Married by Mistake (2023) - full transcript

[groans]

[♪♪♪]

[shrieking]

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Sorry.
- What?

- What?
- Where are we?

Oh...

[♪♪♪]

We're in Vegas.

Vegas?

We're in Vegas.



There's a ring on my finger.

Oh, no.

Wait, did we get married?

To finally getting that MBA!

Whoo!

MBA!

Step one...

Graduate business school.

Step two...

Conquer the world!

[Nate] Think big, win big!

My girl Riley is going
to dazzle Beacon America

with her marketing prowess!

Yeah, I'll be lucky
if I'm even noticed there, so.



Would you rather go on a date

with that handsome,
strapping gentleman over there,

or Nate?

Okay, well,
that's not really fair,

because that guy's super-hot,

and Nate's a nice guy.

"Beacon America CFO arrested."

"A grand jury has indicted

the CFO
of a sporting-goods giant,

Beacon America,

for embezzling $80 million

"over the past five years."

- [gasps]
- Wait, what?

No.

Okay, so all hiring is on hold?

Right, I was supposed
to start next week,

so that can't be.

I would...

Hello?

You look like
you needed some "compny".

"Compa-nee."

Thanks, Nate,

but I don't really
feel like talking.

You know, I just want
what everyone else wants.

I want a job that doesn't suck.

And I want to pay off my loans,

and I want

maybe a house.

I don't know.

I don't need, like,
a white picket fence

or a Lexus in the driveway
with a ribbon.

What are you going to do?

My family business
is going through a rough patch.

Dad's counting on me
to come home,

help turn things around.

They could use a dose
of what you've got.

She spent years

trying to get me
to become a doctor.

Why didn't you?

Vasovagal syncope.

You mean something's wrong
down there?

What? No.

"Vasovagal" means that
my blood pressure drops.

I faint when I experience
trauma, I guess.

Like if you see blood?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm just down.

Blood, fear.

Anything, really, that triggers
my fight-or-flight reflex.

The last thing you want
is boring.

Really?

To not being boring!

[♪♪♪]

[vomiting]

It's nice to see

the idea of marrying me
makes you nauseous.

Not nauseous. Nauseated.

I mean, just, like,

I'm not this girl.

I don't get blacked out in Vegas
and get married.

You know, I'm the girl
who gets locked in the library

because I was studying too long.

Yeah, I don't do
this stuff either.

I've been dating the same girl
my whole life.

It's my high-school girlfriend.

We broke up after graduation

and got back together
senior year of college,

and we've been trying

to make it work long-distance
ever since, actually.

That sounds really complicated,

and I feel like we should
unpack that at a different time.

Yeah.

Look, I don't understand.
How could this happen?

I don't know, Nate.

I don't know.

The last thing I remember

is you were

you were trying to convince me

to help turn
your family business around.

[laughs]

Yeah, that was silly, huh?

Oh, my god, my family,

they're gonna freak out.

I mean, we have to get divorced.

- Right.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

- We have to...
- Right.

Although, if you think about it,

it's not that silly at all.

Not the marriage part.
We'll obviously get it annulled.

Obviously.

But you're smart
and resourceful.

That's exactly
the kind of exec we need.

What?

Riley, just

I'm telling you,
it's a big opportunity.

If you'd just take the time
to consider what I'm saying.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Are you asking me for real?

Yes, I am.

No, I'm a west-coast girl.

You know?

I like to go hiking in Marin.

And eat pork buns at Wing Lee's.

I don't think I'm gonna fit in
with your

little family business
in Tennessee.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

If you change your mind,

there'll be a ticket
waiting for you.

If I were doing
a case-method analysis,

(I would say that a)

It's a legit job offer,

(and b) the cost of living
is way cheaper than here.

Plus, Nate's kinda cute.

Okay, well,

my response would be

(a) I don't need a guy
to make me happy,

(and b)

It was

a mistake!

Doesn't look like a mistake.

Hell, this thing looks real.

I doubt it.

I think he got it at, like,
a drive-through chapel.

I'm so proud of you.

You finally did
something spontaneous.

Hey, thank you so much.

Girl, I love you,

but you can't plan
every minute of your life.

"It takes courage

to grow up and become
who you really are."

Are you throwing Oprah
at me right now?

No. E e cummings.

Oh, that's it.

Oprah said,

"You get in life

what you have the courage
to ask for."

Okay, what does that

have to do with this ring?

Maybe it's time
to stop planning.

Do something outrageous.

Like move to Tennessee

and work for
a mom and pop company?

Would you rather
move you and Herb

back home with your parents?

[♪♪♪]

I got a call
from your Aunt Joan.

She says your cousin Kaitlyn
just bought a new home.

With a guest house
for Aunt Joan.

Wow.

Kaitlyn must be doing very well.

Yeah, Mom,
surgeons make good money.

Let's eat!

Dad,

where did you get that shirt?

My AP Bio class gave it to me.

Did they give you those shoes?

No, no. Knock-offs.

I got 'em at BuyRite.

Ugh.

What's wrong with BuyRite?

Well, they underpay
their employees,

their stuff is cheap

because it's cheaply-made.

Listen to you,

who buys half her clothes
at thrift shops.

Not thrift.

It's vintage.

Don't worry, Suzanne,

from now on,

Riley's gonna get me
all the sneakers I need

at Beacon.

Yeah, so, um...

Oh, yeah, it won't be long

before you're running
that whole company.

Am I right?

And don't forget to bring
Aunt Joan a nice gift

when you get to L.A.

Why, Mom?

It is the right thing to do.

Mom,

you have to stop
comparing me to Kaitlyn.

Joan does the comparing.

She forgets that
your brother would've been...

A great doctor, yeah.

Okay, we both know
how hard you work.

No daughter
makes her parents prouder.

Aside from Kaitlyn, of course.

[chuckles]

Come on!

Mom.

Mom?

When the time is right,

I promise I will be happy
to have you move in with me.

Not without a guest house.

We need our privacy.

Your father can get loud.

- Ew.
- It's true.

- Stop.
- She probably knows already.

I mean

I don't even know
why I'm considering it.

I don't know anything
about them.

Nate's family
probably says stuff

like "what needs washed?"

And they probably love
Miracle Whip.

And you know how I feel
about Miracle Whip.

But Mom and Dad
want me to be a big success.

Yeah, I know.

I wish you could give me a sign.

[chiming]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

♪ There's an old man
on the corner street ♪

♪ Kickin' his heels
and playin' in the heat ♪

♪ Smilin' though
he's down on his luck ♪

♪ He don't seem
to care that much ♪

♪ Gotta keep it up

♪ You gotta choose

♪ Stay positive
or sing the blues ♪

♪ You gotta keep it up

♪ And work your way...

[radio announcer] Radio 102.4...

Hey.

What can I getcha?

Um.

Do you have boba?

Excuse me?

Taiwanese bubble tea.

With tapioca balls.

Trust me, they don't have it.

Sorry.

I'll just take
a chocolate shake, please.

Uh-huh.

It's my

it's my first visit
to Cedar Falls.

It's... it's nice.

It's quiet.

The people
seem friendly, though.

You know that studies show

the reason that people
from small towns are friendlier

isn't altruism.

It's actually necessity.

Yeah, because,

you know, due to
the small population,

it's more likely
they'll, you know,

need help in the future.

Do you always use
scientific data

to lure people
into conversations?

Not always.

Is that a turtle?

Oh, yeah. That's Herb.

When I was little,

they didn't allow dogs
in my apartment complex,

so I got Herb.

He's a good listener.

You just take him around
everywhere you go?

No, of course not.

But I can't exactly

leave him in the car
with my luggage.

Well, I probably could.

There's no laws against it,

which is...

Yeah, well, I'm not a monster.

So do you live here?

I used to live here.

Oh. Why'd you leave?

Are you a reporter?

Here you go.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, actually...

It's better for the environment.

Thank you.

Mm.

Sorry. You were just telling me
why you left?

Actually, I wasn't.

I feel like you were.

I created
a financial services app

in Seattle.

I got married,

divorced,

sold the app,

and I came back home.

Doesn't sound like
it was your idea.

My grandmother wields guilt
like a samurai sword.

That's lovely.

My mom's a stealth fighter...

But in pink butterfly scrubs.

Success depends on a company's
willingness to evolve.

You know,
we need diverse voices,

young voices in the boardroom
to connect with the consumers.

Nothing's going to change

until someone like me
has a seat at the table.

My dad and I didn't connect,

and it's only gotten worse

since he married someone
10 years younger than me.

But every summer,

my mom would take me camping
to the Smoky Mountains.

We would sit by the fire
and talk for hours.

Some nights,
when I look up at the sky,

I feel like
I'm back there with her,

under all those stars.

Sometimes, I feel like
it was my fault.

You know, if I hadn't

asked my brother, Danny,
to take me to the mall...

Yeah, sometimes,
I just feel like

she wishes he was the one
that was alive.

I'm sorry, I'm rambling.

You're awfully nice
to listen to me.

I'm not being nice.

Studies show I'm just worried

I might need
something from you someday.

You

you have an eyelash right there.

Make a wish.

[cell phone rings]

Sorry.

Yes?

Can't it wait?

Okay, fine.

I said, fine.

Sorry, I

I got to go...

Riley.

Riley.

I'm going to say something
that I never say.

I think you're an amazing woman,

and I can't imagine

spending the rest of my life
without you.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Ooh, baby

♪ I think I'm falling in love

♪ Ooh, baby...

[needle scratching record]

Riley?

Yeah?

I was just saying,

I don't usually enjoy meeting,
well, anyone,

but it was really nice
talking to you.

Yeah.

See you, Herb.

I don't understand it.

Now is when I should be

building my career, you know?

Not just fantasizing
about some stranger.

Plus, I don't need a guy...

To make you happy. Yeah, yeah.

Aren't you there yet?

I'm lost.

You know, I don't know
if this is a good idea.

I'm not sure how I'm going
to fit in here.

Then don't.

"Why fit in when you were born
to stand out?"

Maya Angelou?

Dr. Seuss.

Um, I gotta go.

Okay, love you. Bye.

No, I know, I know.

So I said to him,

"Carl, if you wanna go
drinkin' after work,

least you can do

is pick up the kids from school.

Hell, I don't care
if you take 'em with you,

"as long as
I don't hafta get 'em."

Oh! I'll call you back.

You must be Riley!

Nate told me
to keep an eye out for ya.

That Marie Kondo

says to surround yourself
with things that bring you joy.

'Mingos bring me joy.

[laughs]

Come on.

- I love your suit.
- Thank you.

[man] I'm tired

of you questioning
everything I say.

In case you haven't noticed,
I am in charge here,

so pack up your crap
and get the hell out of here.

You're fired!

[woman sighs]

Hey, Ma.

Don't you look nice,
Mother Faye.

Pretty as a peach in June.

I see we lost
another Marketing VP.

All he did was gripe
about his budget.

I told him how to save money.

I told him to use Kaylee
in the campaign.

Used car dealers
feature their wives in ads,

not national brands.

I do have
my own YouTube channel.

Don't you have somewhere to be?

Son, we are already facing
another quarter in the red.

Your daddy
would be so disappointed.

Look all you want, Ma.

You won't find him up there.

This young lady's
here to see Nate.

He said to bring her in here.

Uh.

This is probably a mistake.

I'm looking for Nate Fisher.

That's my grandson.

Nathaniel Fisher Bynam.

I'm his dad, Nathaniel Sr.,

but 'round here
everybody calls me "Buck".

Bynam?

As in the owners of...

BuyRite Department Stores?

Hi.

Sorry, I was on
a conference call.

Riley, are you okay?

BuyRite is your family business?

Yeah.

Oh!

Winnie!

Herb! Herb! Did you catch Herb?

- [Nate] He's fine.
- He's okay?

[Nate] Yeah.

I think you had one of
those vegan-bagel things.

Vasovagal.

Yes, thank you.

I thought you said that
your last name was "Fisher".

I used my mom's name in school
to attract less attention.

Gotcha.

So, son, you wanna
catch us up here?

Yeah, Dad, this is Riley Smith.

We went
to business school together.

[Riley] Hi.

And this is
my grandmother, Faye.

Hi.

- Welcome to Cedar Falls.
- Thank you.

So you're here for a visit?

Yeah.

Well, actually,
she came to live.

We're married.

I thought that you said
we were getting an annulment.

I'm sorry I blindsided you
with all that.

Dad's been acting so erratic,
the board froze all hiring.

So, the only way to bring you in

is if we stay married
just for a little longer.

BuyRite?

I don't agree with any
of BuyRite's policies.

At all.

Then help change them.

Look, BuyRite used to be
a great place to work.

But the industry's changed.

Since Mom died,
we've had to close 80 stores.

We're not done.

Well, you obviously

can't shut down Boise.

There's nothing for 50 miles.

You'd just be turning your backs

on the customers
who need you the most,

and you'll be
creating a PR nightmare.

- You see?
- Do not look at me like that.

You understand both sides.

We'd offer a generous salary.

Living rent-free with me,

you could pay off your loans
in no time.

Are you trying to bribe me?

No.

- 'Cause it's working.
- Great.

Oh, it's working.

No, it can't work.

I can't work for BuyRite.
This is.

I can't go to my parents.

My dad might not be able
to work much longer.

- Welcome back.
- Emily!

Oh, someone's working out?

Oh, it's just
some interval training.

- Hi.
- Hi. I'm Emily.

Director of Corporate
Communications and Promotions.

Oh, nice to meet you.

And Nate's old girlfriend.

I'm Riley.

I'm...

Nate's

wife, I guess.

You're married?

It was very impromptu.

Musta been.

You didn't even have time
to get her a ring.

Uh, yeah

I actually have it.

It's in her purse, yeah.

It was just getting resized.

Traveling, so.

Yup.

Nate actually
has said a lot about you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

He never mentioned you.

[Winnie speaks on intercom]
Nate,

can you tell Emily

another bouquet
arrived from Andrew?

That boy
is such a cutie-patootie.

[Nate] Thank you, Winnie.

Andrew Baker?

High-school football captain.

Yeah.

He's... so thoughtful.

You know,
we should go to dinner.

The four of us.

Yeah. It would be fun, right?

Yeah.

Great!

[♪♪♪]

[Riley]
This is where you grew up?

[Nate] Look, I know that was
a lot for everyone.

They just need a chance
to get to know you better.

We're normal.

They'll love you.

You're normal?

Yeah.

There's, like, 15 garages here.

14.

It's called "Find Your Bliss
With Kaylee Bynam."

So I get my squad together,

and we talk about
female empowerment.

You know, like being responsible
for your own orgasm.

Mother Faye, there's nothing
wrong with enjoying sex.

My dear,

I was owning my own orgasm
long before you were born.

Some things are best
left to yourself.

I also bring on guests.

Last week, I talked to a girl
who writes sci-fi erotica.

And not just Captain Kirk
getting it on with Mr. Spock.

Classy stuff.

Okay, so it's a video podcast
and people subscribe to it also?

From all over.

Even men in prison.

Especially men in prison.

Yeah, maybe that's enough talk
about the podcast, babe.

I'd like to propose a toast.

Nate,

I'm real proud of you.

Sorry I couldn't make it
to the graduation.

Thanks, Dad.

It's good to be home again.

We're in this together.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I don't know why
you had to get married so fast.

No family.

I couldn't move back
without her.

Riley's very special to me.

Well, now,
that doesn't explain why

I understand that BuyRite's
been around for over 60 years?

So what was your focus
at Stanford?

Socially-conscious marketing.

Really?

What is
socially-conscious marketing?

It's a lot of nonsense,
that's what.

Honey...

No, it's a...

It allows consumers
to connect with companies

in a more meaningful way.

So, like Verizon
with women in tech,

or Dove's
positive-body-image ads.

That's the fatties
in the underwear, right?

Really,

it's a load of woke PR
is what it is.

I think companies

have a responsibility

to better society
in any way that they can.

My company provides jobs.

We don't get anywhere
near enough credit for that.

You do get tax breaks, though,

which leaves towns

with less money for schools
and emergency services.

What Riley's trying to say
is our brand needs a makeover.

Her perspective will be valuable
to our marketing department.

[Buck] Will be?

You just hold on
a minute there, son.

[Faye] I think

the company could use
a fresh pair of eyes.

[♪♪♪]

You know,

BuyRite obviously can't compete
with online companies

offering free delivery, so.

There's a news flash.

You're saying
we should concentrate

on bringing customers
into the stores?

[Nate] Yes.

Cedar Falls used to be
one of our best outlets,

but it just had
its worst quarter in five years.

Now, if you're talkin'
about give-aways...

It's not about gimmicks, Dad.

We need to revitalize the brand.

You know,
improve the retail experiences,

bringing in younger customers.

There's a lot of room to pair
with social-media influencers.

I'll give you Cedar Falls.

Mother...

Come up with a plan
to turn things around

and we'll talk.

And because leadership skills
are important,

I've asked Rhys to return.

[Nate] What?

What, Rhys is joining BuyRite?

Just to keep the Board happy.

Once we're back on solid ground,

he can go
where he damn well pleases.

Who's Rhys?

I told you about Rhys. Remember?

You didn't know
that Nate had a brother?

No.

Sorry I missed dinner, Grandma.

Hi.

[Leila]
So let me get this straight

Mr. Milkshake,
the man of your dreams,

is your husband's brother?

Yes. Well, no.

I don't know.

Stop laughing.

This isn't funny.

Oh, what should I do?

Off the top of my head

move up the annulment!

I can't move it up.

Well, because this is
kind of interesting.

The plan is
we have to be working.

Plus, his grandma's very cool.

[Buck] Riley?

Yeah, you gotta go.

Mr. Bynam.

Hi.

I don't know what kind of game
you're running here, missy.

I think you have
the wrong idea. I...

You don't have to be a genius

to see that Nate's in
over his head,

so cards on the table.

Am I gonna be a grandpa?

What?

Oh, no.

No, no. I'm not

pregnant, so.

Okay, then I will pay
whatever is in your prenup.

Uh...

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Mr. Bynam, I

I don't want anything from you.

Really. I'm

Nate thinks BuyRite
is worth saving,

and

I can help.

I'm gonna...

Why didn't you tell me
who you were?

Why didn't you tell me
you were married?

Oh, it's so nice having
my boys back in the house again.

You're not afraid we'll end up
killing each other?

Oh, well,

that's a distinct possibility,

but it's a risk
I'm willing to take.

Congrats, by the way.

Thank you.

I was referring to Nate.

Clearly, he got
the better end of the deal.

[laughs]

Why'd you have to go
and say that?

She thinks I'm a catch.

No one thinks
you're a catch, Nate.

I think you're a catch, Nate.

I see you gave her mom's ring.

It's not like you were using it.

It's good to be home.

[♪♪♪]

What do you got in there?

Sorry.

Like, what?

Dead bodies.

Oh, it's just up here.

And off we go.

Oh, watch out.

- Be careful.
- I'm okay!

[♪♪♪]

[exhales]

Okay

everything's set up.

You can take the guest room.

- Okay.
- Unless you want to sleep in...

No, no.

'Cause married people,
they stay in the same bedroom.

We're not really married.

That's...
The guest room is perfect.

Thank you.

This

is your mom's ring.

You didn't mention that.

[sighs]

Thank you
for trusting me with this

while we

you know, do this.

It's really...

Not a problem.

It was for Emily, huh?

Were you going to propose?

We've been trying

to keep things going
long-distance.

She was supposed
to fly out for graduation,

but she called the night before,

and said

she'd met someone else.

Oh!

Okay. That's why
you got so drunk.

She was tired
of being taken for granted.

She said, um

she said I didn't
appreciate her enough.

She was right. I blew it.

Okay, Nate, it's...

No, Riley, it's fine.

She moved on.

So should I.

You know, I could probably
get a plant or two in here.

You know,

warm up the space.

I don't plan
on staying here long.

Have you done any work in sales?

Well, I worked
at Urban Outfitters

when I was a teenager
during the summer.

- Does that count?
- [Nate] Yeah.

So she knows
how to up sell stoners.

It's perfect for us.

I don't think you understand

what you're
getting yourself into.

My dad is looking
for anyone to blame.

And he's a bit unhinged.

I think
I can handle myself, Rhys.

I have an MBA.

[Nate] Why do you always
attack him?

Why do you always defend him?

You know he's been this way
since we were kids.

He thinks
the world is against him.

Seventh grade, summer camp,
laser tag,

no one wanted to be on his team

because if poor, little Rhysie
didn't win,

he was furious.

He'd always complain
that his vest wasn't working.

My vest was not working.

No matter
how many times he got hit,

he always refused
to leave the game.

Faulty vest.

I guess some people
expect a trophy

just for showing up.

[intercom beeps]

[Winnie] Rhys,
your father wants to see you.

Well, that went well.

Well

there's something
you don't see much around here.

Yeah.

No, no, don't, don't.
They're beautiful.

I'm Demarcus. From Operations.

Riley.

Nice to meet you.

Um.

Well, how can I help you?

Well, Nate wants you
to go undercover,

scope out the Cedar Falls store.

Oh, okay.

Well, um

let me check my schedule.

She says,
pretending she has a schedule.

Sorry, yeah.

Undercover?
That's... that's exciting.

Do I have, like...
Like a back story?

Or a disguise?

Simmer down, Veronica Mars.

I told the manager

you've been transferred
from Memphis.

And you'll wear these.

Okay.

Okay.

I know, honey.

Don't even try to explain it.
It's a waste of time.

Like watching golf,

or eating kale.

My theory is,

they designed them
back in the '70s

to prevent workers
from hooking up.

I'm guessing
it worked out pretty well.

Enjoy!

Nice to meet you!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[man] Heads-up!

Kenny!

Knock it off, man!

Sorry, Maria!

Cooler display!
Aisle 12. Let's go!

Yeah, but I was just...

No, no, no!
O te patearé tu trasero.

All right, boss.

[speaks in Spanish]

Okay!

Come on, let's go.

Well, he responds
to "I'll kick your ass,"

so that's... that's good.

He's a good kid.

You just need to know
how to reach him.

Got it.

- Riley?
- Yes, sorry.

- Hi.
- Hola.

I'm Maria.

The manager's not here
so I'll take you around.

- Great.
- Come this way.

Now, that was Kenny,
and he's not gonna change.

[Riley] Okay.

We like to rotate the newbies
through each department.

Unfortunately,
we have a high turnover rate.

You see,
morale isn't exactly high.

Josh!

Becca!

Man, where is everyone?

Kenny! Kenny! No, no, no, no!

That's going to...

- Whoops.
- Fall.

As I was saying,

we have pretty good barbecues,

lawnmowers.

Can't stand to lose, huh?

Have you met Riley's parents?

Not yet.

What about siblings?

I think she's an only child.

How much do you know about her?

We've been friends
for two years.

You really think
it was a good idea,

surprising Dad like that?

Yeah.

He'll come around.

You always did
believe in miracles.

[girl] I'm hungry.
I want these cookies.

You can't keep taking cookies
from the shelves.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Who's this?

She was separated
from her family.

Oh, no.

Hi. What's your name?

Amalia.

Amalia? Okay.

I'm sure we can find them
somewhere.

They're probably not far

Riley, why don't you take
a break for lunch?

I'll go find her mom.

- Oh, are you sure?
- Yeah.

Of course.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

Come on.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hello there!

Hi.

I'm Ted, the store manager.

Right.

- Hi.
- Hi.

If I'd have known
you were this pretty,

I would have been here
a lot sooner.

Well, Maria's been doing
a really good job, so.

Yeah, she's pretty good
for a part-timer.

Love her spunk.

Yeah, that's good to know

Ted.

[Riley] I mean,
the store's a mess,

and Ted, he...

That man sucks.

Yeah, that's a non-starter.

Ted is Faye's nephew.

What?

That's the only reason
he's had this job for so long.

So, a little birdie told me

that you got off
on the wrong foot with Buck.

Yeah.

Word of advice...

Don't poke the bear, honey.

That could prove dangerous.

Well...

Oh, you're not
in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.

And I sure as hell
ain't the wizard.

That's too bad...

There's a pair
of ruby slippers in footwear.

Just my size.

I am so sorry.

I'm not talking about
a complete restructuring.

I'm just saying

if you pay people like Maria
what she's actually worth,

then it would be...

Do you know how much
it would cost

to provide benefits
to part-timers?

Well, she's not
actually part-time.

You guys just call her that
because it's a way

I don't call it anything.

I'm just here
on a temporary basis,

and as soon as
things get in shape...

You will be on your way.
Yes. I'm aware.

You should just take it off.
The stain's gonna set.

You know, so you can soak it,

or the shirt will be ruined.

Okay...

Okay, well...

Oh, I'm not gonna do it.

You can.

Take this. Here, you...

You can just scrub it.

Well, don't scrub it.

Dab it.

Ahem.

What's going on?

Um.

I had the coffee and...

She came around the corner,

and then the...

- The stain...
- All over it, so we're just...

Dad and I decided.

We're closing ten more stores.
Including Boise.

Okay, then.

By the way,

your wedding announcement's
gonna be in Sunday's paper.

Yeah.

Nate.

My parents don't know yet.

It's the "Cedar Falls
Chronicle".

They'll never see it, okay?

Can I, uh, get my shirt back?

Yeah.

Here you go.

Um, I'm gonna...

You can... yeah.

[Leila] You always do this.

Do what?

Miss the cues.

Remember that professor?

He just gave me his umbrella.

During a thunderstorm.

You're ridiculous.

And what about that waiter?

You really think
he comped our entire table

just 'cause your fish was dry?

Leila, I know what you're doing

and it's not going to work.

You know, you're trying
to make this

into something it's not.

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