Last Resort (2000) - full transcript
Tanya arrives in London with her son Artyom, expecting to be met by her boyfriend. When he doesn't show and immigration wants to send her back to Russia, she asks for political asylum to buy some time. She has no idea that this will consign them for at least a year to a detention center, a fenced "city" near an abandoned seaside amusement park. Once there, realizing her boyfriend will never help her, she just wants to go home, but withdrawing the petition for asylum takes months. She's approached by pornographers inviting her to strip on line for cash; she's befriended by Alfie, a clerk at a convenience store at the center. She's a dreamer; what can she do?
(ANNOUNCEMENT BEEP)
ANNOUNCER:
This transit is approaching
the terminal building.
Please leave the transit
for arrivals, baggage reclaim
and flight connections.
Please hold tightly.
If you'd just like to stand
on the other side
of the desk, please.
-I'm sorry.
-That's all right.
How long do you intend
to stay in the UK?
I don't know yet.
How much money do you have?
Uh... 85 dollars.
It's not very much, is it?
Yes.
If you'd just like to wait
over there for a moment.
Just sit down over there
with your little boy.
I'll hang on to your passports
and the ticket for now.
Okay. Thank you.
(FAINT CHATTERING)
(SHOUTING AND ARGUING)
No, no, no, no. Go in. Go in.
Keep it down.
Go in, go in. Go in.
Go inside.
I'm sick of this shit.
Seriously,
it's every other day.
Go in. I don't even want
to know any more. Just go in.
You're driving me mental.
Go in, please, go in.
I swear I'm gonna kick off
if you don't stop it. Go in.
Get in. Jesus Christ.
What are you looking at?
-Come on.
-You want it?
Yeah, come on!
Come on, come on!
"In Britain, friendly people
start conversation
"by talking about the weder."
-Weather.
-Weather.
"Look at this expensive."
-Example.
-"It is lovely morning.
It isn't, isn't it?"
-Isn't it.
-"Yes, beautiful.
It isn't it?"
I'm just looking
for any documents
that might pertain
to your stay
whilst you're here in the UK.
I'm not really interested
in anything else
you may or may not have
in your suitcase.
Do you normally travel
with these sort of things?
I mean, like
framed photographs.
It's quite unusual for someone
if they're going on holiday
to take personal effects
like this.
-Are these yours?
-Yes, this is mine.
I illustrate children's books.
Very nice.
Are you intending
to solicit work
whilst you're in the UK?
-No. They are presents.
-They're presents?
-Yes.
-Oh, who for?
To my fiance.
Oh, you have a fiance here?
Yes, he's an Englishman.
-What is his name?
-Mark Wallow.
Would you do me a favour?
Could you just write
that name down, just here?
-Yes, of course.
-And of course,
his telephone number.
But he's here.
-Oh, he's here?
-Yes.
What, in the arrivals room?
Yes, he is waiting for us.
I see.
(ANNOUNCEMENT BEEP)
ANNOUNCER:
Would Mark Wallow...
Mark Wallow
please contact the airport
information desk?
"Can you...
Show me the way home, please?"
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-(CRYING)
-Mum.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
I'm sorry.
Just for a few more words.
I need political asylum.
-Political asylum.
-Yes.
Because... Because my life
is very dangerous in Moscow.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-I don't know what to do.
-I'm really sorry.
I've been trying, not really,
to believe your story
because you've changed it
three times.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-This way, please. Come on.
-(DOGS BARKING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Can you please...
Please get in the bus.
Take the bus, please.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Is there a problem?
-One minute, please.
It's very important.
Let me speak with him.
-I'm sorry, load up.
-Yes.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOG BARKING)
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to Dreamland.
And your caller
for this evening's session
is Alfie.
(MICROPHONE SQUEAKING)
Thank you. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
You may set your box.
Keep to your line.
And your first number...
87, 87.
74, 74.
85, 85.
Two threes, 33.
It's cold man. Freezing.
What are you after?
Smoke house.
20.
Thanks, man.
Yeah. There you are.
3B.
Just follow the corridor
around to the stairs.
17...
Just follow the corridor
around to the stairs.
Thank you.
Artiom.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Excuse me.
-Yeah?
Sorry, what do I do
to make phone call?
Yeah, the phone in this house
is not working.
-No?
-Yeah, it's not working.
It's broken.
Then where I can
make phone call?
You can go out to front.
You can get some.
-Okay, thank you.
-Bye.
(BUSY CHATTER)
Excuse me.
-Don't have change
for the telephone?
-No.
This telephone doesn't
accept coins, only cards.
Where can I get cards?
-Grab City?
-Grab City.
-Grab City?
-Grab City, that way.
-Thank you.
-No, I don't think so.
Artiom? Artiom.
Hello.
Uh, they tell me
you sell phone cards.
-You want a phone card?
-Yeah.
Pick a card.
Pick a card, any card.
It's a tenner.
Do you know how to use it?
-Let me show you?
-Yes.
You scratch that number off.
-Yes?
-Yes.
-You're dialling
that number there, yeah?
-Yes.
-You wait for the beep,
B-E-E-P.
-Yes.
-Yeah? Then you dial
that number there, yeah?
-Yes.
And you should be connected.
You understand?
No.
Want me show you?
I'll show you.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Hey, madam has
an emergency, yeah?
She needs to make a call.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Emergency. One minute.
She's going to make a call.
Yeah, come on.
One minute, yeah?
Yes. She wants to make a call.
Very, very important.
-Help me, friend,
help me, please.
-I can't.
-Look at her, come on.
-Just one minute, please.
Yeah? Come on.
-One hour here.
-One minute.
You can come straight back in,
yeah? Yeah?
Thank you, friends. Come on.
One minute.
-She's distressed.
-Just one minute.
(DIALING)
-(RINGING TONE)
-It's ringing, yeah?
Mark! Ah, no. It's machine.
(BEEPING)
Hello, my love. It's Tanya.
We're in England.
What's wrong with you?
Where are you?
You weren't at the airport and
so they sent us...
-Excuse me, this place called?
-Stonehaven.
Stonehaven near the sea,
and we are living
in the block of flats.
-And, please come and get us.
-One hour here.
-And I miss you.
-(BEEPING)
-Over?
-No. Hello? Hello.
(SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
(BANGING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Hello? Hello.
Where we can buy
tickets, London?
-Sorry?
-We have to go to London.
Where we can buy ticket?
Station's closed,
I'm afraid, love.
Why?
There's no trains until
further notice, sorry.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOG BARKING)
You three. Get lost.
Go on, get lost.
Please stand there.
Mum, come with me,
I want to sort your
papers out.
Just come with me.
No, no. You stand just there.
Mum. Just Mum on her own.
Mum on her own.
Come with me. Come on.
Now, come on. Come on.
These will last for seven days
so in seven days' time
you have to come back
and apply for...
Do you understand?
Thank you. Next, please.
Do you have your asylum form?
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
Could you confirm
your name, please?
Tatyana Krushina.
You should've registered
here yesterday.
This is a general
information pack.
These are your food
and toiletry vouchers
for the week.
But I don't need them.
I want to go to London.
-No, you can't do that.
-Why?
You've applied
for political asylum.
Yes, and so?
All applicants must stay
in their designated
holding areas.
Look, it's in here.
You mean I can't leave?
No, that's right.
But I don't understand why.
If I have money,
if I have place where to stay
in London, why can't I...
The world and his wife
would go to London
if we let them.
Really, my fiance in London.
Yes but your application's
being processed here.
(PHONE RINGS)
How long this will take?
Between 12 and 16 months
depending on the case
and the new computer system.
No, you're joking.
No, look, there's
a very long queue.
This is a very busy office.
Thank you. Next.
I want to know if it's true.
I can't tell you that, can I?
It's a gang secret.
-Are you sure
you wanna follow me?
-Yeah.
-I'll be down trimming
the resources, yeah?
-Okay
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
I have to go to London.
What do I do?
Are you a refugee?
A refugee by accident.
-Why you're laughing?
-No.
No, you don't look
like a refugee.
But I really have to go.
How I can get to London?
I know that they smuggle
people out of here.
Smuggle,
you understand smuggle?
-Contraband?
-Ah, yes.
Yeah. But it cost money.
-How much?
-I don't know.
It's not cheap.
I could ask around, though.
-Yes, please.
-Yeah.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
We have to go.
Thank you very much.
Here, for luck.
-Thank you very much.
-It's all right.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Is it different exit?
-No, you can go out the back.
-Thank you. Bye.
-Bye.
(CHATTERING)
That's a ready five each.
Five.
-Okay. Thank you.
-My change?
-No, we don't give change on
vouchers, love.
-No.
No, sorry.
Where is fish?
Hey, you. Where's the knife
and fork you stole last time?
You bring it back
before you get served.
Mum...
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Excuse me? Can I just join you
for a quick chat?
Yeah? I'm Les, by the way.
How do you do?
What's your name?
-Tanya.
-Tanya? Hi, Tanya.
Hello, mate.
No? Okay, that's all right.
-This is my pal, Frank.
-Nice to meet you.
Um, anyway, I've got to really
apologise to you
because I don't normally
do this type of thing
but we were just like
walking past the cafe
and I saw you in here
and I said to Frank,
I said, there is one absolute
drop dead gorgeous young lady
and I felt compelled
to come and talk to you.
I hope you don't mind.
No? Good.
What it is, we got a little
business out there.
It's involving the Internet.
Do you know anything about
the Internet?
No, don't you know about
the Internet? Yes.
Well, we've got...
We're always looking for
like really beautiful young
girls to work for us
and obviously you fit
into that category.
And we'll be paying about
250-300 pounds a day,
at the moment.
-Better than that.
-Yeah? She's got
a gorgeous cheekbones.
Fantastic.
So, anyhow, what I was goin'
to do, won't take up too much
of you time,
but here's my card, okay?
And, you know,
if you're interested,
just give me a call.
But if there's anything
else I can do, I mean,
I am Mr Stonehaven.
Everybody knows me
around here,
so if you need me, call me.
There's my card, all right?
-Hope to see you soon.
See you, mate. Come on, Frank.
-Bye.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(GIGGLES)
-Hello.
-Can I help you?
Would you be interested
of this?
It is a fur, Russian fur
from Siberia.
It is very...
It is very valuable.
I have two pieces,
and it's very beautiful,
very expensive in Russia.
And you can wear them as...
A hat...
Or a scarf
or you can pin it
on your coat.
I'm not interested in anything
like that.
Okay, thank you.
What you trying to do
to my machine?
What're you doin'? Come here.
You've broken it.
Try it now.
Where's your dad?
My dad's dead.
My dad's dead as well.
Your dad's dead too?
How did he die?
He's dead.
What's the problem
with this Mark fellow?
He's my mom's fiance.
-Do you like him?
-No.
My mom come to England for him
and he doesn't come
to airport.
Does your mom love him?
I think she loves men
who make her cry.
Come here.
You can have it.
It's a present from me to you.
-Thank you very much.
-Yeah.
-Hello.
-Sorry, love, we're closed
at the moment.
I'm just looking for a job.
Do you have any work?
-Mmm.
-I can do anything.
Everybody can do anything,
ma'am. You got a work permit?
Mmm-mmm.
-Well, I'm sorry. Not without
permit. Sorry, love.
-Okay.
Bye.
Ten Benson and Hedges please.
Yeah.
Ah.
Twice fish and chips, please.
-Fish and chips twice, please.
-Fish and chips twice, please.
Yeah.
Um, come on, baby,
let's not fight.
All right, I'll see him.
(SINGING)
(LAUGHING)
Nice one, Bob.
Okay, Tanya,
just give me a little twirl.
Just turn around.
Yeah and just unzip
and give me a flash.
I see her as a school girl,
although, maybe a nurse.
She's got that caring
quality about her.
-A bit skinny topless...
-Or a nun.
A nun, yeah.
A nun will be good.
But what do I do?
Take your stockings off.
All you do is
follow instructions.
There'll be somebody there
on the computer.
These people just send
their little messages down.
-Stick your arms
up in the air.
-And I'll tell you what to do,
and it's dead easy.
I'll show you.
And now rub your arse.
It's okay. Come on.
Roll onto your back and put
your hands down your knickers.
Come in.
This is the nerve centre
of the whole operation.
-Okay, from my little studio
here in Stonehaven.
-And now play with yourself.
People from all over
the world can log on.
Put your legs up in the air
and take your knickers off.
Got partners in Saudi Arabia,
Pakistan, everywhere.
Okay, and the thing
about it is, it's just
you and the bed.
Okay?
So like nobody can touch you.
You don't have to see
any faces or anything.
-So it's like
the ultimate safe sex.
-And now lick your fingers.
Cyber sex.
So what do you think?
No. Thank you.
Well, if you change your mind
you know where I am, okay?
And I think you'd be
great at it.
You're beautiful
and it's easy money.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-Aloha.
-Hello.
-There? Now hold it up.
-Yeah.
-Where's your mom?
-Mom!
Wait, wait. Let me sort
that out. Come here.
Hey, are you doing all right?
I brought you some company and
some food. Are you hungry?
Have you ever heard of curry?
Curry. Beautiful.
You ever had a curry?
-Yeah.
-You little liar. Come here.
That's chicken tikka masala.
That's chicken in a light,
spicy sauce.
It's beautiful, man,
I promise you.
Come here. Sort it all out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Vindaloo, evil,
it's a beast of a curry, yeah?
It's a real wicked bitch.
Pulao rice.
Sweet rice. Yellow rice.
Rice is rice and forever more
shall be so.
Potatoes with cabbage.
Bombay saag potatoes.
You ever had them?
Beautiful. I promise you.
If you throw up,
it's all on my head.
Naan bread,
to soak it up. Yeah?
Do you fancy it?
-We have no spoons.
-Tisshoo!
To get out of here
you need around 300 quid.
-How much have you got?
-Not much.
You must have
something to sell.
Why don't you sell something?
Just my clothes.
Why don't you sell a kidney?
(LAUGHS)
Forget it. No, it's a joke,
don't. Forget it.
You have a few quid
for it, though.
What did you do in Russia?
Must have done something
for a living.
You must have a skill
or something.
I illustrate children's books.
Did you draw that?
-Yes.
-Oh, it's fantastic, man.
Makes me want to cry.
(DOLPHINS CLICKING)
PRESENTER:
Sound may also be used
for sexual stimulation.
Here one juvenile female
buzzes another's genital area,
perhaps to gain information
about her sexual state
and health.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Copulation is performed
belly to belly
with the male beneath
the female and is brief.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Gentle touching of sensitive
areas is also an important
means of copulation.
It's bed time.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Good night, boy.
-Good night.
I'm going to sleep.
Thank you for everything.
It's all right, ma'am.
Okay.
I'll let myself out.
Stop, stop.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOG BARKING)
Anyone caught trying
to escape from their
designated holding area
will be returned.
If you attempt it
a second time,
there will be no more
nice flats,
no more vouchers.
It will be a prison cell.
-(BABY CRIES)
-Do you understand?
Good.
MARK: I'm sorry I can't take
your call right now.
Please leave a message
after the beep.
-(BEEP)
-(BEEPING)
Mark,
I'll go crazy in this place.
Please come and save us.
We need you.
(BEEPING)
(KNOCKING)
Excuse me. We're all waiting
for the phone.
Are you finished?
Yes, please.
Yes. I'm sorry.
(PHONE RINGS)
Excuse me, it's for you.
Hello? Hello.
Mark!
(CRYING)
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
TANYA: I want to be sent home.
I'm not really a refugee.
I've made mistake.
I want to go home.
So you made a false claim?
Yes.
-You changed your mind
and you want to go home?
-Exactly.
Hmm. Okay.
You'll have to write to the
Home Office in Croydon,
formally withdrawing
your application.
How long this will take?
Three to six months.
Three to six months?
That's not so bad.
There are worse places
they could decide
to leave you, Ma'am.
There are some
real shit holes.
You've got a roof over
your head, don't you?
You got your boy.
He's doing all right here.
He's picking up English?
Artiom!
Leave it. I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'm here.
You know, I'm here.
I... I'll help you out.
But you want to go, don't you?
(KEYS CLANKING)
Ohh!
ALFIE: Keys, boy.
There you go.
Thank you. See you tomorrow.
-Nine o'clock?
-Yeah. Yes, of course.
-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
See ya.
(RANDOM CHATTER)
GIRL: Five.
Come on, you said you'd
do five, five pounds, yeah?
-Hiya.
-Hi.
-Out here.
-Good.
-You follow me.
-Yeah.
Come on, five pounds, yeah?
-WOMAN: Okay, five pounds.
-Five.
-(KNOCKS)
-Georgie Porgie.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Too late.
What's that shitty music?
This bloke takes ages.
Go back to your own country?
Cheers!
Oye, fuck off, fuck off.
Come on.
Is your mom in?
-No.
-Are you good with the brush?
Yeah. Come.
So you've got to be very sexy.
Take your time. Look at the
camera all the time.
And I'm now just gonna run
through a few little things
that we have to do,
when we do this. All right?
So I'll just come down.
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
So, when we've done a little
bit of flirting around,
lifting your skirt, and oh,
I'm so naughty.
Oh, dear, I haven't
done my homework, oh, oh...
-Right?
-Okay.
So what we have to do now,
is a very important shot,
because they love this and
this keeps the pants down
there for ages, all right?
So you can do
this for a long time.
You've got your little white
socks, your little shoes,
your little white knickers,
your skirt up around
your waist.
Okay, and the face is
very important. So, hoo-ha.
-Oh, I've been such
a naughty girl.
-(LAUGHS)
Little white socks, shoes,
knickers, and then you bring
this in...
(PANTING)
This kind of thing. Oh, yeah.
Lots of tongue.
Oh, ah... Okay?
Then you can do both
together, if you want.
Huh? With a lolly.
(GROANING SOUNDS)
Okay, so how do you feel?
You're gonna be great,
because you're gorgeous.
All right, come on.
Let's get sexy.
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
Oh!
Oh, try. Not for me. Try it...
-Don't work.
You put too much paint.
-(ARTIOM LAUGHS)
ALFIE: Freak.
ARTIOM: It's good.
ALFIE: Look at that.
ARTIOM: Give me your leg.
Give me your leg,
give me your face.
Give me your hand.
No, no.
Let me put a beard on you.
What were you looking out for?
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
(PANTING)
Right. Go, go, go.
-You're, all right?
-Yeah.
Say if you're not.
I'm not.
Oh, you, naughty,
naughty, girl, you. Yes.
Tease. Tease, tease, tease.
That's it. Beautiful!
Okay, loose the jacket.
Take the jacket off.
Look over here, baby,
over here.
These are the panthers,
they're out there.
Eyes to the camera.
Mmm. Aw, excellent. Beautiful.
Okay, now show us your bum.
Lift, lift, like this. Yes.
Yeah, good.
Beautiful, yeah and
straight to camera.
Nice smile, smile?
Come on, happy. You've been
a very naughty girl.
Okay, now the shirt.
Do the shirt, but leave
the tie on, okay?
Shirt, shirt.
Leave the tie, leave the tie
on, we want to see the tie.
So just move around.
Tease, tease, tease.
And lie back.
Lie back like you did.
Remember the teddy bear?
Do the teddy bear.
Okay. Go, rub, rub, rub, now.
(SOBBING)
Tanya?
-The teddy.
-(SOBBING)
Oh, no! Come on!
We're on line, we're live.
First one to the
top gets a quid.
Yeah? Go!
Spider-man, Spider-man, does
whatever a spider can.
Ha, ha, ha.
Get up, man. Come up.
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Trust me.
Come in.
Do you like it?
Yeah, looks better I think.
The wall paper has to go,
because it was evil.
It was giving me headaches.
I think it's more like a home.
That settee was full of fleas,
so I burned that.
This one's nicer.
Look at that, ting!
You all right?
Yes, I'm all right.
It is really nice.
If you want me to change
anything, I can do it.
-It doesn't matter.
It's no big deal.
-No, no, no.
It is really nice. I like it.
Thank you very much.
Hey, I want to take you out.
I want you to go out with me.
-Okay.
-Yeah?
You will? Good. Good.
That was simple.
ALFIE: 89, 89, five seven 57,
(MAN COUGHING)
three seven 37,
one seven 17,
eight four 84,
eight seven 87,
five O 50,
two six 26,
-eight one 81.
-WOMAN: House!
(RANDOM CHATTER)
Seven four 74,
two nine 29,
eight and nine 89,
four and three 43,
four and nine 49.
Some of these old women,
all about six books.
You know, unbelievable.
Speed, you know, Brrrrp.
(VACUUM CLEANING)
Straight across the page.
Very good for
hand-eye coordination.
You know,
nothing stopping them.
It's a real boost for them,
you know.
Oh, what's the matter?
Oh, no. Hey!
Don't get upset.
Sorry.
No, it's all right.
No, it's all right. Okay?
Why you so upset?
Because I'm crazy.
-No, you're not crazy.
-Yes.
-Why?
-Yes, I'm so stupid.
I don't know.
This city, it's like
punishment for me.
It's like punishment for
some mistakes in my life.
You, know, yes, yes.
Really, I make so
many mistakes.
I've made mistakes.
We're human beings.
We all fuck up.
We all make mistakes,
it ain't just you.
What are you
doing that's so bad?
Yours...
And mine...
I always need, need to be in
love, you know?
I can't live without love,
love.
-There's nothing
wrong with that.
-Yes.
-No, there is not.
-Yes.
Because...
To my husbands
and two divorces,
it's very bad for me,
for my child and now
we're here and I think
maybe it's,
maybe it's my,
main mistake.
You ain't the only one
who feels bad.
-It's so cold, yeah, so cold.
Yeah, yeah.
(BOTH LAUGH)
I remember, he took me
down to the club when I was
about eight years old.
Um...
And basically I was scared,
you know, he put me
in with this kid
who was a bit handy and that,
and this kid come at me
throwing punches all over
the shop, and I don't know,
I just stood back
and instinct, bang, bang,
bang! Three shots, whoo!
Dropped him on his knee.
And I had a bit
of a talent for it, you know,
basically, it
all moved on from there.
MAN: Hmm.
No, you don't
want to see that.
(MAN SCREAMING)
Have you lived
here all your life?
No.
I came here about
six years ago.
Why did you come?
Fucked my life up.
I was in a fight
and I hit somebody
and then did time for it
and when I come out I had
nothing to go back to,
so I come here.
They sent you here?
No. No, I just came here.
This town's full of
people like me.
Fuckups!
No. I haven't seen like you.
Only one like you.
-Because you're really nice.
-(LAUGHS)
You're really pissed.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
And listen,
what are you doing tomorrow?
I don't know yet.
I've got the day off.
Why don't you come out
with me, you and the boy?
We'll go out somewhere.
-Okay.
-Yeah?
Artiom!
Come here.
Have you ever been on a boat?
-No.
-No.
You ever been on a boat?
TANYA: Hmm, Ah, yes.
ALFIE: Yes.
TANYA: Look inside.
It's like a,
like a little room.
ALFIE: Get in the boat.
TANYA: You can go?
ALFIE: Yeah.
(ALFIE LAUGHS)
Yeah, get on the boat!
TANYA: Oh.
ALFIE: Go get on the boat.
Yeah.
TANYA: Where are we going?
ALFIE: Where do you
want to go?
I wanna go...
(ALFIE LAUGHS)
Do you wanna go home?
ALFIE: Hmm, yeah?
TANYA: Not yet. (LAUGHS)
We better get off
because this ain't my boat.
-No?
-No. (LAUGHS)
(TANYA SCREAMS)
Artiom?
(SINGING)
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
How many sugars?
-For me without. Thank you.
-Artiom?
-Seven please.
-TANYA: No.
(LAUGHING)
Just two. That's enough.
-Three and a half.
-Mmm-mmm.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
And he just screwed
his face up and he
gave me a back hander,
and my nose just completely
with blood, you know.
Ever since then
I've had, you know,
tough nose bleeds.
You know, very tender.
But anyway,
the copper turned around,
and he looked at me
and he looked at
the blood on me
and he looked at me dad and
he thought fucking hell,
you know, the kids only
thrown an egg on the doorstep,
but, it was a shock.
And I went up to the old
lady who was at the door
and the look on her face,
man, she was just,
she looked at me,
she said, oh, I'm sorry, dog.
But I... You know,
I'd done the thing,
yes, man.
You ain't
listening to me, are you?
No, just, just
carry on, carry on.
Yeah?
Yes, because you know,
I understand almost nothing
in your English.
(BOTH LAUGH)
But I like look at you and
I like your voice.
-Yeah?
-Yes, just carry on.
Okay, that'll make you happy?
All right, I carry on.
I grow up in the forest,
in the house with three women,
me, my mother, my grandmother
and my grand-grandmother.
(SNIFFS)
Can you imagine?
This is why I'm so mad.
Because everyone repeat
the same mistake.
Married with the wrong man,
and after lonely
with the child,
and whole life
looking for love.
Are you still
looking for love?
Yes, this is why I'm here.
Have you found it now?
(DOOR OPENS)
Oye, shit! Quick.
Oye!
(KIDS LAUGHING)
-Artiom!
-(MEN SINGING
IN RUSSIAN)
Come on!
ALFIE: Eight six 86,
double seven 77.
Our own little lady.
Come on out, like that.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(TANYA LAUGHING)
See you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Give us the picture,
Binky Bonky.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Is that straight?
Tanya, what can I say?
I just came to apologise
about the other day.
It was just unfortunate.
But anyway, they loved you.
Okay. We've been getting
emails all the time and loved
the quaint schoolgirl,
and so you must come
back and do it again.
And I didn't pay you from
the other day.
No, but I didn't do anything.
Yes 250 okay.
And come back and do it again,
I'll pay you 300, all right?
-So take it.
-No, I will not.
Oh, Tanya.
Think about it okay?
You know where I am? Bye.
What was that about?
Some mistake.
Too right!
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-TANYA: Artiom.
-(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(TANYA SIGHS)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
You're one nice kid man.
(GLASS BREAKING)
Shall I?
Danny.
No, no. I'm going to be sick.
Danny stop it, stop it.
Danny please, Danny stop it.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(MUSIC BLARING)
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, now come on, come on.
What were you doin? Eh?
What were you doin' boy? Huh?
Shut.
-I'm gonna make
them lick my boot.
-MAN: Yeah.
Or my heels and then...
I'm gonna,
whip their arses really hard,
until they do what
I want them to do.
Really, really, hot.
Much hotter than this.
(LOUD CRASH)
(SCREAMING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
You left the door open.
Get your stuff.
Why?
Get your stuff,
I'm getting you out of here.
-How much?
-Nothing.
Just come on. Trust me.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-How long we stay here?
-(WATER SLOSHING)
Till the water rises.
Listen, you've got to
stay quiet, yeah?
Being we're on a mission yeah?
Stay quiet.
You know when I went to
this... Porn place,
I didn't do anything.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to know about it.
Just,
I'm sorry I hurt you.
Don't worry.
I like you very much.
(ENGINE ROARS)
(ARTIOM YELLING)
Why don't you stay with me?
I have to be still dreaming.
I've been dreaming
all my life.
I have to go back,
and start my life.
Do you understand?
(TANYA HUMMING)
(TANYA SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Okay, we'll get you a lift.
-Where you going, Mate?
-MAN: London.
-London, will you take two?
-MAN: Yeah?
-This man will take
you to London.
-How much?
Nothing.
TANYA: Nothing?
Right.
Be a good man and look
after your mom.
Go, go, go.
Hope everything works out
for you back home.
-I'll remember you.
-I'll remember you.
-You'll get 'em there?
-MAN: Yeah. Yeah.
It's for you. It's a present.
MAN: Come on!
Okay. Yes.
ANNOUNCER:
This transit is approaching
the terminal building.
Please leave the transit
for arrivals, baggage reclaim
and flight connections.
Please hold tightly.
If you'd just like to stand
on the other side
of the desk, please.
-I'm sorry.
-That's all right.
How long do you intend
to stay in the UK?
I don't know yet.
How much money do you have?
Uh... 85 dollars.
It's not very much, is it?
Yes.
If you'd just like to wait
over there for a moment.
Just sit down over there
with your little boy.
I'll hang on to your passports
and the ticket for now.
Okay. Thank you.
(FAINT CHATTERING)
(SHOUTING AND ARGUING)
No, no, no, no. Go in. Go in.
Keep it down.
Go in, go in. Go in.
Go inside.
I'm sick of this shit.
Seriously,
it's every other day.
Go in. I don't even want
to know any more. Just go in.
You're driving me mental.
Go in, please, go in.
I swear I'm gonna kick off
if you don't stop it. Go in.
Get in. Jesus Christ.
What are you looking at?
-Come on.
-You want it?
Yeah, come on!
Come on, come on!
"In Britain, friendly people
start conversation
"by talking about the weder."
-Weather.
-Weather.
"Look at this expensive."
-Example.
-"It is lovely morning.
It isn't, isn't it?"
-Isn't it.
-"Yes, beautiful.
It isn't it?"
I'm just looking
for any documents
that might pertain
to your stay
whilst you're here in the UK.
I'm not really interested
in anything else
you may or may not have
in your suitcase.
Do you normally travel
with these sort of things?
I mean, like
framed photographs.
It's quite unusual for someone
if they're going on holiday
to take personal effects
like this.
-Are these yours?
-Yes, this is mine.
I illustrate children's books.
Very nice.
Are you intending
to solicit work
whilst you're in the UK?
-No. They are presents.
-They're presents?
-Yes.
-Oh, who for?
To my fiance.
Oh, you have a fiance here?
Yes, he's an Englishman.
-What is his name?
-Mark Wallow.
Would you do me a favour?
Could you just write
that name down, just here?
-Yes, of course.
-And of course,
his telephone number.
But he's here.
-Oh, he's here?
-Yes.
What, in the arrivals room?
Yes, he is waiting for us.
I see.
(ANNOUNCEMENT BEEP)
ANNOUNCER:
Would Mark Wallow...
Mark Wallow
please contact the airport
information desk?
"Can you...
Show me the way home, please?"
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-(CRYING)
-Mum.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
I'm sorry.
Just for a few more words.
I need political asylum.
-Political asylum.
-Yes.
Because... Because my life
is very dangerous in Moscow.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-I don't know what to do.
-I'm really sorry.
I've been trying, not really,
to believe your story
because you've changed it
three times.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-This way, please. Come on.
-(DOGS BARKING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Can you please...
Please get in the bus.
Take the bus, please.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Is there a problem?
-One minute, please.
It's very important.
Let me speak with him.
-I'm sorry, load up.
-Yes.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOG BARKING)
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to Dreamland.
And your caller
for this evening's session
is Alfie.
(MICROPHONE SQUEAKING)
Thank you. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
You may set your box.
Keep to your line.
And your first number...
87, 87.
74, 74.
85, 85.
Two threes, 33.
It's cold man. Freezing.
What are you after?
Smoke house.
20.
Thanks, man.
Yeah. There you are.
3B.
Just follow the corridor
around to the stairs.
17...
Just follow the corridor
around to the stairs.
Thank you.
Artiom.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Excuse me.
-Yeah?
Sorry, what do I do
to make phone call?
Yeah, the phone in this house
is not working.
-No?
-Yeah, it's not working.
It's broken.
Then where I can
make phone call?
You can go out to front.
You can get some.
-Okay, thank you.
-Bye.
(BUSY CHATTER)
Excuse me.
-Don't have change
for the telephone?
-No.
This telephone doesn't
accept coins, only cards.
Where can I get cards?
-Grab City?
-Grab City.
-Grab City?
-Grab City, that way.
-Thank you.
-No, I don't think so.
Artiom? Artiom.
Hello.
Uh, they tell me
you sell phone cards.
-You want a phone card?
-Yeah.
Pick a card.
Pick a card, any card.
It's a tenner.
Do you know how to use it?
-Let me show you?
-Yes.
You scratch that number off.
-Yes?
-Yes.
-You're dialling
that number there, yeah?
-Yes.
-You wait for the beep,
B-E-E-P.
-Yes.
-Yeah? Then you dial
that number there, yeah?
-Yes.
And you should be connected.
You understand?
No.
Want me show you?
I'll show you.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Hey, madam has
an emergency, yeah?
She needs to make a call.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Emergency. One minute.
She's going to make a call.
Yeah, come on.
One minute, yeah?
Yes. She wants to make a call.
Very, very important.
-Help me, friend,
help me, please.
-I can't.
-Look at her, come on.
-Just one minute, please.
Yeah? Come on.
-One hour here.
-One minute.
You can come straight back in,
yeah? Yeah?
Thank you, friends. Come on.
One minute.
-She's distressed.
-Just one minute.
(DIALING)
-(RINGING TONE)
-It's ringing, yeah?
Mark! Ah, no. It's machine.
(BEEPING)
Hello, my love. It's Tanya.
We're in England.
What's wrong with you?
Where are you?
You weren't at the airport and
so they sent us...
-Excuse me, this place called?
-Stonehaven.
Stonehaven near the sea,
and we are living
in the block of flats.
-And, please come and get us.
-One hour here.
-And I miss you.
-(BEEPING)
-Over?
-No. Hello? Hello.
(SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
(BANGING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Hello? Hello.
Where we can buy
tickets, London?
-Sorry?
-We have to go to London.
Where we can buy ticket?
Station's closed,
I'm afraid, love.
Why?
There's no trains until
further notice, sorry.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOG BARKING)
You three. Get lost.
Go on, get lost.
Please stand there.
Mum, come with me,
I want to sort your
papers out.
Just come with me.
No, no. You stand just there.
Mum. Just Mum on her own.
Mum on her own.
Come with me. Come on.
Now, come on. Come on.
These will last for seven days
so in seven days' time
you have to come back
and apply for...
Do you understand?
Thank you. Next, please.
Do you have your asylum form?
(TYPING ON KEYBOARD)
Could you confirm
your name, please?
Tatyana Krushina.
You should've registered
here yesterday.
This is a general
information pack.
These are your food
and toiletry vouchers
for the week.
But I don't need them.
I want to go to London.
-No, you can't do that.
-Why?
You've applied
for political asylum.
Yes, and so?
All applicants must stay
in their designated
holding areas.
Look, it's in here.
You mean I can't leave?
No, that's right.
But I don't understand why.
If I have money,
if I have place where to stay
in London, why can't I...
The world and his wife
would go to London
if we let them.
Really, my fiance in London.
Yes but your application's
being processed here.
(PHONE RINGS)
How long this will take?
Between 12 and 16 months
depending on the case
and the new computer system.
No, you're joking.
No, look, there's
a very long queue.
This is a very busy office.
Thank you. Next.
I want to know if it's true.
I can't tell you that, can I?
It's a gang secret.
-Are you sure
you wanna follow me?
-Yeah.
-I'll be down trimming
the resources, yeah?
-Okay
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
I have to go to London.
What do I do?
Are you a refugee?
A refugee by accident.
-Why you're laughing?
-No.
No, you don't look
like a refugee.
But I really have to go.
How I can get to London?
I know that they smuggle
people out of here.
Smuggle,
you understand smuggle?
-Contraband?
-Ah, yes.
Yeah. But it cost money.
-How much?
-I don't know.
It's not cheap.
I could ask around, though.
-Yes, please.
-Yeah.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
We have to go.
Thank you very much.
Here, for luck.
-Thank you very much.
-It's all right.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Is it different exit?
-No, you can go out the back.
-Thank you. Bye.
-Bye.
(CHATTERING)
That's a ready five each.
Five.
-Okay. Thank you.
-My change?
-No, we don't give change on
vouchers, love.
-No.
No, sorry.
Where is fish?
Hey, you. Where's the knife
and fork you stole last time?
You bring it back
before you get served.
Mum...
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Excuse me? Can I just join you
for a quick chat?
Yeah? I'm Les, by the way.
How do you do?
What's your name?
-Tanya.
-Tanya? Hi, Tanya.
Hello, mate.
No? Okay, that's all right.
-This is my pal, Frank.
-Nice to meet you.
Um, anyway, I've got to really
apologise to you
because I don't normally
do this type of thing
but we were just like
walking past the cafe
and I saw you in here
and I said to Frank,
I said, there is one absolute
drop dead gorgeous young lady
and I felt compelled
to come and talk to you.
I hope you don't mind.
No? Good.
What it is, we got a little
business out there.
It's involving the Internet.
Do you know anything about
the Internet?
No, don't you know about
the Internet? Yes.
Well, we've got...
We're always looking for
like really beautiful young
girls to work for us
and obviously you fit
into that category.
And we'll be paying about
250-300 pounds a day,
at the moment.
-Better than that.
-Yeah? She's got
a gorgeous cheekbones.
Fantastic.
So, anyhow, what I was goin'
to do, won't take up too much
of you time,
but here's my card, okay?
And, you know,
if you're interested,
just give me a call.
But if there's anything
else I can do, I mean,
I am Mr Stonehaven.
Everybody knows me
around here,
so if you need me, call me.
There's my card, all right?
-Hope to see you soon.
See you, mate. Come on, Frank.
-Bye.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(GIGGLES)
-Hello.
-Can I help you?
Would you be interested
of this?
It is a fur, Russian fur
from Siberia.
It is very...
It is very valuable.
I have two pieces,
and it's very beautiful,
very expensive in Russia.
And you can wear them as...
A hat...
Or a scarf
or you can pin it
on your coat.
I'm not interested in anything
like that.
Okay, thank you.
What you trying to do
to my machine?
What're you doin'? Come here.
You've broken it.
Try it now.
Where's your dad?
My dad's dead.
My dad's dead as well.
Your dad's dead too?
How did he die?
He's dead.
What's the problem
with this Mark fellow?
He's my mom's fiance.
-Do you like him?
-No.
My mom come to England for him
and he doesn't come
to airport.
Does your mom love him?
I think she loves men
who make her cry.
Come here.
You can have it.
It's a present from me to you.
-Thank you very much.
-Yeah.
-Hello.
-Sorry, love, we're closed
at the moment.
I'm just looking for a job.
Do you have any work?
-Mmm.
-I can do anything.
Everybody can do anything,
ma'am. You got a work permit?
Mmm-mmm.
-Well, I'm sorry. Not without
permit. Sorry, love.
-Okay.
Bye.
Ten Benson and Hedges please.
Yeah.
Ah.
Twice fish and chips, please.
-Fish and chips twice, please.
-Fish and chips twice, please.
Yeah.
Um, come on, baby,
let's not fight.
All right, I'll see him.
(SINGING)
(LAUGHING)
Nice one, Bob.
Okay, Tanya,
just give me a little twirl.
Just turn around.
Yeah and just unzip
and give me a flash.
I see her as a school girl,
although, maybe a nurse.
She's got that caring
quality about her.
-A bit skinny topless...
-Or a nun.
A nun, yeah.
A nun will be good.
But what do I do?
Take your stockings off.
All you do is
follow instructions.
There'll be somebody there
on the computer.
These people just send
their little messages down.
-Stick your arms
up in the air.
-And I'll tell you what to do,
and it's dead easy.
I'll show you.
And now rub your arse.
It's okay. Come on.
Roll onto your back and put
your hands down your knickers.
Come in.
This is the nerve centre
of the whole operation.
-Okay, from my little studio
here in Stonehaven.
-And now play with yourself.
People from all over
the world can log on.
Put your legs up in the air
and take your knickers off.
Got partners in Saudi Arabia,
Pakistan, everywhere.
Okay, and the thing
about it is, it's just
you and the bed.
Okay?
So like nobody can touch you.
You don't have to see
any faces or anything.
-So it's like
the ultimate safe sex.
-And now lick your fingers.
Cyber sex.
So what do you think?
No. Thank you.
Well, if you change your mind
you know where I am, okay?
And I think you'd be
great at it.
You're beautiful
and it's easy money.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-Aloha.
-Hello.
-There? Now hold it up.
-Yeah.
-Where's your mom?
-Mom!
Wait, wait. Let me sort
that out. Come here.
Hey, are you doing all right?
I brought you some company and
some food. Are you hungry?
Have you ever heard of curry?
Curry. Beautiful.
You ever had a curry?
-Yeah.
-You little liar. Come here.
That's chicken tikka masala.
That's chicken in a light,
spicy sauce.
It's beautiful, man,
I promise you.
Come here. Sort it all out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Vindaloo, evil,
it's a beast of a curry, yeah?
It's a real wicked bitch.
Pulao rice.
Sweet rice. Yellow rice.
Rice is rice and forever more
shall be so.
Potatoes with cabbage.
Bombay saag potatoes.
You ever had them?
Beautiful. I promise you.
If you throw up,
it's all on my head.
Naan bread,
to soak it up. Yeah?
Do you fancy it?
-We have no spoons.
-Tisshoo!
To get out of here
you need around 300 quid.
-How much have you got?
-Not much.
You must have
something to sell.
Why don't you sell something?
Just my clothes.
Why don't you sell a kidney?
(LAUGHS)
Forget it. No, it's a joke,
don't. Forget it.
You have a few quid
for it, though.
What did you do in Russia?
Must have done something
for a living.
You must have a skill
or something.
I illustrate children's books.
Did you draw that?
-Yes.
-Oh, it's fantastic, man.
Makes me want to cry.
(DOLPHINS CLICKING)
PRESENTER:
Sound may also be used
for sexual stimulation.
Here one juvenile female
buzzes another's genital area,
perhaps to gain information
about her sexual state
and health.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Copulation is performed
belly to belly
with the male beneath
the female and is brief.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Gentle touching of sensitive
areas is also an important
means of copulation.
It's bed time.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-Good night, boy.
-Good night.
I'm going to sleep.
Thank you for everything.
It's all right, ma'am.
Okay.
I'll let myself out.
Stop, stop.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOG BARKING)
Anyone caught trying
to escape from their
designated holding area
will be returned.
If you attempt it
a second time,
there will be no more
nice flats,
no more vouchers.
It will be a prison cell.
-(BABY CRIES)
-Do you understand?
Good.
MARK: I'm sorry I can't take
your call right now.
Please leave a message
after the beep.
-(BEEP)
-(BEEPING)
Mark,
I'll go crazy in this place.
Please come and save us.
We need you.
(BEEPING)
(KNOCKING)
Excuse me. We're all waiting
for the phone.
Are you finished?
Yes, please.
Yes. I'm sorry.
(PHONE RINGS)
Excuse me, it's for you.
Hello? Hello.
Mark!
(CRYING)
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
TANYA: I want to be sent home.
I'm not really a refugee.
I've made mistake.
I want to go home.
So you made a false claim?
Yes.
-You changed your mind
and you want to go home?
-Exactly.
Hmm. Okay.
You'll have to write to the
Home Office in Croydon,
formally withdrawing
your application.
How long this will take?
Three to six months.
Three to six months?
That's not so bad.
There are worse places
they could decide
to leave you, Ma'am.
There are some
real shit holes.
You've got a roof over
your head, don't you?
You got your boy.
He's doing all right here.
He's picking up English?
Artiom!
Leave it. I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'm here.
You know, I'm here.
I... I'll help you out.
But you want to go, don't you?
(KEYS CLANKING)
Ohh!
ALFIE: Keys, boy.
There you go.
Thank you. See you tomorrow.
-Nine o'clock?
-Yeah. Yes, of course.
-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
See ya.
(RANDOM CHATTER)
GIRL: Five.
Come on, you said you'd
do five, five pounds, yeah?
-Hiya.
-Hi.
-Out here.
-Good.
-You follow me.
-Yeah.
Come on, five pounds, yeah?
-WOMAN: Okay, five pounds.
-Five.
-(KNOCKS)
-Georgie Porgie.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Too late.
What's that shitty music?
This bloke takes ages.
Go back to your own country?
Cheers!
Oye, fuck off, fuck off.
Come on.
Is your mom in?
-No.
-Are you good with the brush?
Yeah. Come.
So you've got to be very sexy.
Take your time. Look at the
camera all the time.
And I'm now just gonna run
through a few little things
that we have to do,
when we do this. All right?
So I'll just come down.
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
So, when we've done a little
bit of flirting around,
lifting your skirt, and oh,
I'm so naughty.
Oh, dear, I haven't
done my homework, oh, oh...
-Right?
-Okay.
So what we have to do now,
is a very important shot,
because they love this and
this keeps the pants down
there for ages, all right?
So you can do
this for a long time.
You've got your little white
socks, your little shoes,
your little white knickers,
your skirt up around
your waist.
Okay, and the face is
very important. So, hoo-ha.
-Oh, I've been such
a naughty girl.
-(LAUGHS)
Little white socks, shoes,
knickers, and then you bring
this in...
(PANTING)
This kind of thing. Oh, yeah.
Lots of tongue.
Oh, ah... Okay?
Then you can do both
together, if you want.
Huh? With a lolly.
(GROANING SOUNDS)
Okay, so how do you feel?
You're gonna be great,
because you're gorgeous.
All right, come on.
Let's get sexy.
(SIGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
Oh!
Oh, try. Not for me. Try it...
-Don't work.
You put too much paint.
-(ARTIOM LAUGHS)
ALFIE: Freak.
ARTIOM: It's good.
ALFIE: Look at that.
ARTIOM: Give me your leg.
Give me your leg,
give me your face.
Give me your hand.
No, no.
Let me put a beard on you.
What were you looking out for?
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
(PANTING)
Right. Go, go, go.
-You're, all right?
-Yeah.
Say if you're not.
I'm not.
Oh, you, naughty,
naughty, girl, you. Yes.
Tease. Tease, tease, tease.
That's it. Beautiful!
Okay, loose the jacket.
Take the jacket off.
Look over here, baby,
over here.
These are the panthers,
they're out there.
Eyes to the camera.
Mmm. Aw, excellent. Beautiful.
Okay, now show us your bum.
Lift, lift, like this. Yes.
Yeah, good.
Beautiful, yeah and
straight to camera.
Nice smile, smile?
Come on, happy. You've been
a very naughty girl.
Okay, now the shirt.
Do the shirt, but leave
the tie on, okay?
Shirt, shirt.
Leave the tie, leave the tie
on, we want to see the tie.
So just move around.
Tease, tease, tease.
And lie back.
Lie back like you did.
Remember the teddy bear?
Do the teddy bear.
Okay. Go, rub, rub, rub, now.
(SOBBING)
Tanya?
-The teddy.
-(SOBBING)
Oh, no! Come on!
We're on line, we're live.
First one to the
top gets a quid.
Yeah? Go!
Spider-man, Spider-man, does
whatever a spider can.
Ha, ha, ha.
Get up, man. Come up.
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Trust me.
Come in.
Do you like it?
Yeah, looks better I think.
The wall paper has to go,
because it was evil.
It was giving me headaches.
I think it's more like a home.
That settee was full of fleas,
so I burned that.
This one's nicer.
Look at that, ting!
You all right?
Yes, I'm all right.
It is really nice.
If you want me to change
anything, I can do it.
-It doesn't matter.
It's no big deal.
-No, no, no.
It is really nice. I like it.
Thank you very much.
Hey, I want to take you out.
I want you to go out with me.
-Okay.
-Yeah?
You will? Good. Good.
That was simple.
ALFIE: 89, 89, five seven 57,
(MAN COUGHING)
three seven 37,
one seven 17,
eight four 84,
eight seven 87,
five O 50,
two six 26,
-eight one 81.
-WOMAN: House!
(RANDOM CHATTER)
Seven four 74,
two nine 29,
eight and nine 89,
four and three 43,
four and nine 49.
Some of these old women,
all about six books.
You know, unbelievable.
Speed, you know, Brrrrp.
(VACUUM CLEANING)
Straight across the page.
Very good for
hand-eye coordination.
You know,
nothing stopping them.
It's a real boost for them,
you know.
Oh, what's the matter?
Oh, no. Hey!
Don't get upset.
Sorry.
No, it's all right.
No, it's all right. Okay?
Why you so upset?
Because I'm crazy.
-No, you're not crazy.
-Yes.
-Why?
-Yes, I'm so stupid.
I don't know.
This city, it's like
punishment for me.
It's like punishment for
some mistakes in my life.
You, know, yes, yes.
Really, I make so
many mistakes.
I've made mistakes.
We're human beings.
We all fuck up.
We all make mistakes,
it ain't just you.
What are you
doing that's so bad?
Yours...
And mine...
I always need, need to be in
love, you know?
I can't live without love,
love.
-There's nothing
wrong with that.
-Yes.
-No, there is not.
-Yes.
Because...
To my husbands
and two divorces,
it's very bad for me,
for my child and now
we're here and I think
maybe it's,
maybe it's my,
main mistake.
You ain't the only one
who feels bad.
-It's so cold, yeah, so cold.
Yeah, yeah.
(BOTH LAUGH)
I remember, he took me
down to the club when I was
about eight years old.
Um...
And basically I was scared,
you know, he put me
in with this kid
who was a bit handy and that,
and this kid come at me
throwing punches all over
the shop, and I don't know,
I just stood back
and instinct, bang, bang,
bang! Three shots, whoo!
Dropped him on his knee.
And I had a bit
of a talent for it, you know,
basically, it
all moved on from there.
MAN: Hmm.
No, you don't
want to see that.
(MAN SCREAMING)
Have you lived
here all your life?
No.
I came here about
six years ago.
Why did you come?
Fucked my life up.
I was in a fight
and I hit somebody
and then did time for it
and when I come out I had
nothing to go back to,
so I come here.
They sent you here?
No. No, I just came here.
This town's full of
people like me.
Fuckups!
No. I haven't seen like you.
Only one like you.
-Because you're really nice.
-(LAUGHS)
You're really pissed.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
And listen,
what are you doing tomorrow?
I don't know yet.
I've got the day off.
Why don't you come out
with me, you and the boy?
We'll go out somewhere.
-Okay.
-Yeah?
Artiom!
Come here.
Have you ever been on a boat?
-No.
-No.
You ever been on a boat?
TANYA: Hmm, Ah, yes.
ALFIE: Yes.
TANYA: Look inside.
It's like a,
like a little room.
ALFIE: Get in the boat.
TANYA: You can go?
ALFIE: Yeah.
(ALFIE LAUGHS)
Yeah, get on the boat!
TANYA: Oh.
ALFIE: Go get on the boat.
Yeah.
TANYA: Where are we going?
ALFIE: Where do you
want to go?
I wanna go...
(ALFIE LAUGHS)
Do you wanna go home?
ALFIE: Hmm, yeah?
TANYA: Not yet. (LAUGHS)
We better get off
because this ain't my boat.
-No?
-No. (LAUGHS)
(TANYA SCREAMS)
Artiom?
(SINGING)
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
How many sugars?
-For me without. Thank you.
-Artiom?
-Seven please.
-TANYA: No.
(LAUGHING)
Just two. That's enough.
-Three and a half.
-Mmm-mmm.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
And he just screwed
his face up and he
gave me a back hander,
and my nose just completely
with blood, you know.
Ever since then
I've had, you know,
tough nose bleeds.
You know, very tender.
But anyway,
the copper turned around,
and he looked at me
and he looked at
the blood on me
and he looked at me dad and
he thought fucking hell,
you know, the kids only
thrown an egg on the doorstep,
but, it was a shock.
And I went up to the old
lady who was at the door
and the look on her face,
man, she was just,
she looked at me,
she said, oh, I'm sorry, dog.
But I... You know,
I'd done the thing,
yes, man.
You ain't
listening to me, are you?
No, just, just
carry on, carry on.
Yeah?
Yes, because you know,
I understand almost nothing
in your English.
(BOTH LAUGH)
But I like look at you and
I like your voice.
-Yeah?
-Yes, just carry on.
Okay, that'll make you happy?
All right, I carry on.
I grow up in the forest,
in the house with three women,
me, my mother, my grandmother
and my grand-grandmother.
(SNIFFS)
Can you imagine?
This is why I'm so mad.
Because everyone repeat
the same mistake.
Married with the wrong man,
and after lonely
with the child,
and whole life
looking for love.
Are you still
looking for love?
Yes, this is why I'm here.
Have you found it now?
(DOOR OPENS)
Oye, shit! Quick.
Oye!
(KIDS LAUGHING)
-Artiom!
-(MEN SINGING
IN RUSSIAN)
Come on!
ALFIE: Eight six 86,
double seven 77.
Our own little lady.
Come on out, like that.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(TANYA LAUGHING)
See you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Give us the picture,
Binky Bonky.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Is that straight?
Tanya, what can I say?
I just came to apologise
about the other day.
It was just unfortunate.
But anyway, they loved you.
Okay. We've been getting
emails all the time and loved
the quaint schoolgirl,
and so you must come
back and do it again.
And I didn't pay you from
the other day.
No, but I didn't do anything.
Yes 250 okay.
And come back and do it again,
I'll pay you 300, all right?
-So take it.
-No, I will not.
Oh, Tanya.
Think about it okay?
You know where I am? Bye.
What was that about?
Some mistake.
Too right!
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-TANYA: Artiom.
-(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(TANYA SIGHS)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
You're one nice kid man.
(GLASS BREAKING)
Shall I?
Danny.
No, no. I'm going to be sick.
Danny stop it, stop it.
Danny please, Danny stop it.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(MUSIC BLARING)
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, now come on, come on.
What were you doin? Eh?
What were you doin' boy? Huh?
Shut.
-I'm gonna make
them lick my boot.
-MAN: Yeah.
Or my heels and then...
I'm gonna,
whip their arses really hard,
until they do what
I want them to do.
Really, really, hot.
Much hotter than this.
(LOUD CRASH)
(SCREAMING)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
You left the door open.
Get your stuff.
Why?
Get your stuff,
I'm getting you out of here.
-How much?
-Nothing.
Just come on. Trust me.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
-How long we stay here?
-(WATER SLOSHING)
Till the water rises.
Listen, you've got to
stay quiet, yeah?
Being we're on a mission yeah?
Stay quiet.
You know when I went to
this... Porn place,
I didn't do anything.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to know about it.
Just,
I'm sorry I hurt you.
Don't worry.
I like you very much.
(ENGINE ROARS)
(ARTIOM YELLING)
Why don't you stay with me?
I have to be still dreaming.
I've been dreaming
all my life.
I have to go back,
and start my life.
Do you understand?
(TANYA HUMMING)
(TANYA SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
Okay, we'll get you a lift.
-Where you going, Mate?
-MAN: London.
-London, will you take two?
-MAN: Yeah?
-This man will take
you to London.
-How much?
Nothing.
TANYA: Nothing?
Right.
Be a good man and look
after your mom.
Go, go, go.
Hope everything works out
for you back home.
-I'll remember you.
-I'll remember you.
-You'll get 'em there?
-MAN: Yeah. Yeah.
It's for you. It's a present.
MAN: Come on!
Okay. Yes.