L for Love, L for Lies Too (2016) Movie Script

"Swindler"

"Swindler: 15 missed call"

Bo, it's time for meeting

I'll be there soon,

I need to finish this first

Be quick

Fanny hates people who are late,

she is going mad

Done

Are you in charge

of presenting today?

-No

-No? Is it you then?

Good morning, Fanny

Morning

Who's in charge

of presenting today?

Come on, do I need

to invite someone to do so?

It's me

Hello everyone, I am Tracy

Didn't you guys say you

would wait for me?

Good morning Boss

Morning

I would like to know why

you didn't wait for me, Fanny

Aren't you in a hurry?

Of course I am,

I have many meetings afterwards

I'm not like you,

you can wake up late for work

So? Do you need breakfast?

Yes, please

Let's have breakfast together,

I'll pay for it

Let's not disturb Fanny's meeting

Boss, it's alright

to have breakfast alone

But you had to ask them

for breakfast together

Are we having a meeting

or a party now?

Times are difficult,

so please behave yourself

What do you mean, Fanny?

- I...

- Did you forget?

You prayed to Phra Phrom

for a son last year

You promised

to stop using foul language

Now that your son is born, are

you going back to the old way?

How dare you, Fanny

I'm not going to fuss about it

this time, you happy now?

So-and-so, start the presentation

Hello everyone, this is Tracy

I...

"Fanny, let's break up!"

Hello everyone, this is Tracy

Shut up

"I don't love you! I don't love

you! I don't love you!"

Why are we still ordering

takeaway? Let's eat out.

Come on

Let's go

- Are you really going?

- Of course

-But I brought my lunch box

-Chop chop

"Three hours later"

Why did he break up with me?

- What are you doing?

- Why did he leave me?

I'll change, alright?

-I don't know anything

-Why can't he tell me?

-I don't know him

-What did I do wrong?

Just go away

Why did he break up with me?

I can help you call the police,

HELP

One minute... give me another

minute and I'll die

I will cling onto him even

if I turned into a ghost

Then why are you clinging

onto me now

I won't let him off even

if I were a ghost, never ever

Please let me off...

Not even in death

would I let him off

I won't let him off even

if I were a ghost

I won't let him off

Help... there is so much blood

Are you sure you don't need to go

to the hospital for a check-up?

No, thanks

Alright then

Bo, are you alright?

- Going home to rest?

- No need...

What did Fanny say to you

just now?

She was fine,

why did she commit suicide?

She... didn't say anything

Didn't you guys know?

Fanny must have killed herself

because of relationship problems

What do you know,

hurry up and tell us

I heard Fanny was shopping in IFC

She saw her boyfriend

holding hands

with a girl in Lane Crawford

Fanny was furious,

she slapped the girl

It was posted in the group before

It's my fault

If I hadn't gone inside earlier

We can visit her grave

together next year

But it's such a deep wound

Even if she survived,

there would not be much point

That "Killer Whale"

was normally unbeatable.

How would one have guessed

she would commit suicide

due to relationship problems

The University of Michigan

recently published

a research report

the article mentioned that before

Valentine's Day and Christmas

Many couples would

argue over travels,

marriage and other issues

Arguments lead to break-ups

I think this reasoning is

a bit farfetched

Kid you're just too young

Everything in this world is

just an illusion

What you see may not be the truth

While truth may not be

seen easily

You're right

Just say I'm ignorant

I'm ordering dessert,

you want some?

I haven't finished

- Yes?

- Have you not heard before

Lovelorn can be contagious

I've never heard of that

The more people

around you breaking up

or the more people

mentioning break-ups

Then it will gradually affect

people around you

You will also break-up in the end

You idiot, I wouldn't

I don't believe it

You don't want dessert,

I'll have it

Bo, I haven't finished

Have you heard

of the Murphy's theory?

- Mur... what?

- Murphy's theory

Anything that could go wrong will

always go wrong in the end

That is to say, bad things,

Even if its chance

of occurrence is 0.1 percent

It will happen in the end

How is it related

to break-ups then

In this world,

bad things are ubiquitous

Bo, you look pallid

and your hair is a mess

Are you sick?

I am fine

You're so late, we are done

Sorry

When I was about to close,

a client walked in

for an extraction

He looked like he was in pain,

so I extrated his tooth for him

You make it sound like ER

To put it bluntly

you're just in it for the money

How are you going to spend

with all the money you earn

I want to earn more money

so that I could go see

the aurora with my future wife

Don't assume I would be free

You got me wrong,

I didn't say I'm going with you

What did you say?

Vincent, that's enough

Who are you going with if not me?

Just kidding

Don't be so angry alright?

I've bought the flight

and cruise tickets,

even the hotel rooms are

already booked

If you stand me up

I'll tie you up

and grab you with me

I'll send you the information

in a few days' time

Still in a meeting,

can't pick you up,

you go home first! Sorry!

Is my brother coming or not?

He can't make it,

it's fine, I can leave on my own

He is in name

and in reality a truant

Breaking appointments

all the time,

as if he's afraid of

being made to pay for the meal

He's busy, I can pay.

It's just the same

Sister, you are so good to me

I want to give you a hug now

It's too far, let's hug next time

Why don't I pay this time,

you've always paid for the bill

No need

It's just a small amount,

it's fine

That's right

When you

and my brother get married

I swear to God

My red pocket will be

far more generous than

all the meals she had treated me

Take your time to save up money

Still far from now

Would your words make Bo unhappy?

I was just kidding

How would I know

she would take it so seriously

Your brother seemed to have

dragged it on too long with Bo

Yes. It puts me in such a dilemma

As her friend,

I think she should break

up with my brother

But if she breaks up with him

I'm worried I would

lose her as a friend

This question is just

like dividing 1 by 3

Always endless

Hello? Brother?

What? I will be back right now

What's happening?

Dad's threatening Mum

with divorce

What should we do

Let's go home first,

then we figure out what to do

Brother,

it's good to have you back

We couldn't persuade them

- Dad, what's happening?

- Nothing

Tonight is the happiest night

since I was born

What on earth are you happy for?

Be honest, are you having

an affair with another woman?

You're going to pack

and run away with her?

I emphasize once more

I do not have any affair

with any woman

I'm going to the Yellow Mountain

to take scenery photographs

with my classmates

Do you think I'm so naive?

You think I don't know?

You guys are going north

for prostitutes

Photo taking? I've never seen

you pick up a camera

don't be like this

Can't I have such interest now?

Can't I pick it up now?

Is it wrong to learn new things?

Look at you

Playing mahjong and gossiping

with those bitches all day long,

that's the right way to go?

Dad, stop arguing

How about this,

why don't we go home first

Let's wait for Dad to come back,

then we will figure it out

There's no need

I'll stay

at my friends' place tonight

Aren't you admitting

that you have a mistress?

I'm asking you, who's that bitch?

Where are you going to sleep

with that bitch?

Where are you going

- with that bitch?

- Calm down, Mum!

Where are you sleeping

with that bitch?

Of course I have a mistress,

you know her too

The security guard Mr. Wong who

works at the opposite building

Happy now?

I'm leaving

-Dad

You are hopeless, for God's sake

You like men? Such a pervert!

Stand right there,

I dare you to leave

If you walk away now,

then do not come back anymore

Listen, you guys

I've decided

to divorce your mother

-Dad

Please let me finish

my words this time

Maybe you don't understand

why I am doing this

I make it clear now

I have wanted to divorce your

mother for 10 years

But you three were

still too young

But now it's different

You three are grown-ups,

earning a living

I've discharged my

responsibilities as a father

Mum

At this age, I don't want

to make myself suffer

I've been depressed

for many years

I have to treat myself better

I need to find myself again

Kuen, I've prepared

enough money for you

Enough for you

to continue playing mahjong

After all, we were a couple

I want this to end well,

we are no enemies.

We could be friends

You wish

How can we be friends

You are so ungrateful

Were it not for my father,

you would still be a delivery boy

You think you could marry

a princeling like me?

You think you could be

a boss now?

You have no conscience

You aren't going to die well,

Karma will get you

-You will suffer from a stroke

-Mum

I also have something to announce

I'm telling you, it is I

who wants a divorce with you now

Let's see whom the three

kids will follow?

You say

Mum

You know I'm used to living alone

My place is small,

I can't welcome you

-Hey

-Isn't it right

You never liked my husband

You don't wanna

live with him, right?

-Mum

-Is there any justice?

Mum

All the sacrifice I made to bear

and raise you

Now I am in need,

yet none of you extend a hand

Mum, stand up first okay?

Dad

-I don't wanna live

-Don't be like this

This is catastrophic!

Lovelorn is indeed contagious!

Vincent's parents

are getting a divorce!

It's all because of you!

How does that have anything to do

with me? You think too much!

Better safe than sorry,

you be careful!

You might be next!

Same to you

Our guest today

is this year's hottest

pop singer Lily

Lily also brought

a special guest today

It is her mother

She is the diva of pop music,

Elaine

Elaine, nice to meet you

Nice to meet you

Elaine, I know besides Lily

You've an older daughter

but she didn't go

into entertainment

Actually, as an artiste

Do you wish for your children

to continue your legacy?

Why?

Is my appearance not good enough?

These things can never be forced

I feel God is treating

me very well

Because I like singing,

and Lily likes singing too

So I can give my best to her

My girl,

you need to work hard okay?

Mum don't worry,

I won't let you down

-Bobo

-You're back?

Hi sis

Just make yourself at home

Gosh,

you didn't even close the door

You close it, this is your home

Why are you still awake?

Why did you bring

so many people home?

And why didn't you

tell me earlier

Sorry Man U is playing

against Arsenal tonight

We wanted to watch at a bar

But the bars either required a

minimum charge or were full house

Don't you think it is better

if I come home to watch?

I can save money, and can...

And can have a free maid too,

right?

Of course not, you know

I'm their boss

They work for me,

if I don't treat them better

why would they work

their hardest for me?

It's just like

how you love me dearly,

and I would in return love you

with all my heart

Sun

You invited us to watch football

Why didn't you buy us

some snacks too?

There's no food at our place?

How about this,

I'll go and buy some

pork bone congee for you

Thanks sis

You see

how much they respect you?

Remember for mine,

"extra bone, no green"

Got it

Love you

Sweetie, what brings you here

for congee at such a late night?

Yes. I want six bowls of

pork bone congee,

four plates of fried noodles,

two plates of rice rolls

and one plate of vegetables

As before, one bowl

with "extra bone, no green"?

-Yes

-What's up?

Your boyfriend invited his

friends over to watch football?

How do you know?

There's only one thing

that I don't know

What's that?

I wonder

how your boyfriend looks like

It is always you

who comes to buy congee

He has never come, not even once

How lucky is he

to have girlfriend like you

Take a seat,

it will be ready soon

Okay

Who sent you a message

at such a late hour?

-My boss

-Tell me, that girl?

Don't be crazy,

how could it be a girl?

No? Give me your phone

You don't trust me now

Of course

Pass me the phone now

I can't be bothered to deal

with you

Boss, bill please

Don't leave before make it clear

We are in public

You are shameless but I'm not

Are you done with going nuts yet?

-Let's break up

-You said it

Hey

Don't go!

What's going on,

what day is today?

Why are there

so many couples breaking up?

Thank God

they paid before leaving,

otherwise I would have

worked in vain

Sweetie, done

Oh

Why you look so pale?

Have this bowl of congee,

my treat

No need, I'm not hungry

How much?

-The same

-Okay

Thank you, watch your step

Thanks

Mum dated us

for dinner next Monday

We must attend this time,

because we haven't had dinner

with her for a year

You well know your mum's temper

She is my mum, no matter what...

There're only three questions

every time we have dinner

When will you get married?

Don't you ever plan for marriage?

Why are you dating

if not for marriage?

Oh my God,

interrogating me like a criminal

So now what? Are we going or not?

I did want to go, but I really

can't make it this time

Something big will

happen this year

You know it too,

I was never invited

to the company Autumn

festival barbecue before

It's different this year, boss

specifically requested me to go

Isn't this a good opportunity

for advancement?

How would you choose

between your mum and my boss

Of course I would choose the boss

Why?

Because he's the one

who pays my salary

She wants me to have dinner

with her alone again

If she doesn't bother you,

she bothers me

What are you scared of?

She's your mum,

it's not like she would bite you

Remember to send her my regards

She's so stingy

Where are you going,

didn't you say you are tired?

I feel too hot

after taking a hot bath

I'm going to play TV games

for a bit, you take your time

Bo, boss posted promotion notice

Quick, come and see

We all have faith in you

You need to treat us dinner

if you get promoted

I will wait for you outside

Congratulations

Told you the promotion

would go to you

-Thank you

-Congratulations

Let's shake hands, you're awesome

- You're amazing!

- It's nothing

Treat us dinner

I heard that someone saw Sammy

having dinner

with boss at Soho two days ago

and wore the same outfit

for work the next day

You say it, just dinner?

I don't believe it

You're smarter than her,

nicer than her

How come she got promoted?

Mum

What's the time?

Sorry,

I finished work late just now

Sun? Where's he?

He has other commitments

He asked me to send his apologies

Is he really that busy?

Or he doesn't want to see me?

Where's Lily?

Should we order something first?

Put down the menu,

I haven't finished

Why did your boss decide

to promote Sammy

but not you?

How did you know?

I have their Facebook

You are the only one who didn't

dare to add me as a friend

Everyone in the company added me

So I know everything

that happens in the company

But I really don't understand

You are more qualified,

more experienced

Why did you lose to her?

I lost because I'm not a liar,

and I'm not a brown noser

I don't flirt or flaunt

What kind of attitude is this?

You lost

but you blame others for it

Shouldn't you be reflecting

on yourself,

why you aren't as good as others?

I lose to others in all aspects

Whatever I do is wrong

Happy now? I admit it

This is your strength

You pull a long face once someone

makes a critical comment on you

This character is in my blood,

I can't change it

You say that one more time

You are already in your 30s

Your work is worse than others

You have a pathetic boyfriend

A lifetime is a long time

What plans do you actually have?

As you said,

I'm already in my 30s

I can handle my own business

I won't beg for your help even

if anything happens

I won't ever make you feel

ashamed, you happy now?

I wish everything you said

would hold true

You don't listen to me now

Don't ever expect my help

if you are in trouble

If I really got into trouble,

you would be the first one

to disappear

Had I ever?

When I was in primary three,

I stayed in hospital for a week

because of gastroenteritis

You didn't visit me even once

I needed to work at that time

Otherwise how would

I have money to raise you?

I didn't even have time to sleep

Or were you afraid of people

finding out that

you have a daughter?

Did I not raise and nurture you?

Who paid your tuition

throughout these years?

I didn't let you call me mum?

You only revealed that you have

two daughters after you retired

I just called you Elaine

before 15

Sorry, I have already tried

to come as soon as possible

Mum, sister

Why didn't you order any food?

Why are you so late?

It is because of the director

Filming in every detail

and every angle

Work has no end

Fortunately, I told him

I have a dinner date today

with my mother for Mid-Autumn

So he allowed me a 2-hour break

Thank you, Elaine

So you have

to go back to work afterwards?

Then let's order some food

quickly, what do you want to eat?

I'm good with anything,

you make the call sis

Why are you in a trance?

Why are you not ordering?

Your sister still

needs to go back to work

Right, I almost forget

Look

Mum, you sure

I can wear your necklace

in the concert?

It's your first concert

How could you not have

an heirloom with you

I love you, mum

Let's try it on

Sure, please help me put it on

Bo, why are you here by yourself?

Are you talking to me?

You can't recognize me?

I'm Maggie, Sun's colleague

I remember now, Maggie

Why are you here by yourself?

Today is Mid-autumn festival,

Sun didn't come with you?

Your boss is treating you all

barbeque, didn't you go?

My boss went overseas

for a meeting yesterday

I dated someone, I have to go

Where're you? Why are you not

picking up the phone?

Are you still having barbecue?

Call me back when you're free

She looks so old-fashioned

Indeed. Just look at her

-Come on, let's head over there

-Okay

That's not bad.

Good game!

Where are you now?

Call me back when you're free

I will find a place to sit down

and wait for you,

I want to go home with you

I'm Sun, I'm not available to

pick up the phone right now,

please leave a message

Where's my purse?

Do you want one more?

I'm sorry, I lost my purse

So you don't have money to pay?

How about this,

I'll ask my friend

to bring me some money now...

it won't be long

You're so lucky

Someone paid the bill for you

who paid for me?

We often have customers

who get drunk and forget to pay

My boss found a solution

from the internet

He would ask

good-willed customers

to pay for an extra drink

for whatever reason,

as a treat

or as an insurance for himself

All in all, it conveniences us

at others' expense

a pack of cigarette please,

keep the change

He is the good guy

What?

She lost her purse and doesn't

have money to pay the bill

I told her you paid for it

Thank you

Not a big deal

I usually forget to pay

when I get drunk

So usually I pay extra drinks,

just in case

But this is the first time

I'm buying a drink for a girl

Do you want another one? My treat

No need, save it for next time

I'll treat you next time

Are you waiting for a call

from your boyfriend?

Quarreling?

Sorry, me too

There's been some issues

between me and my girlfriend

I couldn't find her,

it is her birthday today

She is getting married soon,

don't you want her to be well?

Don't be so upset

Because her mum despised me

for being poor

If I were rich,

I could be with her

If she comes back to you

because you're rich

She isn't a fine woman either

Her mum controls everything

She doesn't mind

my meager background,

she never looked down on me

Louis, boss asked whether

you're done chatting yet

He's waiting for you

It's late, I have to go

Thanks for your drink tonight,

I will buy you a drink next time

If you want to thank me

Actually you don't need to wait

for next time

I have something

that I need your help tonight

Can you see the fat guy

inside the room?

Kill him,

I don't have to teach you right?

After I killed him,

I kill you right?

His name is Brother Hung,

he's from Macau

He looks like a business man,

but he is actually a swindler

I lost a lot of money to him

in the past few nights

But why are you telling me these?

I observed

that he's got this tell

Every time he bluffs,

he would touch his nose

It's the same every time

Since you know his tricks

Then you can bet with him again

You will definitely win

it's not that easy

He seems to realize

I had seen through him

So he never cheats in front of me

I know the opportunity has arisen

once I met you tonight

Can you act as my girlfriend,

accompany me to bet

with him once?

I have to win my money back

I think I can't help you

Sorry, I know I'm asking too much

But I really hope

I can win my money back

I don't want

my girlfriend's mother

to ever look down on me again

I don't want to be poor,

maybe I'm wanting too much

Maybe God wants me to stop,

thank you

One game

I'll help you for one game only

Take a seat

Sorry I had you waiting

Louis, you're great

You were only out for a bit and

you come back with a girlfriend

I asked a friend to come witness

you getting wiped out

20 thousand

Passed

"Ace", you're the dealer

Passed

Louis, why skip even

when you got a pair Ace?

Is it illegal?

How are you going to win

your money back? Let's give up

Thanks Brother Hung

I'm hungry, let's go

Which part of yours is hungry,

upper or lower?

Both, let's go

Get the bill

You're leaving after you won?

One more game

You want to seek your own doom,

how can I let you down?

Card please

I'm the dealer, 10 thousand

Pair King,

don't disgrace yourself

One block

Been on a good run of hands?

Not too bad

Don't waste time,

how much is there on your table

I have 700 thousand, all in

Do you need to think about this?

Do you want me to call your mum?

What good would looking

at your girlfriend do?

Or are you putting her

on the bet too?

She doesn't worth 700 thousand

We're betting,

you should shut up Bitch

What did you say?

Say sorry to her immediately

Don't fight

He said I'm a bitch

Sit down, come back

Don't waste your breath

Call or not

I need to go to the toilet now,

tell you when I'm back

You are quite pretty,

with a gentle appearance

You can take a look at his cards

then tell me

I will secretly give you

a few ten thousand, yes?

I just know, his cards

will beat you

You are as big-mouthed as

your boyfriend

But I like it

I observed

that he's got this tell

Every time he bluffs,

he would touch his nose

He did it every time

How's it?

Now that you've pee-ed,

have you thought it through

Call or not?

Now who's scared, huh?

All in

I'm going to wipe you out

4 Kings

Such are the bad cards.

Such fate.

"Straights and flush"

It can't be

He touched his nose just now,

I saw him touch his nose

It's a bit stuffy in here,

it's making my nose run

You betrayed me?

No...

I've won enough today,

let's chip in

Brother Hung, can I return

the money I owe you tomorrow?

Are you insane

or did I mishear you

You came to gamble

with me empty-handed?

You know I lost a hell

of a lot these few days

I borrowed my chips from Keung

Tomorrow... I will have enough

money for you tomorrow

I'll kill your family tomorrow,

then I'll apologise the day

after. Would you take that?

You don't have money right?

Leave your girlfriend here,

if she serves me well tonight

I will spare you

a few ten thousand dollars

of interest tomorrow

No, do not do it Brother Hung

We aren't close...

don't take advantage of her

Not close?

I just saw you two

eyeing each other,

don't let them go

I have had enough of you

Don't shoot, don't shoot

You kill me,

you won't get a penny

Do you remember who's Man?

Which Man?

You cheated 3 million

from him in Macau 3 years ago

in the end he jumped

from Hotel Sintra

He's my brother

He feels like he's missing out

one person in hell,

that one person is you

Go die

Don't... Don't shoot, Brother Hung

Don't kill him...

How about this,

I give you my watch

"Cartier" Limited edition,

worths some money

Darling, do you know

what you are on about?

Do I look

like I want your broken watch?

You talk too much,

I'll kill you first then

I like her watch

If you like it I'll buy you

another tomorrow

Why do I need to wait till

tomorrow if I can have it now?

Because I said I'm

killing her now

Why don't we take the watch

first and then kill her?

-I'll do it now

-Take the watch first

-Do it

-Take the watch first

-Do it first

-Watch

-I need to do it now

-I said take the watch first

-Do it

-Watch

Bro, your gun...

What gun? Imma kill you now

-Wait

-Why wait? I need to kill her

-Nine

-Who's calling for me

-Busted

-What?

Your gun

What?

Damn it, I told you not

to use a water pistol

It's fine to use a water pistol,

but why did you actually fill it

up with water?

Otherwise, the pistol would

not have much weight

and I would not be able to get

in character

My acting teacher taught me

to use props to help me

get into character

How many times have I told you?

If you want to learn acting,

you must go to APA like I did

Don't learn from ways which are

neither here or there

My teacher graduated from APA too

Your senior

He's also an award winner,

last name is Wong

He is good

Your teacher hasn't done much

acting these days?

It's you fat boy again,

we failed again

Why didn't you just let me be

the one to hold the pistol?

Why did you insist

on holding the pistol?

How dare you complain?

Told you not

to eat anything today,

you still had a bowl of noodles

before you went out

Why did you say

you're hungry just now?

I couldn't feel

you were hungry at all,

you made me unable to get into it

It's not important whether I

was hungry or not

You touched your nose,

that's the key

Why did you scratch your nose?

It's too obvious

Why are you complaining? You were

only acting as a prostitute today

I never said I was set

to be a prostitute

Why did you say I'm a prostitute?

How are you not a prostitute

when you are dressed like this?

Does it make me a prostitute just

because I'm dressed like this?

Stop arguing alright?

Let's go eat something, my treat

Okay, where?

You guys decide,

wait for me outside

Let's go for hotpot

No, Chiuchow food

Whatever

Wing and Keung, let's go together

Would you put on more clothes?

Do not think

your acting is better

just because

you wear less clothes,

it's all very proper,

we aren't filming porn

Can you explain to me

what actually is going on?

Next time you feel down,

don't come to

an unscrupulous shop like this

You won't be so lucky every time

Wouldn't you be afraid

if I reported to the police?

Did you lose anything?

I saw you were having fun

just now

Is this your first time

you encountered a swindler

This is for you,

keep it as a memento

That's enough, it's late already

You're such a bro

But it'd be no use

when you face strangers

Good Morning

Good morning, sweetie

Hey, where's Mary?

She just broke up, had

an argument with her boyfriend

She committed suicide by taking

a hundred sleeping pills

She's now in the hospital

getting her stomach pumped

What about me?

I have to drink Mary's coffee

before going to work

There are no problems

that can't be solved

-Bing

-Yes?

One latte macchiato, quick

What?

Okay

Wow

- What?

- It's disgusting

And this isn't macchiato,

this is flat white

Flat white guarantees me bad luck

Is it that serious?

Don't be scared,

I will personally

brew another cup for you

No need...

I'm in a hurry,

ask Mary to come back quickly

Otherwise I won't visit

your cafe again

Chun,

you have to tell me honestly

My friend told me,

he saw you were hanging

with another guy in the cinema

Who is he?

You are still denying it?

My friend sent me some pictures

Do you need me to send you?

Arguing again?

What? You would break up with me

if I don't trust you?

You want to break up?

Break if you wish,

but don't regret it

No way, another break up?

Miss, where did you say

you wanna go?

Kowloon Bay

I'm such a good guy, are you

really breaking up with me?

You will regret this

You will definitely regret this

Driver, where're you going?

Causeway Bay right?

I said Kowloon Bay

What? I asked whether you wanted

to take the cross-harbour tunnel,

you told me to take

the eastern harbour crossing

I did not say that!

Are you saying I wronged you?

Driver, have you lost your lover

or lost your mind?

You breached the regulations,

I will report you

I'm now reporting you

Where's my phone?

Bitch, you say crap about me

Go find someone else

to send you cross harbour

Am I that unlucky?

I haven't saved the documents yet

Don't you think I've been

extremely unlucky today

Not really, look what I got you!

But have you got the dates wrong?

Why is the date this year's?

It's right, it's this year

We are getting married next year.

If we go honeymoon this year

it doesn't make sense, right?

Laura, let's get married

this year okay?

No, this year is a "blind year",

misfortune will land on

people like me who are

born in the year of the sheep

Mak Ling Ling said

I would get into big trouble

if I get married this year

But Mak Ling Ling said

my home is prone to attacks from

the spirits of the evil vixen

We to do something festive

to flush out the bad aura

My mum told me if we got married,

dad would come back

Is your Mak Ling Ling,

and my Mak Ling Ling,

the same Mak Ling Ling?

The one who is chubby,

loves to dress in pink,

short-haired, and wears glasses?

Wait

So you are saying,

you are marrying me

because your mum wants you to?

So you don't really want

to marry me?

You misunderstood,

I really want to marry you

It has nothing to do with my mum

If you want to marry me,

and I want to marry you too

Then let's get married next year,

why must it be this year?

There's no difference between

getting married this year or next

And if we get married this year

we could make my mum happy

It's a win-win situation,

isn't it better?

Vincent, let me make myself clear

I hate people disrupting my plans

Everything you did tonight,

was to make your mum happy

You never thought for me

Laura

I told you it's not like this

Why don't you let me explain

If you wish so much for

your parents to get back together

Then find someone else

to marry you

But this person will not be me

Men are like this

You put foie gras right before

them, and they don't cherish

They just like to fool around

Dump him

Actually I ain't sure yet

We've been together for so long,

letting go is much easier

said than done

Men aren't like fixed deposits

You don't get interest simply

by putting money in the account

I will visit again in a few days

You can't in a few days' time

Why? Are you closing down?

No,

I will go Chengdu to see pandas

and watch Big Bang in Korea

Lastly I will go to New Zealand

for two weeks before coming back

You know how to live a good life,

Auntie Yin

I have no children,

husband or lover

I earn and spend my own money

Women's youth is just like money

If you save and don't spend,

it will only depreciate

So sometimes we need to splurge,

we need to treat ourselves better

Surprise?

Baby, what's going on?

You don't like the flowers?

Why are you giving me flowers?

Are you guilty of anything?

In fact, there's one thing I have

lied to you for a long time

I didn't go barbeque with boss

on that night of mid-autumn

I knew that a long time ago

You knew it? How?

The reason how I knew it isn't

important anymore

You have to tell me honestly

I'm already mentally

well prepared

I can tell you the truth

But you have to promise me

you won't get upset

It's my bad,

I should have discussed

with you before seeing her

Discuss?

How can you discuss this kind

of things?

You're my girlfriend,

other than you who else should

I discuss it with?

You're so funny

What room of discussion is there

for this kind of things?

You are shameless

Shameless?

How shameless is it

to go to a job interview?

Job interview?

Just a job interview

That night,

a boss from Mainland flew

to Hong Kong just to see me

But he wants me

to go to Shanghai for 3 months,

then work on-the-move

between different cities

But trust me, I'll behave

I won't be out drinking like

how I used to be

I'll save up some money,

we'll get married and have babies

Your mum won't be able

to complain no more

Why? Why are you crying?

Start missing me now?

Are you missing me already?

I won't leave, alright?

Stop crying

Why? It's not

like I'm not coming back!

Everything is alright

I thought you don't want

me anymore

- How come? Why would I?

- I was afraid...

Silly girl. Don't worry

I promise you, I would not

play around in mainland

I promise you, I won't fool

around while I'm in Mainland

You like salmon

I know that's your favourite

Who introduce you

to this restaurant?

Who introduced you

to this restaurant?

Man, he's a foodie

What?

Let's go watch a movie

Okay, which one?

Hey there, food is here

Thanks

My meeting tonight is going

to run till late, don't wait up

- Okay?

- Okay

-You take the umbrella

-No

You take it, it will rain

heavier after meeting

-Heavy rain

-No, you take it

I take it then

Okay... I will be back home soon

-You be careful, love you

-Be quick

-Call me

-Bye

Why are you following me?

Jolly well done, you managed to

get a new boyfriend in a flash

He is my boyfriend

We have been together for 7 years

- Reconciled?

- one of your business

You haven't answered me yet,

why are you stalking me

You don't own this street

I sent my wife back just now

This street is so quiet,

I'm worried about your safety

Wife?

Didn't you see while you were

in the restaurant just now?

You two didn't exchange a word

throughout the whole dinner

I thought you two didn't

know each other

We've been married

for so many years,

it's quite normal to

have nothing much to say

The street is

so quiet it's really dangerous

Your boyfriend is happy

to leave you behind,

he treats you too badly

And you said you aren't

stalking me?

I said I'm worried

This area is dangerous

Okay, I'll accompany you

What's up? A swindler trying

to do good deeds

hoping to cancel

out some bad karma?

Truth be told

I knew your boyfriend is

not a good guy

the first moment I laid my eyes

on him

Mr. Swindler,

what makes you the one to judge?

Actually, I do have a name

Call me Louis

We are in the public,

it's not a very proud thing

to be openly called a swindler,

is it

Let's talk about your boyfriend,

is he being weird these days?

For example, cheating on you?

Enough,

how many times have I told you

not to bad-mouth my boyfriend

Also, I won't believe

what a swindler says

Okay, let's play a game

I can prove to you that

I know what you are thinking

Pointless

If I didn't get it wrong

You still have with you

the chips from that night

Left pocket

Great

This round doesn't count,

the game officially begins now

-Let's start

-On the right

Once more

On the left

-Once again

-On the right

How could this be?

No matter

in which hand you put the chips,

I can guess it

Why?

When you want to fool someone

You will feel guilty, and

this guilt is what gives you away

These clues will always be

subtly revealed by your tell

You thought you could fool me

Yet you always peep on

the hand with the chips

Every time you do the same thing

So if you want to fool people,

the most important point is

to cut out all your tells

- Understand?

- Again

Left

-You got it wrong

-Great

You corrected those flaws

really quickly

You would make a great swindler

I'm a law-abiding person,

why would I follow

your footsteps to be a swindler

You have a gift from God,

don't waste it

Join our league of swindlers

You crazy?

I'm serious

You look silly,

but it means people will

lower their guards

I observed you were very calm

at the gambling game last time

After tonight,

I'm sure you have good potential

Let's do it,

if you don't mind

I can be your master,

I will teach you everything

I don't have any money

for you to con,

don't think of

taking advantage of me

One more word

and I'll call the police

Do you have to take it so

seriously and call the police?

How about this,

I have a job next week,

I'll count you in. One go will

hear you tens of thousands

As an apprentice,

this rate is top notch

Taxi

We have a deal. Next Friday, 9 pm

Meet me at the shop we met

last time, see you there and then

Go home and take an early rest,

see you next Friday

Goodbye

Please, it's not

like he's not gonna marry you

Just a year earlier,

what's the problem?

Why doesn't anyone understand?

I hate people disrupting my plan

Are you breaking up with Vincent

because of this?

He proposed

on my most unfortunate day

I think God is sending

me a message

What message?

That I shouldn't be with Vincent

I think you should go

see a doctor

Are you nuts?

I thought you're my best friend

who would understand me

Now even you are saying I'm nuts

You should reflect upon yourself,

the whole thing started

because of you

Because of me?

Ever since you told me

about Fanny committing suicide

People around me started

to become lovelorn one by one

All the bad things

happened suddenly

I guess these are

just coincidences,

-don't think too much

-You're wrong

There aren't that many

coincidences in this world

Otherwise why would Vincent and I

get into such a state

from where we were?

You and my brother will

break up too sooner or later

Stop talking bollocks,

don't scare me alright?

Have you been in touch

with Fanny at all?

She even quit her job

She seems to be resting

at home now

I bet you, be a good person

Go and find her

Why do I have to find her?

It is for the doer to undo

what he has done

This whole thing happened

because of her

Once we found her,

the truth will be clear

My gut feeling is,

this whole thing isn't

that simple

Why did the taste changed?

I'm so unlucky

Fanny, your home is very comfy

These are my drawings

I held an exhibition 10 years ago

Are you thinking

Such a devil like me,

how can I be so artistic?

Fanny, you are smart and capable,

there's nothing you can't do

Why were you so pessimistic

that day?

That day when my boyfriend

broke up with me,

he said exactly the same

thing as you

He said I'm tough, that

there's nothing I couldn't do

Even if he broke up with me,

I wouldn't be too heart broken

He felt I was too strong

He said he wanted to find

a sweeter and gentler girlfriend

Let's talk about you, Bo

The company decided

to promote Sammy,

did that upset you?

What can I be upset about?

Sammy is beautiful and knows how

to get on the good side of people

It's normal to promote her,

it would be strange

if they promoted me

Have you ever wanted to compete

with her?

How could I compete?

Do I need to

date my boss for movies?

Even if I were willing to,

boss might not be

I was referring

to work performance,

everyone knows you are capable

You need to find a way

to prove your value

Fanny, I'm not as smart as you

Honestly

I don't know what my value is

I've been working

in this company for 10 years

I don't get promotions,

I don't know where my future lies

You still have your boyfriend

We have been together for 7 years

Just like my job,

I can't see a future either

He treats me quite well

But there are some questions

that I can never ask him

For example... When will you

be done playing TV games?

Can you chat with me?

When are we going

on a vacation together?

When are we buying a flat?

When are we getting married?

He would throw a tantrum whenever

he hears these questions

I don't ask these questions,

and life goes on peacefully

Sometimes I think

When in a relationship

If there are so many questions

that cannot be asked

Does it mean that,

this relationship is problematic?

You know the answer,

why are you still staying

with him?

Even if I seek for another,

he might not be good either

And it takes time to

understand each other

and develop a relationship

It's very tiring

Since I escaped death last time,

I realised one thing

Do you know what is it?

If a person doesn't fear

even death

then everything else would

become negligible

Women at my age

should treat ourselves better

There's still such a long way

to go in life

We have to find an exit,

not an excuse

You're kind,

good things will come to you

Unlike me, I committed bad deeds,

and this is my karma now

You were just

more serious at work

Your attitude was a bit arrogant,

and you shout at people

unsparingly

But it's nothing evil

Karma should not get you

No, Bo

I really did commit evil deeds

I let Maria down so badly...

- Who's Maria?

- She was my maid

3 months ago,

Maria's boyfriend Mario

met a Thai maid next door

And he was caught in bed by Maria

She was so angry

that she hurt Mario with a knife

She then asked me

to lend her money so she could

abscond to Philippines

I said yes at once

And I told her I'm going to

the bank to withdraw some money

that she should wait

for me at home

I would then send her

to the airport

You are a very loyal friend then

But actually, I called

the police once I left home,

I told the police to arrest her

Fat bitch,

you will never be well,

you and everyone around you

will be lovelorn and heartbroken

A week after Maria was caught,

my boyfriend broke up with me

Bo, don't you think

this is karma?

What about Maria?

I could no longer find her

Actually I want

to apologize to her

And I really want to know,

what she meant

when she shouted at me that day

Anyway

I'm glad you came

to visit me today,

at least you see me as a friend

You're welcome

Fanny, may I come visit you

in two days' time?

Come and chat with you

I'm going to Paris tomorrow night

Planning to finish my PHD there

You will be disappointed

if you come in two days

That's why I believe,

everything in this world

is predestined

Was the restaurant just now good?

Superb

-Let's go watch a movie

-Sure

But I'm not having

an early night tonight

Off yet? Where're you now?

I'm in office having a meeting,

talk to you later

"Three days later"

Sometimes I feel,

acting is not that simple,

you need to be culturally refined

Apprentice

Stop it, who's your apprentice?

It's just a phrase

Welcome for joining us

Let's talk about money first,

I want more

More? What more?

Are we the swindlers or are you?

More?

-I want 500 thousand

-What?

Wait

The first time isn't

always valuable,

do you know that?

How do we settle the two shots

I took for you

in Kuwait last time?

I only took you 300 thousand

This is impossible...

Just her? 500 thousand?

No, don't touch me

Same tactic, again?

They agreed

So we are now partners,

let me introduce

Although you guys met last time

But we still need to do

an introduction as a formality

Fat nine, Jac

Say hello, why so rude?

Who's she?

You haven't introduced?

I'm Bo, nice to meet you

Can't you see how polite she is?

Nice to meet you

Let's not waste time

Tell me quickly what I have to do

So motivated

Clients are arriving soon,

get the preparation going

Don't block my way

Our heartfelt appreciation to Mr.

Chan for his invitation to us

to orchestrate a self-kidnap case

The handsome Mr. Chan,

I need not introduce him right?

Everyone should recognise him

from the tabloids, welcome

Nice to meet you

Mr. Chan, I recognise you

You specialise in

stealing other people's wives

and going after young models

You also have three testicles

How do you feel

with three testicles?

Three testicles...

Mr. Chan, please don't mind

Back to the topic,

as per your instructions

Your blood-stained handkerchief

is already

in the hands of your wife

If I didn't estimate wrongly

Your wife should be waiting

for the kidnappers,

that is us, to call now

Wait

I haven't seen

this girl before, who is she?

Little girl. You look nervous,

are you feeling well?

- What little girl?

- He is a man

He used to be the Thai

general's right-hand man

Take off the glasses

Hello

Transgenders are human too,

let's not dig deep

Time to make the call

This phone is clean,

it won't be hooked

Hello, who are you?

Mrs. Chan? You didn't call

the police, did you?

No, I didn't call the police

If you dared to call the police,

wait to pick

up your husband's corpse

No, please don't kill my husband

It'll be fine

if you follow our instructions

We will give you 24 hours

to get ready

We are asking

for a 30 million ransom

One thousand dollar notes with no

consecutive serial numbers

We will let you know

the location later

Remember, if you call the police

Your husband will be dead

And he will suffer to death

I need to talk to my husband

Dear, save me...

Darling, are you ok?

Did they hurt you?

Argh, don't hit me

Stop, stop...

Dear, please bring the money

quickly and save me

But how could we find

30 million dollars of cash?

If your mother knows, she will

definitely call the police

Don't shoot, don't...

Darling

Mrs. Chan, if you call the police

Your husband will become

a honeycomb

Please don't

Dear, you can't let stepmum know

I'm not her son,

she had wanted me to die for long

But how could we find

30 million dollars of cash?

Our company received 30 million

dollars of cash yesterday,

it's in the safe

This is embezzlement

Dear, you have to save me

I beg you

Mrs. Chan,

all we want is 30 million

If you call the police,

your husband will die

Will she go get the money?

She definitely will

My wife loves me dearly

She would willingly give

up her life for mine

Your wife must be blind

You fat bastard,

done talking yet?

I dare you I would pay

to have you killed

By then you would have to

ask us for help

Mr. Chan,

are we sticking to our plan?

No change

David

Mrs. Chan? Are you okay?

I'm fine

What actually is the plan

between you and Mr. Chan?

Can you tell me?

Mr. Chan's plan is

to have his wife killed

once the money is received

Is he insane?

His wife is embezzling

to save him,

why does he still have

to take her life?

Murder isn't part of my job

Now that you know about us

Do you think you can

just walk away?

You are now one of us,

you can't back out

Mr. Chan said he will

top up the price

If he's willing to

top up even more,

I'm willing to kill you guys even

Stop talking

Hand out the guns

You're insane, I'm not doing it

I won't kill

Hold it

We're giving you 500 thousand

dollars and you don't do anything

My bros won't let you off, right?

Don't be scared,

it's just for show

I will handle everything,

Don't worry

Darling

You alright?

Have you brought the money?

-It's here

-Let's go

Let's go, darling

There's no one now,

let's take the money and go

Running away without putting

down the money?

Where's the money?

I brought the money,

it's all here

Monk Sha, count it

That's too much,

it takes time to count

Okay, count later

Can we leave now?

We've got the money,

you wanna stay for supper?

Shut up, Wukong

Pigsy, send them out

- Me?

- Who else?

Let's go

Mrs. Chan?

David?

I know everything now

This is a big deal,

why didn't you discuss

with me first?

You're on my stepmother's side

Why would you help me?

Discuss?

What do we need to discuss?

This is the company's money,

this is illegal

and you'll be imprisoned for it

I don't care,

saving my husband is my priority

David, please let us go

No way,

you've always wanted me to die

You've been working

for my stepmother

What's the agenda?

It's only for money

You want money,

because you're poor

You're a slumdog, born a slumdog

- Darling!

- You can't escape,

I've already called the police

Bastard

Darling, what are you doing?

Someone is killed

Bitch, what did you say?

Calm down,

leave from the back door

We will handle the rest

You are all rubbish

I hired you all to kill people

for me

In the end I had to do it myself,

money will be deducted

Mr. Chan! Give me the gun

Someone is killed

You lied to me... we're doomed

Calm down, everything's fine

You lied to me

I won't trust you anymore

Calm down

How can I calm down?

Sir, ID please

Okay

Are you Mr. Chan?

-What a coincidence

-Yes

Do you mind if we check your bags

- What?

- It's no big deal, just formality

A lot of people like to film

others surreptitiously these days

If we just check your ID

but not your bags

We'll get complaints

But there's nothing special

in my bags

All the more not to worry

This is interesting, what's this?

Isn't it the "zodiac"

dog head statue

in Jacky Chan's movie?

It's a national treasure

Are you smuggling

national treasure?

Smuggle what?

It's definitely fake, it's a prop

But how do you explain

these two bags?

Mr. Chan, are you selling drugs?

Cheers

We did a great job today

I don't want to look

Don't scream

-Have a good look

-I don't want to

Have a good look

It's done

- Are you ok?

- I'm alright

Well done

You were driving me crazy

I nearly killed you

Yes, seeing the blood ooze

out was awesome

- Really?

- Acting wasn't the key

The key was pressing the button

at exactly the right timing

I haven't finished yet, again

Look, very accurate

How cool is that? Once again

Fantastic

Good sound effects, no big deal

It would all be a failure

if not for my flawless machinery

Louise, we owe it to you

Were it not for you,

I wouldn't have found a way

to leave my husband

Amy, you're welcome

We've been mates since high

school, of course I'll help you

You should have left this

bastard way earlier

He is not only horny,

he is also violent

I finally had my revenge on him,

I feel exuberant

David, have we dealt

with everything else?

I have done as per your

instructions

I have deleted the CCTV footage

capturing Amy removing money

from the safe

I've also put his blood-stained

handkerchief into the safe,

he will never be exculpated

The money has been sorted

-These are yours

-Thanks Louis

David, treat Amy well

I wish you two will live

happily ever after

-I will

-Let's have another drink

Cheers

What? Are you still scared

How's my performance today?

Definitely perfect

But I didn't do anything

Whether a scene is good or not

does not only depend on

the main protagonist

Other actors are also

very important

Because you look innocent

Mr. Chan decided to

take your gun

at the eleventh hour

Because you look most harmless

It gave him the illusion that his

goal could be easily achieved

And this led him

to make the decision to kill

I don't mind telling you

Among us, you were the only one

who could do it

You are really

just trying to say that

I look dumb enough

after all this, aren't you?

If every swindler looked

as handsome as Louis Koo

we would be jobless

500 thousand is yours

Why do you need so much money?

Why do we have

so much food tonight?

To celebrate my resignation

Why the sudden resignation?

I went to see the doctor today

You saw the doctor?

Why? Are you not feeling well?

I'm pregnant

Pregnant?

When will we get married?

You know that I recently had

a change of jobs...

I will take care of the finances

All you need to do is say yes

Elaine, please take a seat

Just let me know if you need me

-Mum

-Okay, thank you

Have some tea,

what do you want to eat?

Oh how good a mood

you are in today

to ask me out for tea today?

You want to ask me for something?

Be crisp, just say it

I want to borrow money

How much?

500 thousand

So much money?

Why do you need it?

Wedding

With who?

Of course it's Sun, who else?

And I was thinking I would be

pleasantly surprised

Has Sun got no balls?

Want a wedding

but can't pay the bill?

He wants to borrow money but

doesn't even bother to appear?

He had to put his girlfriend

out there to do it?

This has nothing to do with Sun

Getting married is

my decision too

Are you an idiot?

Did Sun use a tame head on you?

Or are you being deluded

by demons?

I just don't understand

why you can't manage

to leave this guy

I'm already used

to being scolded by you

If you are willing

to lend me money

You can punish me

however you wish

I won't lend you

Mum, I've never begged you

for anything since young

Just help me once

Just once okay?

Did I not make myself clear

enough just now?

I won't lend you money

to marry this bastard

I'm pregnant

Do you think you can threaten me

with this?

I said it, and I won't

Fine,

from now on

I'll never beg you for anything

The wedding will go ahead

no matter what

If you are free,

come, if not, forget it

Just think to yourself you never

had me as a daughter

What did you say?

Never had you as a daughter?

How are you a daughter

when you behave like this

What I tell you to do, you fail

What I tell you not to, you do

I'm your mother, how could you

talk to me like this?

I'm gonna hit you to death,

imma hit you...

I never had you as a daughter

Let's confirm. Next Friday, 9 pm

See you there,

at the shop as last time

I have committed so much

for this 500 thousand dollars

You thought I'm just saying?

Don't you remember I told you,

I knew he's a bad guy

the first time

I laid my eyes on him?

I'm serious

If you see me as a friend,

I don't want to hear this anymore

You saw how Mr. Chan treated

his wife just now

When a man doesn't love

you anymore,

he could do anything against you

Not my boyfriend

You sure?

Sweetie, what's wrong?

Without Mary's "Lucky Macchiato",

I'm suffering

misfortune every day

How could this be?

It's just all in your head

I don't want to talk to you

Laura

Didn't I ask you not

to find me anymore?

But I miss you so much

I'm in a hurry,

I need to go to work

Laura. Please don't leave,

listen to me first

I really need to work, next time

Look who's with me?

-Hello

-Master Mak Ling Ling?

Mak Ling Ling did a divination

for us

We can get married, we'll even

enjoy a long life together

Doctor Kwan gave me

the Four Pillars of your birthday

Originally, this year is

a year of conflict hence

not suitable for marriage

But this year, your date of birth

aligns with the sky and the earth

As they say, one good strikes

three bad, no good comes mishap

Therefore this year is most

suitable to conceive,

if good can come in a pair that

would bring the best luck of all

Did you hear

what the Master said?

We can get married this year

Why don't you understand?

The crux of the problem isn't

about getting married or not

When we fought last time,

I felt God was sending

me a message

That we should take a break

and think clearly whether we

should be together

Always on

and on about presentiment

What if

your presentiment is wrong?

Even if it were wrong, I would

still choose to believe it

If you're so rational even

in a relationship

Life would be so difficult,

what's the point?

Maybe this is the difference

between you and me

Laura, fine, you win

Win what?

You are angry at me for

that incident right?

Which incident?

Last Christmas, you went abroad

I went to Lan Kwai Fong, and

bumped into your girl friend Niki

We drank,

and slept together for one night

Didn't you say you

really hate her?

You said she is a bitch,

why did you two...

Laura

I know you are angry at me

you want to revenge and punish me

Laura, don't be so upset

Sorry

I'll never do it again

Excuse me

I'm crying tears of joy

Laura, are you ok? Don't scare me

Bingo, awesome

Are you ok?

Vincent, thank you so much

You single-handedly screwed

up our relationship

I really didn't know about it,

but you said it out of guilt

Thank you Vincent

You proved

that we can't be together

Thank you for setting me free

Good boy

It will be a new start from today

Don't find me

if you don't have to, bye

Master, didn't you say

we can get back together?

You cheated on her first,

you can't blame anyone

I have to work now,

call me if you need me

Think carefully, which team?

Back so early?

Is this early?

I have been out for a whole day

I went to the designer to check

out some invitation cards

I have taken some pictures,

I will show you later

Take a rest in the room first

if you are tired

I'm still gonna chat

with Teddy for a while,

let's go

out for dinner in a bit ok?

Ok, why are

you two acting furtive?

Something happened?

Nothing much, go take a rest

Sun, if you don't settle

the amount

Your deposit will be forfeited

to the supplier

That batch of stock is highly

sought-after in the market

Wouldn't

that be burning your fingers?

Of course I know that,

but I really don't have the cash

Wait,

what about that Mainland woman?

She's quite rich, borrow from her

I told you,

don't mention that woman anymore

Bo doesn't know about it

What are you gonna do then?

We could have made a fortune

I know, but maybe the fortune

wasn't meant for you anyway

If I had the money I would

reserve it for my wedding

As for weddings,

it doesn't have to be fancy

Why don't you discuss it with Bo,

use the money

for business instead

Don't even think about this

Bo's lifelong dream is

to get married

This is her wish,

I can't disappoint her

But you need to think it through,

the deposit was borrowed

from loan sharks

You will get into trouble

if you can't settle it

I know, I will think of a way

No matter what,

I won't take a penny from Bo

Why don't you go to sleep?

Thinking about your past again?

I started this work

at the age of 17,

then I launched my first album

half a year later

I won all the newcomer awards

at the age of 18

I also won the gold record

All my fans were screaming

and chasing me everywhere,

I felt awesome at that time

The fans even held a birthday

party for me that year

Do you know how many cakes I ate?

37 pieces. A total of 37

I didn't reject. Why?

I love them all

After that I went to the hospital

and stayed for 3 days

I swore afterwards

I will not eat birthday

cake anymore

From then on,

I couldn't be popular anymore,

I was forced to change my career

Now I'm 38 years old

I have nothing

I work every day,

facing at those colleagues

who work like the deads

This is ridiculous

You don't have to think too much

You will feel better tomorrow

when you wake up

It's not that easy

You forgot you still have

a good wife like me?

I will transfer 500 thousand

to your bank account tomorrow

- What?

- Why? Is that not enough?

I just have that much left

I saved all these money

for our wedding

I will borrow money from the

finance company for our wedding

The interest rate from finance

companies are too high

When you have the money

after selling the stocks,

will you help me on my debts?

How did you know?

Don't tell me you are going

to abandon me when you are rich

Of course not

I'll do everything for you

Do you know, you are the best

to me in this world

I love you, baby

I love you so much

Why is your home getting smaller?

It's just the same,

you haven't come for a long time

you didn't invite me

You won't come even

if I invited you

What did you say?

Nothing

What's your plan for the wedding?

It's good,

it will be on the day after

The day after?

You didn't even tell me?

I'm now telling you

My wedding day is on the day

after, do come if you are free

Come and have a seat

if you have time

Are you going to

talk to me like this forever?

Likewise

You are just like me

I was exactly the same

when I was young

I treated your grandmother

with the same attitude

But your grandmother was way

much fearful than me

She would smash my face

before I finished my sentence

If I argue, she would hit me more

Why didn't I hear you say any

of these before

These things are not easy

to say out

Your grandmother has 10 kids,

yet she loves the boys more

When I was 14 years old,

she planned to

sell me to the grocery store

boss as his second wife

That guy was fat and bold,

it scared me out

I was so scared

and so I ran away from home

Then I started

selling chewing gums

at a dance hall in Wan Chai

The manager of the Band

thought my voice was good

He suggested me

to start learn singing

Then I sang

for more than 30 years

I had a bit of fame afterwards,

but your grandmother thought

being a singer had no future

Then she got sick

But none of her sons came

to visit her

I'm the only one

who made soup for her everyday

But that didn't change anything

The day when she was going to die

I rushed to see her

for the last time

at the hospital after work

I still remember,

when she nearly stopped breathing

I have never called her for

that many times in my whole life

Mum... mum...

No matter how many times

I shouted her name,

she wouldn't hear a word anymore

You blamed me for not taking good

care of you when you were young

That's true

and I feel sorry to you

But I had given the best

to both of you and your sister

I am not shame about myself,

do you understand?

I don't understand

why I feel more frustrating

when I see you

Maybe you look the same as me

You kept all the problems

to yourself

You are so stubborn

and in the end you suffer

When Mum says you're wrong

It is because I don't want

to see you

becoming me, do you understand?

Sorry, mum

You shouldn't say sorry to me

You should feel sorry

for yourself

Got it? you are still young

You still have

many years to live,

you have to live your life great

Mum, sorry

Mum, you don't have

to worry about me

I'm mature enough,

I can take care of myself

Mum is old now, I couldn't

take care of you for much longer

You look

Do you like it?

Mum gives it to you

Why are you crying?

Mum, this is your treasure

why are you giving it to me?

Of course, Elaine's daughter

is getting married

How can you not present yourself

with a better piece of jewelry

in front of people

Don't cry...

It is so pretty

Silly girl

Thanks mum

Don't cry...

I want to ask you something

What?

You aren't pregnant actually,

right?

How do you know?

I'm also a woman

We are so stupid,

we always think about ways

to keep the men we love

The question is, does this man

worth to sacrifice for?

No matter what,

mum is always here for you

Just remember,

no matter how sad you are

You still have your family

to back you up, got it?

Sun, you look

really handsome today

I can't blame you guys less,

can't I?

Are you trying to say

that I wasn't handsome before?

"Swindler"

Be quick, open the door

Open the door, be quick

Stop playing

Keep quiet, I'm thinking

I live here, I have keys

Can I open the door myself?

Open the door

Sun, you're so smart today

I'm smart everyday

Yes

Open the door

Bo, are you ready?

Quickly go get change,

the flight won't wait for us

I'm almost done,

just let me send one more message

"Liar"

"Bastard"

I was played by you for

the past 7 years,

it's my turn now

to fool you once,

you would not get mad right?

Let me tell you a secret,

I am not pregnant actually

A person

like you will never have kids?

The most important thing is,

don't even think about

the 500 thousand

You solve it with the finance

company by yourself

Mission accomplished

When a man doesn't love

you anymore,

he will do anything to hurt you

My boyfriend won't do this to me

You sure?

Okay, I show you something

Did you know she is together

with Sun?

Do you want to know more?

This girl is my partner, she is

trying to fool your boyfriend

There's a gentleman recently

He always thinks

he is very handsome

-but he is actually a fool

-Any pictures?

Look, am I right?

He's really stupid

I'm persuading him to buy me

a Korean brand hair

reborn shampoo

Those are outdated

for a very long time

It's selling 28 dollars per

bottle in Sum Shui Po

How do you know?

He is the only one who believes

That's why I said he's stupid

Honestly

when I saw your boyfriend,

I knew I know he isn't

a good guy,

Your boyfriend has asked the

finance company for the deposit

He is the victim

Let's bet,

if your boyfriend knows

you have 500 thousand

He will try his best

to get your 500 thousand

in a week's time

He will not

If I win,

you have to call me Master

What if you lose?

I will give you extra

500 thousand

Deal

Okay, I will think of a solution

Whatever,

I won't use a penny from Bo

Good one

No matter what,

he is your brother

It doesn't sound good

for you to help me like this

How can you be soft to a person

like him?

It's good to give him a punish

for once

Didn't know you have such

loyalty to friends

Of course

But you aren't so bad for paying

the trip includes meals for me

How can I treat you badly?

Since we are not getting married,

yet with all these money

it's better

to spend them on travelling

Can't imagine we are both

singles together

This is so serious,

why didn't your brother call me?

According to his temper,

he will surely ask me to find you

Where's my phone?

Must have left it at home,

I'm always so careless

I will go back to get it now,

wait for me

Be quick and be careful

What's the matter again?

Look opposite to you

Why are you keep following me?

In another words, I think we are

destined to be together

I'm not a swindler like you guys,

I can't see things like you do

You're also a swindler.

Apprentice

I'm just an amateur

Let's talk about this,

it's time for redemption

-Call me master

-Here?

Of course, it feels good

to shout loudly on the streets

You are crazy, there are

so many people on the street

This is so embarrassing

-Say it

-No

Come on, say it

No, it's too crazy

- Go!

- I won't go until you say it

Go...

Call the policy

This bastard made a joke on me?

Kill him

Want to escape?

Let's see where you can go?

Cut off his legs

Yes

Come on

Fight back?

Are you playing with me?

Kill him

- Go after him!

- Where are you going?

- Why don't you run?

- Good

- Why don't you run?

- You can't escape

Kill him

Who kills him got an extra

100 thousand

Master

Master...

It's time for redemption,

call me master just for once

There are many people on the

street, this is so embarrassing

It's good

to shout loudly on the streets

This is embarrassing,

I won't say it

Be quick, say it

Master

Master...

Apprentice

Apprentice...

Master

Thank you!

Thank you... master

"Nine months later"

Thank you, see you next time

-Good bye, auntie Yin

-Goodbye

Auntie Yin, time to eat

Auntie Yin,

are you going to Canada

to find your lover tomorrow?

I just met him

We are still deeply in love,

of course I wish to see him more

What will you do with the shop

after you left?

You're good at cooking

How about you take over it?

- Me?

- You're looking for jobs

Take this as an entertainment,

you can also earn some money

The most I won't ask you for rent

You can do it

Sure, thank you

Your congee is better

than Auntie Yin

Of course not

-Come often

-Sure

-Goodbye

- Where's Auntie Yin?

- She's traveling

So happy?

Did you need something from her?

Nothing

I'm just a bit bored, just want

to talk to my good friend

I see

No one cares about me

- Did you cook this?

- Yes, do you want some?

Its very good, I just made one

Come on

What's wrong with Auntie Yin

why did she go on a trip suddenly

Is she not coming back anymore

She went to Canada

to find her boyfriend

Boyfriend?

How old is she?

Is she being fooled around?

There's no age restriction

about love

Really, she got a boyfriend now

Pity me, I've got nothing

My husband left me behind,

kids don't care about me

That sucks,

I guess I'm dying soon

Just depending on how will I die

Poor thing

Auntie, you should eat slowly

I shall go back to work, just let

me know if you need anything...

Poor thing,

that bastard must be

holding the bitch now

He will suffer to death

Sweetheart, the sunrise is

so pretty at Huangshan

I wish I can come to watch

with you next time

We didn't go traveling

for a long time

It's my bad,

leaving you alone in Hong Kong

I hope you won't blame me

Sweetheart,

I miss you, I love you

Auntie, are you okay

I can going to travel too...

My husband said he wanted

to go traveling with me

He isn't mad with me anymore

He even said he misses me

I thought we broke up,

but apparently we are not

Master

Are you free tonight?

I've got a great job for you

- What's it?

- Is Las Vegas attractive enough?

But I have to know

what I have to do first

Otherwise I will be fooled

by you again

Let's go quickly. It's late

My private jet won't wait

for people

Sorry,

your jet doesn't wait for who?

But why you are wearing fur?

Are you freezing?

Shut up, bitch

Weather observatory said

it's freezing in Las Vegas

Las Vegas locates

at the Centre of the desert

Clever

Gosh

Let's go, I'm not lying to you

Let's talk about money first

Money?

Is this enough for you?

L for Love, L for Lies Too (2016) - full transcript