L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach (1998) - full transcript

A stolen computer disk contains the location of a hidden treasure trove. It's up to the sexy ladies of LETHAL (Legion to Ensure Total Harmony and Law) to find the treasure before the bad guys do. Will the forces of evil be able to overcome LETHAL's powerful combination of bullets, brains, and boobs?

(birds cawing)

(gentle music)

(adventurous music)

When we return

What will we find

Will the truth

Boggle our minds

The mystery

Utterly deceiving

Unmasking or

believing all the lies

Will we return

To Savage Beach

Where the mystery lies

Just beyond our reach

Where danger and adventure

Hide a timeless treasure

Till the lethal forces

finally bring relief

When we return

To Savage Beach

The messages you send

Will they bring us peace

Or will they confuse us

lnvite us or deny us

The victory we

so wish could be

PSavage Beach

What will you teach

Savage Beach

Out of our reach

Savage Beach

Pls this the time

Savage beach

What will we find

- [Ava] This is KSXY,

Molokai, Hawaii.

- Wow, Silk, that's some top.

- Just a little

something I threw on.

- Well, your aim's a little low.

- The rocket is launched.

The Lacrosse Satellite

will be in orbit

and operational momentarily.

Hmm, Commander Willow Black

is gonna be here any minute.

Silk, would you go out

and meet her in front

and show her the way in'?

- Sure.

Commander Black, it's

good to see you again.

- This is Ava, your very

personal sextrologist,

with some sizzle and spice

to brighten your life.

Now here's a little song

to stimulate your senses.

Commander Willow Black.

I'd like to introduce you to

our engineer, Harry the Cat.

- Pleasure.

The Lacrosse

Satellite is in orbit.

We should receive the

image from it any minute.

(computerized beeping)

- Our LETHAL Force

operators are all tide in

to your transmissions.

- That's good news,

we love the action.

After all, we are

the Legion to Enforce

Total Harmony and Law.

- Here's the fax we've

been waiting for.

We tracked a terrorist group

to an area outside of Dallas.

We have a go order

to shut them down.

- We should be able to

track the terrorist group

visually via satellite.

(somber music)

- Ava, we need to

give our agents time

to gather round their

short wave radios.

- Well, this will alert our

agents everywhere to tune in.

- Good.

(suspenseful music)

(device beeping)

- Hey Tiger, it's the satellite

radio receiver from KSXY.

- This is the call we've

been waiting for, Tyler.

I've been dying for some action.

- [Ava] The weather on the

mainland is heating up,

especially in Dallas, Texas.

Listen up and stay cool.

Now it's time for some

advice for our listeners

from Ava, your radio

sextrologist, on KSXY,

always here to help

with your love,

sex, and relationship problems.

(suspenseful music)

To our Libra and

Pisces listeners,

beware of unwelcome strangers.

A confrontation can explode

faster than the trigger

on an automatic weapon.

- It's Ava, Doc.

She's giving word

to Tyler and Tiger

about the gun runners in Texas.

- Yeah, those terrorist

bastards are loaded.

They've managed to

smuggle guns, rockets,

high tech detonators,

and plastic explosives

from China and the Pacific rim

up through Mexico into the

heartland of our country.

- Look to the heavens

for sexual gratification.

There are others on

the same wavelength

who are driven by a

desire to interfere

with the forces of virtue.

(tense music)

This is Ava again,

your KSXY sextrologist.

Sometimes you can see

it all, but sometimes

things can seem uncertain.

(airplane engine roaring)

- Look at that.

There they are.

- [Ava] Terrestrial angels

will alighten your space

to join with

hard-driving achievers.

The sign of the archer

is ever-present.

He has the ability to

shoot at your heart

for love or for death.

Many intruders are

gathering in your sphere.

They will exchange

gifts and pleasantries,

and be on their way.

(airplane engine roaring)

(tires squealing)

(boat engine stalling)

- I wish we were in

Texas to help our troops.

- Tiger and Tyler will be fine.

This is a major bust for

our LETHAL Force Agency.

They'll have plenty of

backup once they locate

the terrorists.

- I'm feeling a bit

nervous for them.

I need to unwind.

- It's amazing how you

manage to do it, Cobra.

Working undercover in a

nightclub as a stripper.

- Sometimes people can't see

what's right in front of them.

- Oh, I can see what's right

in front of me, all right.

But our job is to cover

each other's asses.

- It's a tough job, but

somebody's gotta do it.

(tense music)

- This one's yours.

- It's time to kick

ass and take names.

- We'll have more love

and sex advice for you

after this next beautiful song.

- Tiger, lock in the hand

receiver to the dish,

we've gotta stay tuned to Ava.

(device beeping)

- We're back on

track, sexy ones,

and we hope you are too.

This is Ava, along with my

engineer, Harry the Cat,

and we're bringing you the

latest in sextrology advice.

Think in terms of warm

water on your bodies.

- [Tiger] That's

our signal, Tyler.

Our targets have

made it to the water.

(boat engine rumbling)

- They're stealing

the agency boat.

(Harry groans)

- The Vindicator.

- Neptune is the

mysterious ruler

which inspires many

psychic powers.

It can be painful to realize

you are without vindication.

(boat engine roaring)

- That was Ava again.

The good news is they've

tracked the terrorists,

they're on the water.

- What's the bad news?

- They've got our boat.

(Tyler sighs)

- Let's get 'em.

(tense music)

(boat engine roaring)

(gunshots banging)

Explosive tips, right?

- Tyler, don't you know by now,

everything I touch has

a way of exploding?

- How could I forget?

(both chuckling)

Let's go.

- Okay.

- Tiger.

They're over there.

Let's go.

(both talking at once)

- We gotta roll.

Get it.

- There they are.

(tense music)

(gunshots banging)

(device beeping)

(gunshots banging)

(explosions booming)

- Arrow, explosive

tipped, what'd you expect?

- Hey, I had something

to do with it, too.

(fire crackling)

- [Widow] All right,

they got the terrorists.

- Ah, but the boat's toast.

- Tiger and Tyler

did a great job.

- They sure did.

(fire crackling)

(soft jazz music)

(ominous music)

- Hello.

- Sorry, Miss, this is a

restricted security area.

- I just opened up a

pizza joint downstairs.

It's called Sofia's.

I just wanna hand out

a few free samples.

Do you want a piece?

- I'll take two.

- All right.

Good thinkin'.

Tastes really good.

There you go.

Enjoy it, darling.

Don't worry, I'm just gonna

go right down the hall.

You can keep an eye on me.

- If I have to.

- Hi, ladies, I'm Sofia.

I own the new pizza

joint downstairs.

Here are some samples,

it's Sofia's finest.

You girls are gonna

love it, it's delicious.

And wait till you

try this ginger ale.

Boy oh boy, it's really

gonna quench your thirst.

Mm-mm, there you go, now you

girls have a nice day, okay?

- Thank you.

- [Woman] Thank you.

- BB, something's wrong.

(computer beeping)

(dart gun bangs)

(somber music)

- Oh, thanks, babe.

- You're welcome.

(Tyler sighs)

- We did good work today, Tiger.

We deserve this.

- I know we deserve this, but

we have to stay tuned to Ava

to see how our backup

people made out.

(device beeping)

- [Ava] For all the

people seeking escape,

today was a very good day.

Those who took flight

are also in the fold.

- Good, we got the

guys on the plane

before they made it to Mexico.

- To our Pisces and

Libra couple in Dallas,

you should immediately react

to your impulse to bond.

It can be lethal not to.

Any place or building will do.

Get to it now.

- This has been some day.

- That's us, Tyler,

we've gotta get

to the LETHAL office now.

(tense music)

- What happened?

- There were only

three of us here.

The rest of our people

were out backing you up.

- We were all knocked

out by some gal posing

as a pizza delivery person.

One of our obsolete computer

files was broken into.

Come with me.

(computer beeping)

- Look at this, Tyler.

Whoever broke in here

made a copy of this disk.

I can tell by the

information on the readout.

Now this shows a large

area in the Pacifc.

(computer beeping)

Points out where many

naval battles took place

during World War ll.

(computer beeping)

This stuff is ancient history.

- This archive is quite old.

And you're right, Tiger, it

dates back to World War ll.

I'm somewhat familiar

with this case.

It deals with a shipment of gold

which was confiscated

from the Philippines

by the Japanese

army during the war.

(mysterious music)

The shipment was

to be taken by boat

to one of the Mariana Islands.

- Storm is coming.

You should wait another day.

- The general has ordered

us to depart today.

- I envy your devotion.

And I pray for your safety.

- [Tyler] A storm forced

the boat off course

and it crashed on a

small uncharted island.

No one could find the boat

or the men for over 40 years.

Two of our operatives, Donna

Hamilton and Taryn Kendall,

were returning to

Hawaii from Knox Island,

where they delivered medicine

to help control an epidemic.

- Thank goodness we made

it through the storm.

We could save a lot

of lives with this.

- You betcha, good luck, Doctor.

- [Tyler] They too met

with a terrible storm

and were forced to

land on that same

remote uncharted island,

since known as Savage Beach.

(thunder crashing)

(electricity buzzing)

- We've been hit!

We're heading

straight down, Donna,

pull up, we gotta pull up!

- Reduce power, throttle back.

How's the elevator?

Check air speed pressure, RPM.

(suspenseful music)

- Taryn, you're pretty close!

You got it.

- Savage Beach?

- Savage because on that

island, they were attacked

by armed bandits who had

access to a military computer.

A computer which had analyzed

and pinpointed the island.

Donna and Taryn

managed to escape

after a major shootout

with the bandits.

- What happened to the gold?

- It was returned to the

Philippine government.

- Yeah, but how does

all this fit in,

and why would this file

be of interest now?

- The leader of the

bandits betrayed

the Philippine government.

His name was Rodrigo Martinez.

He was close to my father.

My father was with the Brazilian

embassy based in Manila.

One day, my father

received a diary

and several boxes of

documents from Martinez.

These items arrived a few years

after the Savage Beach incident.

My father gave me the

diary before he died.

It's a chronicle of how

a good man can go bad.

Martinez was a respected

man, from one of the most

prominent families

in the Philippines.

He had splendid

political alliances,

but he took the wrong path.

There was a gold

medallion in the diary.

My father told me that it

was for me, from Martinez.

I've worn it ever since.

When I was assigned to the

LETHAL Force Department,

I put the diary in Cobra's

safe house in Beverly Hills,

along with several of my

other personal belongings.

- You know Tyler, it's

all coming together now.

The terrorist group

was a diversion.

We had them nailed all the way.

- Yeah, but the terrorists

were set up too.

Finding them was too easy.

We wiped them out bang, bang.

They even stole our boat.

I don't think getting

dead was on their agenda.

- Sure, we go after

them, leaving the office

virtually wide open.

- We've gotta get in

touch with Commander Black

and fill her in on this.

We should also

contact Cobra and Doc.

They can bring the diary to us.

- I'll hit the computer satellite

fax and fill everyone in.

- Good idea, do that.

- Okay-

- Could we be in

for a treasure hunt?

- You never know.

I'm meeting with a new recruit.

He's supposed to be one of

the most knowledgeable men

in the world on stolen

treasures and embezzlement.

- Who is he?

- Washington wouldn't tell me.

They said I'd recognize him.

I'm going to meet him

tomorrow in Los Angeles.

He's flying in from Paris.

I'll be in touch

through Ava's broadcast.

(phone beeps)

(upbeat rock music)

(tense music)

(men grunting)

- [Woman On Loudspeaker]

Flight 203 nonstop

from Dallas, Texas,

arriving Honolulu

International Airport, gate 50.

(airplane engine roaring)

(soft jazz music)

- Your mission was a success.

We will go to my

penthouse to celebrate

in the traditional way.

(soft jazz music)

Through the years,

political bandits

ordered stolen

treasures to be hidden

on a remote island

in the Pacific.

The only map to the island

exists on two computer discs.

This is a copy of

disc number one,

which you've duplicated from

the LETHAL Force headquarters.

I will get the other one.

- Martinez, I'm fascinated

with you, my love.

This assignment has

aroused my basic instinct.

(soft jazz music)

- Now that's the kind

of loyalty I need.

- This is the secure line.

(phone ringing)

(device beeps)

- [Doc] Hello.

- Doc, it's Tyler.

- What's up?

I've got my hands full.

- I'll vouch for that.

- I know you're up

against it, Doc.

But that Philippine

diary in Cobra's den,

we need you and Cobra to get

it to us here in Dallas ASAP.

- I'm ready to drop everything.

We'll hop in the company

plane and get it to you

tomorrow morning.

- Meanwhile, Willow is coming

to LA to meet a new recruit.

She'll fill you in.

(device beeps)

(tense music)

- [Doc] Here it is.

- Let's put it in the fly pack.

(airplane engine roaring)

- [Man On Loudspeaker]

Flight 62, Paris, France,

arriving Los Angeles

International Airport.

(Willow groans)

' YOu?

You should be in prison.

(both grunting)

Book him, Fu.

Murder one.

- Willow, please

don't headbutt me,

we got lots to talk about.

- You look different.

What did you do?

- Cut my hair short.

Close to the wood.

- Come on.

Get in the car.

- Look, Willow,

believe it or not,

the guy I killed was not a fed.

- He's a fed.

Get in there.

(man shouting)

- Delicious!

Bring more.

He was in fact a serial killer

roaming the college

campuses of the southwest.

Your people gave

me a commendation,

and a reward of $100,000

for taking him out.

- [Willow] Well what

about all the money

and treasures you stole'?

- I spent three months

in Lumpad Prison.

- Oh, that country club.

- You wouldn't say

that if you ate there.

- You know, we busted our

asses to put you away,

and you do three months' time.

I can't believe you.

You are such a showoff.

And you're almost big enough

for me to find attractive.

- Baby, do not forget,

no one can ever love me

as much as I love myself.

(both laughing)

(mysterious music)

(Fu chanting)

(Fu shouting)

- It's okay, Fu.

The Warrior's on our side now.

You two should meet.

- Name is Fujitaka Bunichi Hus!

Friends call me Fu.

- Friends call me Warrior.

I didn't realize

you were so chubby.

- I can't help it.

My family abandoned

me as a child.

I was raised by waitresses.

(Warrior chuckles)

(Fu chuckles)

What's that?

- Six pack, dude.

(both laughing)

(man shouting)

(suspenseful music)

(men shouting)

(men grunting)

- Book 'em, Fu.

- I've heard that before.

- Make it quick,

we got a meeting.

- Book 'em?

(tense music)

- This model airplane is

some piece of memorabilia.

- It's our way of paying homage

to Donna Hamilton

and Taryn Kendall.

- They were the first

ladies of the LETHAL Force.

- Fu, Warrior, and I will

go back to KSXY on Molokai.

Doc, since you and

Cobra have already

contacted Tyler and Tiger,

take this diary to them

and see what you

can come up with.

- Okay-

- We'll leave for Dallas

first thing in the morning.

- Great.

- [Man On Loudspeaker] Flight

161, departing Los Angeles

for Honolulu, connections

to the outer islands

is ready for immediate

boarding, gate 41B.

(airplane engine roaring)

- [Man On Loudspeaker]

LETHAL Force Twin,

this is Dallas Downtown Airport.

You're clear to

land, runway 16R.

- [Doc] Roger that.

(airplane engine roaring)

(tense music)

(motorcycle engines roaring)

Hey.

(Cobra gasps)

(gunshots banging)

Come on.

Let's go.

Bikes.

(gunshots banging)

- Damn.

Come on.

(man panting)

(gunshots banging)

(fire crackling)

(motorcycle engine roaring)

(gunshots banging)

(man grunts)

(gun clicking)

(gunshots banging)

(gun clicks)

(gunshot bangs)

- Huh?

(device beeping)

Huh?

(Cobra growls)

(explosions booming)

- Yes.

(phone ringing)

(phone beeps)

- Hello?

- Yeah, Tyler, Cobra

and I just hit town.

- Yeah, and the town hit back.

- I'll fill you in.

- I'll contact Tiger.

- We're on our way.

(phone beeps)

(somber music)

- I'm coordinating the disc

we got from the LETHAL office

with the information

from the diary.

I can't seem to pinpoint the

location of Savage Beach.

There are literally hundreds

of small uncharted islands

to deal with.

- Well there's

nothing in this diary.

We'll need more specifics

to make it work.

(Tiger sighs)

- Hey Tiger, I'm starving.

You have anything to eat?

- There's that pizza in there.

- I'll get it.

- Okay.

(computer beeping)

(microwave beeping)

(Cobra gasping)

(mysterious music)

- Oh my god!

Look!

- It's another disc.

(computer beeping)

- That's it, that's

Savage Beach!

- We found it!

We need to get to Molokai

to show this disc to Willow.

(computer beeping)

- Cobra and I will service the

plane and file a flight plan.

You guys meet us at the

Dallas agency hangar

in a couple of hours.

- [Tyler] Okay.

- I'm going to input all the

coordinates on both discs.

- Do that.

- Okay.

(computer beeping)

(tense music)

- Tiger.

(speaking foreign language)

(island music)

(speaking foreign language)

- [Man On Loudspeaker]

LETHAL Force Twin,

you're cleared for takeoff

from Dallas Downtown Airport,

runway 16R, good luck.

(airplane engine roaring)

(tense music)

- It's from your

contact man in Dallas.

The agents are on their way

here to Hawaii in their plane.

- We need to make some plans.

(airplane engine roaring)

- Tower, this is

LETHAL Force Twin.

We are touchdown.

West runway, Molokai

Airport, thank you.

You guys go ahead,

I gotta make a call.

Okay.

(phone beeping)

Ava, we just touched down.

Yeah, we'll be right there.

As you know, smuggling and looting

was a way of life for me,

before I got busted by

Ms. Willow and Fu here.

From what I've

been able to gather

from my former associates,

millions of dollars

and other treasures, including

a priceless gold Buddha

filled with diamonds,

was confiscated

by the Philippine regime.

- Most of the money

that was siphoned off,

in the hundreds of millions,

was laundered through US banks,

offshore resources, and

unlisted Swiss accounts.

- Donna and Taryn thought Martinez

had died on Savage Beach.

That's not so.

My Japanese connections

have informed me

that he survived

an awful explosion,

but he was seriously injured.

He managed to return

to the Philippines.

- Once he got back

to the Philippines,

he made contact with

his political powers.

He ingratiated himself

and convinced them

that he could keep

the stolen goods safe

until they retired or

vote him out of power.

- The location of the island

requires a lot of programming.

I hope I can make sense

of these coordinates.

- Martinez is the

man my father knew.

He concealed a second disk in

the diary he sent to my dad.

- Yeah, but do we know that's

the only copy of that disc?

- Obviously, that's

why we've been

attacked by these bastards.

Tiger and I will take the

sea plane to get there.

I'll put the package together.

- I'll make another copy of

the disc for use on the plane.

- We'll patch them into

the navigation autopilot.

That should guide us

right to Savage Beach.

- What about Tyler and me?

- It'll take a lot of fuel, Doc.

And if you haven't noticed,

you guys weigh more than we do.

- Warrior, you and

Fu should stay here

and protect Ava's operation.

Doc, Tyler, and I

will sail there.

You guys up to that?

- Yeah, sure.

- I was born for water sports.

I'll help you

through it all, pal.

(tense music)

- By now, the agents have

gotten the second disc

to a computer, and are

preparing to go to Savage Beach

to find the stolen treasures.

(Rodrigo laughing)

Those agents will

be in for a surprise

once they find the island.

- It'll be well

worth it, my love.

I wanna be a part

of you, to help you.

- My first assignment for you,

after we finish

our business here,

is for you to pay a visit

to our friend Tyler.

- Why can't I see

behind your mask?

What do you hide there?

- Someday, my dear, I'll

reveal everything to you,

but for now, there are parts

of you I want to reveal to me.

(gentle eastern music)

- We'll be in the vicinity

of Savage Beach Island

in about 12 hours, depending

upon the weather and the wind.

- I've got the original

disc copies right here.

See you in a few days.

Radio okay?

- Loud and clear.

- You guys picking up Ava's

radio transmission all right'?

- Also loud and clear.

- [Tyler] Good luck, ladies.

(airplane engine roaring)

(tense music)

(men grunting)

- No, Tochi.

Don't kill him.

We need him to tell the

others what happened here.

They will panic and

we can make our move

toward the secret island.

Help me with Tyler.

Search him, he has the disc.

Come on, bring him with us.

(tense music)

- Tyler.

Tyler's been kidnapped.

Four ninjas ambushed us.

One was a woman.

We never saw 'em coming.

They stole the

coordinating discs.

Cobra and Tyler are gonna

be in terrible danger

once they reach

their destination.

- Certainly they'll

hold Tyler as hostage.

Insurance against any part

of their plan failing.

- Doc, we sail at dawn.

We'll maintain radio

contact with Cobra

and Tiger through Ava.

They'll navigate

us to Savage Beach.

Warrior, would you

take a walk with me?

Haven't you ever met a woman

who could make you happy?

- Sure.

Three or four times a week.

(Warrior laughing)

(tense music)

- Come on, move it.

- [Man] Come on, get down there.

(machinery whirring)

(radar beeping)

- The facts are, Doc and

Willow have sailed off

to a desert island.

Cobra, it's Ava.

Listen, Tyler has

run into a storm

and hasn't been seen since.

Mercury, your ruler,

cannot protect you.

Beware of unsavory intruders.

- [Tiger] We've found it, Cobra.

There's Savage Beach.

(tense music)

(water splashing)

Let's taxi to that

cove, over there.

(radar beeping)

- [Man] Get down.

(devices beeping)

(Fu grunting)

- Ava.

A suspicious group

paid off the manager

and took a submarine from

the Maui wharf this morning.

- A submarine?

We can't track underwater

with the Lacrosse Satellite.

- Those bastards are smart.

They know that we're onto them.

(tense music)

(devices beeping)

- [Tiger] It's gotta be

around here somewhere.

- I'm getting something.

It's to the left.

You're not getting anything?

- Nothing on this side.

- Wait a minute.

Right here.

It's right over here.

Look at what we've got.

Oh, this is it.

Yes.

(Cobra laughs)

This is definitely it.

(device beeping)

We're gonna need

some help with this.

Doc and Willow

should be here soon.

- You wanna go for that swim?

- Yeah.

- All right, sounds good.

(mysterious music)

(tense music)

- Ava, I see Savage Beach.

We're there.

(lever clicking)

(radar beeping)

(machinery whirring)

- Yes.

Let's go.

- I love women in leather.

You smell like a new car.

- Too bad you'll never

get a test drive.

- [Doc] There they are, Willow.

- I am so glad we found you.

- We think we've located

where the treasure is.

- Yeah, looks like we're

gonna need some help

digging it up, big guy.

- Let's do it.

(tense music)

Here it is, the

Philippine treasure.

- [Sofia] Spread out!

(men grunting)

(tense music)

(gunshot bangs)

(Tyler groaning)

(gunshots banging)

- [Man] No!

(device beeping)

(explosions booming)

- Yeah.

(somber music)

(tense music)

(gunshots banging)

(motor whirring)

(device beeping)

(explosions booming)

(Cobra laughing)

(tense music)

(man grunting)

- [Willow] Doc, look out!

(gunshots banging)

(man grunting)

- Allow me.

I'm Sofia Menz, Interpol

agent, M1772 Berlin district.

We've been onto these

people for two years.

Look, thank god the bullet

hit Tyler's medallion,

but he's hurt badly.

Help me!

(somber music)

- Whoa!

That really hurt.

I was shot, right'?

Where?

- [Willow] Your medaallion.

- Okay-

Okay.

You ladies wanna help me up'?

(alarm blaring)

- [Woman] Attention,

this countdown

is less than two minutes.

The gold Martinez

medallion must be inserted

into the trigger device and

the coordinates lined up,

or everything within a two-mile

radius will be destroyed.

Dangen

- Give me the medallion.

- [Woman] Mayday, mayday,

approaching a catastrophic

code red situation.

Attention, danger--

- [Willow] It's

ticking, come on.

It must fit.

- [Woman] Radiation

kill factor 100%.

Mayday, danger, the atomic

device fail-safe system

has been violated.

- Come on, file it down.

- Let me see the file.

- Right here.

- Here, file this.

- Attention, imminent danger.

45 seconds to explosion.

- Come on, girl.

- [Cobra] Oh my god

- [Woman] Follow

instructions as given.

Urgent, urgent,

all things alive,

persons or creatures,

should not be within

16 square miles of

this ground zero point.

Attention, mayday situation.

30 seconds.

Medallion insertion required.

- [Willow] Just a little more.

- [Woman] No other termination

of countdown possible.

- Try it now.

- [Woman] Evacuation probability

less than 100th of 1%.

Closing in to

point of no return.

15 seconds to explosion.

- 15 seconds left, come on.

- [Woman] 10 seconds

and counting.

Nine, eight--

- Try it again, try it again.

- There you go.

- Six, five, four--

' Yes!

(all cheering)

- Thank god.

- [Woman] Countdown terminated.

Trigger device neutralized

at four seconds and holding.

- [Tyler] That was close.

- Wonderful.

- Look at all that.

- This beauty.

Oh, it's so heavy.

It's gotta be worth a fortune.

- That's a priceless Buddha.

- You know, we have

had some good luck.

We might wanna rub its belly.

- Yeah, I'll say.

That was close.

- All right.

(gentle eastern music)

- Are you having

a fantasy again?

What is it?

(upbeat rock music)

Bad boy.

Baby, you're tough

Baby, you're smart

The lovin' that

you could serve

Would tear my heart apart

You got the look

You got the power

You got the stuff to make

the me stand up and holler

Make me your prisoner

Your prisoner of love

Yeah, I'm down on my knees

l'm begging, baby, please

Make me your prisoner

Your prisoner of love

(upbeat rock music)

HI take the sentence

l did the crime

Whatever you dish out

HI serve the time

l'm on my best behavior

l'm hoping for parole

HI try my hardest

To satisfy your soul

Cause I'm your prisoner

Your prisoner of love

l'm down on my knees,

I'm begging, baby please

Make me your prisoner

Your prisoner of love

l'm down on my knees,

I'm begging, baby please

Make me your prisoner

Your prisoner of love

(Cobra laughing)

(tense music)

(serene music)

- [Tyler] Nice boat.

- This is a private dock, sir.

- Don't even breathe.

Where's Martinez?

- Suite 55.

- We're at the yacht, ladies.

Come on down.

- You've got 10 minutes

with him, sweetheart.

If you're not out by

then, we're coming in.

(soft jazz music)

- [Rodrigo] Ah, my lovely

Sofia, please, come in.

(door buzzing)

- Here it is, my dear.

The priceless gold Buddha.

Our mission was a success.

(glasses clink)

(gun clicks)

(Sofia gasping)

- We're not waiting any longer.

Doc, you and Tyler get the

local cops to pick that guy up.

You ladies are coming with me.

We'll stay in radio contact.

- Let's go.

- Damn.

Welcome, ladies.

The door is open.

Please join me.

May I offer you a

glass of champagne?

- Hell no, you bastard.

You're under arrest.

- For what, smoking in public?

The treasures you see

here are to be returned

to the people of

the Philippines.

I believe they were found by you

and your Interpol

agent friend, Sofia.

- You knew this?

- [Rodrigo] Of course.

- I'd love that

glass of champagne,

if I could fix you one as well.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- [Rodrigo] I don't

mean to sound arrogant,

but if you think Sofia is

the heroine in this scenario,

and I am the criminal,

I must correct you.

- [Willow] We saw her

on her way up here,

and she had the gold

Buddha with her.

- [Rodrigo] This is true.

- Well where is she now?

- She dropped off this

Buddha filled with jewels

and left from the side door.

As you can see, she took

a few items with her

for her troubles.

She may be an Interpol

agent, but she was afflicted

with a large dose of greed.

Please, relax.

I have much to tell you.

- Would you excuse

me for a moment?

- Certainly.

I know you're aware of

how I came to be here.

Almost 10 years ago, I was

involved with the discovery

of the Philippine

international gold reserves

the Japanese had confiscated

during World War ll.

(somber music)

The gold was worth billions.

It was taken to an

uncharted island

now known as Savage Beach.

- Have you got my lali>t0l9?

- I put it aboard for you.

- I think you guys should

go to Martinez's suite

and join the others.

We've got a real mystery here.

- When we found the

treasure, I was planning

to double-cross the

Philippine government

and keep these

riches for myself.

But instead, I was double-crossed

by my own soldiers.

(gunshot bangs)

(woman shouting)

I ran for safety

during a big shootout

between those of

us who were thieves

against Donna Hamilton,

Taryn Kendall,

and other federal agents.

It was bloody.

(man groaning)

- Let's get outta here.

(gunshots banging)

- Get him!

- Greetings, gentlemen.

I managed to make it

to a small rubber boat,

but Taryn, who had the

first crossbow weapon

with an explosive tipped arrow,

how do you say in English?

(speaking foreign language)

- Blew your ass off.

(Rodrigo laughing)

- Yes. (chuckles)

Blew my ass off.

(gunshots banging)

(somber music)

(device beeping)

(explosion booming)

Later, when they came

back to the site,

no one could find my body,

so they assumed I was dead.

But I had been trained

by the US Army Rangers.

I was one tough son

of a bitch then.

After the explosion, I swam

underwater for 50 yards,

then I climbed ashore

and licked my wounds.

(Rodrigo groaning)

(water splashing)

I managed to survive and

get my strength back,

and so later, I began

to work on the damaged

Molokai cargo plane.

I used the tools

and the gasoline

from the Japanese

boat which had been

wrecked on the island

40 years before.

It took weeks, but

finally it was done.

I recorded everything

in my diary.

Then, miraculously...

Plane start, it worked.

(Rodrigo laughing)

(airplane engine roaring)

I took off, 15 hours

later, landed in Hawaii,

on an abandoned airstrip

on the north shore of Oahu.

I received temporary

medical help

from my friends in

Honolulu, then I was

smuggled back to

the Philippines.

I had 12 operations

over the next six years

to repair the wounds

to my body and my face.

Iam still badly scarred on

this side, therefore the mask.

Soon after my operations,

I was contacted

by corrupt politicians

who were stealing

the Philippines'

national treasures.

The nation's gold reserves,

jewels, precious stones,

and a priceless Buddha

filled with diamonds.

I convinced these people

that I should lead

an expedition to the

uncharted Savage Island

for safekeeping

of the treasures.

After we did this,

I disappeared.

No one could find me.

(somber music)

I made a pledge to myself

as a gesture of restitution

for my past transgressions.

I vowed to return

these treasures

to the people of the Philippines

when the corrupt politicians

were no longer in power.

Then, a few years ago,

my body began to fail me.

The damage from the

explosion years earlier

put a hold on my heart.

I thought I was about

to die before I could

complete my mission to

make amends for my past.

That is when I sent the

diary, the medallion,

and the concealed disc

to Tyler's father.

If I died, the

diary and the disc

would reveal the secrets

of the hidden treasure

to you, Tyler, and

to the LETHAL Force.

- But you survived, and

you sent your killing force

to eliminate us, and get

the treasure for yourself.

- Its seems that way

on the surface, yes.

I sent men to you, yes.

However, they were

criminals working

for these scum politicians.

Once they got the treasure,

they would've killed me

and taken the loot

for themselves.

I even thought the

lovely Sofia was my ally,

but alas, she turned out to be

an Interpol spy working for M1.

A female James Bond who

loved money more than honor.

(Sofia murmuring)

- Freeze.

- [Cobra] It's Sofia!

She's been hurt!

(tense music)

- Time to reveal

yourself, Martinez.

Tyler, he was your

father's friend.

You do the honors.

(mysterious music)

What?

- Wait, I have something.

Doc, hold him.

(mysterious music)

(agents gasping)

- [Sofia] I don't believe it.

- [Doc] It's Carlos,

Rodrigo Martinez's nephew.

- He's been on lnterpol's

most wanted list

for the past two years.

(gentle eastern music)

(tense music)

- Another LETHAL Force victory.

The treasure has been returned

to the Philippine people.

- And Carlos has

been turned over

to the Philippine government.

- Martinez really

had changed his ways,

but his nephew murdered

him and took his identity.

- Who would've believed it?

- Yeah, we almost fell for it.

(agents chuckling)

- And you, Tiger,

sending that fax

of Carlos Prince to Washington.

What a brilliant stroke.

- Tyler, you've gotta

start thinking of me

as more than just a pretty face.

- I'll work on that.

(agents laughing)

(tense music)

(agents laughing)

- Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Rodrigo Martinez.

- But you're dead.

You were killed by

your nephew Carlos.

- How many endings

can this story have'?

- Yes, Carlos shot

me four times.

Bulletproof vest, Teflon,

shattered my spleen,

broke four ribs, I was

unconscious for three days.

- You're one hell of a survivor.

- I'm a walking testament

to modern medical science.

I feel as though we've

met in another life.

- What a line.

- It's working.

- You two could really boogie.

- I prefer the tango.

- You would.

- This is Ava, your

KSXY sextrologist.

I'm here in Molokai,

Hawaii, next to my hot tub

with my engineering

genius, Harry the Cat,

and a couple of friends.

Remember, all good

things come to those

who have patience and love.

- Just think, I got to

take out a couple of guys

and got rewarded for it.

(agents chuckling)

- You play your cards

right, and you'll have

more rewards than

you can handle.

- Ooh, I'll drink to that.

- We'll all drink to that.

(agents chuckling)

(glasses clinking)

(tense music)

Which ending does

the story have

Can I believe what I see

Can I unmask you

Unveil your secret

Or will you keep

your mystery

Which ending does

the story have

When we return

to Savage Beach

One where our heroes

survive all the danger

Bringing the gold

back for keeps

This island of danger

cannot hide the treasure

Tell me if this is the way

things should really be

Do you remember

All of the mystery

Submerged, veiled

Secrets and lies

Which ending will

you write this time

Will the treasure

be timeless and fine

Say what you will

Promise me still

LETHAL Force ladies

will win out next time

When we return

to Savage Beach

The truth will lie

just within our reach

The fear and the terror

Will disappear forever

We'll bring the Savage

Beach gold back for keeps