Little Funny Guy (1973) - full transcript

- Mom, where does this ship sail?
- To America.

Where is America?

Can I see it from here?

- No, she's far away.
- How far?

More than anything else.

Where's Dad? I do not see him.

- Where is he?
- Up there.

Waving a white handkerchief. Look!

LITTLE FUNNY GUY
aka EMIGRANT

And where are you?

And when you want me to come?



Yes! Yes! Yes!

- Oh, my God!
- Mom!

- I dreamed I was talking to my dad.
- I'll kill him!

However, it was him!
He is in America.

He was lucky.

Mom, how beautiful is America!

God, what a place!

My father begged me.

Peppino, he said,
come to America, to visit your father.

Excellent. And so you woke up everybody?

Watch all your dreams and let me sleep.

You're out of your mind!
Come on, go to sleep.

But, Mom!

I saw him.



What a handsome man my Dad is.
What a handsome man!

- Rasunda!
- What?

To much, is to much?
Every night the same thing.

What are you afraid of?

You see...
There is nothing in my hands.

Do you want me to take a cleaver?
And hurt you?

And make you bleed?

Something like this... will not hurt at all.

- So strong!
- Is that all?

Come back on Friday.

- What about the money?
- How much do I owe you?

8 cows - 67 liras.

50. One was just a small calf.

Tell me, what are you going
to do with that money?

Want to know?

I'll go to America, to find my dad.

Forget about your father.
Better follow your mother.

She doesn't let her mattress
to overgrown with moss.

America is big.
It is easy to get lost.

Next.

That is. The entire amount.

- New York City?
- Of course.

- So, can I go?
- Wait a minute. Where are you hurrying?

First, you need to get
another stamp on the ticket.

- Yes? And where I can get it?
- Next desk on the right.

What?

- What is your name?
- Peppino Cavallo.

Do you have permission
to leave the country?

No. Why?

Have you already completed
military service?

They never call me. I am the only son.

- Did you read it?
- No.

Starting this year, the only sons
are also enrolled for military service.

Have some pity on me. Pretend once
that you can't see on the other eye, either.

No!

Please, put the stamp.
Otherwise I'll never go to America!

I need to go to America!

Next time be born as a woman.

Please, put the stamp.

No, I will not put the stamp.

But I paid for a ticket!

I said no!

I will send you to jail ...

... for the assault. To jail!

I'll kill you for what you said to me
"to be born as a woman"!

Let go!
I'll show you!

So, what you say?
In my opinion excellent.

But if someone goes after you?

Just let them try!

I worry about you.

Damn pin ... I pricked.

What do you want?
Those are my pads for the needles.

I already knew.

Listen Peppino ... If you'll find you father ...
If you'll find him!

Well, yes.
I know where he is.

He's in New York
He sent a postcard.

Well.
20 years ago.

I want you to pass something from me.

- Good?
- Of course, Mom.

I wanted to be faithfull.
But the winter was so cold.

And I was so alone at night ...

The bed was so cold.
And the sheets were just ice-cold.

Peppino! Peppi! Peppi...

If you find your dad,
do not tell him that ...

...after he left ...
I gave birth to six more children.

Of course, I will not say anything.

Otherwise he would think poorly about you.

Promise me that you
will take care of my grandfather!

Of course, do not worry.

And make sure he takes
the medicine before bedtime.

Do not worry. I'll call you
as soon as I earn $1,000.

- You are more important to me than money.
- Everything will be fine, do not worry.

Blessed Mary, take care of us.

I'll write. Just do not forget to answer.

He is still so small.
Make sure he will not forget you.

- Dad will be back soon.
- Do not catch any bad disease.

Once I'll find a competent person
I'll write you a letter.

I look at you all the time
and can not have enough.

Angiono Casimiro?

Campus Salvatore?

Casagrante Luigi?

Cavallo Giuseppina?

Men here. Women use the another bridge.

Cavallo Giuseppina?

Giuseppina Cavallo?

Giuseppina Cavallo?

Go on.

This way.

Oprico Chinara?

Are you deaf? I said woman this way.

Giano Benabella?

Chentoro Roberto?

Move on.

Do not stand here.
Come inside.

Do not stand in the aisle.

/ Cry baby /

Senora, I'm sorry.
Could you hold a baby for a moment?

Thank you.

Calm down.
Mom will feed you now.

Come to me. Eat, eat ...

Mom has hard time with you.
Mom has five of you.

Mom has a chest pain already.

And you lady, how many children you have?
You feed them yourself?

- I'm still not married.
- That's why you look so well.

Hey!

- You're a man or a woman?
- I'm ... I'm a woman.

Then why you have such a hairy legs?

In my family everybody is very hairy.

Then explain why
you're peeing standing up?

It's a family tradition.

Even my grandmother peed standing up.

Here's how!

- And what is that?
- Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!!!

Hold him!

Hold him!

Rosie? What are you doing here?
Why you are not going to your cabin?

Why?

Here is so damp. You need to protect his voice.

Don Nikolone has a big plans
for you in New York.

You begin to bore me.

Are you my shadow?
Telling me where to go ...

...what to dress and what should I do?

I just want to be alone.

I understand.

You are in such a romantic mood tonight...

What are you up??
Watch out...

Or I tell Don about it.

Go to bad.
Leave me alone.

No. You won't tell anyone.

And Don Nikolone will not live forever.

One day you really regret it.

Yes. One day, one day ...
But so far he is still alive.

And who are you?
You just faithful dog.

Go, Ralph.

Good night.

Hey, you! At the top. Come down.

Come on, get down.

- Ah! Uh ...
- Oh! Oh! But! But!

You are you clumsy!

What were you doing up there?

And anyway, who are you?

- Without a ticket?
- Yes ...

You emigrant.

Come with me.

This is my cabin. No one will find you here.
You have nothing to fear.

Come.

What are you waiting for?
You have nothing to fear.

I just need a maid.

Aaa?

I'm sorry. I had assistant in mind.

You want to get to America?

Who do you have there?
The boyfriend?

You'll see, you'll find him there.
For sure.

Imagine that. A few days ago,
my friend from Salerno got married ...

... a guy from New York.
And she was less pretty than you.

I hope you not offended?

You're not ugly. You are unique.
You could be liked.

Of course, if you put some lipstick, mascara...

And you have to shave!

Yeah, okay. I'm kidding.

Americans have a special cream,
after which the hair disappear.

Well, what are you waiting for?
Come, help me.

Undo.

Well, move.

You know, sometimes to be beautiful is very hard...

Because men have only thing in their minds.

And I want them to be admire my talent.

My voice ...
And they like this ... and this ...

Do you talk?
Are you always so silent?

What is your name?

Aaa?

What is your name?

Peppino.

Peppino?

So you're a man?

Yes, a man!
And I like you so much! So much!

Well, you know, you're crazy!

You know what would happen
if Ralph would come in?

Come on, leave!

What?

What is it?

What's going on here?

He is a man, and wanted to
be my maid.

You're going to remember this journey forever.

A-ah! Ooh! Oh!
Well, that's enough!

Stop it!
He's hurt!

Stop it!

What have you done to him?
What is this misbehaving in my cabin?

Such a boor!

Take him away.

I know what it is!
Statue of Liberty.

Welcome in New York, Rosita.

- I'm Don Nikolone. Do you recognize me?
- Of course.

You're already quite mature.
I remember you just a little girl.

You'd like America.
And I help you to get rich.

Thank you.

- Did you have a good journey?
- Uh ... Could be better.

- Well, were they any troubles?
- All is fine.

- And my parcel?
- In perfect shape. Here it is.

- Don Tredo, welcome.
- Hello!

- Pleasant trip?
- Like shit.

Don Nikolona, I'm sorry.
Do you see that young man?

- That one, in handcuffs.
- Yes.

He is a poor emigrant.
He was arrested by mistake.

But I know that he did nothing bad.

Can not you help to release him?

I am pleased to do a favour to my goddaughter.
Go Ralph.

- I ask.
- Thank you.

Idiot! You gonna crush me.

But you are not new yorker?

- Northern Italy. Venice.
- I am also Italian. From Naples.

- Small world. My name is Tony.
- Peppino Cavallo.

I came to America to find my father.

Why were you arrested?
You've done something?

- Nothing.
- Then, why?

I dressed as a woman.
Did not want to go into the army.

Then we're brothers.
You are a political, like me.

I protest against army service.

Protest against wealth, against poverty.

Against nazism. Against the ...
In general, I protest against everything.

And that's why I got arrested all the time.

It's not allowed to protest in America?

If you have a bomb, then yes.

And I'm an explosive anarchist .

I am here only 3 years, and I've
been arrested 7 times.

Not bad!

- Thank you.
- Get out!

- What did he say?
- This means that you can get out.

- Get out!

- So far, Peppino.
- Bye!

Hey, mister! Where is your New York?
It is far from Italy?

Ahead, ahead.
Are you Italian?

Yes, I am an emigrant.

I am also an emigrant. Saved some
money and bought this car.

It's small. But I'm in the races and
I can win money for bigger.

Why do you want in New York?
Some business?

No, I want to find my father. His name is
Cavallo Soternino. Do you know him?

- Cavallo Soternino?
- Yes. Do you know him?

No. I only know a horse with that name.
Because of her I lost a lot of money.

And I don't know such a man.
And why should I?

DO YOU KNOW CAVALLO?

- Hey, you! Looking for Cavallo?
- Do you know where he is?

Yes, behind your back.

PIZZERIA CAVALLO

Ooo ... Mama Mio ...

My Dad is so handsome!

Exactly like in my dream.

- Excuse me, lady.
- Look at your feet.

Sorry.
Dad!

Dad!

And who are you?

Dad! You don't know me?

I am your son, Peppino.

Your legitimate son.

- Really?
- Son Rasundy.

I never seen you before. What do you want?

Dad, look at me.
We look like two peas in a pod.

You can't hear the call of blood?

What is that blood?
I see you first time in my life!

Oh, you bastard!
How many children do you have?

There are so many that you do not even
remember. You pig!

He's not my son ...

Bastard! Pig!

- Calm down.
- Dad, who is she?

Who is she?
This is my wife.

Okay, Dad. I understand.

You were far away, alone and
she tried to comfort you.

But my mother still
keeps you in her heart.

Yeah! Who are you? You're crazy!
What do you want?

Liar!

And why you interfering?
This is our business.

What's got into you?
Are you that jealous?

Jealous of me?

Wait a minute, and now tell me this.

- How old are you?
- 24.

That means I made a child when I was 8 years old.
Mom, did you hear that?

- Dad, how old are you?
- 32.

Yeah, no. Dad, you're much older.

Wanna bet?

And how did you get
so much gray hair?

What gray hair?
It's a flour. Look.

- Well, you are not Cavallo Soternino?
- No.

Michele Cavallo. And this is
my dear wife - Amelia Cavallo.

- The maiden name Ispozio.
- Okay, leave me alone.

Hey, what about you? Stop it.
Men do not cry.

While there is life, there is hope.

Do not cry. And then my
pizza will be salty.

And wet.

You'll find your dad.
You just have to believe it.

What to believe?

I walk for three days across New York
without money. Hungry.

It's a shame ...

Pizza with marinades.
Hurry, Peppino.

Here's yours with marinades.

Sorry, do you know
Soternino Cavallo?

Never heard of him.

I told you that
she could not believe it.

Pizza with anchovies and mozzarella,
Our signature dish. Very tasty.

Do you happen to know the person
named Soternino Cavallo?

Italian emigrant. He came to
New York 20 years ago.

No. I'm sorry.

Here's your margarita, very tasty.

No, I do not know.

Four pizzas, hot with the marinade.
Take them Peppino, they are ready.

Get out! Everybody out!

Everyone leaves.

Do you happen to know
Soternino Cavallo?

Mamma mia, Michele.

- Are you all right?
- Let's go back to Naples.

Peppino, you wounded?

Saint Januarius,
Save us.

- You're not hurt?
- What was that?

What happened?
Can you tell me?

They are called "Black Hand".

If you pay them, they protect you.
And if you do not, that's what happens.

- They destroyed everything.
- This is America.

I understand. I'm leaving.
I can't stay here any longer.

/ The magnificent season with Rosita Flores
Italian songs /

No, it is impossible.

- Why?
- Without tie is impossible.

Where can I find in the tie at this hour?

$1.00. Last one.

Without socks can not enter, either.

Don Nikolone is stuffy.
Open the roof.

- Bravo!
- Bravo!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Who are you?

- What happened?
- You do not recognize me?

- I come to you.
- What a joy!

Like... when the bird
drops its shit on you.

- So you know me?
- Of course, I recognize you.

Thank you, Rosita.
I'm glad to see you again.

Okay, enough.
You disrupt the performance.

But we'll meet later?

I hope Rosita!

- Wait a minute!
- Fuck off, you know where!

- Can I?
- Come on.

Sit down, kid.

And now tell me what do you
have against Don Nikolona?

Me? I do not even know who
Don Nikolona is.

- It's me.
- Ah!

You will suffocate if you drag a smoke.

It's the second time you get in my way.

You almost killed two of my people on the ship.
But that's the past.

But today you almost disrupted the show
in which I have invested a lot of money.

So tell me the truth.
Who are you working for?

I am unemployed.

I did not do it on purpose. Believe me.

Then why did you came to America?

I want to find my father.
His name is Soternino Cavallo.

He should be here in New York City.
Do you know him?

I think America is not for you.

I do not understand why you
give me the money?

That you could buy a return ticket.

You're nice kid, I'll give you advice.

Go back to Italy.
You have nothing to do in America.

Here you have criminals,
poverty and despair.

Only in New York lives more than 4 million people.

And you hope to find your father?

You can spend here all your life
and find no one.

No! No!
I'll find my father.

I told you, he is
stubborn like a donkey.

Shut up, Ralph.
I didn't give you permission to speak!

I'll tell you when I need your opinion.

All right, kid.
Keep the money.

Bring them back when you get rich.

People stubborn like you often make a fortune.

What are you...? What dangers?
Do you know what people are saying?

That Don Nikolona is like a father.
He gave me a lots of dollars.

What do you think?
Why did he give it to you?

Because he liked me.

Is that so?

I do not want to interfere
with your business, but...

In your place ... I would
immediately returned money to him.

- Why is this?
- Peppy ...

You are so naive.
You're covered in dust.

All right.
That's all I'm going to explain to you.

- But you trust me?
- Yes.

Then go and return the money.

Well, if you insist.

But if I offend him?
What do I do?

You know, how much money
I have in my pocket?

Not a cent. Nothing at all.

I can lend you some for now.

No. Never.

Peppino, do not worry.
You're young, strong, kind.

And America is big.
Here is work for everybody.

- How many people do they need?
- Ten.

Hey, Peppino!

What are you doing here, you idiot?

Want to sell yourself for $2.00
and a piece of bread?

Hey! There are 16 people required
for the sixteenth dock.

They pay $5.00 a day.
Come on, let's go!

- Come on!
- It's that true?

Come on, run, run.

- Wait a minute!
- You what? Run!

- Wait a minute! Stop it!
- They outrun us!

Stop! The sixteenth dock does not exist.

- How do you know?
- Use your brain, man.

I made it up to get rid off the competition.

- Well done! Excellent idea!
- Let's go back.

- Open the door!
- Open the door!

Open!
We need a job!

- Open the door!
- Let us in!

- We need a job!
- There're only two of us.

- Open the door!
- Open the door!

- Open the door!
- Open the door!

Hey, stop. Wait a minute.
Stop! Stop!

Yeah, you! Wake up!
Come with us.

We have fun!
Come on, wake up!

Wake up! Get up!

What?

Let me sleep!

- Italian! What is your name?
- My name is Peppino.

And mine is Pamela. Get up!
Come with us.

Well, come on! Come on! Hurry.
Come with us!

Aren't you ashamed to sleep when
love drives by?

No.

Come on!
We go for a swim in the pool.

I'll get naked.
Come on.

- Well, Peppino!
- No.

What's wrong, Peppino.
Don't you see that I like you.

You do not want love?
It is so wonderful.

No. I want to sleep.
Let me sleep.

Oh, no! No!

- Peppino!
- Get out.

Come on, Peppino!
Come with us!

Come on, come on!
Hurry up!

Catch us! Catch us!

Tell me America - are there more
idiots like those?

/ GREAT SUCCESS.
THE BIGGEST HIT/

The latest news!

The latest news! Explosion of machine.
The man became a living torch!

Buy a newspaper with all the
latest news!

The latest news!

Damn! I'm burning!

/ YOUNG PERSON NEEDED/

Poor Harold.
He looks like alive.

Make the dead - alive
is our specialty.

When his wife will bury him, he will be
as beautiful as on his wedding day.

So he will be smiling.
Do you like it?

- Here's your check. I'll be back later.
- Thank you.

- Good-bye.
- At your service.

- Is there anyone?
- Enter.

Good afternoon. I saw an ad about work.
I'm looking for a job.

- Ah! Are you Italian?
- Yes.

All right. You can
start right now.

- But first I need to see it.
- Yes.

Come on.

Can you do a nice smooth hair parting?

- But stylish.
- Where? At the head?

- Of course, on the head.
- Okay, okay.

- I then com back and check it out.
- Yes.

Good afternoon. If you do not mind
I hang my hat here.

Excuse me, sir. Where do you
want to make a parting?

On the left side or on the right?

Or this time, we'll do it in the middle.

Ah? No?

Yes? Very good.
In the middle then,

I'll make a beautiful hair parting .

"A la Rudolph Valentino."
We are from the same village.

Head back. That's ... You have
cold ears. You cold?

Yes, today is a nice day, but cold.

I will tell you the joke...

...what tell all barbers in Naples.

In general, all the good jokes
are known only to us - barbers.

And so... A married
couple fought all the time.

One day, pissed off wife
tells her husband...

... "Men like you have kids
who look like the neighbor. "

And he told her - "but neighbor's kids
look like me ."

Head straight.
You do not laugh?

But we, barbers tell only
very funny jokes.

You must be not in the mood to laugh?

Then we can just talk.

Barber is like the confessor.

Hmmm ... This job is not for him.

Order whatever you want.
I'm paying.

- What, money multiplied?
- Yeah, a few dollars.

- You found a job?
- No, started a small business.

Had the opportunity to sell something of my own.

Here in America you can sell everything.

What did you sell?

- My God! You sold your teeth?
- Yes.

- Whom have you sold them?
- Dentist, of course.

Mamma Mia.

And how are you going to live now?

When I'll get rich, would go to this
the dentist and put a new ones.

Your order, sir?

Broth with crushed potatoes.

Then the spinach with potatoes
puree... and the sweet cream.

And... tea.

Peppino?

Your name is
Peppino Cavallo?

Yes, that's me.

Are you the guy who
is looking for his father?

Soternino Cavallo, married to Rasunda?

Yes. Do you know him?

Do I know him?
It is me!

- Son, give me a hug.
- Dad!

- Dad!
- Sonny, finally!

Who do you look like, Dad!
Poor Dad.

I've been looking for you for a long time.
And then you found me.

What a joy!

I'm so happy, Dad.

Tell me, son. Are you working?
Yeah?

- No, Dad.
- No?

But I'll find a job.

But you brought some money from Italy?

Not even one lira.

Lira ...

Any dollars?

- No, Dad.
- No??

No ...

And you want me to be your father?

But you said, you're my father!

Me? Your father?

Go to hell.
Found one...

But your name is Soternino Cavallo!

What Soternino!
My name is Emanuel Oputtse.

My father graduated from university.
Mother was a doctor.

Do you think they would have
a moron for a grandson?

You better go back
to your stinking Italy.

You are not my son! Could you believe it!
My son! ...

Dad! You are a cuckhold!

And you have lice!

Virgin Mary, do me favor ...

Help me not to stay in the debt.

I ask for so little.
Make me rich.

Oh! Peppino!
My Italian!

This time, you're mine!

Come to me!
Let's make love!

- Take off your clothes. Hurry up!
- No, no. What are you doing?

How interesting.
Well, where are you going?

- Well, come on!
- No, no! My time is over.

- Enough. Let me go!
- Wait a minute! Oh, wait!

I hate you!!

Come on . Jump in the pool, everybody.
The water is fine.

- $8.00 for 62 fall into the water.
- No, actually 63.

No, no - 62.
Once you fall down by the pool.

Well, okay ...

See who's there...

Sorry for the trouble.
Can I see signorina Flores?

No, it's not possible.
She's going to leave in a moment.

No, no. Let him come in, Pearl.
This is my old friend.

Hello Rosita. I am very pleased
see you again.

I am also very
happy. Sit down.

I bought you a gift.

- For me?
- Yes.

Hopefully, you like it.

It is very beautiful.
Truly beautiful.

But how did you pay?
How much does it cost?

- $5.40.
- You found yourself a steady income?

Mostly liquid. And how is your job?
All the time success?

Huge. Signorina' s shows are
sold out every night.

I have a contract for another
two weeks in the theater.

Then, I'm going to Chicago.

If everything goes well, then
I'll go on tour to California.

And then straight to Hollywood.
I want to be in the movies.

If someone would introduce me
to Mack Sennet.

You just need to ask.

Don Nikolona will do anything
for you, signorina.

He always took care of me
after the death of my father.

- When your father died?
- Long ago. I was only 2 years old.

He was killed by a bullet from a gun.

- In the war in Libya?
- What war in Libya?

He died in the barbershop.
Here in America.

He emigrated together with Don Nikolona and they
were cranking out some shady businesses.

And when they began to shoot at Don Nikolona,
he covered him with his own body.

Poor thing ... And he died.

Since then, Don Nikolona takes care off me.
That's why he helps me.

You know how it's difficult
when the father is not around.

It's time for the stage, Rosita Florest!

- Your act.
- I'm going.

I'm sorry, Peppi.
I've got to go on the stage.

Excuse me, Rosita. Could I listen to
your singing? I'll be very happy.

Well, all right. But make sure
you are not seen.

Rosie! I need to tell you
something important.

What? Right now?
What is it?

From the first moment I saw you,
I'm in love with you.

Yes, okay.
Do not be silly.

Kid, I need to talk to you.

- Later.
- No, now. It is very important.

Well, so what?

Peppino Cavallo,
I want to give you advice.

Rosita Flores is the girl not for you.

- Why?
- Because you are nobody.

You have no business with her.

- And you do?
- You want to know everything?

- This girl is interested in me.
- Me too.

Listen, kid ...

If you need a woman, go to the port,
find a prostitute.

I'll even give you for that some money.

That's what I was expecting.

You play my game. But Ralph doesn'tt
stains his hands with dirty immigrants.

Sorry.

Peppi! Peppi!
Excuse me ... Excuse me ...

What these scumbags
have done to you?

You fully plastered.
You can't even see you.

Pippi, you become a mummy.

You can not talk
but you can hear.

Then listen.
I can't stand Ralph, either.

I hate him.

I like you.
I love you.

I'm in love with you ...

I also love you, my dear.

Oh, you liar! You stood
here and laughed at me!

- Why you were silent?
- Ah!

- Rosita!
- Go away! Do not come near me.

- Do not touch me.
- I love you too.

- Liar!
- I love you, darling.

I am in a hurry. Let go of me.

Peppino!

What's this? You crying?
Why ?

This is my business.

And you can not tell me?

If you want to know
then I'll tell you.

Just think ...
I have so many beautiful fans.

And I fell in love with some ... peasant.

Who has nothing.
No ambition.

Ignorant with no money, no connections.

That means, you are unhappy.

You do not understand.
I am very happy.

/ Sings /

- Peppi?
- What is it my love.

- You have to decide.
- On what?

To make love with me.

How? Where? Here?

To make love with you,
I have to...

...find a more beautiful location.

Stop, Peppino!
This forest is very beautiful.

No, I'm not here very much.
I want a more beautiful place.

I want a meadow. Love
engaged in a meadow.

- Do you like it here?
- Yes.

And you know, it's the American prairie.
It does not smell like our meadows.

No, I want to take you
to more beautiful place.

That's so beautiful here.

Yeas, beautifull.
But the sea is even more beautiful.

Now the sea? We would grow old
before we find a place.

Do you really must leave tomorrow?

I do not want personally
but it is my work.

Tell me one thing.
Are you free on December 15th?

What is it?

On this day ...

... we will get married.

Because my mom and dad
were married on December 15th.

Peppi, you're crazy.

Why not?
What did I say?

- How would I marry you?
- Well, we'll go ...

... to the church.

You do not have any money,
no job, no home.

Not yet.

Not yet... Not yet ...
So far I am the only one working.

Can you imagine how that would
transform our lives?

If we get married,
we have to start from the scratch.

The apartment, furniture, everything.

And who will be pay for it? Me.

It will be a permanent humiliation for you.

Such a situations end badly.

I do not think about those things.

Well. I'm in love with you.

But you must think about it.

Love is one thing,
but life is another.

- We begin to quarrel.
- No. I want to marry you.

Peppi, I love you too much,
to marry you.

All right.
Tomorrow you are going away.

But I swear to you that when you come back,
I will have more money than you.

I'll have to buy two more double basses.

And immediately send them to San Francisco.

Take care of it.
See you soon.

I said that if necessary,
you can always come to me.

Yes. Give me a job.

- I beg you.
- There is nothing easier.

But first we must
settle our personal affairs.

With regard to work, it all depends
on your abilities and desires.

Come in, Ralph.

From today, Peppino
Cavallo is working with us.

I want among my people
have no personal insults.

Kiss.

Ralph, do you hear me?

Very good.

This issue has been resolved.
Ralph, you can go.

For the start you will
receive $20.00 per week.

- Agree?
- Excellent!

Excellent.

- And Don Nikolone share.
- Okay.

Thank you.

Don Nikolone.
There is a car following us for a long time

That's what we do.

I turn behind the corner, you'll quickly
leave and hide in a cafe.

And they will follow me.

Oh! Italiano, my love!

Come to me.
You give me such a strong sensations.

I want to shake from excitement.

Peppino, I love you!
Love under the bullets!

Kiss me!
Oh, how wonderful.

Kiss me now, kiss me!

I wish that I were scared.
Let's make love. Yes!

T-ss ...

The war ended.
The end of love.

- Where are you going?
- No more sensations.

Don Nikolone!
To your fortunate salvation!

To your health!
Many happy returns!

Champagne for all!
To health!

Champagne for all!

To our health!
To our good luck!

All the best Don Nikolone!

Long and happy life!

Peppino, what did you sit so far away?

Come, sit down next to us, Peppino.

This guy showed great
courage and ingenuity.

- To your health.
- Cheers, Don Nikolone.

Chears all!
Chears, Don Nikolone!

To health of Peppino!

I need to talk to you.

Any time, Don Nikolone.

They told me that you still walk in Brooklyn
in search of your father.

Yes. But I can not find him.

I took your problem to heart.

And let know about your search
to friends across America.

Are you sure you want to
to know the truth?

Of course!
That's why I came here.

Ten years ago, your father aboard the ship
carrying the goods to Japan.

But they were caught in a storm,
and the ship sank.

Your father died with all the others.

Hold on, kid.

Your father is at rest
at the bottom of the sea.

Courage.

You know what's funny?

That I'm making bombs to stun the fish.

And in the political struggle
I never blow them up.

Though I dream about it ...

What are your plans for the future?

It can't continue like this.
This is not a life.

I'm not complaining.
Only when the weather is bad .

Why not move in and live with me?

- I have a big house.
- What kind of house?

- Kitchen is there?
- Yes.

- A toilet?
- Of course there is.

Then I'll tell you that.

I will not move into your house, because
you're dirty capitalist.

Then maybe you'll take
some money?

Stick them... you know where.

At all times you think only about bombs?

You have no other interests in life?

- Women ...
- What?

I'm doing that because of them...

Because the man's life is
only inspired by the women.

And you know what?

When I die, and the Bible says
that it could happen any day.

You know what I would wanted?

To die in the arms of a beautiful woman.
This is a beautiful death.

What is it?
You somehow sad?

You know,
About women ...

Now that I have no teeth...
When I die, it is unlikely...

...there will be a woman,
who wants to kiss me.

You amaze me, Miss Rosita.
You're not ready?

After all, the governor of California
arranges dinner in your honor.

This is not surprising. Such a success!
So much applause! Flowers!

Your life is so beautiful.

And in a month you will see your Peppino.

Come in!

And now a word to the poet.

Rosita, when I look at you,
a fire erupts in my chest.

Time flies.
We already know each other for a year.

For 12 months I breathe only you.

My love,
it's been 365 days that I love you.

Rosita, you're the flame of my soul.

Who wrote you this poem?
Signed Cavallo named Peppino.

/ Roberto Murolo "Lo Guarracino" Tarantella
about a magical fish Guarrachino /

/ Neapolitan song lyric
«Reginella» - Princess /

Come on!

Pepino!

Pepino!

- What are you suddenly darkened?
- What's that on your side?

Braces.

Do not pretend.
I'm talking about the gun.

Well, what's wrong, baby?

- Go away, do not touch me.
- Why?

- Why?
- Look what you've become!

You are now working for them.
Yes? That's where you have the money.

And my gifts and those expensive cars.

Don't be funny...

Do you think I'm funny?

Look at yourself? You have turned
into caricature of Ralph.

And I thought you would stay the same.

Not true. I'm the same as
before. Do not say that.

No! You become a bandit.
Miserable bandit!

Come on, Rosita! You do not
believe in what you say!

Come on! Come on!
How many people you killed with this gun?

Whom have I killed? You don't understand,
I never used this gun?

Yes, for now.
But you can be a killer at any time!

No, go away.
I do not want to be with you anymore!

Rosita, what are you saying!
I love you ...!

Come on!
Try it!

I warn you! If you give
me one more slap in the face ...

You me ... more
never see!

So what, you want me to leave?

Yes! Get out!
What are you waiting for?

/ Everybody laughs /

Who do you think you are?

You're the only woman in the world?

I can find as many women like you
as I want! And when I want!

I spit on you!
I'm not going to cry!

I'll even laugh!
Ha-ha!

Ha-ha!
Here, I'm laughing!

/ Everybody laughs /

What are you laughing at, you idiot?

Hello!

Rosita Florest don't you want to
ride in a car with us?

Apparently not.

Oh, poor Peppino.
Are you sad?

Kidding? I am awfully happy.

I understand you.
I am also sad all the time.

All the time alone.
Without love.

When I was little, I climbed on
the roof and threw down the ladder.

It gave me a great sensations.

And everybody came to comfort
poor little Pamela.

Then came fireman, just for me.
All fussed...

Pamela, why do you call this is sad?
This is crazyness!

Yes, of course, I'm crazy.

What are you doing?
Stop it! It's not funny.

We will die together!
It's so romantic!

I do not want to die!

Pamela, you'll crash the car!

- We will die together!
- Yes, I do not want to die!

Brakes!

Oh my god, well, stop it!

Peppino, it's remarkable experience!

Stop it now!

Oh, my God!

Oh-oh-oh!!

Miss Rosita, did you see the auditorium?

- No, what?
- Go take a look!

- What happened?
- Peppino Cavallo bought up the whole room.

- What are you going to do?
- Perform for this idiot?

No!

Actually, why not? He wants satisfaction.
We'll give him some!

Raise the curtain.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you all.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Rosita Flores, you have the most
beautiful legs in the world!

And you're still an idiot!

So, okay?
Do you still love me?

And you're still an idiot!

I love you too!
Very much.

No, wait! Wait a minute,
listen to me.

We'll get married today. Or I'll kill
myself right in the front of you!

Wait, Peppi!
Are you crazy!

No, I'm not.

I am ready to pull the trigger.
Can you hear?

- I pull it!
- Stop!

Well, all right...
I'll marry you.

Swear.

I swear.

I invite all the viewers as the witnesses!

Rosita Flores sweared to marry me!

/ Mendelssohn's Wedding March /

Peppino, but if I told you: "No"?

Would you really kill yourself?

Rosita, it is just a harmless toy.

You don't know anything about the weapon.

This gun is not dangerous.
It is to protect.

- Look! Here...
- A!

You see? Saint Januarius
helps us, even in America.

/Mendelssohn's Wedding March/

What are your requests?

I want all here to be buried in flowers.
To keep things nice.

Of course.

I want the main table to be
in the form of horseshoe.

Because Cavallo means in Italian "a horse".

A horseshoe should bring good luck
to me, my wife and our family.

All others will be sitted at other tables.

- How many guests?
- 300 or 400.

I want to arrange everything in a big way.

So let's see ...
The orchestra will be over there.

- Say what?
- As you wish.

Very good.
It's a pleasure to deal with you.

A wedding cake will be brought out there.

As you wish.

Mr. Ralph, glad to see you.

Peppino Cavallo, welcome!

Please.

What are you doing here?

I want to give you a wedding gift.

I am here only for preparations.

I decided to bring you a gift in advance.
So, I'll be the first.

It's me, with my mother.

- Whose wallet is this?
- Your father.

- He took it out from his pocket when he died.
- He drowned in the sea.

Peppino, your father was killed.

Don Nikolone did it.

Here it is. He was cremated
more than 10 years ago.

I remember your father.
Like I've have seen him yesterday.

You know, the corpses come here
every week in hundreds.

But never seen body in this state.

He was like a colander.
So many bullets passed through him!

Vendetta, of course.
I think, he was inconvenient to someone.

And was given to the wolves of Black Hand.

- Can take it with me?
- Of course, he's yours.

A, it's you!

What is it? You forgot to knock.

Why did you pull out this thing?

You have deceived me.
You are a liar!

- Killer!
- What are you talking about?

- Are you crazy!
- Now I know the truth about my father.

And I know that this is you killed him.

All right. Now you know the truth.

But you're a man, and should understand.

I did not want his death.
It's just happened.

But ever since you came,
I look at you as my own son.

I truly love you.
I think you're my son.

I will always help you.
I view you in the course of ...

No, Peppino, do not kill me. Have mercy on me.

I am a poor old man.
I'll make you very rich.

All what belongs to me
- will be yours.

Do not kill me!
Do not kill!

You know, how we call someone like you in Naples?

Stinky shit!

Ugh!

Can't even die like a man!

Ralph, where have you been when I called you?

The only time I needed you!

Bring me some water.

This rascal will be sorry!

Tony?

Damn you! The entire apartment
could go into the air!

What are you doing here with your bombs?

I accepted your offer.

I have nowhere to hide.
Police is looking for me again.

- You're not happy?
- No. I am very pleased.

I do not mind going to jail,
I'm used to it.

But first I need to finish it.
And then sit down.

See, how beautiful she is?
2 kg of TNT ...

This is my response to the slavery in America.

Does slavery still exist?

Poor guy. You do not understand.

You also a slave. And me.
We are all slaves. All of us.

- Be careful!
- What?

You almost sat down on the detonator.
Imagine what would happen?

Okay, I'll go to sleep.
I'm a little tired.

I hope you do not sleep with a bomb in bed?

Yes, come on.

Feel like at home.

If you are hungry, there's plenty of food.

Thanks, I already ate.

I was hungry and made a pea soup.
I have no teeth.

Where did you find peas?

There, in the box. It was already crushed.

You ate my dad?

What is this...

I do not understand ...

That was stored ashes of my father!

Oh, no! ...

- Bastard!
- Well, hit me!

No. I can not hurt my father.

Dad ...

My dad...

My poor dad ...

If that would comfort you,
I can say that it was delicious.

Very tasty.

I request a public advocate.
Without him, I will not talk.

You Peppino Cavallo?

I'm not Peppino Cavallo.
And I never heard of him.

I am Peppino Cavallo.
What do you want?

Get dressed! Get dressed.

You are accused of murder of Don Nikolone.

- The murder of Don Nikolone?
- Exactly.

- The murder of Don Nikolona?
- Exactly.

Are you crazy?
I've never killed anyone.

Do you know this?

Yes, this is my gun.

But I never used it.

It was used in shooting.

Shooting that killed Don Nikolone.

But what shooting?
I've never used it!

You were seen leaving the office of the victim.

The office of the victim...

Get dressed! Get dressed.

You were seen last night at 8:15 pm
near the crime scene.

Yes, I was there.
But Don Nikolone was alive.

I did not kill him.

How could this happen?

Lie down, Peppino!
Down!

Peppino?
Peppino get out.

Peppino! Come quickly,
Let's go.

Run, run!

What is it? You hurt?

This is nothing. Just a scratch.

Do not worry. Nobody will find us here.

It is important to find a place with
no police presence.

So don't worry, we are safe here.

We need only to sit tight.

I swear, I did not touch Don Nikolone.

I did not shoot him.

What is it?
What is it?

You feel bad?

Sorry, I don't feel well.

Stop... Stop.

Where we are?
Next to your house?

Well...Thanks God, we came.

- I'll see it once again.
- What...?

- Come on, let's go ...
- Hey, Tony?

Do not stop. Come here.

Wait a minute. What do you want to do?

Come quickly.

Come on!

What happened? What's wrong with you?
What is it?

Let me have a look.

Damn!
You're wounded!

The bomb was excellent, but the fuse was too short.

It is necessary to call a doctor,
you loosing lots of blood.

Better a gravedigger...

- Do not talk nonsense.
- I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding... eventually... all die...

Life is a pasing thing

- What should do I do?
- Come on, run.

Run, Peppino.
You still have the time.

Farewell, Peppino.

Goodbye ...

Tony...

You said that it was very important to you.

You did not forget...

Thank you.

I spoke to a lawyer today.

Nothing can be done.
Minimum 30 years.

I do not know.

Police has the evidence that he is a killer.

You are now a powerful man, Ralph.

You are now the new boss.
Just one your word can save him.

I'm not sure I want this.

Help him. I beg you!

They really get on my nerves!
Every Thursday is a punishment.

Come on, come on.

Move on.

Get out!

Get out! Fast!

Peppino, have you got a cigarette?

Peppino?
Are you sleeping?

Peppino! Peppino!

Murderers!
They killed him!

Peppino! My love!

What they have done to you?

Peppino! Peppino!
My love!

Peppino!

Peppi!

Peppino?

It's not so easy to get rid off Peppino Cavallo.

- Peppino!
- Rosita!

/ Song ''O sole mio" - My sun /

Subtitles courtesy of YAFI
(JAGA BKS)