Kelly from the Emerald Isle (1913) - full transcript

- don't know... wait
- right.

ok, ok...

- grab...
- grab him.

No, this bastard...this fucker...

dare stab a police officer?
...you shit!

what are you doing?
take me to the yellow float.

where are we going?
the yellow float is over there.

this is not it...

hey, where are those fuckers?
where is that ugly-ass?

Bring the boat.

god damn it!



where is she?

asshole...

what the...?!

hey, anybody there?

aren't you open for business?

damn it.

go away.

get the fuck away from me!

what are you, crazy?

l'm not your man.

l can leave whenever l want to,
you whore!

what color do you like?

me?

uh, purple.



purple? that's too far.

Farther the better. let's go.

- ok, let's go to the purple one.
- get on...

was it good?

yeah, of course.

got it.

- wow
- man, oh wow

lt's so alive.

oh, shit.

do you any idea how much that costs?

operator, operator!
get me the local divers.

- what, it's a scooter.
- what's it doing here?