radio: ATTENTION
ALL LISTENERS.

IN ORDER TO SUBDUE AJAX,
USE TEAR GAS.

THAT IS ALL.
BRECKENRIDGE.

SPARE ME, SPARE ME!

[SPUTTERS
INDISTINCTLY]

[POP]

[CRACKLE]

[POP,
FILLING WITH LIQUID]

[POP,
FILLING WITH LIQUID]

[SNIFFLING]

AMEN.

[SOBBING]

[LAUGHING]

[SNIFFLING AND CRYING]

[BOTH SOBBING]

[HONK]

[FOGHORN]

[APPLAUSE]

IT'S MIDNIGHT.
OH!

AND I'VE GOT A TRICK
FOR MICKEY MOUSE.

SORRY, MINNIE,
BUT WE DON'T WANT

TO BE DULL VILLAINS
ON HALLOWEEN.

OK, EVERYBODY.

NOW IT'S TIME
FOR A CHANGE OF PACE.

LIGHTS OUT!

HUH?

RIGHT YOU ARE, MICKEY.

IT'S HALLOWEEN,
YOU KNOW,

AND WITH JUST
THE RIGHT TOUCH...

[MUSIC STARTS]

* THIS COULD BE
QUITE THE PLACE *

* FULL OF WHOLESOME,
HAPPY FACES *

* HANGING OUT

* FEELING FINE

* WHERE EVERYONE'S
A FRIEND OF MINE *

* INSIDE THIS
EVIL JOINT *

* EVERY GUEST GETS
TO THE POINT *

All: * THIS DAY
WILL LIVE IN INFAMY *

[CLOCK TICKING AND CHIMING]

* THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
IS HISTORY *

[VILLAINS LAUGH]

All: * IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* IT'S A FACT
YOU CAN'T IGNORE *

* SHUT THE WINDOWS

* LOCK THE DOORS

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* RAISE YOUR MUGS,
YOU THIEVES AND THUGS *

* JOIN
THE RABBLE-ROUSING CROWD *

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* ALL THE COOLEST CATS
FIT IN SO PERFECTLY *

[MEOW]
[PURR]

* EVERY EVIL QUEEN
GETS DUE RESPECT *

LOVE YOUR WORK.

* YOU'LL FORGET
YOUR TROUBLES *

* PUT YOUR TRUST
IN ME *

* YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN

All: * YOU'VE
MADE YOUR PLAY *

* BUT EVERY RODENT
HAS HIS DAY *

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* DOWN AND DIRTY

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* ME HEARTY

* WHAT A PLACE
FOR BREAKING BREAD *

* THINGS ARE BETTER

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

WHAT A PARTY!

* JOIN THE FUN
WITH NO REGRETS *

* ONLY GREEDY DIRTY
CHEATS ARE ALLOWED *

GET THOSE PUPPIES!

GAME OVER, MICKEY.

HIT THE ROAD,
MINNIE!

TAKE A HIKE,
CHICKIES!

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

* DON'T BOTHER
COMIN' BACK *

* IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW

[VILLAINS LAUGHING]

NOW THAT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
IS OUR HOUSE,

THINGS ARE GOING TO BE
A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

Mickey:
ALL RIGHT, JAFAR.

YOU'VE HAD
YOUR FUN.

NOW I'M HERE
TO SET THINGS RIGHT,

AND I BROUGHT
MY BOYS.

SO, ARE YOU GONNA
GET OFF MY STAGE

OR ARE WE GONNA
HAVE TO MAKE YOU?

AHEM.

[WHOOSH WHOOSH]

HUH?

[CRACK]

[GULP]

WHOA! UHH!

NICE TRY, MICKEY.

BUT YOU, AND GOOFY,

AND ESPECIALLY
THAT SCAREDY DUCK,

ARE ABOUT TO GET
A REAL FRIGHT.

[OWL HOOTING]

[WOLF HOWLING]

[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

[IN THE HALL
OF THE MOUNTAIN KING PLAYING]

[SCREAM]

[SPUTTERING SHRIEK]

[YOWLS]

[SPUTTERING SHRIEKS]

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[SCREECHING]

AAH!

[NEW MUSIC BEGINS,
OWL HOOTING]

OOOH!

HIPPITY-HOPPITY
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

OH, GOOFY! HALLOWEEN'S
NOT FOR EGGS!

IT'S FOR CANDY!

HMM. CANDY.

[OWL HOOTING]

THERE'S
ONE LAST HOUSE.

YEP! UNCLE DONALD'S
PLACE.

All: TRICK OR TREAT!

AHH, WHAT
A STINGY GROUCH.

All: AAH!

[THUNDER]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[POINK POINK POINK]

WE LOST HIM!

H-HEY, WHAT ABOUT
UNCLE DONALD?

WE GOTTA
WARN HIM!

[POP]

[LAUGHTER]

BOY, OH, BOY,
DID I SCARE THEM!

POOH!

[GULP]

[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

SO THAT'S
THE TRICK, EH?

OK, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO.

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

AHH.

AAH!

WAAH!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OH, BOY! MORE CANDY!

AAH!

H-HELLO.

3 YOUNG DUCKS
HAVE GONE A-MISSIN'.

YOU SEEN THIS FELLA?

UHH...

NO? THEN TRY THIS!

WAIT! UHH!

UHH! UHH!

OW! I CAN, UH,
EXPLAIN.

JUST AS
I SUSPICIONED.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST,
LADDIE!

COME BACK,
YOU MANIAC!

[LAUGHING]

[PANTING]

HOLD IT, YOU BAD
MANIAC PERSON!

WAIT! IT'S ME!
OW! OW!

OW!

[CLANK, BOING]

BOO!

WAIT! IT'S ME!

[CLANGING]

GET HIM!

WHOA!

[PINBALL MACHINE RINGING]

[METAL CLATTERS]

[POP, CLINK]

WAAH! A CEMETERY?!

OH, NO!

HUEY, DEWEY, AND LOUIE?

[GROWLS]

All: WHOO!

UNCLE DONALD...

YOU SCARED US...

TO DEATH!

[ANTIQUE CAR HORN HONKS]

[WHOOSH]

WAAH!

WAAH!

OUCH! WHOA!

WOW! WOW! WOW!

WAAH-OW!

[SPUTTERING]

[CYMBAL CRASH]

[GROWLING]

WAAH!
[SPUTTERING]

[WHOOSHING]

HOPE YOU LIKED OUR CANDY,
UNCLE DONALD.

THE SELFISH ONE
SHALL DIE.

OH, I'M SORRY, BOYS.

I'LL GET
YOUR CANDY BACK.

ALL OF IT?

CROSS MY HEART
AND HOPE TO--

[GULP] DIE.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

TRICK OR TREAT.

[THUNDER]

All: YAAH!

WHERE'D EVERYONE GO?
I GOT THE CANDY.

OH, WELL.

HO HO HO!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

AH-HYUCK!

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING]

NOW WHAT
DO WE DO?

STEP ASIDE, BOYS.

I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THAT JAFAR.

HMMPH!

GORSH, I'VE NEVER
SEEN HER SO MAD.

WHOO, I HAVE.

AND NOW, I'VE SAVED
THE BEST FOR LAST.

Minnie:
LISTEN, YOU!
HUH?

I'M GIVING YOU AND ALL
THE OTHER VILLAINS

JUST 30 SECONDS
TO TURN THIS BACK

INTO THE HOUSE OF MOUSE,
STARTING RIGHT NOW!

30...29...
28...27...

26...25...

24...23...22...

NOW, LET'S HEAT THINGS UP
WITH A TWISTED TALE

THAT MICKEY AND MINNIE
WILL FIND

A REAL SCREAM!
AAH!

ROLL IT, BIG BAD!

[BLOWS]

[APPLAUSE]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNAPS FINGERS]

Minnie:
GET 'EM, MICKEY.

YAAH!

OHH!

[PLINK]

MICKEY'S HAT!

OH! WHAT DO
WE DO NOW?

[CHUCKLING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HERE,
USE THE LAMP!

HA!

MICKEY, CATCH!

Goofy: THE LAMP WILL
HOLD HIM FOREVER!

THE LAMP!

HUH?

AAH!

[APPLAUSE]

[TINKLING]

[CHEERING]

OH! MMM--AHH!

YOU'RE THE ONLY LEADER
OF THIS CLUB, MICKEY.

AW, IT WAS NOTHIN'.

ANYTHING TO MAKE SURE WE
HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

BOO!

AW, NICE COSTUME,
DONALD,

BUT GOOFY ALREADY
BEAT YOU TO IT.

AH-HYUCK!

AW, PHOOEY!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]