Man of the Year (2002) - full transcript

We have just arrived at the
12,000 block of Willow lane
where police are

responding to reports of pre
dawn gun fire in this upscale
Canyon neighborhood.

Now, news team has learned that
there was apparently some sort
of

a party that occurred at this
home last night

Details are pretty sketchy, but
I have report that

a coroners unit has been
dispatched to the scene

so we will let you know as more
becomes available.

Every room in this house we got
it all on tape--Is that right?

That's right We are going to go
take a look at it now

no matter what you say-- all
right then you want to see

Tonight is Bill s night man He
deserves it



I'll call you later oh I love
you baby

He is a combination of, like
always put your money on the
right guy at the

right place at the right time
and he's here

moron time to get up for the
party

Shauna Shauna

Jude am not dressed yet

Let me make you a story.

What about the man?

What's the matter with the man

Hmmm, nice bouquet (aahh

Cover this up,will you would
you? I dont want them to see
where I really look

This man is so rich, he doesn't
have season, no tape in his
pants

All right, lets party

Thats what I call a party dress



You are a good person

Is Bueno

Here I come

Stuart honey,

Oh, oh, ooh baby, look at you,
you look gorgeous

That looks good, just taste

Oh my, am so good we are going to party

You ever seen a better looking
couple in your life?

Hmm, I think we are the best
looking couple

obviously

Hi,

Cheers

thank you

Say hello to someone you never
met Say hello to Bill

Hey bill, how are you doing?

It's his party tonight

ahh well Congratulations

Man of the year

Man of the year,

man of the year

from the whole brain core to
you man of the year .

all right look we are having a
party, take him upstairs

No no, you
cant come to the party no that's
no and no

Okay we will take the elavator
up and then get you a jacket.

Are you sure about this?

Am positive its fine. sorry i
didnt tell you I didn't know how
to call you I didn't have your numbers

Well I am on a shift you know
for six months its kind of hard
to get hold of me

No voice mail?

yeah I should have called you.

all right just so you know Bill
is the business patner of
Stewart

all right they have had this
amazing years so he is like man
of the year so it was great idea to throw a party.

Hi I am Flora I am Stewart's
little sister. what do I do you
will never believe it

I am structural engineer I am
anexortic dancer

come on lets go

and I have my degree from
dump your husband on New York
city. ]

how are we down there Joe

very good sir

and I havent met you what is
your name?

My real name is..

your real name will be good

Taka

Taka

yeah you can call me Taka

Taka

or Ababa or ka or Ba..

ka or.. or Ba

or no no

see these glasses?

mmmh

I dont want to see an empty one
during the party okay?

yes sir.

I want happy guests happy--

those glasses will be full

those glasses are full they will
be happy

very happy.

that will be preatty I like it
okay

open it

okay.

okay

you are the boss see you later
bye

He is my boss, I am your boss

Ooh,

okay

okay

comprende? ,

yeah

take a walk

all right bye bye

no more drinking no more
drinking

hey okey

oh let me get a photo of you

I just want to say I cant stay,
just want to say good bye

Baby be easy

Yeah hello, say hello to Bill
the man of the year, what do
you have to say

What do you have to say about
yourself babe?

I thought it was the town of the
year, I just hope..

If its town of the year you are
a little late, go back outside

I don't know what to
say about me, I couldn't have
done it with all the little people

Not only is he man of the year,
he is also man of my life

the man of your life?

Yeah sure

Tell me why you love this
guyYeah why do you love this guy

Why I love him

yeah why do you love this guy ;.

I don't know

Ooh, what is that baby?

I know I love him because he
loves me

She is showing the ring again?

okay see you upstairs?

Is Nick here?

Not yet We've got the big phone
call from Argentina, this is it

Big call? big call

Yeah, they have not called yet
am awaiting. Then we will know
it looks good so good,

We will turn this into a real
celebration we are in the money
we'll turn this into a real celebration

are we going to a party there?
Do you mind? no I think it will
be good ideas.

- What is happening out to be there for a minute?
- I am So happy

make a wish make your wish
blue make your wish come true

you saw my ring right?

Ooh my God

I know,

Its huge wow

surprised me, the night I didn't
even know it was coming

Stewart got one of this tasteful
movies on it Hello I am Bill,

I know you, am

Stuart's sister, how you doing?

Okay, eehhh Say hello

hi Bill, you are my man of the
decade, the century

When I met him, I thought he was
a great guy, but he is a great
guy, a good looking guy,

he's great looking

he dress as well. I really love
him.

And Mr Bill will never cheat on
you come on he has you

You know what, I don't think he
will cheat on me If I don't
think he would have an affair

but you know what he probably
would'nt cheat on me now he
looks at me just like

he owns me now just like he
thinks am whore he looks at me
like he loves me

What are you drinking here mama,
let me have a sip of that, Wow ,

Its full scotch ?

You have been spinning all
night, haven't you?

I started early

You started early?

By myself

Did you really? How long are you
in town for

oh hi Bill, I hear that you have
been scheming with the 2.3
million dollars I begged from my father

There he is

This is my wife Carol This is
Spur Stuarts sister

Hi Carol hey hello thst

Congratulations Bill, your ship
is coming, your time has come
You have always

been ahead of your time and the
world has just caught up with
you.

You are more than man of the
year

Hey Bill, Congratulations and I
hope it brings you alot of good
things and

I got to get drinking and I got
to bathroom actually
]

Thank you Stuarts

Thank you dad Making my
testicals the size of frozen
peas

the bathroom is occupied Can I
use your bathroom somewhere

hi is

You are Chloe, '

Man of the year I am going to
have a beer on you

You are fine with this one?

oh yeah okay, Bye. okay Have a
nice day

Events like this where they are
recording, somebody needs to
know me

I am Bill's financial secretary
I am Donah

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey scooter

Gasper, oh wow I am glad you
came yeah am excited

I wanted to talk to you in
person,

Yea, want something to drink? ,

You get something, I don't want
anything ,

Hey Bill,

hey how are you doing

Hey baby

Hi honey, how are you? we are
going. is that has to do

yeah and congratulation

Hmm Lovely Girl

I would love to talk to you
later on tonight

yeah right Okay And I had love
to talk to to you later on
tonight

I will be here

I will have a business
conversationwith him at some
point

No business tonight come on

ahh well just no I don't
know anybody here

Welcome, welcome, Nice flower.

how do you all feel? I feel so
much like a dead cow

Sylvia we are not going home

aaaaahhh

What was that?

I think she said you know dead
cow

Coming coming coming Wooh

what did you take you have been
like that all night like a punch
bag what are taking

Just get in

and shut up

what are you taking.

good evening

You wouldn't know where any of
the basketball squares are? No

Baby, we said no gambling

No am just interested, am a
sports man

Hi, nice to meet you nice,

nice to meet you too

Hi, am Stuart John John Stuart

This is Sylvia,

Hi, how are you?

Nice to meet you

It's a joy to meet you Donnah

Hi Bill, congratulations on all
your recent accomplishment

We are going to get a drink now,
very nice okay Bye bye cheers
okay

Hi Shauna, thank you for
hosting us .

So do you really think you can
just hang up on me huh?

yeah she is the vice chancellor
in charge of every thing Well I
don't think so

you can't be here now thing is I
am going to get fired if they
see you here

Arent you happy to see me
Naymar?

No am not happy to see you, I
want you to leave right now

Well, am not leaving anywhere .

What do you mean

I'm staying, something is going
on and I'm going to find out Can
you please

take my coat, Butler Stupid

Hi, Hi, am Ridge

Serita

- Master here, Bill man of the year Do sit down and..
- happy new year have you seen

do you speak english?

How do you know if Shauna

do you know how to make

Hey Jose, can I get some
champagne

Are you single

this is Eddy my new boyfriend
Hii, I said my boyfriend Here we
go

Come here Jose God, you know am
not happy that you invited
Sorita here

I can explain it, she came here

She was not an invited guest

Alright, I need to get back to
work. Go on mmmh mmh

Get up close here sorita you
don't have a boyfriend now?

no if you dont act like one I
don't have one

See, that's perfect no Women,
you can't live with them no you
cant live with them

no come here

oooh my world you all right?
you okay?

This is my first party oh my god

are you okay are you all right

I would like to see your license
and registration I'd like to see
it

coming Hey hey Nick,

Man of the year, I thought it
was pain in the rear You have
to give bill a lot of credit,

Bank one

Hey Nick, Excuse me for a
second I will be right back.

flora.. what? this is my wine.

Hey,

hey

I'm Jim

Chloe

Nice to meet you

Nice to meet you

Tell me something, the newest

Nothing, he hasn't called yet.
No messages nothing, so he
hasn't called

What time did the guy say he was
going to call?

Sometime this evening.

this evening our time? LA time?

could be their time it could be
our time

So the last time you talked to
him, he said he was going to
talk to Zoro and Zoro

is going to give a green light
right?

he was positive

yes he was

he was positive

totally positive. I don't see
why this thing is not going to
go through

I don't know anybody here

I know

I don't know what you are so
worried about

people pressuring me.

yeah I know Just relax, we've
got $150 million coming in,
maybe 200.

you said 200million thats what
am counting on

I didn't feel it was in my
position to put them on the spot
to have them commit to a figure

so that means that someone

take your shoes off, take
them off

the last time I was here you
writing me off

take your jacket off Whats wrong
with it Its shady

excuse me its time Excuse me
Excuse me

Do you know this bill guy

No no

So is your phone turned on?

My phone is turned on

are you turned on?

I hardly know you Nick, and yet
when am with you, am so happy

You have seen the girls here
tonight

I have seen this girls tonight

That's why I am so turned

do you guys like magic

Yeah

You guys are just like magic

yeah lets go and do some trick

We like magic all the time
excuse me

go home, why didn't you just go
home How am I supposed to go

I told you to take me home

please please can you just stop.
stoop This is a party Please
excuse us

please sit down

I was thinking of going up to
the roof, it's a nice spot

smoke some pot?

Exactly,

Hell yeah

ones its party time There are
this 4 guys named jack.

again?

and they were going to break
into a building, so they all
rented a helicopter

to land on the roof of the
building and they all said they
would split up that

way they could cover the house
easier. So the first Jack
decided he was going to the basement,

he is the one trying the fancy
wines than the wine cellar.

And then the next jack said he
was going to take the first
floor so he could get

the TV and the VCR and stuffs
like that and the 3rd jack said
he was going to take the

upstairs bedroom cause that's
where all the jewelry is. And
the last jack said,

am going to stand on the roof
and make sure the cops don't
come and catch us

can you just relax can't waith
to get away from all these
people

Ooh my God I cant wait

So, sure enough, the cops came
along So they all came up to the
roof so

that all of the Jacks, get away
from the cops and pull off the
perfect crime

That's was a little bit scary
Ahah,

I think we are stuck

Good lord, that's great but I
think

no its magic

well we've got alarm buttons
that dont work, they don't phone
jack, they don't phone me

The only thing that seems to
work is the light

Would you really?would you? You
want to go at it ? You want to
go for that bastard?

Oh, there is a camera up there

hey there we are
stuck

thank you for

We are stuck in the elevator

Make the elevator go up

Open the door of the elevator

How is it going?

Fine huh

yeah Nice night huh?

Right

That's me filming us say Hello
Bill hey hey

music

This is kind of like a second
home to me

This place?

Yeah yeah

I have never seen anything like
this

I went to the university for
philosophy, which I found again
am here

I found it is a pretty much
useless degree

I would like to regulations
we wouldnt probably be-- I

we were talking about the
grands its like we don't have
enough pipeline You know what energy is?

Energy is That's
energy

Why don't we just relax and make
the best of it

okay

Make the best of it, best this
is the best, party of the year

Why don't we just relax a little

How much pot do you have?

It turned out that the oil and
gas industry was in desperate
need of our services

because a lot of their wells
were in very remote locations
and we have micro turbines

for them but

we could be side driven instead
of front driven

yes exactly but the thing they
also needed fuel for our our
turbines

which they have because they
flare the bad gas that comes out
of the wells it called

farting?

I really wanted to go to school

Well it makes you think about
big things, like you know magic,
just my kind of magic,

like love, the right person is
out there certainly you know

I am so glad that you have large
quanties of levels of
relaxation,

you don't even know me

there is a lot of stress in my
job, so it comes in pretty handy

Ooh really? What do you do?

I am an intelligence officer in
the US marine core

oh shit

I would like to thank our lovely
host and hostess, this is
delicious meal

Thank you thank you

I want a toast to my husband,
my man of the year. I love and
adore him

true love thats love

I am just waiting for the right
man that's why I came here to
find this family

to find the right man to find
someone to fall in love with

Its weird that you feel like you
almost grown up here, like it
was fake or

something that you came out
here. I mean I couldn't stay
longer away

that's why I came out here

Look at your clothing, you at
what you wear. I didn't even
tell you to wear this,

Look at you

Why don't you leave

Why don't you leave?

Why don't you just get out of
this house right now

I have had enough get, am going
to go. you know what? I cant
stand you,

get out

you idiot

right nowget off-- I am so
sorry, I am so embarassed,
please I apologise

You will never ever see this
woman again

here here I'll drink to that

You alright?

Yeah am fine, am fine Jesus
Christ, she embarrassed me in
the party

That was really fucked up

This are my friends and this is
this is my business associate
Hi,I am so sorry,

i am so sorry I --

I just wanted to make sure you
are okay

no, I am fine. I just feel some
bad about everybody, I mean here
we are

trying to celebrate, enjoy
dinner and she is swearing and
throwing stuffs around

you know its okay I'm with you
this time you know

I didn't even guess your feeling
is pineapple

I am going to go to the kitchen
and have something heavy, you
want anything?

thank you for the house

I am going to need more funding,

Thank you very much, take care

If there had been any other
marines within a thousand yards,
you would be

black and fucking blue

Oh my God you know what.

the suite fits,

I think it suits its better than
on me

its Pretty good

look You don't know some real
ass spy okay

You know I know a lot of, don't
do that okay. Don't do like you
don't like me

What's your name

what do you know about the
marines?

Do you even remember my name

I am Emma,

Emma, Jonathan

do you remember my name?

Che- Chelsea

And I see you have finally put
the pineapple down

Chloe

my friend, my only friend

chloe was your Yes I remember
your name

I want to live in or St.
Monicah sometimes

I know its exotic sometimes you
know what I mean

the ocean wake up, have a man in
bed with me who would just say

morning Donnah, I love you, you
are beautiful

You want anything, can I get a
drink

Sure,

I can use a drink

Am sure you could

I have a toast,

Ooh toast,

Don't treat me like a child
please I have a toast

Bill I have three things that
are very important to say. First
of all I would

like to toast my wonderful
brother

Thank you very much

Thank you for the hospitality,

thank you

and I would like to say that I
hope with all my heart that the
woman

of your dreams who you deserve
very much

I hope she shows up in your life
soon.

Secondly, I would like to offer
a toast to our mother who is
almost dead.

thirdly I would like to offer a
toast to our man of the year Man
of the year

hear hear hear

Let me tell you something, I
would really like to offer you a
gift or

something that I know you
admired when we were in the
living room.

oh my God am so sorry Its all
for you Am so sorry, she should
be piping

You don't do this, you want me
to take your dress off you right
now?

I am going to take off your
dress

hey hey hey-- guys guys Will you
sit down

Yes you will and you would
apologize to everyone at this
table

I apologise

That's alright, it's the most
unforgettable toast I have ever
heard.

Thank you very much, thank you

You are my hero

thank you very much-- thats
beautiful

everybody come down

You alright

so we will not be having desert
tonight

Ooh my God

I feel so much better than I did
before

I have been a democrat I mean
they take your people, its
people issues its republican

Democrats are Curly cocker in
this state didn't they

he has a point--Yeah well you
know

I was surprised you are still
here

I got no way to getting home you
know We do this all the time,

all we do is fight we
anymore

Democrats are the only ones that
have sense, republicans don't

Don't believe everything I told
you

You are a republican?

I thought what's the best
I am a republican,
well yeah I vote

republican because I know which
side of my bed my butter is on

No no no, I know what you are
saying Yea that's right

Were you drinking tonight?

No I quit drinking, I don't
drink any more. I haven't drunk
in like 8 hours. I stopped

For me,its not the flashing bang
just to have waking up to

beside somebody sick and taking
care of them

waoh oh yes

Watching them get older daily,
wrinkles?

yes having wrinkles together
laughing together laugh like

knowing that its your joke that
put that laugh

Ooh, I know it would be so
wonderful, I hope I find a man
like that

Pass me the bread please,Thank
you so much

Yes someday

So, what was that about?

Its communication, you know we
don't communicate well He
doesn't get

me, and I think he is just such
a ..he is not a sympathetic
person.

And I feel like I wanted got
with him this far I dont even
know am telling you this is bad

No no no please, am asking this
question, its okay

I have an older sister I am the
youngest child

Older sister younger child,
older sister youngest child
there is 2 of you

To have greed is to have
ambition to want to succeed to
want to drive

the other guy in the back we
agreed--we agreed-- not to be
negative

Greed is more than just that
Greed is just got a bad press

Greed is taking more than you--I
dont think it is-- need

that is greed more than you need

there is more than I need I
don't think it is-- thatis
why

Our system is based on a lack
of powers

oooooohh......... mmmmmmmhhhh

Who did you come here with Phill?

My wife

Your wife, right you are married

Vanessa,

am sorry

don't you works for these people

No no

l figured you work for the
foreign office or something

Jonathan works for them

Jonathan in the green suit

yeah

the green suit I see right

no no, I didn't dress him in
that, I suggested he wear
something, a little bit more

thats okay My Wife dressed me
tonight am alright am alright

She did a nice job

since I met Bill my life took a
whole different direction,

I don't know about anybody else
here hear hear

My life would go whatever
direction to leave with Carol

Now my life is taking a
different direction

You are my dream

We all lost Bill when he met
Carol

I have to say that Bill
introduced me too late

In what way?

The first woman I went out with,
we double dated

with the same woman? Are you
going out with anyone now?

No I believe in catch you
release-- another change that
really is

Catch you catch you-- he olny
likes prostitutes-- He is open
about this

he is open about this

You know the thing about
prostitutes?-- what? They are
cheaper

That's true,

You know what Bill? you know
what.

Then what-- Nick--Then what?

good evening, am Micky am here
for the party

Sure just follow the noise right
this way

Mickey Micky what are you doing
here?

I just decided to walk in. did
you invite him?

oh my God how are you just join
us join us we are celebrating

a friend I know Have a seat,
we have got a lot of food drinks

No no No No--come on

seat and eat -- Am not
drinking-- Mickey take a seat

Why don't you seat down?

You are all married

Jose, Jose, bring some more
liquid here-- mikey how're you
doing

You are not going to throw a
drink on me right?

No

I probably could use it actually

You are not going to call me a
bitch are you?

We are celebrating you right,

that's right--we are
celebrating--the man of the year
You didn't hear?

He is The Man of the year, Man
of the hour--just hey micky
micky-- man of the day

remember you are celebrating me
be nice to me okay? all night be
nice

Bill, who is your friend? ,

You buddy

why is that?-- thats rubbish can
I see you for a second?

Sure--I just want to talk to you
Get this out of the way way and
go party alright?

okay-- I just want to talk to
you for a second I would be
right back Now keep your panties

Ehh ehh-- you know what I
thought you said no business am
sorry lets take this up and keep moving

am so glad lets get this done
with --come on take it up and be
done with-- we done in here

I'd like to kiss you right now--
I should tell you

--You would probably get nothing
from me

that am a virgin ,

story of my life Phil

Am sorry it aint my story. My
story is a bit different and

Alright, so I understand

seriously You have no idea

Would you tell me

No

its a beautiful time

I tried to exclude you I just
couldn't tell you.

does this scare you?

You know we are strangers-- you
can tell me because that means
nothing

I'll never see you
again--That's the sweetest thing
I have ever had

So if you kiss me right now, you
would never see me again

Guys lets move over, lets move
the party to the living room

Ooh Jesus Christ

A couple of nice people of

Ooh I haven't noticed,

You are not doing bad for
yourself ahh, I heard you are
the a little of the Peruvian

merchant howdy mmmmh
Thank you doctor

Wait a minute, this is from
Guatemala? Then you should
fucking not be smoking this shit

Why?

Because they probably have
some,

Guatemala is just a land of
under privileged, war torn
people.

and these pot is probably lazed
with castrogenes and ozone shits
that's not good for us

am so glad you are here

Stuarts sister sounds so good,
so sexy and sweet you know am
just staring out here

I just feel like am falling on
my face Sorry,

listen

I am sorry I have not returned
calls to you its just that you
dont know how pressurized

this whole Argentinian thing is,
but Nick is expecting a call and
its really going to be

any minute from the guy Joe
outside of west she is dealing
with this any minute right that joe?

Ready to check it, teeth Teeth,
teeth you are good Clothes,
boobs am I good you are good .

Okay remember Joan I work with
this people, we cant get too
drunk maintain

I have to tell you
something--What? I took a half a
tab of ecstasy in the car,

I have the other half You, do
you want it?

Don't ever try to mock me like
that Am not playing around Its
not even

funny--whats wrong with
you--cause I work with this
people okay Just chill--

Okay,Just be normal And if
anybody, just ignore

Hey, Yeah I know and I --

Its not about me being upset
Bill, its about me being unpaid

Yeah and you are going to get it
you are going to get it We have
in our possession

hi-- we have in our posesion but
we dont know how to grasp about
250 thousand dollars

tomorrow and I can give that to
you

Don't, that is a 100thousand
less than the amount you owe me.

Can you fucking count for me,
can you count for

You know we are sitting on a
gold mine and

because you have been there for
me,

I want to tell you something
that I think you should

This really doesn't suit you,

you are really good at what you
do well that may be true and
that may be so but let me

you had this kind of episodes
with the guys you are with and I
know you are with a lot

of tough tough ass guys and
stuffs like that

How did you know Bill

Vannesa my wife works for bill,

Ooh Vanessa, very beautiful lady.

Ooh thank you very much, I
didn't do anything that wasn't
my doing

and If this thing in Argentina
goes well, you are in town there
with me, you are working with me,

you and I are partners

do you work for Bill?-- that
means

No, I put up the money in--wait
We are partners now?-- Bill's
company

You are kidding me

I have known Bill for a long
time and I bankrolled Bill many
things

You are in LA right now, you owe
me $350,000, I want my fucking
money

he is the Chef you know he has a
gorgeous wife, gorgeous career

First priority man,

you know about business its all
on paper

Dude like you probably be like
what if you know, what if my
shoes came from a fucking dead

cow slaughtered and massacred,
living in a 2 by 2

area that is smaller than this
lift we are in so that you could
wear them on your feet. I mean you know

How is that working out?

I don't know, you tell me

no no am serious,you are a guy,
an investor, how is it working
out?

I dont know thats why I am here

Now what does that painting mean
to you?

Breast, you guys like that
Breast,

this leaks obscene word--breast

look at your boots,they go very
well with this whole outfit

you know what am not going to
let you

perhaps they are from a cow too

You know what what about

this boots, this boots are like
statements themselves

I can give you 350

Bill listen to me, listen to me
you are fucking jambaring on,

you are talking to me about
Argentina, about the culture
there-- where is this coming from?

Do I look like a bank to you?

You look like a reasonable man

I make bets-- yeah yeah I am a
reasonable man--all right I have
been very reasonable with you

I know you have--you understand
that?-- yeah

Its your money or its your
family's money

its my family's money, strictly
speaking

I haven't seen you here yet

I just got here. you did You
know somebody here?

We get to make 10 turbines, each
one is $50 million, thats half a
billion dollars that what you make

So you have been married long?

Yeah for 5 years listen Can we
get back to the money thing for
a second?

Sure, we had rather talk about
women but you talk about money

We can talk about other women I
don't want to talk about my wife

No, I wouldn't talk about your
wife

I just, are you involved in
energy business?

No I just wondered what would
happen if I gave Bill 2.3
million

are you going to get half a
billion dollars tonight?

No, we are going to get the
phone call that is going to
give us the green light

You are going to get a phone
call-- I dont want to bore you
with-- Please bore me with it

The guy who is going to call the
gun shot he is Argentinian, he
is working for the guys in government

called Zoro the guy zoro You
don't need to know their names
cause alot of people are protective about their names

But this guy loves me, we were
down at the party, we were
talking about the energy crisis and that's it

What does this have to do with
me?

Whats your name?

Von--Von, hi Ella

Are you drunk Ella?

No

Are you sure

I absolutely have to thank you
for demonstrating your hatred of
leather by wearing it.

you know what I --It's a bold
bold move

You really think so? Or you
making fun of me

You want to give 2.3million to
somebody? you want to give 2.3
to somebody

Sure I mean for something that
really works, you want to get
your money back right?

I want a big profit

You just have to relax, this is
not a shade, you know where I
live. I know that I owe you this money

Well you know what I didn't get
an invitation tonight and I had
to fucking go looking for you.

Its not my party Micky

Yes am making fun of you And if
you are truly trying to prove a
point then'

Am not talking to you right now,
I'm no longer talking with you
Jimmy

Can we talk?can we talk Sure I
mean this is unbelievebale

Hey..Hey honey how are you you
met mitch?

Mitch this is my husband Phil

yes We were just talking about
you and turbines

and turbines and turbines

a little bit about money

Outside a relationship, who do
you trust more? Men or women

Let me give you the bottom line

what is the bottom line

I want my money-- I know --If I
don't get my money Bill, you are
going to be attending a different kind of party

Okay

I am going to leave you both and
I would see you insider

Maybe we would talk later, yeah
oh yeah you in town for a while?.

A while-- You live here?-- No,
am from

Ridge is from new york

Am a friend and I am here for
you , but I want myfucking
money-- Okay

And as soon as you find out
about this fucking phone call

I'm telling you, you are going
to get it

You look at me and you let me
know allright

I don't trust anybody,
especially not men

Ooh fuck, why did you come here,
why did you come out here I
don't know what you were talking

about he kept asking me
questions I didnt give anything
away

I was this close this close

To what? This close to what

Don't wander out of my fucking
eye sight alright, I want to
know when the call comes in and I want my money

You will be the first to know

Why don't you trust men?

you guys are smooth and you lie

I have a nice going on I have a
really good I had a good time
happening

thanks to people like you thanks
to me its in shit all at ones

Remember we talking about just
being able to be infront of it,
to be in beginning of something

and you know to buy Microsoft
when it wasn't Microsoft

Yeah--That was my fucking moment
right there

How was that your Microsoft
moment? How did I screw that up

I can't beleive you came right
there and then-- I don't know--
what fucking timing do you have

Thanks man we'll get it
together oh shit

I don't want to make you upset,
we get it together

Absolutely You? You are yet to
think about that if you are yet
to think about that,

that proves my point Who do you
trust, men or women? .

He was talking to me and he
left, and I just thought about
him talking to you

I didn't want him to question
you. I thought I was doing you a
favor

- He just looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.
- Hey, who is your wife?

You know what I feel--you are
the vice president--am just like
all right

something going on here we
go now everybody dance

music

music

music

music

- Yes, get it together, you can pull this off.
- Just think about it come on you think about it Oh God

- Yes, get it together, you can pull this off.
- Just think about it come on you think about it Oh God

throwing up

music

who said we were going home and
who are you to be giving orders
every time

hey Ridge listen whats going on
with you?you are the only person
here who knows who I am

for better or for worse and I
have to tell you that am dying .

I have to ask you this question
listen,

listen to me Ridge I am I need
$500,000 or am going to die ]

music

shit okay nice meeting you in
here

how do you know Bill?

I work with him

you work with him?

but dont tell him I work with
him because

I got a very big gambling debt.
What?-- I have made some very
stupid bets.

How many times have I bailed
you?

I know and I paid you back I
paid you back every time 50%--
more than 50%

come on Ridge

am having a good time at the
party now

good am so happy
you are such a good magician

I can make a lot of things
disappear

oh you want to be maid?

oh oh I want to be maid

Okay okay you play maid and I
will tell you what to clean up.

Are you okay? Cause am not
going to judge you am not going
to do that

you just you are judging me

if I did that then am sorry.

here we go okay go

well its

am your first

well that's marvelous I feel
better already

I told you to give on gambling

I did it just this one I thought
it was a sure thing and it would
have been except that

there were some injuries we got
a big show to promote starring
pictures and I thought that

you gambled on baseball stupid

I know man I know it's not polo
but fuck its America's past time

I want to take our shoes off
because they are both leather
and they are both wrong

so who are you
excuse me excuse you

we got a lot of dishes in there
yeah you want to help me wash
these dishes sure you magic boy

yes so I can feel at least real

if you can write me a cheque,
cash or check I can pay you

well you don't have bank

Bill is a great guy

how did you meet him yeah

hey how is it going

beautiful house you have a
really beautiful house thank
you-- this is something else

thanks I know but am mmh mmh

you alright?

Too many people out there you
know.

Look at me am working sometime
my keeper out here huh so ah
where did you go? where did you go?

no more dead cows no more
dead cows

you have a smoke yeah

ah very married Check your
days

you have $2.3 million of my
money right?

That's right that's business you
going to get that back you are
my partner in that that's

what is this? .

This is an insurance policy. .

An insurance policy?

I want you to sign this policy
in unlikely event of something
happening to you

You are Vanessa's husband aren't
you?

Yeah I am Vanessa's husband.

She is a nice girl

yeah yeah she is great

I will be paying back are you
kidding

you are like my brother I will
pay you back

all right am going to get out of
here who is with me rock and
roll listen Vicky listen

I want you to come up I want you
to see my place I will have you
out don't leave

without coming to say hello to
me me first all right

all right see you later

all right see you later

when I first saw you in the
kitchen I was like wondering
what your deal was

what do you mean you thought I
was gay?

Well I didn't know because you
very put together you look like
jay Cruz kind of gq

this is not even my jacket.

it's a lot of work getting a man
to commit isn't it?

I was easy I was into it

you were easy?

Yeah I was I wanted the
relationship.

No you are going to deal with me
and you are going to sign this

don't make sick we are friends
we don't sign papers like that.

Then friend's sign you don't
have to ask me.

I gave you my word here

that's my word here that's my
word you don't have to give me
that-- sign it

mmmh mmh

hey hey you alright no no
no

fuck am not gay okay? Just am
not am a marine

okay you could definitely be
both but that statement marine
and gay not that am saying

am sorry

hey are you all right like
Shauna bitch

you guys are married?

no no

really? No no how long have you
guys been together?

oh God two years two years two
years and I don't see marriage
coming any time soon imagine that?

do me you are the best ever
mmhh

don't be sheep shagger is this
what what are you doing
]screaming is that it just get out some friend

you make me sick your crotch
hanging out you hairly ass

you want to have kids

oh yes oh my god it's a

How many kids do you want?--
life's dream

how many kids

Three, three but I don't think
that going to go well with
Stuart

sylivia --how dare you-- its
over just get out of here it's
all right darling why don't you stick it all night long.

you know what am sorry am
trying to like calm down and be
like a normal girl you look okay .

- you deserve each other you will get love is that it?
- You will get more after the boy

Stop talking you want to watch
stay around.

You don't have kids do you?

Mmhh

I didn't think so see.

I am straight. I am straight

You think that am attractive?

Yes I do.

Vanessa

this is about me and you

what is going with you?

I wanted to tell you something
and I want it to be good news
but am afraid that it's not

I need good news go a ahead. I
need good news like you don't
believe go ahead

its not the first thing they ask
for when they see a woman right?
Hey honey can I knock you up?

I don't know I kind of thats
probably a good question right?

you make me sick thank you bad
ass

you know how much I love you I
love you so much you are my best
friend

now if were cavemen don't you
think that would have been a
thing they grab you by hair and go ooh

all I know is that you guys like
to use it but the consequences
just scare you away.

I am pregnant and it's yours and
am going to keep it.

Sweet heart oh God swry I love
you so much I love you so much.

You are beautiful attractive and
interesting

really You think am beautiful
and attractive and interesting?

thanks for the smoke Stuart is
going to wonder where I am so I
better get back inside

you are really beautiful
--thanks

I just don't understand how you
got pregnant now of all
times--oh crap --the worst possible time

what am I am I going to do?

you know what you are going to
do --no-- you have done it
before you know what to do

aww this this beauty so nice I
love the fabric so beautiful
come on

aww look at the candles the
candles are so beautiful .

can I show you the ring Bill
gave me?

Aww--isn't it gorgeousI know.

If I do this with carol now and
you do with Phil we are
nothing.

Do what Carol now?

Leave her for you

yeah what do you have with her
anyway?

Let me tell you something.

You know what she can have what
he has with you with a piece of
bubble gum.

Let me tell you something

music

hey

do you think I am in shape to
raise a kid now?

Oh baby I can do it I know I
just need you to say it's okay.

It's okay I love you very much
please not the way to go into
this.

There is really no room in here

way to go idiot .

I am going into it

no honey you can't do that.

do it by myself.

You cannot ruin your life like
that

It's not going to ruin my life
it will be something real.

Paris, Italy France and if we
have time may be Germany

We just won't do it this time
it's like destroying blue prints
we will make up another batch okay?

Get your other magic trick funny
boy yeah

am like a delicate flower
right? say am like a flower

I cant aaahh

you are my baby you are my
partner you are my lover you
know all of a--but am not sudden

worth having achild with me what
not now

what do you want more do you
know

how much time we spent on this
Argentina deal

so what?-- We get a phone call
and all that changes all that
this has nothing to do with that deal

just wait is there any way we
can say that it's Phil's for
right now?

queen of hearts men she is out
there

oh my god Jimmy I cant God

sorry

you totally screwed that up man.

That kid is not going to see the
light of day that's all that
there is to it okay?

One of us is going to go down

what are you threatening
me--you have

no idea you have no idea of what
is coming down on my head

you know what I can see that for
a second

ooh sure Bill got it for me

- you are not sure that somebody.
- You are embarrassing me .

no its-- no Bill its beautiful I
mean look at -- no am sorry i
just

It's so big isn't it? bigger
than a door knob

okay go ahead take a look

its nice --beautiful

thank you I know I can put it
there yet

Just because I love you know
what I mean

you know love

I know because I love you. I
love you.

I just can't do it

you don't think am a delicate
flower.

You know you are what you are

oh God

you are, you are

you don't think am a delicate
flower

come here

no no I don't want you to
touch me get away from me.

so as your position change in
six years you do the same
thing you did six year ago?

A little bit better in the
back yes and Bill

what's that?

No you don't smell like Bill.

I only smell like cigarettes

you need more wine

A little bit okay

am here for you

I know

and always have been

yeah

giving you alot of last minute
am giving you a lot of time to
bring $350,000 down here

tv speaking

this is the best nights of your
life it looks like it's the
worst what's going on?

can you loan me some money?

loan you some money we are a
phone call away to the biggest
pay of your life.

You are never going to need
money for as long as you live.

She is pregnant

carol? great. what?

The other one.

Vanessa?

Yeah.

Vanessa?

I got to be honest with you
because I kind of wasn't I am
marine and I am an intelligence officer

but my socks match my shirt for
a reason.

Put it together Vanessa you got
to tell Phill. He is going to
kill Bill, he is going to kill me first

you ready to be a father?

She is ready for me to be a
father.

No no no

are you ready to be a father?

It's not going to happen

how could you do this? You are
used to be so smart you are such
a stupid woman

I am a little coordinated

what are trying to say?

Hey? Is something worrying you?
What have I got to worry about

I think I might be I think I
might be gay.

- Hey go and be with your friends okay?
- She is going match it's all going to come out.

Ohh crap

she got a husband just say its
Phil's kid she can say it's
phill's kid

the guy his hardon is like
mashed potatoes. This guy has
been impotent for like 3 years

may be she is fucking around but
he doesn't know who he is
fucking around with

she would have a baby with any
one

I just can't deal I just I can't
deal with that right now.

Fuck this is a night and a half

hello, hello
Brenda aah great

you know what why don't you
just listen come here

hey

how are you doing?

Not so good

really?

Yeah

you dont like the food?

I think about it but we haven't
done anything but

it's okay to think about it

I just really.

Its ok I mean

I love how is amazing

its fine I have been waiting an
hour I have been waiting for an
hour Frank

I want an answer okay don't play
with me.

Carol have some different news.

Are you okay?

Aww So sweet

no I have been waiting for your
call all evening everything
okay? Eh no I can talk

I came here to do a job and am
here to do a job am getting
started

well let me tell you you're
doing your job and I will get
you your money this guy is waiting for

Don't worry about what you
think is wrong or right just let
everything be

open you know you like an open
best soul

am pregnant and it's your
husband's and am going to have
it am so sorry.

I know I remember his daughter

we had a deal you understand me?

You know we had a deal is? come
in get the job done get the
fuck out

I have been hanging around I am
not hired to come hang around a
party for an hour do you got it?

You know what you are hired to
do what the fuck I tell you to
do you understand me?

And this guy waiting

oh oh we are not done yet all
right? I want you to understand
something you and I

are supposed to be on the same
side so act like it act like it
I need things.

You are sorry you are pregnant
or you are sorry its bills

I would like to be happy that
its Bills I love Bill I would
like to be happy with Bill I am sorry

oh no no no you got to be
kidding me what happened what do
we have to do?

Do you want bill?

I don't think Bill really wants
me the only thing I know right
now is that I want that little baby

you are getting paid by me to
do what I tell you to do so when
I tell you to do that kill him

hey you know what he is getting
some sort of a presentation

or award thing just wait till
after that all right?

You got it let me do my job you
go enjoy my cocktail okay? Go
talk to the pretty girl or something

oh it is Mickey oh its today is
mickey day

am so sorry no am in shock.

Am so sorry

I can't make you feel any better
Vanessa.

Yeah I will talk to you soon bye

I can't stay with you.

What is the matter?

I heard what you guys were
saying about the man of the
year.

Is something wrong?

No I got everything

are you sure?

No am fine.

If you say so

mmmmh yeah you okay?

bubbles Yeah I love it.

You ready? Let's do it

you are drinking so much

I don't want you to do anything.

people hear things that they
don't want to hear they say
things they don't mean

I heard what you said

would just take it easy

if you do anything to Bill
anything.

Bill is my friend

I got the phone call.

What's up?

Am in fucking shock

go ahead baby

everybody in the water oh my god

there you go aww that's good

she is going to have his baby he
wanted a baby

You didn't hear me say anything.

am blonde but I am not stupid--I
said nothing-- okay?

I said nothing you know what
Gina-- I heard you-- Come on and
get another drink

there is no deal

there is no deal it fell through
our deal fell through?

Yeah we fell through

what do you mean fell through

now what are we
really partying?

we are really partying, I am
partying

Sheryl can party

you talked to the guy and they
said they are not going with us?

Yeah I talked to the guy

well what is the problem?

Zorro is the problem no not
Zorro you are the problem you
are the fucking problem

just take it easy just take it
easy what the fuck happened?

You remember when we were down
there in September?

Yeah

and you were hitting on some
girl?

It was a party

yeah it was a party you were
hitting on some girl do you
remember?

She looked like Sonya Brown?

She was Zorro's daughter

he got right

it was Zorro's daughter for
Christ sake I don't care whether
you are

fucking innocent in that or not

so what did she say? She didn't
seem to mind when we were down
there.

It's not what she said it's what
is in the note she committed
suicide you fucking stupid fuck

she-- you fucking offended their
culture this man is so fucking
up sad it's so unbelievable

I will just pretend everything
is perfect we'll keep going and
you will be happy and

I want to dust off my resume and
may be get a good attorney

am tired of been a sanitary
engineer-- calm down-- I am
tired of been the sanitary engineer

cleaning after you all the
fucking time I loved you like a
fucking brother man

don't you raise your voice

where is my fucking voice the
whole bottom just fell off this
fucking company.

this company doesn't stand a
chance it's not going to recover
from the

fucking debt it went to trying
to do this deal fucking here--
Bill

I got to get on a plane you are
alone

you spineless punk Jesus Christ
oh shit

come back okay?--okay-- come
back ooh come back okay okay

I want to see the policy you
have I have been thinking about
it you are right

this should be finalized with my
idiocy cause you are my friend
yougot to get something back

this should be finalized with my
idiocy cause you are my friend
yougot to get something back

I am happy with you.

Right I know you do I can be
your delicate flower if you just
let me grow

Music

hey there

Music

aww hi excuse me you just move
over that way just move over am
cold

aww hi excuse me you just move
over that way just move over am
cold

music

music

oh are you okay?

Now you go home huh?

Yeah that's right

I am not going to hurt you
unless you want me to

hi aah ahh thank you for
coming now I hope I can.

hi aah ahh thank you for
coming now I hope I can.

hey mickey it's not going to
happen it fell apart so you know
where to find me

hey mickey it's not going to
happen it fell apart so you know
where to find me

honey I got to go we need to get
out of here

can somebody please come here

music

she is taking all this shit she
is taking drugs

come on

am fine am fine --come on--
leave me alone-- throw it out
throw it out

Phil

you are not going to lecture me
about this party

no am not going to lecture you
mmmmhh Phil crap am pregnant and
its Bill's and I want it

no am not going to lecture you
mmmmhh Phil crap am pregnant and
its Bill's and I want it

we are going to take a break
yeah

what kind of party tonight huh?

Am sorry I suck am a bad wife am
a bad person am a bad everything

but I would like to be a good
mother I am so sorry

seems to be a lot going on.

there is alot going on

I am really sorry what a
horrible way I just told you oh
god

when I was a kid I'd always go
to horror movies

I don't know if I ever told you
about this but there is this one
movie this

woman was married to this guy
who was actually not from earth

I don't expect you to forgive me
or love me or anything

shut the fuck up

and lots of people die finally
he rips off his face I did this
horrible thing

I have to tell you but that's me

you think you are just going to
put it all out all right put it
all out you are fine

that was nice

you know I will ask you the same
question that I asked Vanessa.

Vanessa?

What are you talking about?

You know about Vanessa?

That you are sleeping with her
yeah I know about that one yeah
that was a special one

but I think the thing that
really got me she is carrying
your baby

that got me too.

I have slept with a chic

really?

and I liked it

and you don't consider yourself

gay? No am not gay.

All I have done is think about
with this guy I haven't even
done anything

I have done it am talking about
I have done it.

All the way?

it's not much I haven't done

there is a very angry guy
running around here who want to
slit my throat

mmh--because I owe some very
very bad angry people really
dark evil

people a whole lot of money so

I don't care about the money
Bill I care about you and me

and how could you do that we
talked about having kids

yeah whatever happens in the
future I didn't mean to hurt
youit's just my nature monster of the year

yeah whatever happens in the
future I didn't mean to hurt
youit's just my nature monster of the year

I totally get it I do

this wouldn't have happened

I hate you I hate you

I appreciate it really there
is no one saving me it's not I
would rather be left on my own

come on its cold

now you are going to save me you
are the hero

meeting you in this elevator is
probably the best thing that has
happened to me in a long time.

Shut up.

What would you do if money were
no object?

Really?

mmh

do you see this

mmh

I would open up a fashion store

its yours

just like that?

Sure

mickey I need to talk to you

no he is sending his wife now?

Look Bill told me everything
about the debt everything now
you don't know me

and I don't know you but I love
Bill nothing bad can happen to
him.

Nick got the call

the call?

Yeah it's not happening he
flipped out --what do you mean
he flipped just-- I don't know

I don't know he said it's not
happening

why why?

He said that you want to know?

Yes I want to know.

they said that this girl

who I had thing with at this
party get she killed herself and
the note implicating me

I know it's probably not
enough but I think probably most
of it I'll get you the rest I promise

this you got to know this is
just this is the big comedy of
all

her father was that guy he was
Zorro he was

the government guy he was the
green light guy he turned red on
us and--

I put my faith in you I know I
put my trust in you I put my
money in you.

Yeah I know

nice ring Bill is very lucky to
have you

baby --there you are come on
lets go to a party thanks for
having us bye

how could you get men
Serious me do you know how this
makes me look?

I can't quite figure out
everything right now but I think
I know one way out

Bill there you are come on its
time for presentation

Oh look at this man of the year

what did you guys do?

look at this-- man of the year
look at this

what a year what a year take a
look at where we were a year ago
a year ago and how

far we have come you know some
men some men have their place in
life

thrust on them you could say the
position may be bestowed on them

some men some few very few very
special men create their place
from within

maybe we should say from hope
and then some men very special
men share that

place all those around them and
loved ones their friends their
business associates

people who have counted on him
he has been responsible too

I figured who Bill is he is such
a man he has touched so many of
us here tonight has he?

so let me give this to Bill our
man of the year

yes it is good to know that I
didn't do it and I couldn't have
done it alone what is here oh my God

special gift for special man

look at this this is beautiful

I know you didn't want the

well if everybody can see I
cannot tell you what this means
to me

hey hey there is a
black out what happened?

Hey who was that? Who got the
gun who got the gun

did you are doing up there what
is that-- I dont know

somebody got the gun who is not
here

are you kidding me?

I know what you want you want to
kill me

man of the year congratulations
on the real beauty there

oh Phil just wait on the that
gun-- the fuck--

you think am weak get the fuck
off-- its my change over

its my change

you can't change shit

yeah I can

what the fact do you know about
me you you got every fucking
thing yeah you got

every fucking thing you got my
fucking wife you got a fucking
baby anything else you want?

here take this no wait wait no
no you can't do it --the fuck---

do me then do me do me not you
fuck you listen to me I know
about

everything you got to have this
baby with her she wants the baby

she really does love you she
knows that am no good she
knows-- son of a bitch,

listen to me listen to me

I fucking can't get it up I know
I can't fucking get it up

it's all right it's all right
let me help let me have this let
me have this Phil.

I can't even get it up and it
sucks

I know I know hey you got to
pull it together and be there
for her she is a good woman

much too good me you are a good
guy you are a good guy. come
here

Phil Phil Phil

take care of this baby-- all
right that's-- what she wants
she needs you

I don't want to to hear you talk
about it anymore okay? Am fine
am fine am fine

music

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that?

Jesus I guess he beat me to it
am out of here

no no no no

it's okay it probably went off
by accident guns go off by
accident

no you can't die noooo

no you can't die noooo

hi Bill you are my man of the
decade the century the new
century and

I have known you longer than
anyone else

congratulation Bill your ship is
coming your time has come
you've always been

ahead of your time and the world
just caught up with you.

Bill congratulations from the
whole marine core to you

the whole marine-- core great
guy

I guess that Bill and again he
is my boss I have to suck up to
him so what can I say

man of the year I can't believe
it

congratulations for the wife for
the career and what's more is in
my estimation

hi Bill you have always been
this am really proud of you you
are great.

hi are you the man of the hour
or the man of the year

man of the year am going to have
a beer on you

he is a really good boss am
really happy to work for this
company thank you so much

and I know he is thrilled to
have you.

what do we

don't tell him but he is man of
the year and he is the man of
my life

everything was a lie

this is going to be an exception
night I know it and

why----you never leave
me you promised

why----you never leave
me you promised

music

you are still there you all
this work to do what huh?

can we go on a rich break and
then out there in the pool?

I got $4000 I know I got enough
money from all this the baby can
have the operation

I love you toto lets go home
now

our top story this morning
police report a local energy
executive found

dead in a Hollywood hill
swimming pool details are still
unavailable

the California electricity
situation continues on day 152
of the so called

crisis more rolling black outs
are expected here in LA as the
legislators

continue their hearing on
Sacramento.

Now we are going to have the
best

that was the best

Power companies executive and
energy brokers

are likely to face a grilling by
law makers about charges price
gauging

and manuplation but only if the
investigators have the right
question

ohh baby this time you are going
to stay beautiful.

I know who gets my vote for the
man of the year

we are going to party

as usual the authority says
there is nothing to worry about
just another perfect day in paradise

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