Mad Monkey Kung Fu (1979) - full transcript

Good

Mr Duan, quite a good show !

The show I've organized is not bad

Mistress, this monkey's kung fu
is pretty good

Especially that actress, so beautiful

Look at you !
Of all the days she performed

... you have always showed up

You have been mesmerized

Remember, you promised me

Yes, but you also promised
to give me something

Sure, after you complete this task



I will give it to you

And do whatever you say

Secretary

Master Chan,
Mr Duan invites you to a meal

Him again?

Great efforts, everyone!

Sister

Sister

That Duan Shiangyuan has invited me again

Look at you

Always needing help to take off
your make-up

Sister, I suggest you don't go tonight

As we finish tomorrow
we should go as a courtesy

And express our gratitude...



for their daily support

All right then

But you must not drink that much

All right

A Toast to you both

Good

Mr Duan, you're too kind

Our performance in your vicinity

... has enjoyed your total support

We're really grateful

You're too kind !

I have no other interests

My wife really enjoys...

watching you two perform

As far as I'm concerned

I love watching your kung fu

Mr Duan is too kind

A toast to you again

Please

Brother, don't drink that much !

You bother me again?

No, we still have to pack up

Precisely for that.
Because you're packing up

And we don't know when you'll come again

So please drink up, bring the wine !

Yes

Sister, Mr Duan is right

Master Chan, some say
the somersault on stage

Bei Pai kung fu

... is only for show

And not practical as a matter of fact

What do you say?

Brother

Sister, he's criticizing our kung fu

Saying it's quite useless

I believe Mr Duan's kung fu

... must have reached the pinnacle

No, not really

Li Hang

Yes

Invite Master Chan to instruct the men

Master Chan,
please prove your skills to us

Stop! Master Chan, this is real kung fu

Their backhand technique is entangling

Yes, how different is what they do...

from what you do on stage?

Slightly different

Brother !

Sister, it's a rare opportunity.
Let me show them

Don't be like this !

Sit down

Please

They circle their arms too wide

Lacking agility in the hip region

Also, you're too slow

Look sharp! Stand here

Come on

Put your palm here

His counter strike will be ineffective

Am I right? Mr Duan

Also, your rebound kick

Look

Your stance should not be like that

It should be lower

Right again, Mr Duan?

Right, a toast to Master

Yes

Brother

Studying martial arts with wine
is life's greatjoy

Mr Duan is right

Mr Duan, since you appreciate so much

... my kung fu on stage;

And it so happens I'm in the mood

Good. I'll demonstrate some more

Don't move

Just stand still

Hold your breath. Did I scare you?

But doing this alone is no fun

Good. Get someone to join in
with Master Chan

If two aren't enough, get four

If that's not enough, get ten

Master Chan, I believe this will do?

Oh, whatever

The more the merrier

Brother, you...

I'm not drunk,
just an exchange of techniques

Yes, it's all right. Just for fun

Well, make a move

Young man, more power from the hips!

Grab the fan!

For you

This is my hand

Why did you hit like that ?

Who taught you this?

Good. More wine

Yes !

Another toast

You're a great drinker !

Sister

Brother, drink no more. Let's go

Miss Chan

This fellow's talk about martial arts

... must have bored you

Right? Master Chan?

Brother

Mistress!

Master

Please accompany Miss Chan
to the back hall

And engage in ladies' chit chat

All right

Mr Duan, we really must go

Wait, Miss Chan

Let's have a chat

Brother, don't. You're drunk !

What? Me, drunk?

Right, he's not drunk at all

Sister, they're so sincere
in entertaining us

And besides,

I haven't seen Mr Duan's kung fu

Brother, you're once again ignoring me

Sister... I um...

Miss Chan, leave them to their man-talk

We'll talk about ladies' matters

Come, let's go inside and chat

Brother

That's right

Sister, I'm fine. Go

That's it. Come with me

Master Chan, please demonstrate

Please!

Please!

It's just for fun. Come on

Not bad, you're quite good

You're too kind

Now it's my turn to demonstrate...

some real kung fu

... for you to see

It's not fair fighting with the fan

You...

Mr Duan, where are you going?

Oh...to fetch you wine

Bring the wine

Wine...

Master Chan is very good

Your kung fu is really great !

It has speed, power and agility

Just like a monkey

What did you say?

Monkey Fist

Here's a toast to you

Mr Duan, your hip technique is too stiff

Mine is more nimble

But our kung fu is unlike yours

We use power, not soft like yours

Master Chan, another toast

Power is forceful,
but what about softness?

It's called Power and
soft skills combined

Cheers!

Attack on the groin!

This is called
Monkey Grabbing the Peach. Cheers!

Mrs. Duan, it's late

Isn't my brother's drinking...

bothering Mr Duan?

No, it won't

Let me go and see

Miss Chan, relax

Master Chan and Mr Duan

... are more like brothers

It's all right even if they're drunk

Mrs Duan, you don't know

When my brother is drunk...

He knows not what's happening

I'll talk to Mr Duan and ask him...

not to let Master Chan drink anymore

Good

Miss Chan, I've prepared
some ginseng soup...

for easing Master Chan's hang-over

Take care of Miss Chan

I'll demonstrate more Monkey Fist for you

Please go ahead

Good...

That isn't all

There's more

The four styles of the palm
are most important

And most difficult to practise

Totally drunk ! Good

You know what to do

Miss Chan, sorry

Your brother is drunk...

and has beaten up people

He ran around like a monkey

And I don't know where he has gone

Brother is a nuisance. It's so late

God knows where he'd have gone !

Don't worry

I've sent many men to find him

What about Mrs Duan?

I was busy looking after your brother

I don't know where she is

Let me find my brother

That's not necessary

Once my men have found him

They'll alert me

What did you say?

Really !

Impossible!

I saw it with my own eyes...

My brother, he...?

Let's go and see

Yes

Maser Chan

Master Chan, you...

Mrs Duan

Mistress, you...

Master

Brother!

Sister, I...

Brother, you...

You filth... to have done such a thing

... to ruin my family name

It's not my fault

I was preparing the ginseng soup
in the kitchen

I didn't expect Master Chan
to come in and...

I didn't do that, Mr Duan...

Shut up. I thought
you were a man of honour

But you have done such an immoral act

Brother

Grab him

Brother

You slime!

You still want to struggle
in the face of evidence!

Mr Duan, my brother acted foolishly

... as he was under
the influence of drink

Sister, I was...

Brother, such shameful act

You still want to argue !

Miss Chan, according to our rules...

such act is punishable by drowning

My brother has done wrong,
please forgive him

Can such an act be forgiven?

Mr Duan, what remedy is there?

Drown him !

What are you doing?

Quiet

Miss Chan, we have our rules

There's nothing I can do

Quiet

Mr Duan, then do what you must

Brother

You'll have to forget
you had such a brother

I'll stand in his place

How ?

I'll be your mistress, maid... anything

Only if you would spare my brother

Sister

Brother, I've decided

Mr Duan, please grant me my wish

How can this be?

Please grant me my wish

All right, I grant it

But only if your brother's hands
were crippled

Why?

Because he has such good skills

And he could use the excuse of wine...

and seek revenge from me

No!

Duan Shiangyuan!

Brother, don't

Stop

He can act and do somersaults

One, two, three, four

Great...

Now you've all seen the monkey
do somersaults

Please, everyone

Buy some candy from us

Candy...

There'll be more shows!

Please, help us and buy...

Please buy some candy

Please give your support

Get some, it's very soothing

Buy? Why don't you buy?

Don't you have any money?

No, do you?

No!

Here's a free one for each

Get the money...

One for each, free for all

One for each, very sweet

Not even a dollar

I just opened for business

Can you come around later?

Collect the money

I just opened for business

And you want to collect money now

That isn't very fair, is it?

Damn you, let's return later

I'll pick them up for you

Thank you

Go

Done. Let's go

This is a nice restaurant

Boss...have you collected everything?

Everyone has collected his share...

Have some tea first

Waiter, a bowls of sweet lotus soup

Ah Tien, let's return
with the money first

Our collection went smoothly today

The boss will be pleased with us

Quickly!

Help...

Help...

Help...

Get that kid

What are you doing?

Old sir, may I ask...

where is the Master
doing the monkey show?

Monkey show?

On the boat

Thank you

Uncle Chan

Hello, Uncle Chan

Good !

What, want to watch
the monkey show again?

I don't do it in the evening

No

I bought you some food

And good wine. Try it

Uncle Chan, what are you doing ?

This is quality wine

Be gone!

I didn't know you don't drink

How about some food

Using your hands, it's not hygienic

Put it in the bowl

Little fellow, what's your name?

Little Monkey

Little Monkey?

My parents died when I was young

So I just let people call me
Little Monkey

No wonder you're
as naughty as a monkey. Sit

Little Monkey, forgive me forjust now

Whenever I see wine...

You don't drink, is that it?

Yes, the food is good

But of course, it's from Fok Kee

Prepared especially for you

You must have spent a lot of money

The money is taking advantage of you

I got it from those other people

Then that's stealing

But I can't beat them

Truthfully

If you can't beat them, steal from them

In this world

There are so many vices

Uncle Chan, eat while it's hot

Right, join me

Uncle Chan, most performing artistes...

usually drink some wine

Why don't you drink ?

Uncle Chan, what's the matter?

Nothing. Just a little indigestion

... causing gas.
Make yourself comfortable

Sit...

Eat up!

Uncle Chan, here's a chicken leg

Thank you

Why do you hold chopsticks like this ?

Oh, my fingers are clumsy

Bitten by a monkey?

No

By a rat?

By a snake?

By a woman?

Uncle Chan !

Uncle Chan, what are you doing ?

Do you have a seizure?

No

You must have done too many monkey shows

That's what monkeys do
when they're in heat

Uncle Chan, do I look the part?

Don't you know monkeys won't do that?

Remember, don't mention
wine and women anymore

Eat up!

You're good

You too, the bill is paid

Baldy, this lily is most cooling

You can use it as a fan...

Also, for your hair

It can act as a hat

Come, put it on

Don't you know
my fist can strike at the chest

... and the back ?

Five? It's more like ten

Nothing. Open up

I said you didn't open as yet

Five again

Scoundrel, want to pull one on me?

Little Monkey, take a beating

That's nothing, that's life

You're making a mockery of yourself

Sorry, we haven't brought you any food

Sorry

It's OK, but if you continue to steal...

sooner or later you'll be beaten to death

If I don't steal, I will starve to death
sooner or later

I don't steal, do you see me starving?

But you can put on the monkey show
to earn money

... whereas I don't have the skill

So I have to steal

But what you have stolen is dirty money

It's late, you can sleep here!

Sleep with Ah Mo

Your bird sings a lovely tune

It's really nice

The bird I had did not sing like this

Good morning, boss

Little Monkey, what are you doing here?

Nothing, I have stopped stealing

... and would like a job from you

You want a job from me?

You are not used to a regularjob

What can you do?

I can pick up these bowls
and dishes for you

You haven't paid money in two days

As soon as I have enough money
I will pay you

Give me back the monkey

If everybody is like you...

how can we earn a living?

You dare to strike back ? Attack!

Beat him...

You're bullying him...

What's wrong...?

Ah Fok, they are quite angry

Let us hide for a moment

Go

Are you okay?...

Waiter, the bill please

The bill

When travelling,
this is the best place to eat

It doesn't matter even if
we had more dishes

Hey, it ain't hygienic
to wash dishes in the river

Aren't you afraid of
contagious diseases ?

Diseases are scary,
but you are even worse

The bill for eighteen cents

Two forty six

Table Three, twenty-one cents more

Thirty-nine cents in total

Little Monkey, very good

Yeah

Sir, where is Uncle Chan ?

It is sad, these rascals...

have beaten his monkey to death

Isn't it tragic?

So immoral

Uncle Chan ...

Uncle Chan

Uncle Chan, you have failed

Ah Mo, you have died today

One day those scoundrels
will meet the same fate

Uncle Chan, don't feel too sad
about Ah Mo

I'll catch you another monkey tomorrow

Even if I don't, I can act as a monkey

Little Monkey, did you hurt yourself?

No

Oh, I am used to it

Uncle Chan, these people have bullied you

I will avenge you

Little Monkey, don't be a hero

Looking for trouble

... means getting killed sooner

Don't worry

I can't beat them openly

But I have my plan

Plan? I don't think you have any

Why not?

They won't be able to catch me

I'll be a wolf in sheep's clothing

And fool them

Like a rock in a shit hole

To teach them a lesson

Hard and stinking, so they can't stand it

What an idea!

Uncle Chan, I've earned two dollars

Is it stolen again?

Of course not

I have sweated for it

How so?

I have sweated in return for wagers
from a properjob

That is the right way to earn money

Let's eat first

I almost forgot to bury Ah Mo

Ah Mo, God speed you

Go to a better world

But don't play jokes on the pig god again

Do you want to perform the last rites?

Ah Mo

Uncle Chan

Little Monkey, it's you

I must be blind

For a moment I thought you were Ah Mo

Don't I look like a monkey

You even mistook me for Ah Mo

I've learned to mimic his movements.
Watch

Ah Mo doing the somersault

Ah Mo pissing in the wind

Ah Mo scratching

Also

Ah Mo walking

Something is still lacking

What is it?

A monkey has hair

Hair? No problem

This is not a great big monster

Neither is it the legendary Monkey King

What do you say he looks like?

Like a monkey ...

You are right

He is a man disguised as a monkey

Doesn't he look like a monkey,
he scratches

And says hello to everyone

He jumps too

Skilled in stick kung fu

And, gentlemen, he also sells candies

Thank you, thanks for your help

It's good business over there

Looks like he just started

Let's go

It's you again?

Please everyone

Not bad business

Halt, I'll kill anyone who moves

So it's you, you little bastard

Disguising as a monkey?

We were only trying to earn a living

Okay, as before

A dollar a day

No way, there are now two of you

So there should be one dollar more

Everyone is paying one dollar

Why do we have to pay two dollars?

I don't care,
with you it's one dollar more

Two dollars in total

Stop fighting ... !

Don't cause trouble

He can fight. Hit him with some weapon

Please, I don't know how to fight

I'll pay you two dollars a day

Uncle Chan

That's more like it, pay up quickly

Collect the money

There's only a dollar

What are you going to do about it?

Stop pretending, you have so much money

Pick up the money. Let's go!

I've run my business for five years

I'm used to seeing money collectors

So they've taken a lot of
advantage from you

Whaddya know !

Some people are born to pay

They pay when they study

They pay when they work

Why is it like this?

These hoodlums !

We sweat night and day
and they take from us

No way, I'll get the money back

Don't go

Why?

What you get may not be good

If you don't get it, you get beaten up

I'll fight them to death

If you cause more trouble

Sooner or later you'll be beaten to death

Who cares !

Such stubbornness

So it's true

What is true?

You know kung fu

Says who?

Those scoundrels say you know kung fu

Rubbish

It's not rubbish

In fact, having followed you this long...

I ought to have picked up some Kung Fu

But I've learnt nothing

Except putting on a monkey show

Little Monkey, putting on a monkey show

... is to entertain others
to earn a living

That's right, otherwise...

why the hell would we get beaten up?

I only know how to put on a monkey show

I don't know Monkey Fist

If you want to learn, seek elsewhere

I'll go then

Boss, the bill

Boss ...

Coming, coming

Wait

This is robbery in broad daylight

You little bastard again

What's your disguise this time ?

Damn it !

He who is famous as the Monkey King

... is precisely me

Haven't you heard?

I haven't, have you?

I have heard a lot of other things

But haven't heard this

Sorry...

Little Monkey, don't cause trouble here

Boss, his kind should be eliminated

such that there will be peace around here

Wait, you are not my match

Ask your boss to come out

Looking for our boss?

Correct

It depends on how good your kung fu is

Cross roads technique

Four speeding stallions

Breaking horse power

Attack from beneath

Besiege and destroy

Beat him up!

Pepper

The Monkey King Storms the Heavens

It's me!

Little Monkey, don't fight!

Who'd be responsible for the damages ?

Don't fight...!

Let me beat him to death!

Please stop

Or you'll kill him

Please have mercy

He's just a kid

Five more dollars

Just let him go

Release him

I'm not scared of being out-numbered

Little Monkey, you're awake

Better being unconscious, I'll die easier

To die sooner is better than later

It's not that I don't want to teach you

I'm just afraid...
that you'll become like me

Learning kung fu will be like you

Bullied, insulted and beaten

Learning kung fu means a lot of pain

I accept pain and hard work

I'm afraid you'll drop out in the middle

I won't quit even if it kills me

What should you do
if you want to be my student?

Please accept my respects, Teacher!

This is not the place
for learning kung fu

Where should we go then?

Follow me to the hills

A monkey's fingers are all different

Every finger has power

Therefore to learn Monkey Fist,
you must have...

Strong fingers

Strong wrists

Teacher, to learn like that

... is tiring and inconvenient

If you want to grab something

You can do it like this

If you want to eat food...

you can do it like this.
What's so difficult?

From tomorrow onwards...

You must tie your hands on waking

And release only when you sleep

Teacher

The rock must not touch the ground

Raise your hands, turn

Jump like a monkey

Jump

Teacher, potato!

Put it down

Sit down

Grab with your hands

A monkey's hands are much faster

My hands are tied

and with the rock I'm naturally slow

Then you eat less

Again!

Little Monkey

The roast chicken
smells especially good today

Yes

Do you want to taste it?

No

No appetite?

No, my hands are slower than yours

So I'll settle for the potato

Why are you so modest tonight?

Of course I have to be modest

Normally I eat one or two servings

I wouldn't think of having a third

Then you eat this

Teacher, you're right.
It tastes real good

This is called,
'whoever is fast, gets it'

Not bad

Little sly fox !

It's late.
You're hanging out clothes to dry?

No, it's you... not the clothes

Me?

What for?

Your monkey hands are quick enough

But your arms are still lacking power

Arms' power?

What has the rope to do with it?

When a monkey sleeps in a tree...

he supports his body with arms

Right

So starting tonight
you'll sleep on a rope

Sleep on a rope?

That's right

But that means falling off easily

Look at me

This can be done!

If you're afraid of falling...

grasp here

You'll get used to it

Go on

All right then

Why did you release your grip?

You grasped my arm pit

I was itchy so I fell

When a monkey climbs branches...

frequently tickle his arm pit

Why doesn't he fall?

That's...

Go!

Don't be lazy, practise hard!

Fingers, wrists, arms;
the whole body must have power

Teacher, I'm not bad

Still far from it

What !

Not really so? No way

Well, Teacher, you see?

Still far from it, right?

But of course
I'll fall because you pushed me

How can you be
like a monkey falling that badly

So how does a monkey fall?

He will do a somersault and land there

Get up

Teacher, I've learnt for a long time

My progress could be regarded as speedy

Speedy?

My finger, wrist, arm and hip power ;

Somersaults and leaping techniques...

have all been drilled...
am I yet not ready?

Still far from it

What?

If you don't believe it,
I can test your skills

What's the point ?

After all you are not those bastards

So you think you can be a match

... for those bastards ?

Of course

Then according to you...

you want to graduate from your training ?

That's what I want

When do you intend to leave then ?

The sooner the better, the more delay...

the more dirty money they'll collect

I want to leave tonight

Okay

My pupil !

Yes, Teacher

As you are determined to leave

... I cannot retain you

But you must remember

There'll be the best among the best

Teacher, please accept my respects

First bow

Second bow

Third bow

Take care of yourself

Wait

Teacher, you're changing your mind again

For your trip this time...

I don't have anything special to give you

Teacher, are you giving me this hat?

Don't underestimate this hat

Once you've worn it,
you wouldn't want to take it off

That's great. Thank you , Teacher

Ah Tien, this kid has survived
a few beatings

And has become a kindergarten teacher

You bunch of bastards...

Bastards

You teach those kids to scold us

Aren't you afraid to die?

Well, I do wish to die

But the Yama doesn't want me

That's easy.
We'll make sure you go to him

Wait !

Are you both gutless?

Letting useless hoodlums to attack first?

But of course, if not...

how else will they earn their keep ?

That's a point

Say no more. Eat it

Wait, so much confusion !

The spectators can't see clearly

Let's fight one on one

Okay, Ah De, you go

Also, this is not suitable for children

Kids should not watch

Don't watch, go on...

Not bad

It's hard to win with a single tile

A pair is better

Bump... Bump again

Very itchy

Which side is it?

This side is real

I'll give you something good

Very juicy

So sour

A pair of two bamboos

Not a bad set of tiles

A small hand again

Better. Ask for three tiles

Red, Green and White Dragon, you all go

Red, Green and White Dragon, One bamboo

East, south

One circle, One and Nine Wan

You're so aggressive

Wanna go for a Full House, huh?

Nine bamboos

Wait, once Nine circles appears

... you will have Full House, right?

Too much mah jong strains the mind

Practise Monkey Fist

Practise finger power

Also...

It's your turn

It's our turn

Who goes first?

You, of course

I have to watch the money

I...

Anyone will do

That's outdated. Audience doesn't like it

You see, now the audience likes it

Where's my hat?

Are you stealing my smoke?

His cough is alienating everybody

It's me

A kick here, a kick there

Be considerate, don't smoke

Jumping on top

This is your filter

Not a bad taste

Where's my hat?

Here

Don't touch it

Drunken snake!

Of course, Drunken Snake from the Cave

Lazy Monkey Stretch

What's up?

Don't fool around!

My shoulder is dislocated

How much money have you collected today?

It's not my fault, it's him...

It's him

Not much

Return all the money that
you've collected

Will you do it?

Yes, yes, quickly...

Bring me to your boss

Do we have to?

Are you going or not?

Yes, going...

Go then!

See you...thank you for coming

What are you all doing, standing here?

Help pack up

We have a business to run tonight

Mr Duan, our business has been quite good

Not bad

Certainly, Mr Duan

You've let me handle the business

I will definitely
bring in much profit for you

Brother Choi, you're bluffing again

It is in fact due to
the good fortune of both ladies

Yes, yes

You really have a sense of humour

They're always joking

Mr Duan, I have prepared a meal
in the VlP room

Please go there

Good

Beat him...

Split up... come together

Who is this?

This is...

You scoundrels are known for
your immoral deeds

Extortion, gambling dens,
prostitution... what not !

I'm here to set you right today

Damn yourself !

Ah Choi, this kid is really smart

What's his background?

He is...

I don't need your introduction

I'm Little Monkey
from the school of Monkey Fist

You know Monkey Fist?

What rubbish !
This little bastard claims...

he's like a monkey
and runs around all day

I reckon, he merely has someone

... to teach him monkey acts

No wonder he's mischievous like a monkey

Ain't fooling.
I'm here to teach you a lesson

Ah Choi

Play with that monkey and entertain me

Right. Let me be that fellow

One accident is good enough to kill

No jumping !

Charge...

I'm here

Thank you

Smells horrible !

Wait... your poultice is not
in the right place

No, right here

A bit higher. That's it

Feels great !

Bastard !

Over there!

Watch me!

Lead the cow!

Get up

Now you're really like a tortoise

Help quickly!

It's me

Turn again!

Not bad. Stand back

So you have some real kung fu

Choi, he really knows my stuff

You say I am putting on a monkey show?

This is real Monkey Fist

It is not real Monkey Fist

You merely act like a monkey, that's all

What?

Who is he?

My big brother

So you're not the big boss

I'm the second in charge

So that makes him the boss

So you've just been pretending

I'm temporarily the boss
when big brother is absent

For all the time you've been around...

You don't even know such kung fu

The Monkey Fist... I know that

Then who is your teacher?

Are you interrogating me?

A man possessing kung fu skills
will not tell

Yes...!

Bring two ladies to the VlP room

Yes...

Ah Choi, prepare to serve the meal !

Right away, boss

Serve the meal?

Do you know what pleases my palate?

I know

A feast of highest quality, right?

You know Monkey Fist too

We can have a fight

Sister, let's go down

Ladies

Mr Duan's kung fu is still powerful

Sister, does his somersault
remind you of...

My brother ? No

Ah Choi, bring out all the food

I want a feast here

Yes, yes, coming...!

No need, I'm not hungry

I'll want to eat even if you don't

Wait ! Go away!

Let me serve a treasured dish

You're too kind. Let me sit down first

Brother, I see

This must be monkey's brain tar tar

Prepare the condiments

Condiments

Isn't it too cruel?

What too cruel?

This is a timely tonic and nourishment

Everyone sit

Please sit

Little Monkey

You always cause us trouble

Your so-called teacher

What's his name?

Sorry. Though I'm a loser,

I won't disgrace my teacher

Bastard !

To eat the brain monkey's head
must be washed

Then sterilized with spirits

Then the head should be shaved

And finally
the skull will be cracked open

Who is your teacher?

Speak up...

I don't know

Right, Ah Choi

Crack his skull slowly, blow by blow

Yes

Oh, no...

Grab him, don't let him get away

Are you blind?

The hat given by Teacher
is still in the brothel

Must be Uncle Chan's student

You ! Horny and coward

Me, afraid?

If it wasn't for you,
could he have escaped?

Do you think
I pulled my skirts deliberately

... for others to see?

You like anyone
who is versed in Monkey Fist

What ?

It was you who asked me
to arrange the trap

Now you...

So you are accusing me now

Don't forget you were rewarded handsomely

Yes, you gave me this brothel

But you also promised me

Once you've got what you wanted...

You'll give me Tsuei Hung
as the top prostitute

However you've procrastinated many years

Now what is happening?

Why are you coming back?

To get back the hat Teacher gave me

What's his name?

Uncle Chan

He's really my brother

My Teacher is your brother?

Yes, I just heard

Some years ago

My brother fell into Duan's trap

To save my brother...

I became Duan's mistress

Duan Shiangyuan!

You...

You filthy slime

So you helped him deliberately

You pulled off her skirt
and is siding with him

You beast

You tricked me and my brother years ago

Now I want you dead

Go quickly

I will not budge!

Madam

Make up and stop fighting

Madam, what's all this for?

Tsuei Hung is helping that fellow
to fight Mr Duan

Like that, huh ! Pool up and hit him

You're still here?

Don't let him get away

Don't let him get away. Grab him...

Don't let him get away

You...

Little Monkey

Teacher

You've returned so quickly

Did you miss me?

Yes, Teacher. I um...

When you left you were full of pride

Why pull a long face now?

Yes...

Headache?

No

Mourning on someone's behalf?

No

Then someone must have hit you
on the head

Yes, Teacher

You must have thought
your kung fu was good

How would you have a swollen head ?

No, Teacher. I started off smoothly

And used finger, wrist and hip power

And drove them from the main street
to the brothel

Beating those scoundrels such that...

they were all over the place

But unexpectedly there came a big boss

... who said mine was not the Monkey Fist

But a mere semblance of monkey movements

Shouldn't I be angry?

I used my somersault skills

But little realizing...

Lost the fight

Yes

Your head has been injured

Why haven't you used the hat
I gave you...

to cover your shameful wound?

Hat? Teacher, I saw your sister

My sister?

Yes

Where?

In the brothel

How come she's in...

Teacher, she's not a prostitute

She's that boss's...

Is the boss's surname Duan?

That's the bastard

Teacher, your sister said...

What did she say?

That you fell into the bastard's trap

How could I...

In order to save me...

Your sister helped me fight those crooks

But we couldn't beat him...

Teacher, where are you going?

To find my sister

You can't go

Why?

That Duan fellow is conniving

And besides, your hands...

My hands are like this because of him

Teacher, don't worry

All things considered, she's his wife

I don't think he'll do her harm.
Besides...

you can't use the Monkey Fist
effectively on him;

Which renders it totally useless

Little Monkey, you should know that
your Kung Fu...

...is still a long way off

So what's to be done?

Continue to practise diligently

You must attain the skill
to pursue and attack

Four styles of the palm

Attack

Again

Teacher

Teacher

Business has been good recently

Miss, you are really... beautiful !

Young Master, any lady in mind?

Yes

Who?

Your mother

Your mother?

Please

We have Siu Hung, Siu Man, Siu Fa

Siu Ying, Siu Tseui, Sui Lien, Siu Juan

Fat, tall or short

They come in all shapes and sizes

Which style would you prefer ?

Don't be shy, tell us

I want you

Me

How come you have such perverted taste

Don't be so horny

You really want a man?

Sure! All the men here

Can you take it?

Of course, including your boss

Our boss is not interested in this

Besides, we don't do this sort
of business here

But since you are here

We won't spoil your fun

Good, let me give you a good one

Ah Biao

What's the matter?

One is not enough, get a few more

Fix him up

I will

Done so soon !

I told you one is not enough

Here's a pair, Ah Sang, Ah Hoi

What's up?

What's the matter?

You used to bluff, look ...

Finished before it's begun

Are you really that good?

Of course

Get four more

What's the matter?

This client likes men. Fix him !

Same price for men and women!

Don't be so nervous, what's the matter ?

How come it looks so familiar?

What's the game here?

What are these words?

Monkey ...

Little Monkey, follow the plan

Guarded by four posts,
take down by four strings

The net seals the heaven, alert the boss

You two protect me

Such a good plan,
to avoid killing the innocent

All by-standees, please leave

To avoid being hurt, go quickly ...

Don't go ...

Brother, you haven't paid yet

You'll die surely

This is to let you
develop some good karma

All martial art heroes should ...

focus on their moral discipline

We can't use our martial arts skill...

to do something bad

These are the scum
of our martial arts world

It's finished

Who taught you that?

From teacher?

Yes

So your Teacher
has sent you to lecture us

Are our men all here ?

I am getting impatient

Come, men !

It's not necessary to encircle in a fight

What's important is position

Position?

We know that.
Use the 4-2-4 strategy to attack

Testing the strength of my arms?

How long have you trained in that?

Five months?

No, looks like three months at the most

Right... the Four Knives ! Kill him

I'm a friend

Kill him ...

Everyone stop!

You're all confused

Ah Choi, where's that little monkey?

Brother, Little Monkey has been caught

Get away

Where is he?

Here!

Here comes the star !

Little Monkey, long time no see

Your technique has improved

You're too kind. That's Monkey Fist

I knew that
after perfecting Monkey Fist...

you'll indeed come and look for me

You're right, I've come this time...

for three things

Firstly, to rid this place of evil

Secondly, to avenge for Teacher

Thirdly to look for Tsuei Hung

Tsuei Hung?

Last time in order to save you...

she was wounded and died

Little Monkey

Even if you were
the Monkey King himself...

you can't escape. Skin him alive !

You see, he's caught ... !

Even your Teacher cannot escape from me;

Not to mention the puny you !

You think you've caught me?

My Teacher will come and save me

Drag him out and don't dirty this place

Teacher has arrived

Teacher !

Master Chan

How have you been doing, Mr Chan?

Very well... Mrs. Duan

Didn't ever imagine that
with your cripple hand...

you could develop such a good student

Nonsense ! Send for my sister

Your sister has been killed by them

Don't be afraid

Why be afraid of this crippled monkey

Teacher, why have you come so late?

Had you come sooner,
we'd have caught them all

Who will come to save us !

Right

As good as the old days

Why haven't you remembered

... your hands are crippled

I am not crippled !

All of you attack !

Attack ... !

Stay calm... don't be afraid ...

Don't be afraid... attack ...

My hands ...

We better leave !

Let's go !

Old Duan, has my Monkey Fist improved?

It's he who has regressed

Come

Don't be mad. The moral of the story is

That as a martial arts practitioner...

you shouldn't be attracted by sex

Neither should indulge in immoral things

Practise more Kung Fu,
and keep good health

Understand?

Is it painful?

This is called do unto others
what they do unto you

Teacher, isn't that correct?

Also, I so wish to avenge your sister !

Little Monkey!