Kalyana Vaibhogame (2016) - full transcript

Sri Ranjith Movies.
Production No. 16.

All the best!

Hello, Suman! Can you hear me?

A 24 year old youth is
hanging from a building here.

It seems he works for
a gaming software company.

Is there another way
to go to the terrace?

We still don't know if this
is a suicide or a murder attempt.

If this is a suicide,
the reason might be depression.

Everyone is watching him.

My name is Shourya.

The day I was born
was 29th December, 1992.



The day I will die is today.

There is a small line
between these two days.

That is life.
A small beautiful life.

Game over.

They say a person sees
his whole life before his eyes

just before his death.

Darn! This is the story of my life!

It is my bachelor's party
but they are bouncing him.

Abhay! This is your party.

Our friends got very
excited after seeing

the wonderful gift I brought
for you. Please don't mind.

A gift? - Hmm.

For me? - Yes. - Abhay

Abhay! Abhay!



This is my gift?

From tomorrow,
this will be your Taj Mahal

your White House
and your permanent house.

You will have a house
but it won't be yours.

You will have a TV,
but the channels won't be yours.

Your cupboard and
bedroom won't be yours.

In fact, your own life
won't be yours anymore.

So this will be the
only place left for you

to cry your heart
out and to wipe your tears.

The throne is yours, O King!
Go ahead and sit on it.

Come on, I say.
- Hello! I chose love marriage.

Nothing of that sort
is going to happen to me.

Your life takes a twisted
turn as soon as you place

the ominous word marriage
beside the word love.

If I've to describe this
to you in the gaming language

from now onwards your
life is like Temple Run.

You'll die if you stop running.

God Himself can't save
you from this Angry Bird.

Basically Bro,
your candy is crushed forever.

See!

How?

‘Baby, where the hell are you?’

‘I’ve been waiting for from 8:30.’

‘You told me that you’ll be
here in half an hour.'

'You know how much
time it takes to get here?’

‘You’re never come on time.
I’ll never trust you again.'

'I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.’

He can change his cell phone
but not his wife. He’s done for.

Shut up!

Are you married? No.

Are you married? No.

Are you married?

Then why the bloody crazy fish fry the
Istanbul sentimental space ship of the

condemnation of dictation of
the examination of your faces?

Wow, man!

“I married lady named Lily.”

“She’s my best friend’s sister.”

“I thinner, she thicker.
I blacker, she whiter.”

“I and she so romantic but yeah.”

Really?

“I love to wash the clothes.”

“She loves to hand me the soap.”

“Every day I cook the food.”

“And happily, she eats full meals.”

“I washer, I cleaner,
I cooker, I scrubber.”

Scrubber?

“She getting anger,
doesn’t hold it for longer.”

“Pinching me, hitting me,
kicking me, punching me.”

So cute, dude.

“She calms down on the spot.”

“Another word from her and I get angry.
Sweet life with cute wife.”

This is not a sweet life.
It’s hell, man. Sucker!

“She’d kill me if I don’t say that!”

That’s why this is my kind
advice to all humankind.

“Advice, advice, advice.”

Poor Abhay!

He looks like a lost chicken
found at Panjagutta Flyover.

Your words must have
confused him even more.

Friends are supposed
to help each other.

Even though my words
hurt him today

later he'll keep my photo
as a wallpaper and worship me.

You rascal! Jhansi in 7th class.
Swathi in 10th class.

You knew I was interested
in them but you snatched them up.

This time around,
I was very careful and for 3 years

I secretly dated Soumya
without informing any of you.

I fell in love with her
and convinced her to marry me.

But what did you do?

You tried to ruin that as well.

You'll get married before
me and you will suffer badly.

You will wash pajamas,
skirts and live a miserable life.

This is Abhay's curse! I curse you!

Curse my foot!

I'm a Superman
wearing red underwear.

Nobody can harm me.

I will get a one million dollar US
project in two months.

Once I step into New York,
I will never come back.

Catching me will be difficult,
impossible even.

Run like in the movie
'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag'.

Like him.

What?

No!

No!

How could she do that?

She did it as easily as
popping a mint in her mouth.

It looks nice in
video games and movies

but seeing a lady beat
up a man in real life was scary.

Abhay!

I have a doubt.

You better see if Soumya
is capable of such action.

How could she do that?

I don't think he'll
want to get married now.

How could she do that?

Huh!
- Brother!

What? Didn't you like it?

I made the corrections you wanted.

Oh dear!
What else do you want me to do?

Answer me. - I want

Shourya!
When are going for the demo?

Hey! Who is this Spiderman?

The gaming expert who
tested Road Ramper game

and helped me to fix it.
My little brother.

Meet Kartik. - Hi, Kartik!

He hugs anyone who
says hello to him.

He had 4 days holidays,
so he came to Hyderabad.

Going back today.
- That's enough. Go bring your bag.

Otherwise you will miss your flight.

Come - Let's go, Spiderman.

What is that look?
Are you feeling sorry for him?

He is not dying from cancer.
Just Down's Syndrome.

It is a condition he was born with.

He has more chromosomes than us.

That's why he does things
in a different way. That's it.

I see. - Did you feel
anything when he hugged you?

I felt something.
- Really? Check your phone.

Huh? - He stole it.

He will crack your password

and read all your messages.
Go bring your phone.

Go quickly.

Hello! Yes, dad!

What?

Hello! Hello! Can you hear me?

Uncle, I'm Ramu from Vizag.

Grandma Jhansi Laxmi
is very serious.

No, no, the doctor said
that she will die this time.

He said that she has
only a couple of hours left.

All of you please come
here as soon as possible.

Hello! Hello!

I lost my mother when
I was just 5 years old.

My grandma raised me
and my brother so lovingly.

Now I have to pour Holy
Basil water in her mouth.

By the way, did anyone
bring the Holy Basil water?

Shourya! - Hmm?

Where is your brother?

He is at Aunt Laxmi's house, mom.

Is Mr. Shyam's family
coming from America?

I informed everyone.
But it is difficult for them

to come immediately.
They will come for the main ritual.

I feel these are just excuses.

Last minute flight
tickets will be expensive.

And they don't spend a
single rupee without discount.

You know that well. - I want
to know who all are coming because

then we can decide if
we should wait for everyone

or take grandma's
body today itself.

No, no, let's finish it today.

Gnyanapuram is close-by.

They have electric cremation there.

Everything will be done in a second.

Listen! Whenever we
bought fish in the market

she always insisted that
she would cut the fish herself.

She cleaned the scales
with ashes and then cooked them.

When she cooked fish curry

the whole street could
smell the delicious aroma.

She told me a thousand
times to learn the recipe.

I was a lazy woman.
I didn't listen to her.

Now she can't tell me
even if I'm ready to learn.

I'll never have the chance
to eat her fish curry again.

I'm so unfortunate.
What can I do?

Satti! - Yes, mother?

They have 'Samosa' (stuffed
and deep fried dumplings)

in the canteen.
Buy them for me and call me outside.

I'll come out.
Don't let anyone see them.

Otherwise everybody will
just be jealous. Come on, go.

Okay. - Oh dear!

Hello, Doctor! - Yes?

You said that she has only
a couple of hours left. - Hmm!

Now the time is 10:30 am.

Will grandma die
by 12:30 or 1:00 pm?

What is your doubt?

No. After what you said,
I've no doubt that she will die.

But then,
actually you know how it works.

We want to go for
the electric cremation.

And there are power-cuts
in Vishakapatnam

between 2:00 to 6:00 pm.

So, if she dies before that

Do you want me to kill her?
- Not at all.

I'm not asking you to do that.

I know that she will definitely
die as you said. - Huh?

Forget it. We will do what we can.

Brother! Actually, we don't
have confirmation that she will die.

Action!

Excuse me, the patient is conscious.

Huh?

Grandma! Grandma!

We are 100% sure that
she will die this time. Yes.

No, the doctors are good.
I told you, she will die.

Everyone ran inside now
to see her for the last time.

Oh dear! Listen to me.
Just take the next flight

Excuse me!
She is out of danger. - What?

Out of danger?
What kind of torture is this?

This is the third
time in this month.

You take that old lady
and put her on a bed.

I call up everyone like a crazy man.

Everyone comes rushing
in a flight or a train.

When everyone is finally
here the old lady sits up again.

What is going on?
Answer my question.

What kind of torture is this?

Grandma! Grandma!

Hmm? JLo Darling! What is this?

How are you feeling?

You're making everyone crazy.

You should've been
named Jennifer Lopez

instead of Jhansi Laxmi Bai.

If you can make people
crazy at this age

I wonder what you would've
done when you were young.

You never let anyone catch you. You
make everybody dance to your tunes.

I should pull your cheeks.

Okay, are you on Facebook? No?

Keep yourselves updated.

We used to take 3 months
to say hi to a girl.

Now, they say hi to us
when we send a friend request.

I've been meeting
all my old friends.

Even total strangers
are my friends now.

Really? - Yes.

I'm here. - Oh!

I will call you later.
- What are you doing on FB?

You opened an account
for me so that

I can stay in
touch with my friends.

I asked you to stay in touch
with your friends not my friends.

I know your friends too.

So? You'll send a
request in FB and say Hi?

Why did you post Dipti's photos?

I didn't post those. She tagged me.

Sweety saw all the
photos that you tagged.

Why wasn't Sweety
there in those photos?

Dipti and Sweety
can't stand each other.

You are a common friend.
Help them to patch up.

Don't let them fight like that.
- They are fighting for me.

Huh? Oh I see.

But why are you chatting
with my friends, dad? - Wait!

Looks like your
mom is in a good mood?

Sir, there is a
curfew in the kitchen.

Don't go there. I'm warning you.

A person should scold or
hit someone when he is angry.

Why does madam prefer
to cook when she is angry?

She has made 12 curries
and 3 kinds of stir-fry.

It's okay if she just
cooks and forgets about them.

She gets upset if we
don't eat all that food.

But I like her style of revenge.

My grandma raised
me with so much love.

I was so scared to see
her in the hospital that day.

She is alive.
Why are you crying now?

I'm glad that she is alive.
If something happened to her

What is my grandma's wish?

She wants to see Shourya's wedding.
That's it.

I've been begging them
for the past 6 months.

But nobody in this house
is paying any attention.

They will listen, don't worry.

What is Shourya's age?
He is same age as my eldest son.

Shut up. I already gave
birth to him at that age.

But times have changed.

Nothing has changed.
I'm an unfortunate woman, that's it.

So much is going on

but do you know
what my husband said?

He didn't say a word.

He will not ask his
son to get married.

After retiring he
became like a young boy.

Your husband is not so old.

Get up.

Don't you have a
husband and a family?

Will you sit in my house
24 hours a day? Go away.

Possessiveness. I like it.

Stop! Will you go if
I ask you to go? Sit down.

Sit down.

Look, Prasad!
You both can continue your romance.

Why do you want to
force me into marriage?

You have no choice, my son.

A man should endure all such things,
even marriage. - Dude!

Hi, Nagamani! I'm here!

Hi! - Oh dear! - Come on.

I was just thinking of you.

I-pad Ammakka will appear
as soon as you think of her.

Who is this?

My friend Laxmi.

You are a beautiful woman.

Look at me. Oh, my God! It’s so
hot and I’ve got to wear this wig.

I hate these summers, these
wigs and these troubles. - Ma'am

Nagamani is my friend.
We can talk freely before her.

That won't be a problem at all.

This is something called
a corporation look.

This girl made me
dress up like this.

Corporate look, ma'am.

Oh dear!

Since I deal with rayal
families all the time

I have to look a particular way.
- Royal families, ma'am.

Oh God! I can't take this anymore.

I called her from Kerala
to teach me English.

I haven't learnt to
speak any English yet

but she found a Telugu boy,
got married to him

and learnt to speak Telugu.

Please find someone for my son,
Ammakka.

Of course, Nagamani.

This is I-pad 2. It has photos
of all average looking girls.

This is I-pad 3. All high-class
families. Posh looking girls.

This is Apple. You have seen
ripe guavas bitten by parrots

similarly they are selling
this with an apple bitten by a rat.

It is very expensive.

If we put your son's degrees,
complexion, height

and photos in this and run it,
it will make farings. - Ma'am

Be quiet. I know.

Watch the show.
- Look at this girl. Isn't she nice?

She is okay. But she is a bit dark.

She looks better now.

Her complexion improved
a lot after she bought

10 kilos of Fair and
Lovely cream and applied it.

After a month, she will
look like a whitewashed wall.

What is this, Ammakka?

None of these girls are good.

Don't say that. Within a week,
if I don't impress you

by bringing a beautiful
girl to meet your son

I-pad Ammakka
will change her name.

I swear on Laxmi. Done.

Your mom is on a roll.
- I don't care what she does.

Once I go to Hyderabad
I will never come back here.

What if you mom calls you?
- That will be a definite no.

Then I’m definitely not coming.

Stop it.

The girl's father is Mr.
Umamaheshwar Rao. - Oh!

He is on a very
big post in Bejawada.

He has power plants,
lands, fields and lots of property.

He has a very good
name in politics too.

Do you think it is wrong
for youths to desire freedom?

You tell me what freedom is.

Is it freedom to roam
around the city at nights

forgetting if you
are a girl or a boy?

In our society,
especially girls have more freedom

but lesser values today.

Then why did you send
your daughter to another city

to study medicine?

She is Umamaheshwar Rao's daughter.

I'm sitting here but I can
tell you what she is doing there.

Education brings knowledge.

But it is our responsibility
to teach them good values.

Now let's talk about
the girl's mother.

Her name is Prameela. Prameela Devi.

She is from a family of kings.
But she is very simple.

She looks like Goddess
Laxmi draped in a cotton sari.

Forget the girl's parents.
Tell us about the girl.

She is a very beautiful girl.
Incomparable beauty. -Wow.

She is studying to be
a doctor in our Hyderabad.

She is not like the girls of
this generation. - A Hyderabad girl.

She will give her life
for culture and values.

'So we are going
to see a dead body.'

Her way of talking, her grace,
it is so beautiful to see.

You can't take your eyes off her.

She is like Angelina.

Angel, ma'am.
Angelina is a Hollywood actress.

She looks even better than her.

Brother, please ask them
any questions if you want. Ask.

You studied in
St. Anne's College in Eluru, right?

1992 batch.

Yes. - Yes.

Please have some drinks.

You said that your daughter
is studying medicine.

What is she planning
to do after her college?

In intermediate college
she came first in the whole state.

We let her continue studying

because we didn't want
to make her sit at home.

We can stop it as soon
as the wedding date is fixed.

My brother in law doesn't
like girls to go out of the house

and take up a job.

The girl looks exactly
like her mother.

She looks even prettier in person
than in photos. See her. See her.

I won't see her even if I die.

Lift your head, dear.

See her now, son. Please.

I won't.
I came because you asked me to.

Is it the same girl? Are you sure?

She is the same girl.

She has an unpretentious
family like you see

in those Kala Mandir
sari advertisements.

I'm scared that they have
a factionist style flashback.

Rowdy-ism is more famous
in Vijayawada than faction-ism.

Take my advice and
escape from there.

I have a doubt.
I'm sure you fell in love with her

after seeing her kidnap that man.

So every girl looks
like her to you. Lol.

Okay. If you want to ask
me anything, send me a text.

I will reply.
- Actually I

I need
I need to ask you something.

That day That day There

Which day? Where?

There Outside that pub

you dragged one man into
a Sumo and took off, right?

What pub? What pub? What Sumo?

A man was running like in
the movie 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag'

you were chasing him,
then the Sumo, kidnap

do you remember it now?
- What nonsense?

You must be mistaken. I'm a doctor.

But I think you
are a better actress.

Alright, I will ask your dad.

Wait! - Hmm? - Please.

I'm working as an intern
in Hyderabad Gandhi Hospital.

Please save him, Doctor.- Okay,
okay. He will be fine.

Did you give him the injection?

Sir, we got the new
stock just two days back.

How can it be over so soon?

There's a shop outside the hospital.

Ask them to buy it from there.

If they had the money to
buy why would they come here, sir?

They would go to private hospitals.

I don't need to give
you an explanation.

I refuse to accept this.
- Get out! - Sorry, sir.

I'll definitely complain about this.
- Get out! - Come out.

You can't do whatever
you want to do. - Get out!

'Later I came to know
that the medical shop'

'outside the hospital
belongs to his younger brother.'

'He was sending 80% of
the medicines to the shop.'

'Then I decided that the
best way to deal with a thief'

'is to steal from him.'

'But due to my bad luck
the watchman caught us.'

Who is that?

Oh no!

'And you saw me while
I was trying to catch him.'

Did you kill him?

No, that wasn't necessary.

I gave him a bottle of
liquor and 5,000 rupees in cash.

Now he is quiet.
- Thank God! You are too good.

So, since we are confessing things

I need to tell you something.

I don't want to get married.

I mean it is not about you.

Basically I don't want
to get married at all.

That's what I meant.

That's exactly what I wanted to say.

I don't want to get married as well.
- That's a big relief.

It would be so awesome
to smoke a cigarette right now.

Is Kings okay?
- Even Lights is okay.

What did you say?
- You want it or not?

Yes.

You are very brave.

This house was built long back.

My grandfather had built it.

Made each other, aren't they? - Yes.

Ma'am! Made for each other.

I know.

Just look at them. They
are imagining us singing a duet.

We are dead. - There's
another big balcony there. Come.

Right.

Hmm.

Do you want me to light it?

No need. Just this
feeling is enough for me.

Huh? What kind of madness is that?

If I really smoke this cigarette,
my lungs will become like this.

Oh God! Darn! Horrible!

Hello! Choose medicine
or photography, one of them.

Is it necessary to
combine both of them?

My wish.

Why don't you want to get married?

Do you have a girlfriend?
Or is it something else

Nothing of that sort.

My family is trying
to get me married

because my mom's
grandmother is going to die.

Tomorrow they will
ask me to have children

because my mom has
diabetes and my dad has BP.

I'm just 23.
I need to see and do so many things.

I have to travel around
this beautiful world.

I have to share my
love with many girls.

I have to start a
million dollar company.

Hmm. Basically I have
to live my life for myself

like how I want to live it.
Isn't that correct?

I'm a selfish guy. But you
look like a simple family girl.

Why don't you get married?

This! This is what I hate!

Everyone wants to
decide what I have to do.

What did you study?

Bachelor of Computer Science.

I studied MBBS. - Oh.

State topper.

I got admission
to do Masters Degree

in the famous John
Hopkins University in US.

We can't buy an admission
there with money.

My dad announced it on
TV like it is a national issue.

He said that after my marriage

my husband will decide
what I should do next.

What the hell!

Until I get married I
have to listen to my parents.

After marriage my husband owns me.

Why can't I have the right
to decide what to do in life?

That's why I decided that
if I can escape from this

wedding nuisance
for about three months

I can then run away to US.

If I feel like seeing my mom,
I will talk to her on Skype.

I will never come back to India.
-That's best.

I will come to US as soon
as my project is approved.

We can have fun there.
Keep in touch.

We can think about US later.

What should we do with
the present problem in India?

You mean our parents?
Let me handle it.

Story, screenplay,
direction by Shourya.

Why do the mangoes taste sweet?

Are you chopping them
for the pickle? - Yes, sir.

Which tree did you pluck them from?
You idiot. Idiot.

I'm a girl too, aren't I?

In the little time
that we sat there

wouldn't I know if he
was chatting with a girl or a boy?

He got calls and texts
from five girls. - What?

When I was there with him.

How will I feel, mom?
I wish I had slapped him

When I asked her why she said

After marriage I don't
want to live with your parents.

It's okay, son.
She will talk in English

and walk around the
house like Goddess Laxmi.

What? She said she'll throw you out.

She said in English that
she wants to live separately.

What? - Yes. - Did she say that?

But you both have to
live separately in Hyderabad

after the marriage.

Right. - Yes.

That's right.
But who is she to say that?

Imagine what will
happen if that man

becomes the son
of law of this family.

Your dad will shoot him
with your grandfather's gun.

And if dad goes to prison for that,
we will sit and cry

you in a white sari
and I in a white coat.

Then people like me
will look at you with pity.

Will mom be able to bear all that,
uncle? Tell me.

What if she kills you
when I'm not in the house

like in the daily soap
'Sadist Daughter in Law'?

Look at him
- Nothing of that sort will happen.

You are praying to God
for a good daughter in law.

What will you do if you
get a wicked daughter in law?

What should we do now?

As you wish.
I will marry him if you want me to.

If he goes around with other women,
burns me

with cigarettes,
gets drunk and beats me

I will never complain to you.

Because you told me that
a wife should hide everything

for her husband's honor.

So I will hide them.
I will hide everything.

I said that. But after hearing
what you said, I'm scared.

I don't care what
happens to me, mom.

But if anybody talks against
my goddess-like mother

and god-like father, I won't
tolerate it. I will die. That's it.

Huh? Oh God!

The let's refuse this proposal.

Oh yeah! - Yes!

Yes, Prabha. I'm leaving now.
Give the keys to Anita.

Bye. - Should I pack anything else?

There's a lot of place in the bag.
Come with me.

Why? You will come again.

Again? - Do you remember
dad's friend in Australia?

Suresh uncle? - Did he die?

Shut up.

His son Balu is coming
to Hyderabad next week.

What?

Is this a game to you?
I have my exams next week, mom.

Do you really want me
to get married immediately

and serve tea and
coffee to some fool?

For God's sake, mom.

Please stop all this
nonsense for a few more days.

Your dad asked me to tell you this.
- Shut up, mom.

For everything you just say dad,
dad, and dad.

Go tell your husband that

Divya doesn't want
to get married so soon.

If you force me,
I'll never get married.

Oh! You won't talk because
I asked you to shut up?

Fine, don't tell him.
I'm not like you.

I'm his daughter.

I'm not scared.
I will speak my mind.

Once Divya says no, it is a no. Yes.

I wanted to tell
them no on their faces.

I didn't like that boy at all.

I was very sure that he
is not as innocent as he appears.

I didn't tell you this before
but Hyderabad boys are bad.

What time are you leaving?
- As soon as I finish lunch.

You remember Uncle
Suresh from Australia?

Yes. I remember, dad.

His son Kiran is coming
to Hyderabad next week.

Okay, dad. - Meet him once.

Okay.

They are a good family.
I saw the boy. He looks good.

And moreover we know
their family very well.

Okay, dad.

Is that so? Oh dear!
I thought it was a good match.

Oh dear! Don't be sad, sister.

If I can't find a sentimental
match for Shourya

where is she?
Yes. I will shave her head.

Not sentimental, ma'am.
Say sensational match.

A shaved head won't suit my face.

I will shave my head.
You can wear my wig.

You are ready to jump
into all conversations.

Sister, please don't

Inky Pinky Ponky,
Shourya is a donkey.

Shourya tried but mom cried.

'I-Pad Aunt promised
to get you married.'

'Enjoy crocodile festival, son.'

You are dead.

Now the game begins!

Item No. 1.

Hi! I'm Jyoti. - Hi!

Facebook friends call me Jo.
- Shourya.

Actually I casually
posted your name yesterday

asking, How is the name Shourya?

I got 200 likes.
That's why I decided to meet you.

Can you come this side? - Why?

Let's take a selfie
and post it on FB.

If our pair gets
at least 500 likes

then we can decide about marriage.
- Is that compulsory?

Item No. 2. - Hmm!

Hi! I'm Divya.

Yes, mummy. Shall I start?

Okay, mummy. Love you, bye.

Mummy told me that
it was inauspicious time.

That's why. - Hmm.

Hi! I'm Balu.
Son of Satyamurthy and mummy.

I mean Malini.

Yes, mummy. I didn't
tell her about my salary yet.

Should I say it including
the cuttings or

Okay, mummy. Love you, bye.

Mummy says hi to you.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

My salary package is 24 per annum.

200,000 every month. - Oh, great.

I know.

Okay, mummy. Love you, bye.

One personal question. - Hmm.

Mummy asked me to just
ask in a friendly manner

as to how much dowry your
parents are planning to give.

I see.

In Vijayawada,
the land from Krishna Barrage

to Bandar Road is all ours.

Since I'm the only daughter,
everything will be yours.

Fantastic! I mean, thank you.

I mean, welcome.

Item No. 3.

Till date, like I had 8
8 and half boyfriends.

Huh? Half?

By half I mean, there was
a boy in intermediate college.

His name is Kiran or Karan,
or something.

But I didn't like him much.

Okay. I allowed him to
call me his girlfriend on FB.

You know, like photos etc
But no touching.

Hmm? - Item No. 4.

Don't misunderstand
my age based on how I look.

I'm still 25.

I became like this because
I didn't meet anyone like you.

That's it, nothing else. - Hmm.

I already finalized a
200,000 rupees package in VLCC.

They are basically
going to fix everything

from my hair to my stomach. - Hmm!

It might take 6 months but
I'll look like this after that.

Hmm.

You may wonder why
I didn't do this earlier.

But I've been waiting till
now because I wanted to do it

after committing
to someone like you. - Hmm.

So, shall we commit to each other?

Aha! - Item No. 5.

What? Are you confused? - Huh.

I had lovely hair in the
photo and a shaved head here.

Actually one rascal
spent two years with me

in the name of love and
now found another girl. - Hmm.

He was a big fan of my hair.
So I chopped it off.

I got this tattoo for that idiot.

I decided that whoever
I will marry in the future

I will lovingly call him Bava.

But no problem,
I decided to marry you.

So this is for you. Muah!

Hey! Where is the drink?

Actually, I was fed up of
this meeting the groom nuisance.

But I was very tempted
after seeing your photo.

Shall I tell you what
my inner feeling was?

What a handsome guy!
Yes, that's what I felt.

I've decided.

You are the right man for
a girl like me. You are lucky.

Hey! What is taking so long?

Hmm.

Every guy I meet is a bigger
fool than the previous one.

I think my dad is
handpicking them for me.

I don't want to get married at all.

Mom! She is dead.

What is it, mom?
Did you select another fool for me?

I won't meet anyone.
I'm so - Hello! Divya!

Dad!

Chalapati.
Mangala Textiles owner's son.

They are our relatives.
He is going to meet you.

Talk to him. - Okay, dad.

Will it be a problem? - No.

If these meetings and talking
are difficult, just say it.

We can stop them. - Uh

I will select a good boy
from the proposals and finalize it.

Okay?

I gave your number to Chalapati.

He'll call you.
Meet him and talk to him. Bye, dear.

Okay, dad.

Hmm. Dealing with parents is an art.

They should feel that we
are listening to them. That's it.

They should feel that we
are agreeing to it. That's it.

They need to feel that
they are controlling the game.

But the remote should
be in our hands. -Aha.

Yes. Learn how to deal
with daddies and mummies.

Shourya! - Yes?

Hi! - Huh? Mom?

The watchman was correct
when he said you'll be here.

Continue drinking, dear. It is okay.

Mom, what are you doing here?

Yuck! What is this? It has no
chili or salt. It tastes horrible.

Everyone come to
my house from tomorrow.

Don't eat this tasteless food.

I'll make piping hot onion
fritters to go with beer. Yum.

Wow! - Mom! What are you doing?

Nothing, son.

You've met
at least a dozen girls till now.

You've found fault
with every girl you met.

You got a letter
from the US yesterday.

Then I understood your plan. - Yes.

You wanted to give excuses
and fool me for 3 months

so that you can
somehow escape to US.

Even though I'm not
a well educated woman

God has given
me some intelligence.

Actually you inherited
your intelligence from me.

I didn't do anything such.
-No? Okay, swear on me.

Swear on me that you will
get married before going to US.

Swear on JLo.

I don't want to swear on you or JLo.
I don't believe in it.

But I believe in it.

Say it or I will stay
here until you select a girl.

What about Kartik?
- Your dad will take care of him.

What about JLo?
- I will bring her here.

To the pub? - No, to our apartment.

Huh? - You have
three bedrooms there.

He is the only one
that lives there. - Huh?

Why waste all that space? - Huh.

What do you say? I will
cook delicious food for everyone.

Eating outside food will
cost you a lot of money.

And it is not good for health too.

Satyanarayana sir said
that on television recently.

Okay, I will get married.

I swear on JLo. I will get married.

Really? - Hmm.

May you get married very soon!

This is my first visit to a pub.
It is very good.

Mom, I've been waiting
here for 30 minutes. I'm leaving.

'He is our relative.'
- So what if he is our relative?

Divya!

Divya!

Do you remember this?
Did you forget?

You came to Uncle Seenu's
wedding when you were little.

You stabbed me with this
for snatching a sweet from you.

Did you really forget it?

They had to do a surgery
to remove it out.

I was so angry that
I wanted to slap you hard.

But my mother told
me that you are my cousin

and that you are a relative.
That's it.

The movie 'Mansanta'
was released at that time.

Do you remember at least that? - No.

Why will you remember?
You were too small.

You used to reach
up to my knees then.

What's the matter, Divya?

I heard that you are rejecting
all marriage proposals.

Did you give your heart
to me when you were a little girl?

Secret smile. Sly looks.

Hello! Yes, I'm with her.
I'm talking to her.

She came here because
her father asked her to.

She is our relative. She has given
her consent. I'll call you later.

Don't do that.
You already stabbed me once.

I almost lost my shoulder.

I can see that you are very eager.

I have some urgent
work in the hospital.

How much did you pay for this dress?

Did you spend about 10,000?

It costs 150 rupees
per meter in our shop.

You can stitch a pretty
dress in just 5 meters.

And the stitching
will cost you 250 rupees.

You will get this dress
in just 1,000 rupees.

Don't waste money. I've been
telling you this from childhood

You never listen to me.

Bring all your friends
when you come next time.

We can give them discount.

Wait, you don't need discount.
The shop is yours.

Let's gift clothes to all
your friends for our wedding.

They will be happy.

I said I will call you later.
I will break your head.

Just a minute.

Hello! She is very
impressed with my talking.

Her photo?
Yes, I'll definitely show you.

I'm so sorry.

Hey, Divya! What a surprise!

What are you doing here?
- I came to meet a friend.

Why didn't you call
or text me after that?

Divya!

My friend from Kakinada
is waiting on the line.

He doesn't believe that
we are getting married.

Just talk to him once.

Everybody at the village is waiting.

Should I ask him to bring
dry fish from Kakinada?

You used to lick up
the plate in childhood

when they cooked dry
fish with tamarind leaves.

I think you forgot. Yes, send them.

What's the matter?

Is he my brother?
Looks like a rich man.

Stupid donkey.

He looks like a good man.

I can't bear it even when
my mom talks to me like that.

How dare this fool
talk to me like that?

Divya! Shall we go?

Who is this? Your friend?

Hi! - Hello! - Shourya.

Shourya! Good name, like 'Arya'.

I like your shirt.
My name is Chalapati.

Is this an imported shirt?

Footpath shirt. - Footpath?

I have everything in my shop.

Any brand you want.

Kelvines, Jack and Jone

there's another one
with a hill something

Tommy Hilfiger.
- Yes, Tommy or Jimmy.

You will get whatever you want.

Tell me two days in advance
and I will get the stamp on it.

Any brand you want. Tell him, Divya.

It is our shop.

Hello, father.
My work is done. I'm coming.

We have lot of customers today?

I'll be there in five minutes.
I'm leaving.

I'm going to the shop, Divya.

Talk to him and go home soon.

Come to my shop. Don't forget.

Hmm. - Okay? - Hmm.

See you later. - Hmm.

Hanumanth! We have to do something.

Is this funny to you?

Your candidate is superb.

Shut up.

I will wrap him with all
the saris in his shop and

put him on fire.
Fool! He doesn't know me yet.

So, finally you are trapped
with Chapalati. Good.

No way! If I get married to him

I will divorce him
on the second day. Buffalo!

If you put a buffalo
in pants and shirt

it will look better than him.
Beggar fellow!

It is better to marry
an idiot than to marry him.

Fool! - Divya! I love you! - Huh!

Actually I think we
misunderstood Divya, mom.

You misunderstood her, not we.
- Yes, me.

It seems Shourya's cousins
were calling him, mom.

We talk freely with cousins,
don't we?

No. That fellow will change
his story every minute, dear.

Be happy that you escaped from him.
Forget him.

No, uncle. He called
me so many times after that.

How can I answer his calls
after you told me not to?

So I didn't answer them.

Shourya's cousin studied
in the same college as me.

She came to me,
requested me and convinced me.

Really? - You are too innocent,
sister. Don't believe him.

I didn't believe him at first,
mom. I swear.

Why? Why didn't you believe her?

You are like the
yester-year actress Savitri.

How could she talk
like that about you?

I warned her not to
fool me with her fake tears.

Correct. Never see her face again.

Dear, when you said
no to them the first time

I agreed with you.
I'm still suspicious about them.

I'm sure they cast a spell on you.

What do we do now?

Mom, you taught me that
if we give up on humans

when they make mistakes

we will have nobody left
on this earth to talk to us.

Me? When did I say that?
I don't know such wise things.

Mom! Don't you remember
Thursday 1st March, 1995?

You said this while you
were showing me the moon

and feeding me.
I remember it very well.

That's right. I remember it.

Alright, then.
What do you want to do now?

Your wish is my wish, mom.

I somehow feel that Divya
will take good care of you.

But I leave it up to you.

What do we tell your father?

Let's file a complaint
with the police stating that

they are torturing our
girl and throw them behind bars.

Uncle, please stop.
This is our family matter.

Mom, you know that only
you can talk to dad directly.

I'm very scared of him.

He left the decision to us.

I think
Let's do one thing. - What?

Let's say yes. - Hmm!

Okay. Your happiness
is my happiness.

Go ahead. Let's do it.

'Chants'

'Chants'

How is your knee pain now?

My older son recently paid
for my kneecap replacement.

I can take part in
any running race now.

Stop your bragging.

Who was the doctor?
Was it Prasad Reddy?

Shut up! Don't you have any shame?

Prasad Reddy and I
studied together in school.

How can I show my knees to him?

I saw an NRI doctor named Ramesh.

That's right!
You are still a college girl.

See how she is blushing.

Stop it.

Did you add carom seeds?

We add carom seeds to our fritters.
They are delicious.

Yes, we did.

Nowadays even actors
are crazy of cricket.

Our Telugu heroes won the
cup this time. Did you see it?

No, I didn't see.- Are you
going to say no to everything I ask?

What are you talking about?

We came to Vijayawada
with high expectations

since it is your
daughter's wedding.

But after we came
here we were given

a house to stay, a plate
to eat and a bed to sleep on.

Where are the wedding tent,
lighting and decorations?

When I asked about
it I was told that

the wedding is taking
place in the temple.

Why are you looking
to finish it off so cheaply?

I didn't get your name.
- I'm Ram Mohan Rao.

Everyone calls me Ramu.

I'm the groom's uncle.
That makes me your brother.

I'm from the groom's family.

Actually the kids - Hello, there!

Is this fellow picking your brains?
- What's the matter?

I asked him why he is doing
the wedding in the temple

without spending money.

Why are you worried about
it when we both are not?

We are the groom's family.

Tell me something.

When a man and woman
decide to live together

why do they need to get married?

Can't the start
living together directly?

Can't the start living
together directly?

What kind of a question is it?

How can they be a husband
and wife if they don't marry?

Then we can ask the boy
to tie the wedding chain

in their house or our house.

What rubbish! If you hold
the wedding in your house

how will the public
know that they are married?

Isn't that what we are
doing now by inviting everyone

to the temple and doing
it in the presence of God?

If this is a wedding,
what do you call

spending thousands to
print beautiful invitations

spending millions
to find the perfect venue

filling it with many lights
that even night looks like day

cooking 150 dishes and
celebrating with great pomp?

It is called blowing your
own trumpet in public. - Huh?

Wedding is a tradition,
not a pompous display.

It is a festival where
we invite family and friends

and celebrate our
happiness with them.

We should build
our own wedding tent.

We should invite our
family and serve them food.

The whole family
should get together

share the work load
and do it as our own work.

Wedding is a happy occasion
when Aunts and Uncles

older ones and youngsters
all get together and

celebrate it like
the festival of 'Sankranti'.

In the world, another
person takes all the decision

even though it
is our family wedding.

A stranger comes and
does useless decorations.

A total stranger serves you food.

When we arrive at
our family wedding

a stranger comes and
looks at us like we are guests.

We spend millions of
rupees for the wedding

but we go there like guests

not knowing who is a
friend and who is a stranger.

That is really unfortunate.

Our elderly ones were
wrong when they decided

the rules and
regulations for a wedding.

They should've stressed
that in a wedding

three knots and seven
steps are important

not how much we spent
on food and other things.

Their girl shouldn't come
to our house walking on money.

Even if she has to
walk on fiery coals

she should do so with
a big smile on her face.

He should be proud that
he got his daughter married

into our family.

He should visit our home for us,
not for his daughter.

I will be right back.

I'm going to receive
some of my wife's relatives.

You be with him. - Okay.

Ramu, come with me.
- I'm coming.

What's wrong?
Did he back out of the wedding?

Just tell me. Our Rambabu
is sitting in the tent outside

with 25 men. Say the word.

When son in law came
to me and told me to educate

four kids instead of
wasting millions on the wedding

I was very happy that
my girl found a good husband.

But now I'm really
proud that my daughter

is going to such a honorable
and respectable family.

You are a horrible dancer.
- You can laugh at me all you want.

I feel that this is the last
time you'll be laughing in life.

Hi, darling!

Even if you say you love
me I can't accept it now.

Because I'm getting
married tomorrow.

Don't act too smart.
Uncle Suri will get suspicious

if he hears such dialogues.
- Who is Uncle Suri?

You saw him at our house.
He was sitting with dad.

Don't worry. He is keeping
an eye on me and following me.

What is he doing there?

He is looking at me like
the villain eyes the club dancer

in the olden movies.

Do something, Shourya.

Actually, no. Don't do anything.
Stay calm. Okay? Bye.

Do I ever do anything?

I just find an idiot
to have some fun with.

You?

Is sister inside?

Yes. She is changing
money for saris. Go inside.

Changing saris for money?

Come in. You came at the right time.

We are a missing a player.

She said something about
changing saris for money.

Score is 201.
Drop 20. Mid-drop 40. Game 1000.

Laxmi is in line.
Beat her if you can.

Don't be confused.

Changing saris for money
is our secret code for cards.

She came up with that name. - Hmm!

Otherwise these men
won't let us play cards.

I don't know this game.

You will money if
you don't know the game.

If you know the game,
you tend to do calculations

and lose all your money.

No. Actually the engagement
sari hasn't been delivered.

Did the tailor say something

The sari will be delivered.
Sit here and play the game.

If we become too busy
with the wedding arrangements

we will forget to have
some fun with little things.

You don't know something.

Prameela's husband looks
serious all the time

but he is crazy about her.

I know everything.
Now stop talking and drop a card.

People are cranes, sister.
They spread gossip.

Crows, ma'am, not cranes.
- Oh dear!

This is Telugu language.
I will say whatever I want.

She corrects me in everything
and increases my BP.

Oh God! Why do I need
to wear all this jewelry

drape saris that weigh 200 kilos?
Why get married?

The wedding is tomorrow morning.

I'll get up at 9 am tomorrow.
My legs are paining.

You are the bride.
- Don't I know that?

Please don't send Baby
to help me get ready.

Wear this, my dear.
Put this on, my dear.

She will just kill
me with this torture.

In your in-laws' house
no one will plead you to do work.

I can do my own work.

Not just your work,
you've to do their work too.

I won't have time for that.

After going there,
don't throw tantrums saying that

you didn't like this or that.

Prameela Devi! Turn around.

Why are you crying?

Because of you.

You troubled me a lot
during my delivery time.

You were born two months in advance.

You were so little that
I was scared to hold you.

After you were born,
doctors said that

they can't say if you will
live or die until after four days.

What if you couldn't survive?

Are you remembering
that now and crying?

Shut up! Are you trying to tease me?

Go. Why wait till tomorrow?
Go away right now.

Oh, that is your problem.

Shall we cancel the wedding?

Such foolish talk from
you used to scare me.

No matter how naughty
you were at home till now

I overlooked it
because I'm your mother.

Now you are going to another
house as the daughter in law.

Please don't hurt
anybody's feelings, dear.

Henceforth if you make any mistake

they won't blame you, they
will say I didn't raise you well.

Be careful, dear.

Shourya!

Hey! Your phone is ringing!

Divya? Why so many calls
and texts at this time?

Crap!

'I can't go ahead with this wedding,
Shourya. I can't.'

'This is a big lie.
Deception. I'm sorry.'

'I'm leaving.
Don't try to contact me.'

Shit.
- What happan?

You are right. This is a lie.
Deception. This is wrong.

What did we talk that day?

Oh God! Let me finish.

What is the common problem
that we both are facing?

Marriage. Right? - Hmm!

We both are rejecting
all the proposals on purpose

but our parents are
still not giving up. Right?

So? -Let's get married.

What?

Let me finish.

There is something called
Mutual Consent Divorce.

After getting married,
if we decide to go separate ways

they will give us
divorce within six months.

Hmm?

Trusting him will be
like committing suicide.

Earlier he made a plot
to cancel the wedding.

Now he is making another
plot to get married.

Why didn't anyone attempt
it till now if it is so simple?

People who do it don't
announce it to the world.

They do it quietly
like we are doing it.

If you say no to him,
you will be forced to marry

that cloth merchant.
Think about it.

Okay. But I have some conditions.

Accepted.

Okay. What is done is done.

This wedding is a farce.
Let's stop it.

Let's confess the
truth to our parents.

Don't worry. I will tell
them that this was my plan

and take the whole blame.

Hmm?

I will tell them that
you had nothing to do with it.

I'll also say that
I convinced you to do it.

Don't worry.

What could be the worst outcome?

They will scold me or slap me.

That's okay. Everybody will
forget about it in a few days.

After that,

they will get you
married to someone

without taking your opinion.
Am I right?

Won't that wedding be a farce?

That boy will think that
you married him willingly.

Isn't that deception?

You will be deceiving
each other all your lives.

Is this what you want?

Even though we lie
to the whole world

we can try to be truthful
to each other at least.

We are not doing this
to hurt or deceive someone.

This is our life!

We told our parents that
we don't want to get married

so soon in life,
but did they listen to us?

Did they give us some time?

They are pressurizing
us in one way or the other.

What did you say that day?

Don't we have the right
to decide about our lives?

Didn't you say that?

So we are deciding our lives.

Our parents want us to get married.
We are doing that.

We want freedom.
So we are going for the divorce.

We are deciding what
to do with our lives, Divya.

We are not killing
anyone by doing this.

I'm clear.

If you want your life, trust me.
This is the only way.

Nothing will go wrong.

Trust me.

What is this? Hey! The famous
3 setup. Fruits, flowers and milk.

I need to take a selfie!

So annoying.

They made me do thousand
prayers since morning

carrying that 100
kilo hairdo with flowers.

I have a terrible headache.

Oh God! This is summer
and I have molasses in my hair.

It is stuck to my hair. Darn!

Why don't you shampoo your hair?

You put it on my head.
Come and wash my hair.

Don't give advice.

I imagined my first
night to be a romantic one.

This is exactly how
I wanted it to be. Wow!

Is everything okay?
Do you want something else?

I thought so.
I knew it. Himabindu warned me too.

You'll get me drunk,
get me to sleep with you

then say Sorry,
it happened when I was drunk

Hello! Hello!
I don't have any such intentions.

Himabindu is the one with
the magnifying glasses, right?

Her ideas are like her face.

Put the light off and go to sleep.
I beg you.

Hmm.

I can't sleep.

Why? Are you seeing
your friend's face

as soon as you close your eyes?

Just shut up. - Okay.

Shall we do one thing?
Shall we open the gifts?

What gifts?

There!

Why do we need all these?

To open a shop.

Have they gone crazy?

That's why our country
will never progress.

I heard that in America
they give a store's address

along with the wedding invite.

They see the list of gifts
that the wedding couple wants

select one and gift it to them.
That's the right way.

Why is the light still on?

Who is it?
- Your suspicious Uncle Suri.

Uncle Suri?

Hmm. He is checking
up on our nuptial night.

What do we do now?

Are you mental? - Please,
please, please, just say it once.

No, no, no. - Please, please.
It will be fun. Please, please

Come here.

No, please.

I said come.

I'm scared. This is my first time.

You think this is my tenth wedding?

Come to me.

Mummy! No, please. Please.

No use calling your
daddy or mummy. Come.

Your parents took millions
of rupees as dowry.

Didn't they teach you what to do?

Come on.

No! Please, please

Mummy Mummy Mummy!

Subba Rao!
Come here! - My daughter Divya.

Hello! - Hello!

She was my classmate.

Mr. Shekhar

'So, the wedding is done.
What is next?'

'Honeymoon in Shimla.'

'Horrifying Murder in Shimla.'

'Did you see that movie?'

'A public warning. I like it.'

'Okay, okay.
I fixed a meeting with the lawyer'

'at 10 am on Thursday.
Is it okay?'

'Okay.'

So, do you know this lawyer well?

Don't worry.
I don't know him at all.

You don't know him?

Come. Fast.

I came to Hyderabad this morning.

Your case hearing is on
- May I come in, sir?

Come to the court with
the documents I asked you.

Have a seat.

See you. See you tomorrow.

Yes? What can I do for you?

My name is Shourya, sir.
She is Divya.

We want a simple,
sweet and superfast divorce.

How long have you been
- It's been exactly one year.

It is our anniversary today.
- Then

Here are our birth certificates,
marriage certificate

and all the other documents.

Where did you get them from?

Once we apply, they grant
us a divorce in six months.

But we need to be married
for one year in order to apply.

Don't change your
expressions so quickly.

We can get anything
done by giving money.

Why didn't you tell
me all this before?

I gave you just half
the details and you ran away

before marriage registration.
I couldn't take the risk.

So - So we want divorce.
No complications.

Look, kids. Please think it over.

Marriage is a relationship
with responsibility in our society.

We want divorce.
You can take your fee happily.

And our parents
will do the lecturing.

Hmm. - Hmm.

Take an application from
the front-desk and sign it.

Okay, thank you.

Hello! - Are you at office?

Yes.

It is on the ground floor, right?

Yes, on the ground floor.
Come straight in.

I reached. I'm coming in.

Mr. Rao! How are you? - Yes.

Don't write your home
address in Vijayawada.

Write Himabindu's
house address. - Okay.

Submit the file there and go.

My assistant will do the rest.

He will be in touch with you.
- Thank you, sir.

Come in, have a seat.

You said you will come
to the wedding. Did you forget?

Sorry, my friend.
I had some work in the High Court.

I saw your daughter
when she was little.

Are they in Bejawada now?

No, they came to Hyderabad.

I didn't inform
them that I'm coming

because they are
a newly married couple.

I came this morning on
some work with regard to

our Rice Mill Association.

Mr. Sridhar's office is close-by.

So I thought I will meet you too.

Recheck everything
and submit it in the court.

Okay, sir.

Sometimes I want feel
like giving up my practice.

Why? Are they not paying your fee?

It's not that.

They are paying us
money and asking us to sin.

Did you see the wife
and husband that just left?

Who? - Both of them are
not older than 25 years old.

They got married just one year back.

They applied for a divorce.

They casually said
that it is mutual consent.

Celebrating our divorce, my friend.

This is the latest fashion in India.

She is my wife.
Oh sorry, my ex-wife Divya.

And he is my XYZ Shourya.

This generation views
marriage as fun

and divorce as party.

Serves them right for
asking us to get married.

We have to get married
and give birth to children.

Which convent is
your child studying in?

How much fees did you pay?

Will they give discounts
if you have Aadhar Card?

They want us to live in
slow motion with all such rubbish.

It is not their mistake.

Actually their parents
should be blamed.

They should be taught about
family and family values

right from their childhood.

They deceive us even
if we teach them everything.

In front of us they will behave
as if they are listening to us

but they ultimately
do what they want to do.

How can we be sure what is true?

What we see in front
of us or what they do outside?

Please stop. It is very
scary to imagine all that.

Let's be happy that
our kids are not like that.

Darling! What's wrong?

This thing
- What's wrong, darling?

Did this Aunt scare you? My baby!

Does anyone keep
a hen in the apartment?

Why not?

By the way, her name is Kamakshi.

They have one in
every house in Venice.

Eat this, my darling. Eat.

Feed it. Feed it nicely.

One day someone will
turn your hen into Chicken 65.

Please don't call her a hen.
She is my roommate.

Do you know how pretty she looks

when she does ramp walk
in the hall with her sexy legs?

She is just jealous that
your legs look better than hers.

Ignore Aunt words.
She is still drunk from last night.

You made me drink it.

It is just almond
milk with a little hemp.

Nothing will happen.
- I told you to drink one glass.

But you liked the taste
and drank three glasses.

My darling

Okay, whatever.

I wish you and your Chicken
Fritters all the happiness.

I'm going.

Okay, then. I'm going to
the hostel as we agreed upon. Okay.

So soon? Maybe you forgot
to say something to me.

Try to remember it.

I gave you an extra-ordinary idea

brought you back when
you ran away from home

retrieved your life
from your dad's pocket

and gave it to you - So?

Shourya, you are great.
You are a genius. Thank you.

Can't you say that? I'm hurt.

What if my parents call you?

I will say that you
are in the bathroom.

What if your parents call me?
- Say that I'm in the bathroom.

What if they both
call at the same time?

They will think that
we both are in the bathroom

and imagine us singing a duet.
- You are so sick.

It is a natural talent. Nobody will
come here and nothing will go wrong.

Be happy.
Go without any worries. Trust me.

Hmm? The truth.

Shourya! Surprise!

Train! - How are you?

Uncle! Come, come -Train! Train!

Yes, Prasad.

Wait here.
- Shourya was shocked to see us.

Wait a minute. - Stop.

She is pretty. I'm looking at her.

So nice. - Yes, she is nice.

Wow, so cute.
- Yes, I'm giving it to Shourya.

Shourya, talk to your daddy.

Were you surprised?
When Uncle Singh

came to Hyderabad from Bangalore

you told him that there's
a flat in your apartment.

Mom is so happy that
they'll be there with you.

You remember every
word I say. Thanks.

I will talk to you
when I come there.

When Shourya was a kid
we were neighbors in MBP Colony.

And now Shourya helped
us to get this flat.

Thank you, son.
It is a really nice flat.

By the way, my wife Mandeep Kaur.

Hello! Both of you come
for dinner at my place tonight.

We'll play with this.

My children. Pepsi Singh.
Candy Singh. Cookie Singh.

Tell me. Tell. Tell me.

Love you, sister.

I told you that she will
be the first one to talk.

Give me money. You can continue.

Ignore him.
Tell me. What did he do? Tell me.

Tell me.

After we had dinner last
night at Uncle Singh's house

I'm leaving.

What?

What should I say if
anyone asks me about you?

That is your problem, not mine.

We got married.
Then we applied for divorce.

After that we will
go our separate ways.

That was our agreement, right?

That's right. But

But what?

Should I sit here like an idiot

when you dig up
a new hole every day?

Your problem, you solve it.

This problem will affect both of us.

Are you threatening me? - What?

Yes, this is what guys like you do.

Yes, I'm a conman. I'm a thief.

I made this plan to trap you.

Let's call your dad
and tell him everything.

We got married. We made this plan.

We applied for a divorce too.

Let's call your dad
and tell him everything.

Then we can be out
of this stupid problem.

Shourya! Shourya!

No! I'm not in the mood
to accept your apology.

I can't bear this constant drama.

You are going out of control
because I'm being quiet.

Actually I didn't understand
what you were talking.

My Telugu is a bit weak.
I'm still learning.

Is this the first fight
between husband and wife?

Now you are real husband and wife.

You didn't eat dessert.
So, I brought it for you.

Please have it. - Yes.

After a fight, the romance
is very nice. Enjoy yourself.

You should be buried alive! - Idiot!

You will have a problem
if I get married.

You got married, involved
us all in this stupid plan

and now you are planning
to back out of it. I will kill you.

Shut up, you donkey. Sit down.

Everyone wants to do their
own thing. Don't you have any sense?

Why will he trap you?

If this news gets out, he
will be in trouble along with you.

Will you talk nonsense
when you are angry?

Won't you think before
you say something?

Ask her that.

Shut up. You are no less.

Irritating fool.

Listen, both of you!
You both wanted freedom

and came up with
a plan to achieve it.

We warned you against
it but you didn't listen.

Now you are creating
more problems for yourselves

with this stupid
and idiotic behavior.

You have to live together
for just six months.

What difference will
it make where you live?

Can't you live like friends?

You can go your separate
ways after your divorce.

There won't be a problem.

Otherwise do whatever you want.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I was rash with my words.

It's okay.

I'm sorry too.

Yes, dad. - When are you coming?

What? Do you want
me to meet another girl?

Someone is coming to
meet your mom and me. Idiot.

Day after tomorrow is our marriage
anniversary. Did you forget?

That's right. I'll be there, dad.

No. Say that you both will be here.

Are you still planning
to enjoy a bachelor's life?

Bring Divya with you.

Divya? - Yes.

Divya

Dad! Divya might
be busy at the hospital.

Tell her the occasion. She'll come.

Why trouble her, dad? It
is our family function. I will come.

No need.

It is my family function.
My wife and I will celebrate it.

You can disconnect the call.
- No, dad. Wait a second.

Day after tomorrow
is my parents' anniversary.

They are asking me to bring you.
I will handle it.

That's okay. Let's go.

Don't be silly. I can handle my dad.

What's your problem when
I want to come? - Are you sure?

What? You don't want
me to come to your house?

Be my guest.

But later don't say that
it was my plot and a trap.

Stupid!

Kartik! Kartik! No, no

Kartik, please.
I will cook 'Chicken' tomorrow.

What is going on?
- Please stop throwing things.

Why are you giving
him the things again?

If I don't give him steel bowls,
he will break glass things, sir.

That's true.
- When did the movie start?

Just now, sir.
- Wow!

So it will continue
for another half an hour.

I'm going inside.

Junior sir asked for
'Chicken' Lollypop yesterday.

But madam forgot to make it for him.
This is the result.

Kartik, please. - I want 'Chicken'.

I'm bringing it, sir.
- No. No, please. Kartik, please.

Mom, let me handle this.

Throw it now. Let me see.

My God! Kartik, you are so strong.

You are as strong as Spiderman.

Wait a minute.
Are you the real Spiderman?

Yes.

Oh my God!
I knew it. I'm so tired. I'm hungry.

I want to eat 'Chicken'.
I make superb 'Chicken'. Friends?

Friends. - Yay!

But let's eat something first,
Kartik. - Hmm.

Okay? - Okay, let's go. - Let's go.

You take some. - This one?

Take for yourself first. - Okay.

Shall I give you some? - Yes.

Who made this?

My mom cooked it.
Is it nice? - Yes.

Now that your daughter
in law is here, you can relax.

Just take care of me. That's it.

Hey!

What is this, darling?

Don't you take care of
yourself when I'm not here?

See how weak you became.

You are just 90 but you
are behaving like an old lady.

Don't neglect your beauty.

Two, one.

Don't you love me anymore
now that she is here?

Why are you looking at
her when I'm talking to you?

Divya! - Yes?

Come here for a minute.

She is abusing you because
you didn't greet her.

Hello! - It's been
a while since we came home.

Did you touch her feet? -No.

Sorry, grandmother.
- Touch her feet.

Touch both her feet.
Show me your hand. This way.

Yes.

Don't look at me. Apply
it to my grandma to appease her.

Apply it.

What did you say?

She is pretty but I'm
better looking than her?

Stop it, grandma.
She also has above-average looks.

Grandma didn't say anything.

She said it.
I hear it. Nobody else can hear it.

Dr. Divya, basically she
lost her hearing 3 years ago

and lost her speech a year ago.

So we talk to each other
with our eyes in a romantic way.

So, when you said
grandma abused me

You are such a

Don't use bad words before grandma

Sorry, sorry.

Done.

Sir, they said 2 spoons.
You should add 2 spoons.

That's a TV show.
They add too much of everything.

We are improving the dish. - Huh!

Just smell the aroma.
Isn't your mouth watering?

We feel the same way when
we are about to vomit too.

Go out. Get out.

Madam, sir is burning
the whole kitchen down.

Will you please come?

He asked me not to come
in until he finishes cooking.

I won't enter the kitchen. Go away.

That's like my wife.

Did you see how
much she respects me?

How is it going?

I'm almost done. Just five minutes.

If I simmer it for five minutes
on low flame and put it off

you will forget
rice and flat bread

and eat only the 'Chicken'.

Divya, I cook only on
this day in the whole year.

Your mother in law waits
for this day the whole year.

She loves my cooking.

Okay, you can go now.
Go and freshen up.

I will put the stove off.
- I'm warning you.

Don't add any of you spices in it.

Understood? - Got it.

Put the stove off exactly
after four minutes.

Turn it towards your right.
Don't get confused.

I will know it if
it tastes any different.

Oh God! Take a look!

It is not cooked.

Your father in law should
just feel that he did the cooking.

Otherwise we'll be
forced to eat what he made.

It's okay since I have
to endure this just once a year.

Otherwise if I had to eat
this every day I would've died.

Divya!

Hi!

Hey, Kartik!
Your 'Chicken' is ready. Shall we eat?

High five!

Kissy!

Here?

Yay!

Go quickly and call Shourya. Okay?

He loves you very much. I know it.

It has been 10 years
since he was born, dear.

I didn't sleep peacefully
even a single night.

But I'll sleep peacefully today.

When Nagarjuna cleans
the dishes with Tabu

in 'Ninne Pelladutha' movie

wow, I found that so
romantic when I was a kid

and thought that if
I can do the dishes well

beautiful girls will fall for me.

But as my luck would have it,
my mom was so impressed

that she made me wash the dishes

when the servant
girl took a day off.

That's life. Everything
doesn't go according to our plans.

I'm sharing my life's
secrets with you.

What is that expression
on your face?

I'm scared, Shourya.

Huh? Will you run away
to the railway station again?

Please don't.
We are leaving anyway tomorrow.

Not that. When your mom saw me

being affectionate to Kartik

What did she say?

She said she can relax now

because I'm there
to take care of Kartik

Did she say that?
Of course, she will.

You took her words to
heart and started worrying.

No, Shourya. Everyone thinks
that our marriage is real.

What do we do?
What if there is a problem?

My mom is big drama queen.

There's no need for
anyone to take care of him.

He will take care of us.
I'm there for him.

I'm there to take care
of him when the need arises.

Why are you scared? Smile.

God's offerings in this
temple are simply delicious.

Lord, the Lemon Rice looks tempting.

I'm a family man.
Serve me some more.

Divya, you know something?

Yesterday after seeing
you with Kartik, mom and dad

I felt that you are
a perfect family girl.

I'm a dirty, rotten scoundrel.

But you are not like me.

Why don't you find
a good guy and marry him?

My mom was an award
winning Kuchipudi dancer.

She was a gold-medalist
in rifle-shooting too.

You can't guess that
when you look at her, right?

She left all her hobbies
and interests after marriage.

She changed into a
woman that my father likes.

She feels that is love and
that is how a marriage should be.

My mom left everything for my dad

and she views him
as her whole world

but my dad talks to her
only when it is necessary and

gives her money
to manage the house.

She stands at the table
and serves him food each day.

But he never asks if she
has eaten or serves her food.

My mom is just another
thing that he gave his name to

and brought home
after the wedding.

If this is what
marriage is all about

I'd prefer not to get married.

It is not necessary that
every man is like him, Divya.

You might find a man
who is very understanding.

That's what my mom thought
when she got married.

Anything is possible if
we put our mind to it, Divya.

I will talk to my close
friend Shiva Kumar

and ask him to find a
good man for you. - Shiva Kumar?

Shiva Kumar! Lord Shiva!

Hey, Shiva! Divya!- Divya! Shiva!

It is your duty to find
a good man like me for her.

I know you won't find a man like me.
He doesn't exist.

But try to find someone like me.
What do you say?

The truth. The bell rang.

Shourya! - Yes, dad?

It is time for the prayer.
Come up. - Okay.

'Chants'

'Chants'

'Chants'

'Chants'

'Chants'

'Chants'

He packs her lunch box
and writes a cute message on it.

Did you see the glow
in her face after marriage?

Don't look at me like that.
I'm a handsome man.

You'll have a problem
if you fall in love with me.

But Soumya's office is in Ameerpet.

What is she doing in this studio?

Her company's product's
ad shoot is going on.

Wow, an ad shoot?
I'm sure there will be models there.

That's why I love you.

Why is he here?
- We came in his car

Sister! - Hey!

What's wrong?

Who is the beauty shining
in a Kala Mandir sari, sister?

Model Vaidehi. She is from the US.

Why do you want to know?

What will a serpent
say if you ask it

why it wants to
know about pigeons?

What?

Won't you introduce us?
- Go find some work.

Do you see that guy?
His name is Shourya.

He is a big flirt. In five
years time he called me sister

for the first time because
he wanted me to introduce you.

He is a total rascal. Be careful.

I'll text his number to you.

He will definitely call you.
Don't answer it.

Okay?

The concept of love
at first sight is true.

She looked at me with so much love.

Abhay! Shall we go? - Yes.

What was her response, sister?

You will get a call.
Spray perfume and be ready.

Not a call, I got a love letter.

Hi! This is Vaidehi.
What about 'Coffee' tomorrow?

I love you so much, sister.
- Hey. -No.

I love you, Abhay! - Hey! Oh God!

I can only see stones
and rocks everywhere.

But the address says this place.

Is the map wrong or the girl wrong?

Hey, Shourya!

Shourya! Up here!

Come on! Come on!

Oh God!

Wild is good but this is too wild.

'Coffee' on the rocks! Come on! Come
on, let's move it. - I'm coming.

Hold it. Keep your legs straight.
Yes, that's right.

Hi! I'm Vaidehi from Chicago.

Hi! Shourya!

I'm sure you've had
'Coffees' with many girls.

I thought,
this has to be something different.

Am I right or wrong?

You are so beautiful
that even if you say wrong

it feels right.

Do you always flirt like this?

Not always. Every Friday.

And today is Friday
so I have no choice.

Shourya, 'Coffee.'

Thanks.

Soumya said that
you are a bit dangerous.

But you are very dangerous.

But still you called me for a date.

I like people who do what
they want without any fear.

I can't hide what I
truly feel inside my heart.

I'm clear. I don't have
time for commitments and

emotional dramas right now.

I want to travel the whole world.

I want to have
photography exhibitions

in London, Paris and Rome.

I just want to enjoy my life, man.

Hey, where did I see you?
I think we met somewhere.

What? Where?

In the mirror.
You are my mirror image.

It feels so good to hear
my ideas from a girl's lips.

That's why I met you.

This is the first and last time.

Don't call me for dinner
and take me to a desert. Okay?

Should I call him or not?

We are friends.
We can call each other. It's okay.

Shourya, look at this t-shirt.

Cute, no? I think we should buy it.

I like it if you like it.

Three, four.

Kamakshi, the snake bit you.
Your game is finished.

I won! Yes!

Looks like your
boyfriend is very busy.

He didn't have time to
answer my calls the whole day.

He will be very tired
when he comes home.

Shall we make dinner
to give him a surprise?

Hmm. What should I cook?

'Biryani' (rice cooked with meat)?

Oh dear! I was thinking
of making 'Veg Biryani'.

Don't give me that look.

You have such a dirty mind,
Kamakshi. Seriously.

I've a dirty mind? What did I say?

You said that I'm your
mirror reflection, so

Huh? You have a dirty mind.
Vaidehi! Vaidehi! Stop!

Divya, I'm sorry.
I spent the whole day with a friend.

I couldn't take your calls.
I hope it wasn't urgent.

You would've texted
me if it was urgent. Right?

Oh God! Why are you doing
this dangerous breathing?

If you do some
beautiful yoga poses

my heart rate will increase
and I can burn calories too.

Okay, okay.

Stop behaving like an idiot,
Shourya. I got it.

Today is a holiday.
I'll make lunch for us.

Followed by caroms. Okay?

No other plans. No phones. Nothing.

Hmm?

Hey, Vaidu!
You will live for 100 years.

I was just thinking about you.

Huh? Hello! I didn't get you.

‘Hello? Yes, Byju. Good. Tell me.’

She filled it with dresses.

Why will I be busy?

Tell me where you want to go.

Watch a movie? Anything is okay.

Sister, the snake bit you.

The whole town is
filled with snakes.

Sister, why do you both
have two separate rooms?

We don't do that in our home.

Go ask uncle about it.

The t-shirt you selected
is very good. - Uncle!

You selected me - Hi, Pepsi!

Uncle, why do you and Aunt
sleep in separate bedrooms?

We don't do that in our home.

You are a Punjabi family.
We are a Telugu family.

This is how we sleep.

Go. Go and play.
I'm coming in a minute.

Sister, I want to pee.

Shourya will take you. Go to him.

We will have a great
time in New York. Okay?

I want to pee urgently.

Go home and pee.

It is coming.
I want to do it right now.

Divya!

Divya! Help him.

Uncle, it's urgent. Urgent.

You drink everything you
see and pee a hundred times.

What is this?

Darn!

Oh I see.
I know who he is talking to.

How do you know?

He posted a thousand selfies
with a new girl on Facebook.

Didn't you see them?

Please.

I don't care.

I don't have the time

or the interest to
see his Facebook account.

Darling! Where were you?

Since today was a holiday

I made your favorite
'Egg Fried Rice.'

I've to show you something first.

Where have you been for the
past two days? I hardly see you.

Darling!

Darling! Wait.

See this, darling. Sexy body.
Vaidehi. Superb personality.

If you see her and
tell me to proceed

I'll take my romance
to the next level.

Hey! Remove your hand.

You've been calling
me darling and baby.

Am I your girlfriend?
Am I your wife?

Don't try to handle me
like you handle the others.

Hey, what did I say now?

Don't touch me.

I hate it when a cheap
guy like you touches me.

What? I'm a cheap guy?

Don't talk rubbish
because I'm being nice.

Do you think you are
Katrina Kaif or Sunny Leone

so that I'll get
tempted and fall on you?

Ant bitten lips and eyes
the size of one rupee coins.

You don't reach my shoulder
when you stand straight.

But you think you are a sexy woman.

Men are dying waiting
in a queue for you.

Bland face with crazy hair!

This is how a woman should look.
She has a hot figure.

First of all, you are not my type.
She is my type.

Even a dead man will
get up and start dancing

after looking at her.

But if someone sees you at night

he will die of a heart attack.

Got it? Now bang the door! Hmm.

She is crazy.

How can he say that to me?

Of course, I'm not Katrina Kaif.

But I'm above average.

I'm the best looking
girl in our group, aren't I?

In intermediate college,
didn't Venkatesh follow me

for three months?

He humiliated me so badly.
Stupid basket!

How dare that monkey
face comment about me?

He will pay for it.
He is dead. I'll teach him a lesson.

And she's some bimbo called Vaidehi.

Looks like a c-grade item girl.

How dare he shows
her face and insults me?

I won't be called Vaidehi
if I don't bury him alive.

Darn! I won't be called Divya.

Okay, bye.

Hmm.

Kamakshi! Kamakshi!

I gave you your notes.

Kamakshi! Ramulu! - 'Yes, sir?'

Did you see Kamakshi
in the building?

'No, sir. I didn't see it here.'

You know me, Hima. -'Hmm.'

He messed with me, so he is dead.

I will make his life miserable.

'Are we going to the movie or not?'

Lunch? I made tasty 'Chicken fry.'

Fresh 'Chicken' tastes so yum.

'What did I ask you and
what are you talking about?'

'Chicken legs' are my favorite.
It smells sexy.

'I think you've gone deaf.
I'm hanging up. Bye.'

Why would Divya eat Kamakshi?

Have you gone mad?

Girls will do anything
if they get angry.

We are talking about Divya here.

Did you forget that Sumo incident?

But what did you
do to make her so angry?

Actually we had a small fight.

Why?

I got irritated when
she said stupid things to me.

What's wrong in what I said?
I just spoke the truth.

You should never tell
the truth to girls

when it comes to height,
weight and beauty.

You should say things
that sound like the truth

but never the truth.
Always remember that.

Alright. What do I do now?

Do one thing.
The face that you are making now

yes, that face.
Maintain the same expression

and say I'm very sorry
in a sweet and sincere way.

At least act sincere
while saying it.

He is so worried about you.

He searched the whole house for you.

You are better than me.

You don't have to be so happy.

This is temporary too.

Once that Vaidehi enters the house,
you will be finished.

I found Kamakshi, darling.

It crept into a carton under my bed.

Stupid bird.
She had me so worried. Oh God!

Of course, baby.
How can I forget your birthday?

I booked a beautiful candle
light dinner in Taj Krishna.

So get ready for a beautiful,
super romantic birthday.

We'll have lots of fun.
What do you say?

Be ready, darling.
I will come to pick you up.

I love you, Shourya. - Huh!

I really didn't have these
feelings until I met you.

But you and your words

I'm just so happy with you.

I don't know when
I fell into this process.

Did you expect that I'll
say something like that?

That will never happen.

Vaidehi! Mirror image of Shourya.

Thank God!

You are the only one that
gave me such a big shock

for the first time in my life.

Good. Very good.

With me, you will experience
a new thrill every day and

a new shock every hour. - Shourya.

Hmm? Divya! What are you doing here?

Vaidehi, Divya!

Divya, Vaidehi! - Hello!

Hi! - Who is she?

Cousin.

Yeah, my cousin. Sit down, Divya.

This table won't be enough. - Why?

We are three of us
and there are four chairs.

What about them? - Who?

Hi!

Hi, Shourya uncle!

Any problem?

Yeah. No. Absolutely no problem. No.

Not yet.

Who are they?

Friends.

No, they are more than that.
Almost family.

How can your family be Punjabis?

This is interstate marriage
like inter-cast marriage.

How interesting!

Right? - How?

How - Tell her, Shourya.

We'll tell her after
we come back, Divya.

One minute. - Yeah, sure.

Come with me.

What is this nuisance? - We heard
that it is Divya's birthday today.

Why didn't you tell us before,
Shourya?

She suddenly invited us for dinner.

We couldn't bring her a gift.

Your coming is like
a gift for Shourya, uncle.

Who is that girl?

A friend. - Divya's friend?

No, she's a cousin, Aunt.

Divya's cousin? - Yeah.

No, Shourya's cousin.

Yeah, cousin. - Cousin sister?

You don't have sisters, right?

There's Vaidehi, Divya. Shall we go?

Mummy, 'Juice'! - Hello, Aunt!

Hello! - She is very cute, son.

Uncle! You know Shourya's
family very well, right?

Of course, dear.

We were their
neighbors for 15 years.

Their family is like my family.

Then tell uncle how Vaidehi
is related to you, Shourya.

I'm sure uncle knows her parents.

Yes. Tell me, son.

My dad's cousin brother

Srinivasa Rao.
I met him in Bangalore recently.

So it is not him.

My mom's younger brother - Ramu!

Ramu uncle's daughter
- Ramu doesn't have children.

Right. But Ramu's older brother has.

But your dad said
that they are still kids.

He said that? I'm sure he did.

Then he must be right.

Okay. I still didn't understand
how she is your cousin.

I just told you. - No, you didn't.

I didn't?

You know my dad's family
and my mom's family?

I know. - Hmm?

And my Aunt in Pune?
- I don't know her.

Yes! She is her daughter.

So what is this
Pune girl doing here?

She is studying here.

But she told me she is a model.

She is studying modeling.

How can anyone study modeling?-She
is modeling while studying, uncle.

Studying modeling.

Aunt, are you a model?

Yes. Didn't Shourya tell you?

No, he didn't.

He didn't even tell
me that you are coming.

He didn't tell me too.

He didn't tell us anything
as well until we came here.

Shourya! Where is the birthday 'Cake'?

Did you tell them
that it is my birthday?

What? Today is your birthday too?

Yours too? - Yes.

Wow, Shourya! So exciting!

Yes, it is too much.

He didn't tell me about you

so how will he tell
me about your birthday?

Happy birthday, Divya!
- Thank you. Same to you.

You are welcome. - 'Divya,
please do something. Save me.'

'How, Shourya? I have eyes
the size of one rupee coins'

'and a pea-sized brain.
How can I help you?

'I'm sorry, really sorry.
I will never be rude to you again.'

'After seeing my bland
face and crazy hair'

'even a healthy man will die.
So, what can I do?'

'You look like an angel.
You look like'

'a heady mix of Miss
World and Miss Universe.'

'Please ignore everything I said.'

'I said that because I didn't
want to be tempted, darling.'

'Hmm. I don't think you
are saying that wholeheartedly.'

'Please.
Please, I will touch your feet.'

'Okay, go ahead.'

'What? Me? No way.'

Shourya, did you tell
them about the marriage?

Marriage? - Whose marriage?

Hmm?

I found the spoon.

Okay? Happy now?
Shall we cut the 'Cake'?

Happy birthday to you!

Let's cut it together.
-Happy birthday to you!

The older ones first.

Divya, I'm - Sorry.

Me too. I spoke rubbish.
I didn't mean all that.

It is true that I irritated you.

But what if Uncle Singh
got suspicious after today

and told dad about it?
We both will be in a problem.

I'm sorry. I'll never do that again.

I behaved in a very foolish manner.

I vented out my anger in
a wrong way. I'm really sorry.

PMS?

What?

I mean, monthly I know about it.

Hello! Every mood swing that
a girl has is not PMS. Stupid.

Whatever the reason was,
don't let it happen again.

The mood is yours but
the swings will come to me.

It is very difficult to handle.

Hmm.

This is why I told you no.
But you didn't listen to me.

What? Are you totally
in love with him?

What are you talking about?

Don't pretend before me.

I don't know what you are thinking.

Shourya and me are just friends.

Did I say Shourya?
You are saying that.

Why do you get upset
when anyone mentions Vaidehi?

Why have you been so
dull for the past four days?

There are hundred
reasons for my bad mood.

None of those reasons
are about Shourya.

What we have between
us is just a contract.

Four documents and two signatures.

We will get a divorce in a month.

Finish.

Looks like you are trying
hard to convince yourself.

Wish you all the best.

Bye.

Darling,
honey, I know that you are busy.

I will take 2 mins, But
after yesterday's dinner episode

I took a decision
to avoid such confusions.

That was to meet Vaidehi.

I braced myself for whatever
the consequences might be

and told her the whole truth.

At first she was shocked.

After that she burst out laughing,
you know.

She said, I usually talk
about breaking the rules and so on

but what you both did
is totally the next level.

I even told her how you
put me in trouble last night.

She couldn't control laughing.

She said, Divya is perfect
to handle your crazy behavior.

Anyway, Vaidu wants
to meet you this evening.

So 8 pm I'll pick you up.
After that we all can party.

What do you say?

I will call you later. Bye.

Hello? Hello, Divya?

Shourya! Shourya! Get up!

Shourya! Shourya! Shourya! Get up!

Shourya?

Shourya? Shourya!

Shourya, get up! - Divya!

Divya!

What is this?

What are you doing
in Vaidehi's flat?

She is in our flat, stupid.

I thought I dropped her home.
Did she drop me?

No problem.
Anything is fine. Good night, baby.

Go to sleep. - Oh God! Shourya!

What?- Mom and dad are here.

Why did my parents come here?

My parents are here, Shourya.

Still switched off.

The watchman said they were at home.

I don't know. - What do I do?

Darling, wake up. -Shourya!

Let's hide her in the storeroom.

Sorry. Sorry.

Go open the door. Go.

Were you still sleeping?

We slept late last night, mom.

I was at the hospital.

Don't move.

Divya, did you make 'Coffee'?

Mom! Dad!
What a surprise! When did you come?

How are you, son?

Divya takes good care of me.

Mom, how is your health?

It is good, son.

That's right. Even diseases
visit us for a few days

and go back like guests.

We came for a small
check-up in the hospital.

We will go back tomorrow.

No, dad.
I don't mind. I was just joking.

This is your daughter's home.

Excuse me.

Yes, we reached.

Mom, shall I make 'Coffee' for you.

No, dear.
I'll make breakfast for your dad.

No, mom! Please sit. This
is your first visit to our home.

Please don't start cooking so soon.

What is happening in our Vijayawada?

Do you watch daily soaps?

I don't watch daily soaps, son.

Oh dear! There is one
daily soap that is being aired.

'Fake Marriage.' I don't
know if you watch it

but my mom and
I watch it regularly.

What do you say, Divya?
Do you know about it? No?

Okay.

Divya, I want to take bath.

Divya, dad can use my room.
Take mom to your room.

There are two bedrooms because

girls are every
greedy for more space

she filled all the cupboards
with saris and dresses.

Come with me, Dad.

Hmm.

Mom! Where are you going? Sit down.

He had diabetes.
I have to give him breakfast

and give tablets before 9.

I will make breakfast
while he is taking a bath.

Oh dear! You don't
have to take that trouble.

We have a good hotel
right beside our house.

They make good breakfast.
I'll go bring it.

He doesn't like outside food, son.

Divya! Where is the storeroom?

No, mom!

Sorry, mom. I remembered my mom.

It's been four months
since I got married

but she didn't
come to visit me yet.

She loves Kartik more than me.

He is her world. Am I not her son?

I have been hiding
this pain from four months.

But it came out after I saw you.

Basically I look like a normal guy.

But I'm too emotional.
Am I right, Divya?

'My foot.'

Mom, he will keep talking
if you stand here.

Come, take bath.
I will make breakfast for dad.

No, dear. Son in law is

I know. Come with me. Come on.

Wow, I managed the
situation so beautifully.

If you start a MBA college,
you'll be the king there.

What a talent! You are a smart guy!

Stop this extra drama
and throw her out

before they come out.

How can I do that when
she is in that condition?

I don't care. You have
your useless friends. Call them.

Useless friend Abhay!

Singh uncle is father
in law's friend.

This is his son Candy.
They live in the adjacent flat.

Get up. Get up.

Do you have 'Chicken's'
in your home too?

We have many.

What do you eat?

Uncle, are you Telugu or Punjabi?

Telugu.

Oh God!

‘Do you have lots of
bedrooms in your house too?’

‘You’

Do you sleep in two bedrooms?

Like Shourya uncle

You came?

He comes here at this
time every day to pee.

This is the fashion
for kids nowadays.

Shall we go?

Bad manners. You should
pee in your own house. Go.

Yes. Now go.

He did his job. - Shourya!

It is amazing to have
'Coffee' here every morning.

This is a telescope, isn't it?

Yes, dad. I love astronomy.

Please try it. It is superb.

I can't see anything.

Turn it that side.

Divya, is the breakfast ready?

Yes.

Dad, turn it that side.
You will see Birla Mandir.

Where, son? I can't see anything.

Turn Right. Turn right. More right.

Exactly 22 degrees. There! - Where?

Don't turn this way. Look that way.

Someone is at the door.

The sun will come
up in five minutes.

You won't be able to see the God.
Keep looking.

I will open the door.

Shourya! Shourya!

Abhay! - What happened?
Why did you call me urgently?

Come in. Come in.

Shourya!
- Thank you so much.

What is she doing here?
- Hey, baby! How was your night?

Save me. - Long night.

Try to understand. Save me.

Divya!

I don't think the
temple is this side. Son!

Vaidu, my friend Abhay.

Why did you close
the door like that?

I was actually going
to open that door.

Take her away.
Please take her away. We are caught.

Dad! Mom! Abhay!

Abhay! Mom! Dad!

Divya! Vaidehi! Vaidehi! Divya!

You met them. Okay?
Done? Bye! - Who is this new girl?

Hello, everybody!

You can meet them later.
Come for dinner.

Who are you sending me with? - Bye!

Love you. Take care.

I beg of you. Drop her at home.

Oh God! Oh God!

Why did you send them away?
- They talk too much, mom.

They are like Fevicol.
They will get stuck here.

They will not leave at all.

We have a lot of work.
Am I right, Divya?

Shourya! Dad! Dinner ready.

Dad! - Yes? - Just wait.

What did you say?

What did I say?

Should I come and eat
as soon as you call me?

Should I sit when you say,
Shourya sit

or stand and wait for your orders?

What happened now?

Why do ladies dominate
us like this, dad?

You pampered her too much.

What will be left of our
honor if you cook and serve daily?

Answer me.

We have small desires
and tastes of our own.

Tell her, dad.

What should I say, son?

Why be scared, dad?
Let's say it bravely and openly.

I'm here with you.

Look, I'm not a good
person like you all

to sit and eat
whenever you ask me to.

All the rules will
be changed from today.

We both will serve you
food and you two have to eat.

Hmm?

Come, dad.

Mom, sit down.

Divya, sit. Sit.

Dad, don't be scared.
Serve food to mom. Do it, dad.

Hmm.

Don't stop even if she says no.
Serve the food.

Eat. Hmm?

Enough, son.

Eat this poppadum.

We got confused after
seeing his confusion.

In my whole life

This is the first time I've
seen him laughing like this

in 25 years of our marriage.

God granted you a husband
who is 100 times better

than the one I wanted for you.

Good entertainment
for the whole family.

Listen, I packed everything.
You said we'll leave by 9.

Is it 9 already?
Oh, I didn't realize it.

Ask son in law about Divya

I forgot.

Next month we have
Divya's cousin's wedding

in Vijayawada.

Since she has holidays now

we will take her along
so that she can meet everyone.

Sure. Divya is your daughter.

You can take her whenever you want.

Okay, Divya?
Go and have a good time.

I will call you once I reach.

Divya, did you tell uncle
that we will reach by 1?

Yes, I told him.

Did we keep everything?
Divya, the bottles

What bottles?

I mean I asked if you
kept water bottles in the car.

Yes, I kept them.

'Thank God she kept them.'

Shall we go? - See you later, son.

Okay, dad.

Divya!

Yes? What?

I didn't find the 'Beer' bottles.
Where did you hide them?

In the bathroom cabinet.

Darling, that is a superb idea.
That's why I love you.

Be happy and enjoy yourself.

Divya, call me once you reach.

Mom, send her soon.
I can't do without her.

Bye, Divya. - Okay.

Bye, darling!

Yes!

Don't put the 'Juice' bottle
in your mouth directly.

Pour it in a glass and
drink it like a human being.

Your Aunt should've
been a teacher, not a doctor.

All her anger is just for show,
she is soft inside.

She acts like Gabbar
Singh before everyone

but she becomes a
lamb in front of her dad.

I know what you are thinking.

No, no, no, I'm not missing Divya.

I don't have diseases
like emotional attachments

and missing people.
I will never have them.

I just got used to her. That's it.

It's a habit.
Habits come and go. That's it.

Cheers! Cheers! - Woohoo!

After a month,
you guys will miss me very much.

I wonder how you will live.

How?

How do you guys bear him?

When you have a big gutter
flowing beside your house

you slowly get used to the stink.
It's the same with him.

Right.

Crap! Call from US.

Hello?

Yeah, John. What?

That's That's awesome news.

Thank you. Yeah, I'll be there.

Sure. Thank you.

Yes! Hello, New York!

What? It's a million
dollar contract.

What superb news!

Wait, Divya will be so
happy when I tell her this.

I like this.
- Where did you go? - Send me, okay?

Boys, one more. - Yeah.

What happened?
Everything okay? Why are you tense?

Nothing.
My US contract has been approved.

What? - Wow!

The US contract has
been approved? - Hmm.

Why are you saying it so
casually? Celebration! Woohoo!

Whoa! Bro, I'm happy for you.

Okay, calm down. - Celebrations!

Divya

Calling Divya?

Yeah. She told me two days back

that I'll get
confirmation this month.

Did you call your parents?
- No, I'll call them later.

Divya should've reached
Vijayawada by now.

Why is her phone not reachable?

So, you didn't share this
big news with your parents first.

You didn't share it
with your close friends.

You didn't tell me.

When you wanted to
share the good news

that you have been
waiting to hear for so long

the first person you
thought about was Divya.

Find out what's in your heart,
Shourya.

I feel it is time for you to think.

Take care.

Bye.

Hello!

What?

Are you okay?

Sister!

She’s no more.

She died with a satisfied heart.

She saw your wedding.

She met Divya who
loves us all so much.

She died in peace.

I never thought that
you will become so mature.

It is all because of Divya.

You rejected the proposal
at first but accepted it later.

That's destiny.

Very few men are so lucky in life.

Don't lose it.

Dad!

Brother! What's wrong?

What's wrong?

See what they are showing
on TV since an hour.

There was a time when
they used to celebrate

when a wedding was fixed.

But now they are celebrating
the breaking of a marriage

and the taking of a divorce.

Brain Halls from Australia
has posted a video on Facebook

about an Indian couple
and it has gone viral on internet.

Celebrating our divorce, my friend.

This is the latest fashion in India.

She is my wife.
Oh sorry, my ex-wife Divya.

And he is my XYZ Shourya.

Serves them right for
asking us to get married.

We have to get married
and give birth to children.

Which convent is
your child studying in?

How much fees did you pay?

Will they give discounts
if you have Aadhar Card?

They want us to live in
slow motion with all such rubbish.

Dad, actually

I will kill you. I will
kill you if you say another word.

Do we look like fools to you?

Who gave you the right
to disgrace us publicly?

Who gave you the right?

You'll get married for
us and separate for yourselves?

After that?
Who will you live for after that?

Who will you live with?

On the wedding invitations
we print your names

along with parents'
names and addresses

and also the best wishes
of all the relatives in the end.

Do you what that means?

Our families are following
the tradition of marriage

trusting that our
children will respect it.

So, please come and shower
them with your blessings.

Give them place as a
wedded couple in the society.

They will continue to uphold
our honor and reputation.

This is what it means.

But what did you do?

You didn't get married
to do us a favor.

You did it to give
meaning to your own lives.

If everybody starts
thinking like you

marriage will become
a ghost very soon.

Today I lost everything
that I earned in the

past 45 years of my life.

My daughter is equally
to be blamed for this.

That's why I'm sparing you.

The divorce is granted.

Here are the divorce papers.

Your daughter will get
married in Hyderabad next week.

I heard that you
decided to go to US.

Mom told me.

All the best.

I didn't want to hurt anyone, dad.

I'm telling the truth.

But this is my fault.
I'm responsible for this.

At least half of the
mistakes we do in life

are not done to hurt others,
Shourya.

We just do what we feel
is right in that moment.

We don't have the desire
or the discernment

to understand what
that will result in.

The marriage may
have been a lie to you.

But the time that you both
have spent together is true.

The love and affection
that you shared

with our families is true.

The friendship between
you and Divya is true.

It is true that you
are in love with her.

You don't have to tell me,
I can see it in your eyes.

You feel that marriage
is a burdensome responsibility.

Do you know what
you need to understand?

Friendship is more
important in a marriage

than love and responsibility.

Anything can change
but not friendship.

Friendship is what
you both have achieved

by rejection your marriage.

Anyway, good luck, son.

Will your problems be
solved if you leave everyone

and run away to US?

Can you forget Divya?

Her wedding is happening
in Hyderabad today.

Think about it for a second.

If you talk to Divya once,
I'm sure

What should I say to her?

How should I face Divya?
Tell me. I will go.

Divya, please trust me again.
Come, let's elope.

Is that what I should say?

I constantly asked
Divya to trust me

but I ruined her
life with my stupid ideas.

I hurt my parents,
Divya's parents and everyone else.

I didn't listen to anyone.

I didn't think at all.

I just did what I wanted to.

No more.

It is right for me to leave.

Stop near the ATM. - Okay, sir.

Sorry, sir. Out of service.

There's another ATM
on the third floor.

Who are you?

Give me your phone. - One minute.

Do you know what is happening?

How did I come here?

Hey! The gun is in my hand.

Why are you asking the questions?

Didn't you study science?

Brother, you are cute.
Don't be scared of the gun.

I'm not a villain.
I'm a real gentleman.

She will get married again.
Do you know that?

How does he know that
Divya is getting married again?

You also know?

Does that mean that
she tells it to everyone?

That's why I'm leaving for US.

Huh? Why are you going away to US

when my wife is getting married?

Your wife? - Your wife?

Oh God! Not now. We are divorced.

My wife divorced you too?

Why will your wife divorce me?
My wife divorced me.

I mean our

Brother, don't confuse me. Clarity.

Our wife - What our wife?

I will miss my flight.

You will just miss a flight.
I'm going to die.

I'm here to commit suicide.

Suicide? - Yes.

Our wife divorced you
without divorcing me and

now she is marrying another man.

Let's commit suicide together.

Let's tell our family
story to this world and die.

You kill me and I will kill you.

But we have only one gun.

How?
- Brother, you are very confused.

No, you are confused.

She ditched both of us, brother.

Brother,
don't talk about Divya like that.

Why will Divya marry you?

Who is Divya?

My wife is marrying another man.

Similarly, your wife
is marrying another man too.

Is that it? - Is your wife
getting married to the same man?

She is marrying someone else.

And you are still alive?
- What else should I do?

Shame on you.
Let's jump down and die.

I forgot an important thing.
Make a call urgently.

Call who? - The media.

The media will tell the
whole world and my wife

about our suicide.

Brother, I have had a few drinks.

Nobody will believe me,
so I brought you here.

Come on, call up the media urgently.

How can you do that?
What should I do now?

Wait, hold the line.
I will tell you.

Hello! - Hello! Is it N TV?

Yes, tell me.
- Sir, there's a man here.

It seems his wife
is marrying someone else.

He came here to commit suicide.

He unnecessarily kidnapped
me and brought me here.

The gun. - He has a gun too, sir.

Suicide? What is his name?

What is your name?
- Gautam, software.

His name is Gautam, sir.
- What is your name?

Sir, my name is Shourya.

Area?

At Madhapur, sir.
On the terrace of Teja Towers.

Naveen! - Yes, sir?

Suicide case.
Go get a live covering. - Okay, sir.

Got it? - Sir.

I will kill you if you
ask stupid doubts. Write it down.

Fresh news!
A software engineer called Shourya

is committing suicide.

We heard that he kidnapped
another software engineer

named Gautam at gunpoint.

We still don't know
what his demands are.

Nobody listened to me when
I said we'll go to the airport.

Now call Divya.

Hello!
- Shourya is committing suicide.

He climbed a building
to commit suicide

because you are
getting married again.

What?

Leave immediately and come here.

Please ask him to stop
these dramas and plots.

You mental girl!
It is coming live on TV. Watch it.

I don't care. Please leave me alone.

Oh God!

Take us to the Registrar's office.

Hello! - Hello, sir! How are you?

I'm fine.
- Is Mr. Rao inside? - Yes.

Divya! Shourya is really
committing suicide for you.

Please trust me. Honestly.

Don't think about it, Divya.

We don't have the heart
to give you that freedom.

We can never agree that
a girl knows everything

even if she is a grown up.

We've the courage to
point out your mistakes

but we don't have the
courage to accept our own.

So I'm making this decision for you.

Go.

I have total confidence
in the way I raised you.

You will see me dead
if you climb another step.

Go.

Go.

Come on, quick.
Get in quickly. - Come on, let's go.

Hello, Suman! Can you hear me?

Hello! How long will it take
for the extra force to come in?

Shourya!

It is becoming difficult
to control the crowd. - Stop it!

Quick! Send them quickly, sir!

Shourya! - Okay, sir.

Shourya! - Come fast.

Shourya! Shourya!

Who are you? - Sir, I'm Divya.

What? - Shourya is
committing suicide for me.

Shourya?

Hello? - Hello!

I'm the SI. I'm speaking
from downstairs. - Shourya!

Your wife is here. - Shourya!

It seems your wife is here.
- Oh, yes.

Talk to her.

Here, talk to him. - Hello!

Hello? - Are you mad?

Yes, I'm mental, I'm crazy.

Any man will become
crazy after marrying you

he won't become a scientist.

Are you drunk?

I'm drunk. I will drink until I die.

Please come down.

There is no chance
of that happening.

Shourya, no!

Go ahead and get married.

Just remember that
I'm dying for you.

Listen to me. I didn't get married.

Come down. - I already decided.

The media,
the audience and brother

will be disappointed if
I don't commit suicide, you know.

Please I have to talk to you,
Shourya.

Shourya? Oh, brother.

Sir, please talk to him.

Your sister in law
wants to talk to you

give me if she takes
my name again. - Hello?

Will you commit suicide

even after your
wife begged you not to?

Sir, I'm not committing suicide.
It is the other man.

Yes, me.

Why did you take the phone?
Give it to him.

He wants to talk to you.

Hello? - Your wife is crying here.

Sir, I believed her tears
and got married to her

and I'm still crying
because of that decision.

Oh God! He is not listening to me.
You convince him.

Hello! - What hello?
I've had enough. Go.

Listen to me please. My wedding.

Go and marry that buffoon.

Did you see my situation,
brother? Goodbye.

Shourya

He cut the call, sir.

Go to the terrace
of the adjacent building.

Maybe he will change
his mind after seeing you.

Stand back. Stand back.

Okay, brother.
My job is done. I'm going.

Hey! You can't go
down until I go up.

Okay, I will die right now. - Stop.

Why do you love me so much?

I'm going to die anyway.

Use my credit cards and my money.
Spend it all.

Shourya! Shourya!

You don't have to pay the interest.

Divya, what are you doing here?

Will you kill yourself if
I marry another man? Are you mad?

No, I'm not dying.
He is killing himself.

Yes, me. - What?

Gautam, software.

Why did you say that on the phone?

Oh! Was it you on the phone?

Wasn't it Saroja on the phone?
- Gautam.

Software, it's me.
- What is this confusion?

His wife is marrying
someone else like you.

That's why he came
here to commit suicide.

I was leaving for US but
he kidnapped me on the way.

But you thought I was going to die.
That's it.

Were you running to US
because I was getting married?

I mean - You!

What is she searching for, brother?

Oh no, a stone.

The gap is too much to jump there.

Otherwise I would've
come there to push you.

What did I do?

He is better than you.
He is committing suicide

because his wife
is marrying someone else.

But you just scolded him
for trying to commit suicide.

Why are you supporting him now?

That's how ladies are, brother.

They get confused
and confuse us too.

Divya! - What?

I came to a decision.

You regret marrying this buffoon.

And I regret marrying
that useless woman.

Same situation.
Same feel. Same love. Same climax.

Let's ditch both of them

and we both can get married
if you say okay. What do you say?

Hey! I will smash your head.

Why will you beat him up?

Wow! Divya darling
is already supporting me.

Nobody knows when
and where love starts.

I will stab you in the
ribs if you call this love.

Reverse again.

Did you see that, brother? We
can't trust women. Come, let's die.

Wait a minute.
I need to talk to Divya.

I'll be happy if
I can convince her

or we both can die together.

You can never convince
me with your words.

It was a big mistake
to enter your life.

Correct. Why did you enter my life?

You ruined my life.

I hate you, Divya.

I was happy until now. 24 years.

I had innumerable friends.

Meet, eat, drink and finish.

I didn't care much about anybody.

I didn't care if someone
was with me or not.

I wanted to be like
that with you too.

But I couldn't do that. Why?

That's why I hate you.

Anju and Abhay have been
my friends from childhood.

I used to share everything
with them first.

But now?

I want to share
everything with you first.

Why? Are you that important to me?

That's why I hate you.

When your dad was dragging
you away that day

I was worried about you,
not about myself.

I was sick with worry
that they will scold you.

Till now I thought I knew
what I wanted in life, Divya.

But after you left I
realized that I know nothing.

That's why I hate you.

I hate you too.

I love you! Yes!

Shourya! Shourya, come down.

Shourya, please.
- I was born for a reason.

Shourya! - I was alive
till now so that I can unite you.

Now I will die.
This is enough, brother.

Listen to me. Come down.- Give
me your phone. Give me your phone.

Last picture, brother.

Shourya, careful. - I just
want to take a selfie. -Shourya!

Brother, post this on Facebook.

Saroja should see it.

He is going to jump.

He is going to jump.

Come down, brother.

You board your flight.
I will board my flight.

Shourya!

I won't come.

Shourya!

Shourya! - Shourya!

Shourya, please!

Shourya!

Kapileshwaramma! You are
the one that pulled the zip

without checking if our
son had his underwear on or no.

What can I do from
here if you call me now?

Please don't torture me.

Don't you have anything
else to talk about on phone

other than how to wash
his bum or pull his zipper?

Your stupid torture has turned
me into a stupid truck driver

from a professional killer.

Shourya!

Shourya!

They say a person sees
his whole life before his eyes

just before his death.

Hey, move aside!

I killed someone. Finished.

Kapileshwaramma,
you pulled the zip on our son

now the police will
pull the trigger on me.

Because of your phone torture

I lost control over the
truck and rammed into someone.

What did I do to deserve this?

Shourya! Are you okay?

Sir! I didn't kill him on purpose.

Kapileshwaramma pulled
our son's zipper up

without seeing if he
had his underwear on or no.

Listen to me, sir.
You didn't kill anyone.

In fact, you saved someone, sir.
You are a real hero.

Hero? - Yes, sir.

What did you say?
I'm a hero?

Congratulations.

Sir, she tortured me on the phone.

Get down.

Are you okay?
- Are you hurt? - Hey, are you okay?

Shourya! - We all were so worried.

Why did you do this?- Shourya!

Yay!

Time for celebration!

Divya! Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!