Last Resort (1986) - full transcript
George Lollar takes his family on vacation with "Club Sand", a shoddy and untrustworthy company. On their tropical island, they find soldiers everywhere, an unhelpful staff, inhospitable accomodation and undesirable holiday makers, but everyone except for George manages to have fun in the sun.
(upbeat jazz music)
- Jerry.
Jerry!
What are you saying,
that you're not buying our chairs anymore?
Look Jerry, I know you're
our biggest customer,
but we still can't give the stuff to you.
If you're buying chairs at that price
they're dangerous chairs, Jerry!
They'll break.
They'll break.
People will sit on
them, and they'll break.
Not maybe very fat people,
definitely very fat people.
Look, you're very fat.
Would you sit on that chair?
That's a question, Jerry.
That's not an insult.
Jerry, I'm not angry.
I just asked you a question.
You are very fat.
Merry Christmas to you too, Jerry.
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Lollar.
- Merry Christmas.
Connie.
I just lost the Parkhurst account.
- Stop!
- They beat our price by
buying cheap, dangerous chairs.
- Stop!
- I better tell Mr. Emerson.
- Stop!
- The sofa beds from Dayton
are gonna be a month late.
Should I wait 'til after
the first to tell him?
- Wait 'til Easter.
You're strained and you're stressed.
You don't need the yelling.
Let it go.
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Lollar.
- Merry Christmas, Fred.
- It's Ed.
- Ed, Merry Christmas, Ed.
- Mrs. Lollar's on the phone.
- Yeah.
- He'll be right there, darling.
How are the kids?
Good.
Everything's beautiful.
Bye bye, doll.
- Connie, have you seen Mr. Lollar?
- No.
- Hi honey, how you doing?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Put some butter on it or some ice.
Have we got any scotch at home?
- Lollar!
- Hold on one second, honey.
- Lollar!
Lollar?
Lollar!
- I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm on my way home.
I've got my ear muffs.
Honey, let me ask you something.
If you say to somebody, "You're very fat,"
could that be a description,
or would that have to be an insult?
It would, oh.
I'll explain it to you later.
Thanks, see you soon.
(gentle jazz music)
- Club Sand?
That's a sex club.
- No, no, no, it's not.
Some of them are, but
some are for families.
This is for families.
- Geroge.
- Daddy, I've got a date
with Larry on New Year's.
I can't go!
- Larry's a fag.
- He is not, shut up.
- Bobby, Jessie, you'll kill each other.
Then you'll be so sorry.
- Stay off of me!
- Leave me alone
for five seconds, you're driving me crazy.
Daddy!
- Bobby!
- What am I supposed to do?
Sit here and watch some geek fag
try and use my sister to
clean up his spit balls.
- Oh, shut up you dweeb.
- Jerk.
- Quit it!
Daddy, would you tell the
mistake to leave me alone?
Come here.
- You're gonna give me a hernia!
- Jessie honey, you'll
have plenty of time to date
when you're older.
How often do you get a
chance to go to an island?
Oh, Jessie.
Brad, Brad!
Where's Brad?
Brad, are you gonna join us?
- Oh honey, Brad ate earlier.
- Brad, it'd be nice to
see you every so often.
Brad, it's Christmas Eve.
Brad?
- He's trying to find himself.
- [Bobby] He found himself in
the bathroom about a year ago.
- Bobby.
- Hey, this place looks really great.
There's a little mini camp for me.
- It's gonna be fantastic.
My whole family around
me for an entire week.
It's gonna be just great.
- Yeah.
- It will be, it will be, I'm telling you.
It's gonna be the vacation of a lifetime.
(all screaming)
(bizarre electronic music)
- Sorry folks, that was an air pocket.
- It was an air pocket.
It was an air pocket.
- Oh yeah.
Get those all the time on these routes.
- I'm George Lollar.
- Walter Ambrose.
- How you doing?
This is my wife, Sheila.
- Hi!
- Hello.
- You been to Club Sand before?
- Oh sure, all over the world.
- Do you enjoy them?
- They're the best.
- The best.
- You're a photographer?
- No, I just like to
videotape while I screw.
(lively tropical music)
(whistle blows)
- [Bobby] What's going on?
- [George] What's going on?
- [Man] You're late for the bus!
- We're late for the bus.
(all bickering)
Come on, come on, we're late for the bus!
(whistle blows)
- I never saw a bus like that before.
- You'll see lots of stuff down here
you've never seen before.
- Come on, little boy.
- Why are there so many soldiers?
(guide speaking foreign language)
What's going on?
What language is that?
- Spanish.
- Well, what does that mean in English?
I don't speak Spanish.
(speaking foreign language)
What is it?
All right, I just don't speak-
I don't speak Spanish!
Just say what is it you want us to do.
All right!
(crowd applauds)
(speaking foreign language)
- Welcome to Club Sand!
(crowd cheers)
My name is Curt.
I am chief of the village.
(speaking foreign language)
Thank you.
And now, if you will bring
your watches and wallets
up to the stage for safekeeping,
you will never see them again!
(crowd laughs)
No, but seriously.
Here at Club Sand, we watch over.
There are no locks on the doors.
We are a free and open society, so relax,
enjoy yourself, have a cocktail,
or six or seven cocktails.
(crowd laughs)
And now, room assignments!
- I'm Pino, come with me.
All right, let's see.
Phil and Dorothy Cocoran,
you're here in cabin number E together.
- Ah, E for excellence.
(both laugh)
- Why do we have to carry our own bags?
- We are all free here.
This is Club Sand.
Don't worry, my name is Pino.
Okay, here we have Robert and...
Wait a minute, no.
Brad Lollar and Lester Gabriel.
- He has a roommate?
- Yes, he has a roommate.
We all have roommates here
at Club Sand, so don't worry.
Follow me, my name is Pino.
- Bye, Brad.
- Robert and Jessica Lollar.
- Get a good wash up, kids.
- Yes, and after you get a good wash up
if there's anything you need at all
you can call me and my name is Pino.
Pino.
- Pino?
- Pino.
George and Sheila Lollar,
you're here together,
and for you Mr. Walter
Ambrose, you're here.
- How come he gets his own room?
- Well, he paid extra.
- I didn't know you could pay extra.
- You can always pay extra to Pino.
(Pino cheers)
- What's that "whoo"?
(door creaks)
(clattering)
- Honey, be careful.
(Sheila sighs)
George.
- What?
- George.
- It's...
It's...
It's a different way
to think about living.
It's primitive.
We're gonna be living like natives.
Look, it's a skylight.
Oh, I thought it was...
But look, you know, you get a... you know.
There's no phones, no television, no...
- There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Nothing.
- All right, take it easy honey.
- I was afraid it was gonna be a sex club.
Who would have sex here?
- Honey, people have sex
anywhere, believe me.
I'll put the beds together.
(clattering)
- What was that?
- [Bobby] It's okay, mom.
We just knocked over a lamp.
- Oh well be careful, honey.
I'm having a conversation through a wall.
- [Bobby] Dad, can we go home?
- Wash up, Bobby.
See, okay?
- Well gosh, George, it's just fabulous.
- I mean, dad makes a
decent living, doesn't he?
- Sheila, give the place a chance!
- George, this place is a disaster.
Let's get out of here and
check into a real hotel.
- [Bobby] Mom's right, dad!
- She is not, Bobby.
- [Bobby] This place is a
crummy hole-in-the-wall.
- It is not, Bobby.
Give the place a chance.
- We can't even have a fight.
- Look, I think we're doing beautifully.
You're always asking me to show spirit.
All right, now show some Lollar
family spirit god damn it.
Look, we're just tired, we're irritable.
Let's take a shower, relax,
and talk about this sensibly, okay?
Come on.
- Okay.
George, we're not being
punished for something, are we?
- I mean, not that I'm aware of.
(water dripping)
- George, the water stopped.
There's no water.
- Oh honey, I'm sorry.
I'll take care of it.
(Sheila gasps)
- The water's rusted.
- What?
(George yells)
(crashing)
- Honey, what happened?
- Nothing, nothing.
When everybody takes
their showers at once,
the water goes out.
What happened to you?
- The water's rusted, honey.
What was the crash?
- I'll get some help here.
The crash was-
(Sheila screams)
- Oh, hi.
(Sheila screams)
- Get the fuck out of here!
- Hey, we're all here to be free, right?
- Get the fuck out or I'll kill you!
(upbeat dance music)
(crowd cheering)
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
♪ Wrap your arms around yourself ♪
♪ Hug a stranger too ♪
♪ We're all here to fall in love ♪
♪ And make our dreams come true ♪
♪ Don't you hear it ♪
♪ The island's calling ♪
♪ Don't you love it ♪
♪ We're here to stay ♪
♪ Can't you see it getting closer ♪
♪ Don't you feel it blown away ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
♪ Wrap your arms around yourself ♪
- Come on!
(all chattering)
- Step by step, like a puppy.
- They've got a show.
X-rated.
Brad, how's your roommate?
Jess?
- What?
- How's your room?
- Well, there's no water.
- Everybody takes their
showers all at once.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Bobby?
- I love it.
It's the best show I've ever seen.
- Waiter?
(speaking foreign language)
- Could we have a table for five please?
- Five?
I don't have five together.
- What a shocker.
- Follow me.
Enjoy.
- Push the tush.
Here.
Tush, tush, tush, tush.
- I'm George, this is Sheila.
- Hi, Phil and Dorothy.
She's Phil, I'm Dorothy.
(both laugh)
Listen, I didn't know you
were gonna be sitting here.
I ate your food.
(both laugh)
I was starving.
- Are you kidding?
- No.
They give you pretty small portions.
- They really do, too small.
- I had a real late breakfast.
- We're fairly hungry too.
- What can I say?
Sue me!
(both laugh)
- Mademoiselle, you do not know
what Club Sand's all about?
- Well...
- Excuse me, excuse me,
we didn't get any food.
- Yes, you did, no seconds.
- No, no, the guy ate-
The guy ate our food!
- Bill coughs up half this roll, George.
- See, that's gross.
I really feel that's gross.
- Oh George, this whole place is gross.
- You got it.
Come on, baby!
- Just swing with things and
then you'll be surprised,
things work out and
tend to work out better-
(whistle blows)
(Sheila screams)
- Okay, everybody to the disco!
(all cheer)
- No.
(upbeat dance music)
- George and Sheila, right?
- Phil and Dorothy!
(both laugh)
- Hey, who's the chief?
Through the week, if
you have any questions
you can always find me at the bar.
Feel free to buy me a
drink whenever you like.
(all laugh)
- That's where you'll find me too.
- That's my Phil!
(Dorothy laughs)
- Now that everyone is having so much fun,
let's get religious here for a moment.
You know, I'm sure that some of you
have not yet mastered the Club Sand song.
You know, perhaps if you felt
the significance of these
words, like we all do,
you might appreciate it a little bit more.
Listen to these words.
Step by step we're going to make it.
Hey listen, everybody.
Wrap your arms around yourself right now.
Now I want you to turn.
Hug a stranger too.
Go on, hug a stranger, and
make our dreams come true!
Everybody, get together!
- Would you like a drink?
- You think I'm gonna do this sober?
- What would you like?
- I don't know, get those red things.
Maybe that's how people get through this.
- All right.
- Would you like to dance?
- Oh, no thank you.
- You look fantastic.
- Thank you.
- And, her dress would
constantly pull it out.
And, he said, "Well, how'd
you get the other one?"
She said, "I thought you wanted
it there, so I put it back."
(both laugh)
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- Hey, George!
Did you get something to eat yet?
(Phil laughs)
- Alcohol, please give it to
me narrow and straight, please.
- Hey, so anyway-
- Bobby!
Are you crazy?
Don't you want to grow?
- Of course I want to grow.
I just felt like a smoke.
- Go to bed.
It's way past your bedtime.
- They don't have bedtimes
at Club Sand, dad.
- Bobby!
- Okay.
At least I'm not a fag.
- Bobby, don't use that word.
Nobody likes it.
- Okay, at least I'm not a homosexual.
- Congratulations.
Anyway, we don't know what you are.
- See you later, dad.
- Two red fruit cocktails.
Two-
Two red fruit cocktails.
(speaking foreign language)
I don't speak...
Two red fruit cocktails.
- Yeah.
- Oh, two fruit cocktails.
Red.
- Right.
- Do you have tokens?
- What?
- Tokens?
- Tokens?
- Do you speak English?
- That's what I'm speaking, English.
- What?
- Can I buy them with dollars?
- Oh, god.
- What?
- You Americans bore me.
- Why?
- Everybody in the world does
not use your dollar system,
or didn't you know that?
- Why not?
- What?
- Give me...
Give me $20 worth of tokens.
- Tokens!
Tokens.
- Tokens!
- Hold out your damn hand.
- I was gonna hold out my hands.
Take it easy.
I can get fairly rough if I have to.
- I'm sure.
Five, 10, 20.
- All right, two red fruit cocktails.
- You'll have to wait your damn turn.
(jazzy dance music)
- Would you like to dance?
(both laugh)
- No, thanks, but no thanks.
- My name is Veroneeka.
I'm a counselor here.
- Yes, I saw you dancing.
- Yes?
(Veroneeka laughs)
- I'm George.
- Hello, George.
- Hello.
- Would you like to smoke some dope?
- I... I... I...
What, pot?
- No, hash.
It's really great shit.
You'll think everything is fantastic.
- I can't.
I'm with my wife.
I can't really, you know...
- Oh, where is she?
- She's outside.
- Oh, that's too bad.
(both laugh)
Well, if you change your
mind later on in the week
anytime you want you
can fuck my brains out.
Okay?
Au revoir.
- All right, two red,
one green, and two blue.
It doesn't include a tip.
- Good.
(speaking foreign language)
- I heard that.
(speaking foreign language)
- What?
- What?
- Forget it.
(upbeat dance music)
- Hey!
Jessica, stop that!
- [Man] Hey, watch it.
- I spilled the drinks.
- Hey, you're a real classy guy, George.
- You really are, Georgie!
- You see what Jessica's
doing with that guy?
- They call it dancing, George.
- What's under there, George?
(both laugh)
- Let's get out of here.
Goodnight, goodnight.
Goodnight.
Excuse us, excuse us, excuse us.
Whoa.
Just loose.
Want to make love?
- No.
- Yeah, it's...
That's okay.
- Well, it's a vacation.
Yeah, we really should.
- All right.
(distant moaning)
- [Neighbor] Oh Walter, oh my god.
Oh, Walter.
Oh, yeah.
Walter.
- I'm a little tired.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- [Bobby] And, I love both of you.
- Goodnight, Bobby.
- Goodnight, Bobby.
(distant moaning)
- [Neighbor] You're the king!
(whistle blows)
- Wake up, it's aerobics time!
Come on, dudes and chicks!
Put a little boogie in it!
- Get the hell out of here!
- See you later!
- What time is it?
- [Bobby] It's 5:00am, dad!
- Jesus Christ!
We missed breakfast.
Now we know what time breakfast is served.
- [Bobby] I'm starving.
- They'll feed you in your mini camp.
- I don't want to go to the mini camp.
- You liked it in the brochure.
- That brochure, you
still buy that brochure?
I can't believe you sometimes.
- Sometimes you have to learn
to adjust to things, Bobby.
- How can you do this to me?
I'm your only son who talks to you.
- They're gonna take you water
skiing and horseback riding.
- These are kids!
- It'll do you good to spend some time
with kids your own age.
- Hey, there's Brad.
Brad, where you going?
- There's a nude beach!
- Nude beach?
We can't let him go to a nude beach.
- Why not?
- We can't let him be naked in
front of a lot of strangers.
They could be perverts.
- Brad won't go naked.
- I won't go naked either!
I'd like to get a look at that
nude beach or those perverts.
- Now bobby, behave yourself!
All I've heard are
complaints since we got here.
Let's see some of that Bobby
Lollar spirit now, come on.
- Don't do this to me!
Don't leave me here.
I beg you, please.
Let me go to the nude beach!
Please, I beg you.
- I feel bad if he really
doesn't want to be there.
- Oh, he's all right.
Bobby's a survivor.
- Are we?
Nude beach.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, you sit down.
When the hand goes up,
the mouth goes shut.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Everyone, over there,
come on, come on, come on.
Get over there, get over there.
Go, go, go, go, go.
(speaking foreign language)
- Oh, two folks on a bummer.
- You know what they need?
Club Sand special blend.
- Club Sand special blend.
(both laugh)
Hello, take some.
- Madam, for you.
Hello.
- No, no, no way.
That's marijuana, isn't it?
No, no, no, no.
- Yes, and good shit.
- No, no, we don't smoke.
It's illegal.
- Illegal?
You kill me!
- Illegal, funny.
- No, no, no, we don't smoke.
We'll get rid of it.
We'll put it out, it's illegal.
What are you doing?
It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
- It's a vacation, George.
Come on, let's go over and sit down.
- Look, hand me that.
Don't admit in front of
everybody that we smoke dope.
- George, nobody gives a damn
what anybody does around here.
I mean, look around you.
(George coughs)
- Nobody gives a damn?
Nobody gives a damn?
All of a sudden they're laughing,
and then somebody comes and
taps you on the shoulder
and says, "Hey, you're under arrest."
Nobody gives a damn.
Give me a hit of that.
(George coughs)
It's good, it's good.
We'll be all right, won't we?
I mean, I didn't make a terrible mistake
bringing us here, did I?
- Let me let this grass sit a little
before I answer that, George.
(George coughs)
- Because, you know, I feel terrible.
I love you and the kids so much, you know.
- Oh George, you're stoned already.
- I am?
(Sheila laughs)
I'm very hungry.
- Me too.
- Me too.
You said me too and then I said me too.
We both said me too.
(both laugh)
I feel very sexy.
- Me too.
- Why don't I go get us some food,
and you go back to the room,
and then we'll have a big, sex
picnic party luncheon thing?
- I'll come with you.
- No, no, you go back to the room
and do all that stuff you do.
- What stuff do I do?
- You know.
- I forget.
- You know.
- No.
- What were we talking about?
We're talking about, we were
just talking about something.
- Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, come on.
Ah, I perfume my breasts!
- What?
- The thing, that's the thing I do.
I put perfume on my breasts.
- Oh, yeah.
All right, put your voice
down a little bit there.
Okay, so I'll meet you back
in the room in five minutes.
I'll get the food, I'll
meet you back there in five.
- George, how're you gonna get the food?
You know, they don't serve
here in-between meals.
- Hey, they don't call me
George Lollar for nothing.
- You're the greatest.
- We'll be all right down here, won't we?
- Well, I wouldn't go
straight to all right, but...
- Yeah.
Okay, see you soon.
- See you soon.
(Sheila giggles)
- You are stoned.
- [Sheila] Oh, thank god.
- You're great.
♪ I'm down here with my wife
having the time of my life ♪
♪ I don't mean to be rude ♪
♪ But we'd really like some food ♪
♪ Chinese Japanese French Italian ♪
♪ Those are four kinds of food ♪
♪ No matter how much
you eat on Wednesday ♪
♪ You're gonna be hungry on Thursday ♪
(ominous music)
♪ You gotta go out and get that food ♪
♪ If you're hungry and
you got that stomachache ♪
♪ You gotta get the food ♪
♪ You gotta get it to eat ♪
♪ And I'd like to have sex with you ♪
♪ I would like to ♪
Whoa!
You scared me, you really scared me.
Hey, wow, wow.
(George laughs)
You're like a really
hairy guy, aren't you?
I mean, that's good, that's good.
Everybody should have that kind of hair.
I'm a little stoned to tell you the truth.
I don't mean to be offensive in anyway.
I apologize very much, I'm sorry.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you guys, what are you guys?
Are you guys soldiers
or are you guerrillas?
Good guerrillas.
So, what's happening down here?
It's like the government is...
I should know, but I'm just
another stupid American!
I'm with you guys, really sincerely.
I'm for you, and I hope you...
All the best to you 'cause I'm sure.
Excuse me, I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to touch you like that.
(George laughs nervously)
Okay so look, I didn't even see you guys.
You're great.
Good luck and...
Good luck.
I'm just taking a walk in the woods.
I didn't see nothing.
Oh god, they're gonna kill me.
(suspenseful music)
Oh!
Hi.
- Hey!
Want to play?
- No, no, no, okay.
No, no, thanks.
I think it's dangerous here, honestly.
I think there's
- No, it's not dangerous.
- a guerrilla thing around here.
- No, there's not.
Hi, George.
- Whoa!
- No really, no kidding, no
kidding, I can't, I can't.
Oh, hey!
Come on, come on, are you crazy?
No, really, really.
- No, I'm not crazy.
- No, no, seriously.
I can't.
- Want to take my suit off?
- I can't, really.
Look here, take this, put this on.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- Come on.
- That was an accident, I swear.
- It's okay, they're yours, George.
They're yours for you to play with.
- I can't, really.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, come on.
- Come on, George.
I need it.
- No, I can't.
No, I can't really.
- I know you want to.
Come over here.
- No, please.
No, no, no.
You know, you're just-
I'm sorry, I can't.
No, please.
- George, no!
Come here.
- No, no, no.
I cannot talk, really.
- Come on.
No, stay here.
- Really, I can't.
- Let me take your shirt.
Come on, yes.
- No, I can't really.
Look at that, look at that it's just-
I'm so sorry, I can't.
Thanks a lot, thanks a lot.
Oh, what?
- Oh George.
George, this is Manuelo.
I'm just getting a massage.
- I need to talk to you.
- Hello, George.
- Hello, Maneul.
I need to-
- Manuelo.
- Manuelo?
- Maneulo.
- Maneulo.
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you right away.
- Oh god, George.
We were really just getting into this.
- Do it another time, really.
Manuelo, look excuse me.
Do it later, okay?
- Of course.
You can call me later and we can resume.
- Good, thanks a lot.
Thank you.
Sheila-
- Nice to have met you,
George.
- Yeah.
Nice to have met you, Manuelo.
Okay good, thanks a lot, thank you.
What the hell's going on?
- What?
- What the hell have
you got on under there?
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
- What's the problem, honey?
I was waiting for you, I
decided to get a massage.
- What's the problem?
The problem is that you're a married woman
naked with nothing on
with a guy named Manuelo.
- Manuelo-
- Don't do that!
Stop that!
- George, calm down honey.
- I got lost in the woods.
I got lost.
I ran into a group of
guerrillas in the woods!
- What, animals?
- Not animals, guerrillas!
Rebels!
- What were they doing?
- Eating!
- [Sheila] Eating what?
- Eating... chicken!
- Why didn't you get us
some chicken, George?
- Why didn't I get us some chicken?
They had guns!
What the hell's going on down here.
I can't believe you were
naked with that Manuelo.
(Sheila laughs)
- You're stoned.
You're paranoid, honey.
Everything's threat to you.
You're acting like Maneulo
was trying to seduce me.
- Why do you say that?
I didn't say that.
- Honey, do you still feel sexy?
- Sexy?
- Yeah, do you?
- I always feel a little sexy.
- Well, I'm naked.
- They were very hairy guys,
very scary, hairy guys.
Guerrillas.
- They were probably native soldiers.
- [George] Soldiers?
- Yeah.
- Soldiers.
- George, why don't you come
under the sheet with me?
Come on.
- You're right.
Yeah, but if they were soldiers-
I told them I was looking for some food.
Why wouldn't they have given me food?
Maybe they were just stingy.
Maybe they had a certain amount of food
and they wanted to keep it.
They could have been just
stingy, stingy soldiers.
I can't believe that you
were naked with that Manuelo.
I mean the guy is at his sexual peak.
- Yeah, and I'm at my sexual peak, George.
- Yeah, okay.
I'm getting in there.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe it's the grass, I don't know.
I do feel...
Oh god, paranoid.
Maybe it is the grass, I don't know.
Soldiers, they didn't...
I don't know.
(distant moaning)
- [Neighbor] Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Walter.
Oh god, you're the king!
- Shut up!
(dramatic music)
- Okay kiddies, now I'm going to listen
to some of my favorite tunes,
and I don't like to be disturbed.
I want everyone silent like little mice.
If I hear anyone talking,
I really won't like it.
(pop music)
- Psst.
Have you ever seen anybody do it?
- No, to be honest with you I haven't.
- Well, that's what Club
Sands are all about.
- Who are you?
- My name's Carlos.
- Bobby.
- I'm gonna show you some stuff
that's gonna blow your mind.
- Well, all right!
(tropical music)
- Frisbee, monsieur?
- No.
- Two green tokens.
- Oh George,
maybe we should play Frisbee.
- No, no, we're just gonna
sit on the beach, thanks.
(whistle blows)
- Two for the beach!
- What's the barbed wire
and the barricades for?
(speaking foreign language)
What?
Look, I don't speak, you know.
- What?
- Look, you understand me.
What's the barbed wire for, the barricade?
- What?
- The barbed wire, the barricade!
- What?
- Hello.
May I interest you in some aerobics?
- No, we're just gonna
sit in the beach chairs.
- What's your body like under that shirt?
- My body's fine under that shirt.
- Excuse me, what's this barbed wire here?
- Oh, a nod to Gary Cooper.
- Gary Cooper?
- Gary Cooper.
- What?
- Would you like some towels,
some oil, some lotion, something?
- Yes.
- No, no, no.
- No, we do need towels.
- Two red, two blue, two
green, one yellow token please.
- What's the barbed
wire, the barricade for?
(speaking foreign language)
- Trust me!
- Trust you about what?
About what?
- I don't know.
- [George] It doesn't bother
you that we're surrounded
by barbed wire and soldiers?
- Well, you know honey, nobody
else seems bothered by it.
I don't think we should let it get to us.
(Pino cheers)
- Monsieur, look at this.
I can interest you in extremely
macho French bathing suit?
One size fits all.
Guaranteed to make your
body look like this.
- Well, it's hard to tell
under these tent of clothes,
but my body does look exactly like that.
- Oh, well.
If lying makes you happy, hey.
Oh, you're going to sit in the chairs.
Very good, merci.
(speaking foreign language)
Red for the woman and
four green for the man.
- What, it costs money
to sit in the chairs?
And, it costs more for
the man than the woman?
(speaking foreign language)
Why do you always answer
in a foreign language
whenever I say anything to him?
(Pino cheers)
First of all, I keep my shirt on
because I don't want to get a burn,
not because I'm trying to
hide what's under there.
I mean, that's what's under there.
Big deal.
- I know.
- No, no, he talks to me like...
I mean, they don't mean anything by it,
but it's hard to relax when
people attack your body-
- You've got a great body.
- Well, you should have
said something then.
- I couldn't get a-
- It would have been helpful.
- I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Just relax, honey.
- I can relax about the
barbed wire, believe me.
I can handle the barbed wire,
but I don't like to deal with barbed wire
and soldiers with bayonets
and attacks at what's under your shirt.
- Look, look-
- It's right here, it looks great!
That's all, I'm all right, I'm all right.
- Just relax, honey, really relax.
Take a deep breath.
Look at this, this is so beautiful.
I mean, really.
This is nice.
- You can get away with stuff in the water
you could never get away
with in a restaurant,
I'll tell you that right now.
God, I hate my job.
It's just stress on stress on stress.
You can get away with
stuff with suntan lotion
you could never get
away with in the water.
There's legit suntan lotion stuff
and there's legit water stuff.
It's one problem after another,
one problem after another.
What does it all mean?
- Oh honey, it means you
can have a good life.
It means you can send
your kids to college,
live in a nice house, take vacations,
have nervous breakdowns on them.
- Hey, that's Jessica!
That's Jessica down there!
- So?
- So, that guys almost
having sex with her!
- But, didn't you say there
was okay lotion stuff, George?
- [George] Not if the father sees!
- Please don't go down
there and embarrass her.
I'm sure it's just fine.
- It's fine?
- Please don't go an
embarrass her, George.
I'm sure it's okay.
- It's okay?
- It's really okay, George.
It's okay.
It's fine, it's fine.
- Fine?
- Yes, it's okay.
- Jessica!
(whistle blows)
Oh, stop with that whistle!
(speaking foreign language)
I don't want to go on a damn picnic!
Do you?
- I'm sure there's food there.
Yes.
- You're sure?
You're sure?
- Yes.
George!
- You're sure?
(man laughs)
(crowd chatters)
- Anyone else for the picnic?
- What are all the soldiers doing here?
- What soldiers?
- What soldiers?
We're surrounded by
soldiers with bayonets.
- Oh, these soldiers here?
- Yes!
- No problem.
- Well, if there's no problem
what are hey doing here?
- Just to make certain.
- Make certain of what?
- Make certain that there is no problem!
(crowd laughs)
Humor, Mr. Lollar, it will keep you young.
Allons-y!
(crowd chatters)
(crowd cheers)
- Everybody lost it, chug it!
Here we go, all right.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
Okay, a bit much.
All right, let's start from the top now.
- Okay think... go.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ You're gonna ♪
- [All] No!
- We're gonna make it!
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
Come on now.
- Very good.
- All right, let's go.
One more time now, okay?
- One more time.
- And, listen!
- Do with us, all right?
Ready?
Begin!
- Everyone together.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
- Okay!
- All right, this is it.
This is the charmer.
- It's going to be the big one.
I know it.
- Okay, here we go.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
(all yell)
Come on, come on, you know we can!
Drink, drink.
Step by step, we're going to make it.
Side by side, come on you know we can.
It's more than just a song, you know?
It's a reflection of a
sociological phenomenon.
Can you imagine if people
from all of the world,
the warring factions of the world,
would come and hug a stranger?
It could change the world.
It's not a song for cynics.
It's a song of hope.
Side by side, come on, you know we can.
You know we can make it together.
It's a hopeful song.
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Why don't you hold my hand ♪
♪ Love in the islands ♪
♪ Love in the islands ♪
- Oh.
Stop.
- Stop what?
- Stop this.
- This?
You want me to stop this?
If you feel in your heart it's so good,
how can it be right to stop?
- No, but see I feel in
my heart and soul bad.
It's just... my body that feels good.
- Let me explain it another way.
- Okay.
(all cheer)
(whistle blows)
- Quiet, quiet!
A new game!
George, George.
Wanda, come here.
When I say go, you run into the bushes
and change into her clothes,
and she changes into yours,
and the first one back here wins!
(all cheer)
(all laugh)
- I can't go to dinner.
I passed out naked in front
of 50 Club Sand assholes.
- Oh, don't worry about it, Georgie.
- You're drunk.
I've never seen you
drink like this before.
- [Sheila] When in Rome!
- They stripped me naked.
- [Bobby] Don't worry about it, dad.
- Stop listening, Bobby!
I've never been so humiliated in my life.
They got me drunk and stripped me naked.
- Oh, we're all God's creatures, George.
Nobody cares.
- I can't go in the dining
room and face those people.
They saw my hiney.
- It was a picnic, George, nobody cares.
You're blowing this whole
thing out of proportion.
Nobody's gonna say a thing.
(all cheering)
(horn honks)
- [All] George!
- George!
- What?
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- See?
- Dad, you've gotta spring
me from that mini camp.
I had to go to the bathroom,
but our counselor wouldn't let me
'cause I couldn't speak French.
- Your counselor doesn't speak English?
- She speaks English, but
they told me to speak French.
I can't speak French.
I had to hold it in for three hours today.
Dad, you got to get me out of there.
- I can't have you
running around this place
on your own at night.
It's too weird.
- I love weird.
- I know.
- Can I go eat with
Carlow and his parents?
- Sure.
- Thanks, dad.
See you later, dad.
(all chattering)
- Hug yourself, hug yourself.
- That's the worst show...
I've ever seen in my life.
(glass clinking)
- I'd like to make a toast
to the wonderful time we're having.
(all cheer)
To the wonderful club and
its wonderful facilities.
(all cheer)
To the wonderful counselors
who are guiding us
through the wonderful fun.
(all cheer)
And, especially to George Lollar
for wearing a pair of ladies panties
passed out in front of
everyone today stinking drunk.
(all laugh)
You kill me!
- That's it!
We're getting the hell out of here.
Hey, what time's the next plane leaving?
- Next week when the next group arrives.
- No flights until then?
- Nope.
- Any other way to get out of here?
- You are a strong swimmer?
(all laugh)
- Hey, George!
Better change those Tuesday panties.
It's almost Wednesday!
(all laugh)
- Okay, kiddies.
It's nap time, nap time.
Close your eyes.
Now, if I see anyone up
they won't get their snack.
If anyone sees anyone talking,
turn them into me so they can be punished,
and remember, anyone who
squeals, they'll be rewarded.
Okay now, go to sleep.
Sleep, sleep.
- Hey, psst.
Come on, let's blow this joint.
- I'm not moving.
I shouldn't even be talking to you.
- Okay, if you want to stay
here, that's your business.
I'm going over the wall.
- She'll kill you.
- She'll be too busy noticing the fire
to notice our escape.
- What fire?
I can't believe the balls of you, really.
Whoa.
(children scream)
- Oh, mon dieu.
My god.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm gonna kill 'em,
I'm gonna kill these kids,
I'm going to kill these kids.
Oh my nylons, oh my god.
Oh, you get back here,
you little bastards!
I'll kill you.
♪ Gotta get me on a plane ♪
♪ Get the hell out of here ♪
♪ Some people may think this is fun ♪
♪ But I'm not one of those people ♪
♪ I'm the kind of guy ♪
- [George] Jessica!
- [Jessica] Stop.
- [Man] No stopping is bad.
- Bad for who?
- Bad for life, bad for
love, bad for my organ.
- I've heard that.
(George screams)
(tropical music)
- Hey, hey, what are you doing?
- Your son, he burned down the mini camp.
- I didn't start any fire.
I almost got burned to death,
but I didn't start any fire.
- Did you get burned?
- No.
- [Carlos] She's nothing
but a French Nazi.
- Yeah, she never lets
us go to the bathroom.
- And, she always takes away our food.
- You take away their food?
Well damn it, they should
burn down the camp.
You just leave 'em alone,
keep away from them.
- Thanks, dad!
(speaking foreign language)
- The kids almost burned
down the mini camp.
(speaking foreign language)
Of course I was watching.
And, who are you calling
a moron you, you prick?
(speaking foreign language)
(Curt grunts)
- You're an animal, people like you women.
What's that hissing?
You're like you should be
put into a cage or something.
- You American pig, I kill you!
Come on, come on, come on.
- You're one of those animals.
I don't even know what they call them.
You're, you're, what's that hissing?
- Come on!
- Shit.
(tropical music)
- [Juan] Senor Lollar?
- Are you Bobby's father?
- Yes.
- We are Carlos' parents.
I am Juan.
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you.
- This is my wife, Maria.
Beautiful.
- Hello.
- We are so glad that Carlos met Bobby.
He's such a nice boy.
- Oh, thank you very much.
- It is really wonderful when
the kids can come down here
and make new friends.
- It is really nice.
- Because if we go on a
vacation and have a nice time
and we see that Carlos is lonely,
then we can no longer have nice time.
- That's the way it is!
- Because I always say, and
this I learned from my father,
you must always look
after your children first,
then your time is yours.
- Right, it's too right.
Hey Mr. Lollar, we should get together
and have a drink sometime.
- Oh, I would love that.
I would love to do that.
- That's great.
Have a nice evening, see you soon.
- Hasta la vista.
(speaking foreign language)
- No!
- But, your body feels good, no?
- Yes.
- But, listen to your body.
You are your body and your body is you.
- But, I'm more than just
a body, aren't I Etienne?
- Of course, but we have
to take care of our bodies.
- Am I just a body to you, Etienne?
- I'm going to show you what you are to me
by telling you a deep secret about myself.
Give me a moment.
I am with the rebels.
- What rebels?
- There is going to a
revolution on this island
sooner than I can tell you,
and I am going to be a great part of it.
- Ooh, Etienne.
- I never knew who my father was.
- Oh Etienne, and your mother?
- What?
- Do you know who your mother was?
Who was she?
- Oui.
She was my mother.
I had to work in a
factory since I was four.
- Oh Etienne.
I've never been with a
revolutionary before.
Oh no, now I'm so depressed
you had to work in that
factory since you were four.
- It was not so bad.
Maybe I was six.
♪ Love in the islands ♪
♪ Everybody dance and sing ♪
♪ Everybody shake your thing ♪
♪ Everybody dance and
sing all night long ♪
- [Woman] So easy.
It's just like Pino and I are doing.
- [Man] Just doing the limbo.
- [Woman] Now pose like a ballet dancer.
- Sheila.
Sheila.
- George, hi.
- Come here, come here, I
don't want them to see me.
Come on, now get me in there.
What's going on?
You're acting like a crazy person.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- What's that?
- What?
- That, what's that?
- What?
- That, what are you doing?
- What's that?
- Are you on something?
- I hate mushrooms, George.
- What?
- Pierre and Mimi gave me mushrooms.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- What are you talking about?
- You know, psychedelics.
They make you high and
happy and see things.
- Oh my god.
- It's all right.
I did it once in college.
I can handle it.
- Are you seeing things?
(Sheila laughs)
What?
- Well, your nose.
- What about my nose?
- The pores in your nose
are the size of dinner plates, George.
- Oh, shit.
(Sheila laughs)
- What?
- What?
You're acting like a horse
and you're seeing things.
- It's all right, George.
I'm dancing it off.
Don't worry about a thing.
I mean, at least I'm getting
through this whole thing,
aren't I?
- I've ruined our lives.
- Oh George, I swear to god I'm fine.
I'm dancing it off.
Don't worry about a thing.
I love you.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- [Veroneeka] You must
have a lot of girlfriends
back at home.
- Not really.
- How come?
You're such a good looking boy.
- I can't talk to girls.
I get shy.
- Aw.
Have you ever kissed a girl before, Brad?
- Just my mom and my sister.
- Oh, well they don't count.
(both laugh)
Would you like to kiss me?
- Uh-huh.
(all cheering)
(lively dance music)
- Mr. Lollar?
- Yes?
- You're from Chicago, right?
- Yes.
- You're an important man in Chicago?
I want to meet someone in
show business in Chicago.
- I'm in the furniture business.
- But, you know people, right?
- Well...
- You know people.
Give me just a minute of your time.
♪ Life is but a silly game ♪
♪ It takes years just to learn your name ♪
♪ Then when you know who you are ♪
♪ You can become a star ♪
My card.
I would appreciate
whatever you can do for me.
- I'm really-
- You know people.
♪ Life is just a silly game ♪
- This really isn't your
kind of scene, is it?
- No, not really.
- You don't say much, Mr. Lollar,
but when you do it matters
to you, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- I know you.
I know who you are, what kind of person.
You're very sensitive, aren't you?
- Well, I...
- You're very vulnerable.
- Yeah, I guess.
- You're very attractive.
(George scoffs)
Would you like to go dancing some night?
- Dancing?
- Dancing.
You are gay, aren't you?
- No, I'm not gay.
I'm down here with my wife and three kids.
I'm not gay.
- You just haven't met the right man yet.
Think about it.
- What?
- I didn't say anything.
- Oh, god.
(Veroneeka giggles)
- You're a very good kisser.
I wonder what else you're good at.
(Brad moans nervously)
(Sheila blows raspberries)
- Honey.
- Yeah?
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- Just try to relax, okay?
Just try to relax.
- Okay.
- George.
- What?
- There are a lot of butterflies up there
having sword fights with grasshoppers.
(distant moaning)
- Oh, yeah.
(Sheila blows raspberries)
Sorry.
- It's all right.
(distant moaning)
- I love Club Sand more
than anything in the world.
(dramatic music)
(distant moaning)
- I love Club Sand more
than anything in the world.
- Touch, touch, clap.
Touch, touch, clap.
Touch, touch, clap.
Down and up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Okay, do the plane.
Fly, fly, crash.
Look for survivors.
- Show direct from Broadway?
- Dad, can I talk to you?
- Sure, what's going on?
- I got laid.
- What?
- You know that French girl, Veroneeka?
Well, I did it with her
on the beach last night
and then again in her room
and then on the grass behind her room
and then we went down to the beach.
- Why are you telling me this?
- You said we could talk about anything.
When you and mom make love
does she scream a lot?
- What are you doing?
You don't ask a question like that.
- You said we could talk about anything.
- What are you, sick?
Oh my god, Jessica!
Jessica, put your top on!
Jessica!
Stop your horse, stop your horse.
Let me on that horse.
- Hey, George!
- Jessica!
Whoa, whoa, Jessica!
Jessica!
Jessica, cover your top.
- Daddy, there's a nude beach here.
It doesn't mean anything.
- Don't tell me it doesn't mean anything.
Those are private.
- But monsieur, tops aren't the custom.
- Oh, shut up!
Jessica, cover your breasts.
You'll kill your mother.
- But sir, I was only trying
to say that tops aren't-
- Fuck you and Club Sand!
Whoa.
- Monsieur!
- Okay, okay, okay, listen.
We are now going to play
a very traditional game
here at Club Sand.
And, it is called show us your breasts!
(all cheer)
- Okay, and how you play
is very very simple.
The men lift up their shirts
and show the women their breasts,
and then the women lift up their blouses
and show the men their breasts.
Very simple!
- Oh no, I can't play this game.
- Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three.
(all cheer)
- Sheila!
- Hi, George!
- Sheila, your breasts!
- It's a traditional
Club Sand game, George!
Yeah, it's called show us your breasts.
See first the men show
the women their breasts,
and then the women show
the men their breasts.
- It's just a game, George!
- You're insane!
You're all insane!
Let's get the hell out of here.
Now, let me get this straight.
There's a traditional Club Sand game
called show us your breasts.
- Right.
- The men show the women their breasts,
the women show the men their breasts.
- Right.
- And, you did!
You showed them your breasts!
- Everybody did, George.
- Look, no more god damn mushrooms,
no more god damn breasts!
- Oh, that's not how you
usually feel about them.
- When is that stuff gonna wear off?
- Oh, not too soon I hope.
- Look, I don't know if you're drunk
or stoned or smashed or what,
but you've got to swear to me on your life
you're not gonna take anymore mushrooms.
- All right.
If you promise you'll try
to get with it a little
and have some fun.
- Yeah, with what?
- Whatever's happening.
Come on, Georgie, go with something.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- No more mushrooms!
(Sheila laughs)
- If you'll promise to try
to get with it a little.
- Well, I can't wait to see
what I'm supposed to try to get with.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
(all mumbling)
- I haven't had a chance
to tell you, George,
but Sheila's got great tits.
- Wait, one second!
Hold your ponies.
Now wait, stop everybody.
You're great.
Stop, though, stop!
You dance like Mitzi
Gaynor, you're fabulous!
You're fabulous!
But, but there is still one person
who has yet not been possibly
able to learn the song.
We can teach you, Mr. Lollar.
(all laugh)
Come on, we're gonna teach you the song.
- No, no, no, no.
- We're gonna teach you, come on.
- No.
No.
- Yes!
- Yes, we're gonna teach you the song!
(whistle blows)
- Stop with that whistle.
No, no!
It's really not my style.
(crowd chanting)
No, no, no, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
It's just really not my
type of thing, really.
- Oh, George.
You promised you'd try.
(all cheer)
- We're all gonna teach
Mr. Lollar the hop!
- No, no, no!
I hate this song.
- You hate the song?
- You hate the song?
- Yes!
I feel as though I'm being brainwashed!
- Brainwashed?
- Brainwashed?
- Brainwashed?
- What?
- Singing, smiling, clapping,
it's as though you're
turning us into a cult!
- A cult?
- [Man] A cult?
- A cult?
- Brainwashed?
- I just- I just can't take it!
I just gotta get out of here.
I can't stand this!
(all booing)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I couldn't do it.
- Honey, it's okay, look, who cares?
So you couldn't do it.
- All I could think of
was how all those guys saw your breasts!
- George, I'm so sorry, honey.
I'm so sorry.
- That asshole Phil said he saw your tits.
He loved your tits.
He said you had great tits.
- Oh, George.
- I can't handle this.
I just can't handle it.
I feel like a failure.
It's everything, it's everything.
It's not just the song and your breasts.
I feel like I'm worthless with the kids.
I'm just no good with the kids.
- That's not true, sweetheart.
- It is true!
- It is not.
- I'm no good with my work.
I'm so preoccupied with my work,
I can't be with the kids, and
I'm a failure at my work too.
- You're wonderful at work, George.
- And, all these guys are
looking at your breasts.
They're looking at your nipples,
they're looking at your breasts.
- It's okay.
Everybody was doing it, George.
It didn't matter.
- Don't say everybody was doing it.
I mean, look at that.
I know they're not
supposed to look at that.
- Sweetie, they're covered up now.
- I can't, I can't.
I just can't handle anything.
- Oh, honey.
George.
- Everybody's having a good time but me.
- You're having a good time!
- Mushrooms, mushrooms.
- The kids are having a good time.
Everybody's able to
have a good time but me.
- You know George, it's true.
Everybody is having a good time,
and George, you brought us here.
You ever think of that?
Whatever you think of yourself, you know,
we all know you love us,
and it helps us all so much.
George, we all think you're just great.
(explosion)
(both scream)
(gunshots)
(people screaming)
- Rest where you are.
Club Sand is about to liberated
by the Torpedo Island freedom fighters!
(Etienne screeches)
- Yeah, you look-
- If anyone moves I will shoot the girl.
(gunshots)
If you'd gone all the way with me
this would not have happened.
- What?
Daddy, help me, help, help!
- [Etienne] Daddy cannot
help you now, mademoiselle.
(all cheer)
- You're fired!
(gunshot)
(all scream)
- That was an accident,
that was an accident!
All right, now...
Follow me!
(gunshots)
(George yelling)
- Oh, Monsieur Lollar.
Comment ca va?
- What's going on?
- Well, the rebels are attacking the club.
- Why?
- They wish to take us prisoner.
- Why?
- Well, they say we are bad.
We say they are bad.
They say they are good.
We say we are good.
- Well, who is good?
- We are good, Monsieur Lollar!
Trust me.
(speaking foreign language)
(all screaming)
(gunshots)
- I love a macho man!
- Oh... no.
- All right, mother fuckers.
Now Pino is pissed!
- Rambo my ass.
(explosions)
(women screaming)
(gunshots)
- George, what do we do?
- What do we do?
- Get to the boats, I'll cover you!
Phil, when you said my wife had nice tits
did you mean to offend me
or was that supposed to be a compliment?
- No, I meant it as a compliment!
They're very special, George.
Why would that offend you?
- Ah, get to the boats.
- You guys are the greatest!
- You really are, George.
(explosions)
- Boy, it's always good
to get away on a vacation.
(George yells)
Into the boats!
Into the boats, everybody!
Whoa!
Everybody, come on, everybody!
Come on, come on, everybody.
(explosion)
Go ahead, into the boat!
What's that boat out there?
(speaking foreign language)
- He's in charge of rescue operations.
You think you're the first grump
that tried to escape from Club Sand?
That's two green, one
blue, and 10 million red.
- Oh, get in the boat and row!
- What?
(dramatic music)
♪ It's getting better ♪
♪ Day by day we'll do it ♪
- [Bobby] Dad, where
are we going next year?
- Next year?
Next year we go to Club Hell.
- [Bobby] All right!
- I've seen the brochure, it looks great.
They've got wild animals that attack you,
torture chambers, hot molten lava.
Oh, it's way better than Club Sand.
(Sheila laughs)
(pop music)
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ It's getting better ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ We'll do it hand in hand ♪
♪ Wrap your arms around yourself ♪
♪ Hug a stranger too ♪
♪ We're all here to fall in love ♪
♪ And make our dreams come true ♪
♪ Can't you hear it ♪
♪ The island's calling ♪
♪ Don't you love it ♪
♪ We're here to stay ♪
♪ Can't you see it getting closer ♪
♪ Don't you feel it ♪
♪ We're on our way ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ We'll do it every day ♪
♪ Now everybody come together ♪
♪ You've got so much to share ♪
♪ You're never know
where you'll find love ♪
♪ It can happen anywhere ♪
♪ Can't you hear it ♪
♪ The island's calling ♪
♪ Don't you love it ♪
♪ We're here to stay ♪
♪ Can't you see it ♪
♪ We're getting closer ♪
♪ Don't you feel it ♪
♪ We're on our way ♪
♪ On our way ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Yes we are ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ It's getting better ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
- Jerry.
Jerry!
What are you saying,
that you're not buying our chairs anymore?
Look Jerry, I know you're
our biggest customer,
but we still can't give the stuff to you.
If you're buying chairs at that price
they're dangerous chairs, Jerry!
They'll break.
They'll break.
People will sit on
them, and they'll break.
Not maybe very fat people,
definitely very fat people.
Look, you're very fat.
Would you sit on that chair?
That's a question, Jerry.
That's not an insult.
Jerry, I'm not angry.
I just asked you a question.
You are very fat.
Merry Christmas to you too, Jerry.
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Lollar.
- Merry Christmas.
Connie.
I just lost the Parkhurst account.
- Stop!
- They beat our price by
buying cheap, dangerous chairs.
- Stop!
- I better tell Mr. Emerson.
- Stop!
- The sofa beds from Dayton
are gonna be a month late.
Should I wait 'til after
the first to tell him?
- Wait 'til Easter.
You're strained and you're stressed.
You don't need the yelling.
Let it go.
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Lollar.
- Merry Christmas, Fred.
- It's Ed.
- Ed, Merry Christmas, Ed.
- Mrs. Lollar's on the phone.
- Yeah.
- He'll be right there, darling.
How are the kids?
Good.
Everything's beautiful.
Bye bye, doll.
- Connie, have you seen Mr. Lollar?
- No.
- Hi honey, how you doing?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Put some butter on it or some ice.
Have we got any scotch at home?
- Lollar!
- Hold on one second, honey.
- Lollar!
Lollar?
Lollar!
- I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm on my way home.
I've got my ear muffs.
Honey, let me ask you something.
If you say to somebody, "You're very fat,"
could that be a description,
or would that have to be an insult?
It would, oh.
I'll explain it to you later.
Thanks, see you soon.
(gentle jazz music)
- Club Sand?
That's a sex club.
- No, no, no, it's not.
Some of them are, but
some are for families.
This is for families.
- Geroge.
- Daddy, I've got a date
with Larry on New Year's.
I can't go!
- Larry's a fag.
- He is not, shut up.
- Bobby, Jessie, you'll kill each other.
Then you'll be so sorry.
- Stay off of me!
- Leave me alone
for five seconds, you're driving me crazy.
Daddy!
- Bobby!
- What am I supposed to do?
Sit here and watch some geek fag
try and use my sister to
clean up his spit balls.
- Oh, shut up you dweeb.
- Jerk.
- Quit it!
Daddy, would you tell the
mistake to leave me alone?
Come here.
- You're gonna give me a hernia!
- Jessie honey, you'll
have plenty of time to date
when you're older.
How often do you get a
chance to go to an island?
Oh, Jessie.
Brad, Brad!
Where's Brad?
Brad, are you gonna join us?
- Oh honey, Brad ate earlier.
- Brad, it'd be nice to
see you every so often.
Brad, it's Christmas Eve.
Brad?
- He's trying to find himself.
- [Bobby] He found himself in
the bathroom about a year ago.
- Bobby.
- Hey, this place looks really great.
There's a little mini camp for me.
- It's gonna be fantastic.
My whole family around
me for an entire week.
It's gonna be just great.
- Yeah.
- It will be, it will be, I'm telling you.
It's gonna be the vacation of a lifetime.
(all screaming)
(bizarre electronic music)
- Sorry folks, that was an air pocket.
- It was an air pocket.
It was an air pocket.
- Oh yeah.
Get those all the time on these routes.
- I'm George Lollar.
- Walter Ambrose.
- How you doing?
This is my wife, Sheila.
- Hi!
- Hello.
- You been to Club Sand before?
- Oh sure, all over the world.
- Do you enjoy them?
- They're the best.
- The best.
- You're a photographer?
- No, I just like to
videotape while I screw.
(lively tropical music)
(whistle blows)
- [Bobby] What's going on?
- [George] What's going on?
- [Man] You're late for the bus!
- We're late for the bus.
(all bickering)
Come on, come on, we're late for the bus!
(whistle blows)
- I never saw a bus like that before.
- You'll see lots of stuff down here
you've never seen before.
- Come on, little boy.
- Why are there so many soldiers?
(guide speaking foreign language)
What's going on?
What language is that?
- Spanish.
- Well, what does that mean in English?
I don't speak Spanish.
(speaking foreign language)
What is it?
All right, I just don't speak-
I don't speak Spanish!
Just say what is it you want us to do.
All right!
(crowd applauds)
(speaking foreign language)
- Welcome to Club Sand!
(crowd cheers)
My name is Curt.
I am chief of the village.
(speaking foreign language)
Thank you.
And now, if you will bring
your watches and wallets
up to the stage for safekeeping,
you will never see them again!
(crowd laughs)
No, but seriously.
Here at Club Sand, we watch over.
There are no locks on the doors.
We are a free and open society, so relax,
enjoy yourself, have a cocktail,
or six or seven cocktails.
(crowd laughs)
And now, room assignments!
- I'm Pino, come with me.
All right, let's see.
Phil and Dorothy Cocoran,
you're here in cabin number E together.
- Ah, E for excellence.
(both laugh)
- Why do we have to carry our own bags?
- We are all free here.
This is Club Sand.
Don't worry, my name is Pino.
Okay, here we have Robert and...
Wait a minute, no.
Brad Lollar and Lester Gabriel.
- He has a roommate?
- Yes, he has a roommate.
We all have roommates here
at Club Sand, so don't worry.
Follow me, my name is Pino.
- Bye, Brad.
- Robert and Jessica Lollar.
- Get a good wash up, kids.
- Yes, and after you get a good wash up
if there's anything you need at all
you can call me and my name is Pino.
Pino.
- Pino?
- Pino.
George and Sheila Lollar,
you're here together,
and for you Mr. Walter
Ambrose, you're here.
- How come he gets his own room?
- Well, he paid extra.
- I didn't know you could pay extra.
- You can always pay extra to Pino.
(Pino cheers)
- What's that "whoo"?
(door creaks)
(clattering)
- Honey, be careful.
(Sheila sighs)
George.
- What?
- George.
- It's...
It's...
It's a different way
to think about living.
It's primitive.
We're gonna be living like natives.
Look, it's a skylight.
Oh, I thought it was...
But look, you know, you get a... you know.
There's no phones, no television, no...
- There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Nothing.
- All right, take it easy honey.
- I was afraid it was gonna be a sex club.
Who would have sex here?
- Honey, people have sex
anywhere, believe me.
I'll put the beds together.
(clattering)
- What was that?
- [Bobby] It's okay, mom.
We just knocked over a lamp.
- Oh well be careful, honey.
I'm having a conversation through a wall.
- [Bobby] Dad, can we go home?
- Wash up, Bobby.
See, okay?
- Well gosh, George, it's just fabulous.
- I mean, dad makes a
decent living, doesn't he?
- Sheila, give the place a chance!
- George, this place is a disaster.
Let's get out of here and
check into a real hotel.
- [Bobby] Mom's right, dad!
- She is not, Bobby.
- [Bobby] This place is a
crummy hole-in-the-wall.
- It is not, Bobby.
Give the place a chance.
- We can't even have a fight.
- Look, I think we're doing beautifully.
You're always asking me to show spirit.
All right, now show some Lollar
family spirit god damn it.
Look, we're just tired, we're irritable.
Let's take a shower, relax,
and talk about this sensibly, okay?
Come on.
- Okay.
George, we're not being
punished for something, are we?
- I mean, not that I'm aware of.
(water dripping)
- George, the water stopped.
There's no water.
- Oh honey, I'm sorry.
I'll take care of it.
(Sheila gasps)
- The water's rusted.
- What?
(George yells)
(crashing)
- Honey, what happened?
- Nothing, nothing.
When everybody takes
their showers at once,
the water goes out.
What happened to you?
- The water's rusted, honey.
What was the crash?
- I'll get some help here.
The crash was-
(Sheila screams)
- Oh, hi.
(Sheila screams)
- Get the fuck out of here!
- Hey, we're all here to be free, right?
- Get the fuck out or I'll kill you!
(upbeat dance music)
(crowd cheering)
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
♪ Wrap your arms around yourself ♪
♪ Hug a stranger too ♪
♪ We're all here to fall in love ♪
♪ And make our dreams come true ♪
♪ Don't you hear it ♪
♪ The island's calling ♪
♪ Don't you love it ♪
♪ We're here to stay ♪
♪ Can't you see it getting closer ♪
♪ Don't you feel it blown away ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
♪ Wrap your arms around yourself ♪
- Come on!
(all chattering)
- Step by step, like a puppy.
- They've got a show.
X-rated.
Brad, how's your roommate?
Jess?
- What?
- How's your room?
- Well, there's no water.
- Everybody takes their
showers all at once.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Bobby?
- I love it.
It's the best show I've ever seen.
- Waiter?
(speaking foreign language)
- Could we have a table for five please?
- Five?
I don't have five together.
- What a shocker.
- Follow me.
Enjoy.
- Push the tush.
Here.
Tush, tush, tush, tush.
- I'm George, this is Sheila.
- Hi, Phil and Dorothy.
She's Phil, I'm Dorothy.
(both laugh)
Listen, I didn't know you
were gonna be sitting here.
I ate your food.
(both laugh)
I was starving.
- Are you kidding?
- No.
They give you pretty small portions.
- They really do, too small.
- I had a real late breakfast.
- We're fairly hungry too.
- What can I say?
Sue me!
(both laugh)
- Mademoiselle, you do not know
what Club Sand's all about?
- Well...
- Excuse me, excuse me,
we didn't get any food.
- Yes, you did, no seconds.
- No, no, the guy ate-
The guy ate our food!
- Bill coughs up half this roll, George.
- See, that's gross.
I really feel that's gross.
- Oh George, this whole place is gross.
- You got it.
Come on, baby!
- Just swing with things and
then you'll be surprised,
things work out and
tend to work out better-
(whistle blows)
(Sheila screams)
- Okay, everybody to the disco!
(all cheer)
- No.
(upbeat dance music)
- George and Sheila, right?
- Phil and Dorothy!
(both laugh)
- Hey, who's the chief?
Through the week, if
you have any questions
you can always find me at the bar.
Feel free to buy me a
drink whenever you like.
(all laugh)
- That's where you'll find me too.
- That's my Phil!
(Dorothy laughs)
- Now that everyone is having so much fun,
let's get religious here for a moment.
You know, I'm sure that some of you
have not yet mastered the Club Sand song.
You know, perhaps if you felt
the significance of these
words, like we all do,
you might appreciate it a little bit more.
Listen to these words.
Step by step we're going to make it.
Hey listen, everybody.
Wrap your arms around yourself right now.
Now I want you to turn.
Hug a stranger too.
Go on, hug a stranger, and
make our dreams come true!
Everybody, get together!
- Would you like a drink?
- You think I'm gonna do this sober?
- What would you like?
- I don't know, get those red things.
Maybe that's how people get through this.
- All right.
- Would you like to dance?
- Oh, no thank you.
- You look fantastic.
- Thank you.
- And, her dress would
constantly pull it out.
And, he said, "Well, how'd
you get the other one?"
She said, "I thought you wanted
it there, so I put it back."
(both laugh)
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- Hey, George!
Did you get something to eat yet?
(Phil laughs)
- Alcohol, please give it to
me narrow and straight, please.
- Hey, so anyway-
- Bobby!
Are you crazy?
Don't you want to grow?
- Of course I want to grow.
I just felt like a smoke.
- Go to bed.
It's way past your bedtime.
- They don't have bedtimes
at Club Sand, dad.
- Bobby!
- Okay.
At least I'm not a fag.
- Bobby, don't use that word.
Nobody likes it.
- Okay, at least I'm not a homosexual.
- Congratulations.
Anyway, we don't know what you are.
- See you later, dad.
- Two red fruit cocktails.
Two-
Two red fruit cocktails.
(speaking foreign language)
I don't speak...
Two red fruit cocktails.
- Yeah.
- Oh, two fruit cocktails.
Red.
- Right.
- Do you have tokens?
- What?
- Tokens?
- Tokens?
- Do you speak English?
- That's what I'm speaking, English.
- What?
- Can I buy them with dollars?
- Oh, god.
- What?
- You Americans bore me.
- Why?
- Everybody in the world does
not use your dollar system,
or didn't you know that?
- Why not?
- What?
- Give me...
Give me $20 worth of tokens.
- Tokens!
Tokens.
- Tokens!
- Hold out your damn hand.
- I was gonna hold out my hands.
Take it easy.
I can get fairly rough if I have to.
- I'm sure.
Five, 10, 20.
- All right, two red fruit cocktails.
- You'll have to wait your damn turn.
(jazzy dance music)
- Would you like to dance?
(both laugh)
- No, thanks, but no thanks.
- My name is Veroneeka.
I'm a counselor here.
- Yes, I saw you dancing.
- Yes?
(Veroneeka laughs)
- I'm George.
- Hello, George.
- Hello.
- Would you like to smoke some dope?
- I... I... I...
What, pot?
- No, hash.
It's really great shit.
You'll think everything is fantastic.
- I can't.
I'm with my wife.
I can't really, you know...
- Oh, where is she?
- She's outside.
- Oh, that's too bad.
(both laugh)
Well, if you change your
mind later on in the week
anytime you want you
can fuck my brains out.
Okay?
Au revoir.
- All right, two red,
one green, and two blue.
It doesn't include a tip.
- Good.
(speaking foreign language)
- I heard that.
(speaking foreign language)
- What?
- What?
- Forget it.
(upbeat dance music)
- Hey!
Jessica, stop that!
- [Man] Hey, watch it.
- I spilled the drinks.
- Hey, you're a real classy guy, George.
- You really are, Georgie!
- You see what Jessica's
doing with that guy?
- They call it dancing, George.
- What's under there, George?
(both laugh)
- Let's get out of here.
Goodnight, goodnight.
Goodnight.
Excuse us, excuse us, excuse us.
Whoa.
Just loose.
Want to make love?
- No.
- Yeah, it's...
That's okay.
- Well, it's a vacation.
Yeah, we really should.
- All right.
(distant moaning)
- [Neighbor] Oh Walter, oh my god.
Oh, Walter.
Oh, yeah.
Walter.
- I'm a little tired.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- [Bobby] And, I love both of you.
- Goodnight, Bobby.
- Goodnight, Bobby.
(distant moaning)
- [Neighbor] You're the king!
(whistle blows)
- Wake up, it's aerobics time!
Come on, dudes and chicks!
Put a little boogie in it!
- Get the hell out of here!
- See you later!
- What time is it?
- [Bobby] It's 5:00am, dad!
- Jesus Christ!
We missed breakfast.
Now we know what time breakfast is served.
- [Bobby] I'm starving.
- They'll feed you in your mini camp.
- I don't want to go to the mini camp.
- You liked it in the brochure.
- That brochure, you
still buy that brochure?
I can't believe you sometimes.
- Sometimes you have to learn
to adjust to things, Bobby.
- How can you do this to me?
I'm your only son who talks to you.
- They're gonna take you water
skiing and horseback riding.
- These are kids!
- It'll do you good to spend some time
with kids your own age.
- Hey, there's Brad.
Brad, where you going?
- There's a nude beach!
- Nude beach?
We can't let him go to a nude beach.
- Why not?
- We can't let him be naked in
front of a lot of strangers.
They could be perverts.
- Brad won't go naked.
- I won't go naked either!
I'd like to get a look at that
nude beach or those perverts.
- Now bobby, behave yourself!
All I've heard are
complaints since we got here.
Let's see some of that Bobby
Lollar spirit now, come on.
- Don't do this to me!
Don't leave me here.
I beg you, please.
Let me go to the nude beach!
Please, I beg you.
- I feel bad if he really
doesn't want to be there.
- Oh, he's all right.
Bobby's a survivor.
- Are we?
Nude beach.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, you sit down.
When the hand goes up,
the mouth goes shut.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Everyone, over there,
come on, come on, come on.
Get over there, get over there.
Go, go, go, go, go.
(speaking foreign language)
- Oh, two folks on a bummer.
- You know what they need?
Club Sand special blend.
- Club Sand special blend.
(both laugh)
Hello, take some.
- Madam, for you.
Hello.
- No, no, no way.
That's marijuana, isn't it?
No, no, no, no.
- Yes, and good shit.
- No, no, we don't smoke.
It's illegal.
- Illegal?
You kill me!
- Illegal, funny.
- No, no, no, we don't smoke.
We'll get rid of it.
We'll put it out, it's illegal.
What are you doing?
It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
- It's a vacation, George.
Come on, let's go over and sit down.
- Look, hand me that.
Don't admit in front of
everybody that we smoke dope.
- George, nobody gives a damn
what anybody does around here.
I mean, look around you.
(George coughs)
- Nobody gives a damn?
Nobody gives a damn?
All of a sudden they're laughing,
and then somebody comes and
taps you on the shoulder
and says, "Hey, you're under arrest."
Nobody gives a damn.
Give me a hit of that.
(George coughs)
It's good, it's good.
We'll be all right, won't we?
I mean, I didn't make a terrible mistake
bringing us here, did I?
- Let me let this grass sit a little
before I answer that, George.
(George coughs)
- Because, you know, I feel terrible.
I love you and the kids so much, you know.
- Oh George, you're stoned already.
- I am?
(Sheila laughs)
I'm very hungry.
- Me too.
- Me too.
You said me too and then I said me too.
We both said me too.
(both laugh)
I feel very sexy.
- Me too.
- Why don't I go get us some food,
and you go back to the room,
and then we'll have a big, sex
picnic party luncheon thing?
- I'll come with you.
- No, no, you go back to the room
and do all that stuff you do.
- What stuff do I do?
- You know.
- I forget.
- You know.
- No.
- What were we talking about?
We're talking about, we were
just talking about something.
- Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, come on.
Ah, I perfume my breasts!
- What?
- The thing, that's the thing I do.
I put perfume on my breasts.
- Oh, yeah.
All right, put your voice
down a little bit there.
Okay, so I'll meet you back
in the room in five minutes.
I'll get the food, I'll
meet you back there in five.
- George, how're you gonna get the food?
You know, they don't serve
here in-between meals.
- Hey, they don't call me
George Lollar for nothing.
- You're the greatest.
- We'll be all right down here, won't we?
- Well, I wouldn't go
straight to all right, but...
- Yeah.
Okay, see you soon.
- See you soon.
(Sheila giggles)
- You are stoned.
- [Sheila] Oh, thank god.
- You're great.
♪ I'm down here with my wife
having the time of my life ♪
♪ I don't mean to be rude ♪
♪ But we'd really like some food ♪
♪ Chinese Japanese French Italian ♪
♪ Those are four kinds of food ♪
♪ No matter how much
you eat on Wednesday ♪
♪ You're gonna be hungry on Thursday ♪
(ominous music)
♪ You gotta go out and get that food ♪
♪ If you're hungry and
you got that stomachache ♪
♪ You gotta get the food ♪
♪ You gotta get it to eat ♪
♪ And I'd like to have sex with you ♪
♪ I would like to ♪
Whoa!
You scared me, you really scared me.
Hey, wow, wow.
(George laughs)
You're like a really
hairy guy, aren't you?
I mean, that's good, that's good.
Everybody should have that kind of hair.
I'm a little stoned to tell you the truth.
I don't mean to be offensive in anyway.
I apologize very much, I'm sorry.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you guys, what are you guys?
Are you guys soldiers
or are you guerrillas?
Good guerrillas.
So, what's happening down here?
It's like the government is...
I should know, but I'm just
another stupid American!
I'm with you guys, really sincerely.
I'm for you, and I hope you...
All the best to you 'cause I'm sure.
Excuse me, I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to touch you like that.
(George laughs nervously)
Okay so look, I didn't even see you guys.
You're great.
Good luck and...
Good luck.
I'm just taking a walk in the woods.
I didn't see nothing.
Oh god, they're gonna kill me.
(suspenseful music)
Oh!
Hi.
- Hey!
Want to play?
- No, no, no, okay.
No, no, thanks.
I think it's dangerous here, honestly.
I think there's
- No, it's not dangerous.
- a guerrilla thing around here.
- No, there's not.
Hi, George.
- Whoa!
- No really, no kidding, no
kidding, I can't, I can't.
Oh, hey!
Come on, come on, are you crazy?
No, really, really.
- No, I'm not crazy.
- No, no, seriously.
I can't.
- Want to take my suit off?
- I can't, really.
Look here, take this, put this on.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- Come on.
- That was an accident, I swear.
- It's okay, they're yours, George.
They're yours for you to play with.
- I can't, really.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, come on.
- Come on, George.
I need it.
- No, I can't.
No, I can't really.
- I know you want to.
Come over here.
- No, please.
No, no, no.
You know, you're just-
I'm sorry, I can't.
No, please.
- George, no!
Come here.
- No, no, no.
I cannot talk, really.
- Come on.
No, stay here.
- Really, I can't.
- Let me take your shirt.
Come on, yes.
- No, I can't really.
Look at that, look at that it's just-
I'm so sorry, I can't.
Thanks a lot, thanks a lot.
Oh, what?
- Oh George.
George, this is Manuelo.
I'm just getting a massage.
- I need to talk to you.
- Hello, George.
- Hello, Maneul.
I need to-
- Manuelo.
- Manuelo?
- Maneulo.
- Maneulo.
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you right away.
- Oh god, George.
We were really just getting into this.
- Do it another time, really.
Manuelo, look excuse me.
Do it later, okay?
- Of course.
You can call me later and we can resume.
- Good, thanks a lot.
Thank you.
Sheila-
- Nice to have met you,
George.
- Yeah.
Nice to have met you, Manuelo.
Okay good, thanks a lot, thank you.
What the hell's going on?
- What?
- What the hell have
you got on under there?
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
- What's the problem, honey?
I was waiting for you, I
decided to get a massage.
- What's the problem?
The problem is that you're a married woman
naked with nothing on
with a guy named Manuelo.
- Manuelo-
- Don't do that!
Stop that!
- George, calm down honey.
- I got lost in the woods.
I got lost.
I ran into a group of
guerrillas in the woods!
- What, animals?
- Not animals, guerrillas!
Rebels!
- What were they doing?
- Eating!
- [Sheila] Eating what?
- Eating... chicken!
- Why didn't you get us
some chicken, George?
- Why didn't I get us some chicken?
They had guns!
What the hell's going on down here.
I can't believe you were
naked with that Manuelo.
(Sheila laughs)
- You're stoned.
You're paranoid, honey.
Everything's threat to you.
You're acting like Maneulo
was trying to seduce me.
- Why do you say that?
I didn't say that.
- Honey, do you still feel sexy?
- Sexy?
- Yeah, do you?
- I always feel a little sexy.
- Well, I'm naked.
- They were very hairy guys,
very scary, hairy guys.
Guerrillas.
- They were probably native soldiers.
- [George] Soldiers?
- Yeah.
- Soldiers.
- George, why don't you come
under the sheet with me?
Come on.
- You're right.
Yeah, but if they were soldiers-
I told them I was looking for some food.
Why wouldn't they have given me food?
Maybe they were just stingy.
Maybe they had a certain amount of food
and they wanted to keep it.
They could have been just
stingy, stingy soldiers.
I can't believe that you
were naked with that Manuelo.
I mean the guy is at his sexual peak.
- Yeah, and I'm at my sexual peak, George.
- Yeah, okay.
I'm getting in there.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe it's the grass, I don't know.
I do feel...
Oh god, paranoid.
Maybe it is the grass, I don't know.
Soldiers, they didn't...
I don't know.
(distant moaning)
- [Neighbor] Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Walter.
Oh god, you're the king!
- Shut up!
(dramatic music)
- Okay kiddies, now I'm going to listen
to some of my favorite tunes,
and I don't like to be disturbed.
I want everyone silent like little mice.
If I hear anyone talking,
I really won't like it.
(pop music)
- Psst.
Have you ever seen anybody do it?
- No, to be honest with you I haven't.
- Well, that's what Club
Sands are all about.
- Who are you?
- My name's Carlos.
- Bobby.
- I'm gonna show you some stuff
that's gonna blow your mind.
- Well, all right!
(tropical music)
- Frisbee, monsieur?
- No.
- Two green tokens.
- Oh George,
maybe we should play Frisbee.
- No, no, we're just gonna
sit on the beach, thanks.
(whistle blows)
- Two for the beach!
- What's the barbed wire
and the barricades for?
(speaking foreign language)
What?
Look, I don't speak, you know.
- What?
- Look, you understand me.
What's the barbed wire for, the barricade?
- What?
- The barbed wire, the barricade!
- What?
- Hello.
May I interest you in some aerobics?
- No, we're just gonna
sit in the beach chairs.
- What's your body like under that shirt?
- My body's fine under that shirt.
- Excuse me, what's this barbed wire here?
- Oh, a nod to Gary Cooper.
- Gary Cooper?
- Gary Cooper.
- What?
- Would you like some towels,
some oil, some lotion, something?
- Yes.
- No, no, no.
- No, we do need towels.
- Two red, two blue, two
green, one yellow token please.
- What's the barbed
wire, the barricade for?
(speaking foreign language)
- Trust me!
- Trust you about what?
About what?
- I don't know.
- [George] It doesn't bother
you that we're surrounded
by barbed wire and soldiers?
- Well, you know honey, nobody
else seems bothered by it.
I don't think we should let it get to us.
(Pino cheers)
- Monsieur, look at this.
I can interest you in extremely
macho French bathing suit?
One size fits all.
Guaranteed to make your
body look like this.
- Well, it's hard to tell
under these tent of clothes,
but my body does look exactly like that.
- Oh, well.
If lying makes you happy, hey.
Oh, you're going to sit in the chairs.
Very good, merci.
(speaking foreign language)
Red for the woman and
four green for the man.
- What, it costs money
to sit in the chairs?
And, it costs more for
the man than the woman?
(speaking foreign language)
Why do you always answer
in a foreign language
whenever I say anything to him?
(Pino cheers)
First of all, I keep my shirt on
because I don't want to get a burn,
not because I'm trying to
hide what's under there.
I mean, that's what's under there.
Big deal.
- I know.
- No, no, he talks to me like...
I mean, they don't mean anything by it,
but it's hard to relax when
people attack your body-
- You've got a great body.
- Well, you should have
said something then.
- I couldn't get a-
- It would have been helpful.
- I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
Just relax, honey.
- I can relax about the
barbed wire, believe me.
I can handle the barbed wire,
but I don't like to deal with barbed wire
and soldiers with bayonets
and attacks at what's under your shirt.
- Look, look-
- It's right here, it looks great!
That's all, I'm all right, I'm all right.
- Just relax, honey, really relax.
Take a deep breath.
Look at this, this is so beautiful.
I mean, really.
This is nice.
- You can get away with stuff in the water
you could never get away
with in a restaurant,
I'll tell you that right now.
God, I hate my job.
It's just stress on stress on stress.
You can get away with
stuff with suntan lotion
you could never get
away with in the water.
There's legit suntan lotion stuff
and there's legit water stuff.
It's one problem after another,
one problem after another.
What does it all mean?
- Oh honey, it means you
can have a good life.
It means you can send
your kids to college,
live in a nice house, take vacations,
have nervous breakdowns on them.
- Hey, that's Jessica!
That's Jessica down there!
- So?
- So, that guys almost
having sex with her!
- But, didn't you say there
was okay lotion stuff, George?
- [George] Not if the father sees!
- Please don't go down
there and embarrass her.
I'm sure it's just fine.
- It's fine?
- Please don't go an
embarrass her, George.
I'm sure it's okay.
- It's okay?
- It's really okay, George.
It's okay.
It's fine, it's fine.
- Fine?
- Yes, it's okay.
- Jessica!
(whistle blows)
Oh, stop with that whistle!
(speaking foreign language)
I don't want to go on a damn picnic!
Do you?
- I'm sure there's food there.
Yes.
- You're sure?
You're sure?
- Yes.
George!
- You're sure?
(man laughs)
(crowd chatters)
- Anyone else for the picnic?
- What are all the soldiers doing here?
- What soldiers?
- What soldiers?
We're surrounded by
soldiers with bayonets.
- Oh, these soldiers here?
- Yes!
- No problem.
- Well, if there's no problem
what are hey doing here?
- Just to make certain.
- Make certain of what?
- Make certain that there is no problem!
(crowd laughs)
Humor, Mr. Lollar, it will keep you young.
Allons-y!
(crowd chatters)
(crowd cheers)
- Everybody lost it, chug it!
Here we go, all right.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
Okay, a bit much.
All right, let's start from the top now.
- Okay think... go.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ You're gonna ♪
- [All] No!
- We're gonna make it!
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
Come on now.
- Very good.
- All right, let's go.
One more time now, okay?
- One more time.
- And, listen!
- Do with us, all right?
Ready?
Begin!
- Everyone together.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
- Okay!
- All right, this is it.
This is the charmer.
- It's going to be the big one.
I know it.
- Okay, here we go.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
(all yell)
Come on, come on, you know we can!
Drink, drink.
Step by step, we're going to make it.
Side by side, come on you know we can.
It's more than just a song, you know?
It's a reflection of a
sociological phenomenon.
Can you imagine if people
from all of the world,
the warring factions of the world,
would come and hug a stranger?
It could change the world.
It's not a song for cynics.
It's a song of hope.
Side by side, come on, you know we can.
You know we can make it together.
It's a hopeful song.
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Why don't you hold my hand ♪
♪ Love in the islands ♪
♪ Love in the islands ♪
- Oh.
Stop.
- Stop what?
- Stop this.
- This?
You want me to stop this?
If you feel in your heart it's so good,
how can it be right to stop?
- No, but see I feel in
my heart and soul bad.
It's just... my body that feels good.
- Let me explain it another way.
- Okay.
(all cheer)
(whistle blows)
- Quiet, quiet!
A new game!
George, George.
Wanda, come here.
When I say go, you run into the bushes
and change into her clothes,
and she changes into yours,
and the first one back here wins!
(all cheer)
(all laugh)
- I can't go to dinner.
I passed out naked in front
of 50 Club Sand assholes.
- Oh, don't worry about it, Georgie.
- You're drunk.
I've never seen you
drink like this before.
- [Sheila] When in Rome!
- They stripped me naked.
- [Bobby] Don't worry about it, dad.
- Stop listening, Bobby!
I've never been so humiliated in my life.
They got me drunk and stripped me naked.
- Oh, we're all God's creatures, George.
Nobody cares.
- I can't go in the dining
room and face those people.
They saw my hiney.
- It was a picnic, George, nobody cares.
You're blowing this whole
thing out of proportion.
Nobody's gonna say a thing.
(all cheering)
(horn honks)
- [All] George!
- George!
- What?
- Hi.
- Hi.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- See?
- Dad, you've gotta spring
me from that mini camp.
I had to go to the bathroom,
but our counselor wouldn't let me
'cause I couldn't speak French.
- Your counselor doesn't speak English?
- She speaks English, but
they told me to speak French.
I can't speak French.
I had to hold it in for three hours today.
Dad, you got to get me out of there.
- I can't have you
running around this place
on your own at night.
It's too weird.
- I love weird.
- I know.
- Can I go eat with
Carlow and his parents?
- Sure.
- Thanks, dad.
See you later, dad.
(all chattering)
- Hug yourself, hug yourself.
- That's the worst show...
I've ever seen in my life.
(glass clinking)
- I'd like to make a toast
to the wonderful time we're having.
(all cheer)
To the wonderful club and
its wonderful facilities.
(all cheer)
To the wonderful counselors
who are guiding us
through the wonderful fun.
(all cheer)
And, especially to George Lollar
for wearing a pair of ladies panties
passed out in front of
everyone today stinking drunk.
(all laugh)
You kill me!
- That's it!
We're getting the hell out of here.
Hey, what time's the next plane leaving?
- Next week when the next group arrives.
- No flights until then?
- Nope.
- Any other way to get out of here?
- You are a strong swimmer?
(all laugh)
- Hey, George!
Better change those Tuesday panties.
It's almost Wednesday!
(all laugh)
- Okay, kiddies.
It's nap time, nap time.
Close your eyes.
Now, if I see anyone up
they won't get their snack.
If anyone sees anyone talking,
turn them into me so they can be punished,
and remember, anyone who
squeals, they'll be rewarded.
Okay now, go to sleep.
Sleep, sleep.
- Hey, psst.
Come on, let's blow this joint.
- I'm not moving.
I shouldn't even be talking to you.
- Okay, if you want to stay
here, that's your business.
I'm going over the wall.
- She'll kill you.
- She'll be too busy noticing the fire
to notice our escape.
- What fire?
I can't believe the balls of you, really.
Whoa.
(children scream)
- Oh, mon dieu.
My god.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm gonna kill 'em,
I'm gonna kill these kids,
I'm going to kill these kids.
Oh my nylons, oh my god.
Oh, you get back here,
you little bastards!
I'll kill you.
♪ Gotta get me on a plane ♪
♪ Get the hell out of here ♪
♪ Some people may think this is fun ♪
♪ But I'm not one of those people ♪
♪ I'm the kind of guy ♪
- [George] Jessica!
- [Jessica] Stop.
- [Man] No stopping is bad.
- Bad for who?
- Bad for life, bad for
love, bad for my organ.
- I've heard that.
(George screams)
(tropical music)
- Hey, hey, what are you doing?
- Your son, he burned down the mini camp.
- I didn't start any fire.
I almost got burned to death,
but I didn't start any fire.
- Did you get burned?
- No.
- [Carlos] She's nothing
but a French Nazi.
- Yeah, she never lets
us go to the bathroom.
- And, she always takes away our food.
- You take away their food?
Well damn it, they should
burn down the camp.
You just leave 'em alone,
keep away from them.
- Thanks, dad!
(speaking foreign language)
- The kids almost burned
down the mini camp.
(speaking foreign language)
Of course I was watching.
And, who are you calling
a moron you, you prick?
(speaking foreign language)
(Curt grunts)
- You're an animal, people like you women.
What's that hissing?
You're like you should be
put into a cage or something.
- You American pig, I kill you!
Come on, come on, come on.
- You're one of those animals.
I don't even know what they call them.
You're, you're, what's that hissing?
- Come on!
- Shit.
(tropical music)
- [Juan] Senor Lollar?
- Are you Bobby's father?
- Yes.
- We are Carlos' parents.
I am Juan.
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you.
- This is my wife, Maria.
Beautiful.
- Hello.
- We are so glad that Carlos met Bobby.
He's such a nice boy.
- Oh, thank you very much.
- It is really wonderful when
the kids can come down here
and make new friends.
- It is really nice.
- Because if we go on a
vacation and have a nice time
and we see that Carlos is lonely,
then we can no longer have nice time.
- That's the way it is!
- Because I always say, and
this I learned from my father,
you must always look
after your children first,
then your time is yours.
- Right, it's too right.
Hey Mr. Lollar, we should get together
and have a drink sometime.
- Oh, I would love that.
I would love to do that.
- That's great.
Have a nice evening, see you soon.
- Hasta la vista.
(speaking foreign language)
- No!
- But, your body feels good, no?
- Yes.
- But, listen to your body.
You are your body and your body is you.
- But, I'm more than just
a body, aren't I Etienne?
- Of course, but we have
to take care of our bodies.
- Am I just a body to you, Etienne?
- I'm going to show you what you are to me
by telling you a deep secret about myself.
Give me a moment.
I am with the rebels.
- What rebels?
- There is going to a
revolution on this island
sooner than I can tell you,
and I am going to be a great part of it.
- Ooh, Etienne.
- I never knew who my father was.
- Oh Etienne, and your mother?
- What?
- Do you know who your mother was?
Who was she?
- Oui.
She was my mother.
I had to work in a
factory since I was four.
- Oh Etienne.
I've never been with a
revolutionary before.
Oh no, now I'm so depressed
you had to work in that
factory since you were four.
- It was not so bad.
Maybe I was six.
♪ Love in the islands ♪
♪ Everybody dance and sing ♪
♪ Everybody shake your thing ♪
♪ Everybody dance and
sing all night long ♪
- [Woman] So easy.
It's just like Pino and I are doing.
- [Man] Just doing the limbo.
- [Woman] Now pose like a ballet dancer.
- Sheila.
Sheila.
- George, hi.
- Come here, come here, I
don't want them to see me.
Come on, now get me in there.
What's going on?
You're acting like a crazy person.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- What's that?
- What?
- That, what's that?
- What?
- That, what are you doing?
- What's that?
- Are you on something?
- I hate mushrooms, George.
- What?
- Pierre and Mimi gave me mushrooms.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- What are you talking about?
- You know, psychedelics.
They make you high and
happy and see things.
- Oh my god.
- It's all right.
I did it once in college.
I can handle it.
- Are you seeing things?
(Sheila laughs)
What?
- Well, your nose.
- What about my nose?
- The pores in your nose
are the size of dinner plates, George.
- Oh, shit.
(Sheila laughs)
- What?
- What?
You're acting like a horse
and you're seeing things.
- It's all right, George.
I'm dancing it off.
Don't worry about a thing.
I mean, at least I'm getting
through this whole thing,
aren't I?
- I've ruined our lives.
- Oh George, I swear to god I'm fine.
I'm dancing it off.
Don't worry about a thing.
I love you.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- [Veroneeka] You must
have a lot of girlfriends
back at home.
- Not really.
- How come?
You're such a good looking boy.
- I can't talk to girls.
I get shy.
- Aw.
Have you ever kissed a girl before, Brad?
- Just my mom and my sister.
- Oh, well they don't count.
(both laugh)
Would you like to kiss me?
- Uh-huh.
(all cheering)
(lively dance music)
- Mr. Lollar?
- Yes?
- You're from Chicago, right?
- Yes.
- You're an important man in Chicago?
I want to meet someone in
show business in Chicago.
- I'm in the furniture business.
- But, you know people, right?
- Well...
- You know people.
Give me just a minute of your time.
♪ Life is but a silly game ♪
♪ It takes years just to learn your name ♪
♪ Then when you know who you are ♪
♪ You can become a star ♪
My card.
I would appreciate
whatever you can do for me.
- I'm really-
- You know people.
♪ Life is just a silly game ♪
- This really isn't your
kind of scene, is it?
- No, not really.
- You don't say much, Mr. Lollar,
but when you do it matters
to you, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- I know you.
I know who you are, what kind of person.
You're very sensitive, aren't you?
- Well, I...
- You're very vulnerable.
- Yeah, I guess.
- You're very attractive.
(George scoffs)
Would you like to go dancing some night?
- Dancing?
- Dancing.
You are gay, aren't you?
- No, I'm not gay.
I'm down here with my wife and three kids.
I'm not gay.
- You just haven't met the right man yet.
Think about it.
- What?
- I didn't say anything.
- Oh, god.
(Veroneeka giggles)
- You're a very good kisser.
I wonder what else you're good at.
(Brad moans nervously)
(Sheila blows raspberries)
- Honey.
- Yeah?
- You okay?
- Yeah.
- Just try to relax, okay?
Just try to relax.
- Okay.
- George.
- What?
- There are a lot of butterflies up there
having sword fights with grasshoppers.
(distant moaning)
- Oh, yeah.
(Sheila blows raspberries)
Sorry.
- It's all right.
(distant moaning)
- I love Club Sand more
than anything in the world.
(dramatic music)
(distant moaning)
- I love Club Sand more
than anything in the world.
- Touch, touch, clap.
Touch, touch, clap.
Touch, touch, clap.
Down and up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Down, up.
Okay, do the plane.
Fly, fly, crash.
Look for survivors.
- Show direct from Broadway?
- Dad, can I talk to you?
- Sure, what's going on?
- I got laid.
- What?
- You know that French girl, Veroneeka?
Well, I did it with her
on the beach last night
and then again in her room
and then on the grass behind her room
and then we went down to the beach.
- Why are you telling me this?
- You said we could talk about anything.
When you and mom make love
does she scream a lot?
- What are you doing?
You don't ask a question like that.
- You said we could talk about anything.
- What are you, sick?
Oh my god, Jessica!
Jessica, put your top on!
Jessica!
Stop your horse, stop your horse.
Let me on that horse.
- Hey, George!
- Jessica!
Whoa, whoa, Jessica!
Jessica!
Jessica, cover your top.
- Daddy, there's a nude beach here.
It doesn't mean anything.
- Don't tell me it doesn't mean anything.
Those are private.
- But monsieur, tops aren't the custom.
- Oh, shut up!
Jessica, cover your breasts.
You'll kill your mother.
- But sir, I was only trying
to say that tops aren't-
- Fuck you and Club Sand!
Whoa.
- Monsieur!
- Okay, okay, okay, listen.
We are now going to play
a very traditional game
here at Club Sand.
And, it is called show us your breasts!
(all cheer)
- Okay, and how you play
is very very simple.
The men lift up their shirts
and show the women their breasts,
and then the women lift up their blouses
and show the men their breasts.
Very simple!
- Oh no, I can't play this game.
- Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three.
(all cheer)
- Sheila!
- Hi, George!
- Sheila, your breasts!
- It's a traditional
Club Sand game, George!
Yeah, it's called show us your breasts.
See first the men show
the women their breasts,
and then the women show
the men their breasts.
- It's just a game, George!
- You're insane!
You're all insane!
Let's get the hell out of here.
Now, let me get this straight.
There's a traditional Club Sand game
called show us your breasts.
- Right.
- The men show the women their breasts,
the women show the men their breasts.
- Right.
- And, you did!
You showed them your breasts!
- Everybody did, George.
- Look, no more god damn mushrooms,
no more god damn breasts!
- Oh, that's not how you
usually feel about them.
- When is that stuff gonna wear off?
- Oh, not too soon I hope.
- Look, I don't know if you're drunk
or stoned or smashed or what,
but you've got to swear to me on your life
you're not gonna take anymore mushrooms.
- All right.
If you promise you'll try
to get with it a little
and have some fun.
- Yeah, with what?
- Whatever's happening.
Come on, Georgie, go with something.
(Sheila blows raspberry)
- No more mushrooms!
(Sheila laughs)
- If you'll promise to try
to get with it a little.
- Well, I can't wait to see
what I'm supposed to try to get with.
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
(all mumbling)
- I haven't had a chance
to tell you, George,
but Sheila's got great tits.
- Wait, one second!
Hold your ponies.
Now wait, stop everybody.
You're great.
Stop, though, stop!
You dance like Mitzi
Gaynor, you're fabulous!
You're fabulous!
But, but there is still one person
who has yet not been possibly
able to learn the song.
We can teach you, Mr. Lollar.
(all laugh)
Come on, we're gonna teach you the song.
- No, no, no, no.
- We're gonna teach you, come on.
- No.
No.
- Yes!
- Yes, we're gonna teach you the song!
(whistle blows)
- Stop with that whistle.
No, no!
It's really not my style.
(crowd chanting)
No, no, no, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
It's just really not my
type of thing, really.
- Oh, George.
You promised you'd try.
(all cheer)
- We're all gonna teach
Mr. Lollar the hop!
- No, no, no!
I hate this song.
- You hate the song?
- You hate the song?
- Yes!
I feel as though I'm being brainwashed!
- Brainwashed?
- Brainwashed?
- Brainwashed?
- What?
- Singing, smiling, clapping,
it's as though you're
turning us into a cult!
- A cult?
- [Man] A cult?
- A cult?
- Brainwashed?
- I just- I just can't take it!
I just gotta get out of here.
I can't stand this!
(all booing)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I couldn't do it.
- Honey, it's okay, look, who cares?
So you couldn't do it.
- All I could think of
was how all those guys saw your breasts!
- George, I'm so sorry, honey.
I'm so sorry.
- That asshole Phil said he saw your tits.
He loved your tits.
He said you had great tits.
- Oh, George.
- I can't handle this.
I just can't handle it.
I feel like a failure.
It's everything, it's everything.
It's not just the song and your breasts.
I feel like I'm worthless with the kids.
I'm just no good with the kids.
- That's not true, sweetheart.
- It is true!
- It is not.
- I'm no good with my work.
I'm so preoccupied with my work,
I can't be with the kids, and
I'm a failure at my work too.
- You're wonderful at work, George.
- And, all these guys are
looking at your breasts.
They're looking at your nipples,
they're looking at your breasts.
- It's okay.
Everybody was doing it, George.
It didn't matter.
- Don't say everybody was doing it.
I mean, look at that.
I know they're not
supposed to look at that.
- Sweetie, they're covered up now.
- I can't, I can't.
I just can't handle anything.
- Oh, honey.
George.
- Everybody's having a good time but me.
- You're having a good time!
- Mushrooms, mushrooms.
- The kids are having a good time.
Everybody's able to
have a good time but me.
- You know George, it's true.
Everybody is having a good time,
and George, you brought us here.
You ever think of that?
Whatever you think of yourself, you know,
we all know you love us,
and it helps us all so much.
George, we all think you're just great.
(explosion)
(both scream)
(gunshots)
(people screaming)
- Rest where you are.
Club Sand is about to liberated
by the Torpedo Island freedom fighters!
(Etienne screeches)
- Yeah, you look-
- If anyone moves I will shoot the girl.
(gunshots)
If you'd gone all the way with me
this would not have happened.
- What?
Daddy, help me, help, help!
- [Etienne] Daddy cannot
help you now, mademoiselle.
(all cheer)
- You're fired!
(gunshot)
(all scream)
- That was an accident,
that was an accident!
All right, now...
Follow me!
(gunshots)
(George yelling)
- Oh, Monsieur Lollar.
Comment ca va?
- What's going on?
- Well, the rebels are attacking the club.
- Why?
- They wish to take us prisoner.
- Why?
- Well, they say we are bad.
We say they are bad.
They say they are good.
We say we are good.
- Well, who is good?
- We are good, Monsieur Lollar!
Trust me.
(speaking foreign language)
(all screaming)
(gunshots)
- I love a macho man!
- Oh... no.
- All right, mother fuckers.
Now Pino is pissed!
- Rambo my ass.
(explosions)
(women screaming)
(gunshots)
- George, what do we do?
- What do we do?
- Get to the boats, I'll cover you!
Phil, when you said my wife had nice tits
did you mean to offend me
or was that supposed to be a compliment?
- No, I meant it as a compliment!
They're very special, George.
Why would that offend you?
- Ah, get to the boats.
- You guys are the greatest!
- You really are, George.
(explosions)
- Boy, it's always good
to get away on a vacation.
(George yells)
Into the boats!
Into the boats, everybody!
Whoa!
Everybody, come on, everybody!
Come on, come on, everybody.
(explosion)
Go ahead, into the boat!
What's that boat out there?
(speaking foreign language)
- He's in charge of rescue operations.
You think you're the first grump
that tried to escape from Club Sand?
That's two green, one
blue, and 10 million red.
- Oh, get in the boat and row!
- What?
(dramatic music)
♪ It's getting better ♪
♪ Day by day we'll do it ♪
- [Bobby] Dad, where
are we going next year?
- Next year?
Next year we go to Club Hell.
- [Bobby] All right!
- I've seen the brochure, it looks great.
They've got wild animals that attack you,
torture chambers, hot molten lava.
Oh, it's way better than Club Sand.
(Sheila laughs)
(pop music)
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ Come on you know we can ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ It's getting better ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ We'll do it hand in hand ♪
♪ Wrap your arms around yourself ♪
♪ Hug a stranger too ♪
♪ We're all here to fall in love ♪
♪ And make our dreams come true ♪
♪ Can't you hear it ♪
♪ The island's calling ♪
♪ Don't you love it ♪
♪ We're here to stay ♪
♪ Can't you see it getting closer ♪
♪ Don't you feel it ♪
♪ We're on our way ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪
♪ We'll do it every day ♪
♪ Now everybody come together ♪
♪ You've got so much to share ♪
♪ You're never know
where you'll find love ♪
♪ It can happen anywhere ♪
♪ Can't you hear it ♪
♪ The island's calling ♪
♪ Don't you love it ♪
♪ We're here to stay ♪
♪ Can't you see it ♪
♪ We're getting closer ♪
♪ Don't you feel it ♪
♪ We're on our way ♪
♪ On our way ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Yes we are ♪
♪ Step by step ♪
♪ It's getting better ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Day by day ♪
♪ We're gonna make it ♪
♪ Side by side ♪