La totale ! (1991) - full transcript
To his family, François Voisin is nothing more than a humdrum civil servant. In truth, for the past twenty years he has been working as a crack secret agent. All goes well until François discovers that his son has been skipping school. Using all the resources at his disposal, the irate father tracks his son to find out where he goes when he is not in school. Then François learns that his wife Hélène is having an affair with another man. With the aid of the latest hi-tech surveillance equipment, the jealous husband finds that his rival is a second-hand car salesman masquerading as an international terrorist. To win back Hélène, François contrives an elaborate scheme in which she is coerced into playing the role of a secret agent herself. The scheme backfires badly, and François and Hélène end up in the hands of a ruthless terrorist group.
Hello. Yes, it’s me.
Hello, darling.
Just the usual with Victor.
No. Nothing special.
Okay, til later. Kisses.
For 18 years, she has surprised me
.
with the same restaurant
to celebrate my birthday
EVERY time.
No. Make love.
Happiness is love’s sleeping pill.
Set an alarm for 3 o’clock
I don’t know how live with your family.
Them in their beds and you in the guest room
Well... no. There is something new.
Not everything. Anyway.
I sleep in the garage
It feel right at home because when I wake up
I'm in the car.
Best friends in school
It’s a great idea
You're sure he doesn't suspect.
He thinks he’s dining out with family
He'll be so happy to see you.
I hope so. I came back from Abidjan.
The last time we were all together
Julian and Pauline were not born.
Obviously it was for their wedding.
I had more wind. I had wind.
I’m going to go.
All right, let’s go.
We have a quarter hour.
Officials on Saturday. Then really?
Are you building a bus?
Exciting social success!
Tells us when dad crosses the bridge.
When we were young,
Francois. He had more ambition,
more range than any of us.
And now, we make fortunes in business.
He’s a telecoms worker.
He'll be happy to see you. So am I.
Tell them he’s coming.
Dad’s coming!
That’s it.
That’s it!
There he is.
Just like in the photo.
Francois.
Hello, you reached my car, but I'm not available.
Leave a message after the beep.
Convenient you're on the answering machine,
but bad for your career.
What's happening.
Green light for the plan and operation.
Stop your Einsteining.
The countdown's started.
Oh no. Not tonight!
You’re not 20 years old. You're in your 40’s.
So will you come back?
Love, It’s me.
I’m going to be a little late.
Oh no. Not tonight!
What do you want? The minister of the interior
expects us on command.
How long will it be?
Just over an hour. Maximum.
I’m waiting for you.
It’s not my fault that I’m reliable.
Until later.
It was Francois.
He won’t be here for a good hour.
Why this night?
For your birthday, he's organized
a little surprise at the top.
Nice of him.
Great one.
In the parking lot, there’s
a mechanic who manages the cars.
Again, if he makes you.
We're blown.
Cars coming from the Saint-Cloud bridge.
On the west road.
Roger.
40 years is important.
Take my 40th birthday.
We had a party and
it went wrong too.
I must admit that my wife was unhappy
because her delights were gone..
She was so bad,
poor girl forgot to buy the cake.
Since, I had no candles to blow.
I went out.
I was blitzed
Five minutes.
Everything’s in place.
Good luck.
Roger.
Good. It works.
There’s nothing to be gained from these jerks.
Their brand is austerity.
Hello!
Francois, reset your comms.
I can’t hear you.
What the hell are you doing?
Albert, I need you.
Where?
In the forest.
Need extraction.
Don’t move.
I have to find you.
Start, we've got work.
Halt!
Albert.
I’m receiving you.
You’re not in time.
Tell Helene, I didn’t say I loved her enough.
Don’t mess with him.
Too late.
You messed with the wrong guy.
Don’t move!
Calm down.
It’s me.
How are you?
Do you ever think about giving up alcohol?
What for?
So, I was slow?
Well yes, but what do they say?
Thank you.
You complaining about a little scratch?
What do I tell my wife?
To Helene?
No, to my shoulder.
It’s an accident at work.
You’re right! Everyone knows I
work shirtless at the telecom.
No problem.
Oh, it happens. I'll show you.
Come and help me.
Closer.
That’s it.
Those who age poorly, aged alone.
Keep quiet.
Who’s there?
It’s not me.
It’s Gerard.
Paul, the man with love handles
became a love pillow.
And a dollar mattress.
Happy birthday!
So old.
Vincent.
How long have you had glasses?
Mine.
You know the Burgundian proverb.
No.
Hello glasses. Goodbye cat.
That's Gerard.
I’m winnning.
The glasses have been here a while.
This should be Philippe,
but it’s not possible that he is you.
Yes, but the 40th
anniversary of the meeting is sacred.
You made the trip.
But you want me to tell you?
Your wife is a real life fairy.
The five musketeers.
You could not have made me happier.
What’s wrong?
Accident at work.
with a soldering iron.
Dangerous, the hectic
life of a public servant.
Bye, Francois.
Ignore it above ambition.
Oh telecommunication.
The price. The obligation.
Do you want to keep it?
Hit the road.
Join us in the wild.
My musketeers. I didn’t see it coming.
If you knew how to look around,
you’d known.
Madam, good as always.
Wait, I’m amazing.
Yes.
No also on skates.
They’ve really made success of their lives.
Correct.
Thanks to audio surveillance
by the service vehicle.
We've established responsibility for
sophisticated arms trafficking
to terrorist groups.
So, you put the usual things.
into your surveillance reports.
I know all about him. How he eats.
How he sleeps. How he…
There is nothing in this middle page.
that would really let us move forward.
Who's his French contact or
whether he makes contact himself.
I’m willing to believe he’s suspicious, but…
Either he is very good, or
you’re really really shik.
Because he is a freak, boss.
I’ll give you 48 hours to uncover his contact.
If this mission proves too hard,
I’ll form a new, better team.
Okay?
Dismissed..
Francois.
Yes, boss.
Once a week,
outings to a call girl’s house.
Vannesa.
I'll call all of you Vanessa.
to close the deal.
It is not cheap.
5,000 Francs.
I hope you get a discount.
That's total between two missions.
Francois, how long have you been married?
18 years, boss.
In my opinion, tonight you’re learning new stuff.
at the expense of the venerated princess.
This is Vanessa. I’m not here, but
leave a message
before we talk.
Hello, Vanessa.
I got your name from a mutual friend.
He’s told me so much good about you
that I’m very eager to know you.
Well… I’ll call you back.
What’s your friend’s name?
I’d rather not say his name.
on the phone.
Between us
He is called the Baron.
Isn't he traveling right now.
I met him two days in New York.
When I told him I was going to Paris, he said
I absolutely have to go see his girl, Vanessa.
I shouldn’t look elsewhere
Well, if you were sent by the Baron.
Get Winstons. The essential shoes,
because this kind of chick checks first.
What does he drive?
Are they the right price?
Look important.
Dress in cashmere.
I bet she’ll touch your back to check.
So no wires.
I guarantee it.
Learned that in the books?
No, I got that from Germany for 200 Francs.
These papers are in Michel Gobain’s name.
Angouleme busienssman
You're self important and not ashamed.
We added a New York ticket for authenticity.
Reason for the mission?
Contact. Contact with a prostitute.
If their rate keeps going up like that,
I’m changing jobs.
You didn’t have trouble parking?
In Paris, I only travel by taxis.
Otherwise, I get lost.
You travel a lot?
I divide my time between New York and Angouleme.
I don’t know Angouleme.
That's why I live in New York.
Can I offer you a drink?
No. Thank you.
You know the rates?
Drinks are included in the price.
Help yourself.
I’ll change.
Back in a second.
Do like me.
Get comfortable.
The bathroom is at the bottom right.
Hurry.
I’m waiting for you.
Ah, darling.
It's fine Paulina.
I could have had a dog.
Mom had made a leg ready.
Now it's overcooked.
I don’t like it too rare anyways.
Another standard that jumped.
but there’s more. Technology and sharper panels.
Pierre. Waiting.
Ready, Einstein?
Okay. I’m connecting.
42 45 30 30
Quick Troubleshooting.
My TV just broke down.
No problem, little lady. We’ll come repair.
Friday okay?
Three days? Your slogan is
Help within the hour.
The lady says what she wants.
but in technical service we do what we can.
I can’t be 3 days without a TV.
I’m stuck at home all day.
Ah. You’re lucky to have a sexy voice.
I’ll schedule you for tomorrow.
I promise if you come today...
You won’t regret it.
Well I’m looking at me schedule…
That’s annoying.
I'd have to blow off two customers.
I'd be appreciative.
What’s your address?
It’s almost done.
My little lady.
First we check the horizontal.
And now the vertical linearity.
Perfect.
The bill.
Thank you.
It’s expensive, an hour!
With a place like this.
Does it cost you to study?
Maybe I can discount you 50%
100 percent.
In exchange, merchandise.
I hate to look old fashioned, but
I love my wife.
50%
In cash.
Usually the guys aren’t keen to stay
in the van. Now they're all volunteers.
Channel plus.
More on demand subscribers anyway.
I’m interested in it.
Here we go.
Who’s that?
Some Beauvais
He almost drove us crazy.
Impossible to understand how he could
be there without leaving the building.
He lives on the 3rd floor.
When he meets with Sarkozy,
he just takes the elevator up three floors.
Unstoppable.
As luck would have it, this Beauvais
works for a missile manufacturer.
Good.
Albert, congratulations on your hacking.
Thanks, Chief, but what we’ve done is good.
Nothing compared to what I’m preparing.
Shutting you there.
He’s going back for the camera.
You want coffee?
Yes.
Come on. No nonsense
in the driver’s seat.
Drive like a French uncle.
That was nice.
Give me that.
There.
Open your big blues and watch.
It’s better than hacking.
It’s borderline genius. Look at this.
A lens stashed in the collar. Okay?
It’s connected to this circuit.
What’s he connected to?
What’s he delivering to us?
It's going to get us beautiful
pictures. Thanks.
Up top, a mini VCR
With this wonderful cassette, we will
watch an animal documentary and delight the kids.
For the joy of young and old,
the walk of bread.
There. Watch this.
A coffee?
It’s great!
Well, I wanted to be great,
and I’ve really done it.
He’s not a great cameraman.
A bit crude.
Three young people.
Madagascar.
Hello, dad.
Yes, yes.
This is your room.
Ah, yes.
Too late.
Yes. good morning, madam.
Good morning.
Do you find me still attractive?
Good for the spa?
Are they really?
Now, he eats. Don’t blame me.
Amazing. It looks like Kubrick.
Simple. Here, your moment.
What’s he doing here?
I don’t think it is…
It’s in my jacket.
I’m so going to kill him.
That's interesting. Stopping now.
I want to replay that.
Whoa!
Dad’s going over there.
He’s getting away with it.
That’s not true.
Hell, I’ve been picked
clean for a month.
Well, yes. He has balls because he needs money.
No, it’s your credit card.
Why don’t you go without a bag?
You’re going to see her.
You understand?
And?
He’s not been to high school for a month.
Trading 15 seconds of fun
for 30 years of trouble.
He steals money, doesn’t go to school.
What the hell is he doing?
All young people do.
You need to calm down.
Julien. It’s not possible, not him.
The important thing is…
We are the heat.
That doesn’t change anything.
You’re spinning right now.
I’’m not telling you.
Two thirds of overdoses are junk.
Now what it takes for you to mix me
up with finding his first grade grade crap.
Jean-paul stop.
You’re going to make it right.
It’s okay. I would have seen it.
I hope for you that he did not see more coming.
I went to hit a trans woman.
Make some money.
Honey, Julian needs some credit.
What?
Given his math results, I think
we have to approve.
You don't have to, but If I'm going to succeed
in my life, I must pass my studies.
They are special. It’s not a given, but…
we'll find one.
A friend, my math teacher. He’s super
nice and willing to charge me half.
In exchange for what?
I don’t know. He must be sensitive
to the fact that I’ll make an effort.
Yeah, sure.
What, dad?
You haven’t been to school for three weeks.
Pacman
I imagine you have a good reason.
The best let me off.
You still have to graduate. No?
What for?
To end up like you?
A small civil servant with no future.
A small life. No thanks.
How are you spending your days?
If you want to know,
just follow me.
Well for professonal liers, we got fucked.
Julien. I give him long days.
Yes
I wanted to get his high school diploma.
She’ll make it happen.
Mom.
Your coupe? You think it’s happening?
Hello!
I’m hungry!
Thank you.
How’s it going, honey?
Not too tired?
Alright.
I have to think about calling the professor.
I didn’t tell you.
I visited the high school
yesterday anonymously
Students love him with such
passion for studies.
He’s willing to see them more often.
Make sure he recognizes you.
Car two come in.
Car two receiving.
Coming through the fields local road 12.
It will soon lead to the CD 27 coming to you.
OK. We’re on it.
Subject acquired.
He’s crossed the road.
Going down the same path.
What should we do?
Wait for instructions.
No. It’s going to lead to CD 19.
Car 3. Car 3.
Car 3. Receiving.
Go to intersection of CD 19 and CD 23.
Get going quick.
Roger.
Turn left.
This is car 3. Receiving?
Yes. Receiving.
We’re in position.
Car 3, No bike in sight.
He turned left before the car.
Again, it’s fun.
Condor, Eppe. Condor, Eppe.
Condor receiving.
It’s up to you.
Eppe, it's Condor. Rabbit seen and following.
Okay. Call car 4.
Stay on target.
We’re on our way.
Okay. Loud and clear.
Where?
He’s in there.
What’s he doing?
You’ll see.
No. No. No, thunderstorms.
Now with more fishermen.
Terminator X-Man
OK.
Here we go.
1…2….3
Postal employees only.
We have recommended papers,
but we need you papers.
Come with me.
Show me your beautiful pictures
at your age. Well that’s it.
Too bad you’re not
that good at math camp rock.
It’s rap.
No, but it’s good anyway.
How did you find me here?
I walked past. Heard rap.
I came in.
I wonder…
The gun.
This.
It’s Albert’s
He’s paranoid, afraid of
getting robbed by an old lady.
Nothing to fear.
Are you fucking real?.
I would never dare to talk to my father like that.
I’d be afraid of his reply.
Your grandfather looked like nothing,
but in fact was extraordinary.
Violent.
The first time he slapped me.
I deserved it. I had skipped
classes for at least three days.
The other times?
If I didn’t go back to school,
I think he would have killed me.
Another thing he would not have approved….
is my mother suffering my teenage nonsense.
Your mother is more fragile than a mirror.
Here!
The hot fax.
The whole federal.
That’s from Julian. For using up your day.
Well, bud. It’s a gift.
Just this time.
Today he has fun, but when you zero out.
Go back to school.
He’s a good little guy.
For your information. Boris the bass player
and your stage manager like little boys.
Are you going to ride?
He likes little boys.
I know that, but
how do you know?
Telecoms. The speed of communications is our job.
Tonight, don’t come home
too late to your mother.
For my son…
I was wrong. It is harmless fun.
Don’t worry. It will come.
Where now?
To the town hall.
You can’t marry me.
I’m not divorced yet.
Hi, neighbor. Looking for her?
The stacks in back. Thanks.
Don’t hang up. I’ll transfer you.
Helene, it's still your Simon.
Right now.
On my way.
I’ll be back in an hour.
Must be the season for that.
It doesn’t matter with that dreamy Simon.
You look beaten.
My wife has a lover.
Join the club!
Helene, my love.
They always say, "It’s my fault."
Maybe your chick.
is just like all the others.
The quiet ones always surprise you.
Impossible.
But this guy is simple.
Just call him up.
Look at my wife.
Well, my wife. That’s it.
I’ve waited 20 years for her to respond.
Tell me what he does.
I don’t know.
I just heard his first name, Simon.
I like crazy.
This is practice for me
looking for my wife’s boyfriend.
Ask for the house and I’ll find it.
You’re going to keep quiet.
Oh. It’s been a long time.
Are you still with us?
Here's what I'll get for you,
You'll know everything about him.
Even the length of his dick.
from the Oman ambassador.
You don’t know at home. It’s the total.
Your son is pulled out of trouble.
You wife is the focus.
Your angels’ face that may not see each other.
Reassure me, little girl.
Shut up!
I made you roast pork with salsify.
Tell me the news.
I heard you came to see me at the library.
Just a little hello passing by the neighborhood.
Missed by just a little.
I had to go see a bookbinder.
Because ours increased rates, and we have
fewer credits. So I have to find another one.
That’s stuff you can’t do over the phone?
Ah. no.
You have to see the quality of
the work before making up your mind.
You don’t realize how important it is.
The binding is…
the lifespan of the book.
I forgot the mustard.
Diamonds.
I’'m not talking to you.
Papa.
What’s the matter?
Did you go somewhere too?
Francois.
Yes, Bertrand.
Yesterday you and your team were in the field.
Yes.
Helicopter is essential.
Good campaign.
In relation to that. Let’s move on.
In 1/4 hour.
Gmail, wiretap, immediately.
You’re wiretapping his
home, office and at home.
What did you tell the boss?
Add his number to
the list chief signs.
For the guys.
What about you running all around Senegal?
I'm tired of putting up with
your moods 24 hours a day.
His number.
In a few hours, a truck will leave a Paris factory.
Officially, transporting oil research.
equipment to Greece.
In reality, they are missiles
destined for a country
in the middle east.
All delivered in a kit by our friend, Sarkis.
Once it crosses the border…
You’re blowing it up.
Gentlemen, it’s up to you.
Thank you.
Evening.
Hello.
Hello, Helene, it’s Simon.
Hello.
Wednesday, 2 PM at the tavern.
But Simon I have to go.
Me too.
I have to hang up.
I can’t wait for Wednesday.
Hold on.
I’ll help check it out.
Oh yes. You’re right.
I’m the one who…
Okay. I’ll bring it to you.
It’s Albert. I forgot to give him an important file.
I’m headed to his house.
That’s not true.
Do your work and get it back by morning.
It’s going to take most of night.
I know what it’s like.
When my wife did it to me the first time, I was confused.
Then, I got used to it.
In red…
I’ve got one.
Pills.
Pills.
Capsules.
Glasses.
Pencil.
Ah. It’s good.
When you’re done,
put it back in the bag’s bottom.
Once you have all the items in place.
Verify the video there.
Thank you.
You were not followed?
No.
I turned around several times like you taught.
No one was there.
Because my normal life is my job…
Now, what’s your name?
You must have been anxious,
not hearing from me the last few days.
Yes. Where did you disappear?
A mission I miraculously survived.
And now… I’m back from hell.
Worse than Baghdad?
Baghdad was a holiday next door.
Can you read the intrigue between the lines?
What's written hides foreign policy.
A truck explodes in a parking lot in Italy.
It was you?
You recognize my style.
What was in the truck?
Even on my deathbed,
I could not say.
You know you can
have total confidence in me.
It’s funny you’re telling
me what I already know.
I could think only of one woman…
as I jumped with 3 of my men to the target.
By parachute?
In dark of night.
But not a problem worth talking about.
How did it go?
Rocket launchers… 14 dead.
I lost two of men.
It could have been worse.
What was in the truck?
All I can says is that…
democracy and world balance were on the brink.
Thief!
Took my bag.
No. Your papers first.
That’s right. You’re going
to apologize to the lady.
I didn’t talk to you.
To make sure you’re doing it,
I’m keeping your buddy.
Go ahead!
Fucking shit!
My friend screwed up. It’s all there.
You can check.
Yes. It’s yours.
Still want the police?
No, no.
I guess for you, this seems normal.
I’m going back to the library.
I’ll see you when I come back…
If I come back.
Are you leaving now?
Secret defense.
You’ll read it in your favorite daily.
Good-bye
How long have you been with us, Francois?
15 years, boss.
You didn’t know the monk?
He wss a very good guy.
Well, one day, I don’t know why. He…
got interested in a neighbor.
He got a taste for it.
Three months later, he
wanted to trap the whole world.
He’d gone crazy.
Don’t worry, boss.
My head’s fine.
That’s a very good thing.
And you know we never sent anyone.
I know you keep a clean ship.
I’d like to know that for a long time.
Carry on.
Darling, have a good day?
Routine. How about you?
Oh. Nothing special.
If this isn’t happiness,
I don’t know what is.
So true.
Sometimes, you want to do what you don’t usually.
I don’t know about change.
Start a new life.
What for?
For the habits. Like that.
We always believe that elsewhere is better.
If it’s not so good, come back.
Selena…
Why don’t you go private?
If you’re so bored with me…
But don’t you be young again?
I’m not that old.
Me neither.
I don’t want to live like an old lady.
What more can I offer you than I have?
Nothing.
Hello, darling.
I’m in Beirut.
In a grocery store, very picturesque.
An incredible mission.
If I come out alive,
I’ll tell you.
Don’t cry my, flower.
This French rooster will
defend himself to the death.
Honey, I have to hang up.
There’s a guy coming up to me.
Not sure he’s friendly…
There’s a guy coming in
half an hour about the Eldorado.
It’s going to be hot tonight.
In the mean time, go prep the Eledorado.
You go too.
Doesn't it sing to you?
Hello, she says.
Hello.
Let’s pull the chicks.
They will jump for this.
To know. To understand.
Be entititled to it.
We’re off!
It’s not a great drive, but
that’s not why you get it.
No.
It’s fully equipped to catch the big game.
From box to the sheets.
I enjoyed it.
I broke in the package.
Why get rid of it?
I like change in all areas.
I catch and release.
Can we try the highway?
No. Problem.
It’s a quest of speed.
because old Americans are
like young French people. It’s hot!
Meanwhile, I have a call to make.
Let’s grab a bite to eat.
It’s my treat.
If you buy cash.
Hello, gentlemen.
Hello.
Telephone?
On the right, next to the toilet.
I’ll wash my hands.
Hello, Chantal. It’s still me.
It’s closed like I broke it.
I made Qatar.
I’ll tell you about it.
It’s complicated. I couldn’t
stay the morning in Cairo.
Can you pick me up from the competition?
Art.
Forever.
Except for you.
Two guys already have offers on the Eldorado.
You’re a friend.
I’ll give you priority.
I’d tell my wife, but
this kind of car makes them dream.
You got it figured out!
With chicks, there is no secret.
You have to make them dream.
You have to get them out of their shitty, everyday life.
Look at me for example.
I’m not physically attractive..
But No!
I understand.
A page from the paper, packs your puddings.
You have trick?
A sure thing.
What?
Professional secret.
1000 invested.
I pretend to travel.
and my suburbanite thinks she’s
at the end of the world with Indiana Jones.
Magic of the word.
Did you see that one?
Normal.
You’d have that if you wanted.
But she’s not my style.
Find a challenge.
My favorite are the, uptight housewifes.
The teacher kind without sex with their husbands.
I was like a sex tutor.
With their husbands, no.
All badgers. If they are bad fucks,
it is thanks to themselves.
Those jerks!
Take my Eldorado.
Can I try if for three days?
Because it’s you…
Today, you take care of foreign money.
A german. Yes, yes.
Wait till you see her.
She’s going to land at Orley.
Let her come, Frankfurt.
Rent a car.
An operative places a beacon.
She always uses three cars for travel.
She’s extremely careful.
So, don’t get seen.
She’s got to joing Genlis.
When that’s done…
We intervene.
Bring them here for questioning.
Have you been listening?
Yes.
But nothing interesting, you know.
News about Simon?
Nothing for three days.
One’s missing.
What do you mean?
They’re numbered, moron.
They’re 25 to 27.
Where’s the 26th?
Are you going to fire me?
Where is the 26th!
Helene, I have a very
important service to ask you
We have to see each other.
But I can’t.
It’s a matter of life and death.
About?
I’m in my hideout now.
Come join me.
But what happened to you?
Serious. I’ll tell you at 1 PM
Car 2, Eppe. Car 2.
Car 2. Loud and clear.
Where is the client’s car?
In front of the Rapheal hotel, Kleber Avenue.
Ok. Thank you. Over.
No, Francois. No.
Why not?
You’re going to do something stupid.
So, I’ll get out and call the boss.
It’s not nice to snitch.
I’ll throw you too.
I’m white as snow.
What are you going to throw at me?
Selective memory.
That spy that you let go for a little pipe.
That’s right?
I know everything about you.
So, you have no choice to the end.
Alert, Eppe.
Leaving hotel.
She is leaving the hotel.
Okay. Stay out of visual.
Minimum range one kilometer.
Message received.
I have to be away.
I’ll be back in a little.
Ah. Simon.
The customer stopped a short
while in Evry center.
She just left.
Of course. Continue.
Followed?
No, I did as you taught me.
You have to become my wife.
I’m already married.
Just a mission to Acapulco.
I need to be married. You understand.
You’ll play my wife.
I can’t do that.
I can’t rely on someone else there.
On the spot you’ll be fine.
You’ll only play my wife for the mission.
But it’s impossible.
You’re going to experience with me
intensity that you can't imagine.
Others are the opposite of us.
Not children of valor.
They'll never believe we're a couple
if we haven't consummated.
Please, for democracy, for law, for me.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Who do you work for?
Evry City.
I'm just a librarian.
That’s right.
And I’m a priest at Saint-Phillipe du roule.
I swear before God.
What were you doing working hours
in a caravan with an international terrorist.
He said he works for France.
How long have you known him?
It’s a completely crazy story.
We’ll judge.
Start talking.
It was about a month ago.
I was taking tea in the
cafe across the library.
Look here. It is a matter of life or death.
I’ll give you a call.
I’ll tell you about it.
Alright?
I know I should have told the police.
Why didn’t you?
I don’t know.
He didn’t look dangerous.
Yes.
I have a boring life.
Are you married?
Yes.
It doesn’t seem very exciting.
My husband is a civil servant.
I understand.
You’re pissing away your life.
No
Then, you need adventure.
Like everyone else.
Like all women
Perhaps.
Tell us about your sexual relations with your husband.
Should not be hard to remember.
Three days ago.
Three days later.
It’s me.
Do you remember saving my life?
The attache.
Ah. Yes.
Do you still have it?
Yes, in my office.
I need it urgently.
Set a rendevous at the same cafe.
Did you open it?
A bit. I closed it right away.
So you know.
Who are you?
I’ll tell you .
I’m risking my life for France.
I just came back from Beirut,
but almost didn’t survive.
I have to go back.
Have you seen him often?
Every time he came back
from a mission he’d call me.
Did you sleep with him?
I’m married.
You’re not the first one who’s sleeping
with an adventurer instead of a civil servant.
I swear to God.
He doesn’t have any money.
How long has it made you want an island?
I love him.
Sexually speaking, it’s not what it used to be.
I don’t want anyone but my husband.
You know you could face 10 years in prison.
I have to go home because…
My mother, my husband and my
children are waiting for me.
We’re going to put you incommunicado.
Let me out of here!
Put down the chair.
Calm down.
There may be a solution.
Working for us.
But I’m not a spy.
It will get you out of your
little, monotonous life.
I don’t want to change my life.
It’s that or prison.
I want to go home.
For that, you have to agree to work with us.
What would that be?
For small missions
very simple to start.
What’s next?
We’ll see.
You have no choice but to accept.
Otherwise, goodbye to your little family life.
My husband won’t know?
No one should know you work for us.
and certainly not him.
Since I have no choice?
Yes.
From now on…
You are Jean Fleury.
Say what?
Your new codename is Jean Fleury.
No, It’s Topaz.
We’re taking you back.
Motherfucker.
We’ve been looking for you for years.
You did make us drool. Well done.
Now it’s over.
You’ve mistaken me for someone else.
We know all about you, Kevin Stark.
International terrorist.
But my name’s Simon.
I sell rotten crates in the suburbs.
I know.
You?
But…
You take it, my Eldorado?
He knows what I sell is sublime.
Tell that to jerks,
we know you’re selling cars.
We know that is a cover.
Your real job is a terrorist.
Two weeks ago.
You sank a boat to Tripoli.
And last week, you destroyed
missiles at the Italian border.
That’s just what I tell the chicks to excite them.
I’m a bum.
I’m afraid of everything.
Not it’s not.
That would be…
I’ll be gone.
I’m nothing.
I’m just hit up chicks.
I’m forced to fuck people.
What would I want?
It’s only right you give me freedom.
Three years.
What’s your question?
As soon as I turn around,
you’re going to shoot me.
Turn around.
No way.
Range chicken.
Anything special at the library?
No, not really.
Very usual.
You look worried.
Oh, yes. that’s for sure.
A sticky problem I cant' fix for the boss.
The lot public servants,
We take our jobs too hard.
Don’t worry. I’ll answer.
Hello yes.
She's here.
Don’t quit hang up.
Helene, it’s for you.
Yes.
Jean Fleury, Topaz.
Listen carefully to what I say.
Yes,
You have your first mission.
At this hour?
Do you understand?
Of course.
Immediately. The Royal hotel.
The concierge will have an envelope.
Your instructions are inside.
Right now?
Execute.
Good Noel, you’re not moving.
I’m on my way.
I have to go. You know.
Noel, my town hall colleague.
Her husband has left her.
There she is.
She might do something stupid if I don’t go.
Should I come?
I don’t think so.
It's a woman’s business.
I don’t mind comming along.
No. You’re nice.
Honey, if you’re in trouble, I can help you.
Marriage, that’s also what it’s for.
It is not me who has problems.
It’s my coworker.
Good evening, Madam.
Hello.
Do you have an envelope for my name?
What’s the name?
Mrs Fleury.
Here, madam.
Thank you.
At 10:30 pm sharp, get into room 411.
You’re a call girl sent by Madame Dominique.
You’re going to meet a man.
Be sexy.
You’ll do what he ask you to do.
Your mission imperative.
Stick the microphone under the table.
Take off your clothes and lie on the bed.
Remove the rest.
Turn off the light.
Get dressed, Ottoman.
I don’t get it.
What are you doing here?
You’d never believe me.
No, he has nothing to do with it.
He’s someone who lives in a trailer.
But sir, I’m telling you…
Shut up!
Francoi! Get down.
Eppe, I'm here. You're safe.….
What are you doing with Helene now?
They came for you, but got Helene.
He won't say anything
Anything happens to her.
I’ll kill you.
But if he gets away with it,
remind me to break your face.
Good evening.
I’m off.
Don’t play stupid. It’s complete service.
Simon’s going to find your Helene.
I know the slowness of administrators.
You’re not going to make it alone.
It’s my wife.
It’s cheating.
You were never here.
Then I came back from Baghdad.
How about tomorrow?
I’m going back to northern Ireland.
and I also have an apartment on avenue Foch.
Avenue Foch in Paris.
Oh yes.
1F 10.
but right now it’s being watched by night services.
Here it’s crap. It’s needed.
It’s a safe house.
I can’t be found.
Come on get out of here.
The shooters who are about to show up…
He shouldn’t get his hands on a major agent.
We’re going to go.
We’re leaving.
Don’t have to dress?
In my car.
At the same time you’ll see.
Foch Avenue
The man?
He wasn’t alone.
There was gunfire but managed to get away.
What’s my code name?
It’s Fleury.
Secret agent?
For a little while.
You too?
Sleeping with a man.
My husband.
but he has nothing to do with it.
He’s a telecom engineer.
Your husband is an agent.
His codename’s Eppe.
I paid to find out.
No, he is a civil servant.
but true he is well rated by his superiors.
No, he put me up to my neck,
because he blew up a shipment I bought for Montpelier.
In a truck in a parking lot in Italy?
Yes, but it wasn’t not my husband.
So, who is it?
It’s Simon.
Go on.
Very strong
A little obsessed.
but genius.
You know where he is?
Yes.
Are you going to tell me?
No, you’re going to hurt him.
You’re coming with us.
Ah yes. It’s fine.
We spend our time getting dressed after undressing.
Ever since I’ve done it like this,
It’s crazy how much time I save.
That’s the guy who was
with her at the royal hotel.
Eppe.
Because he is a very sharp agent
One of the best.
Not at all, it’s Francois, my husband.
Is she your wife?
Can you imagine a guy, after 18 years marriage,
put himself up in hotel Royal with his own wife?
She’s a call girl.
has nothing to do with it.
You’re sick.
Tell them you work at the telecom.
That we are married.
That we have 2 children.
It’s a poor mythomaniac who takes a bastard.
Let her go back to her shed.
Look at this.
Your last assignment put me in a
difficult position with my employers.
He suspects me of being a double.
You have to meet him.
Set the record straight.
Take off your clothes.
Take of your clothes.
There are often radio beacons, micro cam in your clothes.
Take off your shoes.
Especially, the shoes.
In Paris, it’s folkloric, but
where we’re going it’s local color.
Soon, you’ll be able to talk all you want.
I have a friend who makes people talk.
In summer, there are thousands of kilometers cover.
Your service can’t help you.
Go ahead and talk.
My husband works in telecommunications.
Of course, and you’ve been married ever since…
18 years.
And you. You’ve been married to
the action department ever since…
Since third.
Sorry, darling, but secrecy is a rule of the service.
My secret hero?
A real secret agent.
I mean.
A real secret agent.
Yes. It’s true.
You've lied to me all these years?
It is standard that jumped.
it was not the standards.
Special broadcast.
You, my husband.
A civil servant.
You’re risking your life.
No more than now.
We also have questions for your husband.
His actions have caused a lot of problems.
My friend, Samir.
You will tell us everthing.
The organization of your service.
What you know about us,
and your operations.
He adores vivisection.
without anesthesia.
A secret agent never talks.
Unless we tackle what he holds most dear.
Stop. I’ll tell you everything.
Honey, don’t worry about me.
It doesn’t matter.
In the back room.
You’re not allowed to speak Algerian.
Now that we’re between men.
Those missiles…
You cashed in the money.
and then you destroyed them.
Their destination was the one originally planned.
but it was a for just cause.
In his country, Izmir and the leader
of the anti-government resistance.
He cared a lot about Caesar.
Opponents of regimes shift
n the direction of the wind.
Our industry needs to sell a lot of weapons.
For every gun sold, an opponent sends ten.
Goverments, they fight.
They begin to take revenge on all the French people.
Tonight at the park of Princes in Paris.
There’s a football game between
your team and that of his country.
This is a great opportunity to strike
a popular forum and opinion.
I’ll see what I can do
with your government afterwards.
He’ll be much more understanding.
Of course, you tried to escape.
I advise 20.
Good morning to play outside.
Hey. You in there.
Dinner.
Helene, It’s me.
Francois.
Don’t ask any questions.
But I still have the right to know were we are.
Four planes.
That’s 2000 kilometers from Paris.
Given the atmosphere, an Arab city.
Marekesh, Tripoli, Istanbul. I dont know.
I don’t know Arabic Istanbul.
Yes, I know it’s Turkish.
Okay. He’s busy.
I’ll call back in 1/4 hour.
Get the two French.
Why are you waiting to shoot?
One shot and we’re dead.
Get going.
French embassy, please.
Ha! The French embassy. You’re going to walk.
You’re going to talk.
Don’t you all see the French embassy?
Why the French embassy?
He’s planning an attack at the Princes Park in Paris.
We must not be heard speaking French.
Superway.
Francois, It’s Paris.
To Barbe’s credit.
They’ve been going around.
But why all this number?
An agent away from his base. His service can’t help.
Sometimes he talks.
as a last resort.
For you. Go home.
They must be worrying.
French Embassy
Ah, he gets drunk to forget.
Hang up.
Your car?
Let’s go.
What are you doing here?
I told you to go home.
We’ve been a team for 18 years. No?
Open the trunk.
But, Francois.
Do you want to join me?
You do everything I say.
Get your gun.
So that’s it. Are you ready?
Whenever you want.
I’m going to go.
See a problem. Shoot it.
You’ll see. You like it. Easy
The notary!
Too late.
Will launch in less than two minutes.
There’s nothing I can do to stop it.
Albert. Listening.
In two minutes, a missile will hit the Prince park.
Where are you?
Next to the launchpad.
There’s nothing I can do.
Why are you in the old Courneuve factory?
Why do you ask?
Look out. We rigged the missile
to explode on launch.
What?
I told you get out of there.
There’s nothing we can do.
He won.
You can’t give up.
We can’t do anything more.
We’re leaving.
You can’t. It’s not possible.
We can’t just sit here.
But, Francois!
You scared?
Yes.
But I like it.
Hide it in the kitchen.
Francois, will be here soon.
Yes,
Victoria emergency.
Oh no. Not tonight.
It’s my birthday. Helene
certainly prepared her usual surprise.
Make it work. No.
It's not a joke.
Good evening.
Come in.
Francois will be very late.
Duty calls.
The terrorist Carlos is in the room with a young woman.
We were ordered to intercept alive.
and we’ve got guys because there’s a lot of people.
Boss. Here we go.
You’re going to work with Fleury.
You worked very well on the previous mission.
Carlos is sitting at this table.
We managed to free this one.
There’s at least 10 yards.
We couldn’t find any closer.
Had to adapt to his hiding in the room.
Go change.
You’re a couple who have been married 10 years.
Came especially from the sacks to celebrate.
At 10:30 PM. Machine precision.
Plunge the room into total darkness.
Then you go.
The guy behind the column
whose left arm is visible.
The 3 men near the bar.
A gorilla.
And this one too. Guarding the room.
Two more.
Then anything can happen.
He’s very dangerous.
Last time we tried to squeeze,
he made the powder talk.
He killed three people behind him.
You like to flirt with death.
It’s good.
Do you mean that?
Everone seeks to seduce the other.
It’s better not to home together.
How does a burst of machine gunfire feel?
Terrible.
Tingling. Stinging that turns into burns.
You can smell it.
If you got the guts.
From the front.
So, it’s often shot in the back.
My, love.
It’s funny. I didn’t see Carlos like this at all.
You still want my Eldorado?
Hello, darling.
Just the usual with Victor.
No. Nothing special.
Okay, til later. Kisses.
For 18 years, she has surprised me
.
with the same restaurant
to celebrate my birthday
EVERY time.
No. Make love.
Happiness is love’s sleeping pill.
Set an alarm for 3 o’clock
I don’t know how live with your family.
Them in their beds and you in the guest room
Well... no. There is something new.
Not everything. Anyway.
I sleep in the garage
It feel right at home because when I wake up
I'm in the car.
Best friends in school
It’s a great idea
You're sure he doesn't suspect.
He thinks he’s dining out with family
He'll be so happy to see you.
I hope so. I came back from Abidjan.
The last time we were all together
Julian and Pauline were not born.
Obviously it was for their wedding.
I had more wind. I had wind.
I’m going to go.
All right, let’s go.
We have a quarter hour.
Officials on Saturday. Then really?
Are you building a bus?
Exciting social success!
Tells us when dad crosses the bridge.
When we were young,
Francois. He had more ambition,
more range than any of us.
And now, we make fortunes in business.
He’s a telecoms worker.
He'll be happy to see you. So am I.
Tell them he’s coming.
Dad’s coming!
That’s it.
That’s it!
There he is.
Just like in the photo.
Francois.
Hello, you reached my car, but I'm not available.
Leave a message after the beep.
Convenient you're on the answering machine,
but bad for your career.
What's happening.
Green light for the plan and operation.
Stop your Einsteining.
The countdown's started.
Oh no. Not tonight!
You’re not 20 years old. You're in your 40’s.
So will you come back?
Love, It’s me.
I’m going to be a little late.
Oh no. Not tonight!
What do you want? The minister of the interior
expects us on command.
How long will it be?
Just over an hour. Maximum.
I’m waiting for you.
It’s not my fault that I’m reliable.
Until later.
It was Francois.
He won’t be here for a good hour.
Why this night?
For your birthday, he's organized
a little surprise at the top.
Nice of him.
Great one.
In the parking lot, there’s
a mechanic who manages the cars.
Again, if he makes you.
We're blown.
Cars coming from the Saint-Cloud bridge.
On the west road.
Roger.
40 years is important.
Take my 40th birthday.
We had a party and
it went wrong too.
I must admit that my wife was unhappy
because her delights were gone..
She was so bad,
poor girl forgot to buy the cake.
Since, I had no candles to blow.
I went out.
I was blitzed
Five minutes.
Everything’s in place.
Good luck.
Roger.
Good. It works.
There’s nothing to be gained from these jerks.
Their brand is austerity.
Hello!
Francois, reset your comms.
I can’t hear you.
What the hell are you doing?
Albert, I need you.
Where?
In the forest.
Need extraction.
Don’t move.
I have to find you.
Start, we've got work.
Halt!
Albert.
I’m receiving you.
You’re not in time.
Tell Helene, I didn’t say I loved her enough.
Don’t mess with him.
Too late.
You messed with the wrong guy.
Don’t move!
Calm down.
It’s me.
How are you?
Do you ever think about giving up alcohol?
What for?
So, I was slow?
Well yes, but what do they say?
Thank you.
You complaining about a little scratch?
What do I tell my wife?
To Helene?
No, to my shoulder.
It’s an accident at work.
You’re right! Everyone knows I
work shirtless at the telecom.
No problem.
Oh, it happens. I'll show you.
Come and help me.
Closer.
That’s it.
Those who age poorly, aged alone.
Keep quiet.
Who’s there?
It’s not me.
It’s Gerard.
Paul, the man with love handles
became a love pillow.
And a dollar mattress.
Happy birthday!
So old.
Vincent.
How long have you had glasses?
Mine.
You know the Burgundian proverb.
No.
Hello glasses. Goodbye cat.
That's Gerard.
I’m winnning.
The glasses have been here a while.
This should be Philippe,
but it’s not possible that he is you.
Yes, but the 40th
anniversary of the meeting is sacred.
You made the trip.
But you want me to tell you?
Your wife is a real life fairy.
The five musketeers.
You could not have made me happier.
What’s wrong?
Accident at work.
with a soldering iron.
Dangerous, the hectic
life of a public servant.
Bye, Francois.
Ignore it above ambition.
Oh telecommunication.
The price. The obligation.
Do you want to keep it?
Hit the road.
Join us in the wild.
My musketeers. I didn’t see it coming.
If you knew how to look around,
you’d known.
Madam, good as always.
Wait, I’m amazing.
Yes.
No also on skates.
They’ve really made success of their lives.
Correct.
Thanks to audio surveillance
by the service vehicle.
We've established responsibility for
sophisticated arms trafficking
to terrorist groups.
So, you put the usual things.
into your surveillance reports.
I know all about him. How he eats.
How he sleeps. How he…
There is nothing in this middle page.
that would really let us move forward.
Who's his French contact or
whether he makes contact himself.
I’m willing to believe he’s suspicious, but…
Either he is very good, or
you’re really really shik.
Because he is a freak, boss.
I’ll give you 48 hours to uncover his contact.
If this mission proves too hard,
I’ll form a new, better team.
Okay?
Dismissed..
Francois.
Yes, boss.
Once a week,
outings to a call girl’s house.
Vannesa.
I'll call all of you Vanessa.
to close the deal.
It is not cheap.
5,000 Francs.
I hope you get a discount.
That's total between two missions.
Francois, how long have you been married?
18 years, boss.
In my opinion, tonight you’re learning new stuff.
at the expense of the venerated princess.
This is Vanessa. I’m not here, but
leave a message
before we talk.
Hello, Vanessa.
I got your name from a mutual friend.
He’s told me so much good about you
that I’m very eager to know you.
Well… I’ll call you back.
What’s your friend’s name?
I’d rather not say his name.
on the phone.
Between us
He is called the Baron.
Isn't he traveling right now.
I met him two days in New York.
When I told him I was going to Paris, he said
I absolutely have to go see his girl, Vanessa.
I shouldn’t look elsewhere
Well, if you were sent by the Baron.
Get Winstons. The essential shoes,
because this kind of chick checks first.
What does he drive?
Are they the right price?
Look important.
Dress in cashmere.
I bet she’ll touch your back to check.
So no wires.
I guarantee it.
Learned that in the books?
No, I got that from Germany for 200 Francs.
These papers are in Michel Gobain’s name.
Angouleme busienssman
You're self important and not ashamed.
We added a New York ticket for authenticity.
Reason for the mission?
Contact. Contact with a prostitute.
If their rate keeps going up like that,
I’m changing jobs.
You didn’t have trouble parking?
In Paris, I only travel by taxis.
Otherwise, I get lost.
You travel a lot?
I divide my time between New York and Angouleme.
I don’t know Angouleme.
That's why I live in New York.
Can I offer you a drink?
No. Thank you.
You know the rates?
Drinks are included in the price.
Help yourself.
I’ll change.
Back in a second.
Do like me.
Get comfortable.
The bathroom is at the bottom right.
Hurry.
I’m waiting for you.
Ah, darling.
It's fine Paulina.
I could have had a dog.
Mom had made a leg ready.
Now it's overcooked.
I don’t like it too rare anyways.
Another standard that jumped.
but there’s more. Technology and sharper panels.
Pierre. Waiting.
Ready, Einstein?
Okay. I’m connecting.
42 45 30 30
Quick Troubleshooting.
My TV just broke down.
No problem, little lady. We’ll come repair.
Friday okay?
Three days? Your slogan is
Help within the hour.
The lady says what she wants.
but in technical service we do what we can.
I can’t be 3 days without a TV.
I’m stuck at home all day.
Ah. You’re lucky to have a sexy voice.
I’ll schedule you for tomorrow.
I promise if you come today...
You won’t regret it.
Well I’m looking at me schedule…
That’s annoying.
I'd have to blow off two customers.
I'd be appreciative.
What’s your address?
It’s almost done.
My little lady.
First we check the horizontal.
And now the vertical linearity.
Perfect.
The bill.
Thank you.
It’s expensive, an hour!
With a place like this.
Does it cost you to study?
Maybe I can discount you 50%
100 percent.
In exchange, merchandise.
I hate to look old fashioned, but
I love my wife.
50%
In cash.
Usually the guys aren’t keen to stay
in the van. Now they're all volunteers.
Channel plus.
More on demand subscribers anyway.
I’m interested in it.
Here we go.
Who’s that?
Some Beauvais
He almost drove us crazy.
Impossible to understand how he could
be there without leaving the building.
He lives on the 3rd floor.
When he meets with Sarkozy,
he just takes the elevator up three floors.
Unstoppable.
As luck would have it, this Beauvais
works for a missile manufacturer.
Good.
Albert, congratulations on your hacking.
Thanks, Chief, but what we’ve done is good.
Nothing compared to what I’m preparing.
Shutting you there.
He’s going back for the camera.
You want coffee?
Yes.
Come on. No nonsense
in the driver’s seat.
Drive like a French uncle.
That was nice.
Give me that.
There.
Open your big blues and watch.
It’s better than hacking.
It’s borderline genius. Look at this.
A lens stashed in the collar. Okay?
It’s connected to this circuit.
What’s he connected to?
What’s he delivering to us?
It's going to get us beautiful
pictures. Thanks.
Up top, a mini VCR
With this wonderful cassette, we will
watch an animal documentary and delight the kids.
For the joy of young and old,
the walk of bread.
There. Watch this.
A coffee?
It’s great!
Well, I wanted to be great,
and I’ve really done it.
He’s not a great cameraman.
A bit crude.
Three young people.
Madagascar.
Hello, dad.
Yes, yes.
This is your room.
Ah, yes.
Too late.
Yes. good morning, madam.
Good morning.
Do you find me still attractive?
Good for the spa?
Are they really?
Now, he eats. Don’t blame me.
Amazing. It looks like Kubrick.
Simple. Here, your moment.
What’s he doing here?
I don’t think it is…
It’s in my jacket.
I’m so going to kill him.
That's interesting. Stopping now.
I want to replay that.
Whoa!
Dad’s going over there.
He’s getting away with it.
That’s not true.
Hell, I’ve been picked
clean for a month.
Well, yes. He has balls because he needs money.
No, it’s your credit card.
Why don’t you go without a bag?
You’re going to see her.
You understand?
And?
He’s not been to high school for a month.
Trading 15 seconds of fun
for 30 years of trouble.
He steals money, doesn’t go to school.
What the hell is he doing?
All young people do.
You need to calm down.
Julien. It’s not possible, not him.
The important thing is…
We are the heat.
That doesn’t change anything.
You’re spinning right now.
I’’m not telling you.
Two thirds of overdoses are junk.
Now what it takes for you to mix me
up with finding his first grade grade crap.
Jean-paul stop.
You’re going to make it right.
It’s okay. I would have seen it.
I hope for you that he did not see more coming.
I went to hit a trans woman.
Make some money.
Honey, Julian needs some credit.
What?
Given his math results, I think
we have to approve.
You don't have to, but If I'm going to succeed
in my life, I must pass my studies.
They are special. It’s not a given, but…
we'll find one.
A friend, my math teacher. He’s super
nice and willing to charge me half.
In exchange for what?
I don’t know. He must be sensitive
to the fact that I’ll make an effort.
Yeah, sure.
What, dad?
You haven’t been to school for three weeks.
Pacman
I imagine you have a good reason.
The best let me off.
You still have to graduate. No?
What for?
To end up like you?
A small civil servant with no future.
A small life. No thanks.
How are you spending your days?
If you want to know,
just follow me.
Well for professonal liers, we got fucked.
Julien. I give him long days.
Yes
I wanted to get his high school diploma.
She’ll make it happen.
Mom.
Your coupe? You think it’s happening?
Hello!
I’m hungry!
Thank you.
How’s it going, honey?
Not too tired?
Alright.
I have to think about calling the professor.
I didn’t tell you.
I visited the high school
yesterday anonymously
Students love him with such
passion for studies.
He’s willing to see them more often.
Make sure he recognizes you.
Car two come in.
Car two receiving.
Coming through the fields local road 12.
It will soon lead to the CD 27 coming to you.
OK. We’re on it.
Subject acquired.
He’s crossed the road.
Going down the same path.
What should we do?
Wait for instructions.
No. It’s going to lead to CD 19.
Car 3. Car 3.
Car 3. Receiving.
Go to intersection of CD 19 and CD 23.
Get going quick.
Roger.
Turn left.
This is car 3. Receiving?
Yes. Receiving.
We’re in position.
Car 3, No bike in sight.
He turned left before the car.
Again, it’s fun.
Condor, Eppe. Condor, Eppe.
Condor receiving.
It’s up to you.
Eppe, it's Condor. Rabbit seen and following.
Okay. Call car 4.
Stay on target.
We’re on our way.
Okay. Loud and clear.
Where?
He’s in there.
What’s he doing?
You’ll see.
No. No. No, thunderstorms.
Now with more fishermen.
Terminator X-Man
OK.
Here we go.
1…2….3
Postal employees only.
We have recommended papers,
but we need you papers.
Come with me.
Show me your beautiful pictures
at your age. Well that’s it.
Too bad you’re not
that good at math camp rock.
It’s rap.
No, but it’s good anyway.
How did you find me here?
I walked past. Heard rap.
I came in.
I wonder…
The gun.
This.
It’s Albert’s
He’s paranoid, afraid of
getting robbed by an old lady.
Nothing to fear.
Are you fucking real?.
I would never dare to talk to my father like that.
I’d be afraid of his reply.
Your grandfather looked like nothing,
but in fact was extraordinary.
Violent.
The first time he slapped me.
I deserved it. I had skipped
classes for at least three days.
The other times?
If I didn’t go back to school,
I think he would have killed me.
Another thing he would not have approved….
is my mother suffering my teenage nonsense.
Your mother is more fragile than a mirror.
Here!
The hot fax.
The whole federal.
That’s from Julian. For using up your day.
Well, bud. It’s a gift.
Just this time.
Today he has fun, but when you zero out.
Go back to school.
He’s a good little guy.
For your information. Boris the bass player
and your stage manager like little boys.
Are you going to ride?
He likes little boys.
I know that, but
how do you know?
Telecoms. The speed of communications is our job.
Tonight, don’t come home
too late to your mother.
For my son…
I was wrong. It is harmless fun.
Don’t worry. It will come.
Where now?
To the town hall.
You can’t marry me.
I’m not divorced yet.
Hi, neighbor. Looking for her?
The stacks in back. Thanks.
Don’t hang up. I’ll transfer you.
Helene, it's still your Simon.
Right now.
On my way.
I’ll be back in an hour.
Must be the season for that.
It doesn’t matter with that dreamy Simon.
You look beaten.
My wife has a lover.
Join the club!
Helene, my love.
They always say, "It’s my fault."
Maybe your chick.
is just like all the others.
The quiet ones always surprise you.
Impossible.
But this guy is simple.
Just call him up.
Look at my wife.
Well, my wife. That’s it.
I’ve waited 20 years for her to respond.
Tell me what he does.
I don’t know.
I just heard his first name, Simon.
I like crazy.
This is practice for me
looking for my wife’s boyfriend.
Ask for the house and I’ll find it.
You’re going to keep quiet.
Oh. It’s been a long time.
Are you still with us?
Here's what I'll get for you,
You'll know everything about him.
Even the length of his dick.
from the Oman ambassador.
You don’t know at home. It’s the total.
Your son is pulled out of trouble.
You wife is the focus.
Your angels’ face that may not see each other.
Reassure me, little girl.
Shut up!
I made you roast pork with salsify.
Tell me the news.
I heard you came to see me at the library.
Just a little hello passing by the neighborhood.
Missed by just a little.
I had to go see a bookbinder.
Because ours increased rates, and we have
fewer credits. So I have to find another one.
That’s stuff you can’t do over the phone?
Ah. no.
You have to see the quality of
the work before making up your mind.
You don’t realize how important it is.
The binding is…
the lifespan of the book.
I forgot the mustard.
Diamonds.
I’'m not talking to you.
Papa.
What’s the matter?
Did you go somewhere too?
Francois.
Yes, Bertrand.
Yesterday you and your team were in the field.
Yes.
Helicopter is essential.
Good campaign.
In relation to that. Let’s move on.
In 1/4 hour.
Gmail, wiretap, immediately.
You’re wiretapping his
home, office and at home.
What did you tell the boss?
Add his number to
the list chief signs.
For the guys.
What about you running all around Senegal?
I'm tired of putting up with
your moods 24 hours a day.
His number.
In a few hours, a truck will leave a Paris factory.
Officially, transporting oil research.
equipment to Greece.
In reality, they are missiles
destined for a country
in the middle east.
All delivered in a kit by our friend, Sarkis.
Once it crosses the border…
You’re blowing it up.
Gentlemen, it’s up to you.
Thank you.
Evening.
Hello.
Hello, Helene, it’s Simon.
Hello.
Wednesday, 2 PM at the tavern.
But Simon I have to go.
Me too.
I have to hang up.
I can’t wait for Wednesday.
Hold on.
I’ll help check it out.
Oh yes. You’re right.
I’m the one who…
Okay. I’ll bring it to you.
It’s Albert. I forgot to give him an important file.
I’m headed to his house.
That’s not true.
Do your work and get it back by morning.
It’s going to take most of night.
I know what it’s like.
When my wife did it to me the first time, I was confused.
Then, I got used to it.
In red…
I’ve got one.
Pills.
Pills.
Capsules.
Glasses.
Pencil.
Ah. It’s good.
When you’re done,
put it back in the bag’s bottom.
Once you have all the items in place.
Verify the video there.
Thank you.
You were not followed?
No.
I turned around several times like you taught.
No one was there.
Because my normal life is my job…
Now, what’s your name?
You must have been anxious,
not hearing from me the last few days.
Yes. Where did you disappear?
A mission I miraculously survived.
And now… I’m back from hell.
Worse than Baghdad?
Baghdad was a holiday next door.
Can you read the intrigue between the lines?
What's written hides foreign policy.
A truck explodes in a parking lot in Italy.
It was you?
You recognize my style.
What was in the truck?
Even on my deathbed,
I could not say.
You know you can
have total confidence in me.
It’s funny you’re telling
me what I already know.
I could think only of one woman…
as I jumped with 3 of my men to the target.
By parachute?
In dark of night.
But not a problem worth talking about.
How did it go?
Rocket launchers… 14 dead.
I lost two of men.
It could have been worse.
What was in the truck?
All I can says is that…
democracy and world balance were on the brink.
Thief!
Took my bag.
No. Your papers first.
That’s right. You’re going
to apologize to the lady.
I didn’t talk to you.
To make sure you’re doing it,
I’m keeping your buddy.
Go ahead!
Fucking shit!
My friend screwed up. It’s all there.
You can check.
Yes. It’s yours.
Still want the police?
No, no.
I guess for you, this seems normal.
I’m going back to the library.
I’ll see you when I come back…
If I come back.
Are you leaving now?
Secret defense.
You’ll read it in your favorite daily.
Good-bye
How long have you been with us, Francois?
15 years, boss.
You didn’t know the monk?
He wss a very good guy.
Well, one day, I don’t know why. He…
got interested in a neighbor.
He got a taste for it.
Three months later, he
wanted to trap the whole world.
He’d gone crazy.
Don’t worry, boss.
My head’s fine.
That’s a very good thing.
And you know we never sent anyone.
I know you keep a clean ship.
I’d like to know that for a long time.
Carry on.
Darling, have a good day?
Routine. How about you?
Oh. Nothing special.
If this isn’t happiness,
I don’t know what is.
So true.
Sometimes, you want to do what you don’t usually.
I don’t know about change.
Start a new life.
What for?
For the habits. Like that.
We always believe that elsewhere is better.
If it’s not so good, come back.
Selena…
Why don’t you go private?
If you’re so bored with me…
But don’t you be young again?
I’m not that old.
Me neither.
I don’t want to live like an old lady.
What more can I offer you than I have?
Nothing.
Hello, darling.
I’m in Beirut.
In a grocery store, very picturesque.
An incredible mission.
If I come out alive,
I’ll tell you.
Don’t cry my, flower.
This French rooster will
defend himself to the death.
Honey, I have to hang up.
There’s a guy coming up to me.
Not sure he’s friendly…
There’s a guy coming in
half an hour about the Eldorado.
It’s going to be hot tonight.
In the mean time, go prep the Eledorado.
You go too.
Doesn't it sing to you?
Hello, she says.
Hello.
Let’s pull the chicks.
They will jump for this.
To know. To understand.
Be entititled to it.
We’re off!
It’s not a great drive, but
that’s not why you get it.
No.
It’s fully equipped to catch the big game.
From box to the sheets.
I enjoyed it.
I broke in the package.
Why get rid of it?
I like change in all areas.
I catch and release.
Can we try the highway?
No. Problem.
It’s a quest of speed.
because old Americans are
like young French people. It’s hot!
Meanwhile, I have a call to make.
Let’s grab a bite to eat.
It’s my treat.
If you buy cash.
Hello, gentlemen.
Hello.
Telephone?
On the right, next to the toilet.
I’ll wash my hands.
Hello, Chantal. It’s still me.
It’s closed like I broke it.
I made Qatar.
I’ll tell you about it.
It’s complicated. I couldn’t
stay the morning in Cairo.
Can you pick me up from the competition?
Art.
Forever.
Except for you.
Two guys already have offers on the Eldorado.
You’re a friend.
I’ll give you priority.
I’d tell my wife, but
this kind of car makes them dream.
You got it figured out!
With chicks, there is no secret.
You have to make them dream.
You have to get them out of their shitty, everyday life.
Look at me for example.
I’m not physically attractive..
But No!
I understand.
A page from the paper, packs your puddings.
You have trick?
A sure thing.
What?
Professional secret.
1000 invested.
I pretend to travel.
and my suburbanite thinks she’s
at the end of the world with Indiana Jones.
Magic of the word.
Did you see that one?
Normal.
You’d have that if you wanted.
But she’s not my style.
Find a challenge.
My favorite are the, uptight housewifes.
The teacher kind without sex with their husbands.
I was like a sex tutor.
With their husbands, no.
All badgers. If they are bad fucks,
it is thanks to themselves.
Those jerks!
Take my Eldorado.
Can I try if for three days?
Because it’s you…
Today, you take care of foreign money.
A german. Yes, yes.
Wait till you see her.
She’s going to land at Orley.
Let her come, Frankfurt.
Rent a car.
An operative places a beacon.
She always uses three cars for travel.
She’s extremely careful.
So, don’t get seen.
She’s got to joing Genlis.
When that’s done…
We intervene.
Bring them here for questioning.
Have you been listening?
Yes.
But nothing interesting, you know.
News about Simon?
Nothing for three days.
One’s missing.
What do you mean?
They’re numbered, moron.
They’re 25 to 27.
Where’s the 26th?
Are you going to fire me?
Where is the 26th!
Helene, I have a very
important service to ask you
We have to see each other.
But I can’t.
It’s a matter of life and death.
About?
I’m in my hideout now.
Come join me.
But what happened to you?
Serious. I’ll tell you at 1 PM
Car 2, Eppe. Car 2.
Car 2. Loud and clear.
Where is the client’s car?
In front of the Rapheal hotel, Kleber Avenue.
Ok. Thank you. Over.
No, Francois. No.
Why not?
You’re going to do something stupid.
So, I’ll get out and call the boss.
It’s not nice to snitch.
I’ll throw you too.
I’m white as snow.
What are you going to throw at me?
Selective memory.
That spy that you let go for a little pipe.
That’s right?
I know everything about you.
So, you have no choice to the end.
Alert, Eppe.
Leaving hotel.
She is leaving the hotel.
Okay. Stay out of visual.
Minimum range one kilometer.
Message received.
I have to be away.
I’ll be back in a little.
Ah. Simon.
The customer stopped a short
while in Evry center.
She just left.
Of course. Continue.
Followed?
No, I did as you taught me.
You have to become my wife.
I’m already married.
Just a mission to Acapulco.
I need to be married. You understand.
You’ll play my wife.
I can’t do that.
I can’t rely on someone else there.
On the spot you’ll be fine.
You’ll only play my wife for the mission.
But it’s impossible.
You’re going to experience with me
intensity that you can't imagine.
Others are the opposite of us.
Not children of valor.
They'll never believe we're a couple
if we haven't consummated.
Please, for democracy, for law, for me.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Who do you work for?
Evry City.
I'm just a librarian.
That’s right.
And I’m a priest at Saint-Phillipe du roule.
I swear before God.
What were you doing working hours
in a caravan with an international terrorist.
He said he works for France.
How long have you known him?
It’s a completely crazy story.
We’ll judge.
Start talking.
It was about a month ago.
I was taking tea in the
cafe across the library.
Look here. It is a matter of life or death.
I’ll give you a call.
I’ll tell you about it.
Alright?
I know I should have told the police.
Why didn’t you?
I don’t know.
He didn’t look dangerous.
Yes.
I have a boring life.
Are you married?
Yes.
It doesn’t seem very exciting.
My husband is a civil servant.
I understand.
You’re pissing away your life.
No
Then, you need adventure.
Like everyone else.
Like all women
Perhaps.
Tell us about your sexual relations with your husband.
Should not be hard to remember.
Three days ago.
Three days later.
It’s me.
Do you remember saving my life?
The attache.
Ah. Yes.
Do you still have it?
Yes, in my office.
I need it urgently.
Set a rendevous at the same cafe.
Did you open it?
A bit. I closed it right away.
So you know.
Who are you?
I’ll tell you .
I’m risking my life for France.
I just came back from Beirut,
but almost didn’t survive.
I have to go back.
Have you seen him often?
Every time he came back
from a mission he’d call me.
Did you sleep with him?
I’m married.
You’re not the first one who’s sleeping
with an adventurer instead of a civil servant.
I swear to God.
He doesn’t have any money.
How long has it made you want an island?
I love him.
Sexually speaking, it’s not what it used to be.
I don’t want anyone but my husband.
You know you could face 10 years in prison.
I have to go home because…
My mother, my husband and my
children are waiting for me.
We’re going to put you incommunicado.
Let me out of here!
Put down the chair.
Calm down.
There may be a solution.
Working for us.
But I’m not a spy.
It will get you out of your
little, monotonous life.
I don’t want to change my life.
It’s that or prison.
I want to go home.
For that, you have to agree to work with us.
What would that be?
For small missions
very simple to start.
What’s next?
We’ll see.
You have no choice but to accept.
Otherwise, goodbye to your little family life.
My husband won’t know?
No one should know you work for us.
and certainly not him.
Since I have no choice?
Yes.
From now on…
You are Jean Fleury.
Say what?
Your new codename is Jean Fleury.
No, It’s Topaz.
We’re taking you back.
Motherfucker.
We’ve been looking for you for years.
You did make us drool. Well done.
Now it’s over.
You’ve mistaken me for someone else.
We know all about you, Kevin Stark.
International terrorist.
But my name’s Simon.
I sell rotten crates in the suburbs.
I know.
You?
But…
You take it, my Eldorado?
He knows what I sell is sublime.
Tell that to jerks,
we know you’re selling cars.
We know that is a cover.
Your real job is a terrorist.
Two weeks ago.
You sank a boat to Tripoli.
And last week, you destroyed
missiles at the Italian border.
That’s just what I tell the chicks to excite them.
I’m a bum.
I’m afraid of everything.
Not it’s not.
That would be…
I’ll be gone.
I’m nothing.
I’m just hit up chicks.
I’m forced to fuck people.
What would I want?
It’s only right you give me freedom.
Three years.
What’s your question?
As soon as I turn around,
you’re going to shoot me.
Turn around.
No way.
Range chicken.
Anything special at the library?
No, not really.
Very usual.
You look worried.
Oh, yes. that’s for sure.
A sticky problem I cant' fix for the boss.
The lot public servants,
We take our jobs too hard.
Don’t worry. I’ll answer.
Hello yes.
She's here.
Don’t quit hang up.
Helene, it’s for you.
Yes.
Jean Fleury, Topaz.
Listen carefully to what I say.
Yes,
You have your first mission.
At this hour?
Do you understand?
Of course.
Immediately. The Royal hotel.
The concierge will have an envelope.
Your instructions are inside.
Right now?
Execute.
Good Noel, you’re not moving.
I’m on my way.
I have to go. You know.
Noel, my town hall colleague.
Her husband has left her.
There she is.
She might do something stupid if I don’t go.
Should I come?
I don’t think so.
It's a woman’s business.
I don’t mind comming along.
No. You’re nice.
Honey, if you’re in trouble, I can help you.
Marriage, that’s also what it’s for.
It is not me who has problems.
It’s my coworker.
Good evening, Madam.
Hello.
Do you have an envelope for my name?
What’s the name?
Mrs Fleury.
Here, madam.
Thank you.
At 10:30 pm sharp, get into room 411.
You’re a call girl sent by Madame Dominique.
You’re going to meet a man.
Be sexy.
You’ll do what he ask you to do.
Your mission imperative.
Stick the microphone under the table.
Take off your clothes and lie on the bed.
Remove the rest.
Turn off the light.
Get dressed, Ottoman.
I don’t get it.
What are you doing here?
You’d never believe me.
No, he has nothing to do with it.
He’s someone who lives in a trailer.
But sir, I’m telling you…
Shut up!
Francoi! Get down.
Eppe, I'm here. You're safe.….
What are you doing with Helene now?
They came for you, but got Helene.
He won't say anything
Anything happens to her.
I’ll kill you.
But if he gets away with it,
remind me to break your face.
Good evening.
I’m off.
Don’t play stupid. It’s complete service.
Simon’s going to find your Helene.
I know the slowness of administrators.
You’re not going to make it alone.
It’s my wife.
It’s cheating.
You were never here.
Then I came back from Baghdad.
How about tomorrow?
I’m going back to northern Ireland.
and I also have an apartment on avenue Foch.
Avenue Foch in Paris.
Oh yes.
1F 10.
but right now it’s being watched by night services.
Here it’s crap. It’s needed.
It’s a safe house.
I can’t be found.
Come on get out of here.
The shooters who are about to show up…
He shouldn’t get his hands on a major agent.
We’re going to go.
We’re leaving.
Don’t have to dress?
In my car.
At the same time you’ll see.
Foch Avenue
The man?
He wasn’t alone.
There was gunfire but managed to get away.
What’s my code name?
It’s Fleury.
Secret agent?
For a little while.
You too?
Sleeping with a man.
My husband.
but he has nothing to do with it.
He’s a telecom engineer.
Your husband is an agent.
His codename’s Eppe.
I paid to find out.
No, he is a civil servant.
but true he is well rated by his superiors.
No, he put me up to my neck,
because he blew up a shipment I bought for Montpelier.
In a truck in a parking lot in Italy?
Yes, but it wasn’t not my husband.
So, who is it?
It’s Simon.
Go on.
Very strong
A little obsessed.
but genius.
You know where he is?
Yes.
Are you going to tell me?
No, you’re going to hurt him.
You’re coming with us.
Ah yes. It’s fine.
We spend our time getting dressed after undressing.
Ever since I’ve done it like this,
It’s crazy how much time I save.
That’s the guy who was
with her at the royal hotel.
Eppe.
Because he is a very sharp agent
One of the best.
Not at all, it’s Francois, my husband.
Is she your wife?
Can you imagine a guy, after 18 years marriage,
put himself up in hotel Royal with his own wife?
She’s a call girl.
has nothing to do with it.
You’re sick.
Tell them you work at the telecom.
That we are married.
That we have 2 children.
It’s a poor mythomaniac who takes a bastard.
Let her go back to her shed.
Look at this.
Your last assignment put me in a
difficult position with my employers.
He suspects me of being a double.
You have to meet him.
Set the record straight.
Take off your clothes.
Take of your clothes.
There are often radio beacons, micro cam in your clothes.
Take off your shoes.
Especially, the shoes.
In Paris, it’s folkloric, but
where we’re going it’s local color.
Soon, you’ll be able to talk all you want.
I have a friend who makes people talk.
In summer, there are thousands of kilometers cover.
Your service can’t help you.
Go ahead and talk.
My husband works in telecommunications.
Of course, and you’ve been married ever since…
18 years.
And you. You’ve been married to
the action department ever since…
Since third.
Sorry, darling, but secrecy is a rule of the service.
My secret hero?
A real secret agent.
I mean.
A real secret agent.
Yes. It’s true.
You've lied to me all these years?
It is standard that jumped.
it was not the standards.
Special broadcast.
You, my husband.
A civil servant.
You’re risking your life.
No more than now.
We also have questions for your husband.
His actions have caused a lot of problems.
My friend, Samir.
You will tell us everthing.
The organization of your service.
What you know about us,
and your operations.
He adores vivisection.
without anesthesia.
A secret agent never talks.
Unless we tackle what he holds most dear.
Stop. I’ll tell you everything.
Honey, don’t worry about me.
It doesn’t matter.
In the back room.
You’re not allowed to speak Algerian.
Now that we’re between men.
Those missiles…
You cashed in the money.
and then you destroyed them.
Their destination was the one originally planned.
but it was a for just cause.
In his country, Izmir and the leader
of the anti-government resistance.
He cared a lot about Caesar.
Opponents of regimes shift
n the direction of the wind.
Our industry needs to sell a lot of weapons.
For every gun sold, an opponent sends ten.
Goverments, they fight.
They begin to take revenge on all the French people.
Tonight at the park of Princes in Paris.
There’s a football game between
your team and that of his country.
This is a great opportunity to strike
a popular forum and opinion.
I’ll see what I can do
with your government afterwards.
He’ll be much more understanding.
Of course, you tried to escape.
I advise 20.
Good morning to play outside.
Hey. You in there.
Dinner.
Helene, It’s me.
Francois.
Don’t ask any questions.
But I still have the right to know were we are.
Four planes.
That’s 2000 kilometers from Paris.
Given the atmosphere, an Arab city.
Marekesh, Tripoli, Istanbul. I dont know.
I don’t know Arabic Istanbul.
Yes, I know it’s Turkish.
Okay. He’s busy.
I’ll call back in 1/4 hour.
Get the two French.
Why are you waiting to shoot?
One shot and we’re dead.
Get going.
French embassy, please.
Ha! The French embassy. You’re going to walk.
You’re going to talk.
Don’t you all see the French embassy?
Why the French embassy?
He’s planning an attack at the Princes Park in Paris.
We must not be heard speaking French.
Superway.
Francois, It’s Paris.
To Barbe’s credit.
They’ve been going around.
But why all this number?
An agent away from his base. His service can’t help.
Sometimes he talks.
as a last resort.
For you. Go home.
They must be worrying.
French Embassy
Ah, he gets drunk to forget.
Hang up.
Your car?
Let’s go.
What are you doing here?
I told you to go home.
We’ve been a team for 18 years. No?
Open the trunk.
But, Francois.
Do you want to join me?
You do everything I say.
Get your gun.
So that’s it. Are you ready?
Whenever you want.
I’m going to go.
See a problem. Shoot it.
You’ll see. You like it. Easy
The notary!
Too late.
Will launch in less than two minutes.
There’s nothing I can do to stop it.
Albert. Listening.
In two minutes, a missile will hit the Prince park.
Where are you?
Next to the launchpad.
There’s nothing I can do.
Why are you in the old Courneuve factory?
Why do you ask?
Look out. We rigged the missile
to explode on launch.
What?
I told you get out of there.
There’s nothing we can do.
He won.
You can’t give up.
We can’t do anything more.
We’re leaving.
You can’t. It’s not possible.
We can’t just sit here.
But, Francois!
You scared?
Yes.
But I like it.
Hide it in the kitchen.
Francois, will be here soon.
Yes,
Victoria emergency.
Oh no. Not tonight.
It’s my birthday. Helene
certainly prepared her usual surprise.
Make it work. No.
It's not a joke.
Good evening.
Come in.
Francois will be very late.
Duty calls.
The terrorist Carlos is in the room with a young woman.
We were ordered to intercept alive.
and we’ve got guys because there’s a lot of people.
Boss. Here we go.
You’re going to work with Fleury.
You worked very well on the previous mission.
Carlos is sitting at this table.
We managed to free this one.
There’s at least 10 yards.
We couldn’t find any closer.
Had to adapt to his hiding in the room.
Go change.
You’re a couple who have been married 10 years.
Came especially from the sacks to celebrate.
At 10:30 PM. Machine precision.
Plunge the room into total darkness.
Then you go.
The guy behind the column
whose left arm is visible.
The 3 men near the bar.
A gorilla.
And this one too. Guarding the room.
Two more.
Then anything can happen.
He’s very dangerous.
Last time we tried to squeeze,
he made the powder talk.
He killed three people behind him.
You like to flirt with death.
It’s good.
Do you mean that?
Everone seeks to seduce the other.
It’s better not to home together.
How does a burst of machine gunfire feel?
Terrible.
Tingling. Stinging that turns into burns.
You can smell it.
If you got the guts.
From the front.
So, it’s often shot in the back.
My, love.
It’s funny. I didn’t see Carlos like this at all.
You still want my Eldorado?