Kal ho naa ho (2003) - full transcript

The film's female lead, Naina (Preity Zinta) narrates the story. Her father had committed suicide years ago which left a deep impact on her heart. Her family is dysfunctional since her mother and grandmother just cannot stop arguing. But when Aman (Shahrukh Khan) arrives next door, the whole gloomy conditions change. Aman infuses life in skeptical and overtly serious Naina, and she falls in love with him. But Aman knows that he cannot marry Naina because of a secret which he cannot divulge to her. So he intends upon setting her up with her best pal Rohit (Saif Ali Khan).

New York... one of the biggest cities
in the world

Business capital of the world.

Every breath of the city...every
heartbeat is filled with speed

People are always in a hurry here...

in a hurry to leave home...in a hurry
to reach the office...

always in a hurry to be a
step or two ahead of life

There is no place for anyone
who can't cope here

Miles away from India, this city
is infested with Indians

ln fact they say every fourth face
in New York is an Indian

One more thing...

Oh... by the way that's mel

This city taught me
to be independent...

it taught me to fulfill
my responsibilities...

taught me to face life...

...but it couldn't teach me to love...

where was the time?

Whenever I watched the
city from far...

I felt Papa was closer

Whenever I missed him,
I came here

I am Naina Catherine Kapur
and this is my story

I understand Mr.Shah,

but try and understand my problem

I must have the loan extension, please.

I know the restaurant
is centrally situated.

But there's competition
around, Mr. Shah...

My mother, Jennifer.
After Papa passed away...

the entire responsibility
of the family fell on her

But she never allowed us to ever
feel the burden of her sorrows

Thank you...I.
- I'm home.

Where were you?

Central Park

Central Park? Why?

To meet someone.
- Who?

To meet my boyfriend...

Bill...bills...bills
Private & confidential.

That's mine.

What is this?
It's Sweetu's mail again

When will the mailman understand
that we are Kapur with a 'U'...

and they are Kapoor with an 'O'?
He always...

Were you crying?

No... you were crying...

No mom.

My mother and I...
We lied to each other everyday

Kunwari kudi

Kunwari kudi marriage bureau,
what's this?

Why don't you ask your grandmother?

It must some new plan
to find you a groom

But I don't want to get married...
Why doesn't Dadi leave me alone?

Why doesn't she just leave?

Mom! Where's she?

It's going to be eight...

Hi Guys, 10 seconds to go.

8 seconds to go.

4,3,2,1 ....bang.

My grandmother Lajjo...
She had three dreams

One that New York
becomes a part of Punjab

Two, that I marry a Sardar
and three... that my mother dies

Saraswatiji, Lata, Asha and Usha have
served you with their music for years

But from today Kammo,
Vimmo and I, Lajjo...

Hello! will serve you.

So without delay further we are
going to present you a song

The words are 'Pritam come hither...'

The song is specially requested by
our neighbour, Chaddaji from Queens...

That's very kind of you

Kammo... Vimmo...

Go Lajjo...

Go Lajjo...

''Pritam, come hither...''

''Pritam, come hither...''

''My sad heart calls out to you...''

''Pritam, come hither...
Come hither... Come hither...''

Dadi!....Stop it.

Oh God! Interrupted our prayers?

Insulted the goddess?

Don't you have any shame?

Don't you have any shame?

Singing 'Come hither'
'Come hither' to Chaddaji?

Who's singing it to Chaddaji?
We are singing 'Pritam, come hither'

What is his first name?
- Pritam....

And what is this?

What? - This.

Wow! Pictures from Kunwari Kudi!

All three of them are so goodlooking

Three? They look
like the same guy

No, no my child...
they are different

Now what is that Kunwari kudi ad?

''Hey girl, Hey Girl, hey Girl...
choose your groom and be free''

''Choose one, two or three''

Dadi, I am not interested in marrying
anyone... one two or three

If you don't marry, my child,
how will you have children?

I can have my children.
There's no need to marry

My brother Shiv, a handicap.

He couldn't play basketball
like the other boys...

but he could be quite irritating
like the other boys

Shiv, put off the T.V.

Whenever I see,
it's always basketball!

Just because I can't play
doesn't mean I can't see...

Don't get cute with me.
All right. Hurry up.

Gia, help your brother.

Didi, did you see my new dolls?
- Gia!

This is Mama, this is you...

this is bhaiyya, this is me and...

Oh, so you are awake...!

Looking so good...
like Hari Putter...

Harry Potter, dadi...

Ya ya... whatever... Hari, Harry...

Good morning, dadi.
- Ya Ya...

What's your schedule today?

Dadi's love for Shiv was only
matched by her hatred for Gia

Gia was adopted and probably that's why
Dadi did not consider her, our own

And Gia... She always kept the
Dadi doll away from her perfect family

Distance was not just
between the two in the family...

Guru Nanak and Jesus had
their own battle in the house

It's so cold! Is the heater on?

You are always on, aren't you?

What?- Nothing!

Will it?- Shut up.

Bet? - Don't irritate me.

Chicken is just 1 dollar.

What's for breakfast?
- Fruit and cereal

What? - Cereal...

Has it started? The serial
Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki...?

Not the TV serial...
the cereal we eat

So what's new?
That we eat everyday

Poor daughter-in-law... she doesn't
know how to make Indian food

Our dear daughter-in-law, Jenny

Do you know, Naina?

I saw a Lovely dream last night

In the dream, I was eating
hot aloo parathas...

with Iots of white butter
Oh... how I missed Chandigarh!

If you miss Chandigarh so much
then you must go away there

What do you think Naina?

I'm going nowhere. If I Ieave,
what wiII happen to these chiIdren?

I'm very concerned about them

And I'm concerned onIy about them

Yes of course... why wouId
you be concerned about me?

Who am I to you?
If onIy my son was aIive today...

OnIy if he was aIive...

Stop it. Just stop it.

Here's your doIIar. You won.
As usuaI, are you happy now?

And both of you...just forget it.

My morning began
this same way everyday

Mama and Dadi's fight,
followed by my angry walkout...

and then listening to my stupid
neighbour, Sweetu's stupid chatter

Oh Hi!- One minute.

Okay, make that 2 gIaced doughnuts,
2 bIue berry muffins.

2 chocoIate frappechinos.

And what wiII you have?

Sweetu. Full name, Jasprit Kapoor...
Kapoor with two '0's.

my neighbour....
& unfortunately best friend.

She has two problems.
The weight that she never loses...

and the fact that she
never feels sad about it

TeII, Na...
- One doubIe expresso pIease.

Here's your Ietter.
It came again to our house

Your name had to be J. Kapoor...

Oh wow Naina! BIind date appIication.
- What appIication?

It's a very cooI service...
it's very popuIar in New York

Just fiII in a form describing
the guy of your choice...

write something about yourseIf...

they match the detaiIs and bingo,
you get the guy...!

Wow! And what have you written
about yourseIf?

See Naina, I have written
what's the truth... what is... is

What did you write?

That from far,
I Iook Iike Aishwarya Rai...

And up cIose,
Iike Aishwarya Rai's house

Oh my god!
- Just Iook at me....

Oh my god! Just Iook at him

Look at me. I'm out of controI.
- He's so cute.

Sweetu, Iook at me...
- I see you everyday...

He's so cute...
- Shut up...shut up.

Boys, boys boys...
That's aII you are interested in

What wiII happen?

You wiII get the boy you want...

you wiII get married, you wiII
have his chiIdren and then...

he wiII Ieave aII of you and go away

What wiII you do then?
What wiII you do?

I wiII marry again... What eIse?

Forget it. Just...

Naina, what Didi says is right...

Babes! You need heIp.

You & your Didi!

BIoody...Eating aII our business!

Jazz...Full name Jaswinder Kapoor

Sweetu's elder sister
and unfortunately...

Mama's best friend and
restaurant partner

She had problems too

Youth, that she is desperately
holding on to...

and age that she refuses to accept

Oh customers!

3 coffees pIease.
- Coming up.

Thanks....mummy.

Look, I said I'm sorry Jenny.

It's okay.
- It's not okay.

With great difficuIty,
we have four or five customers coming in

Thanks to you, if they run away,
what are we going to do?

Listen to me.
- No, you Iisten to me.

You know very weII that if we don't
return the Ioan from the bank...

on time we wiII have
to Ieave this pIace

Then, what are we going to do.
I mean what...

Oh god! This rain.
I hate this rain.

Opps! Sorry. That's my friend.
I forgot to mention about him

Meet Rohit Patel.

Son of Karsanbhai & Sarlabhen Patel.

Karsanbhai was one of the
richest Gujaratis in America

His food chain was quite popular
in the whole country

Name.: Dial a Dhokla

Rohit lived alone in New York

As for work, in the last three years
he had made no progress

Hi guys. Have fun.

Yes, Thank you.- Good.

Okay. So, if I can get this fiIe
with this...

Ah JuIia!

Dinner at 8?

Dinner at 8...8...Dinner

Dinner at 8 - Yeah.

AII right. I'm going to
pick you up at 7.30.

Poor Rohit... he wasn't as cool
as he thought he was

But...

He never stopped trying.

Hey Gorgeous!
- Are you taIking to me?

Who eIse? You think I was taIking
to this rhino here?

My name is Rohit

Don't bother. I'm married
- So what?

So what if you are married...

....to him

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
- Put him down.

I don't even Iike her.
- Put him down.

Bye, take care.

So that's Rohit PateI.

How do I know him?
For the Iast one year...

I have been studying with him
in the evening MBA cIasses

Sorry, I'm Iate.- WaIk.

What happened?- Nothing
I was coming down in the Iift and...

I understood...
What's the girI's name?

I don't know.
- Husband hit you or boyfriend?

Husband... - What was his name?

Hari Prasad Chaurasia...
How do I know? Husband's name...

Oh Rohit... I'm feeIing so bad...
- It's ok...

...that he didn't hit you more...
- Thanks.

How was your weekend?

Fantastic!. I went to London
and Paris...

It shows. Anyway my
weekend was rocking

LaiIa and I. In the same room...
on the same bed... aII weekend

You know what I mean.
- Oh pIease.

Oh...Ah LaiIa, stop it. Not there.

Stop it. No. Stop it.

Listen. WiII you

LaiIa, no...

Thank God you are not Iike the
other girIs in New York

You are neither sexy, nor beautifuI
and you always have time for me

I Iike you.- Thanks Rohit.

Thanks Rohit... if it wasn't
for you, I wouId have died

Jerk!

Gita Patekar, New entry.

Today is her first day. Divorcee,
for God's sake Ieave her aIone

Hi!- Hi!

PIease sit - where?

I'd say in my heart...but for now....
right here behind me.

Sick!

DINNER AT 9.

PIease don't, okay.

l wonder what Rohit wrote
in his black diary...

l never asked him about it...

He is mad

When l met him the first time,
l didn't like him at all

But today, he's my friend...
a very close friend

Basically, he's a nice guy and
this l can vouch for...you know why?

Because that night
he did not cancel his date

To you.

Rohit Patel, l forget about all
my household problems when l meet him.

Are you aII right, my son?
Hope you are not hurt... - Sorry, dadi.

What sorry? Can't you see?
What if my Shiv had got hurt?

What are you doing?
She's just a chiId...

ChiId? You have spoiIt her

It's her duty to
take care of her brother

And yours, to forgive...
not to raise your hand

I haven't been abIe to forgive you...
so who's she?

Forgive me? What have I done?
- Forget it...

No no... pIease say..
what wrong have I done?

Listen... Just keep quiet...

The same comment everyday!
PIease bIurt it out today

Don't make me open my mouth

Why are you scared? PIease say...

It's because of you that my son...

Dadi....Enough!

The fact that was known all these years
but never spoken about...

was mentioned today

Papa's death was not incidental

He had taken his own life...
he commited suicide

The truth is always bitter.

No one knows the truth.
Not even you

Stop it Gia... stop it...
Don't cry now...

She hates me.
- No darIing, she doesn't hates you.

She hates you.

Don't say that...

she's angry now...
everything wiII be aIright

When wiII everything be aIright, Mama?

Do you know, when I was young...

I used to cry over IittIe things.
My mother used to teII me...

that Jesus sends his angeI
to aII of us to wipe our tears

AngeI?- AngeI darIing, AngeI!

Our angeI wiII come...
he wiII wipe our tears

He wiII give us Iots of happiness...

and wiII Ieave our sorrow
somewhere far away

When wiII our angeI come?

Let's do one thing

Today, in our prayers Iet's ask
Jesus for our angeI... OK?

Dear god, if you're Iistening.

PIease bring some Iight into
these dark times... A IittIe Iight...

And suddenly the season changed...

no one knows how, but moving
aside the gloomy clouds...

the sun smiled on all of us

Come on, he's open...He's open.
Come on.

What are you doing guys?

Want to come & teach me, you shit.

If I couId pIay,
I'd sureIy have pIayed

HeIIo boy, HeIIo girI, HeIIo doII.

Who are you?
What are you doing here?

No, I'm sorry.
I'm Aman....HeIIo.

Mama has said not to taIk to...
str...str... strangIers...

Not strangIers, siIIy... Strangers

But I'm not a stranger.
I Iive in that opposite house

Wrong. That stupid Chadda uncIe
Iives there

I know...That's my uncIe

You made a Boo boo.

Yes, he made a boo boo. It's okay.

I know he's a IittIe stupid...

and I have aIso heard that he has
something on with a siIIy oId hag here

That's our grandmother

Oops! I made a - Boo Boo

I'm sorry.

By the way, what's
your grandmother's name?

Grandmother!- What a nice name!

Listen to us poor...and God wiII
hear your prayers

Oh wow! What's this?
Beggars in New York?

Those are not beggars...
That's our grandmother!

Oh! I'm sorry for you.
I'II do something about it

Best of Iuck.

''Listen to us poor...and God wiII
hear your prayers''

''You give us a doIIar and
He wiII give you ten Iakhs''

Grandma! Grandma!

Oh Lajjoji...
He has heard our prayers!

Who?- He...

Grandma! Oh Grandma...

Jennifer Lopez!

Spice GirIs... here... here...

What's the matter? We were
praying to Goddess Saraswati!

You were not praying to Saraswati...
you were torturing her!

Now... Saraswati can't come here

herseIf so on her behaIf I beg you...

PIease don't sing!

What?

What do you mean 'what'?

Just Iook at them... these young
chiIdren who are pIaying here...

it wiII have such a bad effect on them

They wiII Iose faith in music!

And who are you to say
aII these things to us?

I'm sorry I forgot
to introduce myseIf...

I'm Aman Mathur,
your new neighbour...

and Chaddaji's nephew

Chadda's nephew?

Lajjoji... Don't mind.
My nephew is a bit mischevious!

Hmmm... Chadda and
Lajjo's Iove story...

doesn't care about age
and bIooms in gIory...

She's quite sexy!

Chadda!- Lajjo.

Lajjoji... don't shout
so much at this age

If you do, it's straight...

If you guys are so fond of singing,
I wiII come and teach you

TeII me... When do I pIay you guys...?

Chadda! He doesn't even know
how to speak

What's happening here? What's this
noise so earIy in the morning!

Specsy!

He comes to our IocaIity
and stops us from singing?

We were singing so weII and he says
we don't know how to sing...

He must be that Chadda's reIative...
- Let's speak to him...

''I saw someone moments ago...''

''who is that girI?''

''The more I Iook at her...''

''the more I wonder...''

''what may I say to her?''

Hit it.

''I saw someone moments ago...''

''who is that girI?''

''Is she a bud...? Is she a ray...?''

''or is she part of a Iegend?''

''The more I Iook at her,
the more I wonder...''

''what may I say to her?''

''Pretty Woman...''

''Look... Pretty Woman''

''Say with me...Pretty Woman''

''Ya Pretty Woman!''

''Listen up, girI...
you're feeIing this way''

''Don't you see the sunshine
coming up today?''

''You got to feeI it right,
just Iike day after night''

''Don't Iet the sunshine
out of your sight''

''I can feeI you...''

''I'm crazy about you.
Pretty Woman''

''The coIour of goId...''

''the coIour of crystaI...''

''the sight Ieaves me breathIess...
I'm amazed''

''What trait is this...?''

''why're there so much of pride...?''

''what secret is it...?
How wiII I say it''

''Happy in a moment and angry too...''

''she changes coIours every moment''

''But when I Iook at her,
I find her oh so beautifuI''

''The more I Iook at her...''
''the more I wonder...''

''what may I say to her?''

''Pretty Woman...''

''Go for it!''

''Her eyes hoId an intoxication...''

''Her tresses are ike the cIouds...''

''such trait, O IoveIy one,
I had never seen''

''I see this fairy...''

''it brings my heart aIive...''

''isn't this a speII being a cast?''

''I know not her name,
nor where she Iives...''

''but this much I sureIy know''

''The one she casts a Iook at
wiII sureIy go crazy''

''The more I Iook at her
the more I wonder...''

''what may I say to her?''

''Pretty Woman...''

''Look... Pretty Woman''

''Say with me...Pretty Woman''

Gia!

Sorry...sorry.

HeIIo! Hi, I'm Aman.

I know. Everyone heard it this morning

I never knew that
Chaddasaab had a nephew!

Even I didn't know that my uncIe's
neighbours are so beautifuI!- What?

I was taIking about your mother!

Jennifer right!

Jennifer you're very very very beautifuI.
- Thank you.

Let me say this.

This is shiv, Basket baII champ.

and this is my sweet heart Gia.

and you're...
- Not interested.

That shows on your face

Anyway, It's very to nice meet
the rest of you.

Nice to meet you too.
- Thank you.

Do you know Aman?

I saw so much coIour together in
our street for the first time today?

I know. It's a boring sort of a street.

But don't worry. Now that I am here...

Just see what happens in future!

You must have come here
on important business

No, not at aII.
Just to get married!- ReaIIy!

Jennifer, I want to marry your daughter!
- What?

Do you mind?
I'm taIking to Gia.

Gia, my sweet heart
wiII you marry me?

Yeah....pIease...-No...no.

Doesn't matter...

Just one thing... is she in
a bad mood or was she born this way?

She has always been Iike this
- Don't say Iike that.

PIease don't mind her.
- No....no, not at aII.

This is a chiIdhood probIem.

Anyway, IoveIy to meet you aII.

I wiII see you guys at about 7 or 8...

7 or 8? - For dinner

At your pIace...
I'm your new neighbour

ObviousIy you wiII invite us to
show your hospitaIity... won't you?

Okay.

Okay....okay...okay.

ActuaIIy not 7... at 8...
I'm a bit busy...

and after I go she wiII be
angry with you.

... for inviting me to dinner

But don't worry...
it's a chiIdhood probIem

She won't say any such thing

Where was the need
to invite him for dinner?

Yes... What was the need?

One minute weren't you there?

I did not invite him...
he invited himseIf

I teII you Lajjoji...
Our Mrs. Sharma was teIIing me...

Who?- From Kunwari Kudi...

She was saying that

these young goodIooking
boys come from India...

and take our girIs for a ride...

Ride? For what?

For a card...- Ya... ration card

Oh Shut up. For a Green card...
what eIse?

Lord! Did you hear that?

Lord, pIease protect us

Oh forget it aunty.
It's just one guy...

I can handIe an entire army

I'm inviting Sweetu
and Rohit for dinner

Rohit? A boy!- Is he singIe?

He's a boy... he's singIe
and he is Gujarati

Gujarati!- They are vegetarians

ReIax dadi.

He's a cIose friend.
Just Iike Sweetu.- Sweetu?

What? I was getting ready
for my bIind date!

BIind date?- Oh! A date with a bIind boy

No wonder she has
bIindfoIded herseIf!

BIind date means a date with
a boy who has never seen me

And when he sees, he wiII
be bIinded with shock

How rude is that?

Anyway Naina, I can't come
tonight bye aII.

Bye baII make your caII.

I'm coming...Wait for me.

Hey Naina.- Hey Rohit.

What's up?

What are you doing?
- Nothing... I'm with Gita.

Gita.- Yeah you remember Gita.

Exchange student from our cIass.

She Iives in Soho
with two other girIs

Two other girIs?

You have got a bonus!- WeII.

Yes.- You pIease come home
for dinner tonight

What dinner!

Yes... Mom has invited some
stupid neighbours for dinner...

so even you come

What time?- 8 o cIock...

8 p.m.? Such a short notice
for Kunwari Kudi?

Sorry Mrs. Sharma

but the honour of my famiIy now
Iies in your hands

You have reaIIy put me
in a tight spot

Sardar! Sardar!

And yes...the boy shouId be
a Sardar, pIease

Enter this. They want a Sardar boy

ShouId I go then?- Oh Shut up

AII you think of is your marriage sorry,

PIease teII me the address...

Where were you?
You took so much time

Go and ask supermarket.

Naina's come home...

Let me heIp, cIose the door darIing.

Not so much...it's too much...

I said I'd do it, Jenny...

Thank you.- What's the need...?

What have I done? I'm just
impressing my mother-in-Iaw

What do you say?

You're very sweet.
- You're aIso very sweet.

I know her

I forgot to teII you...
Rohit had caIIed

He said he wouId be
15 to 20 minutes Iate

Sweet boy. Boy friend.- Friend!

Mom... I need to speak
to you privateIy

Gia... Go out!

Now what is it?

Mom.- What are you doing Naina?

This Aman...- Aman's mother...

HeIIo aunty!- HeIIo.- HeIIo uncIe.

Can't see Lajjoji anywhere

Yes... sometimes we are Iucky

So funny.

Is it our house or theirs?
- Mine

See I've got a new T.shirt.

Wow! Who gave it?- Aman!

Mr.Mathur - Yeah darIing.

Don't caII me darIing.

Then caII me Aman.

Is something Iess?- SaIt!

Even you have the same probIem

Why are you foIIowing me?

Don't you have anything to do?

The restaurant accounts
are so bad...

How's it so bad?

How dare you, it's
my private affair.

Let me Iook.

I'm sorry my son is
reaIIy mad.

I'm reaIIy sorry chiId.
- It's okay.

What is this?

When wiII you change your
chiIdhood habits?

One sIap... in the chiIdhood
shouId have heIped

TeII me.

Lajjoji... this pink
reaIIy suits you

Your bIue is not so bad either!

Mr. BIue... Ms. Pink...
the dinner is ready

I can see that...

Indian Food! I'm sure Jenny hasn't made it

Aman heIped a Iot!

CongratuIations on getting
a new servant!

CongratuIations on getting
a new son-in-Iaw!

Keep the change.

Your father must be a waiter!
Waiter, where's the party?

Excuse me, I'm Iooking
for No.29 - 27.

Oh my darIing son...

you must eat aII the Indian food
that's cooked today...

you have become white eating
that siIIy bread everyday

Have rice.

He Iooks so good my son.
Just Iike Rakesh Roshan

Hrithik Roshan, stop it dadi.

Stop it sister...stop it.

I'm seeing it for the first time
in New York...

had seen it once in Bombay...
- What?

BEST bus. There comes your bIind date
I'II get it.

It's Rohit...- I'II get it...

Dadi...- I said I'II get it

O heIIo.- HeIIo!

You?

Yes... me

Have you come from the bureau?- Yes

But I asked for a
Sardar on the phone

And I'd said 'young' on the form

It's not me...It's my granddaughter

Sweetu...he is here

Oh! You caII her Sweetu at home?

Come on...

No no... My name's Guru
- Come... my son

Mrs Kapoor....- Miss Kapoor.

''Come into my arms...''

Music.- ''come into my arms...''

You Iook Iike you are
Sweetu's sister

I am Sweetu's sister,
siIIy boy.- What?

What's the matter? Our guest
is our God... Just sit down

You naughty, you never toId us that
Rohit is so handsome

You are Rohit.

Who did you caII Rohit?
Who's Rohit?

What is this Rohit business...?
His name is...

Guru Guru Guru...
C'mon, get started

Who is Guru?- You 'Guru'...

Forget it...TeII me where
do you Iive...?

I Iive in Jackson heights
First I had my den in Mumbai...

I Ieft Mumbai and took an
entry into US... What say?

AbsoIuteIy fit bhai! Wanna have
chicken? Naina's made it.

Who's Naina?- That one...
Specsy

Who eIse Iives in your
house?- Where?- Home?

At home... there's mummy,
I and Master...

You mean your father...?
- Master is a dog!

Never say such things
about your father!

Long nose.

What do you do?

Video Pirate!- PiIot?

Piracy... Long Iive video piracy

You mean crime...theft

E... Specsy... Don't caII me a thief...
Who did you caII a thief?

Don't you get scared, my son?

What's to get scared? Big brothers...
they handIe everything

Brothers? How many
brothers do you have?

Brothers... Four but one
has been sent up there

Up there? You mean even
he's a piIot?

Up there meaning...- Oh! I'm so sorry...
How sad!- It is okay.

What happened?

Mummy, Papa...Iive in Connecticut
...- Connecticut.

...and I'm aIone in Manhattan...- Manhattan.

You speak too much

Just Iook into my eyes...
what do you see?

Bathroom.

The bathroom is over there.- Where?

There!- It is okay.

It's okay...Everything wiII
be aIright...

The mother's sIightIy mad but
everything wiII be aIright

Why are you guys shouting?

E... Mummy...

You oId hag! I'm running out of here...

This doesn't work for me.
And this specsy...

She's Iike cactus...thorny...
What Sweetu is she man?

You are Sweetu?
- Who are you?

You are mine!

Look, I have come
to the wrong house...

I came to meet Naina...
I wiII take Ieave...- PIease

PIease don't go...
I'm going...

if you need any DVDs or video tapes
You must come to my shop...

You'II come, won't you?- Yes!

PIease don't go... PIease...

Let me go... For God's sake,
Iet me go!

You!- Are you aIright?

Are you aIright... I'm fine

Those guys are Iunatics!

I wiII caII you Iater.
- I wiII aIso caII you Iater.

Run... run...

We don't want to go there.

You are Iaughing?
I don't beIieve this.

NormaI peopIe find
such situations funny

Are you trying to say
I'm not normaI?

If you are normaI...
then I'm Sridevi

WeII. According to me.
You are not normaI

Since morning, you have been behaving
Iike you have known us for years

Not years, darIing...
For eons

In fact, I feeI our bond is
from severaI past Iifetimes

Listen... You are our neighbor
so pIease behave Iike one

Open the door... May I pIease
borrow haIf a cup of miIk?

What are you doing?

Didn't you just say that I shouId
behave Iike a neighbour?

So may I have haIf a cup of miIk?

So funny.

See... pIease take this
happy-go-Iucky nature...

and knock on someone eIse's door

And we're genuineIy
not interested.

What happened?
- What's your probIem?

ProbIem?- Yes... why do you feeI...
that the entire weight of the worId

is on your deIicate shouIders?

Who are you?

Don't...

What's the point of
praying to God...

when you don't know how to vaIue
the Iife he has given?

What do you know
about my Iife anyway?

Not much, but enough to say..

that in your eyes perhaps
you don't have much

But Iook at your Iife
through someone eIse's eyes...

and you'II know you have a Iot!
- Now I have to hear a Iecture

Listen... Live... be happy..
SmiIe... Who knows?

Tomorrow may not be...

What a thought.

Tomorrow may not be...
Oh, It is too good.

Anyway, I wiII teach you to smiIe

It is a simpIe 3 parts process.

Try...

Try...- Don't touch me.

God... the poor thing has
forgotten how to smiIe

Just keep practicing
and it wiII come back

Your probIem is that you think..

I know! I am very sexy.

But you are not my type
For now, just practise

Forget it. I am sorry.

I kept thinking the whoIe night...
was that idiotic Aman right?

Had I reaIIy forgotten to smiIe?

Of course she smiIe
The Iast time she smiIed when.... Uh

Now she wiII smiIe
onIy during her wedding!

Uh...uh...

Whenever she was with her
father, she smiIed...

Uh...uh...

When the big brother threatens her...
that's when she wiII smiIe

What a beautifuI smiIe!

Whose?- Priya...Who eIse?

The photograph was taken
at the wedding...

where did you find it?

It was Iying in this fiIe

I spoke to Priya this morning

She said you are meeting her today?

I was just Ieaving to go there...

ShouId I come with you?
- What wiII you do there?

In any case, I want to speak
to Priya in private...

Aren't you scared?- I'm not scared

You keep worrying unnecessariIy.
There's nothing to worry

Everything wiII be aIright...

everything wiII be aIright...

Nothing wiII be aIright...

tiII you Iose weight
you are going to get no boy

But I'm trying Naina...
- I can see that

Wow! He is so cute, Naina.

He Iooks cute to you?
- You don't find any guy cute!

That is not true.
- I can't hear anything...

You were Iistening
to our conversation?

I wasn't Iistening...
I was trying to Iisten

If you speak so softIy
how do you expect me to Iisten?

Excuse me, move...move....

We didn't meet that day...

I'm Ms. Square's new neighbour
... Aman

I'm Ms. Square's oId
neighbour, Sweetu

Shut up. We were taIking.
- Now we are taIking

Look Sweetu... Any guy who Iooks
at your figure and Ioves you...

...wiII be bIind!
- ...wiII be wrong. Ignore her.

He shouId Iook into your
heart deepIy...- You're right.

I am always right.

TeII me something...Is there a guy
here whom you Iike?

That one.

His name is RamdayaI?
You know him?

No... but he Iooks the RamdayaI type

Yeah. CaIIing me?
- I am taIking to you, RamdayaI.

Name's Frankie

Frankie RamdayaI

This girIfriend of mine
wants to Ieave me for you...

she says you are cooI, sexy...

she says your hairstyIe is wow!

What do I do Sweetu,
If I've not seen 'DiI Chahta Hai'?

So what if I don't know
much about hairstyIes?

Are you going to Ieave me for this...
this shriveIed mango?

What?- Sorry, RamdayaI.

How wouId you feeI if I Ieft you
for this... specsy?

You are a Iucky dog, RamdayaI.

Go Sweetu...Go Iive your Iife...

be happy... be prosperous...
be happy with Ramu...

Is he coming?

Come on... come on...

Hi! Franky here.
- Hi! I'm Jaspreet.

Jas...what?

Sweetu. - Sweetu, sweet name.

I DJ at CIub Nirvana.
Tonight's the retro night

Why don't you guys come aIong?
And get your mummy aIong

You take care, man.
Everything wiII be aIright

How did you Iike my performance?

You are jeaIous because
now Sweetu has a boyfriend...

and you don't, Mummy!
- I do... I have a boyfriend!

You do?
- You do? Who's he?

Rohit!

But you said Rohit
was just a friend

I said that because I don't taIk
about my personaI Iife to everyone

But you shouId have toId me

Oh! Sweetu, don't mind.
We'II go to the disco... and there

you won't have Ms. Square, Mummy!

Of course Rohit and I wiII come!

Of course we won't go!

But why?- I said no!

Rohit!

Gita is coming home for dinner

You can do aII this but you
can't come for dinner with me?

Naina, try to understand.

Gita says she Iikes me...
- Why won't she say that?

After aII she's found
a father for her kids...

Liar!- So she's a Iiar...
and you?

I spoke Iies because that
stupid Aman irritates me a Iot

He just met you yesterday...
How can he irritate you so much?

Do you know what he was saying?- What?

You won't beIieve it.

That I don't Iaugh...
I don't know how to smiIe...

that I don't have a Iife...
That I don't know how to Iive...

Naina... aII that is true

I know, But why shouId
I hear it from him?

2 cream bageIs....- Low fat.

I want to show him that even
I can have a boyfriend...

who's cooI, handsome and sexy...
- What did you say?

How much?- 3 doIIars.

Before that...- Before what?

Before how much?- Just a second Iady.
- Oh that....

That you are handsome,
cooI and sexy...

You mean that? Do you reaIIy
think I'm sexy?

You are right! Just for that
stupid Aman we don't have to...

No... No... Let's do it.
- Let's do what?

Me boy friend.
You girI friend.

What about Gita?
- Who's Gita?

So we'II meet this evening at Nirvana

Yeah! What do you guys say?
- Having fun.

Sweetu!- I'm going to the DJ cabin.
You want to come here?

Yeah sure.

Aman, he caIIed me Babe.
I Iove you Aman.

Now, go & Iove him.

By the way, where did you two meet?

In the park...- Park?

In the park?

But I thought you two studied
together in the MBA cIasses?

So what? Can't we meet in the park?

Of course you can meet... but what
were you doing in the park?

Very good question.

I had taken my doggy for a waIk...

and she had taken her doggy for a waIk...

That's strange.

But Naina doesn't have a doggy

Yes.- No.

I had taken my neighbour's doggy
for a waIk

That's stranger.

I'm your neighbour.
And I don't have a doggy

Naina, you siIIy siIIy girI
you're forgetting.

... you took my doggy for a waIk that day...

Rohit, you siIIy siIIy boy.

If she took your doggy for a waIk

Then whose doggy did you
take for a waIk?

I have two doggies

In fact, I have a Iot
of doggies in my house

In fact, at times even
I Iook Iike a doggie

And then we met
at a friend's house

What's your friend's name?

Gita!- Gita?

That same Gita with
two fiIthy chiIdren

HeIIo Gita, hi.

Rohit... what are you doing here?

Didn't you say that you were
going out with your famiIy?- Yes, yes.

Meet my mummy and papa.

He's a funny man.

Gita, my chiId!

I just got to know that their

Iove story was born in your house
- My house?

Oh, I'm sorry. Aren't you the same Gita
who has two fiIthy chiIdren?

FiIthy chiIdren?

How dare you?
- Are you mad? LittIe AngeI.

Stop...

You didn't even teII me
you had a girI friend.

I didn't know it myseIf...

She's not my girI friend.

Rohit, I'm confused...
what's going on?

Ask her!

Naina... What's going on?
I'm very confused ya.

You just shut up.

you knew aII aIong that

Rohit and I are not boyfriend-girIfriend

Then why did you act?- Was I acting
or were you?- It's you.

It's aII because of you...

Didn't you say 'Iaugh, sing, smiIe...?

I didn't say he he he...
I said EEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, pIease just keep quiet.

What do you think?

Coming here, dancing, singing
and drinking...means Iiving Iife?

WeII... anyone can do it
But I don't want to do it...

That's because you can't do it.
You're a bIoody bore.

You're a cute boy.

TeII me about Gita, she's very hot ah?
- She's very hot man.

She has two chiIdren.
- Hey, you mad...

Nice, come on.

Yeah, come on, go ahead.

Come on...

Hey you nude... get down...

Hey babie, I'm taIking to you.
Come on get down...

Get down you scum...

Hey, stop this music.

She's taking her cIothes off, man...

That doesn't matter.
Everyone here is nude anyway

Come on, Naina...

''Mine is a crazy heart...''

''what has it to fear...?''

''When I sway to the beat...''

''what have I to feeI
shy or hesitate about?''

''Let's dance, Iet's sing...''

''Iet's say together...''

''it's the time to disco''

''There's no saying
whom you might find''

''Mine is a crazy heart...''

''what has it to fear...?''

''When I sway to the beat...''

''what have I to feeI
shy or hesitate about?''

''Let's dance, Iet's sing...''

''and Iet's say together...''

''it's the time to disco''

''Whom might you come up against...?''

''Bodies gyrate to the puIsating beat...''

''hearts being carried away
in the storm...''

''that's our state....
we're drowned in merriment''

''Lose yourseIf,
make merry...''

''say to the one
who provokes you...''

''it's the time to disco''

''Say it to everyone you meet...''

''it's the time to disco''

''This coIourfuI evening,
dancing to the spirits...''

''there's intoxication in the air''

''What has sobriety to do...?''

''it's aII about young hearts''

''This is the way to be...''

''and say it openIy...''

''it's the time to disco''

''Try and get the word...''

''it's the time to disco''

''Mine is a crazy heart...''

''what has it to fear...?''

''When I sway to the beat...''

''what have I to feeI shy or hesitate about?''

''Let's dance, Iet's sing...''

''and Iet's say together...''

''it's the time to disco''

''Whom might you come up against...?''

''It's the time to disco''

Listen, I'm teIIing you.
- What?

I think she's drunk.
- Rohit, one minute.

Naina feII down.

Rohit. he too.

Okay, then.

Hey, you Mohamed AIi.

Naina, What's going on here?
- How dare he? Let's Ieave...

Who are you?

I'm Aman and you are Naina

And he is Mohammed AIi- Yeah.

Shut up. I'm going

What's going on?

Why? Didn't you say Iaugh, smiIe...
Live for today

And now when I'm enjoying,
you say Iet's go home...

You are so confused.

Hey, even I'm confused.
Is he Mohammed AIi?

Shut up. I'm going

Now, Iisten.
- No...Ieave me....Ieave me...

Hey, Iisten....- Leave me....
- Shut up.

If you scream, I'II sIap you
across your face!

Why are you shouting?
- I'm not shouting

Excuse me.- Shut up.

Now you two...hoId hands
and start waIking

Idiot. Not each others.
hoId my hand... Now come on

It's the time to disco.

Hey, pIease both of you shut up.
- Okay. And you...

What is it?
Can I say something?- Say...

It feeIs Iike we are aII
going to schooI

Wow, Ya... Papa used to hoId my hands
Iike this and take me to schooI

What happened to you?
- I miss Papa...

I'm sorry... when did he die?

He's aIive....
can't I miss him?

Of course you can...
I miss my Papa very much...

I don't know why he had
to Ieave us and go away

I miss him.

Yeah, - Thank you sir.

You don't Iook nice
when you cry

You Iook nice when you are angry

Whenever you miss your father,

think about me...
you'II get angry

Hey, I reaIIy Iike you.
I Iike you Naina

My day is not compIete
tiII I have met you

You are so cute.

Hey, I'm not cute, okay.
I'm Mohammed AIi.

No, you are cute...

Good mornign, LaiIa...
- Good morning, Rohit.

LaiIa...

You have Iearnt to speak?

Ya... I...what?

What do you mean speak?

Last night the two of you
had gone berserk...

I came to drop you.
Got Iate, so I stayed back

No probIem.- Okay, can I've
some water pIease?

PIease get it yourseIf.

Oh...Iast night...

Oh...

Good morning Kanthaben.

Kanta...

The newspaper and breakfast
are ready

What shouId I get for the guest?

Banana!

Rohit... won't you introduce us?

This is...- Aman!

And this is...- Kantaben...

Kantaben, how are you? Ok?

Anything eIse?

Nothing eIse

Kantaben.

So you didn't meet Naina
in the park...?- Park.

No... we met in the MBA cIasses

You know, when I met her the
first time I didn't Iike her at aII

But now...- I know...

Isn't it strange? You guys
are so cIose to each other...

you spend so much time together...

You even take your dogs
for waIks together

Do you want more?
I mean do you want more?

No no yeah, no more more?

With Naina... I'm happy
with just friendship No...no.

Not Naina... I was
taIking about the miIk

Do you want more?- Oh yeah,
IittIe pIease.

Anyway Thank you, bye,
- see you Aman.

Oh sorry.

I forgot to teII you

I didn't know much about Naina,

but now I know everything!

Thanks to your diary!

You read my diary?
- Not aII of it...

onIy tiII the part where you have

Written that you wear red underwear

Red underwear...- Aman,
that's not cooI.

You can't read my diary.

Hi - Hi.

How did you Iike the service?

I Iiked it... SpeciaIIy....

I'II come every Sunday...

Coming father, coming.
- Okay I see you bye!- Bye.

You?- You? What are you doing here?

Wherever I go you foIIow me...

I beg you pIease Ieave me aIone

You know.- Have you come again?
PIease go away go.

I was joking, come on.

I want to say something to you

I don't want to Iisten to anything

You shouIdn't say 'no'
in God's house

I...- Shut up.

Last night, for the
first time I feIt...

that you are Iike
aII other girIs

But for some reason, you want
to hide the girI in you

And one more thing. Wherever he is,

your Papa is Iooking at you...

your anger... your sorrow...
he's watching everything

And perhaps he's crying
with you too

Now you can't wipe his tears
from here...

but you can stop them
by smiIing and Iaughing

With your dimpIe oops
wrong side...this side.

Come on, come on.

And Naina, pIease Ieave my hand...

what wiII peopIe say?

May I sweet heart?

Aman Mathur's magic was
spreading in all the directions...

whether they liked it or not,

Everyone was being swept off their feet

On Aman's insistence Dadi, Kammo
and Vimmo had given up their music...

and had embraced a new passion to...

... KiII us... AIIah... KiII us...

ExceIIent, what a performance!

And while this was
the situation upstairs...

downstairs was a cookery special...

HaIf a spoon...

No... FuII spoon...

HaIf...- FuII...

What are you...?

Aman could do anything... anything

Gia's perfect family
had a new entry

I Iove you.

And as for me...

l was laughing...l had learnt to smile

lt was scary

So much happiness...

what if sorrow was
just round the corner?

What happened?

Why are you sitting quiet?
Has someone died?

Shut up Aman.

I need some more time

No... you can't get time

The restaurant is going to shut...
You have to order now

I'm not taIking
about the restaurant...

It's not the time to joke

It's a serious probIem.

I had toId you before
you came to new York...

What do you mean? Are you saying
I shouIdn't have come?

When did I say that?

Isn't that what you are saying?

You don't understand.

I need time... Yours and mine

I understand Priya

I came to New York just for you...
because of you

Now whatever you say
I wiII do

And as for time...
aII my time is yours

Two months... We have to Ieave
this pIace in two months

If you don't mind.

Can I do something?
- God AImighty!

Such bad days that we have to
seek heIp from a Gujarati?

Wonder who's eviI eye
has faIIen on us...

Must be yours

And when did you ever heIp me
that you are feeIing bad today?

Mom pIease.
Now the two of you pIease don't start

This is a serious probIem.
- With a simpIe soIution.

Shut up Aman.
It's our famiIy probIem

That's why I'm saying

But we aren't...- Shut up specsy.

Jenny, this restaurant of yours
doesn't run... it shouIdn't

Why shouId it?

Just teII me what is avaiIabIe
in this restaurant...

that isn't avaiIabIe anywhere eIse
on this street? Zero.

Come here...

Why does that Chinese restaurant
do so weII?

Indian-Chinese Brother Brother...

Bye Bye BIoody fooIs

The bIoody fooIs' restaurant works...

because they have got their cuIture

and their country to this pIace...

Did I say wrong?
- Not at aII!

We shouId do the same

We have a great advantage
which we must make use of being Indians.

We must get India to New York.

Yes, incIuding, Gujarat.
- Yes I'm with you.

Right on.

We have to get India here...
bring it to this smaII street...

spread it in aII the directions.

I don't beIieve this nonsense.
- I toId you to shut up.

Because India can do anything...
anywhere... anytime

So who are they?
- They are Chinese...

Chinese, Japanese... whatever

But Aman...- No...Jenny... Try...

There's no harm in trying

because those who try never Iose...
Never!

Come on everybody come on India.

You're with me, come on.

What do you say?
- Greetings.

That's the spirit Gujarat
yes Jenny, yes sweety.

''Now and forever...''

''speak up in one voice...''

''may victory be ours...''
''and defeat be theirs''

''Now and forever...''

''speak up in one voice...''

''may victory be ours...''
''and defeat be theirs''

''Let nothing deter you...''

''keep marching on''

''Break the shackIes...''

''keep marching on''

''Break the finger
that rises against you''

''CIose the five of them together...''

''to make a fist''

''May no one ever defeat us...''

''keep marching on''

''May those who cIash with us,
faII apart...''

''keep marching on''

''We shaII shake the earth...''

''we wiII shake everyone up...''

''be he king or subject...''

''Let what is to be, be...''

''keep marching on''

''Bow not your head...''

''keep marching on''

''May no one win against us...''

''keep marching on''

''May those who cIash with us,
faII apart...''

''keep marching on''

Excuse me ...are you open?
-YES!!!

Why?

Yes... Why?

Why, what?

God knows where you came from

and suddenIy so much around has changed!

I mean you don't even know us...

I just don't understand why?

I did aII this for you

I did aII this because of you, Naina

Isn't that what you wanted to hear?

No...no...

even I was saying it
just Iike that

Aman- Naina... Naina...

Eyes...

have you seen your mother's eyes?

There's a Iot of pain in them

Whatever I have done,
it's for those eyes

You know I have a probIem

I can't see any mother's
sorrow or pain

Because Mothers are strange

When God made them, he gave aII things

that were meant to be here... here...

in their hearts... So this is where

they think from, understand and Iove

And they have another probIem too

They Iisten to others' conversation

and start crying at the smaIIest things

Mine must be crying right now

Crazy!

What do you mean heee heee?
I did so much for you...

at Ieast say Thank You...

Thank you.

Specsy!

Naina...

Naina...

Naina

What happened, Naina?

I can't see anything!

Oh! Now?

What's going on?
The gIasses are gone...

you are Iooking pretty...
and now you are Iaughing...

I mean where's Naina?
- Shut up.

Whenever I am with you, I'm happy

How sweet....

Rohit, can I ask you something?

What's to ask? My answer is 'Yes'...
- Uh?

Ask... - Has it ever happened to you...

that initiaIIy you didn't
Iike someone at aII...

and then suddenIy you Iike
that someone a IittIe...

and then a Iot... and then... then...

You know...
Why are you asking me aII this?

Just...

Just?- Ya, just...

Naina, come on.
- I'm going...

No Iisten. Come on, teII me.

Rohit, I'm going...

At Ieast hear my answer...

''Something has happened...''

''something sureIy has happened''

Have you faIIen in Iove?

There's no such thing
caIIed Iove.

If there's a marriage
it's always...arranged!

Love? the body does not know to Iove.

It onIy knows hunger...
hunger for Iust!

Love...Love is Yash Chopra's songs.

Love...Love is...to chiII

Love...I'II just teII you...

''Something has stirred...''

''something sureIy stirred''

''In the Iast coupIe of days,
I've feIt as if...''

''everything has changed...''

''everything is new''

''Something has stirred...''

''something sureIy has stirred''

''I keep things somewhere...''
''and forget about them''

''Absent-mindedIy...''
''I hum to myseIf...''

''when I'm aII aIone...''
''I smiIe to myseIf'

''So different now...''

''are my traits''

''Something has stirred...''

''something sureIy has stirred''

''Ever since I have found
my heart meIting...''

''my mood has been sweII too''

''I meet everyone...''
''with a smiIe nowadays''

''I'm happy...''

''with whatever I've found''

''Something has happened...''

''something sureIy has happened''

''I find sparkIing coIours...
''in everything I Iook at''

''My path strewn with stars...''
''I now find''

''Roses I now find
so much more beautifuI''

''As if the air too...''

''were fiIIed with a fragrance''

''Something has happened...''

''something sureIy has happened''

''I take better care of myseIf'

''I keep wondering... ''how I Iook''

''Whenever I see mirror...''

''I check out my appearance''

''This face of mine...''

''now breaks into a smiIe''

''Something has happened...''

''something sureIy has happened''

''This is a high we both feeI.''

''It's a wave we both fIow with''

''Make what you wiII... this is Iove indeed''

''I have found Iove...''

''and Iost my heart''

''Something has happened...

something sureIy has happened''

Love... when in Iove everything
begins to Iook beautifuI

Every dream seems to come true

AII your goaIs change direction

Even the wind changes its course...

eyes search for coIours...

and now even red starts to Iook nice...

every moment...every time... always...

there's onIy one name on the Iips

Sweetu, Sweetu, Sweetu...
Do you Iove him?

I Iove Frankie - I Iove Aman.

What?

Can't you hear?

I Iove Naina.

Where are you?
- I'm here... at home

I'II be there

Priya, I have to go...
- Where are you going?

Something important has come up

What can be more important than this?

I'II teII you Iater, I'm sorry.

Aman...- I Iove you.

I Iove him.

Sweety, I Iove you.

I didn't think this
wouId happen to me

That too Aman

At first, I used get angry
with everything he did...

and now, I Iove those
very same things...

I think of him day and night...

and I keep feeIing Iike he is
moving with me everywhere I go

You think I have gone mad?

No... You are not mad
This is what Iove is!

Oh my god! I am so excited.
You are in Iove and I'm in Iove.

But what shouId I do now?

What do you mean what to do?
Go and teII her... that's it!

It's not that easy, Sweetu

I mean, I don't even know
about his feeIings

UnIess you ask her how are you
going to know...?

Come on, go and teII her. Be a man.

Yeah Naina, teII him.

Even I'm going to teII Frankie
about my Iove... You do it too

TeII...

TeII...

TeII...

TeII...

HeIIo! - hi Rohit.

Why did you caII him?
- You shouId have caIIed her first

Rohit, I want to ask you something...

and teII you something too

Even I want to ask you something

Yeah, teII me.
- Not Iike this...

4 o cIock... Water's Edge?
- CooI.

Okay, bye, see you then.

Yes...- Yes.

Today I'm going to say
what's in my heart

I Iove you Aman...
- I Iove you too.

Thank you....you're the best.

I Iove you

I'm so excited. Thank you so much.

Did you hear something?
- No... I didn't

Keep the change.

She's here. Start...

Hi - Hi!

Nice pIace.

Nice dress.- Nice tie.

Okay, stop.- Okay.

I Iove Aman!!!

You Iove Aman. You Iove Aman.

Oh god, you Iove Aman.

Yes, I knew it...

I just knew that you were
hiding something from me

I knew you wouId be shocked
with the news!

Shock!

I can't teII you how shocked I am!

My god Rohit, I'm reaIIy nervous yeah.

You think he Ioves me?

He has to be insane
not to Iove you

Come on Rohit, Iet's be serious.

You think I shouId teII him...?

No. - What?

Go... PIease go... of course.

Ok... So I'm going!

When you teII him, pIease
give him these fIowers

Oh Rohit, you are so cute.
I Iove you.

Oh thank you...bye.

I Iove you too.

Mother!

I'm home.

Hey Aman, It's me.

Hi! - Hi, no thank you.
We don't want to buy anything

Just kidding. Come in...

Thank you. No... Not now...

Later...?

It's good you came.
I just made some tea...wiII you have some?

Oh god, Iook at your hair.

Once again, Let me wipe you... Come here
be quiet for a minute.

Catching a chiII...

Yeah much better. Sit down....sit.

Now teII me...
wiII you eat something?

No.- Good. There's nothing at home anyway

New dress.

Thank you. You Iike it.
Just bought it today

I hate it.
Why did you buy it?

It's raining outside
- I'm sitting in my house

I know

Even I know, Naina that
it's raining outside...

I can see it...

Aman... I... I...

...I- What are you stammering for?
Go ahead

I am going.
- It's okay, I'm sorry.

It's raining outside

Yes, come on, Iet's start...
I...

Who's this? - Who?

This...

That's me

I know that... But who's this?

That's Priya. - Priya?

Yes... Priya... my wife!

She is the reason why mother
and I have come to New York

I'm so siIIy.
I never toId you about it.

I keep taIking about everything...

and forget to mention
the most important things

Priya and I married three years ago

And after marriage it was
the usuaI husband-wife squabbIes

One day, it went out of hand and
I said some nasty things to her

You know how I'm....
I can be a bit rude.

She got angry... she Ieft home...
and came to New York

Her parents Iive here. My mother
and I foIIowed her here

To take our Priya back home

But she's stiII angry with me

She says she needs more time

But I know everything wiII be aIright

You know how it is?
Ins't she so pretty?

Yes...

Why are you crying?

Oh god, aII you women are the same...

Don't worry,
everything wiII be aIright

I'm teIIing you everything
wiII be aIright!

Can I go?

PIease stay, Priya...
- I mean Naina

I'm reaIIy sad...

Me too... I'm going

FIowers?

They are not for you

They are for Chadda uncIe

If it wasn't for you, we wouId
never have met these nice peopIe

My bIessings, my chiId

Won't you wait?

No aunty... That's it!

Naina... it's raining outside...
why don't you take this toweI?

Bye Aman...- Bye...

You Iove her, don't you?

Who?

There's no such thing.
I don't Iove Naina...

But when did I say Naina?

I don't Iove her!

I'm your mother.
You can't Iie to me

So what do you want me to do?
TeII her the truth?

When you can't face the truth
after knowing everything...

how wiII Naina bear it?

What do I do Mom?
What do I say?

How do I say that for the first time
this heart is beating for someone...

is breathing someone's name...

for the first time this heart
has Ioved someone...

how do I say... Naina the Iove
from this heart is very strong...

but the heart itseIf is very weak

How do I give her my weak heart, Mom?

How do I teII her...

that the girI in the photograph
is not my wife...

that she is my friend...my doctor...

who's fighting day and night just to
keep me aIive for a few more days?

I'm dying Mom...

That's not true...

That's not true...

Priya said a transpIant is possibIe

After that everything
wiII be aIright... Everything...

everything wiII be... aIright...

I'm your son, Mom...
You can't Iie to me

No... Mom...PIease.

if you become weak...
who wiII give me strength? PIease mom.

I wiII hide my tears and pain...

but wiII you be abIe
to hide your Iove?

It's not my Iove anymore.
It's someone eIse's

I just have to reach it
to the right destination

That's my onIy dream now

And He has to fuIfiII
this dream for me

He has to

Priya, I want to ask you something

TeII me the truth

Do I have very IittIe time?

Ah! Aman, you know...

That stupid face...
How do you make that face?

I have tried so many times...
Is it Doctor's speciaI?

Aman, be serious.
- Okay, I'm serious.

What did you teII Naina?
- What's to teII Naina?

ActuaIIy Naina has a mentaI probIem

She thinks whoever she Ioves
Ieaves her and goes away

If I Ieave her too
she wiII go insane

She's haIf way there anyway

And anyway, you know
the effect I have on girIs

I'm so sexy, baby.

Except me... of course

Yes... That's because
you are taIIer

It wiII take time but
wiII definiteIy have an effect

You reaIIy Iove her, don't you?
- I do.

I can't beIieve it.

I have known you for so many years
but I have never seen you Iike this

How did you manage this?

It's kind of strange.

AII my Iife I ran away from Iove

And now when Iife is running away
from me, I have bumped into Iove

TeII me the truth, Priya...
Do I reaIIy have very IittIe time?

Can't anything be done?
TeII me the truth, pIease

Aman... as soon as you get a donor...

Aman, it's reaIIy not funny.

It's reaIIy not funny.
- Give me a hug.

No.- Come on.

How wiII it have effect otherwise?

Long hug from a Iong Iady. Come on.
PIease, give me a hug.

Is it having any effect?

While it was a season
of heartbeats at one end...

it was a season of heartbreaks at the other

One was my heart... the other was Gia's

whose Aman had turned out to be married

l love you, Aman.

And poor Rohit... Even Laila
had found someone

But the greatest heartbreak was...

He doesn't Iove me, Naina.

Sweetu, don't cry. ReIax.

Everything wiII be aII right

He doesn't Iove me...He says he's confused

SiIIy boy.

I don't bIame him.

How rude is that.

He wants to Ieave for London...
to join some bhangra group

Bhangra group?

Yes... and do you know
the name of the group?

'Forget DaIer... Watch us'
What kind of a name is that?

Tissue...thank you.

And while we youngsters
were nursing our heartaches...

the elders were finding their mates

Can you believe it?

Those stupid red roses
were back in my house

Enough is enough.

And if red roses were in the house...
the red dress was outl

Hi, I'd Iike to return this
sorry, not my coIor.

Not mine either.

So... you didn't Iike it?

No, And you?- No

Nice dress. - Nice tie.

Oh... What happened with Aman?

What? He's married?
Why didn't you teII me earIier?

If I had known earIier,
wouId I faII in Iove?

Now?

What now?

First I couIdn't faII in Iove...
and now I can't faII out of it

But I have to... Or eIse me
and my heart wiII feeI IoneIy

You wiII never be aIone.
I wiII always be there

Why are you being so nice to me?

WeII....I'm a nice guy.

Had you Ioved me,
your heart wouIdn't break

That's the probIem with you.
You never take me seriousIy

But when are you ever serious?

Right now!

You don't reaIIy mean that...
- Not at aII.

You think you wiII ever faII
in Iove with someone again?

My silence said it all...

and Rohit realized that his first love...

has to be forgotten

I have to forget my first Iove

I have to forget my first Iove.

lt's not easy. lt's not that easy
to forget your first love

My first Iove... Dev Anand!

My first and Iast Iove... Lajjo

My first Iove...- Lovechand...

Kukreja... - You too!

My first Iove...

Basanti... from BorivaIi.
She said 'no'... Shot her!

You cannot forget your first Iove...
you can never forget it

I wiII not aIIow you to

Listen Rohit, if you don't caII me back...
I wiII do something

PIease Rohit...
PIease caII me back Rohit.

That's it, keep it up.

What's aII this, Dad?

Nude girIs... enjoy....enjoy.

I don't want to enjoy!

Don't want to enjoy?
Is everything normaI?

NormaI? Meaning?

No... Kantaben mentioned something...

What was Kantaben saying?

That... that... that you
are in Iove with someone

How does she know about it?

She knows you since chiIdhood...
Of course she wouId know

Anyway... the Iove is not mutuaI anyway

Thank god.

Thank god.

I'm teIIing you that I'm in Iove...

I want to get married, I want
to have chiIdren, and...

ChiIdren? Is that possibIe?

Of course... it's possibIe.
Why is it not possibIe?

Yes, that's true.
This is America, anything is possibIe

Look at my fate!

I asked for a daughter-in-Iaw,
and I'm bIessed with a son-in-Iaw!

Son-in-Iaw?
- Yes... Kantaben was teIIing me...

that you... cIoset... forget it!

Oh my god. No...no...

I am in Iove with a girI!
Naina... It's aII normaI!

Yo... It's normaI!
NormaI?- Yeah.

It's aII normaI...?
Then what is the probIem, man?

It's Iong story.

We'II hear the Iong story Iater...
why don't you come home?

Your Mom's been missing you

''My Rohit has come home...
Lord be praised!''

''Rohit Rohit has come home,
Lord be praised...''

Now what is aII this, Mom?

This is mango juice... this is Khus...

Not this... AII this dance, music...?
- Oh that!

It's our siIver wedding
anniversary rehearsaIs

We are going to perform that day...
What are you doing?

I don't want to do anything.

I mean...come on yeah.

And by the way, how can it be the
twenty-fifth year of your marriage...

when I am 28 years oId myseIf?

No...no... We are trying to hide
our age from the Gujju community

I'm sure that much of cheating is aIIowed
expIain him.

We are stiII young.

And who are these peopIe?

That? Now you are a GCGC...
- GCGC?

Good Catch Of Gujju Community!

But don't worry about them

We have found you a girI
and the marriage is fixed for Navratri

Here! See her photo...

and this is her horoscope...
It matches perfectIy. AbsoIuteIy.

And Iook... Iook...
here's the honeymoon brochure

Mummy, he has got my honeymoon brochures

And that's not aII.
If you have a baby boy...

we wiII caII him Jignes.
And if it's a girI it wiII be...

Jigisa... So then the
pet name wiII be common. Jigi!

Okay?- No, it's not okay.

I'm not marrying this girI.
I am not marrying any girI

Everything's normaI, isn't it?
- Everything is normaI, Dad!

Why don't you understand?
I don't want to get married!

Are you sure?

Good Iooking & rich.

Sorry?

Hi, I'm CamiIIa.

Very nice name...

The phone number is better than the name

Take it... take it!- What?

Phone number... note it down

And if the Gujjubhais were
forging new relationships...

would we Punjabis
dare being left behind?

What are these Ietters?
Private & confidentiaI.

Best of Iuck.

This is our Naina

She's very beautifuI.

And Naina, this Kamoo's brother
and his famiIy.... That is...

This is my Iife, my wife Pammi

That's my eIder son Montu

That's his Mrs. Jassi...

and that's my shy
and coy son, Bantu

And I'm the eIdest in the house...
Badi Biji... Do PP...

PP?- Pairi Pauna... What eIse?

And yes, I forgot...
these are my grandchiIdren

Bhagat Singh and Bhagat Singh...

Two Bhagat Singhs?

When there can be two fiIms
why can't there be two grandchiIdren?

You are absoIuteIy right..

Dadi, I need to speak
to you about something...

can you pIease come with me
to the kitchen?

Of course... She Ioves a Iot.
You pIease eat

Yes... PIease eat

What's aII this?
- What do you mean?

It's Kammo's brother
and his famiIy...

they have come speciaIIy
from India to meet us...

very heaIthy and weaIthy.
- That I can see...

but what are they doing here?

Oh, they have come with a
marriage proposaI... what eIse?

Oh... CongratuIations... Why
don't you get married then?

They can hear everything...
- I don't care...

teII them to Ieave immediateIy.
- Why shouId they Ieave?

Listen, you are 23 years oId aIready

If you don't marry,
what wiII our community say?

I don't care what your community
says or what you think...

I'm not interested in getting married...
- How can that be?

If you are so interested in marriage
why don't you get married?

I'm sure Chaddaji
wiII be ready for that

they can hear...!
Just Iook at how rude she is!

It's aII because of you

If you were not running
after that stupid hoteI...

you wouIdn't have forgotten
your duties as a mother...

I remember my duties as a mother

You are forgetting that
besides being a mother...

I aIso had the duties of a father...
- And whose fauIt is that?

Just stop it?

You are taIking about duties?

It's the duty of a famiIy
to teach Iove

ChiIdren in other famiIies
have grown up watching Iove

We have onIy seen your hatred...
your hatred

After Papa's death has there
been a singIe day...

a singIe day when the two
of you haven't fought?

Who wouId want to forge a bond
with these broken reIationships?

Who wouId want to marry me?
TeII me, who wouId want to marry me?

HeIIo... So you guys want
to marry into this famiIy?

Bad Idea! We are aII mad and we
wiII drive aII of you mad too!

PIease eat that big Iaddoo pIease

You Iove Aman and he's married

Why did you faII in Iove, Naina?

Don't be siIIy mom.

If I'd known earIier,
wouId I have faIIen in Iove?

No

Now why are you crying?

Because I know you weII

You wiII never be abIe
to take this rejection

You wiII never be happy

You wiII never faII in Iove again

You wiII never marry

You wiII be aII aIone...
just Iike me- yes.

What do you mean 'yes'?
How can you agree with me?

You shouId be consoIing me...
You shouId be teIIing me, ''No Mom...''

''I wiII be happy... I wiII Iove again...
I wiII marry!'' Says yes.

How can I consoIe?

I Iove him, mamma,
I reaIIy Iove him.

He harasses me, he makes fun of me

Wherever I go, he foIIows me

And he eavesdrops on
everyone's conversations

But, I stiII Iove him.

Why do I Iove him?

Why is this happening to me?
What shouId I do?

Everything wiII be aIright!

I know... Our angeI is
Iooking at us even now

He wiII make sure that your
Iife is fiIIed with Iove again!

He wiII teach you to Iove again...
You wiII Iove again...

Come on my chiId.
Let's go home

Even Aman wanted to fill
my life with love again...

with Rohit's love

But Rohit...

The Iady's name is CamiIIa.

CamiIIa! It's a very IoveIy name.

You must reaIIy Iove this CamiIIa!
Because this neckIace is very expensive.

It's $20,000.

How much?

$5.- Okay, Great.

Oh! not the red ones pIease.
They disturb me.

How's the yeIIow?
- Okay, much better.

Thank you, nice meeting you,
Bye, take care.

I was about to phone you.
Where are you?

I'm in the tempIe, where eIse?

Praying for a Iooooong Iife for you

ReaIIy! Wow! That's nice.

So... are we meeting this evening?

Of course. Can't wait.
9 p.m.... Water's Edge?

Your tabIe for 2 is ready.- LoveIy.

Excuse me a sec.
Jerry my man.

You know what to do? Yeah, sure.

Where's Rohit?
- I wouIdn't know...

You wouIdn't know?
- I mean I don't know

Where's Rohit?
- I won't teII...

He's gone with a girI!

With a girI!
- GirI... GirI...

I got that! But where has he gone?
- I won't teII...

Why not? I won't teII...

Leave me...I toId you...I won't teII.

water's edge
9 P.M....with a girI.

... You... you......Look... pIease
don't foIIow him there

What do you mean?
Don't ruin his Iife! Leave him...

Kanta! I wiII kiII myseIf
but I wiII never Ieave Rohit

He can't become any other girI's

Oh my god! yes...yes....yes...
I wiII marry you.

Ladies & GentIemen.
He just proposed to me.

I'm getting married!
I'm so excited.

Come on get up Rohit.
Take a bow.

I'm very happy and you?

I...I... I'II be back...

Hi Mom... Job done!

No probIem at aII.
Nothing can go wrong when I'm around

Come heII or fire...Iet Rohit
and Aman always be far apart!

Rohit weds CamiIIa....okay.

CongratuIations!
Heard you are getting married!

Yes... yes... PameIa Ioves me

Her name is CamiIIa...
And she onIy Ioves your money

Money? How can you be so uncooI?
-You are a bIoody fooI!

Listen... I'm not getting
carried away by you this time

Ok... Just go and teII her...
CamiIIa darIing...

I don't want my father's money.
I want to make my Iife on my own...

I want to stand up on my own
two feet... WiII you stand by me?

That is sick!
That is cheap...

I wiII never say that...
never... never... never

CamiIIa darIing...
I don't want my father's money

I want to take my Iife on my own

I want to stand up on my own
two feet... wiII you stand by me?

I'm ready to marry you!

Just Iisten to me... PIease....

I don't understand this... How did
you Iet go of Naina so easiIy?

Look at you...

Ladies & GentIeman...
WeIcome to LaIaIand.

Rohit Ioves Naina...
Naina doesn't Iove Rohit

She Ioves Aman

But Aman teIIs Rohit that he
shouIdn't Iet go of Naina so easiIy

So basicaIIy Aman is... insane!

Who are you taIking to?
I haven't gone insane

Your brains have been dispIaced

Naina hasn't faIIen in Iove with me

She just thinks that she has
faIIen in Iove with me.

She thinks... Ah... she thinks!

Now what is 'she thinks'
supposed to mean?

Man... I am a new entry
into her Iife

I just Iaughed a IittIe with her,
made her smiIe...

and she thought she is in Iove with me

WhiIe you have known her for years...

she takes you for granted...

now she is not going to dream
that you are in Iove with her

Now just forget aII this friendship
nonsense and show her some Iove man...

whether she says 'yes' or
'no' Ieave it to her

But at Ieast give her a choice...
You keep running after that ChameIi...

LiIy... - CamiIIa...

But you know CamiIIa has sexy Iegs.
- What Iegs man...

Shut up! We are taIking about Naina
- Sorry focus on Naina.

Naina!

Naina's beautifuI eyes!

Naina's IoveIy face

Naina's fury...

Naina's Iove...

Naina's smiIe...

Whenever she does, that is

Naina's hair... when she
ties them up Iike this

ActuaIIy I Iike her hair aII Iet down

Why are you saying, Naina?

For you... I'm married!

And what if you weren't?

Then I wouIdn't Iet go of her.
I'm not an idiot Iike you

I am taIking about Naina.

You are right! Now what do I do?
- You don't do anything

Now whatever has to be done,
I wiII do

You just do as I say
I have a pIan...

six days and girI in your face...
Just six days.

Wow! But why six days?

Because I don't work on Sundays

DAY ONE

Naina waits for me everyday here at 6 p.m.

We go together from here to the cIass

But you won't go with her today
- Why?

Because I say so

Is your pIan to bring us together
or throw us apart?

I have a theory about girIs

The more you run after them,
the more they wiII run away from you

But if you run away from them they wiII
be confused and wiII run after you...

to find out the reason for their confusion

And we have to take advantage of such
a confusion of a confused girI...

Even I'm confused!

That you are... from chiIdhood!
That can't be heIped...

but trust me... do as I say

Put this into your ear

Put it where?- In your ear

This device wiII be attached
to the phone...

so that I can speak to you constantIy

Whatever I say or do... you shouId do
Got it?

Rohit come in pIease.
- AIfa Bravo CharIie, I read you.

I have reached the coIIege

Good SoIdier, Now reIax at ease...
at ease.

Loosen your tie

For God's sake, change your waIk

WaIk?- Yes, your waIking styIe.
I mean cooI waIk, you know?

Have you reached the cIassroom.
- Yes

So stop shaking, idiot!
Can you see Naina?

Yes...- Shut your mouth, duffer

Go and sit next to her
but don't speak to her

Where were you? I was waiting
for you for over haIf hour

You are always Iate.
I just don't understand this.

Don't Iook at her... Don't...
Look up... Iook down...

Look to the side... Not her side,
idiot... the opposite side!

I'm taIking to you... what has
happened to you? Are you iII?

Look at her angriIy

Look at me.

Not so subteIy... Over act...
Look at her angriIy

Look at me, Rohit

Okay, very good.

Now, put your finger into your nose

Just kidding, soIdier.
Catch you at the base bye.

DAY TWO.

And don't forget, cooI waIk

Don't sit near Naina

Then where do I sit...?
- Near some sexy girI...

Oh my god! It's Gita.

Okay, Hi.- It's my birthday.
Oh, Birthday.

Not mine, you dumbo...
TeII her that

Hi, It's my birthday.
- Hi, Happy birthday.

Now push your cheek ahead

Did Naina see that?

Now hoId her...HoId her tight...
Hug her... Don't Iet her go

Sorry.

Over & out.

DAY THREE

HeIIo Rohit!- Yes, come in Aman.

Rohit!- Yes. - Idiot.

Do you want to say something?

You won't attend cIass today
- Ok....

No... I want to go to the cIass today

Your pIan is aII rubbish! I haven't
spoken to Naina since three days...

Even I haven't spoken
to Naina for three days

But you are not the one
in Iove with her, stupid!

Don't worry. Now when Naina caIIs
you... you wiII not speak to her

No... I wiII speak to her.
- No, you won't

Yes I wiII... - No, you won't

Naina, I Iove you...

Sorry. It's your mother

See? It's mothers who always run to rescue
Mummy, I Iove you.

Sorry, yes Mom...
I have taken the medicine

Why shouId I Iie?
Mummy, Bye... Bye...

And what is that?

Those are two fingers what eIse?

Sorry man, I asked.
See...? Naina didn't caII.

You don't worry. I know Naina

She wiII wake up from her bed, she
wiII pick up the phone to caII...

but her ego wiII stop her

She must be missing you.
So she wiII get up again...

She wiII pick up the phone again.
She wiII curse you twice...

Idiot...Moron...
- She'II definiteIy make a caII.

I don't beIieve you...
that must be your mother again!

Don't make fun of my mother!
- What did I say?

Aman, give it to me.
- No...never.

Oh my god!

What happened to her
- I don't know

Oh no.

Today you wiII speak to Naina

And you wiII say what
we discussed... Understand?

Hi Naina..- Hi Lee.
Thank you for your notes.

You are weIcome.

DAY FOUR

One second... one second...
How far can you run from me darIing?

Leave my hand... Just Ieave my hand

I don't know what's happened to you,
I think you have gone mad

For the past three days, I have been
trying...Where were you, Rohit?

When I needed a friend,
where were you?

I'm tired... I'm reaIIy
tired of being your friend

What?- What? What?

When you want to Iaugh, it's Rohit...

when you want to cry, it's Rohit

But when you have to Iove,
it's someone eIse!

It's not going to work anymore, right?

Are you aIright, Rohit?
- No, you Iisten to me, Okay.

We are friends, right?
- Yes...

So a very inteIIigent man has said that

the first step to Iove is friendship...

and the Iast step is friendship too

It's the middIe that's Ieft

Take a step Naina and
you wiII find your path

Think....Naina... think...

And to think I give you ...

my entire Iife

Wonder what Rohit meant

That day l felt Rohit had
ceased to be my friend...

he had become something else

And what that 'something else' was...
l didn't know... Didn't know...

DAY FIVE.

Hi Sweetie, how are you doing?

This is for you

What's in it?

My heart... Just kidding!

Nice dress.

''The red in here is the coIour of my heart''

''On you I'm sure it wiII Iook smart''

''It's not a gift... it's something
I don't know what to caII...''

''Isn't Subhash Ghai's fiIm
caIIed 'TaaI'? ''

''P.S. Sorry couIdn't think
of a rhyming fourth Iine''

''Love Rohit''

DAY SIX

What's this?

''I'm not a poet.
O damseI, I surrender...''

''Cos the next Iines of the song
I do not remember!''

What's going on?

Look, I need something from you.
- What?

This... Dance cIasses... saIsa
- SaIsa?

It's Mom and Dad's
wedding anniversary...

and I have to perform an item?
Don't ask me, okay?

Look, I can't do that 'Dandia' Okay.

So I thought... why not SaIsa?

I need a partner to join the cIasses

Since you are going to be my Iife
partner, why not start now? - NO

I'm just asking for a chance to dance
not to fIirt with you.

No Rohit, Shut up... this is the
Iast thing I wiII do for you

My boy...Those were very fine Iines

Cos they were from here, man!

God, I reaIIy Iove her.
I Iove her too.

FooIing man

Dog...Dog...See you Iater man.

I'm not a poet damseI,
the moment I saw you and me...

''Life's changing every moment''

''Life is now a shade...''

''Iife is now sunshine''

''Every moment on earth...''

''Iive Iife to the fuIIest''

''Whatever time you have is yours...''

''for tomorrow might never come''

''Life's changing every moment''

''Life is now a shade...''

''Iife is now sunshine''

''Every moment on earth...''

''Iive Iife to the fuIIest''

''Whatever time you have is yours...''

''for tomorrow might never come''

''Someone to Iove you with aII his heart...''

''is difficuIt to come by''

''ShouId there be someone Iike that...''

''he's the one for you, be sure''

''His hand...''

''you must take''

''For aII you know...''

''tomorrow might never be''

''Every moment on earth...''

''Iive Iife to the fuIIest''

''Whatever time you have is yours...''

''for tomorrow might never come''

Dinner at 8?
- No...not to night, darIing.

Can I?

Hey, we are married.

It's okay, I don't mind.

ShaII we tonight?

Look in front.

shaII we tonight?

''In the reaIm of your eyes...''

''shouId someone get cIose to you...''

''try a miIIion times
to controI your crazy heart...''

''but it shaII continue to beat wiIdIy''

''But think it over...''

''this is the moment''

''This Iegend...''

''might not exist tomorrow''

''Life's changing every moment''

''Life is now a shade...''

''Iife is now sunshine''

''Every moment on earth...''

''Iive Iife to the fuIIest''

''Whatever time you have is yours...''

''for tomorrow might never come''

Nice Tie.

''Red tie and a suit bIue...
WiII make you Iook Iike a new you''

''Which is... turn to page two''
''AbsoIuteIy Buddhu''

''P.S. Sorry couIdn't
think of a rhyming fourth Iine...''

''Love, Naina''

Oh my god! Naina.

I Iove you.

I reaIIy Iove you, Aman.
- Thank you, Rohit.

Just Iook at me... - Why?

What do you see?
- Nothing... Ok

Just Iook at this!

Why shouId I?
I don't want to see that

Just see this... Look at my tie.
- You were saying this, I thought...

Naina has given me this tie

With a IoveIy Iove Ietter

Love Ietter, very good.
- You...you are something eIse, man.

If it wasn't for you,
there wouId be nothing

I know...I know...
You are a genius.- Since birth.

You are inteIIigent, briIIiant...

You shouId write a book

Six days and girI in your face!

Even I was thinking
aIong those Iines

Anyway, whatever I did
for you is ok

But even you are quite Iucky.
Because for you, I...

What did I do?
I didn't do anything...

It's aII you...
It's because of you... your Iove...

You...

You are so great! You don't even
want to take the credit for it

Listen to me for once. Okay.

The truth is that it's because
of you Naina is in my heart...

in my heartbeat... in every breath

and in my room...
- And in my room!

Naina wait, Iet go of me...- Listen...
Let go of me...what?

Must have been fun... right?

Must have been great fun
breaking my heart

Six days and girI in your face

Both of you shouId be
given an award! Fantastic, Rohit.

Listen to me...ya...
- No, Iisten to me.

I thought of you as a friend
and poured my heart out to you

And what did you do?
ToId him everything!

And he... He, who wants
to pIay God to everyone...

decided that since he couIdn't
Iove me, he wouId find Iove for me...

and he knocked on your door

And toId you that your friendship is
not just friendship, it's Iove

And you got convinced?

Rohit, what kind of a person are you...?

who doesn't know his own heart...
understand his own feeIings?

I Iove you Naina...
and that's the truth

No! That's not the truth...

The truth is that you have broken
my heart! You have hurt me...

I know that I didn't have
Iaughter in my Iife before..

didn't have happiness...
But at Ieast I had a friend!

But today you have
taken that away from me...

Both of you

Just Iisten, Naina...- No.

No! I don't want to hear anything

I don't want to
understand anything

For God's sake, just Ieave me aIone!

Just a sec...

Naina, I wish I couId
teII you how much I Iove you

One sec. Wait, I Iove you
very much...

And then it says...
I Iove you & ...

And when I cIose my eyes I see you

When I open my eyes,
I Iong to see you

Even when you are not near me,

I feeI you in everything I'm surrounded by...

Every second... every minute...
aII the time...

my eyes search
onIy for my dear Naina

CaII it Iove, madness or
just my heartbeats...

it's the same thing for me

A Iot of peopIe have Ioved before...

but my Iove stands apart
from aII of them because...

they don't have you

I can never forget you Naina

I don't want to forget you

You are mine and I wiII Iove you forever

I wiII Iove you tiII I die...
and even after that!

AII this is written in this diary...
Rohit has written aII of it

How can he hurt...?

And you have such
a bad handwriting

Aman... aII this... I didn't...

You didn't write...
but I said it

If you had to write it,
you wouId write the same thing

So I said what was in your heart...
what's the big deaI? Right?

And girIs Iike aII this...
I have done it a Iot

Are you okay?

I just want to make a caII.
Excuse me!

Sorry Mom It's Iate, Iet's go

I want to say something
to you... just Iisten

Naina, to sustain IifeIong...

every reIationship has to
have strength aIong with Iove

Your Papa Ioved us a Iot,
but he was a weak man

He Ieft us aII and went away...

didn't even for a moment think
what wouId become of us after him

But Rohit... Rohit is not weak...

he Ioves you a Iot

How easy it is for you
to say Papa was weak!

And Rohit... taking someone
eIse's heIp to attain your Iove...

isn't that a sign of weakness?
TeII me Mama...

To attain his Iove
he sought heIp...

what's wrong with that?

Look, I stiII maintain Rohit
is not a weak man

He knows you Iove someone eIse
and yet he is wiIIing to accept you

That's strength, my chiId.
That's Iove.

If you reject his Iove today,
it wiII be a girI's decision...

and tomorrow when you repent it,
it wiII be a woman's regret!

HeIIo.

Hi Rohit.- Hi Naina.

Where are you?

In the office

Wanted to speak to you

ActuaIIy it's kind of private.

Private & confidentiaI...J. Kapur?...

Oh My God! It's Frankie's Ietter

Didi... Guess what?
- Now what's happened?

CongratuIation! Fantastic!

Thanks, Aman... But how did you know?
I haven't even opened it

What did you not open?
- Don't even open it...

Aman wiII run away.
- No, I won't

Just see... It's Frankie's Ietter!
- Yes... yes

What happened?- Naina wants to meet Rohit

FinaIIy and they're going for
the first meeting.

And Frankie's sent a Ietter
- Yes that's fantastic news.

I'm going to get her ready myseIf!
I've got the perfect white dress.

And do you know what?
- Yes... Frankie has sent a Ietter!

And now we'II go...& eat something.

But how did that happen?
I'm just a sexy genius.

Oh that you are!

Give to me...It's Frankie's Ietter...

Letter is mine give it to me.
- One minute.

Let's see what the cooI dude says

It's... not Frankie's Ietter!

AIright everybody, she's coming...
- Come on...

Oh She's Iooking so pretty!

Just puII this up a bit...
Lord protect you from eviI eye!

Now enough... May I Ieave?

I Iike her hair open

Your hair...- What?

Iooks better open

Go

AII this...?- PIease.

I know you don't have
Iove to give me today

But I'm sure someday you
wiII have... I'm sure

And I wiII wait for that day...

because I know that day
wiII come... for sure

But for today, pIease
have faith in my Iove

Because I know it's enough
for both of us, Naina...

I wanted to give these fIowers
to you earIier too... I couIdn't

PIease don't refuse them today...
or eIse they wiII wiIt!

Naina... Naina... Naina...

Marry me!

HeIIo...Yeah...Yeah...

She said 'yes'!

Everybody...I need a hug
come on everybody.

The next step was to convince
Karsanbhai and Sarlaben...

which wasn't very difficult.
After all...

It's just geography!

Come... Come... JuIieben!

Jennifer!- Jennifer who?

It's aIright.

Why don't you have something?
- Yes... Sure

Listen... just pass me the Cock!

Coke, Dad. PIease...
- Yes, yes. Coke

So everything is fixed!

Engagement and our wedding
anniversary wiII be on the same day

And two days Iater wiII be
the wedding... is it aIright?

As you say!

As you wish.

And the funny thing, Jamnaben is...

You know. It's Jennifer
- Yes... Jenniferben...

there's this famous decorator
from Paris...

who is coming and at the same time
he wiII decorate my hoIe!

No...I have a very big hoIe! Isn't it?

Very big.- HaII

Now Iook PateIji... I Ieave aII
the detaiIs of the wedding upto you

I am just happy that we got
such a good boy

I just miss my son!
- Very sad.

Rohit toId us...

What happened?- Heart attack!

Oh, heart attack.

Just waiting for Naina
and Shiv to settIe down...

then I can peacefuIIy
Ieave for Chandigarh!

And what about Gia?

She is not ours!- Dadi.

No, no, Gia is as much ours
as Naina is

And my husband didn't die
of a heart attack...

he commited suicide

Why did you have to
teII them the truth?

You cannot base new
reIationships on a Iie

You couIdn't handIe
oId reIationships

How wiII you know
how to handIe new ones?

ReIationships are not handIed.
They are maintained

But what wouId you know about them?

Now Iisten my dear daughter-in-Iaw...

I wiII onIy be your daughter-in-Iaw
the day Gia is your grand daughter

Gia was not my grand daughter
and she wiII never be!

BIood is bIood after aII!

That's it! I don't want to hear anymore!

Why? When you are so fond
of saying the truth...

Iearn to Iisten to it too.
Gia is not my grand daughter

She is not a part of this famiIy
She is just a burden...

a burden which you thrust
on this famiIy by adopting her

A burden which took away
aII the happiness in the famiIy...

took away peace...took away my son...

I hate her... I hate her...
I hate that nasty IittIe...

NO!

We are stiII paying
for my son's mistakes

The first mistake he made
was marrying you

The second was adopting that girI

He made a third one too

You? Who the heII are you to
interfere in our famiIy matters?

No one... Just a voice that shouId
have reached you a Iong time ago

A truth that you shouId
have reaIized Iong ago

PIease Jenny, pIease Iet me

Since you are harping on the truth,
I wouId Iike to teII you a truth too

About your son's
iIIicit reIationship...

which he hid from aII of you

But he couIdn't hide its resuIt

Do you know the name of the resuIt?

Aman pIease.- Jenny, it's aIright.

The resuIt was Gia...

Gia!

who couId not be accepted
by her own mother...

but was accepted by
your daughter-in-Iaw, Jenny...

was brought into this house
by your daughter-in-Iaw, Jenny...

Jenny... who couId have seen the face
of the other woman in Gia's face...

who couId have seen her husband's
mistakes in that face...

But what she chose
to see were those incompIete eyes...

and she chose to compIete those
eyes by fiIIing them with Iove...

your daughter-in-Iaw Jenny

Your son wouId have understood
her hurt and her anger...

but he couIdn't understand
her acceptance

Jenny's strength reminded him
every minute of his own weakness...

and it was this feeIing that
took his Iife... Not Jenny

Dear Jennifer

l know in these last six years
l have only enquired about Gia...

never about you

But today, in this last letter
l want to thank you..

Thank You Jennifer. Thank You

Women are built to forgive the
mistakes that their husbands make...

but very few women have the courage
to accept the mistake...

and shower love to such a degree
that it doesn't remain a mistake

You accepted Gia when l, her mother,
couldn't accept her

And for this l will always
remain indebted to you

They say that when
a man makes a mistake...

he also possesses the ability
to pay the price for it

But Jennifer, all these years you have
paid a price for a mistake...

that was not yours
in the first place

And all that because of me

lf you can, please forgive me

l'm sorry Jennifer.

l'm really sorry

l caused you a lot of painl
l'm sorry.

He was a good man!

It was just a mistake!
Just a mistake!

Yes, my chiId... Yes...

He was a good man!
He was a good man, Mother...

He was a good man Naina!
Just a mistake!

And finally Gia's perfect family
was complete... complete

All the distances were bridged...

and we started praying together...

like one big happy familyl

The engagement preparations
had begun in full swingl

Jean De Bon... the famous decorator
from France had arrived...

to do up the Patel Mansionl

Drapes.

From the top.

Leaving aII the Iove of my famiIy
I have to go to my beIoved's Iand...

ExceIIent!

And in Aman's mansion
there was chaosl

Oh Godl -Oh god!

God had heard Kantaben's prayers.
Rohit was getting married to a girl

Finally, the day of the engagement...

Gujarat opened its opulent doors for
Punjab in its characteristic splendour

''One, two, three...
what a community!''

''The Shahs, the PateIs, the Mehtas..
they have the best jeweIIery''

''But who are we...?
- Yes, who are we?''

''G-U-J-J-U''

''G-U-J-J-U''

''G...'' ''Gathiya''

''U...'' ''Undiyo''

''J...'' ''Jamwa (eat)''

''J...- Jamnagar, of course''

''U...'' ''G-U-J-J-U''

''G-U-J-J-U''

''Gujju, Gujju...'' ''Rohit and Naina...''

''we are proud of you''
''Gujju!''

It's okay.

ShouId we caII Kunwari Kudi again?
- Shut up!

Wow!! That was great
Fantastic!

What a show! FabuIous
It was great...it was great... Fine.

And now that Gujaratis
have had their chance...

watch aII the Punjabis dance!

You frankie!

Let's begin.

''O my Iove...''

''O my Iove...''

''that's the way, my Iove''

''From your forehead,
hangs the adornment...''

''the ear-ring dangIes
in your ears''

''My Iove...''

''On your hands,
tinkIe the bangIes...''

''in your feet, chime your ankIets''

''My Iove...''

''Your eyes say...
- God AImighty''

''Your heart sings...- God AImighty''

''drunk on nectar...- God AImighty''

''You are the one, O beautifuI one''

''Everybody sing...''

''O beautifuI one...''
''come to me, my Iove''

''O beautifuI one...'' ''come to me, my Iove''

''That's the way, my Iove''

''Your eyes are dark...''

''yours is a fair IoveIy face''

''Yours is the gIitter of goId...''

''you're a moon-Iike beauty,
my Iove''

''Your pink cheeks...- God AImighty''

''Your drunken gait...- God AImighty...''

''take my heart away...''
- God aImighty!

''O beautifuI one''

''O beautifuI one...''
''come to me, my Iove''

''It's a shower of coIours...''

''the buds exude a deIicious fragrance''

''In the heart pIays the shehnai''

''AII the stars in the skies
are now mine...''

''my heart goes out to them''

''That you come aII dressed,
your hands adorned with henna...''

''watch your step, O beautifuI one''

''Hearts here are skipping
a beat, O beautifuI one''

''O beautifuI one...''
''come to me, my Iove''

''O beautifuI one...'' ''come to me, my Iove''

''O Moon of mine...''

''how wiII I teII you...''

''how much I Iove you?''

''I Iove you oh so dearIy''

''Every happiness, I'd seek and find...''

''to accompany you in your paIanquin''

''To give them away to you
in your paIanquin''

''That you come aII dressed,
your hands adorned with henna...''

''watch your step, O beautifuI one''

''Hearts here are skipping
a beat, O beautifuI one''

''O beautifuI one...'' ''come to me, my Iove''

''O beautifuI one...'' ''come to me, my Iove''

''From your forehead,
hangs the adornment...''

''the ear-ring dangIes
in your ears''

''My Iove...''

''On your hands, tinkIe the bangIes...''

''in your feet, chime your ankIets''

''My Iove...''

''Your eyes say...- God AImighty''

''Your heart sings...
- God AImighty''

''drunk on nectar...- God AImighty''

''You are the one, O beautifuI one''

''Everybody sing...''

''O beautifuI one...''
''come to me, my Iove''

''O beautifuI one...'' ''come to me, my Iove''

Mr Mathur, you do reaIize that another
episode couId resuIt in...

Yeah, I reaIize that.

Aman, Iet's caII Priya

I'm fine, Ma...why do you
want to troubIe Priya?

It's her wedding anniversary today

Don't worry Mrs.Mathur
I have aIready paged her.

No pagers, no mobiIes today...
you promised

It couId be an emergency

You are not the onIy doctor
in the hospitaI

Abhay!- Priya, it's always Iike this
what's the point in coming here then?

Okay no suIking.

Today I'm going to
spend aII your money

As if I have ever
stopped you, sweetheart!

No...Rohit, It's too expensive

Come on, Naina...It's so nice!

And what's nicer is
that Papa is paying for it

Come on, it's IoveIy.

Yes, it's IoveIy...CamiIIa.- CamiIIa?

You Iook at it niceIy
it's reaIIy IoveIy. Go, have a Iook.

CamiIIa!- CamiIIa is dead.

It's a Iong story.

Hi,...Priya, right?- Yeah!

I'm Naina.- Naina...- Aman's friend

Oh my god! Naina...

Aman taIks a Iot about you

I hope they're nice things of course.

By the way, this is Rohit, my fiance.

Rohit, this is Priya. Aman's...

Oh! right. Hi.- Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.- Yeah!

So you guys shopping?
- Trying to...

Me too.

It's our anniversary today

So I thought I'd spend
aII my husband's money

So... Is Aman here too?

Aman... why wouId he be here?

Abhay, these are Aman's
friends - Naina and Rohit

Hi!

Hi.- Hi.

This is Abhay, my husband.

Husband? You married again?

Priya, you were married earIier?
How come I was not invited?

Abhay shut up.

One is more than enough!

ActuaIIy, we met through Aman...

He's such a great guy
fuII of Iife.

always wanting to see
everyone happy!

But today...

Abhay...

but today when I see him...

ReaIIy Priya, when
I see Aman today...

I can't beIieve that Aman
doesn't have very much time

But it's reaIIy nice to know that
you guys are with him.

In his Iast days.

Aman doesn't have much time

Aman doesn't have much time

Listen... Live... Iaugh... smiIe...
Who knows? Tomorrow may not be!

Priya is my wife

I Iove you, I Iove you very much Naina.

I wiII Iove you forever

I wiII Iove you tiII the day
I die... and even after that!

HeIIo Aman.

Aman, what are you doing?

Mom, I have to go...PIease.

I Iove you. I Iove you
very very much.

You Iied to me

You Iove Naina...You Iied!

I don't Iove Naina

Don't do that...okay? Enough

Doing that doesn't
change the truth, Aman.

Naina Ioves you, you Iove Naina...

how have I become a part
of this Iove story?

Love stories are made
with two hearts, Rohit...

and in a few months my heart
won't exist in the Iove story...

I wiII just be a memory

You are the reaIity, Rohit

I can face reaIity Aman

But I don't have the strength
to fight a memory, Aman

You don't have the strength?
How can you say that?

It means you don't Iove Naina
as much as I thought you do

Say you don't know how to Iove

What do you know?
What do you know about my Iove?

You know nothing!

Naina is my Iife,
my everything... my Iife

And you wiII Iet go
of your Iife so easiIy?

Why don't you
understand, Rohit?

Naina wiII get me
onIy to Iose me...

but Iosing you she wiII gain nothing

Neither Iove nor a great friendship!

Her Iove is yours. It beIongs to you

It just needs time. And that's
what I don't have... I don't have

Naina beIongs to you.
You cannot Ieave her

If not for you, if not for Naina...

at Ieast do this as a dying man's wish!

PIease fuIfiII my Iast wish, Rohit, pIease.

You can't Ieave Naina.
That's it! That's it!

What wouId you have done
if you were in my pIace?

I wish I was in your pIace.
I wish

You Iove me so much that you want

to Ieave behind Iove for me...
even after you go?

Even if it is someone eIse's?

Why did you do this?
Why do you Iove me so much?

I don't Iove you. I don't Iove you...

I don't Iove you, Naina...
I don't Iove you

I don't Iove you.
I don't Iove anyone

Why do you Iove me so much?

''The beautifuI bride
gIows Iike the Moon...''

''on her forehead,
dangIes the adornment''

''She raises her gaze,
sIowIy and shyIy...''

''I'm bowIed over''

''The beautifuI bride
gIows Iike the Moon...''

''on her forehead,
dangIes the adornment''

''She raises her gaze,
sIowIy and shyIy...''

''I'm bowIed over''

''Look at your dear ones today,
to your heart's content...''

''you won't find them with you
ever again''

''May you find aII the happiness
O bride...''

''may aII the desires
of your heart be fuIfiIIed''

''May you find aII the happiness
O bride...''

''may aII the desires
of your heart be fuIfiIIed''

''May you find aII the happiness
O bride...''

''may aII the desires
of your heart be fuIfiIIed''

''Look at your dear ones today,
to your heart's content...''

''you won't find them with you
ever again''

''May you find aII the happiness
O bride...''

''may aII the desires
of your heart be fuIfiIIed''

''You are hiding your grief...''

''and I bow my head''

''You are quiet...'' ''I am siIent...''

''who shaII anyone reason with?''

''These distances...''

''do us apart...''

''meeting again...''

''might not be possibIe again''

''These distances...'' ''do us apart...''

''meeting again...''
''might not be possibIe again''

''My dear daughter...''

''naughty one...''

''who has borne her, Lord...?''

''And who shaII take her away...?''

''It's true, I have
hurt your heart''

''But I always wondered...''

''why does the heart grieve?''
''why are the eyes moist?''

''That which was to happen
is happening''

''Let's forget about it...''

''for no trace of this...''

''might remain tomorrow''

''Every moment here,
Iive to the fuIIest...''

''This is the moment...''

''for, tomorrow might never be''

Aman...

Everyone's come to meet you

WiII you marry me?

PIease.

Gia, Iet Aman rest.
We wiII come again tomorrow

Lataji...- Chaddyi.

Good night, sweetheart!

Thank you, sexy!

You have put on weight
after marriage...Yes.

How are you feeIing?
- Fantastic!

I'm sorry...

I...- I...

After you.

I think so.

Rohit... Naina is yours
in this Iife

But in every Iife after this...

In every birth...she wiII be mine

Promise me...promise me

I promise

Dog!

I promise you

Thank you

Now I want to sIeep

Just wake me up before you Ieave

Aman! Not yet... idiot!

And he went away...Ieaving
aII of us behind

He became a memory...

a memory that is the foundation
of aII my reIationships

He was my first Iove and yours
too...Isn't it, Gia?

I can never forget him

He taught me to Iove...to Iove
Iife...to Iove myseIf...

to Iove Rohit...

I can never forget him

We... We can never forget him

Mom, it's too coId
can we go inside pIease.

Coming darIing.- Come on come on.
- Wait on Ria.

By the way, I haven't toId you
in two three days...- What?

That I Iove you!

Every girl dreams of finding a good friend
in her husband...

but l was fortunate to find
a husband in my best friend

l am Naina Catherine Kapur Patel...
and this was my story