Kairaku Onsenkyô: Nyotaiburo (1981) - full transcript

As rumors spread about a hidden treasure worth 300 billion yen buried somewhere underneath a mountain hot spring resort large numbers of people flock to the local inn hotel managed by a madam with 2 things on their mind.....treasure hunting in the daytime and sex hunting in the night time. The geishas at the inn have their hands full as the inn is fully booked. The rumors even attract a shrewd rich tycoon named Yagisawa to the inn. Yagisawa immediately makes an offer to buy the inn at 80 million yen which is considered too low by the madam. However when "news" that some gold pieces have been unearthed Yagisawa agrees to buy the inn at madams asking price of 100 million yen. Is this a con job or are the buried treasures real?

A NIKKATSU PRODUCTION

PLEASURE AT THE HOT SPRING
(KAIRAKU OSENKYO: NYOTAIBURO)

Script:
Kazuhiko Ban and Atsushi Fujiura

Director of Photography:
Shinomasa Mizunoo

Music:
Hachiro Kai

Cast

Nami Misaki
(Shiori)

Maiko Kazama
(The inn's owner)

Kazuyo Esaki
(Ohisa)

Directed by:
Atsushi Fujiura

More!



- What time is it?
- Around 11:00.

Is it morning?

Or is it night already?

Do you love me?

Yeah.

Hey, my hips are killing me.

You poor thing!

It's the third time.

It's incredible.

You're the one who's incredible.

- Why is that?
- You're a peeping tom.

Me?

It's forbidden!

These two never rest.
It makes me horny.



Come.

Here we go.

Say...

What is it?

Don't play innocent.

Hands off.

Look at this!
You can't fool me.

My fingers are drowning.

I said no.

You are so stingy with me.

But if I find the treasure,
I'll become rich.

I don't believe in that
treasure story.

Stop!

- You must pay first.
- You're kidding.

I can't stop myself now.

Finish it by yourself then.

That's too cruel.

Wait, Ohisa!

She's gone...

Ungrateful girl.

And you, sleep!

They are such a
vigorous young couple!

They haven't stopped
in three days.

They'll fuck each other to death.

Once I spent a
whole day fucking.

- And you?
- Me?

- I'm still a virgin.
- That's hard to believe.

Liar!

Good night, owner.
I'm taking a bath.

Wait a minute.
Why do you seem so lustful?

Your body is perfect.

I should get dressed again.

Did you know that there is
a transvestite dressed as a geisha,

at the inn next door?

- Liar!
- Really?

But how can he sleep with his clients?

I don't know.

Good evening, owner.
We're having our break.

Good evening.

Here's the mean girl.

That pool is dirty.

I feel good.

Well,

I'm leaving.

I'm going to pee over there
to avoid the mean girl.

Oito, you're doing it again?
It's unappropriate.

Necessity is everything.

Is she going to pee?

Don't mind it.

I'm going too.

I'll follow you.

Let's have a contest.

I feel so much better.

Enough with that.

Me too...
I'll join the trio.

You perv!

He was spying on us.

Did you think you
could get away with it?

This is going to cost you!

Owner, look!

Let's see your face.

You?

But you could bathe with us
if you wanted.

That's not as fun.

- It's more arousing to spy.
- You pathetic man.

Come this way.

Good-for-nothing!

Help me!

Treasure Hunting
Tools for rent

Good hunting.

- The shovel costs 5.000 yens.
- What?

- Taxes included.
- That's expensive.

But there really is a
treasure to be found.

It's safer than the lottery.

You seem to be lucky.

During the Bakumatsu Era
the soldier Oguri,

came here to take refuge
with his 30.000 pieces of gold.

They say that this treasure
is worth 3 billion yens.

It is hidden somewhere
in the mountain.

It's buried under a
500 year old cypress tree.

Do like dogs:

have a good nose.

I'll find the treasure.

Good luck.

He overused his hips.

We'll share the treasure.

- Good hunting.
- See you tonight.

I'm going that way.

We'll swallow everything.

Take it, Norio.

I'm sorry for your wife.

But dying with you
makes me very happy.

Don't say anything.

We will be united at last,

for all eternity.

It's so romantic.

I don't want to die.

Are you dead?

Shiori!

Don't go without me!

Wait.

Stay with me.

Shiori!

It's the treasure!
The treasure!

- Who cares?
- It's incredible!

Yes, I found a gold nugget.
It's the treasure!

- It's gold!
- Let us see!

I found it!
I'm rich!

- This must be the place.
- It's mine.

Let me see.

Tonight, the drinks are on me.

What's this thing?
This is fake gold.

Fake gold?

This is not gold.
It's a fake. It has no value.

It's value is zero, like you.

And I believed I was rich.
Damn!

Oh, are they dead?

Come, everybody.
There was an accident.

Let me feel his wrist.

It's a piece of gold!

It's mine!

Welcome, sir.

Carry my luggage.

- Is the owner home?
- Yes, she's taking a bath.

I'll warn her.

Are all the clients
treasure hunting?

I see.

- Give me the bag.
- Who is he?

You've never seen him?

It's Yagisawa.
He's very rich.

Very, very rich.

These aren't mixed baths.

I know.

We are very similar, though.
What I want to say is,

we are naked before God's eyes.

You have a great body.
Being a widow has its benefits.

- I'm going to scream.
- Relax.

Just a little cuddle.

Take your hands off me.

I understand.

Well, let's talk about
our little business.

I already answered you
regarding that matter.

I insist. I am offering you
80 millions for this old inn.

It's a good price.

Really? Don't you think
the price could be higher?

I see. Your price
will be mine.

I'll buy your inn along with your body.
What is your price?

- 500 millions.
- Don't joke around.

Don't forget the burried treasure.

There's not enough proof.
We've only found one piece.

In that case,

you should just give up.

Damn, she's really hot.

Mr. Yagisawa...

What?

She slipped between your hands.

Just like an eel.

Our boss is like a first-rate eel,
she tastes delicious.

Now you're talking.

Mr. Yagisawa,
If you feel like it...

What?

It's risky here.

- Let's go to the back.
- Hey!

Show me.

Relax.

I think you're ready.

Can I?

500 millions.
All that for a eel...

You're as good as her.

Of course.

I am first-rate too!

Come here, Heisaku.

Your wife went to town.

Do you have some time?

Perv.

Is it alright?

It's okay. She's the girl
that atempted suicide.

Come this way.

Hurry up.

C'mon, undress.

Hurry up.

Are you interested in her?

Not at all.

- You're the one that I want.
- Can I believe you?

Of course.

Undress already!

You're a young beauty!

- I'm so happy!
- I love married men.

It makes me wet.

You're a weird student.

You work here to have sex?

I do what I want, right?

Don't forget to pay me.

We earn nothing here.

Okay?

Is 10.000 okay for you?

Okay!

- It feels good.
- Do you like that?

You're in good shape
for an old man.

So?

Do you like it?

This is really a bad time.

Wake up!

Sit up.

Here.

Drink that.

So...
I didn't die?

Owner...

And Norio?

Where is he?

Is he dead?

It can't be.
He died without me!

I want to join him!
Kill me!

I want to die!
Norio!

Why did you save me?

Calm down.

He's alive.

He has some nerve, though.
He could have taken care of you.

He only thinks about
the treasure now.

Treasure?

The other rooms are occupied.

You'll stay here during
your convalescence.

Also, don't do
anything foolish.

I'm sorry I worried you
so much.

Let's finish this.

Heisaku!
Aren't you done?

Get out of there!

Understood!

- Did you find anything?
- Let me go, girls.

Gold is my new love!

We are more expensive.

- You don't want us anymore?
- I prefer gold.

You are dishonourable.

Are you not happy?

Thanks to him, you'll be
able to pay your room.

Exactly.
At least, he's generous.

Poor boy.

We decided to share
the money.

I don't trust you.

We're not going to fight
because of a coin.

Sooner or later,
I'll find the treasure.

You're my hero!

Take these plates.

Don't forget to heat them up.

And be carefull not to
knock them over.

The treasure is here.

Are you there? Norio?

What do you want?

You seem disapointed.

Amazing.

The gold is worth
3 billion yens.

I want your help.

If I find the treasure
I can pay all my debts.

I'll buy an appartment
and see the world.

But...

we came here to die.

I can't remember why
I wanted to die.

Don't worry, I'll make you
come till you die tonight.

I have to divide with the others...

But it's still
a great amount of money!

Excuse me.

Let me pass.

You should stay in bed.

Here, help us.

It'll get your mind off things.

Alright.

It'll be fine.

Be carefull.

Well, well.

- You must decide.
- Why?

This room is too small
for us three.

Honestly,
I love you both.

You know who I am.

You're purchasing every
inn in the region.

And I let my mistresses
manage them.

Really?

Idiot!

I'm negotiating the
purchase of this inn.

But your boss still
refuses to sell it.

I'll need a new mistress
to manage it.

Help yourself.

Oh, what a joy!

I'm in paradise!

This is it!

I want Ohisa's breasts.

And Oito's sex.

What does she
have that I don't?

He has to be unbiased.

Relax, you two.

Who has the prettiest one?

Let me judge individually.

Back off!

Hello, fake-suicide girl.

Will you sleep with me?
We'll fool around.

Norio is only interested
in the treasure.

- Stop, please.
- No one's here.

Stop.

I'm going to test your
excitability to sak?.

I'm going to faint.

I'm coming.

So far so good.

The love potion had its effect.
It soaked your lovely sexes.

I came.

- That feels good.
- You came?

A real fountain.

You came already?

I couldn't help myself.

Say, Ohisa.

- Can you leave us alone?
- Why? I didn't come yet.

Just take this money.
I'll give you two.

Here, have another.
You're greedy.

What's wrong with you?
You're in heat.

I'm too horny.

- You're one hell of a slut.
- Men love sluts, right?

- Hurry up.
- There's no rush.

- Can we do everything?
- Oh yes.

Don't make me wait.

Be a bitch!

On all fours.

And point your ass up.
Finger yourself.

Why?

I want to see a woman
pleasuring herself.

Go.

I can't hold it.

Quick.

Hurry up!
Please!

Make me come, quick.

I'm close.
Here it comes.

Shit.

Hey! Where are you going?

I'm going to check
if I turned the gas off.

Liar.

She's cute as hell.

I love this taste.
It's slightly acid.

Who is there?
Norio dear...

Norio, is that you?

Yes, it's me.

I'm happy.

Norio, take me.

Norio.

Good night.

Good night.

Naughty Heisaku!

What is it?

I was looking at your face.

It's the same face
when we make love.

In both cases,
I'm digging.

You only think
about the treasure.

3 billion yens...

Show yourselves!

I'm disappointed in you.

Money means so much to you?

3 billion yens.

Show yourselves!

That's a very deep hole you made.

Yours is even deeper.

One could get lost in it.

You want to take your chance?

I see, I see...

You're craving it, aren't you?

Such a sweet ass.

You're sensitive.

- Your lover will hear us.
- Exactly.

I want to make him jealous.

Wait a bit.

You're so good at this.

It's thanks to the blisters
on my fingers.

I have got lots of them
from digging with the shovel.

I love your blisters.

Oh really? I see.

Are you satisfied
with my blisters?

You like that?

You like that?

A coin!

- A gold coin!
- What about me?

- I can't get it off.
- Don't do it.

I'm trying!

- You're out.
- I'm taking it off!

I did it.

The 3 billion yens.
They're here!

If only I had gold in my hole...

I won't go back
on my decision.

You're being too radical.

Asking 500 millions for this inn
is just crazy.

Not at all.
Don't forget the treasure.

It's give or take.

Wait a minute.

What treasure are you
talking about?

We only found two coins.

Maybe they're just coins from
the chest that has been found before.

Without actual proof of
the treasure's existence,

your inn is not worth
500 millions.

It's up to you.

I don't want to sell it, anyway.

But...

It's ready.
You can serve it.

And when are you
delivering my order?

Be patient.

I need it.

Listen.

Alright?

The bastard!

No panties tonight.

I love her acid taste.

Pubic hair?

And this texture?

These labia...

And it tastes like vinegar,
not acid!

I got you at last,
bastard!

You perv!

Look who's talking!

Now that you started it,
do it until the end.

Come here.

More!

My paiement was rejected?
That's impossible.

I have two millions in my account.

It's not enough?

That's bad!

I'm going to gather some
funds for sure.

Are you having money troubles?

Leave me alone.
I have work to do.

It must be tough on you.

Don't worry.
I want to help you.

Trust me.

I'm not self-interested.

I'm doing it out of friendship.

Is that so?

I won't backstab you.
I'm a gentleman.

I'll give you my body.

I give up.
You won.

Don't sacrifice yourself like this.
Let me take care of everything.

Women...

are destined to be sad.

Let me talk with the boss.

Yagisawa speaking.

Give me your account number.

Good morning.
It's Yagisawa.

I'm doing fine, thank you.

You are the real treasure.

You are mine now.

You're so marvelous!

You're the perfect woman.

I never felt so much pleasure
before.

And you? Are you satisfied?

Yes.

- Listen.
- Yes?

I'll sell you the inn.

Really?

Yes.

It's like you said,

maybe the treasure
doesn't exist anymore.

And...

Me...

And you...

Well, you see...

80 millions is enough then?

- I want 100 millions.
- 100 millions?

It's nothing for you.

Well, it's a deal.

- When do we sign it?
- The sooner, the better.

Yes, we never know!

Sales contract

Here.

Perfect!

And now, I'm the owner
of the inn and the nearby land.

It's yours.

All this money...

is mine!

And what will happen to us?

Don't worry about it.

Keep on working.

Owner, you'll be the
manager of the inn.

Come quick!

More gold has been discovered!

A chest with 1.000 coins!

1.000 coins?

Give me back the contract!

- I don't agree with it!
- No way!

You signed it.

It's a great contract indeed.

Here's the treasure!

Good work, everyone!

We have to share it now!

Wait a second!

Dear sirs, I'm the new
owner of this land.

So what?

Calm down, calm down!

You'll not be cheated. How about a
party to celebrate this discovery!

A little ceremony for
the chest's opening.

- Oh, really?
- Good idea.

During the wait, you gentlemen
can take a bath to relax.

Let's meet again at night.
And we'll party hard.

A good bath and a party!

Good night.

Tonight, dinner is on the house!

I am a little kitty.

Enjoy it, everyone!

Owner, you better
start off quickly.

Soon, they'll open the chest.

Shiori!

Excuse me.
I saw you by accident.

You were burrying a chest
filled with pebbles.

It must have been heavy.

- You...
- I can guess the rest.

- In this case...
- Get out!

That suitcase is yours, alright.
But the chest is an infraction.

Start off quickly.

Hurry!

Let's be partners in crime.

Understood.

It's not possible!

Why?

- I don't understand.
- Me neither.

Good work!

This is stupid!

These are only rocks...

So, the inn was not even yours?

I had a hard time faking
the documents.

I spent many nights at it.

- You're a pro!
- I used to worked in real estate.

I see.

And me who thought you
were a modest owner.

You are an arrant liar.

Speak for yourself.

You're more tricky
than romantic, I wonder why.

It's true!

Men are sweet dreamers.

The idiots!

THE END
Translated by kagetsuhisoka
Proofread by takeshi2010