Le poulet (1965) - full transcript
THE CHICKEN
And with this "Rocking Chair Twist",
we wish you a pleasant Sunday!
The ship pitches
There are squalls and storms at sea
"But no sissies are we... "
Start again!
The ship rolls
The ship pitches
There are squalls and storms at sea
But no sissies are we
We're happy as fish in water
- Pee-pee!
- Not now!
CHICKEN FARM
Anyone home?
If this isn"t a surprise!
- How do we prepare it?
- In the stew pot.
Does he make eggs?
No, honey, it"s not a hen.
- So what does he do?
- Nothing. We eat it.
Do we eat the hens?
No, because they lay eggs.
Eat!
Do we have a stew pot?
Eat up.
You don"t know who"s eating you.
Is it fat?
Mine doesn"t like poultry.
In just a few moments,
tonight's movie.
We remind you that this program...
...is not recommended
for our younger viewers.
So we say to them, good night.
Sleep tight!
I want him to sleep with me.
Who?
The chicken.
When will we eat the chicken?
Sunday.
It"s a hen.
Anyone can make a mistake.
Another one.
When do we eat the chicken?
We don"t. Because it"s a hen.
A dozen eggs, ma"am.
It"s him!
Don"t hit him, Fernand!
- It never happens?
- Never!
I don"t want us to eat him.
No, honey, we won"t eat him.
Will we, Papa?
I knew it wasn"t a hen.
And with this "Rocking Chair Twist",
we wish you a pleasant Sunday!
The ship pitches
There are squalls and storms at sea
"But no sissies are we... "
Start again!
The ship rolls
The ship pitches
There are squalls and storms at sea
But no sissies are we
We're happy as fish in water
- Pee-pee!
- Not now!
CHICKEN FARM
Anyone home?
If this isn"t a surprise!
- How do we prepare it?
- In the stew pot.
Does he make eggs?
No, honey, it"s not a hen.
- So what does he do?
- Nothing. We eat it.
Do we eat the hens?
No, because they lay eggs.
Eat!
Do we have a stew pot?
Eat up.
You don"t know who"s eating you.
Is it fat?
Mine doesn"t like poultry.
In just a few moments,
tonight's movie.
We remind you that this program...
...is not recommended
for our younger viewers.
So we say to them, good night.
Sleep tight!
I want him to sleep with me.
Who?
The chicken.
When will we eat the chicken?
Sunday.
It"s a hen.
Anyone can make a mistake.
Another one.
When do we eat the chicken?
We don"t. Because it"s a hen.
A dozen eggs, ma"am.
It"s him!
Don"t hit him, Fernand!
- It never happens?
- Never!
I don"t want us to eat him.
No, honey, we won"t eat him.
Will we, Papa?
I knew it wasn"t a hen.