Maria do Caritó (2019) - full transcript

Carit? is the small shelf

placed on top of a wall
or niche in tapial houses,

where women hide, out
of reach of children,

its threads, comb,
tobacco and pipe.

"Vitalina" is the
girl who gets ready.

She puts on makeup and
makeup, and doesn't find a husband.

And so, "the vitalina
stayed in Carit?",

it's like saying that it
has stayed on the shelf,

without utility,
forgotten, kept intact.

My dear San Antonio, I
ask you in supplication.

Give me my first husband,



I get the second later.

My dear Saint Anthony, my
saint in flesh and blood,

If you don't give me a husband,

I'm not going to take
you out of the well.

Watch this.

Time is getting old.

I never even
kissed on the mouth.

My holy Filomena of the kisses
kept on the pillow...

The perspiration is too much...

It is a warm and fat insomnia.

It's hard for the night
to fall in my eyes.

Today is June 13.

The day of love.

Look at this, what
a beautiful thing!



Look.

Not a day went by without
adding a flower, an embroidery...

Mary!

Hurry up, woman! The sun
is in a hurry to be born.

Did you bring it? Everything?

Did you write down all the letters
of the alphabet on paper?

Yes, and I added W and Y.

For what?

What do I know, there you marry someone
who has a foreigner's name.

Wesley... Yudson...

It's cute, like movie.

When they talk, we look down

to See the words
dressed in Portuguese.

You must say the prayer and
the paper that opens first.

It will show the letter of
the man who will marry you.

My great friend San Antonio, you who
are the protector of the couple,

look at me, my
life, my desires...

It's opening, Maria! It opens!

It didn't open...

May my courtship be happy
and my love without measures,

because even the toads and
insects that approach me are female.

It's going to open,
it's going to open!

It did not open.

May all the bride and groom seek communion
in life and grow in faith.

- So be it...
- It opened!

- It opened!
- It opened!

What is the letter?

The paper is illegible.

Was it too much to ask that you use
ink that would not be erased in the water?

You are very intelligent, you succeed
of so much "intelligentness".

And what will happen now?

I will have to wait until
June 13 of next year!

Finita, listen to me.

I swore my whole life and
I will swear once more.

I'm just leaving Carito in
the arms of my true love.

It doesn't take forever.

Isn't eternity too long, Maria?

How can a father do that to a
daughter without first asking?

Entrust me to the Holy
Djalminha, and I keep myself to him.

I was stuck with that
promise since I was born.

As he did to save
you from death.

Why didn't he promise
an ox, a donkey, a house?

Did I have to promise my virginity?
Offer it to a saint?

Promising using the fruit
of others is easy.

It Seems nice to be
a saint's girlfriend,

It's better than being
nobody's girlfriend.

But, Finita...

My body is warming up,

because I already entered the
realm of "less pause" a long time ago.

You know what it means?

That the parts
decrease, they stop working.

Upon entering this stage,
everything becomes dehydrated.

Like a dried plum.

Look at old age.

It is approaching me.

These are the two candidates that will
bring our flock back, brothers.

Do you think that is enough

to overcome the
dispute between the churches

who say "God pay him", but
take away the money from the people?

The simple announcement of the candidacy
of Jos? Santo already attracted crowds.

The diocese has been
congratulated by the Holy Pope.

And like Jos? Santo,

Mar?a de Carit?
has proven miracles.

There is no doubt
about my mysticism.

Is there news of
your pudendas parts?

The father kept it to be
delivered a virgin to San Djalminha.

- How holy is that?
- San Djalminha. The patron of the city.

Now we have to put together
this vow of chastity

to the votes of the
next municipal elections.

Mary!

It is time to pray kneeling in
the corn before the precession.

I'm going!

I learned that San Antonio.

He reserved a special
place for you in his car.

But dad, I am so out
of place up there.

Let the younger girls do it.

I'm not here to get in the car.

A virgin is not old.

Purity makes you a girl.

And a saint.

I already told you a
thousand times that I am not a saint.

It Is faith that
makes things happen.

I do not do anything.

It seems that milk came out
of your sweat tonight.

Mary,

Did you dream of a sin?

Or is it easy woman's boldness?

It's my body that
talks to me, dad.

Well, become deaf.

And keep those night thoughts.

And hurry up! You can't
leave a saint waiting.

The elixir of the virgin!

Today is in promotion! The
elixir! Who will want it?

Brothers Sisters...

On behalf of the Holy Mother
Church, I am proud to announce

that the candidacy to
canonize Mar?a de Carit?,

It has been
accepted unanimously!

My daughter has been kept
pure and holy for San Djalminha,

without any trace
of men on his body!

Hallelujah!

This Monday,

The closing process for
our future Santita will begin.

Monday...

Hail Saint Mary of Carit?!

Live!

Now, all on your knees...

Not you! Not you!

Our father who art in Heaven,

Hallowed be thy name.

Your kingdom come to
us, Your will be done,

so on Earth as in Heaven.

WELCOME TO ?SULA.

Don't get like this, Maria,
the day is not over yet.

Didn't you hear, Finita?
I was promised to a saint.

I Will stay in that
convent until I die.

Or do you think there
is tucutucu in heaven?

Not even in memory I
will carry the tucutucu.

What if we go to the
party in the square?

This year there is a seer
who reads the letters.

I don't want to
hear from any gypsy.

All I need is true love.

I can't stand this fire
under my skirt anymore.

Not even this sad
sadness in my chest.

You did not understand, Maria.

They say that gypsy makes the
untouched person of Carit?.

Find your true love
in less than 24 hours.

Then they understood, right?

I take care of them below

and the little saint
takes care of them from above.

Isn't this metaphor cute?

Good morning, my people!

Good morning!

You wear the shoe for one foot, and
the other after the elections.

Look!

The shoe that did not
deliver I will put it in the head.

You went crazy?

That man kisses the Devil's
cheek upon waking

and the other cheek
when he lies down.

Come on.

Come in, Carito.

He said my name! It
is really very good.

- Give me money, Finita.
- I?

I know you have money!

Did you see what you had?

Is that clear?

It is San Djalminha.

He is the saint for whom
my dad swore my virginity

in case he was born
healthy and saved.

What's your name?

Name!

And I demand a sign first.

I will only pay if
there is a guarantee.

But you are an
incredulous saint.

Cursing me is not going to help!

I do not have a husband,

I am committed to
one San Djalminha,

that nobody knows him.

I'm already cursed!

I am a maiden,
but I am not lela.

Sirs!

Ladies, ladies!

Town of ?rsula!

It is a great pleasure
to introduce you

our great circus Eita!

After a very successful tour,

We are here in this
small, but honest city,

with our acclaimed cast

and the brightness of his
performances unmatched!

Do not miss our great
Russian heartthrob:

Anatoli!

Look, Finita! I got goosebumps.

Our lovely, cute and delicate
dancer, Naive!

Go away, cute man!

And if my dad sees you here,

It will take you to
the judgment of Jesus.

Ah, Dostoevsky!

If to receive your
kiss, I must die...

...I will die happy!

With you, I want
to go beyond meat.

Father!

Be careful, miss!

You don't go to meat,
much less beyond meat!

Somebody control this wild!

Do you now kiss even the most
mature women in the audience?

I'm gonna get you!

Anatoli!

The great circus Eita!

Eita!

Now you are going to pay me!

Let go! Let go!

They are very good! I'm shaking!

Oh, Antonio de Padua!

On the edge of the
precipice appeared salvation.

It's him, Finita,
it has to be him.

A Russian artist, a foreigner.

My God, how will we communicate?

The tables on the book.

Maria, where were you?

You forgot it?

I went to pray
for Mrs. Rogaciana.

Poor thing, I was
very bad at the spine.

Who said my daughter
can walk around at night?

I was so ecstatic about the power of prayer
that I didn't even see the moon being born.

What do you have in your hand?

It is the holy cloth
they gave me to get used to.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Father...

I am very grateful
for saving me from death.

Penalty that San Djalminha
could not do the same with my mother.

I wish I had met her.

When your mother died in
childbirth, there in front of my eyes,

You were next door, passed out.

Then, I held on to
the faith and said:

"My patron saint,
save my daughter

and I promise that she will be
your bride, virgin and sacred."

The deal was very clear.

You can't dare before
marrying the saint.

Father...

I want to get married
while I'm alive.

May I?

Don't worry, I will
divorce before I die.

Thus I arrive free for
San Djalminha in heaven.

Speak Low.

What you say is disrespectful
to the saint.

Being touched by love
is not disrespectful.

I know what these letters
dressed in Portuguese mean.

"What does an old
girl like you want

with a young boy like me?"

Ah, my St. Jude Thaddeus,

I want to get married.

San Ludovico, a very rich boy.

St nicolas,

Let him be the most!

Saint Benedict,
may he be beautiful.

Saint Gabriel, may
he always be faithful.

Saint Generous, may
he not be jealous.

Holy Trinity, give me happiness!

And, mainly, San Germano,

That does not happen this year.

Mary!

You have to run to the circus,

the girl that fought
with the heartthrob,

It was so strong
that she is gone.

This is your chance, woman!

You're going?

If need makes man,
imagine what despair does not.

Kasparov! Again
with that, Naive?

- You are going to pay me!
- My face!

I'm going to give you
stronger! You'll see!

- Take it easy! Take it easy!
- Damn bastard!

You messed with that
old woman's colonel!

- I?
- How could you do this to me?

I hope you cut your meat
and throw it away!

Don't offend my flesh, it
has nothing to do with it.

- If he doesn't cut it, I do it!
- My stage!

Calm down, my matroska.

Get out of me...

Get out of me, man!

But, dear, we
provide successes, applause,

life experience

I know very well what life
experience you gave me.

The....

He looked at the girls in the audience
during the act of the knife.

While I was
throwing my knives...

It almost nails me,
it almost kills me.

Look, I'm all hurt.

How awful!

But if this is the problem, Fonsequita
can take your place.

Fonsequita!

For me, this circus is over.

I'm going.

Just one more thing...

Well, let's go to
work. Fonsequita

I can do it?

Who's there?

Why don't you want to do it?

Why don't you want to do it?

This place is wonderful.

This tent...

This man...

I'm not feeling well.

I'm not feeling well...

Who allowed this
crazy to enter here?

In addition to scoundrel,
you are a donkey.

We found our new Naive.

Will this scrap metal
take the place of Ingenua?

If it's not her, it will be imitation
of people. You choose.

You are the prince.

Prince does not blow or
bite, a prince kisses.

In my country, in Russia,

We love women
like that, intense.

We call them Stoniskayas.

I melt with the
pretty things you say.

I saw a little bit of your show in the
square, I want to see everything.

I am Anatoli...

..."The big one".

If I understood correctly...

You came to share
the act with Anatoli.

The gallant and me?

Wanting I want, but I can't.

Where did that
creature come from?

She is the saint of the
city here, Santa Mar?a de Carit?.

A saint in the circus? OMG!

This may be more profitable than charging
author's rights from Our Father. Go.

I'm ready.

Curse.

- I didn't even feel it.
- Are you okay, daughter?

Yes, I'm fine, I'm alive.

- You...?
- Teodora L'Amour. It is a pleasure.

Permission, but I have to
go, if my dad doesn't find me...

- Anatoli will accompany you.
- Why?

He insists.

Needless.

I only came to kill
the thirst of my eyes.

Because I had never
been to a circus.

Tomorrow we will audition
for the place of Ingenua.

Why don't you show up?

Don't laugh, girl.

He needs a person like you.

- The?
- The circus.

Sorry for the question,

But are you the saint
of miracles as people say?

It seems to him that if I
had the power to work miracles,

Would I still be
here with such lack?

Anatoli!

What happened?

Look at you...

...it's like looking at
a dream with your eyes open.

If there is someone who looks
like an awake dream, it's you.

May you clean the
sins of the world.

Can I be honest?

You have that bearing,
that handling with words,

something like a real man.

And I don't usually be so
close to so much masculinity.

My body is not accustomed.

My head wobbles.

Give yourself to my
company, Mariuschka.

It is "Maria" in Russian.

Surrender...

...as if there was no tomorrow.

If it were for me, I would
stay here talking forever.

But my dad drives away all
the pants that come near me.

Not even a
"conchologist" doctor.

And more now than
the church people

I want to "claustrophobic"
in the monastery.

I don't want to
fill you with ideas,

but you have what
you call perestroika.

Star quality.

For me, you were born to
be worshiped by many,

but to be loved by only one.

Yes?

Why don't you
prepare a small act?

And maybe we could both
share the "scenicarovisk".

Look, Mr. Gal?n,

On Monday I will be confined and
sealed by everyone in the church forever.

What a waste.

There is no living soul in
this city that feels no pride in me.

But I feel that I am
an unfinished woman.

Because I still haven't
found my true love.

I'm going to show you how
your life is stuck to mine.

Get ready.

From today,

There is a pact
between the two of us.

A blood and sawdust pact.

We join with the finger
where the alliance is put.

On the finger of commitment.

Is that so?

Is it the finger of commitment?

Mary!

There is a soul waiting for
you to take it to God.

I'm going!

Who is it, dad?

She is the girlfriend
of Colonel Honorio.

The poor have disembodied
way to the church to get married.

So close to the consummation,
and it's gone.

That is why I say that there are people
who have not been made to marry.

Are you sure she unplugged
her life?

It has a vivid color.

The Colonel left her there

to give him the extreme
unction before going to eat land.

I?

I'm going to look for the
man, because he was broken.

Don't forget to bless
her with your elixir.

With that smelly thing?

Do you know any remedy
with a pleasant smell?

But it is the
secretion of my sweat.

Why would the fluid expelled
by my armpits be miraculous?

There lies the
strength of faith.

In my armpits?

Elixir of virgin woman
is perfume of God.

Here there is no perfume of God.

If it doesn't serve to bless,

At least it will take
worms away from the coffin.

Do you want to kill
me with that poison?

But you were dead!

I no longer smell anything.

You anesthetized
my nose forever!

Sorry for complaining about you.

But your elixir
is very powerful.

It ruined my five senses.

Are you?

The colonel has to know that you
are not dead, that you came back.

I will be eternally
grateful for returning to my colonel.

Is it love you
feel, ex-defendant?

- Yes, and a lot.
- And when will the new marriage be?

You just have to change
the decoration of the church,

from wake to wedding again.

The virgin resurrected me!

She negotiated with Jesus!

The virgin
resurrected me! Colonel!

Colonel!

- Be careful, Colonel.
- I already saw it.

I'm going there.

Your girlfriend is already
in people's mouths, colonel.

What did he say?

Now people say "The
Ex-defendant Bride."

Another miracle cataloged
from our little saint.

And this Jos? Santo.

He is so skinny that
he looks like a cricket.

We sold more
images of Jos? Santo

than those of Father Cicero.

Jos? Santo and Mar?a.

Not bad for whom until recently

distributed flour
to earn faithful.

Miracles are miracles,
business is separate.

In some days we will have Santa
Mar?a de Carit? among us.

You can sign here.

Good. About my,

The church and the
mayor will walk hand in hand.

What God has united, man
does not separate him.

Mary!

Mary!

I'm going!

Maria, open the door!

There is a line of people
who want to talk to you.

Why is there a line
that wants to see me?

Everyone already knows that you resurrected
the colonel's girlfriend.

People want to be
anointed by you.

Santa Maria de Carit?.

From Minas to Piau?.

We all pray for you.

May God keep you preserved.

Consecrated Cobweb.

Sealed chastity.

Whose key is in Heaven saved.

Do these people have
nothing else to do?

Why don't they go see the
novel or plant cassava?

- And that song?
- It's the anthem they made for you.

What is that, Maria?

It happened to me when I
moved the colonel's girlfriend.

To bring it back to life.

No daughter.

This is the first sore.

You are anointed by faith.

It's not that, dad.

After the resurrection of
the colonel's girlfriend,

we decided to anticipate
your entrance to the cloister

after tomorrow.

Day after tomorrow?

- Sunday will be the big day, Maria.
- Dad, help me.

I didn't do any
miracles, help me.

I didn't do any miracles!

True saints are like
you, Mary, modest.

But it is the people
who create the saint.

And the people want
to see you, Maria.

These people have a
great need for saints.

- Long live Santa Mar?a de Carit?!
- Live!

- San Djalminha's girlfriend!
- Live!

- Miracle of the town of ?rsula!
- Live!

Wait, my little saint! Wait!

Hi, Mrs. Revicleia!

I need to register a grace.

Do you remember that my
grandson had a nut instead of balls?

I put a droplet of your elixir,

and I brought you a bag of
nuts to thank for the child's balls,

Because now they are complete.

- Long live Santita!
- Live!

Let's talk about good
things, come on!

This is the elixir of the virgin!
The reliquary of the little saint!

Come closer!

So is!

Mary! Anatoli is there!

I look like a flan
in an earthquake.

I do not feel my legs.

One believes that the north is south
and the other that the south is north.

They fail to
understand each other.

Oh, Fonsequita...

I'm about to give up.

See if he enters.

It is small size.

Mrs. Theodora?

I'm tired of doing
auditions so much.

There were more than one
hundred candidates.

Could it be my turn?

I exaggerated it, didn't I?

I thought if I
put on more makeup,

The public would most like it.

Dear...

...you have artist intuition.

It is in the blood.

The public has to forget that
we are ordinary people,

they have to see us
as magical beings,

touched by God.

What do you think, Mr. Anatoli?

Where is Mr. Anatoli?

Where is Mr.
Anatoli, Fonsequita?

Come, my deceased.

My balkan goddess.

My Czech Republic wants
a permanent passport.

- Tell me Chechnya...
- Chechnya!

Shut!

Very good.

And in addition to miracles,

Do you know how
to do other arts?

I do not work miracles.

The faith of the people
makes things happen.

I do not do anything.

It's okay.

And what did you prepare for us?

A potpourri.

A what?

A potpourri.

A love song.

I prepared a love song.

I was inspired by a person.

I can imagine that.

We go to your act.

I'm going to put a
little thing on you.

Ready.

We will baptize it as
"The Aphrodite Clown".

?Clown?

Why clown?

Wasn't she the maiden
of the heartthrob?

We have to take advantage of
your talent in all potential.

You can start now.

Can you hold my cassette?

It is just play.

I think it will be
better without the song.

That kiss that I gave you

I will never, never forget.

The beautiful moon night.

The moon such a vulgar witness.

You are light.

You are lightning,
star and moon.

A sunny morning.

My yoyo, my yaya.

My yaya, my yoyo.

I gave you the sun, I gave you
the sea To win your heart.

You are a ray of nostalgia
Meteor of passion.

Explosion of feelings
I could not believe.

The paradita.

The paradita.

Hey unfaithful

I want to see you
living in a motel

I'm throwing you
out of my heart.

Assume the consequences
of this betrayal.

Hey, Mascare?as!

Great!

Is that good or bad?

- That's being an artist!
- Then there is more.

Do not!

You are more than hired.

The potpourri of love will be the great
attraction of the international circus Eita.

Fonsequita, prepare
the new poster.

Because Maria is going
to start this weekend.

Sunday? No, I can't Sunday.

I will be imprisoned virgin
there in the monastery.

Just on Sunday that is
the day we bill the most.

I could assume this new
position as an artist

and desist from holiness, if I had a
serious commitment to the heartthrob,

a proper marriage...

So, I promise that I
will think of something.

Think about it.

Think of a strong idea,

because my dad hates them
more than anything in this world.

The people of the circus.

I want my mayor's belt back,

To throw those people out
of the canvas circus.

I will start by extinguishing
the Ministry of Culture.

And Santita, my
campaign assistant,

Where is?

Maria went to
perform a miracle in a room

a few kilometers from
here, near the city.

And your late girlfriend?

She also went to do a charity

to raise funds for the campaign.

A few kilometers from
the city, in a stay too.

I will end that scoundrel.

It's the colonel! And my
dad with a gun in his hand!

Notify the father and the
gravedigger that they will do overtime.

Balalaika! Did you hear that?

It seems that there is
some "problemamoviski".

Come kill me with pleasure...

If someone is going
to die, it's me.

The colonel and santita's dad
are armed and very "angryvisk".

Listen to me, drum.

The law in this place is
the barrel of my weapon!

Isn't that the
girlfriend? The former one?

Did you also come
to the audition?

She is a good contortionist,

But he doesn't even
have half your talent.

The position is
yours, my daughter.

It's here, in the
truck, over there.

As I imagined.

You have 24 hours
to leave the city.

Did you understand.

I swore that I would
only leave Carit?.

When I find my true love.

And good...

Now Anatoli needs to
declare her intention to compromise

and I will apologize
to San Djalminha

and I will forget that story of
having been promised to a saint.

If you are sure you have
found your destination,

I help you fool your dad.

So I can say

that he needed to
keep me for one night

to purify my soul before
entering the cloister.

Even if it was true,

Is it necessary all night to disinfect
the soul of a virgin?

That lie is very big.

By Heartthrob I go to
the end of the ellipsis.

Until the sun meets the moon,

until you touch the
navel of the world.

Looks like it's time to
remove that santa costume

and dress yourself.

Oh, Finita...

I'll miss you a lot.

And me?

That I was born
silly, I will cry.

Mary! You can't imagine
who came to visit you.

She arrived.

Good day.

I came to fix our speech from
today to the night at the electoral act.

Electoral act? Today?

Yes, today night.

Or does the Santita
have other plans?

Well, Colonel, Mrs.
Bride... Exdifunta.

I have to watch for one
night at the convent,

I have a commitment to
holiness tomorrow, Sunday.

- Isn't that right, dad?
- Yes, but...

My motto is "first me".

God comes later.

By breathing the
same air as the saint,

I already feel lighter.

Let me kiss your feet.

- Needless.
- If required.

Now those people have
love for my leg smell.

Ready.

Santita, you saved
my girlfriend.

My gratitude is awesome.

If you allow me,

after so many
prayers and blessings,

I need to retire, permission.

Now are you going to tell me what you were
doing in the circus with that vulgar makeup?

If I return that insolent question,
will you have an answer to give me?

I want you to get
away from that tent.

At your age, Carit??

You are an old woman,
used, scratched.

The validity period has
expired, don't you think?

I tell you that I have
been "gyneconded" by the church.

They even gave me a guarantee
certificate.

Listen to me!

If you reappear in that tent,

I tell everyone that you
didn't do any miracles!

That you are a farce, Carit?!

My dad and the colonel gave
you the death certificate.

But the shameless certificate
you gave it to yourself, false.

I suffer from psychic catalepsy.

And is it contagious?

It is a disease.

What causes fainting,

but then one wakes up.

If the colonel finds out
that I have that defect,

It will return me,
do you understand?

And I will not return
to misery, Carit?.

If you want, I go to the living room
and tell everyone, who is interested.

That I was the chosen one to
be the couple of the heartthrob.

Mrs. Theodora is going to hire
me, that position is mine. Come on?

Why didn't you say it was
to take the job of that bitch?

Because you came with your finger
accusing me of sinner.

Look...

Now that we understand each
other, I will give you some advice.

The colonel starts the foot
of who goes against his team.

He starts the tongue of
those who speak ill of him.

It has a very powerful agenda.

So, don't leave
my colonel nervous.

It can be very
dangerous for you and your dad.

Father...

You are so pale, you
look like a deceased.

The demagogic political pact that
you will sign with me today,

it's a life pact.

Or death.

If the colonel
loses the elections,

It will kill me
and ruin your life.

Colonel, there is a picture of me with
you in every corner of this city.

What else do you
want? My kidneys?

You will not let go of my
arm until the voting ends.

While I make the speech,

you and your miracles will
be there, did you understand?

Come on.

Just today that my eyes shone
like Christmas lights?

You can go to both places.

A little with the deputy and
much here in the circus.

- What is the problem?
- Do not...

I can't risk my dad's life.

It is in the hands of the colonel that
is bad as the edge of the table.

After the colonel wins,

We Will be somewhere
waiting for you.

Seriously?

We already sold
all tickets tonight.

Now it's all or nothing.

I have A IDEA.

The beau asks for
my hand, we promise...

...and then he waits for me.

But first you must prove that
you are the ideal bride.

The great companion of Anatoli.

In and out of the sheets,
I say, of the scene.

It's me, Mr. Gal?n.

It is the first time
that I am alone with you.

We Are locked up and
in our future home.

It is the prison that
frees us, Mariuschka.

Feel my heart.

Late like a happy fever.

So it means that you are the...

"And they were happy forever".

The ultimate.

What is this bodice doing here?

It is part of what he subtracted

of the trousseau of Ingenua,
now it is of its replacement.

I mean, now, like my heart,

This bodice belongs
to you, Mariuschka.

No, you don't have to kneel.

I already accepted it.

One day, a man has
to find a lady to...

- For for...

It is difficult
to say so. For...

- For for...

For for...

...get marry.

Mr. Prince!

I have been waiting for a real
man like you for so long.

A man...

With the meats in place,

No doubt about what you want.

A crisp and perfected man.

For a female like me.

Watch this!

Look at these teeth!

What a wonder these teeth!

I'm going crazy!

I'll go crazy!

- I'm going to take off my clothes!
- No, no, wait!

- Let's stop with this verse!
- Calm down, my girlfriend!

Town of ?rsula!

On behalf of our city,
my first action as mayor,

it will be to ban
those people from the circus.

It is a bane of perdition.

It will make it very
clear who's in charge here!

I am going to build a
sanctuary for Santa Mar?a de Carit?.

That he already did so
many thanks to our people.

He has suffered so much.

You have to help
me run away, Finita.

My boyfriend waits for me.

What will we do
with those thugs?

You didn't get it, it's
waiting for me both ways.

Two?

In the tent and in bed.

Take off!

The time has come to
deceive the town, Santita.

What scarecrow is
going to wear that?

Your.

Do you want the
colonel to behead your dad?

It is quite discreet.

Its beautiful.

And now, with you,

she, who has been
on the shelf, unused,

no husband, kept intact!

I will come back in a second.

She needs relief, she is back.

Finita, the monsignor
and his group are arriving.

My dad can't see them. My
excuse for the closing will fail.

And how am I going to
get these people out of here?

Go outside

and don't let my dad
see the monsignor.

Our patron, sister
and protector.

Our favorite woman.

Our saint returned.

Good...

She got so excited
that she was speechless.

And as a campaign promise,

my help in the elections,
my little saint,

It will bring rain
to these drylands!

Good...

It is the strength of the miracle
that is in the faith of each one of you.

Now, I ask you to concentrate

and repeat with me.

It rains, rain!

It rains, rain!

It rains, rain, finite...

Finite.

I mean, chubby...

Finite...

Monsignor, I have been touched.

Touched? Touched by who?

I received a grace from
Santa Mar?a de Carit?.

And I need you to come
with me to the convent

to Tell Mr. Monsignor
what happened.

Wait until Maria
finishes evoking the rain.

It rains, rain!

It rains, rain!

Santa Mar?a de Carit? is
the salvation of drought.

It is the salvation of Ursula!

It is the salvation of humanity!

I will create the Secretariat
of Miracles. It's yours.

Permission, Mr. Colonel, I
need to retire to make my prayers.

- Excuse me.
- Long live Maria de Carit?!

We are virtual witnesses of
the miracles of santita.

The file must be
updated. Come on!

Above it rained, now they will believe
even more that I am holy.

And now...

...our great musical act,

the potpourri of love!

We invite the bizarre,

the ecumenical,

the splendid clown,

Aphrodite!

A big applause for her!

They gave me these shoes.

One,

two,

three!

Good night.

I'm here to sing my potpourri.

It is not to laugh.

But if they want,
they can laugh.

I would like you
to help me sing.

Because I made it
with all my love.

And so it begins...

That kiss that I gave you.

I will never, never forget.

The beautiful moon night.

The moon such a vulgar witness.

You are light.

You are lightning,
star and moon.

A sunny morning.

My yoyo, my yaya

I gave you the sun, I gave you
the sea To win your heart.

Hey, Mascare?as!

I Confess that I am
confused, Mariushkas.

I don't know who loves you
more, if it's me or the "publicovich".

The only applause I was looking
for here was yours.

This occasion asks
for a commemoration.

Unfortunately, Fonsequita
called me for a meeting, then...

There is no hurry,
hurry I understand well.

The only thing you can't
do is miss our marriage.

You took my words from my mouth.

I already verified
that I am a circus woman,

now missing under the sheets...

It's a bit bad, but
we are going the same.

As I respect you very
much, my lady girlfriend,

the boldness of the
flesh, my "daring,".

Only after the
ceremony. No, mamushka?

But I am very agitated.

There is a lot of palpitation,
a lot of dance

and much sermon in the gospel.
I'm catching fire!

Mrs. Theodora...

Could you help me with
that woman and man thing?

So that I can educate my parts,

Prepare them for a good
performance at the time of the hour.

Dear...

Is it really that
you've never been with anyone?

Until today, not a man
has walked through me.

I was already married.

But I had no luck, I
was sold by my husband.

And, above, our son took away.

So sad!

But it is as they say:

"Whenever we go out,

we must take care that
the world does not scam us."

And I thought that sunlight
would never reach my heart.

Tiny and locked in my cell.

But I'm getting up
early in my whole body.

And the sun's rays are
love holding out my hand.

I met the world
beyond the window.

God save you Mary, you are
full of grace, the Lord is with you.

Blessed are you among all women and blessed
is the fruit of your womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of
God, pray for us sinners,

Now and at the hour
of our death, amen.

Check it out...

My boyfriend laughs alone.

On Monday I will wake up
being the Russian wife.

Mr. Prince! Mr. Prince!

Curse!

This Russian owns and it's me.

Maria, she...

She forced me.

He forced me to say
goodbye to "solterovisky".

Look at the ring he gave me.

That you remember something?

Bobita.

Do you know what is
the worst thing in life?

It is to have been excited.

I have been very donkey.

An old donkey.

You were born to have
claustrophobia in your parts.

Mary...

He died!

My Blessed Mother, my God!

Mamushka!

Mamushka!

Who knows

yes of that San
Jos? and Santa Mar?a.

Isn't a new Jesus born?

Imagine if with the two now?

It will be an explosion.

Jos? Santo and Mar?a de
Carit?, together in my campaign,

Bringing together
the hunger for faith.

Eager to lie.

Calm down, colonel.

We will light one
candle at a time

so as not to confuse the people
with so many miracles.

But I want the last whole dinner

to Ensure my victory
in the elections.

Long live Maria de Carit?!

Bride of San Djalminha!

The closing process of our
future Santita has begun...

Here is the Elixir
of the virgin!

We would have to bring that
Jos? Santo for the campaign.

We cannot put all the
fruits in the same basket.

I promised Jos? Santo for
the presidential election.

- Let me see...
- Check yourself!

It's spoiling everything!

After today's election act,

Santita will be owned
by the municipality.

After summoning the rain,

Now more than ever, Santita
is owned by the church.

We know how it starts,

But we don't know how it ends.

I came to give myself
to San Djalminha.

To live in abstinence forever.

And I see that not
even God deserves my trust.

Calm down, Maria.

- It's not what you're thinking.
- Do not.

It is worse.

Much worse.

It is a lie about the other.

Evil belongs to who commits it.

You guessed, there
is a saint in my life.

But the love that comes from afar
was only taken advantage of.

Give me half of my money back.

...I see a love
that comes from afar.

See if it says "stupid" here.

THE EAT SWORDS THE SNAKE WOMAN

TICKET OFFICE

All tickets were sold.

And you choose the
colonel's girlfriend.

To die in your bed.

But I did nothing, mamushka.

Or did I kill her with pleasure?

I swear if Santita disappears,

I'm going to sell your skin

to return the money to
the crowd that came today.

Where is the holy miracle?

She is locked in the
room praying to the saint.

Forgive me, buddy,

but I believe more in
my eyes than in my ears.

Holy Mary, Mother
of God pray for us...

If Santita disappeared,
it will ruin my campaign.

And to make matters worse, my ex-defendant
girlfriend also disappeared.

- Are you looking for Maria?
- Yes.

- And the girlfriend?
- Yes.

- They are in the circus.
- In the circus?

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

That nymphomaniac
almost raped our dear Anatoli.

He even hinted at Fonsequita.

It had the end it deserved.

I promised you that I
would make you a great star

and that you would marry
Anatoli, didn't I promise?

I want you to know that
I will keep my word.

Thank you.

The show is going to start. Do
you need help with something?

You can stay calm.

When it's time, this
clown will be ready.

They are already
arriving, Maria.

Looks like I swallowed
the world, Finita.

Make your way!

Go over there.

Misfortune never
comes alone. Watch this.

You look for Santita

and I to my ex-girlfriend,
the future deceased!

And now, with you...

...our irreplaceable clown,

Aphrodite!

A big applause for her!

That kiss that I gave you.

I will never, never forget.

The beautiful moon night.

The moon, such a vulgar witness

Maria, what's going
on? For the love of God!

I want to know where my
ex-girlfriend is! Future deceased!

Today is Sunday, daughter.

It is the day to withdraw
pure and sanctified...

No, dad.

Today is the day of truth.

And the truth is that I
never did any miracles in my life.

They invented all that.

They invented my holiness
to get vows and power,

and to fool people!

The only miracle I did in life

was keeping me pure.

Until I find my true love.

And when I thought
he had found me,

It was all a lie about that fake
Anatoli and Mrs. Theodora.

It was all a circus lie.

Yesterday I dreamed
that they told me

that faith lifts you

and lack of faith
throws you away.

And the promise my dad
made when I was born.

It's the one I'm
going to throw down.

Because I am fed up.

I'm tired of everything.

I am not San
Djalminha's girlfriend.

I am not holy.

I am not a clown.

Henceforth,

I am only Maria.

My people, Santita
is bad in the head.

I came here to take her
back to the path of light.

- Come, Maria.
- Do not touch her!

Who are you to send my daughter?

It does not remember me?

C?cera!

C?cera?

C?cera is the name of my mother
who died in childbirth.

Does it mean you were
alive all this time?

He has lied.

This man abandoned me
more than 40 years ago.

I spent my life
looking for you, my daughter.

You are hurting the memory
of my daughter's true mother.

I can try it!

My daughter was born with
a mark on her neck.

A cross-shaped mark.

If I have it!

I also!

And the history of difficult childbirth
and that the saint saved me?

I invented everything.

I invented the miracle
of the saint's appearance,

I invented the
name of the saint.

I invented your
promise of virginity,

your commitment to the saint...

I lied!

- Was it a lie, bastard?
- It's her fault.

- You too!
- Unfortunate!

Is there anyone else who wants
to make any revelation?

I do!

Santa is the whore
who bore them!

Are we going to make up for the time
we weren't together, daughter?

We will continue
with this happy trade.

The Aphrodite clown
has a lot of talent.

I spent my whole life
looking for a rhyme for love.

I discovered that I
was not born to be a poet.

Not to be a clown.

Do not leave my life now.

Don't be more cruel to me
than destiny has already been.

Mary!

Mary!

Where do you think
you are going?

Life is calling me, Finita.

Did you leave without
saying goodbye?

I am in a hurry to start.

You don't know who
is looking for you...

Jos? Santo, that
one in the file.

The one who was scammed by
the colonel and monsignor.

Yes?

But now my route is long...

...but it is narrow.

I can go with you?

Finite...

...from today,

Take care of it for me.

My dear San Antonio...

And he is quite pretty.

Could you give me some
joy in the parties.

But he was late, poor thing.

Now that I uncovered everything,

I already removed the cap,

I will not be imprisoned,
handcuffed to one soul.

No way.

Now I am more ahead.

Now I want to be strengthened,
feminized, empowered, bloody!

And I will discover what
the world wants from me.

And what do I want
from the world.

And I keep persevering in faith,

but in a prettier faith yet.

Faith in oneself.

END