Mars Needs Women (1968) - full transcript
After receiving a series of messages from outer space all decoded to be "Mars Needs Women", the United States Decoding Center in Houston receives a visit from Dop, the leader of a group of five Martians on an experimental voyage to Earth. Because of a genetic problem, Martians are producing virtually only male offspring and thus need to import women for the survival of the species. The Martians' non-hostile mission is to bring back to Mars five fertile and single human women. Those at the Center see the mission as a hostile one and as such the Martians decide to carry out their mission as inconspicuously as possible without the cooperation of the authorities by posing as Earthlings. Of the potential women they spy which includes strippers, co-eds and flight attendants, the one they believe is the most conducive to success of the project is the beautiful Dr. Marjorie Bolen, an expert in space genetics. In pursuing her, Dop falls in love with Dr. Bolen. But the Martians have to complete the mission before the authorities, which includes Dr. Bolen, find their secret hiding location.
Ruth!
Well, when did
you decipher?
At exactly 04:00.
Let's have it!
It's just 3 words.
I didn't ask
for a word count.
Give me
the message.
You won't
believe it.
We've checked
and double-checked.
It keeps coming up
the same thing.
Colonel,
the message is:
"Mars needs women."
You're it?
I'm it.
Since you want
to limit the press,
you give me
the handouts.
I'll feed
the news pool.
I trust we won't
disappoint them.
I'll see to it
that you get everything
short of
classified information.
And anything
"in the national interest"?
I don't have
to be reminded
of the ground rules,
stemmons.
Well then,
colonel,
maybe we can start
with this question:
Just how long have
we been receiving
these mysterious
signals from outer space?
3 days.
Do we know
from where
or from whom
they are coming?
We do not.
Well, here's the
$64 million question.
We know you wouldn't
have come down here
at this hour after all
the sleep you've lost
in the last
3 days
if the message
had not been decoded.
What is
the message?
That information
will have to be
given to you
from another level.
From the presid--
did you
cut me off?
I'm sorry to trouble you
at this hour, Mr. Secretary.
That's quite
all right.
Where are
we, bob?
The code
is broken.
Trouble?
Big!
Security?
I have the lid
on tight.
Well, take it
off for me.
The message is:
"Mars needs women."
Mars needs--
hmmm.
It's a gag!
It's a prank!
It's a fake!
I don't
think so, sir.
As you're
well aware,
we've been receiving
these signals
for the past
3 days now.
It's progressively
stronger
and always
the same rhythmic log.
The patterns
we have broken
are distinct
and repetitive.
The readout
has been confirmed
by the
8600 transponder.
The final message,
just those
3 words?
Well, I know
it's crazy.
It could be
a password.
It's not
a distress signal,
its intermittence
is perfect.
I...I'm going to have
to relay the message
to the president
on the hot line.
Oh, um...
About the
press, sir,
they voted
on stemmons
to feed the pool.
You know what
that means.
Now, we'll
risk panic
if we give out
too much information.
Well, we'll
guarantee panic
if we don't
give out enough.
So, open up.
Our story can be that
this is nothing more
than a freakish
malfunction
of a highly
sophisticated
global com system.
That'll be all. I'll take
it from here, bob.
Yes, sir.
Mr. President?
The rhythmic log changed
while you were
in the solo room.
They're going
to communicate.
Communicate?
They have
a condition:
We must agree
to shut down
everything
that scans.
Only radio
can stay hot.
Ultimatums...
Ultimatums
from an enemy
we haven't even
seen yet!
Sir, how can we be
sure it is an enemy?
Let's go.
Kill the servos,
Transponders,
doppler relays.
Attention, monitor 1.
Do you read us?
Reading loud
and clear.
We have attempted
to seize 3 women
by transponder.
We have been
unsuccessful.
Now we come
in person.
Prepare for
materialization.
What do
you mean
"materialization"?
Forgive me.
I forget
the scientific distances
that
separate us.
In the center
of the room, please.
All earthmen
clear
for a space
of 3 yards.
I will
join you
as soon
as it is clear.
You reach for me,
you try to
restrain me,
and just as
I materialized,
so I will
disappear.
Everyone back.
Don't try anything!
My name is dop.
I come from canali
primary debarkation,
red planet mars.
We have been
spaceborne for 70 days
and we have
maintained a constant
of 25,000
miles per hour.
We have asked you to
neutralize all scans
that may locate us
or determine
our silhouette.
We have complied.
Now you must
disclose your mission!
We come
not as hostiles.
We are medical
missionaries.
A critical recession
in the y chromosomes
in our genetics
has resulted
in a preponderance
of male births
over female.
The ratio is now
100-to-1.
Advanced techniques
have failed
to solve
this problem.
Therefore,
we have come
these 50 million miles
to your earth.
Will you define
your mission?
Ours is an
experimental voyage.
Our craft is small,
a crew of 5,
but with room for
5 more passengers
to return to mars.
We seek female
volunteers,
unmarried,
of good health
and possessing
the common indicators
of fertility
and reproduction.
Why, your suggestion
is insane!
We are
in earnest!
The life of our planet
depends upon this.
Although
we may sympathize
with your problem,
yours is still
an overt action
of abduction
and war.
We demand that you
abort your mission
and return
to mars.
It is unfortunate
that you do not
choose to cooperate.
Under the
circumstances,
I return
to my ship
to carry out
our mission with
or without
your cooperation.
In 30 seconds,
we will begin
radio silence.
You will not hear
from us again
until our cargo
is secured
and we are well
on our return
to the
planet mars.
Well, stemmons,
at least
you've heard the story.
Tell it.
And at the united nations
in new york,
our ambassador
has called
for an
emergency meeting
of the
security council.
He urged a cessation
of all world conflicts
so that
we may unite
to meet the threat
from outer space.
He called
the martians
the world's first
common enemy!
And here
in washington,
the capitol
is stunned
by the macabre situation.
There is no panic,
just paralysis,
as the most powerful
nation on earth
is humbled by 5 men
in a space cylinder
hurtling toward
the approximate
vicinity of
houston, texas.
Short otter to cheetah.
Short otter to cheetah.
This is 15--
they're sending up the x-15.
Cheetah 15,
go ahead short otter--
Trouble on cheetah.
Trouble on cheetah.
Advise. Repeat.
Advise, advise.
Why have you broken
retaliation silence?
I have been stopped
at 40,000 feet.
No explanation.
Instruments okay,
but it's like
I've hit a brick wall
every time I push up.
Condensation, fuelling?
Negative. Negative.
Advise.
Short otter
to cheetah.
This is exit.
This is exit.
Are you still
over desert?
Roger.
Limits?
No limits.
You must drop warhead
and return
to base.
Jettison.
You must touch down
before missile hits floor,
or it's
certain destruction.
Roger.
I'm ready to jettison.
You must touch down
before warhead
reaches desert floor.
Roger.
And now, this latest
from the strategic air
command headquarters:
Jets have been
finally ordered aloft
for interception.
As you heard earlier,
the command
was reluctant to order
any retaliatory
maneuver or interception
until there was
positive identification
of the visitors
or at least
a silhouette.
But the radar,
rendered impotent
by the martians,
has made this impossible.
Obviously,
this is a desperate
hit-or-miss interception,
in which
the command
can hope for
at least a visual sighting.
Otter to formation. Over.
Otter, this is 23.
MY VUs ARE
ACTING CRAZY.
Altimeter, fuel,
dme, everything!
This is 2-1. Same here.
My panel's
gone haywire.
Nothing
reading right.
Otter to big pad.
Read you, otter.
Have you lost
your panel video?
Voice still loud
and clear. Over.
Report malfunction
of panel instruments
on all aircraft.
All went out
simultaneously.
Request orders. Over.
Roger.
Return to base. Repeat.
Return to base.
Over.
Wilco.
They've neutralized
everything that scans,
but they've left us
voice channels.
Does that mean
they can't
knock out our
big transmitters?
Any intelligence
that can neutralize
our big dishes
on the coast
could certainly
kill our voice.
No! There's some
other reason.
But what, sir?
Well, they're letting us
keep our big voice
because voice
can't determine
their silhouette
and locate them.
And there's
another reason.
They can listen
to us burn
and enjoy their
superiority
all the more.
What do we
do now, sir?
We do the only thing
we can do:
Wait!
Wait,
wait, marv.
I believe
I got somethin'.
Burt, look!
Look!
We'd better
get out of here.
We've both
had too many.
And don't you say
a word about this
to claire, either.
She'd say
that red flare
was a pink
elephant.
Our first concern
is chemicals.
We need brine,
ammonias,
salts and sodium.
The necessary chemicals
are here.
Our information
was correct.
This ice plant
hasn't produced
for years.
Yes, our scale model
was quite accurate.
Our timetable
is plotted
very carefully,
so listen.
Our 70 days in space
have produced
no apparent ill effects,
but some warnings.
Doctor?
You've already
noticed the change
in surface gravity.
You're twice as heavy
as you were on mars.
You will
tire quickly.
So rest
whenever possible.
Choose your motions
carefully.
Since our tenure
on earth will be
for only 24 hours,
do not, repeat,
do not eat
any of the earth food.
You must continue
your encapsulated diet
from the tubes.
What if there
is resistance?
Fellow 3, this is a
non-hostile mission.
I see no reason
for violence.
If, however,
you are confronted,
you may resort to
the use of hypnosis.
Our immediate needs
are earth apparel,
an automobile,
earth currency
and a map of the city
and its environs.
Fellow 2, you and
I will remain behind
to check power lines
and supplies.
And to see what
must be done
to make operation
sleep freeze a reality.
Fellow 3,
currency and a city map
are your
assignments.
The best place for this
is a fuel stop
which the
earthmen call
"filling stations."
Fellow 4,
transportation is
your responsibility.
We cannot buy
or rent a vehicle,
so it must
be borrowed.
To take just
any automobile
would invite interference
from the police.
We must be sure
that the lender
will not miss the car
for at least 24 hours.
Fellow 5,
your assignment
is earth apparel.
Now, make your strike
at the first shopping complex
you come to.
The locks
on these doors
are of crude
tri-tumbler design
and should present
no problem to you
with the air-knife.
Remember,
sizes must be exact
from shoes
to ties.
So follow carefully
the conversion charts
between mars
and the earth planet.
These ties serve
no functional purpose.
Red planet abandoned
the use of ties
50 years ago as
useless male vanity.
It simply reveals
the environmental naivete
of the earthmen.
Well, apparently,
we've made
our conversion
to earthmen
with no ill effects.
It's unfortunate
that fellow 3
saw fit to disable
the fuel-station attendant.
My action was
dictated by expediency.
Well, we'll hope that it
will be dismissed
as part of a juvenile
crime wave
that grips
earth's cities.
You've been well rehearsed
in every conceivable
situation you will
encounter as earthmen,
even to the use
of earth slang.
And you are now,
for all
practical purposes,
earthmen.
Doctor.
Our time
is short,
considering that
in the next 20 hours,
each of us
must survey, choose,
examine
the medical records of,
and abduct
a female
meeting the exacting
qualifications
of operation
sleep freeze.
Since the earthmen,
especially the americans,
seem to place
their faith in "luck"
rather than
scientific certainties,
I wish you
all "luck."
Having to maintain
this snail's pace
is very
frustrating.
I know,
but we can't risk
being stopped
by the police.
♪
♪
May we have a large
double room, please?
Have you
a reservation?
No.
I'm sorry.
It's out
of the question.
We're
completely booked.
It's this
martian scare.
Every newspaperman
in the country
must be here.
It's bad enough
when we have
a space shoot,
but with all this talk
about the
martians
coming to take us girls,
it's the limit.
I guess they have
to sell their newspapers.
They have
to sell newspapers,
and you have
to sell rooms.
Huh?
Yeah, sure, um...
You could wait
upstairs in the bar
and if we have
a cancellation,
we can call you.
That'd be very good
of you. Thank you.
Uh-huh.
What was
that name?
♪
May we have
2 martinis, please?
How long have
you been in texas, mister?
You must be one of
those reporter fellas.
You can't get
a mixed drink here in texas.
Beer or wine?
2 beers,
please.
2 beers.
And a spokesman
from monitor 1,
the united states
surveillance center,
confirmed the fact
that top military
and cabinet officers
have been summoned
to the center
from washington.
After meeting
nothing but big brass
and tight-lipped
politicians all day,
reporters had
a pleasant surprise
when one expert
jetted into
houston's international
airport.
Dr. Marjorie bolen
turned out
to be
a stunning brunette
who found it
hard to hide her charm
behind her
horn-rimmed spectacles.
Dr. Bolen wrote her thesis
on space medicine
and received a pulitzer prize
for her book space genetics.
Dr. Bolen will be part of
a high-level meeting
scheduled at monitor 1
for tomorrow morning.
A briefing for newsmen
has been set
for tonight
at the holiday inn.
That's network news
for this hour.
Bulletins will be issued
when received.
Stay tuned now
for the sports picture.
This promises
to be an exciting weekend
for the football fans
both in college games
and pro games
slated to be televised.
♪ Long, long ago ♪
♪ when the world was
very, very young ♪
♪ in the spring,
when the first of the... ♪
They didn't
touch a drop.
Those reporters!
I wonder...
What, doctor?
What if one
of our candidates
for operation
sleep freeze
just happened to be
well versed in genetics,
both fundamentally
and as it applies to space?
And?
And she just
happened to be
blessed
physically, too.
Anatomically
speaking.
I wonder
if she's single.
That can
be confirmed,
just as her
medical history
can be
determined
by one long-distance
call from me.
Let's investigate.
We'll, ah...
We'll need
a press card.
And we've got to
get a room
at the base
of operations.
The others
may be trying
to contact us
by radio.
Come with me.
I'm with
the houston post.
I'm expecting some
reporter friends
of mine from
the west coast.
A Mr. Ross
and a Mr. Miller.
The only recent arrival's
from the west.
Let's see, there's a mister...
A Mr. Fast from seattle.
He's with
the seattle sun.
Fast. That's it.
Yes.
May I have his
room number, please?
Just checked
into 303.
303. Thank you very much,
operator.
In exactly
5 minutes,
go to room 303
and apologize to Mr. Fast
for having
rented him my room.
You'll have to resort
to the hypnotic state.
Well, we don't have
time for anything else.
But what about when
he comes out of hypnosis?
I'll induce
a post-hypnotic mode
and send him back
to seattle.
It's a long chance.
Well, time is short.
We have to
take long chances.
5 minutes.
Yes?
Excuse me, Mr. Fast,
I'm with the hotel.
A previous occupant
left behind a hat.
I wonder if
I could pick it--
yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Come right on in.
Feel free just
to look around.
I'm sure it's around
here someplace.
I'm trying to get
through with the wife
on the phone. It's
very important.
Go look around.
Hello?
Hello, operator?
Yes.
This is Mr. Fast.
I'm trying to get
a hold of my wife
on the phone
in seattle.
And I talked to
her friend...
All right. Well
then, thank you.
Sorry to have
troubled you, Mr. Fast.
No! No trouble
at all.
Have you seen
the view from this room?
View? View?
Are you afraid
of heights, Mr. Fast?
Heights? Heights?
I don't follow you?
Of course,
we're only
3 stories high.
But if you
look down,
you'll see
that heights have
their own power
of persuasion.
No, but
really, mister--
it would take
more than that.
Persuasion,
Mr. Fast,
persuasion,
suggestion,
making you
want to do...
Deeply...
To do my will...
My will,
Mr. Fast.
You will do
as I say.
You will do
my will.
Will...
Yes.
You are now
in a hypnotic trance.
You can help us, Mr. Fast,
on this mission.
First, give me
your press card.
In a moment,
you will wake up,
but you will be
in a post-hypnotic
state for 24 hours.
You will discover
that you have lost
your press card
and you will go
back to seattle.
Back...to seattle.
And there, you will be able
to conduct your business
as though nothing
had happened,
as though this had
never transpired.
Yes.
When I snap
my fingers,
you will leave the
first level of hypnosis,
but you will remain
in a post-hypnotic state.
Yes, it is a lovely view.
Come in.
I'm very sorry, Mr. Fast,
about the mix-up.
No, no. No
problem at all.
It's all my mistake,
all the way around.
Funny....
What seems
to be the problem?
I seem to have
misplaced my press card.
Sorry about that.
Oh, no sweat,
I probably left it
on the dresser
at home.
I won't need it
anyway.
That is, unless
you know
of some
out-of-the-way place.
No, I guess
you wouldn't.
I'll, ah...
Get my suitcase.
We can't risk
voice response.
There's no way of knowing
what they're doing
or who they're with.
But I would like
at least a condition green.
Condition green,
intermittent.
He reads us but doesn't
think it's safe to send.
Let's go to 4.
He's constant.
He's going to send.
Go ahead, 4.
We read.
Fellow 4, here,
calling red planet top com.
We read you.
4, signal is weak.
Advise.
Signal dissipated
because I'm in
phone housing, airport.
Is there
a progress report?
Report yellow.
Several subjects
rejected.
Now have
excellent lead
under surveillance.
Does the new
subject conform
to basic
specifications?
The subject meets
physical specs,
at least
superficially.
What about
marital?
Can you be
sure of status?
At this point,
I can only be as sure
as the airline
that hired her.
Understood.
Keep subject under
surveillance. Out.
2 down,
1 to go.
Malfunction?
No, the signal
is circuited.
Then he's either
not responding
or he can't hear us.
♪
♪
Who are you?
What do you want?
Get out of here!
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Operator, this is
Mr. Fast in 303.
Would you
please tell me
where dr. Bolen's
news conference
is taking place?
Thank you,
operator.
Would you like to
see my subject close up?
No, I've got
my own subject to find.
Your subjects
are night people,
but co-eds
are early risers.
I want to be
on the campus at sunup.
This double weight
I've been carrying
has tired me.
No, I'd better
turn in.
This dr. Bolen
intrigues me.
Yes, with her knowledge
of both earth
and extraterrestrial
medicine,
she could be the
most valuable cargo
we could
take to mars.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
I guess this
martian scare
was another joke
we fell for, huh?
Yeah, we weren't sure
for a while though,
were we?
Just like these
flying saucers.
Why now, we really
fell for that one,
didn't we? Heh-heh.
We sure did.
It takes me back
to that radio
show years ago.
Lets see,
what was it? Ah...
Invasion from mars.
Something like that,
remember?
No, that was
before your time.
That was about
30 years ago.
And it was the darndest
thing you ever heard.
Why, people were faintin'
all over the country.
Heh-heh.
You know, there was
even a heart attack
or 2 'cause of it.
Imagine, with our rockets
and space programs
and all,
that we should let
some practical joker
get on our
defense system
and just scare the
daylights out of us.
Do you think
they're gonna catch
the prankster
that did this?
You know, I just wonder
what the guy's feeling like
right now, you know?
Gettin' us
all stirred up,
and spendin'
all that money,
and sendin' up
those planes...
Well, the girls
they take to mars are going
to have it great,
won't they, doctor?
100 men
to every woman!
Just like washington
during wwii,
remember?
No, it was
the other way around,
wasn't it, fellas?
20 girls
to every man.
Gentlemen,
I left some students
who are seriously
trying to find out
about themselves and
their environment,
and came here
at the request
of my government
because I thought
I could be
of some service.
I agreed to this interview
because
my special interest
in education
should throw
some light
on what's happening.
Now, obviously,
you think it's a big joke.
Unless someone can
come up with
a pertinent question
relating to the
emergency that exists,
this interview
is over!
Dr. Bolen...
Yes.
Fast,
seattle sun.
There's been
a lot of talk
about
breaking the code.
The new discoveries
regarding
the structure
of the dna molecule,
and the non-chromosomal
factors
involved
in genetics.
Doesn't this suggest
that what happened
on mars
could happen here?
Well, it looks like
at least one newspaper
sent a medical reporter
instead of
ambulance chasers.
That's correct,
Mr. Fast.
The public is not yet
fully informed on dna
and our attempts
to break the genetic code.
However,
experiments with
white mice mutations
have thrown a new light
on the dominant
or recessive natures
of these mutants--
at least enough
to establish a possibility
of an imbalance
in the ratio of births.
Then you're saying
these martians,
if they exist,
could be mutants,
odd-looking
creatures,
like something
out of
a science-fiction
movie?
No, Mr. Stemmons.
It's just that
no real insight
into genetics
is possible
without an
understanding
of mutations.
Now, it's very presumptuous
of us to believe
that martians are
going to be any different
than we are.
It's merely a freak
in their genetic code
that has brought
them to this planet.
And I'm sure
they don't plan to harm us,
at least not yet.
And now, if you'll
excuse me, gentlemen,
I must
prepare for
monitor 1
meeting tomorrow.
Stemmons, usp.
Fast,
seattle sun.
Say, you know,
you made a monkey
outta these guys.
I'm afraid they can't
take it all too seriously.
How about you?
I think it's a strange vanity
that makes us think
we're the only ones
in the solar system.
You know, you make
a lot of sense.
Say, I'm in charge
of pool info
out of monitor 1.
I'm sure I
could arrange
to have you help
me in the booth.
After all, I could
use an interpreter.
It would be
a pleasure.
Good. See you
at monitor 1.
Thank you,
Mr. Fast.
For what?
For keeping this
session from becoming
completely useless.
Boy, after my flight
and a million jokes
about sex in space,
I just feel like i'm--
you're bushed.
Yes, that's
the word for it.
Oh, please. I--i didn't
mean for you to go.
Aren't you tired?
Emotionally, yes,
but I don't think
I could sleep
a wink now if I tried.
You know what i'd
really like to do?
I'm not very good
at guessing.
That's right,
the scientific mind:
Facts only.
I guess I'm really,
deep down,
like those reporters
out there.
I just can't believe
we have visitors
from mars.
Right now,
I'd like to be
as far away from
scientific thinking
as possible,
in the most
unlikely atmosphere.
Bread and butter.
Welcome to
the planetarium.
Won't you come in
and be seated?
It looks as if
you're the only 2
that will be taking
this trip to mars today.
I think I spoke
too soon.
Attention,
attention,
rocket control
to space ship.
All systems are
in readiness for blastoff.
Are you ready?
Ready!
All preparations
for our trip to mars
have been completed
and we are counting.
7, 6,
5...
4, 3, 2, 1.
Blast off!
Yay!
X plus 1.
Ignition stage has passed
and we are
well established
into main stage.
Our thrust
is building up
to its full value
of 396 tons.
We are leaving earth
very rapidly now
and will soon
be traveling
at the rate
of 25,000 miles per hour.
We are now
12 days out.
According to
our flight-path prediction,
you may be able
to see a sight
never before seen
by human eyes:
A transit of the earth
and the moon
across the flaming
surface of the sun.
Hey, that's neat.
This transit
is important
for our voyage
to mars because
the timing
of these objects
across
the sun's surface
will indicate
any corrective thrust
maneuver
that must be made.
This is necessary
for our expedition
to meet mars at the
appointed rendezvous point.
Mars:
This large
multi-colored disk,
with its red,
white and green
shadings is mars.
The one planet
that shows ev--
Fix it!
Mars...
The one planet
that shows evidence
of being habitable.
Its distance from
the earth varies
from between 65 and
35 million miles.
It's about half
the size of earth.
Cool!
If you'll notice,
mars has polar caps
over the north
and south poles.
Between those
polar caps is
one of the biggest
controversies about mars:
The crisscrossing
of a network
of canals that is
geometrically perfect.
Many believe
that these canals
are used as part
of a vast irrigation system,
by which water,
which is rare on mars,
is pumped
from the polar caps
to supply the needs
of the rest
of the planet.
Temperature
varies from between
minus 130 degrees
fahrenheit
and 55 degrees
fahrenheit,
except on
the plain of salator,
where it gets
even warmer.
The red color of mars
indicates that most
of the oxygen
has been eaten up in rusting
and oxidizing the rocks
on the surface.
Yes, the conditions
for life
do exist on mars.
But unless somehow,
it can
renew itself,
the first earth
explorers will find
only the sad remnants
of a civilization
that was brighter
than that
of the earth.
And then
returned to dust.
Bravo! Yay!
Thank you!
Goodbye.
Goodbye, children.
We are indebted
to you, sir.
I'm surprised that our
tape deck held up
as long as it did
without jamming.
You know,
ever since
this martian scare,
the planetarium
has been filled
to capacity.
It was
my pleasure.
You know...
Folks really
want to believe
that the martians
are coming.
They're bored.
They want
some excitement.
And, after all,
they come here
because this is
the closest thing
that they can get
to actually being
on the planet mars.
Well, I hope you don't
have any more trouble.
Oh, well, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
And, uh, goodbye.
And come to
see us again, will you?
I'm afraid a little
of their enthusiasm
has rubbed
off on me.
I don't really feel
like going back
to the hotel now.
When was
the last time
you took a pretty
girl for a walk?
I MEAN A PRETTY GIRL
WITH A Ph.D.
We've known
one another
less than 5 hours.
According to
dr. Einstein's
calculations...
Time is relative.
Well, I can't dismiss
what's
happening to me
with any
scientific equations.
I think I better start
acting less like a woman
and more like
a scientist.
I'm on surer ground
that way.
You're late.
Hold that line!
Hold that line!
♪
And now,
the event
we've all been waiting for:
The crowning of
the homecoming queen!
As you know, all week long,
these finalists
have been under
the eyes of the judges,
who are basing
their selection today
on those qualities
that make up
the ideal woman:
Good looks,
good health,
good deportment
and personality.
In short,
the good woman,
as we know her
in the 20th century.
One of these
lovelies will carry
her honors
and her crown
throughout the year
on campus.
And that student
who most approaches
the perfect woman,
as chosen by, first,
the student body,
and then
by the exacting eye
of the
judges' panel today.
I believe I hear
a gun signaling
the judges
have reached a decision.
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
homecoming queen
by a majority
of the judges:
Brenda noland,
senior.
There you have it:
The queen,
brenda noland,
a really
popular girl on campus.
As you heard,
she is a senior.
Her major
is journalism
and she looks
for a career
in mass-media
communication.
Although
some lucky young man
may change
those plans,
for the time being,
she is queen on campus
and the pride of her sorority,
delta gamma!
Yes, hypnosis,
Mr. Secretary. Hypnosis:
That science that
we only now
are beginning
to use properly.
The martians have got
to be using hypnosis.
The striptease artist,
we dismissed that
as a routine
missing persons report.
But remember,
her car is missing, too.
Then the airline hostess,
then today,
the homecoming queen
disappears.
And don't forget
the martian's voice,
as you gentlemen
described it.
It had a
hypnotic cadence
that makes it very
difficult to disobey.
But let's not speculate,
let us use logic.
So far, the
pattern of activity
has been erratic.
But soon,
we will have a pattern
that will
give us a lead.
At any rate,
we are dealing with an enemy
that professes
non-hostility,
while abducting
earth females.
We are helpless
because he has
mastered a science
that we still treat
as a parlor game.
One thing we can
be sure of,
he is working
against time
and he will
stop at nothing
to achieve
his goal
before his time
runs out.
Yes, it's true.
The worst fears
of the experts
here at monitor 1
have been confirmed.
What seemed like
a cruel joke yesterday
has now been confirmed
as the truth.
In less than
12 hours,
3 women, all beautiful
and all unmarried
have disappeared,
leaving no trace
of what may have
happened to them.
The experts
in space genetics
and space
communications
have been in
conference here all day
without so much
as a coffee break.
One thing we do know
about the victims,
they have to be
pretty special to qualify.
Darn wind.
There's an old
painter's trick:
White paint.
You just put
a few dabs of the paint
onto the
canvas here.
And stick the paper
to the paint.
Somehow
white works best
and there's no
paint-out problem
when you go to
use the canvas.
Well, i'll
remember that.
Trees...
Funny, trees are
the most difficult things
in the world
to paint properly.
Yet children always
start with trees.
That's right,
they do.
Trees do have
a fascination.
If you stare
at the sun
through the leaves
of the trees,
you get an almost
hypnotic sensation.
I never thought of that.
I never thought
about it,
painting
and hypnosis.
Number 4.
All lovely,
built like
goddesses,
and unmarried.
1 more to go.
Now, there's got
to be a pattern
here somewhere--
a clue.
Now, the blue pins
are where
the strikes
were first made:
The filling station,
the clothing store.
And the red pins
are where the
girls disappeared.
If we draw our
primary peripheries,
we find that the action
surrounds this area,
principally made up
of a big lake,
just east of the city.
Now, there's nothing here
but abandoned wharves,
an old ice factory,
and a large
generating plant.
Pardon me,
colonel,
you said an old
ice factory?
Yes.
How long has that
been inoperative?
Well, the city condemned
it years ago.
Could there be
a chemical inventory
there now?
Yes, there
could be.
Ammonia,
salts, brine?
Dr. Hayward?
Well, if I recall,
it's just as it was.
It was padlocked
back when we had
the controversy
over the fluoridation
of the city
water supply.
Then that could be
your target.
Explain
your theory.
Most of you
are familiar
with the term
"sleep freeze"?
Labs are now
conducting experiments
in the new science
of frozen surgery.
In transplants,
in operations that have
to be postponed
for a period of time,
it's literally
suspended life
through
frozen techniques.
Now, more than
1 authority
has suggested that
our first interplanetary
travel will be done
in a state of sleep
and frozen.
Hence the term
"sleep freeze."
If these techniques
are perfected,
man can be thrust
through space
never knowing
the ill effects
of space travel,
or the boredom
from being confined in
a closed vehicle
over a long period of time.
Dr. Bolen is right.
But may I ask you,
how do you
happen to be familiar
with "sleep freeze"?
Freezing is the key
in our latest
mapping techniques
with
non-chromosomal genes.
I'm no scientist,
but as a soldier,
I feel I'm on
safer ground
when I know where
the enemy is.
And I think we just
may have found him.
Something's up.
They haven't been
this positive
since the
alert began.
Now they've
cut everything.
It must mean they're
getting somewhere.
It must be something
dr. Bolen has said.
If I remember correctly,
there's a water canal
that enters
the ice plant.
Large enough
for a vehicle
of some kind
to enter?
Within reason, yes.
I've cut the
news arteries.
Now, each of you
must regard our plan
as top secret.
Now, we can't make a raid
with a large party
or during
the daylight hours.
Now, since I feel that
their departure
is scheduled
for after dark,
we can risk waiting
until then.
However,
after sundown,
every second
is precious.
Dr. Bolen
is in on this.
Fast, this is
an important story.
I want you to
get her confidence.
I must.
What do you want
to do this evening?
Just being with
you is enough.
Hungry?
No, not really.
Are you?
Not really.
I-I had a late lunch
while you were in
that inner circle.
How did-- how did
you ever become
an authority
on genetics?
Oh, I grew up
with it.
My father devoted
his entire life
to that field.
Then after he died,
it seemed only natural
for me to continue
his work.
He must be
very proud of you
winning the
pulitzer prize.
He made it
all possible.
Would you like
to meet my father?
Yes.
I am the talking woman.
As you walk about
these corridors,
you will see
some of
the outstanding
illustrations
of the work
of the late
dr. Gustave bolen,
the renowned
authority on genetics
in the
20th century.
Today, the theories
and discoveries
of this renowned
scientist are explored
in health museums
like this one
all over
the country.
Dr. Bolen's credo
is found
in the words
of alexander pope:
"Know thyself,
presume not god to scan;
"the proper study
of mankind is man."
Do you agree
the best study
of mankind is man?
Or woman?
What time
is it?
I kiss you and your
only response is:
"What time is it?"
It's 8:02.
A late date?
Of course not.
I have a mission.
I'm on an assignment,
remember?
This time
tomorrow night,
you'll be safe
and snug in seattle.
I may never
see you again!
Tomorrow?
What do you mean,
tomorrow?
We think we've found
the martians' hideout.
And there's gonna be
a raid on it tonight.
Why didn't you say
something before?
I'm sworn
to secrecy.
I'm not allowed
to say where.
I know where.
When?
At 9:00.
I have to go.
It's best that you
don't go with me.
The exotic dancer is secured.
Pulse is high.
Temperature?
Pulse normal.
Sedative is
at zenith.
Blood pressure
at zenith.
Temperature: 99.4.
Pulse?
Sedative at zenith.
Blood pressure: 118/78.
Pulse: Normal.
Dilation reduced.
Blood pressure: 125.
Sedative at zenith.
Temperature: 99.1.
Pulse: High.
Blood pressure:
122 over 82.
Dilation high.
Abort the mission!
We've been concerned
for you, fellow 1.
There's no time
for concern.
There's a raiding
party on the way.
They're due
here any minute.
Abort!
Take to the ship!
Fellow 1? You?
Please leave
before they arrive.
Nobody leaves
this room!
What happens
if you go
without the women?
There's no time
to complete preparations
of the subjects.
They'll have
reinforcements soon.
I'm not coming with you,
fellow 2.
To abort this mission
is failure enough.
To leave you behind
would mean
death to us all!
Why not take
both of them?
We could freeze her
en route.
As a test case
for insemination?
You must
make a decision.
One of you goes.
Dr. Bolen
would compensate
for the
aborted mission,
one good subject.
But if you
decide to go,
I don't have
to remind you
of the consequences
of your actions...
Or of abandoning
your mission.
You must
decide now!
She stays!
What I have to say
is for your ears only.
The word "love"
went out of
our vocabulary
100 years ago.
But whatever
love is,
I know it must be
what I feel for you.
Subjects are
under mild sedation.
They'll come out
of it shortly
with no
ill effects.
What were
they like?
Will you be able
to describe them?
Well, can't you
tell us anything?