Marvel One-Shot: Item 47 (2012) - full transcript
This film shows a couple - Claire and Benny - robbing banks with a piece of alien technology that they've recovered from the New York battle site. Eventually we see them in a motel room with a load of money. Their neighbor starts playing music really loud. Benny goes out to investigate, but doesn't return.
- Don't.
- What?
I can just feel you about to say it.
Just don't say it.
I think we should bail.
Benny, it's too late for that.
C'mon Claire, we--
- We don't know what we're doing here.
- I do.
- No, you don't!
- Yes, I do!
I really do, okay?
That thing fell out of the sky into our laps.
I mean, to me that's a sign, okay?
What makes you so sure that the sign
is pointing in the right direction?
You make me sure.
'Cause you got it to work.
Always said that we deserve better, right?
I-- I don't wanna wait for
somebody to give us a chance.
It's time that we took a chance for ourselves.
I hope you're right.
I am. I'm always right.
I'm always right about you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay!
What you're looking at is
Allentown, Pennsylvania.
Five days after the Battle of New York.
This is a worst case scenario.
Please tell me why is the one piece of
alien tech you failed to capture
is now functioning.
There are four confirmed reports
of similar incidents.
Richmond, Virginia,
seven days after the Battle of New York,
Queensbury, North Carolina,
two days after that,
Charleston, South Carolina
the following afternoon,
Pasadena, Georgia...
yesterday morning.
I have been there.
They do a great pulled pork
right down the street.
I don't think you're taking this
assignment very seriously.
That's funny, I was just thinking
the same thing about you.
While you've been in here gathering
video clips I've been out investigating.
It turns out a used 28 foot Pearson
was taken off the market in Key West.
Spoke to the former owner.
A couple matching our description
paid in cash.
Boat gets out of dry dock in 24 hours
so, I'd like to get a move on.
I understand, Agent Coulson.
I'm sorry, force of habit.
We all miss him.
Your orders, Agent Sitwell.
Retrieve the weapons tech,
and neutralize... the two outlaws.
Thing's killer on the wrist.
Feels like I'm getting advanced
carpal tunnel or something.
What?
We did it.
How much?
Enough.
Enough enough?
Enough to do whatever we want.
Now and forever.
What the hell is that?
Oh, I like that song.
Can you please?
Yeah, okay... I'll say something. Just--
I'll-- Just-- Stay right there.
Don't move. I'll be right back.
Hello?
Please stop squirming.
Claire, it's the cops!
Hit the deck, baby!
Hey, my wrist...
- Benny! Benny are you okay?!
- Claire?
You should go a lot cooler!
Benny?
Benny?
Did you even know where we were in the room?
Yeah, I d-- I know what I was doing.
Listen, we're gonna get arrested.
Hi, hi... I'm so sorry about before
I hope I didn't... hurt you?
47 known alien objects hit the ground
after the portal closed above Manhattan.
All dormant, all dead,
execpt this one.
This one works just fine.
Any idea why that is?
Benny got it to work.
What... You did!
- Well I can show you how to do it.
- Show him, show him how--
- He can show you. Really, really...
- Totally.
- Yeah. He would love to show you.
- Just anything, but we can't...
We can't go to jail.
- Look at him, he can't go to jail
- Who said anything about jail?
I was sent here to retrieve the weapon,
and to neutralize you.
Where the hell have you been?
Report was due 10 hours ago.
$42,000 worth of damage at the motel.
You know I've got-
Fury breathing down my ne--
Hi.
Agent Blake, I'd like you to meet
Claire Wise and Benjamin Pollack.
Benjamin here is the latest addition
to the S.H.I.E.L.D. R&D think tank.
He's gonna help us reverse engineer
some of the alien tech.
- You ready to get that badge?
- Yessss!
Uh, hold on a second Sitwell.
Oh, I forgot to mention...
Claire is your new assistant.
- What?
- I mean, protegee.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Impart upon her all the knowledge
and skills that have made you
the man you are today.
Well, we don't even have another chair here.
Now, that's ridiculous.
- Sitwell, Sitwell!
Sitwell!
Hey...
Do you know how to make coffee?
No.
- What?
I can just feel you about to say it.
Just don't say it.
I think we should bail.
Benny, it's too late for that.
C'mon Claire, we--
- We don't know what we're doing here.
- I do.
- No, you don't!
- Yes, I do!
I really do, okay?
That thing fell out of the sky into our laps.
I mean, to me that's a sign, okay?
What makes you so sure that the sign
is pointing in the right direction?
You make me sure.
'Cause you got it to work.
Always said that we deserve better, right?
I-- I don't wanna wait for
somebody to give us a chance.
It's time that we took a chance for ourselves.
I hope you're right.
I am. I'm always right.
I'm always right about you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay!
What you're looking at is
Allentown, Pennsylvania.
Five days after the Battle of New York.
This is a worst case scenario.
Please tell me why is the one piece of
alien tech you failed to capture
is now functioning.
There are four confirmed reports
of similar incidents.
Richmond, Virginia,
seven days after the Battle of New York,
Queensbury, North Carolina,
two days after that,
Charleston, South Carolina
the following afternoon,
Pasadena, Georgia...
yesterday morning.
I have been there.
They do a great pulled pork
right down the street.
I don't think you're taking this
assignment very seriously.
That's funny, I was just thinking
the same thing about you.
While you've been in here gathering
video clips I've been out investigating.
It turns out a used 28 foot Pearson
was taken off the market in Key West.
Spoke to the former owner.
A couple matching our description
paid in cash.
Boat gets out of dry dock in 24 hours
so, I'd like to get a move on.
I understand, Agent Coulson.
I'm sorry, force of habit.
We all miss him.
Your orders, Agent Sitwell.
Retrieve the weapons tech,
and neutralize... the two outlaws.
Thing's killer on the wrist.
Feels like I'm getting advanced
carpal tunnel or something.
What?
We did it.
How much?
Enough.
Enough enough?
Enough to do whatever we want.
Now and forever.
What the hell is that?
Oh, I like that song.
Can you please?
Yeah, okay... I'll say something. Just--
I'll-- Just-- Stay right there.
Don't move. I'll be right back.
Hello?
Please stop squirming.
Claire, it's the cops!
Hit the deck, baby!
Hey, my wrist...
- Benny! Benny are you okay?!
- Claire?
You should go a lot cooler!
Benny?
Benny?
Did you even know where we were in the room?
Yeah, I d-- I know what I was doing.
Listen, we're gonna get arrested.
Hi, hi... I'm so sorry about before
I hope I didn't... hurt you?
47 known alien objects hit the ground
after the portal closed above Manhattan.
All dormant, all dead,
execpt this one.
This one works just fine.
Any idea why that is?
Benny got it to work.
What... You did!
- Well I can show you how to do it.
- Show him, show him how--
- He can show you. Really, really...
- Totally.
- Yeah. He would love to show you.
- Just anything, but we can't...
We can't go to jail.
- Look at him, he can't go to jail
- Who said anything about jail?
I was sent here to retrieve the weapon,
and to neutralize you.
Where the hell have you been?
Report was due 10 hours ago.
$42,000 worth of damage at the motel.
You know I've got-
Fury breathing down my ne--
Hi.
Agent Blake, I'd like you to meet
Claire Wise and Benjamin Pollack.
Benjamin here is the latest addition
to the S.H.I.E.L.D. R&D think tank.
He's gonna help us reverse engineer
some of the alien tech.
- You ready to get that badge?
- Yessss!
Uh, hold on a second Sitwell.
Oh, I forgot to mention...
Claire is your new assistant.
- What?
- I mean, protegee.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Impart upon her all the knowledge
and skills that have made you
the man you are today.
Well, we don't even have another chair here.
Now, that's ridiculous.
- Sitwell, Sitwell!
Sitwell!
Hey...
Do you know how to make coffee?
No.