Last Ghost Standing (1999) - full transcript

In the Bible, gospel of St. Luke says...

Different races must fight with each other

while countries must
invade each other too

the earth tumbles and grumbles

there will be famine and
epidemic everywhere

horrible phenomena and miracles
both appear in the sky

and this everything...

Shows a sign that
the end of the world is approaching

stepping into year 2000

man is far away from moral

and getting away from god



so Satan will try all it can...

To destroy the earth

December 31, 1999

one of Hong Kong's theatres

last play

I inform you the following
property shall be ceased

for processing of j.P. King's theatre

on 666 king's road north point h.K

all property including cash,
real estate, vehicles

will be held in procession
of Raymond tam co.

Starting from 1st January 2000

you understand?

Help!

I've bought you something



really? What is it?

Won't tell you now, guess it

you're bad, you didn't mean it

it means to be new year present

of course I won't give you
until new year has arrived

ok

Look, it's hectic,

everyone is out here

sure, it's new year's Eve

everyone must come out and fever

it's comfortable to ride on a tram

it's so slow, it'll fade out soon

no way

if it is so, it'll be a pity

what do you mean?

All out-dated things must be ruled out

Yeung yeung, I won't always be young

when I grow old

will you rule me out too?

Silly, you're different

even if you grow old, I won't rule you out

really?

Yeung yeung, I love you

I love you forever

Brother cheung, I'm sorry

sorry?

What do you mean? Why so late?

I'm sorry

how come no audience at all?

No wonder it's the last show of the cinema

I'll go and work

I needn't make it clear for you, right?

You don't buy a ticket?

First class or back stall?

Brother cheung, any seat will do, thanks

Inspect the ticket!

Who is that guy?

He's inspector, Usher,

and manager here

he's furious?

But it's ok

as I needn't work here starting tomorrow

don't be like this

what if we eat late supper afterwards?

I want to eat sausage, squid, and fish, ok?

Yiu yiu, shall we take a light supper?

Why?

I paid a lot for the ticket just then

and now I only have...

$40 left

sorry

nuts, why apologize to me?

Nuts

you're so nice

when you're off duty

I'll cook you noodle at your place, ok?

Great!

I'll try hard to find a job!

I know one day you'll enjoy fame

I hope you believe me,
I always have a reason

right

no one likes to stay poor in all his life

if we want to promote, we must work hard

good

I love you with my whole heart

and in no matter what the weather is

yiu yiu, stop swaying now

see the movie, I'll come for you later on

Devils come by the end of century

international ghost buster
can surely help you

please call: 93369336

I'm jacky, I'll be waiting for your call

swindler!

Hello... pig tail

are you alright?

This cinema is very big

but why must you sit in front of me?

I see that most seats are empty

I'll just sit here

do you know your stupidness
affect my business?

This movie is a high-tech buster movie

get lost, don't stare at me

you're taking pirated copy?

You sell pirated vcd?

Clever

only you and I are audience
in this big cinema

it proves that no one wants
to come to cinema now

so why must you hinder me taking copy?

Hey... you want to report to police?

We're all prepared in this field

Nuts

What are you doing here?

Seeing movie

seeing movie?

It's a junk movie!

All is rubbish!

No meaning, no feeling,
no creation, all is rubbish!

No, a movie reveals our lives,

it's good

you tell lies, your boyfriend tells lies

what?

He said he'd eat a rich late supper
with you on the tram

did he go with you at last?

You said you love him, and love him forever

what about him?

Has he ever once said he loves you?

He's only fooling you

you'll be ruled out after he plays you

no, he has said even
if I become old and ugly...

He will still love me

silly girl!

If there were such good guys in this world,
I wouldn't be here

who are you... then?

Let me help you try him out

and see if your boyfriend really loves you

It's closing anyway, right?

Just let me take you home then

It's stink!

Go to hell, you scare me?

Go to hell...

Not yet dead?

Yiu yiu

yiu yiu

Where are you?

Yiu yiu

Yiu yiu... how come?

Am I dreaming?

Yeung yeung, I'm afraid

I don't know what is going on

I don't know why I am here

what do you mean?

Why is this going on?

Where's your body? Where is it?

You must help me

how can I help? Where is your body?

Don't go, you must help me

I'm not going away

I've said he has no conscience

shall I bite off his dick for you?

Don't go away

wait for me

come on

Why is it so noisy inside?

What is this?

You bastard... you bring a girl here and...

Now only her head is left?

How come I know? I only
want her to accompany me

how come I know she has only her head left

pick up her head, don't let it rolls about!

You pick it up as you push it over

she's your girlfriend, you pick it up!

I'll go, but you must look for it with me

it's not difficult,
why must I look for it with you?

It's flying over here!

Still want to run away?

How come it never ends?

It never ends!

It ends

There's a staircase!

It never ends, call for police now!

999 police centre

hello!

- Hello...
- 999 police centre

the ghosts are furious here!

Still won't die?

I'll see where you can go

It's not my hand anyway

I'll see where you can go

Yeung yeung, help me

it hurts

how can I help you?

I have no idea why this happens to me

I don't know how I can leave this cinema

don't go away

if you go away, no one will help me

how can I help you? What can I do to help?

You only have your head left,
how can I help you?

Leave me alone...
I only want to leave this place

look at him, he's casting you away

he doesn't really love you, silly girl!

Leave me alone

I don't know who you are,
just leave me alone!

Stop crying...

Got it!

I get you now!

Still don't die?

Naughty...

Flying around? Can you still fly?

I must ruin your face...

Catch it!

Yeung yeung... it's me...

You don't want me anymore?

No

You bastards

when you made money, you
didn't invest on movies

but invested on gold, real estate...

And you lost all your profit!

You deserve this, now our
place is ruined too!

I must kill you bastards, all of you!

None of my business, I
only work part time here

I'm not the boss,
find the bosses for your revenge

why must you bother me?

You killed my girlfriend,

what has she wronged you?

Why bullshit on?

We mustn't be lenient on these monsters

I've been a worker for decades

but I still had to go, so why not you?

Kill him...

No one at all

They claim this to be the last movie,
but no audience at all

It's bad, I'm in low mood

It's alright now

go home

Yiu yiu, rest in peace

Damn it! I've asked you to leave me alone,
why fool on?

Damn it...

Catch it!

What shall we do now?

No more music

- I'm really in down mood
- Go fix him at once

I can't hold on

have the music turn up please

I still have one

why didn't you tell me?
I must have a smoke at once

come on - let's go

Into men's toilet?

Yes!

Come in, no one is here, quick

no!

Here I am, behind you

what do you think?

Come on...

Look at me, I become
Superman after smoking it

learn from me

I reported to the police just now

it's such a long time,
I wonder where they have gone

they must be fevering at new year's Eve

have we commit a murder?

Are you nuts or something?

I don't know if I will die here

shut up, you're a man, don't cry

I was going to eat late supper
with yiu yiu after work

but I don't have enough money

after buying the ticket

yiu yiu offered to cook noodle for me

she also said she's happy
whenever she's with me

I don't care if we eat a square meal

I just didn't expect this will happen to us

stop crying, get back the $50 now!

Let me buy you late
supper when we leave here

thanks, brother cheung

everyone is celebrating millennium happily

but I'll be unemployed tomorrow

look at me

I'm not an ordinary ticket office worker

though I'm bleeding,
and have lost my arm, I'm still fine

guess who I am?

Who are you?

I am someone in underworld

I work in many fields

don't worry, I'll get you a job later

thanks, brother cheung

great, though I'll be jobless,
I can follow you...

At lease I won't feel
the pain when I bleed

you mean it!

I belong to the underworld, I won't die

Beat it!

It hurts much!

Who called for the police?

We needn't explain now,
the whole stuff is here

What is this?

Leech

what shall I do?

Old people say that saliva spit on it
make it come off, let me help you

What are you doing?

There's another here

What are you looking at?

Can't I go to fever after knock off?

There're some on the pants

take off the pants now, take them off

it's bad it they bite your pubic part

quick, mind your sensitive part

take them off, let me help you... quick...

It'll bite you, take them off... quick...

What are you looking?

Take off the underwear too,
see if there're leeches

go to hell!

It's stink!

How is situation?

Not here

A big lump of shit!

Shit?

Come and take a look

how big is it?

Come

It's shit

- it's really a big lump
- It's so stink

what if we give it a bath?

And see if it can be eaten?

Come on...

It's all wet...

Very funny, splash at it

have a bath now

How come it's gone?

Over there!

Run into the toilet bowl? I must chase!

Let's split and chase

Stupid

Go to hell!

Go! Go...

Go! Go... la...

Let's hide in another clothespress

Coming

don't act rashly

I'm not

I mean you must make your dick behave

you press on me with
your busts, so it erects

I'm giving you face indeed

it pricks me hard, you go to hell!

I think it's safest to hide ourselves here

let's hide here all night

no way!

You fart?

Yes, as I am very nervous

just take it easy

You fart again?

No, it's so think, it must be you!

Sorry... let me blow clear the air

Our fart adds together is super stink

yeah

It hurts!

It doesn't hurt? You survive?

I'd better run away

I got shot...

Sorry!

Blow your head off!

Get up...

What shall we take with us tonight?

Get up!

Dumping shit now!

It's stink!

Where has that stuff gone?

It's splashing something!

- Watch out, it's dumping shit!
- Don't be afraid!

I have some too

chase it!

Come on...

So it fears fair, burn it!

Burn it!

Help!

I'm stuck in the middle!

Over there...

Burn it... dead now?

It's fixed now

madam, I don't think so

we've tried many times,
but cannot leave this cinema at all

I'm sorry, madam

I thought you could help us

but I'm sorry I've made you involved

no, it's so funny

I have no intention to leave here

it's exciting, I want to play more

do you know where the guy

who sat here has gone?

Where has he gone?

He'd dead, over there

you think I'll be frightened?

Sit over there!

Stop fooling!

Let's sit over there!

Stop fooling again!

Give it to me!

Stop fooling!

I'm not afraid!

I tell you, I'm not afraid!

I'm not afraid...

I'm scared...

The ghost hasn't appeared
since you started crying

it proves crying will keep
it away, just cry on...

Cry louder, cry on...

Amida Buddha

cry louder, cry!

How come we are here?

It's stink

what exactly is going on? Let's leave now!

Where yen yen?

Yeah, how come she has gone?

Shall we go out and see if she's there?

You must die this time

I will burn you to dead

What is it?

It hurts, it kills me!

What is it?

Your face!

How come? What is it?

No...

I can't see anything!

It hurts...

It hurts!

It hurts so much...

I'm afraid, where are you?

Pinky!

You nearly knocked me to death, let's go

pinky!

Help!

Help!

How come we're here?

That side...

Madam...

She's dead?

International ghost buster limited

my name is jacky

what can I do for you?

There're ghosts here,
send men here at once!

I'm sorry, sir

we've received many joking calls recently

so please leave your name and phone number

then we can call you back

so as to verify if there're
really ghosts at your place

ass-hole, what company is yours?

If a ghost kills me, I must revenge on you!

You're honest, I can judge from your voice

ok, I believe you, I'll arrive at once!

Yiu yiu

is it you?

Yiu yiu, are you human or ghost?

Don't be afraid, can you listen to me?

Though we can't be together anymore

but I hope you improve yourself

and live happily on

you once told me on the tram...

That nothing is forever

but I don't believe...

Maybe you'll say I'm stupid

but I believe that in this world...

There's something that lasts forever

yeung yeung, I love you

I love you forever

remember the song I sent you

there'll be one day...

You'll become famous

yeung yeung, can you hug me again?

Yeung yeung, help

Yeung yeung, help me

I've said this guy is not reliable

he denies knowing you three times,
you'd better admit now

yeung yeung, help me

So slippery,
the floor hasn't been washed for ages

blind ping, you're looking for me?

It emits fire

run!

What? You call this a ghost?

It's just a monster!

I only catch ghosts,
I never touch this stuff

you don't know,
no one can ever leave this cinema

you mean it?

I tell you, this is my
very first transaction

ok, I'll fight with it
just to have a good start

I must try my best to deal with it!

I'm doing warm-up, please step aside

I don't want to hurt you, step aside!

It's human being

she's human being?

Her head has turn purple,
you still call her human being?

She does look like human

since she's human,

give you a job, read the Bible

read the Bible, and no
ghosts can approach you

Bible can cast evil away, got it?

- I see
- I'll go and catch it now

she's so pity

who am 1?

You're a real good man!

Read the Bible

be strong, have guts and act on

and remain unbiased

then you will never run
up into difficulties

this law never leaves you then

it enables you to stay
to what the Bible says

then you can have a bright future

be strong, don't be timid or panic

and god will be with you

come!

You have tongue tight!

Sing, sing it out with sentiment!

Be strong, have guts

this is it! It reacts a little

and remain unbiased

then you will never run
up into difficulties

again?

Right, sing on, don't stop!

It enables you to stay
to what the Bible says

and god will be with you!

Are you alright?

I'm fine, I just hit my nose

luckily my nose is big enough

escape it!

It's bad, it repeats

Miss Bible... get up at once

it's miracle, the hair
turns black instantly!

You play a more important role than me?

It's bad, you'd better take a rest here

and let me deal with you!

Yeung yeung, run away now

run away at once!

Yeung yeung, run away

you cannot defeat it, just never mind me

yeung yeung, run away!

Silly girl, you're not a tram

even if you grow old, I won't rule you out

really?

I know one day you will enjoy fame

I hope you believe me,
I always have a reason

I'll try my hard to find a job!

Go away!

Yeung yeung, run away!

Run away for life!

I know one day you will enjoy fame

if you believe me...

I always have a reason

If you want to fly, you must... work hard

yeung yeung!

How come this happens to you?

I was very scared, I had a nightmare...

I dreamed that my dead came off, and I...

Yiu yiu

whether you're human or ghost

I'll never leave you in future!

- He can kiss it
- You're touched too?

Ok, I'll admit failure

so you must let them transit
smooth to year 2000

You asked me to catch ghosts
but now you make love here?

Damn it!

I made all the way here, I'm so exhausted

I even have a cramp now

I'd better go home and dine with mother

I'll never leave you alone inside a cinema

right, is there anything
wrong with your neck?

My neck... aches a little here

let me run some medical oil for you

thanks!