La lingerie (2008) - full transcript

Someone once told me,

a woman's lingerie
is like her deepest secrets

She's mortified of people finding out,
yet desperately wants people to know

Time's up

Miu Ho

I'm Lena, the COO here

Pop quiz: what was the third bra

on the lower left side

of the red heart shaped
sports bra inside the showroom?

What's the answer? It was...

a shade of blue,



not the sad bluesy hue,

but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue

It was a plunge bra with wire support

made of lycra and has a jewel
stitched on center front

How about the lace Y shaped T-back,

what was the third pair
on its lower left side?

It was... an elegant

and graceful black colored,

fully laced with Swiss embroidery,

and weaved floral trimmings,
seductive undergarment

It was a huge hit with 40 years old
and above women last year

Yeah, that one!

You've got a good memory,
but you think with too much sensitivity

It's ok to be sensitive



You have something to ask?

What does a good memory
have to do with being a designer?

Honestly speaking, every lingerie company

consults its competition's
styles and designs

I often send junior designers

to survey the competitors'
shops and exhibits

I can't have our team
snapping pictures everywhere

Understand?

I think you need a deeper
understanding of lingerie

You have a 3-month probation

before we hire you as a junior designer

I'm going to give you
a mission to complete

Utilize your sensitivity

to complete a comprehensive
research on lingerie

I need to think of a right title for you

Lingerie esearcher

Lingerie Researcher?

Hey

Did you get it?...

Got the job!

Did you get my SMS message?

No I've got a bad news

What happened? Your aunt died

The aunt who loves you the most,

the same one who doesn't like me as much

She's dead

Stop being silly

It's true!

Sister Lara had a cold exterior
but was truly a passionate person

She didn't have many close friends

but she really cared about
everyone in Church

She kept that love and care
deep inside though

We would like to invite
her dearest friends

to take turns in delivering
a eulogy in her memory

I've seen him in Aunt Lara's
old photo albums

He might have been

her first love

Lara called me up

not long ago

She blamed me

and asked me why when we were 1 6,

I didn't... make love to her

But it was truly a
conservative period in time

I told her...

when I return from my studies in Atlanta,

I'll marry her

And we ought to consummate
our love on wedding night

I failed to keep my promise

In America it was truly a
sexually open period in time

I met an American girl...

I ended up marrying
someone else in the States

I was shocked to find out that
she kept waiting until she died

I failed to apologize on the phone to her

Now I have to say...

I'm a jerk!...

Thank goodness when I was 14

I met the cherry bomber

What do you mean? He popped my cherry

My bad, I forgot you're still...

I'm such a jerk

I didn't know she kept
her virginity all this time

She didn't have to,
and how could she blame me?

Well... it's hard to say

Are you Miu?

Your Aunt Lara mentioned
in our call last week

that she worried about you the most

This place is huge!

Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste!

It's a good thing she
pre-paid a year's rent

We have a good few months to enjoy it

Name brand undergarments

She even has La Perla

Every piece is an expensive item

The total worth is probably over $200,000

Who knew Aunt Lara had a seductive side

Take them if you want to

They're D-cup's

Not exactly my size

She really loved you,

everything in this house
and all these lingerie

are all yours now

Aunt Lara?

You're nuts, get the door

Hello, I live downstairs

Do you have any missing underwear?

We just moved here

I just keep losing them

I'll need to call the cops
if I lose another pair

I'm always away,

try to keep an eye out for me please

My name is Celine, I live downstairs

You can see my place from your terrace

I'm...

What was that about? I know!

Can you see how big my room is?

Can you see it? It's so nice!

Much bigger than my old room

Hold the phone steady please

My head is spinning just looking at it

Head spin?

If I just focus on me,
you're going to get even dizzier

My cousin Donut, she's only 1 9 years old

But she's a veteran "Uncle Killer"

The guy on the phone is Henry

He's 45, a full 26 years older

They met at the bra store she works in

Can I help you, sir?

I need to get a set...

of sexy...

Iingerie...

for my wife because...

Well, then... Allow me to be of service

Donut is a pro at pushing

the testosterone buttons of older men

She always wins

It's such a good fortune to have the love
of a hopeless romantic like yourself...

She's so lucky

Why can't younger men be as caring as you?

Let me pick one for you

Oops

I chose something I like in my size

Let me put it on for you

Do that now!

When Henry left that day,

he had forgotten about
buying his wife a gift

Instead he bought Donut what she had been
thinking of getting for herself

Oops, I forgot to use the staff discount!

Auntie? It looks really great on you

You think so?

I forgot I'm already... deceased

I'm not scaring you, am l?

Are you here to resolve
some unfinished business?

Silly girl, I don't have any

My only worry is that
you would end up like me

Spend your life...

alone with the lingerie

No holding hands!...

I'm the prefect

No holding hands and
your skirt's too short

Kissing? No kissing!
Let me mark down your name!

Let me get your name,
which class are you in?

I will report you both

Dating is a bad thing, not allowed!

It's alright, Miu

I wore these underneath all the time

never to be seen in front of a man

You have a good chance

You work for a lingerie company

You can make good use of them

Making use of these to attract men

Just do it, ok? I'm leaving

Bye!

Remember Yes, I will

Should I sign here?

Good morning everyone

Good morning

I am Miu

Good morning

This is our design room

Everyone, this is our new colleague

I'm Miu

You can get to know them later

I head up this department

They all call me big sister,

you can do the same

Big sister
You can take this seat for now

Miu, I'm Vivian Hi!

I'm Josephine Hello!

I'm her secretary Lotion
Beware of Lucas

Beware of Lucas from Marketing

He preys on young girls

I'm risking my life telling you this

Hey, beware of Lucas

I know, he preys on young girls

Can I ask you three things?

Sure

As pretty as you are,
got lots of boyfriends?

Not really, not even one

You mean you just broke up with someone?

I've never been in a relationship before

So, what's question number three?
Right

Are you free after work?

I'd like to take you out for a drink

And give you the lowdown
on everyone in the office

OK See you later

Hey, you haven't introduced yourself

Lucas, marketing manager

Are you tired of being a girl?

And really want to become a woman?

Want to get to know about men?

Let me show you the quickest
and the most effective way

Deviriginize!

Leaving your virginity is the fastest

and the most natural track to womanhood

Experts believe it's
more meaningful than bike

or shoulder ride or hurdling accidents

If you are over 1 8 years old and below 80

and have yet to solve this problem,

devirginization is the way to go

My name is Lucas, call me at this number

This is a virgin

I'm so unhappy

This is not a virgin

I'm so happy now!

Deviginize today, call Lucas!

If unsatisfied,
I'll fix your hymen for you

Pick up your phone now, and deviriginze!

Cheers!...

Not too much please, you drink like a fish

It tastes good

Enough... It tastes good, right?

So, why do they say
you prey on young girls?

I'm fixated on younger women

and I fall in love very easily

but have a bad memory
when it comes to women

hence this nickname

I do have a credo I follow in life

There isn't a woman who is unconquerable

Do you know what I mean?

A little bit Okay

Let's drink, to new colleagues

Cheers!...

Drink to it!

Have some more

Cheers!

The check please

Tonight will be a night
for you to remember

If it isn't me,
it'll be someone else later on

I'll be at your service

Let's begin

It's ok...

Let's start again

That was close

Damn it!

I hate filthiness

I'd rather not kiss the lips then

What is that smell?

Ling, this is Lucas

I need you to check on something for me

I am stuck here and I need some guidance

Listen, a girl born on 28th August, 1 985

Is it a bad match with me?

Not only a bad match,
she's your worst possible adversary

Will it be better
if I claim her virginity?

I mean, it's worth risking
everything for, right?

It depends on how much you value your life

Understood. Thanks so much...

Madame fortune teller,
you're truly a good friend

Hello?
The hotel's on fire, run for your life

What? We're having fun here,
extend my room reservation

It's raining Yeah

Turns out there really is someone
I can't conquer

What's going to happen then?

We can be friends Really good friends

It's raining really hard

If you look really closely,

Iingerie is everywhere around us

Sometimes accidentally exposed,
sometimes barely seen

It gives the city an exciting
layer of sensuality

Apart from doing research on the streets,

of course we should also be
speaking directly to our customers

It's so pretty. Keep this for me, thanks

I'll keep it for you at the counter

Hi, I'm a lingerie researcher

My name is Miu,
can I ask you a few questions?

Sure

Why did you choose so many
different styles of underwear?

In order to please men

Men like different styles of lingerie?

Men are fools

They just want new things all the time,
so we keep switching packaging

Remember, there isn't any man
we can't fool

It's whether or not you want to fool them

Thanks, this one as well OK

Can I have your name for the record?

I'm CC, as in the letter C

And which line of work are you in?

I'm in... PR

CC said every man is a fool

And if she so chooses,
any man can be wrapped around her finger

That was great...
Have another drink then

Sure

Sirs

Sorry but excuse us for a second

CC, the client there wants you only

Please get over there and entertain him

Hi!

I'm CC

What's your name?

Call me... Eugene

Eugene?

Why did you ask for the most
popular lady in the club?

I don't know

They asked me who I want to get,
I said the most popular one

I bet that's the right choice

What do you think?

I really don't know

Men always claim
it's their first time here

My friends told me to come here

What friends?

My classmates at the university

Hong Kong University?

No, not sure if you've heard of Harvard?

My major subject is Anthropology

Everyone here's an expert in that field

I am an expert with men

Why did your friends
tell you to come here?

They say I'm anti-social

You have to approach people
and talk to them

The best practice is
with people you don't know

It's expensive to do that here

I brought my credit card

The check please

You have to buy my time, house rules

What happens when we leave here?

Usually, that means...

It's your call

I play for the Harvard varsity,
as an alternate

You're not into playing ball?

No one's ever bought me
out to play basketball

Sorry, should we go where
they usually take you?

I played for a championship team
in primary school

Come on, let's do over

Come on, let's play

CY is a good guy

I've known him since he was a boy

He was a rather slow kid

His mom even thought he was retarded

Yeah

Who knew he'd be where he is today

A banker

On a daily basis you deal with
tens of millions, right?

More like tens of billions

That much?...

Not really, that's if it's a weak day

I have to make up for
another 800 million to a billion

I told you CY's amazing

How long since you last dated?

Close to 30 years

How old are you?

30 years old

What a perfect match

Miu has never dated either

It's impossible to find
someone as pure as him

Tens of billions in earnings daily,
you won't have to work again

You're being too loud, he might hear you

Sure, I heard that

I'm just being honest

Right?... I guess...

Here, have some more

Honey, I saw on the news yesterday

Lots of hungry people in Ethiopia

Those poor folks, they have no food!

Let's donate some money to them

Honey, if we donate too much money

It might insult them and
look like we're showing off

Really?

Here's an idea, let's donate
some stuff we don't need

Then they'll feel we're being true to them

Good idea, what should we donate to them?

Red wine

We have more than we need
in this lifetime anyway

Let's ship over 30 crates of Lafite,

share it with those poor guys

Yes!

I also have some cigars
that have ran its course

They can sip red wine

and smoke cigars in Ethiopia, perfect!

That's a great idea, honey

We can also ship over some clothes

They have nothing to wear

My ball gowns will finally find a home

Don't you think?

Honey, I've always said
one must keep a low profile

We're definitely succeeding at that

That's just being rich
and being kind-hearted

That's so good, honey

Good girl

Hello

You alright? I'm fine

Sorry for being late

Something happened over at the bank

Something huge

Bank run?

We don't have bank runs

There was a hostile takeover

I didn't see anything on the news

It's there, Sanitary Hospital took over

Hospital took over management?

Yes, I work in a... sperm bank

Sperm bank?

Tens of billions daily?

I personally have over
a hundred billion deposit

Technically it's a man's
most personal fortunes

The more they are,
the healthier the man is

Health is wealth, right?

Then have the company
pay your salary in sperms

I got a little carried away by materialism

What are you reading? Jack Dee's new book?

Are you a fan of his?

I'm hoping to be
at his book signing tomorrow

Have him sign on this cover

Want to know how to attract
these cultural, literary types?

Jack Dee is very intelligent

I once read a commentary

he wrote against men
who are addicted to boobs

I don't think he's into
women with good figures

Pretentious!

No man in this world can resist
women with big breasts

Trust me, do as I say

I guarantee you will leave
a string impression tomorrow

But I don't have...

I'm somewhat of a professional
in this field

Due to it's being lunch time,
I couldn't find

anyone your size for example

Imagine Lotion here is an A-cup

Just use your imagination

Over here...

I have all the tools you need

A roll of packing tape

A pair of gel inserts

A pair of nude bra

A bra that's a size bigger

and a top that's a size smaller

Lycra is the best

Lotion, show her how it's done

Come on

Where do you think you're going?
To the toilet

There's no one else around,
just do it here

Come on

Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right?

She always has a good figure

It's not as difficult
to get it to this level

If we can get you to have it that big...

You want me to show you how it's done?

Lotion, get everything out of there

That's not quite everything

Sexy enough for you?

Press here It's pretty good

Remember, when all else fails

just remember this one last move

The crossover squeeze

You'll get wrinkled that way

Just make sure you don't,
who cares if I do?

Give it a try

Bend your knees and squeeze in

Come on

It works...

Move it...

I really like you a lot

I got the autograph, look

Please dedicate it to twins
We're twins

Twins

Hard to tell you apart,
please buy an extra copy on the next book

Thanks, bye!

Sorry

Yes

Could you please...
Sure, what do you want me to write?

Dearest Miu,
you could write my Chinese name too

Or both

No problem...

Let me draw a heart here for you

Plus an arrow through it

Miu Hi, Dearest Miu

You remember my name?

Not only your name

I actually like interacting
with individual readers

Specially the classy ones, do you mind?

Not at all

I...

I don't know what to say

You're a lingerie researcher

You know the Cantonese translation
for bra is erroneous

You know why? No

Let me tell you why

In Chinese literature,
the circumference of tree stems

is called hung wai (Cantonese for bra)

You're so knowledgeable

Jack of all trades, I guess. Sorry

The deadline?

I already faxed you the piece
I wrote for you

Impossible!

Keep looking for it, it's right there

I need to rush this one

Am I obstructing you from your work?

No worries. I can write as we talk

Where were we?

Circumference

In the North South Dynasty period,
there was this person Zu Chongzhi

He computed the pi to be

between 3.141 5926 and 927

You're so...

amazing

Why is it that everything you tell me

turn up on the newspaper the next day?

I take it that...

you don't like me writing about them?

If that's the case I won't
No, not that

Just being curious, that's all

Why are you walking so slow?

You really like this pose, huh?

You don't? I do

Just being curious, that's all. Sorry

Hello?

Yes, the novel, right...

I know, the book fair

A couple of days. Fine, yes I promise

You look like you're always on a rush

That's true, which is why

I want to bring you somewhere

Ok

Come get me

You're such a naughty minx

I'm over here Missed you again

Making fun of me?

I'm going to get you, lost you again

You'll never get out of my sight

Missed again Over here

You're too cute. Ran away again?

Come and get me...

Time out...

It's fun playing hide and seek
in a bookstore

We're playing hide and seek

among thousands of years
of knowledge recorded

Do you know what this means?

Maybe I do... but maybe I don't

You've ignited my primitive male desires

This distraction is preventing me
from any concentration

Looks like consummation

is the only way to appease
this disturbance. Come on

I can't Can't?

That time of the month?

Not exactly. I am inexperienced

Perfect. I could be a perfect tutor

to you in this regard

I will take the lead,
you just keep up with me

We can make it work. Okay, let's do it

I really couldn't

Can you give me just a little more time?

Time? How much time?

You know even virgins have expiry dates

You're dangerously close to yours

I really do need some more time

to find someone I think is worthwhile

You know this

I have everything in the world,
except time

I've given my time to you as well already

I have a few dailies I write for

Two weeklies

Not to mention TV tapings
and radio shows I host

I need to finish a novel
in time for a book fair

I don't even know what
I'm going to be writing yet

Do you realize how many deadlines
I missed for being with you?

If we don't seal this deal tonight,

I'm not going to be able
to start the novel tonight

Hello listeners,
it's the "You don't know Jack show"

The topic of the day is

a virgin's time

There's a type of virgin
I hate in this world,

the type who doesn't know that
a flower wilts soon after blooming,

the type who doesn't know how to strike
while the iron is hot

These women will deservingly...

die as a virgin

He's referring to me

just because I refused to sleep with him

He's taking it out on me

Well, the guy thought you were
treating him to a meal

Then you flaked out the last minute

Men have a tendency to get angry
in these situations

Also let me tell you a known fact

Talented men tend to be less forgiving

Remember that

Talent and forgiveness are
inversely proportional in men

I guess you're the forgiving kind

Not at all

Ok, let me ask you three questions

Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson

have a good chance of winning
at the Olympics?

The 1 00 meter breast strokes

Secondly, why do politicians
like push up bras?

They make mountains out of mole hills

Lastly, are you free tonight?

I feel better now

I better get back to work That's good

Thank you for making me laugh

Broken

Both the radio and the host are broken

So, that move,
that was called the superman

It's a butterfly and
into an extended butterfly

The next one I'm gonna show you is
actually called the hand's spring

And finally, the next one is a knee hold.

Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers

need a lot of practice at home

I have practice poles to sell,
who's interested?

I'll buy one

Let me buy it for you
I'll buy it for you

You don't want one?

I have all the time in the world
to practice here

But you're home most of the time
with your wife

Alright everyone, let's practice

You're so good

Of course

Let's see how long you last
I can be up here for a while

I'll give you a big fat tip

Come on, give him some money

Stop, there's a pole over there

It's a no parking zone

Youngsters like to walk on the wild side

How about you?
I'll be young enough for you

Let's go then Sure, let's do it

Come on

What? To practice, of course

Practice what? Come on

What are you doing?

Practicing

Gee, where did this come from?

Scared now?

Scared? I eat parking tickets
for breakfast

You know us youngsters

Ma'am, you called in a report?

Yes, some things have been stolen from me
lD

HQ, this is PC2594 and 8406

Suspected burglary called in

No one broke in,
just things were stolen from me

It looks like breaking and entering
took place, what was stolen?

Three sets of undergarments, and a bra

Really? With your flat
in this state of chaos

You'd know three sets of
underwear and a bra are missing?

PC2594, an old lady suffered
a fall outside the building,

please check it out Roger that.

All yours, bro

How do you know for sure 3 sets of
underwear and a bra were stolen?

I left it there before my trip

Could you describe

those missing pieces in detail?

How many times you've worn them and where?

And when you last wore them...

Was there anything unusual you've observed

You like tidying up, officer?

I just couldn't help myself

Give me some details,

it helps in solving the case

One of the three sets...

I remember I bought it
in Bangkok some time ago

I hung it there to dry after washing it

Officer?

Where were we?
I'm done with the details

Do you want to just ask around

if anyone else is missing bras and undies?

Good idea

The uniform looks great on you

I like uniforms

How can we help you, officer?

Have you lost any undergarments lately?

Not really All here

It's just that your downstairs
neighbor called it in

She said she had some
underwear stolen from her

It's that air hostess

Yes, so please keep an eye out
for your undergarments

The ones on you and the ones not on you

You girls live together?

Yes Neat and tidy

You know where to call
if anything fishy happens

What are you doing? Setting a trap

I'm a lingerie researcher after all

Is that going to work?

The air hostess and
the auxiliary police...

met again without their uniforms on.

Hi, miss

Hi, sir

Didn't recognize you
without your clothes on

I'm just not wearing my uniform
Of course

Officer, you said you're into uniforms?

I like it better without

Uniforms I mean

I'm a auxiliary cop,
36 hours of duty in a month

What's your proper job?

There isn't one right now,
just the temp one as a cop

I don't like real jobs

Sir! Is your head ok?

I'm fine. You're so pretty

What did you say? You're so pretty

Thanks, see you around

Sorry...

Are you in a hurry?

Can you stay with me for some more time?

Ok My name is James Shum

Lie down... go on

Maybe because they both
barely wore anything,

Iying on the beach quickly
transitioned to lying on bed

If I tell you we can't date each other,

will you mind?

I sure will, why?

I want to marry into money

The day I started my air hostess job,
I promised myself

I will only date anyone in front of
the business class section

So either first class, or the cockpit

Why don't you move in with me?

I can do that? For real?

I'm always away and the flat is a mess

You can tidy up the place

Really?

I have just one condition

You and I are not lovers

If I meet someone suitable

and he's coming over,
I'll need you to stay away

Don't flights have
standby passenger lists?

You're the priority standby passenger

It'll work out well

I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook

I held down a job at
a fast food store for 6 months

I only know how to microwave

Can I move in here tomorrow? Ok

It's such a shame saying goodbye to you

I have so much more to learn from you

Are you looking for cheap thrills from me?

Of course not.
I only have respect for you,

no lust

Here's something for you Thanks...

I am very happy

Thank you everyone for
your continuous support

Thank you!

If it wasn't the head office's acquisition

of the French brand,

I wouldn't leave you to
go work on the integration

But there is no reason for concern

I'm hearing the boss's son
is returning form ltaly

to head this department

And that he is single and available

You girls better get ready

And one more thing to remind you all

He has a quirky personality

He was so handsome that

as a kid he got all the attention

He really hates it
if people keep staring at him

It rattles him and makes him fell insecure

So just be mindful of that

Everyone pay attention,
the e-mail from HQ says,

no one is to stare at the new boss
within a 3-meter radius

Or 1 0 feet in other words, 1 0 feet!

You'll all receive
the same e-mail in a bit

Let's all give a toast to Lena

Cheers, everyone

Thanks, thank you so much!

Here's your chance

The competition is going to be fierce,
I'll never win

This time I'm going for broke

Let's play a trick

With my sunglasses on,
I can look at him in anyway I want

I'm so excited
This will be my shot for glory

No way, this one's mine, mine!...

Big sister's here
She also put on heavy make up

Lotion, here comes the boss's son...

He's here...

Welcome, my prince

Listen up, the prince is here

Oh my god

The prince is here!

Thank you!...

Excuse me! Who's shining a light on me?

Excuse me!

The girls in the office
were severely disappointed

The reviews were extremely bad

Now we know how handsome he is

Let's all resort back
to working hard, shall we?

I'll talk to you later

Thank you!...

How are you my dear prince?

I'm the Marketing Manager here, Lucas

So honored to make your acquaintance today

Under your benevolent leadership,
we will do our best

to win more profits for the company

Boss...

Boss Excuse me...

How are you?

Please stop referring to me as the prince

Call me Antonio

I hope to have a closer relationship
with each one of you

Yes, Antonio

My plant in China has
over 30,000 employees

So visiting isn't done in a vehicle

but with a helicopter

It's so boring

I hate being looked down upon

Do you know how much is a sail boat?
Just 20 clams

You know how much a clam is?

A million

So I paid him 20 clams in cash

What's the matter? Nothing

It was really impressive,
what you just said

Your reaction is a bit delayed

I needed to digest it a little bit
Have some food

I'm full

I'm so hungry

There was so much food on the table,
why didn't you help yourself?

That guy really made me want to throw up

This Saturday there's an alumni
ball for Harvard grads

Really?

I would like you to be my date

Me?

I want my friends to get to know you

I'm not suitable for those occasions

Don't worry

No one's going to look down
on you because of your work

This isn't the ancient times

I want the whole world to know that we...

What about us?

We haven't even done the deed

I'm fantasizing about
bringing you to this ball

It'll surprise everyone there

You're crazy

I'm crazy because of you

Shut up, this is a robbery

Anyone else here?

I... don't think so

Stand over there

Should I check them up first
or tie them up?

Don't tie us up yet

You think you call the shots?
I'll tie you up first

Can you tie us up separately?

That's not up to you, go over there

Can we do back to back?

Stop giving him suggestions

Why don't you suggest the opposite?

Tie us up face to face, idiot

Fine, I'll listen to you just once

Face to face

You're right,
tying you up first has disadvantages

I told you so

No cash?

Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore

Credit cards, great

Give me your passwords

Those are just discount
and membership cards

Looks like I'm just going
to have to kill you

Why kill when you can rape someone?

I prefer men though

Oh, my goodness

I have a few hundred bucks in my purse,
just take it

A few hundred dollars?

I wasted a 40 ft rope on you,
that puts me in the red!

Why are you both avoiding
each other's face?

He's my boss

And he hates being stared at

I hate bosses the most

I want you to stare at her

Stare at her

Open your eyes

Where are your pupils?

The girl's pretty cute

Look at him too

Eyes open wide, stare at him

Stop

Perfect...

Keep staring, don't stop

Prince, he left already

I think... I've fallen for you

Thank you

Let me have the flower

Thank you!

I love flowers and anything beautiful

I couldn't imagine myself
ever falling in love

I have never tried
loving anyone in my life

This is absolutely my first time

How about you?

I... Let's get something to eat

Monsieur

What do you want?

Salad

I'm sure you want
the freshest salad available

How about you, sir? I want...

For appetizer I want
three pieces of ravioli

A soup order of truffle scented
artichoke puree with bacon lardoons

And for my entree

Roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille
and butter poached potato

Clear? Yes, thank you.

I'm so pleased,
I want to know more about you

I agree, we need to
know more about each other

What do you look for in a date?

Mine is pretty simple

She needs to like me more than I like her

She needs to love me more than I love her

She has to care for me, protect me

She has to like my singing and acting

And most important of all...

She needs to put me
in the center of her world

I have to be the one and only in her life

Why are you being so quiet?

I don't have any special
feelings towards Antonio

But dating the heir to the company

has its perks

Good morning, Ms. Ho...

Good morning Good morning, Miu

Sorry for being late today

I'm actually...

Don't be silly, it's fine

We know you have developments
with the prince

You need to get more beauty sleeps

Leave everything at work to me

Have a cup of coffee

Thanks, big sister

We probably shouldn't see
each other for a while

Why?

My wife is getting suspicious

I don't care, I want to see you

Do you want to see me dead?

Why are you talking to yourself in there?

Later... bye bye

Who are you talking to in the bathroom?

Just practicing Buddha chants

Experts say it's quite laxative

But you're a pharmacist

Couldn't you just get your own laxative?

I usually dispense the meds for patients

but when it comes to myself,

I don't have another pharmacist
dispensing meds to me

hence I'm resorting to the chants

What's this pole, darling?

This is obviously a...

camera tripod

We have such a small camera we're using

It's not going to go well with this tripod

This is why we need to
buy a bigger camera, darling

I know, there's a model I quite like,

when should we buy?

Jerk

I'll make you come out and meet me

I'm here to see you, get down here

I'm at the ground floor of
your apartment building

Are you kidding me? I told you I can't

Hello...

What are you doing here?

Playing a video game

Then what are you doing with the phone?

I'm talking to someone on the phone

Are you on the phone
or playing video games?

I'm on the phone while playing my game

It's easy splitting your time
between two preoccupations

Who taught you that?

Blown fuse?

What the hell?

Who did this?

As soon as their eyes met,

the uncle's son fell in love with Donut

Sorry I didn't prepare a lot,
have some food

This is great, let's eat

Auntie, Uncle Let's eat...

Our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling

Sure, let's eat

Her name is Donut

I have never heard of
anyone with this name

It's really unique

Some parents don't like their kids
dating at a young age

But I don't subscribe to that Thanks

Not really, dad said,

no dating till I reach university

What are we going to do? Uncle

How the heck would I know?

Truth is, before I started dating Ray,

I went out with a much older guy

But he just let me down
and had hurt me so badly

I want him to know how hurt I was

I know...

What do you know?

She said she wanted that older guy to know

She couldn't have been clearer,
of course I know

The truth is that older guy is...

a jerk

You're way too young

It's better if you see
someone closer to your age

Right, darling? Of course...

That means you're fine
with me seeing Donut?

I am not... objecting to it

That's good to know, thanks

Uncle!

Shall we?

We've known each other
for like a month now

I'm a guy, you're a girl...

You're ok with pre-marital sex?

I don't believe the words
coming out of my mouth...

Are you ok with that?

If both parties are of age

and consenting...

We fit the profile of your "if" scenario

I'm not at all experienced

What a coincidence

But I need this now

Don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist

just like the name of our company, Parfait

I'm a little scared

Scare's fine,
no need to be frightened though

No worries, I will perform with you...

a pain-free and pollution-less
safety ensured sexual activity

It is called... safe sex

Safe sex?

The safest sexual activity
in the world is...

you do yours and I do mine

I am ready. Let's begin

We can start now,
can you be a little aggressive?

More force...

I meant to be forceful with your moans,
not your bounce

Bravo!...

Great!...

Don't... Yes!...

Bravo!...

Great...

I'm coming!...

Hey... Come back!...

That's great

Miu! That's great

Sir?

Hi! You live nearby?

Just a floor down from you,
where the air hostess lives

Not sure for how long

We're not what you think we are.
It's weird

That night he told me

about their arrangement

There's a co-pilot up there

Now so I need to excuse myself

And you don't mind?

It's all part of the understanding

I don't fit the profile of her targets

So... I mind, I do mind

That's why I needed someone to talk to

Please keep it to yourself though,
or I won't even have a chance to mind

Hello? Yes...

Didn't work out?

Just keep looking then

Should I just come cook
something up for you?

Ok, bye-bye

Bye-bye

Bye, prince

Lucas

Lucas is here!

No need to look away

Look at me, I am so happy

What made you so happy?

T oday I finally feel like a real man

I have finally tasted...

I'm too embarrassed to say

You don't have to

I feel you need to know

What?

Last night, Miu and I did...

Did?... Did...

Did it! Bravo!

Did you know it was also Miu's first time?

Happy for me? Sure

But you don't look like you do

Better? So great...

You look like you want to
hear about the details

Not exactly What do you mean?

I really do but am ashamed to ask for it

That's great...

Like a bird I flew into her wet nest

Fragrance emanated from her essence

I raised my left arm,
she used her right hand

We glided through endless space together

I used my sword to dance with her

Her petals fall one by one

At long last the crystal and
the iceberg collide mightily

We waded through the winter cold together

and entered the ninth...

Iayer of heaven

Bravo!...

Was that too descriptive?

It was just right That's great

I know you two are very good friends

And now that we have consummated our love

I feel like I have to
take on the responsibility

Of course

I don't know how to ask
her hand in marriage

I've kept to myself for far too long

I need a suitable person
to make the first move for me

Sir...

What?

The two models for
the Summer campaign are here

Will you take a look at them?

These two? Very good

These two are our work mates

You have to look that way

What's the difference?

These two are buck naked,
those two are overdressed

Will you just take a look at them?

What does he mean?

For you

What's the occasion?

Well... where should I begin?

I was never ever at a loss for words

You can begin by telling me
what you feel about me

Sure...

I think you're really simple

So simple, you're really cute too

Girls like you are hard to find these days

And you can be silly sometimes,

the kind of silly that men fall for

I just think dating you
will be really fantastic

So if you don't mind...

I would really like to ask your hand

I hope you...

accept. Also this

It's all happening too fast

Not really, it's been a while

Didn't we just start now?

Not you and l

Then who with?

You and Prince Antonio

Didn't you fly through
ninth heaven the other night?

He felt since he had made love to you

He needed to shoulder some responsibility

I respect that

Let me ask you

Did you volunteer to
represent Antonio today?

Of course

You honestly believe I should marry him?

You both... had your first night
and it was memorable

You're going to be the boss's wife

Do you or do you not?

I...

think so

You're the biggest jerk in the world

The first day we met,

you got me drunk and
took me to a love hotel

Fortunately it didn't happen that night

If it did, what am I supposed to do now?

Then you coached me how to attract men

by telling me all these
bad things about men

I've lost all illusions
towards the opposite sex

And in order to
curry favors with your boss,

you're even making
a proposal on his behalf

You're no better than a dog

No better

Actually let me correct myself

Dogs are way cuter than you are!

Hey, so is that a yes?

I need to go back to him with an answer!

You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf?

I know who I am

You didn't have to dump it
all on me like that

Sorry for misunderstanding your motives

Miu?

I sat across from you, I saw your sadness

I've never wept for a guy before

This is the first time ever

I don't now why I'm crying
over a guy like him

File 2, Name: CC, Occupation: PR

CC spent all her savings

to attend Eugene's party

What a beautiful skirt

Find me a set of undergarments that match

Ok

Stop fussing over these
and find me something

Does it work?

Let's see Do you like it?

It works perfectly How about here?

Great T oo tight?

And here?

No problem Try the skirt on

Perfect

Do you like it? It's great

That day, me and Donut just looked like

fitting a wedding gown for a bride

I've never seen CC this excited before

Look

Do you like my outfit? Do I look pretty?

We're not going

We're not?

They refused to accept you

They said I was stupid

I never knew they were like that

discriminatory

Bastard!

Why don't you go on your own?

I'm fine. Look, I'm fine

I'll never give you up

I'll never give you up

That night CC not only
lost everything she owned

but also a heart that
has expected to be in love

Hey, I'm so tired

Where did he go?

Don't be afraid. I'm a lingerie researcher

I just want to interview you,
I won't call the cops

I want to know if you're a pervert

You can say that I am

Then I want to know

what attracts you to lingerie
in the first place

Lingerie is like a woman's deepest secrets

They want people to see what they're
wearing, yet afraid to show all of it

They'll show you glimpses of it
from time to time

but they'll try their best
not to show its entirety to you

Where do you keep the lingerie you steal?

All here?

Just some of it There's more?

Every piece here

represents a lady's secret

That blue one over there?

A nurse secretly in love with her patient

The white lacey one

belonged to an air hostess
who wants to marry a rich guy

And this purple one over here...

belonged to the lonely
former tenant in your flat

Aunt Lara?

Emergency hotline? I'm under a bee attack

Send someone to rescue me

Not a hive, just one bee

Not a significant number?

Ok, let's forget about that

Can you ask for me then if there are...

off duty firemen

41-inch chest or so, hardened ones,

someone resembling Rain

or Aaron Kwok. I prefer Aaron

See if they are willing to help a...

fair looking,

single and lonely, rotund career woman

Remember to call me if you find anyone

My surname is Ho

My number should come up on your caller lD

The bee's here again, talk to you later

Bye

Your auntie fought that bee
for an entire evening

Regardless of that,

they eventually died one after the other

Are women lonely

because they don't have men
in their lives?

Or because they refuse to unclasp?

The clasp isn't on their bra's,
it's in their hearts

I realize the person who's
most knowledgeable about lingerie

is a self aware pervert
who's into stealing them

I'll probably pay him another visit soon

This is probably the last time
I fall in love

As my son, you don't want to
take that away from me

I should be telling mom about you
but I'm not going to

This is my first love after all

How could you be fighting
your son over a woman?

Enough! I'm the one being fought over,

I should get to choose

Yes, let Donut pick the winner

Sorry Ray, I know you love me a lot

But I like your dad more

I couldn't feel the same for you,
you're too young

Daddy!

You once told me...

you would give me anything and everything

Now you're taking away my first love

I don't have a father like you,

I don't want a father like you

My girlfriend, my son

I can't lose my son over a girl,

I'm sorry

Say that once more and I'm leaving

My girlfriend, my son...

My cousin Donut's bra returning incident
was quickly put on the web

It quickly became the most viewed video

Hello, you're there?

I've got great news

I have found my prince charming

He was seated on row A
seat 1 on First Class

He's been looking forward

to getting married

He wants to come over to my place
and eat something I've prepared

But you know... I'm no cook

This meal here...

probably cost 50 bucks
or so at a fast food joint?

Roger, I cooked this myself

Not many people call me by my first name

Only the CEO and the Board Members

call me by my first name

No one else

Mr. Lee

Well, I didn't say you couldn't

Roger

My parents raised me without junk food

They are high in calories and trans-fat

Know that in the last 6 months alone,

eight air hostesses tried to court me

Three white collar executives, one nurse

One even has a PHD degree

I don't want celebrities, too high profile

I've always liked a Cinderella Story

You know, on the market now

there's a high demand for Prince Charming

and an over supply of Cinderella

It's impossible to find a balance of trade

I understand. Can I use the toilet?

Use the toilet?

I picked a set of

killer underwear for you

And I pricked on the condom here

Silly boy! You know...

if you get knocked up, it'll seal the deal

You're leaving?

Where are you going, silly boy?

What happened?

That was fast?

You guys got it on right away?

Can't blame him, you're stunning

You think the whole world is
as stupid as you are

It's not that easy to bed a rich guy

Not everyone can be Cinderella

Why don't you get a proper job?

You don't even try your luck
with the lottery

What if I couldn't find anyone?

Did you ever think about that?

What else do you know
apart from housework?

I know... you

I know you

I'm not giving up my dream
to marry a rich guy for you

I already know that

I don't know if Celine
ever gave up that goal

But she did, on this night at least

Ok, change the pose

Think of a tune,
let's play some music, ok?

How about "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"?

Yes, that's right, over here

Ok... you can't do that

You're not doing your bodies justice

Okay? Look at him

Oh yeah, that's great, ok?

Envelope her and cross your legs,
like that

Go over that way, understand?

Perfect!... Parfait!...

Everyone,

what do you all think of
this direction I'm taking?

I would love to hear about your thoughts

Lucas

I thought...

it was perfect!

I don't believe you. Josephine?

If I'm being honest...

this idea... couldn't be any better...

I thought...
She thought it was very good!

I hate hypocrites

I'm so glad to see
how truthful you all are

What a relief...

I thought it was mediocre

Fiancee!

Since everyone here is truthful,
let me tell the lies

One word review, dreadful

You're so lying

Hilarious Yeah, she's the funniest

I'm extremely unfunny

I'm not here to tell jokes

I thought it through, I'm saying no

Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt

You didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself

by giving up on a perfection incarnate

and the bright future we could've shared

You're so stupid,
how could you be so stupid?

Say something!

Why do you made him cry?

I want you to clarify our relationship

Lucas!

Get out of the way, narcissist

I've had enough of you

Do you know how selfish you are?

You really think the universe
revolves around you?

My narcissism is better
than your insecurity

She didn't say she didn't want you,
you rejected yourself

You got no guts to go after her

Go after whom? Miu

Even the bimbo here
can see through it clearly

You punched me out of
no reason because she left

Was I really like that? Yes...

I've seen many love story
endings in the movies

It's always the guy chasing after the girl

running like mad on the streets

Hey!

I don't know if I'm going to be moved

but I do want to be chased after for once

whichever one of them will be fine

You asked me to clarify
our relationship for you

I have an answer for you

When I failed to bed you,

I thought we can be good friends

and I wanted to be the one
to teach you how to get men

But I get more upset

with every man you meet

I do know plenty of men,

none of them my type though

I want someone

who lets me call the shots

but end up making all the decisions for me

I want to find someone who does everything
I tell him to do

but make me want to do the same for him

I want to be a woman
with successful career

but I don't want to have
to work all that hard

I'm mortified that
you are fooled by the others

but I can't fool you

When you and Antonio had sex,

I felt really sad

You mean that one time we had safe sex?

What?

Safe sex for him was...

he does his own and I do mine

Masturbation?

I want a passionate relationship
but I don't want to get hurt

You're the worst guy I know

But I don't know why I would cry for you

I also thought I could
claim your virginity

only to have you conquer mine

You're still...?

I meant my first real love

You said I'm the worst
adversary you can have

True

Madame Fortune Teller!...

Hi, Lucas, it's been a while

How are you? Indeed

Remember I called you once around midnight

to consult on something?

Impossible, I am an early sleeper

and I turn the phone off.
How did you locate me?

That's not possible, I did speak to you

Forget about that,

I have an emergency thing to ask

She was born in 1 985

August 28th Do we...

make a good match?...
Let me take a look

Actually, forget about that

It doesn't really matter...

You guys look like the perfect match

I need to go somewhere, bye

Really? Of course, believe me

Perfect match?...

It's raining!

Let's be friends

Boyfriend and girlfriend

(First Night)

Sometimes a man's hands

can help in unclasping a woman's bra

But to unclasp one's inner self,

it's best to leave that to herself.