Lucky Fat Man (2017) Movie Script

Delivery

Put it down

The money is under the

incense burner, take it yourself

Sounds scary

That is so scary

It can't be that horrible right?

What happen afterwards

Then I took the money back here.

Even more horrible thing

is going to happen.

Is that crazy

I'm scared

Don't scared

After that happened,

I felt sick for a few days

I had fever, this and that

my hair even started falling out

non-stop...

My hair was that long before

Stop saying, I am even more scared now

What a big bluff, who knows

if this is real or not

Don't worry, silly girl

Stop telling ghost stories

in day time, go to work now!

How do all these ghosts come from?

Father in law

Fat, you are chit-chatting again

Don't you need to work

I'm sorry, please continue eating

What he said just now, is it real

This is what actually happens

Honey, let's eat now

Good

Didn't you say Hong Kong

people are smart

It has been a week now,

why no one ever finds out yet

That's none of your business,

now we have food everyday,

what else do you want

Oh no, would he be

an undercover police

I think we should find

another restaurant tomorrow

That is the true story

So it means there is no ghost at all

It was on the news, only that

idiot Fat would believe this

No, it is real

Why don't you guys go to work

instead of gossiping,

I am going to help out in the kitchen

Fat, Come over

What's the matter, father in law

You useless idiot

You want to pretend

a chef in the kitchen

Don't even think about it

you will never be rich,

I will deduct the delivery cost

from your salary

What, No way

I only have $800 a month,

I will have nothing after deduction

Why don't you say it louder,

so that the whole world will know

If it is not for Heung,

I would have kick you out earlier

Go be a beggar

Working in here has no difference

from being a beggar

Go away

Shing, what's up

Where is my stuff

May

My brothers put in

their lives for this,

they are all

high quality products

Same price as before

What? Same price

You are going to pay the same price

for such a beauty

How pretty are they

Since there are so many feces down

the ditch in San Po Kong

Wouldn't it be better

to keep them alive

for few more days

before catching them

How do you do business

Oh right,

have you re-stock those

'hair soy sauce' from last time

We are being watched closely recently

you have to wait a bit longer

What about the 'vampire chicken feet'

The old grandma

who sucks those chicken feet

got choked and passed away last week

what kind of customer service is that

Don't you feel sad that

the old grandma is dead

I personally think virtue and

morality is very important

But you need to have a clear cut

between business and morality

Making business is different

from charity works,

you won't be doing it

if it is not for the money

Don't you agree with me

Nice, you ass-hole,

these are indeed very pretty

Ouch

Oh my god! That is real shit

Come over, change the daily

recommendations

to steam fish with lemon

With lemon is good?

Lemon can cover the strong smell

These fish stinks

Work quicker, stop discussing

about the smell

Got it

There is no mercy,

God will punish you all

Hey, Auntie Three

What are you doing?

You two destroyed my whole family

Although our last name is Frame,

doesn't mean you can set us up

There are only two of our restaurants

in this district

The food inspectors

watch me closely every day,

but they never inspect you guys

They charges me for selling fake eggs

That's because you are indeed

selling fake eggs

Exactly

The other day, they sue me for

having rats at my restuarant

Don't you have rats at your place

And then they sue me again for having

too much rubbish at the alley

Do you know

I got a total of 108 fines

in a month's time

How can't I not close down

my business

Very well, now you guys have the only

restaurant left in this district

You all took the whole market,

and have everything now

Of course, it is best to own

an exclusive business

Survival of the fittest, you need

to think about yourself

if you can't take it, Auntie three

Stop arguing,

let me say a fair word here

That's it, I have called

the police already

If you don't want to go to the police

station too,

I suggest you to leave now

Just leave

Bye Auntie Three

Auntie Three...Are you okay

Don't touch me

My hunsband was so fond of you

when he was still alive

He paid for your tuition fee

when you had no money

When you had no money for food

He asked me to prepare

you dinner every night

Fat, since you got married and

stayed in the Frame family

You changed completely,

you turned into a bastard

I tell you,

you have no rights to touch me

Be shamed on you all, this is so sad

Auntie Three

What? Do you feel pity for her

I tell you what,

this is a cruel society

If you have the ability,

you can be with her

Once you leave, don't ever come back

What's the time now

Hurry up and bring food to Heung

Hurry up

Damn it, I need a cup of milk tea

Don't be mad, let's go eat

abalone together shall we

Honey, why are you back so early

Honey, what are you doing

Cooking

You don't have to

Your dad asked me to bring you food

No way, I have prepared this

for the whole day

I made your favourite dishes

My favourite? No thanks

Sit please

I ask you to get seated right now

Ok

Here you go

Honey, I made your favourite dishes

What have you cooked

I cooked fried shrimps, barbeque pork

Fried beef with choi sum

and lobster spaghetti

You see, the lobster is huge and fresh

How about you

try your dad's food first

He made this just for you

Alright, I shall eat his

and you can try mine

Because I spend a lot of time

cooking these too

I don't like seafood that much

Then try the soup, this dried

fish maw soup is very tasty

I boiled it for a long time, you try

Okay, put it down first,

I will drink it later

Honey, do you know who I am

Why? Do you think

I am dumb? You are my

Asshole, luckily you fell asleep again

Will you ever be well again?

It seems that you are

getting worse day by day

If it is not because of

the slippery road

and that careless driver

Oh god, don't ever mention it again,

just pour the soup away first

Honey, where are you going

Drinking soup

I drew a picture yesterday,

do you want to take a look

Ok

I did it better this time,

main focus is your nose

Oh ya, It looks so big

Your nose is so huge,

I want everyone to know about it

So I wanted to frame this

in our restaurant

Like this?

Nice, I have no opinion about this

You bastard,

your existance

brings sorrow to this word

I should cut this sorrow short,

don't worry

I will kill myself after I killed you

In sixty years later

Pick up the phone asshole

Hello

How is Heung

She is fine

Has she eaten yet

she is eating

Then why don't you get

your ass back to the restaurant,

we are very busy down here

Don't you need to work

Got it

Who's calling

You dad asked me to

rushback to work,

how about you sleep awhile more

Then you should drink your soup

quickly and go back to work

Be quick, or else I will tell my dad

Is it very tasty

Yes, it is

God father

Here you are

Have you eaten yet

See what I have brought for you

Look at you? Everything okay

I have asked you to move here

with me earlier

Don't worry,

I will look after you here

You don't have to stay with

that aweful father in law

Look around my place,

how nice I have in here

God father, I would leave

if I could

It is hard even if

you wanted to leave now,

It is all packed here already

This is a very good location,

you can't get even if you want

To get a place in here is even harder

than getting the public rental housing

Many people wanted this place...

But don't worry, I kept an eye

for you already

The sick man behind, I think he won't

be staying here for very long

maybe he can't even survive tonight,

you can come try

your luck again tomorrow

Let's not talk about the sad things

Do you want to know what

have I brought for you

What

Play this DVD please

By the way, God father

You don't have to keep

masturbating while watching it

Don't disturb me, you should leave now

Can you pass me

the toliet paper please

Are you going to masturbate right now

I am not, go away

No, let me help you

I have two hands! Crazy

No, I don't want to see you being

too harsh to yourself

Just go

You can continue watching,

I can help you

I don't need your help

God father, it's masturbate

I don't care what you say

Come on, let me help you

Back off

Come on

Hey

What's going on

Ting, what is happening

Your mother in law is crazy,

she holds a hundred days

banquet at the restaurant

Wish you are healthy

and be a good baby

You are briliant

Kim, this is such a clever idea

Of course

Last year, I have organized 6 birthday

banquet already,

I have experiences in this

But how can you be sure

those people will come here

Actually, find a hotel

and ask them

to meet up at the lobby

Collect all the gifts and money first,

then tell them there is

a leakage from the sewage pipes

Thus we cannot hold the banquet there

we need to change venue

Then drive them all over here,

they can't say no in this way

Does it works

Why not

People are scared of death nowadays

I had once told them there are

ghosts in the hotel

And the priest was performing

exorcism upstair,

they really believed me

Another time I told them

there was a terriorist attack,

they believed that too

I even made a more

rediculous lie one time

I said there were

terriorists sneaked in

and they were going to

catch and rape the women

You know how pretty I am,

it terrifies me

So that must have scared

all the women away

Those women heard about

the word 'rape',

they all rushed in and lined up

Damn it, a hotel price

with such quality like rubbish,

this is just non-sense

Vomit is good

The more people vomit,

the less food will be eaten

So we can sell the food

during lunch tomorrow

You are so bad

Pretty, why are you so lonely

What do you want to eat

Do you have pizza

You have such a good choice of taste

How long do I need to wait

I am not sure about that

Since I am just calling the takeaway

Are you thirsty? How about a glass

of sprit with lemon first

Ok Good

By the way, where is your son in law

You mean that trouble maker?

She is over there

How about your son then

That rubbish is addicted to gambling,

he might be escaping

from his debts collectors

If not, I don't have to organize three

birthday banquet in a year's time

I told her already

She needs to tidy up

and wash all the dishes,

after the guests leave tonight

She also need to clean the toliet

before going home

Sze

Is your husband treats you well

He likes gambling,

he has a lot of debts

He is missing lately, but he will

be back after, I guess

I get used to it already

How about you? How are you

I got married too

Is your wife treating you well

She is good

How good is she

She always cook for me

I told you earlier that you will

be happier than me

Where's your phone? Pass it to me

Call me

What's so interesting to talk about?

Don't you need to work

The baby has just peed,

quickly go and change the dipers

I will call you later

What the hell is happening?

How can the business be so bad even

we own the whole market already

And you, Fat

How come your bar is far more

quieter than Ting's side

Mother-in law, did you see clearly

My side has increased 20-30% profit

compared to last month

You are such a loser, as we own

the whole business,

there should be at least

50% increase in profit

Ding Is different, he is a foreigner

but he thinks for the family

Luckily the person who raped

your aunt is a foreigner

So that she could give birth

to such a brillant mix kid

I am just doing my best, uncle

Your are a fake foreigner,

still you grew up in Kowloon city too

You don't even speak English,

how dare you pretend

to be a foreigner

Give me a break

Qualification and Nationality

is two complete different things

Having a business mind has

no relationship with

whether you speak English or not

Right

If my dad brings me back to England

How could I know how great

and civilized our country is

How could I find so many resources

and chances to expend

the food supply market

Unless you can do the same as I do

Those resources you find,

is harmful to the customers

I don't care if it is

a black or white cat,

as long as it catches the rats,

it is a good cat

You are not the one

who try those food,

you should help bringing

profit to our restaurant

Stop arguring, come and brainstorm

quickly for ideas

Come and think for your cousin

Ting, can you think of ideas?

Don't just sit at aside

Hello

Yan, here you are,

I need to stay at your place

You can't stay here, no

Stay in a hotel first

and I will meet you later

Which is when

I will come to you soon

No way, I want you now

Ok, bye

Come up with some ideas

for cousin please, be good

We all rely on you

I am thinking

Problem is we are being to nice

Our ideas are not even close

to people in China, I heard people say

In China, people use paperbox

instead of pork to make dumplings

Are you serious

Are you still human

Look into your heart, we should

improve the food quality instead

Our customers vomit every day,

how can you be so ungreatfull

Baby

Hello, are you in Hong Kong now

I miss you so much,

I want to come to meet you now

Okay, I try to come over now,

wait for me

Alright, Baby

People return even

after they vomited,

that means our food

has good quality already

Improve food quality?

We don't need money for that

you are always the betrayer

Think with your brain

Do we need a michelin chef

and import incredients

from France

Ding, you are right

You need to place the orders

for paperboxes now,

if it is out of stock,

we can use those

in the restaurnat first

I just think of an idea,

using rat meat instead of

lamb meat for Yakitori

They are on sale right now,

buy one kilogram

get one kilogram free

Really?!

We need to order more

before the weather gets hot

We really have to order more then

Also you can replace shark fins

with rubber from shoes

As we have organized

so many wedding banquet recently

We should bring

the rubber from shoes

and let the customers

have a taste on that

This is such a decent

and green save,

we will surely

have lots of tips for that

we can also recycle

the rubber afterwards

Honey, I am going to be rich this time

I told you my cousin does

have intelligent business mind

Ting, I am counting on you this time

The soy sauce in the kitchen

is running now,

we need to get some hair soy sauce

Uncle, count me on that

We shall be rich very soon

Me too

When did I ever let you guys down

Cousin, stop touching me

God father, I met her again

Who is she

It's her

Which her

After all these years,

her life is just as usual

You asshole, are you going

to tell me who she is

I am talking about Sze

You need to fight for love

Do you know

which girl I am talking about

Your first love, Sze,

you always mention when you're drunk

Will you use !,

?,

or ...to describe Sze in your heart

I crossed my life with her

and this is the most regretful

thing in my life

Then stop making

the same mistake again,

go and fight for her

Fight for what? She is married

and I have a wife too

Damn it, your wife

don't even remember you

She might even think the doll

she's hugging is her husband

How about this

I will support you by taking care

your wife for you

Crazy, of course not

Why not

No, even I leave now

I still don't have the ability

to take care of Sze

Life is short, my son

That sick dude I told you last time

has passed away

When are you going to move in

You should be act fast if you

still have any wishes

So god father,

do you have any wishes still

Are you full

I am full

I want to watch Snow if you are full

Snow again? Can we watch others

Why not? I only like her

Do I need to get you some tissue paper

Do I still need to

answer that question

Hey, can you still masturbate now

This is quite a direct question

Before it was like the daily news

Now it is like the weekly article

It will be like yearly

post in the future

It is so obvious,

what if someone finds out

No one ask you to take it out

and show others

What do you mean

As if you want to masturbate,

you need to do it secretly

No one ask you to do it

in the middle of the street

Is it true?

Yes

I can't believe you are so wicked

hey, can you share some skills

My husband is back to his home town

When will you be free to start a fight

This is benefit for you

Wow

What? Where are we up to

I am so happy for Fat, he finally

did it after all these years

What? Is it that wonderful

Keep going

I just said my husband

was great yesterday night

Cupid was aiming his arrow on us,

I could see fire from his eyes,

they were filled with energy

It did bring luck to

the west yesterday night

where is the west

Here with me

Fat? Is he that awesome

The stars turn yesterday night,

while the sun became the moon

When I saw my husband opens

the door

I noticed the manliness

between his eye brows

There was love in his eyes and face

I made love with him from

the living room to the kitchen

And again from the kitchen

back to the living room

We had sex for the whole night

and he asked me to call him

Peter Pan

Peter Pan? Are you serious

Of course

I thought he is the Captain Hook

Don't you all need to work

Heung, why are you here

You're back, Peter Pan

Peter Pan

What Peter Pan

Don't you like me

calling you Peter Pan

I can call you Captain Hook

I am your father

father

No, you are my husband

Luck to the west, don't you remember

Is west here

West is there

I look at his face, I knew he will

mess up with his own daughter

God damn Fat, come out now

What

This is my father,

and you are my husband

Didn't I tell you to take

good care of my daughter

Look at what you've done to her

Father in law,

I have been looking at her

throughout all these years

In the restaurant, at home, at home,

in the restaurant

I think I don't even recall

how to take a train

if I leave this village

Ask your daughter

if you don't believe in me

Are you asleep again

You want to leave this village

You are the one who made

her into this

Now you want to leave

and be irresponsible

You think I want this to happen

I met her on the street that day,

I have never hold her hands

Why are you shouting at me?

Do you want to die?

Are you piss at me

Dead pig, lazy pig, smelly pig

Pig

How much you pay me monthly?

I work from morning till night,

and my head off already

Are you crazy

I raised you up with $800 per month,

what else do you ask for

Go away, you don't even have

the right to be a beggar

I will go now, don't stop me

Don't ever stop me,

I am leaving right now

Good

What are you two doing

Are you finish with the scolding

Dumb ass, leave now

You will never ever going to be rich

Don't come back once you leave

Here is Hong Kong,

I don't think I will die of hunger

as long as I have my hands and feet

I can't believe of not getting rich

after I step out of this door

Continue day dreaming

Are you really leaving

I can call a taxi for you,

I can even pay for your taxi fees

Leave right now

I will leave now, remember this

After I left, you can take care

of your own daughter

Also, your daughter thinks that

slippers is lobster

and condoms are dried fish maws

I shall tell you one more thing

She started to have urinary

incontinence already

I haven't finished talking

Fat, it is my fault, I am wrong

Please don't leave,

if you leave,

my whole family will fall apart

I will promise whatever you want

I have been rubbish since long

All I am waiting for is

a chance to regain my dignity

I am not trying to prove me strong,

I just want to tell everyone

When I loose something,

I will get it back with my own hands

Yes you are right

Look at yourself

Dumb ass Fat

What are you doing?

Fat, do you want to shout at me now

Why are you standing here

without talking for minutes

I dare not scold you, father in law

I am just thinking about

the words you disciplined me

So have you figure it out

Yes I do, you are always right

I shall go back to work now

Such a wimp

Asshole

All the boss is the best?

So I am not a human being

Don't I have a mother

Boss of course is the best,

can you stop yelling

Sorry, excuse me

I am too loud, sorry

No wonder you will never be rich

How could you endore

the words he scolded at you

You should fight back

Fight what? He is huge,

I can never beat him

You must even if you can't

There are so many witnesses

You should punch him

and give him a kick,

at least you got something

Get what?

He is my father in law

He is getting old already,

and he is very stingy too

If I made him mad, I might

need to sleep on the streets

Fat, I ask you one last time

Are you leaving or not

If you are not,

then no one will

respect you in the future

It doesn't matter,

I don't care if people

respect me or not

As long as I respect myself

The most important thing is

my wealthy comes from inside

I am all good, I am fine

Don't be so agitated anymore,

you might easily have haemorrhage

I need to get back to work, talk later

I heard everything

So you are not happy

with your marriage

Why don't you tell me

Go away, I don't want you

to see me like this

Okay, I will leave

No, Sze

Why are you torturing

yourself like this?

Why don't you leave?

It is a long story

Let's have war at your place tonight

shall we

My girl

Sorry, I really feel sorry about this

I am sorry

It's okay, it is meant to be

Boss, you are so understanding

I mean you are meant to

marry my daughter

My girl foresee that she will

marry you when she is young

It was an accident,

she simply dated me

I will tell the police that you are

the one who pushed her out of the road

You even said it will be fun to

rape her in the middle of the road

Are you crazy? Brother Yan

You are the one who pushed her out

You can testify yourself in court

It is you if we said so,

we are the witnesses

How dare you tried to hurt

my daughter

You want to leave

lying down

or leave some parts

behind before you leave

Since you work at our restaurant

at the age of 13

Till 30 years old now,

all the people in the

neibourhood know that

you are chasing

after our daughter

Now you can marry her and

we will give you a place to stay

You're very lucky you know

This is such a happy ending

Let me make a decision

You two should

get marry tomorrow

and hold a banquet

on the following day

From now on, we are a family,

we will love you dearly

Love you

This is good

So this was how they forced

you to marry their daughter

Isn't that hard to accept?

Why don't you leave

You felt the same way too,

then why didn't you leave

I have kids, I can't leave

Me too

I need to win lottery before I can go

Does your word mean anything

What's wrong with your hand? No...

Did he hit you

Don't ask. I am fine

My life is meant to be tough

Sze, let me take you

and leave together

If you could, you would

have suggest it earlier

I will come and

visit you in another time

Hey, remember to buy lottery

I will wait for you to rescue me

Sze, wait for me

I will try my best,

I will win a lottery

Quickly go buy now then,

stop making noise

Sorry, I'm sorry

Did I bother you? Excuse me

Sze

I decided to use your birth date

31st Dec, 1978

to bet on the next lottery

If I won, I will bring you away

from that asshole

To leave this place of hell

You have to wait for me

Why are you so strong today

Of course, this is my home

You have finally taking me home

It's different,

there's nobody home today

Is there a woman sleeping

on the sofa now

She is just like

a dump who never wake up

Don't bother her

How about the others

Others? Cousin is out

for watching drama,

and her husband

goes to racecourse

That fat boy will off late,

you won't see him

Your wife

Someone holds a birthday party

at her restaurant tonight,

so she needs work OT

It's not interesting

Not interesting

It's not interesting

Do you want more excitement

I'm now making you high,

let's have a second round

Didn't say no one here

Why you are drinking cough syrup

We are getting high together

What are you doing

Why? Aren't you want

more excitement

So we are getting high

You couldn't be so crazy, hide first

This is what means exciting

Why are you here in Fat's room

Just passby.

I was sweating heavily,

so come here to take a shower

You? Aren't you in racecourse,

why you are here

I was also sweating crazy,

so come up to take a shower

Your bath room isn't on the other side

I don't wanna mess up mine

So use Fat's bath room

Just get out, I have to take a shower

Don't talk, get...out

Close the door

Find a shirt to change

Wa, disgusting

Let see the wardrobe

babe

why are you here

Cause I miss you

who let you in

Brother in law, everything is alright

You come here, someone is here

Nothing

Ai Ya

You okay

What can I do

Oh yea, nothing nothing

What can I do

Hungry?

Go for Chaozhou food

okay, let's go

Let's go now

Why you guys are in my room

Go for Chaozhou food

Don't want to bother

I was splashed by someone,

I take a shower first

Why? Let's go for Chaozhou food

No need to clean

But I'm wondering it's not water

It's pee, you can smell

You guys go for Chaozhou food

Go

Not pee at all

Is feces actually

Who are you

Why did you punch me

if you don't know me

Why did you hide

inside my wardrobe

Cause I need you, come on

You come down first, come down

I dance for you

What's wrong with you?

What

No dancing, what are you doing

You calm down, calm down a bit

Fat, what's going on

Why it's so noisy inside

Nothing, no one is here

Nothing

Can't be nothing? So noisy

Don't shout, be quiet

Bringing a girl home?

How you worthy of my daughter

It's not like this, I don't know her

That's worse,

call prostitute at home

No,

I definitely don't know

where is she from

Either way, I give you a choice

Now take her out,

I have never seen anything

Where should we go

You do not take her out,

I will report you

Let's go, be quick

I want to fly

Fly then

Wait, wear the clothes before leaving

I wanna fly

I lead you way to fly

It's done finally

What

You know that girl

No, I don't know

You know her right

I don't know, you know her

Fat knows instead

Yea, is Fat

Hungry

Yes

Let's eat then

Let's eat

Restaurant down there

Great, go dancing as well

Great

You pay

Great

Dear? Aren't you watching drama?

Why return now

Watch my ass?

The actor got diarrhea

Who else to watch

Dear, why are you here

Ask him to eat Chaozhou food

Let's go together then

You don't need to work

Don't mention at all

A person who don't have that luck

shouldn't hold a birthday party

That old man got heart attack

and died before

eating the roast pig

So unluckily

Don't eat Chaozhou food?

I bought take away,

let's eat together

Fat, get the table ready

Hey, why you guys are starring at Fat

Or I am starring at you

Huh

Where is she

She said she want to fly,

so I brought her

to a roof randomly

Why you don't stay with her

She want to fly, but I don't

Let's eat, no more Chaozhou food

You bastard,

which roof did you bring her

This roof

What

Close enough

What are you guys doing

Nothing

Keep eating

Something behind me? Let me see

Who throw the beef at me

Whatever

Is me

You crazy

What are you guys doing

Something behind me? Let me see

Who is it again

Is me again

Whatever, is me again

You don't even know

how to use chopsticks

Should there be something wrong

Who throw me the slipper

Is me

Put it back here

Don't touch, you such crazy

You will see after dinner

What are you guys doing

Should be something wrong

Whoes that slipper

It's mine too, both are mine

Naive, go for a doctor if you are sick

I gonna fly, goodbye

Bad taste

Hey, finished yet

I'm waiting for it

Don't take my underwear away

Dinner yet

What dinner

Mark Six first, it's coming up

Come

That much

What

Checking Mark Six

Such a bad behavior,

you could win

You wish

Dear, if you really win,

what's your wish

You first

I want two more wives

You wanna die? Two more wives

I wish I could be a superstar,

if I can win Mark Six

I will produce a movie,

and be the main actress

I haven't washed my hair for ten years

If I win,

I must go to have a haircut

Sze, if I win the first prize

I must leave Hong Kong with you

We go to New Territories

Find a room

Two people,

enjoy this world happily

The first drawn number is one

Got it, dear

Nope

Me either...

The second drawn number is thirty one

What's going on

May be 4th prize

What can we do with 4th prize

The third drawn number is eight

Turn off the TV

Nope

Why? You got it

Of course not, you look at her

She hasn't been that

concentrate on watching TV

Just let her to watch longer then

Great, I go to poo

Wa, it could last for a whole year

Go cooking

The forth drawn number is twelve

The fifth drawn number is seven

The sixth drawn number is nine

And the extra draw number is

Sixteen

I win the Mark Six

Mother-in-law

You are such a great son

Thank you

What?

What

Father-in-law

Why? You kill me

If I don't kill you,

how can I get your ticket

Who told you letting everyone

knows you win Mark Six

Give me back my youth time

I don't wanna die,

I wish I don't even win the Mark Six

I won the Mark Six

Couldn't let you take it

I will get the money tomorrow,

and then travel around the world

Still staying here to eat

your lobster, and maw soup

You won't see me

anymore tomorrow

Bastard...

Fat bitch...

Fat bitch, get off...

Master, how are you

Snow?

I know you, master win Mark Six

I specially come to HK

to celebrate for you

What did you say

Sorry...

Master, I know you have

won Mark Six

Specially come to HK to find you,

congratulations

How come you can

speak Cantonese

I learnt for you

Am I good

Very good, very good girl

And I wear a full volleyball jersey

I also bring three more uniform,

do I need to show you one by one

Be quick

Master, you are so hurry

I would like to have

a friendly match with you first

Anytime can start

Who start first

Cher

You mean playing real volleyball

You win one point,

I will take off one shirt

I just wear one shirt

And not wearing bra

Completely nude so soon

Then I will serve you well

make you feel comfortable

Don't say anymore,

let's start, be quick

Yes, I'm coming

Throw me the ball, give me

Fat, what are you doing?

Fat, you forgot about me

Didn't you say you will come

to save me if you win Mark Six

You just thinking about yourself,

you are so selfish

Nope, I will save you

I trust the wrong person

Master, watch my ball

Sze, I will save you

You have to wait for me

Mr Chow,

firstly would like to introduce

the procedure of receiving the prize

So troublesome, be quick then

In fact it's just the rules,

we have to do it accordingly

Don't talk about other stuffs

I watched a film called

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World

When Uncle Bill and Madam Fat

are going to receive the prize

That was just the room next door,

taking photos with

holding millions of cash

And throw them in the air

Watching the notes floating

in the air is very happy

Please show me the way

I will take photos with the cash

and share to Facebook

for Likes and react

Mr Chow, you watched

too many local movies

Movies content

usually is not realistic

Base on the security reason

We're impossible to prepare million

of cash for you to take away

Not taking the money immediately

I brought a bag for the cash

No matter

Cheque then,

anything on hand is fine

Otherwise I won't

remember I win Mark Six

Great, use cheque

So I ask my colleague

to prepare the cheque first

Why? Still need to get ready

Meanwhile,

please Mr Chow help me

to fill in a questionnaire

What kind of questionnaire

Actually it's just

a few simple questions

Just for a basic statistics

Be quick, please

I'm in hurry, I still have

several meetings coming up

Thank you for

Mr Chow's cooperation

Great, first question

What's your feeling for

winning the first prize

Crazy, what kind of question is this

What kind of feeling should I have

Of course excited,

HK people want

to win Mark Six so badly every day

It's definitely a dream for HK people

Great, the second question

Will you plan to continue

or quit your job

Really crazy, still need to work

after winning Mark Six

Of course enjoy life as

if with broken legs

I really think about breaking

my legs before coming here

But it's really hurt after

consideration, so just leave it

Understood, should relax

after winning Mark Six

Don't have to worry about the job

Great, the next question is

How will Mr Chow

make use of the money

Cool, that's a good question

I am going to help

a friend who in need

An honor to be your friend

May I know who is that

lucky friend is

It's none of your business

You don't even know her,

so next question

Great, the last question

What will you buy with the money

Buy what

Leave !

You wanna die,

or leave here

without a whole piece

So sweet

I want to hire a killer

Wow, really huge breast

Where's she

Mr Chow

What? What do you want Ms Chan

Please come down first, okay

You can call me Lily

Actually I'm those who are poor,

and need someone's help

Can't you feel it

You wanna buy boobs I have boobs

Wanna buy waist I have waist also

Lily right? Could you please calm down

You can feel I'm hot too

Do you have time for dinner?

Or one night stand, I am fine

Ms Chan, please respect yourself

If you don't respect yourself,

I won't respect you either

At this moment,

why we talk about respect

Do you want me not to respect you

Call me Fat Fat

Louder Fat

Fat Fat

Fat Fat...Fat

You are so awesome, Fat

What is going on?

Oops

I find someone for help

Call me husband, come on

Manager

What's up

Just got the news, all lines

and headquarters'

computers are hacked

All lines are dead, even air-con

system is down

What's the situation

CEO needs you to attend a meeting

with everyone now

Great, I'm coming at once

Wait, you should go

What about my prize

Mr Chow, you learnt about

our situation now

You may make an appointment

by phone two days after

Oh no

Lily, didn't you think that

I'm not aggressive enough

I can be more aggressive,

I'm pretty hot though

I'm fine with one night stand,

come on

Security, please take him away

Beat him if he's not leaving

Both of you don't touch me

I told you, I won Mark Six

There're people saying

they won Mark Six every day,

and beating by us every day as well

Since the Jockey Club computer

system is hacked malignity

All betting system is down

Lottery prize can't be distributed

The chairwoman of Board

and Directors of Jockey Club

Decided to suspend betting service

for three days

Mark Six represent fair, open, equal

A symbol of the spirit of equality

Human just because of chaos,

chaos lead

to greed, greed lead to bet

Buying Mark Six is

all bout betting behavior

If I'm elected,

will seek

permanent Mark Six

Also request prize enhancement

to billion weekly

Please support me,

I'm number three

Number three

I'll propose to cancel Mark Six

in legislative council

Just like me, I never bet

Thanks a lot, committee

Hello

Mahjong?good, how much is the bet

Wait a second committee,

the live is still on

What

Mr Chan, are you alright

It's okay...

Actually you're eating

such shit every day

Why still coming here every day

My wife left me

I can't cook, I lost everything

So forced myself

incessantly to patronize

But you can't do business

horrible like this,

want to murder people

Wow, it tastes really terrible

How could it be so terrible

Wow, it's hard to eat

Worse than feces

really worse than feces

can't be like this anymore

Mr Chan, don't eat these anymore

You should eat these

I made them with all my heart

Really good

Your muscle is getting bigger

You see Mr Chan

Taste really good

Mr Chan looks so young now

Really good, will come next time

Yes

Must order this next time

Taste really good

Wow, it tastes really good

Why the food taste much better

So simple, cook with heart

The food is

full of my passion and sincere

You cook every day,

I'll come every day

Great, you guys are so supportive

Everyone can get a glass

of sour 7up for free

Mum, please come to Wut Gee

The dishes are big and cheap,

and sour 7up for free

What's happening

Your son-in-law is helping you

to spend your saving

Wow, you bastard

You're losing my money when I'm out

You bastard,

using my traditional tangerine

to serve your friends

do you know the history of each piece

is longer than both of us

I didn't do wrong, catering business

has to be like this

You bastard, you'll have retribution

Isn't my ear has something wrong

aware of retribution in the future

I keep you in vain for so many years

If you're not causing my daughter

that problem

If we didn't helped you,

you couldn't get through

in the past few years

You know it

That's enough

Please don't talk about

the old things every day

I didn't do wrong that day,

and I'm not wrong today either

You quit if so, just leave

Looking at a bastard like you,

that's no reason to stay

I quit

Eight hundred dollars a month,

who can you hire to substitute me

I spay myself

Eight hundred? Eight hundred...

Here eight hundred dollars,

I give you to hire someone else

Bastard

Scared people with

just few hundred bucks

Fat, I thought you're rich now

Quit then, get out of my way

You worry about I couldn't hire anyone

In few days,

I'll throw a stack

of money at you to deadth

In few days?

I provide you job as officer

Let's see

Go away and never come back

Five Ten

Ten Even

Fat, don't hide anything to me

Do you have cancer

Crazy, what're you talking about

You won't spend

that much for fun

if you aren't sick

I know

You must win Mark Six

What?

Nothing special, of course

it's not winning Mark Six

No, I didn't win Mark Six either

No not me, I didn't buy Mark Six

No matter how,

Fat doesn't have

luck to win the Mark Six

We are family, just tell us

if you got cancer

I know it's hard hiding from you,

I have something to announce

I have cancer

What cancer

It's cancer, very serious

I must die

Recently, you like dreaming,

shaking while peeing,

walking with lifted heels

I realize you're almost dying

Realized such things

Of course

You just get sick,

how come you got so much money

Because of me

Who are you

Let me introduce myself

Hello everyone, I am Boss Wong

Usury is your friend

If not usury pays for dancing,

and hiring dancers

you just borrow money,

why invite him to come

It is because,

he didn't have any mortgage

So my company has provided him

a private protection

To prevent he runs away

You aren't just sick, and even insane

Borrowing money for dancing

No matter, the most important

is everyone is happy right

A life time,

already work day and night,

never enjoy comfortably

Let's relax tonight, shall we

Yeah

Hey, Let's play together

Where are the girls For you

Just girls, I order for you

Cheers, so happy tonight

I got cancer, is it happy right

Strong enough? Cheers

Boss, there're more

new girls to come

Sze

Why are you here

Why not? It is not that big here

Getting into each room,

must pop up finally

I'm asking why you are

becoming dancing girl

For money of course,

Or I like dancing

What can I do for you

Pay me for tonight

I'm asking what can I help you,

not being dancing girl

It's simple, help her paying

back one million

Then you can take her

wherever you like

Great, I pay for her

Great, help me to do the documents

Girl, this kind of guy

is worth to meet

How about this Mama

Give me three days,

I will pay after three days

Men are just love telling lies

She ordered me to serve a SM client

I've to play with him three days and

three nights on an island

Let's talk when I'm back

Are you insane bitch

I never go on an island with ber

And you ordered a SM client to play

with her three days and three nights

Fat, Just leave it

You can't help me

Can't say it this way,

can't buy for your whole life

Can buy a short meeting right

This way, I give you guys a room

You and Sze can make up together

Bitch, are you human

Saying this way, can't be their mother

There's no mother love

Make up right here? Crazy

What is the price

for make up right here

Just let it go,

I won't do your business

Get off , bitch

You don't have to spend these money

Keep the money for yourself

You can save me once,

but can't forever

Sze

But I really can help you this time

How? You can't even help yourself

You look,

can't you see

any different on me

More insane

I have never seen a guy borrow

money to spend in nightclub

You trust me,

I really can

save you this time

You don't have to comfort me

You can't even live

before tomorrow morning,

if you spent all the money tonight

Sze, look at me

Why looking at you

I won Mark Six first prize

What

I didn't disappoint you

I bought Mark Six so often,

I won the first prize

Are you serious

If not the system in

Jockey Club got down

I can get the prize today,

and travel

around the world with you

Really

You really can save me

You still don't believe on me

Of course I trust you

I trust you anytime,

you know it

I know,

let's pack

and leave together

Ok

Can't leave

My husband must kill me if he knows

Can't we go far

Can't work...

He can catch me wherever I go

He is really geat,

he isn't a normal guy

I don't wanna pull you in,

you can't help me either

Useless

Sze

Stop saying it

I will never leave you here

If so, there is only one way

Unless

Unless what

Unless he is dead

I go and kill him now

Then run away with you

Kill him, can't I put you in danger

Once he is still alive,

he is still our threat

If you have any accident,

get caught or in prison

What about me

That's right

No, you still have your wife

Why remind my wife

when things all good

I remember her family

when you are talking about her

Think about her family,

I am so angry

It means both my husband

and your wife can't stay alive

What

I get it

You kill my husband,

and I kill your father-in-law family

What are you talking about

Even the police discover that.

They can't find out the motivation

We just go is good enough right?

why have to kill people

You miss them

Didn't you say that you are

so desperate to live with me

You said that you really

want to help me, isn't it

You lie to me

I didn't lie to you, I'm serious

That's great, you think of it

You can benefit more

You kill one person for me,

and I kill a family

Then

we can live our dream life

Good or not

You are the only one

who can help me

Great

We deal

My husband Kwong

comes to play every night

At that time, you step on full petal,

and knock him down and leave

Now I will kill them all at your place

Wait at the pier at sunrise,

be there or be square

Your father-in-law usually go toilet

at ten forty-five at night

I will take him down there

Once he press the button

The ball will drop and hit his head

Your mother-in-law is addicted

to stealing her own money

I will set up a trap inside

the cash machine

Once she take out all the money

She will trigger the super magnet

Your mother-in-law's heart

will be stopped

by all the forks and

knifes in the restaurant

She must die for sure

Killing people because of no way out

I don't believe there's problem

can't be solved by money

Got my money again

Why everything is fine?

Course there's one note left

What

Oh no

What are you doing

Pooping in toilet

Not your turn, let me go first

Just ten forty-five, it's time to poo

Father-in-law

You come out quickly, I have to poo

I'm processing

I ate something dirty

in the restaurant

I have cholera

I have to explode

How many time I told you,

don't poo and eat

at the same place

Oh no, I can't wait anymore

I have to explode, you don't let me in

It gonna messy if I poo

at the door, father-in-law

Soon

Father-in-law...Please come out

Okay, wearing the pants

Be quick

What

You alright

What can happen

Lazy people got more waste,

so troublesome

Wah, what did you eat bastard

Also so unciviclized that

haven't flashed the toilet

Wah

Bandage is used up, any medicine

You lie to me

I didn't lie to you

Why they are all good,

and you are the only one like this

I really can't do it

Forget it.

Sze Yea

Why this time is more serious

You know it

Once he still here,

he must beat me again

Your kindness, means letting him

treat me cruel

Please don't think like this

They are my family, I can't make it

I don't want to Meet you again

I really want to be able to with you

But you don't love me either,

you just like those other guys

I don't trust you anymore

Sze, please trust me

Please let me explain Let me go

Let me go Trust me

Just once, please

trust me one more time

After tomorrow,

when I got the money

I will help you to solve

all the problems

I can't even pass tonight

Let me go

Listen to me

Get off

Sze

Please don't go,

where are you going

Please don't follow me

You even don't love me

I don't want to see you again

It's not like this

Sze

Ya

What is going on

Leave me

Get in the car

Hey what are you doing

Stop the car

Sze

Your girlfriend is on my hand

Who are you

I am Kwong

Your girlfriend has a debt,

and I'm the usury

who took her to the nightclub

You bring the money

and redeem her back

I still don't have the money now

Tomorrow, you give me

one more day

Tomorrow? Or I propose you

to be an officer

Fat, too dangerous

Leave me, you won Mark Six

There are lots of girls,

you forget the tough one like me

Don't, Sze

You don't have to be afraid,

I will save you

Huh, tell me earlier

if you won Mark Six

I can/t wait untill tomorrow

You exchange your girlfriend

with your Mark Six ticket

Hey?

Hey? You cut off my line

Who are you

I'm the one you just called

What? Ya, what can I do for you

How could you be a kidnapper

You gotta tell me

where I give you the money

You write down with a pen then

Bastard, where can I find a pen

Just whatsapp me, Asshole

Please follow the sign

to pay the ransom

Are you crazy? This is too obvious

Please follow the sign

to pay the ransom

You finally came all the way down

You surely can get what you want

I am a safe ausurer

from the insurance company

I am always available

when my clients need me

Where is my thing

Did you bring it with you

It is here, let Sze goes first

Give me the Mark Six ticket first

Let go of Sze first

If you give me the ticket,

I will let her go

If you let her go,

I will give you the ticket

Give it to me

Let her go

Fine, you win

Bring that woman out

Hey

Sze, are you okay Fat, ah

Here's your girl, where is the ticket

Let her go first

Do you really want us to free her

Or watch me how to torture her

And then keep the money to yourself

What are you talking about

Fat, I don't worth

that much of money

This is very dangerous,

you should go

What are you yelling at?

He never says he is here to save you

Take this woman in,

rape her then kill her

Don't

Wait, what do you want

It is not what you think

I scared if he took the ticket,

he will kill us both

What you say is meaningless,

rape her then kill her

No

Wait, speak

Here you go

Where is the ticket

Let her go first

Oh come on

Are you really here to save her,

or make me kill her

I am confused

Bring in the posion wine

What

Bring that fat woman out too

Whose fat woman

Honey

You are the fat woman

Why did you catch her

I am a safe ausurer from

the insurance company

I can't find the ticket at his home,

so I took her to threaten him instead

If you don't get me

the ticket out now,

both of them will die

What? Can't you wait

Heung, Don't

This is poisonous

I see he is more worried

about his wife

Why are you so worried about her

Don't you want to kill her too

Aren't you going to leave with me

Give

No, it's not like this, Sze

I can't watch her die

Is it that hard to choose

Do I need to make a choice for you

It taste really nice

What are you doing

Honey, It is grape juice

Do you want some

Hey buddy, how do you

want to explain this

I am a safe ausurer

from the insurance company

I won't posion her of course

If I did, I need to take care

of her corpse and bury her

Which means I will loose a lot

if I don't get the money in the end

I see you like the hard ways

more than the soft

Search him

Hey, what are you doing

I warn you, don't touch me

Don't touch me

Are you crazy? Stop queezing

Crazy

Found it, Boss

Boss, we got the ticket

Even you don't take it out,

don't you really think

we can't get it by ourselves

honey, look at

how beautiful this rose is

Go get it

Fat, don't swallow it

If you swallow it,

you won't be able to get out of here

What

Let them go

Or else I swallow it

Don't

What

Point your gun at him?

Why are you pointing at me

Don't move

Give me the ticket

and I can esort you out

We can meet up again later

Becareful, I shall go

with my wife first

Don't go

I want to play too honey,

I want to play over there

Don't play too long

Honey, I got them all

You are the best

Sze, let's go together

Babe, luckily I bought a toy gun

Or else you will be dead

You really want me die so badly

Babe? He is your husband

Who was the one you asked me

to hit over with the car

He is the real ausurer

Babe, I told you he won't

have the balls to murder

You even asked him

to kill that ausurer,

so that you don't

have to pay the debts

We should just hit him and

get the ticket from him

What are you wiping at?

Is this fake

I just want to see

how much you love me, you fool

I can't believe you haven't

improved in these 10 years

You are still a piece of shit

Sze, you said you love me

You said you want to

be with me, isn't it

I have money now, I can

bring you away

No

I am the one who is rich,

I have the ticket now

I won this ticket for you

Exactly, so the money belongs to me

Look at you,

how dare you think of being rich

Stop dreaming

Honey, what should we do with them

Are you getting dumb too

Why are you standing there

go quickly and finish them both

They are so dumb,

I don't want to see them anymore

Finish them for me

The $10 you spent on this lottery,

I will burn some oblation

for you after you die

Sze

Why are you doing this to me

Sze

You bitch Ouch

Bitch, keeping you by my side

is indeed dangerous

You might bring me

trouble in the future

Don't kill us all,

she is mentally retarded

Who say we are going

to kill you guys

Just leave

Are you really not going to kill us

It Is very expensive to kill someone

I need to pay for the hush money

and the bury fee

Leave

Why are you so nice suddenly

Thanks, let's go

I' m sorry, brother

Be quick, get out of here

Wait

Honey, didn't I

placed something

inside you yesterday night

Can I take it out now

Yes

Don't worry, it won't be painful

You know I am always fast

Son of a bitch,

you guys came to search my home

But forgot to search my wife

This is the real ticket,

the one with them is fake

Honey, let's go and have lobster

Search for awhile more,

it's so comfortable

Let's go and have lobster first

Okay

You like me searching you

I haven not search you for ages

Please double check the details

and sign here if it is all fine

Can I get the money this time

What do you think?

Are you free tonight

I am not free

How about tomorrow

I am really busy

How about the day after

Stop it, I won't trust women anymore

I warn you, stop using

you leg to seduce me

or else, I will beat you up

Congratulations, Mr. Chou

Do you mind I ask you a question

What are you going to do

with the money after

There are seats upstair, thank you

There is a lot of people

Yes, there is a lot

of people lining up today

Jesus, boss

your food is really delicious

I will ask my friends

to come here and try

Thanks, give this to your friends

I welcome them all to come

Okay, for sure

Thanks, we will

continue to do our best

Fighting! Bye

Thanks

What

What shall we do

Come in, see you again next time

It has been a few days now,

there is still many people lining up

Exactly, what should we do

This is no good,

we need to go back and think

I thought they will close down

after 3 days

I can't believe they are

doing better and better

It is almost 2pm already

We still have no customer,

what shall we do

Fat

Why are you killing flies now

Do you want to kill flies

for the rest of your life

Father- in- law, your specialty

is to do business, not me

Why don't you ask

mother-in-law's cousin,

Ding to help

Doesn't he has lots of ideas

Don't mention about him

I told him not to work with

all those heartless

ingredients earlier

He got caught by the customs finally

but it is hopeless to rely on you

Honey, should we

refurnish our restaurant

Yes

It's time to look into

our signature toast

and the roasted squabs

Father, are you going

to cook again into the kitchen

Why are you so shocking about that

I have graduated as a first honour

student in the China Chef Institute

Didn't you say making those signature

dishes won't have much profit

Those rubbish food can make more money

Fat, come here

When are you growing up

Having good quality food is important

in doing business

In this way, the customers

will always come back

Look at you

You are too proud of owning

the whole market before

Nowadays, too many

competitors out there

If we don't fight for our own

and be conscience

Do you know how to

have conscience

It means the food must

satisfy the customers

and we must be satisfied with it too

Look at your uniform,

how dirty you are

How could you please the customers

Go and change now

We shall change the chairs too

Customers must feel comfortable

sitting in here

They are all too old

we can put a red carpet too,

it is more comfortable to walk on it

You are right

If they have an elderly card,

it is free of charge for them

Neighborhood could

have 30% off discount

And a cup of milk tea for free

By the way, this is first floor

It is inconvidient for the old people

True, we should take care

of the handicaps too

Exactly

How about installing an escalator

Good idea, we need to

hire the operators too

That's brillient

Let Fat do it

How's business today

Fat, Thank you so much

without you,

I can't rebuild my business

I should be the one saying thanks

If you and your husband

didn't feed me when I was young

How can I be so strong

and handsome now

How are you lately,

do you have enough money to spend

Take this, go and dye your hair

Talking about this, aren't you afraid

that I will beat your restaurant

Without challenges,

there won't be improvement

My father and mother in law

are very hard working now

they are designing the signature

dishes and busy with the refurnishing

Do you know what is

the most important thing

To be honest, if they pass away

The restaurant will be mine

At that time, these two restaurants

are all mine

Fat, you have grown up

You didn't waste all

the lottery money you won

You still determine

in doing great things

Auntie three, I have thought about it

I plan to bring in all

the good business to this street

Those traditional food stores

that were forced to be closed down

by the big company

I can make this street to be

the Hong Kong

special food market in Asia

What is the best thing

about Hong Kong people

Survival of the fittest

Three words, change,

change and change

At that time, everyone can earn money,

then everyone can be rich

Hahaha

Is it cool

Before, we don't have all these food

You can watch Snow again after eating

God father

What

God father, I am rich now

I can see that

What now

Even you are rich,

that doesn't mean you can

show off in the middle of the night

Of course not. God father

I have a gift for you

What did you bring

with your empty hands

This gift is so huge that

I can't carry it with my two hands

God father

Snow

I come from Japan, and be here

to take good care of you

We are here to take care of you

Like how

Let's have a friendly match

Friendly match

Hit it over

Hey, pass me the ball

The ball is coming

Move if you are on your phone

Fat, aren't you say we are going

to have a friendly match

Why are we really playing volley ball

God father

If you guys gain one point,

Snow will take off one of her clothes

She told me just now

It is too hot today,

so she only wears one top

She didn't even wear her bra today

Fighting, god father

Come on, hurry up

The team who wins will

have one million dollars

Come on

Pass me the ball

Lucky Fat Man (2017) - full transcript