Kings of Mulberry Street (2019) - full transcript
What if the only way two young Kwazulu Natal boys can defeat the bullying local crime lord who's threatening their families, is through their belief that one can be a Bollywood hero. Feisty...
Hit him, hit him.
Super star.
I bet you won't get this one.
Inconspicuous.
Come Harold, you love
this game give it a shot.
Okay, let's try another one.
Territory, territory.
You know what would look
good in the seat next to me?
A white chick.
Apartheid or no apartheid
a man of my position
should have a white chick.
What say Size?
I'm a business man and all, no?
Correct.
You?
You got a hot sissy?
You see that clearing
over there Whitey?
Nice spot for a grave, no?
If you mess me around whitey
Reggie here will be digging
you a hole to the
afterlife right there.
Raj I understand, you
want in with the Cartel.
I'm a business man too.
What works for you works
for me, I'll get you in.
I promise.
Size show our friend here
what a pinky bender is
so he won't forget us.
What is this?
I mean I paid you guys to
take the stuff into the house.
Why is it on the lawn?
Sorry sir I cannot take
your stuff into your house.
Look this stuff
is very expensive.
I was told,
I was told to.
It doesn't help me
being on the lawn.
No, no, no.
What am I paying you guys for?
uncle!.
You know what, here
just take your money.
Here, thanks for nothing.
Ma, take that thing
away from Tammy!
Ma!
Look at this mess.
You just let them run wild.
Bloody hell man.
Bloody hell to you
to, don't be ugly to ma.
Don't be ugly
to me, talk to me
like that again and
see what happens.
What?
Don't you have any homework?
No.
Maybe I should pay
your teacher a visit.
Yeah and maybe you can pay
the school fees
at the same time.
Hey how's it bro?
Do you need some help there?
No, no don't worry we're okay.
- No hassles man, I've got it.
- No, no.
Put the box down, we'll manage.
What are you doing,
we'll manage we told you.
I've got it man, don't worry.
Put the box down, please.
Where can
I put it, there?
Put it down.
I'll sort your fees out as
soon as your father gats paid.
Did you see him outside?
Yeah.
What?
He's flying high again.
What?
He's with the new
neighbors, the look loaded.
Oh my, ma come see
the new neighbors.
They have such nice things.
Come, we must go help,
be good neighbor and all.
Come, come.
Hello.
What's your name?
Hello, excuse
me, can I help you?
Bro that's my man my ma
and my.
Oh sorry.
Please could you put that
down, it's very expensive.
Please could you put that down?
Charmaine come here, come meet
Dev Singh and Gundu over there.
Harold.
What?
My sons name is Harold.
Harold Singh not Gun what ever.
♪ Hark the Harold angel Singh ♪
♪ Glory to the new born king ♪
Dev you have such
beautiful cockery.
Must have cost you a bundle hey?
Thank you so much but I think
we can handle it from here.
Yeah, but you must
be a very good husband
to provide your wife with
all these lovely things,
when will she be joining you?
Thank you Mrs. Chetty but
I think you need to go home.
A lady in your condition
shouldn't be lifting anything.
Ticky come help here man!
Ticky's my oldest.
Must be dong homework.
Hey relax.
It's only me man.
I'm sorry I only
speak english.
I speak it to.
Hey, I can talk English
I can walk English,
I can even laugh English
you bloody fellow.
English is a very
funny language sir.
It's the condition
and consideration.
The conjunction
becomes the injunction
and the injunction
becomes annotations.
Frustration and temptation
are common to all nations
because conditions
become contradictions
and predictions
become premonitions,
that's why it
results in pollution,
diffusion, destruction,
demolition.
Derogation, declaration,
degeneration,
definition, deliberation,
and decoction.
You know it?
It's easy.
Think Super Star Rajinikanth.
It's from Velaikaren man.
Okay, what's your favorite film.
Film?
Yeah, movie man.
What movie you like?
I don't watch TV.
Who's talking about
TV you stupid fellow?
I'm talking big screen.
A place of heroes, Amithabh
Bachchan, super star Rajini.
Mithun Chakraborty.
Oh God,.
I'll have to fix you one time.
Hey what's your name?
Harold Singh.
That's your real name?
Yes but my mom used
to call me Baboo.
Hey you talk funny,
,
you make me laugh.
Hey Baboo's a much better
name.
You can call me Ticky,.
Oh dear Lord, this was a
weeding gift from the church
You are so clumsy,
look what you done.
It's not so bad bro, wait I'll
put Jesus in his place, wait.
I must insist
you all leave now.
Jesus has suffered
more than enough.
Ma'am you to please.
Oh granny I think you have
to leave now, they
are waiting for you.
Come, let's go.
Yeah, we waiting for ma.
Please take her.
Don't worry Harold
this is only temporary.
As soon as things get better for
the paper up in Johannesburg
we'll go right back.
Till then we just have
to keep our heads down.
Things can't possible
get any worse, right?
These bloody Chetty's, you
see Harold the only way to
deal with Indians like these
is to be firm and not give in.
Vanakkam.
Namaste.
Top of the evening to you.
Welcome to the Mulberry hood.
It's a place.
Safe, provided you've
got the protection.
Which luckily for you we provide
for very small monthly cost.
Who do we need
protecting from?
That would be us.
Since you're new
and all we'll start
you off with just
50 bucks a month.
That's reasonable no?
What says Size?
Correct.
I don't have any money.
Big like you.
You must have some
cash stashed somewhere
here in your nice stuff.
There's nothing.
Trust me if I had I
would give it to you.
I don't want any trouble.
That's a good attitude
to have.
What are you doing?
Leave my son alone.
Please, he's just a child.
Look, look I gave my
last cent to the movers.
Seeing as I'm a reasonable man
and all I'm prepared
to compromise.
But just this once.
I'll out fatso back.
But I'll take what
ever I want, what say?
Okay, take what ever you
want just don't hurt my son.
No that's mine.
It speaks.
Well laddie blame
you're here.
He's the one that made the deal.
Take anything else you
want from the house, please.
But that bike means
a lot to my boy.
A deal is a deal no?
What say Reggie.
Hey!
Hey sh.
Come here you.
Come here,.
Boss, you talk to anyone about
this and the boys croc meat.
You got it?
See you monthly.
Dear Lord please protect
us from the ruffians.
May the novelty of our
presence wear off quickly
and may we become
invisible to them.
Help us get back
home to where there
are more God fearing
white people.
The Lord is my
shepherd, I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie
down in green pastures.
I can't take much
more of this Reg.
How will this little one survive
when we're barley surviving?
When are you going to
leave this nonsense
with Raja and get a real job?
You need to be a father
to your kids Reg.
M O T H E R.
Yes, I'm coming.
What man?
Boss needs you.
Now!
Okay, let's.
♪ Honey I'm gonna give
you all my money ♪
Hey,
want to take a rid in my cab?
Stuck up!
All right be like that.
Come on hurry up, we
haven't got all day.
Early worms catch
the birds and all.
Early birds.
Huh?
Never mind.
Harold you have enough
books to keep you occupied
and I'll put your
timetables on the fridge.
I'll quiz you when I get back.
It will be fun.
You'll start school
after the Easter break
but for now you're going to
have to get used to being alone.
Whatever you do don't let the
neighbors or anyone else in.
Keep that door shut.
We must avoid trouble and
keep to ourselves okay?
Huh?
One, two, three.
This is.
Hey, give that back.
And white bread to.
You want it back
come and get it.
I can't.
If you can't get this
from me, how are you gonna
get your bike back from
that shit bag animal Raja?
Who said I wanted to do that?
Looks,
wouldn't want to
break it and all.
Stop it you're gonna break
it. That's my moms plate.
Hey my hands
are out of control
It's gonna break,
it's gonna break.
It's gonna break,
it's gonna break.
Hands out of control man.
Come on you slow poke, come on.
Just yesterday I was telling
you not to mess me around.
You lucky mut, what you told me?
What you told me?
He'll answer if you take
the sock out of his mouth man.
I wasn't trying to
make a run for it.
Oh no, you weren't
trying to pull a fast one?
I wasn't, I promise.
I was going to see my.
All the way on
the South Coast?
I was playing it
safe, you don't know
my wife, she wields
knives like a ninja.
Be cool
unless you want to
be six feet under.
Please,
Raja don't hurt me.
We're bros why would, I
would never run from you.
You know I'm a man of my word.
I'll get you in with the cartel.
I spoke to the already
they know about you.
Give me another chance.
It's all gonna be fine Raj.
Don't hurt me again.
Hell man, why you
had to do that now?
Are you questioning me?
Size, is this space
monkey questioning me?
I can't take this anymore,
just pay me my money
and let me go.
Are you a rat
tat tat Reggie boy?
Reggie!
You know what I do to rats?
Hey you can kill, me
if you want to man cause
if I go home without any.
My
is gonna murder me.
Hells man that wife of
yours, she's something else.
Bet she's sorry she
never chose me huh?
Let's.
This is peanuts Raja.
Let this one stew for a
couple of hours then let him go.
You tell him I want results.
Raja, what I must do with?
Hey man, Raja.
I knew you were trouble
from the moment I saw you.
You smell like pee,
me too,.
I'm leaving this
place and I never want
to see sugarcane or
another Indian ever again.
But I thought you
wanted your bike back?
I never sad that you just
wanted to get me killed.
I'm going to tell
my father everything
and he'll go to the police.
You can't do that,
Reggie is Raja's slave,
he will get the blame.
We have to get Raja
directly, ourselves.
Ourselves?
Hey what kind of hero are you?
You think Bachchlan
would act like
a
and run away from a fight?
I'm not a hero and I
don't know this Butt Chan.
Jesus Christ I'm
dealing with a fool here.
I don't mind being a fool.
I'd rather be a living
fool than a dead hero.
I don't know what
you fools do in Joburg
but if you want to survive here
you better clean up your act
and be a proper.
Got it?
And if I were you I wouldn't
tell your anything
unless you want to
be crocodile food
if you can't be a decent hero
at least keep your trap shut.
I'll take down the
on my own, I don't need no
Joburg coward spoiling my plans.
♪ Me and my darling
were flying in a plane ♪
♪ Me and my darling
were flying in a plane ♪
♪ The plane caught on fire ♪
♪ And we fell inside the train ♪
Hello Mr. Singh.
Hot day huh?
Okay.
Shame I heard Mrs. Singh died.
Poor got no mother.
Child must be lonely man.
Hells his mom?
Shit man.
Hey language.
Dad.
Never mind.
That boy is wild.
People are judged by the
company they keep Harold.
And he is bad company.
Stay away from him.
I promised my dad I
wouldn't let you in.
But something you want
to see.
Why couldn't we have
just met on the ground?
Because the view is better up
here.
Follow me.
Hey that's mine.
You said you
didn't want it back.
I do, it was the last
thing my mom gave me.
Yeah I know, she
kicked the bucket.
You're asking for trouble.
Why that's my bike.
It was stolen from me.
That little witch
is Raja's niece.
But she's so fair.
Crocodile meat remember?
She's just a girl.
Oh my God.
Excuse me.
This is my bike and your
uncle Raja stole it from me.
This is my bike, my
uncle got it for me.
Thanks for keeping
it safe, I think.
Who's looking for?
Come, come on.
You want some?
Touch my partner one more time
and you'll have yourself a case.
And I'll break your face.
One time, now get out, move.
And you just get out.
She still has my bike.
Don't worry we'll get it back
I'm telling you.
Do you really think that
we can get my bike back?
Of course, we just
need to bring Raja down.
Put the dog in jail, then
you'll get your bike back
and Reggie will get a real job.
With money,.
But why do you need me?
Every hero has a
partner, don't you know?
Didn't you watch Sholay?
Doesn't matter anyway cause
You don't wanna be a hero.
Maybe you can show me?
How do I know you
won't chicken out?
Cross my heart, hope to die.
No man, don't die
and all just prove it.
How?
Jump.
What?
Jump down from here.
Lesson one, don't
think, just jump.
I'm alive.
So you think you can handle
the heat?
A pinky promise can
never be broken.
It is sacred like cows.
Cows?
Never mind that.
Are we gonna bring
down the demon Raja?
Partners, ?
I know what a pinky
promise is, my mom taught me.
Put it here.
Put what?
Hey you're a funny.
Hey, what ya got there?
You've been shopping?
Nice, nice.
You said month end.
This back of mine.
Did you get paid.
What am I supposed
to do with this?
I love them, I love them all.
Lesson two if you
want to be a hero
you must act like a hero.
This is gonna be so.
Sh, shut up.
Harold, I
got the TV connected,
you want to watch the news?
News?
Nope, I'm okay,
I'm going to bed.
It's only six pm.
I know.
Hey, how's it?
Raja's car must be fast.
Yeah, it's a
V8, Reggie had one
just like it with
styling rims and all.
Really?
,
he was a drag racer, the best.
He had trophies lined
up all over the wall.
What happened?
Sold them.
No to the drag racing.
He crashed big time.
No ways.
Yeah, he even broke
his back in the accident.
Is that why he takes
the medicine from Raja?
Pack up.
We need to get in there.
We also need evidence
of illegal activity.
Illegal what, what?
To prove that Raja's a crook.
Oh we'll find evidence.
Come on, let's,
But the film isn't over.
Don't worry, we'll
catch it next time.
I've got an idea.
How's it going Size?
, what you want?
Raja said you were
looking for help.
To clean the club.
Raja?
Yeah man, for
five bob each man.
Me and my friend will
make the club spotless.
What you say?
And you'll have more time to
read your comics while we clean.
What you taking
so long for Size?
This is our last offer,
take it or leave it
Hey boss, come hear this.
Lesson three
heroes never leave
their partners in a
no matter what.
Poo man, you and
your queens English.
What's this?
Reggie's kid says.
Says were looking for
,
to clean the club.
What do you know
about cleaning?
Try us and see, come on man.
You and the
got some nerve coming here.
But okay.
Let's see if one Chetty
is good for something.
Come tomorrow, ten o'clock.
Did you wet your pants?
No I didn't.
I almost did.
Okay
maybe just a little.
My dancing, it was
the best wasn't it?
And also what
was that swirly thing?
But my dancing, it cracked
the whole floor over there.
Ticky.
Come.
Come on, she don't bite.
Where's ma?
Sh.
Oh, okay.
Money man came to collect.
I got for you and something.
Get my props, go get.
Watch this.
Now who's worrying an old
lady on this bloody hot day?
Can't you let me die in peace.
I'm sorry ma but the
neighbors down the road said
that this is the correct
house for the Chetty's.
Are you calling me a liar?
I'm at deaths door son.
Will a dying old lady lie?
And there's no, no
Chetty's living here,
now get, get before I hit
you with my stick, get out!
How was that?
Tops ma, tops.
What's?
Dad have you ever watched
a Bollywood movie?
No, never.
Who's been telling
you about Bollywood?
No, no one I read
it in the news paper.
Apparently they're
very interesting films.
Far from true Harold.
That stuff will turn your
brains into candy floss.
We don't want that now do we?
No.
The good news is you're in
but the cartel doesn't
wanna deal with small fry.
They wanna make sure
you can move quantity.
They want you to move this.
That's 200 k's worth of white.
My man I'm the main man in
these parts.
Where to?
Mbabane and it's dangerous.
There's a good chance
you're delivery guy's
gonna get caught either
by the cops or a rival
gang if he's not careful.
No worries, we know
just the guy for the job.
What if he fails?
Worst case scenario,
I pay the 200,000.
It's my head on the
block and yours Raj.
You don't wanna mess
with these people.
Easy peasy my man,
relax, don't worry
my man Reggie is desperate
enough for this job.
Be cool,
unless you wanna
be six feet under.
That lousy piece of
shit, I'll cut him,
I'll poke him.
Who does he think he is, he's
putting Reggie in danger.
Maybe this is
going to be easy,
now there's evidence the
police just need to find it.
Let's finish this quick,
we've got some serious
business to handle now.
What's this thing?
Typewriter, we can use it
to type a letter to
the police chief.
I knew you had some brains.
My dad used to write stories
for the newspaper about
crazy people and criminals.
But now he only writes
about dead people.
Why?
Dead people don't read papers
Okay what should it say?
Veerasamy, listen here.
There's a bad crook
name Raja, lock him up.
Station commander.
Harold, who were
you talking to.
No one, myself.
What are you doing
with they typewriter?
Practicing.
Okay.
Ticky.
Mrs. Pillay did you put
this letter on my desk?
That's 1,000.
Why now?
How you bro.
Like I'm up to
something and all?
Who looked after you
since the accident?
You was a cripple, no
one could hire you.
What you
want for this kindness?
Kindness.
Yeah that's more like it.
Have an important
delivery for you to make.
For that.
You get this 1,000.
Come back safely I'll give
you another four clips.
How does that sound?
You will
never catch me.
What's this?
Where's the owner
of this night club?
Raja you have some visitors.
The commander gonna.
Chief.
Hey Raj.
Hi man I just came to check on
the preparation for
the wedding reception.
We all set here, we had
the place spring
cleaned and everything.
See you using child labor hey?
More like baby sitting.
Listen the wife and some
ladies are going to come later
to check up on the
decorations and all that.
No hassle.
Bro, come here.
You got to be careful, I found
this on my desk this morning.
You can't expect me
to turn a blind eye
with things like
this lying around.
Find the leak, plug it.
No worries.
No one messes with me.
It can only be
one of two people.
Change of plans.
Someone told the pigs
about the merchandise,
move it somewhere else.
Sure boss.
He knows it's us, he
looked straight at me.
If he thought it was us we'd
be sleeping with the crocodiles.
He looked at me because
he thinks it's Reggie.
We need to warn him now.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here, have some.
Hey Ticky, come
have some cake.
What's going on?
Why didn't Raja you?
What?
He thinks you ratted him
out to the police right?
Hey wait
now, how you knew that?
If you were at the
club you would know.
Hey, what you
were doing there?
Trying to earn some
money for the family,
only difference is
my money comes home.
That's no place of.
Why're you doing a
dirty dogs business?
Why you got so much money here?
Why you can't even see
that he's setting you up.
I'm a child and I can see that.
Don't do the delivery for
him Reggie, don't do it.
What's he saying Reg?
What's Ticky talking about?
Hey never mind, here take her.
What do we do now?
What is it Harold?
Have a grown another head?
When will you be able to
write real stores again,
not just about dead people?
I'm new there
Harold, I can't really
be sticking my neck out.
Besides people who die are owed
the respect of a proper tribute.
It's an important job.
Yes but you said
criminals should
be taken off the street
and be locked up.
If you knew about one,
could you write a story?
Has that thug and
his goon been coming
around here while I'm at work?
No.
Good, that would be terrible.
Yes but wouldn't you like to
see someone like him in jail?
Writing the obituaries
suits me right now.
Ever since your mom.
We've had enough change for now.
My dads here,
it's his day off.
We have to go to the club,
it's now or never.
I can't today.
We'll be back before he
even notices you're gone.
Besides he's asleep.
There's Size.
Come my friend.
What are we doing here?
What's the plan?
Let's see first.
Size has
gone inside now.
Those two people,
look dancers.
Hey how's it going?
Wedding we have here.
Hey top outfits man.
Come let's go in.
You know me Raj,
I swear I'm a man of my word.
Take this out back
and teach him a lesson.
Okay, come on.
What the, Raja think about
it, why would I rat you out?
My life is at stake here.
You weren't
trying to set me up?
This couldn't be me, I
don't even own a typewriter.
If it's not Reggie and
it's not you, then who is it?
You're not trying to get
out of the deal are you?
That would be a bad thing,
that would be a very bad thing.
Shut up.
Where's the contact details?
You have to move
the product tonight
otherwise you're gonna
miss the deadline.
Get Reggie.
After this circus is
done he can get going.
Reggie can't go.
Why don't we destroy the
drugs, no drugs no delivery.
But it also means no evidence.
Raja won't go to jail and
you won't get your bike back.
You're dads life more
important than my bike.
Serious?
Okay, we need to get
into Raja's office.
How will we,
remember it's locked?
Hey.
Harold.
Harold?
Hells there's the devil Leila.
Let's.
There you are, there you are.
Hey time to go onto the stage,
the guests need
some entertainment.
Sorry commander, my stomach,
I must go to the toilet.
She must dance without me,
she can do very good Sirdevi.
Make a distraction.
It's a number two sir,
it's a number two.
Sirdevi huh?
Very good my girl.
You go onto the stage and
you entertain the guests.
Hey DJ hit us with
Sirdevi number there.
Oh look, I can
see her fat stomach.
Boss, who's the mamba.
Poor peoples money, bastards.
Ram, Sita, ?
And you.
Yes.
Hey disco dancer, you
don't look very sick to me.
Come here, I paid for
two dancers you little.
Ticky!
Ticky!
Ticky!
Ticky!
Ticky?
Excuse me Mrs. Chetty.
Hello Dev how are you?
I'm okay, have you seen
Harold by any chance?
You don't think maybe
he's with Ticky?
Maybe they're
probably playing.
Okay, thank you Mrs. Chetty.
Okay.
bro,
it was touch and go hey?
Hey man what you
giving me daggers for?
What's this you off
your rocker.
My dad was right,
I should never have
made friends with you.
Relax, I got the
drugs and more see?
Without all this
stuff Raja can't
pay Mr. White
don't you see that?
Where were you?
You left me back
there all alone.
You broke the rule,
heroes never leave
their partners in the
poo no matter what.
You're a liar like your
drug addicted father.
And you're a fat
coward like your father.
If he wasn't such a wuss
you still would have
that stupid bike.
You're hero lessons
are stupid like you,
and now they're gonna
get me killed to.
Raja saw me, he saw my face.
You and your stupid
Bollywood heroes,
they're just people
pretending to be heroes.
This is real life,
not Bollywood.
Harold are you okay?
I'm fine.
Don't worry dad, I'm never
gonna see Ticky again.
You were right about everything.
You wanna tell
me what happened?
Not today.
Dad?
Do you miss mom?
Very much.
Spell perseverance
P E R.
S E R.
V E R.
Where were you?
You left me back
there all alone.
You broke the rule,
heroes never leave
their partners in the
poo, no matter what.
Boss we've been robbed.
What?
The money, the
drugs, it's all gone.
What!
Reggie.
This is you Reggie,
where were you?
,
don't be ridiculous Raja.
Since Size fetched me
I've been here only,
man with you or with him.
Oh.
What?
Reggie this is your rubbish
job and that fat kid.
Ah it makes sense.
That song and dance, the
little shits stole from me.
Hey they're just,
they couldn't have done this.
Size, get me my gun.
Somethings going Chetty
Chetty bang bang tonight.
Baboo?
Baboo?
Okay you don't have to speak
to me again, it's fine.
I messed up.
I didn't mean to get
you into trouble.
You can stay with me.
I just wanted to say sorry.
You heard?
I'm sorry.
You're right this is real life.
Bro what the hell man?
There's no need for
these dramatics.
Tammy go into the room and
lock yourself up with Tina.
Reggie, what is this?
What is this crook and his
ogre doing in my house?
Hey you bloody rascal.
You think you're too
big for your boots now,
you bloody over grown idiot.
Always had a mouth
on you Charmaine.
Keep running it,
and you'll be sorry.
Oh yeah, sorry for what?
Where's that
devil child of your?
Your the devil, what
do you want with my son?
That little shit stole from
me, I want what's mine back.
Well as you can
see he is not here
and we don't know where he is.
So I would appreciate
you leaving my house.
Not gonna happen lovey.
If I don't get my package someone
gonna get hurt very badly.
Raja take it easy man.
Relax, hey put the gun away.
We'll sort this
misunderstanding out man.
Listen here preggie.
You and old lady wrinkle
bags sit down and shut up.
At this rate it's gonna
be a very long night,
and I'm a very angry man.
Size, take this
nincompoop and go get me
the and the fat kid, go.
You okay?
Please, leave my boy alone.
Don't fret laddie.
Come I promise I won't
let them hurt you.
Anything happen to my
baby I'll kill you vermin.
Hey you rascal come here.
Come here.
I'm gonna cut you
to little pieces,
and make samp and
feed you to the dogs.
So you got moves
huh there laddie?
Who do you think you are?
Amithabh Bachchan?
Where's your friend huh?
I don't know.
Tell them what
you know Harold.
Let try this again, if
I don't get my stuff back.
I'm going to kill your.
I haven't seen him
since we had a fight.
I'm telling you the
truth, I don't know.
Raja man.
He don't know nothing bro,
can't you see he's
too scared to lie?
I'll kill you first then.
Hey shit bag animal.
Come here you little pest.
Let them go first,
I'm the one you want.
I'm the only one who
knows where your dirt is,
let them go and
I'll take you to it.
Ma!
Let ma go now!
Let ma go!
No ones going anywhere.
Ticky tell him where it is.
Let them go first
then I'll tell.
Size this kid
thinks I'm playing.
I'll finish you Reggie,
beat it out of him.
Big guy like you gonna fall
hard.
I've had enough.
Now you'll take me seriously.
Ticky!
Look what
you made me do.
Don't die Ticky, don't die.
You're my only friend.
I'm sorry to.
I know you're a hero, a real
hero like Rajini, Bachchan,
and the other fellow.
But more important
you're my true friend.
Please don't die Ticky.
My mom would have
liked you a lot.
She was my best friend to.
Don't die Ticky.
Hey, I'm not dead yet,.
I'm hit bro, I'm never gonna
make it you have
to save everyone.
I can't leave you here.
You have to.
I'm scared.
You know how to.
How?
Lesson two.
What now boss.
Check if that little
piece of shit is alive.
Well, is he a goner?
Correct.
Lesson
two if you wanna
be a hero you must
act like a hero.
Hey.
Where's you're fat kid?
Hey you shit bag animal bozo.
Looking for these?
Size!
I'm fading ma, I'm fading.
It's over, my time is finished.
Ticky, oh Ticky.
Get that piece of shit now!
You little shit.
I'm gonna kill you!
Go get that thing!
My boss you shot my foot!
My cab, bugger your foot man.
My cab!
Ticky, why are you
leaving me Ticky?
How can you do this Ticky?
Ticky.
Ticky!
It's just a scratch man,
you must stop this drama.
A scratch, I'm not dying?
No.
But it felt like.
Ma.
Character.
Take care of ma.
I'm going to kill these.
Look what they did to my cab.
Oh ma, my foot.
Bugger your foot man my cab.
Hey bro
don't think just jump.
Hey you
shit bag animals!
Take that you.
Charms, babes.
Reggie go help the boys,
I'll take care of things here.
The babies coming, help me.
I'll call the ambulance
then I'll come back.
Don't worry everything's
gonna be fine.
No!
The baby is not waiting
for any ambulance,
go grab some towels and
we have to do it now, go.
Breath, breath.
Now I've got you you
little piece of shit.
Let my go.
The cops are on their way.
And not that commander
friend of yours, Veerasamy.
I made sure of that.
Hell Reggie come
on, you and I.
Hey what you did
today was very brave.
I wish you hadn't
been forced to do it.
It's okay.
It's not okay, if
anything happened to you.
I lost my way for a long time.
It's time I did the right thing.
I talked it over with
your mom and she agrees.
I'm going to give
myself up Ticky.
But us, the baby?
I'll help the police
with their case.
It's what I need to do.
To be a good father
to you, Tammy, Tina,
and this little one.
So what would a
hero say to that?
Go and take it like a man.
Hey you know you
got three sisters now?
God have mercy on me.
Come on man, I need protecting,
what's your price bro?
Come on man.
Hey what's your, hey, hey!
Size, Size where are you man?
Size, I'm talking to you.
You thick mutt,
do something man.
You're laughing, your
laugh, laugh I'll show you,
I'll show all of you.
Leila, Leila tell my
sister I need bail money.
Listen here woman, this
bike belongs to my friend,
his mother gave it to
him before she died,
I promised I'd get
it back for him,
I'm gonna take this
now, please don't
create any more.
I've had enough for one day.
I guess I now have a
story to right, right Baboo?
Thank you very much.
A promise is a promise.
Now let's break it
down like Bachchan.
One ticket to the South Coast.
What's happening?
Excuse me sir, I'm
sorry about this.
Knocking is out of fashion?
But we have to take
you in for questioning.
Come with us please.
I drink beer with your father.
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You've got no respect
show that auntie some care ♪
♪ Pick up all the packets
and toss it over there ♪
♪ An uncle falling down and
his hands always shake ♪
♪ When you're
standing by the mall ♪
♪ And you're flashing
all your teeth ♪
♪ Tuck your shirt inside,
comb your hair neat ♪
♪ Better watch your back cause
I'm checking out this rhyme ♪
♪ my arms would be swine ♪
♪ Swine your face like
look into a shadow ♪
♪ My friends call me Baboo,
I'm the Indian Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pull up your laces watch
how you talking or you ♪
♪ and your friends will
be on the floor packing ♪
♪ Cause you only gonna
fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ Yeah you're only
gonna fight for me now ♪
♪ Your only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ You're talking
to your teacher ♪
♪ You say sir you say ma'am ♪
♪ You never dice or oh
with the over head cam ♪
♪ You're fishing by the logs
you leave the place neat ♪
♪ When you've had a wedding
you dance to the sweets ♪
♪ Now you got your self a cherry
like a laugh with not salts ♪
♪ But ♪
♪ You better watch your back
cause we have got no spies ♪
♪ One two claps my
arms gonna Vibe ♪
♪ Swine to your face
like no need to shadow ♪
♪ My friends call me Ticky
I'm the Indian Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pull up your laces
watch how you talking ♪
♪ Or you and your friends
will be on the floor packing ♪
♪ Cause you're only
gonna fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ Watch yourself rise ♪
♪ Cause you're only
gonna fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ Watch yourself out ♪
♪ Watch yourself ♪
Super star.
I bet you won't get this one.
Inconspicuous.
Come Harold, you love
this game give it a shot.
Okay, let's try another one.
Territory, territory.
You know what would look
good in the seat next to me?
A white chick.
Apartheid or no apartheid
a man of my position
should have a white chick.
What say Size?
I'm a business man and all, no?
Correct.
You?
You got a hot sissy?
You see that clearing
over there Whitey?
Nice spot for a grave, no?
If you mess me around whitey
Reggie here will be digging
you a hole to the
afterlife right there.
Raj I understand, you
want in with the Cartel.
I'm a business man too.
What works for you works
for me, I'll get you in.
I promise.
Size show our friend here
what a pinky bender is
so he won't forget us.
What is this?
I mean I paid you guys to
take the stuff into the house.
Why is it on the lawn?
Sorry sir I cannot take
your stuff into your house.
Look this stuff
is very expensive.
I was told,
I was told to.
It doesn't help me
being on the lawn.
No, no, no.
What am I paying you guys for?
uncle!.
You know what, here
just take your money.
Here, thanks for nothing.
Ma, take that thing
away from Tammy!
Ma!
Look at this mess.
You just let them run wild.
Bloody hell man.
Bloody hell to you
to, don't be ugly to ma.
Don't be ugly
to me, talk to me
like that again and
see what happens.
What?
Don't you have any homework?
No.
Maybe I should pay
your teacher a visit.
Yeah and maybe you can pay
the school fees
at the same time.
Hey how's it bro?
Do you need some help there?
No, no don't worry we're okay.
- No hassles man, I've got it.
- No, no.
Put the box down, we'll manage.
What are you doing,
we'll manage we told you.
I've got it man, don't worry.
Put the box down, please.
Where can
I put it, there?
Put it down.
I'll sort your fees out as
soon as your father gats paid.
Did you see him outside?
Yeah.
What?
He's flying high again.
What?
He's with the new
neighbors, the look loaded.
Oh my, ma come see
the new neighbors.
They have such nice things.
Come, we must go help,
be good neighbor and all.
Come, come.
Hello.
What's your name?
Hello, excuse
me, can I help you?
Bro that's my man my ma
and my.
Oh sorry.
Please could you put that
down, it's very expensive.
Please could you put that down?
Charmaine come here, come meet
Dev Singh and Gundu over there.
Harold.
What?
My sons name is Harold.
Harold Singh not Gun what ever.
♪ Hark the Harold angel Singh ♪
♪ Glory to the new born king ♪
Dev you have such
beautiful cockery.
Must have cost you a bundle hey?
Thank you so much but I think
we can handle it from here.
Yeah, but you must
be a very good husband
to provide your wife with
all these lovely things,
when will she be joining you?
Thank you Mrs. Chetty but
I think you need to go home.
A lady in your condition
shouldn't be lifting anything.
Ticky come help here man!
Ticky's my oldest.
Must be dong homework.
Hey relax.
It's only me man.
I'm sorry I only
speak english.
I speak it to.
Hey, I can talk English
I can walk English,
I can even laugh English
you bloody fellow.
English is a very
funny language sir.
It's the condition
and consideration.
The conjunction
becomes the injunction
and the injunction
becomes annotations.
Frustration and temptation
are common to all nations
because conditions
become contradictions
and predictions
become premonitions,
that's why it
results in pollution,
diffusion, destruction,
demolition.
Derogation, declaration,
degeneration,
definition, deliberation,
and decoction.
You know it?
It's easy.
Think Super Star Rajinikanth.
It's from Velaikaren man.
Okay, what's your favorite film.
Film?
Yeah, movie man.
What movie you like?
I don't watch TV.
Who's talking about
TV you stupid fellow?
I'm talking big screen.
A place of heroes, Amithabh
Bachchan, super star Rajini.
Mithun Chakraborty.
Oh God,.
I'll have to fix you one time.
Hey what's your name?
Harold Singh.
That's your real name?
Yes but my mom used
to call me Baboo.
Hey you talk funny,
,
you make me laugh.
Hey Baboo's a much better
name.
You can call me Ticky,.
Oh dear Lord, this was a
weeding gift from the church
You are so clumsy,
look what you done.
It's not so bad bro, wait I'll
put Jesus in his place, wait.
I must insist
you all leave now.
Jesus has suffered
more than enough.
Ma'am you to please.
Oh granny I think you have
to leave now, they
are waiting for you.
Come, let's go.
Yeah, we waiting for ma.
Please take her.
Don't worry Harold
this is only temporary.
As soon as things get better for
the paper up in Johannesburg
we'll go right back.
Till then we just have
to keep our heads down.
Things can't possible
get any worse, right?
These bloody Chetty's, you
see Harold the only way to
deal with Indians like these
is to be firm and not give in.
Vanakkam.
Namaste.
Top of the evening to you.
Welcome to the Mulberry hood.
It's a place.
Safe, provided you've
got the protection.
Which luckily for you we provide
for very small monthly cost.
Who do we need
protecting from?
That would be us.
Since you're new
and all we'll start
you off with just
50 bucks a month.
That's reasonable no?
What says Size?
Correct.
I don't have any money.
Big like you.
You must have some
cash stashed somewhere
here in your nice stuff.
There's nothing.
Trust me if I had I
would give it to you.
I don't want any trouble.
That's a good attitude
to have.
What are you doing?
Leave my son alone.
Please, he's just a child.
Look, look I gave my
last cent to the movers.
Seeing as I'm a reasonable man
and all I'm prepared
to compromise.
But just this once.
I'll out fatso back.
But I'll take what
ever I want, what say?
Okay, take what ever you
want just don't hurt my son.
No that's mine.
It speaks.
Well laddie blame
you're here.
He's the one that made the deal.
Take anything else you
want from the house, please.
But that bike means
a lot to my boy.
A deal is a deal no?
What say Reggie.
Hey!
Hey sh.
Come here you.
Come here,.
Boss, you talk to anyone about
this and the boys croc meat.
You got it?
See you monthly.
Dear Lord please protect
us from the ruffians.
May the novelty of our
presence wear off quickly
and may we become
invisible to them.
Help us get back
home to where there
are more God fearing
white people.
The Lord is my
shepherd, I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie
down in green pastures.
I can't take much
more of this Reg.
How will this little one survive
when we're barley surviving?
When are you going to
leave this nonsense
with Raja and get a real job?
You need to be a father
to your kids Reg.
M O T H E R.
Yes, I'm coming.
What man?
Boss needs you.
Now!
Okay, let's.
♪ Honey I'm gonna give
you all my money ♪
Hey,
want to take a rid in my cab?
Stuck up!
All right be like that.
Come on hurry up, we
haven't got all day.
Early worms catch
the birds and all.
Early birds.
Huh?
Never mind.
Harold you have enough
books to keep you occupied
and I'll put your
timetables on the fridge.
I'll quiz you when I get back.
It will be fun.
You'll start school
after the Easter break
but for now you're going to
have to get used to being alone.
Whatever you do don't let the
neighbors or anyone else in.
Keep that door shut.
We must avoid trouble and
keep to ourselves okay?
Huh?
One, two, three.
This is.
Hey, give that back.
And white bread to.
You want it back
come and get it.
I can't.
If you can't get this
from me, how are you gonna
get your bike back from
that shit bag animal Raja?
Who said I wanted to do that?
Looks,
wouldn't want to
break it and all.
Stop it you're gonna break
it. That's my moms plate.
Hey my hands
are out of control
It's gonna break,
it's gonna break.
It's gonna break,
it's gonna break.
Hands out of control man.
Come on you slow poke, come on.
Just yesterday I was telling
you not to mess me around.
You lucky mut, what you told me?
What you told me?
He'll answer if you take
the sock out of his mouth man.
I wasn't trying to
make a run for it.
Oh no, you weren't
trying to pull a fast one?
I wasn't, I promise.
I was going to see my.
All the way on
the South Coast?
I was playing it
safe, you don't know
my wife, she wields
knives like a ninja.
Be cool
unless you want to
be six feet under.
Please,
Raja don't hurt me.
We're bros why would, I
would never run from you.
You know I'm a man of my word.
I'll get you in with the cartel.
I spoke to the already
they know about you.
Give me another chance.
It's all gonna be fine Raj.
Don't hurt me again.
Hell man, why you
had to do that now?
Are you questioning me?
Size, is this space
monkey questioning me?
I can't take this anymore,
just pay me my money
and let me go.
Are you a rat
tat tat Reggie boy?
Reggie!
You know what I do to rats?
Hey you can kill, me
if you want to man cause
if I go home without any.
My
is gonna murder me.
Hells man that wife of
yours, she's something else.
Bet she's sorry she
never chose me huh?
Let's.
This is peanuts Raja.
Let this one stew for a
couple of hours then let him go.
You tell him I want results.
Raja, what I must do with?
Hey man, Raja.
I knew you were trouble
from the moment I saw you.
You smell like pee,
me too,.
I'm leaving this
place and I never want
to see sugarcane or
another Indian ever again.
But I thought you
wanted your bike back?
I never sad that you just
wanted to get me killed.
I'm going to tell
my father everything
and he'll go to the police.
You can't do that,
Reggie is Raja's slave,
he will get the blame.
We have to get Raja
directly, ourselves.
Ourselves?
Hey what kind of hero are you?
You think Bachchlan
would act like
a
and run away from a fight?
I'm not a hero and I
don't know this Butt Chan.
Jesus Christ I'm
dealing with a fool here.
I don't mind being a fool.
I'd rather be a living
fool than a dead hero.
I don't know what
you fools do in Joburg
but if you want to survive here
you better clean up your act
and be a proper.
Got it?
And if I were you I wouldn't
tell your anything
unless you want to
be crocodile food
if you can't be a decent hero
at least keep your trap shut.
I'll take down the
on my own, I don't need no
Joburg coward spoiling my plans.
♪ Me and my darling
were flying in a plane ♪
♪ Me and my darling
were flying in a plane ♪
♪ The plane caught on fire ♪
♪ And we fell inside the train ♪
Hello Mr. Singh.
Hot day huh?
Okay.
Shame I heard Mrs. Singh died.
Poor got no mother.
Child must be lonely man.
Hells his mom?
Shit man.
Hey language.
Dad.
Never mind.
That boy is wild.
People are judged by the
company they keep Harold.
And he is bad company.
Stay away from him.
I promised my dad I
wouldn't let you in.
But something you want
to see.
Why couldn't we have
just met on the ground?
Because the view is better up
here.
Follow me.
Hey that's mine.
You said you
didn't want it back.
I do, it was the last
thing my mom gave me.
Yeah I know, she
kicked the bucket.
You're asking for trouble.
Why that's my bike.
It was stolen from me.
That little witch
is Raja's niece.
But she's so fair.
Crocodile meat remember?
She's just a girl.
Oh my God.
Excuse me.
This is my bike and your
uncle Raja stole it from me.
This is my bike, my
uncle got it for me.
Thanks for keeping
it safe, I think.
Who's looking for?
Come, come on.
You want some?
Touch my partner one more time
and you'll have yourself a case.
And I'll break your face.
One time, now get out, move.
And you just get out.
She still has my bike.
Don't worry we'll get it back
I'm telling you.
Do you really think that
we can get my bike back?
Of course, we just
need to bring Raja down.
Put the dog in jail, then
you'll get your bike back
and Reggie will get a real job.
With money,.
But why do you need me?
Every hero has a
partner, don't you know?
Didn't you watch Sholay?
Doesn't matter anyway cause
You don't wanna be a hero.
Maybe you can show me?
How do I know you
won't chicken out?
Cross my heart, hope to die.
No man, don't die
and all just prove it.
How?
Jump.
What?
Jump down from here.
Lesson one, don't
think, just jump.
I'm alive.
So you think you can handle
the heat?
A pinky promise can
never be broken.
It is sacred like cows.
Cows?
Never mind that.
Are we gonna bring
down the demon Raja?
Partners, ?
I know what a pinky
promise is, my mom taught me.
Put it here.
Put what?
Hey you're a funny.
Hey, what ya got there?
You've been shopping?
Nice, nice.
You said month end.
This back of mine.
Did you get paid.
What am I supposed
to do with this?
I love them, I love them all.
Lesson two if you
want to be a hero
you must act like a hero.
This is gonna be so.
Sh, shut up.
Harold, I
got the TV connected,
you want to watch the news?
News?
Nope, I'm okay,
I'm going to bed.
It's only six pm.
I know.
Hey, how's it?
Raja's car must be fast.
Yeah, it's a
V8, Reggie had one
just like it with
styling rims and all.
Really?
,
he was a drag racer, the best.
He had trophies lined
up all over the wall.
What happened?
Sold them.
No to the drag racing.
He crashed big time.
No ways.
Yeah, he even broke
his back in the accident.
Is that why he takes
the medicine from Raja?
Pack up.
We need to get in there.
We also need evidence
of illegal activity.
Illegal what, what?
To prove that Raja's a crook.
Oh we'll find evidence.
Come on, let's,
But the film isn't over.
Don't worry, we'll
catch it next time.
I've got an idea.
How's it going Size?
, what you want?
Raja said you were
looking for help.
To clean the club.
Raja?
Yeah man, for
five bob each man.
Me and my friend will
make the club spotless.
What you say?
And you'll have more time to
read your comics while we clean.
What you taking
so long for Size?
This is our last offer,
take it or leave it
Hey boss, come hear this.
Lesson three
heroes never leave
their partners in a
no matter what.
Poo man, you and
your queens English.
What's this?
Reggie's kid says.
Says were looking for
,
to clean the club.
What do you know
about cleaning?
Try us and see, come on man.
You and the
got some nerve coming here.
But okay.
Let's see if one Chetty
is good for something.
Come tomorrow, ten o'clock.
Did you wet your pants?
No I didn't.
I almost did.
Okay
maybe just a little.
My dancing, it was
the best wasn't it?
And also what
was that swirly thing?
But my dancing, it cracked
the whole floor over there.
Ticky.
Come.
Come on, she don't bite.
Where's ma?
Sh.
Oh, okay.
Money man came to collect.
I got for you and something.
Get my props, go get.
Watch this.
Now who's worrying an old
lady on this bloody hot day?
Can't you let me die in peace.
I'm sorry ma but the
neighbors down the road said
that this is the correct
house for the Chetty's.
Are you calling me a liar?
I'm at deaths door son.
Will a dying old lady lie?
And there's no, no
Chetty's living here,
now get, get before I hit
you with my stick, get out!
How was that?
Tops ma, tops.
What's?
Dad have you ever watched
a Bollywood movie?
No, never.
Who's been telling
you about Bollywood?
No, no one I read
it in the news paper.
Apparently they're
very interesting films.
Far from true Harold.
That stuff will turn your
brains into candy floss.
We don't want that now do we?
No.
The good news is you're in
but the cartel doesn't
wanna deal with small fry.
They wanna make sure
you can move quantity.
They want you to move this.
That's 200 k's worth of white.
My man I'm the main man in
these parts.
Where to?
Mbabane and it's dangerous.
There's a good chance
you're delivery guy's
gonna get caught either
by the cops or a rival
gang if he's not careful.
No worries, we know
just the guy for the job.
What if he fails?
Worst case scenario,
I pay the 200,000.
It's my head on the
block and yours Raj.
You don't wanna mess
with these people.
Easy peasy my man,
relax, don't worry
my man Reggie is desperate
enough for this job.
Be cool,
unless you wanna
be six feet under.
That lousy piece of
shit, I'll cut him,
I'll poke him.
Who does he think he is, he's
putting Reggie in danger.
Maybe this is
going to be easy,
now there's evidence the
police just need to find it.
Let's finish this quick,
we've got some serious
business to handle now.
What's this thing?
Typewriter, we can use it
to type a letter to
the police chief.
I knew you had some brains.
My dad used to write stories
for the newspaper about
crazy people and criminals.
But now he only writes
about dead people.
Why?
Dead people don't read papers
Okay what should it say?
Veerasamy, listen here.
There's a bad crook
name Raja, lock him up.
Station commander.
Harold, who were
you talking to.
No one, myself.
What are you doing
with they typewriter?
Practicing.
Okay.
Ticky.
Mrs. Pillay did you put
this letter on my desk?
That's 1,000.
Why now?
How you bro.
Like I'm up to
something and all?
Who looked after you
since the accident?
You was a cripple, no
one could hire you.
What you
want for this kindness?
Kindness.
Yeah that's more like it.
Have an important
delivery for you to make.
For that.
You get this 1,000.
Come back safely I'll give
you another four clips.
How does that sound?
You will
never catch me.
What's this?
Where's the owner
of this night club?
Raja you have some visitors.
The commander gonna.
Chief.
Hey Raj.
Hi man I just came to check on
the preparation for
the wedding reception.
We all set here, we had
the place spring
cleaned and everything.
See you using child labor hey?
More like baby sitting.
Listen the wife and some
ladies are going to come later
to check up on the
decorations and all that.
No hassle.
Bro, come here.
You got to be careful, I found
this on my desk this morning.
You can't expect me
to turn a blind eye
with things like
this lying around.
Find the leak, plug it.
No worries.
No one messes with me.
It can only be
one of two people.
Change of plans.
Someone told the pigs
about the merchandise,
move it somewhere else.
Sure boss.
He knows it's us, he
looked straight at me.
If he thought it was us we'd
be sleeping with the crocodiles.
He looked at me because
he thinks it's Reggie.
We need to warn him now.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here, have some.
Hey Ticky, come
have some cake.
What's going on?
Why didn't Raja you?
What?
He thinks you ratted him
out to the police right?
Hey wait
now, how you knew that?
If you were at the
club you would know.
Hey, what you
were doing there?
Trying to earn some
money for the family,
only difference is
my money comes home.
That's no place of.
Why're you doing a
dirty dogs business?
Why you got so much money here?
Why you can't even see
that he's setting you up.
I'm a child and I can see that.
Don't do the delivery for
him Reggie, don't do it.
What's he saying Reg?
What's Ticky talking about?
Hey never mind, here take her.
What do we do now?
What is it Harold?
Have a grown another head?
When will you be able to
write real stores again,
not just about dead people?
I'm new there
Harold, I can't really
be sticking my neck out.
Besides people who die are owed
the respect of a proper tribute.
It's an important job.
Yes but you said
criminals should
be taken off the street
and be locked up.
If you knew about one,
could you write a story?
Has that thug and
his goon been coming
around here while I'm at work?
No.
Good, that would be terrible.
Yes but wouldn't you like to
see someone like him in jail?
Writing the obituaries
suits me right now.
Ever since your mom.
We've had enough change for now.
My dads here,
it's his day off.
We have to go to the club,
it's now or never.
I can't today.
We'll be back before he
even notices you're gone.
Besides he's asleep.
There's Size.
Come my friend.
What are we doing here?
What's the plan?
Let's see first.
Size has
gone inside now.
Those two people,
look dancers.
Hey how's it going?
Wedding we have here.
Hey top outfits man.
Come let's go in.
You know me Raj,
I swear I'm a man of my word.
Take this out back
and teach him a lesson.
Okay, come on.
What the, Raja think about
it, why would I rat you out?
My life is at stake here.
You weren't
trying to set me up?
This couldn't be me, I
don't even own a typewriter.
If it's not Reggie and
it's not you, then who is it?
You're not trying to get
out of the deal are you?
That would be a bad thing,
that would be a very bad thing.
Shut up.
Where's the contact details?
You have to move
the product tonight
otherwise you're gonna
miss the deadline.
Get Reggie.
After this circus is
done he can get going.
Reggie can't go.
Why don't we destroy the
drugs, no drugs no delivery.
But it also means no evidence.
Raja won't go to jail and
you won't get your bike back.
You're dads life more
important than my bike.
Serious?
Okay, we need to get
into Raja's office.
How will we,
remember it's locked?
Hey.
Harold.
Harold?
Hells there's the devil Leila.
Let's.
There you are, there you are.
Hey time to go onto the stage,
the guests need
some entertainment.
Sorry commander, my stomach,
I must go to the toilet.
She must dance without me,
she can do very good Sirdevi.
Make a distraction.
It's a number two sir,
it's a number two.
Sirdevi huh?
Very good my girl.
You go onto the stage and
you entertain the guests.
Hey DJ hit us with
Sirdevi number there.
Oh look, I can
see her fat stomach.
Boss, who's the mamba.
Poor peoples money, bastards.
Ram, Sita, ?
And you.
Yes.
Hey disco dancer, you
don't look very sick to me.
Come here, I paid for
two dancers you little.
Ticky!
Ticky!
Ticky!
Ticky!
Ticky?
Excuse me Mrs. Chetty.
Hello Dev how are you?
I'm okay, have you seen
Harold by any chance?
You don't think maybe
he's with Ticky?
Maybe they're
probably playing.
Okay, thank you Mrs. Chetty.
Okay.
bro,
it was touch and go hey?
Hey man what you
giving me daggers for?
What's this you off
your rocker.
My dad was right,
I should never have
made friends with you.
Relax, I got the
drugs and more see?
Without all this
stuff Raja can't
pay Mr. White
don't you see that?
Where were you?
You left me back
there all alone.
You broke the rule,
heroes never leave
their partners in the
poo no matter what.
You're a liar like your
drug addicted father.
And you're a fat
coward like your father.
If he wasn't such a wuss
you still would have
that stupid bike.
You're hero lessons
are stupid like you,
and now they're gonna
get me killed to.
Raja saw me, he saw my face.
You and your stupid
Bollywood heroes,
they're just people
pretending to be heroes.
This is real life,
not Bollywood.
Harold are you okay?
I'm fine.
Don't worry dad, I'm never
gonna see Ticky again.
You were right about everything.
You wanna tell
me what happened?
Not today.
Dad?
Do you miss mom?
Very much.
Spell perseverance
P E R.
S E R.
V E R.
Where were you?
You left me back
there all alone.
You broke the rule,
heroes never leave
their partners in the
poo, no matter what.
Boss we've been robbed.
What?
The money, the
drugs, it's all gone.
What!
Reggie.
This is you Reggie,
where were you?
,
don't be ridiculous Raja.
Since Size fetched me
I've been here only,
man with you or with him.
Oh.
What?
Reggie this is your rubbish
job and that fat kid.
Ah it makes sense.
That song and dance, the
little shits stole from me.
Hey they're just,
they couldn't have done this.
Size, get me my gun.
Somethings going Chetty
Chetty bang bang tonight.
Baboo?
Baboo?
Okay you don't have to speak
to me again, it's fine.
I messed up.
I didn't mean to get
you into trouble.
You can stay with me.
I just wanted to say sorry.
You heard?
I'm sorry.
You're right this is real life.
Bro what the hell man?
There's no need for
these dramatics.
Tammy go into the room and
lock yourself up with Tina.
Reggie, what is this?
What is this crook and his
ogre doing in my house?
Hey you bloody rascal.
You think you're too
big for your boots now,
you bloody over grown idiot.
Always had a mouth
on you Charmaine.
Keep running it,
and you'll be sorry.
Oh yeah, sorry for what?
Where's that
devil child of your?
Your the devil, what
do you want with my son?
That little shit stole from
me, I want what's mine back.
Well as you can
see he is not here
and we don't know where he is.
So I would appreciate
you leaving my house.
Not gonna happen lovey.
If I don't get my package someone
gonna get hurt very badly.
Raja take it easy man.
Relax, hey put the gun away.
We'll sort this
misunderstanding out man.
Listen here preggie.
You and old lady wrinkle
bags sit down and shut up.
At this rate it's gonna
be a very long night,
and I'm a very angry man.
Size, take this
nincompoop and go get me
the and the fat kid, go.
You okay?
Please, leave my boy alone.
Don't fret laddie.
Come I promise I won't
let them hurt you.
Anything happen to my
baby I'll kill you vermin.
Hey you rascal come here.
Come here.
I'm gonna cut you
to little pieces,
and make samp and
feed you to the dogs.
So you got moves
huh there laddie?
Who do you think you are?
Amithabh Bachchan?
Where's your friend huh?
I don't know.
Tell them what
you know Harold.
Let try this again, if
I don't get my stuff back.
I'm going to kill your.
I haven't seen him
since we had a fight.
I'm telling you the
truth, I don't know.
Raja man.
He don't know nothing bro,
can't you see he's
too scared to lie?
I'll kill you first then.
Hey shit bag animal.
Come here you little pest.
Let them go first,
I'm the one you want.
I'm the only one who
knows where your dirt is,
let them go and
I'll take you to it.
Ma!
Let ma go now!
Let ma go!
No ones going anywhere.
Ticky tell him where it is.
Let them go first
then I'll tell.
Size this kid
thinks I'm playing.
I'll finish you Reggie,
beat it out of him.
Big guy like you gonna fall
hard.
I've had enough.
Now you'll take me seriously.
Ticky!
Look what
you made me do.
Don't die Ticky, don't die.
You're my only friend.
I'm sorry to.
I know you're a hero, a real
hero like Rajini, Bachchan,
and the other fellow.
But more important
you're my true friend.
Please don't die Ticky.
My mom would have
liked you a lot.
She was my best friend to.
Don't die Ticky.
Hey, I'm not dead yet,.
I'm hit bro, I'm never gonna
make it you have
to save everyone.
I can't leave you here.
You have to.
I'm scared.
You know how to.
How?
Lesson two.
What now boss.
Check if that little
piece of shit is alive.
Well, is he a goner?
Correct.
Lesson
two if you wanna
be a hero you must
act like a hero.
Hey.
Where's you're fat kid?
Hey you shit bag animal bozo.
Looking for these?
Size!
I'm fading ma, I'm fading.
It's over, my time is finished.
Ticky, oh Ticky.
Get that piece of shit now!
You little shit.
I'm gonna kill you!
Go get that thing!
My boss you shot my foot!
My cab, bugger your foot man.
My cab!
Ticky, why are you
leaving me Ticky?
How can you do this Ticky?
Ticky.
Ticky!
It's just a scratch man,
you must stop this drama.
A scratch, I'm not dying?
No.
But it felt like.
Ma.
Character.
Take care of ma.
I'm going to kill these.
Look what they did to my cab.
Oh ma, my foot.
Bugger your foot man my cab.
Hey bro
don't think just jump.
Hey you
shit bag animals!
Take that you.
Charms, babes.
Reggie go help the boys,
I'll take care of things here.
The babies coming, help me.
I'll call the ambulance
then I'll come back.
Don't worry everything's
gonna be fine.
No!
The baby is not waiting
for any ambulance,
go grab some towels and
we have to do it now, go.
Breath, breath.
Now I've got you you
little piece of shit.
Let my go.
The cops are on their way.
And not that commander
friend of yours, Veerasamy.
I made sure of that.
Hell Reggie come
on, you and I.
Hey what you did
today was very brave.
I wish you hadn't
been forced to do it.
It's okay.
It's not okay, if
anything happened to you.
I lost my way for a long time.
It's time I did the right thing.
I talked it over with
your mom and she agrees.
I'm going to give
myself up Ticky.
But us, the baby?
I'll help the police
with their case.
It's what I need to do.
To be a good father
to you, Tammy, Tina,
and this little one.
So what would a
hero say to that?
Go and take it like a man.
Hey you know you
got three sisters now?
God have mercy on me.
Come on man, I need protecting,
what's your price bro?
Come on man.
Hey what's your, hey, hey!
Size, Size where are you man?
Size, I'm talking to you.
You thick mutt,
do something man.
You're laughing, your
laugh, laugh I'll show you,
I'll show all of you.
Leila, Leila tell my
sister I need bail money.
Listen here woman, this
bike belongs to my friend,
his mother gave it to
him before she died,
I promised I'd get
it back for him,
I'm gonna take this
now, please don't
create any more.
I've had enough for one day.
I guess I now have a
story to right, right Baboo?
Thank you very much.
A promise is a promise.
Now let's break it
down like Bachchan.
One ticket to the South Coast.
What's happening?
Excuse me sir, I'm
sorry about this.
Knocking is out of fashion?
But we have to take
you in for questioning.
Come with us please.
I drink beer with your father.
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You've got no respect
show that auntie some care ♪
♪ Pick up all the packets
and toss it over there ♪
♪ An uncle falling down and
his hands always shake ♪
♪ When you're
standing by the mall ♪
♪ And you're flashing
all your teeth ♪
♪ Tuck your shirt inside,
comb your hair neat ♪
♪ Better watch your back cause
I'm checking out this rhyme ♪
♪ my arms would be swine ♪
♪ Swine your face like
look into a shadow ♪
♪ My friends call me Baboo,
I'm the Indian Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pull up your laces watch
how you talking or you ♪
♪ and your friends will
be on the floor packing ♪
♪ Cause you only gonna
fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ Yeah you're only
gonna fight for me now ♪
♪ Your only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ You're talking
to your teacher ♪
♪ You say sir you say ma'am ♪
♪ You never dice or oh
with the over head cam ♪
♪ You're fishing by the logs
you leave the place neat ♪
♪ When you've had a wedding
you dance to the sweets ♪
♪ Now you got your self a cherry
like a laugh with not salts ♪
♪ But ♪
♪ You better watch your back
cause we have got no spies ♪
♪ One two claps my
arms gonna Vibe ♪
♪ Swine to your face
like no need to shadow ♪
♪ My friends call me Ticky
I'm the Indian Jack Sparrow ♪
♪ Pull up your laces
watch how you talking ♪
♪ Or you and your friends
will be on the floor packing ♪
♪ Cause you're only
gonna fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ Watch yourself rise ♪
♪ Cause you're only
gonna fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for me now ♪
♪ You're only gonna
fight for him now ♪
♪ Watch yourself out ♪
♪ Watch yourself ♪