Jumping the Broom (2011) - full transcript

[Bobby] Wow!

Where did you come from?

You're beautiful, caring.

And don't get me started

about that sexy body.

You're the type

of woman a man keeps.

And I know

you're working later,

but, baby,

I need to see you tonight.



Well, I wanna

see you tonight, too.

Uh, baby, can I

call you right back?

Yeah. No, I promise.

All right, sexy.

Yeah, I gotta go.

No, I promise, I promise.

All right, beautiful. Bye.

[hangs up] Breakfast?

Oh! I gotta go.

I just remembered

I have a 10:00 photo shoot.

[Sabrina] Oh, God,



I did it again.

I gave up the cookie

for a cute face,

nice body, and some

mediocre conversation.

I don't even think he

can spell "mediocre."

I promise, God, again,

that if you get me

out of this situation

with some dignity...

[laughing]

Okay, just get me out of here.

I promise to only

share my cookies

with my future husband.

No more of this.

And, God, because it's obvious

I don't know how to

spot a human being,

could you please make it clear

who you want me to be with?

I mean, clear clear,

the kind of clear that...

-Hey...

-Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, no!

Are you okay?

Oh, my God!

Sir, are you okay?

I am so sorry!

I didn't see you.

I mean, you came

out of nowhere.

I could've killed you.

Do you know that?

I could've killed you!

Are you okay?

You look okay,

but you could be dying

of internal bleeding,

where people have concussions

and they think they're fine

and then they go to sleep

and then they never wake up.

You could be dying.

Oh, my God, I killed you.

I'm not dead. I'm alive.

Well, listen,

my name is Sabrina Watson.

I have great insurance

and an excellent dry cleaner.

I even have a good enough job

to pay for dinner.

I clearly owe you,

and you could have

whatever you want on the menu.

-Well, except for

the cookie plate.

-Sabrina?

Sabrina Watson?

Breathe.

I'm fine.

[Sabrina] God, did I say

how much I love

your sense of humor?

-[Jason] Verdict?

-[Sabrina] Amazing.

My parents took

me to see Carmen

when I was a little girl.

Back then, you know,

all that mattered to me

was the music

and the costumes.

But now,

I realize it's all

about love and anger

and how they're linked,

but, ultimately...

Incompatible.

Jason Taylor,

you are full of surprises.

Babe, I have you

to thank for it.

I mean, to think that

I grew up in this city

and all this time

I had no idea...

Come on, let's go.

...that all this

was available to us.

-I mean, opera?

-You liked it?

-I loved it.

-Really?

But, babe, you can't

tell the guys about

all the stuff we do.

They're still hazing me

about the picnic we had

in Central Park.

Okay, fine.

You promise?

Pinky swear.

I trust you.

So, I hear

the Peking Opera

is fantastic.

Supposedly, it's like nothing

you've ever seen before.

Peking?

You got the offer.

It's cutting-edge IP

law and a 20% pay raise.

-Wow.

-Couldn't say no.

I understand.

Congrats. Uh...

When would you start?

-Two months.

-Two months?

So soon?

Yeah.

Wow. Two months.

Jason, I know we haven't

been together that long,

and I probably have no

right to ask you this,

but I just feel like...

[sighs] I don't know.

Do you think we could

try to make it work?

Babe, China is

really far away.

-I don't know.

-There's the telephone

-and Internet

and Skype, and...

-Skype.

And I'd be back

every two months

for meetings.

Look, uh...

I just... The long

distance thing, I...

I don't know. I don't...

I don't believe in it.

So, what does that mean?

It means that you have

a really good opportunity

in front of you,

and I'm not gonna

stand in the way of it.

Well, it sounds to me

like you made up your mind.

It was a fun night.

♪ You're such a perfect lover

♪ And, baby,

you could do better than me

♪ But you stuck

by me like a soldier

♪ Sweet loving until... ♪

Look, Sabrina,

ever since I met you,

I've felt like...

Like I can accomplish

anything, anywhere.

New York, China.

It doesn't matter,

as long as we're together.

You've introduced

me to a world

that I can't even

begin to imagine

living without you.

I don't want to.

I want you

in my life forever.

Sabrina, I prayed on it,

and God answered

me with you.

Sabrina Watson,

would you marry me?

[exclaims]

[crying]

You scared me!

Babe, is that a yes?

Yes!

You said yes, right?

Yes.

Come here.

♪ I'm so unpredictable

yet your love's

unconditional for me

♪ And I wanna know why

♪ How can you

love me so much, girl?

♪ Put up with all of

the crazy things I do ♪

It's incredible.

You like it?

It's amazing.

["Marry you" playing]

♪ It's a beautiful night

♪ We're looking for

something dumb to do

♪ Hey, baby

♪ I think I wanna marry you

♪ Is it the look in your eyes

♪ Or is it this dancing juice?

♪ Who cares, baby?

♪ I think I wanna marry you

♪ Well, I know

this little chapel

♪ On the boulevard we can go

♪ No one will know

♪ Oh, come on, girl

♪ Don't say

no, no, no, no, no

♪ Just say

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ And we'll

go, go, go, go, go

♪ If you're ready,

like I'm ready

♪ 'Cause it's

a beautiful night

♪ We're looking for

something dumb to do

♪ Hey, baby

♪ I think I wanna marry you

♪ Is it the look in your eyes

♪ Or is it this dancing juice?

♪ Who cares, baby

♪ I think I wanna marry you

♪ Just say I do

♪ Tell me right now, baby

♪ Tell me right now,

baby, baby

♪ Just say I do

♪ Tell me right now, baby

♪ Tell me right now,

baby, baby

♪ It's a beautiful night

♪ We're looking for

something dumb to do

♪ Hey, baby

♪ I think I wanna marry you ♪

[Claudine] Mabel?

Let's give each of

the couples an extra bag

of the wasabi peanuts.

Yes, Mrs. Watson.

-I'm sorry.

-Amy. Are you okay?

Yes, I tend to

get a little nervous

before a big event.

You do plan big events

for a living, no?

Yes, I do, ma'am.

And as to yours,

tomorrow is day one.

The, um, workmen will

arrive in the morning

to hoist the tent

for the reception.

Jason and Sabrina will meet

with Reverend James

to discuss the service.

The bulk of the guests

will be arriving on

the midday ferry,

followed by 3:00 pm,

the rehearsal.

And then cocktails

and the rehearsal dinner

in the tent.

Amy, remember,

I just want everything

to be very simple,

-elegant and modern,

you know?

-Mmm-hmm.

And I need to

have a long table

so we can all sit together

like one big, happy family.

That is gonna be so fun to do

at the round tables

I was told to order.

Right. Not to worry

about that.

I'll just make

that go bye-bye.

-Oh, good.

-Continue.

Right. Day two,

the big day, Saturday.

Breakfast on the deck.

Later, the women

will primp and groom

while the men play football.

A Watson family tradition

I wish I could ignore.

Like the round tables,

I can make that go away.

Back to the wedding.

All right,

rental chairs and lanterns

will be arranged

here on the lawn.

The ceremony

begins at 2:00 pm sharp

with dinner and

dancing to follow.

And on Sunday morning,

Jason and I will be

Mr. and Mrs.

Jason Edgar Taylor.

Girl!

Oh...

-Oh, wow. Okay.

-Yeah.

Well, I'm gonna

check on...

What's wrong?

Oh, Mom, come on.

Oh, it's just...

It's just all so rushed.

No time for

an engagement party

or bridal shower.

Really, Sabrina.

It looks as if we

have no home training.

We should've taken

months to plan this.

Really, why the rush?

If you're pregnant,

you can tell me.

For the millionth time,

no, I'm not pregnant.

Okay? Trust me.

Jason and I are in love,

really in love.

We wanna go to China

as husband and wife,

a team.

Jason makes a good impression,

but we haven't

met his family yet.

What are they like?

Oh, Amy! Let's put

some greens in

with the roses, okay?

-For, like, a pop of color.

-Sabrina.

Oh, and Bellinis.

Mom, you love Bellinis.

Let's serve

Bellinis as well, okay?

-Sabrina!

-Yes?

What are they like?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Sabrina, your father

and I have invested

over half a million

dollars in your education.

Communicate.

I haven't met them yet.

I know. I tried,

but it was hard for

Jason to work it out!

Sabrina!

Mrs. Taylor is

a very busy woman.

-Sabrina.

-Mom,

everybody's

gonna love each other

because Jason and I

love each other.

How can you say you love him

when you don't know them?

They could be awful

-or...

-Or great.

Come on.

You worry too much!

No, you don't worry enough.

Well, it's all

under control. Right, Amy?

Okay, Miss O'Neal. Next!

So, when are you leaving?

You know all those people

over at the Vineyard,

they are so loaded,

even their servants are rich.

I can't believe

little Jason is getting

married this weekend,

and I'm not gonna be there.

Well, of course

you're not gonna be there.

You wearing a ankle bracelet

and it's not for fashion.

Next!

What's the girl like?

Miss O'Neal, go on, now.

I gotta go to work. Next!

Come on up here, baby.

Hurry up. I ain't got all day.

[cell phone ringing]

What?

One minute, baby.

[man] Come on,

girl, don't...

-Shonda!

-Pam, I'm busy.

You see this long line

we have out here?

Excuse us, excuse us.

What's the problem, Pam?

I have tried to be

nice to this girl,

but you know by now

she should've come over here

to Brooklyn to meet me.

You will not believe it.

She sent me a text message.

A text message!

Talking 'bout she want

me to bring some

baby pictures of Jason

so she can put 'em in

the wedding program.

She treating me

like I'm her secretary,

not the mother-in-law to be!

She got Jason's nose all open,

talking about she gonna

take him to China.

China! My Jason don't like

nothing sweet and sour.

This girl need to have

a little more respect

for me!

Why are your

panties all in a wad?

Didn't you tell me

that Jason hadn't

met her family, either?

Heifer, whose side you on?

All this stuff going on,

her text messaging me

when she can

pick up a telephone

and call me like

I'm a human being. Mmm-mmm!

I don't play this.

Strike one.

Don't forget about your

anger management classes, Pam.

Calm down.

-Uh...

-Huh!

Honey, you gonna have

to go get back in line.

I'm going to lunch.

[woman] What?

Our guests arrive tomorrow,

so we will need to

prepare every room.

All the linens

need to be changed.

The floors need to sparkle.

-And sparkle they will,

Mrs. Watson.

-Each of the guest rooms

-needs to get

a bouquet of summer flowers.

-Yes, Mrs. Watson.

And we have to

assemble the gift boxes

-for all of our

out-of-town guests.

-[phone ringing]

Yes, Mrs. Watson.

Where in hell are you?

Meeting ran long.

I'm on my way

to the airport now.

Did you forget

that we have 50 people

arriving here tomorrow

for our daughter's wedding?

[stammering]

Your sarcasm is unattractive.

Gregory, I cannot tolerate

one of your disappearing acts.

I am not doing this alone.

Yeah. Calm down.

You're not alone.

Like I said,

I'm on my way to the airport.

[hangs up]

Where were we?

All right. Where were we?

Yeah.

Dissolution of property.

Gregg, I can't

keep up this charade.

I've known Claudine

for a long time,

and I do owe her

a modicum of respect.

You have to tell her,

or I will.

♪ If I gave you my love

♪ I tell you what I'd do

♪ I'd expect a whole

lot of love out of you

♪ You gotta be good to me

[laughs]

♪ I'm gonna be good to you

[gasps]

♪ There's a whole lot of

things you and I could do

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

[screams] Jason!

-Wifey-to-be,

wifey-to-be. Mmm!

-What are you doing?

God, the stairs weren't

good enough for you, huh?

I'm old school, babe.

I got the horse

double-parked downstairs.

Ain't that how they

do it in the movies?

-What's wrong, babe?

-I'm just really nervous

about meeting your mom.

I need to know

more about her.

-Like what?

-I don't know, just,

you know, details.

Details are

what make a person.

Like what's her taste in art?

Is she more MoMA or Met?

-Does she eat

sushi or soul food?

-Baby...

Does she wanna

play Mahalia Jackson

or Michael Jackson?

-Breathe.

-[exhales]

Okay.

Let's see, my mom.

She's a very sweet...

Yeah?

...gentle,

soft-spoken woman.

-Really?

-Just like you.

-Aw...

-Come here.

-Mmm.

-Mmm.

Oh, God.

I know, I know.

Wait. Oh, my gosh.

Sorry, Jason, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I just...

I know.

I can't do that.

The promise you made

with God, right?

Yes, and you should

respect it.

I respect it, babe,

but it ain't easy.

I mean, look at you.

I mean, come on.

-Can we just

keep that open?

-No, we can't. We can talk.

-Talk?

-Yes.

French.

[both speaking French]

I don't know what to say.

Just say anything.

[speaking French]

I don't know

what you just said,

but it sounded so good.

Did it?

[Claudine] Sabrina!

Reverend James is here!

See? You hear that?

That's God

talking through my mom.

[both sigh]

Oh... Oh, my God.

You couldn't control it?

I'm okay with

this waiting thing,

but he is pissed at my

choice in women right now.

Say you're sorry.

Say you're sorry.

I'm sorry. Kind of.

-It's not working.

-Not really.

-French?

-Get outta here.

-[Claudine] Sabrina!

-I'm coming, Mom!

Maybe we could get

to the last detail

of this wedding, the reading.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I was thinking Jude,

Chapter three.

"The quality of

mercy is not strained.

"It falls like a gentle

rain from the heavens."

That's Shakespeare.

That's not Jude three?

There is no Jude three.

-There's no Jude three?

-No.

I was thinking Corinthians 13.

"Love is patient,

love is kind."

How about John 15?

That's my mother's favorite.

Well, it's our wedding, so...

Well, babe, it would

really make my mother happy,

come on.

Yeah. And when

she gets married again,

they can read it

for her, okay?

Wait a minute, wait a minute,

hold up a minute.

Maybe we should just

look at Genesis 2:24.

It says,

"For this cause shall a man

"leave his

mother and his father

"and take unto him a wife

"and then they shall cleave

and become one flesh."

Mmm.

Now, that...

That feels good.

That is a good one.

That's a good one.

Could we possibly get back

to you on this one, Rev?

Certainly, certainly.

Let's talk about it.

Sabrina, dear,

I understand that

you love each other

and that you're maybe even

meant to be together.

But I should warn you

that sometimes life

will really test you.

Well, we'll pass.

I mean, Reverend James,

Jason was sent to me.

-He's my soul mate.

-Mmm-hmm.

Oh, that's so sweet.

But even a soul mate

can really test you.

[Sabrina] You've known me

since I was just a wee

little thing, and now...

-Pigtails and braces.

-Yes!

-Look at you now. So wonderful.

-That's right.

Can you believe it?

I tell you what,

I'm gonna have to

leave you lovebirds

and get on back to the church

so we can have

this marvelous

wedding of yours.

Oh, thank you! [laughs]

-Be sweet, dear.

-Thank you so much.

-And take care.

-Thanks.

-We'll talk soon.

-All right, Rev.

-All the best.

See you all. Bye-bye.

-All right, see you tomorrow.

-Take care.

-Bye.

[sighs] Oh!

It's almost noon.

I gotta go pick up

my mom, all right?

No, no, no, no!

You're not going anywhere.

-What do you mean, babe?

-Amy sent a car for her.

-Amy sent a car

for my mom?

-Yes.

Oh, babe, this ain't

gonna be good.

What do you mean?

I'm sure it was a nice car.

♪ I got it, you got it

Show her how to pose,

will you?

Oh, my goodness!

Stop all that now!

♪ I got it, you got it

All right,

just smile, Pam!

Okay...

Don't touch my baby's pie!

♪ We got the magic, girl

♪ All I've got is

concrete all around me

♪ But I can see

the countryside

♪ You can be rich

when you're poor

♪ Poor when you're rich

♪ It can be raining

and I can make the sun shine

♪ I got it, you got it

♪ We got the magic, girl

♪ I got it, you got it

♪ We got the magic, girl

♪ I got it, you got it

♪ We got the magic, girl

♪ I got it, you got it

♪ We got the magic, girl

♪ We got the magic

♪ We got the magic

♪ We got the magic, girl

♪ We got the magic ♪

Where's Willie Earl?

No, he could be

anywhere.

I see you been

around the world.

You got a few stamps

in your passport.

[scoffs] It's none

of your business.

Just trying to have

a polite conversation.

I'm sure whatever

distant land you come from

that line about stamps

may work as

a natural aphrodisiac.

To me, however,

it's just country.

Ain't nothing wrong

with a little

biscuit and gravy.

Oh, please.

Don't walk away

from your future.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Please get me out of here.

See, that's what

I'm talking about.

[Pam] Be careful with that.

He know what he doing.

Shonda, I am

trying to be nice,

but who are they

trying to impress, huh?

A car? A driver?

Why couldn't

they send somebody

from the family

down here to pick us up?

And where the hell is Jason?

What you looking at?

Girl, what you

think I'm looking at?

It's August in the Vineyard.

I'm looking for

Barack and Michelle.

Oh, God.

[sighs]

Have you seen Sabrina?

Thank you.

No, but, Mrs. Watson,

the calligrapher broke her arm

and she can't

finish the guest cards.

So, I was...

Okay.

And that's not your problem.

That's my problem. Moving on.

The bedrooms are all ready.

Thank you, Mabel.

Have you seen Sabrina?

I'm right here, Mom.

Where's Sebastian?

He missed the ferry,

but he'll be here

for the cocktail party.

-You all are

working my last nerve.

-Relax.

-Hey! Sweetie!

-Hi, Dad.

So good to see you!

All right, they'll

be here any minute.

Go change.

That sounded a little

bit like, "Go fetch."

Ah, ah.

Dad, Mom is right.

You need to make

a good impression

on my future

mother-in-law, okay?

Absolutely, sweetie.

Thanks, Dad.

-[car honks]

-Oh! That's them!

They're here!

Mom, how do I look?

-Do I have

anything in my teeth?

-Sabrina.

What about my nose?

-Sabrina, that is vile.

-[doorbell rings]

Now, remember who you are.

[speaks French]

Hello.

Claudine.

Geneva.

Auntie!

You made it!

Look at you.

You're beautiful.

-[speaks French]

-Ah...

Why didn't you respond

to the wedding invitation?

The mail on the island

is so unpredictable.

Are there no

phones on the island?

-Oh, Claudie.

-Mom.

[both laughing]

Where are you staying?

-In Grand-Mere's

old room, of course.

-[stutters]

-See? Room for me.

-Come on.

I have so much to tell you!

[Geneva] I can't wait

to show you what I bought you.

It's see-through.

-[Sabrina] So, it's really

a gift for Jason.

-And where is he?

I need to see

the man who stole

my little girl's heart.

Auntie, you are

going to love him.

First of all...

Just bring 'em in

here and drop 'em.

Drop 'em right here. Put it...

She sure can pack

for a two-day wedding.

You know,

if you don't mind me asking,

Mrs. Watson, she's like a...

She's like a couple

shades lighter than you.

Is that...

Is that the normal kind...

Fair question.

She's like a mocha.

You're like a...

I don't know,

like a milk chocolate.

Got it.

-Ooh! It's pretty nasty.

What is this, Auntie?

-[laughing]

Now, now, this is not

for your honeymoon night.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, this is for

when you guys fight

or you want

something expensive.

You put this on and you

cook him some dinner.

-[Sabrina] Ah, got it.

-[Geneva] I might not know

anything about marriage,

but I do know

how to help you

guys stay married.

Auntie, I think you

got the perfect one.

-I love it!

It's the best.

-Good!

I love you, cherie.

[Sabrina] I love you so much.

[Malcolm] Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Do everybody out here

got their own boat?

[Willie Earl] I don't wanna

get on no boats around here.

Make you feel

like they're taking

you back to Africa.

This place is amazing.

This is so beautiful.

Look at these houses!

You know, I was

thinking I could

represent Jason's father,

say a few kind words

over dinner about love

and marriage.

Okay, so now

you a pro at marriage?

-Could be.

-[Shonda] All right.

So, how many marriages

have you had, Willie Earl?

-Three.

-Who?

Four, four, four,

four times.

But I married

one of them twice.

And don't forget

about that fiasco

in Mexico last year,

remember that?

No, Willie Earl, she was fine.

I would've went

to Mexico for that.

What a brother

will do for the taco.

And a burrito

and rice and beans.

[Malcolm] You probably

left a baby down there,

Willie Earl.

[Shonda] Come on, Pam.

Come on, Pammy Pam.

So what they

didn't come meet us

at the dock,

and you haven't met the girl?

But we're here now.

Can we please

have a good time?

I don't care what

y'all talking about.

This is nice.

Get picked up

like this every day.

[Willie Earl] They got

their own lake or something?

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Are you serious?

You guys, look at that!

Oh, my God!

-[Malcolm] This is nice.

-[Shonda] You guys, it's like

the Kennedy Compound!

[Malcolm] That's gotta be

an apartment complex.

They got workers

and everything.

-[Shonda] Look at 'em.

They got white people working.

-Ooh!

I bet they got,

like, five bathrooms.

Doing good for theyself.

Come on, y'all.

Calm down.

-We done seen

houses bigger than this.

-[Shonda scoffs]

-Where?

-No, we haven't!

[Malcolm] Black folks

own this? No.

[Malcolm] They're dressing

'em different now.

You look rich.

[Shonda] Well, does money

make you more beautiful?

[Willie Earl] If you fat

and unattractive,

money certainly will help.

-Willie Earl.

-Hey, whassup, Jay?

How you doing, man?

Good to see you.

My love to you, boy.

Long time no see.

Welcome to the Vineyard, Mom.

You sent a car

to get your mother?

Only the best for you.

Well, the best would've been

for you to pick me up.

I love you, too, Mom.

Mom, this is Sabrina.

Hello.

Hi! Mrs. Taylor!

It is so nice to

finally meet you!

[Jason] Isn't she great, Mom?

I'm sorry. I just...

I didn't think a handshake

expressed the moment,

you know?

No.

I'm a hugger. I like to hug.

I can see that.

Sorry.

I'm Claudine Watson.

Oh. Pam Taylor.

Well, may I say

that you've certainly

raised a wonderful man.

Thank you.

He is wonderful.

I wish I could say

the same about you

and your daughter.

Oh!

I said that the wrong way.

I mean, I wish I had

met her earlier,

before now,

and then I could say...

This is my family.

Shonda. She is

my mom's best friend.

-How you doing?

-Hello.

[Jason] Uncle Willie Earl.

Rich and fine.

Fine as a glass of wine.

And my cousin, Malcolm.

I invited the two

of them to stay here.

I hope that's okay.

Mom.

Oh, yes, yes.

I mean, we certainly

have enough room.

Why don't we go

into the house,

make you more comfortable.

[Sabrina] You guys have

to be so thirsty, huh?

We have Bellinis.

I hope you like Bellinis.

-Bellinis.

What the hell is that?

-Yes, yes.

[Jason] It is so good.

[Pam] I put some

Coca-Cola in and I...

Come on in, everyone.

Thank you.

Bellini for you, Mom.

-No, no, no, no.

-No? You sure?

Everyone, come on

into the living room.

William Earl, Michael?

-Malcolm.

-Oh, Malcolm.

Pardon me, Malcolm.

Please, have a seat.

Make yourself comfortable.

-Welcome, welcome.

-Is this...

[exhales]

I made Jason

a sweet potato pie.

It's his favorite.

Oh, well, what a lovely gift.

Yeah, no,

she's famous all over

Brooklyn for her pies.

Really? We'll have

to serve it tonight

at the rehearsal dinner.

Oh, no, no, no. This is

for Jason and his friends.

It's just that my

buddies always fight

over her pies.

She's a really,

really good cook.

Oh, well, Mrs. Taylor,

you really need to share

your recipes with me, huh?

Hear a way to a man's heart

is through his stomach.

It's a family secret.

Oh, well...

It's a good thing

we're all gonna be family

after tomorrow, huh?

Where can I put this?

You can shove it...

In the kitchen.

Thank you, Mabel.

Hello! Hello.

-Ah, Dad!

-Gregg Watson.

You must be Jason's sister.

[laughs]

No. I'm his mother.

-[speaks French]

-[exclaims]

Jason, why have you

kept this jewel hidden

from us?

-[Jason] My apologies.

-Oh, thank you.

We are so sorry

you couldn't make it

to lunch with us last month.

You all went to

lunch together?

-Where?

-Oh. 21.

-21.

-[Claudine] It was phenomenal.

Well, Jason told us

that you were busy.

Busy?

It was really

last-minute, Mom.

Oh.

Well, Mrs. Taylor,

allow me to show you

and Shondra to

your living quarters.

This way, please.

It's Shonda.

21? Strike two.

Oh, here we go.

"It's a family secret"?

What was that?

If I can't have your cookies,

you can't have my pies.

Hello! Maid of honor

in the house!

Blythe! Oh, my goodness!

Look at you, you look so good.

You are just in time

to counsel the bride

with a mother-in-law

situation.

Well, as long as

you pay me in Moet.

-Done. Come on.

-Let's do it.

Excuse me.

How you doing?

I'm Malcolm. And you are?

-Blythe.

-Blythe, Blythe, Blythe.

So, I hear you

the maid of honor.

Well, I'm the best man,

so there's gotta be

some kind of ritual

we can do

to get to know

each other better.

There is. There is.

It's called stop touching me.

-Okay.

-Oh, Bellini, lovely.

[Amy] Bellini?

Now, that's that

boomerang game, brother.

-She gonna come back.

-Okay.

No, I mean,

I feel so fresh.

You didn't use

that thing, did you?

You know I did.

And you know

what I realize?

That rich people are not happy

because of the money.

They're happy

because of the bidets.

The bidets make

you wanna go out

and make more money

-so you could buy

some more bidets.

-Listen,

they have those bidets

because they're full of it.

What, you brought a broom?

Oh, honey, this isn't

just any broom.

This is the broom

that Mike and I jumped

when we got married.

You know, I don't know

why I feel like

a bald-headed stepchild

at my own son's wedding.

And all that talk

about they didn't have time

for her to come

across the bridge

and meet me is just a lie.

Then they gonna go

to 21 without me.

Yeah, Jason,

he should've told you.

There's no reason

why they should've had

that party without you or me.

It wasn't Jason.

He'd never do that to me.

It was that little ugly girl

in that teeny tiny dress.

-[exclaims] Oh, my God!

-What is it?

Rich folks got good

taste in property,

but bad taste in snacks.

[Sabrina] Knock, knock!

[shudders]

-Hi.

-Hi.

I hope everything's

okay with the room.

Mmm.

So, I just...

I wanted to make

sure we're all set

for the fitting

tomorrow morning.

-Fitting?

-Yeah, Jason,

didn't tell you?

-Uh-uh.

-[sighs] He's such a man.

I bought you two

dresses to choose from.

-For?

-The wedding.

[laughs] Honey, no.

I dress myself. Thank you.

I know, but, you see,

I wanted everyone

to wear the same

shade of buff tomorrow,

for the optics.

Optics?

The photographs.

You mean pictures?

Well, then just say pictures.

Say pictures.

-Pictures.

-Well, if you had

mentioned a dress

in that lovely text message

you sent yesterday,

then I would not have gone out

and bought this one.

I mean, this got buff.

Buff, that's white, right?

White is buff?

-See? Lot of white in this.

-Yeah, kind of, but...

It's just...

Would you mind

wearing one of the dresses?

I'll have my

father reimburse you.

You don't mind, do you?

It's just, it's my wedding,

and I was hoping that...

Okay, okay,

I'll wear your dress.

Really?

[exclaims] Thank you!

I was...

Sorry. Just...

Okay. Well, um...

I hope you enjoy the box.

My mom made it special.

-I'll see you at

the rehearsal dinner.

-Mmm.

And I really think

you're gonna love

either one of the dresses.

Buff usually looks

good on everyone.

Just as a general

rule of thumb, so...

Okay.

Girl, I'm really

proud of you.

I mean, really,

that anger management class

must've really paid off.

That is strike three.

Who shows up with

extra weekend guests?

It's just so...

Ghetto?

I was gonna say simple.

Mere Claudine would

have put them back

on the ferry

faster than they could

say "sweet potato pie."

She nearly banned

Gregory's parents

from our wedding.

They never acted up again.

I wish I could say

the same for their son.

There's nothing

wrong with Gregory.

He invited his mistress

to the wedding.

You don't know

that to be true.

Mabel, I'm not a fool.

The signs have been

there for a while.

Well, that Mrs. Taylor

may be backwards,

but she sure can make a pie.

Mrs. Watson?

Oh, there you are.

Hey. Hi, Mabel.

-Oh, Lord.

-So, I told Chef

about our extra guests,

and he said,

"There's no more chicken."

So, I suggested

he serve salmon.

Well, he said

they seem like

chicken people to him.

And I thought that sounded

a little bit offensive,

but given the history

of our country,

I didn't think I was the one

who should point that out.

I really need him on my side

to pull this whole thing off.

So, anyway, bottom line,

he refuses to make

any new chicken

because he's already seasoned

the RSVP'd chicken,

so, you know, help.

Thanks.

Hoods are good for

a roll in the hay,

but you don't marry them.

I do agree with you,

but Jason has

become a bootstrapper.

Hoods, bootstrappers,

same thing.

-I know, right?

-[both laughing]

Then the ushers take

the mother of the bride

and mother of the groom

to their seats

on opposite

sides of the aisle.

Dude, they're

looking at me, ain't they?

Yeah, they're looking.

I ain't marrying nothing.

Talkin' about

some China. Right.

I bet you good money

that girl pregnant.

That's the only reason

Jason would be

getting married

this quick, bro.

No, I don't

believe she's pregnant.

And I don't think

Jason would appreciate you

spreading that rumor.

I ain't spreading a rumor,

I'm talking to you.

Okay, well,

maybe you should

be talking to Jason.

What is that,

that's your role here,

the rumor police?

No, I am a colleague.

Goldman Sachs,

maybe you heard of it?

No.

[Amy] And the best man

takes his place right here.

Ricky, please.

-Wait, wait.

-Right this way.

-You the best man?

-Yeah.

Ricky, if I could

get you up here.

Hey, your cousin's

hilarious.

What's he up to now?

I don't know, he seems

really interested in, um,

you and Sabrina's

love life.

Well, that makes two of us.

But in 23 more hours,

guess what?

-I will be good to go.

-Okay.

How long have

they been dating,

like, six months, right?

I guess they think

it's romantic.

Well, I don't know.

He might be getting

it from somewhere else

'cause the only guy

I know wait six months

to have sex

is either on

the low-down

or the down-low.

Hmm. True.

I want you to be

honest with me.

I'm gonna ask you something.

I wanna know right now.

-God, here we go.

-'Cause I know you,

all right?

How are you doing this?

Let's see.

Lot of baby oil,

medicated Vaseline.

-They have this new stuff...

-Okay, pause.

You asked.

Let's just say I've been

handling the situation.

Yeah, apparently,

for six months.

Yeah, six months.

And guess what?

For Sabrina,

I'd go another six months.

Just don't tell her

I said that,

'cause I don't wanna

give her any ideas.

I mean, seriously,

like, what kind of man

waits that long to have sex?

-The kind of man

I'm about to marry tomorrow.

-Oh!

And stop talking about me

and worry about

your own sad situation.

Where'd this come from?

The married one,

or the investment

banker or the footballer?

-I can't keep up

with you, Blythe.

-All of them.

Well, excuse me, Miss

"I-made-a-deal-with-God."

Just remember

that I knew you when.

Yes, and you are going

to be quiet about that.

I am not talking

about that this weekend.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-You do you

and I'll do me.

-Fine.

On that note, I'm gonna go

get another glass of

champagne. This one.

-Blythe!

-Darling, your secrets

are safe with me.

I don't understand

this obsession with chicken.

[Chef] Come on, people,

put some pep in your step.

Let's go, people.

They're getting

hungry outside.

And if these

are not going out,

put 'em on ice, please.

Getting hot out there.

Pardon me.

-Excuse me.

-Excuse me.

-Excuse me.

-Watch the stove. It's hot.

Uh, Blythe.

Chef.

Excuse me.

We need to talk.

Could you pick a worse time?

You've always been great

at recognizing a moment.

Our guests are

about to arrive.

Sarcasm is something

your family always used

to keep from actually

talking to each other.

I'm getting

pretty tired of it.

You shouldn't be out here

cleaning in this hot sun.

Don't you worry, Miss.

I'm okay.

Is sunscreen

something you would use?

-No.

-No.

So, is that

Jason's crew?

Hmm.

Slim pickings, right?

Ricky's kind of cute,

but what's up

with the pressed

khakis and Top-Siders?

Analysis.

He bought those clothes

to impress and look the part,

hoping that he would

rub elbows and maybe

come up like Jason.

[gasps] Don't talk

about my boo like that.

You know, if you'd stop dating

from that crazy list of yours,

you might actually

find a decent man.

I don't have a list.

You don't have a list?

[Blythe] I don't!

Okay, let's see.

Ivy League,

not by scholarship.

Seven-figure salary.

Black Card,

seasoned at least one year.

Laughs at all your jokes

and loves your mama.

Hmm? Need I say more?

But what are you guys saying,

that I should

lower my standards?

-Yeah.

-Yes!

-What?

-Because it's based

in fantasy.

You gotta look

through different eyes.

Open your mind to

other possibilities.

Ladies, hey.

Sorry for

ear-hustling over there,

but I agree with her.

You should open your eyes

to different possibilities.

See? No Ivy League. Uh-uh.

Seven figures? Not at all.

Close to five some

years when I'm working.

But I get you, Blythe.

We should hook up.

You and me.

I'm a hermaphrodite.

I don't care

what your religion is.

-It's more about us.

-Wow!

[Malcolm] It's nature.

Listen, baby,

this is the perfect weekend,

right? There's...

-[Chef] Ladies?

-[Sabrina] Thank you.

Caviar is very fresh.

You should try it.

Blythe, right?

Yeah.

I have something

I want you to try.

Why don't you come with me?

Oh. Okay.

Excuse me.

What, what...

What just happened?

Thanks for rescuing me.

My pleasure.

Thank you, sir.

I'm sorry.

I'm Sebastian.

Oh. I'm Shonda.

So, I'm guessing

you're a friend of the groom?

Um...

I'm his mama's

best friend.

I'm the bride's cousin.

How old are you?

I'll be a senior

next year at Yale.

[laughs] Cheers.

Okay, take care.

Try this.

[scoffs]

No.

-You feel that tingle

of champagne on your lips?

-Mmm-hmm.

And the smooth

and gentle texture

of the body

between your teeth?

Mmm-hmm.

And, finally,

the explosive finish

on your tongue?

Mmm-hmm.

[exhales]

You know,

the shrimp are cold.

They're supposed

to be that way, Mom.

I'm not having any

of this food. I'm hungry.

Who in our family

eats oysters?

And when did you

start eating oysters?

God, I mean,

you love my cooking.

Why didn't you just

run the menu by me?

Because all I did was

write the check, Mom.

These folk have all

the money in the world

and they got you

paying for this?

Mom, look at this.

No, you look at this.

Now, this is not you.

I know you.

You love greens.

You will not eat

a meal without greens...

-Mom? Mom.

-...and I don't see

a green anywhere.

I'll have the chef make us

our own pot of greens.

With neck bones.

Oh, that stanky chef

don't know nothing...

-Turkey neck bones,

just like you make 'em.

-...about no neck bones.

Well. Yes, okay.

Now, this pool is nothing.

I have a friend who's

got a big, big pool.

-It goes way up...

-Oh, Mom, come on.

It's true.

[all chattering]

[tapping fork on glass]

Hey, everybody,

if I could just get

your attention for a second.

I wanted to take a moment

to welcome you all to our home

and to thank you

for sharing this

special occasion with us.

Good friends and family,

we appreciate how hard

it was to come here

without much notice.

-For that,

you can thank Sabrina.

-[all chuckling]

-Oh, yes.

-[Gregory] Baby girl,

she is impulsive

and spontaneous.

She's got a good mind

and a huge heart.

And I love her.

Thank you, Dad.

And now Jason's uncle,

Willie Earl, will be

giving the blessing.

[Jason] Willie Earl.

Willie Earl.

-Uh-uh.

-What's happening, Pam?

[Sabrina] Okay.

[Pam] Heavenly Father,

dear Lord, thank you

for these gifts.

And thank you

for being merciful,

even to those who do not

appreciate your generosity.

Dear Lord,

they're sitting in

their expensive cars,

Lord, and they wear

their fancy clothes,

and they think

that they alone

are responsible

for everything they have.

-But, Lord, we know

the truth, don't we?

-This is not a blessing.

-Hey, baby, just breathe.

-We know that the meek...

[laughs]

The meek shall

inherit the Earth.

Thank you, Jesus.

Hallelujah! Amen!

Bon appetit.

What was that?

What was that?

Just breathe.

Your mother said

that I could

give the blessing.

Well, if that was a blessing,

you going to hell.

That was

completely inappropriate.

I'm inappropriate?

Where are my people?

Where is my family?

Well, aren't we all

gonna be family

after tomorrow?

That's right.

After tomorrow, it's on.

We're already all

one big family, right?

-Baby, let it go.

-Yes, and this food is

really hitting the spot.

I'll have to

work it off tomorrow

with the Electric Slide.

Let's have fun.

To the left, to the left,

to the right, to the right.

Actually, Jason

and I told the DJ

not to encourage

the slide, you know,

so I don't want you

to look forward to that.

Y'all don't do

the Electric Slide?

What y'all do,

the Riverdance or something?

No, Willie Earl. It's

just so cliche, you know.

They do it at the end

of every black wedding,

and we just...

Well, it figures

that your kind

would think that way.

-Mom.

-Here we go.

"Your kind?"

I'm sorry,

I didn't realize that

the Electric Slide was

a cultural necessity.

Well, the Electric Slide

at a black wedding

is just like

jumping the broom.

-Yeah, right.

-You're gonna

jump the broom?

No.

-What?

-Namaste.

Remember anger management,

okay? Just calm down.

Jason, enough is enough.

You've got to jump the broom.

-Mom, we just...

-Mrs. Taylor,

Jason and I decided

we wanted everything

to be simple, elegant.

Ow!

Modern.

Would a Jewish couple

get married without

breaking the glass?

We're not Jewish.

I didn't say

you were Jewish.

The slaves were

not allowed to marry.

Jumping the broom

was the only way

that they could

show their union.

Now, we have done that

in this family for years.

It is a tradition.

It's gone on for generations.

And, as you say,

it is a cultural necessity.

Look, Harriet Tubman,

Kunta Kinte ain't

sitting at the table,

and, you know,

this ain't a black history

moment, Pam.

Well, why should they

have to jump over a broom?

My family weren't slaves.

Are you so sure of that?

Yes. As a matter of fact,

they owned slaves.

-Ooh!

-What?

-Mom, don't say that.

-[all murmuring]

And you're proud of that?

No, no, I'm neither

proud nor ashamed.

It's just an immutable fact.

You know something,

you're crazier than

I thought you were.

Here's another fact, honey.

You need to get

off your high horse

and come on

back down to Earth,

'cause, baby, you black.

-That's right.

-Okay? You're black.

-Oh! You black.

-No, you don't come

into my house

and tell me what

I'm supposed to do.

[both speaking French]

No, they're not trying

to voulez-vous

coucher avec moi ce soir us.

I don't care what

they saying in French.

I know she talking about me.

Hey, come on, Pam.

Mrs. Taylor,

it's just that... Ow!

Did you just kick me

under the table twice?

Not in a row, baby.

Just relax.

Listen, everybody, calm down.

Calm down, calm down,

all right?

Now, listen,

if it is important

to Jason's family

to jump the broom,

would it be so difficult

to actually consider

jumping the broom?

-There.

-Thank you.

[both speaking French]

She said she gonna

hit you in the head

with a computer, I heard that.

[Geneva greets in French]

Good evening, good evening,

good evening. Ooh!

You look awesome this evening.

Oh, my baby, hi!

Can I... Yes.

Like we rehearsed.

[clears throat]

That's a short dress.

I'd like to sing a song

for Sabrina

and Jason's big day.

[exhales]

I heard it's been a long,

long six months. [laughs]

I don't know

how you two do it.

Wow. I know I couldn't do it.

[clears throat]

♪ Get up, get up,

get up, get up

♪ Wake up, wake up,

wake up, wake up

This is gonna

be interesting.

♪ Oh, baby,

let's get down tonight

♪ Ooh, baby

♪ I'm hot just like an oven

♪ I need some loving

No, she didn't

say that.

♪ And, baby

Any chance you might

be able to get that dress

after she's done with it?

♪ I can't hold on much longer

♪ It's getting

stronger and stronger

♪ And when I get that feeling

♪ I want sexual healing

♪ Sexual healing

♪ Oh, baby

♪ Make me feel so fine

♪ Help to relieve my mind

♪ Sexual healing,

baby, is good for me

♪ Sexual healing is something

that's good for me

♪ If you don't know

the things that you're dealing

♪ Jason and Sabrina,

get some sexual healing ♪

[all cheering]

I got her sexual

healing right here.

Hell, she gonna be the next

ex-Miss Willie Taylor.

[exclaiming]

I thought you would

at least look after me

once I got here.

How could you let those people

treat me like that?

Mom, there is blame

to be had on both sides.

Now, will you please

just give these people

a break?

-Give these people a break?

-Yes.

-Her family had slaves

and she's proud of it?

-That's not what she said.

Oh, now there's something

wrong with my hearing.

I know what she said.

And you know what,

you're gonna end up

being her slave for life.

[laughs]

So, now I'm a slave?

Boy, don't you get

dramatic with me.

Mom, I have a bachelor party

to go to, all right?

Go.

Hey, Willie Earl.

You on one tonight,

ain't you, sis?

That was wrong.

And what'd you

say that speech for?

It's "why did you

give that speech."

You're out here with

all these bougie folk.

You better not be

using that Ebonics.

No, I'm serious, Pam.

That was wrong

and it was foul

for going in there

and starting that fight

at their dinner

table like that.

If Jason don't

wanna jump the broom,

he don't have to

jump the broom.

Willie Earl, the only reason

I brought you up

here was to support me.

I told my brother

I was gonna

help raise his son.

I'm here to support Jason.

Well, it really

ain't your business.

It isn't none of my business.

Remember that? Bougie?

Let me tell you

something, Pam.

If you keep

fighting progress,

you gonna find yourself

on the wrong side of history.

-Whatever.

-And that's real talk.

Yeah, it's gonna

be whatever.

God don't like ugly, Pam.

He ain't too fond of cute.

I just think the best

gift you can give anyone

on their wedding

day is the truth.

-Have you completely

lost your mind?

-What?

You think of

no one but yourself.

And who are you thinking

about, Claudine, huh?

Are you thinking

about Sabrina?

Are you thinking

about what people will say

behind closed doors?

No, I could care less

what people think of me.

Oh, please!

I am always

thinking of Sabrina.

That's clear.

I was thinking of Sabrina

when she went to kindergarten

and when she went to college.

I could write you a whole list

if you need me to, Geneva.

You want me to

throw you a parade, huh?

Petition you for sainthood?

You didn't do me any favors.

You did Mother a favor.

I didn't give you Sabrina.

Mother took her from me!

Well, what would you have done

with her, Geneva?

Pack her in a suitcase

every time you felt

like flying off

to a new adventure?

What, get pregnant again?

Well, at least

I could get pregnant.

[exclaims]

If you come

anywhere near my daughter

this weekend with any

of your foolishness,

you will regret it

for the rest of your life.

Yes, Malcolm, it was

nice to meet you, too.

Hold it, hold on.

Okay, don't be too hasty.

I usually don't talk

to dark-skinned girls,

but I'm making

an exception for you.

So, how about we...

You don't like handcuffs?

[Sabrina] That is not

the same thing, Jason.

-Rude, ghetto, same thing.

-No, it's not.

Look, look,

at the end of the day,

I honestly don't care

if we jump the broom

or not, Sabrina.

You don't care

and I don't want to,

so why do it?

-Because it would

make her happy.

-[exhales]

Look, this woman sacrificed

everything for me.

And, quite frankly,

if it wasn't for my mother,

I wouldn't be

the man you wanna marry.

If it wasn't

for your mother,

I wouldn't be

questioning if you're

the man I wanna marry.

So, you're

questioning marrying me now

because of my mother?

She's disrespecting my family

and she's treating

you like a child.

You're letting her talk

to me any kind of way.

A husband is supposed

to defend his wife, remember?

Leave to cleave?

-Look, Sabrina, she's

always gonna be my mother.

-I know.

But you are not my wife yet.

You're right. I'm not.

Which makes it so much easier

to walk away from you, Jason.

Look, I didn't...

What are you saying?

I'm saying

you're a mama's boy.

Does she know you're

out right now, huh?

Do you need to text her?

Do you need to check in?

Do you have a curfew?

Are you allowed to be

out past 12:00?

This is ridiculous.

Whoo. I need a drink.

And not one that's

thrown on me, either.

It's a $200 jacket, man.

Can I holler

at you for a minute?

Do I have a choice, Malcolm?

Look, I've known

you your entire life,

all right?

You messing up.

Your mama mad at you.

From the look of things,

your girl pretty mad at you.

You rushing in,

marrying this girl.

You don't know her.

I get it, she's rich,

her family's rich.

It's the come-up.

But do you wanna be

one of those guys?

What kind of guys

are you talking about?

One of them guys.

The kind of guy

that'll do any and everything

to get where they wanna be.

It's all falling apart

right before your eyes.

You know why?

You going about it

for the wrong reasons.

[laughs]

That's what this is

all about, isn't it?

What?

You're just mad because

Ricky and not you is

my best man, right?

-Nope.

-Tell the truth.

You know what?

Yeah, I'm upset. I am.

I'm your cousin and

I'm your best friend,

but I ain't good enough

to be your best man, huh?

That's what you

basically telling me.

You'd be the best man

at my wedding. Whassup?

Okay. You wanna talk,

let's talk.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's talk.

You are my cousin,

but the whole

best friend thing?

Come on, Malcolm.

Who are you fooling?

We haven't been best friends

for, what, two, three years?

Right around

the time I bought my house.

I have a housewarming,

you don't show up.

I got promoted

to vice president.

The entire block shows up.

Eddie, Casual Mike,

even Dave comes.

Did you come? No.

Because you don't like

hanging around white people?

Hey, man.

Whenever I'm

around white people,

-you know I get arrested.

-This isn't funny, Malcolm.

The only time you don't

have something negative

to say about my success

is when you're on the phone

asking me for money.

Exactly.

So, the answer to this

big question you have

in your head, no.

Money did not change me.

It changed you.

Thanks for the advice,

but, frankly, I don't need it.

You're welcome.

The hell money changed me.

I ain't got none.

Explain that.

[playing slowly]

I've been looking

all over for you.

Here I am.

Thought you said

you were coming to bed.

Things change. Don't they?

Yeah.

Yeah, they do.

-Claudine?

-Mmm.

You don't have to say it.

The late nights,

the incessant phone calls.

The way you looked

at that tramp of yours

all night long.

You think I'm

having an affair?

Please. Let's not do this.

I'm not having an affair,

Claudine.

We're broke.

Broke?

Yes, broke.

This is not

the moment for a joke.

Claude, I am not joking.

Oh, my God, Gregg.

How is that even possible?

With the credit freeze,

we didn't have

enough cash up-front,

so we had to sell off

assets at a loss.

It's complicated.

Basically, I think we were

a little too aggressive.

We?

We were too aggressive?

All right,

I was too aggressive.

You didn't seem to

complain all those years

you lived off my

aggressive investments.

Do not confuse your love

for the finer things

in life with my values.

Unlike you,

I could afford them.

Unlike you, I worked for them!

What exactly is broke?

Most of our retirement fund's

been wiped out.

We can barely

afford this wedding,

let alone

the kids' honeymoon.

All we have left

is this house.

Honestly, Gregory,

an affair might have

been easier to swallow.

And just so I'm clear,

are you saying

that all my family's

money is gone?

That's what I'm saying.

Well, if the sofa

hasn't been repossessed,

please find

yourself on it tonight.

[snorts]

No, absolutely not.

I am not doing this again.

Claude, I'm not

playing this game with you.

I'm gonna have some

leftover vichyssoise

and I am gonna

pour myself a Scotch.

Then I'm gonna go

up to our bedroom,

get into our bed,

go to sleep, and snore.

Whether you're there or not.

Hey, girl!

This water feels

so good. Whoo!

I haven't been

swimming in so long.

Mmm.

[shrieks]

You crazy.

Get out of that water, girl.

You know,

I knew something wasn't right

about this family.

All the money

and the big houses

and them weird accents.

Yeah, but you know what, Pam?

That ain't got

nothing to do with it

'cause, you know,

you didn't wanna

like 'em from the get.

Honey, that's because

I can tell a fake a mile away.

And I'll tell you this.

Now that I know

what's going on,

-I don't want Jason

mixed up in this mess.

-Okay.

Talking about

sending him to China.

Do they even let

black folk in China?

You know what, Pam,

I've known Jason

his whole life,

and the boy has

never been happier,

so leave him alone!

That's exactly my point.

He can stay in the US

of A and stay happy.

Uh-uh. No. I'll break this

wedding up if I have to,

-I tell you that.

-You know what,

just stop that.

What?

Just 'cause you got

that young boy rubbing

on your old ashy legs,

you ain't gotta act out.

Yeah, well, that's

one way to go.

And if you had somebody

rubbing up your

little ashy leg,

maybe you would stop

getting into

everybody else's business

because you'd have

some of your own.

I tell you this,

you about two days

from being a pedophile.

[both laugh]

-He is young, ain't he?

But he fine.

-Girl.

-Let's brush you.

-How old is

that boy anyway?

-Twenty.

-Cougar, cougar,

cougar, cougar.

You so crazy.

-Ooh, girl, you ought to be

ashamed of yourself.

-Hush up.

Don't be mad

'cause you keep trying

to get your man

So, this is what happens

at a bachelor party?

No, this is what

happens at a funeral.

At a bachelor party,

there's a lot of alcohol,

and we drunk by now,

with some lady

named Cinnamon Bun

dancing on our lap,

like strippers,

like they're bouncing.

Yeah, that's what happens

at a traditional

bachelor party.

I don't know

what happened here.

Ready?

So, you're not

angry anymore?

I wanna go

and they don't.

I'm not really

ready to leave either.

But I wanna go home.

We have a big day tomorrow.

Babe, I'm in the middle

of a conversation right now.

For you to ask me to

just walk out on it,

it's kind of rude.

-Rude?

-I didn't say ghetto.

Hey, hey, hey, guys.

It's not that serious.

Jay, we can just call it, man.

I can't believe

you're doing this

in front of everybody.

Look, babe, I called my mom,

and she said I can

stay out as late

as I want tonight,

so, don't be a brat.

A brat?

Fine. Have fun

with your friends.

Hey! "Brat"? Come on,

man, you from Brooklyn.

"Brat" is the only B word

you could think of right now?

Jay, you don't wanna do this.

You know you're gonna

get in some trouble.

Shut up.

Look at your shirt.

Look, you did

the right thing, Jay.

You're supposed to

put your foot down

when women act like that.

Put 'em in their place, man.

And you are giving

the wrong idea to this

young buck right here.

Whoa, whoa. Malcolm.

What do you know

about a woman?

-Whoo.

-Now, let's be real.

You know, I don't understand

why y'all are

chasing these young girls.

You know, me, myself,

I prefer a more

seasoned woman.

Someone with

a little experience, mature.

You know, you gotta

grow up and leave

the childish games behind you.

Yeah, you're 12,

so I don't wanna hear

nothing you got to say.

Okay, first of all,

neither one of

you guys understand.

All right, this man's

about to get married.

"You don't...

Neither one of you guys..."

Jason, forget all this.

You need to go get Sabrina

and squash all this.

I'm serious.

Jason, don't listen to nobody

that say words like "squash,"

all right?

"Squash all this."

We don't talk like that.

We from the hood, man.

You don't even know Sabrina.

I know Sabrina.

And I know Jason.

Jason, go get your girl, man.

Jason, get your manhood.

-Another round.

-[whoops]

And that's how you do it.

Yes! This is turning

into a bachelor party.

Now you gonna have some fun.

Ladies, please! Ladies!

Not... Not you.

I'd hate to be you in a hour.

Sebastian, I got this

all under control.

Sabrina!

Sabri...

[softly] Sabrina!

God, you taste good.

So do you.

-You wanna taste

something good?

-Mmm-hmm.

It's sweet,

but there's a little

spice in it as well.

Sort of like you.

-Mmm.

-It's good, right?

Mmm-hmm.

Burning.

-Burning.

-Mmm-hmm.

Burning, yeah.

-No, no, no,

it's burning, it's burning.

-Oh!

[smoke detector blaring]

My sauce.

-Oh, my God!

-[both gasp]

What the...

Is everybody okay?

I was just making some sauce.

My helper.

Listen, everything's

under control.

The alarm should

go off in a minute.

This in no way impedes

my ability to do my job.

I want you to know that.

So, as you were.

Babe.

Sabrina. Sabrina.

I mean,

I know you ain't got

your private parts out

around all this

good food, do you?

And second of all,

do you have any

kind of relationship

with some Vaseline

lotion or anything?

Your knees look

like you been praying

in some chicken flour.

Sabrina, please,

just let me... Whoa!

Sabrina, let me in.

Come on, open up, Sabrina.

I just wanna talk to you.

Okay, fine, I'll wait

all night, if I have to.

I love you, too.

Jason? Are we

getting married too fast?

You're not having

second thoughts,

are you, babe?

No, I'm just... I'm asking.

Did we rush into this

because of China?

Baby, open the door.

I wanna look at you.

I can't. You're not

supposed to see the bride

before the wedding.

Right.

No, babe, we're not

rushing into anything.

I knew from

the first day we went out

that I'd spend

the rest of my life with you.

You're my heart, Sabrina.

You're my heart, too.

-Jason, let's not

do this again, okay?

-All right.

Let's not let

other people get

in between the two of us.

Pinky swear?

Pinky swear.

♪ Don't trouble the water

-♪ I won't

-♪ Leave it alone

♪ Why don't you,

why don't you

Let it be

-♪ Still waters run deep

-♪ Yes, they do

♪ Yes, they do

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ When you're down and out

♪ When you're on the street

♪ When evening falls

So hard

♪ I will comfort you

♪ I'll take your part

♪ When darkness comes

♪ There's no love around

♪ Like a bridge

♪ Over troubled water

♪ I will lay me down ♪

[knocking on door]

[Claudine] Sabrina, get up!

I'm awake.

Morning.

Morning.

I wanted to give you this

before everything gets

hectic today.

What's this?

Oh, this was Grand-Mere's.

And her Grand-Mere's.

Something old.

It's lovely, Mom. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you for everything.

Sweetheart, we love Jason.

But are you sure about this?

How can you ask me that?

Are you trying to

ruin my wedding day?

No.

I've never stood in

the way of your dreams,

but what kind of mother would

I be if I didn't ask?

Sabrina, marriage is serious.

It's for life. Are you ready?

Yes.

Are you and Dad

getting a divorce?

Now, why would you

ask me that?

[speaking French]

[sighs]

I was wrong.

Your father's not

having an affair.

Mom, I see the way

you guys treat each other.

You don't look at

each other anymore

when you talk.

-You don't even

touch each other.

-We're not getting a divorce.

The vows say for

better or for worse,

and even though

we're pretty close,

we're not at our worse.

No matter what,

I'm still committed

to your father

and I still love him.

-No matter what happens?

-No matter what.

I want that with Jason, Mom.

I want that for you, too.

I'll tell you

something that Mabel told me

the day I got married.

Life is like a disco.

No matter how

the music changes,

you just keep dancing.

That sounds like Mabel.

[sighs] Mom.

I can't lie to you.

I'm nervous.

Oh, sweetheart.

-This is gonna be

a great day, right?

-Mmm-hmm.

It is.

-Jason, you know I love you

and I want the best for you.

-I know, Mama, I know.

Well, what is done

in the dark must

come to light.

Mama, Mama, listen.

What's wrong?

You should be happy.

You're one step closer

to getting those grandkids

you've been wanting.

Jason, I need to tell

you something and I feel

that now is the...

Good morning, Pam.

Jason, you ready?

I'm ready, I'm ready.

Mama, smile. Okay?

Smile. Hold that thought!

Jason, I need

to talk to you!

Yes, yes, yes,

I want some of that, that.

Excuse me.

Wait, why do you

keep leaving?

'Cause I'm not

trying to go to prison.

I see you got jokes.

Boy, do you know I could snap

your little butt in two

with all these curves?

You promise?

Okay, so now

you got jokes.

Look, I may have

the body of a 20-year-old,

but I have the heart,

the mind, and the soul

of a grown man.

That doesn't change the date

on your birth certificate.

Well, I'm sorry

you feel that way.

Oh, help me, Jesus.

That boy is fine.

If there is any

Geneva drama today,

I will unleash

a world of hurt.

[speaks French]

What a surprise.

You speak French?

[speaks Spanish]

That's Spanish.

[speaks French]

I'm not a fool.

And I'm not a scientist.

But I do know some things.

[speaks French]

What are you doing

way over there?

Hey.

Don't you look

sweet enough to eat.

Wait.

I'm sorry.

I thought you wanted this.

I did. I did.

Well, I thought I did.

I don't know.

Maybe it's

because my best friend

-is getting married today,

and I'm not.

-Oh.

You know, it's...

You're not the kind

of guy I'm used to.

What are you

still doing here?

I don't know.

But I need to know.

What do you think of me?

What do I think of you?

You're like a pomegranate.

Like a piece of fruit?

You have this hard,

protective shell.

You know,

the jewelry, the clothes.

The sharp tongue.

But underneath that shell,

you're real sweet.

A real beauty inside.

You see all that?

Yes, I do.

I'd love to

tell you more.

But first, I have

a date with some chicken.

-Yeah.

-See you later?

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

So, you went crawling

back like a little girl, huh?

Is that what you did?

You had to go back

for that money?

Mr. Watson with the ball,

quarterbacking.

He's got a half-gray,

half-black Jheri curl.

A-one.

Maybe you should get

two wedding dresses made.

Two girls getting married.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

[Willie Earl] Throw

the ball, baby!

[Jason] What the...

-Hey, man!

-What the hell was that?

It's touch football,

pretty boy.

-You call that touch?

-Yeah, I touched you,

didn't I?

Come on, Malcolm,

take off that halter top

so we can see your belly ring!

Looking like

America's Next Top Model!

Roses right this way.

Thank you again for doing this

at the 11th hour,

Reverend James.

It means the world to us.

Yes. See you then.

Thank you.

Anything I can do?

Mrs. Watson, we have

a problem in the kitchen.

Yes. Stay out of my way.

Really.

It looks beautiful.

Thank you so much

for wearing the dress.

Here, this is for the wedding.

I hope you like gardenias.

[chuckles nervously]

Of course,

you don't have to wear it

if you don't want to.

Listen, Mrs. Taylor,

I really want to

apologize about last night.

Nobody meant any harm and...

Well, it's your wedding.

It's stressful

and I understand.

Thank you.

And I know you want

us to jump the broom,

but Jason and I wanna

start our own traditions,

so we're probably

not gonna do it.

I'm out of pins.

I'll be right back.

Do not move.

Thank you, Mabel.

Looks lovely.

So nice to finally

meet you and your family.

Thank you.

Well, I'm gonna go get

ready for the big day.

Your Aunt Geneva,

I really enjoyed her singing.

She's something else, huh?

Well, that's my auntie.

Yeah, and your mother,

she was pretty upset

about her doing that, huh?

What do you mean?

Well, I saw them later,

last night, arguing.

Oh, it was pretty heated.

Well, I'm sure

it was no big deal.

I mean, every family

has their issues, so...

You're right.

Every family has their issues.

And secrets.

Sabrina! Sabrina,

come quick. Jason's hurt.

Jason? Wait, don't go!

Jason? Jason, are you okay?

-Oh, my goodness!

-I'm fine, babe.

Who hurt my baby?

-What happened?

-Just...

[panting]

Who hurt my baby?

He all right.

My fault, Auntie P.

He was running.

You know, he ain't

been working out lately.

[scoffs]

Oh, Jason.

Honey, I'm gonna

have to take you home.

Home? Where, to Brooklyn?

Yes, to Brooklyn!

I can call your

pediatrician, Dr. Hunter.

Pediatrician,

are you serious?

Pam, this grown man

don't need no pediatric...

Ain't nobody

said pediatrician!

Mom, I'm fine.

-Yeah, you going overboard.

-Willie Earl, ain't

nobody asked you nothing.

-[Ricky] Okay?

-[Pam] Come on,

let me help you.

[Jason] Thanks, babe.

Jason, what time

is the ferry?

He's gonna be fine.

We're just gonna get

him some ice, okay?

Now, you wait just one minute,

Miss Johnny-come-lately.

You haven't known

my son over six,

what, seven months?

And who the hell

you think you are

to know what's best

for him over his mother?

You know what?

I spent the last two days

listening to you

disrespect Jason,

me, my family...

Your family? [scoffs]

You think your family

is so perfect?

Honey, you don't even know

who your parents are.

[laughs] What are you

talking about?

Ask your daddy who

your real father is.

Mrs. Taylor!

You are way out of line.

Dad, I mean, she's crazy.

Dad?

-What...

-Honey, it's complicated.

No, it's not complicated.

Either you are

or aren't my father.

We should talk

to your mother.

Fine, let's go.

Sabrina.

Yeah, go talk

to your mama!

Really, Mom?

Keep chopping.

I need that whole bowl.

We are going to have to

polish every one

of these glasses, Mabel.

Look at this!

Sabrina's getting

married in three hours,

and look at me!

[laughs]

Sorry. Look at you.

Great.

-What's wrong?

-Is there something

you need to tell me?

[Claudine] Tell you?

Tell you what?

-Why are you so upset?

-We should discuss

this in private.

No, Dad, there's

no more private here.

Somebody's gonna

tell me the truth.

Mom?

Mom, tell me that

this lady's crazy

and that she's making this up.

Tell me the truth.

Are you two my parents?

Sabrina, honey,

listen. Um...

I was 16.

Honey, your parents were...

Honey, they were

already married, you know?

It just made sense

for them to take you.

Sweetheart.

From the moment I saw you,

you were mine.

And every moment

that we spent together,

you became a part of me.

I didn't wanna lose you.

No, don't...

Happy now?

-The wedding's off.

-What?

You let this happen.

Sabrina...

[Sabrina slams door]

Sabrina, hold on!

Sabrina, wait,

let's talk about this!

Sabrina, wait!

I'm gonna take care of this!

Come on, baby, please! Talk...

Sabrina! Sabrina!

-What was that?

-It was the truth.

I prayed on it.

Somebody had to tell her.

You prayed on it.

And God told you

to do this?

To destroy a family

and ruin Sabrina's life?

I was protecting you!

Protecting me

from what, Mom? I'm not

a 10-year-old boy anymore!

-That's still

your mama, now...

-I got this!

No, no, no, no,

you watch your tone.

You realize who

you're talking to.

Mom, what is it

that you want from me?

You want love?

I'll give it to you.

-You want respect?

I give you that, too.

-Respect?

Well, you haven't

given me very much of that

this weekend.

How? Because

the shrimp was cold

or your pies didn't

make it on the menu?

Or because Sabrina

just doesn't wanna

jump the broom?

It's her wedding,

not yours.

Listen, you and

that little girl

have been dating

for six months.

She thinks she's too good

to come across the bridge,

-say hello to me?

-No, she doesn't.

No, she doesn't.

I wouldn't let her.

-You?

-Yes.

Can you understand

why now?

Look at what you've done.

Mom, every single woman

that I've let in my life,

you've driven 'em away

with your manipulations.

And I actually thought

Sabrina would be

a little different.

But, no. You win.

-Jason...

-No, Mom, no.

You treat me like

I'm either a little boy

or your husband.

And I'm neither.

I am a man

and I am your son.

And I promised you

that I will always

be here for you.

And that hasn't changed.

That hasn't.

But you have got to change.

You've got to change, Mom.

Excuse me.

Show's over.

Go about your business.

What was that?

-I didn't mean to say it.

-Yes, you did.

-I did not!

It just slipped out!

-It slipped out?

You know you've been trying

to break up this marriage

ever since the beginning,

you know that?

-I feel terrible about this!

-You ought to feel

terrible about this, Pam!

You know, it's real

funny how people like

to apologize after

they do something bad.

It's real funny.

I see you sitting

there with your Bible.

You praying.

Trying to make up with God?

If you wanna pray

on something, Pam,

you better pray that

Jason get that girl back.

Pray on that.

And fix your wig

on your head.

Sabrina, it's me.

Please tell us where you are.

We got your back, girl.

Just call, tell us what to do.

Sabrina.

Ricky,

I'm gonna go to the cliffs,

if you could go to the swings.

-And, Sebastian,

you check State Beach.

-Got it.

Jason, where should we look?

Thank you, Shonda.

She could come with me.

Sebastian, didn't I

tell you that I wasn't

trying to go to prison?

Look, woman, this isn't

about you and me.

This is about

Jason and Sabrina,

so get in the car and

help me find Sabrina.

Well, all right.

Look here.

You chasing now?

Sell out your whole family

for this uppity chick?

This is not

the time for this.

What's the rush?

Ain't nobody the best man now.

Ooh!

The guests will be

arriving in an hour.

Should we start

making the calls?

No. Not yet.

You know, when Daddy died,

I felt alone.

Like anything that went wrong,

it was up to me to fix.

Well, I can't fix this.

I need you.

I need your help, God.

All I ask is that you

bring her back to me.

That's all I ask.

Sabrina?

Thank you for calling me.

Don't thank me just yet.

I know you just think

we're just all horrible.

And this may sound crazy,

but, cherie,

we didn't tell you

because we love you.

It does sound crazy.

How could you lie to me?

What kind of woman

just leaves her child

for someone else to raise?

I wasn't a woman.

I was a child.

Your Grand-Mere knew that.

But look at you, Sabrina.

You are beautiful.

God, you're smart.

You're everything

I would've ever

wanted you to be.

But I wouldn't have

been able to give you

what Claudine gave you.

And I gave her

hell about it, too.

[stammering]

And what about my father?

I, um, took this

summer trip to France

and I met this gorgeous man.

We spent two weeks together

and we fell

deliriously in love.

I mean, we planned

to travel the world.

And then he told me

about his wife and kids.

I returned to the States

unmarried and pregnant.

So, they just cleaned

up your mess, huh?

Mom and Dad,

they just took me.

Is that what you're saying?

Yes.

Yes.

Sabrina, having you

was the greatest

achievement of my life.

And not caring

for you every day

was my greatest failure.

Don't let all this keep you

from your blessing.

You have a good man

who's looking for you.

You okay, baby?

I am so sorry.

You were right.

And I promise you

this will never happen again.

I spoke to my mom.

And if you just, please,

just give me another chance,

I promise...

Jason, no. I can't.

We can't.

Your mother

ruined our wedding.

You're not the man

I thought you were.

-Baby.

-And you didn't protect me,

-you didn't defend me.

-Sabrina...

Everything has changed.

My life has changed!

Sabrina?

Breathe.

Just breathe, baby.

Jason,

it's too messy now.

I don't know who I am.

How can I marry you?

Sabrina, you remember

when you told me

that details are

what make the person?

Well, here are some details.

Sabrina, you're an optimist.

Whenever anyone's

having a bad day,

all you have to do is smile

and you bring

them right back up.

And you taught me the value

of protecting our love.

And I know it was

hard for you,

but you kept

your vow to God.

Baby, that's who

I fell in love with.

That's who you are.

That's who I love.

And, yeah, I know it's a mess,

but you know what, baby?

It's our mess.

Ours.

You left out one

important detail.

What, babe?

I love you.

♪ I belong to you

♪ There's nothing I can do

but love you

I love you, too.

Okay.

Will you please never

take this off again?

Pinky swear.

I hope our honeymoon's

better than this.

Oh, I promise you.

♪ I'm scared

while I'm happy

♪ I miss you

before you leave

♪ You won't even

recognize me now

♪ You see, I question

where you're going

♪ Can't hear a song

without crying

♪ I didn't fall, babe

♪ Love fell on me ♪

[Pam] Dear Sabrina, I'm sorry.

I feel sick about how

I behaved this weekend.

I was afraid of being alone.

I want you to have this broom

because it means more to me

than almost

anything else in the world,

and I pray you and Jason

have a long and

happy life together.

Pam.

Lord, give me strength.

Sabrina?

She's on the run again!

-What now? Please.

-Sabrina!

Sabrina!

Wait, wait!

-Where is she going?

-Wait!

Mrs. Taylor!

Sabrina?

Don't go, don't go!

-My goodness!

-Got your note.

Jason and I need

you to be here, okay?

Oh, honey.

All right? Come on.

Don't be silly now.

-Look at you!

You look beautiful.

-Yeah?

-I wanna be here, too.

-Good.

-Here, let me

get your gown.

-Oh, thank you.

Sir, bring my bags!

Bring my bags!

Come on.

[playing classical music]

-Love you, sweetie.

-I love you, too.

Jason.

Please be seated.

Who giveth this woman

to be married to this man?

[all] We do.

Sabrina,

you've given me the clarity,

the strength,

and the wisdom

to be a better man.

Jason, you make me happier

than anyone ever has.

I don't wanna live

life unless you're in it.

You're my man.

-I love you.

-I love you.

Sabrina, Jason,

by the powers invested in me,

I pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may salute your bride.

Come on.

Oh...

I taught him how to kiss,

you know what I'm saying.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies and gentlemen,

brothers and sisters,

may I present to you...

Oh, wait, I'm sorry.

Amy, come here.

There.

Oh!

[mouthing] Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,

brothers and sisters,

I present to you

Mr. and Mrs.

Jason Edgar Taylor.

[all cheering]

So, are you on Facebook?

No.

-Twitter?

-Nope.

Can I at least text you?

Sebastian,

you're such a great guy,

but we're just in

two different places

in our lives, and...

Did Sebastian just...

Not your business,

not your business.

[sighs]

You know, not a lot of men

would've raised

someone else's daughter.

Not a lot of men

were lucky enough

to marry you.

You still feel lucky?

You know I feel lucky.

-This feels like

the last hurrah.

-Mmm.

So, we'll go

to China on miles.

I am gonna miss

the Four Seasons.

Well, I do have

a rainy-day fund

for special occasions.

You kept it hidden from me?

Not all secrets are bad.

You

are smart.

And beautiful.

-So, how much?

-Ah...

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yeah, I would.

Maybe I'll invest it.

[Willie Earl] Excuse me!

Hear ye, hear ye!

I'd like

everybody's attention.

Thank you,

thank you, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to say one thing.

I'd like to send

a congratulations out

to the bride and groom,

the beautiful Miss Sabrina.

And, Jason,

I'm proud of you, nephew.

-And I know your father

would be, too, man.

-Thanks, Willie Earl.

You deserve this happiness.

This time right here

is a beautiful time

for alls of us

to come together

and be a family in one.

That's right, and you know

what a family does

when we get together.

We party.

Now, I know,

Sabrina, you didn't want me

to do the Electric Slide.

But I can do

the Cupid Shuffle.

Y'all wanna help me

do the Cupid Shuffle?

Come on, Sabrina, please,

can we do the Cupid Shuffle?

Come on, I know

how to do the Cupid Shuffle.

Come on, let's do it!

-Come on! Hannah Montana! Akon!

-[dance music playing]

All you ladies with

them tight shoes on,

come on up out of them shoes.

We seen 'em already.

Come on, baby girl!

Get you a white girl!

Get you a black man!

Come on and dance with me.

["Cupid Shuffle" playing]

One, two, three, four!

What is this dance?

Oh, it's the Cupid Shuffle.

What's that?

It's like the Hokey Pokey

for black people.

I get that.

-Do you wanna do it?

-Do it?

-The dance?

-Oh, the... Yeah.

-With me?

-Sure.

Amy.

Malcolm.

Thanks.

Swerve it like you mean it!

Whoa, oh!

[Willie Earl]

Chef in the house! Hey!

[singing along]

[slow music playing]

♪ Add a little sugar

♪ Honey suckle lamb

♪ A great big expression

of happiness

♪ Boy, you couldn't miss

with a dozen roses

♪ Such would astound you

♪ The joy of children

laughing around you

♪ These are

the makings of you ♪

♪ Mr. Right Now

is a grown man

♪ That acts like a boy

when he sees the girls walking

♪ But his only goal is

to get you feeling like

♪ He's the one

So in bed you end up

♪ Do you know

♪ Is he Mr. Right Now?

Or Mr. Forever?

♪ Is he Mr. Right Now?

Or Mr. Forever?

♪ Hey, hey, hey, mister,

Mr. Forever

♪ Hey, hey, hey, mister,

Mr. Forever

♪ I want you, mister,

Mr. Forever ♪

♪ I thought

I had it all together

♪ Always a couple

steps ahead

♪ I knew the game of love

♪ Like the back of my hand

♪ But since you

cast your spell

♪ I haven't been myself

♪ Don't know my up

from my down

♪ Or my right from my left

♪ I'm scared

while I'm happy

♪ I miss you

before you leave

♪ You wouldn't

recognize me now

♪ I question

where you're going

♪ Can't hear a song

without crying

♪ I didn't fall, babe

♪ Love fell on me

♪ So what have I got to lose?

♪ But not that

I could choose

♪ I belong to you

♪ There's nothing I can do

but love you

♪ I'm scared

while I'm happy

♪ I miss you

before you leave

♪ You wouldn't

recognize me now

♪ You see, I question

where you're going

♪ Can't hear a song

without crying

♪ I didn't fall, babe

♪ Love fell on me

♪ I didn't fall, babe

♪ Love fell on me ♪