Love-Carrot 3 (2011) - full transcript
Real-Dakota
National Film Center
With the State
financial support
Ministry of Culture
Russian Federation
Presents
I love you.
I'm flying!
- We're flying! We're flying.
Kiss!
- Kiss!
Kiss!
- Kiss!
Now, would like to say
a few words, mother of the bride.
I do not. I don't want to.
Please! Let us all, together!
Well, Mom?
My daughter. My favorite.
My only Marinochka.
Remember, I wanted you to have
was such a man as Socrates,
Giordano Bruno
Van Gogh, finally? So what?
Didn't happen.
And to hell with this dream!
We have to take from life is
that in the state
offer you your destiny.
Yes.
- Yes. That is, Andrew.
One might think
that you are - the poet's dream.
Martinet.
Hag.
Mom!
- Dad! Well I did ask!
Gentlemen! And now - dancing!
Orchestra, music!
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss!
Love Carrot 3
We need to talk seriously.
This I'm having with you,
is a serious talk.
Christina Orbakajte
I'm sick of this dog's life.
All day long running,
sticking his tongue out.
Ghosh K
Say thank you,
so as not to sleep on the rug!
What!
Yes, you remember, in any form
you said yesterday!
Leah Akhedzhakova
It's an emotional discharge
under stress.
It's not every day
mother-in-law arrives.
Vladimir Menchov
That's what I wanted to talk about.
- About what?
You can not make such a person
when he calls her "mama"?
What?
- That's it?
Well. Please.
Only then will not let her call
me "this man".
You know what, "man"
it sounds good!
Gordo? If he has
paper, fold and place
where we can think about life,
at least in his closet.
So it was not necessary
to go with Rublevki!
There are three toilets, think about
it - do not change your mind!
You know how I feel Rublev to
"traffic jams" and your mom!
Stop! Wait - I'll walk with you!
And the dogs
have to walk the children!
I walk the dogs, just to
not eat breakfast with your mom!
Porridge!
Yummy.
Who are you to still cook
as good as grandma?
Would be better if we were
walking with the dogs.
Add anise, masala and bumba.
Where can I find this which is
named bumba? Well, delicious?
Now, although there may be.
Glebushka you'll excuse me
for curiosity.
Tell me, you have already started
to meet girls?
It's so romantic!
First love, poetry,
sleepless nights the first
recognition, the nightingales!
Granny, Gleb, he got stuck
in the primitive society.
Fool!
- Huh?
Moron.
Director
Felix Krol
Gleb, you're the man!
Do not you dare hit a girl!
I with your homework,
will not do that!
Please!
- And I'll tell my grandmother
you're it "Porridge" plasticine
call!
You're adults!
- Mom!
Now that you have
going on in here, my God!
Nothing special!
A little swordplay with us.
Gleb, Sveta, run away!
And you, Mom, I will
have a separate conversation.
Marina, do not let this man
put pressure on me.
So, you heard? Have you heard?
"This man"! My name is Andrew!
Andrew!
Do not yell at my mother!
Mommy's presence violates
a very fine line
between good and evil,
which must be present
in any normal family!
And since when is
what we have a normal family?
Normal - a relative term.
With respect to mental hospital
- it's normal.
So, you tell me more!
For many years now these hands ...
Do not yell at my mother!
Millimeter by millimeter
I build a system,
which works as
electronic calculator!
Confides harmony with algebra?
I can tell you that there is harmony!
At eight in the morning the children awake.
8:05 gleb in the toilet, Sveta in the bathroom.
8:10 Gleb in the bathroom, Sveta in the toilet.
8:15 Gleb eats a sandwich
and goes to walk
his dog.
At the same time
Sveta eats a sandwich.
And then walks her dog.
And their paths never - you hear?
Never intersect.
And so, while I'm happy
alone drinking coffee
and reading my favorite magazine
my house is at peace!
And harmony.
Lord!
It hurts!
Edward Eduardych, I recommend
you as an excellent professional.
Two clients: one - a Frenchman,
another - a translator.
We need only documents.
Let's settle it all in peace? Huh?
Peace will come.
- Why?
Yes, because in peace -
not my style. Come on!
Thank you.
- Yes.
They?
- Let's go.
Just a minute!
Good afternoon. Please.
Good evening.
If I did not know
that this person is a lawyer,
I would have thought
that this conclusion.
Lord!
- These manners.
This clean-shaven head.
- Oh, God!
Marina! Well, remind your mom!
Mom, calm down.
He has not shaved - it's bald.
This fact does not change.
- Mom! Why?
Well, why do you always come
without warning?
Well,
warning.
I'm leaving.
- Marina!
Now leave this house.
Not a house, it's the labyrinth
of the Minotaur.
Mom!
This window.
What the hell!
- Not here.
Mom!
Well, calm down.
- All. Everything.
Vladimir Andreyvich?
Do not wait.
Akkordeonchik. Heartily.
Andrei, come out to vist!
- Dad!
Again, behind that refrigerator he's
hidden? He has since childhood!
Well, mistress, single out beds!
We ...
Going away?
- Flying!
Happy flying.
And where Andryukha something?
Grandpa! Hi!
- Gleb, a robber, good!
Congratulations, now your house
is a prison and barracks!
Granddaddy!
- Sveta is my favorite.
Grown something like devils.
Well, yes. Gifts brought us?
- And how.
Well do not go, Mom.
Week or two of
Army folklore.
You're a researcher or what?
Besieged!
Well?
- Wow! Wow!
Daddy!
- Calm down, imitation.
Just like real! Wow!
Well, my chrysalis -
doll!
Well, take, take. It has your
father played with it for 20 years.
And this man
forbade me to play Barbie!
Oh Daddy!
We agreed -
a word about it!
Aw, Dad!
- Ah, Andrei!
What horror!
You nasty pig.
Ran something like yourself!
Well, my dear,
And I to you on the wait!
Long?
A week or two. Not anymore.
Longer I can not even ask.
Teaching, testing
- and the horses!
Hooray!
Grandfather, and the songs we sing?
- And how!
You know, Edward, you are very subtle
looking in this dress.
You go.
Ask them where the documents are.
Where are the documents?
You just
with all your hands, will not leave!
I'll complain to the OSCE!
Action, Misha.
And 10 minutes later your
dear mother would not know you.
I promise I will not take long
and it will be very beautiful.
And, behave well, curly!
I mean, Marin.
You go, and I'll stay
at the mercy of this dork.
Mom, calm down!
Andrew is going with me.
But I do not talk about this man,
I am about his father.
And I beg you, gentler with her.
Well, as you give me lawless
call this old hag?
As you wish! Just not the old hag.
Watch TV.
Well, I do not know.
Play anything:
chess, checkers.
Well, hide and seek, can not be!
Who are you the boss?
You're a man, in the end, or where?
Well, anything can happen,
but now ...
So, come on!
Well, technically, man.
Why?
- Become effeminate you, son.
Yes?
What a mound of fame
over a fallen soldier?
Dad, your army jokes!
- I'll take you over.
After another couple of weeks
in the mirror itself does not recognize.
Papa, I'm a lawyer, PhD.
Dad, this is by the way,
Marina's perfume.
Yes?
Good spirits.
Marina, I need your help.
I need to look at the box
with the suite of Carl Faberge
that you're doing.
Why?
Imagine, I'm at
St. Petersburg State Archives
accidentally stumbled upon
the diary of Carl Faberge.
He wrote that he ordered
from Tchaikovsky a short play
for the music box.
Can you imagine?
And he at the same time created
this suite of three eggs!
Three! Moreover,
gift box with a headset
he wanted his wife,
which is affectionately called finch!
- Fascinating.
This piece of music of
Tchaikovsky was not found!
I'm sure the melody is related
with this box!
After all, Faberge loved secrets!
Now there are days of Tchaikovsky.
If we had opened the world
the unknown product
Pyotr Ilyich ...
Yes it would be a gift for the whole
musical public.
Yes this is for all
the civilized world a surprise!
Well, I'm delighted.
Only, I personally inspected the
music box of Faberge
and I assure you,
that there are no secrets there.
And maybe there is?
What is it?
Key.
- Why whisper?
Because I have this key
I found in the lining
of the Diary of Carl Faberge!
Suddenly it is the key to
solving the mystery music box!
Are you stealing a museum piece?
Oh no, why steal.
I temporarily borrowed.
There. For the sake of art.
Marina!
Time, Marina!
Phew! Well, phew!
Give it back! Give it back!
Give it here, you dog!
I direct this!
Give it back! Phew! Said, phew!
Go away!
That I have not seen you.
Well, how do I save you from them?
My childhood. Well, nothing, we'll
get you cleaned, brush your hair.
Eyes tinted.
Do not be afraid - I'll offense
I will not give anyone.
I'll explain.
Dog ...
I do not want to know
about this aspect of your life.
How hard is it to be an adult.
Help!
Anything else, Oleg L.?
Thank you, Sergey, no more orders.
If anything, I'll be near.
Excuse me,
is someone who I think?
Who said that someone with no
billion - let him go in the ass.
Here she is with him and has come!
- So he's kind of ...
Now coffee carries.
Well, Masha
Connect me with Golubev!
I'm sure they are already at the door.
Behave well.
Do not call, do not rush.
And please, do not fight.
In the end, at your age is
indecent.
You have drank cologne?
Granny, it's the closet!
Here.
- Devil's Labyrinth.
I bet on my grandfather, he's in
excellent shape. Yes.
We'll see.
Oh! This is it!
Hello! Yes?
- Well, what have you got there?
Children shed?
Dog skip school?
Customers are already here.
You are my event -
planetary-scale tear.
What did you expose me,
You son of a bitch.
Oleg L., dear.
Forgive me mother-in-law arrived.
And I - in-law.
This is force majeure.
- Yeah.
Well.
- Proceed, gentlemen.
Here, the expert report
artistic value of the collection.
This is the sonata, cantata
and melody.
Son of a bitch! This Faberge.
Carl Faberge.
Here is a simple egg, and watch
nice.
Here are a few questions
about the upcoming deal.
As an exhibition of works
Faberge held abroad
We firstly interested in the question
security of the collection.
Thus, transportation.
Carefully. Carefully.
Private jet
experienced pilot,
Finishing - bog oak and leather.
Well, of course, climate
box for collection.
By the way, you can look through
internet the whole trip on a map.
Very good.
So. Contract
with the exhibiting museums?
Prada, the British Museum, Leaver.
Louvre.
And there, too.
That's the conclusion of the restorers,
there details about the headset.
Listen, strange, they are then.
Do not worry, Andrew, our eggs
insured.
In both figuratively and literally!
The last word for you!
That's the conclusion of the restorers
and a description of damage:
crack the egg "Cantata"
vyscherbina on an egg "Sonata"
and chipped enamel on an egg "Melody".
Eggs kotsanye!
Edward, it should be time.
This is the people! No respect
to the cultural heritage!
Well, if no one questions
then exactly one day
in the presence of the press
we pass into the hands of Faberge
eggs our valued partners!
And tomorrow, Andrew, I hope
you finish this deal with divorce
which says the entire city.
Yes.
Especially because the other party
claims has not.
Good luck!
Flying birds
We journeyed to look summer
They fly in a hot country ...
- I told you. All is well.
Please!
- I do not want to leave.
And I stayed with you
My own party
I do not need someone else's sun
And I do not need Africa.
Mom, Dad!
Grandfather sings so good!
A grandmother said that he
does not know the power of art!
And I warned you!
Mom!
You're alive, Dad?
- Mom!
Who is it?
- I do not know.
While no one hears
I want to tell you -
your dad
better to stay at the hotel.
What?
So I was left alone
with your mother, huh?
Hello! I hope
you have not forgotten me?
Are you stunned?
Maybe he did not have time to notice us, eh?
You want to again?
Come on!
Sorry!
- Will you allow?
And we are fine!
- Very.
This is wonderful.
Forgive me
I happened to be passing by.
I heard the music.
Tchaikovsky - that's my weakness.
Kids! Urgently to sleep!
Away from sin!
You know, I think, very tasty.
Elizabeth N.,
smells amazing!
Nothing special.
Delights the field kitchen.
No, really!
Do not strain, Andrei.
This I cooked.
Svetka taught.
And it will grow like this ...
Her mother.
Listen, let's eat with a spoon?
Without these cutting, stabbing.
So convenient!
That's a pity that you
My poridzh not tried.
And what's this?
This - soldafonskaya concoction.
Thank you very much!
- Pope.
Fed up.
- Dad!
I beg you, Dad.
You're in my eyes not to clap.
If the home son I do not respect ...
Respect must be earned!
Mama, do not get stuck.
Do not scold me like a schoolgirl!
I'm not your daughter, and mother!
- I ask.
Today is a day like this.
You know, magnetic storms.
Old people today as they became fools.
This is the first time.
True, true. Daddy!
Mom! Well, stop it!
Not namarshirovalsya son of a bitch!
And I have ...
- Stop.
I have a suggestion.
And do not drink if we all
a little brandy, eh?
What do you say?
This is our way.
Wonderful. Yes. Well.
I generally do not drink.
I have you as a doctor,
urge
just be sure to drink today.
To tell you the truth, I am sincerely glad,
that you are all so good.
After all, you are the most ancient
and loved my patients.
We noticed.
- Two times.
And so I doubly
pleased to be
in your home at your table.
And in fact, that is - a family?
Unit of society?
That's right, it was
in the last century.
And we say: the family -
a microcosm.
A small universe.
And the balance and harmony -
a guarantee of happiness
in this microcosm.
Well?
- How bent.
What wonderful, sublime words!
That is why I drink
for Peace and Understanding
in your family.
Well? To the bottom.
Ah!
- Go ahead!
Lisa, leave me alone! Lisa Lisa
Lisa, give nap.
Lisa, leave me alone!
Went away! Animal.
Vigorous Matrona.
Again! It happened again!
- Again, all the same.
Mom!
Again it!
Oh, Mama.
Marina!
Oh!
Andryukha!
If I find that it is your
imported stuff,
strangle, yadrena Matrona!
Dad, let's not panic, eh?
We know what to do.
With us is already happening.
Happen?
Is a method of family
Therapy Dr.
So! I did your Kogan!
With his therapy!
- Mom, your things.
Come on, understand.
And finished to simulate,
I am perfectly healthy people.
I do not get faint.
Oh, darling, all at one time
comes first.
Mom, get up! There are men
in stress! Come on.
Stop!
Mom! Heart? What?
How can you so. Here on
the people something to show
Here in this nightgown?
Oh, my God! Mom,
what up in public?
To me all of my great.
And I have a very decent
dress.
Mama, I'm sorry, but I still
very young woman.
Though it can not tell.
Andrei, you nasty pig,
what are you so run itself?
I was your age from 150 times
with mother on his back,
with you on the neck.
50. Oh, I'll take for you
at this time.
Dad, you got somewhere
tablets were the same.
And then yesterday with brandy went
through you, and my head hurts me.
Generally you have
a health-something?
Where a medical card?
Yes, do not dig you, son! There's only
footcloths yes laxative, cough.
Daddy!
- Airborne! Nobody, except us!
I know what you think!
There is no plastics!
And your other boteksov!
And by the way,
And what is the rope?
Mom, this thong.
And where to wear them?
And where to wear?
Possible without them. Sometimes.
Never! No!
Marin!
Well, everything, everything ...
Andrew, my mom in my body
my body in the negligee,
and you Come on!
Lord, well where are you
with your leg going?
You're on the go crashing!
Sit at home, rest.
- What is a rest?
What it means to sit?
I have a test, and I, or in the
extreme case here is my body
must be present there. Everything.
Worth it for many years to mow the army.
So, Dad.
So! Yadrena Matrona!
What does it mean - to mow the army?
Oh, you jerk! And Your ulcer?
I had a friend of the doctor.
What?
- Marina.
That was before you.
- What a disgrace!
You know what, Mom?
- Mom!
It's all because of you, by the way!
- Silence.
How? Because of me?
- Quiet!
Mom!
- What - Mom?
I beg you.
- That's what - Mom?
How could you, eh?
- Dad!
Son of a combat officer!
He's just a crook!
Drive to the house or getting someone!
- I - PhD.
I am because of your this doctor!
- Son of a combat officer!
Courtesan!
- Mom!
As my eyes now
people to watch, eh?
Mom?
- Rogue!
And what are we today do not go to school?
Tell you what, kids ... grandchildren.
That means now that's ...
Dad.
- Pope.
And so accordingly, so ...
Mom.
- Mom, yes.
With dogs you will be
the cottage to your friends.
For several days.
Of course, if we're lucky.
- Hurray!
I love you, sister.
- For a few?
Miser you, Misha.
Could have a separate room off.
Your services, Eduard,
me and so expensive.
I - a professional.
In such circumstances,
I work hard.
It is necessary to revise interest rates.
70 to 30.
We all agreed on 50 to 50.
Without me, you are egg
to sell can not.
Maybe you and the aircraft itself
spilotiruesh? And I went.
60 to 40.
Well done!
Agreed.
No problems?
With Golubev?
I'm such lawyers for breakfast ate!
Three stars -
Lieutenant.
One star ...
- Major!
Well, yadrena Marya, Andrei,
you're a kid playing in the soldiers?
I played soldiers, Dad,
they only have small straps.
And the stars they could not watch!
Something we, Andrew, my
mother did not doglyadeli.
Hand over a gun!
- Well, Dad ...
Well let me blaspheme!
- Little more.
You want me to yours
eggs do?
Dad, how many times to talk about?
This is not my eggs.
This egg Fa-ber-it!
Yes, I remember.
Well, show me how to honor
will give.
Dad, maybe we will not disgrace
Russian army, eh?
I think they re not in itself.
Today I met with their girlfriends,
but now such an embarrassment.
You see, to whom am I like?
C'mon, you say - ill.
No, dear, this number does not
pass.
They know perfectly well that I am in Moscow.
And not to meet with them -
is a deadly insult.
Come on!
- How?
Everything.
They are you, among other things,
on his knees still shook.
In general, if you want
that I helped you,
you go and meet
Lyudmila Antonovna
and Natalya Petrovna.
More free, dads, well, in civilian
so.
Well, this show.
- Well, that's right.
Well?
Well, let's once more.
Tired! All, let's synchronize our watches.
Dad, you relax.
Well, late for 1 0 minutes
what happened?
I have something, maybe late, but
you should be on trial in 11.00.
As the bayonet!
Andrew, it's like with your corporate
paintball. Remember?
As you all 4 times hit.
Marina, if I'm not coming back ...
Ouch.
Marina!
Immediately take away my head
with the chest of this man.
My name is Andrew!
It essentially does not change!
Well, Andrew.
That's the second day.
I can not get out!
Love. Carrots.
And now, on numerous
requests from listeners
in our air sounds
song from the movie
"Irony of Fate,
or Enjoy Your Bath".
Labyrinth!
I just try.
White handkerchiefs, scarves white
white handkerchiefs, the eyes - sad!
Go, go!
Hello, friend!
- Hello, ow.
Hello, girls!
Well, feast your eyes.
What happened?
Yes Courchevel this,
whether he is cursed.
You know, with whom she flew?
- With whom?
Who is it?
- Well, you give!
Listen, we have
for role-playing games?
What are you doing to yourself pulled?
Quite what is crazy?
Well, where our
famous mother?
Famous?
- Yes, yes.
This story, as she wrote
love letters Kobzon -
just mortality.
- I?
But I still love the story here is that,
of felt slippers.
And I - of salted soup.
You know what, girls,
I, too, you never liked.
How it all started something.
- Marish!
But I did not think
that you mom so affected.
Hey, maybe treat her shopping.
And then drink.
That always helps.
- Yeah.
Where are these old pensioner?
Young man! What time is it?
Paul first, Grandma.
And then Sasha, do you imagine ...
- I'm Grandma?
You Grandma!
Come here.
Just do not get enough sleep, no makeup!
Patient some.
- Damn.
Poor Andrew! How is he?
Come on! Take it.
Hooray!
Troopers! No one but us!
Hooray!
Stand!
Eyes on the middle!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
- Ahoy, Comrade Colonel!
Eagles.
Where are you lost?
Why the link did not come out?
Busy. I am here 20 foreheads
in the neck breathe.
Listen to me. Entered the building?
- Entered.
What do you see?
- The orderly on the bedside table.
My actions?
- Go on.
I wish you health.
Now from the entrance, on the right.
Andrei, closed!
I told you - right!
Left!
Around!
What is wrong with him?
Hopefully, delirium tremors.
Andrei, I...
unforeseen circumstances.
A woman looks
at me like that and smiles.
You, too, her smile.
- Yes!
Hello, Andrey.
Oh, I do seem to
lipstick smeared on you.
She kissed me.
- In our circles, so it is accepted.
You kiss her too.
Andrey, I've been waiting
for this for so many years!
Get thee hence!
Hi, Andrey!
Good day! Come on.
Wow, they both accepted.
Here Andrey today,
He behaved very strangely.
He talks
on the phone, and then ...
Oops!
Andrew, are you my dear!
As you were kissing. No!
Oh, you like! Even for
the sake of her son! Attention!
Set aside hazing!
You're a man!
Andrey,
I am so grateful for your
trouble with the divorce.
Here are all the documents.
Oleg L. said,
that there were only approve.
Stay there.
Thus, reported to me that here?
Here the solution
Bauman court for a divorce.
Stay away! Distance!
According to which all property
goes to her husband.
There.
And most importantly - the spouse
and children have no claims.
Oh, you son of a bitch!
Oh Bandit muzzle. Own children,
has decided to take that as well?
Since you said that there are
no problems. - Who? I?
Yes.
I. .. Set aside "me".
The same native blood!
This is ... Yes,
I'll show you a tribunal!
Andrey,
we have already paid for a buffet table.
Comrades! But what is
you have here is going on?
Kisses, lifts, buffet.
Children's home ...
Do not allow it! So!
I'll teach you to love the Motherland.
Come out to build!
Flying birds
In the autumn gave the blue.
They fly to warm countries,
And I stay with you.
Yes, relax you, guys!
Attention!
Can I go?
I is not even working.
- The mouth is closed.
Attention, conversations in the ranks!
And now about the form.
Form - a reflection
the inner world of the soldier.
Were! Employee.
Therefore, it must be clean,
neat and functional.
Here you will form a continuous violation.
What's this? Tie
or a target for a sniper?
Replace! Who are you?
I? Courier.
Service delivery of furniture.
Store "discount." There.
As you were advertising to
get up in the system. Attention!
Eyes on the chest
fourth person.
Were!
Everywhere!
Continuous provocation.
Everywhere!
Women!
Mothers!
These chest, legs, these spins
you are to nurture children.
And you dress like the beach.
Need to dress for the weather.
At ease.
What is it with him today?
Hopefully, delirium tremens.
I beg you, Comrade Colonel.
I wish you health, Comrade Colonel.
This - the headquarters?
- Yes, Comrade Colonel.
Test in a flight of
parachutes
We plan to conduct
in this square.
Blues are already preparing the aircraft.
Reds will work out a scenario
"A barrage of enemy
at the point of landing. "
Importantly, to armor-piercing
part is not dissapointed.
Major.
Here, or here.
Yes, even here.
Hello, colleagues!
Oh! Good work, Major!
A proactive working.
And was promoted to lieutenant.
Comrade General! "
Parachutes ready for testing.
- Okay.
Sorry, Comrade General
I only look in just a sip.
Oh, blue.
Oh, what did I love you
so here is a sense of humor.
Meet friends!
Colonel Golubev - my friend.
Legend landing.
- Yes, I am.
Well, keep it?
Frankly, with great difficulty.
Not far-fetched to us?
Where - to you?
In Moscow, the headquarters.
- Oh, no.
I am a soldier, a tank,
with songs and rhymes.
Respect.
Respect for the fact
what you his present
not traded on the ranks and insignia.
Well done. Well, ready?
Ready.
- Come on.
Headphones.
Allow me, Comrade Colonel? "
Tea!
Proceed.
So. Wait a minute, are you ohreneli,
what?
Colleagues, for what?
Fine.
That is our task was to secure
saboteur-jumper
abandoned to the enemy
territory.
A time when our soldiers
soaked already in the air over.
Broneparashyuty work
it is our common achievement.
Congratulations!
The plane is ready, Comrade General.
- I do not understand.
Headphones, Comrade General!
The plane is ready, Comrade General.
What are you yelling? I do that - deaf?
- Excuse me!
We proceed to test
parachute part.
Colonel Golubev in the plane.
- No.
Why have we gone
from the wonderful store?
Was stunned that there really?
Last year's collection.
In the same 70% discount.
I implore you to argue, as
your mom.
What do you mean mom?
You've got tasty?
- Uh-huh.
Give try.
And maybe we go to the movies?
I've seen here is the repertoire.
I even remember the name.
"Saw 4", it seems.
Girls, let's not extreme.
We have our house the second day
is a horror film!
Well, you something to complain about.
- Daughter of you cares.
By the way, as there Marinochka?
Powered probably very hard?
Well, you turned around, Marisha!
And your lawyer
Toad is not crush?
I spit on this man.
The second youth did not happen.
And I have happened!
Younger, prettier,
Well, at least now married.
By the way, Pete about you
all the time recalls.
Yes.
Pete? Which Peter?
Your Peter.
- My Peter?
Sclerosis.
- Well, yes.
Old age is not a joy.
What is it? Lizok.
Did you say something strange today.
You in the hospital a podlechil?
Or given pills
and sent home?
As in the hospital?
It is that the hospital was?
Liza, you do not get upset.
We have a surprise for you.
Peter.
- Peter.
Luda, how nice it all came together.
And Liza here.
And Peter is not a drip.
- Yadrena Matrona.
Well, Mom. More and Peter.
Lisa, you feel bad?
- Where are you?
I feel bad! I was very bad.
Wait, where are you?
- What is it?
Liza.
- I am now.
Wait.
- Where are you?
I remembered
forgot to turn off the iron.
Lisa, where are you?
- And gas is not blocked.
Where are you?
- And the key in the door left.
Maroussia, come quickly.
Finch-billed murrelet, where you were.
On the Fontanka drank.
Drank a glass, drank two.
Spun in his head.
Look how I can do.
Cool.
Look. I, too, so I can not.
Finch-billed murrelet, finch-billed
murrelet, are you kidding us.
Finch-billed murrelet, finch-billed murrelet,
We do not believe in your story.
You have something to complain about.
Daughter take care of you.
Son-in dust blows away.
Finch-fawn, fawn-finch
are you kidding us.
And the grandchildren what a good job.
In the mornings, my grandmother
breakfast food.
You're very telling.
Did you forget?
Grandma, what's the matter?
- Why are you crying?
Yes, rain.
- Rain?
Autumn.
Yadrena Matrona.
I jumped
with a parachute.
You?
You're afraid of heights.
The fifth time poprivyk.
Vodka be?
And how!
Mom, I'm losing my mind, where are you?
Oh, dear.
What have you bought!
And who are you've already seen this?
Where do you do for so long has been?
You know what time it is?
Oh, dear.
Do not you dare chastise me.
If you remember, you're not a mother.
A daughter!
And you take off this horror from my body.
Damn maze.
Little is yellow, it is generally
not my size.
I see you had a good time.
And I'm fed up with yours girlfriends like that.
Well, where are my girlfriend to yours.
I learned so much about yourself.
And this man knows
that mankind has
25,000 years, as has invented a knife!
Mom. His name is Andrew.
It essentially does not change.
Mom!
Andrew. Well go here.
Take off your pants.
What is it, Dad?
You go to the office work,
or kids around the world start?
- Pope.
You do not slap an elderly person.
Yes, even as yadrena Matrona.
We have a very difficult day tomorrow.
And again we are not in themselves.
Let's sleep.
Martinet.
- Mymra museum.
Andrew, Will you come tomorrow,
report back to me in a sober,
as tested.
And that, son.
Save me.
Hey, Dad, what's wrong with your leg?
The second day I wake,
can not occur.
It's you, my son, with his foot.
War wounds.
A couple of years poprivyknesh.
And I have all adjusted.
You see - from the morning works.
Works - see.
Just do not try
to use it. Okay?
Stop. Set aside freshen the nip!
My body did not accept!
Lean on condensed milk.
And a delicious and healthy.
I do not want tasty and healthy.
I want to harmful and bitter.
I beg you, Eduard,
let's concentrate on the presentation
without your knowledge in the art.
Marina Golubeva -
world-class expert.
Shut up, Michael,
by Faberge get.
Importantly, no initiative.
Came poulybalis,
signed, champagne and home
home.
Again, champagne, right?
Here's what you do for a living!
Mother - a drunkard, children
- orphans.
Hence, let us agree, eh?
Doing only what
that said Oleg L..
Is that clear?
I do not understand
well as possible
People send
Domain nowhere.
Adventurers.
- Mom!
It is about prestige.
And a very big money.
How much home sell?
Speculators.
There.
If you do not hear that said
intellectuals,
At least listen to the voice of the plebs.
What are you so crawl?
Well, too late now!
So, do not teach my father
vehicle to drive.
1940 saw the sign? Everything.
Arrived.
First Lieutenant Petrov.
- Hello.
To steal?
Dad. Dad!
Hence, the case.
Colonel Airborne
Troops Golubev not stealing.
And according to the rules
should be your destination.
Attention! Starlite.
According to the rules
road, Daddy,
our car is now fine-parked!
And right away.
Thank you, Dad.
What to Golubev not get called?
Not yet thwart the event of planetary
scale, will not rest.
No, no, no.
I beg a moment of attention.
Dear guests,
We are gathered here,
To send this product
Art on a long journey
the museums of the world.
We can no longer delay
our esteemed colleagues.
And begin the sake of what,
actually we have gathered.
Hello!
- Hello!
We pass into the hands of our
great partners
This unique exhibit.
And now a brief historical
Help on the headset.
Come on!
Faberge eggs - the famous series
Jewelry
firm of Carl Faberge.
Series was created for
Russian imperial family
and private buyers.
The hole for the key.
Hence, I was right - it is
indeed, something to do.
Again late. You do me
bring to a heart attack.
I get it.
On an egg "Melody" is the Bore,
but I have the key.
Do you understand?
No, not really.
This is the key to the mystery
Faberge and Tchaikovsky.
Yes I'm telling you?
I'll show you the best.
Let's go to your room.
Just you and me.
So, Marinochka maybe
later.
I can not wait any longer.
Marina, stop.
Finch, I'll explain everything.
- What I'll finch?
In every marriage there are
difficult periods,
but for God's sake, do not implicate
me.
I?
- I have pressure.
I worry about the doctor has forbidden.
- Ban.
Ah, well. Sorry, sorry.
Stay.
Comrades, minute attention.
The fact that the expert
Marina Golubeva ...
Yes, wait.
That is, I
In assessing this headset
not considered important detail.
Thus, the expert
Marina Golubeva, that is me.
I believe that this headset ...
- Mama, your senses!
Need to send
for further study
expert Marina Golubeva.
That is me.
I love you, you son of a bitch, no one
major transaction is no longer podpuschu.
Protection!
- Let go, I tell you!
It is released!
- Enough of my wife!
Andrew!
Do not shoot, ladies and gentlemen!
- Release.
I beg of you!
- Empty.
1, 2 ...
- What a man!
As a soldier, in the end.
Give me my eggs!
What are you doing? Lord!
Hold me.
This is not your balls!
This egg
our motherland!
That's it.
That's so - lay eggs in the storerooms
and mMore polezhat. And if any ...
What are you doing?
- Yes.
Foreign guests
want to see
then let them come and watch.
But we here in Moscow.
That's it.
The exhibition is canceled yadrena ...
- Marya.
Yes.
- Yes.
Stop shooting.
Remove the camera!
No need to take pictures.
What are you talking about? Yes, you know,
Andrew, what we lose our grandmothers.
I'll teach you to live according to
conscience. Yaytsaprodavets.
What? Come give it!
Bear!
Grab the exhibits!
- You have no right!
And run!
- Ah, werewolves, eh!
I will bring you to clean water!
Nobody move!
Hence the old man's allergies
to penicillin and extrasystoles.
And so he - he flint! He never
no matter what is not complaining.
Dad, this is the end.
Career ruined.
Life has passed by.
- Marina.
Marinochka, please
my dear, remember.
The pressure affects the kidneys,
Diabetes affects the kidneys.
Tell me honestly.
- What?
What else do you sore?
Sonny!
Hold on, son.
The problem is resolved.
With all of ourselves to deal.
Marina.
- Mom!
Do you hear? They
all want to understand.
Andrew!
- Let me out of here immediately!
Immediately!
Terrible when children are sick.
And where are the eggs for?
In a safe place.
And what this safe?
What is this place?
For the third day went.
They do not even eat.
Miss!
Perverts.
What did he hit me on the head?
Fist, Eduard.
Can not be!
- Maybe, maybe, let's go.
And to say that he a lawyer.
Wait.
Hata marred, plans change.
All is lost.
Proceed to plan "B".
How nice that you have
had a plan B.
Barely legs taken away.
- Edward E.,
I need you
a very serious talk.
What can I say? Sell egg
divide the money as agreed.
And run away.
No, do not run away.
The fact is that what I have
something is not said to have forgotten.
Rent, Michael, you're
something something back.
Well, you're not nervous. In general,
eggs is not the most important thing.
In this case, better
not say. Why?
Casket.
What? What?
I phoned the hospital.
The condition of children is stable.
Office hours from 3 to 5.
Incidentally, these kids just do not
profukannyh national wealth.
And we are the parents to
to correct the mistakes of their children.
Are you saying this box -
more than all the eggs together.
It is priceless.
I must admit that
because of your inadequate,
but the timely intervention
you managed to break plans
opponent. Y Vaja.
And I also liked how you
so. Bale.
I would be without you, nothing happened.
Just you and I were in the right
place at the right time.
No, Andrew, he is not a bad guy.
Just disorganized.
Well, Marina is also too
frivolous.
Wow.
These eggs are underestimated.
And what are you clinging to it,
yadrena Matrona.
And it's not your mind thing, a martinet.
You're a mistake of nature.
Come out with it.
Before you all say
you must promise me ...
I'll do anything it should not.
That you owe me enough.
Ah, so then I'll
do not say anything!
Do not you think?
It is not by statute.
Should be returned eksponant.
This is my discovery. It is the
culmination my museum career.
I will bring Tchaikovsky.
You can not stop me.
I gave the word son, and I will keep it.
This means that you will not tell.
And what do you say to me?
- What are you going to do?
I'll tell you, I'll tell everything.
Of course, you say.
Care. The same electricity.
Come on, Michael, out with it.
Oh ...
- You.
In Perth wench.
Let. And it is my stubbornness
helped me gather
from more than three thousand pieces
ancient vase
Chinese Ming Dynasty.
I suppose, myself and koknula. Okay.
Act. Only fast.
Hurt-how.
Museum employee.
Do not!
- An interesting story you told.
What else?
To Faberge kept
this score as the apple of your eye.
Score ...
But you know who
Faberge was your?
Of course, I know. Great
painter, goldsmith, actor.
Artist. Genius!
Well, what idiot would think ...
Search box with diamonds
also invaluable score.
Us.
Lips shalt. Proceed to plan "B".
We get a casket.
- Yes.
Sheet music pounding those suckers.
Divide everything piecemeal.
Yes.
- I 99%, you - 1.
Yes. None.
- Yes!
How much do you want?
At least 2.
Misha 2%%.
Somewhere I've heard.
Hold the lantern, go away!
The most important thing now
prischuchit Golubev.
First, we find the hospital,
where are their parents.
Girl, what are you doing
tonight?
So sick, drank a laxative?
Softly-softly.
And tonight
I'm doing great enema.
Andrew, what do you dear
Nurse.
Our medicine is in danger
until they get rid of the nurses
which do not allow passage
of the men in single rooms.
Well, let's take a look?
Good afternoon, colleagues.
Does not let her pass.
- Oh yeah what about you?
What do you want to do?
You "Doctor Dolittle" read?
- Yes.
So, Dr. Ajbolit - that's me.
Yes.
- Yes.
Burn.
Marina.
- Huh?
Hence it must be chosen.
And the faster it will do -
the better.
I do not want
to put these intern
Experiments with the body of my dad.
This - humiliating!
- Andrew!
Improve health - the only
what we can do now
for our parents.
Discover.
- Now.
Only for you, Dad.
Who?
Well, you said - in the evening.
Good evening.
Well, you crumple it
as a favorite footcloths.
And what do you want?
Threaten her pistol?
This is a work of art.
It requires delicate handling.
The well was on an egg "Melody".
Socks.
40 seconds.
I have a hypothesis -
to open the box -
melody must be placed
this stand.
Here, some mechanism.
- Since everything.
Suffer the little specialist
Elizabeth N..
Barbarian!
Above it worked the best minds
Golden Age of Russian culture.
The best minds? A through-hole
For key no.
Hello.
Golubeva, we have
business proposal.
Two lovely old men in pajamas
in exchange for a box with Faberge
prichindalami.
Give the box
and no one gets hurt.
Our children are kidnapped.
They are demanding the return box.
Do not panic.
Hello. You!
- Hello.
Dictate address. Yadrena Matrona.
Private flying club, "Swift" on Razanak.
The fifth hangar.
Come one and no nonsense, a lawyer.
We will take revenge ...
We need to do everything they
requested.
Yes.
I will go alone.
- I will not let.
There's my daughter too.
We should go together.
And why do men love
everything is hard and ugly?
Because it is not nice and soft
delays bullets.
Yadrena Matrona.
It turns out that you are able to
quickly ride, Vladimir Andreevich.
In meyu, I am able, Elizabeth N..
Only the children a word about it!
I can not look at it!
You know that this masterpiece
came into top ten
ugliest monuments.
Already passed?
I'll go and meet the casket.
Did not take his eyes from them.
Listen, you that, indeed,
going to shoot them?
Hence the case. Listen to my command.
So.
- Out of the car did not come out.
Initiative does not deal with.
This is a matter for professionals.
Clear?
Belt.
Come on.
- Beware of her.
Clearly the case.
Good luck.
Yes, I'll let you in The Hague courts worn!
I've only one eye. Yes.
Hands up. Above.
Above. Even higher. Higher!
Oh, my heart stabbed.
Just do not egg.
I love when people do not come with
empty-handed.
Vladimir Andreevich, where are you?
So I knew it.
Well, nothing can be trusted.
What do you lay down some, huh?
Where are the children? Where are they to Delhi?
None. I will not let you anywhere.
Hear, will not let you go.
Do not touch anything. Idiot!
Jump to side.
Jump! In the side!
I can not get up.
- Why?
Me something interferes.
Why are you here have got?
You said yourself - to jump.
So I said "aside."
- I jumped!
Go out and remove them from the wing.
None.
Vladimir Andreevich!
Here we are, and you have found.
Week can not shave.
- What? What?
Box.
Box.
"Melody is here!
Now we should have.
Be careful.
See.
Here it is - a surprise for all
the world community.
Marina, look.
Gift for Siskin.
Notes.
And you still gave him a gun,
huh?
Stand.
Warn will not - note.
- Mom.
In the corner.
Here it is - the mystery of Faberge.
Well, pigeons, eggs, we have you
away.
Now check - whether you are able
fly.
And who is behind the wheel, eh?
Door is jammed.
Open the door.
At the helm, Michael,
other pilots - the autopilot.
In this model, no autopilot.
Goodbye, Mike!
And only one parachute.
Just one!
Edward! Score!
Eduard, wait
me, I want you!
Eduard!
Wait for me.
I want you. Since you want.
What are you bothering me?
I will not leave.
- Idiot.
Do not push me.
- Eduard, save me.
Thank God, Eduard!
Thank God.
Calm companions. Soon the
plane will enter a phase of the peak.
Let us die,
but we will die for the sake of art.
Quietly.
We fall.
- Set aside a panic.
Parachute shoot.
Well, that, Andrei?
Stand parachute two?
Stand it, Dad. Sam checked.
Well, Mom, look out!
- Good for you. Well, Golubeva?
Flew.
- Come on.
Flying birds.
In the autumn gave the blue.
Listen and remember
citizens convicted.
From our facility
it is impossible to escape.
It was only Basil.
And it is because Vasya
was the home rat.
I do not see anything. Where are my glasses?
Why are my glasses on you
Eduard?
Why do you - is it me?
And why do I - it's you, Misha?
And what is the barbed wire?
What are you making eyes at me build it?
You've been out of the ground we'll get.
- Do not push, Misha.
And if necessary - and with that light.
Panic! Panic!
Nobody move!
So what? Sat?
It seems a long time.
Be a man, Bear.
Care.
- Ruined my body
strangle by your own hands.
Africa does not need me! Cheers.
The first walked.
- The second go!
No! I'm afraid!
- Only in the ear is orite.
Well, in the good requested -
in the ear can not yell!
Te.
Marina! Marina, I feel something.
Such a beautiful, native feeling.
Rather, touched me on the head.
Andrew! You're bald again!
Us. This, again, we are!
We're flying!
Let's fly!
I'm flying.
We are flying.
We are flying.
- We are flying.
Hooray!
- Hurray!
Do not look at me.
I am not in my hair.
And pajamas, this is not me.
I'll tell you straight out.
You are beautiful.
Don Juan.
- Is there a bit.
Friends. Grouping
around the bride to the groom.
All smile.
Are you purposely me a third time
spill?
Yes, for good luck.
- So shoot.
Village.
- Also I Princess Mary.
Yadrena Matrona.
- What?
Mom.
- Pope. I asked.
Parents, well, get up close ...
- I'm flying!
Guests are grouped around.
Please.
Smile. This is the wedding. Friends.
So, well done. Shoot.
Excuse me, who ordered the paratroopers?
Andrew, thank God, everything ended.
- Marina, Marina.
We are back we are.
And where are the parents?
Damn.
Dad.
Dad.
- Andryukha.
Where's Mom?
Let me out.
- And where is she? Was there.
Let me out.
- That's it.
Marina!
- Mom!
My daughter!
- Mama!
You are my pigeons.
This again is us.
- Yes. Hooray!
What is it?
- So.
What's this?
- Cheers. Oh, wait.
Yadrena Matrona. Pyotr Ilyich.
- Tchaikovsky.
Mom, you still find him.
Today ends the days of Tchaikovsky
last concert.
Andryukha! Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh, do not.
What you easy,
Elizabeth N..
So comrades. Do not worry.
Everything is fine.
What? Hold on, woman.
Forgive us.
This is for the sake of art.
Woman. What are you doing?
Hooligan! Stop immediately.
Stop!
Wait a minute!
Sorry. Who is here with us
owns the tool?
Leave me alone.
Release!
- Come quickly.
You nasty pig.
Take place.
Come on, come on, come on.
We apologize
for the sudden invasion.
But now, now you
hear such
What you've never heard.
Comrades, this is
the only unknown
until now.
Oh, I can not, I'm so excited,
this is a great moment.
Work of the great
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
Cheers.
Well.
Finch-billed murrelet, where have you been?
On the Fontanka drank.
So this is it composed?
Tchaikovsky?
But the descendants will be grateful to us.
Yes.
For everything!
Hooray!
National Film Center
With the State
financial support
Ministry of Culture
Russian Federation
Presents
I love you.
I'm flying!
- We're flying! We're flying.
Kiss!
- Kiss!
Kiss!
- Kiss!
Now, would like to say
a few words, mother of the bride.
I do not. I don't want to.
Please! Let us all, together!
Well, Mom?
My daughter. My favorite.
My only Marinochka.
Remember, I wanted you to have
was such a man as Socrates,
Giordano Bruno
Van Gogh, finally? So what?
Didn't happen.
And to hell with this dream!
We have to take from life is
that in the state
offer you your destiny.
Yes.
- Yes. That is, Andrew.
One might think
that you are - the poet's dream.
Martinet.
Hag.
Mom!
- Dad! Well I did ask!
Gentlemen! And now - dancing!
Orchestra, music!
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss!
Love Carrot 3
We need to talk seriously.
This I'm having with you,
is a serious talk.
Christina Orbakajte
I'm sick of this dog's life.
All day long running,
sticking his tongue out.
Ghosh K
Say thank you,
so as not to sleep on the rug!
What!
Yes, you remember, in any form
you said yesterday!
Leah Akhedzhakova
It's an emotional discharge
under stress.
It's not every day
mother-in-law arrives.
Vladimir Menchov
That's what I wanted to talk about.
- About what?
You can not make such a person
when he calls her "mama"?
What?
- That's it?
Well. Please.
Only then will not let her call
me "this man".
You know what, "man"
it sounds good!
Gordo? If he has
paper, fold and place
where we can think about life,
at least in his closet.
So it was not necessary
to go with Rublevki!
There are three toilets, think about
it - do not change your mind!
You know how I feel Rublev to
"traffic jams" and your mom!
Stop! Wait - I'll walk with you!
And the dogs
have to walk the children!
I walk the dogs, just to
not eat breakfast with your mom!
Porridge!
Yummy.
Who are you to still cook
as good as grandma?
Would be better if we were
walking with the dogs.
Add anise, masala and bumba.
Where can I find this which is
named bumba? Well, delicious?
Now, although there may be.
Glebushka you'll excuse me
for curiosity.
Tell me, you have already started
to meet girls?
It's so romantic!
First love, poetry,
sleepless nights the first
recognition, the nightingales!
Granny, Gleb, he got stuck
in the primitive society.
Fool!
- Huh?
Moron.
Director
Felix Krol
Gleb, you're the man!
Do not you dare hit a girl!
I with your homework,
will not do that!
Please!
- And I'll tell my grandmother
you're it "Porridge" plasticine
call!
You're adults!
- Mom!
Now that you have
going on in here, my God!
Nothing special!
A little swordplay with us.
Gleb, Sveta, run away!
And you, Mom, I will
have a separate conversation.
Marina, do not let this man
put pressure on me.
So, you heard? Have you heard?
"This man"! My name is Andrew!
Andrew!
Do not yell at my mother!
Mommy's presence violates
a very fine line
between good and evil,
which must be present
in any normal family!
And since when is
what we have a normal family?
Normal - a relative term.
With respect to mental hospital
- it's normal.
So, you tell me more!
For many years now these hands ...
Do not yell at my mother!
Millimeter by millimeter
I build a system,
which works as
electronic calculator!
Confides harmony with algebra?
I can tell you that there is harmony!
At eight in the morning the children awake.
8:05 gleb in the toilet, Sveta in the bathroom.
8:10 Gleb in the bathroom, Sveta in the toilet.
8:15 Gleb eats a sandwich
and goes to walk
his dog.
At the same time
Sveta eats a sandwich.
And then walks her dog.
And their paths never - you hear?
Never intersect.
And so, while I'm happy
alone drinking coffee
and reading my favorite magazine
my house is at peace!
And harmony.
Lord!
It hurts!
Edward Eduardych, I recommend
you as an excellent professional.
Two clients: one - a Frenchman,
another - a translator.
We need only documents.
Let's settle it all in peace? Huh?
Peace will come.
- Why?
Yes, because in peace -
not my style. Come on!
Thank you.
- Yes.
They?
- Let's go.
Just a minute!
Good afternoon. Please.
Good evening.
If I did not know
that this person is a lawyer,
I would have thought
that this conclusion.
Lord!
- These manners.
This clean-shaven head.
- Oh, God!
Marina! Well, remind your mom!
Mom, calm down.
He has not shaved - it's bald.
This fact does not change.
- Mom! Why?
Well, why do you always come
without warning?
Well,
warning.
I'm leaving.
- Marina!
Now leave this house.
Not a house, it's the labyrinth
of the Minotaur.
Mom!
This window.
What the hell!
- Not here.
Mom!
Well, calm down.
- All. Everything.
Vladimir Andreyvich?
Do not wait.
Akkordeonchik. Heartily.
Andrei, come out to vist!
- Dad!
Again, behind that refrigerator he's
hidden? He has since childhood!
Well, mistress, single out beds!
We ...
Going away?
- Flying!
Happy flying.
And where Andryukha something?
Grandpa! Hi!
- Gleb, a robber, good!
Congratulations, now your house
is a prison and barracks!
Granddaddy!
- Sveta is my favorite.
Grown something like devils.
Well, yes. Gifts brought us?
- And how.
Well do not go, Mom.
Week or two of
Army folklore.
You're a researcher or what?
Besieged!
Well?
- Wow! Wow!
Daddy!
- Calm down, imitation.
Just like real! Wow!
Well, my chrysalis -
doll!
Well, take, take. It has your
father played with it for 20 years.
And this man
forbade me to play Barbie!
Oh Daddy!
We agreed -
a word about it!
Aw, Dad!
- Ah, Andrei!
What horror!
You nasty pig.
Ran something like yourself!
Well, my dear,
And I to you on the wait!
Long?
A week or two. Not anymore.
Longer I can not even ask.
Teaching, testing
- and the horses!
Hooray!
Grandfather, and the songs we sing?
- And how!
You know, Edward, you are very subtle
looking in this dress.
You go.
Ask them where the documents are.
Where are the documents?
You just
with all your hands, will not leave!
I'll complain to the OSCE!
Action, Misha.
And 10 minutes later your
dear mother would not know you.
I promise I will not take long
and it will be very beautiful.
And, behave well, curly!
I mean, Marin.
You go, and I'll stay
at the mercy of this dork.
Mom, calm down!
Andrew is going with me.
But I do not talk about this man,
I am about his father.
And I beg you, gentler with her.
Well, as you give me lawless
call this old hag?
As you wish! Just not the old hag.
Watch TV.
Well, I do not know.
Play anything:
chess, checkers.
Well, hide and seek, can not be!
Who are you the boss?
You're a man, in the end, or where?
Well, anything can happen,
but now ...
So, come on!
Well, technically, man.
Why?
- Become effeminate you, son.
Yes?
What a mound of fame
over a fallen soldier?
Dad, your army jokes!
- I'll take you over.
After another couple of weeks
in the mirror itself does not recognize.
Papa, I'm a lawyer, PhD.
Dad, this is by the way,
Marina's perfume.
Yes?
Good spirits.
Marina, I need your help.
I need to look at the box
with the suite of Carl Faberge
that you're doing.
Why?
Imagine, I'm at
St. Petersburg State Archives
accidentally stumbled upon
the diary of Carl Faberge.
He wrote that he ordered
from Tchaikovsky a short play
for the music box.
Can you imagine?
And he at the same time created
this suite of three eggs!
Three! Moreover,
gift box with a headset
he wanted his wife,
which is affectionately called finch!
- Fascinating.
This piece of music of
Tchaikovsky was not found!
I'm sure the melody is related
with this box!
After all, Faberge loved secrets!
Now there are days of Tchaikovsky.
If we had opened the world
the unknown product
Pyotr Ilyich ...
Yes it would be a gift for the whole
musical public.
Yes this is for all
the civilized world a surprise!
Well, I'm delighted.
Only, I personally inspected the
music box of Faberge
and I assure you,
that there are no secrets there.
And maybe there is?
What is it?
Key.
- Why whisper?
Because I have this key
I found in the lining
of the Diary of Carl Faberge!
Suddenly it is the key to
solving the mystery music box!
Are you stealing a museum piece?
Oh no, why steal.
I temporarily borrowed.
There. For the sake of art.
Marina!
Time, Marina!
Phew! Well, phew!
Give it back! Give it back!
Give it here, you dog!
I direct this!
Give it back! Phew! Said, phew!
Go away!
That I have not seen you.
Well, how do I save you from them?
My childhood. Well, nothing, we'll
get you cleaned, brush your hair.
Eyes tinted.
Do not be afraid - I'll offense
I will not give anyone.
I'll explain.
Dog ...
I do not want to know
about this aspect of your life.
How hard is it to be an adult.
Help!
Anything else, Oleg L.?
Thank you, Sergey, no more orders.
If anything, I'll be near.
Excuse me,
is someone who I think?
Who said that someone with no
billion - let him go in the ass.
Here she is with him and has come!
- So he's kind of ...
Now coffee carries.
Well, Masha
Connect me with Golubev!
I'm sure they are already at the door.
Behave well.
Do not call, do not rush.
And please, do not fight.
In the end, at your age is
indecent.
You have drank cologne?
Granny, it's the closet!
Here.
- Devil's Labyrinth.
I bet on my grandfather, he's in
excellent shape. Yes.
We'll see.
Oh! This is it!
Hello! Yes?
- Well, what have you got there?
Children shed?
Dog skip school?
Customers are already here.
You are my event -
planetary-scale tear.
What did you expose me,
You son of a bitch.
Oleg L., dear.
Forgive me mother-in-law arrived.
And I - in-law.
This is force majeure.
- Yeah.
Well.
- Proceed, gentlemen.
Here, the expert report
artistic value of the collection.
This is the sonata, cantata
and melody.
Son of a bitch! This Faberge.
Carl Faberge.
Here is a simple egg, and watch
nice.
Here are a few questions
about the upcoming deal.
As an exhibition of works
Faberge held abroad
We firstly interested in the question
security of the collection.
Thus, transportation.
Carefully. Carefully.
Private jet
experienced pilot,
Finishing - bog oak and leather.
Well, of course, climate
box for collection.
By the way, you can look through
internet the whole trip on a map.
Very good.
So. Contract
with the exhibiting museums?
Prada, the British Museum, Leaver.
Louvre.
And there, too.
That's the conclusion of the restorers,
there details about the headset.
Listen, strange, they are then.
Do not worry, Andrew, our eggs
insured.
In both figuratively and literally!
The last word for you!
That's the conclusion of the restorers
and a description of damage:
crack the egg "Cantata"
vyscherbina on an egg "Sonata"
and chipped enamel on an egg "Melody".
Eggs kotsanye!
Edward, it should be time.
This is the people! No respect
to the cultural heritage!
Well, if no one questions
then exactly one day
in the presence of the press
we pass into the hands of Faberge
eggs our valued partners!
And tomorrow, Andrew, I hope
you finish this deal with divorce
which says the entire city.
Yes.
Especially because the other party
claims has not.
Good luck!
Flying birds
We journeyed to look summer
They fly in a hot country ...
- I told you. All is well.
Please!
- I do not want to leave.
And I stayed with you
My own party
I do not need someone else's sun
And I do not need Africa.
Mom, Dad!
Grandfather sings so good!
A grandmother said that he
does not know the power of art!
And I warned you!
Mom!
You're alive, Dad?
- Mom!
Who is it?
- I do not know.
While no one hears
I want to tell you -
your dad
better to stay at the hotel.
What?
So I was left alone
with your mother, huh?
Hello! I hope
you have not forgotten me?
Are you stunned?
Maybe he did not have time to notice us, eh?
You want to again?
Come on!
Sorry!
- Will you allow?
And we are fine!
- Very.
This is wonderful.
Forgive me
I happened to be passing by.
I heard the music.
Tchaikovsky - that's my weakness.
Kids! Urgently to sleep!
Away from sin!
You know, I think, very tasty.
Elizabeth N.,
smells amazing!
Nothing special.
Delights the field kitchen.
No, really!
Do not strain, Andrei.
This I cooked.
Svetka taught.
And it will grow like this ...
Her mother.
Listen, let's eat with a spoon?
Without these cutting, stabbing.
So convenient!
That's a pity that you
My poridzh not tried.
And what's this?
This - soldafonskaya concoction.
Thank you very much!
- Pope.
Fed up.
- Dad!
I beg you, Dad.
You're in my eyes not to clap.
If the home son I do not respect ...
Respect must be earned!
Mama, do not get stuck.
Do not scold me like a schoolgirl!
I'm not your daughter, and mother!
- I ask.
Today is a day like this.
You know, magnetic storms.
Old people today as they became fools.
This is the first time.
True, true. Daddy!
Mom! Well, stop it!
Not namarshirovalsya son of a bitch!
And I have ...
- Stop.
I have a suggestion.
And do not drink if we all
a little brandy, eh?
What do you say?
This is our way.
Wonderful. Yes. Well.
I generally do not drink.
I have you as a doctor,
urge
just be sure to drink today.
To tell you the truth, I am sincerely glad,
that you are all so good.
After all, you are the most ancient
and loved my patients.
We noticed.
- Two times.
And so I doubly
pleased to be
in your home at your table.
And in fact, that is - a family?
Unit of society?
That's right, it was
in the last century.
And we say: the family -
a microcosm.
A small universe.
And the balance and harmony -
a guarantee of happiness
in this microcosm.
Well?
- How bent.
What wonderful, sublime words!
That is why I drink
for Peace and Understanding
in your family.
Well? To the bottom.
Ah!
- Go ahead!
Lisa, leave me alone! Lisa Lisa
Lisa, give nap.
Lisa, leave me alone!
Went away! Animal.
Vigorous Matrona.
Again! It happened again!
- Again, all the same.
Mom!
Again it!
Oh, Mama.
Marina!
Oh!
Andryukha!
If I find that it is your
imported stuff,
strangle, yadrena Matrona!
Dad, let's not panic, eh?
We know what to do.
With us is already happening.
Happen?
Is a method of family
Therapy Dr.
So! I did your Kogan!
With his therapy!
- Mom, your things.
Come on, understand.
And finished to simulate,
I am perfectly healthy people.
I do not get faint.
Oh, darling, all at one time
comes first.
Mom, get up! There are men
in stress! Come on.
Stop!
Mom! Heart? What?
How can you so. Here on
the people something to show
Here in this nightgown?
Oh, my God! Mom,
what up in public?
To me all of my great.
And I have a very decent
dress.
Mama, I'm sorry, but I still
very young woman.
Though it can not tell.
Andrei, you nasty pig,
what are you so run itself?
I was your age from 150 times
with mother on his back,
with you on the neck.
50. Oh, I'll take for you
at this time.
Dad, you got somewhere
tablets were the same.
And then yesterday with brandy went
through you, and my head hurts me.
Generally you have
a health-something?
Where a medical card?
Yes, do not dig you, son! There's only
footcloths yes laxative, cough.
Daddy!
- Airborne! Nobody, except us!
I know what you think!
There is no plastics!
And your other boteksov!
And by the way,
And what is the rope?
Mom, this thong.
And where to wear them?
And where to wear?
Possible without them. Sometimes.
Never! No!
Marin!
Well, everything, everything ...
Andrew, my mom in my body
my body in the negligee,
and you Come on!
Lord, well where are you
with your leg going?
You're on the go crashing!
Sit at home, rest.
- What is a rest?
What it means to sit?
I have a test, and I, or in the
extreme case here is my body
must be present there. Everything.
Worth it for many years to mow the army.
So, Dad.
So! Yadrena Matrona!
What does it mean - to mow the army?
Oh, you jerk! And Your ulcer?
I had a friend of the doctor.
What?
- Marina.
That was before you.
- What a disgrace!
You know what, Mom?
- Mom!
It's all because of you, by the way!
- Silence.
How? Because of me?
- Quiet!
Mom!
- What - Mom?
I beg you.
- That's what - Mom?
How could you, eh?
- Dad!
Son of a combat officer!
He's just a crook!
Drive to the house or getting someone!
- I - PhD.
I am because of your this doctor!
- Son of a combat officer!
Courtesan!
- Mom!
As my eyes now
people to watch, eh?
Mom?
- Rogue!
And what are we today do not go to school?
Tell you what, kids ... grandchildren.
That means now that's ...
Dad.
- Pope.
And so accordingly, so ...
Mom.
- Mom, yes.
With dogs you will be
the cottage to your friends.
For several days.
Of course, if we're lucky.
- Hurray!
I love you, sister.
- For a few?
Miser you, Misha.
Could have a separate room off.
Your services, Eduard,
me and so expensive.
I - a professional.
In such circumstances,
I work hard.
It is necessary to revise interest rates.
70 to 30.
We all agreed on 50 to 50.
Without me, you are egg
to sell can not.
Maybe you and the aircraft itself
spilotiruesh? And I went.
60 to 40.
Well done!
Agreed.
No problems?
With Golubev?
I'm such lawyers for breakfast ate!
Three stars -
Lieutenant.
One star ...
- Major!
Well, yadrena Marya, Andrei,
you're a kid playing in the soldiers?
I played soldiers, Dad,
they only have small straps.
And the stars they could not watch!
Something we, Andrew, my
mother did not doglyadeli.
Hand over a gun!
- Well, Dad ...
Well let me blaspheme!
- Little more.
You want me to yours
eggs do?
Dad, how many times to talk about?
This is not my eggs.
This egg Fa-ber-it!
Yes, I remember.
Well, show me how to honor
will give.
Dad, maybe we will not disgrace
Russian army, eh?
I think they re not in itself.
Today I met with their girlfriends,
but now such an embarrassment.
You see, to whom am I like?
C'mon, you say - ill.
No, dear, this number does not
pass.
They know perfectly well that I am in Moscow.
And not to meet with them -
is a deadly insult.
Come on!
- How?
Everything.
They are you, among other things,
on his knees still shook.
In general, if you want
that I helped you,
you go and meet
Lyudmila Antonovna
and Natalya Petrovna.
More free, dads, well, in civilian
so.
Well, this show.
- Well, that's right.
Well?
Well, let's once more.
Tired! All, let's synchronize our watches.
Dad, you relax.
Well, late for 1 0 minutes
what happened?
I have something, maybe late, but
you should be on trial in 11.00.
As the bayonet!
Andrew, it's like with your corporate
paintball. Remember?
As you all 4 times hit.
Marina, if I'm not coming back ...
Ouch.
Marina!
Immediately take away my head
with the chest of this man.
My name is Andrew!
It essentially does not change!
Well, Andrew.
That's the second day.
I can not get out!
Love. Carrots.
And now, on numerous
requests from listeners
in our air sounds
song from the movie
"Irony of Fate,
or Enjoy Your Bath".
Labyrinth!
I just try.
White handkerchiefs, scarves white
white handkerchiefs, the eyes - sad!
Go, go!
Hello, friend!
- Hello, ow.
Hello, girls!
Well, feast your eyes.
What happened?
Yes Courchevel this,
whether he is cursed.
You know, with whom she flew?
- With whom?
Who is it?
- Well, you give!
Listen, we have
for role-playing games?
What are you doing to yourself pulled?
Quite what is crazy?
Well, where our
famous mother?
Famous?
- Yes, yes.
This story, as she wrote
love letters Kobzon -
just mortality.
- I?
But I still love the story here is that,
of felt slippers.
And I - of salted soup.
You know what, girls,
I, too, you never liked.
How it all started something.
- Marish!
But I did not think
that you mom so affected.
Hey, maybe treat her shopping.
And then drink.
That always helps.
- Yeah.
Where are these old pensioner?
Young man! What time is it?
Paul first, Grandma.
And then Sasha, do you imagine ...
- I'm Grandma?
You Grandma!
Come here.
Just do not get enough sleep, no makeup!
Patient some.
- Damn.
Poor Andrew! How is he?
Come on! Take it.
Hooray!
Troopers! No one but us!
Hooray!
Stand!
Eyes on the middle!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
- Ahoy, Comrade Colonel!
Eagles.
Where are you lost?
Why the link did not come out?
Busy. I am here 20 foreheads
in the neck breathe.
Listen to me. Entered the building?
- Entered.
What do you see?
- The orderly on the bedside table.
My actions?
- Go on.
I wish you health.
Now from the entrance, on the right.
Andrei, closed!
I told you - right!
Left!
Around!
What is wrong with him?
Hopefully, delirium tremors.
Andrei, I...
unforeseen circumstances.
A woman looks
at me like that and smiles.
You, too, her smile.
- Yes!
Hello, Andrey.
Oh, I do seem to
lipstick smeared on you.
She kissed me.
- In our circles, so it is accepted.
You kiss her too.
Andrey, I've been waiting
for this for so many years!
Get thee hence!
Hi, Andrey!
Good day! Come on.
Wow, they both accepted.
Here Andrey today,
He behaved very strangely.
He talks
on the phone, and then ...
Oops!
Andrew, are you my dear!
As you were kissing. No!
Oh, you like! Even for
the sake of her son! Attention!
Set aside hazing!
You're a man!
Andrey,
I am so grateful for your
trouble with the divorce.
Here are all the documents.
Oleg L. said,
that there were only approve.
Stay there.
Thus, reported to me that here?
Here the solution
Bauman court for a divorce.
Stay away! Distance!
According to which all property
goes to her husband.
There.
And most importantly - the spouse
and children have no claims.
Oh, you son of a bitch!
Oh Bandit muzzle. Own children,
has decided to take that as well?
Since you said that there are
no problems. - Who? I?
Yes.
I. .. Set aside "me".
The same native blood!
This is ... Yes,
I'll show you a tribunal!
Andrey,
we have already paid for a buffet table.
Comrades! But what is
you have here is going on?
Kisses, lifts, buffet.
Children's home ...
Do not allow it! So!
I'll teach you to love the Motherland.
Come out to build!
Flying birds
In the autumn gave the blue.
They fly to warm countries,
And I stay with you.
Yes, relax you, guys!
Attention!
Can I go?
I is not even working.
- The mouth is closed.
Attention, conversations in the ranks!
And now about the form.
Form - a reflection
the inner world of the soldier.
Were! Employee.
Therefore, it must be clean,
neat and functional.
Here you will form a continuous violation.
What's this? Tie
or a target for a sniper?
Replace! Who are you?
I? Courier.
Service delivery of furniture.
Store "discount." There.
As you were advertising to
get up in the system. Attention!
Eyes on the chest
fourth person.
Were!
Everywhere!
Continuous provocation.
Everywhere!
Women!
Mothers!
These chest, legs, these spins
you are to nurture children.
And you dress like the beach.
Need to dress for the weather.
At ease.
What is it with him today?
Hopefully, delirium tremens.
I beg you, Comrade Colonel.
I wish you health, Comrade Colonel.
This - the headquarters?
- Yes, Comrade Colonel.
Test in a flight of
parachutes
We plan to conduct
in this square.
Blues are already preparing the aircraft.
Reds will work out a scenario
"A barrage of enemy
at the point of landing. "
Importantly, to armor-piercing
part is not dissapointed.
Major.
Here, or here.
Yes, even here.
Hello, colleagues!
Oh! Good work, Major!
A proactive working.
And was promoted to lieutenant.
Comrade General! "
Parachutes ready for testing.
- Okay.
Sorry, Comrade General
I only look in just a sip.
Oh, blue.
Oh, what did I love you
so here is a sense of humor.
Meet friends!
Colonel Golubev - my friend.
Legend landing.
- Yes, I am.
Well, keep it?
Frankly, with great difficulty.
Not far-fetched to us?
Where - to you?
In Moscow, the headquarters.
- Oh, no.
I am a soldier, a tank,
with songs and rhymes.
Respect.
Respect for the fact
what you his present
not traded on the ranks and insignia.
Well done. Well, ready?
Ready.
- Come on.
Headphones.
Allow me, Comrade Colonel? "
Tea!
Proceed.
So. Wait a minute, are you ohreneli,
what?
Colleagues, for what?
Fine.
That is our task was to secure
saboteur-jumper
abandoned to the enemy
territory.
A time when our soldiers
soaked already in the air over.
Broneparashyuty work
it is our common achievement.
Congratulations!
The plane is ready, Comrade General.
- I do not understand.
Headphones, Comrade General!
The plane is ready, Comrade General.
What are you yelling? I do that - deaf?
- Excuse me!
We proceed to test
parachute part.
Colonel Golubev in the plane.
- No.
Why have we gone
from the wonderful store?
Was stunned that there really?
Last year's collection.
In the same 70% discount.
I implore you to argue, as
your mom.
What do you mean mom?
You've got tasty?
- Uh-huh.
Give try.
And maybe we go to the movies?
I've seen here is the repertoire.
I even remember the name.
"Saw 4", it seems.
Girls, let's not extreme.
We have our house the second day
is a horror film!
Well, you something to complain about.
- Daughter of you cares.
By the way, as there Marinochka?
Powered probably very hard?
Well, you turned around, Marisha!
And your lawyer
Toad is not crush?
I spit on this man.
The second youth did not happen.
And I have happened!
Younger, prettier,
Well, at least now married.
By the way, Pete about you
all the time recalls.
Yes.
Pete? Which Peter?
Your Peter.
- My Peter?
Sclerosis.
- Well, yes.
Old age is not a joy.
What is it? Lizok.
Did you say something strange today.
You in the hospital a podlechil?
Or given pills
and sent home?
As in the hospital?
It is that the hospital was?
Liza, you do not get upset.
We have a surprise for you.
Peter.
- Peter.
Luda, how nice it all came together.
And Liza here.
And Peter is not a drip.
- Yadrena Matrona.
Well, Mom. More and Peter.
Lisa, you feel bad?
- Where are you?
I feel bad! I was very bad.
Wait, where are you?
- What is it?
Liza.
- I am now.
Wait.
- Where are you?
I remembered
forgot to turn off the iron.
Lisa, where are you?
- And gas is not blocked.
Where are you?
- And the key in the door left.
Maroussia, come quickly.
Finch-billed murrelet, where you were.
On the Fontanka drank.
Drank a glass, drank two.
Spun in his head.
Look how I can do.
Cool.
Look. I, too, so I can not.
Finch-billed murrelet, finch-billed
murrelet, are you kidding us.
Finch-billed murrelet, finch-billed murrelet,
We do not believe in your story.
You have something to complain about.
Daughter take care of you.
Son-in dust blows away.
Finch-fawn, fawn-finch
are you kidding us.
And the grandchildren what a good job.
In the mornings, my grandmother
breakfast food.
You're very telling.
Did you forget?
Grandma, what's the matter?
- Why are you crying?
Yes, rain.
- Rain?
Autumn.
Yadrena Matrona.
I jumped
with a parachute.
You?
You're afraid of heights.
The fifth time poprivyk.
Vodka be?
And how!
Mom, I'm losing my mind, where are you?
Oh, dear.
What have you bought!
And who are you've already seen this?
Where do you do for so long has been?
You know what time it is?
Oh, dear.
Do not you dare chastise me.
If you remember, you're not a mother.
A daughter!
And you take off this horror from my body.
Damn maze.
Little is yellow, it is generally
not my size.
I see you had a good time.
And I'm fed up with yours girlfriends like that.
Well, where are my girlfriend to yours.
I learned so much about yourself.
And this man knows
that mankind has
25,000 years, as has invented a knife!
Mom. His name is Andrew.
It essentially does not change.
Mom!
Andrew. Well go here.
Take off your pants.
What is it, Dad?
You go to the office work,
or kids around the world start?
- Pope.
You do not slap an elderly person.
Yes, even as yadrena Matrona.
We have a very difficult day tomorrow.
And again we are not in themselves.
Let's sleep.
Martinet.
- Mymra museum.
Andrew, Will you come tomorrow,
report back to me in a sober,
as tested.
And that, son.
Save me.
Hey, Dad, what's wrong with your leg?
The second day I wake,
can not occur.
It's you, my son, with his foot.
War wounds.
A couple of years poprivyknesh.
And I have all adjusted.
You see - from the morning works.
Works - see.
Just do not try
to use it. Okay?
Stop. Set aside freshen the nip!
My body did not accept!
Lean on condensed milk.
And a delicious and healthy.
I do not want tasty and healthy.
I want to harmful and bitter.
I beg you, Eduard,
let's concentrate on the presentation
without your knowledge in the art.
Marina Golubeva -
world-class expert.
Shut up, Michael,
by Faberge get.
Importantly, no initiative.
Came poulybalis,
signed, champagne and home
home.
Again, champagne, right?
Here's what you do for a living!
Mother - a drunkard, children
- orphans.
Hence, let us agree, eh?
Doing only what
that said Oleg L..
Is that clear?
I do not understand
well as possible
People send
Domain nowhere.
Adventurers.
- Mom!
It is about prestige.
And a very big money.
How much home sell?
Speculators.
There.
If you do not hear that said
intellectuals,
At least listen to the voice of the plebs.
What are you so crawl?
Well, too late now!
So, do not teach my father
vehicle to drive.
1940 saw the sign? Everything.
Arrived.
First Lieutenant Petrov.
- Hello.
To steal?
Dad. Dad!
Hence, the case.
Colonel Airborne
Troops Golubev not stealing.
And according to the rules
should be your destination.
Attention! Starlite.
According to the rules
road, Daddy,
our car is now fine-parked!
And right away.
Thank you, Dad.
What to Golubev not get called?
Not yet thwart the event of planetary
scale, will not rest.
No, no, no.
I beg a moment of attention.
Dear guests,
We are gathered here,
To send this product
Art on a long journey
the museums of the world.
We can no longer delay
our esteemed colleagues.
And begin the sake of what,
actually we have gathered.
Hello!
- Hello!
We pass into the hands of our
great partners
This unique exhibit.
And now a brief historical
Help on the headset.
Come on!
Faberge eggs - the famous series
Jewelry
firm of Carl Faberge.
Series was created for
Russian imperial family
and private buyers.
The hole for the key.
Hence, I was right - it is
indeed, something to do.
Again late. You do me
bring to a heart attack.
I get it.
On an egg "Melody" is the Bore,
but I have the key.
Do you understand?
No, not really.
This is the key to the mystery
Faberge and Tchaikovsky.
Yes I'm telling you?
I'll show you the best.
Let's go to your room.
Just you and me.
So, Marinochka maybe
later.
I can not wait any longer.
Marina, stop.
Finch, I'll explain everything.
- What I'll finch?
In every marriage there are
difficult periods,
but for God's sake, do not implicate
me.
I?
- I have pressure.
I worry about the doctor has forbidden.
- Ban.
Ah, well. Sorry, sorry.
Stay.
Comrades, minute attention.
The fact that the expert
Marina Golubeva ...
Yes, wait.
That is, I
In assessing this headset
not considered important detail.
Thus, the expert
Marina Golubeva, that is me.
I believe that this headset ...
- Mama, your senses!
Need to send
for further study
expert Marina Golubeva.
That is me.
I love you, you son of a bitch, no one
major transaction is no longer podpuschu.
Protection!
- Let go, I tell you!
It is released!
- Enough of my wife!
Andrew!
Do not shoot, ladies and gentlemen!
- Release.
I beg of you!
- Empty.
1, 2 ...
- What a man!
As a soldier, in the end.
Give me my eggs!
What are you doing? Lord!
Hold me.
This is not your balls!
This egg
our motherland!
That's it.
That's so - lay eggs in the storerooms
and mMore polezhat. And if any ...
What are you doing?
- Yes.
Foreign guests
want to see
then let them come and watch.
But we here in Moscow.
That's it.
The exhibition is canceled yadrena ...
- Marya.
Yes.
- Yes.
Stop shooting.
Remove the camera!
No need to take pictures.
What are you talking about? Yes, you know,
Andrew, what we lose our grandmothers.
I'll teach you to live according to
conscience. Yaytsaprodavets.
What? Come give it!
Bear!
Grab the exhibits!
- You have no right!
And run!
- Ah, werewolves, eh!
I will bring you to clean water!
Nobody move!
Hence the old man's allergies
to penicillin and extrasystoles.
And so he - he flint! He never
no matter what is not complaining.
Dad, this is the end.
Career ruined.
Life has passed by.
- Marina.
Marinochka, please
my dear, remember.
The pressure affects the kidneys,
Diabetes affects the kidneys.
Tell me honestly.
- What?
What else do you sore?
Sonny!
Hold on, son.
The problem is resolved.
With all of ourselves to deal.
Marina.
- Mom!
Do you hear? They
all want to understand.
Andrew!
- Let me out of here immediately!
Immediately!
Terrible when children are sick.
And where are the eggs for?
In a safe place.
And what this safe?
What is this place?
For the third day went.
They do not even eat.
Miss!
Perverts.
What did he hit me on the head?
Fist, Eduard.
Can not be!
- Maybe, maybe, let's go.
And to say that he a lawyer.
Wait.
Hata marred, plans change.
All is lost.
Proceed to plan "B".
How nice that you have
had a plan B.
Barely legs taken away.
- Edward E.,
I need you
a very serious talk.
What can I say? Sell egg
divide the money as agreed.
And run away.
No, do not run away.
The fact is that what I have
something is not said to have forgotten.
Rent, Michael, you're
something something back.
Well, you're not nervous. In general,
eggs is not the most important thing.
In this case, better
not say. Why?
Casket.
What? What?
I phoned the hospital.
The condition of children is stable.
Office hours from 3 to 5.
Incidentally, these kids just do not
profukannyh national wealth.
And we are the parents to
to correct the mistakes of their children.
Are you saying this box -
more than all the eggs together.
It is priceless.
I must admit that
because of your inadequate,
but the timely intervention
you managed to break plans
opponent. Y Vaja.
And I also liked how you
so. Bale.
I would be without you, nothing happened.
Just you and I were in the right
place at the right time.
No, Andrew, he is not a bad guy.
Just disorganized.
Well, Marina is also too
frivolous.
Wow.
These eggs are underestimated.
And what are you clinging to it,
yadrena Matrona.
And it's not your mind thing, a martinet.
You're a mistake of nature.
Come out with it.
Before you all say
you must promise me ...
I'll do anything it should not.
That you owe me enough.
Ah, so then I'll
do not say anything!
Do not you think?
It is not by statute.
Should be returned eksponant.
This is my discovery. It is the
culmination my museum career.
I will bring Tchaikovsky.
You can not stop me.
I gave the word son, and I will keep it.
This means that you will not tell.
And what do you say to me?
- What are you going to do?
I'll tell you, I'll tell everything.
Of course, you say.
Care. The same electricity.
Come on, Michael, out with it.
Oh ...
- You.
In Perth wench.
Let. And it is my stubbornness
helped me gather
from more than three thousand pieces
ancient vase
Chinese Ming Dynasty.
I suppose, myself and koknula. Okay.
Act. Only fast.
Hurt-how.
Museum employee.
Do not!
- An interesting story you told.
What else?
To Faberge kept
this score as the apple of your eye.
Score ...
But you know who
Faberge was your?
Of course, I know. Great
painter, goldsmith, actor.
Artist. Genius!
Well, what idiot would think ...
Search box with diamonds
also invaluable score.
Us.
Lips shalt. Proceed to plan "B".
We get a casket.
- Yes.
Sheet music pounding those suckers.
Divide everything piecemeal.
Yes.
- I 99%, you - 1.
Yes. None.
- Yes!
How much do you want?
At least 2.
Misha 2%%.
Somewhere I've heard.
Hold the lantern, go away!
The most important thing now
prischuchit Golubev.
First, we find the hospital,
where are their parents.
Girl, what are you doing
tonight?
So sick, drank a laxative?
Softly-softly.
And tonight
I'm doing great enema.
Andrew, what do you dear
Nurse.
Our medicine is in danger
until they get rid of the nurses
which do not allow passage
of the men in single rooms.
Well, let's take a look?
Good afternoon, colleagues.
Does not let her pass.
- Oh yeah what about you?
What do you want to do?
You "Doctor Dolittle" read?
- Yes.
So, Dr. Ajbolit - that's me.
Yes.
- Yes.
Burn.
Marina.
- Huh?
Hence it must be chosen.
And the faster it will do -
the better.
I do not want
to put these intern
Experiments with the body of my dad.
This - humiliating!
- Andrew!
Improve health - the only
what we can do now
for our parents.
Discover.
- Now.
Only for you, Dad.
Who?
Well, you said - in the evening.
Good evening.
Well, you crumple it
as a favorite footcloths.
And what do you want?
Threaten her pistol?
This is a work of art.
It requires delicate handling.
The well was on an egg "Melody".
Socks.
40 seconds.
I have a hypothesis -
to open the box -
melody must be placed
this stand.
Here, some mechanism.
- Since everything.
Suffer the little specialist
Elizabeth N..
Barbarian!
Above it worked the best minds
Golden Age of Russian culture.
The best minds? A through-hole
For key no.
Hello.
Golubeva, we have
business proposal.
Two lovely old men in pajamas
in exchange for a box with Faberge
prichindalami.
Give the box
and no one gets hurt.
Our children are kidnapped.
They are demanding the return box.
Do not panic.
Hello. You!
- Hello.
Dictate address. Yadrena Matrona.
Private flying club, "Swift" on Razanak.
The fifth hangar.
Come one and no nonsense, a lawyer.
We will take revenge ...
We need to do everything they
requested.
Yes.
I will go alone.
- I will not let.
There's my daughter too.
We should go together.
And why do men love
everything is hard and ugly?
Because it is not nice and soft
delays bullets.
Yadrena Matrona.
It turns out that you are able to
quickly ride, Vladimir Andreevich.
In meyu, I am able, Elizabeth N..
Only the children a word about it!
I can not look at it!
You know that this masterpiece
came into top ten
ugliest monuments.
Already passed?
I'll go and meet the casket.
Did not take his eyes from them.
Listen, you that, indeed,
going to shoot them?
Hence the case. Listen to my command.
So.
- Out of the car did not come out.
Initiative does not deal with.
This is a matter for professionals.
Clear?
Belt.
Come on.
- Beware of her.
Clearly the case.
Good luck.
Yes, I'll let you in The Hague courts worn!
I've only one eye. Yes.
Hands up. Above.
Above. Even higher. Higher!
Oh, my heart stabbed.
Just do not egg.
I love when people do not come with
empty-handed.
Vladimir Andreevich, where are you?
So I knew it.
Well, nothing can be trusted.
What do you lay down some, huh?
Where are the children? Where are they to Delhi?
None. I will not let you anywhere.
Hear, will not let you go.
Do not touch anything. Idiot!
Jump to side.
Jump! In the side!
I can not get up.
- Why?
Me something interferes.
Why are you here have got?
You said yourself - to jump.
So I said "aside."
- I jumped!
Go out and remove them from the wing.
None.
Vladimir Andreevich!
Here we are, and you have found.
Week can not shave.
- What? What?
Box.
Box.
"Melody is here!
Now we should have.
Be careful.
See.
Here it is - a surprise for all
the world community.
Marina, look.
Gift for Siskin.
Notes.
And you still gave him a gun,
huh?
Stand.
Warn will not - note.
- Mom.
In the corner.
Here it is - the mystery of Faberge.
Well, pigeons, eggs, we have you
away.
Now check - whether you are able
fly.
And who is behind the wheel, eh?
Door is jammed.
Open the door.
At the helm, Michael,
other pilots - the autopilot.
In this model, no autopilot.
Goodbye, Mike!
And only one parachute.
Just one!
Edward! Score!
Eduard, wait
me, I want you!
Eduard!
Wait for me.
I want you. Since you want.
What are you bothering me?
I will not leave.
- Idiot.
Do not push me.
- Eduard, save me.
Thank God, Eduard!
Thank God.
Calm companions. Soon the
plane will enter a phase of the peak.
Let us die,
but we will die for the sake of art.
Quietly.
We fall.
- Set aside a panic.
Parachute shoot.
Well, that, Andrei?
Stand parachute two?
Stand it, Dad. Sam checked.
Well, Mom, look out!
- Good for you. Well, Golubeva?
Flew.
- Come on.
Flying birds.
In the autumn gave the blue.
Listen and remember
citizens convicted.
From our facility
it is impossible to escape.
It was only Basil.
And it is because Vasya
was the home rat.
I do not see anything. Where are my glasses?
Why are my glasses on you
Eduard?
Why do you - is it me?
And why do I - it's you, Misha?
And what is the barbed wire?
What are you making eyes at me build it?
You've been out of the ground we'll get.
- Do not push, Misha.
And if necessary - and with that light.
Panic! Panic!
Nobody move!
So what? Sat?
It seems a long time.
Be a man, Bear.
Care.
- Ruined my body
strangle by your own hands.
Africa does not need me! Cheers.
The first walked.
- The second go!
No! I'm afraid!
- Only in the ear is orite.
Well, in the good requested -
in the ear can not yell!
Te.
Marina! Marina, I feel something.
Such a beautiful, native feeling.
Rather, touched me on the head.
Andrew! You're bald again!
Us. This, again, we are!
We're flying!
Let's fly!
I'm flying.
We are flying.
We are flying.
- We are flying.
Hooray!
- Hurray!
Do not look at me.
I am not in my hair.
And pajamas, this is not me.
I'll tell you straight out.
You are beautiful.
Don Juan.
- Is there a bit.
Friends. Grouping
around the bride to the groom.
All smile.
Are you purposely me a third time
spill?
Yes, for good luck.
- So shoot.
Village.
- Also I Princess Mary.
Yadrena Matrona.
- What?
Mom.
- Pope. I asked.
Parents, well, get up close ...
- I'm flying!
Guests are grouped around.
Please.
Smile. This is the wedding. Friends.
So, well done. Shoot.
Excuse me, who ordered the paratroopers?
Andrew, thank God, everything ended.
- Marina, Marina.
We are back we are.
And where are the parents?
Damn.
Dad.
Dad.
- Andryukha.
Where's Mom?
Let me out.
- And where is she? Was there.
Let me out.
- That's it.
Marina!
- Mom!
My daughter!
- Mama!
You are my pigeons.
This again is us.
- Yes. Hooray!
What is it?
- So.
What's this?
- Cheers. Oh, wait.
Yadrena Matrona. Pyotr Ilyich.
- Tchaikovsky.
Mom, you still find him.
Today ends the days of Tchaikovsky
last concert.
Andryukha! Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh, do not.
What you easy,
Elizabeth N..
So comrades. Do not worry.
Everything is fine.
What? Hold on, woman.
Forgive us.
This is for the sake of art.
Woman. What are you doing?
Hooligan! Stop immediately.
Stop!
Wait a minute!
Sorry. Who is here with us
owns the tool?
Leave me alone.
Release!
- Come quickly.
You nasty pig.
Take place.
Come on, come on, come on.
We apologize
for the sudden invasion.
But now, now you
hear such
What you've never heard.
Comrades, this is
the only unknown
until now.
Oh, I can not, I'm so excited,
this is a great moment.
Work of the great
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
Cheers.
Well.
Finch-billed murrelet, where have you been?
On the Fontanka drank.
So this is it composed?
Tchaikovsky?
But the descendants will be grateful to us.
Yes.
For everything!
Hooray!