Johnny Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1944) - full transcript
Kathie Aumont has just arrived in the big city to work at a defense plant. When the promised accommodation with her friend Sally falls through, Kathie is forced to find somewhere else to live in the city where there is a virtually zero vacancy. She is able to finagle renting the apartment of Johnny Moore, who is just heading off into the marines. What Johnny forgets to tell her before he leaves is that he has given his apartment key to many of his enlisted friends for them to be able to use the apartment whenever they are in town. As such, Kathie never knows who she's going to find in the apartment. Complications ensue when Kathie falls for two of them, and they with her. One of them is Mike O'Brien, a navy sailor and notorious womanizer. The other is Johnny himself, Kathie and he who had a moment before he left and who comes home unexpectedly on a twenty-four hour pass. It gets even more complicated when one of the apartment keys gets into the wrong hands. All these complications are fueled by a gremlin, who vowed to Kathie that he would oversee her seven weeks of bad luck for spilling some salt.
Johnny doesn't live here anymore
who are you?
B.0. Rumpelstiltskin
license gremlin. - Oh! - Oh, yes.
you spill song that's
the seven weeks bad luck
A pity you didn't break a mirror.
That would have been seven years.
Yeah, but I'll do a good job
in seven weeks. Here we go.
save enriched Bella
30 friends at MIT whoa
Kali
Henriette was someone
I know it's please
you an angel Johnny the name's David say
who are you anyway baby
Sally gee I'm glad to see you how's
everything at home am I glad you came
you lock this down a million people in
the morning you stand in line for the
bathroom then you stand in line for the
bus and at night you relax and stand in
line for the movies it's wonderful
oh that's Georgie we were just married
the hello Georgie hello hello you didn't
mention anything in your letter I wrote
you on Monday on it Georgie Tuesday
isn't it cute smile Georgie show your
dimples well are we going to uh I didn't
think of that
Georgie you'll have to go back to the
YMCA Bobby for me to spoil your
honeymoon
in your spa Cathy I knew you'd
understand Oh
eva's come over for dinner some night
yeah in a week or two you're required to
work at Armstrong aircraft 8 o'clock
tomorrow morning your jobs all set I
fixed everything and don't forget to let
us know where you're staying
goodbye
Sally
Sally
Oh Sally if about my kid
are you leaving town yes and you lived
in that house yes well then you must be
vacant yes goodbye finished I know you
want the room you've got to rent it to
me I don't got to do anything
Johnny how'd you know my name I got all
the fellows journey you can't do this to
me Johnny I'm a defense worker I'm
replacing two men strong men oh it's not
easy but the boys are counting on us and
we can't let them down I'm so tired
Johnny I can't move a leg anymore
I hope I'm doing the right thing
nice place your furniture yeah that's
why I didn't want to rent it
how long you been on this roofing Jeff
boys don't tomorrow you start tomorrow
well you better start looking for
another room right now
I hope this isn't too expensive maybe
$15 a month for a week that's all you're
staying here that's very good
let's not change the subject this is
only four dollars I'll pay the balance
next week it won't be your honor
I don't know you mail it to me because
of such an honest face tell you my new
address tomorrow and I'll expect the
other 11 bucks for return man what don't
be angry
what do you care you've got the
apartment now you're being nasty well I
better be cool why are you going in the
Marines isn't there anyone to see you
off a lot of friends I don't like
goodbyes why do you look at me like that
like one I like the way you look at me
just thinking do you always look that
within you thank you
that's it depends on what I'm thinking
about Holy Smoke I gotta step on it okay
will you make up your mind
Stepford inside boxes party room right
inside lady pizzeria
are you sure you've got everything
packed
and will make much you can
now look kid this is war and you may not
see each other for a long time and
besides there ain't no privacy at the
Depot don't mind us go ahead it's all
wrong
will you please kitchen before we're all
killed
about a minute maybe laughs I know
what can I say don't suppose I ever see
you again yeah I do
I don't know
the hot water faucet leaks don't sit
there a chair like this program
they want you to do all they see if I'm
just gonna be there for a week
I want you to have my places the
duration oh they're making snapper young
fella my desperate arm draw you're fine
sir I want you keep it
pull the tray I'll be out of here talk
about the keys who started all of us but
such I only asked them for a match
sorry honey
no bacon please I have rented me Tamar's
apartment mm-hmm
your husband just got here husband I
told you maybe they're engaged sweet mhm
I'll have no shenanigans in my house
darling their house is in my name sweet
but it was my money darling quietly
hurry with those dishes who are you
Charlie Miller is the name member of a
vanishing race the Silk Stocking
salesman the last parent existence am i
got'em how did you get in here Johnny
gave me a key said whenever I was in
town to use this place
now look here we have a rare bargain
Johnny doesn't live here anymore
out I beg your pardon oh just omit be
careful of those talking's lady they're
hard to get you can't do this I love you
mind if I football purse away let's not
be hasty here we have a rare French
perfume the last bottle in existence and
I got it give it
Oh your mistake
I'm going all I wants my pajamas I left
them on the bed
two three four five seven weeks
hey Johnny you want to get fired
boy oh are you kidding
hope I'm not interrupting anything
I what do you think you're talking to I
don't know but Johnny doesn't live here
anymore
what he's missing how did you get sorry
give me a key I'm not running a private
room so but you're welcome to the
airport and when I might work from 8:00
to 5:00 what do you do from 5:00 to 8:00
this is my lucky day
come on step it out of the draft now
don't tell me Johnny gave you a key to
okay who's Johnny what isn't that what
you're looking for I don't know his name
called him Bonnie Bonnie doesn't live
here either this is the right apartment
it is what you a cup of coffee with me
with pleasure come on Oh sit down you're
rocking the boat well he was tall but
not too tall yet dark hair not too dark
and he had the sweetest smile and he
told you this was his a partner what's
it to you nothing
there's a lot of keys putting around to
his apartment but there's only one bunny
what's so special about your bunny you
wouldn't understand
I'd like to know well he had a way about
him even when he was talking SATA gave
you goose pimples and what a dancer when
he took me in his arms
whoever rhythm and did he have a tattoo
where
on his forearm a kangaroo a kangaroo
quiet Giacomo who told you that
it's Johnny first day late on the job
it's murder you leave a forwarding
address in marine boy well if you see
him again you tell me Blass was here try
this for size
hmm you're a big boy who are you
Jerry Malone and someone stole my soap
don't you have a bathroom of your own
yeah but with my pop tooth
brother-in-law's sis in high school my
kids ain't got a chance right I don't
know what arrangement you had with
Johnny but I am living here now I use
the shower at 9:30 this brush is mine
and don't forget to wash the tub when
you get through and someone stole my
soap
Hey
the room
what are you doing in my bubble bath
what's your bubble bath doing in Johnny
Moore's bathroom Johnny doesn't live
here anymore he doesn't know I live here
Dumbo ever see a kangaroo dance so you
better get out of here these bubbles are
beginning to pop
threesies are you my girl no I guess not
come on
oh you wanna play rough huh simmer down
there lady take it easy
you know that it where's my cow come on
how the gals on the graveyard shift the
dates are off for tonight well how do
you like that and Johnny doesn't live
here anymore
no who does she does well it's a small
world isn't it
almost never like this
where's the bottle over at the color
drugstore I bought them now why didn't
you say so don't get me wrong you know
I'm not in the habit of bathing in
strange girls apartment
you see Johnny gave us a key to the
place and said whenever we were in town
to drop in when you can come right out
again you're Johnny's girl
you live alone and like it well I guess
there's nothing more to say
how about that does it pay to be honest
there's no real hospitality in the world
thanks for the use of the tab forget
something no we'll drink to your health
in the alley sailor you can drink your
beer here if you want you can only stay
until midnight
what gives then I can't do it which
hey pizza cutter humming maestro ready
ready what what expect from purple
Schakowsky same gorgeous what do you do
nice dream tough what just you
oh go on I bet you tell that to all the
powers
you said ride down again I was only
looking for a match oh here's a match
right there
you're a great help please it's two too
many
mm-hmm
say you're pretty I'm beautiful let's
get acquainted I'm Mike I'm Jack I'm
going or too
yeah yes oh hello hello
I wanna what to keeping PG Oh
nice car
good evening sir
you forgot your purse
what we do first let's go over to the
bar that's out we only got three down
take me at 3 bucks why I got a cousin in
that'll make it 30 then we'll really
catch a ball won't in a minute
you think you'd do it it'll be a dozen
it's gonna be a sad day for the Irish
Alice is it a deeper Narnia
will there be anything else sir yeah
yeah three straws
well let's drink up
I wonder how that happened
what's it gonna be it's my turn Mike
yeah but this is something special
that's what you said last time that's
wrong well you see this one to many of
us he's just leaving you've got a
previous engagement remember I say honey
you got a nickel
don't I get a pencil
yeah like that are you going to call
hello central
give me heaven spin adversity
what are you waiting for tails
I never saw a nickel do that before
see at the base it's a long Kid
there's a nickel speak number
this line is busy
No
wanna dance I heard a bunch of this sure
gets around that's just no say well you
sit still while I'm talking to you
neither do I
it's alright I'm not yes you are I am
NOT
you know something in it such a bad guy
Thanks what did you go with before no
one I say that for the Marines what
makes you think I know you wouldn't be
sitting here behind with someone before
me a package
thank you what's that that's a gremlin
these dolls go over big with the girls
okay wrap it up yes sir
Johnny what do you know your dog what
you just glad to see you a lot same here
for you aye sir
what are you doing here I got a bar pad
Oh lookin great yourself fella Oh anyone
I know
oh yeah gaunt sounds awful grim it's a
real thing might have much time to put
it over but I'm gonna try like mad man
you got it bad
someday you will too Mike then you could
toss away that little book of yours that
someday already happened no man I'm
frantic ah here's the unlucky girl
here's to the chump that would go for
you you know you're gonna laugh about
this but I only met her once only met
mine one as a matter of fact I'm not
even sure where I stand with it neither
of mine
how do you feel rotten man I'm frantic
they said that you see
but yours like Oh Brighton gay mine's
kind of shy creamy she knows what the
score is but she sure got my number
I don't think she ever kissed a guy
before it's funny how different two
women can be that would be nice if the
four of us can get together sometime
what's wrong with today well about
MyPlate well didn't you rent it oh she
won't mind how about it
Oh swell and will be very convenient for
my girl very convenient I better breathe
I'll see you in a half an hour okay
Johnny yeah say I'm a little short of
price this month I got to get me a shine
and a manicure and I just know she loves
flowers
anything for pal I cut my arm off for
you pal up to the skipper
see the varmints
see you tomorrow honey
there's something going on in this house
darling it's springtime sweet can't you
feel it in the air yeah someone's cookin
cauliflower
I better warn you Janet
you had the refrigerator fixed and the
hub motor plus it doesn't leak anymore
and you get to kill the rich that's very
good
just thought I'd drop by and see how the
place looks give you a sexy key
yeah yeah yeah do you want anyway and
your face it's dark did a good tailored
camp used to have an exclusive shop on
Fifth Avenue or she only made the
alterations I why don't you thank you
the time books my mother's I thought you
liked it did you get my letter letter
arrow T on the train Oh thought you
danced dear me so much without you
regret to have to inform you that there
are some keys out to the apartment at
rustic my friends will not cause you to
great an inconvenient sincerely John
Moore PS I would appreciate it if you
would notify the very hair or to
discontinue deliveries doesn't say much
to answer to mr. written in a hurry
are you on leave no I just have a
24-hour pass 20 left
don't watch me I like to pay attention
to me like beer don't you rgeous I sleep
better more a night I just drink it even
from each button
doctor's orders hej I don't know you
know per minute these bottles reminded
me someone Oh Mike what are you meeting
you don't have to come out of this honey
man Keith yeah
yeah like that see it paid every night
don't Johnny I'm such a mess
Johnny right
you got rhythm to to besides being such
a nice feather oh why didn't you tell me
I forgot you're something else for you
what is it
oh nothing it just reminded me of
someone I don't like
because what come out here oh come on I
want I got 19 hours in 55 minutes okay
I'm gonna think of it you do look like
my sergeant
if this goes on we'll all be in a bad
way now you mark my words I once went
with a sailor I don't want to hear about
it now stop thinking about it
Jules would you be interested in a
subscription to this I just sound your
horn oh please cigarette oh thank you
all right I just think it's swell thank
you excuse me for staring but that's
alright I suppose you haven't seen a
girl in a long time I hope please don't
misunderstand it's just that I never
thought it would be anyone like you why
what's wrong with me oh nothing nothing
except you didn't surprise me really I
do please sit down I'll be right back
it did it bike I did it did what I think
she loves me
well a pom-pom for Juliet thank you how
gallant
we'll be so formal kiss here I didn't
mean to be rude my let her get lost go
and patch things up beautiful boys
hasn't she
that's my Cathy your Cathy yeah why
she's my Cathy - but dice thought that
that grads are rotten joke Mike that's
no joke
it can't be it is I know you played the
field Mike but this time you picked the
wrong girl I'm not fooling with her
Johnny are you two-bit Casanova two-bit
Casanova huh I'll show you brother
you cheap chiseler chick sizzler yeah
listen you asked for something you're
gonna get show me
come on come on the other string
brothers they outside the fridge be mine
okay
yeah still got 19 hours and 48 minutes
guess I'll take in a movie I think I
break my neck trying to save it from
killing it so they don't you guys make
buddy-buddy why should I fight over a
girl like you what's wrong with me why
don't you tell me about Mike how did you
like about you either
why did you tell us you like this made
us believe you love this why I do both
of this well that can happen to any girl
you can't have us both
why come on Johnny
I can't the room Scrabble
Madison ain't you gonna dance Oh
what you didn't far living
you're in the Navy aren't you how'd you
guess
I think sailors are the handsomest thing
doesn't the music send you where
you follow beautifully yeah are you
going to be in town long
Mars my day off I think everybody should
have one day off the weeks what are you
going to do tomorrow
what about it what about what have you
read any good books lately
having fun Wow hej what are we doing
here anyway
come on I oughta take a sock at that guy
I've been out with them all but that's
the first time I've ever danced with a
zombie
funny or nothing in happen now
oh the seven weeks will be over till
midnight I'm saying right to bed
you've been waiting long honey
gee Irene you look sharp come on hej you
must be in the you love me honey
see that way about me here goes yeah I
only got 85 cents not again bunny you
said you loved me
yes but this is Saturday night and I'm
not spending at the penny arcade like
last time well me too
Hey look on every hotel in town chief
there isn't a rule to be had
well thanks for trying anyways mommy Oh
Katie now you can get it ruined with the
wire the uso chief or my wife is coming
in town tonight
Oh when's the streamline I get in from
Dallas right midnight six hours to go
Irene honey oh don't speak to me
hey you got a room in town no no that's
just a key to a friend's apartment any
chance of my user for the night
ah 310 bucks 10 bucks
no I couldn't do it come on be a good
fellow will you my wife's coming all the
way from Dallas and when I got 48 hours
no yeah take it take it
honey come on take it bunny I'll only
take five I'll say breast it's on the
key you'll never regret the Sailor never
get the Honolulu just telling your front
of Jeff Daniels Jeff Daniels why didn't
you take that 10 you rummy cuz I got
character I thought you were in the
Atlantic a bunch of the old gangs been
transfer to your base or as well now we
get some real kicks ah chief petty
officers been transferred along with us
say that guy's so tough to our soften
him up not Jeff Daniels yeah they're all
I like what did you say Jeff Daniels do
you know him well does it look like a
like a movie actor that's only comma
fries this guy's dynamite
oh hello mrs. Collins this is Johnny
would you call cat deeds to the phone
please dad thanks nice woman miss
Collins yeah can I have filled I'm
making up a little snack to go turkey
chicken is market fish let's have all of
them how bigger the pie oh just two of
us and throwing a pie to Willie what's
taking her so long bones the columns
apartment Oh Cathy this is Johnny and
Mike hi yeah we just got in Oh fine fine
oh right across the street at the
grocery store
well Mike yourself we kind of figure we
didn't do the thing right
that's why I want to talk to you yeah
that will be right up why you can't why
not why not because it's bad luck cuz
I'm glad you came back both of you but
this is the seventh day of the seventh
week and I cannot see anybody until
tomorrow morning
oh I'm not crazy
please trust me until tomorrow morning
and I'll explain everything
yeah you're an angel journey goodbye and
kiss Mike for me
what you say she sends you a kiss and
she said it's the seventh day in the
seventh week so that's what it is
so what I don't know she said it's bad
luck said we got a question to Lamar and
she wasn't crazy she said that what she
said now let's go over the waii and
shoot some pool I'll get some smokes I
wrap these up still with leaves
that's pretty expensive stuff nothing's
too good for my baby let's have a pack
of these just a minute Johnny very warm
for me isn't it gonna be hotter before
the days over
that will be $16.80 all set for a big
night Archie brother I got 48 hours
leave and I'm not going on a picnic
thank you there you go have yourself a
time thank you
did you see that key what key key that
time yeah that's a key to my apartment
you sure I know that key bet on the guy
how did he get it
hey hej what are you doing here what are
you doing here I'm waiting for my wife
and she's a very jealous woman Johnny
doesn't live here anymore
so what thing Johnny gave you the key
what do we do now
I don't know saw that luck really put me
on huh
then I get my hands on that guy out
terrible part but my wife where are we
gonna stay gee I wish I could tell you
oh well I suppose you can stay at the
YWCA I can bunk at the us day after
tomorrow I ship a destination unknown
maybe Africa Australia Alaska
nevermind the violence chief the
Lindenwood put me up for tonight oh
that's wonderful
have a cigar have a sandwich have a
drink
Oh champagne I bought it just for my
baby so you can't see it it's bad luck
we gotta tell them our champagne ah just
a second nobody insults this lady and my
friends mean it get lost for no excuses
pick it up you're gonna be yourself but
it's a Torres I get up blow you
all right make yourself up drop it down
a minute
Oh
chief has been a mistake here's 1234
what do you know
break down the door to stand back
everybody back
that's what it was your honor scandalous
outrageous what is this world coming to
since that girl moved next door to me
these past seven weeks have been quite
an experience what I saw
what I heard Your Honor in my opinion I
don't want your opinion the court is
only interested in facts now tell me
what did you actually see plenty your
honor please will you please sit down
proceed well gentlemen number one was a
civilian the only civilian then the
armed forces took over no to be precise
the civilian was gentleman number two
number one was the former tenant mr.
Moore anyway an hour after gentleman
number one left the apartment number two
arrived
number two left the apartment without
his pajamas without his pajamas
you saw that yes she threw the pajamas
after him quiet proceed gentlemen number
three arrived in time for a late
breakfast his visit was interrupted by
the arrival of a young lady I couldn't
make out the argument it had something
to do with a tattoo with a kangaroo
gentleman number three left the
apartment with his young lady never to
return
then came gentlemen number four and five
they came together then gentleman number
six arrived in time with food and
champagne why gentleman number six was
in the apartment number one and five
came in unexpectedly then what had been
coming for seven weeks came I knew it it
shook the whole house now your honor I'm
not your rubberneck
but single girls like
self can't be too careful bad accounts
for what I've seen up to tonight six
gentlemen and all of them had keys to
the apartment that will be all madam
thank you your honor
will you wait your turn
oh yes the landlord where was the
landlord through all this the house is
in her name your honor hiding behind a
woman's skirts you're one I wonder when
I saw all those men with their keys no
I'm coming to that will you be still you
jack-in-the-box all right all right
what's bothering you
my wife Your Honor I gotta meet her at
the depot 15 minutes ago your wife all
right I want to ask you a question first
where did you get your key I bought it
from bunny it goes be $5 who's bunny he
is bunny oh we can't be bunny
why not because Molly him and him got
kangaroos he and he what do you mean
kangaroos here you are your honor
oh the office is looking for you she
left for gentleman number three why your
honor you again my wife what about your
wife she's at the depot oh yes you may
go thank you
Oh will someone be kind enough to
explain to the court just where the
kangaroos jumped into this case but a
1934 your honor the three of us were all
members of the kangaroo basketball team
from Milford High we never lost a game
we've had a play that was a real
humdinger your honor now who are you I'm
a character witness your honor
I'm her husband I am exasperated sit
down
oh yes the key you sold her the chief
Johnny gave it a me sir you just gave it
to him you're all wrong Your Honor I beg
your pardon
Johnny gave all of us keys your honor
that's how I got mine too all right the
Court did not address you will the
defendant step forward please me you
now you actually did not expect all the
key holders to visit the apartment of
course not and it all came about because
someone else gave the keys out that's
right cured
then why did you change the lock on your
door why why why I'll tell you why
because you didn't resent those visits
you actually encouraged them and because
you were instrumental in inciting a riot
understanding the piece I'm gonna send
you to jail sorry judge she's innocent
she didn't do a thing
silence blind youth what do you know
about women a pretty face an innocent
look and you're carried away don't you
know that there are women who will go so
far as to engage themselves to several
men at the same time and except diamond
rings
I have no diamond quiet gentlemen of the
service I want to thank you very much
for coming here and forgiving your
testimony you may go out you where where
are you from Quebec what were you in
Quebec a rabbit I was just dressed like
a rabbit passing out free samples of big
bellies better combos what did you do
before you were a rabbit how did you
live well very nicely oh you did nothing
and you live very nicely
I had everything my heart desired I see
who who gave you everything your heart
desired
Big Daddy uh what was your father's
occupation he wasn't really my father
oh but he was the nicest daddy a girl
ever had whenever you went out of town
you see he was the Traveling Salesman
come closer please
yes this man that you call your father
where did you meet him he picked me up
on the train you make it a practice of
being picked up by strange men on trains
I cried but he carried me away why
didn't you call the conductor I couldn't
what I didn't learn to talk until I was
four is he my daddy found me when I was
one and a half do the most he was
traveling from New York to Quebec and
when the train stopped at Murray all he
got
thirsty and the ice water was all gone
so he stepped up to the station for one
beer that was his favorite drink
and when you came back to the Train
there I was in his seat I dismissed you
what are you waiting for her may I ask
you what your intentions are marriage
license Michael O'Brien and Catherine o
Mont marriage license John Moore and
Catherine o Mont are you sure you know
what you're doing
we do your honor you want to take this
woman as your lawful wedded wife
we do your honor and your wanting to
take these men as your lawful ways your
honor one more word and they're married
order in the court you want to marry one
of these men oh I do your own what which
one
but speak up I dare which one
you want to whisper it in my ear well
don't be shy
tell me all right
oh no oh no what
I mustn't make a decision now it's bound
to be bad luck the seven-week sound over
yet
what do you mean seven weeks they've
been horrible your honor first I lost a
new partner then I got in it from the
Army Navy Marines everyone had keys to
alpha made my bathtub they came and went
their night I fell in love with two men
with kangaroos I don't know it like this
to be and I won't look at my man's you'd
be not yeah would you say that again I
mean in as much as the defendant is
declared her intention of getting
married or in as much as he has agreed
to render her decision after midnight
Kate dismissed dismiss dismiss from now
on you'll listen to me
I am Mouse
it's midnight Cathy who's it gonna be I
can't the three of us that doesn't make
sense Cathy why must everything make
sense why can't one and one be three
just once because only crazy people out
that way
what can you tell you so crazy you can't
let people tell you oh you gotta make up
your mind right now just give me one
more minute
Oh
so those of youngsters well
what are the names Johnny might enjoy
what a fine little man well you're a bad
boy happy you look wonderful
you haven't changed a bit in five years
thank you say I'm dying to meet your
husband where is he must be him now
excuse me
baby
isn't it cute why don't you feed him
until daddy comes home you've been
missing mrs. Collins dance oh sure I
haven't seen him here's how
see you how do you do how do you do
Kathy what are we gonna put on the
feedbag
sorry I'm right there I thought you'd
never get here
he's always been my favorite I still
like the Sailor
my Johnny how are you horrible Johnny
congratulations a wonder was giving my
first
Happy New Year everybody
you
who are you?
B.0. Rumpelstiltskin
license gremlin. - Oh! - Oh, yes.
you spill song that's
the seven weeks bad luck
A pity you didn't break a mirror.
That would have been seven years.
Yeah, but I'll do a good job
in seven weeks. Here we go.
save enriched Bella
30 friends at MIT whoa
Kali
Henriette was someone
I know it's please
you an angel Johnny the name's David say
who are you anyway baby
Sally gee I'm glad to see you how's
everything at home am I glad you came
you lock this down a million people in
the morning you stand in line for the
bathroom then you stand in line for the
bus and at night you relax and stand in
line for the movies it's wonderful
oh that's Georgie we were just married
the hello Georgie hello hello you didn't
mention anything in your letter I wrote
you on Monday on it Georgie Tuesday
isn't it cute smile Georgie show your
dimples well are we going to uh I didn't
think of that
Georgie you'll have to go back to the
YMCA Bobby for me to spoil your
honeymoon
in your spa Cathy I knew you'd
understand Oh
eva's come over for dinner some night
yeah in a week or two you're required to
work at Armstrong aircraft 8 o'clock
tomorrow morning your jobs all set I
fixed everything and don't forget to let
us know where you're staying
goodbye
Sally
Sally
Oh Sally if about my kid
are you leaving town yes and you lived
in that house yes well then you must be
vacant yes goodbye finished I know you
want the room you've got to rent it to
me I don't got to do anything
Johnny how'd you know my name I got all
the fellows journey you can't do this to
me Johnny I'm a defense worker I'm
replacing two men strong men oh it's not
easy but the boys are counting on us and
we can't let them down I'm so tired
Johnny I can't move a leg anymore
I hope I'm doing the right thing
nice place your furniture yeah that's
why I didn't want to rent it
how long you been on this roofing Jeff
boys don't tomorrow you start tomorrow
well you better start looking for
another room right now
I hope this isn't too expensive maybe
$15 a month for a week that's all you're
staying here that's very good
let's not change the subject this is
only four dollars I'll pay the balance
next week it won't be your honor
I don't know you mail it to me because
of such an honest face tell you my new
address tomorrow and I'll expect the
other 11 bucks for return man what don't
be angry
what do you care you've got the
apartment now you're being nasty well I
better be cool why are you going in the
Marines isn't there anyone to see you
off a lot of friends I don't like
goodbyes why do you look at me like that
like one I like the way you look at me
just thinking do you always look that
within you thank you
that's it depends on what I'm thinking
about Holy Smoke I gotta step on it okay
will you make up your mind
Stepford inside boxes party room right
inside lady pizzeria
are you sure you've got everything
packed
and will make much you can
now look kid this is war and you may not
see each other for a long time and
besides there ain't no privacy at the
Depot don't mind us go ahead it's all
wrong
will you please kitchen before we're all
killed
about a minute maybe laughs I know
what can I say don't suppose I ever see
you again yeah I do
I don't know
the hot water faucet leaks don't sit
there a chair like this program
they want you to do all they see if I'm
just gonna be there for a week
I want you to have my places the
duration oh they're making snapper young
fella my desperate arm draw you're fine
sir I want you keep it
pull the tray I'll be out of here talk
about the keys who started all of us but
such I only asked them for a match
sorry honey
no bacon please I have rented me Tamar's
apartment mm-hmm
your husband just got here husband I
told you maybe they're engaged sweet mhm
I'll have no shenanigans in my house
darling their house is in my name sweet
but it was my money darling quietly
hurry with those dishes who are you
Charlie Miller is the name member of a
vanishing race the Silk Stocking
salesman the last parent existence am i
got'em how did you get in here Johnny
gave me a key said whenever I was in
town to use this place
now look here we have a rare bargain
Johnny doesn't live here anymore
out I beg your pardon oh just omit be
careful of those talking's lady they're
hard to get you can't do this I love you
mind if I football purse away let's not
be hasty here we have a rare French
perfume the last bottle in existence and
I got it give it
Oh your mistake
I'm going all I wants my pajamas I left
them on the bed
two three four five seven weeks
hey Johnny you want to get fired
boy oh are you kidding
hope I'm not interrupting anything
I what do you think you're talking to I
don't know but Johnny doesn't live here
anymore
what he's missing how did you get sorry
give me a key I'm not running a private
room so but you're welcome to the
airport and when I might work from 8:00
to 5:00 what do you do from 5:00 to 8:00
this is my lucky day
come on step it out of the draft now
don't tell me Johnny gave you a key to
okay who's Johnny what isn't that what
you're looking for I don't know his name
called him Bonnie Bonnie doesn't live
here either this is the right apartment
it is what you a cup of coffee with me
with pleasure come on Oh sit down you're
rocking the boat well he was tall but
not too tall yet dark hair not too dark
and he had the sweetest smile and he
told you this was his a partner what's
it to you nothing
there's a lot of keys putting around to
his apartment but there's only one bunny
what's so special about your bunny you
wouldn't understand
I'd like to know well he had a way about
him even when he was talking SATA gave
you goose pimples and what a dancer when
he took me in his arms
whoever rhythm and did he have a tattoo
where
on his forearm a kangaroo a kangaroo
quiet Giacomo who told you that
it's Johnny first day late on the job
it's murder you leave a forwarding
address in marine boy well if you see
him again you tell me Blass was here try
this for size
hmm you're a big boy who are you
Jerry Malone and someone stole my soap
don't you have a bathroom of your own
yeah but with my pop tooth
brother-in-law's sis in high school my
kids ain't got a chance right I don't
know what arrangement you had with
Johnny but I am living here now I use
the shower at 9:30 this brush is mine
and don't forget to wash the tub when
you get through and someone stole my
soap
Hey
the room
what are you doing in my bubble bath
what's your bubble bath doing in Johnny
Moore's bathroom Johnny doesn't live
here anymore he doesn't know I live here
Dumbo ever see a kangaroo dance so you
better get out of here these bubbles are
beginning to pop
threesies are you my girl no I guess not
come on
oh you wanna play rough huh simmer down
there lady take it easy
you know that it where's my cow come on
how the gals on the graveyard shift the
dates are off for tonight well how do
you like that and Johnny doesn't live
here anymore
no who does she does well it's a small
world isn't it
almost never like this
where's the bottle over at the color
drugstore I bought them now why didn't
you say so don't get me wrong you know
I'm not in the habit of bathing in
strange girls apartment
you see Johnny gave us a key to the
place and said whenever we were in town
to drop in when you can come right out
again you're Johnny's girl
you live alone and like it well I guess
there's nothing more to say
how about that does it pay to be honest
there's no real hospitality in the world
thanks for the use of the tab forget
something no we'll drink to your health
in the alley sailor you can drink your
beer here if you want you can only stay
until midnight
what gives then I can't do it which
hey pizza cutter humming maestro ready
ready what what expect from purple
Schakowsky same gorgeous what do you do
nice dream tough what just you
oh go on I bet you tell that to all the
powers
you said ride down again I was only
looking for a match oh here's a match
right there
you're a great help please it's two too
many
mm-hmm
say you're pretty I'm beautiful let's
get acquainted I'm Mike I'm Jack I'm
going or too
yeah yes oh hello hello
I wanna what to keeping PG Oh
nice car
good evening sir
you forgot your purse
what we do first let's go over to the
bar that's out we only got three down
take me at 3 bucks why I got a cousin in
that'll make it 30 then we'll really
catch a ball won't in a minute
you think you'd do it it'll be a dozen
it's gonna be a sad day for the Irish
Alice is it a deeper Narnia
will there be anything else sir yeah
yeah three straws
well let's drink up
I wonder how that happened
what's it gonna be it's my turn Mike
yeah but this is something special
that's what you said last time that's
wrong well you see this one to many of
us he's just leaving you've got a
previous engagement remember I say honey
you got a nickel
don't I get a pencil
yeah like that are you going to call
hello central
give me heaven spin adversity
what are you waiting for tails
I never saw a nickel do that before
see at the base it's a long Kid
there's a nickel speak number
this line is busy
No
wanna dance I heard a bunch of this sure
gets around that's just no say well you
sit still while I'm talking to you
neither do I
it's alright I'm not yes you are I am
NOT
you know something in it such a bad guy
Thanks what did you go with before no
one I say that for the Marines what
makes you think I know you wouldn't be
sitting here behind with someone before
me a package
thank you what's that that's a gremlin
these dolls go over big with the girls
okay wrap it up yes sir
Johnny what do you know your dog what
you just glad to see you a lot same here
for you aye sir
what are you doing here I got a bar pad
Oh lookin great yourself fella Oh anyone
I know
oh yeah gaunt sounds awful grim it's a
real thing might have much time to put
it over but I'm gonna try like mad man
you got it bad
someday you will too Mike then you could
toss away that little book of yours that
someday already happened no man I'm
frantic ah here's the unlucky girl
here's to the chump that would go for
you you know you're gonna laugh about
this but I only met her once only met
mine one as a matter of fact I'm not
even sure where I stand with it neither
of mine
how do you feel rotten man I'm frantic
they said that you see
but yours like Oh Brighton gay mine's
kind of shy creamy she knows what the
score is but she sure got my number
I don't think she ever kissed a guy
before it's funny how different two
women can be that would be nice if the
four of us can get together sometime
what's wrong with today well about
MyPlate well didn't you rent it oh she
won't mind how about it
Oh swell and will be very convenient for
my girl very convenient I better breathe
I'll see you in a half an hour okay
Johnny yeah say I'm a little short of
price this month I got to get me a shine
and a manicure and I just know she loves
flowers
anything for pal I cut my arm off for
you pal up to the skipper
see the varmints
see you tomorrow honey
there's something going on in this house
darling it's springtime sweet can't you
feel it in the air yeah someone's cookin
cauliflower
I better warn you Janet
you had the refrigerator fixed and the
hub motor plus it doesn't leak anymore
and you get to kill the rich that's very
good
just thought I'd drop by and see how the
place looks give you a sexy key
yeah yeah yeah do you want anyway and
your face it's dark did a good tailored
camp used to have an exclusive shop on
Fifth Avenue or she only made the
alterations I why don't you thank you
the time books my mother's I thought you
liked it did you get my letter letter
arrow T on the train Oh thought you
danced dear me so much without you
regret to have to inform you that there
are some keys out to the apartment at
rustic my friends will not cause you to
great an inconvenient sincerely John
Moore PS I would appreciate it if you
would notify the very hair or to
discontinue deliveries doesn't say much
to answer to mr. written in a hurry
are you on leave no I just have a
24-hour pass 20 left
don't watch me I like to pay attention
to me like beer don't you rgeous I sleep
better more a night I just drink it even
from each button
doctor's orders hej I don't know you
know per minute these bottles reminded
me someone Oh Mike what are you meeting
you don't have to come out of this honey
man Keith yeah
yeah like that see it paid every night
don't Johnny I'm such a mess
Johnny right
you got rhythm to to besides being such
a nice feather oh why didn't you tell me
I forgot you're something else for you
what is it
oh nothing it just reminded me of
someone I don't like
because what come out here oh come on I
want I got 19 hours in 55 minutes okay
I'm gonna think of it you do look like
my sergeant
if this goes on we'll all be in a bad
way now you mark my words I once went
with a sailor I don't want to hear about
it now stop thinking about it
Jules would you be interested in a
subscription to this I just sound your
horn oh please cigarette oh thank you
all right I just think it's swell thank
you excuse me for staring but that's
alright I suppose you haven't seen a
girl in a long time I hope please don't
misunderstand it's just that I never
thought it would be anyone like you why
what's wrong with me oh nothing nothing
except you didn't surprise me really I
do please sit down I'll be right back
it did it bike I did it did what I think
she loves me
well a pom-pom for Juliet thank you how
gallant
we'll be so formal kiss here I didn't
mean to be rude my let her get lost go
and patch things up beautiful boys
hasn't she
that's my Cathy your Cathy yeah why
she's my Cathy - but dice thought that
that grads are rotten joke Mike that's
no joke
it can't be it is I know you played the
field Mike but this time you picked the
wrong girl I'm not fooling with her
Johnny are you two-bit Casanova two-bit
Casanova huh I'll show you brother
you cheap chiseler chick sizzler yeah
listen you asked for something you're
gonna get show me
come on come on the other string
brothers they outside the fridge be mine
okay
yeah still got 19 hours and 48 minutes
guess I'll take in a movie I think I
break my neck trying to save it from
killing it so they don't you guys make
buddy-buddy why should I fight over a
girl like you what's wrong with me why
don't you tell me about Mike how did you
like about you either
why did you tell us you like this made
us believe you love this why I do both
of this well that can happen to any girl
you can't have us both
why come on Johnny
I can't the room Scrabble
Madison ain't you gonna dance Oh
what you didn't far living
you're in the Navy aren't you how'd you
guess
I think sailors are the handsomest thing
doesn't the music send you where
you follow beautifully yeah are you
going to be in town long
Mars my day off I think everybody should
have one day off the weeks what are you
going to do tomorrow
what about it what about what have you
read any good books lately
having fun Wow hej what are we doing
here anyway
come on I oughta take a sock at that guy
I've been out with them all but that's
the first time I've ever danced with a
zombie
funny or nothing in happen now
oh the seven weeks will be over till
midnight I'm saying right to bed
you've been waiting long honey
gee Irene you look sharp come on hej you
must be in the you love me honey
see that way about me here goes yeah I
only got 85 cents not again bunny you
said you loved me
yes but this is Saturday night and I'm
not spending at the penny arcade like
last time well me too
Hey look on every hotel in town chief
there isn't a rule to be had
well thanks for trying anyways mommy Oh
Katie now you can get it ruined with the
wire the uso chief or my wife is coming
in town tonight
Oh when's the streamline I get in from
Dallas right midnight six hours to go
Irene honey oh don't speak to me
hey you got a room in town no no that's
just a key to a friend's apartment any
chance of my user for the night
ah 310 bucks 10 bucks
no I couldn't do it come on be a good
fellow will you my wife's coming all the
way from Dallas and when I got 48 hours
no yeah take it take it
honey come on take it bunny I'll only
take five I'll say breast it's on the
key you'll never regret the Sailor never
get the Honolulu just telling your front
of Jeff Daniels Jeff Daniels why didn't
you take that 10 you rummy cuz I got
character I thought you were in the
Atlantic a bunch of the old gangs been
transfer to your base or as well now we
get some real kicks ah chief petty
officers been transferred along with us
say that guy's so tough to our soften
him up not Jeff Daniels yeah they're all
I like what did you say Jeff Daniels do
you know him well does it look like a
like a movie actor that's only comma
fries this guy's dynamite
oh hello mrs. Collins this is Johnny
would you call cat deeds to the phone
please dad thanks nice woman miss
Collins yeah can I have filled I'm
making up a little snack to go turkey
chicken is market fish let's have all of
them how bigger the pie oh just two of
us and throwing a pie to Willie what's
taking her so long bones the columns
apartment Oh Cathy this is Johnny and
Mike hi yeah we just got in Oh fine fine
oh right across the street at the
grocery store
well Mike yourself we kind of figure we
didn't do the thing right
that's why I want to talk to you yeah
that will be right up why you can't why
not why not because it's bad luck cuz
I'm glad you came back both of you but
this is the seventh day of the seventh
week and I cannot see anybody until
tomorrow morning
oh I'm not crazy
please trust me until tomorrow morning
and I'll explain everything
yeah you're an angel journey goodbye and
kiss Mike for me
what you say she sends you a kiss and
she said it's the seventh day in the
seventh week so that's what it is
so what I don't know she said it's bad
luck said we got a question to Lamar and
she wasn't crazy she said that what she
said now let's go over the waii and
shoot some pool I'll get some smokes I
wrap these up still with leaves
that's pretty expensive stuff nothing's
too good for my baby let's have a pack
of these just a minute Johnny very warm
for me isn't it gonna be hotter before
the days over
that will be $16.80 all set for a big
night Archie brother I got 48 hours
leave and I'm not going on a picnic
thank you there you go have yourself a
time thank you
did you see that key what key key that
time yeah that's a key to my apartment
you sure I know that key bet on the guy
how did he get it
hey hej what are you doing here what are
you doing here I'm waiting for my wife
and she's a very jealous woman Johnny
doesn't live here anymore
so what thing Johnny gave you the key
what do we do now
I don't know saw that luck really put me
on huh
then I get my hands on that guy out
terrible part but my wife where are we
gonna stay gee I wish I could tell you
oh well I suppose you can stay at the
YWCA I can bunk at the us day after
tomorrow I ship a destination unknown
maybe Africa Australia Alaska
nevermind the violence chief the
Lindenwood put me up for tonight oh
that's wonderful
have a cigar have a sandwich have a
drink
Oh champagne I bought it just for my
baby so you can't see it it's bad luck
we gotta tell them our champagne ah just
a second nobody insults this lady and my
friends mean it get lost for no excuses
pick it up you're gonna be yourself but
it's a Torres I get up blow you
all right make yourself up drop it down
a minute
Oh
chief has been a mistake here's 1234
what do you know
break down the door to stand back
everybody back
that's what it was your honor scandalous
outrageous what is this world coming to
since that girl moved next door to me
these past seven weeks have been quite
an experience what I saw
what I heard Your Honor in my opinion I
don't want your opinion the court is
only interested in facts now tell me
what did you actually see plenty your
honor please will you please sit down
proceed well gentlemen number one was a
civilian the only civilian then the
armed forces took over no to be precise
the civilian was gentleman number two
number one was the former tenant mr.
Moore anyway an hour after gentleman
number one left the apartment number two
arrived
number two left the apartment without
his pajamas without his pajamas
you saw that yes she threw the pajamas
after him quiet proceed gentlemen number
three arrived in time for a late
breakfast his visit was interrupted by
the arrival of a young lady I couldn't
make out the argument it had something
to do with a tattoo with a kangaroo
gentleman number three left the
apartment with his young lady never to
return
then came gentlemen number four and five
they came together then gentleman number
six arrived in time with food and
champagne why gentleman number six was
in the apartment number one and five
came in unexpectedly then what had been
coming for seven weeks came I knew it it
shook the whole house now your honor I'm
not your rubberneck
but single girls like
self can't be too careful bad accounts
for what I've seen up to tonight six
gentlemen and all of them had keys to
the apartment that will be all madam
thank you your honor
will you wait your turn
oh yes the landlord where was the
landlord through all this the house is
in her name your honor hiding behind a
woman's skirts you're one I wonder when
I saw all those men with their keys no
I'm coming to that will you be still you
jack-in-the-box all right all right
what's bothering you
my wife Your Honor I gotta meet her at
the depot 15 minutes ago your wife all
right I want to ask you a question first
where did you get your key I bought it
from bunny it goes be $5 who's bunny he
is bunny oh we can't be bunny
why not because Molly him and him got
kangaroos he and he what do you mean
kangaroos here you are your honor
oh the office is looking for you she
left for gentleman number three why your
honor you again my wife what about your
wife she's at the depot oh yes you may
go thank you
Oh will someone be kind enough to
explain to the court just where the
kangaroos jumped into this case but a
1934 your honor the three of us were all
members of the kangaroo basketball team
from Milford High we never lost a game
we've had a play that was a real
humdinger your honor now who are you I'm
a character witness your honor
I'm her husband I am exasperated sit
down
oh yes the key you sold her the chief
Johnny gave it a me sir you just gave it
to him you're all wrong Your Honor I beg
your pardon
Johnny gave all of us keys your honor
that's how I got mine too all right the
Court did not address you will the
defendant step forward please me you
now you actually did not expect all the
key holders to visit the apartment of
course not and it all came about because
someone else gave the keys out that's
right cured
then why did you change the lock on your
door why why why I'll tell you why
because you didn't resent those visits
you actually encouraged them and because
you were instrumental in inciting a riot
understanding the piece I'm gonna send
you to jail sorry judge she's innocent
she didn't do a thing
silence blind youth what do you know
about women a pretty face an innocent
look and you're carried away don't you
know that there are women who will go so
far as to engage themselves to several
men at the same time and except diamond
rings
I have no diamond quiet gentlemen of the
service I want to thank you very much
for coming here and forgiving your
testimony you may go out you where where
are you from Quebec what were you in
Quebec a rabbit I was just dressed like
a rabbit passing out free samples of big
bellies better combos what did you do
before you were a rabbit how did you
live well very nicely oh you did nothing
and you live very nicely
I had everything my heart desired I see
who who gave you everything your heart
desired
Big Daddy uh what was your father's
occupation he wasn't really my father
oh but he was the nicest daddy a girl
ever had whenever you went out of town
you see he was the Traveling Salesman
come closer please
yes this man that you call your father
where did you meet him he picked me up
on the train you make it a practice of
being picked up by strange men on trains
I cried but he carried me away why
didn't you call the conductor I couldn't
what I didn't learn to talk until I was
four is he my daddy found me when I was
one and a half do the most he was
traveling from New York to Quebec and
when the train stopped at Murray all he
got
thirsty and the ice water was all gone
so he stepped up to the station for one
beer that was his favorite drink
and when you came back to the Train
there I was in his seat I dismissed you
what are you waiting for her may I ask
you what your intentions are marriage
license Michael O'Brien and Catherine o
Mont marriage license John Moore and
Catherine o Mont are you sure you know
what you're doing
we do your honor you want to take this
woman as your lawful wedded wife
we do your honor and your wanting to
take these men as your lawful ways your
honor one more word and they're married
order in the court you want to marry one
of these men oh I do your own what which
one
but speak up I dare which one
you want to whisper it in my ear well
don't be shy
tell me all right
oh no oh no what
I mustn't make a decision now it's bound
to be bad luck the seven-week sound over
yet
what do you mean seven weeks they've
been horrible your honor first I lost a
new partner then I got in it from the
Army Navy Marines everyone had keys to
alpha made my bathtub they came and went
their night I fell in love with two men
with kangaroos I don't know it like this
to be and I won't look at my man's you'd
be not yeah would you say that again I
mean in as much as the defendant is
declared her intention of getting
married or in as much as he has agreed
to render her decision after midnight
Kate dismissed dismiss dismiss from now
on you'll listen to me
I am Mouse
it's midnight Cathy who's it gonna be I
can't the three of us that doesn't make
sense Cathy why must everything make
sense why can't one and one be three
just once because only crazy people out
that way
what can you tell you so crazy you can't
let people tell you oh you gotta make up
your mind right now just give me one
more minute
Oh
so those of youngsters well
what are the names Johnny might enjoy
what a fine little man well you're a bad
boy happy you look wonderful
you haven't changed a bit in five years
thank you say I'm dying to meet your
husband where is he must be him now
excuse me
baby
isn't it cute why don't you feed him
until daddy comes home you've been
missing mrs. Collins dance oh sure I
haven't seen him here's how
see you how do you do how do you do
Kathy what are we gonna put on the
feedbag
sorry I'm right there I thought you'd
never get here
he's always been my favorite I still
like the Sailor
my Johnny how are you horrible Johnny
congratulations a wonder was giving my
first
Happy New Year everybody
you