La mansión de los Cthulhu (1992) - full transcript

We are now on a long journey.

A journey of no return.

A journey into the
shadows of the unknown.

The dark side of life.

Into unknown dimensions.

Our guide on this journey
into the mysteries beyond

is Lenore, capable of seeing
what no one has ever seen.

Her supernatural
powers shall guide us.

Lenore, Lenore, you are now
entering the world beyond.

Tell us.

Tell us what do you see.



I see a beautiful white light.

I want to go towards the light.

It's so beautiful.

I feel it drawing me to...

Help.

Help.

Chandu, help.

Free yourself.

Go towards the light.

Go towards the light.

Do not be afraid.

Go towards the light.

Man, I've saw a lot of
shit in my time, Hawk,

but this is the weirdest
place I ever moved though.



Yeah and so far all you've
done is jerk me off, Eddie.

Mellow out, man.

Don't forget, it ain't yours.

I just like to sell it to you.

So, be nice.
- You want nice?

Join the fuckin' Girl Scouts.

Can you show me
the snow or I blow.

You dig?

Hey.

Hey, give me that back.

You don't need
both of 'em, babe.

Trust me.

You're getting piggy.

How many times have
I told you, Billy?

You gotta open your mouth first.

What is taking Hawk so long?

Well, maybe he's laying
one of the vampires.

Hey, Hawk told
us to hang here.

You know something?

I'm getting tired
of her treating me

like I'm stir fried in shit.

It's clean, but-

But nothing.

The snow is killer
and you know it.

Now, how much you want, con man?

All Of it.

"All of it" the man says.

This shit's worth over
10 grand on street, man.

Where are you and your
little riffraff hoodlums

gonna score green
like that, huh?

From switchblade
bank, asshole.

And here's the first payment.

Hawk, what is going on?

Where's Eddie?

I told you to stay with Billy.

What did you do?

Fucker pulled a knife on me.

What did you do?

Nothin'!

We're getting outta here.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to introduce

my charming, my beautiful
assistant, Lisa.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I
must ask for absolute silence

during this extremely
dangerous performance.

Get out.

Let me guess, you
accidentally lost your keys?

Yeah, how'd you know?

'Cause that's what
the last guy said

that I caught jacking a car.

But it's true, I swear.

It's my old man's.

Okay, son.

Put your hands on the car.

Spread your legs.

Jeez, man, I knew
you'd screw it up.

Sorry, I, I couldn't
get the car wired.

No, dickhead, sorry
is what you're gonna be

if you don't hot wire
a car like you bragged.

Give him a break, Hawk.

Look, Eva, if little
bro here can't hack it,

he can just crawl back to mama.

Mama left a long
time ago, remember?

I'm his family, so quit
riding him so goddamn hard.

Come on, Hawk.

I got the car running.

Billy, get 'em.

Shit, that's enough.

Let's go!

I don't think I can walk.

Who asked you
to think, asshole?

I'll do the thinking
around here.

Through here.

Shit.

Pigs everywhere.

Now what?

Now we get Chris
to a hospital.

That would
give us away for sure.

And what are we gonna do,

tell 'em he had a
shaving accident?

We can't just leave him here.

Shit, we ought to.

But since I know you'll
bitch my ear off...

Shut up or I'll really give
you something to scream about.

♪ I'm a bad time and
love that racket

♪ Been a long time

We'll never make
it outta here.

Don't sweat it.

I'll get us out.

Well, they stabbed the
poor guy three times.

How'd you find out?

'Cause after they
stabbed him they threw him

across the tracks and of
course the alarm went off.

Didn't you hear?

Some guy got killed in
the haunted house ride.

And they think the ones that
did are still in the park.

Looks like Graham almost got
'em in the parking lot, but-

They practically
kicked his brains out.

They just took him to the
hospital in real bad shape.

Anyway, tell
Chandu it's gonna be

slow getting outta
the park tonight.

We're gonna check everyday.

Man, I'm gonna catch hell.

My old lady'll never
believe this one.

Oh.

Daddy?

Yes, my dear?

Well, I guess I
did all right tonight

all things considered.

You were marvelous, marvelous,

as if you'd never been away.

Well, almost never.

My costume fits a little
tighter than it used to.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?
- Oh, yes, I'm fine, fine.

Just um, a little
tired that's all.

Something's wrong isn't it?

No, no, what, whatever
makes you ask that?

Well, ever since I've been
home I've had the feeling

that you've been hiding
something from me.

Daddy, are you ill?

Oh, no, no.

No, it's just that well,

I suppose my heart's
not in this anymore.

Come, come on, let's go.

Come on.

- See anything?
- Not a goddamn thing.

That-a way.

You know, I've been
thinking maybe I'd like

to stay on for a few more weeks.

Of course, my dear, of course
you are more than welcome.

You know that.

What in heaven's name?

Move and I blow
her brains out.

What is the meaning of this?

Get in the car, old man.

We're gonna take a little ride.

What's the matter, Goldilocks?

Come on, we don't
have all night.

Okay, okay.

If you just play it real cool,

my buddy here won't have to
do a number on blondie's face.

All right?

Get goin'.

Well, that seems to be
the last car of the night.

- What'd I tell ya?
- Looks like we're outta luck.

I told you I'm sure
there's gonna be-

Evening, Chandu.

Sorry, but we gotta
check all vehicles.

Yes, I heard.

No luck apprehending them?

No, but they won't get far.

We're blocking
off all the roads.

Looks like a heavy load tonight.

Oh, the usual.

A few magic tricks,
um, an exhausted Lisa.

That's incredible,

but you know I quit smoking.

See you Tuesday.

Go ahead.

So, that's it.

Don't move!

I'm smothering
under this blanket.

Come on, pull it off.

I gotta get some air.

Hey, I wanna see
that cigar trick too.

Shut the hell up.

You try another trick like
that, Pops, and you're history.

Okay, now, listen good 'cause
this is what we're gonna do.

Where'd you say you lived?

Hey, man, why do we
wanna know where he lives?

Hawk, Chris is
bleeding real bad.

Real bad.

No, it's okay.

I'm fine.
- You are not fine.

Shut up.

Just shut up!

Okay, Popeye here is gonna
take us to your house,

and then we're
gonna drop him off

and then we're gonna take
the car and split, okay?

Now, does everybody
know the plan here?

All right, Popeye,
where is your house?

Are you deaf or something?

He can't speak.

Bummer.

Home, James.

Lisa.

I'm okay.

Hey, man, it's even
better than I thought.

Well, what are we waiting for?

We're splitting, right?

Look, Billy, didn't
you hear the cops say

all the roads were closed?

Jesus.

Come on, everybody out!

Wow, check it out.

It's like the Munster Mansion.

Yeah, we'll save
the tour for later.

Where are we gonna put Chris?

Through here.

Hey, I'll take those.

The car keys, too.

Come on.

Put him on here.

Hawk, he's got a
bullet in his leg.

It's not just something
that's gonna go away.

You ain't calling
shit unless I say.

Well, say something then.

What's the rest of
your famous plan?

If I take care
of the boy's leg,

would you then leave?

Please, take my car,
all the money I have,

but you mustn't stay here.

What does he know about
fixing bullet wounds?

What's the big deal?

You swish a little
alcohol in the hole,

you tape it shut, it's fixed.

Yeah, then we take
the wheels and we split.

Man, you sound
like a broken record.

Okay, you're on.

But if it doesn't work.

Boom.
- Felix, bring the first-aid

box and some towels.

Lisa, go get some water.

Billy, go with Popeye here.

Candy!

Don't tell me.

Keep my eyes on the girl, right?

You know you're
smarter than you look.

Ooh.

What's all this?

Mm.

I love tuna.

You make a wicked sandwich.

How can you live in a
creepy place like this?

Hey!

What the hell?

That wasn't too smart was it?

Now, how about the water.

Hawk, Goldilocks here tried
a fast one in the kitchen,

but I don't think she'll be
trying it again, will ya?

Hey!

Hey, I thought we had a deal?

Lisa, the alcohol.

Hey, uh, I think
I'm gonna check

the rest of this place out.

Hey, hold up, Billy.

I'm with you.

- Wait.
- He's your brother,

you stay and watch.

Thanks for the support.

Oh, better fix up
the patient good, doc.

'Cause we're taking
the big Barbie doll

as medical insurance.

Just in case he should
die or something.

It's like a goddamn museum.

Holy shit.

That's you only it's
different somehow.

My mother.

Pretty hot stuff.

Leonor Kowalski.

Where's the old lady now?

She's dead.

Oh.

So, where's the TV anyway?

There isn't one.

No TV?

Forget the TV.

The point is what are we
gonna do with the coke?

- Larry.
- Yeah?

I've got something for ya.

Oh yeah?

Well, it better be money
'cause your credit's run out.

No, man, I wanna
sell you something.

Huh, sell me something?

Yeah, I've got a quarter
of some mighty fine blow.

A quarter?

How you and your band of
losers get a hold of that?

You want it or not?

Well, bring it
over and we'll see.

No, no, man.

This time I'm naming the place.

Huh?

Listen, man, if you
wanna do business,

you know where to find me, hm?

Asshole!

What did he say?

He wants me to
bring it to him.

What are we waiting for?

You loser.

You are so dense.

Fuck the road blocks man.

Eddie's guys are gonna be
looking for me everywhere.

We'll just have to find
another buyer I guess.

How much you think we'll
get for this stuff anyway?

Well, I dunno, Bill.

Maybe eight grand.

Looks like more than
eight grand to me.

Ha, not after Eva gets
her big schnoz into it.

What's a lady gotta do to get
a drink in this dive anyway?

Hello?

Earth to Goldilocks!

I asked you a question.

Behind the encyclopedia.

Ooh, ain't that classy?

I bet she uses $20 bills
for wiping her ass too.

What the hell?
- What's this?

Your old man's porno collection?

Right.

It's just trick mirrors
and shit like that.

Well, I think it's sick.

Why would he do that
to a poor kitty anyway?

It's just a trick, babe.

I Still think it's sick!

My old man locked me in a
trunk once and I almost died.

The dark scares
the shit outta me.

What happened?

Must be a fuse.

Felix, go see to it.

No way.

You're not going anywhere.

Please, I can't
very well attend

to your brother's
leg by candlelight.

Hawk.

Where the hell are you goin'?

What's this monkey
trying to say?

He's going down to the
cellar to fix the fuses.

No, you're not.

You go back in there.

You hear me?

Billy.

You go fix the fuses.

And you show him the way.

When the cat's away,
the mice can play.

You little coke whore.

Well, where's the fuses?

Over there.

How about a little toot?

Nothin' doin'.

Rule number one: you never
get high on your own supply.

I got a better idea anyway.

I mean, like you and me, Hawk.

We could like split
tonight with the stuff

when everyone else is asleep.

You know what I mean?

Miss Candy Cane, all
ready for the lickin'.

Oh, dammit!

Let's see if it works now.

Oh, Shit, What's that?

Magic props.

Your old man's one
sick puppy to keep

all this spooky shit around.

Hey, we could have a
good time down here.

Our own little private party.

Let's just go
right back upstairs.

Hey, we could have a
real private party in here.

No!

What the hell do
you guys keep down there?

No!

No, no!

You know you're
tougher than you look.

I like that.
- Leave me alone!

No, help!

Hey, what's the hold up?

Lisa is in danger.

I must go.

Nobody's leaving this room.

Keep him away from me.

Problems in the
basement, Bill?

Hawk, we gotta
get outta here, man.

This place is
haunted or somethin'.

She turned into a skeleton
right in front of me.

Sounds like an
improvement, Bill.

So, are blondes more fun,
you two timing asshole?

I ain't making this shit up!

Why the hell would I
make up shit like this?

What the hell is
going on out here?

Where are you going, grandpa?

They boy's leg is bandaged.

I've done as I said I would do.

You must leave.

So, how is your
brother anyway?

He's in bad shape.

He should be in a hospital.

You hear that?

It's settled.

Since we can't take him to
a hospital, we're staying.

I mean, you wouldn't
throw a poor sick person

out on a night
like this would ya?

Careful!

I'm right here.

- Lisa, are you all right?
- Here, you'll be more

comfortable like that.
- Me?

What about you?

What have you been up to?

Daddy, he opened that door.
- I really am okay.

- And I saw...
- I just need to sleep it off.

- Something.
- You don't understand.

Please forgive me.
- I'm fine, I know I am.

Forgive you for what?

What is going on?
- Yeah, what's going on?

Nothing, I...

For god's sake, he was just
asking if I was all right.

If you're gonna scream,
do it some place else.

I'll take care of Chris.

No, no, Miss Purity here
is gonna stay and play nurse,

Chandude and Popeye
are comin‘ with us.

I want to stay with Chris.

I want you to come with me.

Come on.

No, you stay.

Everybody out.

I think we
should get outta here.

Don't think, Billy.

Just tie him up.

Okay, let's see what
the old guy's got.

All right, let's
have his wallet.

150 measly bucks and no plastic.

Do you believe this guy?

Look, man, you
said you were gonna

give us all the dough you had.

Ain't that right, Billy?

Yeah, man, that's right.

That is all I have.

Then what do you call these?

Hey, man, how
obvious can you get?

sixteen, eight, seven.

It's nothing but
hocus pocus shit.

Hawk, I'm telling you, man.

This is creepy shit.

Lenore!

♪ Why can't you stop
scream and shout

♪ Your whole wide world
turnin' inside out

♪ You're trapped inside me

♪ And stripped your brain

♪ Forgotten child

♪ What's driving you insane

Turn the damn radio down!

Hawk.

Candy.

♪ Magic, white light

♪ Why can't you see
the detailed signs

♪ Big talk, cheap thrills

♪ A taste of nerves

♪ I only thought this
through your mind

♪ You chance to do it
all, is there a sign

♪ If I can get one
that you know

♪ You lost your way, why
did you steal your throne

I wouldn't
do that if I were you.

Yeah, who's gonna stop me?

Hawk.

Hey, I told you I'll call Hawk.

Hawk, right.

You really think
he's gonna come?

They don't care
about you and me.

They're probably out
the back door by now.

You're just dead weight to them.

I'm surprised they didn't just

leave you behind
in the first place.

♪ Inside out

No!

I told you not to try it.

♪ I'm the bad side

♪ Oh, I'm the bad side

I can't take it anymore.

What's eatin' you, Eva?

What's eating me?

Everything!

You panic and kill two guys.

You've got cops and the heaviest

dope dealers in town after you.

And her with her fucking music

while my brother
is up there dying!

Nobody gives a rat's
ass about your brother.

♪ Bad side

You little bitch.

Candy, lay off, man.

You lay off, man.

She's crazy.

Listen, I am not taking
this shit anymore.

Who does she think she is?

If she is so worried
about her goddamn brother,

let her stay and
take care of him.

I want out!

Listen, let's just take our
share of the stash and split.

Now!

Miss Piggy, I give
the orders around here,

and ain't nobody leavin' and
ain't nobody touching the coke.

You got that?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Shit, where's the mute?

What, what's going on?

I don't know, I can't
make out anything.

Hawk, do something.

He's a big boy,
he can handle it.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, no.

Please, please, please help me.

Oh, Lenore.

Lenore.

Help.

Lenore.

Take him to the cellar.

No way, man.

I ain't never going
back down there again.

Hold it.

Watch that first step, Felix.

It's a killer.

Come on, babe.

I could do with a little
rest and relaxation.

Daddy?

Somebody!

Answer me, what's going on?

You were right.

No one's gonna come.

If they've harmed my father,

if they've as much as touched
a hair on his head I swear...

Don't worry.

Hawk won't hurt him.

He's not such a...
- Not such a what?

He's a killer.

What's to stop him
from killing us too?

I don't get you anyway.

I mean, what are
you doing with them?

You don't understand.

I mean, Hawk's always been cool.

He takes care of Eva and Eva's
with Hawk and I'm with Eva.

That's the way it's always been.

But the drugs and
tonight.

It's getting outta hand.

Well, I've gotta do something.

You gonna help me?

This is hot.

When did you start
wearing underwear?

Just thought I'd check it out.

It was a five finger discount.

You gonna use some of that
five finger stuff on me?

Where do you think
those come from?

Yeah, right.

You got Hawk a leather jacket.

All I got was this.

Honey, you know I
love you in boxers.

Yeah?

Damn, you're bad.

Hey, listen to this.

Famous medium, Leonore
Kowalski dies in a tragic fire.

Her husband, Chandu, retires.

Everybody's gotta go sometime.

Anyway, who gives a shit?

It's pretty weird anyway.

Hey, Hawk.

Look.

Man, chicks are all the same.

Hey.

Hey!

Eva, cut the shit.

Give it to me.

Are you fucking nuts?

What's happening to me?

Hey, hey, take it easy.

It's gonna be all right.

You, you have
finally come to me.

I had no choice.

You've opened the door.

Have you not learned?

It was, it was the only
way that I could reach you.

No.

Please, help me.

Help Lisa.

It is you who have
endangered Lisa.

You have served them
perfectly, Chandu.

And now, the evil congregates.

Just waiting for
the moment to invade

with the vessels
you have provided.

With what, those
young hoodlums?

Don't you think they're evil?

I have lured them here?

Honestly, Lenore
is there nothing,

nothing you can do?

I have tried, but there
is too much evil present.

I am overpowered here.

Then what can I do?

Seal the door,
let it and me go.

Save Lisa.

But to save her you must
accept your own fate,

else she will be doomed
with you as I was.

Forgive me.

Forgive me, please, Lenore.

Please, please forgive me.

It was not your fault.

Chris?

Chris!

Help!

What's going on here?

I'm hungry.

Ain't you had enough?

I'm starving.

Well, why don't
you go downstairs

and get yourself
something to eat?

Thanks for turning out
those lights, babe.

Ah, a cat.

Boy, kitty, you sure
scared the shit outta me.

Where did you come from?

Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Now where the hell is she?

Candy?

Candy?

Candy?

Candy?

Okay, Candy.

Joke's over.

Hey!

Somebody!

Open the door!

Candy!

Hawk!

Help!

God, help!

Someone help, help!

Help!

Hawk!

Somebody help me!

- Fatman.
- Surprised?

Just stay where you are, kitten.

Just came to pick up my coke.

Hey, what coke, man?

And pay you back
for my friend, Eddie.

Goddammit, Eva.

But Hawk, I didn't
pull the trigger.

Lisa.

Lisa, where are you?

Chris?

Oh, God!

Somebody help me!

Somebody!

Looks like Fatman came alone.

How the hell did he find us?

Anyway, you seen
Candy and Billy?

I can't find 'em anywhere.

Where did you stash the coke?

Me?

It ain't here and
he doesn't have it.

You're shitting me!

It was Billy, fuck!

Well, they gotta
be here somewhere

'cause the car's still here.

Look, I'm gonna go look for 'em.

We gotta get our shit together

because it is getting
too weird around here.

We are getting outta here now!

Yeah, where to?

Any fuckin' where but here!

Come on.

I'm not leaving without Chris.

Oh, no you don't.

Sit down!

Shut your face.

Eva?

You okay?

Yeah, I feel fine.

When are we cutting out of here?

Now.

Can you walk?

I don't know, but I can try.

- Hawk, Chris is...
- Forget Chris, man.

Candy and Billy have
pulled a disappearing act

and the coke is
no where in sight.

I'll be back.

I don't get it.

I didn't think Billy
would do this to me.

Yeah, but Candy would.

Shut up, just let me think!

I know where they went.

They went to Larry's.

It's still weird they
didn't take the car, huh?

Yeah, well, she'd be dumb
enough to sell dope hitchhiking.

I'm going after 'em.

You're staying here.

Use that gun if you have to.

Hawk.

Come on.

Get your first-aid
shit together.

You are gonna make
a doctor's call.

Move it!

What have you done
to my brother?

That thing is
not your brother.

Can't you see that?

Daddy, can't you do something.

Don't you touch him.

Okay, both of you downstairs!

Where's Felix?

We must get out of here.

Turn that thing off.

I did nothing.

You're trying to freak
me out, but you can't.

I would've thought
your brother's condition

would be quite enough to,
to freak you out as you say.

Don't you understand
we're in danger?

This house holds great
danger for all of us.

We must leave!

No, we have to wait for Hawk.

What if he doesn't come back?

Your brother is no
longer your brother.

Can't you see that?

You're nuts.

The both of you.

Haven't you considered
that your friend

might have left you as a trick?

To get rid of you
and your brother.

Shut up!

You're just trying
to fuck with my mind!

He's coming back!

I know it!

Yes, no, yes, no, yes!

He's coming back!

Coming back!

Make it stop!

Make it stop or I'll kill you!

Killing me will do no good.

The house will still be here.

There's no such thing
as haunted houses.

It's just a bunch of
your lousy tricks.

I'm not as powerful
as you think.

You're lying and
it's gonna stop now.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

The gun is empty now.

Give it to me please.

We must leave at once.

Come on now.

Go with Lisa.

Goodbye, Lenore.

No!

Hawk, Hawk?

Hawk, Hawk, they said
you weren't coming back.

Hawk, weird things have
been happening here.

Plants were talking like people,

and the house was
shaking and Chris...

I know, I know it's him
and his goddamn magic!

No, Hawk, this place
is really haunted!

No, I don't
believe in this shit!

Then you're doomed.

We're all doomed if
we stay in this house.

Okay, Chandude.

Let's see how powerful
you really are.

End of magic show.

Get her outta here!

Okay, talk.

What the fuck did you
do with Billy and Candy?

Nothing.

Okay, let's try this one.

Where's the coke?

What are you talking about?

Can't you see what's
going on here?

All I'm gonna see is one
real dead magician's bunny

if you don't do some
fast explaining.

I'm getting out of here.

Chris!

Chris!

Chris!

It's not
for you, princess.

Hawk, Hawk?

- Yeah?
- Hey, man.

I've been trying to
call you for hours.

Who the hell you been talking to?

Fuck you!

What the hell did
you do with the coke?

I sold
it to Larry, man.

I pulled off the
deal of the century.

We're rolling.

To Larry?

Hey, somebody
here wants to talk to you.

Yoo hoo,
we are rich, babe.

Candy, hey, listen.

You tell Billy to get his
ass over here right now!

We're on our way.

Why don't we just get
him back upstairs, okay?

I wanna get out of here now.

Let's just take the car and go.

I don't know where
the fucking car is.

I don't know where anything is.

Anyway, that was Billy and
they're coming to pick us up.

So, just hang on okay?

Listen, just hang
on a little longer.

It's gonna be okay.

I promise.

Chris, too?

ls he gonna be all right?

Yeah, yeah, Chris, too.

Come on.

Get some rest, okay?

You need a beer.

Get out, get out!

Mr. Magic's not looking too hot.

Daddy, please wake up.

Please.

I'm sick of this shit!

What's happening?

The door.

Eva!

Eva!

Eva!

Chris, Eva, where is she?

The evil is real.

May God have mercy on us.

It's too late.

Too late.

Fuckin' lunatic!

Lisa, you must try.

You have the power.

You must help me.

Daddy, what are
you talking about?

I wanted to go
beyond illusion.

I wanted to see if
magic really exists,

but I was tampering with evil.

And it knew so.

I killed your mother.

You didn't kill her.

That was an accident.

No, I was playing with
a power beyond my control,

but using her, she was the key.

And in my greed for
power, she was sacrificed.

So, so that's what...

Daddy, what have you done?

I was haunted by her memory.

I just had to reach her.

I loved her so much.

I wanted her forgiveness.

But I have unleashed a
madness beyond my control,

and I can't stop it.

Open, Goddammit!

Lisa?

Lisa?

Let her go!

It is me you have come for.

Leave the world of the living.

Return to the damned.

Disappear from the light.

Return to the shadows of hell.

Daddy?

Daddy?

We gotta get out.

No!

Leave, Lisa.

Leave.

No!

You must go before I harm you.

- Daddy!
- Come on!

No, Daddy!

Get down!

We can't stay here.

Let's go.

Lisa!

Don't look back.

Come on.

Lisa!

Lisa!